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1 | 00:00:06,896 | 00:00:11,896 | Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com | Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com |
2 | 00:00:40,083 | 00:00:42,461 | That's funny. That's appropriate, isn't it? | That's funny. That's appropriate, isn't it? |
3 | 00:00:42,669 | 00:00:44,671 | How does that go? Let's see... | How does that go? Let's see... |
4 | 00:00:46,715 | 00:00:49,927 | ♪ The jingle bells are jingling ♪ | ♪ The jingle bells are jingling ♪ |
5 | 00:00:50,010 | 00:00:53,388 | ♪ The streets are white with snow ♪ | ♪ The streets are white with snow ♪ |
6 | 00:00:54,180 | 00:00:57,309 | ♪ The happy crowds are mingling ♪ | ♪ The happy crowds are mingling ♪ |
7 | 00:00:58,143 | 00:01:01,062 | ♪ But there's no one that I know ♪ | ♪ But there's no one that I know ♪ |
8 | 00:01:02,022 | 00:01:04,650 | ♪ I'm sure that you'll forgive me ♪ | ♪ I'm sure that you'll forgive me ♪ |
9 | 00:01:05,317 | 00:01:09,195 | ♪ If I don't enthuse ♪ | ♪ If I don't enthuse ♪ |
10 | 00:01:09,989 | 00:01:11,657 | ♪ I've come down ♪ | ♪ I've come down ♪ |
11 | 00:01:11,740 | 00:01:17,746 | ♪ With those Christmas blues ♪ | ♪ With those Christmas blues ♪ |
12 | 00:01:18,538 | 00:01:24,169 | ♪ I've done my window shopping There's not a store that I missed ♪ | ♪ I've done my window shopping There's not a store that I missed ♪ |
13 | 00:01:26,129 | 00:01:33,094 | ♪ But what's the use of stopping? When there's no one on your list ♪ | ♪ But what's the use of stopping? When there's no one on your list ♪ |
14 | 00:01:34,763 | 00:01:37,975 | ♪ You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪ | ♪ You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪ |
15 | 00:01:38,684 | 00:01:42,187 | ♪ When you love and you lose ♪ | ♪ When you love and you lose ♪ |
16 | 00:01:42,270 | 00:01:45,691 | ♪ Then you'll have the Christmas blues ♪ | ♪ Then you'll have the Christmas blues ♪ |
17 | 00:01:49,862 | 00:01:53,740 | ♪ When somebody wants you ♪ | ♪ When somebody wants you ♪ |
18 | 00:01:53,824 | 00:01:56,743 | ♪ Somebody needs you ♪ | ♪ Somebody needs you ♪ |
19 | 00:01:57,410 | 00:02:03,458 | ♪ Christmas is a joy of joys ♪ | ♪ Christmas is a joy of joys ♪ |
20 | 00:02:05,126 | 00:02:08,547 | ♪ But friends, when you're lonely ♪ | ♪ But friends, when you're lonely ♪ |
21 | 00:02:09,631 | 00:02:13,886 | ♪ You'll find that it's only a thing ♪ | ♪ You'll find that it's only a thing ♪ |
22 | 00:02:13,969 | 00:02:18,974 | ♪ For little girls and little boys ♪ | ♪ For little girls and little boys ♪ |
23 | 00:02:21,727 | 00:02:24,104 | ♪ May all your days be merry ♪ | ♪ May all your days be merry ♪ |
24 | 00:02:24,855 | 00:02:28,108 | ♪ Your season full of cheer ♪ | ♪ Your season full of cheer ♪ |
25 | 00:02:29,651 | 00:02:32,237 | ♪ But 'til it's January ♪ | ♪ But 'til it's January ♪ |
26 | 00:02:34,322 | 00:02:37,325 | ♪ I'm going to go disappear ♪ | ♪ I'm going to go disappear ♪ |
27 | 00:02:38,744 | 00:02:44,041 | ♪ Yeah, Santa may have brought you Stars for your shoes ♪ | ♪ Yeah, Santa may have brought you Stars for your shoes ♪ |
28 | 00:02:44,666 | 00:02:51,631 | ♪ All Saint Nick brought me Was the Christmas blues ♪ | ♪ All Saint Nick brought me Was the Christmas blues ♪ |
29 | 00:02:52,674 | 00:02:56,678 | ♪ Those brightly-packaged Tinsel-covered ♪ | ♪ Those brightly-packaged Tinsel-covered ♪ |
30 | 00:02:57,345 | 00:03:02,684 | ♪ Christmas... ♪ | ♪ Christmas... ♪ |
31 | 00:03:02,768 | 00:03:06,396 | ♪ Blues ♪ | ♪ Blues ♪ |
32 | 00:03:17,240 | 00:03:19,118 | - Merry Christmas. - I'm not here. | - Merry Christmas. - I'm not here. |
33 | 00:03:19,200 | 00:03:21,078 | - Mr. Murray's suite. - I'm already dead. | - Mr. Murray's suite. - I'm already dead. |
34 | 00:03:21,161 | 00:03:23,413 | - Yes, of course. - The answer's no. | - Yes, of course. - The answer's no. |
35 | 00:03:25,665 | 00:03:27,709 | - Who is it? - Your producers, Mr. Murray. | - Who is it? - Your producers, Mr. Murray. |
36 | 00:03:27,793 | 00:03:30,963 | They're outside. They've heard your beautiful voice, sir. | They're outside. They've heard your beautiful voice, sir. |
37 | 00:03:31,046 | 00:03:34,007 | - God hates me. - Forgive me, Mr. Murray. | - God hates me. - Forgive me, Mr. Murray. |
38 | 00:03:34,215 | 00:03:37,302 | But God is your biggest fan. Number one fan. | But God is your biggest fan. Number one fan. |
39 | 00:03:37,385 | 00:03:39,721 | Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray. | Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray. |
40 | 00:03:40,680 | 00:03:43,224 | - You really think so? - Number one, sir. Number one. | - You really think so? - Number one, sir. Number one. |
41 | 00:03:43,308 | 00:03:45,060 | - Hey! - Hey! | - Hey! - Hey! |
42 | 00:03:45,268 | 00:03:47,146 | Murray Christmas! | Murray Christmas! |
43 | 00:03:47,228 | 00:03:48,438 | - Get it? - Yeah... | - Get it? - Yeah... |
44 | 00:03:48,521 | 00:03:52,484 | - Wow, you look festive. - I would lose those antlers. | - Wow, you look festive. - I would lose those antlers. |
45 | 00:03:53,819 | 00:03:56,529 | Has anyone shown up for this thing? | Has anyone shown up for this thing? |
46 | 00:03:57,197 | 00:03:59,240 | - We're here. - Yeah, so that's one friend. | - We're here. - Yeah, so that's one friend. |
47 | 00:03:59,324 | 00:04:01,201 | - Paul's here. - Yeah, Paul's here. | - Paul's here. - Yeah, Paul's here. |
48 | 00:04:01,284 | 00:04:03,328 | I wouldn't miss this nutty gig for the world. | I wouldn't miss this nutty gig for the world. |
49 | 00:04:03,411 | 00:04:06,289 | What are you worried about? Come on. Let's do the show. | What are you worried about? Come on. Let's do the show. |
50 | 00:04:06,372 | 00:04:08,750 | - Chop, chop. - There's no one moving in the whole city. | - Chop, chop. - There's no one moving in the whole city. |
51 | 00:04:08,834 | 00:04:11,003 | The airports are closed. The trains are closed. | The airports are closed. The trains are closed. |
52 | 00:04:11,086 | 00:04:14,255 | The buses and bridges and tunnels are not working. | The buses and bridges and tunnels are not working. |
53 | 00:04:15,048 | 00:04:19,552 | A couple of saloons have closed. The entire city of New York is shut down. | A couple of saloons have closed. The entire city of New York is shut down. |
54 | 00:04:20,345 | 00:04:23,140 | And you're expecting me to go downstairs and do a show? | And you're expecting me to go downstairs and do a show? |
55 | 00:04:23,348 | 00:04:27,310 | - Anything that's fun is always hard. - That's right. | - Anything that's fun is always hard. - That's right. |
56 | 00:04:27,519 | 00:04:31,815 | Oh, it's a miracle. You two are going to shut up for a second. | Oh, it's a miracle. You two are going to shut up for a second. |
57 | 00:04:32,983 | 00:04:35,027 | - Please be George. - Please be George. | - Please be George. - Please be George. |
58 | 00:04:35,110 | 00:04:36,695 | - Hey. - Is it George Clooney? | - Hey. - Is it George Clooney? |
59 | 00:04:36,778 | 00:04:38,238 | - Is it Clooney? - Is it Clooney? | - Is it Clooney? - Is it Clooney? |
60 | 00:04:38,321 | 00:04:40,657 | - Is he on the phone? - Please, God, let it be Clooney. | - Is he on the phone? - Please, God, let it be Clooney. |
61 | 00:04:40,740 | 00:04:42,283 | How did you get this number? | How did you get this number? |
62 | 00:04:43,493 | 00:04:47,372 | Now, you'd better tell me because I'm going to find out. I am working. | Now, you'd better tell me because I'm going to find out. I am working. |
63 | 00:04:49,041 | 00:04:51,960 | Don't ever do this again. Ever. You got it? | Don't ever do this again. Ever. You got it? |
64 | 00:04:57,132 | 00:04:59,885 | - My sister. - Family is important. | - My sister. - Family is important. |
65 | 00:05:00,093 | 00:05:02,012 | I need you to produce! | I need you to produce! |
66 | 00:05:02,095 | 00:05:03,471 | - Okay. - Okay. | - Okay. - Okay. |
67 | 00:05:03,555 | 00:05:06,599 | - How do we cancel this? - Okay. I understand why you're frustrated. | - How do we cancel this? - Okay. I understand why you're frustrated. |
68 | 00:05:06,683 | 00:05:09,228 | I would be frustrated, too. Maybe we shouldn't do it. | I would be frustrated, too. Maybe we shouldn't do it. |
69 | 00:05:09,310 | 00:05:11,730 | - Bev, should we cancel it? - Okay. You two, grow up. | - Bev, should we cancel it? - Okay. You two, grow up. |
70 | 00:05:11,813 | 00:05:14,399 | The satellite is bought and paid for and non-refundable. | The satellite is bought and paid for and non-refundable. |
71 | 00:05:14,482 | 00:05:16,776 | - So we can't cancel. - You've got to try to cancel. | - So we can't cancel. - You've got to try to cancel. |
72 | 00:05:16,860 | 00:05:19,445 | - We placed all the ads, man. - Which is so exciting! | - We placed all the ads, man. - Which is so exciting! |
73 | 00:05:19,529 | 00:05:23,242 | - The network has been pro-mo'ing this. - They are very jazzed about it. | - The network has been pro-mo'ing this. - They are very jazzed about it. |
74 | 00:05:23,324 | 00:05:26,786 | And I don't want to tell you how personally on the hook you are for this. | And I don't want to tell you how personally on the hook you are for this. |
75 | 00:05:26,870 | 00:05:28,747 | You do not want to get sued, Bill. | You do not want to get sued, Bill. |
76 | 00:05:28,955 | 00:05:31,541 | You don't want to be personally on the hook. That is scary. | You don't want to be personally on the hook. That is scary. |
77 | 00:05:31,624 | 00:05:33,126 | So we've got some weather issues. | So we've got some weather issues. |
78 | 00:05:33,334 | 00:05:36,046 | Hold on, Bev. Bill might have a right. Maybe... | Hold on, Bev. Bill might have a right. Maybe... |
79 | 00:05:36,129 | 00:05:40,175 | Bill has a contractual right to do the best fucking Christmas show that he can. | Bill has a contractual right to do the best fucking Christmas show that he can. |
80 | 00:05:40,259 | 00:05:42,594 | Let me guess. You're the bad cop. | Let me guess. You're the bad cop. |
81 | 00:05:42,677 | 00:05:44,846 | Yeah, I'm sorry. That was a little over the top. | Yeah, I'm sorry. That was a little over the top. |
82 | 00:05:44,930 | 00:05:46,056 | Hey. | Hey. |
83 | 00:05:47,432 | 00:05:49,559 | - Think of the troops. - Yeah. | - Think of the troops. - Yeah. |
84 | 00:05:49,642 | 00:05:54,731 | Right? And the kids in hospitals. And pets outside. | Right? And the kids in hospitals. And pets outside. |
85 | 00:05:54,940 | 00:05:56,233 | I need my antlers! | I need my antlers! |
86 | 00:05:56,316 | 00:05:58,026 | You always forget them. | You always forget them. |
87 | 00:05:58,110 | 00:06:00,612 | - Jackpot! Here we go. - Thanks, Paul. Come on. | - Jackpot! Here we go. - Thanks, Paul. Come on. |
88 | 00:06:01,238 | 00:06:02,655 | Here we go. Here we go. | Here we go. Here we go. |
89 | 00:06:04,032 | 00:06:05,284 | No, no, no, no. No elevator. | No, no, no, no. No elevator. |
90 | 00:06:05,366 | 00:06:08,745 | The little guys in uniforms who run these things couldn't make it in today. | The little guys in uniforms who run these things couldn't make it in today. |
91 | 00:06:08,828 | 00:06:12,207 | Yeah, we're walking. A little exercise is not going to kill you. | Yeah, we're walking. A little exercise is not going to kill you. |
92 | 00:06:12,874 | 00:06:16,211 | - Come on. - Goodness me. Dimitri, hold onto these. | - Come on. - Goodness me. Dimitri, hold onto these. |
93 | 00:06:16,295 | 00:06:19,631 | ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ | ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ |
94 | 00:06:19,714 | 00:06:22,884 | ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪ | ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪ |
95 | 00:06:23,093 | 00:06:25,887 | ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪ | ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪ |
96 | 00:06:26,096 | 00:06:29,891 | ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ | ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ |
97 | 00:06:29,975 | 00:06:32,144 | ♪ Let it snow... ♪ | ♪ Let it snow... ♪ |
98 | 00:06:32,227 | 00:06:36,148 | This is your idea of a Christmas special? This is a national disgrace. | This is your idea of a Christmas special? This is a national disgrace. |
99 | 00:06:37,774 | 00:06:41,402 | Alright, stand down, Double D. He's just a Hollywood sleaze bag. | Alright, stand down, Double D. He's just a Hollywood sleaze bag. |
100 | 00:06:42,070 | 00:06:45,365 | I don't even know how to express my shame in this moment. | I don't even know how to express my shame in this moment. |
101 | 00:06:45,448 | 00:06:48,618 | The Murricane skulking down the back stairs | The Murricane skulking down the back stairs |
102 | 00:06:48,701 | 00:06:51,704 | like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker. | like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker. |
103 | 00:06:51,913 | 00:06:57,043 | Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you. | Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you. |
104 | 00:06:57,252 | 00:06:59,545 | Maybe not. But you definitely need one. | Maybe not. But you definitely need one. |
105 | 00:06:59,629 | 00:07:05,760 | Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for a Christmas special... No harm intended... | Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for a Christmas special... No harm intended... |
106 | 00:07:05,844 | 00:07:07,095 | Oh, none taken. | Oh, none taken. |
107 | 00:07:07,179 | 00:07:09,848 | Seems more like a Christ-mess, as in, what a mess! | Seems more like a Christ-mess, as in, what a mess! |
108 | 00:07:12,309 | 00:07:14,019 | We have George Clooney. | We have George Clooney. |
109 | 00:07:14,853 | 00:07:16,562 | I rest my case. | I rest my case. |
110 | 00:07:16,646 | 00:07:17,814 | You saw Monuments Men? | You saw Monuments Men? |
111 | 00:07:18,023 | 00:07:20,817 | - I was in it. - Number what? Seven on the call sheet? | - I was in it. - Number what? Seven on the call sheet? |
112 | 00:07:20,900 | 00:07:22,735 | - You were so good in that. - You were great. | - You were so good in that. - You were great. |
113 | 00:07:22,819 | 00:07:23,862 | You were very good. | You were very good. |
114 | 00:07:24,070 | 00:07:26,865 | What I'm saying is we all love George, right? | What I'm saying is we all love George, right? |
115 | 00:07:26,948 | 00:07:29,034 | He and I are close. He's a citizen of the world. | He and I are close. He's a citizen of the world. |
116 | 00:07:29,117 | 00:07:31,328 | But we need size. We need edge. | But we need size. We need edge. |
117 | 00:07:31,536 | 00:07:35,540 | If security had come in today, I would be calling them right now. | If security had come in today, I would be calling them right now. |
118 | 00:07:35,748 | 00:07:39,502 | Look, just sign with me today, okay? I know you're a big fish. | Look, just sign with me today, okay? I know you're a big fish. |
119 | 00:07:39,585 | 00:07:42,463 | But you're not going to snap my line, okay? I'm hanging on tight. | But you're not going to snap my line, okay? I'm hanging on tight. |
120 | 00:07:42,547 | 00:07:44,424 | Here's our Murricane special. | Here's our Murricane special. |
121 | 00:07:44,507 | 00:07:47,093 | Blimp shot down into Dallas Cowboys Stadium... | Blimp shot down into Dallas Cowboys Stadium... |
122 | 00:07:47,302 | 00:07:49,054 | - Done it. - Retractable roof opens. | - Done it. - Retractable roof opens. |
123 | 00:07:49,137 | 00:07:52,557 | - 80,000 screaming fans. - Yeah. | - 80,000 screaming fans. - Yeah. |
124 | 00:07:52,640 | 00:07:54,517 | What? You do it in post. | What? You do it in post. |
125 | 00:07:54,600 | 00:07:55,601 | Camera zooms in. | Camera zooms in. |
126 | 00:07:55,685 | 00:08:00,023 | We see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy red mini skirt, sitting on a white sleigh. | We see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy red mini skirt, sitting on a white sleigh. |
127 | 00:08:00,106 | 00:08:01,733 | - You run in... - Miley's in Tahoe. | - You run in... - Miley's in Tahoe. |
128 | 00:08:02,901 | 00:08:07,488 | I know Miley. And that may or may not be true. | I know Miley. And that may or may not be true. |
129 | 00:08:07,697 | 00:08:09,866 | Okay, you just have to go away. I'm sorry. | Okay, you just have to go away. I'm sorry. |
130 | 00:08:09,949 | 00:08:14,162 | Please just go as far away as your company will send you. | Please just go as far away as your company will send you. |
131 | 00:08:14,246 | 00:08:17,040 | Miss, could you check him, please? Thank you. | Miss, could you check him, please? Thank you. |
132 | 00:08:17,123 | 00:08:19,667 | I've heard that one. You better check yourself, Bill. | I've heard that one. You better check yourself, Bill. |
133 | 00:08:19,751 | 00:08:22,379 | You better run like a thief from this car wreck. | You better run like a thief from this car wreck. |
134 | 00:08:23,129 | 00:08:24,714 | Total disaster. | Total disaster. |
135 | 00:08:26,299 | 00:08:28,093 | Total disaster. | Total disaster. |
136 | 00:08:29,761 | 00:08:30,762 | Are you an actress? | Are you an actress? |
137 | 00:08:36,101 | 00:08:39,896 | Tonight, Christmas Eve, from the legendary Hotel Carlyle in New York, | Tonight, Christmas Eve, from the legendary Hotel Carlyle in New York, |
138 | 00:08:39,979 | 00:08:42,148 | Bill Murray and his celebrity friends gather... | Bill Murray and his celebrity friends gather... |
139 | 00:08:42,357 | 00:08:43,983 | See, Bill? Easy peasy. | See, Bill? Easy peasy. |
140 | 00:08:44,067 | 00:08:49,281 | We cut from you here live on stage, to your guests' pre-taped reaction shots. | We cut from you here live on stage, to your guests' pre-taped reaction shots. |
141 | 00:08:49,364 | 00:08:52,117 | No one knows you aren't in the same room together. Boom, done. | No one knows you aren't in the same room together. Boom, done. |
142 | 00:08:52,200 | 00:08:54,827 | - A Christmas miracle. - You've got to be kidding. | - A Christmas miracle. - You've got to be kidding. |
143 | 00:08:56,496 | 00:09:00,083 | This is from last year's Golden Globes. That's not going to match. | This is from last year's Golden Globes. That's not going to match. |
144 | 00:09:00,292 | 00:09:03,378 | Yeah, match it... What does it have to match? | Yeah, match it... What does it have to match? |
145 | 00:09:03,462 | 00:09:05,880 | It's all just fantasy, right? | It's all just fantasy, right? |
146 | 00:09:05,964 | 00:09:09,468 | I mean, we're the weavers of dreams. We're the makers of merry. | I mean, we're the weavers of dreams. We're the makers of merry. |
147 | 00:09:09,550 | 00:09:12,845 | - This is all just an illusion. - Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill. | - This is all just an illusion. - Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill. |
148 | 00:09:12,929 | 00:09:15,890 | That's Brad Pitt and Angelina. They're in Africa. | That's Brad Pitt and Angelina. They're in Africa. |
149 | 00:09:15,974 | 00:09:17,434 | And it's daytime in Africa. | And it's daytime in Africa. |
150 | 00:09:17,517 | 00:09:20,770 | They're not in New York at Bemelmans. They're in Africa. | They're not in New York at Bemelmans. They're in Africa. |
151 | 00:09:20,853 | 00:09:22,522 | Those are huts. | Those are huts. |
152 | 00:09:22,605 | 00:09:23,731 | Who sees a hut? | Who sees a hut? |
153 | 00:09:23,815 | 00:09:27,110 | Come on. Bill, calm down and trust us. | Come on. Bill, calm down and trust us. |
154 | 00:09:27,193 | 00:09:30,155 | Were you nominated for an Emmy for producing the SAG awards? | Were you nominated for an Emmy for producing the SAG awards? |
155 | 00:09:30,363 | 00:09:31,823 | - No. - Neither were we. | - No. - Neither were we. |
156 | 00:09:32,491 | 00:09:35,576 | So get up there and do the show. We go live in 90 seconds. | So get up there and do the show. We go live in 90 seconds. |
157 | 00:09:35,785 | 00:09:40,206 | Bill, I think it's a blessing that these people didn't show up. | Bill, I think it's a blessing that these people didn't show up. |
158 | 00:09:40,290 | 00:09:43,293 | Because now it's your time, you know. | Because now it's your time, you know. |
159 | 00:09:43,502 | 00:09:46,587 | The universe gives us many gifts. It's whether or not we receive them. | The universe gives us many gifts. It's whether or not we receive them. |
160 | 00:09:46,671 | 00:09:49,757 | - That's right. Receive the gift. - This job is always surprising me. | - That's right. Receive the gift. - This job is always surprising me. |
161 | 00:09:50,383 | 00:09:53,386 | - I'm so alone. - Okay, Bill... | - I'm so alone. - Okay, Bill... |
162 | 00:09:53,470 | 00:09:54,929 | - You know... - We're with you... | - You know... - We're with you... |
163 | 00:09:55,013 | 00:09:56,222 | You know, you and I... | You know, you and I... |
164 | 00:09:57,307 | 00:09:59,017 | we're not in the same business. | we're not in the same business. |
165 | 00:10:04,230 | 00:10:05,773 | Okay, there he goes. He's going. | Okay, there he goes. He's going. |
166 | 00:10:05,857 | 00:10:08,860 | Bill, I don't want to pressure you, but one minute until air. | Bill, I don't want to pressure you, but one minute until air. |
167 | 00:10:08,943 | 00:10:11,696 | Five cameras. I like our chances of someone getting it right. | Five cameras. I like our chances of someone getting it right. |
168 | 00:10:11,779 | 00:10:15,033 | 60 seconds! He's going up. Let's get ready. Are you ready, Paul? | 60 seconds! He's going up. Let's get ready. Are you ready, Paul? |
169 | 00:10:15,908 | 00:10:17,910 | - Ready! - Alright. | - Ready! - Alright. |
170 | 00:10:17,994 | 00:10:21,039 | - What are we doing? - Let's jingle those bells, buddy. | - What are we doing? - Let's jingle those bells, buddy. |
171 | 00:10:21,122 | 00:10:23,666 | We're going live in five seconds, everyone. | We're going live in five seconds, everyone. |
172 | 00:10:23,875 | 00:10:26,044 | Is there a microphone or do we imagine that, too? | Is there a microphone or do we imagine that, too? |
173 | 00:10:26,252 | 00:10:28,338 | - Use your stage voice. - Yeah. | - Use your stage voice. - Yeah. |
174 | 00:10:28,421 | 00:10:29,506 | You're on stage. | You're on stage. |
175 | 00:10:29,714 | 00:10:31,341 | There we go. Look. | There we go. Look. |
176 | 00:10:32,008 | 00:10:35,554 | - We've got one sound guy. - Swing the camera. The other way. | - We've got one sound guy. - Swing the camera. The other way. |
177 | 00:10:37,847 | 00:10:39,474 | You people are disgusting. | You people are disgusting. |
178 | 00:10:39,558 | 00:10:41,684 | - You're looking great up there. - Crushing it. | - You're looking great up there. - Crushing it. |
179 | 00:10:41,893 | 00:10:44,521 | We're going live on air. Stand by. | We're going live on air. Stand by. |
180 | 00:10:44,604 | 00:10:46,856 | Everyone set? We're live on TV in... | Everyone set? We're live on TV in... |
181 | 00:10:47,065 | 00:10:53,654 | eight, seven, six, five, four, three... | eight, seven, six, five, four, three... |
182 | 00:10:53,738 | 00:10:55,490 | Make it great. Two... Go, Bill! | Make it great. Two... Go, Bill! |
183 | 00:10:59,869 | 00:11:04,832 | ♪ Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪ | ♪ Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪ |
184 | 00:11:05,458 | 00:11:08,836 | ♪ Over fields we go Laughing all the way ♪ | ♪ Over fields we go Laughing all the way ♪ |
185 | 00:11:08,920 | 00:11:09,921 | ♪ Ha, ha, ha! ♪ | ♪ Ha, ha, ha! ♪ |
186 | 00:11:14,926 | 00:11:17,637 | This is a nightmare. I can't do this. I'm sorry, Ivan. | This is a nightmare. I can't do this. I'm sorry, Ivan. |
187 | 00:11:17,845 | 00:11:20,432 | - I can't do this. - Cut the tape! | - I can't do this. - Cut the tape! |
188 | 00:11:20,515 | 00:11:25,186 | I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing. I want to weep, okay? | I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing. I want to weep, okay? |
189 | 00:11:25,395 | 00:11:27,564 | Go to commercial. | Go to commercial. |
190 | 00:11:27,647 | 00:11:30,400 | I am weeping. I am weeping. | I am weeping. I am weeping. |
191 | 00:11:30,483 | 00:11:33,736 | I've never wept on a stage. This is a first. | I've never wept on a stage. This is a first. |
192 | 00:11:33,819 | 00:11:36,030 | I just can't do this. I'm sorry. | I just can't do this. I'm sorry. |
193 | 00:11:36,114 | 00:11:40,034 | We've got to... I don't know. Show an old football game or something. | We've got to... I don't know. Show an old football game or something. |
194 | 00:11:40,118 | 00:11:41,744 | I just can't do this. | I just can't do this. |
195 | 00:11:42,412 | 00:11:43,746 | Total disaster. | Total disaster. |
196 | 00:11:44,539 | 00:11:47,500 | I've got to run. I've got to hide. | I've got to run. I've got to hide. |
197 | 00:11:47,584 | 00:11:50,836 | Oh, it's freezing out there. Oh, God... | Oh, it's freezing out there. Oh, God... |
198 | 00:11:51,045 | 00:11:52,547 | Oh, it's cold! | Oh, it's cold! |
199 | 00:11:55,258 | 00:11:57,009 | I should have quit right then and there. | I should have quit right then and there. |
200 | 00:11:57,093 | 00:11:59,471 | I should have stopped right then and there. | I should have stopped right then and there. |
201 | 00:11:59,554 | 00:12:01,973 | I'd give anything for a guest. | I'd give anything for a guest. |
202 | 00:12:02,181 | 00:12:04,684 | Any kind of medium, half-talented fool. | Any kind of medium, half-talented fool. |
203 | 00:12:04,767 | 00:12:06,561 | Whoa! Wait a minute. | Whoa! Wait a minute. |
204 | 00:12:06,769 | 00:12:09,481 | - Bill Murray! - Chris Rock! | - Bill Murray! - Chris Rock! |
205 | 00:12:09,564 | 00:12:12,358 | Chris! Chris! | Chris! Chris! |
206 | 00:12:12,442 | 00:12:15,612 | Bill, what are you doing here in the biggest blizzard in the world, man? | Bill, what are you doing here in the biggest blizzard in the world, man? |
207 | 00:12:15,820 | 00:12:17,822 | - Don't leave. Don't leave. - I'm not... | - Don't leave. Don't leave. - I'm not... |
208 | 00:12:17,905 | 00:12:20,241 | Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay. | Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay. |
209 | 00:12:20,325 | 00:12:22,910 | Go around. You can't go that way. | Go around. You can't go that way. |
210 | 00:12:22,994 | 00:12:26,456 | - Counter-clockwise. Counter-clockwise. - Counter-clockwise! | - Counter-clockwise. Counter-clockwise. - Counter-clockwise! |
211 | 00:12:26,539 | 00:12:27,957 | The other way. | The other way. |
212 | 00:12:28,040 | 00:12:33,505 | - Counter-clockwise. You are such a pro! - It's a pleasure. | - Counter-clockwise. You are such a pro! - It's a pleasure. |
213 | 00:12:33,588 | 00:12:37,049 | Counter-clockwise. Chris! | Counter-clockwise. Chris! |
214 | 00:12:38,259 | 00:12:39,678 | What's up, man? | What's up, man? |
215 | 00:12:39,760 | 00:12:41,220 | How did you get uptown? | How did you get uptown? |
216 | 00:12:41,304 | 00:12:43,431 | - Subway. - They shut down the subway. | - Subway. - They shut down the subway. |
217 | 00:12:43,515 | 00:12:46,726 | They are. They are. I had to walk on the rails, man. | They are. They are. I had to walk on the rails, man. |
218 | 00:12:47,393 | 00:12:50,938 | - Sit down with me, buddy. - I'm sitting down, man. | - Sit down with me, buddy. - I'm sitting down, man. |
219 | 00:12:51,022 | 00:12:52,815 | What's going on? What's all this stuff? | What's going on? What's all this stuff? |
220 | 00:12:52,898 | 00:12:55,109 | Well, I'm supposed to be doing a live TV show. | Well, I'm supposed to be doing a live TV show. |
221 | 00:12:55,193 | 00:12:56,736 | - Okay. - Live Christmas special. | - Okay. - Live Christmas special. |
222 | 00:12:56,819 | 00:12:58,321 | - Are you in it? - It just started. | - Are you in it? - It just started. |
223 | 00:12:58,404 | 00:13:00,823 | - I'm the only one. - Oh, man. | - I'm the only one. - Oh, man. |
224 | 00:13:00,906 | 00:13:04,744 | You're doing a live special in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year. | You're doing a live special in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year. |
225 | 00:13:04,827 | 00:13:07,288 | That is so you, Bill. That is so you. | That is so you, Bill. That is so you. |
226 | 00:13:07,497 | 00:13:08,914 | - But now you're here. - Yeah. | - But now you're here. - Yeah. |
227 | 00:13:08,998 | 00:13:10,833 | - And it's us. - No! | - And it's us. - No! |
228 | 00:13:10,916 | 00:13:12,585 | - Yeah! - No! | - Yeah! - No! |
229 | 00:13:12,793 | 00:13:16,756 | - Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a... - I don't sing, Bill. | - Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a... - I don't sing, Bill. |
230 | 00:13:16,964 | 00:13:19,258 | - You sing. You're a rapper. - I don't rap. | - You sing. You're a rapper. - I don't rap. |
231 | 00:13:19,467 | 00:13:21,302 | Do you know me? | Do you know me? |
232 | 00:13:21,386 | 00:13:22,637 | Some... | Some... |
233 | 00:13:23,555 | 00:13:25,598 | You can do it, Chris. You've got to help me. | You can do it, Chris. You've got to help me. |
234 | 00:13:25,806 | 00:13:27,933 | You can be the guy that saved Christmas. | You can be the guy that saved Christmas. |
235 | 00:13:28,017 | 00:13:30,144 | I don't want to... I can save your Christmas. | I don't want to... I can save your Christmas. |
236 | 00:13:30,228 | 00:13:33,314 | But what about mine? I've got to get out of here. I've got stuff to do. | But what about mine? I've got to get out of here. I've got stuff to do. |
237 | 00:13:33,398 | 00:13:34,982 | I've got to get home and build stuff. | I've got to get home and build stuff. |
238 | 00:13:35,066 | 00:13:37,193 | I've got to build a Malibu Barbie Beach House. | I've got to build a Malibu Barbie Beach House. |
239 | 00:13:37,402 | 00:13:39,654 | - You can't leave. You're trapped here. - Bill. | - You can't leave. You're trapped here. - Bill. |
240 | 00:13:39,738 | 00:13:41,280 | - No way you get out of here. - Bill. | - No way you get out of here. - Bill. |
241 | 00:13:41,364 | 00:13:44,450 | Now, look. All you've got to do is come in, sing a couple of songs. | Now, look. All you've got to do is come in, sing a couple of songs. |
242 | 00:13:44,534 | 00:13:47,704 | Dance a little bit, you know. We'll put you in some cool clothes. | Dance a little bit, you know. We'll put you in some cool clothes. |
243 | 00:13:47,787 | 00:13:52,166 | And I swear on my life I will get you on the first snowmobile in the morning. | And I swear on my life I will get you on the first snowmobile in the morning. |
244 | 00:13:52,375 | 00:13:53,918 | Bill, I barely know you, okay? | Bill, I barely know you, okay? |
245 | 00:13:54,001 | 00:13:55,712 | - I just met you... - This is our chance! | - I just met you... - This is our chance! |
246 | 00:13:55,795 | 00:13:58,172 | - Where's your boys? - Let's hang! We've got to hang! | - Where's your boys? - Let's hang! We've got to hang! |
247 | 00:13:58,256 | 00:14:03,052 | Where's George Clooney? Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys! | Where's George Clooney? Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys! |
248 | 00:14:03,135 | 00:14:04,345 | Why am I here? | Why am I here? |
249 | 00:14:04,554 | 00:14:07,515 | Maybe you should postpone this. Do it a little later. | Maybe you should postpone this. Do it a little later. |
250 | 00:14:07,599 | 00:14:09,308 | Is there any way? | Is there any way? |
251 | 00:14:09,392 | 00:14:10,602 | No. | No. |
252 | 00:14:10,685 | 00:14:11,852 | I've got to go, Bill. | I've got to go, Bill. |
253 | 00:14:11,936 | 00:14:17,400 | There is no fucking way I am doing a live television special. | There is no fucking way I am doing a live television special. |
254 | 00:14:17,483 | 00:14:18,693 | No way. | No way. |
255 | 00:14:18,901 | 00:14:20,361 | I think I'm hearing you. | I think I'm hearing you. |
256 | 00:14:21,446 | 00:14:23,155 | Look who's here, everybody! | Look who's here, everybody! |
257 | 00:14:30,079 | 00:14:34,709 | ♪ Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪ | ♪ Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪ |
258 | 00:14:35,960 | 00:14:40,965 | - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ | - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ |
259 | 00:14:41,048 | 00:14:44,719 | ♪ Way up in the sky, little lamb ♪ | ♪ Way up in the sky, little lamb ♪ |
260 | 00:14:46,178 | 00:14:50,933 | - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ | - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ |
261 | 00:14:51,016 | 00:14:55,688 | ♪ A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪ | ♪ A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪ |
262 | 00:14:55,772 | 00:15:00,318 | ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪ | ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪ |
263 | 00:15:00,526 | 00:15:05,824 | ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪ | ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪ |
264 | 00:15:08,326 | 00:15:12,246 | ♪ Said the little lamb To the shepherd boy ♪ | ♪ Said the little lamb To the shepherd boy ♪ |
265 | 00:15:12,455 | 00:15:14,290 | ♪ Shepherd boy ♪ | ♪ Shepherd boy ♪ |
266 | 00:15:14,499 | 00:15:19,044 | - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ | - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ |
267 | 00:15:19,128 | 00:15:22,674 | ♪ Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy ♪ | ♪ Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy ♪ |
268 | 00:15:22,757 | 00:15:24,342 | ♪ Shepherd boy ♪ | ♪ Shepherd boy ♪ |
269 | 00:15:24,550 | 00:15:29,138 | - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ | - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ |
270 | 00:15:29,221 | 00:15:33,934 | ♪ A song, a song, high above the trees ♪ | ♪ A song, a song, high above the trees ♪ |
271 | 00:15:34,018 | 00:15:38,230 | ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪ | ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪ |
272 | 00:15:38,898 | 00:15:44,278 | ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪ | ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪ |
273 | 00:15:49,325 | 00:15:53,245 | ♪ Said the shepherd boy To the mighty king ♪ | ♪ Said the shepherd boy To the mighty king ♪ |
274 | 00:15:53,329 | 00:15:55,039 | ♪ Mighty king ♪ | ♪ Mighty king ♪ |
275 | 00:15:55,122 | 00:16:00,127 | - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ | - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ |
276 | 00:16:00,211 | 00:16:03,548 | ♪ In your palace warm, mighty king ♪ | ♪ In your palace warm, mighty king ♪ |
277 | 00:16:03,631 | 00:16:05,049 | ♪ Mighty king ♪ | ♪ Mighty king ♪ |
278 | 00:16:05,257 | 00:16:09,970 | - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ | - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ |
279 | 00:16:10,054 | 00:16:15,142 | ♪ A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪ | ♪ A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪ |
280 | 00:16:15,226 | 00:16:19,814 | ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ | ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ |
281 | 00:16:19,898 | 00:16:25,194 | ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ | ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ |
282 | 00:16:27,196 | 00:16:28,030 | Together. | Together. |
283 | 00:16:28,113 | 00:16:33,745 | ♪ Said the king to the people everywhere ♪ | ♪ Said the king to the people everywhere ♪ |
284 | 00:16:33,828 | 00:16:38,833 | ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say ♪ | ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say ♪ |
285 | 00:16:38,917 | 00:16:43,880 | - ♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere! ♪ - ♪ Everywhere! ♪ | - ♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere! ♪ - ♪ Everywhere! ♪ |
286 | 00:16:43,963 | 00:16:49,051 | ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say... ♪ | ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say... ♪ |
287 | 00:16:49,134 | 00:16:50,595 | Hold it. Wait a second. | Hold it. Wait a second. |
288 | 00:16:51,763 | 00:16:53,305 | Is that us? | Is that us? |
289 | 00:16:53,389 | 00:16:55,307 | - Chris? - Who cut the power? | - Chris? - Who cut the power? |
290 | 00:16:55,391 | 00:16:57,435 | - Are we still... - Go to tape. | - Are we still... - Go to tape. |
291 | 00:16:57,518 | 00:16:58,519 | Chris? | Chris? |
292 | 00:16:58,603 | 00:17:02,064 | ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪ | ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪ |
293 | 00:17:03,900 | 00:17:05,025 | Chris? | Chris? |
294 | 00:17:06,068 | 00:17:07,194 | Rocky? | Rocky? |
295 | 00:17:07,278 | 00:17:08,738 | Don't try to step off of this. | Don't try to step off of this. |
296 | 00:17:10,698 | 00:17:11,699 | Where's Chris? | Where's Chris? |
297 | 00:17:11,908 | 00:17:14,702 | He's gone. And so are we. | He's gone. And so are we. |
298 | 00:17:14,786 | 00:17:18,122 | Oh, my God. It's out on the entire Eastern seaboard. | Oh, my God. It's out on the entire Eastern seaboard. |
299 | 00:17:18,330 | 00:17:21,041 | Pack it up, kids. We're out of here. | Pack it up, kids. We're out of here. |
300 | 00:17:21,250 | 00:17:24,462 | Amazing. This is good news. Force majeure. | Amazing. This is good news. Force majeure. |
301 | 00:17:24,545 | 00:17:27,339 | Your contract was voided. You know what this means? | Your contract was voided. You know what this means? |
302 | 00:17:27,423 | 00:17:29,968 | You're off the hook. Insurance will cover all of this. | You're off the hook. Insurance will cover all of this. |
303 | 00:17:30,050 | 00:17:33,053 | Yeah. It's been a living hell. | Yeah. It's been a living hell. |
304 | 00:17:33,137 | 00:17:34,472 | See you on the next one, Bill. | See you on the next one, Bill. |
305 | 00:17:36,432 | 00:17:38,058 | Not if there's a God above. | Not if there's a God above. |
306 | 00:17:43,314 | 00:17:44,649 | Well, thank you... | Well, thank you... |
307 | 00:17:46,776 | 00:17:49,695 | Thank you, everyone. Have a merry Christmas. | Thank you, everyone. Have a merry Christmas. |
308 | 00:17:50,905 | 00:17:51,864 | Okay. | Okay. |
309 | 00:17:59,664 | 00:18:01,123 | - Bill. - Paul. | - Bill. - Paul. |
310 | 00:18:01,206 | 00:18:03,125 | - Yeah? - Where are we going? | - Yeah? - Where are we going? |
311 | 00:18:03,793 | 00:18:06,504 | - You haven't quit drinking yet, have you? - Should I? | - You haven't quit drinking yet, have you? - Should I? |
312 | 00:18:08,006 | 00:18:09,381 | Good man. | Good man. |
313 | 00:18:19,892 | 00:18:22,520 | Chris and I sounded pretty good there for a minute or two. | Chris and I sounded pretty good there for a minute or two. |
314 | 00:18:23,187 | 00:18:24,814 | I was moved. | I was moved. |
315 | 00:18:25,815 | 00:18:28,067 | Well, I thought it was beautiful. | Well, I thought it was beautiful. |
316 | 00:18:28,150 | 00:18:29,276 | Ah, thank you. | Ah, thank you. |
317 | 00:18:29,360 | 00:18:33,072 | The heat's off in here, fellas. This will help keep you warm. | The heat's off in here, fellas. This will help keep you warm. |
318 | 00:18:33,280 | 00:18:38,995 | Well, you, or this, is the nicest thing that's happened to me all day. To you... | Well, you, or this, is the nicest thing that's happened to me all day. To you... |
319 | 00:18:40,621 | 00:18:44,249 | It's Christmas Eve. It's my favorite night of the year. | It's Christmas Eve. It's my favorite night of the year. |
320 | 00:18:44,917 | 00:18:49,380 | The power is out. The storm is raging outside. | The power is out. The storm is raging outside. |
321 | 00:18:49,463 | 00:18:51,465 | We're in here all cozy. | We're in here all cozy. |
322 | 00:18:52,675 | 00:18:53,718 | For now. | For now. |
323 | 00:18:54,385 | 00:18:55,594 | For now. | For now. |
324 | 00:18:56,387 | 00:19:00,892 | Have another sip. Warm up, hon. 'Cause, baby, it's cold outside. | Have another sip. Warm up, hon. 'Cause, baby, it's cold outside. |
325 | 00:19:02,267 | 00:19:03,728 | Can't you stick around? | Can't you stick around? |
326 | 00:19:04,812 | 00:19:07,356 | ♪ I really can't stay ♪ | ♪ I really can't stay ♪ |
327 | 00:19:07,439 | 00:19:10,192 | ♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪ | ♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪ |
328 | 00:19:10,860 | 00:19:12,862 | ♪ I've got to go away ♪ | ♪ I've got to go away ♪ |
329 | 00:19:13,071 | 00:19:15,406 | I'm not kidding. It's really cold out. | I'm not kidding. It's really cold out. |
330 | 00:19:16,198 | 00:19:21,954 | ♪ This evening has been so very nice ♪ | ♪ This evening has been so very nice ♪ |
331 | 00:19:22,162 | 00:19:26,417 | ♪ Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪ | ♪ Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪ |
332 | 00:19:26,625 | 00:19:29,253 | ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪ | ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪ |
333 | 00:19:29,336 | 00:19:31,672 | Your hands are like ice. Let me do this to you. | Your hands are like ice. Let me do this to you. |
334 | 00:19:31,756 | 00:19:34,592 | ♪ And father will be pacing the floor ♪ | ♪ And father will be pacing the floor ♪ |
335 | 00:19:34,800 | 00:19:36,677 | ♪ Listen to that fireplace roar ♪ | ♪ Listen to that fireplace roar ♪ |
336 | 00:19:36,761 | 00:19:39,889 | ♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪ | ♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪ |
337 | 00:19:39,972 | 00:19:42,141 | ♪ You're too darn pretty to worry ♪ | ♪ You're too darn pretty to worry ♪ |
338 | 00:19:42,224 | 00:19:45,061 | ♪ Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪ | ♪ Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪ |
339 | 00:19:45,144 | 00:19:47,312 | Okay, you flip the records while I pour. | Okay, you flip the records while I pour. |
340 | 00:19:47,396 | 00:19:49,607 | ♪ The neighbors might think... ♪ | ♪ The neighbors might think... ♪ |
341 | 00:19:49,690 | 00:19:52,110 | Baby, it's really bad out there. | Baby, it's really bad out there. |
342 | 00:19:52,192 | 00:19:54,653 | ♪ Ooh, what's in this drink? ♪ | ♪ Ooh, what's in this drink? ♪ |
343 | 00:19:54,737 | 00:19:57,698 | You couldn't get a cab if your life depended on it. | You couldn't get a cab if your life depended on it. |
344 | 00:19:57,782 | 00:20:00,659 | ♪ I wish I knew how ♪ | ♪ I wish I knew how ♪ |
345 | 00:20:01,577 | 00:20:03,537 | ♪ To break this spell ♪ | ♪ To break this spell ♪ |
346 | 00:20:03,746 | 00:20:06,958 | This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now. | This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now. |
347 | 00:20:08,042 | 00:20:10,461 | ♪ I ought to say no, no, no, sir ♪ | ♪ I ought to say no, no, no, sir ♪ |
348 | 00:20:10,544 | 00:20:13,464 | ♪ I'm going to move in much closer ♪ | ♪ I'm going to move in much closer ♪ |
349 | 00:20:13,672 | 00:20:16,300 | ♪ At least I'm going to say that I tried ♪ | ♪ At least I'm going to say that I tried ♪ |
350 | 00:20:16,508 | 00:20:18,218 | Duly noted, you have tried. | Duly noted, you have tried. |
351 | 00:20:18,302 | 00:20:20,096 | ♪ I really can't stay ♪ | ♪ I really can't stay ♪ |
352 | 00:20:20,304 | 00:20:22,389 | Oh, baby, don't hold out on me, please. | Oh, baby, don't hold out on me, please. |
353 | 00:20:22,598 | 00:20:28,187 | ♪ Ah, but it's cold outside ♪ | ♪ Ah, but it's cold outside ♪ |
354 | 00:20:28,854 | 00:20:31,356 | Here, look at these hands of yours. This is ridiculous. | Here, look at these hands of yours. This is ridiculous. |
355 | 00:20:31,440 | 00:20:32,900 | Here, put them right under here. | Here, put them right under here. |
356 | 00:20:32,984 | 00:20:35,694 | This is the second warmest spot on the human body. | This is the second warmest spot on the human body. |
357 | 00:20:35,903 | 00:20:37,155 | This is an old native trick. | This is an old native trick. |
358 | 00:20:37,237 | 00:20:40,616 | This can keep your fingers from freezing, turning black and falling off. | This can keep your fingers from freezing, turning black and falling off. |
359 | 00:20:40,825 | 00:20:43,119 | I'd hate it if you could never wear gloves again. | I'd hate it if you could never wear gloves again. |
360 | 00:20:43,202 | 00:20:45,579 | I don't think I could forgive myself. | I don't think I could forgive myself. |
361 | 00:20:45,663 | 00:20:48,166 | Here. Where's... Give me the other one. | Here. Where's... Give me the other one. |
362 | 00:20:49,625 | 00:20:52,544 | ♪ There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪ | ♪ There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪ |
363 | 00:20:52,753 | 00:20:54,964 | ♪ Think of my life-long sorrow ♪ | ♪ Think of my life-long sorrow ♪ |
364 | 00:20:55,173 | 00:20:57,800 | ♪ At least there will be plenty implied ♪ | ♪ At least there will be plenty implied ♪ |
365 | 00:20:58,009 | 00:20:59,802 | You get pneumonia and die, it'd be my fault. | You get pneumonia and die, it'd be my fault. |
366 | 00:21:00,011 | 00:21:02,304 | ♪ I really can't stay ♪ | ♪ I really can't stay ♪ |
367 | 00:21:02,387 | 00:21:04,556 | You've just got to trust me on this. | You've just got to trust me on this. |
368 | 00:21:04,640 | 00:21:08,268 | ♪ Ah, but it's cold ♪ | ♪ Ah, but it's cold ♪ |
369 | 00:21:08,352 | 00:21:13,357 | ♪ Outside ♪ | ♪ Outside ♪ |
370 | 00:21:17,736 | 00:21:22,491 | Wow. You are so wasted on the hospitality industry. | Wow. You are so wasted on the hospitality industry. |
371 | 00:21:25,619 | 00:21:28,206 | Oh, the chefs! I've got to go. | Oh, the chefs! I've got to go. |
372 | 00:21:28,288 | 00:21:31,250 | - Oh, let me help. Paul, watch the piano. - Alright. | - Oh, let me help. Paul, watch the piano. - Alright. |
373 | 00:21:32,877 | 00:21:35,254 | The refrigerators are down. | The refrigerators are down. |
374 | 00:21:35,337 | 00:21:37,840 | The chefs are freaking out. | The chefs are freaking out. |
375 | 00:21:40,009 | 00:21:41,677 | Hey, are you guys okay? | Hey, are you guys okay? |
376 | 00:21:43,221 | 00:21:44,680 | She's dying. | She's dying. |
377 | 00:21:44,763 | 00:21:46,598 | You mean she's melting. | You mean she's melting. |
378 | 00:21:47,641 | 00:21:49,060 | I mean dying. | I mean dying. |
379 | 00:21:49,143 | 00:21:51,103 | It's a catastrophe! | It's a catastrophe! |
380 | 00:21:51,187 | 00:21:52,479 | It's a disaster! | It's a disaster! |
381 | 00:21:53,689 | 00:21:56,067 | It's not a disaster, it's a celebration! | It's not a disaster, it's a celebration! |
382 | 00:21:56,734 | 00:21:59,319 | Tonight will go down as the greatest night | Tonight will go down as the greatest night |
383 | 00:21:59,403 | 00:22:02,406 | in the history of the Carlyle Hotel. | in the history of the Carlyle Hotel. |
384 | 00:22:02,489 | 00:22:05,492 | Your beautiful food will not die. | Your beautiful food will not die. |
385 | 00:22:05,576 | 00:22:07,161 | It will live forever. | It will live forever. |
386 | 00:22:07,245 | 00:22:09,205 | Because we will consume all of it! | Because we will consume all of it! |
387 | 00:22:09,872 | 00:22:12,583 | Now, quickly, form a human chain. | Now, quickly, form a human chain. |
388 | 00:22:12,666 | 00:22:15,335 | Pass all the food. Up to the bar. | Pass all the food. Up to the bar. |
389 | 00:22:16,837 | 00:22:19,757 | All women, grab lobsters and vegetables. | All women, grab lobsters and vegetables. |
390 | 00:22:19,840 | 00:22:22,676 | Men, any meat that's hanging. | Men, any meat that's hanging. |
391 | 00:22:22,760 | 00:22:24,220 | Someone get ice cream. | Someone get ice cream. |
392 | 00:22:37,566 | 00:22:41,070 | You look like you'd like to have your photograph taken with me. | You look like you'd like to have your photograph taken with me. |
393 | 00:22:41,737 | 00:22:42,738 | What? | What? |
394 | 00:22:42,821 | 00:22:46,117 | I notice that seems to really cheer people up a lot when they do that. | I notice that seems to really cheer people up a lot when they do that. |
395 | 00:22:46,200 | 00:22:47,826 | They get big smiles. | They get big smiles. |
396 | 00:22:47,910 | 00:22:50,579 | I don't think that's really going to do the trick right now. | I don't think that's really going to do the trick right now. |
397 | 00:22:51,247 | 00:22:55,042 | I saw a cake. It looked a lot like a wedding cake. | I saw a cake. It looked a lot like a wedding cake. |
398 | 00:22:55,126 | 00:22:56,543 | A lot... | A lot... |
399 | 00:22:56,627 | 00:22:57,795 | Is that yours? | Is that yours? |
400 | 00:22:58,462 | 00:23:00,339 | It was supposed to be. | It was supposed to be. |
401 | 00:23:00,422 | 00:23:02,466 | But now... no wedding. | But now... no wedding. |
402 | 00:23:03,134 | 00:23:07,763 | Because none of our family or friends or guests could make it in. | Because none of our family or friends or guests could make it in. |
403 | 00:23:07,846 | 00:23:09,723 | So it's ruined. | So it's ruined. |
404 | 00:23:11,142 | 00:23:12,893 | Well, you're preaching to the choir. | Well, you're preaching to the choir. |
405 | 00:23:13,560 | 00:23:15,271 | We had to cancel everything. | We had to cancel everything. |
406 | 00:23:16,396 | 00:23:19,984 | Our dream Bahamas honeymoon, everything. | Our dream Bahamas honeymoon, everything. |
407 | 00:23:20,818 | 00:23:25,697 | And then we're trapped in here, so sad and angry | And then we're trapped in here, so sad and angry |
408 | 00:23:25,781 | 00:23:27,241 | and things just have gotten... | and things just have gotten... |
409 | 00:23:29,285 | 00:23:33,664 | Elliot, my fiancé, and I just started fighting. | Elliot, my fiancé, and I just started fighting. |
410 | 00:23:34,332 | 00:23:35,666 | Yeah, I bet. | Yeah, I bet. |
411 | 00:23:36,875 | 00:23:40,712 | So Elliot caused the blizzard. That bastard. | So Elliot caused the blizzard. That bastard. |
412 | 00:23:42,506 | 00:23:44,633 | He ruined my TV special. Where is he? | He ruined my TV special. Where is he? |
413 | 00:23:45,301 | 00:23:46,969 | I think he's in the bar. | I think he's in the bar. |
414 | 00:23:47,052 | 00:23:48,846 | Well, he's a little smart. | Well, he's a little smart. |
415 | 00:23:48,929 | 00:23:50,139 | Want to come in? | Want to come in? |
416 | 00:23:50,806 | 00:23:52,516 | They're giving away lobster. | They're giving away lobster. |
417 | 00:23:54,601 | 00:23:59,064 | You know, I have a theory about getting married. | You know, I have a theory about getting married. |
418 | 00:23:59,148 | 00:24:03,652 | And when I fall in love, I have vowed to practice it. | And when I fall in love, I have vowed to practice it. |
419 | 00:24:04,320 | 00:24:05,821 | Would you like to hear it? | Would you like to hear it? |
420 | 00:24:07,072 | 00:24:08,448 | Not really. | Not really. |
421 | 00:24:09,116 | 00:24:10,951 | - Cool... - Thanks. | - Cool... - Thanks. |
422 | 00:24:11,035 | 00:24:14,372 | Alright, well, if you get hungry or thirsty... | Alright, well, if you get hungry or thirsty... |
423 | 00:24:20,752 | 00:24:23,297 | Oh, this is an improvement. This is much better. | Oh, this is an improvement. This is much better. |
424 | 00:24:23,505 | 00:24:25,383 | Much, much better. | Much, much better. |
425 | 00:24:26,050 | 00:24:27,801 | Something is missing, though. | Something is missing, though. |
426 | 00:24:28,468 | 00:24:31,930 | We've got food. We've got booze. We've got attractive people. | We've got food. We've got booze. We've got attractive people. |
427 | 00:24:33,224 | 00:24:35,976 | - We need music. Christmas music. - Oh, music. | - We need music. Christmas music. - Oh, music. |
428 | 00:24:36,185 | 00:24:38,062 | We need someone to sing a Christmas carol. | We need someone to sing a Christmas carol. |
429 | 00:24:38,145 | 00:24:41,106 | We need a volunteer and that person is going to be you, Dimitri. | We need a volunteer and that person is going to be you, Dimitri. |
430 | 00:24:41,315 | 00:24:43,150 | Come on, you Macedonian madman. | Come on, you Macedonian madman. |
431 | 00:24:43,234 | 00:24:45,819 | No, Mr. Murray, please. No, no, no. I can't. | No, Mr. Murray, please. No, no, no. I can't. |
432 | 00:24:46,028 | 00:24:47,738 | You've got to dig deep in your history. | You've got to dig deep in your history. |
433 | 00:24:47,821 | 00:24:51,116 | You've got to go deep, to your childhood, your infancy, if necessary, | You've got to go deep, to your childhood, your infancy, if necessary, |
434 | 00:24:51,200 | 00:24:52,910 | and just bring us a Christmas carol. | and just bring us a Christmas carol. |
435 | 00:24:52,993 | 00:24:54,745 | A one, two... | A one, two... |
436 | 00:24:54,953 | 00:24:58,665 | ♪ On the first day of Christmas my... ♪ | ♪ On the first day of Christmas my... ♪ |
437 | 00:24:58,874 | 00:25:02,127 | You're not a singer. And we don't have time to find out if you're a dancer. | You're not a singer. And we don't have time to find out if you're a dancer. |
438 | 00:25:02,211 | 00:25:04,880 | Let's try this fellow. Scooter, give us something. | Let's try this fellow. Scooter, give us something. |
439 | 00:25:04,963 | 00:25:06,506 | I know you know something. Come on. | I know you know something. Come on. |
440 | 00:25:18,727 | 00:25:20,479 | Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. | Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. |
441 | 00:25:20,562 | 00:25:24,400 | You guys... are both not working out right. | You guys... are both not working out right. |
442 | 00:25:24,608 | 00:25:27,819 | Come on, my little brandy angel. You've got... Look at you. | Come on, my little brandy angel. You've got... Look at you. |
443 | 00:25:27,903 | 00:25:29,571 | I can... Something... | I can... Something... |
444 | 00:25:29,654 | 00:25:34,368 | ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen ♪ | ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen ♪ |
445 | 00:25:34,452 | 00:25:39,164 | ♪ When the snow lay round about Cool and crisp and even ♪ | ♪ When the snow lay round about Cool and crisp and even ♪ |
446 | 00:25:39,373 | 00:25:41,292 | I could watch you sing that all night long. | I could watch you sing that all night long. |
447 | 00:25:41,375 | 00:25:43,961 | But no one knows the second verse, am I right? No one? | But no one knows the second verse, am I right? No one? |
448 | 00:25:44,044 | 00:25:46,004 | - You're done with it, right? - Yeah. | - You're done with it, right? - Yeah. |
449 | 00:25:46,088 | 00:25:48,132 | Sorry. Okay... | Sorry. Okay... |
450 | 00:25:48,215 | 00:25:50,884 | I'm going to you guys. You're going to be my Hail Mary. | I'm going to you guys. You're going to be my Hail Mary. |
451 | 00:25:50,968 | 00:25:54,472 | How about you fellas play something that nobody knows. | How about you fellas play something that nobody knows. |
452 | 00:25:57,682 | 00:25:58,850 | A pleasure. Key of "D"? | A pleasure. Key of "D"? |
453 | 00:25:58,934 | 00:26:00,811 | Sure, yes. | Sure, yes. |
454 | 00:26:08,860 | 00:26:12,364 | ♪ When you find for some sad reason ♪ | ♪ When you find for some sad reason ♪ |
455 | 00:26:13,031 | 00:26:17,369 | ♪ You're alone this Christmas season ♪ | ♪ You're alone this Christmas season ♪ |
456 | 00:26:17,453 | 00:26:21,039 | ♪ And the joys of home grow dimmer ♪ | ♪ And the joys of home grow dimmer ♪ |
457 | 00:26:21,123 | 00:26:24,668 | ♪ Just like a memory's distant glimmer ♪ | ♪ Just like a memory's distant glimmer ♪ |
458 | 00:26:24,751 | 00:26:26,211 | Mr. Sandman, I need help. | Mr. Sandman, I need help. |
459 | 00:26:26,420 | 00:26:29,381 | ♪ When your love and you are parted ♪ | ♪ When your love and you are parted ♪ |
460 | 00:26:29,465 | 00:26:34,636 | Can you get in here? Just hit it. Just you. Just... Just... Do it. | Can you get in here? Just hit it. Just you. Just... Just... Do it. |
461 | 00:26:34,845 | 00:26:37,889 | ♪ It's sad, I say, when you're away ♪ | ♪ It's sad, I say, when you're away ♪ |
462 | 00:26:37,973 | 00:26:38,974 | You're a natural. | You're a natural. |
463 | 00:26:39,057 | 00:26:42,060 | ♪ From love on Christmas Day ♪ | ♪ From love on Christmas Day ♪ |
464 | 00:26:43,603 | 00:26:46,273 | ♪ Why the sadness? ♪ | ♪ Why the sadness? ♪ |
465 | 00:26:46,357 | 00:26:47,774 | ♪ You got to move on ♪ | ♪ You got to move on ♪ |
466 | 00:26:47,858 | 00:26:50,361 | ♪ When there should be gladness ♪ | ♪ When there should be gladness ♪ |
467 | 00:26:50,444 | 00:26:51,820 | ♪ Keep moving on ♪ | ♪ Keep moving on ♪ |
468 | 00:26:51,903 | 00:26:56,700 | ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪ | ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪ |
469 | 00:26:59,995 | 00:27:02,206 | ♪ Time is mending ♪ | ♪ Time is mending ♪ |
470 | 00:27:02,414 | 00:27:03,790 | ♪ You've got to move on ♪ | ♪ You've got to move on ♪ |
471 | 00:27:03,874 | 00:27:06,418 | ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪ | ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪ |
472 | 00:27:06,502 | 00:27:08,462 | ♪ Keep moving on ♪ | ♪ Keep moving on ♪ |
473 | 00:27:08,546 | 00:27:13,342 | ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ | ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ |
474 | 00:27:18,930 | 00:27:22,851 | ♪ Whether cruising the lonely highway ♪ | ♪ Whether cruising the lonely highway ♪ |
475 | 00:27:22,934 | 00:27:27,147 | ♪ Or jetting miles high Through some skyway ♪ | ♪ Or jetting miles high Through some skyway ♪ |
476 | 00:27:27,231 | 00:27:30,859 | ♪ When you've reached your destination ♪ | ♪ When you've reached your destination ♪ |
477 | 00:27:30,942 | 00:27:35,239 | ♪ Awaiting baggage from the station ♪ | ♪ Awaiting baggage from the station ♪ |
478 | 00:27:35,447 | 00:27:39,201 | ♪ When you see some happy greeters ♪ | ♪ When you see some happy greeters ♪ |
479 | 00:27:39,284 | 00:27:43,872 | ♪ It can make your bitter sweeter ♪ | ♪ It can make your bitter sweeter ♪ |
480 | 00:27:43,955 | 00:27:47,876 | ♪ But still for real, it's sad to feel ♪ | ♪ But still for real, it's sad to feel ♪ |
481 | 00:27:47,959 | 00:27:51,255 | ♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪ | ♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪ |
482 | 00:27:52,423 | 00:27:55,133 | ♪ Why the sadness? ♪ | ♪ Why the sadness? ♪ |
483 | 00:27:55,217 | 00:27:56,510 | ♪ You got to move on ♪ | ♪ You got to move on ♪ |
484 | 00:27:56,594 | 00:27:59,304 | ♪ When there should be gladness ♪ | ♪ When there should be gladness ♪ |
485 | 00:27:59,388 | 00:28:00,680 | ♪ Keep moving on ♪ | ♪ Keep moving on ♪ |
486 | 00:28:00,764 | 00:28:06,061 | ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪ | ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪ |
487 | 00:28:08,730 | 00:28:11,024 | ♪ Time is mending ♪ | ♪ Time is mending ♪ |
488 | 00:28:11,108 | 00:28:12,943 | ♪ You've got to move on ♪ | ♪ You've got to move on ♪ |
489 | 00:28:13,026 | 00:28:15,153 | ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪ | ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪ |
490 | 00:28:15,362 | 00:28:17,114 | ♪ Keep moving on ♪ | ♪ Keep moving on ♪ |
491 | 00:28:17,197 | 00:28:22,286 | ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ | ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ |
492 | 00:28:43,098 | 00:28:46,226 | And you guys can cook, too. Wow, you're going to be a real catch. | And you guys can cook, too. Wow, you're going to be a real catch. |
493 | 00:28:51,690 | 00:28:52,941 | You're Elliot. | You're Elliot. |
494 | 00:28:53,150 | 00:28:56,403 | - How'd you know that? - I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. | - How'd you know that? - I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. |
495 | 00:28:56,487 | 00:28:57,696 | I'm here to warn you. | I'm here to warn you. |
496 | 00:28:57,904 | 00:28:59,781 | Sorry, sir, but I'm not in the mood. | Sorry, sir, but I'm not in the mood. |
497 | 00:28:59,864 | 00:29:00,907 | For love. | For love. |
498 | 00:29:01,116 | 00:29:06,705 | The question is, are you in the mood for a lifetime of regret and loneliness? | The question is, are you in the mood for a lifetime of regret and loneliness? |
499 | 00:29:06,913 | 00:29:08,081 | Please go away. | Please go away. |
500 | 00:29:08,290 | 00:29:12,043 | I can't. I'm a ghost. I've got to keep haunting and haunting and haunting. | I can't. I'm a ghost. I've got to keep haunting and haunting and haunting. |
501 | 00:29:13,378 | 00:29:15,547 | There's a lovely girl in the lobby, crying. | There's a lovely girl in the lobby, crying. |
502 | 00:29:15,631 | 00:29:17,675 | And not over her dead wedding cake. | And not over her dead wedding cake. |
503 | 00:29:17,757 | 00:29:19,801 | - See you in a minute. - Wait... | - See you in a minute. - Wait... |
504 | 00:29:20,802 | 00:29:24,764 | Peaches, love's got an up button and a down button | Peaches, love's got an up button and a down button |
505 | 00:29:24,848 | 00:29:27,058 | and you decide which one to push. | and you decide which one to push. |
506 | 00:29:27,142 | 00:29:28,185 | What? | What? |
507 | 00:29:28,268 | 00:29:29,936 | You ever try a "soiled kimono"? | You ever try a "soiled kimono"? |
508 | 00:29:30,020 | 00:29:31,730 | - No. I... - Just drink it. | - No. I... - Just drink it. |
509 | 00:29:33,691 | 00:29:35,734 | That's it. There you go. | That's it. There you go. |
510 | 00:29:36,485 | 00:29:37,528 | And listen. | And listen. |
511 | 00:29:44,075 | 00:29:45,118 | Hey, Paul. | Hey, Paul. |
512 | 00:29:57,214 | 00:29:58,423 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
513 | 00:29:58,632 | 00:30:01,301 | ♪ The snow's coming down ♪ | ♪ The snow's coming down ♪ |
514 | 00:30:01,385 | 00:30:02,553 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
515 | 00:30:02,636 | 00:30:05,222 | ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪ | ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪ |
516 | 00:30:05,305 | 00:30:06,473 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
517 | 00:30:06,557 | 00:30:09,142 | ♪ Lots of people around ♪ | ♪ Lots of people around ♪ |
518 | 00:30:09,226 | 00:30:10,394 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
519 | 00:30:10,477 | 00:30:13,522 | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ |
520 | 00:30:13,731 | 00:30:14,773 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
521 | 00:30:14,856 | 00:30:17,150 | ♪ The church bells in town ♪ | ♪ The church bells in town ♪ |
522 | 00:30:17,234 | 00:30:18,360 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
523 | 00:30:18,443 | 00:30:21,154 | ♪ Are ringing in song ♪ | ♪ Are ringing in song ♪ |
524 | 00:30:21,238 | 00:30:22,447 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
525 | 00:30:22,531 | 00:30:24,991 | ♪ What a happy sound ♪ | ♪ What a happy sound ♪ |
526 | 00:30:25,075 | 00:30:26,117 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
527 | 00:30:26,326 | 00:30:29,621 | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ |
528 | 00:30:29,705 | 00:30:33,792 | ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ | ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ |
529 | 00:30:33,875 | 00:30:37,588 | ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ | ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ |
530 | 00:30:37,671 | 00:30:41,091 | ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ | ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ |
531 | 00:30:41,299 | 00:30:44,844 | ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪ | ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪ |
532 | 00:30:44,928 | 00:30:46,430 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
533 | 00:30:46,513 | 00:30:48,973 | ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪ | ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪ |
534 | 00:30:49,057 | 00:30:50,100 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
535 | 00:30:50,308 | 00:30:52,852 | ♪ I'm watching them shine ♪ | ♪ I'm watching them shine ♪ |
536 | 00:30:52,936 | 00:30:54,396 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
537 | 00:30:54,479 | 00:30:56,898 | ♪ You should be here with me ♪ | ♪ You should be here with me ♪ |
538 | 00:30:56,981 | 00:30:58,442 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
539 | 00:30:58,525 | 00:31:01,194 | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ |
540 | 00:31:01,403 | 00:31:05,657 | ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ | ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ |
541 | 00:31:05,741 | 00:31:09,453 | ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ | ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ |
542 | 00:31:09,536 | 00:31:13,373 | ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ | ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ |
543 | 00:31:13,457 | 00:31:17,168 | ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪ | ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪ |
544 | 00:31:17,252 | 00:31:18,545 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
545 | 00:31:18,629 | 00:31:21,047 | ♪ If there was a way ♪ | ♪ If there was a way ♪ |
546 | 00:31:21,256 | 00:31:22,340 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
547 | 00:31:22,424 | 00:31:25,009 | ♪ I'd hold back these tears ♪ | ♪ I'd hold back these tears ♪ |
548 | 00:31:25,218 | 00:31:26,428 | ♪ Christmas ♪ | ♪ Christmas ♪ |
549 | 00:31:26,511 | 00:31:29,139 | ♪ But it's Christmas Day ♪ | ♪ But it's Christmas Day ♪ |
550 | 00:31:29,222 | 00:31:30,056 | ♪ Please ♪ | ♪ Please ♪ |
551 | 00:31:30,140 | 00:31:31,349 | ♪ Please ♪ | ♪ Please ♪ |
552 | 00:31:31,433 | 00:31:32,309 | ♪ Please ♪ | ♪ Please ♪ |
553 | 00:31:32,392 | 00:31:33,268 | ♪ Please ♪ | ♪ Please ♪ |
554 | 00:31:33,477 | 00:31:37,606 | ♪ Please, please, please, please ♪ | ♪ Please, please, please, please ♪ |
555 | 00:31:37,689 | 00:31:42,444 | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ |
556 | 00:31:42,527 | 00:31:45,489 | ♪ Oh ♪ | ♪ Oh ♪ |
557 | 00:31:45,572 | 00:31:49,409 | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ |
558 | 00:31:49,493 | 00:31:53,831 | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ | ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ |
559 | 00:31:53,913 | 00:31:58,251 | ♪ Oh ♪ | ♪ Oh ♪ |
560 | 00:31:58,335 | 00:32:02,798 | ♪ Whoo ♪ | ♪ Whoo ♪ |
561 | 00:32:02,881 | 00:32:06,092 | ♪ Oh ♪ | ♪ Oh ♪ |
562 | 00:32:06,176 | 00:32:09,638 | ♪ Please come home ♪ | ♪ Please come home ♪ |
563 | 00:32:09,721 | 00:32:12,015 | ♪ Baby, please come ♪ | ♪ Baby, please come ♪ |
564 | 00:32:12,223 | 00:32:15,894 | ♪ Hey ♪ | ♪ Hey ♪ |
565 | 00:32:17,061 | 00:32:21,316 | ♪ Oh ♪ | ♪ Oh ♪ |
566 | 00:32:21,399 | 00:32:25,195 | ♪ Hey ♪ | ♪ Hey ♪ |
567 | 00:32:26,530 | 00:32:28,740 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
568 | 00:32:40,043 | 00:32:41,712 | Does anyone want a piece of cake? | Does anyone want a piece of cake? |
569 | 00:32:44,214 | 00:32:45,716 | I think she means you. | I think she means you. |
570 | 00:33:02,566 | 00:33:04,693 | Okay, now tell me your theory of love. | Okay, now tell me your theory of love. |
571 | 00:33:05,985 | 00:33:08,154 | Well, it's really more of a philosophy. | Well, it's really more of a philosophy. |
572 | 00:33:09,030 | 00:33:10,073 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
573 | 00:33:12,200 | 00:33:16,120 | Try to remember the specific moment... | Try to remember the specific moment... |
574 | 00:33:18,248 | 00:33:23,545 | the exact second when you knew that you were really in love. | the exact second when you knew that you were really in love. |
575 | 00:33:25,046 | 00:33:27,632 | Not a time or a date or a trip. | Not a time or a date or a trip. |
576 | 00:33:28,216 | 00:33:34,097 | But the instant that you knew for sure | But the instant that you knew for sure |
577 | 00:33:34,180 | 00:33:35,473 | you were in love. | you were in love. |
578 | 00:33:40,270 | 00:33:41,312 | And then what? | And then what? |
579 | 00:33:42,522 | 00:33:43,899 | And then sing about it. | And then sing about it. |
580 | 00:33:44,649 | 00:33:45,692 | To you? | To you? |
581 | 00:33:46,902 | 00:33:47,945 | To each other. | To each other. |
582 | 00:33:51,615 | 00:33:53,032 | But I'll probably listen. | But I'll probably listen. |
583 | 00:34:00,624 | 00:34:04,002 | ♪ It was late last night ♪ | ♪ It was late last night ♪ |
584 | 00:34:04,795 | 00:34:08,548 | ♪ I was feeling something wasn't right ♪ | ♪ I was feeling something wasn't right ♪ |
585 | 00:34:09,215 | 00:34:13,303 | ♪ There was not another soul in sight ♪ | ♪ There was not another soul in sight ♪ |
586 | 00:34:13,386 | 00:34:17,348 | ♪ Only you, only you ♪ | ♪ Only you, only you ♪ |
587 | 00:34:17,432 | 00:34:22,020 | ♪ So I walked along ♪ | ♪ So I walked along ♪ |
588 | 00:34:22,103 | 00:34:26,316 | ♪ Though I knew That there was something wrong ♪ | ♪ Though I knew That there was something wrong ♪ |
589 | 00:34:26,399 | 00:34:30,236 | ♪ 'Cause the feeling I had Was so strong ♪ | ♪ 'Cause the feeling I had Was so strong ♪ |
590 | 00:34:30,320 | 00:34:34,783 | ♪ About you ♪ | ♪ About you ♪ |
591 | 00:34:34,866 | 00:34:38,286 | ♪ Then you gazed up at me ♪ | ♪ Then you gazed up at me ♪ |
592 | 00:34:39,162 | 00:34:42,540 | ♪ And the answer was plain to see ♪ | ♪ And the answer was plain to see ♪ |
593 | 00:34:43,333 | 00:34:47,420 | ♪ 'Cause I saw the light ♪ | ♪ 'Cause I saw the light ♪ |
594 | 00:34:47,504 | 00:34:51,299 | ♪ In your eyes ♪ | ♪ In your eyes ♪ |
595 | 00:34:51,508 | 00:34:55,470 | ♪ In your eyes ♪ | ♪ In your eyes ♪ |
596 | 00:34:56,095 | 00:34:59,599 | ♪ Though we had our fling ♪ | ♪ Though we had our fling ♪ |
597 | 00:35:00,642 | 00:35:03,728 | ♪ I just never would suspect a thing ♪ | ♪ I just never would suspect a thing ♪ |
598 | 00:35:04,604 | 00:35:07,816 | ♪ Until that little bell began to ring ♪ | ♪ Until that little bell began to ring ♪ |
599 | 00:35:08,483 | 00:35:12,445 | ♪ In my head, in my head ♪ | ♪ In my head, in my head ♪ |
600 | 00:35:13,071 | 00:35:16,700 | ♪ But I tried to run ♪ | ♪ But I tried to run ♪ |
601 | 00:35:17,367 | 00:35:21,579 | ♪ Though I knew it wouldn't help me none ♪ | ♪ Though I knew it wouldn't help me none ♪ |
602 | 00:35:21,663 | 00:35:25,500 | ♪ 'Cause I couldn't ever love no one ♪ | ♪ 'Cause I couldn't ever love no one ♪ |
603 | 00:35:25,583 | 00:35:29,838 | ♪ So I said ♪ | ♪ So I said ♪ |
604 | 00:35:30,047 | 00:35:33,550 | ♪ 'Cause my feelings for you ♪ | ♪ 'Cause my feelings for you ♪ |
605 | 00:35:34,425 | 00:35:38,179 | ♪ Were just something I never knew ♪ | ♪ Were just something I never knew ♪ |
606 | 00:35:38,388 | 00:35:39,931 | ♪ 'Til I saw ♪ | ♪ 'Til I saw ♪ |
607 | 00:35:41,016 | 00:35:42,433 | ♪ The light ♪ | ♪ The light ♪ |
608 | 00:35:42,517 | 00:35:46,980 | ♪ In your eyes ♪ | ♪ In your eyes ♪ |
609 | 00:35:47,064 | 00:35:50,525 | ♪ In your eyes ♪ | ♪ In your eyes ♪ |
610 | 00:35:54,654 | 00:35:56,698 | ♪ Do-do-be-do ♪ | ♪ Do-do-be-do ♪ |
611 | 00:35:59,076 | 00:36:01,327 | ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪ | ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪ |
612 | 00:36:08,043 | 00:36:12,505 | ♪ But I love you best ♪ | ♪ But I love you best ♪ |
613 | 00:36:12,589 | 00:36:16,134 | ♪ It's not something that I say in jest ♪ | ♪ It's not something that I say in jest ♪ |
614 | 00:36:16,885 | 00:36:20,889 | ♪ 'Cause you're different, girl From all the rest ♪ | ♪ 'Cause you're different, girl From all the rest ♪ |
615 | 00:36:20,972 | 00:36:25,393 | ♪ In my eyes ♪ | ♪ In my eyes ♪ |
616 | 00:36:25,476 | 00:36:29,147 | ♪ And I ran out before ♪ | ♪ And I ran out before ♪ |
617 | 00:36:29,773 | 00:36:33,234 | ♪ But I won't do it anymore ♪ | ♪ But I won't do it anymore ♪ |
618 | 00:36:33,944 | 00:36:37,822 | ♪ Can't you see the light ♪ | ♪ Can't you see the light ♪ |
619 | 00:36:37,906 | 00:36:42,368 | ♪ In my eyes ♪ | ♪ In my eyes ♪ |
620 | 00:36:42,452 | 00:36:46,539 | ♪ In my eyes ♪ | ♪ In my eyes ♪ |
621 | 00:36:46,748 | 00:36:49,000 | ♪ In my ♪ | ♪ In my ♪ |
622 | 00:36:49,084 | 00:36:55,090 | ♪ Eyes ♪ | ♪ Eyes ♪ |
623 | 00:37:02,180 | 00:37:03,598 | Will you marry me? | Will you marry me? |
624 | 00:37:03,681 | 00:37:04,724 | Yes. | Yes. |
625 | 00:37:05,767 | 00:37:08,770 | By the power invested in me by the Writers Guild of America, | By the power invested in me by the Writers Guild of America, |
626 | 00:37:08,853 | 00:37:11,439 | the Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild... | the Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild... |
627 | 00:37:12,273 | 00:37:14,859 | I'm also on the wait list to the Teamsters Union... | I'm also on the wait list to the Teamsters Union... |
628 | 00:37:15,443 | 00:37:19,948 | I now pronounce you two officially reengaged. | I now pronounce you two officially reengaged. |
629 | 00:37:28,832 | 00:37:31,626 | It's 12:01. Merry Christmas, everybody. | It's 12:01. Merry Christmas, everybody. |
630 | 00:37:31,709 | 00:37:32,752 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
631 | 00:37:32,961 | 00:37:36,131 | - Merry Christmas. - Alright. | - Merry Christmas. - Alright. |
632 | 00:37:36,214 | 00:37:37,256 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
633 | 00:37:38,175 | 00:37:41,761 | We're going to have to make a Christmas decision. | We're going to have to make a Christmas decision. |
634 | 00:37:41,845 | 00:37:45,974 | It's either Slovenia or Mexico, folks. It's your choice. | It's either Slovenia or Mexico, folks. It's your choice. |
635 | 00:37:46,183 | 00:37:47,266 | Here we go! | Here we go! |
636 | 00:37:57,110 | 00:38:01,781 | ♪ It was Christmas Eve, babe ♪ | ♪ It was Christmas Eve, babe ♪ |
637 | 00:38:01,865 | 00:38:05,535 | ♪ In the drunk tank ♪ | ♪ In the drunk tank ♪ |
638 | 00:38:06,369 | 00:38:09,164 | ♪ An old man said to me ♪ | ♪ An old man said to me ♪ |
639 | 00:38:10,456 | 00:38:13,251 | ♪ Won't see another one ♪ | ♪ Won't see another one ♪ |
640 | 00:38:14,878 | 00:38:18,131 | ♪ And then he sang to me ♪ | ♪ And then he sang to me ♪ |
641 | 00:38:19,049 | 00:38:22,385 | ♪ "The Rare Old Mountain Dew" ♪ | ♪ "The Rare Old Mountain Dew" ♪ |
642 | 00:38:23,094 | 00:38:25,930 | ♪ I turned my face away ♪ | ♪ I turned my face away ♪ |
643 | 00:38:27,140 | 00:38:31,144 | ♪ And dreamed about you ♪ | ♪ And dreamed about you ♪ |
644 | 00:38:31,936 | 00:38:34,856 | ♪ Got on a lucky one ♪ | ♪ Got on a lucky one ♪ |
645 | 00:38:36,399 | 00:38:39,819 | ♪ Came in 18 to 1 ♪ | ♪ Came in 18 to 1 ♪ |
646 | 00:38:41,154 | 00:38:44,365 | ♪ I got a feeling ♪ | ♪ I got a feeling ♪ |
647 | 00:38:44,448 | 00:38:48,452 | ♪ This year's for me and you ♪ | ♪ This year's for me and you ♪ |
648 | 00:38:49,620 | 00:38:53,083 | ♪ So happy Christmas ♪ | ♪ So happy Christmas ♪ |
649 | 00:38:53,833 | 00:38:57,754 | ♪ I love you, baby ♪ | ♪ I love you, baby ♪ |
650 | 00:38:58,504 | 00:39:01,925 | ♪ I can see a better time ♪ | ♪ I can see a better time ♪ |
651 | 00:39:02,008 | 00:39:06,804 | ♪ When all our dreams come true ♪ | ♪ When all our dreams come true ♪ |
652 | 00:39:11,809 | 00:39:15,188 | ♪ They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold ♪ | ♪ They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold ♪ |
653 | 00:39:15,272 | 00:39:18,649 | ♪ And the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old ♪ | ♪ And the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old ♪ |
654 | 00:39:18,733 | 00:39:22,153 | ♪ When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve ♪ | ♪ When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve ♪ |
655 | 00:39:22,237 | 00:39:25,364 | ♪ You promised me Broadway was waiting for me ♪ | ♪ You promised me Broadway was waiting for me ♪ |
656 | 00:39:25,573 | 00:39:26,616 | ♪ You were handsome ♪ | ♪ You were handsome ♪ |
657 | 00:39:26,699 | 00:39:28,993 | ♪ You were pretty The Queen of New York City ♪ | ♪ You were pretty The Queen of New York City ♪ |
658 | 00:39:29,202 | 00:39:32,663 | ♪ When the band finished playing They howled out for more ♪ | ♪ When the band finished playing They howled out for more ♪ |
659 | 00:39:32,872 | 00:39:36,334 | ♪ Sinatra was swinging The drunks were all singing ♪ | ♪ Sinatra was swinging The drunks were all singing ♪ |
660 | 00:39:36,417 | 00:39:39,754 | ♪ We kissed on a corner And danced through the night ♪ | ♪ We kissed on a corner And danced through the night ♪ |
661 | 00:39:39,963 | 00:39:46,844 | ♪ The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ | ♪ The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ |
662 | 00:39:46,928 | 00:39:53,310 | ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ | ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ |
663 | 00:40:04,737 | 00:40:07,657 | ♪ I could have been someone | ♪ I could have been someone |
664 | 00:40:08,658 | 00:40:12,620 | ♪ Well, so could anyone ♪ | ♪ Well, so could anyone ♪ |
665 | 00:40:12,829 | 00:40:16,207 | ♪ You took my dreams from me ♪ | ♪ You took my dreams from me ♪ |
666 | 00:40:16,415 | 00:40:19,919 | ♪ When I first found you ♪ | ♪ When I first found you ♪ |
667 | 00:40:20,128 | 00:40:23,631 | ♪ I kept them with me, babe ♪ | ♪ I kept them with me, babe ♪ |
668 | 00:40:23,714 | 00:40:27,010 | ♪ I put them with my own ♪ | ♪ I put them with my own ♪ |
669 | 00:40:27,218 | 00:40:30,263 | ♪ Can't make it all alone ♪ | ♪ Can't make it all alone ♪ |
670 | 00:40:30,471 | 00:40:35,434 | ♪ I've built my dreams around you ♪ | ♪ I've built my dreams around you ♪ |
671 | 00:40:36,853 | 00:40:40,731 | ♪ And the boys of the NYPD choir ♪ | ♪ And the boys of the NYPD choir ♪ |
672 | 00:40:40,940 | 00:40:44,527 | ♪ Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ | ♪ Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ |
673 | 00:40:44,735 | 00:40:50,741 | ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ | ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ |
674 | 00:40:51,534 | 00:40:58,499 | ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ | ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ |
675 | 00:40:58,582 | 00:41:01,836 | ♪ And the bells were ringing out ♪ | ♪ And the bells were ringing out ♪ |
676 | 00:41:01,919 | 00:41:06,341 | ♪ For Christmas Day ♪ | ♪ For Christmas Day ♪ |
677 | 00:41:06,424 | 00:41:10,428 | ♪ Hey ♪ | ♪ Hey ♪ |
678 | 00:41:23,066 | 00:41:24,275 | Oh, dear... | Oh, dear... |
679 | 00:41:24,359 | 00:41:25,402 | Oh. | Oh. |
680 | 00:41:49,675 | 00:41:54,097 | ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring-ting-tingling, too ♪ | ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring-ting-tingling, too ♪ |
681 | 00:41:54,972 | 00:42:00,228 | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ |
682 | 00:42:00,311 | 00:42:05,483 | ♪ Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ | ♪ Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ |
683 | 00:42:05,608 | 00:42:09,946 | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ |
684 | 00:42:10,029 | 00:42:11,364 | George! You made it! | George! You made it! |
685 | 00:42:11,448 | 00:42:13,866 | Well, there was traffic, so I caught a sleigh. | Well, there was traffic, so I caught a sleigh. |
686 | 00:42:14,575 | 00:42:16,160 | And you brought Miley Cyrus. | And you brought Miley Cyrus. |
687 | 00:42:16,244 | 00:42:17,870 | - Of course. - It's her sleigh. | - Of course. - It's her sleigh. |
688 | 00:42:17,954 | 00:42:20,373 | Hey, save your money. Flying private, you know... | Hey, save your money. Flying private, you know... |
689 | 00:42:20,457 | 00:42:22,792 | - It's the reindeers that'll get you. - Oh, yeah? | - It's the reindeers that'll get you. - Oh, yeah? |
690 | 00:42:22,875 | 00:42:24,377 | Trust me. | Trust me. |
691 | 00:42:24,461 | 00:42:29,590 | ♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy cozy are we ♪ | ♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy cozy are we ♪ |
692 | 00:42:29,673 | 00:42:32,218 | ♪ We're snuggled up together Like birds... ♪ | ♪ We're snuggled up together Like birds... ♪ |
693 | 00:42:32,302 | 00:42:34,595 | - Hello, Paul. - So nice to see you. | - Hello, Paul. - So nice to see you. |
694 | 00:42:34,678 | 00:42:37,974 | - I thought I'd make a Martini or two. - This is the place to do it. | - I thought I'd make a Martini or two. - This is the place to do it. |
695 | 00:42:38,182 | 00:42:40,435 | ♪ Sing a chorus or two ♪ | ♪ Sing a chorus or two ♪ |
696 | 00:42:40,518 | 00:42:45,606 | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ |
697 | 00:42:47,066 | 00:42:49,986 | ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ | ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ |
698 | 00:42:50,069 | 00:42:52,113 | ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ | ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ |
699 | 00:42:52,655 | 00:42:55,492 | - Hello, ladies. - Oh, my goodness. The girls are here. | - Hello, ladies. - Oh, my goodness. The girls are here. |
700 | 00:42:55,574 | 00:42:58,495 | Hi, ladies. Are you interested in a Martini? | Hi, ladies. Are you interested in a Martini? |
701 | 00:42:59,245 | 00:43:03,749 | ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells ringling Jing-ting-tingling, too ♪ | ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells ringling Jing-ting-tingling, too ♪ |
702 | 00:43:04,667 | 00:43:09,880 | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ |
703 | 00:43:09,964 | 00:43:12,049 | ♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪ | ♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪ |
704 | 00:43:12,133 | 00:43:15,345 | ♪ And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ | ♪ And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ |
705 | 00:43:15,428 | 00:43:20,641 | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ | ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ |
706 | 00:43:22,226 | 00:43:29,192 | ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ | ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ |
707 | 00:43:29,275 | 00:43:30,734 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
708 | 00:43:33,612 | 00:43:37,241 | Well... that is wonderful. | Well... that is wonderful. |
709 | 00:43:38,117 | 00:43:39,160 | Wonderful. | Wonderful. |
710 | 00:43:40,953 | 00:43:44,541 | These kids have got something to do. Let's go make ourselves scarce. | These kids have got something to do. Let's go make ourselves scarce. |
711 | 00:43:45,749 | 00:43:47,293 | Gosh, it's beautiful isn't it? | Gosh, it's beautiful isn't it? |
712 | 00:43:47,377 | 00:43:50,463 | Yeah. For a sound stage in Queens... | Yeah. For a sound stage in Queens... |
713 | 00:44:03,226 | 00:44:07,063 | ♪ Silent night ♪ | ♪ Silent night ♪ |
714 | 00:44:07,771 | 00:44:11,401 | ♪ Holy night ♪ | ♪ Holy night ♪ |
715 | 00:44:12,151 | 00:44:15,238 | ♪ All is calm ♪ | ♪ All is calm ♪ |
716 | 00:44:16,614 | 00:44:20,117 | ♪ All is bright ♪ | ♪ All is bright ♪ |
717 | 00:44:21,118 | 00:44:28,084 | ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ | ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ |
718 | 00:44:29,627 | 00:44:33,339 | ♪ Holy infant ♪ | ♪ Holy infant ♪ |
719 | 00:44:33,423 | 00:44:37,218 | ♪ So tender and mild ♪ | ♪ So tender and mild ♪ |
720 | 00:44:38,302 | 00:44:42,806 | ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪ | ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪ |
721 | 00:44:42,890 | 00:44:46,561 | ♪ Peace ♪ | ♪ Peace ♪ |
722 | 00:44:47,562 | 00:44:52,733 | ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ | ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ |
723 | 00:44:56,028 | 00:44:59,407 | ♪ Silent night ♪ | ♪ Silent night ♪ |
724 | 00:45:00,491 | 00:45:03,744 | ♪ Holy night ♪ | ♪ Holy night ♪ |
725 | 00:45:04,787 | 00:45:09,125 | ♪ Shepherds quake ♪ | ♪ Shepherds quake ♪ |
726 | 00:45:09,208 | 00:45:12,836 | ♪ At the sight ♪ | ♪ At the sight ♪ |
727 | 00:45:13,796 | 00:45:20,761 | ♪ Glory stream from heaven above ♪ | ♪ Glory stream from heaven above ♪ |
728 | 00:45:22,430 | 00:45:29,395 | ♪ Heavenly hosts sing halleluiah ♪ | ♪ Heavenly hosts sing halleluiah ♪ |
729 | 00:45:31,230 | 00:45:34,984 | ♪ Christ the savior ♪ | ♪ Christ the savior ♪ |
730 | 00:45:35,067 | 00:45:39,572 | ♪ Is born ♪ | ♪ Is born ♪ |
731 | 00:45:39,780 | 00:45:44,868 | ♪ Christ the savior is born ♪ | ♪ Christ the savior is born ♪ |
732 | 00:45:53,127 | 00:45:56,922 | ♪ Silent night ♪ | ♪ Silent night ♪ |
733 | 00:45:57,548 | 00:46:00,801 | ♪ Holy night ♪ | ♪ Holy night ♪ |
734 | 00:46:01,927 | 00:46:05,348 | ♪ All is calm ♪ | ♪ All is calm ♪ |
735 | 00:46:06,098 | 00:46:09,644 | ♪ And all is bright ♪ | ♪ And all is bright ♪ |
736 | 00:46:10,811 | 00:46:17,776 | ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ | ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ |
737 | 00:46:19,612 | 00:46:23,157 | ♪ Holy infant ♪ | ♪ Holy infant ♪ |
738 | 00:46:23,240 | 00:46:26,536 | ♪ So tender and mild ♪ | ♪ So tender and mild ♪ |
739 | 00:46:28,371 | 00:46:32,958 | ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪ | ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪ |
740 | 00:46:33,042 | 00:46:36,379 | ♪ Peace ♪ | ♪ Peace ♪ |
741 | 00:46:37,296 | 00:46:43,052 | ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪ | ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪ |
742 | 00:46:43,135 | 00:46:45,179 | ♪ Peace ♪ | ♪ Peace ♪ |
743 | 00:47:16,794 | 00:47:19,213 | ♪ Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin' ♪ | ♪ Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin' ♪ |
744 | 00:47:19,296 | 00:47:22,258 | ♪ The children all fast asleep ♪ | ♪ The children all fast asleep ♪ |
745 | 00:47:22,341 | 00:47:26,763 | ♪ It's time for Santa Claus To make his midnight creep because ♪ | ♪ It's time for Santa Claus To make his midnight creep because ♪ |
746 | 00:47:26,970 | 00:47:29,265 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
747 | 00:47:29,348 | 00:47:31,768 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
748 | 00:47:31,850 | 00:47:36,313 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving now ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving now ♪ |
749 | 00:47:36,522 | 00:47:39,066 | ♪ Yeah, I know There's something real pretty ♪ | ♪ Yeah, I know There's something real pretty ♪ |
750 | 00:47:39,149 | 00:47:41,151 | ♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪ | ♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪ |
751 | 00:47:42,319 | 00:47:46,699 | ♪ But I ain't had no lovin' all week It's beginning to worry me because ♪ | ♪ But I ain't had no lovin' all week It's beginning to worry me because ♪ |
752 | 00:47:46,907 | 00:47:48,951 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
753 | 00:47:49,034 | 00:47:51,579 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
754 | 00:47:51,662 | 00:47:53,956 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
755 | 00:47:54,039 | 00:47:56,459 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
756 | 00:47:56,542 | 00:47:59,044 | ♪ I've been trying to find This old bicycle ♪ | ♪ I've been trying to find This old bicycle ♪ |
757 | 00:47:59,128 | 00:48:01,589 | ♪ I can't seem to find my pliers ♪ | ♪ I can't seem to find my pliers ♪ |
758 | 00:48:01,672 | 00:48:06,469 | ♪ I'm halfway watchin' Mama For that sleepy look in her eyes because ♪ | ♪ I'm halfway watchin' Mama For that sleepy look in her eyes because ♪ |
759 | 00:48:06,677 | 00:48:08,763 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
760 | 00:48:08,846 | 00:48:11,307 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
761 | 00:48:11,390 | 00:48:14,017 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
762 | 00:48:15,436 | 00:48:17,187 | Break it down for me will ya, Paul? | Break it down for me will ya, Paul? |
763 | 00:48:19,064 | 00:48:21,567 | Now, holy-moly... | Now, holy-moly... |
764 | 00:48:22,276 | 00:48:24,987 | Alibaba and the 40 Thieves... | Alibaba and the 40 Thieves... |
765 | 00:48:25,195 | 00:48:27,364 | What size shoe is that anyway? | What size shoe is that anyway? |
766 | 00:48:27,448 | 00:48:29,241 | Is that a seven-and-a-half, eight? | Is that a seven-and-a-half, eight? |
767 | 00:48:30,033 | 00:48:33,496 | Or is that an eight-and-a-half, nine? Could... Yeah... | Or is that an eight-and-a-half, nine? Could... Yeah... |
768 | 00:48:33,579 | 00:48:34,955 | You're... | You're... |
769 | 00:48:35,038 | 00:48:38,334 | You're awful fine but I don't think you're mine. | You're awful fine but I don't think you're mine. |
770 | 00:48:38,542 | 00:48:41,920 | You know there's no place like home for the holidays and... | You know there's no place like home for the holidays and... |
771 | 00:48:42,004 | 00:48:45,549 | I think I'd like you to take me home or vice versa. | I think I'd like you to take me home or vice versa. |
772 | 00:48:46,216 | 00:48:48,093 | ♪ I don't want no turkey ♪ | ♪ I don't want no turkey ♪ |
773 | 00:48:48,177 | 00:48:50,471 | ♪ I don't care if I get any cake ♪ | ♪ I don't care if I get any cake ♪ |
774 | 00:48:51,221 | 00:48:55,768 | ♪ I just want you to come back here, Mama Before the children wake ♪ | ♪ I just want you to come back here, Mama Before the children wake ♪ |
775 | 00:48:55,976 | 00:48:58,729 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
776 | 00:48:58,813 | 00:49:00,815 | You're driving me crazy, Mama. | You're driving me crazy, Mama. |
777 | 00:49:01,023 | 00:49:02,983 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
778 | 00:49:03,192 | 00:49:05,569 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
779 | 00:49:05,653 | 00:49:10,867 | ♪ Now Christmas is for the children And I want them to be real pleased ♪ | ♪ Now Christmas is for the children And I want them to be real pleased ♪ |
780 | 00:49:10,949 | 00:49:13,243 | ♪ But right now, Mama It's Christmas Eve ♪ | ♪ But right now, Mama It's Christmas Eve ♪ |
781 | 00:49:13,452 | 00:49:16,121 | ♪ Come make your pappy happy Pretty please ♪ | ♪ Come make your pappy happy Pretty please ♪ |
782 | 00:49:16,205 | 00:49:18,165 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
783 | 00:49:18,374 | 00:49:20,668 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
784 | 00:49:20,877 | 00:49:22,961 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
785 | 00:49:23,170 | 00:49:25,715 | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ | ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ |
786 | 00:49:26,883 | 00:49:29,844 | I am the king of Christmas. | I am the king of Christmas. |
787 | 00:49:46,485 | 00:49:50,447 | Oh! Oh! Knock it off! Knock it off! | Oh! Oh! Knock it off! Knock it off! |
788 | 00:49:50,531 | 00:49:52,825 | Come on! I can't breathe! | Come on! I can't breathe! |
789 | 00:49:52,909 | 00:49:56,495 | ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ | ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ |
790 | 00:49:56,579 | 00:49:59,790 | ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪ | ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪ |
791 | 00:50:00,499 | 00:50:03,586 | ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪ | ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪ |
792 | 00:50:03,669 | 00:50:06,756 | ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ | ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ |
793 | 00:50:07,673 | 00:50:10,801 | ♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪ | ♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪ |
794 | 00:50:11,009 | 00:50:14,722 | ♪ And I brought some corn for popping ♪ | ♪ And I brought some corn for popping ♪ |
795 | 00:50:14,931 | 00:50:18,016 | ♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪ | ♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪ |
796 | 00:50:18,225 | 00:50:22,187 | ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ | ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ |
797 | 00:50:22,396 | 00:50:25,315 | ♪ When we finally kiss goodnight ♪ | ♪ When we finally kiss goodnight ♪ |
798 | 00:50:25,399 | 00:50:28,986 | ♪ How I hate going out in the storm ♪ | ♪ How I hate going out in the storm ♪ |
799 | 00:50:29,194 | 00:50:33,031 | ♪ But if you really hold me tight ♪ | ♪ But if you really hold me tight ♪ |
800 | 00:50:33,115 | 00:50:36,201 | ♪ All the way home I'll be warm ♪ | ♪ All the way home I'll be warm ♪ |
801 | 00:50:36,410 | 00:50:39,747 | ♪ And the fire is slowly dying ♪ | ♪ And the fire is slowly dying ♪ |
802 | 00:50:39,956 | 00:50:43,417 | ♪ And my dear, we're still goodbyeing ♪ | ♪ And my dear, we're still goodbyeing ♪ |
803 | 00:50:43,500 | 00:50:47,004 | ♪ But as long as you love me so ♪ | ♪ But as long as you love me so ♪ |
804 | 00:50:47,087 | 00:50:50,758 | ♪ Let it snow ♪ | ♪ Let it snow ♪ |
805 | 00:50:50,841 | 00:50:54,094 | ♪ Let it snow ♪ | ♪ Let it snow ♪ |
806 | 00:50:54,177 | 00:50:58,474 | ♪ Let it snow ♪ | ♪ Let it snow ♪ |
807 | 00:50:58,557 | 00:51:01,143 | Look out, old Santa is back. | Look out, old Santa is back. |
808 | 00:51:06,899 | 00:51:07,942 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
809 | 00:51:15,449 | 00:51:17,451 | Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. | Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. |
810 | 00:51:20,830 | 00:51:22,498 | Is it Christmas? | Is it Christmas? |
811 | 00:51:22,581 | 00:51:23,666 | All day. | All day. |
812 | 00:51:27,377 | 00:51:28,420 | That's good. | That's good. |
813 | 00:51:34,051 | 00:51:35,678 | Thank you, Dimitri. | Thank you, Dimitri. |
814 | 00:51:38,305 | 00:51:39,348 | Not too bad. | Not too bad. |
815 | 00:51:44,186 | 00:51:47,023 | ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ | ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ |
816 | 00:51:47,105 | 00:51:50,192 | ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ | ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ |
817 | 00:51:50,275 | 00:51:52,695 | ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ | ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ |
818 | 00:51:52,778 | 00:51:54,822 | ♪ And a happy new year ♪ | ♪ And a happy new year ♪ |
819 | 00:51:55,823 | 00:51:58,034 | ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ | ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ |
820 | 00:51:58,116 | 00:52:00,828 | ♪ To you and your kin ♪ | ♪ To you and your kin ♪ |
821 | 00:52:00,911 | 00:52:07,167 | ♪ Good tidings for Christmas And a happy new year ♪ | ♪ Good tidings for Christmas And a happy new year ♪ |
822 | 00:52:09,294 | 00:52:11,922 | - Merry Christmas, Bill. - Merry Christmas, Paul. | - Merry Christmas, Bill. - Merry Christmas, Paul. |
823 | 00:52:12,130 | 00:52:15,592 | - Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. - Merry Christmas, Dimitri. | - Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. - Merry Christmas, Dimitri. |
824 | 00:52:24,518 | 00:52:26,603 | Merry Christmas, everyone. | Merry Christmas, everyone. |
825 | 00:53:52,355 | 00:53:54,817 | Young lady, cheers to you. | Young lady, cheers to you. |
826 | 00:53:56,193 | 00:53:58,361 | - Cheers. - Merry Christmas. | - Cheers. - Merry Christmas. |
827 | 00:53:59,488 | 00:54:00,614 | Merry Christmas. | Merry Christmas. |
828 | 00:54:01,490 | 00:54:03,159 | Young lady, my ass. | Young lady, my ass. |
829 | 00:54:57,581 | 00:55:02,581 | Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com | Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com |