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2 00:00:40,083 00:00:42,461 That's funny. That's appropriate, isn't it? That's funny. That's appropriate, isn't it?
3 00:00:42,669 00:00:44,671 How does that go? Let's see... How does that go? Let's see...
4 00:00:46,715 00:00:49,927 The jingle bells are jingling ♪ The jingle bells are jingling ♪
5 00:00:50,010 00:00:53,388 The streets are white with snow ♪ The streets are white with snow ♪
6 00:00:54,180 00:00:57,309 The happy crowds are mingling ♪ The happy crowds are mingling ♪
7 00:00:58,143 00:01:01,062 But there's no one that I know ♪ But there's no one that I know ♪
8 00:01:02,022 00:01:04,650 I'm sure that you'll forgive me ♪ I'm sure that you'll forgive me ♪
9 00:01:05,317 00:01:09,195 If I don't enthuse ♪ If I don't enthuse ♪
10 00:01:09,989 00:01:11,657 I've come down ♪ I've come down ♪
11 00:01:11,740 00:01:17,746 With those Christmas blues ♪ With those Christmas blues ♪
12 00:01:18,538 00:01:24,169 I've done my window shopping There's not a store that I missed ♪ I've done my window shopping There's not a store that I missed ♪
13 00:01:26,129 00:01:33,094 But what's the use of stopping? When there's no one on your list ♪ But what's the use of stopping? When there's no one on your list ♪
14 00:01:34,763 00:01:37,975 You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪ You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪
15 00:01:38,684 00:01:42,187 When you love and you lose ♪ When you love and you lose ♪
16 00:01:42,270 00:01:45,691 Then you'll have the Christmas blues ♪ Then you'll have the Christmas blues ♪
17 00:01:49,862 00:01:53,740 When somebody wants you ♪ When somebody wants you ♪
18 00:01:53,824 00:01:56,743 Somebody needs you ♪ Somebody needs you ♪
19 00:01:57,410 00:02:03,458 Christmas is a joy of joys ♪ Christmas is a joy of joys ♪
20 00:02:05,126 00:02:08,547 But friends, when you're lonely ♪ But friends, when you're lonely ♪
21 00:02:09,631 00:02:13,886 You'll find that it's only a thing ♪ You'll find that it's only a thing ♪
22 00:02:13,969 00:02:18,974 For little girls and little boys ♪ For little girls and little boys ♪
23 00:02:21,727 00:02:24,104 May all your days be merry ♪ May all your days be merry ♪
24 00:02:24,855 00:02:28,108 Your season full of cheer ♪ Your season full of cheer ♪
25 00:02:29,651 00:02:32,237 But 'til it's January ♪ But 'til it's January ♪
26 00:02:34,322 00:02:37,325 I'm going to go disappear ♪ I'm going to go disappear ♪
27 00:02:38,744 00:02:44,041 Yeah, Santa may have brought you Stars for your shoes ♪ Yeah, Santa may have brought you Stars for your shoes ♪
28 00:02:44,666 00:02:51,631 All Saint Nick brought me Was the Christmas blues ♪ All Saint Nick brought me Was the Christmas blues ♪
29 00:02:52,674 00:02:56,678 Those brightly-packaged Tinsel-covered ♪ Those brightly-packaged Tinsel-covered ♪
30 00:02:57,345 00:03:02,684 Christmas... ♪ Christmas... ♪
31 00:03:02,768 00:03:06,396 Blues ♪ Blues ♪
32 00:03:17,240 00:03:19,118 - Merry Christmas. - I'm not here. - Merry Christmas. - I'm not here.
33 00:03:19,200 00:03:21,078 - Mr. Murray's suite. - I'm already dead. - Mr. Murray's suite. - I'm already dead.
34 00:03:21,161 00:03:23,413 - Yes, of course. - The answer's no. - Yes, of course. - The answer's no.
35 00:03:25,665 00:03:27,709 - Who is it? - Your producers, Mr. Murray. - Who is it? - Your producers, Mr. Murray.
36 00:03:27,793 00:03:30,963 They're outside. They've heard your beautiful voice, sir. They're outside. They've heard your beautiful voice, sir.
37 00:03:31,046 00:03:34,007 - God hates me. - Forgive me, Mr. Murray. - God hates me. - Forgive me, Mr. Murray.
38 00:03:34,215 00:03:37,302 But God is your biggest fan. Number one fan. But God is your biggest fan. Number one fan.
39 00:03:37,385 00:03:39,721 Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray. Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray.
40 00:03:40,680 00:03:43,224 - You really think so? - Number one, sir. Number one. - You really think so? - Number one, sir. Number one.
41 00:03:43,308 00:03:45,060 - Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey!
42 00:03:45,268 00:03:47,146 Murray Christmas! Murray Christmas!
43 00:03:47,228 00:03:48,438 - Get it? - Yeah... - Get it? - Yeah...
44 00:03:48,521 00:03:52,484 - Wow, you look festive. - I would lose those antlers. - Wow, you look festive. - I would lose those antlers.
45 00:03:53,819 00:03:56,529 Has anyone shown up for this thing? Has anyone shown up for this thing?
46 00:03:57,197 00:03:59,240 - We're here. - Yeah, so that's one friend. - We're here. - Yeah, so that's one friend.
47 00:03:59,324 00:04:01,201 - Paul's here. - Yeah, Paul's here. - Paul's here. - Yeah, Paul's here.
48 00:04:01,284 00:04:03,328 I wouldn't miss this nutty gig for the world. I wouldn't miss this nutty gig for the world.
49 00:04:03,411 00:04:06,289 What are you worried about? Come on. Let's do the show. What are you worried about? Come on. Let's do the show.
50 00:04:06,372 00:04:08,750 - Chop, chop. - There's no one moving in the whole city. - Chop, chop. - There's no one moving in the whole city.
51 00:04:08,834 00:04:11,003 The airports are closed. The trains are closed. The airports are closed. The trains are closed.
52 00:04:11,086 00:04:14,255 The buses and bridges and tunnels are not working. The buses and bridges and tunnels are not working.
53 00:04:15,048 00:04:19,552 A couple of saloons have closed. The entire city of New York is shut down. A couple of saloons have closed. The entire city of New York is shut down.
54 00:04:20,345 00:04:23,140 And you're expecting me to go downstairs and do a show? And you're expecting me to go downstairs and do a show?
55 00:04:23,348 00:04:27,310 - Anything that's fun is always hard. - That's right. - Anything that's fun is always hard. - That's right.
56 00:04:27,519 00:04:31,815 Oh, it's a miracle. You two are going to shut up for a second. Oh, it's a miracle. You two are going to shut up for a second.
57 00:04:32,983 00:04:35,027 - Please be George. - Please be George. - Please be George. - Please be George.
58 00:04:35,110 00:04:36,695 - Hey. - Is it George Clooney? - Hey. - Is it George Clooney?
59 00:04:36,778 00:04:38,238 - Is it Clooney? - Is it Clooney? - Is it Clooney? - Is it Clooney?
60 00:04:38,321 00:04:40,657 - Is he on the phone? - Please, God, let it be Clooney. - Is he on the phone? - Please, God, let it be Clooney.
61 00:04:40,740 00:04:42,283 How did you get this number? How did you get this number?
62 00:04:43,493 00:04:47,372 Now, you'd better tell me because I'm going to find out. I am working. Now, you'd better tell me because I'm going to find out. I am working.
63 00:04:49,041 00:04:51,960 Don't ever do this again. Ever. You got it? Don't ever do this again. Ever. You got it?
64 00:04:57,132 00:04:59,885 - My sister. - Family is important. - My sister. - Family is important.
65 00:05:00,093 00:05:02,012 I need you to produce! I need you to produce!
66 00:05:02,095 00:05:03,471 - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay.
67 00:05:03,555 00:05:06,599 - How do we cancel this? - Okay. I understand why you're frustrated. - How do we cancel this? - Okay. I understand why you're frustrated.
68 00:05:06,683 00:05:09,228 I would be frustrated, too. Maybe we shouldn't do it. I would be frustrated, too. Maybe we shouldn't do it.
69 00:05:09,310 00:05:11,730 - Bev, should we cancel it? - Okay. You two, grow up. - Bev, should we cancel it? - Okay. You two, grow up.
70 00:05:11,813 00:05:14,399 The satellite is bought and paid for and non-refundable. The satellite is bought and paid for and non-refundable.
71 00:05:14,482 00:05:16,776 - So we can't cancel. - You've got to try to cancel. - So we can't cancel. - You've got to try to cancel.
72 00:05:16,860 00:05:19,445 - We placed all the ads, man. - Which is so exciting! - We placed all the ads, man. - Which is so exciting!
73 00:05:19,529 00:05:23,242 - The network has been pro-mo'ing this. - They are very jazzed about it. - The network has been pro-mo'ing this. - They are very jazzed about it.
74 00:05:23,324 00:05:26,786 And I don't want to tell you how personally on the hook you are for this. And I don't want to tell you how personally on the hook you are for this.
75 00:05:26,870 00:05:28,747 You do not want to get sued, Bill. You do not want to get sued, Bill.
76 00:05:28,955 00:05:31,541 You don't want to be personally on the hook. That is scary. You don't want to be personally on the hook. That is scary.
77 00:05:31,624 00:05:33,126 So we've got some weather issues. So we've got some weather issues.
78 00:05:33,334 00:05:36,046 Hold on, Bev. Bill might have a right. Maybe... Hold on, Bev. Bill might have a right. Maybe...
79 00:05:36,129 00:05:40,175 Bill has a contractual right to do the best fucking Christmas show that he can. Bill has a contractual right to do the best fucking Christmas show that he can.
80 00:05:40,259 00:05:42,594 Let me guess. You're the bad cop. Let me guess. You're the bad cop.
81 00:05:42,677 00:05:44,846 Yeah, I'm sorry. That was a little over the top. Yeah, I'm sorry. That was a little over the top.
82 00:05:44,930 00:05:46,056 Hey. Hey.
83 00:05:47,432 00:05:49,559 - Think of the troops. - Yeah. - Think of the troops. - Yeah.
84 00:05:49,642 00:05:54,731 Right? And the kids in hospitals. And pets outside. Right? And the kids in hospitals. And pets outside.
85 00:05:54,940 00:05:56,233 I need my antlers! I need my antlers!
86 00:05:56,316 00:05:58,026 You always forget them. You always forget them.
87 00:05:58,110 00:06:00,612 - Jackpot! Here we go. - Thanks, Paul. Come on. - Jackpot! Here we go. - Thanks, Paul. Come on.
88 00:06:01,238 00:06:02,655 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
89 00:06:04,032 00:06:05,284 No, no, no, no. No elevator. No, no, no, no. No elevator.
90 00:06:05,366 00:06:08,745 The little guys in uniforms who run these things couldn't make it in today. The little guys in uniforms who run these things couldn't make it in today.
91 00:06:08,828 00:06:12,207 Yeah, we're walking. A little exercise is not going to kill you. Yeah, we're walking. A little exercise is not going to kill you.
92 00:06:12,874 00:06:16,211 - Come on. - Goodness me. Dimitri, hold onto these. - Come on. - Goodness me. Dimitri, hold onto these.
93 00:06:16,295 00:06:19,631 Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪
94 00:06:19,714 00:06:22,884 But the fire is so delightful ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪
95 00:06:23,093 00:06:25,887 And since we've no place to go ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪
96 00:06:26,096 00:06:29,891 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
97 00:06:29,975 00:06:32,144 Let it snow... ♪ Let it snow... ♪
98 00:06:32,227 00:06:36,148 This is your idea of a Christmas special? This is a national disgrace. This is your idea of a Christmas special? This is a national disgrace.
99 00:06:37,774 00:06:41,402 Alright, stand down, Double D. He's just a Hollywood sleaze bag. Alright, stand down, Double D. He's just a Hollywood sleaze bag.
100 00:06:42,070 00:06:45,365 I don't even know how to express my shame in this moment. I don't even know how to express my shame in this moment.
101 00:06:45,448 00:06:48,618 The Murricane skulking down the back stairs The Murricane skulking down the back stairs
102 00:06:48,701 00:06:51,704 like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker. like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker.
103 00:06:51,913 00:06:57,043 Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you. Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you.
104 00:06:57,252 00:06:59,545 Maybe not. But you definitely need one. Maybe not. But you definitely need one.
105 00:06:59,629 00:07:05,760 Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for a Christmas special... No harm intended... Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for a Christmas special... No harm intended...
106 00:07:05,844 00:07:07,095 Oh, none taken. Oh, none taken.
107 00:07:07,179 00:07:09,848 Seems more like a Christ-mess, as in, what a mess! Seems more like a Christ-mess, as in, what a mess!
108 00:07:12,309 00:07:14,019 We have George Clooney. We have George Clooney.
109 00:07:14,853 00:07:16,562 I rest my case. I rest my case.
110 00:07:16,646 00:07:17,814 You saw Monuments Men? You saw Monuments Men?
111 00:07:18,023 00:07:20,817 - I was in it. - Number what? Seven on the call sheet? - I was in it. - Number what? Seven on the call sheet?
112 00:07:20,900 00:07:22,735 - You were so good in that. - You were great. - You were so good in that. - You were great.
113 00:07:22,819 00:07:23,862 You were very good. You were very good.
114 00:07:24,070 00:07:26,865 What I'm saying is we all love George, right? What I'm saying is we all love George, right?
115 00:07:26,948 00:07:29,034 He and I are close. He's a citizen of the world. He and I are close. He's a citizen of the world.
116 00:07:29,117 00:07:31,328 But we need size. We need edge. But we need size. We need edge.
117 00:07:31,536 00:07:35,540 If security had come in today, I would be calling them right now. If security had come in today, I would be calling them right now.
118 00:07:35,748 00:07:39,502 Look, just sign with me today, okay? I know you're a big fish. Look, just sign with me today, okay? I know you're a big fish.
119 00:07:39,585 00:07:42,463 But you're not going to snap my line, okay? I'm hanging on tight. But you're not going to snap my line, okay? I'm hanging on tight.
120 00:07:42,547 00:07:44,424 Here's our Murricane special. Here's our Murricane special.
121 00:07:44,507 00:07:47,093 Blimp shot down into Dallas Cowboys Stadium... Blimp shot down into Dallas Cowboys Stadium...
122 00:07:47,302 00:07:49,054 - Done it. - Retractable roof opens. - Done it. - Retractable roof opens.
123 00:07:49,137 00:07:52,557 - 80,000 screaming fans. - Yeah. - 80,000 screaming fans. - Yeah.
124 00:07:52,640 00:07:54,517 What? You do it in post. What? You do it in post.
125 00:07:54,600 00:07:55,601 Camera zooms in. Camera zooms in.
126 00:07:55,685 00:08:00,023 We see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy red mini skirt, sitting on a white sleigh. We see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy red mini skirt, sitting on a white sleigh.
127 00:08:00,106 00:08:01,733 - You run in... - Miley's in Tahoe. - You run in... - Miley's in Tahoe.
128 00:08:02,901 00:08:07,488 I know Miley. And that may or may not be true. I know Miley. And that may or may not be true.
129 00:08:07,697 00:08:09,866 Okay, you just have to go away. I'm sorry. Okay, you just have to go away. I'm sorry.
130 00:08:09,949 00:08:14,162 Please just go as far away as your company will send you. Please just go as far away as your company will send you.
131 00:08:14,246 00:08:17,040 Miss, could you check him, please? Thank you. Miss, could you check him, please? Thank you.
132 00:08:17,123 00:08:19,667 I've heard that one. You better check yourself, Bill. I've heard that one. You better check yourself, Bill.
133 00:08:19,751 00:08:22,379 You better run like a thief from this car wreck. You better run like a thief from this car wreck.
134 00:08:23,129 00:08:24,714 Total disaster. Total disaster.
135 00:08:26,299 00:08:28,093 Total disaster. Total disaster.
136 00:08:29,761 00:08:30,762 Are you an actress? Are you an actress?
137 00:08:36,101 00:08:39,896 Tonight, Christmas Eve, from the legendary Hotel Carlyle in New York, Tonight, Christmas Eve, from the legendary Hotel Carlyle in New York,
138 00:08:39,979 00:08:42,148 Bill Murray and his celebrity friends gather... Bill Murray and his celebrity friends gather...
139 00:08:42,357 00:08:43,983 See, Bill? Easy peasy. See, Bill? Easy peasy.
140 00:08:44,067 00:08:49,281 We cut from you here live on stage, to your guests' pre-taped reaction shots. We cut from you here live on stage, to your guests' pre-taped reaction shots.
141 00:08:49,364 00:08:52,117 No one knows you aren't in the same room together. Boom, done. No one knows you aren't in the same room together. Boom, done.
142 00:08:52,200 00:08:54,827 - A Christmas miracle. - You've got to be kidding. - A Christmas miracle. - You've got to be kidding.
143 00:08:56,496 00:09:00,083 This is from last year's Golden Globes. That's not going to match. This is from last year's Golden Globes. That's not going to match.
144 00:09:00,292 00:09:03,378 Yeah, match it... What does it have to match? Yeah, match it... What does it have to match?
145 00:09:03,462 00:09:05,880 It's all just fantasy, right? It's all just fantasy, right?
146 00:09:05,964 00:09:09,468 I mean, we're the weavers of dreams. We're the makers of merry. I mean, we're the weavers of dreams. We're the makers of merry.
147 00:09:09,550 00:09:12,845 - This is all just an illusion. - Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill. - This is all just an illusion. - Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill.
148 00:09:12,929 00:09:15,890 That's Brad Pitt and Angelina. They're in Africa. That's Brad Pitt and Angelina. They're in Africa.
149 00:09:15,974 00:09:17,434 And it's daytime in Africa. And it's daytime in Africa.
150 00:09:17,517 00:09:20,770 They're not in New York at Bemelmans. They're in Africa. They're not in New York at Bemelmans. They're in Africa.
151 00:09:20,853 00:09:22,522 Those are huts. Those are huts.
152 00:09:22,605 00:09:23,731 Who sees a hut? Who sees a hut?
153 00:09:23,815 00:09:27,110 Come on. Bill, calm down and trust us. Come on. Bill, calm down and trust us.
154 00:09:27,193 00:09:30,155 Were you nominated for an Emmy for producing the SAG awards? Were you nominated for an Emmy for producing the SAG awards?
155 00:09:30,363 00:09:31,823 - No. - Neither were we. - No. - Neither were we.
156 00:09:32,491 00:09:35,576 So get up there and do the show. We go live in 90 seconds. So get up there and do the show. We go live in 90 seconds.
157 00:09:35,785 00:09:40,206 Bill, I think it's a blessing that these people didn't show up. Bill, I think it's a blessing that these people didn't show up.
158 00:09:40,290 00:09:43,293 Because now it's your time, you know. Because now it's your time, you know.
159 00:09:43,502 00:09:46,587 The universe gives us many gifts. It's whether or not we receive them. The universe gives us many gifts. It's whether or not we receive them.
160 00:09:46,671 00:09:49,757 - That's right. Receive the gift. - This job is always surprising me. - That's right. Receive the gift. - This job is always surprising me.
161 00:09:50,383 00:09:53,386 - I'm so alone. - Okay, Bill... - I'm so alone. - Okay, Bill...
162 00:09:53,470 00:09:54,929 - You know... - We're with you... - You know... - We're with you...
163 00:09:55,013 00:09:56,222 You know, you and I... You know, you and I...
164 00:09:57,307 00:09:59,017 we're not in the same business. we're not in the same business.
165 00:10:04,230 00:10:05,773 Okay, there he goes. He's going. Okay, there he goes. He's going.
166 00:10:05,857 00:10:08,860 Bill, I don't want to pressure you, but one minute until air. Bill, I don't want to pressure you, but one minute until air.
167 00:10:08,943 00:10:11,696 Five cameras. I like our chances of someone getting it right. Five cameras. I like our chances of someone getting it right.
168 00:10:11,779 00:10:15,033 60 seconds! He's going up. Let's get ready. Are you ready, Paul? 60 seconds! He's going up. Let's get ready. Are you ready, Paul?
169 00:10:15,908 00:10:17,910 - Ready! - Alright. - Ready! - Alright.
170 00:10:17,994 00:10:21,039 - What are we doing? - Let's jingle those bells, buddy. - What are we doing? - Let's jingle those bells, buddy.
171 00:10:21,122 00:10:23,666 We're going live in five seconds, everyone. We're going live in five seconds, everyone.
172 00:10:23,875 00:10:26,044 Is there a microphone or do we imagine that, too? Is there a microphone or do we imagine that, too?
173 00:10:26,252 00:10:28,338 - Use your stage voice. - Yeah. - Use your stage voice. - Yeah.
174 00:10:28,421 00:10:29,506 You're on stage. You're on stage.
175 00:10:29,714 00:10:31,341 There we go. Look. There we go. Look.
176 00:10:32,008 00:10:35,554 - We've got one sound guy. - Swing the camera. The other way. - We've got one sound guy. - Swing the camera. The other way.
177 00:10:37,847 00:10:39,474 You people are disgusting. You people are disgusting.
178 00:10:39,558 00:10:41,684 - You're looking great up there. - Crushing it. - You're looking great up there. - Crushing it.
179 00:10:41,893 00:10:44,521 We're going live on air. Stand by. We're going live on air. Stand by.
180 00:10:44,604 00:10:46,856 Everyone set? We're live on TV in... Everyone set? We're live on TV in...
181 00:10:47,065 00:10:53,654 eight, seven, six, five, four, three... eight, seven, six, five, four, three...
182 00:10:53,738 00:10:55,490 Make it great. Two... Go, Bill! Make it great. Two... Go, Bill!
183 00:10:59,869 00:11:04,832 Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪ Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪
184 00:11:05,458 00:11:08,836 Over fields we go Laughing all the way ♪ Over fields we go Laughing all the way ♪
185 00:11:08,920 00:11:09,921 Ha, ha, ha! ♪ Ha, ha, ha! ♪
186 00:11:14,926 00:11:17,637 This is a nightmare. I can't do this. I'm sorry, Ivan. This is a nightmare. I can't do this. I'm sorry, Ivan.
187 00:11:17,845 00:11:20,432 - I can't do this. - Cut the tape! - I can't do this. - Cut the tape!
188 00:11:20,515 00:11:25,186 I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing. I want to weep, okay? I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing. I want to weep, okay?
189 00:11:25,395 00:11:27,564 Go to commercial. Go to commercial.
190 00:11:27,647 00:11:30,400 I am weeping. I am weeping. I am weeping. I am weeping.
191 00:11:30,483 00:11:33,736 I've never wept on a stage. This is a first. I've never wept on a stage. This is a first.
192 00:11:33,819 00:11:36,030 I just can't do this. I'm sorry. I just can't do this. I'm sorry.
193 00:11:36,114 00:11:40,034 We've got to... I don't know. Show an old football game or something. We've got to... I don't know. Show an old football game or something.
194 00:11:40,118 00:11:41,744 I just can't do this. I just can't do this.
195 00:11:42,412 00:11:43,746 Total disaster. Total disaster.
196 00:11:44,539 00:11:47,500 I've got to run. I've got to hide. I've got to run. I've got to hide.
197 00:11:47,584 00:11:50,836 Oh, it's freezing out there. Oh, God... Oh, it's freezing out there. Oh, God...
198 00:11:51,045 00:11:52,547 Oh, it's cold! Oh, it's cold!
199 00:11:55,258 00:11:57,009 I should have quit right then and there. I should have quit right then and there.
200 00:11:57,093 00:11:59,471 I should have stopped right then and there. I should have stopped right then and there.
201 00:11:59,554 00:12:01,973 I'd give anything for a guest. I'd give anything for a guest.
202 00:12:02,181 00:12:04,684 Any kind of medium, half-talented fool. Any kind of medium, half-talented fool.
203 00:12:04,767 00:12:06,561 Whoa! Wait a minute. Whoa! Wait a minute.
204 00:12:06,769 00:12:09,481 - Bill Murray! - Chris Rock! - Bill Murray! - Chris Rock!
205 00:12:09,564 00:12:12,358 Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris!
206 00:12:12,442 00:12:15,612 Bill, what are you doing here in the biggest blizzard in the world, man? Bill, what are you doing here in the biggest blizzard in the world, man?
207 00:12:15,820 00:12:17,822 - Don't leave. Don't leave. - I'm not... - Don't leave. Don't leave. - I'm not...
208 00:12:17,905 00:12:20,241 Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay. Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay.
209 00:12:20,325 00:12:22,910 Go around. You can't go that way. Go around. You can't go that way.
210 00:12:22,994 00:12:26,456 - Counter-clockwise. Counter-clockwise. - Counter-clockwise! - Counter-clockwise. Counter-clockwise. - Counter-clockwise!
211 00:12:26,539 00:12:27,957 The other way. The other way.
212 00:12:28,040 00:12:33,505 - Counter-clockwise. You are such a pro! - It's a pleasure. - Counter-clockwise. You are such a pro! - It's a pleasure.
213 00:12:33,588 00:12:37,049 Counter-clockwise. Chris! Counter-clockwise. Chris!
214 00:12:38,259 00:12:39,678 What's up, man? What's up, man?
215 00:12:39,760 00:12:41,220 How did you get uptown? How did you get uptown?
216 00:12:41,304 00:12:43,431 - Subway. - They shut down the subway. - Subway. - They shut down the subway.
217 00:12:43,515 00:12:46,726 They are. They are. I had to walk on the rails, man. They are. They are. I had to walk on the rails, man.
218 00:12:47,393 00:12:50,938 - Sit down with me, buddy. - I'm sitting down, man. - Sit down with me, buddy. - I'm sitting down, man.
219 00:12:51,022 00:12:52,815 What's going on? What's all this stuff? What's going on? What's all this stuff?
220 00:12:52,898 00:12:55,109 Well, I'm supposed to be doing a live TV show. Well, I'm supposed to be doing a live TV show.
221 00:12:55,193 00:12:56,736 - Okay. - Live Christmas special. - Okay. - Live Christmas special.
222 00:12:56,819 00:12:58,321 - Are you in it? - It just started. - Are you in it? - It just started.
223 00:12:58,404 00:13:00,823 - I'm the only one. - Oh, man. - I'm the only one. - Oh, man.
224 00:13:00,906 00:13:04,744 You're doing a live special in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year. You're doing a live special in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year.
225 00:13:04,827 00:13:07,288 That is so you, Bill. That is so you. That is so you, Bill. That is so you.
226 00:13:07,497 00:13:08,914 - But now you're here. - Yeah. - But now you're here. - Yeah.
227 00:13:08,998 00:13:10,833 - And it's us. - No! - And it's us. - No!
228 00:13:10,916 00:13:12,585 - Yeah! - No! - Yeah! - No!
229 00:13:12,793 00:13:16,756 - Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a... - I don't sing, Bill. - Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a... - I don't sing, Bill.
230 00:13:16,964 00:13:19,258 - You sing. You're a rapper. - I don't rap. - You sing. You're a rapper. - I don't rap.
231 00:13:19,467 00:13:21,302 Do you know me? Do you know me?
232 00:13:21,386 00:13:22,637 Some... Some...
233 00:13:23,555 00:13:25,598 You can do it, Chris. You've got to help me. You can do it, Chris. You've got to help me.
234 00:13:25,806 00:13:27,933 You can be the guy that saved Christmas. You can be the guy that saved Christmas.
235 00:13:28,017 00:13:30,144 I don't want to... I can save your Christmas. I don't want to... I can save your Christmas.
236 00:13:30,228 00:13:33,314 But what about mine? I've got to get out of here. I've got stuff to do. But what about mine? I've got to get out of here. I've got stuff to do.
237 00:13:33,398 00:13:34,982 I've got to get home and build stuff. I've got to get home and build stuff.
238 00:13:35,066 00:13:37,193 I've got to build a Malibu Barbie Beach House. I've got to build a Malibu Barbie Beach House.
239 00:13:37,402 00:13:39,654 - You can't leave. You're trapped here. - Bill. - You can't leave. You're trapped here. - Bill.
240 00:13:39,738 00:13:41,280 - No way you get out of here. - Bill. - No way you get out of here. - Bill.
241 00:13:41,364 00:13:44,450 Now, look. All you've got to do is come in, sing a couple of songs. Now, look. All you've got to do is come in, sing a couple of songs.
242 00:13:44,534 00:13:47,704 Dance a little bit, you know. We'll put you in some cool clothes. Dance a little bit, you know. We'll put you in some cool clothes.
243 00:13:47,787 00:13:52,166 And I swear on my life I will get you on the first snowmobile in the morning. And I swear on my life I will get you on the first snowmobile in the morning.
244 00:13:52,375 00:13:53,918 Bill, I barely know you, okay? Bill, I barely know you, okay?
245 00:13:54,001 00:13:55,712 - I just met you... - This is our chance! - I just met you... - This is our chance!
246 00:13:55,795 00:13:58,172 - Where's your boys? - Let's hang! We've got to hang! - Where's your boys? - Let's hang! We've got to hang!
247 00:13:58,256 00:14:03,052 Where's George Clooney? Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys! Where's George Clooney? Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys!
248 00:14:03,135 00:14:04,345 Why am I here? Why am I here?
249 00:14:04,554 00:14:07,515 Maybe you should postpone this. Do it a little later. Maybe you should postpone this. Do it a little later.
250 00:14:07,599 00:14:09,308 Is there any way? Is there any way?
251 00:14:09,392 00:14:10,602 No. No.
252 00:14:10,685 00:14:11,852 I've got to go, Bill. I've got to go, Bill.
253 00:14:11,936 00:14:17,400 There is no fucking way I am doing a live television special. There is no fucking way I am doing a live television special.
254 00:14:17,483 00:14:18,693 No way. No way.
255 00:14:18,901 00:14:20,361 I think I'm hearing you. I think I'm hearing you.
256 00:14:21,446 00:14:23,155 Look who's here, everybody! Look who's here, everybody!
257 00:14:30,079 00:14:34,709 Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪ Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪
258 00:14:35,960 00:14:40,965 - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
259 00:14:41,048 00:14:44,719 Way up in the sky, little lamb ♪ Way up in the sky, little lamb ♪
260 00:14:46,178 00:14:50,933 - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ - ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪
261 00:14:51,016 00:14:55,688 A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪ A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪
262 00:14:55,772 00:15:00,318 With a tail as big as a kite ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪
263 00:15:00,526 00:15:05,824 With a tail as big as a kite ♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪
264 00:15:08,326 00:15:12,246 Said the little lamb To the shepherd boy ♪ Said the little lamb To the shepherd boy ♪
265 00:15:12,455 00:15:14,290 Shepherd boy ♪ Shepherd boy ♪
266 00:15:14,499 00:15:19,044 - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪
267 00:15:19,128 00:15:22,674 Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy ♪ Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy ♪
268 00:15:22,757 00:15:24,342 Shepherd boy ♪ Shepherd boy ♪
269 00:15:24,550 00:15:29,138 - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ - ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪
270 00:15:29,221 00:15:33,934 A song, a song, high above the trees ♪ A song, a song, high above the trees ♪
271 00:15:34,018 00:15:38,230 With a voice as big as the sea ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
272 00:15:38,898 00:15:44,278 With a voice as big as the sea ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
273 00:15:49,325 00:15:53,245 Said the shepherd boy To the mighty king ♪ Said the shepherd boy To the mighty king ♪
274 00:15:53,329 00:15:55,039 Mighty king ♪ Mighty king ♪
275 00:15:55,122 00:16:00,127 - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪
276 00:16:00,211 00:16:03,548 In your palace warm, mighty king ♪ In your palace warm, mighty king ♪
277 00:16:03,631 00:16:05,049 Mighty king ♪ Mighty king ♪
278 00:16:05,257 00:16:09,970 - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ - ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪
279 00:16:10,054 00:16:15,142 A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪ A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪
280 00:16:15,226 00:16:19,814 Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪
281 00:16:19,898 00:16:25,194 Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪
282 00:16:27,196 00:16:28,030 Together. Together.
283 00:16:28,113 00:16:33,745 Said the king to the people everywhere ♪ Said the king to the people everywhere ♪
284 00:16:33,828 00:16:38,833 Listen to what I say Listen to what I say ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say ♪
285 00:16:38,917 00:16:43,880 - ♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere! ♪ - ♪ Everywhere! - ♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere! ♪ - ♪ Everywhere! ♪
286 00:16:43,963 00:16:49,051 Listen to what I say Listen to what I say... ♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say... ♪
287 00:16:49,134 00:16:50,595 Hold it. Wait a second. Hold it. Wait a second.
288 00:16:51,763 00:16:53,305 Is that us? Is that us?
289 00:16:53,389 00:16:55,307 - Chris? - Who cut the power? - Chris? - Who cut the power?
290 00:16:55,391 00:16:57,435 - Are we still... - Go to tape. - Are we still... - Go to tape.
291 00:16:57,518 00:16:58,519 Chris? Chris?
292 00:16:58,603 00:17:02,064 With a voice as big as the sea ♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪
293 00:17:03,900 00:17:05,025 Chris? Chris?
294 00:17:06,068 00:17:07,194 Rocky? Rocky?
295 00:17:07,278 00:17:08,738 Don't try to step off of this. Don't try to step off of this.
296 00:17:10,698 00:17:11,699 Where's Chris? Where's Chris?
297 00:17:11,908 00:17:14,702 He's gone. And so are we. He's gone. And so are we.
298 00:17:14,786 00:17:18,122 Oh, my God. It's out on the entire Eastern seaboard. Oh, my God. It's out on the entire Eastern seaboard.
299 00:17:18,330 00:17:21,041 Pack it up, kids. We're out of here. Pack it up, kids. We're out of here.
300 00:17:21,250 00:17:24,462 Amazing. This is good news. Force majeure. Amazing. This is good news. Force majeure.
301 00:17:24,545 00:17:27,339 Your contract was voided. You know what this means? Your contract was voided. You know what this means?
302 00:17:27,423 00:17:29,968 You're off the hook. Insurance will cover all of this. You're off the hook. Insurance will cover all of this.
303 00:17:30,050 00:17:33,053 Yeah. It's been a living hell. Yeah. It's been a living hell.
304 00:17:33,137 00:17:34,472 See you on the next one, Bill. See you on the next one, Bill.
305 00:17:36,432 00:17:38,058 Not if there's a God above. Not if there's a God above.
306 00:17:43,314 00:17:44,649 Well, thank you... Well, thank you...
307 00:17:46,776 00:17:49,695 Thank you, everyone. Have a merry Christmas. Thank you, everyone. Have a merry Christmas.
308 00:17:50,905 00:17:51,864 Okay. Okay.
309 00:17:59,664 00:18:01,123 - Bill. - Paul. - Bill. - Paul.
310 00:18:01,206 00:18:03,125 - Yeah? - Where are we going? - Yeah? - Where are we going?
311 00:18:03,793 00:18:06,504 - You haven't quit drinking yet, have you? - Should I? - You haven't quit drinking yet, have you? - Should I?
312 00:18:08,006 00:18:09,381 Good man. Good man.
313 00:18:19,892 00:18:22,520 Chris and I sounded pretty good there for a minute or two. Chris and I sounded pretty good there for a minute or two.
314 00:18:23,187 00:18:24,814 I was moved. I was moved.
315 00:18:25,815 00:18:28,067 Well, I thought it was beautiful. Well, I thought it was beautiful.
316 00:18:28,150 00:18:29,276 Ah, thank you. Ah, thank you.
317 00:18:29,360 00:18:33,072 The heat's off in here, fellas. This will help keep you warm. The heat's off in here, fellas. This will help keep you warm.
318 00:18:33,280 00:18:38,995 Well, you, or this, is the nicest thing that's happened to me all day. To you... Well, you, or this, is the nicest thing that's happened to me all day. To you...
319 00:18:40,621 00:18:44,249 It's Christmas Eve. It's my favorite night of the year. It's Christmas Eve. It's my favorite night of the year.
320 00:18:44,917 00:18:49,380 The power is out. The storm is raging outside. The power is out. The storm is raging outside.
321 00:18:49,463 00:18:51,465 We're in here all cozy. We're in here all cozy.
322 00:18:52,675 00:18:53,718 For now. For now.
323 00:18:54,385 00:18:55,594 For now. For now.
324 00:18:56,387 00:19:00,892 Have another sip. Warm up, hon. 'Cause, baby, it's cold outside. Have another sip. Warm up, hon. 'Cause, baby, it's cold outside.
325 00:19:02,267 00:19:03,728 Can't you stick around? Can't you stick around?
326 00:19:04,812 00:19:07,356 I really can't stay ♪ I really can't stay ♪
327 00:19:07,439 00:19:10,192 Baby, it's cold outside ♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪
328 00:19:10,860 00:19:12,862 I've got to go away ♪ I've got to go away ♪
329 00:19:13,071 00:19:15,406 I'm not kidding. It's really cold out. I'm not kidding. It's really cold out.
330 00:19:16,198 00:19:21,954 This evening has been so very nice ♪ This evening has been so very nice ♪
331 00:19:22,162 00:19:26,417 Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪ Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪
332 00:19:26,625 00:19:29,253 My mother will start to worry ♪ My mother will start to worry ♪
333 00:19:29,336 00:19:31,672 Your hands are like ice. Let me do this to you. Your hands are like ice. Let me do this to you.
334 00:19:31,756 00:19:34,592 And father will be pacing the floor ♪ And father will be pacing the floor ♪
335 00:19:34,800 00:19:36,677 Listen to that fireplace roar ♪ Listen to that fireplace roar ♪
336 00:19:36,761 00:19:39,889 So really I'd better scurry ♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪
337 00:19:39,972 00:19:42,141 You're too darn pretty to worry ♪ You're too darn pretty to worry ♪
338 00:19:42,224 00:19:45,061 Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪ Well, maybe just a half a drink more ♪
339 00:19:45,144 00:19:47,312 Okay, you flip the records while I pour. Okay, you flip the records while I pour.
340 00:19:47,396 00:19:49,607 The neighbors might think... ♪ The neighbors might think... ♪
341 00:19:49,690 00:19:52,110 Baby, it's really bad out there. Baby, it's really bad out there.
342 00:19:52,192 00:19:54,653 Ooh, what's in this drink? ♪ Ooh, what's in this drink? ♪
343 00:19:54,737 00:19:57,698 You couldn't get a cab if your life depended on it. You couldn't get a cab if your life depended on it.
344 00:19:57,782 00:20:00,659 I wish I knew how ♪ I wish I knew how ♪
345 00:20:01,577 00:20:03,537 To break this spell ♪ To break this spell ♪
346 00:20:03,746 00:20:06,958 This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now. This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now.
347 00:20:08,042 00:20:10,461 I ought to say no, no, no, sir ♪ I ought to say no, no, no, sir ♪
348 00:20:10,544 00:20:13,464 I'm going to move in much closer ♪ I'm going to move in much closer ♪
349 00:20:13,672 00:20:16,300 At least I'm going to say that I tried ♪ At least I'm going to say that I tried ♪
350 00:20:16,508 00:20:18,218 Duly noted, you have tried. Duly noted, you have tried.
351 00:20:18,302 00:20:20,096 I really can't stay ♪ I really can't stay ♪
352 00:20:20,304 00:20:22,389 Oh, baby, don't hold out on me, please. Oh, baby, don't hold out on me, please.
353 00:20:22,598 00:20:28,187 Ah, but it's cold outside ♪ Ah, but it's cold outside ♪
354 00:20:28,854 00:20:31,356 Here, look at these hands of yours. This is ridiculous. Here, look at these hands of yours. This is ridiculous.
355 00:20:31,440 00:20:32,900 Here, put them right under here. Here, put them right under here.
356 00:20:32,984 00:20:35,694 This is the second warmest spot on the human body. This is the second warmest spot on the human body.
357 00:20:35,903 00:20:37,155 This is an old native trick. This is an old native trick.
358 00:20:37,237 00:20:40,616 This can keep your fingers from freezing, turning black and falling off. This can keep your fingers from freezing, turning black and falling off.
359 00:20:40,825 00:20:43,119 I'd hate it if you could never wear gloves again. I'd hate it if you could never wear gloves again.
360 00:20:43,202 00:20:45,579 I don't think I could forgive myself. I don't think I could forgive myself.
361 00:20:45,663 00:20:48,166 Here. Where's... Give me the other one. Here. Where's... Give me the other one.
362 00:20:49,625 00:20:52,544 There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪ There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪
363 00:20:52,753 00:20:54,964 Think of my life-long sorrow ♪ Think of my life-long sorrow ♪
364 00:20:55,173 00:20:57,800 At least there will be plenty implied ♪ At least there will be plenty implied ♪
365 00:20:58,009 00:20:59,802 You get pneumonia and die, it'd be my fault. You get pneumonia and die, it'd be my fault.
366 00:21:00,011 00:21:02,304 I really can't stay ♪ I really can't stay ♪
367 00:21:02,387 00:21:04,556 You've just got to trust me on this. You've just got to trust me on this.
368 00:21:04,640 00:21:08,268 Ah, but it's cold ♪ Ah, but it's cold ♪
369 00:21:08,352 00:21:13,357 Outside ♪ Outside ♪
370 00:21:17,736 00:21:22,491 Wow. You are so wasted on the hospitality industry. Wow. You are so wasted on the hospitality industry.
371 00:21:25,619 00:21:28,206 Oh, the chefs! I've got to go. Oh, the chefs! I've got to go.
372 00:21:28,288 00:21:31,250 - Oh, let me help. Paul, watch the piano. - Alright. - Oh, let me help. Paul, watch the piano. - Alright.
373 00:21:32,877 00:21:35,254 The refrigerators are down. The refrigerators are down.
374 00:21:35,337 00:21:37,840 The chefs are freaking out. The chefs are freaking out.
375 00:21:40,009 00:21:41,677 Hey, are you guys okay? Hey, are you guys okay?
376 00:21:43,221 00:21:44,680 She's dying. She's dying.
377 00:21:44,763 00:21:46,598 You mean she's melting. You mean she's melting.
378 00:21:47,641 00:21:49,060 I mean dying. I mean dying.
379 00:21:49,143 00:21:51,103 It's a catastrophe! It's a catastrophe!
380 00:21:51,187 00:21:52,479 It's a disaster! It's a disaster!
381 00:21:53,689 00:21:56,067 It's not a disaster, it's a celebration! It's not a disaster, it's a celebration!
382 00:21:56,734 00:21:59,319 Tonight will go down as the greatest night Tonight will go down as the greatest night
383 00:21:59,403 00:22:02,406 in the history of the Carlyle Hotel. in the history of the Carlyle Hotel.
384 00:22:02,489 00:22:05,492 Your beautiful food will not die. Your beautiful food will not die.
385 00:22:05,576 00:22:07,161 It will live forever. It will live forever.
386 00:22:07,245 00:22:09,205 Because we will consume all of it! Because we will consume all of it!
387 00:22:09,872 00:22:12,583 Now, quickly, form a human chain. Now, quickly, form a human chain.
388 00:22:12,666 00:22:15,335 Pass all the food. Up to the bar. Pass all the food. Up to the bar.
389 00:22:16,837 00:22:19,757 All women, grab lobsters and vegetables. All women, grab lobsters and vegetables.
390 00:22:19,840 00:22:22,676 Men, any meat that's hanging. Men, any meat that's hanging.
391 00:22:22,760 00:22:24,220 Someone get ice cream. Someone get ice cream.
392 00:22:37,566 00:22:41,070 You look like you'd like to have your photograph taken with me. You look like you'd like to have your photograph taken with me.
393 00:22:41,737 00:22:42,738 What? What?
394 00:22:42,821 00:22:46,117 I notice that seems to really cheer people up a lot when they do that. I notice that seems to really cheer people up a lot when they do that.
395 00:22:46,200 00:22:47,826 They get big smiles. They get big smiles.
396 00:22:47,910 00:22:50,579 I don't think that's really going to do the trick right now. I don't think that's really going to do the trick right now.
397 00:22:51,247 00:22:55,042 I saw a cake. It looked a lot like a wedding cake. I saw a cake. It looked a lot like a wedding cake.
398 00:22:55,126 00:22:56,543 A lot... A lot...
399 00:22:56,627 00:22:57,795 Is that yours? Is that yours?
400 00:22:58,462 00:23:00,339 It was supposed to be. It was supposed to be.
401 00:23:00,422 00:23:02,466 But now... no wedding. But now... no wedding.
402 00:23:03,134 00:23:07,763 Because none of our family or friends or guests could make it in. Because none of our family or friends or guests could make it in.
403 00:23:07,846 00:23:09,723 So it's ruined. So it's ruined.
404 00:23:11,142 00:23:12,893 Well, you're preaching to the choir. Well, you're preaching to the choir.
405 00:23:13,560 00:23:15,271 We had to cancel everything. We had to cancel everything.
406 00:23:16,396 00:23:19,984 Our dream Bahamas honeymoon, everything. Our dream Bahamas honeymoon, everything.
407 00:23:20,818 00:23:25,697 And then we're trapped in here, so sad and angry And then we're trapped in here, so sad and angry
408 00:23:25,781 00:23:27,241 and things just have gotten... and things just have gotten...
409 00:23:29,285 00:23:33,664 Elliot, my fiancé, and I just started fighting. Elliot, my fiancé, and I just started fighting.
410 00:23:34,332 00:23:35,666 Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I bet.
411 00:23:36,875 00:23:40,712 So Elliot caused the blizzard. That bastard. So Elliot caused the blizzard. That bastard.
412 00:23:42,506 00:23:44,633 He ruined my TV special. Where is he? He ruined my TV special. Where is he?
413 00:23:45,301 00:23:46,969 I think he's in the bar. I think he's in the bar.
414 00:23:47,052 00:23:48,846 Well, he's a little smart. Well, he's a little smart.
415 00:23:48,929 00:23:50,139 Want to come in? Want to come in?
416 00:23:50,806 00:23:52,516 They're giving away lobster. They're giving away lobster.
417 00:23:54,601 00:23:59,064 You know, I have a theory about getting married. You know, I have a theory about getting married.
418 00:23:59,148 00:24:03,652 And when I fall in love, I have vowed to practice it. And when I fall in love, I have vowed to practice it.
419 00:24:04,320 00:24:05,821 Would you like to hear it? Would you like to hear it?
420 00:24:07,072 00:24:08,448 Not really. Not really.
421 00:24:09,116 00:24:10,951 - Cool... - Thanks. - Cool... - Thanks.
422 00:24:11,035 00:24:14,372 Alright, well, if you get hungry or thirsty... Alright, well, if you get hungry or thirsty...
423 00:24:20,752 00:24:23,297 Oh, this is an improvement. This is much better. Oh, this is an improvement. This is much better.
424 00:24:23,505 00:24:25,383 Much, much better. Much, much better.
425 00:24:26,050 00:24:27,801 Something is missing, though. Something is missing, though.
426 00:24:28,468 00:24:31,930 We've got food. We've got booze. We've got attractive people. We've got food. We've got booze. We've got attractive people.
427 00:24:33,224 00:24:35,976 - We need music. Christmas music. - Oh, music. - We need music. Christmas music. - Oh, music.
428 00:24:36,185 00:24:38,062 We need someone to sing a Christmas carol. We need someone to sing a Christmas carol.
429 00:24:38,145 00:24:41,106 We need a volunteer and that person is going to be you, Dimitri. We need a volunteer and that person is going to be you, Dimitri.
430 00:24:41,315 00:24:43,150 Come on, you Macedonian madman. Come on, you Macedonian madman.
431 00:24:43,234 00:24:45,819 No, Mr. Murray, please. No, no, no. I can't. No, Mr. Murray, please. No, no, no. I can't.
432 00:24:46,028 00:24:47,738 You've got to dig deep in your history. You've got to dig deep in your history.
433 00:24:47,821 00:24:51,116 You've got to go deep, to your childhood, your infancy, if necessary, You've got to go deep, to your childhood, your infancy, if necessary,
434 00:24:51,200 00:24:52,910 and just bring us a Christmas carol. and just bring us a Christmas carol.
435 00:24:52,993 00:24:54,745 A one, two... A one, two...
436 00:24:54,953 00:24:58,665 On the first day of Christmas my... ♪ On the first day of Christmas my... ♪
437 00:24:58,874 00:25:02,127 You're not a singer. And we don't have time to find out if you're a dancer. You're not a singer. And we don't have time to find out if you're a dancer.
438 00:25:02,211 00:25:04,880 Let's try this fellow. Scooter, give us something. Let's try this fellow. Scooter, give us something.
439 00:25:04,963 00:25:06,506 I know you know something. Come on. I know you know something. Come on.
440 00:25:18,727 00:25:20,479 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
441 00:25:20,562 00:25:24,400 You guys... are both not working out right. You guys... are both not working out right.
442 00:25:24,608 00:25:27,819 Come on, my little brandy angel. You've got... Look at you. Come on, my little brandy angel. You've got... Look at you.
443 00:25:27,903 00:25:29,571 I can... Something... I can... Something...
444 00:25:29,654 00:25:34,368 Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen ♪
445 00:25:34,452 00:25:39,164 When the snow lay round about Cool and crisp and even ♪ When the snow lay round about Cool and crisp and even ♪
446 00:25:39,373 00:25:41,292 I could watch you sing that all night long. I could watch you sing that all night long.
447 00:25:41,375 00:25:43,961 But no one knows the second verse, am I right? No one? But no one knows the second verse, am I right? No one?
448 00:25:44,044 00:25:46,004 - You're done with it, right? - Yeah. - You're done with it, right? - Yeah.
449 00:25:46,088 00:25:48,132 Sorry. Okay... Sorry. Okay...
450 00:25:48,215 00:25:50,884 I'm going to you guys. You're going to be my Hail Mary. I'm going to you guys. You're going to be my Hail Mary.
451 00:25:50,968 00:25:54,472 How about you fellas play something that nobody knows. How about you fellas play something that nobody knows.
452 00:25:57,682 00:25:58,850 A pleasure. Key of "D"? A pleasure. Key of "D"?
453 00:25:58,934 00:26:00,811 Sure, yes. Sure, yes.
454 00:26:08,860 00:26:12,364 When you find for some sad reason ♪ When you find for some sad reason ♪
455 00:26:13,031 00:26:17,369 You're alone this Christmas season ♪ You're alone this Christmas season ♪
456 00:26:17,453 00:26:21,039 And the joys of home grow dimmer ♪ And the joys of home grow dimmer ♪
457 00:26:21,123 00:26:24,668 Just like a memory's distant glimmer ♪ Just like a memory's distant glimmer ♪
458 00:26:24,751 00:26:26,211 Mr. Sandman, I need help. Mr. Sandman, I need help.
459 00:26:26,420 00:26:29,381 When your love and you are parted ♪ When your love and you are parted ♪
460 00:26:29,465 00:26:34,636 Can you get in here? Just hit it. Just you. Just... Just... Do it. Can you get in here? Just hit it. Just you. Just... Just... Do it.
461 00:26:34,845 00:26:37,889 It's sad, I say, when you're away ♪ It's sad, I say, when you're away ♪
462 00:26:37,973 00:26:38,974 You're a natural. You're a natural.
463 00:26:39,057 00:26:42,060 From love on Christmas Day ♪ From love on Christmas Day ♪
464 00:26:43,603 00:26:46,273 Why the sadness? ♪ Why the sadness? ♪
465 00:26:46,357 00:26:47,774 You got to move on ♪ You got to move on ♪
466 00:26:47,858 00:26:50,361 When there should be gladness ♪ When there should be gladness ♪
467 00:26:50,444 00:26:51,820 Keep moving on ♪ Keep moving on ♪
468 00:26:51,903 00:26:56,700 All you can do is keep moving on ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪
469 00:26:59,995 00:27:02,206 Time is mending ♪ Time is mending ♪
470 00:27:02,414 00:27:03,790 You've got to move on ♪ You've got to move on ♪
471 00:27:03,874 00:27:06,418 Pain, too, has its ending ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪
472 00:27:06,502 00:27:08,462 Keep moving on ♪ Keep moving on ♪
473 00:27:08,546 00:27:13,342 Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪
474 00:27:18,930 00:27:22,851 Whether cruising the lonely highway ♪ Whether cruising the lonely highway ♪
475 00:27:22,934 00:27:27,147 Or jetting miles high Through some skyway ♪ Or jetting miles high Through some skyway ♪
476 00:27:27,231 00:27:30,859 When you've reached your destination ♪ When you've reached your destination ♪
477 00:27:30,942 00:27:35,239 Awaiting baggage from the station ♪ Awaiting baggage from the station ♪
478 00:27:35,447 00:27:39,201 When you see some happy greeters ♪ When you see some happy greeters ♪
479 00:27:39,284 00:27:43,872 It can make your bitter sweeter ♪ It can make your bitter sweeter ♪
480 00:27:43,955 00:27:47,876 But still for real, it's sad to feel ♪ But still for real, it's sad to feel ♪
481 00:27:47,959 00:27:51,255 Alone on Christmas Day ♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪
482 00:27:52,423 00:27:55,133 Why the sadness? ♪ Why the sadness? ♪
483 00:27:55,217 00:27:56,510 You got to move on ♪ You got to move on ♪
484 00:27:56,594 00:27:59,304 When there should be gladness ♪ When there should be gladness ♪
485 00:27:59,388 00:28:00,680 Keep moving on ♪ Keep moving on ♪
486 00:28:00,764 00:28:06,061 All you can do is keep moving on ♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪
487 00:28:08,730 00:28:11,024 Time is mending ♪ Time is mending ♪
488 00:28:11,108 00:28:12,943 You've got to move on ♪ You've got to move on ♪
489 00:28:13,026 00:28:15,153 Pain, too, has its ending ♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪
490 00:28:15,362 00:28:17,114 Keep moving on ♪ Keep moving on ♪
491 00:28:17,197 00:28:22,286 Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪ Know in your heart It soon will be gone ♪
492 00:28:43,098 00:28:46,226 And you guys can cook, too. Wow, you're going to be a real catch. And you guys can cook, too. Wow, you're going to be a real catch.
493 00:28:51,690 00:28:52,941 You're Elliot. You're Elliot.
494 00:28:53,150 00:28:56,403 - How'd you know that? - I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. - How'd you know that? - I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present.
495 00:28:56,487 00:28:57,696 I'm here to warn you. I'm here to warn you.
496 00:28:57,904 00:28:59,781 Sorry, sir, but I'm not in the mood. Sorry, sir, but I'm not in the mood.
497 00:28:59,864 00:29:00,907 For love. For love.
498 00:29:01,116 00:29:06,705 The question is, are you in the mood for a lifetime of regret and loneliness? The question is, are you in the mood for a lifetime of regret and loneliness?
499 00:29:06,913 00:29:08,081 Please go away. Please go away.
500 00:29:08,290 00:29:12,043 I can't. I'm a ghost. I've got to keep haunting and haunting and haunting. I can't. I'm a ghost. I've got to keep haunting and haunting and haunting.
501 00:29:13,378 00:29:15,547 There's a lovely girl in the lobby, crying. There's a lovely girl in the lobby, crying.
502 00:29:15,631 00:29:17,675 And not over her dead wedding cake. And not over her dead wedding cake.
503 00:29:17,757 00:29:19,801 - See you in a minute. - Wait... - See you in a minute. - Wait...
504 00:29:20,802 00:29:24,764 Peaches, love's got an up button and a down button Peaches, love's got an up button and a down button
505 00:29:24,848 00:29:27,058 and you decide which one to push. and you decide which one to push.
506 00:29:27,142 00:29:28,185 What? What?
507 00:29:28,268 00:29:29,936 You ever try a "soiled kimono"? You ever try a "soiled kimono"?
508 00:29:30,020 00:29:31,730 - No. I... - Just drink it. - No. I... - Just drink it.
509 00:29:33,691 00:29:35,734 That's it. There you go. That's it. There you go.
510 00:29:36,485 00:29:37,528 And listen. And listen.
511 00:29:44,075 00:29:45,118 Hey, Paul. Hey, Paul.
512 00:29:57,214 00:29:58,423 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
513 00:29:58,632 00:30:01,301 The snow's coming down ♪ The snow's coming down ♪
514 00:30:01,385 00:30:02,553 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
515 00:30:02,636 00:30:05,222 I'm watching it fall ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪
516 00:30:05,305 00:30:06,473 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
517 00:30:06,557 00:30:09,142 Lots of people around ♪ Lots of people around ♪
518 00:30:09,226 00:30:10,394 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
519 00:30:10,477 00:30:13,522 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
520 00:30:13,731 00:30:14,773 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
521 00:30:14,856 00:30:17,150 The church bells in town ♪ The church bells in town ♪
522 00:30:17,234 00:30:18,360 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
523 00:30:18,443 00:30:21,154 Are ringing in song ♪ Are ringing in song ♪
524 00:30:21,238 00:30:22,447 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
525 00:30:22,531 00:30:24,991 What a happy sound ♪ What a happy sound ♪
526 00:30:25,075 00:30:26,117 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
527 00:30:26,326 00:30:29,621 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
528 00:30:29,705 00:30:33,792 They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
529 00:30:33,875 00:30:37,588 But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
530 00:30:37,671 00:30:41,091 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
531 00:30:41,299 00:30:44,844 And all the fun we had last year ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
532 00:30:44,928 00:30:46,430 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
533 00:30:46,513 00:30:48,973 Pretty lights on the tree ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪
534 00:30:49,057 00:30:50,100 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
535 00:30:50,308 00:30:52,852 I'm watching them shine ♪ I'm watching them shine ♪
536 00:30:52,936 00:30:54,396 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
537 00:30:54,479 00:30:56,898 You should be here with me ♪ You should be here with me ♪
538 00:30:56,981 00:30:58,442 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
539 00:30:58,525 00:31:01,194 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
540 00:31:01,403 00:31:05,657 They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
541 00:31:05,741 00:31:09,453 But it's not like Christmas at all ♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
542 00:31:09,536 00:31:13,373 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
543 00:31:13,457 00:31:17,168 And all the fun we had last year ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
544 00:31:17,252 00:31:18,545 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
545 00:31:18,629 00:31:21,047 If there was a way ♪ If there was a way ♪
546 00:31:21,256 00:31:22,340 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
547 00:31:22,424 00:31:25,009 I'd hold back these tears ♪ I'd hold back these tears ♪
548 00:31:25,218 00:31:26,428 Christmas ♪ Christmas ♪
549 00:31:26,511 00:31:29,139 But it's Christmas Day ♪ But it's Christmas Day ♪
550 00:31:29,222 00:31:30,056 Please ♪ Please ♪
551 00:31:30,140 00:31:31,349 Please ♪ Please ♪
552 00:31:31,433 00:31:32,309 Please ♪ Please ♪
553 00:31:32,392 00:31:33,268 Please ♪ Please ♪
554 00:31:33,477 00:31:37,606 Please, please, please, please ♪ Please, please, please, please ♪
555 00:31:37,689 00:31:42,444 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
556 00:31:42,527 00:31:45,489 Oh ♪ Oh ♪
557 00:31:45,572 00:31:49,409 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
558 00:31:49,493 00:31:53,831 Baby, please come home ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
559 00:31:53,913 00:31:58,251 Oh ♪ Oh ♪
560 00:31:58,335 00:32:02,798 Whoo ♪ Whoo ♪
561 00:32:02,881 00:32:06,092 Oh ♪ Oh ♪
562 00:32:06,176 00:32:09,638 Please come home ♪ Please come home ♪
563 00:32:09,721 00:32:12,015 Baby, please come ♪ Baby, please come ♪
564 00:32:12,223 00:32:15,894 Hey ♪ Hey ♪
565 00:32:17,061 00:32:21,316 Oh ♪ Oh ♪
566 00:32:21,399 00:32:25,195 Hey ♪ Hey ♪
567 00:32:26,530 00:32:28,740 Yeah! Yeah!
568 00:32:40,043 00:32:41,712 Does anyone want a piece of cake? Does anyone want a piece of cake?
569 00:32:44,214 00:32:45,716 I think she means you. I think she means you.
570 00:33:02,566 00:33:04,693 Okay, now tell me your theory of love. Okay, now tell me your theory of love.
571 00:33:05,985 00:33:08,154 Well, it's really more of a philosophy. Well, it's really more of a philosophy.
572 00:33:09,030 00:33:10,073 Whatever. Whatever.
573 00:33:12,200 00:33:16,120 Try to remember the specific moment... Try to remember the specific moment...
574 00:33:18,248 00:33:23,545 the exact second when you knew that you were really in love. the exact second when you knew that you were really in love.
575 00:33:25,046 00:33:27,632 Not a time or a date or a trip. Not a time or a date or a trip.
576 00:33:28,216 00:33:34,097 But the instant that you knew for sure But the instant that you knew for sure
577 00:33:34,180 00:33:35,473 you were in love. you were in love.
578 00:33:40,270 00:33:41,312 And then what? And then what?
579 00:33:42,522 00:33:43,899 And then sing about it. And then sing about it.
580 00:33:44,649 00:33:45,692 To you? To you?
581 00:33:46,902 00:33:47,945 To each other. To each other.
582 00:33:51,615 00:33:53,032 But I'll probably listen. But I'll probably listen.
583 00:34:00,624 00:34:04,002 It was late last night ♪ It was late last night ♪
584 00:34:04,795 00:34:08,548 I was feeling something wasn't right ♪ I was feeling something wasn't right ♪
585 00:34:09,215 00:34:13,303 There was not another soul in sight ♪ There was not another soul in sight ♪
586 00:34:13,386 00:34:17,348 Only you, only you ♪ Only you, only you ♪
587 00:34:17,432 00:34:22,020 So I walked along ♪ So I walked along ♪
588 00:34:22,103 00:34:26,316 Though I knew That there was something wrong ♪ Though I knew That there was something wrong ♪
589 00:34:26,399 00:34:30,236 'Cause the feeling I had Was so strong ♪ 'Cause the feeling I had Was so strong ♪
590 00:34:30,320 00:34:34,783 About you ♪ About you ♪
591 00:34:34,866 00:34:38,286 Then you gazed up at me ♪ Then you gazed up at me ♪
592 00:34:39,162 00:34:42,540 And the answer was plain to see ♪ And the answer was plain to see ♪
593 00:34:43,333 00:34:47,420 'Cause I saw the light ♪ 'Cause I saw the light ♪
594 00:34:47,504 00:34:51,299 In your eyes ♪ In your eyes ♪
595 00:34:51,508 00:34:55,470 In your eyes ♪ In your eyes ♪
596 00:34:56,095 00:34:59,599 Though we had our fling ♪ Though we had our fling ♪
597 00:35:00,642 00:35:03,728 I just never would suspect a thing ♪ I just never would suspect a thing ♪
598 00:35:04,604 00:35:07,816 Until that little bell began to ring ♪ Until that little bell began to ring ♪
599 00:35:08,483 00:35:12,445 In my head, in my head ♪ In my head, in my head ♪
600 00:35:13,071 00:35:16,700 But I tried to run ♪ But I tried to run ♪
601 00:35:17,367 00:35:21,579 Though I knew it wouldn't help me none ♪ Though I knew it wouldn't help me none ♪
602 00:35:21,663 00:35:25,500 'Cause I couldn't ever love no one ♪ 'Cause I couldn't ever love no one ♪
603 00:35:25,583 00:35:29,838 So I said ♪ So I said ♪
604 00:35:30,047 00:35:33,550 'Cause my feelings for you ♪ 'Cause my feelings for you ♪
605 00:35:34,425 00:35:38,179 Were just something I never knew ♪ Were just something I never knew ♪
606 00:35:38,388 00:35:39,931 'Til I saw ♪ 'Til I saw ♪
607 00:35:41,016 00:35:42,433 The light ♪ The light ♪
608 00:35:42,517 00:35:46,980 In your eyes ♪ In your eyes ♪
609 00:35:47,064 00:35:50,525 In your eyes ♪ In your eyes ♪
610 00:35:54,654 00:35:56,698 Do-do-be-do ♪ Do-do-be-do ♪
611 00:35:59,076 00:36:01,327 Do-do-do-do ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪
612 00:36:08,043 00:36:12,505 But I love you best ♪ But I love you best ♪
613 00:36:12,589 00:36:16,134 It's not something that I say in jest ♪ It's not something that I say in jest ♪
614 00:36:16,885 00:36:20,889 'Cause you're different, girl From all the rest ♪ 'Cause you're different, girl From all the rest ♪
615 00:36:20,972 00:36:25,393 In my eyes ♪ In my eyes ♪
616 00:36:25,476 00:36:29,147 And I ran out before ♪ And I ran out before ♪
617 00:36:29,773 00:36:33,234 But I won't do it anymore ♪ But I won't do it anymore ♪
618 00:36:33,944 00:36:37,822 Can't you see the light ♪ Can't you see the light ♪
619 00:36:37,906 00:36:42,368 In my eyes ♪ In my eyes ♪
620 00:36:42,452 00:36:46,539 In my eyes ♪ In my eyes ♪
621 00:36:46,748 00:36:49,000 In my ♪ In my ♪
622 00:36:49,084 00:36:55,090 Eyes ♪ Eyes ♪
623 00:37:02,180 00:37:03,598 Will you marry me? Will you marry me?
624 00:37:03,681 00:37:04,724 Yes. Yes.
625 00:37:05,767 00:37:08,770 By the power invested in me by the Writers Guild of America, By the power invested in me by the Writers Guild of America,
626 00:37:08,853 00:37:11,439 the Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild... the Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild...
627 00:37:12,273 00:37:14,859 I'm also on the wait list to the Teamsters Union... I'm also on the wait list to the Teamsters Union...
628 00:37:15,443 00:37:19,948 I now pronounce you two officially reengaged. I now pronounce you two officially reengaged.
629 00:37:28,832 00:37:31,626 It's 12:01. Merry Christmas, everybody. It's 12:01. Merry Christmas, everybody.
630 00:37:31,709 00:37:32,752 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
631 00:37:32,961 00:37:36,131 - Merry Christmas. - Alright. - Merry Christmas. - Alright.
632 00:37:36,214 00:37:37,256 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
633 00:37:38,175 00:37:41,761 We're going to have to make a Christmas decision. We're going to have to make a Christmas decision.
634 00:37:41,845 00:37:45,974 It's either Slovenia or Mexico, folks. It's your choice. It's either Slovenia or Mexico, folks. It's your choice.
635 00:37:46,183 00:37:47,266 Here we go! Here we go!
636 00:37:57,110 00:38:01,781 It was Christmas Eve, babe ♪ It was Christmas Eve, babe ♪
637 00:38:01,865 00:38:05,535 In the drunk tank ♪ In the drunk tank ♪
638 00:38:06,369 00:38:09,164 An old man said to me ♪ An old man said to me ♪
639 00:38:10,456 00:38:13,251 Won't see another one ♪ Won't see another one ♪
640 00:38:14,878 00:38:18,131 And then he sang to me ♪ And then he sang to me ♪
641 00:38:19,049 00:38:22,385 "The Rare Old Mountain Dew" ♪ "The Rare Old Mountain Dew" ♪
642 00:38:23,094 00:38:25,930 I turned my face away ♪ I turned my face away ♪
643 00:38:27,140 00:38:31,144 And dreamed about you ♪ And dreamed about you ♪
644 00:38:31,936 00:38:34,856 Got on a lucky one ♪ Got on a lucky one ♪
645 00:38:36,399 00:38:39,819 Came in 18 to 1 ♪ Came in 18 to 1 ♪
646 00:38:41,154 00:38:44,365 I got a feeling ♪ I got a feeling ♪
647 00:38:44,448 00:38:48,452 This year's for me and you ♪ This year's for me and you ♪
648 00:38:49,620 00:38:53,083 So happy Christmas ♪ So happy Christmas ♪
649 00:38:53,833 00:38:57,754 I love you, baby ♪ I love you, baby ♪
650 00:38:58,504 00:39:01,925 I can see a better time ♪ I can see a better time ♪
651 00:39:02,008 00:39:06,804 When all our dreams come true ♪ When all our dreams come true ♪
652 00:39:11,809 00:39:15,188 They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold ♪ They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold ♪
653 00:39:15,272 00:39:18,649 And the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old ♪ And the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old ♪
654 00:39:18,733 00:39:22,153 When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve ♪ When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve ♪
655 00:39:22,237 00:39:25,364 You promised me Broadway was waiting for me ♪ You promised me Broadway was waiting for me ♪
656 00:39:25,573 00:39:26,616 You were handsome ♪ You were handsome ♪
657 00:39:26,699 00:39:28,993 You were pretty The Queen of New York City ♪ You were pretty The Queen of New York City ♪
658 00:39:29,202 00:39:32,663 When the band finished playing They howled out for more ♪ When the band finished playing They howled out for more ♪
659 00:39:32,872 00:39:36,334 Sinatra was swinging The drunks were all singing ♪ Sinatra was swinging The drunks were all singing ♪
660 00:39:36,417 00:39:39,754 We kissed on a corner And danced through the night ♪ We kissed on a corner And danced through the night ♪
661 00:39:39,963 00:39:46,844 The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪
662 00:39:46,928 00:39:53,310 And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪
663 00:40:04,737 00:40:07,657 I could have been someone ♪ I could have been someone
664 00:40:08,658 00:40:12,620 Well, so could anyone ♪ Well, so could anyone ♪
665 00:40:12,829 00:40:16,207 You took my dreams from me ♪ You took my dreams from me ♪
666 00:40:16,415 00:40:19,919 When I first found you ♪ When I first found you ♪
667 00:40:20,128 00:40:23,631 I kept them with me, babe ♪ I kept them with me, babe ♪
668 00:40:23,714 00:40:27,010 I put them with my own ♪ I put them with my own ♪
669 00:40:27,218 00:40:30,263 Can't make it all alone ♪ Can't make it all alone ♪
670 00:40:30,471 00:40:35,434 I've built my dreams around you ♪ I've built my dreams around you ♪
671 00:40:36,853 00:40:40,731 And the boys of the NYPD choir ♪ And the boys of the NYPD choir ♪
672 00:40:40,940 00:40:44,527 Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪ Were singing "Galway Bay" ♪
673 00:40:44,735 00:40:50,741 And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪
674 00:40:51,534 00:40:58,499 And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪
675 00:40:58,582 00:41:01,836 And the bells were ringing out ♪ And the bells were ringing out ♪
676 00:41:01,919 00:41:06,341 For Christmas Day ♪ For Christmas Day ♪
677 00:41:06,424 00:41:10,428 Hey ♪ Hey ♪
678 00:41:23,066 00:41:24,275 Oh, dear... Oh, dear...
679 00:41:24,359 00:41:25,402 Oh. Oh.
680 00:41:49,675 00:41:54,097 Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring-ting-tingling, too ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling Ring-ting-tingling, too ♪
681 00:41:54,972 00:42:00,228 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
682 00:42:00,311 00:42:05,483 Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪
683 00:42:05,608 00:42:09,946 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
684 00:42:10,029 00:42:11,364 George! You made it! George! You made it!
685 00:42:11,448 00:42:13,866 Well, there was traffic, so I caught a sleigh. Well, there was traffic, so I caught a sleigh.
686 00:42:14,575 00:42:16,160 And you brought Miley Cyrus. And you brought Miley Cyrus.
687 00:42:16,244 00:42:17,870 - Of course. - It's her sleigh. - Of course. - It's her sleigh.
688 00:42:17,954 00:42:20,373 Hey, save your money. Flying private, you know... Hey, save your money. Flying private, you know...
689 00:42:20,457 00:42:22,792 - It's the reindeers that'll get you. - Oh, yeah? - It's the reindeers that'll get you. - Oh, yeah?
690 00:42:22,875 00:42:24,377 Trust me. Trust me.
691 00:42:24,461 00:42:29,590 Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy cozy are we ♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy cozy are we ♪
692 00:42:29,673 00:42:32,218 We're snuggled up together Like birds... ♪ We're snuggled up together Like birds... ♪
693 00:42:32,302 00:42:34,595 - Hello, Paul. - So nice to see you. - Hello, Paul. - So nice to see you.
694 00:42:34,678 00:42:37,974 - I thought I'd make a Martini or two. - This is the place to do it. - I thought I'd make a Martini or two. - This is the place to do it.
695 00:42:38,182 00:42:40,435 Sing a chorus or two ♪ Sing a chorus or two ♪
696 00:42:40,518 00:42:45,606 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
697 00:42:47,066 00:42:49,986 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪
698 00:42:50,069 00:42:52,113 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪
699 00:42:52,655 00:42:55,492 - Hello, ladies. - Oh, my goodness. The girls are here. - Hello, ladies. - Oh, my goodness. The girls are here.
700 00:42:55,574 00:42:58,495 Hi, ladies. Are you interested in a Martini? Hi, ladies. Are you interested in a Martini?
701 00:42:59,245 00:43:03,749 Just hear those sleigh bells ringling Jing-ting-tingling, too ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells ringling Jing-ting-tingling, too ♪
702 00:43:04,667 00:43:09,880 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
703 00:43:09,964 00:43:12,049 Outside the snow is falling ♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪
704 00:43:12,133 00:43:15,345 And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪ And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo" ♪
705 00:43:15,428 00:43:20,641 Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
706 00:43:22,226 00:43:29,192 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding dong ding ♪
707 00:43:29,275 00:43:30,734 Yeah! Yeah!
708 00:43:33,612 00:43:37,241 Well... that is wonderful. Well... that is wonderful.
709 00:43:38,117 00:43:39,160 Wonderful. Wonderful.
710 00:43:40,953 00:43:44,541 These kids have got something to do. Let's go make ourselves scarce. These kids have got something to do. Let's go make ourselves scarce.
711 00:43:45,749 00:43:47,293 Gosh, it's beautiful isn't it? Gosh, it's beautiful isn't it?
712 00:43:47,377 00:43:50,463 Yeah. For a sound stage in Queens... Yeah. For a sound stage in Queens...
713 00:44:03,226 00:44:07,063 Silent night ♪ Silent night ♪
714 00:44:07,771 00:44:11,401 Holy night ♪ Holy night ♪
715 00:44:12,151 00:44:15,238 All is calm ♪ All is calm ♪
716 00:44:16,614 00:44:20,117 All is bright ♪ All is bright ♪
717 00:44:21,118 00:44:28,084 Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪
718 00:44:29,627 00:44:33,339 Holy infant ♪ Holy infant ♪
719 00:44:33,423 00:44:37,218 So tender and mild ♪ So tender and mild ♪
720 00:44:38,302 00:44:42,806 Sleep in heavenly ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
721 00:44:42,890 00:44:46,561 Peace ♪ Peace ♪
722 00:44:47,562 00:44:52,733 Sleep in heavenly peace ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
723 00:44:56,028 00:44:59,407 Silent night ♪ Silent night ♪
724 00:45:00,491 00:45:03,744 Holy night ♪ Holy night ♪
725 00:45:04,787 00:45:09,125 Shepherds quake ♪ Shepherds quake ♪
726 00:45:09,208 00:45:12,836 At the sight ♪ At the sight ♪
727 00:45:13,796 00:45:20,761 Glory stream from heaven above ♪ Glory stream from heaven above ♪
728 00:45:22,430 00:45:29,395 Heavenly hosts sing halleluiah ♪ Heavenly hosts sing halleluiah ♪
729 00:45:31,230 00:45:34,984 Christ the savior ♪ Christ the savior ♪
730 00:45:35,067 00:45:39,572 Is born ♪ Is born ♪
731 00:45:39,780 00:45:44,868 Christ the savior is born ♪ Christ the savior is born ♪
732 00:45:53,127 00:45:56,922 Silent night ♪ Silent night ♪
733 00:45:57,548 00:46:00,801 Holy night ♪ Holy night ♪
734 00:46:01,927 00:46:05,348 All is calm ♪ All is calm ♪
735 00:46:06,098 00:46:09,644 And all is bright ♪ And all is bright ♪
736 00:46:10,811 00:46:17,776 Round yon virgin mother and child ♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪
737 00:46:19,612 00:46:23,157 Holy infant ♪ Holy infant ♪
738 00:46:23,240 00:46:26,536 So tender and mild ♪ So tender and mild ♪
739 00:46:28,371 00:46:32,958 Sleep in heavenly ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
740 00:46:33,042 00:46:36,379 Peace ♪ Peace ♪
741 00:46:37,296 00:46:43,052 Sleep in heavenly ♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
742 00:46:43,135 00:46:45,179 Peace ♪ Peace ♪
743 00:47:16,794 00:47:19,213 Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin' ♪ Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin' ♪
744 00:47:19,296 00:47:22,258 The children all fast asleep ♪ The children all fast asleep ♪
745 00:47:22,341 00:47:26,763 It's time for Santa Claus To make his midnight creep because ♪ It's time for Santa Claus To make his midnight creep because ♪
746 00:47:26,970 00:47:29,265 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
747 00:47:29,348 00:47:31,768 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
748 00:47:31,850 00:47:36,313 Santa Claus wants some loving now ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving now ♪
749 00:47:36,522 00:47:39,066 Yeah, I know There's something real pretty ♪ Yeah, I know There's something real pretty ♪
750 00:47:39,149 00:47:41,151 Underneath the Christmas tree ♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪
751 00:47:42,319 00:47:46,699 But I ain't had no lovin' all week It's beginning to worry me because ♪ But I ain't had no lovin' all week It's beginning to worry me because ♪
752 00:47:46,907 00:47:48,951 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
753 00:47:49,034 00:47:51,579 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
754 00:47:51,662 00:47:53,956 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
755 00:47:54,039 00:47:56,459 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
756 00:47:56,542 00:47:59,044 I've been trying to find This old bicycle ♪ I've been trying to find This old bicycle ♪
757 00:47:59,128 00:48:01,589 I can't seem to find my pliers ♪ I can't seem to find my pliers ♪
758 00:48:01,672 00:48:06,469 I'm halfway watchin' Mama For that sleepy look in her eyes because ♪ I'm halfway watchin' Mama For that sleepy look in her eyes because ♪
759 00:48:06,677 00:48:08,763 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
760 00:48:08,846 00:48:11,307 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
761 00:48:11,390 00:48:14,017 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
762 00:48:15,436 00:48:17,187 Break it down for me will ya, Paul? Break it down for me will ya, Paul?
763 00:48:19,064 00:48:21,567 Now, holy-moly... Now, holy-moly...
764 00:48:22,276 00:48:24,987 Alibaba and the 40 Thieves... Alibaba and the 40 Thieves...
765 00:48:25,195 00:48:27,364 What size shoe is that anyway? What size shoe is that anyway?
766 00:48:27,448 00:48:29,241 Is that a seven-and-a-half, eight? Is that a seven-and-a-half, eight?
767 00:48:30,033 00:48:33,496 Or is that an eight-and-a-half, nine? Could... Yeah... Or is that an eight-and-a-half, nine? Could... Yeah...
768 00:48:33,579 00:48:34,955 You're... You're...
769 00:48:35,038 00:48:38,334 You're awful fine but I don't think you're mine. You're awful fine but I don't think you're mine.
770 00:48:38,542 00:48:41,920 You know there's no place like home for the holidays and... You know there's no place like home for the holidays and...
771 00:48:42,004 00:48:45,549 I think I'd like you to take me home or vice versa. I think I'd like you to take me home or vice versa.
772 00:48:46,216 00:48:48,093 I don't want no turkey ♪ I don't want no turkey ♪
773 00:48:48,177 00:48:50,471 I don't care if I get any cake ♪ I don't care if I get any cake ♪
774 00:48:51,221 00:48:55,768 I just want you to come back here, Mama Before the children wake ♪ I just want you to come back here, Mama Before the children wake ♪
775 00:48:55,976 00:48:58,729 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
776 00:48:58,813 00:49:00,815 You're driving me crazy, Mama. You're driving me crazy, Mama.
777 00:49:01,023 00:49:02,983 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
778 00:49:03,192 00:49:05,569 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
779 00:49:05,653 00:49:10,867 Now Christmas is for the children And I want them to be real pleased ♪ Now Christmas is for the children And I want them to be real pleased ♪
780 00:49:10,949 00:49:13,243 But right now, Mama It's Christmas Eve ♪ But right now, Mama It's Christmas Eve ♪
781 00:49:13,452 00:49:16,121 Come make your pappy happy Pretty please ♪ Come make your pappy happy Pretty please ♪
782 00:49:16,205 00:49:18,165 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
783 00:49:18,374 00:49:20,668 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
784 00:49:20,877 00:49:22,961 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
785 00:49:23,170 00:49:25,715 Santa Claus wants some loving ♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪
786 00:49:26,883 00:49:29,844 I am the king of Christmas. I am the king of Christmas.
787 00:49:46,485 00:49:50,447 Oh! Oh! Knock it off! Knock it off! Oh! Oh! Knock it off! Knock it off!
788 00:49:50,531 00:49:52,825 Come on! I can't breathe! Come on! I can't breathe!
789 00:49:52,909 00:49:56,495 Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪
790 00:49:56,579 00:49:59,790 But the fire is so delightful ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪
791 00:50:00,499 00:50:03,586 And since we've no place to go ♪ And since we've no place to go ♪
792 00:50:03,669 00:50:06,756 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
793 00:50:07,673 00:50:10,801 It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪
794 00:50:11,009 00:50:14,722 And I brought some corn for popping ♪ And I brought some corn for popping ♪
795 00:50:14,931 00:50:18,016 The lights are turned way down low ♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪
796 00:50:18,225 00:50:22,187 Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪
797 00:50:22,396 00:50:25,315 When we finally kiss goodnight ♪ When we finally kiss goodnight ♪
798 00:50:25,399 00:50:28,986 How I hate going out in the storm ♪ How I hate going out in the storm ♪
799 00:50:29,194 00:50:33,031 But if you really hold me tight ♪ But if you really hold me tight ♪
800 00:50:33,115 00:50:36,201 All the way home I'll be warm ♪ All the way home I'll be warm ♪
801 00:50:36,410 00:50:39,747 And the fire is slowly dying ♪ And the fire is slowly dying ♪
802 00:50:39,956 00:50:43,417 And my dear, we're still goodbyeing ♪ And my dear, we're still goodbyeing ♪
803 00:50:43,500 00:50:47,004 But as long as you love me so ♪ But as long as you love me so ♪
804 00:50:47,087 00:50:50,758 Let it snow ♪ Let it snow ♪
805 00:50:50,841 00:50:54,094 Let it snow ♪ Let it snow ♪
806 00:50:54,177 00:50:58,474 Let it snow ♪ Let it snow ♪
807 00:50:58,557 00:51:01,143 Look out, old Santa is back. Look out, old Santa is back.
808 00:51:06,899 00:51:07,942 Thank you. Thank you.
809 00:51:15,449 00:51:17,451 Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray.
810 00:51:20,830 00:51:22,498 Is it Christmas? Is it Christmas?
811 00:51:22,581 00:51:23,666 All day. All day.
812 00:51:27,377 00:51:28,420 That's good. That's good.
813 00:51:34,051 00:51:35,678 Thank you, Dimitri. Thank you, Dimitri.
814 00:51:38,305 00:51:39,348 Not too bad. Not too bad.
815 00:51:44,186 00:51:47,023 We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
816 00:51:47,105 00:51:50,192 We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
817 00:51:50,275 00:51:52,695 We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
818 00:51:52,778 00:51:54,822 And a happy new year ♪ And a happy new year ♪
819 00:51:55,823 00:51:58,034 Good tidings we bring ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪
820 00:51:58,116 00:52:00,828 To you and your kin ♪ To you and your kin ♪
821 00:52:00,911 00:52:07,167 Good tidings for Christmas And a happy new year ♪ Good tidings for Christmas And a happy new year ♪
822 00:52:09,294 00:52:11,922 - Merry Christmas, Bill. - Merry Christmas, Paul. - Merry Christmas, Bill. - Merry Christmas, Paul.
823 00:52:12,130 00:52:15,592 - Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. - Merry Christmas, Dimitri. - Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. - Merry Christmas, Dimitri.
824 00:52:24,518 00:52:26,603 Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas, everyone.
825 00:53:52,355 00:53:54,817 Young lady, cheers to you. Young lady, cheers to you.
826 00:53:56,193 00:53:58,361 - Cheers. - Merry Christmas. - Cheers. - Merry Christmas.
827 00:53:59,488 00:54:00,614 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
828 00:54:01,490 00:54:03,159 Young lady, my ass. Young lady, my ass.
829 00:54:57,581 00:55:02,581 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com