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1 | 00:00:09,473 | 00:00:10,282 | - Goodnight. | - Goodnight. |
2 | 00:00:10,306 | 00:00:11,116 | - Night. | - Night. |
3 | 00:00:11,140 | 00:00:12,216 | Don't stay up too late. | Don't stay up too late. |
4 | 00:00:12,240 | 00:00:13,279 | - I won't. | - I won't. |
5 | 00:00:13,303 | 00:00:14,163 | I've got, | I've got, |
6 | 00:00:14,187 | 00:00:15,458 | I gotta edit tomorrows vlog, | I gotta edit tomorrows vlog, |
7 | 00:00:15,482 | 00:00:17,518 | so it shouldn't be more than a couple hours. | so it shouldn't be more than a couple hours. |
8 | 00:00:17,542 | 00:00:18,352 | - All right. | - All right. |
9 | 00:00:18,376 | 00:00:21,542 | Can you open the window before you go? | Can you open the window before you go? |
10 | 00:00:22,496 | 00:00:23,306 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
11 | 00:00:23,330 | 00:00:24,394 | - Yep. | - Yep. |
12 | 00:00:28,160 | 00:00:29,455 | Sleep well. | Sleep well. |
13 | 00:00:29,479 | 00:00:30,979 | - I will, you too. | - I will, you too. |
14 | 00:00:56,576 | 00:00:58,662 | Vince, don't pull my leg. | Vince, don't pull my leg. |
15 | 00:00:58,686 | 00:01:00,696 | I'm trying to sleep. | I'm trying to sleep. |
16 | 00:01:00,720 | 00:01:05,220 | Please don't pull my feet. | Please don't pull my feet. |
17 | 00:02:46,897 | 00:02:47,897 | Vince? | Vince? |
18 | 00:02:48,585 | 00:02:49,585 | Vince? | Vince? |
19 | 00:02:50,338 | 00:02:51,338 | Vince? | Vince? |
20 | 00:02:57,940 | 00:02:58,750 | - What? | - What? |
21 | 00:02:58,774 | 00:02:59,769 | What? | What? |
22 | 00:02:59,793 | 00:03:01,587 | What, what, what, what, what? | What, what, what, what, what? |
23 | 00:03:01,611 | 00:03:02,551 | - Do you see it? | - Do you see it? |
24 | 00:03:02,575 | 00:03:05,307 | - See, see what? | - See, see what? |
25 | 00:03:05,331 | 00:03:08,433 | - There's someone behind the door. | - There's someone behind the door. |
26 | 00:03:08,457 | 00:03:09,707 | - What? | - What? |
27 | 00:03:11,534 | 00:03:14,276 | - Its shadow is right there. | - Its shadow is right there. |
28 | 00:03:14,300 | 00:03:16,830 | - I don't see anyone. | - I don't see anyone. |
29 | 00:03:16,854 | 00:03:19,253 | - She's looking right at us. | - She's looking right at us. |
30 | 00:03:19,277 | 00:03:20,559 | - What? | - What? |
31 | 00:03:20,583 | 00:03:23,666 | - No, Vince, no, no, no, no. | - No, Vince, no, no, no, no. |
32 | 00:03:24,606 | 00:03:25,606 | - It's nothing. | - It's nothing. |
33 | 00:03:28,113 | 00:03:30,280 | It is cold in here though. | It is cold in here though. |
34 | 00:03:31,442 | 00:03:34,956 | - Oh, my god, she's right behind you. | - Oh, my god, she's right behind you. |
35 | 00:03:34,980 | 00:03:35,980 | No. | No. |
36 | 00:03:37,672 | 00:03:38,672 | No. | No. |
37 | 00:03:54,621 | 00:03:56,699 | - I'm Deanna, I'm Deanna, | - I'm Deanna, I'm Deanna, |
38 | 00:03:56,723 | 00:03:59,482 | I'm Deanna, I'm D, I'm D, I'm Deanna Rocca. | I'm Deanna, I'm D, I'm D, I'm Deanna Rocca. |
39 | 00:03:59,506 | 00:04:00,775 | - I'm Vince Rocca. | - I'm Vince Rocca. |
40 | 00:04:00,799 | 00:04:02,206 | - Did he say Venti Mocha? | - Did he say Venti Mocha? |
41 | 00:04:02,230 | 00:04:04,884 | - I'm a filmmaker and a reality TV editor. | - I'm a filmmaker and a reality TV editor. |
42 | 00:04:04,908 | 00:04:07,297 | - And I am a zoo veterinary tech. | - And I am a zoo veterinary tech. |
43 | 00:04:07,321 | 00:04:08,653 | - And together we make | - And together we make |
44 | 00:04:08,677 | 00:04:11,506 | the Travel Show "Life Doesn't Suck." | the Travel Show "Life Doesn't Suck." |
45 | 00:04:22,196 | 00:04:23,656 | - I know you're thinking, | - I know you're thinking, |
46 | 00:04:23,680 | 00:04:26,106 | "I thought you made cool Rubik's Cube videos," | "I thought you made cool Rubik's Cube videos," |
47 | 00:04:26,130 | 00:04:28,327 | well, that's just one of my interests. | well, that's just one of my interests. |
48 | 00:04:28,351 | 00:04:32,177 | My real passion is to capture her bikini collection | My real passion is to capture her bikini collection |
49 | 00:04:32,201 | 00:04:34,031 | in cool tropical locations. | in cool tropical locations. |
50 | 00:04:34,055 | 00:04:36,919 | - Sometimes we deviate from our travel videos | - Sometimes we deviate from our travel videos |
51 | 00:04:36,943 | 00:04:40,806 | and we make silly videos like "Shower Shower Shower" | and we make silly videos like "Shower Shower Shower" |
52 | 00:04:44,722 | 00:04:47,459 | - And that pretty much sums up who we are. | - And that pretty much sums up who we are. |
53 | 00:04:47,483 | 00:04:48,793 | - The first question we were asked is, | - The first question we were asked is, |
54 | 00:04:48,817 | 00:04:50,322 | "Where are we staying?" | "Where are we staying?" |
55 | 00:04:50,346 | 00:04:51,364 | - Where are we staying? | - Where are we staying? |
56 | 00:04:51,388 | 00:04:54,367 | - We are staying at the beautiful Royal Kona Resort. | - We are staying at the beautiful Royal Kona Resort. |
57 | 00:04:54,391 | 00:04:56,486 | - On the big island of Hawaii. | - On the big island of Hawaii. |
58 | 00:04:56,510 | 00:04:57,320 | - Big Island! | - Big Island! |
59 | 00:04:57,344 | 00:04:58,611 | - It's our first time to the big island. | - It's our first time to the big island. |
60 | 00:04:58,635 | 00:04:59,710 | - Yep, it's pretty cool. | - Yep, it's pretty cool. |
61 | 00:04:59,734 | 00:05:01,526 | - It's not her first time to the big island. | - It's not her first time to the big island. |
62 | 00:05:01,550 | 00:05:02,550 | - Shut up. | - Shut up. |
63 | 00:05:03,561 | 00:05:04,866 | Another question we often get asked is, | Another question we often get asked is, |
64 | 00:05:04,890 | 00:05:06,542 | "How long have we been together?" | "How long have we been together?" |
65 | 00:05:06,566 | 00:05:08,643 | - 20 years married. | - 20 years married. |
66 | 00:05:08,667 | 00:05:10,077 | - 29 years together. | - 29 years together. |
67 | 00:05:10,101 | 00:05:12,750 | - We met thirty-two years ago in Junior High School. | - We met thirty-two years ago in Junior High School. |
68 | 00:05:12,774 | 00:05:16,218 | She was wearing a pink Town & Country shirt and a skirt. | She was wearing a pink Town & Country shirt and a skirt. |
69 | 00:05:16,242 | 00:05:19,656 | It was like a ray of light had shined upon the school, | It was like a ray of light had shined upon the school, |
70 | 00:05:19,680 | 00:05:21,159 | just a glow about her. | just a glow about her. |
71 | 00:05:21,183 | 00:05:25,043 | It was like the first day of summer at the beach. | It was like the first day of summer at the beach. |
72 | 00:05:25,067 | 00:05:26,673 | - The next question I get asked is, | - The next question I get asked is, |
73 | 00:05:26,697 | 00:05:28,505 | "Do I have any dream vacations?" | "Do I have any dream vacations?" |
74 | 00:05:28,529 | 00:05:30,621 | And I wanna go to Florida in January | And I wanna go to Florida in January |
75 | 00:05:30,645 | 00:05:32,828 | to swim with the Manatees. | to swim with the Manatees. |
76 | 00:05:32,852 | 00:05:33,662 | - Are you nuts? | - Are you nuts? |
77 | 00:05:33,686 | 00:05:35,093 | That water is freezing. | That water is freezing. |
78 | 00:05:35,117 | 00:05:36,717 | Like, are you going to wear a bikini? | Like, are you going to wear a bikini? |
79 | 00:05:36,741 | 00:05:37,756 | And those things are giants. | And those things are giants. |
80 | 00:05:37,780 | 00:05:38,765 | Like they'll totally kill us. | Like they'll totally kill us. |
81 | 00:05:38,789 | 00:05:40,942 | It's bad enough you have us here swimming with stingrays. | It's bad enough you have us here swimming with stingrays. |
82 | 00:05:40,966 | 00:05:41,901 | - Manta rays. | - Manta rays. |
83 | 00:05:41,925 | 00:05:44,250 | - Like stingrays are what killed the Croc Hunter! | - Like stingrays are what killed the Croc Hunter! |
84 | 00:05:44,274 | 00:05:46,043 | - Manta rays. - This is nuts. | - Manta rays. - This is nuts. |
85 | 00:05:46,067 | 00:05:49,375 | Why can't we just stay home and buy a classic car? | Why can't we just stay home and buy a classic car? |
86 | 00:05:49,399 | 00:05:50,838 | - You have enough time in your golden years | - You have enough time in your golden years |
87 | 00:05:50,862 | 00:05:52,779 | to go buy a stupid car. | to go buy a stupid car. |
88 | 00:05:53,662 | 00:05:55,137 | - Here's a question I get asked all the time, | - Here's a question I get asked all the time, |
89 | 00:05:55,161 | 00:05:57,462 | "What's the hardest part about vlogging?" | "What's the hardest part about vlogging?" |
90 | 00:05:57,486 | 00:05:59,442 | It's trying to make an entertaining vlog. | It's trying to make an entertaining vlog. |
91 | 00:05:59,466 | 00:06:02,429 | To come up with a story that entertains you for the day. | To come up with a story that entertains you for the day. |
92 | 00:06:02,453 | 00:06:05,551 | Every morning I wake up and I sit there and I go, | Every morning I wake up and I sit there and I go, |
93 | 00:06:05,575 | 00:06:07,489 | "Well, what am I gonna do today that's going | "Well, what am I gonna do today that's going |
94 | 00:06:07,513 | 00:06:08,631 | to be interesting to watch?" | to be interesting to watch?" |
95 | 00:06:08,655 | 00:06:10,841 | You have to produce your day. | You have to produce your day. |
96 | 00:06:10,865 | 00:06:12,153 | And that's difficult. | And that's difficult. |
97 | 00:06:12,177 | 00:06:15,494 | Like today, I'm producing the day to go swim with Stingrays. | Like today, I'm producing the day to go swim with Stingrays. |
98 | 00:06:15,518 | 00:06:16,518 | - Manta rays. | - Manta rays. |
99 | 00:06:35,249 | 00:06:36,281 | - Wait, I'll record. | - Wait, I'll record. |
100 | 00:06:36,305 | 00:06:37,114 | Don't pull over. | Don't pull over. |
101 | 00:06:37,138 | 00:06:37,947 | We don't have time. | We don't have time. |
102 | 00:06:37,971 | 00:06:38,875 | We're going to miss it. | We're going to miss it. |
103 | 00:06:38,899 | 00:06:40,270 | Agh, he is obsessed. | Agh, he is obsessed. |
104 | 00:06:40,294 | 00:06:41,744 | He's gotta get the perfect shot. | He's gotta get the perfect shot. |
105 | 00:06:41,768 | 00:06:44,544 | Right now he's hooking up a GoPro to a tree, | Right now he's hooking up a GoPro to a tree, |
106 | 00:06:44,568 | 00:06:46,734 | so that he can get a drive by shot. | so that he can get a drive by shot. |
107 | 00:06:46,758 | 00:06:49,776 | We've only got 20 minutes to get to the manta rays. | We've only got 20 minutes to get to the manta rays. |
108 | 00:06:49,800 | 00:06:51,661 | And we're gonna be late. | And we're gonna be late. |
109 | 00:06:52,961 | 00:06:55,014 | He always does this. | He always does this. |
110 | 00:07:09,937 | 00:07:10,937 | We're late. | We're late. |
111 | 00:07:12,676 | 00:07:14,343 | - Slow Down. | - Slow Down. |
112 | 00:07:19,117 | 00:07:20,117 | Slow up. | Slow up. |
113 | 00:07:25,775 | 00:07:26,775 | I'm coming. | I'm coming. |
114 | 00:07:29,191 | 00:07:31,432 | - We're gonna miss it. | - We're gonna miss it. |
115 | 00:07:31,456 | 00:07:32,706 | - Wait. | - Wait. |
116 | 00:07:39,122 | 00:07:41,181 | - Hurry. | - Hurry. |
117 | 00:08:32,285 | 00:08:33,947 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
118 | 00:08:33,971 | 00:08:34,781 | That concludes our, | That concludes our, |
119 | 00:08:34,805 | 00:08:37,363 | I say that concludes our trip to the big island and you do. | I say that concludes our trip to the big island and you do. |
120 | 00:08:37,387 | 00:08:38,197 | Okay. | Okay. |
121 | 00:08:38,221 | 00:08:39,921 | That concludes our trip to the big island. | That concludes our trip to the big island. |
122 | 00:08:39,945 | 00:08:40,961 | Try it again. | Try it again. |
123 | 00:08:40,985 | 00:08:43,642 | That concludes our trip to the big island of Hawaii. | That concludes our trip to the big island of Hawaii. |
124 | 00:08:43,666 | 00:08:44,521 | Got it, try it again. | Got it, try it again. |
125 | 00:08:44,545 | 00:08:47,081 | And that concludes our trip to the big island. | And that concludes our trip to the big island. |
126 | 00:08:47,105 | 00:08:48,663 | - Welp, vacation's over. | - Welp, vacation's over. |
127 | 00:08:48,687 | 00:08:50,452 | - So it's time for home improvement. | - So it's time for home improvement. |
128 | 00:08:50,476 | 00:08:51,968 | We're gonna take out this window- | We're gonna take out this window- |
129 | 00:08:51,992 | 00:08:55,046 | - And install a French door. | - And install a French door. |
130 | 00:08:55,070 | 00:08:57,507 | - You might notice that this window looks weird. | - You might notice that this window looks weird. |
131 | 00:08:57,531 | 00:08:59,365 | The whole front of this house is brick, | The whole front of this house is brick, |
132 | 00:08:59,389 | 00:09:02,040 | but under this window is this weird wood accent. | but under this window is this weird wood accent. |
133 | 00:09:02,064 | 00:09:04,275 | I'm assuming this is because when the house was built, | I'm assuming this is because when the house was built, |
134 | 00:09:04,299 | 00:09:06,011 | a French door was an option here. | a French door was an option here. |
135 | 00:09:06,035 | 00:09:08,145 | So today, we're ripping it out. | So today, we're ripping it out. |
136 | 00:09:09,392 | 00:09:10,202 | Jesus Christ! | Jesus Christ! |
137 | 00:09:10,226 | 00:09:11,551 | - Let's get this demo started! | - Let's get this demo started! |
138 | 00:09:17,194 | 00:09:18,004 | Oaf! | Oaf! |
139 | 00:09:18,028 | 00:09:20,194 | - Harder than that. - Oaf! | - Harder than that. - Oaf! |
140 | 00:09:24,393 | 00:09:25,393 | Owe. | Owe. |
141 | 00:09:26,070 | 00:09:26,930 | - Got a nail? | - Got a nail? |
142 | 00:09:26,954 | 00:09:27,763 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
143 | 00:09:27,787 | 00:09:28,787 | Whew. | Whew. |
144 | 00:09:35,534 | 00:09:36,660 | - Oh wow. | - Oh wow. |
145 | 00:09:36,684 | 00:09:38,220 | There's something in here. | There's something in here. |
146 | 00:09:38,244 | 00:09:39,584 | - Yeah, there's a bunch of electricity in there. | - Yeah, there's a bunch of electricity in there. |
147 | 00:09:39,608 | 00:09:41,904 | - No, there's a box or something. | - No, there's a box or something. |
148 | 00:09:41,928 | 00:09:44,096 | - What do you mean there's a box? | - What do you mean there's a box? |
149 | 00:09:44,120 | 00:09:45,961 | - Look, there's a box. | - Look, there's a box. |
150 | 00:09:45,985 | 00:09:47,818 | - What the hell is it? | - What the hell is it? |
151 | 00:09:50,023 | 00:09:51,856 | There's a cross on it. | There's a cross on it. |
152 | 00:09:54,980 | 00:09:55,980 | - Open it. | - Open it. |
153 | 00:09:57,031 | 00:09:58,864 | Oh, it's a puzzle box. | Oh, it's a puzzle box. |
154 | 00:10:00,771 | 00:10:04,907 | I think you're suppose to give it a whack. | I think you're suppose to give it a whack. |
155 | 00:10:06,014 | 00:10:08,060 | - What do you mean give it a whack? | - What do you mean give it a whack? |
156 | 00:10:08,084 | 00:10:10,378 | - Let me show you. | - Let me show you. |
157 | 00:10:10,402 | 00:10:11,985 | Line it up just so. | Line it up just so. |
158 | 00:10:13,611 | 00:10:14,461 | There you go. | There you go. |
159 | 00:10:14,485 | 00:10:15,295 | Ha, Haaaa. | Ha, Haaaa. |
160 | 00:10:15,319 | 00:10:17,651 | - Oh, there's a cross in it. | - Oh, there's a cross in it. |
161 | 00:10:17,675 | 00:10:19,373 | You think it's white gold? | You think it's white gold? |
162 | 00:10:19,397 | 00:10:20,207 | - No. | - No. |
163 | 00:10:20,231 | 00:10:21,493 | - Maybe silver? - Hope not. | - Maybe silver? - Hope not. |
164 | 00:10:21,517 | 00:10:24,350 | Oh, but look it's a Portate Cross. | Oh, but look it's a Portate Cross. |
165 | 00:10:25,187 | 00:10:27,004 | - What the hell is a Portate Cross? | - What the hell is a Portate Cross? |
166 | 00:10:27,028 | 00:10:28,861 | - See how it's angled? | - See how it's angled? |
167 | 00:10:29,715 | 00:10:33,632 | Portate Cross is a cross that when the accused, | Portate Cross is a cross that when the accused, |
168 | 00:10:34,528 | 00:10:36,243 | the crucifixee- | the crucifixee- |
169 | 00:10:36,267 | 00:10:37,138 | - Crucifixer. | - Crucifixer. |
170 | 00:10:37,162 | 00:10:37,972 | Crucifixee. | Crucifixee. |
171 | 00:10:37,996 | 00:10:40,501 | - They were made to drag the cross | - They were made to drag the cross |
172 | 00:10:40,525 | 00:10:43,265 | over their shoulder to the crucifixion site. | over their shoulder to the crucifixion site. |
173 | 00:10:43,289 | 00:10:46,692 | And so the cross, see the angle. | And so the cross, see the angle. |
174 | 00:10:46,716 | 00:10:50,353 | Picture that over the shoulder being drug | Picture that over the shoulder being drug |
175 | 00:10:50,377 | 00:10:54,186 | up to the crucifixion site before they are crucified. | up to the crucifixion site before they are crucified. |
176 | 00:10:54,210 | 00:10:55,020 | - I don't know. - It's a Portate Cross. | - I don't know. - It's a Portate Cross. |
177 | 00:10:55,044 | 00:10:56,175 | - I don't know why she knows that. | - I don't know why she knows that. |
178 | 00:10:56,199 | 00:10:58,002 | I don't know how she knows how to open this box. | I don't know how she knows how to open this box. |
179 | 00:10:58,026 | 00:11:00,328 | I'm hoping that maybe this is like white gold | I'm hoping that maybe this is like white gold |
180 | 00:11:00,352 | 00:11:01,881 | and can pay for... | and can pay for... |
181 | 00:11:01,905 | 00:11:03,634 | How do you know it's not white, you know everything? | How do you know it's not white, you know everything? |
182 | 00:11:03,658 | 00:11:05,547 | - Okay, okay. | - Okay, okay. |
183 | 00:11:05,571 | 00:11:06,747 | All right, maybe it is. | All right, maybe it is. |
184 | 00:11:06,771 | 00:11:07,580 | - There you go, | - There you go, |
185 | 00:11:07,604 | 00:11:08,463 | it could be white gold and pay | it could be white gold and pay |
186 | 00:11:08,487 | 00:11:10,961 | for our entire renovation here. | for our entire renovation here. |
187 | 00:11:10,985 | 00:11:11,818 | - Sure. | - Sure. |
188 | 00:11:11,842 | 00:11:15,238 | - All right, which we have to finish. | - All right, which we have to finish. |
189 | 00:11:31,788 | 00:11:33,006 | - Insurance, | - Insurance, |
190 | 00:11:33,030 | 00:11:35,666 | and they relocated putting my commute | and they relocated putting my commute |
191 | 00:11:35,690 | 00:11:37,467 | at like two hours each way. | at like two hours each way. |
192 | 00:11:37,491 | 00:11:40,986 | And I wasn't thrilled working in that industry anyway | And I wasn't thrilled working in that industry anyway |
193 | 00:11:41,010 | 00:11:42,735 | so I decided to go back to school | so I decided to go back to school |
194 | 00:11:42,759 | 00:11:46,291 | and pursue my RVT and I knew I wanted to work with animals | and pursue my RVT and I knew I wanted to work with animals |
195 | 00:11:46,315 | 00:11:51,232 | and I wanted to work in zoo wildlife medicine conservation. | and I wanted to work in zoo wildlife medicine conservation. |
196 | 00:11:52,290 | 00:11:53,873 | And now, for RVT's, | And now, for RVT's, |
197 | 00:11:57,013 | 00:12:00,378 | they offer all different kinds of specialties. | they offer all different kinds of specialties. |
198 | 00:12:00,402 | 00:12:04,319 | And so I went ahead and I pursued my specialty | And so I went ahead and I pursued my specialty |
199 | 00:12:06,071 | 00:12:07,488 | in zoo medicine. | in zoo medicine. |
200 | 00:12:07,512 | 00:12:09,666 | But you know, lemme ask you a question. | But you know, lemme ask you a question. |
201 | 00:12:09,690 | 00:12:10,499 | Does it hurt- | Does it hurt- |
202 | 00:12:10,523 | 00:12:11,523 | - Boo! | - Boo! |
203 | 00:12:15,129 | 00:12:17,781 | Deanna sometimes talks to herself. | Deanna sometimes talks to herself. |
204 | 00:12:17,805 | 00:12:18,614 | She's done it- | She's done it- |
205 | 00:12:18,638 | 00:12:19,451 | - Don't vlog that. | - Don't vlog that. |
206 | 00:12:19,475 | 00:12:20,992 | - She's done it since she was a kid. | - She's done it since she was a kid. |
207 | 00:12:21,016 | 00:12:22,005 | Crazy. | Crazy. |
208 | 00:12:22,029 | 00:12:23,922 | I have an event to attend tonight but I've whipped | I have an event to attend tonight but I've whipped |
209 | 00:12:23,946 | 00:12:27,596 | up some yummy BBQ Chicken salads for dinner. | up some yummy BBQ Chicken salads for dinner. |
210 | 00:12:27,620 | 00:12:29,166 | So, how was your day? | So, how was your day? |
211 | 00:12:29,190 | 00:12:30,871 | - It was good. | - It was good. |
212 | 00:12:30,895 | 00:12:32,173 | A lot of procedures. | A lot of procedures. |
213 | 00:12:32,197 | 00:12:34,890 | There was an emergency that came up. | There was an emergency that came up. |
214 | 00:12:34,914 | 00:12:39,914 | It was a little chaotic. - What's the deal with that? | It was a little chaotic. - What's the deal with that? |
215 | 00:12:39,943 | 00:12:41,943 | - I think it looks nice. | - I think it looks nice. |
216 | 00:12:42,916 | 00:12:44,161 | - Have you ever noticed | - Have you ever noticed |
217 | 00:12:44,185 | 00:12:47,935 | that the devil only attacks God-fearing folk? | that the devil only attacks God-fearing folk? |
218 | 00:12:50,415 | 00:12:53,283 | Look, I don't believe in God, I don't believe in the devil, | Look, I don't believe in God, I don't believe in the devil, |
219 | 00:12:53,307 | 00:12:54,179 | I don't believe in ghosts, | I don't believe in ghosts, |
220 | 00:12:54,203 | 00:12:56,841 | goblins, spirits, none of that stuff. | goblins, spirits, none of that stuff. |
221 | 00:12:56,865 | 00:12:59,267 | I have nothing to fear, I sleep soundly at night. | I have nothing to fear, I sleep soundly at night. |
222 | 00:12:59,291 | 00:13:01,606 | - Did you ever think that if you believed, | - Did you ever think that if you believed, |
223 | 00:13:01,630 | 00:13:06,630 | that it might actually open your mind to new possibilities? | that it might actually open your mind to new possibilities? |
224 | 00:13:06,810 | 00:13:11,610 | I think we're always surrounded by good, by evil. | I think we're always surrounded by good, by evil. |
225 | 00:13:11,634 | 00:13:15,068 | There might always be spirits and ghosts around, | There might always be spirits and ghosts around, |
226 | 00:13:15,092 | 00:13:16,568 | but when you don't believe, | but when you don't believe, |
227 | 00:13:16,592 | 00:13:18,589 | you've just shut your mind off to all of that. | you've just shut your mind off to all of that. |
228 | 00:13:18,613 | 00:13:22,068 | - So what you're saying is, if you believe, it can hurt you? | - So what you're saying is, if you believe, it can hurt you? |
229 | 00:13:22,092 | 00:13:23,162 | - Or it can help you. | - Or it can help you. |
230 | 00:13:23,186 | 00:13:23,996 | - But if you don't believe, | - But if you don't believe, |
231 | 00:13:24,020 | 00:13:25,199 | it can't hurt you or help you, | it can't hurt you or help you, |
232 | 00:13:25,223 | 00:13:29,056 | so you're safe and you've got nothing to fear? | so you're safe and you've got nothing to fear? |
233 | 00:13:30,260 | 00:13:31,069 | - Sure. | - Sure. |
234 | 00:13:31,093 | 00:13:32,093 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
235 | 00:13:37,093 | 00:13:37,902 | - Love you. | - Love you. |
236 | 00:13:37,926 | 00:13:38,735 | - Love you. | - Love you. |
237 | 00:13:38,759 | 00:13:39,569 | - I'm gonna be home super late, | - I'm gonna be home super late, |
238 | 00:13:39,593 | 00:13:41,402 | but you will vlog something? | but you will vlog something? |
239 | 00:13:41,426 | 00:13:42,236 | - Promise. | - Promise. |
240 | 00:13:42,260 | 00:13:43,471 | - You'll vlog something super interesting? | - You'll vlog something super interesting? |
241 | 00:13:43,495 | 00:13:44,383 | - So spectacular. | - So spectacular. |
242 | 00:13:44,407 | 00:13:45,893 | - Okay, people want to hear from you. | - Okay, people want to hear from you. |
243 | 00:13:45,917 | 00:13:47,844 | - I promise it'll be great. | - I promise it'll be great. |
244 | 00:13:47,868 | 00:13:48,942 | I love you. | I love you. |
245 | 00:13:48,966 | 00:13:49,794 | - I love you. | - I love you. |
246 | 00:13:49,818 | 00:13:51,134 | Okay, so I'm at a meeting | Okay, so I'm at a meeting |
247 | 00:13:51,158 | 00:13:52,711 | of a bunch of filmmakers and editors. | of a bunch of filmmakers and editors. |
248 | 00:13:52,735 | 00:13:55,712 | I've been here an hour and I haven't vlogged anything yet. | I've been here an hour and I haven't vlogged anything yet. |
249 | 00:13:55,736 | 00:13:57,997 | Hopefully Deanna is vlogging some stuff at home, | Hopefully Deanna is vlogging some stuff at home, |
250 | 00:13:58,021 | 00:14:00,405 | but maybe she fell asleep on the couch. | but maybe she fell asleep on the couch. |
251 | 00:14:00,429 | 00:14:04,179 | Anyway, in case she did, check out this view. | Anyway, in case she did, check out this view. |
252 | 00:14:14,530 | 00:14:15,815 | - Are you crazy? | - Are you crazy? |
253 | 00:14:17,422 | 00:14:18,974 | Are you starving? | Are you starving? |
254 | 00:14:18,998 | 00:14:20,599 | Did I forget to feed you? | Did I forget to feed you? |
255 | 00:14:20,623 | 00:14:22,819 | Do you wanna go get something to eat? | Do you wanna go get something to eat? |
256 | 00:14:22,843 | 00:14:24,401 | Shall we go get... | Shall we go get... |
257 | 00:14:25,428 | 00:14:27,674 | Are you queen of the mountain? | Are you queen of the mountain? |
258 | 00:14:27,698 | 00:14:28,561 | Okay, lets go. | Okay, lets go. |
259 | 00:14:28,585 | 00:14:30,521 | Come on, you gotta get off of me. | Come on, you gotta get off of me. |
260 | 00:14:30,545 | 00:14:31,426 | Come on. | Come on. |
261 | 00:14:31,450 | 00:14:33,782 | Come on, we gotta get going. | Come on, we gotta get going. |
262 | 00:15:13,757 | 00:15:14,840 | What is that? | What is that? |
263 | 00:15:31,401 | 00:15:34,767 | - Okay, so I wasn't going to vlog this, but... | - Okay, so I wasn't going to vlog this, but... |
264 | 00:15:35,625 | 00:15:36,928 | Just ignore the camera. | Just ignore the camera. |
265 | 00:15:36,952 | 00:15:39,463 | So what is your problem with Quentin Tarantino? | So what is your problem with Quentin Tarantino? |
266 | 00:15:39,487 | 00:15:41,596 | - He steals from other movies. | - He steals from other movies. |
267 | 00:15:41,620 | 00:15:42,713 | Now it's not homage. | Now it's not homage. |
268 | 00:15:42,737 | 00:15:43,920 | It's out right theft. | It's out right theft. |
269 | 00:15:43,944 | 00:15:47,189 | - No I think that he is a real big fan of film | - No I think that he is a real big fan of film |
270 | 00:15:47,213 | 00:15:48,858 | and he just wants to share his love | and he just wants to share his love |
271 | 00:15:48,882 | 00:15:49,774 | for historical film with his. | for historical film with his. |
272 | 00:15:49,798 | 00:15:51,291 | - It's theft. | - It's theft. |
273 | 00:15:51,315 | 00:15:53,209 | - No, it's more like he borrows. | - No, it's more like he borrows. |
274 | 00:15:53,233 | 00:15:56,741 | He rents the ideas? - It's outright theft! | He rents the ideas? - It's outright theft! |
275 | 00:15:56,765 | 00:16:00,391 | - Oh, my god, can I be in your vlog? | - Oh, my god, can I be in your vlog? |
276 | 00:16:00,415 | 00:16:02,665 | - I think you actually are. | - I think you actually are. |
277 | 00:16:04,371 | 00:16:05,868 | - I love your vlog. | - I love your vlog. |
278 | 00:16:05,892 | 00:16:07,722 | I watch it all the time. | I watch it all the time. |
279 | 00:16:07,746 | 00:16:09,219 | - That is awesome. | - That is awesome. |
280 | 00:16:09,243 | 00:16:10,628 | - You got a fan? | - You got a fan? |
281 | 00:16:13,109 | 00:16:16,859 | - Come on, this is a pretty cool shot, right? | - Come on, this is a pretty cool shot, right? |
282 | 00:16:18,572 | 00:16:21,858 | Okay, so I'm suppose to be vlogging this whole time, | Okay, so I'm suppose to be vlogging this whole time, |
283 | 00:16:21,882 | 00:16:25,095 | but I fell asleep on the couch. | but I fell asleep on the couch. |
284 | 00:16:25,119 | 00:16:26,921 | And now I'm hungry. | And now I'm hungry. |
285 | 00:16:26,945 | 00:16:29,945 | So I'm gonna get myself some cereal. | So I'm gonna get myself some cereal. |
286 | 00:16:31,066 | 00:16:33,869 | The extent of my cool shots was what you just saw. | The extent of my cool shots was what you just saw. |
287 | 00:16:33,893 | 00:16:36,097 | Vince would be getting all the cool shots | Vince would be getting all the cool shots |
288 | 00:16:36,121 | 00:16:39,126 | of the cereal going in the bowl. | of the cereal going in the bowl. |
289 | 00:16:42,012 | 00:16:43,477 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
290 | 00:16:43,501 | 00:16:46,584 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
291 | 00:16:47,423 | 00:16:49,425 | That scared the crap out of me. | That scared the crap out of me. |
292 | 00:16:49,449 | 00:16:52,299 | How'd that happen? | How'd that happen? |
293 | 00:16:52,323 | 00:16:53,323 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
294 | 00:16:54,369 | 00:16:55,784 | You know, Vince always told me, | You know, Vince always told me, |
295 | 00:16:55,808 | 00:16:57,704 | don't stack the glasses that way, | don't stack the glasses that way, |
296 | 00:16:57,728 | 00:17:00,668 | and maybe I should have listened to him. | and maybe I should have listened to him. |
297 | 00:17:00,692 | 00:17:05,067 | Oh, my god, that scared the crap out of me. | Oh, my god, that scared the crap out of me. |
298 | 00:17:30,266 | 00:17:31,266 | Oh. | Oh. |
299 | 00:17:33,504 | 00:17:34,504 | Oh god. | Oh god. |
300 | 00:17:36,729 | 00:17:37,729 | Oh. | Oh. |
301 | 00:17:38,499 | 00:17:40,416 | Oh, my toe, oh, my toe. | Oh, my toe, oh, my toe. |
302 | 00:17:41,369 | 00:17:42,866 | Oh my toe. | Oh my toe. |
303 | 00:17:42,890 | 00:17:44,251 | Oh my toe. | Oh my toe. |
304 | 00:17:44,275 | 00:17:45,689 | Oh god. | Oh god. |
305 | 00:17:45,713 | 00:17:46,713 | Oh my toe. | Oh my toe. |
306 | 00:17:57,009 | 00:17:58,676 | My toe really hurts. | My toe really hurts. |
307 | 00:18:01,029 | 00:18:02,226 | I don't really wanna vlog this, | I don't really wanna vlog this, |
308 | 00:18:02,250 | 00:18:04,747 | but Vince will kill me if I don't. | but Vince will kill me if I don't. |
309 | 00:18:04,771 | 00:18:08,253 | You know, gotta vlog something interesting. | You know, gotta vlog something interesting. |
310 | 00:18:08,277 | 00:18:09,277 | Owe. | Owe. |
311 | 00:18:20,442 | 00:18:22,275 | Ah, this always burns. | Ah, this always burns. |
312 | 00:18:26,509 | 00:18:27,509 | Oh, owe. | Oh, owe. |
313 | 00:18:28,802 | 00:18:30,351 | Ohhhh. | Ohhhh. |
314 | 00:18:30,375 | 00:18:33,042 | Now I gotta wait for it to work. | Now I gotta wait for it to work. |
315 | 00:18:34,120 | 00:18:35,537 | It's pretty numb. | It's pretty numb. |
316 | 00:18:37,355 | 00:18:39,064 | I can't feel that. | I can't feel that. |
317 | 00:18:39,088 | 00:18:40,588 | Oh, this is gross. | Oh, this is gross. |
318 | 00:18:42,091 | 00:18:44,258 | This is really disgusting. | This is really disgusting. |
319 | 00:18:47,323 | 00:18:49,156 | All right, here we go. | All right, here we go. |
320 | 00:18:50,310 | 00:18:51,310 | Owe. | Owe. |
321 | 00:18:52,602 | 00:18:56,400 | Oh, my god, it's just all lifting off. | Oh, my god, it's just all lifting off. |
322 | 00:18:56,424 | 00:18:57,233 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
323 | 00:18:57,257 | 00:18:58,257 | Oh. | Oh. |
324 | 00:18:59,858 | 00:19:02,552 | Oh, that is disgusting. | Oh, that is disgusting. |
325 | 00:19:02,576 | 00:19:04,023 | - It was a great meeting. | - It was a great meeting. |
326 | 00:19:04,047 | 00:19:05,236 | I made a lot of great connections. | I made a lot of great connections. |
327 | 00:19:05,260 | 00:19:06,512 | They had pretzels. | They had pretzels. |
328 | 00:19:06,536 | 00:19:11,036 | But it is super-late and it's time for me to get home. | But it is super-late and it's time for me to get home. |
329 | 00:19:12,760 | 00:19:15,124 | - After everything that has happened tonight, | - After everything that has happened tonight, |
330 | 00:19:15,148 | 00:19:17,231 | I am really freaking out. | I am really freaking out. |
331 | 00:19:18,082 | 00:19:20,499 | I just... | I just... |
332 | 00:19:20,523 | 00:19:21,333 | I'm going crazy. | I'm going crazy. |
333 | 00:19:21,357 | 00:19:24,087 | I set the alarm and I'm just gonna watch some TV | I set the alarm and I'm just gonna watch some TV |
334 | 00:19:24,111 | 00:19:26,515 | until Vince gets home. | until Vince gets home. |
335 | 00:19:46,798 | 00:19:50,115 | - What, did you pop a Vicodin or something? | - What, did you pop a Vicodin or something? |
336 | 00:19:50,139 | 00:19:51,299 | - Last night- | - Last night- |
337 | 00:19:51,323 | 00:19:52,474 | - Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. | - Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. |
338 | 00:19:52,498 | 00:19:54,081 | All right, so full. | All right, so full. |
339 | 00:19:55,519 | 00:19:58,464 | So go ahead, tell your story. | So go ahead, tell your story. |
340 | 00:19:58,488 | 00:20:01,165 | - Last night, I sat down on the couch to watch some TV, | - Last night, I sat down on the couch to watch some TV, |
341 | 00:20:01,189 | 00:20:04,417 | and I look over, and I swear I saw the shadowy figure | and I look over, and I swear I saw the shadowy figure |
342 | 00:20:04,441 | 00:20:06,415 | of a women sitting next to me. | of a women sitting next to me. |
343 | 00:20:06,439 | 00:20:08,753 | But that's not her. | But that's not her. |
344 | 00:20:08,777 | 00:20:09,960 | Where'd she come from? | Where'd she come from? |
345 | 00:20:09,984 | 00:20:14,786 | - Okay, so full disclosure, I actually added this girl in, | - Okay, so full disclosure, I actually added this girl in, |
346 | 00:20:14,810 | 00:20:18,393 | but this is what it looks like without her. | but this is what it looks like without her. |
347 | 00:20:21,591 | 00:20:24,602 | Cracks me up. | Cracks me up. |
348 | 00:20:24,626 | 00:20:27,826 | - I swear to god, there was a woman sitting there, | - I swear to god, there was a woman sitting there, |
349 | 00:20:27,850 | 00:20:30,850 | shadowy figure, and she had no legs. | shadowy figure, and she had no legs. |
350 | 00:20:32,570 | 00:20:35,979 | - Then she would be easy to run from. | - Then she would be easy to run from. |
351 | 00:20:36,003 | 00:20:36,812 | - Whatever. | - Whatever. |
352 | 00:20:36,836 | 00:20:37,836 | Well, who is she? | Well, who is she? |
353 | 00:20:39,559 | 00:20:40,559 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
354 | 00:20:41,642 | 00:20:43,606 | I met her at the mixer last night. | I met her at the mixer last night. |
355 | 00:20:43,630 | 00:20:46,252 | She's an aspiring vlogger. | She's an aspiring vlogger. |
356 | 00:20:46,276 | 00:20:47,207 | She watches our vlogs. | She watches our vlogs. |
357 | 00:20:47,231 | 00:20:52,063 | And she lives nearby, so I messaged her and she came over. | And she lives nearby, so I messaged her and she came over. |
358 | 00:20:54,964 | 00:20:58,464 | It turns out that she's kinda slow though. | It turns out that she's kinda slow though. |
359 | 00:20:59,318 | 00:21:01,626 | - What do you mean slow? | - What do you mean slow? |
360 | 00:21:01,650 | 00:21:05,439 | - Well, when I met her, I thought she was kinda drunk, | - Well, when I met her, I thought she was kinda drunk, |
361 | 00:21:05,463 | 00:21:08,546 | but it turns out she's kinda special. | but it turns out she's kinda special. |
362 | 00:21:10,444 | 00:21:15,047 | But not as special as you. | But not as special as you. |
363 | 00:21:18,514 | 00:21:20,480 | - Wait, I haven't gotten to show you the shadow | - Wait, I haven't gotten to show you the shadow |
364 | 00:21:20,504 | 00:21:22,172 | I put in the kitchen. | I put in the kitchen. |
365 | 00:21:22,196 | 00:21:25,202 | I think that turned out better than this actually. | I think that turned out better than this actually. |
366 | 00:21:25,226 | 00:21:26,812 | Don't you wanna see the shadow. | Don't you wanna see the shadow. |
367 | 00:21:26,836 | 00:21:28,018 | - No. | - No. |
368 | 00:21:28,042 | 00:21:30,781 | - But it looks really good. | - But it looks really good. |
369 | 00:21:30,805 | 00:21:33,752 | My ghost turned out okay, right? | My ghost turned out okay, right? |
370 | 00:21:33,776 | 00:21:35,468 | - Sure. | - Sure. |
371 | 00:21:35,492 | 00:21:37,287 | - So you don't want to see it? | - So you don't want to see it? |
372 | 00:21:37,311 | 00:21:39,524 | - No, I saw it in real life. | - No, I saw it in real life. |
373 | 00:21:39,548 | 00:21:40,853 | - You mad at me? | - You mad at me? |
374 | 00:21:40,877 | 00:21:42,890 | - No, I'm not mad. | - No, I'm not mad. |
375 | 00:21:42,914 | 00:21:45,521 | - Okay, sorry. | - Okay, sorry. |
376 | 00:21:52,392 | 00:21:54,096 | Today we're doing a how to video. | Today we're doing a how to video. |
377 | 00:21:54,120 | 00:21:56,916 | How to replace this broken ceiling fan | How to replace this broken ceiling fan |
378 | 00:21:56,940 | 00:21:58,314 | with another ceiling fan. | with another ceiling fan. |
379 | 00:21:58,338 | 00:22:00,058 | And Michael is here to give me a hand. | And Michael is here to give me a hand. |
380 | 00:22:07,641 | 00:22:10,412 | Agh, I need a fresh battery. | Agh, I need a fresh battery. |
381 | 00:22:10,436 | 00:22:11,246 | - I gotcha. - Can you get | - I gotcha. - Can you get |
382 | 00:22:11,270 | 00:22:12,686 | me a new battery? | me a new battery? |
383 | 00:22:14,394 | 00:22:16,061 | - Owe, Jesus Christ! | - Owe, Jesus Christ! |
384 | 00:22:19,469 | 00:22:20,838 | - Hey. - I thought I turned that off. | - Hey. - I thought I turned that off. |
385 | 00:22:20,862 | 00:22:23,029 | - Mind fixing this for me? | - Mind fixing this for me? |
386 | 00:22:23,866 | 00:22:24,675 | - Why? | - Why? |
387 | 00:22:24,699 | 00:22:25,575 | Just throw that thing out. | Just throw that thing out. |
388 | 00:22:25,599 | 00:22:26,409 | - What for? | - What for? |
389 | 00:22:26,433 | 00:22:29,911 | - It's kinda a weird thing for an Atheist to have. | - It's kinda a weird thing for an Atheist to have. |
390 | 00:22:29,935 | 00:22:32,681 | - I'm not the Atheist, you're the atheist. | - I'm not the Atheist, you're the atheist. |
391 | 00:22:32,705 | 00:22:34,430 | I was always unsure. | I was always unsure. |
392 | 00:22:34,454 | 00:22:37,277 | And the more I think about it, the more I believe. | And the more I think about it, the more I believe. |
393 | 00:22:37,301 | 00:22:38,369 | - In what? | - In what? |
394 | 00:22:38,393 | 00:22:39,810 | - A higher power. | - A higher power. |
395 | 00:22:42,425 | 00:22:44,328 | - I got your power right here. | - I got your power right here. |
396 | 00:23:29,017 | 00:23:30,210 | - I think you're going to cut your hand. | - I think you're going to cut your hand. |
397 | 00:23:30,234 | 00:23:31,044 | - No, I'm not. | - No, I'm not. |
398 | 00:23:31,068 | 00:23:32,328 | - What you have the patron saint | - What you have the patron saint |
399 | 00:23:32,352 | 00:23:33,924 | of cuts protecting you? | of cuts protecting you? |
400 | 00:23:33,948 | 00:23:34,758 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
401 | 00:23:34,782 | 00:23:37,864 | - Be careful. - Duh! | - Be careful. - Duh! |
402 | 00:23:40,215 | 00:23:41,730 | - So today we are having a BBQ. | - So today we are having a BBQ. |
403 | 00:23:41,754 | 00:23:44,619 | This is Deanna in a Bikini, her friend Amy, | This is Deanna in a Bikini, her friend Amy, |
404 | 00:23:44,643 | 00:23:46,792 | Amy's daughter Jenna is back there, | Amy's daughter Jenna is back there, |
405 | 00:23:46,816 | 00:23:48,998 | and those are Jenna's 18-year-old friends. | and those are Jenna's 18-year-old friends. |
406 | 00:23:49,022 | 00:23:51,334 | Come on over and say hi, girls. | Come on over and say hi, girls. |
407 | 00:23:51,358 | 00:23:53,264 | Hi! | Hi! |
408 | 00:23:53,288 | 00:23:54,568 | - That's gonna be the thumbnail. | - That's gonna be the thumbnail. |
409 | 00:24:05,656 | 00:24:07,233 | - It can be yours. | - It can be yours. |
410 | 00:24:07,257 | 00:24:09,477 | - I would love to have this car. | - I would love to have this car. |
411 | 00:24:09,501 | 00:24:10,311 | - No. | - No. |
412 | 00:24:10,335 | 00:24:12,072 | - But I would rather stay married. | - But I would rather stay married. |
413 | 00:24:12,096 | 00:24:12,906 | - Chicks dig these things, man. | - Chicks dig these things, man. |
414 | 00:24:12,930 | 00:24:15,419 | - Whoa, nice car. | - Whoa, nice car. |
415 | 00:24:15,443 | 00:24:17,888 | - Maybe you should upgrade to a newer model. | - Maybe you should upgrade to a newer model. |
416 | 00:24:30,158 | 00:24:30,968 | - It's nice. | - It's nice. |
417 | 00:24:30,992 | 00:24:33,837 | - Oh, my god. | - Oh, my god. |
418 | 00:24:33,861 | 00:24:35,861 | - Car's so cool. | - Car's so cool. |
419 | 00:24:41,674 | 00:24:43,424 | Don't fall out, okay. | Don't fall out, okay. |
420 | 00:24:52,747 | 00:24:54,659 | - Oh, my god, I love your bandages, | - Oh, my god, I love your bandages, |
421 | 00:24:54,683 | 00:24:56,295 | they're my favorite color. | they're my favorite color. |
422 | 00:24:56,319 | 00:24:57,244 | - Thanks. | - Thanks. |
423 | 00:24:57,268 | 00:24:58,523 | Who's the creeper? | Who's the creeper? |
424 | 00:24:58,547 | 00:24:59,764 | He lives next door. | He lives next door. |
425 | 00:24:59,788 | 00:25:02,871 | Vince thinks we should be neighborly. | Vince thinks we should be neighborly. |
426 | 00:25:12,706 | 00:25:15,206 | - Bye, I'll see you later mom. | - Bye, I'll see you later mom. |
427 | 00:25:28,825 | 00:25:30,618 | - Now, we have a treat for you. | - Now, we have a treat for you. |
428 | 00:25:30,642 | 00:25:32,051 | We're gonna have a seance. | We're gonna have a seance. |
429 | 00:25:32,075 | 00:25:34,785 | I've got camera's all around this room. | I've got camera's all around this room. |
430 | 00:25:34,809 | 00:25:39,480 | I've got a camera here, I've got a second camera right here. | I've got a camera here, I've got a second camera right here. |
431 | 00:25:39,504 | 00:25:41,712 | This is camera number three. | This is camera number three. |
432 | 00:25:41,736 | 00:25:43,834 | Camera number four. | Camera number four. |
433 | 00:25:43,858 | 00:25:46,645 | Plus, I have my vlogging camera. | Plus, I have my vlogging camera. |
434 | 00:25:46,669 | 00:25:48,069 | - Enough cameras, man? | - Enough cameras, man? |
435 | 00:25:48,093 | 00:25:49,733 | - Actually no, I wanna cover the house | - Actually no, I wanna cover the house |
436 | 00:25:49,757 | 00:25:51,619 | with surveillance cameras, but Deanna won't let me. | with surveillance cameras, but Deanna won't let me. |
437 | 00:25:51,643 | 00:25:52,813 | - Really strange. | - Really strange. |
438 | 00:25:52,837 | 00:25:55,044 | - Oh, you know it is an old house. | - Oh, you know it is an old house. |
439 | 00:25:55,068 | 00:25:58,143 | - Well, I know, but these aren't like old house noises. | - Well, I know, but these aren't like old house noises. |
440 | 00:25:58,167 | 00:26:01,130 | They're more like whispers and groans. | They're more like whispers and groans. |
441 | 00:26:01,154 | 00:26:03,931 | They're not like creeks and cracks. | They're not like creeks and cracks. |
442 | 00:26:03,955 | 00:26:06,026 | - You should tell them about your gimpy ghost. | - You should tell them about your gimpy ghost. |
443 | 00:26:06,050 | 00:26:07,064 | - Ooh. | - Ooh. |
444 | 00:26:07,088 | 00:26:08,758 | A couple nights ago, | A couple nights ago, |
445 | 00:26:08,782 | 00:26:12,688 | I saw a dark shadowy figure right where you are now. | I saw a dark shadowy figure right where you are now. |
446 | 00:26:12,712 | 00:26:15,032 | - Ahhh, okay. | - Ahhh, okay. |
447 | 00:26:15,056 | 00:26:17,792 | All right, so you see dead people? | All right, so you see dead people? |
448 | 00:26:17,816 | 00:26:18,731 | - I saw the dead. | - I saw the dead. |
449 | 00:26:18,755 | 00:26:20,845 | - And if we'd had surveillance cameras all over this place | - And if we'd had surveillance cameras all over this place |
450 | 00:26:20,869 | 00:26:21,697 | we'd be able to prove it. | we'd be able to prove it. |
451 | 00:26:21,721 | 00:26:22,726 | - Yeah, but you just want those cameras | - Yeah, but you just want those cameras |
452 | 00:26:22,750 | 00:26:24,335 | so you can vlog all over the house. | so you can vlog all over the house. |
453 | 00:26:24,359 | 00:26:26,788 | - Okay, I know, let's start the seance. | - Okay, I know, let's start the seance. |
454 | 00:26:26,812 | 00:26:27,621 | - Seance? | - Seance? |
455 | 00:26:27,645 | 00:26:28,454 | No. | No. |
456 | 00:26:28,478 | 00:26:29,287 | Not gonna happen. | Not gonna happen. |
457 | 00:26:29,311 | 00:26:30,120 | No seance. | No seance. |
458 | 00:26:30,144 | 00:26:30,954 | - Dude, why not? | - Dude, why not? |
459 | 00:26:30,978 | 00:26:32,113 | It's not like any of this is real. | It's not like any of this is real. |
460 | 00:26:32,137 | 00:26:33,337 | - How do you know? | - How do you know? |
461 | 00:26:33,361 | 00:26:35,473 | - 'Cause if ghosts exist, | - 'Cause if ghosts exist, |
462 | 00:26:35,497 | 00:26:38,326 | then that means God exists. | then that means God exists. |
463 | 00:26:38,350 | 00:26:40,284 | And... | And... |
464 | 00:26:40,308 | 00:26:42,853 | ...there's no proof that God is real. | ...there's no proof that God is real. |
465 | 00:26:42,877 | 00:26:43,686 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
466 | 00:26:43,710 | 00:26:44,520 | - I agree. | - I agree. |
467 | 00:26:44,544 | 00:26:46,252 | - What about the beauty of nature? | - What about the beauty of nature? |
468 | 00:26:46,276 | 00:26:48,873 | - Yeah, what about the horror of nature, | - Yeah, what about the horror of nature, |
469 | 00:26:48,897 | 00:26:52,888 | like famine, and disease, and death? | like famine, and disease, and death? |
470 | 00:26:52,912 | 00:26:53,939 | - Well, I think, | - Well, I think, |
471 | 00:26:53,963 | 00:26:58,920 | you just have to have some faith in God's plan, you know? | you just have to have some faith in God's plan, you know? |
472 | 00:26:58,944 | 00:27:02,011 | - But faith is the opposite of proof, right? | - But faith is the opposite of proof, right? |
473 | 00:27:02,035 | 00:27:03,811 | Faith is actually the belief | Faith is actually the belief |
474 | 00:27:03,835 | 00:27:05,818 | in something that can't be proven. | in something that can't be proven. |
475 | 00:27:05,842 | 00:27:10,002 | So you can have faith in a God, but doesn't make him exist. | So you can have faith in a God, but doesn't make him exist. |
476 | 00:27:10,026 | 00:27:11,146 | - Well, you know what, | - Well, you know what, |
477 | 00:27:11,170 | 00:27:14,029 | I have faith that there's not gonna be a seance | I have faith that there's not gonna be a seance |
478 | 00:27:14,053 | 00:27:14,863 | while I'm sitting. | while I'm sitting. |
479 | 00:27:14,887 | 00:27:16,903 | No, nothing good comes out of a seance. | No, nothing good comes out of a seance. |
480 | 00:27:16,927 | 00:27:17,737 | - Dude, why? | - Dude, why? |
481 | 00:27:17,761 | 00:27:19,471 | What is the worst that could happen? | What is the worst that could happen? |
482 | 00:27:21,394 | 00:27:23,894 | - Shush, what's that? | - Shush, what's that? |
483 | 00:27:34,899 | 00:27:37,066 | - I like your dogs. | - I like your dogs. |
484 | 00:27:39,719 | 00:27:42,386 | - What the hell is that? | - What the hell is that? |
485 | 00:27:47,799 | 00:27:50,560 | - I like your dogs. | - I like your dogs. |
486 | 00:27:50,584 | 00:27:51,573 | - Hello? | - Hello? |
487 | 00:27:51,597 | 00:27:52,597 | - Boo! | - Boo! |
488 | 00:27:53,877 | 00:27:55,654 | - Bill's still here. | - Bill's still here. |
489 | 00:27:55,678 | 00:28:00,393 | - Come on, Mr. Video, I know who your ghost is. | - Come on, Mr. Video, I know who your ghost is. |
490 | 00:28:00,417 | 00:28:02,516 | One night I wake up to all this noise. | One night I wake up to all this noise. |
491 | 00:28:02,540 | 00:28:03,350 | - Oh? | - Oh? |
492 | 00:28:03,374 | 00:28:06,700 | - I look over the wall and there's cops everywhere. | - I look over the wall and there's cops everywhere. |
493 | 00:28:06,724 | 00:28:08,582 | I overhear one of the police say | I overhear one of the police say |
494 | 00:28:08,606 | 00:28:12,516 | that the guy who lived here shot his wife in the knee caps | that the guy who lived here shot his wife in the knee caps |
495 | 00:28:12,540 | 00:28:13,533 | and then hung himself. | and then hung himself. |
496 | 00:28:13,557 | 00:28:14,367 | - Whoa. | - Whoa. |
497 | 00:28:14,391 | 00:28:15,734 | - In the knee caps? | - In the knee caps? |
498 | 00:28:15,758 | 00:28:18,240 | - Apparently, he blew her knees off | - Apparently, he blew her knees off |
499 | 00:28:18,264 | 00:28:21,001 | so that her hobble would always remind her | so that her hobble would always remind her |
500 | 00:28:21,025 | 00:28:22,607 | of what happened that day. | of what happened that day. |
501 | 00:28:22,631 | 00:28:23,441 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
502 | 00:28:23,465 | 00:28:24,623 | - That's what the cop said. | - That's what the cop said. |
503 | 00:28:24,647 | 00:28:26,345 | But she bled out and died, | But she bled out and died, |
504 | 00:28:26,369 | 00:28:28,940 | so I guess his plan didn't work out. | so I guess his plan didn't work out. |
505 | 00:28:28,964 | 00:28:32,065 | - And these were the people that used to live here? | - And these were the people that used to live here? |
506 | 00:28:32,089 | 00:28:35,815 | - Yeah, Jose and Patricia | - Yeah, Jose and Patricia |
507 | 00:28:35,839 | 00:28:38,076 | or something super-Mexican like that. | or something super-Mexican like that. |
508 | 00:28:38,100 | 00:28:40,645 | - And that's why you got such a deal on the house. | - And that's why you got such a deal on the house. |
509 | 00:28:40,669 | 00:28:43,089 | - How do you not know this? | - How do you not know this? |
510 | 00:28:43,113 | 00:28:45,017 | - The house was a bank repossession. | - The house was a bank repossession. |
511 | 00:28:45,041 | 00:28:47,701 | - Or was it a po-ssession. | - Or was it a po-ssession. |
512 | 00:28:47,725 | 00:28:49,232 | Right, are you with me? | Right, are you with me? |
513 | 00:28:49,256 | 00:28:50,066 | - Vincent, | - Vincent, |
514 | 00:28:50,090 | 00:28:53,618 | did your ceiling fan repair fry our electricity? | did your ceiling fan repair fry our electricity? |
515 | 00:29:14,040 | 00:29:17,389 | - I'm at work today and It's time for me to do treatments, | - I'm at work today and It's time for me to do treatments, |
516 | 00:29:17,413 | 00:29:18,288 | and the way I do that is | and the way I do that is |
517 | 00:29:18,312 | 00:29:21,199 | I take the medication and I hide them in a food item. | I take the medication and I hide them in a food item. |
518 | 00:29:21,223 | 00:29:22,806 | So lets go do that. | So lets go do that. |
519 | 00:29:26,796 | 00:29:27,899 | Come on. | Come on. |
520 | 00:29:27,923 | 00:29:29,154 | You want one? | You want one? |
521 | 00:29:29,178 | 00:29:30,611 | Come on. | Come on. |
522 | 00:29:30,635 | 00:29:33,160 | She's not gonna come. | She's not gonna come. |
523 | 00:29:33,184 | 00:29:34,184 | Good girl. | Good girl. |
524 | 00:29:44,681 | 00:29:45,764 | Hi baby bear. | Hi baby bear. |
525 | 00:30:06,605 | 00:30:08,188 | Was that delicious? | Was that delicious? |
526 | 00:30:09,920 | 00:30:11,948 | - Chase me, chase me. | - Chase me, chase me. |
527 | 00:30:11,972 | 00:30:13,358 | Come on. | Come on. |
528 | 00:30:13,382 | 00:30:15,502 | - We have a special guest. | - We have a special guest. |
529 | 00:30:15,526 | 00:30:18,716 | Everybody, you remember Christina? | Everybody, you remember Christina? |
530 | 00:30:18,740 | 00:30:20,300 | She decided to stalk me. | She decided to stalk me. |
531 | 00:30:22,549 | 00:30:24,111 | - I wasn't stalking you. | - I wasn't stalking you. |
532 | 00:30:24,135 | 00:30:27,635 | - You were waiting in my driveway. | - You were waiting in my driveway. |
533 | 00:30:30,090 | 00:30:32,198 | - Come on, chase me. | - Come on, chase me. |
534 | 00:30:32,222 | 00:30:33,853 | Come on. | Come on. |
535 | 00:30:33,877 | 00:30:35,294 | Come on, come on. | Come on, come on. |
536 | 00:30:48,749 | 00:30:50,280 | - Say goodbye to everybody. | - Say goodbye to everybody. |
537 | 00:30:50,304 | 00:30:51,513 | - Bye everybody. - Bye. | - Bye everybody. - Bye. |
538 | 00:30:51,537 | 00:30:53,540 | Vlogs over. See you Christina. | Vlogs over. See you Christina. |
539 | 00:30:53,564 | 00:30:54,374 | - Bye. | - Bye. |
540 | 00:30:54,398 | 00:30:56,672 | - Definitely an interesting. | - Definitely an interesting. |
541 | 00:30:56,696 | 00:30:57,505 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
542 | 00:30:57,529 | 00:30:58,338 | - I had fun. | - I had fun. |
543 | 00:30:58,362 | 00:30:59,171 | - I'm home. | - I'm home. |
544 | 00:30:59,195 | 00:31:00,005 | You're gonna go home? | You're gonna go home? |
545 | 00:31:00,029 | 00:31:02,221 | - Can I play with the dogs more? | - Can I play with the dogs more? |
546 | 00:31:02,245 | 00:31:03,294 | - Maybe later. | - Maybe later. |
547 | 00:31:03,318 | 00:31:04,377 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
548 | 00:31:04,401 | 00:31:08,883 | - Okay, you're gonna go home now though, right? | - Okay, you're gonna go home now though, right? |
549 | 00:31:08,907 | 00:31:09,907 | - Bye. | - Bye. |
550 | 00:31:37,304 | 00:31:39,206 | - Pull up was a total failure. | - Pull up was a total failure. |
551 | 00:31:39,230 | 00:31:42,636 | But at least, it's mail time. | But at least, it's mail time. |
552 | 00:31:42,660 | 00:31:45,206 | I've been waiting for these for a while. | I've been waiting for these for a while. |
553 | 00:31:45,230 | 00:31:47,574 | Not only because I love tech, | Not only because I love tech, |
554 | 00:31:47,598 | 00:31:50,765 | but because, well, you know, stalkers. | but because, well, you know, stalkers. |
555 | 00:31:52,322 | 00:31:56,663 | I wanna stress, we love that you guys watch our videos. | I wanna stress, we love that you guys watch our videos. |
556 | 00:31:56,687 | 00:31:59,131 | You could spend your entertainment time anywhere | You could spend your entertainment time anywhere |
557 | 00:31:59,155 | 00:32:00,424 | and you spend it with us, | and you spend it with us, |
558 | 00:32:00,448 | 00:32:02,723 | and we really appreciate that. | and we really appreciate that. |
559 | 00:32:02,747 | 00:32:04,422 | But there's gotta be boundaries. | But there's gotta be boundaries. |
560 | 00:32:04,446 | 00:32:07,921 | And waiting out in front of my house for me, | And waiting out in front of my house for me, |
561 | 00:32:07,945 | 00:32:09,238 | that's a little weird. | that's a little weird. |
562 | 00:32:09,262 | 00:32:12,762 | So, hopefully, these will discourage that. | So, hopefully, these will discourage that. |
563 | 00:32:15,589 | 00:32:17,540 | Today, I'm gonna to unbox, review, | Today, I'm gonna to unbox, review, |
564 | 00:32:17,564 | 00:32:19,873 | and setup these security cameras. | and setup these security cameras. |
565 | 00:32:47,496 | 00:32:49,686 | All right, so I've got a camera set up right here. | All right, so I've got a camera set up right here. |
566 | 00:32:49,710 | 00:32:51,171 | I've got another one set up right here. | I've got another one set up right here. |
567 | 00:32:51,195 | 00:32:53,088 | This one here catches the living room. | This one here catches the living room. |
568 | 00:32:53,112 | 00:32:54,945 | And with not only one, | And with not only one, |
569 | 00:32:56,100 | 00:33:01,100 | but two cameras in the bedroom, it should capture sexy time! | but two cameras in the bedroom, it should capture sexy time! |
570 | 00:33:36,146 | 00:33:37,146 | - Hello. | - Hello. |
571 | 00:33:37,825 | 00:33:38,702 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
572 | 00:33:38,726 | 00:33:39,681 | - Hi. | - Hi. |
573 | 00:33:39,705 | 00:33:43,336 | - Check out our new security cameras. | - Check out our new security cameras. |
574 | 00:33:43,360 | 00:33:45,212 | - How much were those? | - How much were those? |
575 | 00:33:45,236 | 00:33:47,595 | - Can you really put a price on peace of mind? | - Can you really put a price on peace of mind? |
576 | 00:33:47,619 | 00:33:50,623 | - Yeah, it's called an alarm. | - Yeah, it's called an alarm. |
577 | 00:33:50,647 | 00:33:53,066 | - Maybe this will make you feel better? | - Maybe this will make you feel better? |
578 | 00:33:53,090 | 00:33:54,730 | - Awe, you fixed it! | - Awe, you fixed it! |
579 | 00:33:54,754 | 00:33:56,094 | Oh, wee. | Oh, wee. |
580 | 00:33:56,118 | 00:33:57,292 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
581 | 00:35:05,679 | 00:35:09,332 | - I bet you're glad we have video cameras now? | - I bet you're glad we have video cameras now? |
582 | 00:35:09,356 | 00:35:10,165 | - Funny. | - Funny. |
583 | 00:35:10,189 | 00:35:10,998 | Ha ha. | Ha ha. |
584 | 00:35:11,022 | 00:35:12,022 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
585 | 00:35:13,262 | 00:35:16,106 | All right, you wanna step up the game? | All right, you wanna step up the game? |
586 | 00:35:16,130 | 00:35:16,940 | - No. | - No. |
587 | 00:35:16,964 | 00:35:19,221 | No, I was getting you back. | No, I was getting you back. |
588 | 00:35:19,245 | 00:35:20,054 | - Nope. | - Nope. |
589 | 00:35:20,078 | 00:35:21,078 | It's on now. | It's on now. |
590 | 00:35:30,474 | 00:35:31,283 | Goodnight. | Goodnight. |
591 | 00:35:31,307 | 00:35:32,195 | - Night. | - Night. |
592 | 00:35:32,219 | 00:35:33,534 | Don't stay up too late. | Don't stay up too late. |
593 | 00:35:33,558 | 00:35:34,460 | - I won't. | - I won't. |
594 | 00:35:34,484 | 00:35:35,294 | I've got, | I've got, |
595 | 00:35:35,318 | 00:35:36,727 | I gotta edit tomorrows vlog, | I gotta edit tomorrows vlog, |
596 | 00:35:36,751 | 00:35:38,760 | so it shouldn't be more than a couple hours. | so it shouldn't be more than a couple hours. |
597 | 00:35:38,784 | 00:35:39,594 | - All right. | - All right. |
598 | 00:35:39,618 | 00:35:43,210 | Can you open the window before you go? | Can you open the window before you go? |
599 | 00:35:43,234 | 00:35:44,044 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
600 | 00:35:44,068 | 00:35:45,274 | - Yep | - Yep |
601 | 00:35:49,708 | 00:35:50,518 | Sleep well. | Sleep well. |
602 | 00:35:50,542 | 00:35:52,541 | - I will, you too. | - I will, you too. |
603 | 00:36:12,631 | 00:36:16,464 | Vince, don't pull my leg, I'm trying to sleep. | Vince, don't pull my leg, I'm trying to sleep. |
604 | 00:36:17,895 | 00:36:20,145 | Please, don't pull my feet. | Please, don't pull my feet. |
605 | 00:36:36,764 | 00:36:37,764 | Vince! | Vince! |
606 | 00:36:44,094 | 00:36:44,958 | - What? | - What? |
607 | 00:36:44,982 | 00:36:46,077 | What? | What? |
608 | 00:36:46,101 | 00:36:48,016 | What, what, what, what, what? | What, what, what, what, what? |
609 | 00:36:48,040 | 00:36:48,950 | - Do you see it? | - Do you see it? |
610 | 00:36:48,974 | 00:36:51,660 | - See, see what? | - See, see what? |
611 | 00:36:51,684 | 00:36:54,934 | - There's someone behind the door. | - There's someone behind the door. |
612 | 00:36:54,958 | 00:36:56,208 | - What? | - What? |
613 | 00:36:57,729 | 00:37:00,601 | - Its shadow is right there. | - Its shadow is right there. |
614 | 00:37:00,625 | 00:37:02,950 | - I don't, I don't see anyone. | - I don't, I don't see anyone. |
615 | 00:37:02,974 | 00:37:05,612 | - She's looking right at us. | - She's looking right at us. |
616 | 00:37:05,636 | 00:37:07,540 | - What? | - What? |
617 | 00:37:07,564 | 00:37:10,840 | - No, Vince, no, no, no, no. | - No, Vince, no, no, no, no. |
618 | 00:37:10,864 | 00:37:11,864 | - It's nothing. | - It's nothing. |
619 | 00:37:14,319 | 00:37:16,486 | It is cold in here though. | It is cold in here though. |
620 | 00:37:18,018 | 00:37:21,175 | - Oh, my god, she's right behind you. | - Oh, my god, she's right behind you. |
621 | 00:37:21,199 | 00:37:22,199 | No. | No. |
622 | 00:37:24,052 | 00:37:25,052 | No. | No. |
623 | 00:37:30,389 | 00:37:31,732 | - Hun, calm down. | - Hun, calm down. |
624 | 00:37:31,756 | 00:37:32,974 | It was nothing. | It was nothing. |
625 | 00:37:32,998 | 00:37:34,094 | It's no big deal. | It's no big deal. |
626 | 00:37:34,118 | 00:37:35,687 | It was just the wind. | It was just the wind. |
627 | 00:37:35,711 | 00:37:36,520 | - No. | - No. |
628 | 00:37:36,544 | 00:37:37,421 | No. - Yeah, watch. | No. - Yeah, watch. |
629 | 00:37:37,445 | 00:37:38,254 | - It was more than that. | - It was more than that. |
630 | 00:37:38,278 | 00:37:39,088 | It was more than that. | It was more than that. |
631 | 00:37:39,112 | 00:37:40,906 | No, no, no. - Watch, watch, here, look. | No, no, no. - Watch, watch, here, look. |
632 | 00:37:40,930 | 00:37:42,614 | See the door is fine. | See the door is fine. |
633 | 00:37:42,638 | 00:37:43,638 | Look. | Look. |
634 | 00:37:44,831 | 00:37:46,762 | - But it looked at me. | - But it looked at me. |
635 | 00:37:46,786 | 00:37:48,629 | It looked at me. | It looked at me. |
636 | 00:37:48,653 | 00:37:50,153 | - Are you praying? | - Are you praying? |
637 | 00:38:08,270 | 00:38:09,437 | So last night? | So last night? |
638 | 00:38:10,859 | 00:38:13,776 | - There was something in that room. | - There was something in that room. |
639 | 00:38:16,670 | 00:38:18,677 | - The house is like 50 years old, | - The house is like 50 years old, |
640 | 00:38:18,701 | 00:38:22,618 | so there's a whole bunch of squeaks and drafts. | so there's a whole bunch of squeaks and drafts. |
641 | 00:38:24,288 | 00:38:26,284 | - Yeah, I don't know. | - Yeah, I don't know. |
642 | 00:38:26,308 | 00:38:28,855 | I don't know what's wrong with me. | I don't know what's wrong with me. |
643 | 00:38:28,879 | 00:38:30,938 | - Lack of sexy time I'm guessing. | - Lack of sexy time I'm guessing. |
644 | 00:38:33,232 | 00:38:35,109 | - Well, some sexy time tonight? | - Well, some sexy time tonight? |
645 | 00:38:35,133 | 00:38:36,133 | - Whoo, hoo! | - Whoo, hoo! |
646 | 00:38:42,772 | 00:38:45,674 | I am on my way to Tom's house for lunch. | I am on my way to Tom's house for lunch. |
647 | 00:38:45,698 | 00:38:48,525 | So where are you taking me to lunch today? | So where are you taking me to lunch today? |
648 | 00:38:48,549 | 00:38:51,080 | - So you think that if she believes in God | - So you think that if she believes in God |
649 | 00:38:51,104 | 00:38:53,354 | that she's gonna leave you? | that she's gonna leave you? |
650 | 00:38:55,536 | 00:38:56,873 | - Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, | - Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, |
651 | 00:38:56,897 | 00:38:58,177 | I'm afraid that I'll lose her. | I'm afraid that I'll lose her. |
652 | 00:38:58,201 | 00:38:59,201 | - Why? | - Why? |
653 | 00:39:00,967 | 00:39:03,401 | - Isn't she gonna think I'm a heathen if I don't believe? | - Isn't she gonna think I'm a heathen if I don't believe? |
654 | 00:39:03,425 | 00:39:06,934 | - All right, you gonna think she's a zealot if she does? | - All right, you gonna think she's a zealot if she does? |
655 | 00:39:06,958 | 00:39:08,402 | - Yeah, kind of. | - Yeah, kind of. |
656 | 00:39:08,426 | 00:39:10,674 | I mean, it's like a vegan and a meat eater, | I mean, it's like a vegan and a meat eater, |
657 | 00:39:10,698 | 00:39:13,286 | they're too fundamentally different, they can't be together. | they're too fundamentally different, they can't be together. |
658 | 00:39:13,310 | 00:39:14,892 | The vegan would never prepare meals | The vegan would never prepare meals |
659 | 00:39:14,916 | 00:39:16,923 | for the meat eater because they're disgusted by it. | for the meat eater because they're disgusted by it. |
660 | 00:39:16,947 | 00:39:19,171 | - All right, there's more to life than meals, | - All right, there's more to life than meals, |
661 | 00:39:19,195 | 00:39:21,405 | and yes, there's more to life than faith, | and yes, there's more to life than faith, |
662 | 00:39:21,429 | 00:39:24,916 | but just keep on making the meals | but just keep on making the meals |
663 | 00:39:24,940 | 00:39:27,826 | and have faith she doesn't realize you're a knucklehead. | and have faith she doesn't realize you're a knucklehead. |
664 | 00:39:36,094 | 00:39:38,367 | - So check out the lovely meal I've prepared. | - So check out the lovely meal I've prepared. |
665 | 00:39:38,391 | 00:39:40,054 | - It's delicious. | - It's delicious. |
666 | 00:39:40,078 | 00:39:41,010 | - Cheers. | - Cheers. |
667 | 00:39:41,034 | 00:39:42,134 | - Cheers. | - Cheers. |
668 | 00:39:45,405 | 00:39:46,707 | - Hmmmmm. | - Hmmmmm. |
669 | 00:39:46,731 | 00:39:47,643 | - More wine please. | - More wine please. |
670 | 00:39:47,667 | 00:39:48,574 | That was a full glass. | That was a full glass. |
671 | 00:39:48,598 | 00:39:49,918 | What, are trying to get me drunk? | What, are trying to get me drunk? |
672 | 00:39:51,028 | 00:39:53,861 | Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. | Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. |
673 | 00:39:57,636 | 00:39:58,636 | - Whoa! | - Whoa! |
674 | 00:40:01,700 | 00:40:02,700 | Oh, wow. | Oh, wow. |
675 | 00:40:06,612 | 00:40:09,993 | - Gotta keep up. | - Gotta keep up. |
676 | 00:40:23,064 | 00:40:24,647 | - How sexy are you? | - How sexy are you? |
677 | 00:40:25,563 | 00:40:26,882 | - Ooh, so sexy. | - Ooh, so sexy. |
678 | 00:40:26,906 | 00:40:28,031 | - Irresistible. | - Irresistible. |
679 | 00:40:31,536 | 00:40:32,346 | I should cleanse you, | I should cleanse you, |
680 | 00:40:32,370 | 00:40:35,384 | I should dump this wine on you and cleanse you of all your- | I should dump this wine on you and cleanse you of all your- |
681 | 00:40:35,408 | 00:40:36,677 | - Oh, no, you don't. | - Oh, no, you don't. |
682 | 00:40:36,701 | 00:40:37,834 | - Impurities. - Not if you want me | - Impurities. - Not if you want me |
683 | 00:40:37,858 | 00:40:40,508 | to throw my wine on you. | to throw my wine on you. |
684 | 00:40:43,949 | 00:40:46,809 | - Like why did you do that? | - Like why did you do that? |
685 | 00:41:29,209 | 00:41:33,209 | - I think your shirt looks better on me anyways. | - I think your shirt looks better on me anyways. |
686 | 00:41:36,363 | 00:41:37,363 | Vince? | Vince? |
687 | 00:41:45,179 | 00:41:46,429 | Where'd you go? | Where'd you go? |
688 | 00:41:52,634 | 00:41:54,467 | Are you coming to bed? | Are you coming to bed? |
689 | 00:41:56,623 | 00:41:57,623 | - Wine? | - Wine? |
690 | 00:41:58,575 | 00:42:01,937 | - I think we've had enough wine. | - I think we've had enough wine. |
691 | 00:42:01,961 | 00:42:03,014 | - Sexy time? | - Sexy time? |
692 | 00:42:03,038 | 00:42:04,038 | - Sexy time! | - Sexy time! |
693 | 00:42:06,678 | 00:42:07,845 | - Ooh. | - Ooh. |
694 | 00:42:10,011 | 00:42:11,011 | - Ooh. | - Ooh. |
695 | 00:42:14,094 | 00:42:15,746 | - What? | - What? |
696 | 00:42:15,770 | 00:42:17,353 | - You have cameras. | - You have cameras. |
697 | 00:42:19,474 | 00:42:22,724 | - You want me to turn them off? | - You want me to turn them off? |
698 | 00:42:23,618 | 00:42:25,618 | - Let's make a sex tape! | - Let's make a sex tape! |
699 | 00:42:27,155 | 00:42:28,783 | - All right. | - All right. |
700 | 00:42:28,807 | 00:42:31,165 | - Yeah, baby, yeah. | - Yeah, baby, yeah. |
701 | 00:42:31,189 | 00:42:31,999 | - What is that? | - What is that? |
702 | 00:42:32,023 | 00:42:33,076 | - Austin Powers. | - Austin Powers. |
703 | 00:42:33,100 | 00:42:34,933 | - Yeah, don't do that. | - Yeah, don't do that. |
704 | 00:42:36,946 | 00:42:37,946 | What, I got moves. | What, I got moves. |
705 | 00:42:52,015 | 00:42:53,199 | - What? | - What? |
706 | 00:42:53,223 | 00:42:54,033 | It's nothing. | It's nothing. |
707 | 00:42:54,057 | 00:42:55,639 | Everything is fine. | Everything is fine. |
708 | 00:43:06,513 | 00:43:07,322 | It's the dogs. | It's the dogs. |
709 | 00:43:07,346 | 00:43:08,156 | Everything. | Everything. |
710 | 00:43:08,180 | 00:43:09,536 | Just relax. | Just relax. |
711 | 00:43:09,560 | 00:43:10,560 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
712 | 00:43:23,688 | 00:43:25,826 | Yeah, what is that? | Yeah, what is that? |
713 | 00:43:25,850 | 00:43:27,100 | - I don't know. | - I don't know. |
714 | 00:43:30,738 | 00:43:31,547 | - What the hell? | - What the hell? |
715 | 00:43:31,571 | 00:43:32,381 | - Holy crap. | - Holy crap. |
716 | 00:43:32,405 | 00:43:33,737 | - What the hell? | - What the hell? |
717 | 00:43:36,764 | 00:43:38,233 | - There's something in this room. | - There's something in this room. |
718 | 00:43:38,257 | 00:43:39,066 | - What? | - What? |
719 | 00:43:39,090 | 00:43:40,090 | - Shhhhh. | - Shhhhh. |
720 | 00:43:41,956 | 00:43:43,123 | I can feel it. | I can feel it. |
721 | 00:43:51,988 | 00:43:52,815 | - Where you going? | - Where you going? |
722 | 00:43:52,839 | 00:43:54,712 | - I'm not sleeping in this room. | - I'm not sleeping in this room. |
723 | 00:43:54,736 | 00:43:57,587 | First it was the door, now it's the ceiling fan. | First it was the door, now it's the ceiling fan. |
724 | 00:43:57,611 | 00:43:58,716 | I am out of here. | I am out of here. |
725 | 00:43:58,740 | 00:43:59,740 | No way. | No way. |
726 | 00:44:01,630 | 00:44:03,047 | - So no sex then? | - So no sex then? |
727 | 00:44:56,687 | 00:44:57,907 | - What am I suppose to do? | - What am I suppose to do? |
728 | 00:44:57,931 | 00:45:00,113 | She followed us home on the dog walk again. | She followed us home on the dog walk again. |
729 | 00:45:00,137 | 00:45:01,779 | - All right, well, how would you like it | - All right, well, how would you like it |
730 | 00:45:01,803 | 00:45:03,950 | if some challenged guy followed me home? | if some challenged guy followed me home? |
731 | 00:45:03,974 | 00:45:06,052 | - Does he have like super-special strength | - Does he have like super-special strength |
732 | 00:45:06,076 | 00:45:07,159 | or something? | or something? |
733 | 00:45:08,158 | 00:45:10,128 | Look, I mean I just, | Look, I mean I just, |
734 | 00:45:10,152 | 00:45:12,878 | I don't wanna be mean 'cause she's special. | I don't wanna be mean 'cause she's special. |
735 | 00:45:12,902 | 00:45:15,266 | - She's also very pretty. | - She's also very pretty. |
736 | 00:45:15,290 | 00:45:17,186 | - So she's pretty special. | - So she's pretty special. |
737 | 00:45:17,210 | 00:45:19,234 | You can't keep coming over here. | You can't keep coming over here. |
738 | 00:45:19,258 | 00:45:22,176 | It's weird and it's intrusive. | It's weird and it's intrusive. |
739 | 00:45:22,200 | 00:45:26,700 | Okay, I mean, we love fans, but you've crossed a line. | Okay, I mean, we love fans, but you've crossed a line. |
740 | 00:45:28,216 | 00:45:29,216 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
741 | 00:45:30,266 | 00:45:32,921 | - Okay, and no more dog walks. | - Okay, and no more dog walks. |
742 | 00:45:32,945 | 00:45:33,953 | - Why? | - Why? |
743 | 00:45:33,977 | 00:45:38,482 | - Well, for one, you don't even have a dog. | - Well, for one, you don't even have a dog. |
744 | 00:45:38,506 | 00:45:40,414 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
745 | 00:45:40,438 | 00:45:41,438 | Okay. | Okay. |
746 | 00:45:44,481 | 00:45:47,237 | - Do you understand what I'm saying? | - Do you understand what I'm saying? |
747 | 00:45:47,261 | 00:45:48,924 | - I crossed a line. | - I crossed a line. |
748 | 00:45:48,948 | 00:45:51,171 | I don't even have a dog. | I don't even have a dog. |
749 | 00:45:51,195 | 00:45:53,704 | I shouldn't come over. | I shouldn't come over. |
750 | 00:45:53,728 | 00:45:55,172 | - All right, good enough. | - All right, good enough. |
751 | 00:45:55,196 | 00:45:56,196 | Just- | Just- |
752 | 00:45:57,088 | 00:45:57,898 | - Okay | - Okay |
753 | 00:45:57,922 | 00:45:59,054 | - Yeah, okay. | - Yeah, okay. |
754 | 00:45:59,078 | 00:45:59,887 | - Bye | - Bye |
755 | 00:45:59,911 | 00:46:00,721 | - Right. | - Right. |
756 | 00:46:00,745 | 00:46:02,624 | - Am I being mean? | - Am I being mean? |
757 | 00:46:02,648 | 00:46:05,641 | It's just weird to have some stranger waiting for you | It's just weird to have some stranger waiting for you |
758 | 00:46:05,665 | 00:46:06,665 | in your driveway. | in your driveway. |
759 | 00:46:12,812 | 00:46:15,145 | I think we should get a gun. | I think we should get a gun. |
760 | 00:46:16,744 | 00:46:17,554 | - For her? | - For her? |
761 | 00:46:17,578 | 00:46:19,502 | She's harmless. | She's harmless. |
762 | 00:46:19,526 | 00:46:21,606 | - But the next fan might not be, | - But the next fan might not be, |
763 | 00:46:21,630 | 00:46:24,561 | and you wanna vlog our lives to the world, | and you wanna vlog our lives to the world, |
764 | 00:46:24,585 | 00:46:28,775 | so I think we should get some protection. | so I think we should get some protection. |
765 | 00:46:28,799 | 00:46:31,834 | - We have protection, we have security cameras. | - We have protection, we have security cameras. |
766 | 00:46:31,858 | 00:46:34,619 | - Those aren't gonna keep out intruders. | - Those aren't gonna keep out intruders. |
767 | 00:46:34,643 | 00:46:36,560 | - Well, the alarm will. | - Well, the alarm will. |
768 | 00:46:40,118 | 00:46:41,194 | Look, more importantly, | Look, more importantly, |
769 | 00:46:41,218 | 00:46:42,849 | are you sleeping in the master bedroom | are you sleeping in the master bedroom |
770 | 00:46:42,873 | 00:46:46,370 | or do I need to call my girlfriend back? | or do I need to call my girlfriend back? |
771 | 00:46:47,754 | 00:46:49,087 | Okay, seriously. | Okay, seriously. |
772 | 00:46:53,509 | 00:46:57,750 | - I don't want to sleep in that room. | - I don't want to sleep in that room. |
773 | 00:46:59,409 | 00:47:01,242 | It's haunted in there. | It's haunted in there. |
774 | 00:47:03,040 | 00:47:04,040 | - Haunted? | - Haunted? |
775 | 00:47:08,947 | 00:47:13,197 | - Things are happening to me that we can't explain. | - Things are happening to me that we can't explain. |
776 | 00:47:17,296 | 00:47:20,837 | Can't we just camp out in here? | Can't we just camp out in here? |
777 | 00:47:22,219 | 00:47:25,469 | - Yeah, I suppose we can sleep in here. | - Yeah, I suppose we can sleep in here. |
778 | 00:47:30,096 | 00:47:32,096 | Where'd you get a Bible? | Where'd you get a Bible? |
779 | 00:47:33,091 | 00:47:37,445 | - I found it out back, I think it belonged to Christina. | - I found it out back, I think it belonged to Christina. |
780 | 00:47:37,469 | 00:47:38,469 | - Huh? | - Huh? |
781 | 00:47:42,859 | 00:47:46,462 | - "Keep this book of the law always on your lips, | - "Keep this book of the law always on your lips, |
782 | 00:47:46,486 | 00:47:49,053 | meditate on it day and night | meditate on it day and night |
783 | 00:47:49,077 | 00:47:53,332 | so that you may be careful to do everything written in it, | so that you may be careful to do everything written in it, |
784 | 00:47:53,356 | 00:47:57,826 | then you will be prosperous and successful." | then you will be prosperous and successful." |
785 | 00:47:57,850 | 00:48:00,177 | Joshua 1:08 | Joshua 1:08 |
786 | 00:48:00,201 | 00:48:01,451 | - What is that? | - What is that? |
787 | 00:48:02,481 | 00:48:05,898 | - I don't know, this page was bookmarked. | - I don't know, this page was bookmarked. |
788 | 00:48:20,582 | 00:48:21,582 | Stop it. | Stop it. |
789 | 00:48:37,835 | 00:48:38,949 | - Good night, sweet dreams, | - Good night, sweet dreams, |
790 | 00:48:38,973 | 00:48:40,564 | I love you, see you in the morning. | I love you, see you in the morning. |
791 | 00:48:40,588 | 00:48:41,713 | - Night, sweet dreams, I love you, | - Night, sweet dreams, I love you, |
792 | 00:48:41,737 | 00:48:42,605 | see you in the morning. | see you in the morning. |
793 | 00:48:42,629 | 00:48:44,074 | - Don't let the bed bugs bite. | - Don't let the bed bugs bite. |
794 | 00:48:44,098 | 00:48:45,183 | - I won't, you neither. | - I won't, you neither. |
795 | 00:48:45,207 | 00:48:47,308 | - I won't unless they have tiny faces of Deanna. | - I won't unless they have tiny faces of Deanna. |
796 | 00:48:47,332 | 00:48:49,424 | - I wont unless they have tiny faces of Vince. | - I wont unless they have tiny faces of Vince. |
797 | 00:48:49,448 | 00:48:50,945 | - Good night, sweetie. | - Good night, sweetie. |
798 | 00:48:50,969 | 00:48:52,130 | - Good night, honey. | - Good night, honey. |
799 | 00:48:52,154 | 00:48:53,270 | - Sleep well | - Sleep well |
800 | 00:48:53,294 | 00:48:54,877 | - You too. | - You too. |
801 | 00:50:24,139 | 00:50:27,603 | - Why are you paranormal activating me? | - Why are you paranormal activating me? |
802 | 00:50:27,627 | 00:50:29,972 | - This house is haunted. | - This house is haunted. |
803 | 00:50:29,996 | 00:50:32,381 | - Wait, are you trying to tell me | - Wait, are you trying to tell me |
804 | 00:50:32,405 | 00:50:33,441 | that you're possessed? | that you're possessed? |
805 | 00:50:33,465 | 00:50:34,851 | - No! | - No! |
806 | 00:50:34,875 | 00:50:36,024 | God no. | God no. |
807 | 00:50:36,048 | 00:50:38,076 | But that's the second time | But that's the second time |
808 | 00:50:38,100 | 00:50:40,119 | that my leg has been pulled. | that my leg has been pulled. |
809 | 00:50:40,143 | 00:50:42,451 | - It looks to me like you're kicking. | - It looks to me like you're kicking. |
810 | 00:50:42,475 | 00:50:43,475 | - No. | - No. |
811 | 00:50:45,855 | 00:50:47,668 | Have I ever prayed like that before? | Have I ever prayed like that before? |
812 | 00:50:47,692 | 00:50:48,502 | - I don't know. | - I don't know. |
813 | 00:50:48,526 | 00:50:51,775 | There's a ton of footage to go through. | There's a ton of footage to go through. |
814 | 00:51:01,765 | 00:51:02,932 | - What's that? | - What's that? |
815 | 00:51:04,494 | 00:51:06,984 | - It'll help me sleep. | - It'll help me sleep. |
816 | 00:51:07,008 | 00:51:09,263 | - You can't keep taking those. | - You can't keep taking those. |
817 | 00:51:09,287 | 00:51:12,787 | - Well, I can't keep night praying either. | - Well, I can't keep night praying either. |
818 | 00:55:43,150 | 00:55:43,960 | - What do you think? | - What do you think? |
819 | 00:55:43,984 | 00:55:46,309 | It's pretty cool, yeah? | It's pretty cool, yeah? |
820 | 00:55:46,333 | 00:55:48,333 | - Do you believe in God? | - Do you believe in God? |
821 | 00:55:49,572 | 00:55:50,382 | - I don't know. | - I don't know. |
822 | 00:55:50,406 | 00:55:53,356 | I don't think I believe God or gods exist. | I don't think I believe God or gods exist. |
823 | 00:55:53,380 | 00:55:54,867 | I'm just unconvinced. | I'm just unconvinced. |
824 | 00:55:54,891 | 00:55:58,558 | It's kinda like an unfalsifiable hypothesis. | It's kinda like an unfalsifiable hypothesis. |
825 | 00:55:59,728 | 00:56:02,114 | Like Santa and his Elves. | Like Santa and his Elves. |
826 | 00:56:02,138 | 00:56:03,765 | - Awe, man, don't mess with Santa. | - Awe, man, don't mess with Santa. |
827 | 00:56:03,789 | 00:56:08,789 | - If you can't feel it and you can't see it, does it exist? | - If you can't feel it and you can't see it, does it exist? |
828 | 00:56:09,003 | 00:56:11,010 | - Well, his disciples saw him. | - Well, his disciples saw him. |
829 | 00:56:11,034 | 00:56:13,034 | - Yeah, 2,000 years ago. | - Yeah, 2,000 years ago. |
830 | 00:56:13,879 | 00:56:17,615 | - Look, I don't know, I can't feel or see a woman's orgasm, | - Look, I don't know, I can't feel or see a woman's orgasm, |
831 | 00:56:17,639 | 00:56:19,200 | but I'm pretty sure it exists. | but I'm pretty sure it exists. |
832 | 00:56:19,224 | 00:56:22,174 | - Don't even get me started on that one. | - Don't even get me started on that one. |
833 | 00:56:27,390 | 00:56:28,654 | - So how is it? | - So how is it? |
834 | 00:56:28,678 | 00:56:31,095 | - It's pretty cool. | - It's pretty cool. |
835 | 00:56:42,616 | 00:56:44,116 | Vince, come quick! | Vince, come quick! |
836 | 00:56:45,323 | 00:56:46,134 | - What? | - What? |
837 | 00:56:46,158 | 00:56:49,740 | - The gardener fell off the deck. | - The gardener fell off the deck. |
838 | 00:56:58,950 | 00:56:59,825 | - Holy crap. | - Holy crap. |
839 | 00:56:59,849 | 00:57:00,659 | Juan! | Juan! |
840 | 00:57:00,683 | 00:57:01,816 | Juan! | Juan! |
841 | 00:57:01,840 | 00:57:02,840 | You okay? | You okay? |
842 | 00:57:07,002 | 00:57:07,812 | Juan! | Juan! |
843 | 00:57:07,836 | 00:57:09,400 | Juan! | Juan! |
844 | 00:57:09,424 | 00:57:10,622 | Well, he's alive. | Well, he's alive. |
845 | 00:57:10,646 | 00:57:12,018 | - What? | - What? |
846 | 00:57:12,042 | 00:57:13,875 | - Blower, off. | - Blower, off. |
847 | 00:57:16,466 | 00:57:17,929 | - What the hell, man? | - What the hell, man? |
848 | 00:57:17,953 | 00:57:18,763 | - What? | - What? |
849 | 00:57:18,787 | 00:57:20,058 | Like you have water? | Like you have water? |
850 | 00:57:20,082 | 00:57:21,421 | Juan, Juan, are you okay? | Juan, Juan, are you okay? |
851 | 00:57:22,761 | 00:57:23,613 | Call the police. | Call the police. |
852 | 00:57:23,637 | 00:57:25,031 | - No policia. | - No policia. |
853 | 00:57:25,055 | 00:57:26,204 | - You're hurt. | - You're hurt. |
854 | 00:57:26,228 | 00:57:27,479 | You need Emergencia. | You need Emergencia. |
855 | 00:57:27,503 | 00:57:28,404 | Pharmacia. | Pharmacia. |
856 | 00:57:28,428 | 00:57:29,237 | You need. | You need. |
857 | 00:57:29,261 | 00:57:30,261 | - No, No. | - No, No. |
858 | 00:57:30,996 | 00:57:31,996 | La migra! | La migra! |
859 | 00:57:33,095 | 00:57:34,095 | Call Hermano. | Call Hermano. |
860 | 00:57:45,825 | 00:57:46,635 | - So check this out. | - So check this out. |
861 | 00:57:46,659 | 00:57:50,690 | The gardener was blowing the deck and the rail broke | The gardener was blowing the deck and the rail broke |
862 | 00:57:50,714 | 00:57:52,407 | and he fell off of it. | and he fell off of it. |
863 | 00:57:52,431 | 00:57:53,240 | - Shut up! | - Shut up! |
864 | 00:57:53,264 | 00:57:54,074 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
865 | 00:57:54,098 | 00:57:56,810 | But thank God, he's going to be okay. | But thank God, he's going to be okay. |
866 | 00:57:56,834 | 00:58:00,299 | - Well, wouldn't God have saved him? | - Well, wouldn't God have saved him? |
867 | 00:58:00,323 | 00:58:02,901 | - Well, if he would have died, we'd be screwed. | - Well, if he would have died, we'd be screwed. |
868 | 00:58:02,925 | 00:58:04,675 | So your God saved us. | So your God saved us. |
869 | 00:58:08,831 | 00:58:11,374 | - What, what's gotten into you? | - What, what's gotten into you? |
870 | 00:58:11,398 | 00:58:13,670 | You're the one who believes in God? | You're the one who believes in God? |
871 | 00:58:13,694 | 00:58:15,140 | - I thought you didn't? | - I thought you didn't? |
872 | 00:58:15,164 | 00:58:18,050 | - It's not that I believe there isn't a God, | - It's not that I believe there isn't a God, |
873 | 00:58:18,074 | 00:58:21,179 | it's just that there is no real evidence that a God exists. | it's just that there is no real evidence that a God exists. |
874 | 00:58:21,203 | 00:58:23,504 | But maybe that's what this is. | But maybe that's what this is. |
875 | 00:58:23,528 | 00:58:26,705 | - Well, it's not even that I really believe there is a God, | - Well, it's not even that I really believe there is a God, |
876 | 00:58:26,729 | 00:58:30,982 | it's that life couldn't exist just by coincidence. | it's that life couldn't exist just by coincidence. |
877 | 00:58:31,006 | 00:58:33,387 | I don't know, maybe it does. | I don't know, maybe it does. |
878 | 00:58:33,411 | 00:58:35,995 | You know, a guy almost died in the back of our yard, | You know, a guy almost died in the back of our yard, |
879 | 00:58:36,019 | 00:58:38,902 | so how can there be a God? | so how can there be a God? |
880 | 00:58:38,926 | 00:58:40,284 | - Almost! | - Almost! |
881 | 00:58:52,064 | 00:58:52,873 | Goodnight? | Goodnight? |
882 | 00:58:52,897 | 00:58:53,897 | - Goodnight. | - Goodnight. |
883 | 00:59:45,658 | 00:59:47,325 | - What's up? | - What's up? |
884 | 01:00:09,795 | 01:00:11,378 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
885 | 01:00:19,071 | 01:00:20,071 | You okay? | You okay? |
886 | 01:00:44,309 | 01:00:45,309 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
887 | 01:01:06,056 | 01:01:07,889 | Are you sleep walking? | Are you sleep walking? |
888 | 01:01:15,135 | 01:01:17,718 | Oh, my god, your eyes are open. | Oh, my god, your eyes are open. |
889 | 01:01:26,703 | 01:01:30,286 | I don't think I'm suppose to mess with you. | I don't think I'm suppose to mess with you. |
890 | 01:01:48,791 | 01:01:51,541 | Why would you turn the alarm off? | Why would you turn the alarm off? |
891 | 01:03:21,801 | 01:03:23,210 | What? | What? |
892 | 01:03:37,566 | 01:03:38,566 | Game room? | Game room? |
893 | 01:03:45,726 | 01:03:46,723 | What the hell? | What the hell? |
894 | 01:03:46,747 | 01:03:48,238 | This is like the freakiest thing, | This is like the freakiest thing, |
895 | 01:03:48,262 | 01:03:50,679 | like how does this door open? | like how does this door open? |
896 | 01:03:52,609 | 01:03:54,732 | - I sleepwalk now? | - I sleepwalk now? |
897 | 01:03:54,756 | 01:03:56,472 | - Yeah, I don't know. | - Yeah, I don't know. |
898 | 01:03:56,496 | 01:03:59,321 | What I can't explain is the slider? | What I can't explain is the slider? |
899 | 01:03:59,345 | 01:04:01,845 | I mean, wind couldn't do this. | I mean, wind couldn't do this. |
900 | 01:04:02,847 | 01:04:03,805 | - Tica, Tica. | - Tica, Tica. |
901 | 01:04:03,829 | 01:04:04,899 | Come on. | Come on. |
902 | 01:04:04,923 | 01:04:06,303 | Come here, come on. | Come here, come on. |
903 | 01:04:06,327 | 01:04:07,218 | Come on. | Come on. |
904 | 01:04:07,242 | 01:04:08,324 | Hey guys, hi. | Hey guys, hi. |
905 | 01:04:09,472 | 01:04:13,018 | Look at the puppies, look at the puppies. | Look at the puppies, look at the puppies. |
906 | 01:04:13,042 | 01:04:14,247 | Hi. | Hi. |
907 | 01:04:14,271 | 01:04:15,401 | Hi. | Hi. |
908 | 01:04:15,425 | 01:04:17,381 | - What the hell, Christina? | - What the hell, Christina? |
909 | 01:04:17,405 | 01:04:20,733 | - Wait, but they are playing so good together. | - Wait, but they are playing so good together. |
910 | 01:04:20,757 | 01:04:22,542 | - What are you doing? | - What are you doing? |
911 | 01:04:22,566 | 01:04:25,559 | - You said if I got a dog I could go on walks. | - You said if I got a dog I could go on walks. |
912 | 01:04:25,583 | 01:04:26,767 | - No, I said that you coming | - No, I said that you coming |
913 | 01:04:26,791 | 01:04:28,379 | over here was inappropriate, | over here was inappropriate, |
914 | 01:04:28,403 | 01:04:31,070 | that you didn't even have a dog. | that you didn't even have a dog. |
915 | 01:04:33,880 | 01:04:36,163 | Look, this is trespassing. | Look, this is trespassing. |
916 | 01:04:36,187 | 01:04:37,162 | We have cameras. | We have cameras. |
917 | 01:04:37,186 | 01:04:39,268 | You can't come over here. | You can't come over here. |
918 | 01:04:40,837 | 01:04:43,388 | - But you need me. | - But you need me. |
919 | 01:04:43,412 | 01:04:44,891 | - No, we need viewers, | - No, we need viewers, |
920 | 01:04:44,915 | 01:04:47,322 | we don't need people coming over and stalking us. | we don't need people coming over and stalking us. |
921 | 01:04:47,346 | 01:04:49,154 | You have to go. | You have to go. |
922 | 01:05:02,360 | 01:05:03,360 | Oh, my god! | Oh, my god! |
923 | 01:05:04,188 | 01:05:07,664 | - She tries to take my babies, I'll take care of her. | - She tries to take my babies, I'll take care of her. |
924 | 01:05:07,688 | 01:05:08,888 | - What the hell is that? | - What the hell is that? |
925 | 01:05:08,912 | 01:05:09,722 | - Nothing. | - Nothing. |
926 | 01:05:09,746 | 01:05:11,078 | - Is that a gun? | - Is that a gun? |
927 | 01:05:12,098 | 01:05:14,532 | Did you bring a gun? | Did you bring a gun? |
928 | 01:05:14,556 | 01:05:15,973 | - No, no, no, no. | - No, no, no, no. |
929 | 01:05:19,153 | 01:05:21,122 | - Where the hell did you get a gun? | - Where the hell did you get a gun? |
930 | 01:05:21,146 | 01:05:22,882 | - I bought it. | - I bought it. |
931 | 01:05:22,906 | 01:05:25,063 | - You brought a gun into our house? | - You brought a gun into our house? |
932 | 01:05:25,087 | 01:05:26,985 | - We need protection from crazy fans, | - We need protection from crazy fans, |
933 | 01:05:27,009 | 01:05:29,796 | and doors opening up in the middle of the night. | and doors opening up in the middle of the night. |
934 | 01:05:29,820 | 01:05:32,685 | I don't know, maybe it was her, maybe she opened the door. | I don't know, maybe it was her, maybe she opened the door. |
935 | 01:05:32,709 | 01:05:35,453 | - These things are dangerous. | - These things are dangerous. |
936 | 01:05:35,477 | 01:05:37,622 | This thing is loaded. | This thing is loaded. |
937 | 01:05:37,646 | 01:05:39,313 | - The safety was on. | - The safety was on. |
938 | 01:05:41,548 | 01:05:44,293 | - Look, if you wanna own a gun, | - Look, if you wanna own a gun, |
939 | 01:05:44,317 | 01:05:45,695 | we've gotta learn how to use it. | we've gotta learn how to use it. |
940 | 01:06:05,027 | 01:06:06,715 | So how is it? | So how is it? |
941 | 01:06:06,739 | 01:06:07,991 | - It's awesome. | - It's awesome. |
942 | 01:08:18,470 | 01:08:19,887 | - Deanna? | - Deanna? |
943 | 01:08:57,553 | 01:08:58,720 | What the hell? | What the hell? |
944 | 01:09:39,849 | 01:09:40,895 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
945 | 01:09:40,919 | 01:09:42,502 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
946 | 01:10:02,953 | 01:10:03,953 | - Oh, Jesus! | - Oh, Jesus! |
947 | 01:10:06,013 | 01:10:07,260 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
948 | 01:10:10,749 | 01:10:13,156 | Are you sleep walking again? | Are you sleep walking again? |
949 | 01:10:13,180 | 01:10:16,025 | Are you digging my grave? | Are you digging my grave? |
950 | 01:10:16,049 | 01:10:17,953 | - This isn't me. That's not real. | - This isn't me. That's not real. |
951 | 01:10:17,977 | 01:10:19,991 | - You're right there. | - You're right there. |
952 | 01:10:20,015 | 01:10:21,348 | - You faked this. | - You faked this. |
953 | 01:10:21,372 | 01:10:22,868 | - How? | - How? |
954 | 01:10:22,892 | 01:10:24,215 | Why would I fake this? | Why would I fake this? |
955 | 01:10:24,239 | 01:10:25,280 | - That's not me. | - That's not me. |
956 | 01:10:25,304 | 01:10:26,503 | You faked it. | You faked it. |
957 | 01:10:26,527 | 01:10:30,493 | - There's security cameras, there's my vlog camera, | - There's security cameras, there's my vlog camera, |
958 | 01:10:30,517 | 01:10:32,186 | there's holes out back. | there's holes out back. |
959 | 01:10:32,210 | 01:10:34,443 | How could I fake this? | How could I fake this? |
960 | 01:10:37,518 | 01:10:38,601 | - Oh, my god! | - Oh, my god! |
961 | 01:10:40,281 | 01:10:41,584 | This is real? | This is real? |
962 | 01:10:41,608 | 01:10:42,499 | - Yeah, okay. | - Yeah, okay. |
963 | 01:10:42,523 | 01:10:44,057 | While you obsess over this, | While you obsess over this, |
964 | 01:10:44,081 | 01:10:47,583 | I'm gonna move some security cameras. | I'm gonna move some security cameras. |
965 | 01:10:47,607 | 01:10:50,444 | - Well, this camera and this camera doesn't seem | - Well, this camera and this camera doesn't seem |
966 | 01:10:50,468 | 01:10:52,805 | to be doing much good up here. | to be doing much good up here. |
967 | 01:10:52,829 | 01:10:56,193 | If she's gonna bury me, I want someone to see it. | If she's gonna bury me, I want someone to see it. |
968 | 01:10:56,217 | 01:10:59,217 | - Hey, Vince, come in here. | - Hey, Vince, come in here. |
969 | 01:11:02,458 | 01:11:04,883 | I pulled up the footage of when I was praying | I pulled up the footage of when I was praying |
970 | 01:11:04,907 | 01:11:08,453 | and of the night the ceiling fan fell. | and of the night the ceiling fan fell. |
971 | 01:11:08,477 | 01:11:10,977 | What do these file names mean? | What do these file names mean? |
972 | 01:11:12,266 | 01:11:15,103 | - Oh, the camera stamps it. | - Oh, the camera stamps it. |
973 | 01:11:15,127 | 01:11:18,490 | It like the camera name the date and the time. | It like the camera name the date and the time. |
974 | 01:11:18,514 | 01:11:22,897 | - Well, both of these have 1:08 a.m. | - Well, both of these have 1:08 a.m. |
975 | 01:11:22,921 | 01:11:24,769 | on different dates. | on different dates. |
976 | 01:11:24,793 | 01:11:28,960 | And here, 1:08, is when we started hearing noises. | And here, 1:08, is when we started hearing noises. |
977 | 01:11:32,948 | 01:11:34,576 | - So you wanna have an exorcism | - So you wanna have an exorcism |
978 | 01:11:34,600 | 01:11:35,488 | or something at 1:08? | or something at 1:08? |
979 | 01:11:35,512 | 01:11:37,334 | - No, no, no, no. | - No, no, no, no. |
980 | 01:11:37,358 | 01:11:39,254 | - We could exorcize the demons! | - We could exorcize the demons! |
981 | 01:11:39,278 | 01:11:40,924 | - No, not where I was going, | - No, not where I was going, |
982 | 01:11:40,948 | 01:11:42,502 | we're not messing with this, no. | we're not messing with this, no. |
983 | 01:11:42,526 | 01:11:43,769 | - We could get a Ouija board too. | - We could get a Ouija board too. |
984 | 01:11:43,793 | 01:11:45,274 | - Oh, hell no. | - Oh, hell no. |
985 | 01:11:45,298 | 01:11:47,290 | No, no, no, no, no. | No, no, no, no, no. |
986 | 01:11:47,314 | 01:11:49,268 | Vince, I don't want to do this. | Vince, I don't want to do this. |
987 | 01:11:49,292 | 01:11:50,102 | - We already went over this. | - We already went over this. |
988 | 01:11:50,126 | 01:11:51,333 | What else are we gonna do? | What else are we gonna do? |
989 | 01:11:51,357 | 01:11:53,726 | - I don't know, hire someone with more experience. | - I don't know, hire someone with more experience. |
990 | 01:11:53,750 | 01:11:55,008 | Like a priest? | Like a priest? |
991 | 01:11:55,032 | 01:11:55,916 | - A virgin? | - A virgin? |
992 | 01:11:55,940 | 01:11:57,911 | This is not a job for a virgin. | This is not a job for a virgin. |
993 | 01:11:57,935 | 01:12:00,501 | Look, I've seen the "Exorcist" like 100 times, | Look, I've seen the "Exorcist" like 100 times, |
994 | 01:12:00,525 | 01:12:04,216 | I have a bible, I totally got this. | I have a bible, I totally got this. |
995 | 01:12:04,240 | 01:12:05,405 | Maybe we should shut the lights? | Maybe we should shut the lights? |
996 | 01:12:05,429 | 01:12:06,320 | - No! | - No! |
997 | 01:12:06,344 | 01:12:08,190 | - Fine, fine. | - Fine, fine. |
998 | 01:12:08,214 | 01:12:12,760 | Ghostly spirit, if you are here move something, | Ghostly spirit, if you are here move something, |
999 | 01:12:12,784 | 01:12:13,867 | do something. | do something. |
1000 | 01:12:18,487 | 01:12:20,431 | You feeling okay? | You feeling okay? |
1001 | 01:12:20,455 | 01:12:22,163 | - Something's here. | - Something's here. |
1002 | 01:12:22,187 | 01:12:23,079 | - Fantastic! | - Fantastic! |
1003 | 01:12:23,103 | 01:12:24,352 | Close the door. | Close the door. |
1004 | 01:12:27,805 | 01:12:29,388 | - Do you hear that? | - Do you hear that? |
1005 | 01:12:30,260 | 01:12:32,295 | - I cast you out, ghostly spirit! | - I cast you out, ghostly spirit! |
1006 | 01:12:32,319 | 01:12:34,687 | In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ! | In the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ! |
1007 | 01:12:34,711 | 01:12:36,927 | It is he who commands you! | It is he who commands you! |
1008 | 01:12:36,951 | 01:12:38,906 | Be gone from this house. | Be gone from this house. |
1009 | 01:12:38,930 | 01:12:41,584 | In the name of the Father, in the name of the Son, | In the name of the Father, in the name of the Son, |
1010 | 01:12:41,608 | 01:12:43,596 | in the name of the Holy Spirit. | in the name of the Holy Spirit. |
1011 | 01:12:43,620 | 01:12:46,237 | It is the power of Christ that compels you. | It is the power of Christ that compels you. |
1012 | 01:12:46,261 | 01:12:48,823 | It is the power of Christ compels you! | It is the power of Christ compels you! |
1013 | 01:12:48,847 | 01:12:50,964 | Deanna, the response, please. | Deanna, the response, please. |
1014 | 01:12:50,988 | 01:12:53,321 | It is the power of Christ... | It is the power of Christ... |
1015 | 01:12:59,551 | 01:13:00,787 | - Oh, my god! | - Oh, my god! |
1016 | 01:13:00,811 | 01:13:01,919 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
1017 | 01:13:01,943 | 01:13:02,875 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
1018 | 01:13:02,899 | 01:13:04,648 | Deanna, are you okay? | Deanna, are you okay? |
1019 | 01:13:13,121 | 01:13:14,065 | - Oh, god. | - Oh, god. |
1020 | 01:13:14,089 | 01:13:16,277 | Oh, thank God, I thought... | Oh, thank God, I thought... |
1021 | 01:13:16,301 | 01:13:20,129 | Deanna isn't feeling well today, so she's staying home. | Deanna isn't feeling well today, so she's staying home. |
1022 | 01:13:20,153 | 01:13:23,100 | I, on the other hand, am on my way to the County... | I, on the other hand, am on my way to the County... |
1023 | 01:13:23,124 | 01:13:24,495 | Register Recorder. | Register Recorder. |
1024 | 01:13:24,519 | 01:13:26,143 | I probably can't record in there, | I probably can't record in there, |
1025 | 01:13:26,167 | 01:13:30,834 | but I have a hidden microphone, so lets see what we get. | but I have a hidden microphone, so lets see what we get. |
1026 | 01:13:36,656 | 01:13:38,299 | - How can I help you? | - How can I help you? |
1027 | 01:13:38,323 | 01:13:39,985 | - I'd like to do a property search | - I'd like to do a property search |
1028 | 01:13:40,009 | 01:13:44,176 | to find out about the previous owners of my house. | to find out about the previous owners of my house. |
1029 | 01:13:49,275 | 01:13:51,816 | Well, I've got a list of names and addresses, | Well, I've got a list of names and addresses, |
1030 | 01:13:51,840 | 01:13:53,160 | now it's time to track them down. | now it's time to track them down. |
1031 | 01:15:47,904 | 01:15:48,904 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
1032 | 01:16:00,794 | 01:16:01,794 | Hello. | Hello. |
1033 | 01:16:04,900 | 01:16:08,150 | I think the passcode is ah Venti Mocha. | I think the passcode is ah Venti Mocha. |
1034 | 01:16:10,116 | 01:16:11,949 | Yeah, what set it off? | Yeah, what set it off? |
1035 | 01:16:13,603 | 01:16:15,862 | Oh, I changed the code, | Oh, I changed the code, |
1036 | 01:16:15,886 | 01:16:19,540 | I think the wife must have keyed in the wrong code. | I think the wife must have keyed in the wrong code. |
1037 | 01:16:21,334 | 01:16:22,627 | Yeah, it's fine. | Yeah, it's fine. |
1038 | 01:16:22,651 | 01:16:24,237 | Yeah, you can cancel the police. | Yeah, you can cancel the police. |
1039 | 01:16:24,261 | 01:16:25,497 | No, it's okay. | No, it's okay. |
1040 | 01:16:25,521 | 01:16:26,521 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1041 | 01:16:30,146 | 01:16:31,146 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
1042 | 01:16:36,443 | 01:16:37,443 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
1043 | 01:16:40,524 | 01:16:41,571 | Hun? | Hun? |
1044 | 01:16:41,595 | 01:16:42,595 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
1045 | 01:16:43,497 | 01:16:46,747 | I changed the code, everything's fine. | I changed the code, everything's fine. |
1046 | 01:16:53,273 | 01:16:54,256 | According to the county, | According to the county, |
1047 | 01:16:54,280 | 01:16:56,636 | the last people to own my house were a Steve | the last people to own my house were a Steve |
1048 | 01:16:56,660 | 01:16:58,609 | and Loraine Spottiswoode. | and Loraine Spottiswoode. |
1049 | 01:16:58,633 | 01:17:01,288 | Not exactly a Mexican surname. | Not exactly a Mexican surname. |
1050 | 01:17:01,312 | 01:17:02,504 | But I tracked him down | But I tracked him down |
1051 | 01:17:02,528 | 01:17:04,099 | and it turns out he's an accountant working | and it turns out he's an accountant working |
1052 | 01:17:04,123 | 01:17:05,642 | at this building here. | at this building here. |
1053 | 01:17:05,666 | 01:17:10,583 | So I'm gonna take my phone, stick it in my pocket, | So I'm gonna take my phone, stick it in my pocket, |
1054 | 01:17:11,944 | 01:17:13,777 | see what I can record. | see what I can record. |
1055 | 01:17:20,442 | 01:17:22,614 | - Now, what can I do for you? | - Now, what can I do for you? |
1056 | 01:17:22,638 | 01:17:24,491 | - Well, ah this may sound odd | - Well, ah this may sound odd |
1057 | 01:17:24,515 | 01:17:28,262 | but I live in your old house. | but I live in your old house. |
1058 | 01:17:28,286 | 01:17:29,703 | - Mm-hmm. | - Mm-hmm. |
1059 | 01:17:31,647 | 01:17:32,457 | - I'm trying to find out | - I'm trying to find out |
1060 | 01:17:32,481 | 01:17:34,449 | about an incident that happened there. | about an incident that happened there. |
1061 | 01:17:34,473 | 01:17:35,641 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1062 | 01:17:35,665 | 01:17:38,443 | Well, I've searched all over | Well, I've searched all over |
1063 | 01:17:38,467 | 01:17:40,456 | and I haven't been able to find anything. | and I haven't been able to find anything. |
1064 | 01:17:40,480 | 01:17:42,008 | - Yeah, you won't. | - Yeah, you won't. |
1065 | 01:17:42,032 | 01:17:44,591 | Never made the papers. | Never made the papers. |
1066 | 01:17:44,615 | 01:17:46,584 | The economy had tanked. | The economy had tanked. |
1067 | 01:17:46,608 | 01:17:48,383 | The headlines were full of falling stocks | The headlines were full of falling stocks |
1068 | 01:17:48,407 | 01:17:51,825 | and CEO golden parachutes. | and CEO golden parachutes. |
1069 | 01:17:51,849 | 01:17:54,700 | Nobody cared about an immigrant suicide. | Nobody cared about an immigrant suicide. |
1070 | 01:17:54,724 | 01:17:58,064 | You have to understand, the economy was rough, | You have to understand, the economy was rough, |
1071 | 01:17:58,088 | 01:17:59,870 | and he came to... | and he came to... |
1072 | 01:17:59,894 | 01:18:01,760 | What was his name? | What was his name? |
1073 | 01:18:01,784 | 01:18:02,723 | Joe. | Joe. |
1074 | 01:18:02,747 | 01:18:03,876 | I think Joseph. | I think Joseph. |
1075 | 01:18:03,900 | 01:18:04,710 | Joshua! | Joshua! |
1076 | 01:18:04,734 | 01:18:06,178 | Joshua Juarez. | Joshua Juarez. |
1077 | 01:18:06,202 | 01:18:07,918 | Came to me, had plenty of cash, | Came to me, had plenty of cash, |
1078 | 01:18:07,942 | 01:18:09,775 | didn't want a background check. | didn't want a background check. |
1079 | 01:18:09,799 | 01:18:11,786 | Seemed like nice enough people. | Seemed like nice enough people. |
1080 | 01:18:11,810 | 01:18:13,783 | Houses everywhere were vacant. | Houses everywhere were vacant. |
1081 | 01:18:13,807 | 01:18:18,241 | Here's a renter, how could I turn the money down? | Here's a renter, how could I turn the money down? |
1082 | 01:18:18,265 | 01:18:21,765 | Apparently, his oldest daughter had killed | Apparently, his oldest daughter had killed |
1083 | 01:18:22,910 | 01:18:26,346 | her little brother back in Mexico. | her little brother back in Mexico. |
1084 | 01:18:26,370 | 01:18:29,406 | Then he took the girls and fled to the United States. | Then he took the girls and fled to the United States. |
1085 | 01:18:29,430 | 01:18:30,739 | I didn't know any of that stuff | I didn't know any of that stuff |
1086 | 01:18:30,763 | 01:18:32,823 | when I rented the house to him. | when I rented the house to him. |
1087 | 01:18:32,847 | 01:18:35,959 | But his sister lived nearby, | But his sister lived nearby, |
1088 | 01:18:35,983 | 01:18:39,560 | she was in the catering business or something like that. | she was in the catering business or something like that. |
1089 | 01:18:39,584 | 01:18:41,861 | And a couple months later, | And a couple months later, |
1090 | 01:18:41,885 | 01:18:46,802 | he shoots his wife and then hangs himself in the yard. | he shoots his wife and then hangs himself in the yard. |
1091 | 01:18:47,636 | 01:18:48,446 | - Girls? | - Girls? |
1092 | 01:18:48,470 | 01:18:50,491 | - Yeah, two girls. | - Yeah, two girls. |
1093 | 01:18:50,515 | 01:18:53,523 | The eldest, the one the police were looking for, | The eldest, the one the police were looking for, |
1094 | 01:18:53,547 | 01:18:55,765 | she just vanished. | she just vanished. |
1095 | 01:18:55,789 | 01:18:58,833 | And the younger one, I think she went to live with her aunt. | And the younger one, I think she went to live with her aunt. |
1096 | 01:19:06,158 | 01:19:09,158 | - All right, it's time for me to go. | - All right, it's time for me to go. |
1097 | 01:19:09,995 | 01:19:10,995 | Hun? | Hun? |
1098 | 01:19:14,443 | 01:19:15,443 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
1099 | 01:19:17,715 | 01:19:18,715 | Hello baby. | Hello baby. |
1100 | 01:19:19,907 | 01:19:21,240 | Where's you mom? | Where's you mom? |
1101 | 01:19:24,504 | 01:19:27,527 | All right, well, where ever your hiding, | All right, well, where ever your hiding, |
1102 | 01:19:27,551 | 01:19:29,551 | I shouldn't be too late. | I shouldn't be too late. |
1103 | 01:19:39,672 | 01:19:40,672 | Hun? | Hun? |
1104 | 01:19:42,998 | 01:19:43,998 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
1105 | 01:19:46,779 | 01:19:49,029 | Are you trying to scare me? | Are you trying to scare me? |
1106 | 01:19:55,951 | 01:19:56,951 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
1107 | 01:20:02,252 | 01:20:03,252 | Hun? | Hun? |
1108 | 01:20:09,671 | 01:20:13,126 | All right, well, where ever you are, | All right, well, where ever you are, |
1109 | 01:20:13,150 | 01:20:14,638 | I shouldn't be too late. | I shouldn't be too late. |
1110 | 01:20:14,662 | 01:20:15,662 | Love you. | Love you. |
1111 | 01:20:19,066 | 01:20:20,066 | Holy Crap! | Holy Crap! |
1112 | 01:20:22,253 | 01:20:23,253 | Oh my god. | Oh my god. |
1113 | 01:20:28,568 | 01:20:32,430 | - You won't let her, you won't let her. | - You won't let her, you won't let her. |
1114 | 01:20:32,454 | 01:20:34,652 | - You want me to shoot you? | - You want me to shoot you? |
1115 | 01:20:34,676 | 01:20:37,125 | - No, no, I don't know. | - No, no, I don't know. |
1116 | 01:20:37,149 | 01:20:39,594 | You won't let her, and she needs me. | You won't let her, and she needs me. |
1117 | 01:20:39,618 | 01:20:40,427 | - Who? | - Who? |
1118 | 01:20:40,451 | 01:20:41,261 | What? | What? |
1119 | 01:20:41,285 | 01:20:45,034 | God damn it, what the hell is wrong with you? | God damn it, what the hell is wrong with you? |
1120 | 01:20:56,799 | 01:20:57,799 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
1121 | 01:21:03,601 | 01:21:04,601 | Deanna? | Deanna? |
1122 | 01:21:08,752 | 01:21:09,752 | Deanna! | Deanna! |
1123 | 01:21:12,001 | 01:21:12,810 | Deanna, are you okay? | Deanna, are you okay? |
1124 | 01:21:12,834 | 01:21:13,834 | Deanna. | Deanna. |
1125 | 01:21:14,597 | 01:21:15,597 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
1126 | 01:21:25,204 | 01:21:26,204 | Hey, hun. | Hey, hun. |
1127 | 01:21:26,966 | 01:21:28,935 | I'm sorry I didn't believe you. | I'm sorry I didn't believe you. |
1128 | 01:21:30,672 | 01:21:34,744 | I wanna stay another night but the nurses won't let me. | I wanna stay another night but the nurses won't let me. |
1129 | 01:21:34,768 | 01:21:37,533 | I think your roommate is having a fit. | I think your roommate is having a fit. |
1130 | 01:21:37,557 | 01:21:39,557 | But you'll wake up soon. | But you'll wake up soon. |
1131 | 01:22:22,968 | 01:22:24,051 | What is that? | What is that? |
1132 | 01:23:35,473 | 01:23:37,495 | Why is this happening? | Why is this happening? |
1133 | 01:24:15,137 | 01:24:15,946 | Hey. | Hey. |
1134 | 01:24:15,970 | 01:24:16,779 | - Hey, man. | - Hey, man. |
1135 | 01:24:16,803 | 01:24:17,612 | - How's it going? | - How's it going? |
1136 | 01:24:17,636 | 01:24:18,445 | - Good, good. | - Good, good. |
1137 | 01:24:18,469 | 01:24:19,279 | How you doing? | How you doing? |
1138 | 01:24:19,303 | 01:24:21,077 | - Eh, I been better. | - Eh, I been better. |
1139 | 01:24:21,101 | 01:24:21,911 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1140 | 01:24:21,935 | 01:24:23,211 | - But I really appreciate you taking this for me. | - But I really appreciate you taking this for me. |
1141 | 01:24:23,235 | 01:24:24,556 | - Awe, no problem. | - Awe, no problem. |
1142 | 01:24:24,580 | 01:24:25,768 | How's she doing? | How's she doing? |
1143 | 01:24:25,792 | 01:24:28,250 | - Doctors say that its a reaction to her sleeping pills, | - Doctors say that its a reaction to her sleeping pills, |
1144 | 01:24:28,274 | 01:24:30,274 | but she'll wake up soon. | but she'll wake up soon. |
1145 | 01:24:34,920 | 01:24:37,777 | - Something's not right in here, man. | - Something's not right in here, man. |
1146 | 01:24:37,801 | 01:24:42,159 | - Yeah, tell me about it. | - Yeah, tell me about it. |
1147 | 01:24:42,183 | 01:24:43,871 | - You need to call Heather, man. | - You need to call Heather, man. |
1148 | 01:24:43,895 | 01:24:45,415 | - Who's Heather? | - Who's Heather? |
1149 | 01:24:45,439 | 01:24:48,333 | - Heather is a spiritual friend. | - Heather is a spiritual friend. |
1150 | 01:24:48,357 | 01:24:49,577 | - A medium? | - A medium? |
1151 | 01:24:49,601 | 01:24:50,723 | - More of a small. | - More of a small. |
1152 | 01:24:50,747 | 01:24:52,242 | You're judgemental. | You're judgemental. |
1153 | 01:24:52,266 | 01:24:56,670 | - My homicidal wife is in the hospital. | - My homicidal wife is in the hospital. |
1154 | 01:24:56,694 | 01:24:59,413 | And you think I need a medium? | And you think I need a medium? |
1155 | 01:24:59,437 | 01:25:00,246 | - She can help you with this. | - She can help you with this. |
1156 | 01:25:00,270 | 01:25:01,079 | You feel it. | You feel it. |
1157 | 01:25:01,103 | 01:25:01,924 | It's off. | It's off. |
1158 | 01:25:01,948 | 01:25:04,030 | An exorcism or something. | An exorcism or something. |
1159 | 01:25:05,416 | 01:25:06,226 | It's possessed. | It's possessed. |
1160 | 01:25:06,250 | 01:25:07,641 | - Possessed? | - Possessed? |
1161 | 01:25:07,665 | 01:25:09,710 | Possessed would mean that there is an afterlife. | Possessed would mean that there is an afterlife. |
1162 | 01:25:09,734 | 01:25:11,563 | That there's a God and a devil. | That there's a God and a devil. |
1163 | 01:25:11,587 | 01:25:12,397 | - Exactly. | - Exactly. |
1164 | 01:25:12,421 | 01:25:14,753 | Dude, maybe God is an alien. | Dude, maybe God is an alien. |
1165 | 01:25:16,156 | 01:25:16,966 | Maybe. | Maybe. |
1166 | 01:25:16,990 | 01:25:20,239 | John 17:14, "We are not of this World." | John 17:14, "We are not of this World." |
1167 | 01:25:22,109 | 01:25:26,273 | Look, man, some believe that earth is hell, | Look, man, some believe that earth is hell, |
1168 | 01:25:26,297 | 01:25:30,595 | and then if you have faith, you find salvation in heaven. | and then if you have faith, you find salvation in heaven. |
1169 | 01:25:30,619 | 01:25:35,196 | But if you don't have faith, then you die here in hell. | But if you don't have faith, then you die here in hell. |
1170 | 01:25:35,220 | 01:25:38,236 | An Atheist might live a completely normal life, | An Atheist might live a completely normal life, |
1171 | 01:25:38,260 | 01:25:41,427 | but then there's no afterlife for him. | but then there's no afterlife for him. |
1172 | 01:25:43,170 | 01:25:46,762 | You believe that there's life in other universes, right? | You believe that there's life in other universes, right? |
1173 | 01:25:46,786 | 01:25:48,566 | - I don't know. | - I don't know. |
1174 | 01:25:48,590 | 01:25:49,840 | - Okay, listen. | - Okay, listen. |
1175 | 01:25:52,352 | 01:25:53,527 | Just... | Just... |
1176 | 01:25:55,202 | 01:25:56,958 | ...call Heather. | ...call Heather. |
1177 | 01:25:56,982 | 01:25:59,232 | And here, protect yourself. | And here, protect yourself. |
1178 | 01:26:00,324 | 01:26:03,456 | - You're giving me the cross off your back. | - You're giving me the cross off your back. |
1179 | 01:26:03,480 | 01:26:05,130 | - Yeah, that was my father's. | - Yeah, that was my father's. |
1180 | 01:26:05,154 | 01:26:08,238 | Don't disrespect him and not wear it. | Don't disrespect him and not wear it. |
1181 | 01:26:08,262 | 01:26:09,325 | - I can't take this. | - I can't take this. |
1182 | 01:26:09,349 | 01:26:10,929 | - Yeah, you can. | - Yeah, you can. |
1183 | 01:26:10,953 | 01:26:15,953 | What kinda Christian would I be if I don't try to save you? | What kinda Christian would I be if I don't try to save you? |
1184 | 01:26:16,696 | 01:26:18,696 | - Hi, I'm Vince. | - Hi, I'm Vince. |
1185 | 01:26:22,229 | 01:26:25,563 | - Something awful happened here. | - Something awful happened here. |
1186 | 01:26:25,587 | 01:26:28,559 | Your wife is in mortal danger. | Your wife is in mortal danger. |
1187 | 01:26:28,583 | 01:26:33,250 | - So do you like perform exorcisms or something? | - So do you like perform exorcisms or something? |
1188 | 01:26:38,416 | 01:26:42,083 | - Your house is not haunted, it's your wife. | - Your house is not haunted, it's your wife. |
1189 | 01:26:48,131 | 01:26:49,548 | It happened here. | It happened here. |
1190 | 01:26:51,841 | 01:26:53,871 | She took her last breath. | She took her last breath. |
1191 | 01:26:53,895 | 01:26:56,222 | - Actually, it happened in the living room. | - Actually, it happened in the living room. |
1192 | 01:26:56,246 | 01:26:59,996 | - There is death in many rooms in this house. | - There is death in many rooms in this house. |
1193 | 01:27:14,460 | 01:27:16,043 | - The hell? | - The hell? |
1194 | 01:27:27,539 | 01:27:28,364 | This chick is crazy. | This chick is crazy. |
1195 | 01:27:28,388 | 01:27:31,291 | - It doesn't matter what you believe. | - It doesn't matter what you believe. |
1196 | 01:27:31,315 | 01:27:32,648 | Demons are real. | Demons are real. |
1197 | 01:27:33,969 | 01:27:36,386 | There is a heaven and a hell. | There is a heaven and a hell. |
1198 | 01:27:39,050 | 01:27:41,840 | Mr. Rocca, do you love your wife? | Mr. Rocca, do you love your wife? |
1199 | 01:27:41,864 | 01:27:42,674 | - Of course. | - Of course. |
1200 | 01:27:42,698 | 01:27:44,106 | - Would you do anything for her? | - Would you do anything for her? |
1201 | 01:27:44,130 | 01:27:45,032 | - Sure, yeah, absolutely. | - Sure, yeah, absolutely. |
1202 | 01:27:45,056 | 01:27:46,565 | - Then why don't you help her? | - Then why don't you help her? |
1203 | 01:27:46,589 | 01:27:47,398 | - I am. | - I am. |
1204 | 01:27:47,422 | 01:27:48,232 | That's why you're here. | That's why you're here. |
1205 | 01:27:48,256 | 01:27:50,622 | - Don't turn your back on God. | - Don't turn your back on God. |
1206 | 01:27:50,646 | 01:27:52,831 | The answers you are in this book. | The answers you are in this book. |
1207 | 01:27:52,855 | 01:27:54,605 | You just have to dig. | You just have to dig. |
1208 | 01:28:01,118 | 01:28:01,928 | - That's it? | - That's it? |
1209 | 01:28:01,952 | 01:28:03,534 | You just leave? | You just leave? |
1210 | 01:28:23,331 | 01:28:24,831 | This is a caterer. | This is a caterer. |
1211 | 01:28:53,850 | 01:28:54,660 | - Hello? | - Hello? |
1212 | 01:28:54,684 | 01:28:57,603 | - Hey, Christina, Can you come over and walk the dogs? | - Hey, Christina, Can you come over and walk the dogs? |
1213 | 01:28:57,627 | 01:28:58,836 | - Yeah, I'd love to. | - Yeah, I'd love to. |
1214 | 01:29:06,990 | 01:29:07,800 | - Hey. | - Hey. |
1215 | 01:29:07,824 | 01:29:09,240 | - Hi. | - Hi. |
1216 | 01:29:10,976 | 01:29:12,818 | - Is this yours? | - Is this yours? |
1217 | 01:29:12,842 | 01:29:14,922 | - Uh-huh. | - Uh-huh. |
1218 | 01:29:14,946 | 01:29:16,657 | - And what about this? | - And what about this? |
1219 | 01:29:16,681 | 01:29:18,598 | - That's my tia my tio's, | - That's my tia my tio's, |
1220 | 01:29:18,622 | 01:29:20,872 | they make food for parties. | they make food for parties. |
1221 | 01:29:22,025 | 01:29:24,775 | - Have you ever seen this before? | - Have you ever seen this before? |
1222 | 01:29:28,603 | 01:29:29,770 | How bout this? | How bout this? |
1223 | 01:29:30,862 | 01:29:32,682 | - Where did you get that? | - Where did you get that? |
1224 | 01:29:32,706 | 01:29:33,783 | - You know what this is? | - You know what this is? |
1225 | 01:29:33,807 | 01:29:34,616 | - Give it. | - Give it. |
1226 | 01:29:34,640 | 01:29:35,449 | I need it. | I need it. |
1227 | 01:29:35,473 | 01:29:36,283 | It's mine. | It's mine. |
1228 | 01:29:36,307 | 01:29:37,487 | No, no, no. | No, no, no. |
1229 | 01:29:37,511 | 01:29:41,761 | I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling. | I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling, I'm telling. |
1230 | 01:29:51,169 | 01:29:52,458 | - Did she get the cross? | - Did she get the cross? |
1231 | 01:29:52,482 | 01:29:54,400 | - No, she definitely tried though. | - No, she definitely tried though. |
1232 | 01:29:54,424 | 01:29:56,758 | - I knew it was valuable. | - I knew it was valuable. |
1233 | 01:30:23,332 | 01:30:25,770 | - Why you doing that? | - Why you doing that? |
1234 | 01:30:25,794 | 01:30:28,544 | - Maybe instead, you should dig. | - Maybe instead, you should dig. |
1235 | 01:30:28,568 | 01:30:31,068 | - Don't you want to catch this on film? | - Don't you want to catch this on film? |
1236 | 01:30:33,643 | 01:30:35,073 | I see you're wearing another cross. | I see you're wearing another cross. |
1237 | 01:30:35,097 | 01:30:37,264 | - Yeah, Tom gave it to me. | - Yeah, Tom gave it to me. |
1238 | 01:30:38,311 | 01:30:39,370 | - Maybe that's not the cross | - Maybe that's not the cross |
1239 | 01:30:39,394 | 01:30:41,690 | you should be wearing. | you should be wearing. |
1240 | 01:30:48,894 | 01:30:50,638 | - I don't know why you're shooting this. | - I don't know why you're shooting this. |
1241 | 01:30:50,662 | 01:30:53,975 | - In case you were to spontaneous combust. | - In case you were to spontaneous combust. |
1242 | 01:30:53,999 | 01:30:57,829 | - I can't believe I'm buying into this. | - I can't believe I'm buying into this. |
1243 | 01:30:57,853 | 01:31:01,770 | - Well, maybe God's gonna be striking you down. | - Well, maybe God's gonna be striking you down. |
1244 | 01:31:05,580 | 01:31:07,433 | Very anticlimactic. | Very anticlimactic. |
1245 | 01:31:07,457 | 01:31:09,377 | - I don't know what you thought was gonna happen. | - I don't know what you thought was gonna happen. |
1246 | 01:31:15,878 | 01:31:18,160 | - It's a lot of holes. | - It's a lot of holes. |
1247 | 01:31:18,184 | 01:31:19,672 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
1248 | 01:31:19,696 | 01:31:22,012 | I don't think they're deep enough. | I don't think they're deep enough. |
1249 | 01:31:23,969 | 01:31:25,767 | Hey, where did the gardener land? | Hey, where did the gardener land? |
1250 | 01:31:25,791 | 01:31:28,291 | - Right about there. | - Right about there. |
1251 | 01:31:46,851 | 01:31:49,184 | - Seems easy to dig. | - Seems easy to dig. |
1252 | 01:31:52,678 | 01:31:57,678 | - Huh, gotta get this on video. | - Huh, gotta get this on video. |
1253 | 01:32:07,072 | 01:32:09,489 | - It's like a cavern. | - It's like a cavern. |
1254 | 01:32:13,897 | 01:32:14,897 | It's deep. | It's deep. |
1255 | 01:32:21,524 | 01:32:23,200 | - Do you really have something in there? | - Do you really have something in there? |
1256 | 01:32:23,224 | 01:32:24,641 | - Yeah, I just... | - Yeah, I just... |
1257 | 01:32:34,119 | 01:32:35,119 | Holy crap. | Holy crap. |
1258 | 01:32:37,714 | 01:32:39,463 | What if... | What if... |
1259 | 01:32:39,487 | 01:32:40,637 | but this... | but this... |
1260 | 01:32:42,292 | 01:32:44,281 | Maybe we should call the police? | Maybe we should call the police? |
1261 | 01:32:44,305 | 01:32:45,114 | - Oh, that's awesome. | - Oh, that's awesome. |
1262 | 01:32:45,138 | 01:32:46,043 | And tell them what? | And tell them what? |
1263 | 01:32:46,067 | 01:32:47,532 | Hey, we're two guys digging in the yard at 2 a.m. | Hey, we're two guys digging in the yard at 2 a.m. |
1264 | 01:32:47,556 | 01:32:49,288 | and we found a vase. | and we found a vase. |
1265 | 01:32:49,312 | 01:32:53,819 | Yeah, run that through your head, how's that gonna sound? | Yeah, run that through your head, how's that gonna sound? |
1266 | 01:32:53,843 | 01:32:55,426 | - What if it's a... | - What if it's a... |
1267 | 01:32:58,038 | 01:33:00,538 | - Lets just open it. | - Lets just open it. |
1268 | 01:33:08,753 | 01:33:10,371 | Why'd you do that? | Why'd you do that? |
1269 | 01:33:10,395 | 01:33:14,312 | - Dude, come on, man. | - Dude, come on, man. |
1270 | 01:33:23,862 | 01:33:24,862 | Hello? | Hello? |
1271 | 01:33:25,703 | 01:33:26,703 | Hun? | Hun? |
1272 | 01:33:27,693 | 01:33:29,349 | Oh crap, she's awake. | Oh crap, she's awake. |
1273 | 01:33:29,373 | 01:33:31,074 | - What am I suppose to do? | - What am I suppose to do? |
1274 | 01:33:31,098 | 01:33:31,908 | - I don't... | - I don't... |
1275 | 01:33:31,932 | 01:33:32,990 | Go home. | Go home. |
1276 | 01:33:33,014 | 01:33:35,052 | - Owe. | - Owe. |
1277 | 01:33:35,076 | 01:33:37,826 | - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. | - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. |
1278 | 01:34:07,684 | 01:34:08,981 | - All right, when you're done playing, | - All right, when you're done playing, |
1279 | 01:34:09,005 | 01:34:10,635 | you wanna give me a hand with this? | you wanna give me a hand with this? |
1280 | 01:34:19,030 | 01:34:20,337 | - Hey, everybody. | - Hey, everybody. |
1281 | 01:34:20,361 | 01:34:22,328 | - Been a long time since we vlogged. | - Been a long time since we vlogged. |
1282 | 01:34:22,352 | 01:34:23,162 | - Sorry about that. | - Sorry about that. |
1283 | 01:34:23,186 | 01:34:25,857 | - Yeah, I just haven't really been in the mood to. | - Yeah, I just haven't really been in the mood to. |
1284 | 01:34:25,881 | 01:34:28,048 | But not much has happened. | But not much has happened. |
1285 | 01:34:29,308 | 01:34:30,118 | - No. | - No. |
1286 | 01:34:30,142 | 01:34:33,520 | A lot of you are wondering what happened. | A lot of you are wondering what happened. |
1287 | 01:34:33,544 | 01:34:35,896 | And we gave the urn back to the police. | And we gave the urn back to the police. |
1288 | 01:34:35,920 | 01:34:37,857 | - Yep, they are investigating it | - Yep, they are investigating it |
1289 | 01:34:37,881 | 01:34:40,757 | and seeing if they can determine DNA from the ashes, | and seeing if they can determine DNA from the ashes, |
1290 | 01:34:40,781 | 01:34:42,636 | but apparently that's very difficult. | but apparently that's very difficult. |
1291 | 01:34:42,660 | 01:34:43,987 | - Yeah, almost impossible. | - Yeah, almost impossible. |
1292 | 01:34:44,011 | 01:34:46,329 | - Haven't seen Christina since that day. | - Haven't seen Christina since that day. |
1293 | 01:34:46,353 | 01:34:47,163 | - No. | - No. |
1294 | 01:34:47,187 | 01:34:48,818 | - But I did give the business card to the police | - But I did give the business card to the police |
1295 | 01:34:48,842 | 01:34:50,632 | and they're looking into it. | and they're looking into it. |
1296 | 01:34:50,656 | 01:34:53,159 | - Yeah, we think she's the youngest daughter. | - Yeah, we think she's the youngest daughter. |
1297 | 01:34:53,183 | 01:34:57,533 | - Yes, what we think happened is that the mother | - Yes, what we think happened is that the mother |
1298 | 01:34:58,418 | 01:35:00,839 | killed and burned and buried | killed and burned and buried |
1299 | 01:35:00,863 | 01:35:04,621 | her oldest daughter, Marisol, in our backyard. | her oldest daughter, Marisol, in our backyard. |
1300 | 01:35:04,645 | 01:35:08,331 | And then the father, distraught, shot the mother | And then the father, distraught, shot the mother |
1301 | 01:35:08,355 | 01:35:12,450 | and then hung himself near the grave out back. | and then hung himself near the grave out back. |
1302 | 01:35:12,474 | 01:35:13,536 | - It's pretty grim. | - It's pretty grim. |
1303 | 01:35:13,560 | 01:35:14,414 | - Yeah, it is grim. | - Yeah, it is grim. |
1304 | 01:35:14,438 | 01:35:17,678 | But on the bright side, I forwent the Camero. | But on the bright side, I forwent the Camero. |
1305 | 01:35:18,895 | 01:35:19,705 | And? | And? |
1306 | 01:35:19,729 | 01:35:22,436 | - Took this awesome Florida vacation. | - Took this awesome Florida vacation. |
1307 | 01:35:54,841 | 01:35:59,799 | Wow, manatees really are some of natures greatest creatures. | Wow, manatees really are some of natures greatest creatures. |
1308 | 01:36:00,833 | 01:36:04,320 | - Or maybe some of God's greatest? | - Or maybe some of God's greatest? |
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