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1 00:01:24,842 00:01:26,218 Crab cakes. Crab cakes.
2 00:01:26,344 00:01:27,636 Your favorite. Your favorite.
3 00:01:27,762 00:01:29,137 Trying to bribe me, Mr. Martinez? Trying to bribe me, Mr. Martinez?
4 00:01:29,264 00:01:30,305 It's not a bribe. It's not a bribe.
5 00:01:30,431 00:01:32,683 It's a hot meal. It's a hot meal.
6 00:02:26,029 00:02:27,070 Fryer's still leaking. Fryer's still leaking.
7 00:02:27,196 00:02:28,238 How's your girlfriend? How's your girlfriend?
8 00:02:28,364 00:02:30,365 He said he was going to fix it. He said he was going to fix it.
9 00:02:30,491 00:02:32,868 I tell him, but he keeps blaming everything on me. I tell him, but he keeps blaming everything on me.
10 00:02:32,994 00:02:37,497 If you downgrade us, he's gonna fire me. If you downgrade us, he's gonna fire me.
11 00:03:05,485 00:03:06,568 See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
12 00:03:06,694 00:03:08,070 Flynn. Flynn.
13 00:03:08,196 00:03:10,155 He wants to see you. He wants to see you.
14 00:03:17,789 00:03:18,830 Hey. Hey.
15 00:03:18,956 00:03:23,293 Flynn. Flynn.
16 00:03:23,419 00:03:25,379 Can I just say something? Can I just say something?
17 00:03:25,505 00:03:26,785 If this is about the crab cakes-- If this is about the crab cakes--
18 00:03:26,881 00:03:28,340 It's not. It's not.
19 00:03:28,466 00:03:30,759 Seems your resume failed to mention Seems your resume failed to mention
20 00:03:30,885 00:03:34,471 a certain 11 months in jail four years ago. a certain 11 months in jail four years ago.
21 00:03:36,099 00:03:37,432 You've done a good job here. You've done a good job here.
22 00:03:37,558 00:03:40,769 But we have a responsibility to the public trust, But we have a responsibility to the public trust,
23 00:03:40,895 00:03:42,646 and you broke that trust. and you broke that trust.
24 00:03:44,565 00:03:47,192 I guess I did. I guess I did.
25 00:04:28,484 00:04:32,821 Hi. Hi.
26 00:04:36,159 00:04:37,617 Are you expecting someone? Are you expecting someone?
27 00:04:39,036 00:04:40,078 Yeah. Yeah.
28 00:04:42,832 00:04:45,876 Are you bribing me? Are you bribing me?
29 00:04:46,961 00:04:50,338 Well, yeah, okay. All right, it's a little bribe. Well, yeah, okay. All right, it's a little bribe.
30 00:05:22,580 00:05:24,043 Oh, my God. What are you doing to me? Oh, my God. What are you doing to me?
31 00:05:24,123 00:05:25,415 You can't play this song. You can't play this song.
32 00:05:25,541 00:05:27,250 Don't tell me you don't like this song. Don't tell me you don't like this song.
33 00:05:27,376 00:05:28,418 Turn it off. Turn it off.
34 00:05:28,544 00:05:29,586 Really? Really?
35 00:05:29,712 00:05:31,880 Turn it off. Turn it off.
36 00:05:32,006 00:05:34,132 All right. All right.
37 00:05:42,975 00:05:44,059 Don't move out. Don't move out.
38 00:05:44,185 00:05:45,268 I already moved out. I already moved out.
39 00:05:45,394 00:05:46,728 - Please. - Take the keys. - Please. - Take the keys.
40 00:05:46,854 00:05:47,934 No, I don't need the keys. No, I don't need the keys.
41 00:05:48,022 00:05:49,940 I have another copy of them. You can keep them. I have another copy of them. You can keep them.
42 00:05:50,066 00:05:51,988 After two years, you know what I know about you? After two years, you know what I know about you?
43 00:05:52,068 00:05:53,735 I know two things about you: I know two things about you:
44 00:05:53,861 00:05:55,195 You take steroids for dust mites. You take steroids for dust mites.
45 00:05:55,321 00:05:56,571 It's for my allergies. It's for my allergies.
46 00:05:56,697 00:05:59,115 And you grind your teeth when you sleep. And you grind your teeth when you sleep.
47 00:05:59,242 00:06:00,742 That's why you get headaches. That's why you get headaches.
48 00:06:00,868 00:06:01,910 That is-- that is not-- That is-- that is not--
49 00:06:02,036 00:06:03,578 that's not true. that's not true.
50 00:06:03,704 00:06:05,247 You know me. That's not true. You know me. That's not true.
51 00:06:05,373 00:06:06,461 I've told you tons of stuff. I've told you tons of stuff.
52 00:06:06,541 00:06:07,832 - Nat called. - I told you-- - Nat called. - I told you--
53 00:06:10,294 00:06:12,087 He said he's your father. He said he's your father.
54 00:06:14,173 00:06:16,383 He's pretty chatty for a dead man. He's pretty chatty for a dead man.
55 00:06:18,052 00:06:19,761 I never said he was dead. I never said he was dead.
56 00:06:19,887 00:06:21,137 Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
57 00:06:21,264 00:06:23,557 Well, he's dead to me, so... Well, he's dead to me, so...
58 00:06:23,683 00:06:25,308 Your name's not even Flynn. Your name's not even Flynn.
59 00:06:25,434 00:06:26,851 Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
60 00:06:29,021 00:06:31,523 All right, Flynn's my last name. All right, Flynn's my last name.
61 00:06:33,067 00:06:34,150 Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
62 00:06:34,277 00:06:36,736 Maggie, I don't know what kind of stupid stories Maggie, I don't know what kind of stupid stories
63 00:06:36,862 00:06:37,946 he's been telling you, he's been telling you,
64 00:06:38,072 00:06:40,072 but whatever it is, it's got nothing to do with us. but whatever it is, it's got nothing to do with us.
65 00:06:40,157 00:06:41,866 It's him. He's toxic. It's him. He's toxic.
66 00:06:41,993 00:06:43,034 What did he want? What did he want?
67 00:06:43,160 00:06:44,869 He called to borrow money, right, collect? He called to borrow money, right, collect?
68 00:06:44,996 00:06:46,236 I bet he was real charming too. I bet he was real charming too.
69 00:06:46,330 00:06:47,372 That's how he works. That's how he works.
70 00:06:47,498 00:06:48,540 He pulls you in. He pulls you in.
71 00:06:48,666 00:06:49,795 He makes you feel sorry for him. He makes you feel sorry for him.
72 00:06:49,875 00:06:51,506 And before you know it, he's in your pocket. And before you know it, he's in your pocket.
73 00:06:51,586 00:06:53,461 Don't talk about him like that. Don't talk about him like that.
74 00:06:53,588 00:06:54,713 What? What?
75 00:06:54,839 00:06:58,049 He called to say he was dying, Richie. He called to say he was dying, Richie.
76 00:06:58,175 00:06:59,855 He isn't dying, and don't call me Richie. He isn't dying, and don't call me Richie.
77 00:06:59,969 00:07:01,724 Why would he say he's dying if he isn't dying? Why would he say he's dying if he isn't dying?
78 00:07:01,804 00:07:04,889 Because it's the only card he has left to play. Because it's the only card he has left to play.
79 00:07:05,016 00:07:06,516 You don't understand. You don't understand.
80 00:07:06,642 00:07:08,059 He isn't dying. He isn't dying.
81 00:07:08,185 00:07:09,227 He's lying. He's lying.
82 00:07:09,353 00:07:11,855 Like father, like son. Like father, like son.
83 00:08:26,681 00:08:28,223 I'll take the boat. I'll take the boat.
84 00:08:59,296 00:09:02,048 Flynn. Flynn.
85 00:09:08,431 00:09:10,056 It's good to see you. It's good to see you.
86 00:09:15,354 00:09:18,064 So welcome to my casbah. So welcome to my casbah.
87 00:09:27,450 00:09:28,533 Here. Here.
88 00:09:28,659 00:09:32,287 You like boats. You like boats.
89 00:09:32,413 00:09:34,622 I taught you to motor a boat. Yes? I taught you to motor a boat. Yes?
90 00:09:34,749 00:09:35,915 No. No.
91 00:09:36,041 00:09:37,333 Of course, out on the harbor. Of course, out on the harbor.
92 00:09:37,460 00:09:38,752 That was Uncle Al. That was Uncle Al.
93 00:09:38,878 00:09:42,046 Al was in Rikers on that chop shop deal. Al was in Rikers on that chop shop deal.
94 00:09:42,173 00:09:43,548 No, it was Al. No, it was Al.
95 00:09:43,674 00:09:45,258 You're right. You're right.
96 00:09:55,770 00:09:57,103 You don't look sick. You don't look sick.
97 00:09:57,229 00:09:58,354 Thank you. Thank you.
98 00:09:58,481 00:09:59,898 You're listening to... You're listening to...
99 00:10:00,024 00:10:01,483 One second. One second.
100 00:10:01,609 00:10:03,943 WNJ, New Jersey's home to the ticket giveaway. WNJ, New Jersey's home to the ticket giveaway.
101 00:10:04,069 00:10:05,445 The first caller who gets through The first caller who gets through
102 00:10:05,571 00:10:08,823 will win two tickets to the sold-out 50 Cent concert. will win two tickets to the sold-out 50 Cent concert.
103 00:10:08,949 00:10:12,827 Going to the first caller to say, "I love WNJ." Going to the first caller to say, "I love WNJ."
104 00:10:12,953 00:10:13,995 Caller, you're on the air. Caller, you're on the air.
105 00:10:14,121 00:10:17,290 This is Nat Santos, and I love WNJ. This is Nat Santos, and I love WNJ.
106 00:10:17,416 00:10:18,708 Congratulations, Nat. Congratulations, Nat.
107 00:10:18,834 00:10:21,074 You just won two tickets to the sold-out 50 Cent concert. You just won two tickets to the sold-out 50 Cent concert.
108 00:10:21,170 00:10:22,258 Hold on. We'll get your info. Hold on. We'll get your info.
109 00:10:22,338 00:10:23,671 Congratulations. Congratulations.
110 00:10:23,798 00:10:26,382 Can we get your name and where to send the tickets? Can we get your name and where to send the tickets?
111 00:10:26,509 00:10:28,259 Yes, Nat Santos, Yes, Nat Santos,
112 00:10:28,385 00:10:31,763 P.O. Box 981, Atlantic City. P.O. Box 981, Atlantic City.
113 00:10:31,889 00:10:34,182 - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you.
114 00:10:34,308 00:10:35,350 Well... Well...
115 00:10:35,476 00:10:36,726 Santos, huh? Santos, huh?
116 00:10:36,852 00:10:40,063 It's one of my aliases. It's one of my aliases.
117 00:10:40,189 00:10:41,231 They have restrictions They have restrictions
118 00:10:41,357 00:10:42,732 on how many times you can call in. on how many times you can call in.
119 00:10:42,858 00:10:44,776 Don't shake your head. Don't shake your head.
120 00:10:44,902 00:10:47,362 Know what I can scalp these tickets for? Know what I can scalp these tickets for?
121 00:10:47,488 00:10:48,738 Cut my overhead for a month. Cut my overhead for a month.
122 00:10:48,864 00:10:50,281 So you sit here all day So you sit here all day
123 00:10:50,407 00:10:52,367 trying to win freebies off the radio now? trying to win freebies off the radio now?
124 00:10:52,493 00:10:53,914 When did you know me to sit around? When did you know me to sit around?
125 00:10:53,994 00:10:56,788 I got things to do. How about you? I got things to do. How about you?
126 00:10:56,914 00:10:59,290 Still behaving yourself? Still behaving yourself?
127 00:10:59,416 00:11:00,500 Yeah, I'm trying. Yeah, I'm trying.
128 00:11:00,626 00:11:03,378 Two tickets going out to the first caller Two tickets going out to the first caller
129 00:11:03,504 00:11:06,881 who can correctly identify this band. who can correctly identify this band.
130 00:11:07,007 00:11:08,466 Duran Duran. Duran Duran.
131 00:11:08,592 00:11:09,884 - Spandau Ballet. - Duran Duran. - Spandau Ballet. - Duran Duran.
132 00:11:10,010 00:11:11,261 Spandau Ballet. Spandau Ballet.
133 00:11:11,387 00:11:12,762 Is it Spandau Ballet? Is it Spandau Ballet?
134 00:11:12,888 00:11:13,976 Spandau Ballet is correct. Spandau Ballet is correct.
135 00:11:14,056 00:11:15,336 You just won two tickets to the-- You just won two tickets to the--
136 00:11:18,185 00:11:19,310 You're right. You're right.
137 00:11:29,697 00:11:32,156 What am I doing here, Nat? What am I doing here, Nat?
138 00:11:32,283 00:11:36,160 I can't remember the last time you called me Dad. I can't remember the last time you called me Dad.
139 00:11:36,287 00:11:38,162 You told me you were dying. You told me you were dying.
140 00:11:38,289 00:11:39,330 You're obviously fine. You're obviously fine.
141 00:11:39,456 00:11:40,999 So what is it you need me for? So what is it you need me for?
142 00:11:41,125 00:11:42,505 Want me to help you rig a bingo game Want me to help you rig a bingo game
143 00:11:42,585 00:11:44,210 at a golden age club? at a golden age club?
144 00:11:44,336 00:11:45,753 That's so mean. That's so mean.
145 00:11:45,880 00:11:47,255 I don't do bingo anymore. I don't do bingo anymore.
146 00:11:47,381 00:11:48,423 Since when? Since when?
147 00:11:48,549 00:11:49,841 Since... Since...
148 00:11:49,967 00:11:51,009 you get out. you get out.
149 00:11:54,805 00:11:58,408 I got a rotten egg inside my head. I got a rotten egg inside my head.
150 00:11:58,934 00:12:00,760 It's a tumor. It's a tumor.
151 00:12:03,022 00:12:07,525 Malignant, inoperable, and growing. Malignant, inoperable, and growing.
152 00:12:07,651 00:12:12,030 It's preoccipital, It's preoccipital,
153 00:12:12,156 00:12:14,616 is the medical mumbo jumbo. is the medical mumbo jumbo.
154 00:12:34,595 00:12:35,803 Sorry. Sorry.
155 00:12:35,930 00:12:36,971 Me too. Me too.
156 00:12:37,097 00:12:40,016 You hungry? You hungry?
157 00:12:40,142 00:12:43,686 I could use a cup of coffee. I could use a cup of coffee.
158 00:12:43,812 00:12:45,730 Let's go. Let's go.
159 00:12:52,905 00:12:56,282 So what are you up to these days? So what are you up to these days?
160 00:12:56,408 00:12:57,492 Are you working? Are you working?
161 00:12:57,618 00:12:59,452 Yeah, I'm a health inspector. Yeah, I'm a health inspector.
162 00:12:59,578 00:13:01,162 Really? Really?
163 00:13:01,288 00:13:03,122 Is that good? How do you do that? Is that good? How do you do that?
164 00:13:03,248 00:13:04,568 Well, I'm the guy who makes sure Well, I'm the guy who makes sure
165 00:13:04,667 00:13:06,294 there's no mouse turds in your salad there's no mouse turds in your salad
166 00:13:06,374 00:13:07,715 when you go to a restaurant. when you go to a restaurant.
167 00:13:07,795 00:13:09,879 That's good. That's good.
168 00:13:10,005 00:13:11,297 What? This is the coffee? What? This is the coffee?
169 00:13:11,423 00:13:12,966 Yeah. Yeah.
170 00:13:13,092 00:13:14,133 Help yourself. Help yourself.
171 00:13:17,596 00:13:20,682 I need you to drive me to New Mexico. I need you to drive me to New Mexico.
172 00:13:22,351 00:13:23,851 There's a treatment down there, There's a treatment down there,
173 00:13:23,978 00:13:25,979 some kind of experimental holistic thing. some kind of experimental holistic thing.
174 00:13:26,105 00:13:28,648 They dunk you in mud, do chanting. They dunk you in mud, do chanting.
175 00:13:28,774 00:13:29,857 I don't know. I don't know.
176 00:13:29,984 00:13:32,110 They need volunteers, so I get a freebie. They need volunteers, so I get a freebie.
177 00:13:33,153 00:13:34,737 Maybe it's a waste of time, Maybe it's a waste of time,
178 00:13:34,863 00:13:37,740 but I figure, what the heck? but I figure, what the heck?
179 00:13:37,866 00:13:39,659 Won't take more than a week, tops. Won't take more than a week, tops.
180 00:13:39,785 00:13:41,577 A week? A week?
181 00:13:41,704 00:13:42,745 Are you serious? Are you serious?
182 00:13:42,871 00:13:44,747 - Yeah. - I'm not taking you. - Yeah. - I'm not taking you.
183 00:13:44,873 00:13:46,124 Why can't you drive yourself? Why can't you drive yourself?
184 00:13:46,250 00:13:47,291 Drive myself? Drive myself?
185 00:13:47,418 00:13:51,004 This thing's messing with my vision. This thing's messing with my vision.
186 00:13:51,130 00:13:52,505 Why can't you get somebody else? Why can't you get somebody else?
187 00:13:52,631 00:13:53,965 Don't you have any friends? Don't you have any friends?
188 00:13:54,091 00:13:57,218 None that I don't owe money to. None that I don't owe money to.
189 00:13:57,344 00:13:59,387 So take a plane. You got all those vouchers. So take a plane. You got all those vouchers.
190 00:13:59,513 00:14:00,596 Why don't you use them? Why don't you use them?
191 00:14:00,723 00:14:02,563 Doctor says altitude's bad also for my brain. Doctor says altitude's bad also for my brain.
192 00:14:02,683 00:14:03,725 Makes for swelling. Makes for swelling.
193 00:14:03,851 00:14:05,018 Turn in here. Turn in here.
194 00:14:06,020 00:14:07,687 I want to show you something. I want to show you something.
195 00:14:14,069 00:14:15,111 Hey. Hey.
196 00:14:15,237 00:14:16,320 - Hey, Nat. - Marty. - Hey, Nat. - Marty.
197 00:14:16,447 00:14:17,488 Meet my son. Meet my son.
198 00:14:17,614 00:14:18,948 What a thrill. What a thrill.
199 00:14:19,074 00:14:21,034 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
200 00:14:21,160 00:14:23,828 Marty's been storing it for me in his humidor. Marty's been storing it for me in his humidor.
201 00:14:23,954 00:14:26,080 It keeps it soft. It keeps it soft.
202 00:14:26,206 00:14:28,082 Here, try it on. Here, try it on.
203 00:14:41,555 00:14:43,848 What do you think it's worth? What do you think it's worth?
204 00:14:43,974 00:14:45,016 I don't know. I don't know.
205 00:14:45,142 00:14:47,101 Take a guess. Take a guess.
206 00:14:47,227 00:14:48,269 Nothing. Nothing.
207 00:14:48,395 00:14:53,107 This is one of four jackets worn by Steve McQueen This is one of four jackets worn by Steve McQueen
208 00:14:53,233 00:14:54,609 in The Great Escape. in The Great Escape.
209 00:14:56,904 00:14:57,945 Where'd you get this? Where'd you get this?
210 00:14:59,490 00:15:01,032 Bert Kruger. Bert Kruger.
211 00:15:01,158 00:15:02,413 You probably don't remember him. You probably don't remember him.
212 00:15:02,493 00:15:05,828 He had car dealerships when you were a kid. He had car dealerships when you were a kid.
213 00:15:05,954 00:15:08,372 - Kruger Motors. - No. - Kruger Motors. - No.
214 00:15:08,499 00:15:09,999 Your mother worked there. Your mother worked there.
215 00:15:10,125 00:15:13,920 Anyway, he won the jacket in some charity raffle. Anyway, he won the jacket in some charity raffle.
216 00:15:14,046 00:15:15,254 He gave it to your mother. He gave it to your mother.
217 00:15:15,380 00:15:18,758 She left it behind when we broke up. She left it behind when we broke up.
218 00:15:18,884 00:15:22,470 I was going to sell it, but then I thought, "No", I was going to sell it, but then I thought, "No",
219 00:15:22,596 00:15:26,140 "I keep it for Flynny. "I keep it for Flynny.
220 00:15:26,266 00:15:29,435 If he wants, after I die, he can sell it." If he wants, after I die, he can sell it."
221 00:15:29,561 00:15:30,603 It's a nest egg. It's a nest egg.
222 00:15:30,729 00:15:31,813 It's a bribe. It's a bribe.
223 00:15:31,939 00:15:33,106 It's a jacket. It's a jacket.
224 00:15:35,651 00:15:36,692 A nice jacket. A nice jacket.
225 00:15:36,819 00:15:39,237 Looks good on you, don't you think? Looks good on you, don't you think?
226 00:15:39,363 00:15:41,447 Thanks, Marty. Thanks, Marty.
227 00:15:53,794 00:15:57,505 I have to know, are you my wheel man or what? I have to know, are you my wheel man or what?
228 00:15:59,883 00:16:01,092 Jeez. Jeez.
229 00:16:01,218 00:16:04,762 You know, you're really putting me on the spot here. You know, you're really putting me on the spot here.
230 00:16:04,888 00:16:06,430 I mean, I got a job. I mean, I got a job.
231 00:16:06,557 00:16:07,598 I got commitments. I got commitments.
232 00:16:07,724 00:16:09,267 I only brought an overnight bag. I only brought an overnight bag.
233 00:16:09,393 00:16:11,269 The fact is, I don't want you to do this. The fact is, I don't want you to do this.
234 00:16:11,395 00:16:12,478 I need you to. I need you to.
235 00:16:12,604 00:16:14,856 I need to make things copasetic between us. I need to make things copasetic between us.
236 00:16:14,982 00:16:16,524 I know I've been a terrible father. I know I've been a terrible father.
237 00:16:17,484 00:16:20,319 It's not a thing I can ignore. It's not a thing I can ignore.
238 00:16:20,445 00:16:22,530 Sometimes, for no particular reason, Sometimes, for no particular reason,
239 00:16:22,656 00:16:26,993 life hauls off and knocks you flat, life hauls off and knocks you flat,
240 00:16:27,119 00:16:28,703 slams you so hard against the ground, slams you so hard against the ground,
241 00:16:28,829 00:16:30,955 you think that all your insides are busted. you think that all your insides are busted.
242 00:16:31,081 00:16:36,502 But if you look for something to replace what's broken, But if you look for something to replace what's broken,
243 00:16:36,628 00:16:40,631 if you're lucky, you can find it. if you're lucky, you can find it.
244 00:16:43,135 00:16:45,636 You're all I have. You're all I have.
245 00:16:58,901 00:17:00,651 You really got a brain tumor? You really got a brain tumor?
246 00:17:00,777 00:17:03,029 You think I'd kid around about a tumor? You think I'd kid around about a tumor?
247 00:17:03,155 00:17:05,031 I do. I do.
248 00:17:09,703 00:17:10,745 Come on. Come on.
249 00:17:10,871 00:17:16,209 Just say yes. Just say yes.
250 00:17:16,335 00:17:17,376 All right. All right.
251 00:17:17,502 00:17:19,253 - All right. - You're the one. - All right. - You're the one.
252 00:17:19,379 00:17:20,796 All right. All right.
253 00:17:20,923 00:17:22,590 You're pure, pure flame. You're pure, pure flame.
254 00:17:22,716 00:17:23,758 I'll drive you. I'll drive you.
255 00:17:23,884 00:17:24,926 Blood is thick. Blood is thick.
256 00:17:25,052 00:17:26,677 - All right. All right. - All right. All right.
257 00:17:26,803 00:17:28,804 - Know what I'm saying? - You behave. - Know what I'm saying? - You behave.
258 00:17:55,540 00:17:57,917 And these glue traps are just plain gross. And these glue traps are just plain gross.
259 00:17:58,043 00:18:03,089 High technology arrives with the push-- High technology arrives with the push--
260 00:18:03,215 00:18:07,468 Thing you do now is try and forget it. Thing you do now is try and forget it.
261 00:18:07,594 00:18:09,011 How, Pa? How, Pa?
262 00:18:09,137 00:18:11,305 How you gonna forget something like that? How you gonna forget something like that?
263 00:18:11,431 00:18:13,182 What I'm trying to say is, What I'm trying to say is,
264 00:18:13,308 00:18:14,558 now and then, now and then,
265 00:18:14,685 00:18:17,687 for no good reason a man can figure out, for no good reason a man can figure out,
266 00:18:17,813 00:18:19,397 life will just... life will just...
267 00:18:19,523 00:18:22,149 haul off and knock him flat, haul off and knock him flat,
268 00:18:22,276 00:18:23,693 slam him again' the ground so hard slam him again' the ground so hard
269 00:18:23,819 00:18:25,945 it seems like all his insides is busted. it seems like all his insides is busted.
270 00:18:26,071 00:18:28,739 And you start looking around for something good And you start looking around for something good
271 00:18:28,865 00:18:30,366 to take the place of the bad. to take the place of the bad.
272 00:18:30,492 00:18:33,119 As a general rule, you can find it. As a general rule, you can find it.
273 00:18:49,469 00:18:50,803 Think you packed enough? Think you packed enough?
274 00:18:52,806 00:18:53,889 Cool, no? Cool, no?
275 00:18:54,016 00:18:55,641 New regulations at the airlines New regulations at the airlines
276 00:18:55,767 00:18:58,978 say you got 60 days to pick up unclaimed baggage. say you got 60 days to pick up unclaimed baggage.
277 00:18:59,104 00:19:00,187 After that... After that...
278 00:19:03,150 00:19:04,525 This is the good stuff. This is the good stuff.
279 00:19:04,651 00:19:06,027 Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton.
280 00:19:07,404 00:19:09,155 You're not going to be sorry. You're not going to be sorry.
281 00:19:09,281 00:19:10,990 I got this so totally worked out. I got this so totally worked out.
282 00:19:11,116 00:19:14,035 And you don't have to dip in your pocket for a thing, And you don't have to dip in your pocket for a thing,
283 00:19:14,161 00:19:16,245 zip, zilch, not a crouton. zip, zilch, not a crouton.
284 00:19:16,371 00:19:20,249 This trip's on me, ever last pillow chocolate. This trip's on me, ever last pillow chocolate.
285 00:19:20,375 00:19:21,709 That is good news. That is good news.
286 00:19:21,835 00:19:22,877 Of course. Of course.
287 00:19:23,003 00:19:25,546 I got us set up in five-star places. I got us set up in five-star places.
288 00:19:25,672 00:19:26,714 Wait'll you see. Wait'll you see.
289 00:19:28,175 00:19:30,801 You're going to be shocked and awed. You're going to be shocked and awed.
290 00:19:30,927 00:19:31,969 Let's go. Let's go.
291 00:19:53,325 00:19:55,034 What ZIP code did you park in? What ZIP code did you park in?
292 00:19:56,661 00:20:00,498 Oh, here's our ride. Oh, here's our ride.
293 00:20:00,624 00:20:01,665 Are you shittin' me? Are you shittin' me?
294 00:20:01,792 00:20:05,378 Free wheels and gas for a year. Free wheels and gas for a year.
295 00:20:05,504 00:20:07,421 All I have to do is drive 1,000 miles a month. All I have to do is drive 1,000 miles a month.
296 00:20:07,547 00:20:10,007 - No way. No, no, no. - No way. No, no, no.
297 00:20:10,133 00:20:11,175 Why not? Why not?
298 00:20:11,301 00:20:13,473 No, I'm not getting in there. I'm not getting in that. No, I'm not getting in there. I'm not getting in that.
299 00:20:13,553 00:20:14,637 Don't be a snob. Don't be a snob.
300 00:20:17,474 00:20:19,058 No. No.
301 00:20:19,184 00:20:20,226 You know what? You know what?
302 00:20:20,352 00:20:22,603 You are completely insane. You are completely insane.
303 00:20:22,729 00:20:24,438 - You're gone. - Going, going, gone. - You're gone. - Going, going, gone.
304 00:20:26,483 00:20:28,317 Get in the car. Get in the car.
305 00:20:48,672 00:20:49,801 Don't-- don't put that there. Don't-- don't put that there.
306 00:20:49,881 00:20:51,841 Put that over here. Put that over here.
307 00:20:54,886 00:20:56,971 No, don't put that on. That stinks. No, don't put that on. That stinks.
308 00:20:58,223 00:21:00,015 What about your Maggie? What about your Maggie?
309 00:21:00,142 00:21:01,183 Is it serious? Is it serious?
310 00:21:01,309 00:21:03,018 'Cause she's answering your telephone. 'Cause she's answering your telephone.
311 00:21:03,145 00:21:05,146 It is. It is.
312 00:21:05,272 00:21:06,647 Don't do what I did. Don't do what I did.
313 00:21:06,773 00:21:08,070 Don't let go of something special, Don't let go of something special,
314 00:21:08,150 00:21:12,111 'cause, in my experience, it comes along once. 'cause, in my experience, it comes along once.
315 00:21:12,237 00:21:14,822 - Okay. Thanks for the advice. - Okay. Thanks for the advice.
316 00:21:14,948 00:21:17,908 She dumped you, right? She dumped you, right?
317 00:21:18,034 00:21:21,996 Yeah, I'm psychic. Yeah, I'm psychic.
318 00:21:22,122 00:21:23,747 Turn in here. Turn in here.
319 00:21:23,874 00:21:24,999 We need to make a stop. We need to make a stop.
320 00:21:25,125 00:21:26,296 What, you got to take a piss? What, you got to take a piss?
321 00:21:26,376 00:21:27,816 No, make a right. I got a surprise. No, make a right. I got a surprise.
322 00:21:27,919 00:21:30,045 Just make a right. Just make a right.
323 00:21:30,172 00:21:31,755 What kind of surprise? What kind of surprise?
324 00:21:31,882 00:21:33,048 We just got on the road. We just got on the road.
325 00:21:33,175 00:21:35,050 I was feeling good. I was feeling good.
326 00:21:38,013 00:21:41,223 Little trim, a spruce-up, get back on the highway. Little trim, a spruce-up, get back on the highway.
327 00:21:41,349 00:21:42,509 I don't need a little trim. I don't need a little trim.
328 00:21:42,601 00:21:45,102 I promise you, these women are good, I promise you, these women are good,
329 00:21:45,228 00:21:46,548 and it's not going to cost a dime. and it's not going to cost a dime.
330 00:21:46,646 00:21:47,688 What the heck? What the heck?
331 00:21:47,814 00:21:49,319 They don't have their license? Big deal. They don't have their license? Big deal.
332 00:21:49,399 00:21:51,233 They're about to be very good at what they do. They're about to be very good at what they do.
333 00:21:59,034 00:22:00,743 Yeah. Yeah.
334 00:22:00,869 00:22:02,703 There you go. There you go.
335 00:22:02,829 00:22:05,956 Yeah, Nat is one of our favorites. Yeah, Nat is one of our favorites.
336 00:22:06,082 00:22:08,250 - He's up for anything. - Oh, yeah? - He's up for anything. - Oh, yeah?
337 00:22:08,376 00:22:10,961 He let me put his hair in a Mohawk last summer. He let me put his hair in a Mohawk last summer.
338 00:22:11,087 00:22:12,171 No. No.
339 00:22:12,297 00:22:14,381 I bet it was great growing up with a dad like that. I bet it was great growing up with a dad like that.
340 00:22:14,508 00:22:16,300 Yeah. Yeah.
341 00:22:16,426 00:22:17,843 You know, if it wasn't for Nat, You know, if it wasn't for Nat,
342 00:22:17,969 00:22:19,470 I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be here.
343 00:22:19,596 00:22:21,347 Tuition's real pricey. Tuition's real pricey.
344 00:22:21,473 00:22:22,633 What, he paid your tuition? What, he paid your tuition?
345 00:22:22,724 00:22:25,184 Not exactly. Not exactly.
346 00:22:25,310 00:22:27,353 But he knew a guy whose wife But he knew a guy whose wife
347 00:22:27,479 00:22:30,231 was having a hard time getting knocked up, was having a hard time getting knocked up,
348 00:22:30,357 00:22:33,692 so your dad thought of me, if you know what I mean. so your dad thought of me, if you know what I mean.
349 00:22:33,818 00:22:36,070 I'm afraid to ask. I'm afraid to ask.
350 00:22:36,196 00:22:38,030 He sold my eggs. He sold my eggs.
351 00:22:38,156 00:22:40,282 Got me enough for a new car too. Got me enough for a new car too.
352 00:22:40,408 00:22:41,784 Yep, Nat's the bomb. Yep, Nat's the bomb.
353 00:22:41,910 00:22:43,911 Sherry, what have you done? Sherry, what have you done?
354 00:22:44,037 00:22:46,997 So much better. So much better.
355 00:22:47,123 00:22:48,457 You like it? You like it?
356 00:22:48,583 00:22:49,875 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
357 00:22:50,001 00:22:51,627 Tips. Tips.
358 00:22:51,753 00:22:54,255 All around excellent service. All around excellent service.
359 00:22:54,381 00:22:56,423 30 free minutes. Enjoy. 30 free minutes. Enjoy.
360 00:22:56,550 00:22:58,509 Thank you. Thank you.
361 00:22:58,635 00:23:02,555 I'm crazy about you. Okay. I'm crazy about you. Okay.
362 00:23:02,681 00:23:03,889 Good? Good?
363 00:23:04,015 00:23:05,933 They only do one haircut here, huh? They only do one haircut here, huh?
364 00:23:06,059 00:23:08,435 I always knew you had big hair. I always knew you had big hair.
365 00:23:08,562 00:23:12,314 Women, they take care of everything for me. Women, they take care of everything for me.
366 00:23:12,440 00:23:13,774 They're saints. They're saints.
367 00:23:17,904 00:23:19,196 Flynn. Flynn.
368 00:23:20,490 00:23:21,574 There's a good one. There's a good one.
369 00:23:21,700 00:23:22,741 What was that for? What was that for?
370 00:23:22,867 00:23:23,947 Are you trying to blind me? Are you trying to blind me?
371 00:23:24,035 00:23:25,244 It's for my wallet. It's for my wallet.
372 00:23:25,370 00:23:28,414 When's the last time I had a picture of you? When's the last time I had a picture of you?
373 00:23:28,540 00:23:31,333 My mug shot. My mug shot.
374 00:23:31,459 00:23:32,793 Does that thing even work anyway? Does that thing even work anyway?
375 00:23:32,919 00:23:36,505 Three box tops and $1 .20 post and handling, of course. Three box tops and $1 .20 post and handling, of course.
376 00:23:43,555 00:23:46,640 30 days unlimited airtime. 30 days unlimited airtime.
377 00:23:46,766 00:23:47,975 It's promotional. It's promotional.
378 00:23:48,101 00:23:49,143 Take a couple. Take a couple.
379 00:23:49,269 00:23:50,398 Hey, let me ask you a question. Hey, let me ask you a question.
380 00:23:50,478 00:23:51,770 Yeah? Yeah?
381 00:23:51,896 00:23:53,985 When was the last time you actually paid for something? When was the last time you actually paid for something?
382 00:23:54,065 00:23:55,649 You know how much I'm out-of-pocket You know how much I'm out-of-pocket
383 00:23:55,775 00:23:56,817 in the last six months? in the last six months?
384 00:23:56,943 00:23:58,027 50 cents. 50 cents.
385 00:23:58,153 00:24:00,195 $900, and I've wanted for nothing. $900, and I've wanted for nothing.
386 00:24:00,322 00:24:02,531 Rent, food, sundries, Rent, food, sundries,
387 00:24:02,657 00:24:03,741 entertainment, even. entertainment, even.
388 00:24:03,867 00:24:05,826 That works out to under $5 a day. That works out to under $5 a day.
389 00:24:05,952 00:24:08,370 Well, if you stopped eating, you'd cut it down to three. Well, if you stopped eating, you'd cut it down to three.
390 00:24:08,496 00:24:10,664 Do you know how many people could do what I'm doing? Do you know how many people could do what I'm doing?
391 00:24:10,790 00:24:13,125 You may see a curious old person, You may see a curious old person,
392 00:24:13,251 00:24:16,337 but I see a good-looking older guy but I see a good-looking older guy
393 00:24:16,463 00:24:18,339 who's making the system work for him. who's making the system work for him.
394 00:24:18,465 00:24:23,677 I do quite well, you know, in my modest way. I do quite well, you know, in my modest way.
395 00:24:23,803 00:24:25,888 It's sort of monkish. It's sort of monkish.
396 00:24:26,014 00:24:27,640 All I need is my bowl. All I need is my bowl.
397 00:24:27,766 00:24:32,186 I go from village to village, tapping with my stick. I go from village to village, tapping with my stick.
398 00:24:34,189 00:24:35,606 Who taught you how to drive? Who taught you how to drive?
399 00:24:35,732 00:24:37,524 You're a terrible driver. You're a terrible driver.
400 00:24:37,651 00:24:39,318 You're a lot like me. You're a lot like me.
401 00:25:02,676 00:25:04,093 Nat. Nat.
402 00:25:05,387 00:25:06,428 - Hey. - Huh? - Hey. - Huh?
403 00:25:06,554 00:25:07,596 - You all right. - Yeah. - You all right. - Yeah.
404 00:25:07,722 00:25:09,098 Food. Food.
405 00:25:09,224 00:25:10,349 Let's eat. Let's eat.
406 00:25:10,475 00:25:12,105 Who planned this route? It's like an EKG. Who planned this route? It's like an EKG.
407 00:25:12,185 00:25:13,894 It's worked out exactly. It's worked out exactly.
408 00:25:14,020 00:25:15,270 We do a trip down memory lane, We do a trip down memory lane,
409 00:25:15,397 00:25:17,231 plus there's an lHOP and a Chevron station plus there's an lHOP and a Chevron station
410 00:25:17,357 00:25:19,066 every 300 miles. every 300 miles.
411 00:25:19,192 00:25:20,234 I get free gas. I get free gas.
412 00:25:20,360 00:25:22,444 It's the best of all possible worlds. It's the best of all possible worlds.
413 00:25:22,570 00:25:23,737 Let's go. Let's go.
414 00:25:30,078 00:25:31,370 Every day's my birthday, Every day's my birthday,
415 00:25:31,496 00:25:34,540 'cause I got a guy who does drivers licenses. 'cause I got a guy who does drivers licenses.
416 00:25:34,666 00:25:35,708 Watch. Watch.
417 00:25:37,544 00:25:38,585 Welcome to lHOP. Welcome to lHOP.
418 00:25:38,712 00:25:41,088 Thank you, darling. Is Jones on the grill? Thank you, darling. Is Jones on the grill?
419 00:25:41,214 00:25:42,965 Oh, God, no. He died years ago. Oh, God, no. He died years ago.
420 00:25:43,091 00:25:44,591 No. Enough said. No. Enough said.
421 00:25:44,718 00:25:45,884 May he rest in peace. May he rest in peace.
422 00:25:46,010 00:25:47,052 We'll have a window booth. We'll have a window booth.
423 00:25:47,178 00:25:49,138 Window booth. Window booth.
424 00:25:49,264 00:25:51,306 You might not remember Jonesy. You might not remember Jonesy.
425 00:25:51,433 00:25:53,308 Wonderful Reuben sandwich. Wonderful Reuben sandwich.
426 00:25:53,435 00:25:55,185 Thank you. Thank you.
427 00:25:58,606 00:26:02,443 What's the most expensive dish you have? What's the most expensive dish you have?
428 00:26:02,569 00:26:03,694 Chicken combo. Chicken combo.
429 00:26:03,820 00:26:06,071 It's $11 .99. It's $11 .99.
430 00:26:06,197 00:26:07,322 We'll have two. We'll have two.
431 00:26:07,449 00:26:09,324 Yes. Yes.
432 00:26:09,451 00:26:11,452 Ma'am? Ma'am?
433 00:26:11,578 00:26:12,745 Right here. Right here.
434 00:26:14,372 00:26:15,414 Thank you. Thank you.
435 00:26:29,345 00:26:30,721 Make a wish. Make a wish.
436 00:26:30,847 00:26:31,889 - Nah-- - Grab the bone. - Nah-- - Grab the bone.
437 00:26:32,015 00:26:33,353 - I don't do that stuff. - Come on. - I don't do that stuff. - Come on.
438 00:26:33,433 00:26:34,600 No, it's voodoo stuff. No, it's voodoo stuff.
439 00:26:34,726 00:26:35,939 Come on. Don't be a stick in the mud. Come on. Don't be a stick in the mud.
440 00:26:36,019 00:26:37,102 Grab the bone. Grab the bone.
441 00:26:37,228 00:26:40,898 - I'm not superstitious. - Grab the bone. - I'm not superstitious. - Grab the bone.
442 00:26:41,024 00:26:45,486 I wish I could run across my own private beach I wish I could run across my own private beach
443 00:26:45,612 00:26:49,114 and jump in the ocean. and jump in the ocean.
444 00:26:49,240 00:26:50,365 What about you? What about you?
445 00:26:50,492 00:26:51,533 You wanted a boat. You wanted a boat.
446 00:26:51,659 00:26:54,203 I used to want a lot of things. I used to want a lot of things.
447 00:26:57,791 00:26:59,833 Altoona. Altoona.
448 00:26:59,959 00:27:03,337 We had good times here. We had good times here.
449 00:27:03,463 00:27:05,923 Are you serious? Are you serious?
450 00:27:06,049 00:27:11,178 This was our turf. This was our turf.
451 00:27:11,304 00:27:12,387 Father and son. Father and son.
452 00:27:14,933 00:27:17,142 You want to know the last time I called you Dad? You want to know the last time I called you Dad?
453 00:27:19,020 00:27:21,230 It was right here in Altoona. It was right here in Altoona.
454 00:27:21,356 00:27:23,273 I said, "Thanks, Dad," I said, "Thanks, Dad,"
455 00:27:23,399 00:27:26,610 right after they found me guilty of grand larceny. right after they found me guilty of grand larceny.
456 00:27:29,364 00:27:31,156 I took my eye off the ball. I took my eye off the ball.
457 00:27:31,282 00:27:34,117 Definitely, I did. Definitely, I did.
458 00:27:34,244 00:27:36,578 I was willing to do the time. I was willing to do the time.
459 00:27:36,704 00:27:37,788 You had a record. You had a record.
460 00:27:37,914 00:27:40,791 You would've done ten years. You would've done ten years.
461 00:27:42,752 00:27:48,757 And then you hired that clown impersonating a lawyer. And then you hired that clown impersonating a lawyer.
462 00:27:48,883 00:27:50,592 And he guaranteed I'd get off. And he guaranteed I'd get off.
463 00:27:51,678 00:27:53,929 Everybody said he was tops. Everybody said he was tops.
464 00:27:54,055 00:27:55,389 Hey, look at me. Hey, look at me.
465 00:27:58,226 00:28:04,731 11 months, a week, and 3 days at Rahway, Dad. 11 months, a week, and 3 days at Rahway, Dad.
466 00:28:15,910 00:28:17,119 That's all right. Thank you. That's all right. Thank you.
467 00:28:17,245 00:28:18,374 Which one's the birthday boy? Which one's the birthday boy?
468 00:28:18,454 00:28:20,001 - That's me. Thank you. - Well, Happy birthday. - That's me. Thank you. - Well, Happy birthday.
469 00:28:20,081 00:28:22,583 - All right, thanks. - Don't mention it. - All right, thanks. - Don't mention it.
470 00:28:22,709 00:28:25,460 Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday.
471 00:29:21,643 00:29:23,268 Can I pick them or what? Can I pick them or what?
472 00:29:23,694 00:29:26,004 Whose house is it? Whose house is it?
473 00:29:26,230 00:29:27,773 Our new best friend. Our new best friend.
474 00:29:27,899 00:29:32,361 His name's Nobody, and su casa's our casa. His name's Nobody, and su casa's our casa.
475 00:29:35,448 00:29:40,911 For-sale listings in 2,700 counties. For-sale listings in 2,700 counties.
476 00:29:41,037 00:29:42,317 I don't know why I was thinking I don't know why I was thinking
477 00:29:42,413 00:29:44,122 you might spring for a motel. you might spring for a motel.
478 00:29:44,248 00:29:45,290 Let's go. Let's go.
479 00:29:45,416 00:29:46,713 Oh, hey, I'm not going in there. Oh, hey, I'm not going in there.
480 00:29:46,793 00:29:48,543 Why not? It's empty. Why not? It's empty.
481 00:29:48,670 00:29:50,796 I'm an ex-con, and it's illegal. I'm an ex-con, and it's illegal.
482 00:29:53,424 00:29:54,800 Let's check out the bed situation. Let's check out the bed situation.
483 00:29:54,926 00:29:56,969 I hope they got a firm rack. I hope they got a firm rack.
484 00:29:57,095 00:29:58,595 These doggies are tired. These doggies are tired.
485 00:29:58,721 00:29:59,763 Sweet dreams. Sweet dreams.
486 00:30:02,100 00:30:03,934 I'm just going to go sleep in the car. I'm just going to go sleep in the car.
487 00:30:04,060 00:30:06,770 Yeah, sleep in the car. Yeah, sleep in the car.
488 00:30:24,831 00:30:26,707 Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message. Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message.
489 00:30:28,001 00:30:31,029 Hi, are you there? Hi, are you there?
490 00:30:34,632 00:30:37,384 I'm on the road... I'm on the road...
491 00:30:37,510 00:30:40,053 with my father. with my father.
492 00:30:40,179 00:30:43,890 I think I'm going to be gone a few days. I think I'm going to be gone a few days.
493 00:30:44,017 00:30:46,560 You were right. You were right.
494 00:30:46,686 00:30:47,853 It hurts me to say this, It hurts me to say this,
495 00:30:47,979 00:30:53,191 but the only person who really knows me is him. but the only person who really knows me is him.
496 00:30:53,317 00:30:56,236 And that scares the hell out of me. And that scares the hell out of me.
497 00:30:56,362 00:30:58,864 Anyway... Anyway...
498 00:30:58,990 00:31:01,950 I don't know. Maybe it's too late, but... I don't know. Maybe it's too late, but...
499 00:31:02,076 00:31:03,368 even if you hate me, even if you hate me,
500 00:31:03,494 00:31:07,573 I want you to know who you're hating. I want you to know who you're hating.
501 00:31:07,999 00:31:12,586 The thing is, I'm not from Canada. The thing is, I'm not from Canada.
502 00:31:12,712 00:31:15,756 I was born in Secaucus, New Jersey. I was born in Secaucus, New Jersey.
503 00:31:15,882 00:31:17,841 I don't have any brothers or sisters. I don't have any brothers or sisters.
504 00:31:17,967 00:31:19,134 I grew up without a mother I grew up without a mother
505 00:31:19,260 00:31:21,103 because my father drove her away. because my father drove her away.
506 00:31:21,329 00:31:22,237 I... I...
507 00:31:22,764 00:31:24,473 Promotional period ended. Promotional period ended.
508 00:31:24,599 00:31:27,017 To purchase additional minutes, press 7. To purchase additional minutes, press 7.
509 00:31:58,341 00:31:59,742 Hello? Hello?
510 00:32:13,314 00:32:14,356 Nat! Nat!
511 00:32:15,024 00:32:16,066 I got a gun! I got a gun!
512 00:32:17,360 00:32:18,693 Richie. Richie.
513 00:32:18,820 00:32:19,861 Don't call me Richie. Don't call me Richie.
514 00:32:19,987 00:32:21,196 Flynny. Flynny.
515 00:32:21,322 00:32:22,447 Always good to see you. Always good to see you.
516 00:32:24,117 00:32:26,660 I slept like a polar bear. I slept like a polar bear.
517 00:32:26,786 00:32:27,869 So good. So good.
518 00:32:27,995 00:32:29,079 I need coffee. I need coffee.
519 00:32:29,205 00:32:32,582 There's a wonderful motel 83 miles away. There's a wonderful motel 83 miles away.
520 00:32:32,708 00:32:35,627 Comps on coffee and Danish. Comps on coffee and Danish.
521 00:32:35,753 00:32:40,048 The 7-Eleven. The 7-Eleven.
522 00:32:40,174 00:32:42,175 Or we could buy a cup now. Or we could buy a cup now.
523 00:32:42,301 00:32:43,385 We're doing so good here. We're doing so good here.
524 00:32:43,511 00:32:47,848 Let's not blow it on luxury items. Let's not blow it on luxury items.
525 00:32:53,104 00:32:55,230 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
526 00:32:55,356 00:32:56,398 Perfect. Perfect.
527 00:33:04,574 00:33:06,741 Take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy.
528 00:33:06,868 00:33:07,993 Lovely. Lovely.
529 00:33:08,119 00:33:11,204 And it is just the safest neighborhood. And it is just the safest neighborhood.
530 00:33:13,040 00:33:15,250 - Hi. - Hello. - Hi. - Hello.
531 00:33:15,376 00:33:17,377 Can I help you? Can I help you?
532 00:33:17,503 00:33:19,129 Wish you could, darling. Wish you could, darling.
533 00:33:19,255 00:33:20,839 The house is wonderful. We like it. The house is wonderful. We like it.
534 00:33:20,965 00:33:22,632 The fact is, my partner and I The fact is, my partner and I
535 00:33:22,758 00:33:25,468 are looking for something a little more feng shui-ish. are looking for something a little more feng shui-ish.
536 00:33:25,595 00:33:28,513 The house is wonderful, though, isn't it? The house is wonderful, though, isn't it?
537 00:33:28,639 00:33:29,681 Vaulted ceilings. Vaulted ceilings.
538 00:33:29,807 00:33:30,849 Take it easy, honey. Take it easy, honey.
539 00:33:30,975 00:33:32,517 It's the first place we've seen. It's the first place we've seen.
540 00:33:32,643 00:33:35,061 It's got everything. Thank you. It's got everything. Thank you.
541 00:33:43,237 00:33:44,279 Yikes. Yikes.
542 00:33:45,281 00:33:47,407 We escaped. We escaped.
543 00:34:10,932 00:34:12,682 Last time I drove across country, Last time I drove across country,
544 00:34:12,808 00:34:13,850 it took me four days. it took me four days.
545 00:34:13,976 00:34:16,269 - Did I tell you that? - No. - Did I tell you that? - No.
546 00:34:16,395 00:34:18,521 A lifetime ago. A lifetime ago.
547 00:34:18,648 00:34:21,107 Four perfect days. Four perfect days.
548 00:34:21,234 00:34:24,611 We wound up on a beach in Mexico, freezing. We wound up on a beach in Mexico, freezing.
549 00:34:24,737 00:34:28,281 White sand, clear blue water, White sand, clear blue water,
550 00:34:28,407 00:34:32,244 your mother looking up at me like I was the one. your mother looking up at me like I was the one.
551 00:34:32,370 00:34:35,413 That's when I asked her to marry me. That's when I asked her to marry me.
552 00:34:35,539 00:34:37,850 Then we did it, Then we did it,
553 00:34:38,376 00:34:40,085 twice, maybe three times. twice, maybe three times.
554 00:34:41,754 00:34:43,680 Yeah, shake your head. Yeah, shake your head.
555 00:34:44,006 00:34:45,090 These are memories. These are memories.
556 00:34:45,216 00:34:50,154 You'll see what it's like when things stop happening on command. You'll see what it's like when things stop happening on command.
557 00:34:51,180 00:34:53,207 Half mast. Half mast.
558 00:34:53,933 00:34:56,476 I'm not even dead yet. I'm not even dead yet.
559 00:34:56,602 00:34:58,186 What are you saying, you're impotent? What are you saying, you're impotent?
560 00:34:58,312 00:35:01,815 I'm saying, I can't get it up most of the time. I'm saying, I can't get it up most of the time.
561 00:35:01,941 00:35:02,983 Since when? Since when?
562 00:35:03,109 00:35:04,276 Since... Since...
563 00:35:04,402 00:35:06,611 It's hard to say. It's hard to say.
564 00:35:06,737 00:35:08,280 Couple of years, maybe five. Couple of years, maybe five.
565 00:35:08,406 00:35:10,073 Well, have you tried taking those pills? Well, have you tried taking those pills?
566 00:35:10,199 00:35:12,075 They're junk. They don't work. They're junk. They don't work.
567 00:35:12,201 00:35:13,706 Where'd you buy them, off a fruit truck? Where'd you buy them, off a fruit truck?
568 00:35:13,786 00:35:14,874 What difference does it make? What difference does it make?
569 00:35:14,954 00:35:16,162 They don't work. I don't work. They don't work. I don't work.
570 00:35:16,289 00:35:17,789 Clock's ticking. Clock's ticking.
571 00:35:17,915 00:35:21,751 One last frolic is not going to stop that, is it? One last frolic is not going to stop that, is it?
572 00:35:59,498 00:36:00,540 Use this for the gas. Use this for the gas.
573 00:36:00,666 00:36:02,213 The Sweet 'N Low people will pick it up. The Sweet 'N Low people will pick it up.
574 00:36:02,293 00:36:03,960 Be back in a flash. Be back in a flash.
575 00:36:14,013 00:36:16,765 Room service, please. Room service, please.
576 00:36:16,891 00:36:19,392 Room service. How may I help you? Room service. How may I help you?
577 00:36:19,518 00:36:23,938 Yes, we'd like to order up some brunch, my wife and I. Yes, we'd like to order up some brunch, my wife and I.
578 00:36:24,065 00:36:25,231 What room, please? What room, please?
579 00:36:25,358 00:36:26,775 Room 120. Room 120.
580 00:36:26,901 00:36:27,942 All right. All right.
581 00:36:28,069 00:36:29,986 - Thank you so much. - Please hold. - Thank you so much. - Please hold.
582 00:36:30,112 00:36:31,946 Yes, I'll wait. Yes, I'll wait.
583 00:36:32,073 00:36:35,241 Thank you. Thank you.
584 00:36:42,082 00:36:42,878 Sir. Sir.
585 00:36:42,958 00:36:46,787 Could you leave the tray outside the door? Could you leave the tray outside the door?
586 00:36:47,213 00:36:49,005 My wife is under the weather, My wife is under the weather,
587 00:36:49,131 00:36:52,550 and I'm trying not to disturb her. and I'm trying not to disturb her.
588 00:36:52,676 00:36:53,718 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
589 00:36:53,844 00:36:57,138 May I add the tip to the check? May I add the tip to the check?
590 00:36:57,264 00:36:58,306 Sure. Sure.
591 00:37:01,227 00:37:04,104 There. That's for you. There. That's for you.
592 00:37:04,230 00:37:06,564 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
593 00:37:06,690 00:37:09,109 - Thank you, sir. - Please. - Thank you, sir. - Please.
594 00:37:09,235 00:37:10,902 Thank you. Thank you.
595 00:37:23,541 00:37:25,375 Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message. Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message.
596 00:37:26,669 00:37:28,628 Hey, it's me. Hey, it's me.
597 00:37:28,754 00:37:30,922 Are you there? Are you there?
598 00:37:31,048 00:37:34,426 Are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there?
599 00:37:34,552 00:37:38,096 Okay, another confession. Okay, another confession.
600 00:37:38,222 00:37:42,475 Um, this is... Um, this is...
601 00:37:42,601 00:37:45,228 This is a little tricky. This is a little tricky.
602 00:37:45,354 00:37:48,356 I'm gonna--I'm gonna tell you a story, okay? I'm gonna--I'm gonna tell you a story, okay?
603 00:37:48,482 00:37:49,566 Here we go. Here we go.
604 00:37:49,692 00:37:51,609 My father drove a beat-up Mustang My father drove a beat-up Mustang
605 00:37:51,735 00:37:53,361 with 150,000 miles on it, with 150,000 miles on it,
606 00:37:53,487 00:37:55,447 about the time a sane person buys a new car. about the time a sane person buys a new car.
607 00:37:55,573 00:37:56,614 But not him. But not him.
608 00:37:56,740 00:37:58,491 He rents a new Mustang, He rents a new Mustang,
609 00:37:58,617 00:38:01,578 strips it, and swaps the parts with his hunk of junk. strips it, and swaps the parts with his hunk of junk.
610 00:38:01,704 00:38:04,164 Then he returns the rental, complains it's a lemon, Then he returns the rental, complains it's a lemon,
611 00:38:04,290 00:38:06,833 and gets his $69 back. and gets his $69 back.
612 00:38:06,959 00:38:08,793 But guess what. But guess what.
613 00:38:08,919 00:38:13,006 This time, they nailed him. This time, they nailed him.
614 00:38:13,132 00:38:16,217 And guess what else. And guess what else.
615 00:38:16,343 00:38:19,012 My name was on the lease. My name was on the lease.
616 00:38:19,138 00:38:20,180 Okay? Okay?
617 00:38:22,308 00:38:23,433 You can guess the rest. You can guess the rest.
618 00:38:29,648 00:38:31,524 All right. All right.
619 00:38:31,650 00:38:33,493 I'm going to call you back. I'm going to call you back.
620 00:38:41,911 00:38:44,204 I'm thinking about those lobster dinners I'm thinking about those lobster dinners
621 00:38:44,330 00:38:46,873 we pinched from that place up in Bar Harbor. we pinched from that place up in Bar Harbor.
622 00:38:46,999 00:38:48,124 Could you forget the taste, Could you forget the taste,
623 00:38:48,250 00:38:50,585 the flavor, the freshness? the flavor, the freshness?
624 00:38:50,711 00:38:53,129 It was like the ocean. It was like the ocean.
625 00:38:53,255 00:38:54,297 Eat something. Eat something.
626 00:38:54,423 00:38:57,300 You can't live on coffee. You can't live on coffee.
627 00:38:57,426 00:38:58,468 I'm tired. I'm tired.
628 00:38:58,594 00:39:00,803 You're depressed. You're depressed.
629 00:39:00,930 00:39:03,431 Anybody in your situation's got to feel like junk. Anybody in your situation's got to feel like junk.
630 00:39:03,557 00:39:06,851 The trick is to take your mind off getting dumped. The trick is to take your mind off getting dumped.
631 00:39:06,977 00:39:09,354 Every obstacle is an opportunity. Every obstacle is an opportunity.
632 00:39:09,480 00:39:12,565 Think about it this way. Think about it this way.
633 00:39:12,691 00:39:14,817 You have a clean slate. You have a clean slate.
634 00:39:14,944 00:39:16,194 No girl. No job. No girl. No job.
635 00:39:16,320 00:39:21,157 No nothing to hold you back. No nothing to hold you back.
636 00:39:21,283 00:39:22,534 How did you know about my job? How did you know about my job?
637 00:39:26,247 00:39:28,122 You sent that letter to the health department? You sent that letter to the health department?
638 00:39:28,249 00:39:31,459 The whole thing was beneath you. The whole thing was beneath you.
639 00:39:31,585 00:39:33,336 You got me fired. You got me fired.
640 00:39:33,462 00:39:34,671 I did you a favor. I did you a favor.
641 00:39:34,797 00:39:38,174 You want to spend the next 30 years punching a clock? You want to spend the next 30 years punching a clock?
642 00:39:41,595 00:39:43,805 Things are out there. Things are out there.
643 00:39:45,599 00:39:47,767 Life is out there. Life is out there.
644 00:39:51,146 00:39:53,022 One day, you're going to say thank you. One day, you're going to say thank you.
645 00:39:53,148 00:39:54,941 Thank you, Dad. Thank you, Dad.
646 00:39:55,067 00:39:58,111 Oh, it was nothing. Oh, it was nothing.
647 00:39:58,237 00:39:59,445 What's wrong? What's wrong?
648 00:39:59,572 00:40:02,031 Come on, Flynn. Come on, Flynn.
649 00:40:02,157 00:40:03,658 Don't be so serious, huh? Don't be so serious, huh?
650 00:40:03,784 00:40:05,076 What are you doing? What are you doing?
651 00:40:05,202 00:40:06,369 What am I doing? What am I doing?
652 00:40:06,495 00:40:07,579 I'm spending the night I'm spending the night
653 00:40:07,705 00:40:08,918 in a room that you're paying for. in a room that you're paying for.
654 00:40:08,998 00:40:10,081 And then tomorrow, And then tomorrow,
655 00:40:10,207 00:40:11,837 I'm on the first train, bus, or pickup truck I'm on the first train, bus, or pickup truck
656 00:40:11,917 00:40:14,711 the hell out of here. the hell out of here.
657 00:40:14,837 00:40:17,005 Yeah. Yeah.
658 00:40:28,767 00:40:32,812 Your mother and I got married in a HoJo's. Your mother and I got married in a HoJo's.
659 00:40:32,938 00:40:36,149 They wanted $800 for the banquet room. They wanted $800 for the banquet room.
660 00:40:36,275 00:40:37,900 Back then, Back then,
661 00:40:38,027 00:40:40,445 good for me, good for me,
662 00:40:40,571 00:40:45,976 I was able to swing a deal with the night manager. I was able to swing a deal with the night manager.
663 00:40:47,202 00:40:52,081 We had a tasteful, low-key ceremony in the lobby We had a tasteful, low-key ceremony in the lobby
664 00:40:52,207 00:40:54,167 for $50. for $50.
665 00:40:54,293 00:40:57,545 Who knew the difference? Who knew the difference?
666 00:40:57,671 00:41:00,298 Who could tell the difference? Who could tell the difference?
667 00:41:09,642 00:41:11,309 Flynn? Flynn?
668 00:41:13,771 00:41:16,230 I'm going to go have a drink... I'm going to go have a drink...
669 00:41:19,818 00:41:21,903 Meet some people, Meet some people,
670 00:41:22,029 00:41:24,197 have some fun. have some fun.
671 00:41:27,868 00:41:29,077 Hi. Bill and Betty Richmond. Hi. Bill and Betty Richmond.
672 00:41:29,203 00:41:31,204 Hi. Hey. Hi. Hey.
673 00:41:31,330 00:41:33,122 Thank you. Thank you.
674 00:41:40,005 00:41:41,798 Sounds like a shindig. Sounds like a shindig.
675 00:41:41,924 00:41:44,175 I wouldn't know, sir. I wouldn't know, sir.
676 00:41:44,301 00:41:45,510 Good blazer. Good blazer.
677 00:41:45,636 00:41:47,011 I had one almost like it. I had one almost like it.
678 00:41:47,137 00:41:48,638 Different buttons. Different buttons.
679 00:41:48,764 00:41:49,806 Brooks Brothers. Brooks Brothers.
680 00:41:49,932 00:41:50,973 Sears. Sears.
681 00:41:51,100 00:41:52,517 Solid store. Solid store.
682 00:41:52,643 00:41:54,227 Good return policy. Good return policy.
683 00:41:55,688 00:41:57,355 Is there something I can help you with? Is there something I can help you with?
684 00:41:57,481 00:41:58,815 Shooting the breeze. Shooting the breeze.
685 00:42:01,360 00:42:04,946 I must say, that's some serious hair you got there. I must say, that's some serious hair you got there.
686 00:42:05,072 00:42:06,614 When's the last time you cut it? When's the last time you cut it?
687 00:42:06,740 00:42:07,782 Nine years. Nine years.
688 00:42:07,908 00:42:09,951 That's really something. That's really something.
689 00:42:10,077 00:42:12,578 Actually, another 13 inches, and I beat the county record. Actually, another 13 inches, and I beat the county record.
690 00:42:12,705 00:42:14,080 Good for you. Good for you.
691 00:42:14,206 00:42:17,917 Of course, Dory Jensen's got the state sewn up at 5'2". Of course, Dory Jensen's got the state sewn up at 5'2".
692 00:42:18,043 00:42:20,670 Oh, hair is important. Oh, hair is important.
693 00:42:20,796 00:42:22,755 I'm a fan. I'm a fan.
694 00:42:22,881 00:42:24,465 I've always had good hair. I've always had good hair.
695 00:42:24,591 00:42:26,676 It's nice we can share that. It's nice we can share that.
696 00:42:26,802 00:42:28,261 From back East? From back East?
697 00:42:28,387 00:42:29,429 Brooklyn. Brooklyn.
698 00:42:29,555 00:42:32,098 Queens. Queens.
699 00:42:32,224 00:42:34,767 Do you mind if I go inside and have a cocktail? Do you mind if I go inside and have a cocktail?
700 00:42:34,893 00:42:37,228 I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty.
701 00:42:37,354 00:42:41,107 Sales of teeth-bleaching kits brighten... Sales of teeth-bleaching kits brighten...
702 00:42:43,026 00:42:44,902 Up 2.8% in the last quarter, Up 2.8% in the last quarter,
703 00:42:45,028 00:42:47,780 while psoriasis ointment dried up substantially... while psoriasis ointment dried up substantially...
704 00:42:49,616 00:42:52,827 Up 5.5%. Up 5.5%.
705 00:42:52,953 00:42:56,122 And finally, in our laxative department, And finally, in our laxative department,
706 00:42:56,248 00:42:59,792 I'm pleased to announce that back orders have loosened up. I'm pleased to announce that back orders have loosened up.
707 00:43:02,087 00:43:03,129 Who is that? Who is that?
708 00:43:03,255 00:43:04,297 You're kidding, right? You're kidding, right?
709 00:43:04,423 00:43:06,048 No. No.
710 00:43:06,175 00:43:07,925 That's the new CEO. That's the new CEO.
711 00:43:08,051 00:43:09,677 Wow, he's so boring. Wow, he's so boring.
712 00:43:09,803 00:43:11,971 Jesus. Jesus.
713 00:43:20,606 00:43:21,647 I don't think we've met. I don't think we've met.
714 00:43:21,774 00:43:22,857 Rick Carlson. Rick Carlson.
715 00:43:22,983 00:43:24,358 Sales rep of the year. Sales rep of the year.
716 00:43:24,485 00:43:25,526 Of course. Of course.
717 00:43:25,652 00:43:26,736 Kudos, Rick. Kudos, Rick.
718 00:43:26,862 00:43:28,029 You put us all to shame. You put us all to shame.
719 00:43:28,155 00:43:29,530 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
720 00:43:29,656 00:43:30,698 I didn't catch your name. I didn't catch your name.
721 00:43:30,824 00:43:32,158 Richie Flynn. Richie Flynn.
722 00:43:32,284 00:43:33,414 What office are you in, Flynn? What office are you in, Flynn?
723 00:43:33,494 00:43:34,535 Topeka. Topeka.
724 00:43:34,661 00:43:36,287 Oh, you work with Tim Webber, then? Oh, you work with Tim Webber, then?
725 00:43:36,413 00:43:37,497 T-Bird? T-Bird?
726 00:43:37,623 00:43:39,123 I like to think he works with me. I like to think he works with me.
727 00:43:41,251 00:43:43,753 You know, that bastard hasn't even shown up yet. You know, that bastard hasn't even shown up yet.
728 00:43:43,879 00:43:45,671 Too cheap to buy a suit. Too cheap to buy a suit.
729 00:43:45,798 00:43:48,007 With the bonus he got last year, With the bonus he got last year,
730 00:43:48,133 00:43:49,842 he got buy us all brand-new suits he got buy us all brand-new suits
731 00:43:49,968 00:43:52,637 and maybe a little bit of plastic surgery and maybe a little bit of plastic surgery
732 00:43:52,763 00:43:53,805 for that wife of his. for that wife of his.
733 00:43:53,931 00:43:55,848 Yeah, but she's a nice person. Yeah, but she's a nice person.
734 00:43:55,974 00:43:57,479 Nice ain't got nothing to do with it. Nice ain't got nothing to do with it.
735 00:43:57,559 00:43:58,601 Woof. Woof.
736 00:43:58,727 00:44:00,061 That's right. That's right.
737 00:44:02,314 00:44:04,565 This is the good stuff. This is the good stuff.
738 00:44:04,691 00:44:06,067 Thank the little woman for that. Thank the little woman for that.
739 00:44:06,193 00:44:08,611 She put this whole thing together. She put this whole thing together.
740 00:44:08,737 00:44:10,071 But between you and me, But between you and me,
741 00:44:10,197 00:44:11,239 that's the only thing that's the only thing
742 00:44:11,365 00:44:13,032 she put together in the last three weeks. she put together in the last three weeks.
743 00:44:13,158 00:44:14,283 Honey? Honey?
744 00:44:14,409 00:44:15,701 Excuse me. Excuse me.
745 00:44:15,828 00:44:17,203 Say hello to Richie Flynn. Say hello to Richie Flynn.
746 00:44:17,329 00:44:18,371 He's in Webber's office. He's in Webber's office.
747 00:44:18,497 00:44:19,539 My wife, Claire. My wife, Claire.
748 00:44:19,665 00:44:21,958 Wonderful. Thank you. Wonderful. Thank you.
749 00:44:22,084 00:44:26,212 - Congratulations. - Oh, yes. - Congratulations. - Oh, yes.
750 00:44:26,338 00:44:29,674 Are these hybrid tea roses in the centerpieces? Are these hybrid tea roses in the centerpieces?
751 00:44:32,261 00:44:33,761 Well, yes. Well, yes.
752 00:44:33,887 00:44:35,930 Brilliant. Brilliant.
753 00:44:36,056 00:44:38,349 Thank you for noticing. Thank you for noticing.
754 00:44:38,475 00:44:40,518 Thank you for making a beautiful thing tonight. Thank you for making a beautiful thing tonight.
755 00:44:40,644 00:44:41,894 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
756 00:44:42,020 00:44:45,648 The whole thing, it's so well done, you know? The whole thing, it's so well done, you know?
757 00:44:45,774 00:44:46,816 It's my pleasure. It's my pleasure.
758 00:44:51,446 00:44:52,905 Do you garden? Do you garden?
759 00:44:53,031 00:44:54,073 I do. I do.
760 00:44:54,199 00:44:55,279 - Me too. - Oh, that's nice. - Me too. - Oh, that's nice.
761 00:44:55,367 00:44:57,118 I like to grow things. I like to grow things.
762 00:44:57,244 00:44:58,953 Oh, do you cook? Oh, do you cook?
763 00:44:59,079 00:45:01,205 I do. I do.
764 00:45:41,747 00:45:44,498 Hey, here's Webber. Hey, here's Webber.
765 00:45:44,625 00:45:46,292 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey.
766 00:45:46,418 00:45:48,502 See that jackass over there dancing with my wife? See that jackass over there dancing with my wife?
767 00:45:48,629 00:45:49,837 Yeah. Yeah.
768 00:45:49,963 00:45:51,797 You know him? You know him?
769 00:45:52,799 00:45:56,344 Never seen him before in my life. Never seen him before in my life.
770 00:45:56,470 00:45:57,970 Hold this. Hold this.
771 00:46:19,117 00:46:20,826 There, buddy. There, buddy.
772 00:46:20,953 00:46:22,328 Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?
773 00:46:23,538 00:46:26,791 This is Tim Webber, your "boss." This is Tim Webber, your "boss."
774 00:46:31,964 00:46:33,005 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
775 00:46:33,131 00:46:34,173 Why are we fighting? Why are we fighting?
776 00:46:34,299 00:46:35,512 We're not fighting yet, buddy. We're not fighting yet, buddy.
777 00:46:35,592 00:46:37,514 Are you all right? I'm all right. You all right? Are you all right? I'm all right. You all right?
778 00:46:37,594 00:46:38,844 I'm not all right, no. I'm not all right, no.
779 00:46:38,971 00:46:40,309 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Richie. - Who the hell are you? - I'm Richie.
780 00:46:40,389 00:46:42,561 I don't know who you are. Webber has no idea who you are. I don't know who you are. Webber has no idea who you are.
781 00:46:42,641 00:46:43,933 T-Bone, I'm Rich-- T-Bone, I'm Rich--
782 00:46:44,059 00:46:45,539 I'm gonna knock your teeth out, pal. I'm gonna knock your teeth out, pal.
783 00:46:45,644 00:46:46,686 Let me. Let me.
784 00:46:46,812 00:46:48,562 Excuse me. Can we step aside? Excuse me. Can we step aside?
785 00:46:48,689 00:46:49,730 Step aside, please. Step aside, please.
786 00:46:51,149 00:46:52,274 This man is under my orders. This man is under my orders.
787 00:46:52,401 00:46:54,110 Nat Santos, county health department. Nat Santos, county health department.
788 00:46:54,236 00:46:55,277 Apologize for the timing, Apologize for the timing,
789 00:46:55,404 00:46:56,445 but we're in the midst but we're in the midst
790 00:46:56,571 00:46:59,407 of an undercover investigation of the premises, of an undercover investigation of the premises,
791 00:46:59,533 00:47:01,742 which has several outstanding health code violations. which has several outstanding health code violations.
792 00:47:01,868 00:47:03,373 Are you telling me you send this guy here Are you telling me you send this guy here
793 00:47:03,453 00:47:05,334 to drink our booze and make the moves on my wife? to drink our booze and make the moves on my wife?
794 00:47:05,414 00:47:06,622 I ought to kick your ass. I ought to kick your ass.
795 00:47:06,748 00:47:08,290 No, let's just call the cops. No, let's just call the cops.
796 00:47:08,417 00:47:09,458 Sure, call 'em. Sure, call 'em.
797 00:47:09,584 00:47:10,710 And while you're dialing, And while you're dialing,
798 00:47:10,836 00:47:12,257 I'm going to go ahead and shut this party down. I'm going to go ahead and shut this party down.
799 00:47:12,337 00:47:13,425 - What? - Are you in charge here? - What? - Are you in charge here?
800 00:47:13,505 00:47:14,714 No. No.
801 00:47:16,174 00:47:18,426 Rick, your wife did kind of put this together, huh? Rick, your wife did kind of put this together, huh?
802 00:47:18,552 00:47:20,136 Great, why don't you come with me. Great, why don't you come with me.
803 00:47:20,262 00:47:22,471 Let's go have a look at the kitchen. Let's go have a look at the kitchen.
804 00:47:22,597 00:47:23,832 Yeah. Yeah.
805 00:47:24,558 00:47:25,808 Yeah, let's go. Yeah, let's go.
806 00:47:28,770 00:47:30,354 So I'm showing 114 degrees here. So I'm showing 114 degrees here.
807 00:47:30,480 00:47:32,023 That's 10 degrees below my standards, That's 10 degrees below my standards,
808 00:47:32,149 00:47:33,779 20 degrees below most restaurant standards. 20 degrees below most restaurant standards.
809 00:47:33,859 00:47:34,942 That good enough for you? That good enough for you?
810 00:47:35,578 00:47:36,466 No, it isn't. No, it isn't.
811 00:47:36,546 00:47:38,100 It's not good enough for me either. It's not good enough for me either.
812 00:47:38,380 00:47:39,839 Throw that out, please. Throw that out, please.
813 00:47:41,342 00:47:43,067 You ever had a foodborne illness? You ever had a foodborne illness?
814 00:47:43,493 00:47:45,032 Have you ever launched stomach contents north? Have you ever launched stomach contents north?
815 00:47:45,112 00:47:46,946 Have you had vomit come up at high velocity? Have you had vomit come up at high velocity?
816 00:47:47,372 00:47:49,331 It's a hideous situation in the end. It's a hideous situation in the end.
817 00:47:49,458 00:47:52,043 Give me diarrhea over vomit any day. Give me diarrhea over vomit any day.
818 00:47:53,920 00:47:56,672 I am not liking the look of this. I am not liking the look of this.
819 00:47:56,798 00:47:57,882 What is going on? What is going on?
820 00:47:58,008 00:47:59,050 Why is he on the floor? Why is he on the floor?
821 00:47:59,176 00:48:00,634 Honey, relax, okay? Honey, relax, okay?
822 00:48:00,761 00:48:01,678 Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
823 00:48:01,804 00:48:04,164 Accumulation of unidentified organic matter, Accumulation of unidentified organic matter,
824 00:48:04,890 00:48:09,018 harborage, or conditions conducive... harborage, or conditions conducive...
825 00:48:09,144 00:48:11,763 to vermin. to vermin.
826 00:48:12,189 00:48:13,230 Do you know what this is? Do you know what this is?
827 00:48:13,356 00:48:14,940 Is it poop? Is it poop?
828 00:48:15,067 00:48:17,201 I'm going to go check the buffet. I'm going to go check the buffet.
829 00:48:17,527 00:48:19,195 Not the buffet. Not the buffet.
830 00:48:19,321 00:48:20,488 These are decent people. These are decent people.
831 00:48:20,614 00:48:22,006 Give them a break. Give them a break.
832 00:48:22,332 00:48:25,376 I've seen him shut people down over a chafing dish. I've seen him shut people down over a chafing dish.
833 00:48:25,702 00:48:27,286 Could I talk to you for one second? Could I talk to you for one second?
834 00:48:27,412 00:48:30,998 I'll tell you, you know, a little cash wouldn't hurt. I'll tell you, you know, a little cash wouldn't hurt.
835 00:48:31,124 00:48:32,583 The entire agency is corrupt. The entire agency is corrupt.
836 00:48:32,709 00:48:33,751 Everybody knows that. Everybody knows that.
837 00:48:33,877 00:48:35,211 No problem. No problem, buddy. No problem. No problem, buddy.
838 00:48:35,337 00:48:41,133 Yeah, thanks. Thanks. Yeah, thanks. Thanks.
839 00:48:41,259 00:48:42,510 Yeah. Thanks. Yeah. Thanks.
840 00:48:42,636 00:48:45,179 Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much.
841 00:48:45,305 00:48:46,972 What a nice guy he was. What a nice guy he was.
842 00:49:19,506 00:49:21,132 Get in. Get in.
843 00:49:41,987 00:49:43,404 I should've left you there. I should've left you there.
844 00:49:43,530 00:49:44,572 But you didn't. But you didn't.
845 00:49:44,698 00:49:46,365 I should have. I should have.
846 00:50:05,385 00:50:07,261 Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message. Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message.
847 00:50:08,255 00:50:10,175 It's me again. It's me again.
848 00:50:13,602 00:50:16,228 I don't know if he's dying. I don't know if he's dying.
849 00:50:16,354 00:50:20,941 But if he isn't, I'm going to kill him. But if he isn't, I'm going to kill him.
850 00:50:21,067 00:50:25,946 You know, I was a hustler, a petty scammer. You know, I was a hustler, a petty scammer.
851 00:50:26,072 00:50:29,241 As far back as I can remember, that's what I did. As far back as I can remember, that's what I did.
852 00:50:29,367 00:50:32,870 That's what we did, and we were good at it. That's what we did, and we were good at it.
853 00:50:32,996 00:50:34,038 Still are. Still are.
854 00:50:41,455 00:50:43,164 I'll call you back. I'll call you back.
855 00:50:51,681 00:50:53,098 - Put this on. - No, no. - Put this on. - No, no.
856 00:50:53,225 00:50:54,934 - Please. - I'm not cold. - Please. - I'm not cold.
857 00:50:55,060 00:50:57,144 There's something I need to show you. There's something I need to show you.
858 00:51:07,489 00:51:09,740 A '63 Corvair, best car I ever drove. A '63 Corvair, best car I ever drove.
859 00:51:09,866 00:51:13,035 First time I got nookie was in this car. First time I got nookie was in this car.
860 00:51:13,161 00:51:15,455 Well, similar. Well, similar.
861 00:51:16,081 00:51:17,623 Stand by the car. Stand by the car.
862 00:51:17,749 00:51:19,171 I want a picture of the both of yous. I want a picture of the both of yous.
863 00:51:19,251 00:51:21,131 Why? You got nookie in that car; that's gross. Why? You got nookie in that car; that's gross.
864 00:51:21,211 00:51:22,962 No, for my wallet. Let's go. No, for my wallet. Let's go.
865 00:51:24,422 00:51:27,633 If I can't drive one, I can take a picture. If I can't drive one, I can take a picture.
866 00:51:29,261 00:51:32,096 Say, "Holy moly, guacamole." Say, "Holy moly, guacamole."
867 00:51:32,806 00:51:33,847 Nice. Nice.
868 00:51:39,062 00:51:40,187 Looks good, huh? Looks good, huh?
869 00:52:02,168 00:52:04,128 Welcome to Cactus Villas, Welcome to Cactus Villas,
870 00:52:04,254 00:52:07,131 a self-contained community for the sunset years. a self-contained community for the sunset years.
871 00:52:07,257 00:52:09,466 Now, after-- Now, after--
872 00:52:09,592 00:52:10,634 Welcome. Welcome.
873 00:52:10,760 00:52:11,928 Hi. Hi.
874 00:52:12,554 00:52:14,548 Welcome. Welcome.
875 00:52:18,393 00:52:20,602 After my 90-minute sales presentation, After my 90-minute sales presentation,
876 00:52:20,729 00:52:23,105 we invite each one of you active seniors we invite each one of you active seniors
877 00:52:23,231 00:52:24,982 to spend the weekend to spend the weekend
878 00:52:25,108 00:52:27,901 in one of our phase one mountain view units. in one of our phase one mountain view units.
879 00:52:28,028 00:52:29,236 Nice one. Nice one.
880 00:52:29,362 00:52:30,825 Now, if you'll look at my diagram here, Now, if you'll look at my diagram here,
881 00:52:30,905 00:52:33,991 the phase one units are on the west side of the property. the phase one units are on the west side of the property.
882 00:52:34,117 00:52:38,370 Each unit contains a kitchen Each unit contains a kitchen
883 00:52:38,496 00:52:39,830 and either one or two bedrooms and either one or two bedrooms
884 00:52:39,956 00:52:42,791 decorated in its own unique style. decorated in its own unique style.
885 00:52:51,384 00:52:53,127 This is good. This is good.
886 00:52:55,555 00:52:57,306 I taught you that. I taught you that.
887 00:52:57,432 00:52:58,766 It was Uncle Al. It was Uncle Al.
888 00:52:58,892 00:53:01,560 Uncle Al, Uncle Al, blah, blah. Uncle Al, Uncle Al, blah, blah.
889 00:53:02,645 00:53:04,980 He hated my cat, so I kicked him out. He hated my cat, so I kicked him out.
890 00:53:05,106 00:53:08,442 Did you know that the question mark-- Did you know that the question mark--
891 00:53:08,568 00:53:10,527 What question mark? What question mark?
892 00:53:10,653 00:53:12,029 The symbol, the question mark, The symbol, the question mark,
893 00:53:12,155 00:53:13,994 like at the end of a sentence, it's a question. like at the end of a sentence, it's a question.
894 00:53:14,074 00:53:15,949 - Like in grammar? - Yeah. - Like in grammar? - Yeah.
895 00:53:16,076 00:53:18,577 It was originally a hieroglyphic symbol It was originally a hieroglyphic symbol
896 00:53:18,703 00:53:22,122 which came from the view of the ass of a cat which came from the view of the ass of a cat
897 00:53:22,248 00:53:23,457 as it's walking away from you. as it's walking away from you.
898 00:53:23,583 00:53:24,875 Explain. Explain.
899 00:53:25,001 00:53:26,840 Well, because when a cat walks away from you, Well, because when a cat walks away from you,
900 00:53:26,920 00:53:27,961 you feel insecure; you feel insecure;
901 00:53:28,088 00:53:29,838 you're unsure of yourself; it's doubt. you're unsure of yourself; it's doubt.
902 00:53:29,964 00:53:31,465 I see. A question mark. I see. A question mark.
903 00:53:31,591 00:53:32,804 You mean like the thing, the tail-- You mean like the thing, the tail--
904 00:53:32,884 00:53:34,510 Yeah, you look at it, you see the tail. Yeah, you look at it, you see the tail.
905 00:53:34,636 00:53:36,345 And then the--pfft. And then the--pfft.
906 00:53:36,471 00:53:38,180 - The a-hole. - The asshole. - The a-hole. - The asshole.
907 00:53:38,306 00:53:40,474 Well, sounds like Al. Well, sounds like Al.
908 00:53:40,600 00:53:41,892 Dubious a-hole. Dubious a-hole.
909 00:53:45,397 00:53:46,897 What do you got against Al? What do you got against Al?
910 00:53:47,023 00:53:48,148 You'll have to ask him. You'll have to ask him.
911 00:53:48,274 00:53:50,109 He taught you everything else you know. He taught you everything else you know.
912 00:54:01,746 00:54:03,956 All right, left or right? All right, left or right?
913 00:54:04,082 00:54:05,124 Which way, left or right? Which way, left or right?
914 00:54:05,250 00:54:06,291 Left. Left.
915 00:54:06,418 00:54:09,628 - Left or right? - Left. Left. - Left or right? - Left. Left.
916 00:54:09,754 00:54:11,004 Here's the house. Here's the house.
917 00:54:11,131 00:54:12,756 Pull in here. Pull in here.
918 00:54:15,135 00:54:16,218 Do you know this person? Do you know this person?
919 00:54:16,344 00:54:19,680 Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
920 00:54:19,806 00:54:21,765 Think back. Think back.
921 00:54:21,891 00:54:23,642 Dolores Jones. Dolores Jones.
922 00:54:23,768 00:54:25,102 She won a beauty contest. She won a beauty contest.
923 00:54:25,228 00:54:27,896 You had the hots for her; I sensed it. You had the hots for her; I sensed it.
924 00:54:28,022 00:54:29,982 Yeah, she was my babysitter. Yeah, she was my babysitter.
925 00:54:30,108 00:54:31,692 Yes. She moved here. Yes. She moved here.
926 00:54:31,818 00:54:33,026 We stayed in touch. We stayed in touch.
927 00:54:33,153 00:54:35,779 I thought you and I could stop in for a visit. I thought you and I could stop in for a visit.
928 00:54:35,905 00:54:37,030 You're older now. You're older now.
929 00:54:37,157 00:54:38,574 Maybe you could, you know-- Maybe you could, you know--
930 00:54:38,700 00:54:39,783 how you say in English? how you say in English?
931 00:54:41,870 00:54:43,287 Seal the deal. Seal the deal.
932 00:54:43,413 00:54:45,585 Why is it guys with E.D. can't stop talking about sex? Why is it guys with E.D. can't stop talking about sex?
933 00:54:45,665 00:54:46,874 What's wrong? What's wrong?
934 00:54:47,000 00:54:49,126 You got something against fornication? You got something against fornication?
935 00:54:49,252 00:54:50,294 Hey. Hey.
936 00:54:50,420 00:54:51,588 Hey! Hey!
937 00:54:52,714 00:54:54,465 - Look at you. - You're early. - Look at you. - You're early.
938 00:54:54,591 00:54:55,841 I was just about to take a dip. I was just about to take a dip.
939 00:54:55,967 00:54:58,552 There you are. Time stands still. There you are. Time stands still.
940 00:54:58,678 00:54:59,661 Here he is. Here he is.
941 00:54:59,788 00:55:01,764 Skinny Flynny? Skinny Flynny?
942 00:55:02,390 00:55:03,891 Look who filled out. Look who filled out.
943 00:55:04,017 00:55:05,434 He's gun shy. He's gun shy.
944 00:55:05,560 00:55:06,602 Come on in. Come on in.
945 00:55:06,728 00:55:09,313 I was just about to make some cocktails. I was just about to make some cocktails.
946 00:55:09,439 00:55:11,356 Put your bags anywhere. Put your bags anywhere.
947 00:55:11,483 00:55:14,109 Not there. Over there. Not there. Over there.
948 00:55:14,235 00:55:15,277 This is real nice. This is real nice.
949 00:55:15,403 00:55:16,487 Oh, don't be polite. Oh, don't be polite.
950 00:55:16,613 00:55:18,489 You know I never stay in one place too long. You know I never stay in one place too long.
951 00:55:18,615 00:55:19,907 Isn't that right, Nat? Isn't that right, Nat?
952 00:55:20,033 00:55:21,158 We got ants in our pants. We got ants in our pants.
953 00:55:21,284 00:55:22,576 Yes, we do. Yes, we do.
954 00:55:22,702 00:55:24,003 Come on out. Come on out.
955 00:55:24,329 00:55:26,246 Before we take off, how about a daiquiri? Before we take off, how about a daiquiri?
956 00:55:26,572 00:55:28,173 Absolutely. Absolutely.
957 00:55:30,460 00:55:32,961 So, Flynny, last thing I heard, So, Flynny, last thing I heard,
958 00:55:33,087 00:55:35,547 you were selling washers and dryers. you were selling washers and dryers.
959 00:55:35,673 00:55:36,757 Oh, I know. Oh, I know.
960 00:55:36,883 00:55:39,176 You're shutting down restaurants. You're shutting down restaurants.
961 00:55:39,302 00:55:40,552 Yeah, that didn't work out. Yeah, that didn't work out.
962 00:55:40,678 00:55:43,972 How about grabbing the rum and topping off these drinks? How about grabbing the rum and topping off these drinks?
963 00:55:44,098 00:55:45,357 Sure. Sure.
964 00:55:45,683 00:55:48,001 And I am going to go put some clothes on. And I am going to go put some clothes on.
965 00:55:48,228 00:55:49,394 Oh, no argument. Oh, no argument.
966 00:55:49,521 00:55:50,704 Never. Never.
967 00:55:52,690 00:55:53,815 Hey, sorry. Hey, sorry.
968 00:55:56,986 00:55:58,487 Make yourselves comfortable. Make yourselves comfortable.
969 00:55:58,613 00:55:59,738 Oh, he will. Oh, he will.
970 00:55:59,864 00:56:01,640 Comfortable? That's my motto. Comfortable? That's my motto.
971 00:56:01,866 00:56:03,116 Cool, no? Cool, no?
972 00:56:03,243 00:56:06,137 I told you I would set us up. I told you I would set us up.
973 00:56:08,248 00:56:09,840 Don't hold back. Don't hold back.
974 00:56:10,166 00:56:15,054 No, thou shalt not perish by plague or by famine yet. No, thou shalt not perish by plague or by famine yet.
975 00:56:15,380 00:56:17,297 So shalt thou perish by pestilence, So shalt thou perish by pestilence,
976 00:56:17,423 00:56:19,892 so why bother shaving? so why bother shaving?
977 00:56:20,218 00:56:21,769 You're so weird. You're so weird.
978 00:56:22,095 00:56:24,813 I'm gonna catch some rays by the pool. I'm gonna catch some rays by the pool.
979 00:56:25,139 00:56:27,562 Why don't you take her some place nice and buy her a cocktail. Why don't you take her some place nice and buy her a cocktail.
980 00:56:27,642 00:56:29,142 - Here, for later. - Oh, no. - Here, for later. - Oh, no.
981 00:56:29,269 00:56:30,686 Glow-in-the-dark condoms? Glow-in-the-dark condoms?
982 00:56:30,812 00:56:32,229 They're extra large, jumbo. They're extra large, jumbo.
983 00:56:32,355 00:56:34,231 They're glow-in-the-dark, for God's sake. They're glow-in-the-dark, for God's sake.
984 00:56:34,357 00:56:37,109 Check for pinholes. Might be Chinese. Check for pinholes. Might be Chinese.
985 00:56:40,630 00:56:42,306 Look at you. Look at you.
986 00:56:42,532 00:56:43,999 Scheherazade. Scheherazade.
987 00:56:44,325 00:56:45,617 She could win a beauty contest She could win a beauty contest
988 00:56:45,743 00:56:47,411 as we speak. as we speak.
989 00:56:47,537 00:56:49,663 Yeah, well, you're not so bad yourself there, daddy. Yeah, well, you're not so bad yourself there, daddy.
990 00:56:50,089 00:56:50,973 Yeah. Yeah.
991 00:56:52,000 00:56:53,942 Okay, sugar shorts, let's hit the road. Okay, sugar shorts, let's hit the road.
992 00:56:54,168 00:56:55,177 Let's do it. Let's do it.
993 00:56:55,303 00:56:56,387 Hold down the fort. Hold down the fort.
994 00:56:59,291 00:57:00,983 I'm gonna clean the kitchen. I'm gonna clean the kitchen.
995 00:57:15,773 00:57:16,815 Perfect. Perfect.
996 00:57:18,901 00:57:20,402 So... So...
997 00:57:22,655 00:57:24,906 I take you're not still babysitting. I take you're not still babysitting.
998 00:57:25,033 00:57:26,074 Why, do you need one? Why, do you need one?
999 00:57:26,200 00:57:28,327 From time to time, yeah. From time to time, yeah.
1000 00:57:32,248 00:57:33,290 So what are you doing? So what are you doing?
1001 00:57:33,416 00:57:34,791 This and that. This and that.
1002 00:57:34,917 00:57:36,460 - Yeah? - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah.
1003 00:57:36,586 00:57:37,628 Got my notary's license. Got my notary's license.
1004 00:57:37,754 00:57:38,795 Did you? Did you?
1005 00:57:38,921 00:57:40,088 Congratulations. Congratulations.
1006 00:57:40,214 00:57:43,842 Well, it was Nat's idea. Well, it was Nat's idea.
1007 00:57:43,968 00:57:47,387 He's so thoughtful. He's so thoughtful.
1008 00:57:47,513 00:57:49,723 Remember when he got me that pink briefcase Remember when he got me that pink briefcase
1009 00:57:49,849 00:57:51,391 when I graduated high school? when I graduated high school?
1010 00:57:51,517 00:57:53,894 Yeah, I also remember he didn't pay for it. Yeah, I also remember he didn't pay for it.
1011 00:57:54,020 00:57:55,646 It was still nice. It was still nice.
1012 00:57:55,772 00:57:57,089 All right. All right.
1013 00:58:03,655 00:58:05,989 You used to have the most pitiful crush on me. You used to have the most pitiful crush on me.
1014 00:58:06,115 00:58:07,908 I did not. I did not.
1015 00:58:08,034 00:58:10,077 I was your dream girl. I was your dream girl.
1016 00:58:10,203 00:58:12,913 Yeah, all right, you were. Yeah, all right, you were.
1017 00:58:19,379 00:58:21,546 Remember when I used to give you those bubbles baths? Remember when I used to give you those bubbles baths?
1018 00:58:21,973 00:58:23,274 Vaguely. Vaguely.
1019 00:58:25,802 00:58:27,052 You still take baths? You still take baths?
1020 00:58:29,305 00:58:30,347 Showers. Showers.
1021 00:58:31,641 00:58:33,100 With other people? With other people?
1022 00:58:33,226 00:58:34,768 Sometimes lots of people. Sometimes lots of people.
1023 00:58:37,814 00:58:40,399 Of course, there was always a guard watching. Of course, there was always a guard watching.
1024 00:58:40,525 00:58:41,900 There's no guards here, Flynny. There's no guards here, Flynny.
1025 00:58:45,738 00:58:47,197 You never did it with Nat... You never did it with Nat...
1026 00:58:47,323 00:58:48,657 Did you? Did you?
1027 00:58:52,245 00:58:53,870 That was a-- That was a--
1028 00:58:53,996 00:58:56,248 that was a no, right? that was a no, right?
1029 00:58:56,374 00:58:57,958 Right. Right.
1030 00:58:58,084 00:59:00,460 Though I can't say I didn't think about it. Though I can't say I didn't think about it.
1031 00:59:02,463 00:59:09,177 Just never met a man who was so in love with his wife. Just never met a man who was so in love with his wife.
1032 00:59:12,056 00:59:13,515 I used to sit on my front porch I used to sit on my front porch
1033 00:59:13,641 00:59:17,561 and watch them dance in the living room. and watch them dance in the living room.
1034 00:59:17,687 00:59:20,689 I can't say, if things weren't different, I can't say, if things weren't different,
1035 00:59:20,815 00:59:23,984 I wouldn't have... I wouldn't have...
1036 00:59:24,110 00:59:26,069 The man deserved a little love and affection. The man deserved a little love and affection.
1037 00:59:26,695 00:59:27,830 Why? Why?
1038 00:59:28,656 00:59:31,733 Because of the way she treated him. Because of the way she treated him.
1039 00:59:32,160 00:59:34,786 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
1040 00:59:34,912 00:59:35,996 He drove her away. He drove her away.
1041 00:59:36,122 00:59:38,582 - He didn't drive her away. - Yes, he did. - He didn't drive her away. - Yes, he did.
1042 00:59:44,672 00:59:47,382 I don't know what he told you, I don't know what he told you,
1043 00:59:47,508 00:59:49,509 but she left him for another man. but she left him for another man.
1044 00:59:51,929 00:59:53,013 What? What?
1045 00:59:54,599 00:59:56,239 That candy-ass that she used to work for That candy-ass that she used to work for
1046 00:59:56,350 00:59:57,392 at the car dealership. at the car dealership.
1047 00:59:57,518 00:59:58,602 What, Kruger? What, Kruger?
1048 01:00:00,930 01:00:04,808 No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
1049 01:00:05,234 01:00:06,796 She did not. She did not.
1050 01:00:09,322 01:00:10,947 I would've known. I would've known.
1051 01:00:11,073 01:00:15,011 Everybody in the town knew, Flynn. Everybody in the town knew, Flynn.
1052 01:00:18,956 01:00:21,550 Nearly broke that man in two. Nearly broke that man in two.
1053 01:00:23,836 01:00:25,879 You were just a kid. You were just a kid.
1054 01:00:26,506 01:00:31,593 And of course, Kruger moved on to greener pastures. And of course, Kruger moved on to greener pastures.
1055 01:00:33,888 01:00:36,110 And, you know... And, you know...
1056 01:00:45,608 01:00:47,067 She died. She died.
1057 01:00:49,821 01:00:51,822 Probably shouldn't have told you. Probably shouldn't have told you.
1058 01:00:54,450 01:00:55,575 It's okay. It's okay.
1059 01:00:55,701 01:00:57,077 - I'm sorry. - Your coffee, ma'am. - I'm sorry. - Your coffee, ma'am.
1060 01:00:57,203 01:00:58,286 Hey. Hey.
1061 01:01:01,207 01:01:02,249 Are you all right? Are you all right?
1062 01:01:02,375 01:01:04,793 Hey, can we get some napkins here? Hey, can we get some napkins here?
1063 01:01:06,128 01:01:08,463 What happened? What happened?
1064 01:01:08,589 01:01:10,924 He very nearly burned me to death. He very nearly burned me to death.
1065 01:01:11,050 01:01:12,634 Please, ma'am, anything that we can do Please, ma'am, anything that we can do
1066 01:01:12,760 01:01:14,761 to solve the problem, we'll be more than happy to. to solve the problem, we'll be more than happy to.
1067 01:01:14,887 01:01:16,137 There is. There is.
1068 01:01:16,264 01:01:17,764 And you will be hearing from me. And you will be hearing from me.
1069 01:01:17,890 01:01:18,974 You will. You will.
1070 01:01:19,100 01:01:20,809 And it will not be for a refill. And it will not be for a refill.
1071 01:01:20,935 01:01:22,644 He saw it. Did you see it? He saw it. Did you see it?
1072 01:01:22,770 01:01:24,396 Yes, yes. Yes, yes.
1073 01:01:26,023 01:01:27,190 Would you take me home? Would you take me home?
1074 01:01:28,901 01:01:31,862 What are you, kidding? What are you, kidding?
1075 01:01:31,988 01:01:33,613 Get a lawyer. Get a lawyer.
1076 01:01:33,739 01:01:34,781 I didn't-- I didn't--
1077 01:01:37,785 01:01:39,077 So I got my Mercedes So I got my Mercedes
1078 01:01:39,203 01:01:41,580 with a trip and a slip at the supermarket last year. with a trip and a slip at the supermarket last year.
1079 01:01:41,706 01:01:43,206 This? This?
1080 01:01:43,332 01:01:46,626 This ought to be worth 5 grand and maybe a new wardrobe. This ought to be worth 5 grand and maybe a new wardrobe.
1081 01:01:46,752 01:01:48,128 Well, in that case, Well, in that case,
1082 01:01:48,254 01:01:51,256 you don't mind if I ask for my 20 dollars back, do you? you don't mind if I ask for my 20 dollars back, do you?
1083 01:01:51,382 01:01:51,982 Nat! Nat!
1084 01:01:58,389 01:02:02,475 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1085 01:02:02,602 01:02:06,146 What are you doing, man? What are you doing, man?
1086 01:02:16,657 01:02:18,159 Guys? Guys?
1087 01:02:23,122 01:02:24,831 Sensory dep. Sensory dep.
1088 01:02:24,957 01:02:28,251 It's so soothing. It's so soothing.
1089 01:02:28,377 01:02:31,254 It's better than meditating. It's better than meditating.
1090 01:02:31,380 01:02:32,881 Hi, baby. Hi, baby.
1091 01:03:00,326 01:03:01,668 Hey. Hey.
1092 01:03:02,294 01:03:03,671 Hey. Hey.
1093 01:03:19,929 01:03:22,472 Nighty-night, Flynny. Nighty-night, Flynny.
1094 01:03:45,204 01:03:46,454 Comfy? Comfy?
1095 01:03:46,580 01:03:47,681 Hi. Hi.
1096 01:03:48,207 01:03:49,249 Hey. Hey.
1097 01:03:52,878 01:03:56,798 I got that mattress from that sexual harassment thingy, I got that mattress from that sexual harassment thingy,
1098 01:03:56,924 01:03:58,675 from Price Breakers last summer. from Price Breakers last summer.
1099 01:03:58,801 01:04:00,552 A Sealy Posturepedic. A Sealy Posturepedic.
1100 01:04:00,678 01:04:01,928 The good stuff. The good stuff.
1101 01:04:06,726 01:04:07,767 Nice, huh? Nice, huh?
1102 01:04:07,893 01:04:09,394 It's nice and springy. It's nice and springy.
1103 01:04:09,520 01:04:11,354 Yeah, it's a wonderful mattress. Yeah, it's a wonderful mattress.
1104 01:04:14,066 01:04:15,275 He's not here, you know? He's not here, you know?
1105 01:04:15,401 01:04:17,193 He's on the couch. He's on the couch.
1106 01:04:17,319 01:04:18,587 I know. I know.
1107 01:04:21,407 01:04:22,783 I know. I know.
1108 01:04:23,909 01:04:25,027 Okay. Okay.
1109 01:04:26,454 01:04:27,495 I'm verklempt. I'm verklempt.
1110 01:04:27,621 01:04:29,372 You are one of the most exciting women You are one of the most exciting women
1111 01:04:29,498 01:04:30,874 I've ever been this close to, I've ever been this close to,
1112 01:04:31,000 01:04:32,920 and normally, I'm a guy who does what comes next, and normally, I'm a guy who does what comes next,
1113 01:04:33,002 01:04:35,962 but in this case, at the end of the day, but in this case, at the end of the day,
1114 01:04:36,088 01:04:37,130 it's too late. it's too late.
1115 01:04:39,717 01:04:41,009 No, it's not. No, it's not.
1116 01:04:41,135 01:04:42,969 It is. It is.
1117 01:04:43,095 01:04:44,137 I have an idea. I have an idea.
1118 01:04:44,263 01:04:46,806 How about I give you a supply of calling cards, How about I give you a supply of calling cards,
1119 01:04:46,932 01:04:51,728 30 minutes, including weekends and holidays? 30 minutes, including weekends and holidays?
1120 01:04:51,854 01:04:55,732 I already have 2,000 free minutes. I already have 2,000 free minutes.
1121 01:04:55,858 01:04:56,859 Wow. Wow.
1122 01:04:57,985 01:05:00,487 Is this because I'm dying? Is this because I'm dying?
1123 01:05:01,113 01:05:03,457 This is because you're a good man. This is because you're a good man.
1124 01:05:04,283 01:05:05,450 I used to be. I used to be.
1125 01:05:05,576 01:05:07,335 You still are. You still are.
1126 01:05:12,625 01:05:15,627 - Dolores? - Yeah, baby? - Dolores? - Yeah, baby?
1127 01:05:15,753 01:05:18,171 I would deny you nothing, I would deny you nothing,
1128 01:05:18,297 01:05:22,175 but this is not going to happen, I promise you. but this is not going to happen, I promise you.
1129 01:05:22,301 01:05:23,635 It's a fruitless effort. It's a fruitless effort.
1130 01:05:23,761 01:05:26,304 Are you giving up that easy? Are you giving up that easy?
1131 01:05:30,267 01:05:32,435 You think this is easy, You think this is easy,
1132 01:05:32,561 01:05:35,105 for me to embarrass myself this way? for me to embarrass myself this way?
1133 01:05:35,231 01:05:36,815 You should go. You should go.
1134 01:05:36,941 01:05:37,982 No. No.
1135 01:05:38,109 01:05:39,150 No. No.
1136 01:05:40,444 01:05:41,486 No. No.
1137 01:05:41,612 01:05:43,822 Why? Why?
1138 01:05:43,948 01:05:46,491 The pink briefcase. The pink briefcase.
1139 01:05:51,205 01:05:55,834 I've never heard it spoken of in that way before. I've never heard it spoken of in that way before.
1140 01:05:55,960 01:05:59,087 You gave it to me for my high school graduation. You gave it to me for my high school graduation.
1141 01:05:59,213 01:06:01,673 That was a souvenir of friendship. That was a souvenir of friendship.
1142 01:06:01,799 01:06:05,176 I... I didn't even pay for it. I... I didn't even pay for it.
1143 01:06:05,302 01:06:07,512 You're going to pay for it now, buddy. You're going to pay for it now, buddy.
1144 01:06:08,806 01:06:10,006 Oh, Nat! Oh, Nat!
1145 01:06:10,432 01:06:13,226 Dolores. Oh, Dolores. Dolores. Oh, Dolores.
1146 01:06:13,352 01:06:14,394 Golly. Golly.
1147 01:06:17,556 01:06:18,598 Yeah. Yeah.
1148 01:06:21,861 01:06:24,404 Boom, boom, boom, let's go back to my room. Boom, boom, boom, let's go back to my room.
1149 01:06:27,366 01:06:29,033 I'll give you another try. I'll give you another try.
1150 01:06:29,160 01:06:30,493 You know, don't like good-byes, You know, don't like good-byes,
1151 01:06:30,619 01:06:32,203 no tears, no sighs. no tears, no sighs.
1152 01:06:37,793 01:06:39,377 Thank you. Thank you.
1153 01:06:42,715 01:06:44,424 Mighty hunter drive? Mighty hunter drive?
1154 01:07:12,995 01:07:16,456 What do you say to a chow-down after a hard day's night? What do you say to a chow-down after a hard day's night?
1155 01:07:16,582 01:07:18,374 Pancakes, Pancakes,
1156 01:07:18,500 01:07:20,793 sausage patties, sausage patties,
1157 01:07:20,920 01:07:22,420 maple syrup! maple syrup!
1158 01:07:22,546 01:07:24,505 You worked up an appetite, huh? You worked up an appetite, huh?
1159 01:07:42,942 01:07:45,443 How come you never told me about Kruger? How come you never told me about Kruger?
1160 01:07:49,531 01:07:52,325 Did I tell you he owes me $2,000? Did I tell you he owes me $2,000?
1161 01:07:52,451 01:07:54,371 That's what I lent him to open his first car lot, That's what I lent him to open his first car lot,
1162 01:07:54,453 01:07:55,495 $2,000. $2,000.
1163 01:07:55,621 01:07:56,829 And he stiffed me. And he stiffed me.
1164 01:07:56,956 01:08:00,416 You know how many showrooms Kruger has as we speak? You know how many showrooms Kruger has as we speak?
1165 01:08:00,542 01:08:01,834 23. 23.
1166 01:08:01,961 01:08:06,089 And still, I haven't seen dime one of my investment. And still, I haven't seen dime one of my investment.
1167 01:08:06,215 01:08:08,341 He's not an honorable man. He's not an honorable man.
1168 01:08:08,467 01:08:12,095 No, no, Kruger and Mom, Kruger and Mom. No, no, Kruger and Mom, Kruger and Mom.
1169 01:08:20,479 01:08:22,605 How could you not tell me? How could you not tell me?
1170 01:08:22,731 01:08:24,691 Tell you what? Tell you what?
1171 01:08:49,466 01:08:51,801 Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
1172 01:08:56,473 01:08:57,807 Make a wish? Make a wish?
1173 01:09:00,519 01:09:02,520 What was yours, running naked on the beach again? What was yours, running naked on the beach again?
1174 01:09:02,646 01:09:03,839 Nah. Nah.
1175 01:09:04,565 01:09:06,566 I already got mine. I already got mine.
1176 01:09:06,692 01:09:09,819 I wish you weren't sick. I wish you weren't sick.
1177 01:09:18,787 01:09:20,496 What, are you on a diet? What, are you on a diet?
1178 01:09:20,622 01:09:21,706 It's my cake. It's my cake.
1179 01:09:21,832 01:09:23,299 It's for you. It's for you.
1180 01:09:23,625 01:09:25,177 Thanks. Thanks.
1181 01:10:11,090 01:10:14,300 So how you going to stick it to him? So how you going to stick it to him?
1182 01:10:14,426 01:10:15,927 What do you mean? What do you mean?
1183 01:10:16,053 01:10:17,813 Well, that's what we're here for, isn't it? Well, that's what we're here for, isn't it?
1184 01:10:17,930 01:10:20,306 Get back at Kruger? Get back at Kruger?
1185 01:10:20,432 01:10:23,017 How'd you put that together? How'd you put that together?
1186 01:10:23,143 01:10:25,269 I'm your son, aren't I? I'm your son, aren't I?
1187 01:10:49,836 01:10:50,878 Let me in on it. Let me in on it.
1188 01:10:52,072 01:10:54,424 I have to do this by myself. I have to do this by myself.
1189 01:10:54,550 01:10:56,259 I want to help. I want to help.
1190 01:10:59,346 01:11:01,606 Meet me at the hotel, noonish. Meet me at the hotel, noonish.
1191 01:11:22,411 01:11:24,203 Welcome to Kruger Motors. Welcome to Kruger Motors.
1192 01:11:24,329 01:11:25,621 Beauty, isn't she? Beauty, isn't she?
1193 01:11:25,747 01:11:29,459 4.6-liter V8 engine, 320 horses. 4.6-liter V8 engine, 320 horses.
1194 01:11:29,585 01:11:30,665 Interested in a test drive? Interested in a test drive?
1195 01:11:30,752 01:11:32,712 No, thanks. I have a meeting with BK. No, thanks. I have a meeting with BK.
1196 01:11:32,838 01:11:33,972 Nat Flynn. Nat Flynn.
1197 01:11:34,298 01:11:36,716 He's very busy today. It could be a while. He's very busy today. It could be a while.
1198 01:11:36,842 01:11:38,301 I'm early. I'm early.
1199 01:11:38,427 01:11:41,679 Is there a place to sit, maybe some tea? Is there a place to sit, maybe some tea?
1200 01:11:43,474 01:11:44,775 Thanks. Thanks.
1201 01:11:56,811 01:11:57,837 Nat. Nat.
1202 01:11:59,163 01:12:00,173 Bert. Bert.
1203 01:12:01,867 01:12:02,909 Sit down. Sit down.
1204 01:12:03,035 01:12:03,961 Thanks. Thanks.
1205 01:12:05,787 01:12:07,121 Long time, no see. Long time, no see.
1206 01:12:09,124 01:12:10,541 Not long enough. Not long enough.
1207 01:12:10,667 01:12:12,418 A lot of spilt milk under the bridge A lot of spilt milk under the bridge
1208 01:12:12,544 01:12:14,086 for the both of us, I'm sure. for the both of us, I'm sure.
1209 01:12:14,213 01:12:15,254 How's your family? How's your family?
1210 01:12:15,380 01:12:16,547 Children and your wife? Children and your wife?
1211 01:12:16,673 01:12:17,882 They're great. They're great.
1212 01:12:18,008 01:12:20,343 Bert junior must be in college by now. Bert junior must be in college by now.
1213 01:12:20,469 01:12:21,552 Michigan. Michigan.
1214 01:12:21,678 01:12:23,262 Yeah, your alma mater. Yeah, your alma mater.
1215 01:12:23,388 01:12:24,514 Kudos. Kudos.
1216 01:12:24,640 01:12:26,925 Let's get down to it, Nat. Let's get down to it, Nat.
1217 01:12:27,351 01:12:28,360 Sure. Sure.
1218 01:12:36,401 01:12:38,545 Nice-looking boy. Nice-looking boy.
1219 01:12:39,071 01:12:40,988 He's all right. He's all right.
1220 01:12:41,114 01:12:43,467 No chick magnet, not like us. No chick magnet, not like us.
1221 01:12:47,663 01:12:49,623 First time they handed him to me at the hospital, First time they handed him to me at the hospital,
1222 01:12:49,748 01:12:50,998 I got scared. I got scared.
1223 01:12:51,124 01:12:53,292 What am I going to do with a screaming, red-faced kid? What am I going to do with a screaming, red-faced kid?
1224 01:12:53,418 01:12:56,420 But three seconds later, I was in love with him. But three seconds later, I was in love with him.
1225 01:12:56,547 01:12:59,006 I wish I hadn't felt that way. I wish I hadn't felt that way.
1226 01:13:02,678 01:13:03,886 It should've been you, Bert. It should've been you, Bert.
1227 01:13:04,012 01:13:06,138 Look, Nat-- Look, Nat--
1228 01:13:06,265 01:13:10,184 I understand you've got a beautiful thing here, I understand you've got a beautiful thing here,
1229 01:13:10,310 01:13:14,939 terrific family, new career. terrific family, new career.
1230 01:13:15,065 01:13:17,483 I'm not here to upset any of that. I'm not here to upset any of that.
1231 01:13:17,609 01:13:19,318 All I care about is him. All I care about is him.
1232 01:13:19,444 01:13:22,405 I want him to have something, a nest egg for when I'm gone. I want him to have something, a nest egg for when I'm gone.
1233 01:13:22,531 01:13:24,991 I haven't been able to do that for him, but you could. I haven't been able to do that for him, but you could.
1234 01:13:26,910 01:13:29,787 Or we have to do this in court. Or we have to do this in court.
1235 01:13:29,913 01:13:35,459 And then it's a public thing. And then it's a public thing.
1236 01:13:36,962 01:13:38,421 How do I know that in six months, How do I know that in six months,
1237 01:13:38,547 01:13:40,590 you're not going to show up on my front porch, Nat? you're not going to show up on my front porch, Nat?
1238 01:13:40,716 01:13:44,510 I'm not going to be here six months from now, Bert. I'm not going to be here six months from now, Bert.
1239 01:13:44,636 01:13:48,990 Look, check with my oncologist. Look, check with my oncologist.
1240 01:13:49,516 01:13:50,558 His number's on the back, His number's on the back,
1241 01:13:50,684 01:13:52,520 if you want. if you want.
1242 01:13:54,646 01:13:55,688 What about the kid? What about the kid?
1243 01:13:55,814 01:13:56,856 He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
1244 01:13:56,982 01:13:58,149 At this time of my life, At this time of my life,
1245 01:13:58,275 01:14:01,110 the last thing I want is to tell him I'm not his father. the last thing I want is to tell him I'm not his father.
1246 01:14:01,236 01:14:04,030 He may be a disaster, but he's all I've got. He may be a disaster, but he's all I've got.
1247 01:14:04,156 01:14:05,531 It pains me to say this, It pains me to say this,
1248 01:14:05,657 01:14:07,950 but there's something wrong with him, Bert. but there's something wrong with him, Bert.
1249 01:14:08,076 01:14:09,886 I believe it. I believe it.
1250 01:14:10,912 01:14:12,948 It's my fault. It's my fault.
1251 01:14:17,336 01:14:19,211 You don't look sick, Nat. You don't look sick, Nat.
1252 01:14:20,922 01:14:22,882 You haven't changed at all. You haven't changed at all.
1253 01:14:23,008 01:14:25,134 Same impeccable sense of timing. Same impeccable sense of timing.
1254 01:14:25,260 01:14:26,552 You know, today's the day You know, today's the day
1255 01:14:26,678 01:14:29,430 I announce my candidacy for mayor. I announce my candidacy for mayor.
1256 01:14:29,556 01:14:31,641 Of course, you knew that already. Of course, you knew that already.
1257 01:14:39,024 01:14:40,600 Got us a suite. Got us a suite.
1258 01:14:41,526 01:14:43,569 You going to tell me what happened, or what? You going to tell me what happened, or what?
1259 01:14:43,695 01:14:45,196 I've thought about this day so long, I've thought about this day so long,
1260 01:14:45,322 01:14:48,074 worked it out in my head, and it was nothing. worked it out in my head, and it was nothing.
1261 01:14:48,200 01:14:49,241 No big deal. No big deal.
1262 01:14:49,368 01:14:50,409 I talked. He listened. I talked. He listened.
1263 01:14:50,535 01:14:52,411 He gave me the money. That's it. He gave me the money. That's it.
1264 01:14:52,537 01:14:54,580 Well, that's good, right? You should be happy. Well, that's good, right? You should be happy.
1265 01:14:54,706 01:14:55,956 You got your $2,000 back. You got your $2,000 back.
1266 01:14:56,083 01:14:58,417 My money plus 30 years compounded interest My money plus 30 years compounded interest
1267 01:14:58,543 01:15:00,878 adjusted for inflation. adjusted for inflation.
1268 01:15:01,004 01:15:03,214 $150,000. $150,000.
1269 01:15:07,135 01:15:08,995 What is this? What is this?
1270 01:15:09,221 01:15:10,680 You got $150,000 in a plastic-- You got $150,000 in a plastic--
1271 01:15:10,806 01:15:11,847 did you steal this? did you steal this?
1272 01:15:11,973 01:15:13,015 He gave it to me, He gave it to me,
1273 01:15:13,141 01:15:14,688 and I promise you, he's not coming after it. and I promise you, he's not coming after it.
1274 01:15:14,768 01:15:15,939 Why would he give you $150,000? Why would he give you $150,000?
1275 01:15:16,019 01:15:17,571 He thinks he's your father. He thinks he's your father.
1276 01:15:18,897 01:15:20,272 Why does he think he's my father? Why does he think he's my father?
1277 01:15:20,399 01:15:22,566 He took a test. I sent him his own DNA, He took a test. I sent him his own DNA,
1278 01:15:22,693 01:15:24,110 said it was yours. said it was yours.
1279 01:15:24,236 01:15:25,528 Well, how'd you get his DNA? Well, how'd you get his DNA?
1280 01:15:25,654 01:15:27,321 Short, curly pubic hair. Short, curly pubic hair.
1281 01:15:27,447 01:15:29,740 I don't know. Ask Dolores. I don't know. Ask Dolores.
1282 01:15:29,866 01:15:31,117 Oh, that's-- Oh, that's--
1283 01:15:31,243 01:15:32,993 that's disgusting. that's disgusting.
1284 01:15:33,120 01:15:34,829 She's a friend. She's a friend.
1285 01:15:46,341 01:15:48,300 Top of the menu, right? Top of the menu, right?
1286 01:15:48,427 01:15:51,804 What do you say we throw the map away What do you say we throw the map away
1287 01:15:51,930 01:15:53,347 and detour down to Vegas? and detour down to Vegas?
1288 01:15:53,473 01:15:56,308 What stays there stays there. What stays there stays there.
1289 01:15:56,435 01:15:57,476 Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right.
1290 01:15:57,602 01:15:58,686 What's wrong, What's wrong,
1291 01:15:58,812 01:16:02,040 mopey face, hangdog mopey face? mopey face, hangdog mopey face?
1292 01:16:11,366 01:16:13,743 Why would he just roll over? Why would he just roll over?
1293 01:16:13,869 01:16:15,870 Well, what else was he going to do? Well, what else was he going to do?
1294 01:16:15,996 01:16:17,121 I had him boxed in. I had him boxed in.
1295 01:16:17,247 01:16:18,831 He's running for mayor. He's running for mayor.
1296 01:16:18,957 01:16:20,416 You think his wife and spin doctors You think his wife and spin doctors
1297 01:16:20,542 01:16:22,460 want you on the campaign poster? want you on the campaign poster?
1298 01:16:22,586 01:16:23,881 Thanks. Thanks.
1299 01:16:27,007 01:16:28,716 No, it's just, he was with Mom. No, it's just, he was with Mom.
1300 01:16:28,842 01:16:30,509 Is that right? Is that right?
1301 01:16:30,635 01:16:32,052 So when exactly did that start? So when exactly did that start?
1302 01:16:32,179 01:16:33,721 I don't know. I don't know.
1303 01:16:33,847 01:16:35,264 Was it before I was born? Was it before I was born?
1304 01:16:35,390 01:16:36,807 I try not to worry about things I try not to worry about things
1305 01:16:36,933 01:16:39,351 I can't do anything about. I can't do anything about.
1306 01:16:41,146 01:16:42,313 Excuse me? Excuse me?
1307 01:16:42,439 01:16:45,941 The thing is, we hit the jackpot, you and me. The thing is, we hit the jackpot, you and me.
1308 01:16:46,067 01:16:49,904 You play your cards right, you never have to punch a clock. You play your cards right, you never have to punch a clock.
1309 01:16:50,530 01:16:53,140 You can start up something permanent with this. You can start up something permanent with this.
1310 01:16:53,366 01:16:55,102 It's a nest egg. It's a nest egg.
1311 01:16:58,663 01:17:00,424 Are you shitting me? Are you shitting me?
1312 01:17:02,250 01:17:03,292 Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
1313 01:17:03,418 01:17:05,048 I know how you feel, but these last days I know how you feel, but these last days
1314 01:17:05,128 01:17:07,421 have been the best time for me in a long time. have been the best time for me in a long time.
1315 01:17:07,547 01:17:08,673 Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
1316 01:17:10,675 01:17:13,177 I wanted us to get to know each other again, and we did. I wanted us to get to know each other again, and we did.
1317 01:17:13,303 01:17:15,179 No, you're right. You're right, you're right. No, you're right. You're right, you're right.
1318 01:17:15,305 01:17:16,347 I admit it. I admit it.
1319 01:17:16,473 01:17:17,936 For some reason, I was starting to enjoy For some reason, I was starting to enjoy
1320 01:17:18,016 01:17:19,646 sitting in that stupid car with you all day. sitting in that stupid car with you all day.
1321 01:17:19,726 01:17:21,811 But that's worth nothing now, because you're a liar. But that's worth nothing now, because you're a liar.
1322 01:17:25,524 01:17:27,900 How could you think that it wouldn't matter to me How could you think that it wouldn't matter to me
1323 01:17:28,026 01:17:30,903 to know who my father is? to know who my father is?
1324 01:17:39,454 01:17:40,563 Hello? Hello?
1325 01:17:47,838 01:17:48,872 Hey. Hey.
1326 01:17:50,298 01:17:52,308 Give me a straight answer. Give me a straight answer.
1327 01:18:02,310 01:18:04,570 You're not even dying, are you? You're not even dying, are you?
1328 01:18:04,896 01:18:08,440 The X-ray is from a friend of mine at the zoo. The X-ray is from a friend of mine at the zoo.
1329 01:18:08,567 01:18:10,901 It's the skull bone of a gorilla. It's the skull bone of a gorilla.
1330 01:18:13,822 01:18:16,198 All right, well, maybe you're not my father, All right, well, maybe you're not my father,
1331 01:18:16,324 01:18:18,492 but ever morning, I wake up, I look in the mirror, but ever morning, I wake up, I look in the mirror,
1332 01:18:18,618 01:18:19,706 and I feel sick to my stomach and I feel sick to my stomach
1333 01:18:19,786 01:18:22,705 because I think I'm turning out to be just like you. because I think I'm turning out to be just like you.
1334 01:18:31,423 01:18:33,833 Stick a knife in my heart. Stick a knife in my heart.
1335 01:18:34,259 01:18:35,843 What's wrong? What's wrong?
1336 01:18:35,969 01:18:38,396 Where you going with the money? Where you going with the money?
1337 01:18:42,225 01:18:43,309 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1338 01:20:05,350 01:20:06,642 So give me a number. So give me a number.
1339 01:20:06,768 01:20:10,104 How much more is this going to cost me? How much more is this going to cost me?
1340 01:20:12,524 01:20:13,774 I don't want your money. I don't want your money.
1341 01:20:15,527 01:20:16,568 Why have you come? Why have you come?
1342 01:20:16,695 01:20:18,946 I wanted to get a look at you. I wanted to get a look at you.
1343 01:20:19,072 01:20:21,615 I wanted to get a look at you too. I wanted to get a look at you too.
1344 01:20:24,869 01:20:26,453 You're not what I expected. You're not what I expected.
1345 01:20:26,579 01:20:27,955 But then again, But then again,
1346 01:20:28,081 01:20:31,166 I bet Nat painted me as the bad guy too, didn't he? I bet Nat painted me as the bad guy too, didn't he?
1347 01:20:31,292 01:20:34,253 Something like that. Something like that.
1348 01:20:34,379 01:20:36,048 Look, Look,
1349 01:20:38,174 01:20:40,292 I already have a son. I already have a son.
1350 01:20:40,719 01:20:43,971 But I might be willing to make an arrangement with you. But I might be willing to make an arrangement with you.
1351 01:20:44,097 01:20:46,206 Not out in the open, of course. Not out in the open, of course.
1352 01:20:46,433 01:20:48,434 But I could get you a job in sales. But I could get you a job in sales.
1353 01:20:48,560 01:20:50,811 We're opening a new dealership in Reno. We're opening a new dealership in Reno.
1354 01:20:54,065 01:20:55,716 So you're my father. So you're my father.
1355 01:20:55,942 01:20:59,445 I suppose we ought to get a legitimate blood test. I suppose we ought to get a legitimate blood test.
1356 01:20:59,571 01:21:01,613 I got to assume Nat's hustling me. I got to assume Nat's hustling me.
1357 01:21:01,740 01:21:02,948 Why'd you pay him? Why'd you pay him?
1358 01:21:03,074 01:21:04,559 Guilt. Guilt.
1359 01:21:05,285 01:21:06,535 Pity. Pity.
1360 01:21:06,661 01:21:09,538 I wanted him to feel like he'd pulled off I wanted him to feel like he'd pulled off
1361 01:21:09,664 01:21:12,041 something big for once in his life. something big for once in his life.
1362 01:21:12,167 01:21:15,044 You know, a big score. You know, a big score.
1363 01:21:19,257 01:21:21,010 Look... Look...
1364 01:21:23,136 01:21:25,512 after the election, you get in touch with me. after the election, you get in touch with me.
1365 01:21:25,638 01:21:27,514 I really have to be getting back. I really have to be getting back.
1366 01:21:27,640 01:21:30,477 Okay, can I ask you a question? Okay, can I ask you a question?
1367 01:21:32,937 01:21:34,021 Did you love her? Did you love her?
1368 01:21:35,648 01:21:36,982 You know what women are like. You know what women are like.
1369 01:21:37,108 01:21:38,828 You say something in the heat of the moment. You say something in the heat of the moment.
1370 01:21:38,943 01:21:40,152 Do you mean it? Do you mean it?
1371 01:21:40,278 01:21:41,445 They think it's forever. They think it's forever.
1372 01:21:42,614 01:21:44,123 Honey? Honey?
1373 01:21:44,449 01:21:47,284 You're keeping some very important people waiting. You're keeping some very important people waiting.
1374 01:21:49,996 01:21:52,247 Can you see your way out? Can you see your way out?
1375 01:21:52,373 01:21:54,124 Saw my way in. Saw my way in.
1376 01:22:00,840 01:22:04,009 Seriously, I will turn the mic over to Tom. Seriously, I will turn the mic over to Tom.
1377 01:22:04,135 01:22:07,846 Tom, what do you have to say about Bert Kruger? Tom, what do you have to say about Bert Kruger?
1378 01:22:07,972 01:22:10,516 He's a man of honor and integrity, He's a man of honor and integrity,
1379 01:22:10,642 01:22:12,434 despite being a used car salesman. despite being a used car salesman.
1380 01:22:14,646 01:22:15,900 It would be my honor to support him It would be my honor to support him
1381 01:22:15,980 01:22:17,523 as the next mayor of this city, as the next mayor of this city,
1382 01:22:17,649 01:22:19,900 especially if I get the discount on that new Caddy. especially if I get the discount on that new Caddy.
1383 01:22:20,026 01:22:21,527 You got it, Tom. You got it, Tom.
1384 01:22:21,653 01:22:23,504 Just kidding, Bert. Just kidding, Bert.
1385 01:22:24,030 01:22:25,197 Hi, everybody. Hi, everybody.
1386 01:22:25,323 01:22:26,532 I'll be real quick. I'll be real quick.
1387 01:22:26,658 01:22:28,617 I just wanted to say a few words I just wanted to say a few words
1388 01:22:28,743 01:22:31,120 about the man I've just discovered is my father, about the man I've just discovered is my father,
1389 01:22:31,246 01:22:32,955 Mr. Kruger. Mr. Kruger.
1390 01:22:33,081 01:22:34,707 Dad... Dad...
1391 01:22:35,834 01:22:39,044 I just wanted to say how great it is to finally meet you I just wanted to say how great it is to finally meet you
1392 01:22:39,170 01:22:42,172 and to see what I've been missing all this time. and to see what I've been missing all this time.
1393 01:22:42,298 01:22:43,340 I was in jail. I was in jail.
1394 01:22:46,594 01:22:49,221 And about that $150,000 that you paid to get rid of me, And about that $150,000 that you paid to get rid of me,
1395 01:22:49,347 01:22:50,430 I don't want it. I don't want it.
1396 01:22:50,557 01:22:51,849 I hate bribes. I hate bribes.
1397 01:22:57,856 01:22:58,897 Hold it! Hold it!
1398 01:23:00,316 01:23:02,025 Mr. Kruger, sir, you've just been accused Mr. Kruger, sir, you've just been accused
1399 01:23:02,152 01:23:03,569 of paying hush money to an ex-con of paying hush money to an ex-con
1400 01:23:03,695 01:23:04,736 who claims to be your son. who claims to be your son.
1401 01:23:04,863 01:23:06,071 Do you have any comments, sir? Do you have any comments, sir?
1402 01:23:06,197 01:23:09,141 Yes, this is dirty tricks by Terrance Bissen, my opponent. Yes, this is dirty tricks by Terrance Bissen, my opponent.
1403 01:23:09,367 01:23:10,742 Is that a denial, sir? Is that a denial, sir?
1404 01:23:10,869 01:23:12,494 It's a categorical denial. It's a categorical denial.
1405 01:23:12,620 01:23:15,881 Excuse me. Thank you very much. Excuse me. Thank you very much.
1406 01:23:37,312 01:23:38,472 Did you give him the money? Did you give him the money?
1407 01:23:42,692 01:23:43,734 How could you do that? How could you do that?
1408 01:23:43,860 01:23:44,902 What have you done? What have you done?
1409 01:23:45,028 01:23:47,554 You gave back $150,000. You gave back $150,000.
1410 01:23:47,780 01:23:49,782 Am I right? Am I right?
1411 01:23:50,909 01:23:53,243 Did you give him the money? Did you give him the money?
1412 01:23:53,369 01:23:54,411 Yes or no? Yes or no?
1413 01:23:56,414 01:23:57,789 Come on. Come on.
1414 01:23:57,916 01:24:00,492 You raised me better than that. You raised me better than that.
1415 01:24:06,591 01:24:08,592 Vegas, here we come. Vegas, here we come.
1416 01:24:27,237 01:24:28,947 Hey, Nat? Hey, Nat?
1417 01:24:30,073 01:24:32,157 How about we head down to L.A. after? How about we head down to L.A. after?
1418 01:24:32,283 01:24:33,984 I want you to meet Maggie. I want you to meet Maggie.
1419 01:24:37,622 01:24:38,522 Nat? Nat?
1420 01:25:04,482 01:25:05,209 Hi. Hi.
1421 01:25:07,235 01:25:10,129 I'm in a hospital in Albuquerque. I'm in a hospital in Albuquerque.
1422 01:25:10,655 01:25:12,097 It's Nat. It's Nat.
1423 01:25:12,323 01:25:14,825 And it turns out, And it turns out,
1424 01:25:15,451 01:25:19,264 this is the first time in his life he's telling the truth. this is the first time in his life he's telling the truth.
1425 01:25:20,790 01:25:22,624 And... And...
1426 01:25:22,750 01:25:24,527 he's dying. he's dying.
1427 01:25:30,341 01:25:31,870 He really is dying. He really is dying.
1428 01:25:35,596 01:25:36,932 So... So...
1429 01:25:39,058 01:25:40,434 That's... That's...
1430 01:25:41,060 01:25:43,929 what I wanted to tell you. what I wanted to tell you.
1431 01:25:44,355 01:25:45,239 Bye. Bye.
1432 01:26:12,550 01:26:13,252 Hello? Hello?
1433 01:26:18,723 01:26:19,490 Hi. Hi.
1434 01:26:35,948 01:26:38,400 Could I get another tapioca, please? Could I get another tapioca, please?
1435 01:26:38,826 01:26:40,077 You've got a sweet tooth. You've got a sweet tooth.
1436 01:26:40,203 01:26:41,404 I do. I do.
1437 01:26:53,758 01:26:55,300 Come closer. Come closer.
1438 01:26:55,426 01:26:58,053 Let me feel your face. Let me feel your face.
1439 01:27:09,065 01:27:10,833 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1440 01:27:12,360 01:27:14,611 We did good, though. We did good, though.
1441 01:27:14,737 01:27:17,322 We got copasetic. We got copasetic.
1442 01:27:17,448 01:27:19,408 We're not done yet. We're not done yet.
1443 01:27:34,632 01:27:36,342 Come here. Come here.
1444 01:27:37,468 01:27:39,687 Get me out of here. Get me out of here.
1445 01:27:47,437 01:27:48,187 Hi. Hi.
1446 01:28:02,410 01:28:04,161 Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming.
1447 01:28:04,287 01:28:06,913 Well, nobody ever flew me first class before. Well, nobody ever flew me first class before.
1448 01:28:08,207 01:28:09,541 I do what I can. I do what I can.
1449 01:28:16,424 01:28:20,218 Your mustache. Your mustache.
1450 01:28:20,344 01:28:22,762 You want me to grow it back or what? You want me to grow it back or what?
1451 01:29:09,143 01:29:12,930 I won this place in a card game a long time ago. I won this place in a card game a long time ago.
1452 01:29:13,356 01:29:15,232 I figured, one day, you'd come here I figured, one day, you'd come here
1453 01:29:15,358 01:29:18,936 and bring the girl of your dreams, like I did. and bring the girl of your dreams, like I did.
1454 01:29:23,783 01:29:25,992 Somebody's been here. Somebody's been here.
1455 01:29:31,457 01:29:34,543 I don't remember the place being such a dump. I don't remember the place being such a dump.
1456 01:29:48,599 01:29:51,026 We were a family once. We were a family once.
1457 01:30:09,579 01:30:11,864 You wanted a boat? You wanted a boat?
1458 01:30:14,792 01:30:16,084 Thank you. Thank you.
1459 01:30:16,210 01:30:18,571 Just so you know, Just so you know,
1460 01:30:20,298 01:30:22,808 if I could do it again, if I could do it again,
1461 01:30:23,134 01:30:26,137 I'd have been more like a dad, I'd have been more like a dad,
1462 01:30:27,263 01:30:30,173 tossed a ball, pitched a tent, tossed a ball, pitched a tent,
1463 01:30:30,600 01:30:32,142 taught you to drive. taught you to drive.
1464 01:30:32,268 01:30:34,637 You did teach me to drive. You did teach me to drive.
1465 01:30:35,563 01:30:36,646 Come on. Uncle Al-- Come on. Uncle Al--
1466 01:30:36,772 01:30:38,607 No, you did. You did. No, you did. You did.
1467 01:30:38,733 01:30:45,363 In the parking lot behind St. Paul's Church when I was 11. In the parking lot behind St. Paul's Church when I was 11.
1468 01:30:45,489 01:30:47,199 You're right. You're right.
1469 01:30:48,326 01:30:50,610 How could I do a thing like that? How could I do a thing like that?
1470 01:30:58,836 01:30:59,878 Come on. Come on.
1471 01:31:00,004 01:31:01,421 There's something we got to do. There's something we got to do.
1472 01:31:43,547 01:31:44,839 Well, I spent my whole life Well, I spent my whole life
1473 01:31:44,965 01:31:46,883 wanting a different kind of a father, wanting a different kind of a father,
1474 01:31:47,009 01:31:54,182 one who would look after me instead of me looking after him. one who would look after me instead of me looking after him.
1475 01:31:54,642 01:31:56,451 And instead, And instead,
1476 01:31:56,977 01:32:00,774 I got this infantile, irresponsible, I got this infantile, irresponsible,
1477 01:32:02,900 01:32:08,408 uncivilized, cheap, jive-talking bullshit artist. uncivilized, cheap, jive-talking bullshit artist.
1478 01:32:11,534 01:32:14,795 And now that I'm rid of you, And now that I'm rid of you,
1479 01:32:15,621 01:32:17,172 here... here...
1480 01:32:25,047 01:32:27,583 Here I am wanting you back. Here I am wanting you back.
1481 01:32:28,509 01:32:29,551 It's typical. It's typical.
1482 01:32:31,470 01:32:32,642 Oh, and you'd be happy to know Oh, and you'd be happy to know
1483 01:32:32,722 01:32:35,465 that urn was free with $5 of gas. that urn was free with $5 of gas.
1484 01:32:42,732 01:32:44,699 I'm gonna miss you, Dad. I'm gonna miss you, Dad.
1485 01:33:04,420 01:33:06,087 We're sinking. We're sinking.
1486 01:33:06,213 01:33:07,714 Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
1487 01:33:07,840 01:33:10,467 What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
1488 01:33:10,593 01:33:13,353 Hey, grab that metal cup right there. Hey, grab that metal cup right there.
1489 01:33:13,679 01:33:14,763 It's coming in fast. It's coming in fast.
1490 01:33:14,889 01:33:17,265 Bail, bail, bail, bail! Bail, bail, bail, bail!
1491 01:33:17,391 01:33:18,475 Why don't you row? Why don't you row?
1492 01:33:18,601 01:33:20,477 Bail! Bail!
1493 01:33:20,603 01:33:23,021 You got to be shitting me, Nat! You got to be shitting me, Nat!
1494 01:33:23,147 01:33:24,189 Row! Row!
1495 01:33:25,983 01:33:27,025 Oh, what did I do? Oh, what did I do?
1496 01:33:27,151 01:33:28,193 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1497 01:33:28,319 01:33:30,695 Help! Help! Help! Help!
1498 01:33:30,821 01:33:31,863 It's not funny. It's not funny.