1 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,771 Good find. 2 00:01:53,804 --> 00:01:56,564 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with a pen, 3 00:01:56,598 --> 00:01:58,535 but, uh, good effort. 4 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:00,706 You want to trade? 5 00:02:02,175 --> 00:02:04,446 Hey, give me that. 6 00:02:04,479 --> 00:02:05,716 ‐ ‐Yeah. 7 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:08,655 Yeah. 8 00:02:08,689 --> 00:02:10,960 You want to see what I can do with this? 9 00:02:20,646 --> 00:02:23,150 Here you go, buddy. Take it. 10 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,421 Hey, stay close. 11 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:34,707 Huh. 12 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,504 Okay. 13 00:02:56,985 --> 00:02:58,855 Shit. 14 00:03:01,761 --> 00:03:03,130 Fuck. 15 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,811 Holy shit. 16 00:03:28,782 --> 00:03:30,853 You okay? 17 00:05:27,385 --> 00:05:30,191 Deep breath. Tighten. Pinch. 18 00:05:30,224 --> 00:05:31,961 Say it. 19 00:05:31,995 --> 00:05:33,965 Deep breath. Tighten. Pinch. 20 00:05:33,999 --> 00:05:36,370 Good. Now I move my right arm as hard as I can 21 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,742 toward the opposite shoulder, like this, 22 00:05:38,775 --> 00:05:41,380 and then my arm goes up and over my head. 23 00:05:44,921 --> 00:05:46,658 So it goes up and over my head. 24 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:49,664 So... 25 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,233 Up and over my head. 26 00:05:51,266 --> 00:05:54,005 You're stuck, aren't you? 27 00:05:54,039 --> 00:05:55,742 You know what? Actually... 28 00:05:55,776 --> 00:05:57,947 I haven't worked these straps before. 29 00:05:57,980 --> 00:06:00,251 ‐Your face is really red. ‐Yeah, it's a performance. 30 00:06:00,284 --> 00:06:02,957 Stage craft. You make them believe it's impossible. 31 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:05,061 ‐ ‐ 32 00:06:10,873 --> 00:06:11,875 Yo, back off. He bites. 33 00:06:11,908 --> 00:06:13,277 Shit. 34 00:06:14,747 --> 00:06:16,049 ‐Fuck. ‐Are you okay? 35 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:18,053 : Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. It's a... 36 00:06:20,024 --> 00:06:22,061 ‐It's a part of it, you know. ‐Yeah. 37 00:06:22,095 --> 00:06:23,732 ‐ Yorick, you in there? 38 00:06:23,765 --> 00:06:25,301 ‐Should I get that? ‐No, no, no, no, no. 39 00:06:25,334 --> 00:06:26,938 ‐Just shut the fuck up. I have Beth's check. 40 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:29,242 I need yours in an hour, or I'm calling your mom. 41 00:06:32,248 --> 00:06:33,885 Who was that? 42 00:06:33,919 --> 00:06:35,454 : It's nothing. Don't worry about it. 43 00:06:37,392 --> 00:06:39,229 Huh? 44 00:06:39,262 --> 00:06:41,133 Up and over, right? 45 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:46,176 Huh? See? 46 00:06:46,210 --> 00:06:48,782 It's okay. You can clap. He can't hear anymore. 47 00:06:49,817 --> 00:06:51,253 Oh, these straps... 48 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,725 My dad says this has to be my last lesson. 49 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:55,194 Wait. What? Why? 50 00:06:55,228 --> 00:06:57,198 He said we're not getting our money's worth. 51 00:06:57,232 --> 00:06:59,436 I taught you how to get out of NYPD cuffs, dude. 52 00:06:59,469 --> 00:07:01,240 He wanted me to learn card tricks. 53 00:07:01,273 --> 00:07:03,244 I'll teach you card tricks then. 54 00:07:03,277 --> 00:07:04,947 If you want to be like every other asshole on the planet. 55 00:07:04,981 --> 00:07:06,985 ‐He found a camp. ‐Dude. 56 00:07:07,018 --> 00:07:08,722 I'm going to it this summer. 57 00:07:08,755 --> 00:07:10,726 You can go to magic camp? 58 00:07:10,759 --> 00:07:12,161 I'm sorry, man. 59 00:07:13,197 --> 00:07:15,502 Oh, my God. Your dad's a dick. 60 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:18,875 Well, I am sorry, but it's true, okay. You're old enough to... 61 00:07:20,111 --> 00:07:23,317 Um... all right, well, 62 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:26,223 we still got 20 minutes, so... 63 00:07:26,256 --> 00:07:29,129 Your turn. Come on. Let's make it count. 64 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:33,037 You could have been one of the greats, Fred. 65 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:34,507 Now, we'll never know. 66 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,819 Yeah, I just left him. He was with his aide. 67 00:07:40,852 --> 00:07:42,823 Cut the ordinal adverbs. 68 00:07:42,856 --> 00:07:44,827 "Firstly, secondly." 69 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:46,363 Makes me seem like a schoolteacher. 70 00:07:46,396 --> 00:07:47,900 You have the committee at noon. 71 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:49,503 I'll have the briefing books in your office. 72 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:51,273 "The president was asked about Representative Brown's 73 00:07:51,306 --> 00:07:53,077 "legislative agenda which links Internet hate speech 74 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:54,412 to a rise in domestic terrorism..." 75 00:07:54,446 --> 00:07:55,816 ‐Let me guess. ‐He's whining 76 00:07:55,849 --> 00:07:56,985 about the First Amendment 77 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,855 ‐and calling for... ‐Unity. Yes. 78 00:07:58,888 --> 00:08:01,193 Let's all join hands with the psychotics of America. 79 00:08:01,226 --> 00:08:02,863 He just doesn't like that it's coming from you. 80 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,332 You want to add a paragraph 81 00:08:04,366 --> 00:08:06,571 to the end of the speech? Hit him where it hurts? 82 00:08:06,604 --> 00:08:08,173 Is there press in the rotunda? 83 00:08:08,207 --> 00:08:10,211 Yeah, Andrew and Nick fishing for comments. 84 00:08:10,244 --> 00:08:12,081 Grab them for me. I'll give them two minutes. 85 00:08:13,818 --> 00:08:15,789 We're about to have a lot of incoming calls. 86 00:08:15,822 --> 00:08:17,425 I'll have the dress 87 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:19,462 for the First Lady's party waiting in your office. 88 00:08:19,497 --> 00:08:21,366 And Yorick's landlord called. 89 00:08:23,404 --> 00:08:25,408 I'm gonna kill him. 90 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:29,015 There's a nail place across the street. Ask for Ashley. 91 00:08:29,049 --> 00:08:31,320 Tell her you work for me. She'll touch those up. 92 00:08:31,353 --> 00:08:33,858 Oh, that's okay, I'll‐I'll just go after work. I... 93 00:08:33,892 --> 00:08:35,862 Give him hell. 94 00:08:35,896 --> 00:08:37,900 Be back in an hour. 95 00:08:40,204 --> 00:08:42,175 My nails are chipped. I didn't realize she's... 96 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:44,012 You represent her, 97 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:46,116 and they've been picking her apart for 20 years. Go. 98 00:08:52,896 --> 00:08:55,001 And thank you for having me. 99 00:08:57,606 --> 00:09:01,346 Okay, so, right there on the subway, 100 00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:04,419 I whispered in his ear that I'd suck his dick till tomorrow. 101 00:09:04,452 --> 00:09:06,591 He looked at me like I was a serial killer. 102 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,999 When does this get more fun? 103 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:14,172 ‐ ‐Are you fucking serious? 104 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:17,412 I used to have so much fun when I was fucked‐up, 105 00:09:17,445 --> 00:09:19,282 you know, before it got scary. 106 00:09:19,315 --> 00:09:23,357 ‐Who's calling you? ‐: I don't know. 107 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,361 Do you need to get that? 108 00:09:25,394 --> 00:09:28,434 Sorry. Go ahead. 109 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:31,173 ‐Anyway, I, um... It's my brother. 110 00:09:32,576 --> 00:09:35,014 ‐ ‐I thought about you guys. 111 00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:36,517 You know, I thought about this room. 112 00:09:36,551 --> 00:09:39,089 After I'd stopped thinking about dick. 113 00:09:39,122 --> 00:09:40,424 ‐ ‐: Dude. 114 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:42,128 No. I, um... 115 00:09:42,161 --> 00:09:43,665 Sometimes, I‐I still want to feel like... 116 00:09:43,698 --> 00:09:46,236 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 117 00:09:46,269 --> 00:09:48,006 Anything is possible, 118 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,677 ‐but, uh... Yeah, what do you want? 119 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:52,215 ‐...I think this is better. Couldn't it wait? 120 00:09:53,618 --> 00:09:56,022 ‐What is wrong with you? ‐How's this? 121 00:09:56,056 --> 00:09:57,358 Fun? You making friends? 122 00:09:57,392 --> 00:09:59,362 Fucking sucks. 123 00:09:59,396 --> 00:10:01,634 Two more, and I am free. 124 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,938 Ah, you should stop smoking. 125 00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:05,609 ‐But why? ‐Hmm. 126 00:10:05,642 --> 00:10:07,145 I need some money. 127 00:10:07,178 --> 00:10:09,149 Get the fuck out of here. 128 00:10:09,182 --> 00:10:11,253 ‐No, it's just‐just... ‐No. Seriously, fuck off. 129 00:10:11,286 --> 00:10:13,257 Just, like, a hundred bucks or something. Can you...? 130 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:15,261 ‐You think I have money? ‐Just need to get 131 00:10:15,294 --> 00:10:17,031 some shit for tonight. Can you please let me borrow some cash? 132 00:10:17,064 --> 00:10:19,035 What shit? What's tonight? 133 00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:23,545 Cheese and wine and crackers, like, but nice ones. I'm, uh... 134 00:10:23,578 --> 00:10:26,483 I'm doing it. Tonight. 135 00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:28,487 ‐No. ‐Yeah. 136 00:10:28,521 --> 00:10:30,926 I'm telling you no. 137 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:33,130 ‐I thought you liked Beth. ‐Well, I love Beth. 138 00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:34,466 ‐Yeah. ‐Beth's great. 139 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,504 Yeah, I know. I bought a ring. 140 00:10:36,537 --> 00:10:38,575 You're broke. You just asked me for money. 141 00:10:38,608 --> 00:10:40,411 No, no, no, Joel found it in Morocco. 142 00:10:40,444 --> 00:10:42,014 It's Bedouin. It's turn of the century... 143 00:10:42,048 --> 00:10:44,419 Joel from the magic shop? 144 00:10:44,452 --> 00:10:46,256 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll show you a picture. 145 00:10:46,289 --> 00:10:47,526 I don't want to see it. 146 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,429 No, no, no, it's cool. It's... Where is it? 147 00:10:49,462 --> 00:10:53,203 Mom and Dad still pay your rent, right? 148 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,642 Uh, no. 149 00:10:55,675 --> 00:10:58,147 Yeah, sometimes if I'm, like, low on cash. 150 00:10:58,180 --> 00:11:00,084 You don't know what you want to do with your life. 151 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:02,990 ‐I'm an escape artist. ‐Jesus, Yorick. 152 00:11:03,023 --> 00:11:07,231 Beth loves you, for some reason, but this ends badly, 153 00:11:07,265 --> 00:11:09,670 ‐I promise you. ‐Oh, no, no, no, I'm not looking for your blessing. 154 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:13,143 You can't afford cheese, but you want to marry your girlfriend. 155 00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:14,547 Yeah. 156 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:17,285 You're keeping a monkey prisoner in a studio. 157 00:11:17,318 --> 00:11:18,420 He's a service animal. 158 00:11:18,453 --> 00:11:20,357 You need to get your shit together. 159 00:11:20,391 --> 00:11:22,729 Okay, you're gonna talk to me about getting my shit together. 160 00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:25,267 ‐Okay. ‐Uh‐huh. Yeah, is that what that meeting is in there? 161 00:11:25,301 --> 00:11:26,737 ‐Okay! ‐Oh, what, it's, the, uh, 162 00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,373 association of responsible adults? 163 00:11:28,407 --> 00:11:29,710 Yup, that's what it is. 164 00:11:29,743 --> 00:11:31,046 Uh‐huh. Yeah, you got a DUI in Manhattan. 165 00:11:31,079 --> 00:11:32,683 Do you know how hard that is to do? 166 00:11:32,716 --> 00:11:34,486 Actually, you know what, in some ways, 167 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,091 ‐that's an accomplishment, so... ‐All right. Fine. 168 00:11:37,124 --> 00:11:39,095 ‐Mm‐hmm. ‐Don't listen to me. Embarrass yourself. 169 00:11:39,128 --> 00:11:40,632 Okay. Yeah, you know what, Beth loves me 170 00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:42,603 and we're happy and it's a functioning relationship. 171 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:46,309 And maybe if you didn't hate yourself so fucking much... 172 00:11:46,343 --> 00:11:47,445 : Ah, whatever. 173 00:11:50,184 --> 00:11:51,754 Hey, yo. 174 00:11:51,787 --> 00:11:52,756 They're not gonna sign your sheet 175 00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:53,558 if you miss the whole meeting, 176 00:11:53,591 --> 00:11:55,027 and I'm not coming to another one 177 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,229 of these things, so... 178 00:11:56,263 --> 00:11:57,799 Hey, Yorick. 179 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,202 Sup, Sam? 180 00:12:01,741 --> 00:12:03,110 Don't say I didn't warn you. 181 00:12:03,143 --> 00:12:04,312 Thank you. 182 00:12:04,345 --> 00:12:07,586 Uh, sorry. I forgot the... 183 00:12:08,621 --> 00:12:09,723 Okay. 184 00:12:22,315 --> 00:12:23,685 Don't get too attached. 185 00:12:23,718 --> 00:12:26,489 It's a wild animal. 186 00:12:26,524 --> 00:12:28,528 I named him Jerry. 187 00:12:29,597 --> 00:12:31,834 How do you know it's a boy? 188 00:12:31,867 --> 00:12:34,573 Hmm. Works either way. 189 00:12:34,607 --> 00:12:36,844 ‐You know, they can give you leprosy. ‐Yeah, well, 190 00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:39,115 can't be any worse than what you're carrying. 191 00:12:39,148 --> 00:12:40,619 ‐Oh! ‐ 192 00:12:40,652 --> 00:12:43,825 No, I can build a trap. We can drive him out somewhere. 193 00:12:43,858 --> 00:12:46,129 It's a fucking armadillo, Jade. It's not an endangered species. 194 00:12:46,162 --> 00:12:48,300 Yeah, but he's Jerry. 195 00:12:52,609 --> 00:12:54,747 ‐You want? ‐Yeah. 196 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:07,471 ‐Okay, they're pulling up. You almost done? ‐Yeah. 197 00:13:07,506 --> 00:13:09,610 Can you... 198 00:13:09,643 --> 00:13:11,514 grab me that battery? 199 00:13:11,547 --> 00:13:13,483 Which one? ‐The one right there. 200 00:13:13,518 --> 00:13:15,622 Yeah, can you put that... 201 00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:17,124 in there? 202 00:13:27,378 --> 00:13:30,150 Ah! Kaboom! 203 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,288 ‐ ‐Okay. 204 00:13:32,321 --> 00:13:33,490 Can you wait in the other room? 205 00:13:33,524 --> 00:13:34,760 They don't want to meet the artiste? 206 00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,463 I don't think these guys want a Black chick 207 00:13:36,497 --> 00:13:38,835 building their explosive device. 208 00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:41,641 ‐ ‐Maybe... 209 00:13:41,674 --> 00:13:43,578 you shouldn't have told them you could make something 210 00:13:43,611 --> 00:13:45,548 you can't make. 211 00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:48,855 ‐Okay, but... I owe you. ‐ 212 00:13:48,888 --> 00:13:50,725 ‐Mm‐hmm. ‐You're my sensei. 213 00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:52,729 ‐But you just have to fuck off into the other room. ‐ 214 00:13:52,763 --> 00:13:54,432 ‐Okay. Okay. ‐These guys are serious. 215 00:13:57,405 --> 00:13:58,875 Now. 216 00:15:46,857 --> 00:15:48,694 Good work. 217 00:15:48,728 --> 00:15:51,399 I thought I had more time. 218 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,803 Suitcase is on your coffee table. 219 00:15:52,836 --> 00:15:54,673 Flight's at midnight. 220 00:15:56,811 --> 00:15:58,848 Maybe someplace with hills? 221 00:16:00,451 --> 00:16:02,288 Oklahoma's pretty depressing. 222 00:16:02,321 --> 00:16:03,356 D.C. 223 00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:04,626 We need someone embedded with POTUS. 224 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,628 There's a credible threat. 225 00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:07,999 Consider it a... promotion 226 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,337 for a job well done. 227 00:16:14,378 --> 00:16:15,481 No, I don't want Paw Patrol. 228 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:17,953 ‐It's a Ninja Turtles party. ‐ 229 00:16:17,986 --> 00:16:19,890 Well, you should've called me last week. 230 00:16:19,923 --> 00:16:22,496 ‐The party's on Saturday. I can't ju... ‐ 231 00:16:22,529 --> 00:16:26,035 Hold on a second. Sorry. I‐I‐I'll have to call you back. 232 00:16:27,037 --> 00:16:28,541 What's up? 233 00:16:30,812 --> 00:16:32,616 Send me the link. I'll call you back. 234 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,769 Look at that. Four in a row. 235 00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:43,604 You got that, right? 236 00:16:43,638 --> 00:16:45,842 James, can I talk to you for a second? 237 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,746 Hey, Nora, 238 00:16:47,779 --> 00:16:49,716 ‐you ever shoot a handgun? ‐ 239 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,554 Sorry, Mr. President. 240 00:16:51,587 --> 00:16:52,556 No, I haven't. 241 00:16:52,589 --> 00:16:54,760 But you are a gun owner, right? 242 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,697 Don't make me look bad in front of the press. 243 00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:58,433 ‐ ‐Two Remington 870s 244 00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:00,605 in a gun safe in my garage! 245 00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:02,742 Shot our own turkey for Thanksgiving last year. 246 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,815 You, uh, 247 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:08,019 ‐shot a turkey? ‐Absolutely not. 248 00:17:08,053 --> 00:17:09,890 So you just pulled "Remington 870" out of your ass? 249 00:17:09,923 --> 00:17:11,760 ‐I'm good at my job. ‐Mm‐hmm. 250 00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:13,764 Jennifer Brown called POTUS a misogynist. 251 00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:15,835 On CNN. 252 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,373 When? ‐Just now. She'll ask him. 253 00:17:18,406 --> 00:17:19,776 He doesn't like to be blindsided. 254 00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:22,849 All right, folks! We need to get the president back. 255 00:17:22,883 --> 00:17:25,522 Mr. President, one more question. ‐Uh, we'll catch you next time. 256 00:17:25,555 --> 00:17:27,492 First Lady will kill me if he's late for her party. 257 00:17:27,526 --> 00:17:29,630 Uh, thank you, Shonda. It's a pleasure, 258 00:17:29,663 --> 00:17:30,965 ‐as always. ‐Indeed, sir. 259 00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,036 Do I want to know? 260 00:17:33,069 --> 00:17:34,973 We'll brief you in the car. 261 00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:37,478 Take a shot first. 262 00:17:37,512 --> 00:17:39,348 ‐Come on. Humor me. ‐ 263 00:17:39,382 --> 00:17:41,019 I bet you've never even held a gun. 264 00:17:41,052 --> 00:17:43,023 Uh... Once. 265 00:17:43,056 --> 00:17:45,628 In college. A boyfriend took me to a range. 266 00:17:45,662 --> 00:17:47,966 ‐ ‐You'll like it. 267 00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,770 Don't I need to sign the waiver? 268 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:50,772 Nora. 269 00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:52,509 Take the damn shot. 270 00:17:58,486 --> 00:18:00,592 Just... Safety first. 271 00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:07,639 Just don't point it at me, 272 00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:09,843 or Jordan'll turn you into Swiss cheese. 273 00:18:14,018 --> 00:18:15,889 Uh, keep your eyes open. 274 00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:17,759 : For the love of God. 275 00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:33,624 And Peter, my wild man, 276 00:18:33,658 --> 00:18:37,164 he starts complaining about having stomachaches. 277 00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:40,738 And then, one night, he comes crawling into my bed, 278 00:18:40,772 --> 00:18:42,609 and it all comes out. 279 00:18:42,642 --> 00:18:45,548 Mrs. Andrews saw him pull a girl's hair, 280 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,019 and she shamed him publicly 281 00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:49,856 in front of the whole class. 282 00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,860 And I am livid when I talk to her. Livid. 283 00:18:51,894 --> 00:18:54,065 You know... mama bear. 284 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:56,737 "We're teaching the children about bodily autonomy," 285 00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:57,739 she tells me. 286 00:18:57,772 --> 00:18:59,075 Of course, it doesn't matter 287 00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:02,816 that the girl pushed him first. 288 00:19:02,849 --> 00:19:03,951 Or that he's a child. 289 00:19:03,985 --> 00:19:06,690 We are raising our boys 290 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,026 to fight their instincts, 291 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,565 to be ashamed of them. 292 00:19:10,598 --> 00:19:14,740 We're teaching our boys to be afraid to become men, 293 00:19:14,773 --> 00:19:18,079 to be a‐afraid to‐to touch a woman. 294 00:19:19,048 --> 00:19:20,818 To kiss a woman. 295 00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:23,658 To be afraid to talk to a woman. 296 00:19:23,691 --> 00:19:26,597 Because we now live in a world 297 00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:28,066 where one misunderstanding, 298 00:19:28,099 --> 00:19:30,037 just one, 299 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,041 can unravel a whole life. 300 00:19:37,652 --> 00:19:39,221 Did you hear what she called him? 301 00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:40,925 She called him a misogynist. 302 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,261 Who cares? 303 00:19:42,294 --> 00:19:43,998 He's not a misogynist. 304 00:19:44,031 --> 00:19:47,271 He's a champion for women's rights and... 305 00:19:47,304 --> 00:19:48,206 Boys, please don't throw any of that. 306 00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:50,545 What are you doing? Where's your jacket? 307 00:19:50,578 --> 00:19:51,847 Why is your‐‐ What's going on with your tie? 308 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,083 ‐ ‐Babe. 309 00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:54,820 What‐What's going on? 310 00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:56,022 I thought they were supposed to be ready. 311 00:19:56,055 --> 00:19:57,024 We're ready. 312 00:19:57,057 --> 00:19:58,861 Nobody has their shoes on, look. 313 00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:00,130 Boys, 314 00:20:00,163 --> 00:20:02,067 ‐shoes. I don't want to wear shoes. 315 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,203 Can you...? 316 00:20:04,873 --> 00:20:06,910 She's scared of any primary challengers, 317 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,581 ‐and she should be. ‐Mm‐hmm. 318 00:20:08,614 --> 00:20:10,585 Either way, she's gonna lose the next election cycle. 319 00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:13,056 ‐ ‐Okay! Mommy's little monsters, 320 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:15,528 let's all get our shoes on. Let's get ready. 321 00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:16,830 Let's get jackets. Let's not be late 322 00:20:16,864 --> 00:20:18,768 ‐for Nana's party, okay? Mm‐hmm. 323 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,303 Hi, my little baby. ‐Is it dead? 324 00:20:20,337 --> 00:20:21,907 Okay! ‐ 325 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,309 Okay, boys! Come on. 326 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:24,746 Don't touch that. 327 00:20:26,149 --> 00:20:28,521 Let's put our shoes on, huh? Let's get ready to go. 328 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,655 You look beautiful. 329 00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:08,299 You made it. 330 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,807 You know how much I love glad‐handing. 331 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,844 Well, this isn't glad‐handing. 332 00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:15,648 : This is ass‐kissing. 333 00:21:15,681 --> 00:21:18,052 Well, at least you called him an asshole on national television. 334 00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:20,257 That's sure to spice up the evening. 335 00:21:20,290 --> 00:21:22,060 Congresswoman. 336 00:21:22,094 --> 00:21:23,196 He'd like to see you. 337 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,039 ‐ ‐I'll get you a drink. 338 00:21:28,072 --> 00:21:29,609 Thank you. 339 00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:41,600 Piano player's a nice touch. 340 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,269 I'm sure Marla's over the moon. 341 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,173 Nora saw you on TV. 342 00:21:45,207 --> 00:21:46,375 It's pretty harsh words 343 00:21:46,409 --> 00:21:48,179 for someone who came to your wedding. 344 00:21:48,213 --> 00:21:50,918 ‐What was the exact quote, Nora? ‐"It's no surprise 345 00:21:50,952 --> 00:21:52,989 "that President Campbell wouldn't heed my call 346 00:21:53,022 --> 00:21:55,160 "to take Internet hate speech seriously. 347 00:21:55,193 --> 00:21:56,730 "That would require alienating 348 00:21:56,763 --> 00:21:58,801 "some of his most vocal supporters. 349 00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,103 Like the KKK." 350 00:22:00,137 --> 00:22:02,341 The KKK, Jennifer. Really? 351 00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:04,245 Go on. 352 00:22:04,278 --> 00:22:07,151 ‐I was there. I know what I said. ‐"He's an old‐school politician 353 00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:09,021 ‐from a bygone era." ‐Really, Jen? 354 00:22:09,054 --> 00:22:10,792 You've been in Congress for two decades... 355 00:22:10,825 --> 00:22:12,161 "Who expects me to shut up and listen. 356 00:22:12,194 --> 00:22:14,331 "I think I'll listen to the experts. 357 00:22:14,365 --> 00:22:17,906 The president has never been a woman on the Internet." 358 00:22:17,939 --> 00:22:21,647 ‐You called me sexist. ‐I was asked. I answered. 359 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,249 You're off the clock. 360 00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:24,986 James still wants to talk about Oklahoma. 361 00:22:26,022 --> 00:22:28,226 What's going on in Oklahoma? 362 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,063 A bomb went off. 363 00:22:30,096 --> 00:22:31,232 Domestic terrorists with ties 364 00:22:31,265 --> 00:22:32,836 to the American Freedom Coalition. 365 00:22:32,869 --> 00:22:34,673 Casualties? 366 00:22:34,706 --> 00:22:37,144 Miraculously just the assholes involved. 367 00:22:37,177 --> 00:22:39,081 Blew themselves up by accident. 368 00:22:40,918 --> 00:22:44,893 Well, want to place any bets as to their Internet activity? 369 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,034 Tell him I'll call him from the car 370 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,838 on the way back to the Residence. 371 00:22:50,872 --> 00:22:52,876 Oh, and, um... 372 00:22:52,909 --> 00:22:55,213 stall for me with Marla for a minute, would you? 373 00:22:55,247 --> 00:22:57,251 Yes, Mr. President. 374 00:23:03,062 --> 00:23:05,267 But you never used to wave the lady card. 375 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,437 ‐We all respected the hell out of you for that. ‐Hmm... 376 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:09,074 "The lady card." 377 00:23:09,108 --> 00:23:12,214 I don't want to fight in the press. 378 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:17,057 You think you're the only one who doesn't like Nazis? 379 00:23:17,090 --> 00:23:18,727 We can work together on this. 380 00:23:18,761 --> 00:23:20,698 You had the opportunity to work with me, you passed. 381 00:23:20,731 --> 00:23:23,236 ‐Oh, come on, you would've hated that job. ‐Oh? 382 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:26,075 ‐Tell me more. ‐I wanted you for it, you know that. 383 00:23:26,108 --> 00:23:27,912 There were a lot of voices in the room. 384 00:23:27,946 --> 00:23:29,749 Don't bullshit me, Ted. 385 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:30,885 You floated that idea to the press 386 00:23:30,918 --> 00:23:32,221 so you could get a cookie 387 00:23:32,254 --> 00:23:33,489 for being such a moderate hero. 388 00:23:33,524 --> 00:23:35,126 You got all the political points 389 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,097 without having to actually do anything. 390 00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:39,435 ‐That's how you see me. ‐You're a politician. 391 00:23:39,468 --> 00:23:41,172 And what are you? 392 00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:42,474 Believe it or not, 393 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,311 considering a spot in your administration 394 00:23:44,345 --> 00:23:46,817 didn't play as well for me as it did for you. 395 00:23:48,319 --> 00:23:49,856 I like you, Jennifer. 396 00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:51,760 I want us to be friends again. 397 00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:53,296 We will be. 398 00:23:53,329 --> 00:23:55,735 In about two and a half years. 399 00:24:01,212 --> 00:24:02,749 I'm gonna need you to work on Saturday. 400 00:24:02,782 --> 00:24:04,819 Joey's got his daughter's first communion. 401 00:24:04,853 --> 00:24:06,957 I can't. Sorry. 402 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:10,196 ‐Why not? ‐I don't want to. 403 00:24:16,008 --> 00:24:17,845 I told her about us. 404 00:24:19,816 --> 00:24:22,321 Shut up. You did not. 405 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,476 What did she say? 406 00:24:44,398 --> 00:24:46,168 Entitled little shits. 407 00:24:46,202 --> 00:24:48,106 Ryan‐‐ the kid I was telling you about‐‐ 408 00:24:48,139 --> 00:24:49,576 I gave Ryan a "C" on his term paper, 409 00:24:49,609 --> 00:24:51,947 because it was objectively terrible. 410 00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:54,485 I mean, he uses semicolons all the time. 411 00:24:54,519 --> 00:24:57,357 Literally no discernible reason to use a semicolon. 412 00:24:57,391 --> 00:24:59,094 It's like he's decorating the page. 413 00:24:59,128 --> 00:25:00,463 ‐Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm. ‐Thanks. 414 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:03,369 And this motherfucker asks to talk to me after class. 415 00:25:03,403 --> 00:25:05,373 Well, semicolons are tricky. 416 00:25:05,407 --> 00:25:07,912 Whoa. What is this? 417 00:25:07,945 --> 00:25:10,483 ‐Grilled cheese. ‐I can see that. 418 00:25:10,518 --> 00:25:13,524 Three different cheeses‐‐ cheddar, jack, and goat‐‐ 419 00:25:13,557 --> 00:25:15,494 and there's, uh, tomato in there, too. 420 00:25:15,528 --> 00:25:16,797 Mmm. 421 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,439 Um, so, Ryan... 422 00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:24,612 Ryan tells me he's gonna get the professor involved, 423 00:25:24,646 --> 00:25:27,417 because he claims that I'm biased against him. 424 00:25:28,453 --> 00:25:30,357 Holy shit. This is amazing. 425 00:25:30,390 --> 00:25:32,461 Yeah, you are biased. You told me you hate his face. 426 00:25:32,495 --> 00:25:34,365 Yeah, well, he told the professor 427 00:25:34,398 --> 00:25:36,837 that he thinks I'm "out to get him" 428 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:38,874 because I, apparently, 429 00:25:38,907 --> 00:25:41,546 used the phrase "white privilege" the other week, 430 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,483 and he claims that I was looking right at him when I said it. 431 00:25:43,517 --> 00:25:45,120 Man, what a dick. 432 00:25:45,153 --> 00:25:47,324 What about you? How was Freddy? 433 00:25:47,357 --> 00:25:49,294 ‐You get him in the jacket? ‐Uh, yeah. 434 00:25:49,328 --> 00:25:50,463 Sort of. 435 00:25:52,502 --> 00:25:54,506 Whoa. 436 00:25:54,539 --> 00:25:56,275 Ten‐year‐olds shouldn't be claustrophobic, right? 437 00:25:56,308 --> 00:25:57,912 Like, what happened to you, Freddy? 438 00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:04,191 I think I should come with you to Australia. 439 00:26:04,224 --> 00:26:05,628 I think I should come. 440 00:26:05,661 --> 00:26:07,532 What? What about your show? 441 00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:09,301 ‐I thought Joel said yes. ‐Yeah, I know. 442 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,138 Only if I can get it down to 45 minutes. 443 00:26:11,172 --> 00:26:12,508 So get it down to 45 minutes. 444 00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:14,044 No, there's no way. That's like... 445 00:26:14,078 --> 00:26:16,048 That's like "burning chair," "straitjacket tank," 446 00:26:16,082 --> 00:26:17,952 ‐and, like, one other thing and that's it. ‐So cut "straitjacket tank." 447 00:26:17,985 --> 00:26:19,923 I'm not‐‐ What? 448 00:26:19,956 --> 00:26:21,425 Hey, that's the whole thing. 449 00:26:21,459 --> 00:26:22,995 That's‐that's the history of magic. 450 00:26:23,029 --> 00:26:25,133 It's the point of the‐‐ I'm not gonna... 451 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,970 Uh... 452 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:30,009 Look, I can work on this from anywhere. 453 00:26:33,149 --> 00:26:35,186 Sorry, you don't want me to come? 454 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,157 Babe, of course I want you to come. 455 00:26:37,190 --> 00:26:38,494 Yeah, visit, but... 456 00:26:38,527 --> 00:26:39,929 Yeah, but an hour on a shitty stage 457 00:26:39,963 --> 00:26:40,931 in the back of a magic shop... 458 00:26:40,965 --> 00:26:43,604 This is the biggest opportunity you've had. 459 00:26:58,466 --> 00:27:00,538 Open it. 460 00:27:05,614 --> 00:27:08,119 It's, um, it's bedouin. 461 00:27:08,152 --> 00:27:09,421 It's turn of the century. 462 00:27:09,455 --> 00:27:11,459 What are you... 463 00:27:11,493 --> 00:27:13,931 Yeah. This makes sense. 464 00:27:13,964 --> 00:27:15,400 ‐Us. You and me. ‐Yorick. 465 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:17,237 Look, I know, I know I'm a bit of a mess. 466 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,074 ‐Babe... ‐And I know you think I don't know what I want, 467 00:27:19,108 --> 00:27:20,276 but I do. 468 00:27:21,713 --> 00:27:23,349 I want you. 469 00:27:23,382 --> 00:27:25,453 It's all I've ever wanted. 470 00:27:27,992 --> 00:27:29,361 We can go to the courthouse, 471 00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,465 or we can have 600 people at the MoMA. 472 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,436 I'll friggin' do it tonight. I don't... 473 00:27:33,469 --> 00:27:35,541 Whatever you want, okay? But, just, Beth, 474 00:27:35,574 --> 00:27:38,981 let's be us forever, okay? 475 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,522 Fucking marry me. 476 00:27:45,594 --> 00:27:49,067 I can't just ask you to drop your life and move to Australia. 477 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,105 Yes, you can. Please ask me. 478 00:27:51,138 --> 00:27:53,309 You can't just give me a ring and... 479 00:27:53,342 --> 00:27:56,115 ‐Yeah, it's not just a ring. ‐No, it's bedouin. 480 00:27:56,148 --> 00:27:57,518 Yeah, you said you didn't want a diamond. 481 00:27:57,552 --> 00:28:00,390 ‐You said diamonds are... ‐You can't come to Australia 482 00:28:00,423 --> 00:28:03,396 and be, what, my professional fiancé? 483 00:28:03,429 --> 00:28:05,701 We are 27. 484 00:28:05,734 --> 00:28:07,638 Oh, come on. My parents were young when they got married. 485 00:28:07,672 --> 00:28:09,274 So, what, are you gonna just sit in the apartment 486 00:28:09,308 --> 00:28:10,711 while I go to school? 487 00:28:10,744 --> 00:28:12,380 And stall for another year on your show? 488 00:28:12,414 --> 00:28:14,652 No, I'll help you. And, yeah, I'll work on my show. 489 00:28:14,686 --> 00:28:16,422 I'm pretty sure Australians like magic. 490 00:28:16,455 --> 00:28:18,292 ‐You'll be bored, and you'll blame me. ‐Bored? 491 00:28:18,326 --> 00:28:19,662 ‐What are you talking about? ‐You think you won't, but you will, 492 00:28:19,696 --> 00:28:21,365 ‐and you'll hold me back. ‐Hold you ba... 493 00:28:21,398 --> 00:28:23,670 Hold you back from what? 494 00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:26,242 From meeting people, from diving in. 495 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:31,485 Sorry, from meeting‐meeting people? 496 00:28:32,522 --> 00:28:34,157 Yorick. 497 00:28:35,193 --> 00:28:38,534 Oh, my God. Yeah. 498 00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:43,476 Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go. 499 00:28:43,510 --> 00:28:46,382 ‐Meet people. Fucking Hemsworths and shit. ‐Oh, you're being an asshole. 500 00:28:46,415 --> 00:28:48,452 I'm‐I'm being an asshole? 501 00:28:50,056 --> 00:28:51,325 You're an asshole! 502 00:28:51,358 --> 00:28:54,298 Oh, my God. You're giving me shit about my show? 503 00:28:54,331 --> 00:28:55,300 I didn't have time to work today 504 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:57,237 because you want to know what I was doing, Beth? 505 00:28:57,270 --> 00:29:00,376 I was packing your shit, uh‐huh, and then, yeah, 506 00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:02,414 ‐I was getting your dry cleaning. ‐ 507 00:29:02,447 --> 00:29:04,351 And then I was getting cheese to make your dinner. 508 00:29:04,384 --> 00:29:06,488 And then I just fucking proposed to you, 509 00:29:06,523 --> 00:29:09,127 and you tell me you want to go to Australia to meet people! 510 00:29:09,161 --> 00:29:11,332 Mm‐hmm. What are you doing? 511 00:29:11,365 --> 00:29:12,400 ‐ ‐What are you... Where are you going? 512 00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:13,604 Could you just shut up?! 513 00:29:13,637 --> 00:29:15,473 I didn't ask you to get my dry cleaning, 514 00:29:15,507 --> 00:29:18,279 ‐and I didn't ask you to pack for me. ‐I know. I know, I know. 515 00:29:18,312 --> 00:29:19,616 I did it 'cause I'm a nice guy and I love you, 516 00:29:19,649 --> 00:29:21,620 even though you make me very fucking angry. Can we‐‐ no, 517 00:29:21,653 --> 00:29:23,155 can you please just‐‐ can we talk about this? 518 00:29:23,189 --> 00:29:24,291 : I love you. 519 00:29:24,324 --> 00:29:26,095 I love you. 520 00:29:26,128 --> 00:29:27,230 I have papers to grade. 521 00:29:27,264 --> 00:29:28,700 Can we j‐‐ No. What am I... 522 00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:30,470 What am I supposed to do here, Beth? I can't... 523 00:29:30,504 --> 00:29:31,740 Am I supposed to chase after you? 524 00:29:31,773 --> 00:29:33,376 I'll be back in a few hours. 525 00:29:33,409 --> 00:29:34,746 ‐No, can you just... ‐ 526 00:29:34,779 --> 00:29:36,448 Goddamn it! 527 00:29:36,482 --> 00:29:38,252 ‐I swear to... ‐ 528 00:29:47,237 --> 00:29:49,074 : Shit. 529 00:30:06,643 --> 00:30:08,479 What's the threat? 530 00:30:10,618 --> 00:30:12,688 This one's a marathon. 531 00:30:12,722 --> 00:30:15,326 I'll brief you in a couple weeks. 532 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:04,157 Who am I? 533 00:31:04,191 --> 00:31:06,195 Agent Sarah Burgin. 534 00:31:06,228 --> 00:31:08,399 Secret Service. 535 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:11,806 Armed wallpaper? 536 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,342 She's a patriot. 537 00:31:13,376 --> 00:31:14,679 Like you. 538 00:31:14,712 --> 00:31:16,448 Sarah. 539 00:31:16,482 --> 00:31:18,386 It's a good name for wallpaper. 540 00:31:54,491 --> 00:31:56,796 What are you doing? 541 00:31:56,830 --> 00:31:59,569 I don't know, uh, I thought I heard... 542 00:31:59,602 --> 00:32:01,806 ‐I got it. Thank you. ‐Ah. 543 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,010 I am so sorry this turned into me doing errands. 544 00:32:04,044 --> 00:32:05,714 Ah, it's cool. 545 00:32:05,748 --> 00:32:06,816 It's a big flex. 546 00:32:07,852 --> 00:32:10,557 This is not a flex, okay? 547 00:32:10,591 --> 00:32:12,427 My boss needs this for work tomorrow. 548 00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:14,431 Listen, I'm honored. I've never picked up 549 00:32:14,464 --> 00:32:16,368 a congresswoman's dry cleaning on a date before. 550 00:32:18,038 --> 00:32:19,675 I'm sorry. 551 00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:21,946 I'm kidding. 552 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:24,685 That dress is very, uh, 553 00:32:24,719 --> 00:32:25,954 blue. 554 00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:27,625 It's her power color. 555 00:32:27,658 --> 00:32:29,629 I need to get one of those. 556 00:32:29,662 --> 00:32:31,465 Yeah, you sure do. 557 00:32:32,467 --> 00:32:33,970 I think it's a little late to catch that movie. 558 00:32:34,004 --> 00:32:35,874 Oh, God. I'm sorry. 559 00:32:35,908 --> 00:32:38,513 Let's get some food. What are you in the mood for? 560 00:32:38,547 --> 00:32:39,816 Maybe Italian? 561 00:32:39,849 --> 00:32:40,984 ‐I know a place near... ‐ 562 00:32:52,808 --> 00:32:55,446 Holy shit! 563 00:32:57,751 --> 00:33:00,356 What the fuck? 564 00:33:00,389 --> 00:33:01,860 Are you okay? 565 00:33:01,893 --> 00:33:03,930 Yeah. Yeah. Are you? 566 00:33:05,934 --> 00:33:07,671 Was that a police horse? 567 00:33:07,705 --> 00:33:09,609 Where's the cop? 568 00:33:16,623 --> 00:33:17,825 ‐Come on. Come on. ‐ 569 00:33:21,031 --> 00:33:22,768 Oh! 570 00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:28,613 Oh! 571 00:33:33,657 --> 00:33:36,028 Uh, let's get the fuck out of here. 572 00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:43,442 We're thinking of built‐ins 573 00:33:43,475 --> 00:33:45,781 for the den. Laurie knows a guy on the Cape 574 00:33:45,814 --> 00:33:48,018 that makes them out of old World War II vessels. 575 00:33:48,052 --> 00:33:51,493 Well, the house is beautiful, Ken. 576 00:33:51,526 --> 00:33:54,064 Would you excuse me for just a moment? 577 00:33:54,097 --> 00:33:55,801 ‐ ‐Oh! 578 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:58,372 ‐Hey, wait, wait. No running, please. Sorry. ‐ 579 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:00,076 Only kids at the party. 580 00:34:00,109 --> 00:34:01,846 Kim. Nice to see you. 581 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,683 ‐Where's your mom? ‐Oh, she's hiding. 582 00:34:03,717 --> 00:34:06,054 Dad wanted to put a tent in the Rose Garden 583 00:34:06,088 --> 00:34:08,459 ‐and a 20‐piece orchestra. She's... ‐: Oh. 584 00:34:08,493 --> 00:34:10,396 She's more understated. 585 00:34:10,429 --> 00:34:13,670 ‐Well, I'm very glad to be here. ‐Are you? 586 00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:15,541 I thought you would have wanted to avoid 587 00:34:15,574 --> 00:34:17,945 associating with women haters. 588 00:34:17,978 --> 00:34:19,715 ‐I... ‐I'm kidding. 589 00:34:22,555 --> 00:34:25,527 ‐How's Hero? ‐Fine. Good. 590 00:34:25,561 --> 00:34:27,731 ‐An EMT in New York. ‐Oh. 591 00:34:27,765 --> 00:34:30,737 The last time I saw her was at the inauguration. 592 00:34:30,771 --> 00:34:33,677 That was a fun night. Memorable. 593 00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:35,681 She certainly enjoyed herself. 594 00:34:35,714 --> 00:34:38,553 Oh, excuse me. Nicholas is double‐fisting desserts. 595 00:34:38,587 --> 00:34:39,522 It's good to see you. 596 00:34:42,761 --> 00:34:44,565 Ah‐ah‐ah, uh‐uh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 597 00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:46,769 No‐‐ okay, let's just do a few, okay? 598 00:34:46,803 --> 00:34:48,607 Can you pick one? Okay, that's not one. 599 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,611 So sorry to interrupt, 600 00:34:50,644 --> 00:34:53,683 but I need to borrow my husband. 601 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,687 Nice talking to you. 602 00:34:55,721 --> 00:34:59,094 A solid 15 minutes on oil futures. 603 00:34:59,127 --> 00:35:00,697 I can't do it, Jen. 604 00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:02,668 ‐I don't know how you can. ‐ 605 00:35:03,737 --> 00:35:06,174 Yorick's landlord called this morning. 606 00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:08,178 He didn't pay the rent. 607 00:35:08,212 --> 00:35:10,751 I wired him some money. 608 00:35:11,753 --> 00:35:13,924 We got to stop bailing him out. 609 00:35:13,957 --> 00:35:15,459 What, you want him living with you? 610 00:35:15,494 --> 00:35:17,631 Doing magic in the basement? 611 00:35:17,665 --> 00:35:20,704 ‐: No. ‐No? 612 00:35:23,910 --> 00:35:26,014 I set up the guest bedroom. 613 00:35:26,048 --> 00:35:27,618 Oh, I have a room at the Jefferson. 614 00:35:27,651 --> 00:35:29,154 ‐Well, you didn't have to. ‐I wasn't sure. 615 00:35:29,187 --> 00:35:31,893 ‐I have to leave early anyway. ‐Okay, okay. 616 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,211 I miss you. 617 00:35:41,244 --> 00:35:43,048 But I'm an asshole. 618 00:35:43,082 --> 00:35:46,756 You are, but... 619 00:35:46,789 --> 00:35:49,762 This is stupid. This isn't us. 620 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:55,540 I forgive you. Or I can. 621 00:35:55,574 --> 00:35:57,043 I was working all the time. 622 00:35:57,076 --> 00:35:59,949 ‐None of this is your fault. ‐Well, 623 00:35:59,982 --> 00:36:02,153 I'm not saying that. I‐I... 624 00:36:02,186 --> 00:36:04,659 It's just maybe... 625 00:36:04,692 --> 00:36:06,963 you've punished yourself enough? 626 00:36:06,996 --> 00:36:11,004 Maybe I've punished you enough. 627 00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:16,649 This time apart... 628 00:36:16,683 --> 00:36:18,018 Jen. 629 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:36,254 We can keep it as quiet as you want. 630 00:36:36,288 --> 00:36:39,662 Wait till after the midterms. 631 00:36:39,695 --> 00:36:41,532 But I spoke to Martin. 632 00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:43,536 They're starting the toasts. 633 00:36:43,570 --> 00:36:45,574 We'll be right in. 634 00:36:49,915 --> 00:36:51,919 You talked to a lawyer. 635 00:36:56,261 --> 00:36:58,867 Ask me for a divorce. 636 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:00,570 I'd like to hear you say it. 637 00:37:00,604 --> 00:37:03,543 There's a good way to do this. 638 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:07,951 I love you. I always will. 639 00:37:07,985 --> 00:37:10,724 But it is time. 640 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,236 When the kids were little, Marla used to write 641 00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:19,274 these little notes, and she put them 642 00:37:19,307 --> 00:37:21,244 in their shoes. 643 00:37:21,278 --> 00:37:24,117 Sometimes there was glitter involved, right? 644 00:37:24,150 --> 00:37:26,923 The whole house was glitter back then. 645 00:37:26,956 --> 00:37:29,027 I think just about every dress Kimber wore 646 00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:31,131 until she was 15 was covered in it. 647 00:37:31,164 --> 00:37:33,770 15? Try 25. 648 00:37:35,807 --> 00:37:38,880 Marla, you made our children's lives magical. 649 00:37:38,913 --> 00:37:41,284 Always. And it's been a great pleasure 650 00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:42,988 to watch you these past few years 651 00:37:43,021 --> 00:37:45,259 as you've become a mother to this country. 652 00:37:45,292 --> 00:37:47,998 America's lucky to have you. 653 00:37:48,031 --> 00:37:50,637 I'm lucky to have you. 654 00:37:50,670 --> 00:37:52,608 Happy birthday, darling. 655 00:37:52,641 --> 00:37:54,645 ‐ ‐ 656 00:38:34,825 --> 00:38:36,796 Oh, you're still working. 657 00:38:38,165 --> 00:38:40,336 The party place rented our bounce house 658 00:38:40,369 --> 00:38:41,873 to some other family. 659 00:38:41,906 --> 00:38:44,812 ‐They're offering me Paw Patrol. ‐ 660 00:38:44,845 --> 00:38:46,916 Conner's gonna freak. 661 00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:48,318 I'll have Maggie call in the morning. 662 00:38:48,352 --> 00:38:50,322 Don't make your assistant call. 663 00:38:50,356 --> 00:38:51,959 What else she gonna do? 664 00:38:51,993 --> 00:38:53,930 If Maggie tweets that she spent the day 665 00:38:53,963 --> 00:38:55,700 ‐calling party suppliers... ‐I'll do it. 666 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,071 ‐Come here. Come here, come here, come here, come here. ‐I... 667 00:38:59,975 --> 00:39:01,679 Long day? 668 00:39:01,712 --> 00:39:03,683 The longest. 669 00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:05,085 Tomorrow will be longer. 670 00:39:16,809 --> 00:39:18,880 Daddy! 671 00:39:18,913 --> 00:39:20,817 You want to take this one? 672 00:39:20,851 --> 00:39:23,723 She wants you. 673 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,402 Daddy! 674 00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:32,139 You're okay, sweetie. 675 00:39:32,173 --> 00:39:33,141 I'm coming. 676 00:39:33,175 --> 00:39:34,845 I‐I had a bad dream, I... 677 00:39:34,879 --> 00:39:36,716 Put your blanket back, come on. 678 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:37,718 You're okay, it's just a dream. 679 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:38,887 No, it‐it was real. 680 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,857 Shh... come on. 681 00:39:45,901 --> 00:39:48,005 How did she take it? 682 00:39:50,242 --> 00:39:53,148 She was upset. 683 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,352 Hurt. 684 00:39:58,091 --> 00:40:00,730 But she gets it, I think. Or she will. 685 00:40:00,764 --> 00:40:03,903 It hasn't been working for a while. 686 00:40:06,909 --> 00:40:08,378 When'd you do it? 687 00:40:09,447 --> 00:40:12,153 Before work. 688 00:40:12,186 --> 00:40:14,157 How? 689 00:40:14,190 --> 00:40:16,929 I don't want to talk about her, okay? 690 00:40:16,963 --> 00:40:21,037 I mean, can't we be happy for a solid minute? Huh? 691 00:40:21,071 --> 00:40:23,408 I did the thing. 692 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:29,020 Hey. 693 00:40:29,053 --> 00:40:32,026 I did the thing. 694 00:40:43,950 --> 00:40:46,923 I will be back in a second. 695 00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:19,855 ‐ ‐ 696 00:41:19,888 --> 00:41:22,226 ‐Hey, buddy. ‐ 697 00:41:22,259 --> 00:41:24,565 What you doing out here? 698 00:41:24,598 --> 00:41:26,468 Huh? 699 00:41:28,472 --> 00:41:30,810 You got a person? 700 00:41:32,146 --> 00:41:34,417 Hey. 701 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,872 Okay. 702 00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:48,245 ‐ ‐You... stay. 703 00:41:58,165 --> 00:42:01,004 There's a dog out here. 704 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,412 Oh, your wife is texting you. She, uh, 705 00:42:05,446 --> 00:42:07,450 wants to know when you're gonna be home. 706 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,555 And can you please get diapers on the way? 707 00:42:09,588 --> 00:42:12,360 ‐Fairway's open 24 hours. ‐ 708 00:42:14,898 --> 00:42:16,869 I am gonna tell her. 709 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,273 ‐I don't give a shit what you do. ‐Don't say that. 710 00:42:19,307 --> 00:42:21,411 Don't. It's not that simple. We have a kid. 711 00:42:21,444 --> 00:42:23,482 I want to tell her. 712 00:42:23,516 --> 00:42:26,187 ‐You know, I'm not trying to hurt you. ‐Well, you can't hurt me. 713 00:42:26,221 --> 00:42:28,893 You're a 40‐year‐old paramedic 714 00:42:28,926 --> 00:42:30,497 with a wife who doesn't want to fuck him 715 00:42:30,530 --> 00:42:32,901 and a baby that you never wanted in the first place. 716 00:42:32,934 --> 00:42:36,174 Well, if I'm such a piece of shit, why are you so angry? 717 00:42:36,207 --> 00:42:38,211 Hmm? 718 00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:42,486 You know what? Get out. 719 00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:45,325 ‐What? Okay, stop. ‐Get out. Walk home, okay? 720 00:42:45,359 --> 00:42:47,096 Get out. Get‐get out. 721 00:42:47,129 --> 00:42:49,167 ‐Are you serious? ‐Yes. Get out! 722 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,037 Stop! 723 00:42:51,071 --> 00:42:52,306 Get out. 724 00:42:52,339 --> 00:42:53,643 ‐Jesus Christ! ‐Get out! 725 00:42:53,676 --> 00:42:56,114 I'm sorry I'm not rushing to blow up a marriage 726 00:42:56,147 --> 00:42:57,918 ‐to run off with some traumatized... ‐Get out! 727 00:42:57,951 --> 00:42:58,953 Ow! 728 00:43:00,289 --> 00:43:02,326 ‐Fuck! ‐Get out. 729 00:43:02,359 --> 00:43:04,531 ‐Do not! ‐Get out! 730 00:43:04,565 --> 00:43:07,203 Oh, there you are, you fucking coward. 731 00:43:07,236 --> 00:43:09,508 Coward? Huh? Coward? 732 00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:11,645 ‐Coward? ‐Get off me! Get out! Get out! 733 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,386 Get... out! 734 00:43:18,091 --> 00:43:19,060 Oh, no. 735 00:43:19,093 --> 00:43:21,064 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 736 00:43:21,097 --> 00:43:22,466 No, no, no, no. 737 00:43:22,501 --> 00:43:23,468 No, no, no, no, no, no. 738 00:43:23,503 --> 00:43:25,974 Oh, my God. Uh... uh... 739 00:43:26,007 --> 00:43:29,213 Hey, you're okay. You're okay. 740 00:43:29,247 --> 00:43:31,084 ‐ ‐You're okay. You're okay. 741 00:43:31,117 --> 00:43:33,556 It's okay. You're okay. You're okay. 742 00:43:33,589 --> 00:43:35,259 Stay with me. Hey, stay with me. 743 00:43:35,292 --> 00:43:38,031 Stay with me. Stay with me. 744 00:43:38,064 --> 00:43:40,135 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 745 00:43:40,169 --> 00:43:42,674 Oh, my God. 746 00:44:27,196 --> 00:44:28,666 They're gonna try to strong‐arm you. 747 00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:30,269 A billion dollars for satellites 748 00:44:30,302 --> 00:44:31,639 and establishing supremacy in space. 749 00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:33,141 Ronald Reagan Star Wars bullshit. 750 00:44:33,175 --> 00:44:35,379 It's absurd, and you should fight them. 751 00:44:37,349 --> 00:44:39,320 Can someone grab me a cup of coffee? 752 00:44:39,353 --> 00:44:41,257 ‐Yes, ma'am. ‐: Thank you. 753 00:44:41,291 --> 00:44:42,561 Of course. 754 00:44:42,594 --> 00:44:44,430 Oh, not on the floor, please. 755 00:45:05,305 --> 00:45:07,476 Yeah. 756 00:45:07,511 --> 00:45:09,480 I'll have a draft on your desk by 9:00. 757 00:45:09,515 --> 00:45:11,685 He'll want to make his changes, but I think we're almost there. 758 00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,092 Mackenzie! Conner! Let's go! You're late! 759 00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:18,465 Sorry. My son crawled in bed with us at 4:00 in the morning. 760 00:45:18,499 --> 00:45:20,302 Nobody slept very well. 761 00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:37,737 I'll see you at the office. 762 00:45:37,771 --> 00:45:39,708 Ah, fuck! 763 00:45:42,647 --> 00:45:45,052 We're late for school! 764 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:54,638 There's a dead dog out here. 765 00:45:54,671 --> 00:45:56,642 When was the vehicle reported missing? 766 00:45:59,514 --> 00:46:01,217 Roger that. 767 00:46:01,251 --> 00:46:03,154 Moving in. 768 00:46:10,670 --> 00:46:12,641 Is anybody in there? 769 00:46:30,442 --> 00:46:31,779 Hello? 770 00:46:46,174 --> 00:46:47,644 Hey, can you get your brother? 771 00:46:47,677 --> 00:46:49,146 He's in my room with Daddy. 772 00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:50,550 They're still asleep. 773 00:46:52,419 --> 00:46:54,390 Israeli jet fighters... 774 00:47:44,357 --> 00:47:45,760 ‐Sir? ‐Hmm? 775 00:47:45,793 --> 00:47:47,764 There's been a mass casualty event in Israel. 776 00:47:47,797 --> 00:47:50,168 ‐We need to move you right away. ‐Are we in any danger? 777 00:47:57,951 --> 00:47:59,487 What's going on? 778 00:47:59,521 --> 00:48:00,790 They want to move us into the Sit Room. 779 00:48:00,823 --> 00:48:02,226 There's a distress call out of Israel. 780 00:48:02,259 --> 00:48:04,798 Distress call? About what? 781 00:48:04,831 --> 00:48:07,269 We can't get 'em back on the line. No one's picking up. 782 00:48:07,302 --> 00:48:08,639 No one's answering in Israel? 783 00:48:08,672 --> 00:48:11,377 Mr. President, your nose. 784 00:48:11,411 --> 00:48:12,379 Hmm? 785 00:48:12,413 --> 00:48:14,383 Oh, I have a tissue. 786 00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:15,753 Shit. 787 00:48:15,787 --> 00:48:17,824 No, I'm‐I'm fine. 788 00:48:19,561 --> 00:48:21,632 Oh, my God. Help! 789 00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:23,803 ‐We need help over here! ‐Mr. President?! 790 00:48:23,836 --> 00:48:24,905 Help! We need help here! 791 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,488 Listen, can you hear me? 792 00:48:40,402 --> 00:48:42,239 Come on, guys. 793 00:48:42,272 --> 00:48:44,376 It's time. 794 00:48:53,729 --> 00:48:55,365 Can you hear me? Mr. President? 795 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:57,537 ‐ ‐I need a defib! 796 00:49:00,409 --> 00:49:02,947 ‐Where's the fucking defib?! ‐ 797 00:49:23,889 --> 00:49:25,392 Help me! 798 00:49:27,964 --> 00:49:28,966 Please! 799 00:49:28,999 --> 00:49:30,670 : My boy. 800 00:49:31,705 --> 00:49:33,609 Mom? 801 00:49:33,642 --> 00:49:34,978 Get out! 802 00:49:38,853 --> 00:49:40,957 Oh, my boy! 803 00:49:54,483 --> 00:49:56,922 Help me! 804 00:49:58,526 --> 00:50:01,330 No! 805 00:50:01,364 --> 00:50:03,468 My boy! 806 00:50:05,506 --> 00:50:07,544 My boy! 807 00:50:09,380 --> 00:50:11,552 My boy. 808 00:50:13,087 --> 00:50:16,595 Please don't take my boy! 809 00:50:16,628 --> 00:50:18,999 Help me! 810 00:50:21,437 --> 00:50:23,474 Oh, my God. 811 00:50:24,945 --> 00:50:26,715 No! 812 00:51:09,534 --> 00:51:10,670 ‐You think it's a weapon? ‐I don't know. 813 00:51:10,703 --> 00:51:12,439 Where's the vice president? 814 00:51:12,472 --> 00:51:13,542 Flight to London. We'll get him on the ground. 815 00:51:13,576 --> 00:51:15,546 Is this everyone? Where's Emily? 816 00:51:15,580 --> 00:51:17,850 ‐ ‐Lisa. Lisa, come on. 817 00:51:17,884 --> 00:51:19,721 Air Force Two just fell out of the sky, crashed 818 00:51:19,754 --> 00:51:21,592 into the Atlantic Ocean. 819 00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:24,063 ‐When? ‐Three minutes ago. 820 00:51:24,096 --> 00:51:26,568 It's everywhere. 821 00:51:26,602 --> 00:51:28,572 Underground. Now. Come on. 822 00:51:28,606 --> 00:51:30,576 ‐ ‐No. 823 00:51:30,610 --> 00:51:32,614 ‐No. No. ‐Look at me. 824 00:51:32,647 --> 00:51:34,918 Look at me. Breathe. 825 00:51:34,951 --> 00:51:36,688 Thank you. 826 00:51:36,722 --> 00:51:38,091 Put it away. Put it away. 827 00:51:38,124 --> 00:51:39,961 Let's go. 828 00:51:39,995 --> 00:51:41,097 Put this on. Put this on your face. 829 00:51:41,130 --> 00:51:43,535 Stay with me. Focus. 830 00:51:43,569 --> 00:51:45,673 You're gonna be okay. Let's go. 831 00:52:04,778 --> 00:52:07,550 Oh. 832 00:52:11,023 --> 00:52:12,560 Fuck. 833 00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,469 Dude. 834 00:52:22,947 --> 00:52:24,718 Beth? 835 00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:30,095 Babe? 836 00:52:43,756 --> 00:52:45,726 What the fuck? 837 00:53:07,970 --> 00:53:10,643 ‐ ‐ 838 00:54:12,299 --> 00:54:14,236 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH