1 00:00:39,469 --> 00:00:40,813 Nice place. 2 00:00:40,843 --> 00:00:44,074 Nice place for an Amityville Horror squeal anyway. 3 00:00:44,104 --> 00:00:46,003 You know I can't believe I actually let you drag me out 4 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:47,306 to this house. 5 00:00:47,336 --> 00:00:48,582 Yeah? 6 00:00:48,612 --> 00:00:50,394 What else would you have done tonight? 7 00:00:50,424 --> 00:00:52,709 Maybe I would have read a good book. 8 00:00:52,739 --> 00:00:53,880 Who knows? 9 00:00:53,910 --> 00:00:56,260 I actually would have rather gone to a bar. 10 00:00:59,528 --> 00:01:01,068 Looks like we're the first to show up. 11 00:01:01,098 --> 00:01:02,713 Well I don't like this too much. 12 00:01:02,743 --> 00:01:04,105 I think you're being silly. 13 00:01:04,135 --> 00:01:06,876 I mean look at this, this is going to be a blast. 14 00:01:06,906 --> 00:01:08,709 Partying down at the old haunted house. 15 00:01:08,739 --> 00:01:09,739 Yippee. 16 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,808 What were you talking about earlier today? 17 00:01:12,838 --> 00:01:15,395 Something about Elizabeth? 18 00:01:15,425 --> 00:01:17,599 Well I was in grade school with her. 19 00:01:17,629 --> 00:01:18,924 I don't remember her too well back then, 20 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:22,505 except the fact that she was really spooky. 21 00:01:22,535 --> 00:01:24,942 Well she sure ain't like that anymore. 22 00:01:24,972 --> 00:01:26,889 I give you exhibit A. 23 00:01:27,725 --> 00:01:28,955 Witch house. 24 00:01:53,996 --> 00:01:55,359 I told you. 25 00:01:55,389 --> 00:01:56,389 Nobody home. 26 00:02:05,154 --> 00:02:06,737 Let's go in, huh? 27 00:02:08,321 --> 00:02:09,756 And what if Elizabeth gets pissed off 28 00:02:09,786 --> 00:02:11,453 because we walked into her house? 29 00:02:11,483 --> 00:02:13,314 Maybe she'll turn us into frogs. 30 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:14,630 Funny, asshole. 31 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:15,654 How the hell should I know. 32 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,866 Let's just go in. 33 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:40,133 Wow. 34 00:02:40,163 --> 00:02:42,163 She really went all out. 35 00:02:43,050 --> 00:02:47,217 How do you know this isn't the way her place always looks? 36 00:02:48,073 --> 00:02:50,109 Remember that promise? 37 00:02:50,139 --> 00:02:52,435 That we'd go to the Hurricane if this turned out bad? 38 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:54,555 Honey we'll go in a sec, okay? 39 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,393 Elizabeth? 40 00:02:58,914 --> 00:02:59,914 Lizzy? 41 00:03:01,024 --> 00:03:04,203 It's Bob and Margaret, we're here for the party? 42 00:03:04,233 --> 00:03:05,817 Maybe she's shy? 43 00:03:05,847 --> 00:03:08,370 Maybe it's an early April Fools gag. 44 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,580 We show up and no party. 45 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:11,782 Ha ha. 46 00:03:11,812 --> 00:03:13,897 Well we really look stupid. 47 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,483 Let's split. 48 00:03:15,513 --> 00:03:17,307 Hold on, there's a light coming for here. 49 00:03:17,337 --> 00:03:18,920 Let's check it out. 50 00:03:30,707 --> 00:03:31,707 Bob? 51 00:03:35,095 --> 00:03:35,913 Bob? 52 00:03:35,928 --> 00:03:37,532 Yes mama. 53 00:03:37,562 --> 00:03:39,035 You idiot. 54 00:03:39,065 --> 00:03:40,555 You should have seen your face. 55 00:03:40,585 --> 00:03:41,873 Well take a good look dick head, 56 00:03:41,903 --> 00:03:44,373 because I'm about to claw your eyes out. 57 00:03:44,403 --> 00:03:46,445 I wasn't trying to scare you, okay? 58 00:03:46,475 --> 00:03:48,222 Ronnie, you got to check this basement out. 59 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:49,252 It's wild. 60 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:53,031 Okay, let's see the basement. 61 00:04:09,322 --> 00:04:10,579 I really hope this is just more 62 00:04:10,609 --> 00:04:12,641 of Elizabeth's party favors. 63 00:04:12,671 --> 00:04:14,419 Because if it isn't, 64 00:04:14,449 --> 00:04:17,610 she's got some serious problems to deal with. 65 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:18,640 Honey, 66 00:04:19,422 --> 00:04:20,401 remember when I told you 67 00:04:20,416 --> 00:04:22,279 I always wanted to do it in a graveyard? 68 00:04:22,309 --> 00:04:26,334 And remember when I called you a sick freak when you did. 69 00:04:26,364 --> 00:04:29,364 Well, we could do it here instead. 70 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,572 Bob. 71 00:04:31,602 --> 00:04:34,694 What if Elizabeth or somebody else finds us? 72 00:04:34,724 --> 00:04:35,621 Are you insane? 73 00:04:35,636 --> 00:04:37,159 No. 74 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,189 Just very, 75 00:04:39,025 --> 00:04:40,378 very horny. 76 00:04:40,408 --> 00:04:43,131 Okay, you big goofball. 77 00:04:43,161 --> 00:04:45,578 But you owe me if we do this. 78 00:04:48,095 --> 00:04:50,401 I'll take you to the new Meg Ryan movie. 79 00:04:50,431 --> 00:04:52,514 I know you like Meg Ryan. 80 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,876 Shit. 81 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:24,181 I knew somebody was going to find us. 82 00:05:24,211 --> 00:05:25,211 Elizabeth? 83 00:05:28,812 --> 00:05:29,812 Nice trick. 84 00:05:31,949 --> 00:05:32,949 Oh my God. 85 00:05:34,112 --> 00:05:35,112 Bob! 86 00:09:05,188 --> 00:09:07,021 I'm excited. 87 00:09:12,934 --> 00:09:16,684 I mean this is totally gonna be a cool party. 88 00:09:19,109 --> 00:09:21,429 Oh, remember when Elizabeth had that fake eye ball 89 00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:23,887 at the formal, and pretended her eye had fallen out? 90 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:25,875 God, she's awesome. 91 00:09:25,905 --> 00:09:27,578 Isn't that the same year she hid the dead rat 92 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,987 in Billy Hershberger's locker, 93 00:09:29,017 --> 00:09:31,442 and they had the police investigation over it? 94 00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:33,722 Oh now, that's messed up. 95 00:09:34,599 --> 00:09:36,415 Do you guys know where Bob and Margaret are? 96 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,298 Their car's here. 97 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,380 Maken out, I don't know. 98 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:41,543 What am I their baby sitter? 99 00:09:41,573 --> 00:09:43,552 I just though that it was weird that 100 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:45,085 you know their car's outside and we haven't seen 101 00:09:45,115 --> 00:09:47,095 them all night, that's all. 102 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:48,125 Brad. 103 00:09:50,971 --> 00:09:53,526 You Brainiac, you think too much. 104 00:09:53,556 --> 00:09:54,538 What? 105 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,973 You pick on him too much Scott, okay? 106 00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:59,322 Okay boys, make nice. 107 00:09:59,352 --> 00:10:03,179 Jack you can take off your Superman costume now. 108 00:10:03,209 --> 00:10:06,305 Anyways, Brad's a quantum mechanics major. 109 00:10:06,335 --> 00:10:08,873 He's going to be the next Stephen King. 110 00:10:08,903 --> 00:10:11,593 That's Stephen Hawking, Marie. 111 00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:14,536 One more of these and it'll be Bozo the Clown. 112 00:10:14,566 --> 00:10:17,777 Meanwhile, Jackie here is going to be a TV repair man. 113 00:10:17,807 --> 00:10:20,609 That's applied sciences, okay? 114 00:10:20,639 --> 00:10:22,783 And don't call me Jackie. 115 00:10:22,813 --> 00:10:26,956 I really and truly hate being called Jackie. 116 00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:28,873 You know what your problem is? 117 00:10:28,903 --> 00:10:30,586 Lack of sex. 118 00:10:30,616 --> 00:10:31,481 What? 119 00:10:31,496 --> 00:10:34,187 Honey, we have to get Jack a woman. 120 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,463 He might explode if don't. 121 00:10:36,493 --> 00:10:37,876 Why you guys picking on me? 122 00:10:37,906 --> 00:10:39,453 Pick on Brad or something. 123 00:10:39,483 --> 00:10:40,407 She's right, man. 124 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:43,680 Any fine wine Jack, doesn't improve with age. 125 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,577 You got to use it or loose it. 126 00:10:46,607 --> 00:10:47,607 Don't look at me. 127 00:10:47,637 --> 00:10:49,215 I gave up dating for my work. 128 00:10:49,245 --> 00:10:50,738 What does she know anyway? 129 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:54,497 I'll have you know I just aced my term paper. 130 00:10:54,527 --> 00:10:56,713 No shit, what's it on? 131 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,653 Handedness through the ages. 132 00:10:58,683 --> 00:11:00,615 Real mystical type stuff. 133 00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:02,266 Handedness? 134 00:11:02,281 --> 00:11:03,491 What's handedness? 135 00:11:03,521 --> 00:11:06,188 Well it's not a football term. 136 00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:09,747 It refers to the left hand and all the superstition 137 00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:11,526 that surrounds it. 138 00:11:11,556 --> 00:11:13,129 Many cultures believe that 139 00:11:13,159 --> 00:11:15,103 the left hand is a symbol of evil. 140 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,251 And that left handed people are servants of the devil. 141 00:11:18,281 --> 00:11:19,605 That kind of thing. 142 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,235 Sounds pretty messed up to me. 143 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:23,002 Hey I didn't make this up. 144 00:11:23,032 --> 00:11:25,703 I mean my dissertation focuses on the fact that the 145 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:27,253 myth of handedness started 146 00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:29,731 because left handed people are so rare. 147 00:11:29,761 --> 00:11:32,712 Ancient cultures glommed onto anything out of the norm 148 00:11:32,742 --> 00:11:35,032 and made it quote, unquote evil. 149 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,238 You know. 150 00:11:36,268 --> 00:11:37,550 So, 151 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:41,202 I'm a bad guy, just because I'm a south paw? 152 00:11:41,232 --> 00:11:42,784 Let's hope. 153 00:11:42,814 --> 00:11:46,242 Hey and speaking of kooky magic stuff. 154 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,259 Oh, our lovely hostess. 155 00:11:48,289 --> 00:11:49,107 Whoo. 156 00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:50,122 Encore. 157 00:11:50,788 --> 00:11:52,538 You go girl. 158 00:11:55,245 --> 00:11:58,521 Whoa is this a costume party or what? 159 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,360 No I just threw this old thing on. 160 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:03,573 But I'm sure you'll discover that it sort of 161 00:12:03,603 --> 00:12:06,361 fits the theme of my little party. 162 00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:07,391 Theme? 163 00:12:08,057 --> 00:12:10,217 Well first of all kids, 164 00:12:10,247 --> 00:12:12,878 I have to thank you for coming out tonight. 165 00:12:12,908 --> 00:12:15,508 As I explained to you all when I passed out the invites, 166 00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:18,602 tonight is a very special night of the year for me. 167 00:12:18,632 --> 00:12:22,301 And I really wanted to celebrate it with my friends. 168 00:12:22,331 --> 00:12:24,606 So with out further delay, 169 00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:25,636 let's rock. 170 00:12:29,118 --> 00:12:30,785 Whoa, shit. 171 00:12:31,766 --> 00:12:33,234 Look. 172 00:12:33,264 --> 00:12:35,971 It's like a Dio live evil poster. 173 00:12:36,001 --> 00:12:37,471 Far fucken out. 174 00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:39,235 Wow a pentagram. 175 00:12:39,265 --> 00:12:42,702 As in protects you from evil type pentagram, or what? 176 00:12:42,732 --> 00:12:44,513 Well that depends, Janet. 177 00:12:44,543 --> 00:12:46,633 Do you believe in evil spirits? 178 00:12:46,663 --> 00:12:49,697 Well I believe in all kinds of kooky shit. 179 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,310 Speaking of that. 180 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:54,178 So do you mind if I party? 181 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,871 By all means. 182 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:56,795 Alright. 183 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,077 Tony? 184 00:12:58,107 --> 00:13:03,037 No it's just, you know, for use of tobaco products. 185 00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:06,654 You don't part with tobacco, you lying little stooge. 186 00:13:06,684 --> 00:13:09,085 Doesn't look like I'm going to party at all tonight. 187 00:13:09,115 --> 00:13:10,715 Since mom's here. 188 00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,165 Fathers lock up your daughters, 189 00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:13,490 'cause ole Scott Meredith's 190 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:17,246 got an alcohol related death wish tonight. 191 00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:19,130 Honey I thought we weren't going to drink 192 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,023 any hard stuff tonight. 193 00:13:21,053 --> 00:13:23,497 I mean, Jack's got Janet. 194 00:13:23,527 --> 00:13:24,545 Tony and Brad. 195 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:27,355 So you're going to be the one who's able 196 00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:30,286 to drive you and me out of here tonight. 197 00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:31,316 Huh? 198 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,188 I can always take a cab. 199 00:13:34,218 --> 00:13:36,135 Remember that, slugger. 200 00:13:38,136 --> 00:13:39,387 Is there a problem? 201 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:40,575 No. 202 00:13:40,605 --> 00:13:41,605 No problem. 203 00:13:42,602 --> 00:13:46,335 Hey Elizabeth I don't mean to be picky, 204 00:13:46,365 --> 00:13:48,509 but your folks need to hire a maid or something. 205 00:13:48,539 --> 00:13:51,872 Okay you definitely have issues, babe. 206 00:13:52,807 --> 00:13:55,777 Confectioners sugar, with a little bit of backing soda 207 00:13:55,807 --> 00:13:57,304 added for good measure. 208 00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:59,119 I worked at this haunted house last Halloween, 209 00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:00,510 we used the same thing. 210 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,697 Tre elaborate, I'm impressed. 211 00:14:03,727 --> 00:14:06,820 So wow, you put all these cobwebs and stuff out here 212 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:08,142 just for the part? 213 00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:11,032 As I told you, it's the theme. 214 00:14:11,062 --> 00:14:12,425 And what's the theme? 215 00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:15,072 I'm psychotic and I wished it was Halloween again? 216 00:14:15,102 --> 00:14:16,501 Just knock it off Maria. 217 00:14:16,531 --> 00:14:19,112 Look I know some of you have your reservations about me. 218 00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:20,142 Well I... 219 00:14:21,182 --> 00:14:22,818 I totally understand, Maria. 220 00:14:22,848 --> 00:14:24,116 It's alright. 221 00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:32,152 Let's get the mood going. 222 00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:36,283 So, you're this physics major, huh? 223 00:14:36,313 --> 00:14:37,907 That's my curse, I guess. 224 00:14:37,937 --> 00:14:38,936 Well do you think maybe later on 225 00:14:38,951 --> 00:14:39,993 you can look at my guitar? 226 00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:42,075 I mean the amp is totally fried on it. 227 00:14:42,105 --> 00:14:45,192 I don't know that much about musical instruments. 228 00:14:45,222 --> 00:14:46,162 Well shit that's okay. 229 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:49,415 I mean you look like a fairly smart guy and all. 230 00:14:49,445 --> 00:14:50,263 Thanks. 231 00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:51,361 No problem. 232 00:14:52,982 --> 00:14:54,315 You party man? 233 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,590 No. 234 00:14:57,318 --> 00:15:00,171 You know that doesn't work anymore. 235 00:15:00,201 --> 00:15:02,077 What doesn't work? 236 00:15:02,107 --> 00:15:04,540 That whole just say no to drugs crap. 237 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,925 Look it's been tried, and I'm here to say, it doesn't work, 238 00:15:07,955 --> 00:15:08,955 so go ahead. 239 00:15:08,978 --> 00:15:10,776 Well I just don't get into it personally. 240 00:15:10,806 --> 00:15:12,511 But thanks for the offer. 241 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,652 Alright, that's cool you know. 242 00:15:13,682 --> 00:15:15,408 Once my friend Skeeter, he wanted me to have some 243 00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:17,027 gold pane out of a baggie. 244 00:15:17,057 --> 00:15:18,366 I was like, no way dude. 245 00:15:18,396 --> 00:15:20,682 Cause that stuffs totally bogus. 246 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,634 Good. 247 00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:23,020 At least you didn't do it. 248 00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,384 No, no, don't get me wrong man. 249 00:15:24,414 --> 00:15:26,017 Of course I still did it. 250 00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:26,865 But I was right. 251 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,651 That stuff was so bogus man. 252 00:15:29,681 --> 00:15:30,681 I'll bet. 253 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:32,997 Guys. 254 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,248 You had to tell him that stupid gold pane story. 255 00:15:37,418 --> 00:15:38,438 What's wrong with you? 256 00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,063 Late arrival. 257 00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:44,148 Please excuse me while I answer the door, 258 00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:45,178 won't you? 259 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,656 You mean more people are actually going 260 00:15:49,676 --> 00:15:50,921 to show up to this thing? 261 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,527 Oh, I hope it's the pizza guy. 262 00:15:52,557 --> 00:15:53,557 I am hungry. 263 00:15:59,507 --> 00:16:00,444 What? 264 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,053 You know what. 265 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,002 Your flirting with her, aren't you? 266 00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:05,770 I think you're just being paranoid again. 267 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,112 Look, you've flirted with other girls before, 268 00:16:08,142 --> 00:16:09,890 and I'm cool with it. 269 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,533 I mean, I know I'm the one your leaving with at the end 270 00:16:12,563 --> 00:16:14,310 of the night, and no harm done. 271 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,375 But this is different. 272 00:16:16,405 --> 00:16:17,930 Honey, I'm not flirting, okay? 273 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,284 Can you just chill out for a minute or two and have fun. 274 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:21,142 Have a drink. 275 00:16:21,157 --> 00:16:23,316 You always have fun when you drink. 276 00:16:23,346 --> 00:16:24,824 I think you like her. 277 00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,993 This is a big place. 278 00:16:29,023 --> 00:16:30,807 Why don't we go upstairs, 279 00:16:30,837 --> 00:16:33,479 and I'll show you how much I'd rather have you, 280 00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:34,759 than her, okay? 281 00:16:36,278 --> 00:16:37,314 Okay. 282 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,648 This place is really creepy, Scott. 283 00:16:47,678 --> 00:16:50,566 You know Brad got me thinking back there. 284 00:16:50,596 --> 00:16:52,021 I wonder where Bob and Margaret are. 285 00:16:53,606 --> 00:16:57,016 Maybe we'll bump into the in one of those spare bedrooms. 286 00:16:57,046 --> 00:16:58,179 Jesus, maybe I should mention 287 00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:00,525 something to Elizabeth about it. 288 00:17:00,555 --> 00:17:02,396 Can her name not edge it's way into 289 00:17:02,426 --> 00:17:04,901 everything that comes out of your mouth. 290 00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:05,931 Sorry. 291 00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:08,415 It's okay. 292 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,001 And, 293 00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:12,854 I'm really sorry about everything that went down tonight. 294 00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:15,439 I mean, I like Elizabeth a lot. 295 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,785 It's just that sometimes I get a vibe from her. 296 00:17:18,815 --> 00:17:20,815 Like she's watching you. 297 00:17:22,155 --> 00:17:24,322 So, I guess I get jealous. 298 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:29,037 Hey, I'll admit she's a little out of the norm. 299 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,449 But she seems really friendly, 300 00:17:30,479 --> 00:17:32,673 and she's been nothing but nice to all of us tonight. 301 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:35,407 So I think you ought to cut her a little slack. 302 00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:38,343 Listen Scott, I never got to tell you all the stuff 303 00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,132 about this old house. 304 00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:43,210 What the kids used to say about it. 305 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,574 Yeah? 306 00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:45,719 It's haunted. 307 00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:50,284 No wonder you're all freaked out about being here. 308 00:17:50,314 --> 00:17:51,960 I mean, think about it. 309 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:53,953 It's been building up in your mind for years, 310 00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:57,299 you just wound up convincing yourself of it. 311 00:17:57,329 --> 00:17:59,163 It's not funny Scott. 312 00:17:59,193 --> 00:18:00,884 Too many people talk about this place for there 313 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,604 not to be something to it. 314 00:18:03,634 --> 00:18:05,112 It's in your head, sweetheart. 315 00:18:05,142 --> 00:18:06,227 That's all. 316 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:07,500 Yeah? 317 00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:08,793 Yeah. 318 00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:11,483 You just need someone to distract you from it 319 00:18:11,513 --> 00:18:13,595 for a little while. 320 00:18:27,617 --> 00:18:29,475 Can you believe this stuff? 321 00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:33,218 I mean come on, it's not Halloween. 322 00:18:33,248 --> 00:18:36,731 What do you say we just find ourselves a room, huh? 323 00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:37,761 Alright. 324 00:18:55,531 --> 00:18:57,614 Wonder what this means? 325 00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:04,480 Spells out Necronomicon. 326 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,510 See? 327 00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:09,473 I'm kidding, I've no God damn idea what it says. 328 00:19:09,503 --> 00:19:11,253 Maybe it's in French. 329 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,965 Well this part says Le Fay, that much I can actually read. 330 00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:18,669 What do you think it is? 331 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,517 I don't know. 332 00:19:19,532 --> 00:19:22,192 Its too old to be a photo album I'm guessing. 333 00:19:22,222 --> 00:19:24,130 I'm serious. 334 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:24,999 I don't know, 335 00:19:25,014 --> 00:19:27,206 why don't you ask our hostess with the mostess 336 00:19:27,236 --> 00:19:29,018 when she moseys back in here. 337 00:19:29,048 --> 00:19:31,548 I'll just grab my ax. 338 00:19:31,578 --> 00:19:33,887 Everybody, I would like to introduce my friend 339 00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:36,261 Jennifer to our little gathering. 340 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,068 Jennifer this is everybody. 341 00:19:38,098 --> 00:19:39,492 Feel free to make yourself at home. 342 00:19:39,522 --> 00:19:42,738 We were just getting started actually when you showed up. 343 00:19:42,768 --> 00:19:44,530 Hey, Brad Peyton. 344 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,378 Hi. 345 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,810 Hey, you smoke? 346 00:19:48,452 --> 00:19:50,079 It's good stuff. 347 00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:51,444 Grew it in my closet. 348 00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:52,725 Wow. 349 00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:53,755 Jennifer? 350 00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:57,172 Jennifer Bainbridge? 351 00:19:57,202 --> 00:19:58,771 You and I had progressive psych together 352 00:19:58,801 --> 00:19:59,865 last year, remember? 353 00:19:59,895 --> 00:20:01,685 I had to pad out my humanities credit, 354 00:20:01,715 --> 00:20:02,533 don't ask why. 355 00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:03,451 There you were. 356 00:20:03,466 --> 00:20:04,597 Yes, Jack Smith. 357 00:20:04,627 --> 00:20:05,712 You sat in the back row. 358 00:20:05,742 --> 00:20:06,852 Wow. 359 00:20:06,882 --> 00:20:08,548 Yeah, that's right. 360 00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:09,732 I remember when you'd come in 361 00:20:09,762 --> 00:20:14,115 and you'd just gotten those glasses, and... 362 00:20:14,145 --> 00:20:17,332 You know what I'm going to shut up now before I make 363 00:20:17,362 --> 00:20:20,883 any bigger an idiot out of myself than already have. 364 00:20:20,913 --> 00:20:23,057 Don't worry, you're doing fine. 365 00:20:23,087 --> 00:20:24,139 Thanks. 366 00:20:26,428 --> 00:20:28,403 Where did Scott and Maria go? 367 00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:31,666 Probably a good idea if you don't ask. 368 00:20:45,937 --> 00:20:48,899 Okay everybody, I'd like to get this thing going. 369 00:20:48,929 --> 00:20:51,728 I think we should all sit around the pentagram. 370 00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:52,772 What for? 371 00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:55,796 I have a method to my madness, trust me. 372 00:20:55,826 --> 00:20:57,378 What about the other guests you invited? 373 00:20:57,408 --> 00:20:59,349 What if they show up? 374 00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:01,667 Then they show up. 375 00:21:01,697 --> 00:21:03,511 Anyway the sun has officially gone down, 376 00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:06,238 and I want to start my May Day celebration. 377 00:21:06,268 --> 00:21:07,940 Who would like to join me? 378 00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:08,788 I'll do it. 379 00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:09,970 What the hell. 380 00:21:15,168 --> 00:21:16,505 Dude. 381 00:21:16,535 --> 00:21:17,929 You got to sit next to the little woman, man. 382 00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:18,914 Don't you know anything. 383 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,177 Okay Tony, we're not in high school anymore. 384 00:21:21,207 --> 00:21:22,824 Can we put down the bong for a second 385 00:21:22,854 --> 00:21:23,857 and relate to that concept. 386 00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:26,812 Thanks a bunch. 387 00:21:26,842 --> 00:21:27,983 It's okay Jack. 388 00:21:28,013 --> 00:21:29,403 You can sit next to me if you want, 389 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:30,516 I don't mind. 390 00:21:31,743 --> 00:21:32,743 Hi. 391 00:21:33,469 --> 00:21:34,902 Hi your self. 392 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,338 Your not joining us? 393 00:21:53,368 --> 00:21:54,186 You know what, 394 00:21:54,201 --> 00:21:56,899 I think I'm just going stand over here and watch. 395 00:21:56,929 --> 00:21:59,335 Seances aren't my thing. 396 00:21:59,365 --> 00:22:00,981 Well it's not exactly a seance, 397 00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:04,257 but feel free to do whatever you wish. 398 00:22:04,287 --> 00:22:06,454 Okay, maybe I'll sit in. 399 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,588 Hey I got this great party game we can all play 400 00:22:09,618 --> 00:22:12,150 since we're all sitting in a circle. 401 00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:14,529 You dudes ever hear of suck and blow? 402 00:22:14,559 --> 00:22:16,747 I have something else in mind. 403 00:22:16,777 --> 00:22:19,995 If this has anything to do with eating a human heart, 404 00:22:20,025 --> 00:22:21,358 I'm out of here. 405 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,307 I want to tell you what this night truly means to me. 406 00:22:25,337 --> 00:22:27,905 But before I do, I want us all to join hands. 407 00:22:27,935 --> 00:22:29,887 I don't know if I'm into that love in concept. 408 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,556 Oh it's nothing like that. 409 00:22:31,586 --> 00:22:33,432 It's just important to be as close together 410 00:22:33,462 --> 00:22:35,732 as possible to form a circle. 411 00:22:35,762 --> 00:22:37,465 It's all part of May Day. 412 00:22:37,495 --> 00:22:38,977 What is May Day, anyway? 413 00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:41,226 I've never heard of it. 414 00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:44,209 Then I guess I don't get out much. 415 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,969 Some Wiccan thing. 416 00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:57,166 I don't know if we should sit on this stuff, 417 00:22:57,196 --> 00:23:00,113 or check it out down in the museum. 418 00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:04,265 I like it. 419 00:23:06,037 --> 00:23:09,161 I'm afraid it predates most religions. 420 00:23:09,191 --> 00:23:12,450 In early times some people believed that this day 421 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,366 was the one day of the year, when the moon's full, 422 00:23:15,396 --> 00:23:18,021 and the position of the stars came down to Earth 423 00:23:18,051 --> 00:23:20,935 in a sort of perfect focus point. 424 00:23:20,965 --> 00:23:23,899 A point that allowed terrible cataclysm and havoc to be 425 00:23:23,929 --> 00:23:26,369 unleashed upon mankind. 426 00:23:26,399 --> 00:23:28,816 They say Pompeii was buried under ash 427 00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:32,144 after a particularly powerful May Day. 428 00:23:32,174 --> 00:23:36,341 The black plague, the day the atomic bomb was conceived. 429 00:23:47,729 --> 00:23:50,236 And if you were a practitioner of the black arts, 430 00:23:50,266 --> 00:23:53,338 well it was a day of great tribute. 431 00:23:53,368 --> 00:23:56,011 A day to commune with the dark arts. 432 00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:57,254 Bitchen. 433 00:23:57,284 --> 00:23:59,855 Why would anybody want to celebrate that? 434 00:23:59,885 --> 00:24:00,703 For the same reason 435 00:24:00,718 --> 00:24:02,813 people celebrate Halloween. 436 00:24:02,843 --> 00:24:05,572 If people put on masks and carve out jack-o-lanterns, 437 00:24:05,602 --> 00:24:09,445 and ask for candy, it wards off the darker connotation 438 00:24:09,475 --> 00:24:13,453 that Halloween was once the day people locked their doors 439 00:24:13,483 --> 00:24:15,050 and hid from the evil spirits 440 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,830 and demons that roamed the Earth. 441 00:24:19,473 --> 00:24:20,473 Well, 442 00:24:21,205 --> 00:24:23,702 At least this place has it's own bath. 443 00:24:23,732 --> 00:24:26,329 Really, does it have running water, 444 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,383 or just a big ole chamber pot? 445 00:24:29,413 --> 00:24:31,663 Got it's own shower, too. 446 00:24:34,399 --> 00:24:36,616 Now that we are all part of a circle. 447 00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:39,091 A sacred circle I might add. 448 00:24:39,121 --> 00:24:40,455 Since we are all seated around 449 00:24:40,485 --> 00:24:42,670 an ancient and powerful symbol, 450 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,617 it is time for a story. 451 00:24:45,539 --> 00:24:47,311 Though it took place centuries ago, 452 00:24:47,341 --> 00:24:49,664 it is my story too. 453 00:24:49,694 --> 00:24:52,886 It's repercussions have reached down through the years. 454 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:54,735 Through the bloodline of the Le Fay family, 455 00:24:54,765 --> 00:24:57,337 and even now touch me. 456 00:24:59,362 --> 00:25:03,529 Tonight marks the 300th anniversary of my ancestors death. 457 00:25:04,977 --> 00:25:07,268 Her name was Lilith. 458 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:09,294 Named after the first woman. 459 00:25:09,324 --> 00:25:12,537 The true first woman who God cast out of the Garden of Eden 460 00:25:12,567 --> 00:25:15,900 as an abomination before he created Eve. 461 00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:18,006 Lilith Le Fay. 462 00:25:19,546 --> 00:25:22,018 She came across the Atlantic when she was a child, 463 00:25:22,048 --> 00:25:26,249 and lived in this house until the night she died. 464 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:29,676 When she was just a little older than I am now. 465 00:25:35,547 --> 00:25:37,214 So, what do we do? 466 00:25:39,902 --> 00:25:41,958 I think we can come up with something, 467 00:25:41,988 --> 00:25:44,563 if we put our minds to it. 468 00:25:44,593 --> 00:25:46,426 Could be a long night. 469 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,797 And how long is long? 470 00:25:51,601 --> 00:25:52,601 Very. 471 00:25:53,754 --> 00:25:55,518 Well if that's the case 472 00:25:55,548 --> 00:25:57,985 I think I might have an idea or two. 473 00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,015 Such as? 474 00:26:04,946 --> 00:26:07,084 She grew up in the company of her parents, 475 00:26:07,114 --> 00:26:10,850 who both believed themselves to be powerful sorcerers. 476 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,201 They instructed her in the ways of black magic. 477 00:26:13,231 --> 00:26:17,478 Or speaking to the dark worlds that lay beyond our own. 478 00:26:17,508 --> 00:26:19,530 And it is said that she became 479 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,851 a favorite daughter of the Dark Ones. 480 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,610 And was more powerful than her mother 481 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,100 and father could ever imagine. 482 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:30,498 The older Lilith became the more uncontrollable she became. 483 00:26:30,528 --> 00:26:31,858 Her behavior was wanton, 484 00:26:31,888 --> 00:26:35,108 even by the standards her own family lived by. 485 00:26:35,138 --> 00:26:38,209 Soon she was beyond obeying the rules of anyone. 486 00:26:38,239 --> 00:26:40,769 And engaged in all manner of what was considered 487 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,466 forbidden practices. 488 00:26:43,658 --> 00:26:44,658 Elicit sex, 489 00:26:45,595 --> 00:26:47,012 drinking alcohol, 490 00:26:47,848 --> 00:26:50,873 dancing in graveyards on moonlit nights. 491 00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:51,903 Blasphemy. 492 00:26:53,041 --> 00:26:55,262 And she dared to look in her fathers grimoire, 493 00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:57,963 which according to the family legend, 494 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:02,076 was one of the most powerful tomes on the planet. 495 00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:06,780 Her father tried to punish her for her indiscretions, 496 00:27:06,810 --> 00:27:08,977 but Lilith was too strong. 497 00:27:09,964 --> 00:27:11,930 And the only master she listened to now 498 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,164 were the voices of the Dark Ones. 499 00:27:14,194 --> 00:27:16,925 The ones who gave her power. 500 00:27:16,955 --> 00:27:18,558 And one night, 501 00:27:18,588 --> 00:27:20,174 so they say, 502 00:27:20,204 --> 00:27:24,661 Lilith's parents were suddenly and inexplicably dead. 503 00:27:24,691 --> 00:27:26,386 They say Lilith may have killed them, 504 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,524 but so many things had been attributed to her 505 00:27:28,554 --> 00:27:30,088 that the death of her family members 506 00:27:30,118 --> 00:27:33,162 simply passed on into myth. 507 00:27:33,192 --> 00:27:36,533 She abducted a child from Dunwich in the dead of night, 508 00:27:36,563 --> 00:27:37,896 on May Day 1698. 509 00:27:40,153 --> 00:27:44,091 The Dark Ones told her that a sacrifice must be made. 510 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:46,924 The heart of a true innocent. 511 00:27:46,954 --> 00:27:48,698 And she took the child here, 512 00:27:48,728 --> 00:27:50,414 to this house, 513 00:27:50,444 --> 00:27:52,661 with the intention of cutting out his heart, 514 00:27:52,691 --> 00:27:55,171 in an elaborate ceremony. 515 00:27:55,201 --> 00:27:58,405 Aw man, is the kid going to be alright? 516 00:27:58,435 --> 00:28:00,500 The child was never harmed. 517 00:28:00,530 --> 00:28:01,645 For you see, 518 00:28:01,675 --> 00:28:04,574 the town elders sent forth a tribunal of witch hunters 519 00:28:04,604 --> 00:28:07,256 moments after Lilith kidnapped him. 520 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:11,352 They arrived shortly before the sacrifice was to take place. 521 00:28:11,382 --> 00:28:14,707 The power that was promised to Lilith never came. 522 00:28:14,737 --> 00:28:17,785 For you see, there was only one form of punishment 523 00:28:17,815 --> 00:28:20,370 regarding the crime of witchcraft. 524 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,733 She was burned at the stake. 525 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:10,850 Where am I? 526 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,645 Silence witch. 527 00:29:12,675 --> 00:29:15,175 Scott, what's going on here? 528 00:29:15,205 --> 00:29:18,812 Thou has been accused of the crime of witchcraft. 529 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:20,205 I'm me, I'm Brad Peyton. 530 00:29:20,235 --> 00:29:21,727 You guys know me. 531 00:29:21,757 --> 00:29:23,177 Stop this. 532 00:29:23,207 --> 00:29:26,337 For the crimes of witchcraft, murder, 533 00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:30,180 and thy unholy alliance with the one I call Legion. 534 00:29:30,210 --> 00:29:32,724 We, the goodly servants of the Lord, 535 00:29:32,754 --> 00:29:35,262 the elders of the township of Dunwich, 536 00:29:35,292 --> 00:29:39,978 sentence thee, Lilith Le Fay, to be burned at the stake, 537 00:29:40,008 --> 00:29:42,925 and condemned to eternal damnation. 538 00:29:46,676 --> 00:29:47,676 Eternity. 539 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:50,548 It's a real bitch. 540 00:29:57,458 --> 00:29:59,193 Somebody wake me up. 541 00:29:59,223 --> 00:30:00,540 Don't let them burn me. 542 00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:01,653 Whoa, dude. 543 00:30:02,981 --> 00:30:04,283 I saw. 544 00:30:04,313 --> 00:30:06,105 Jesus, what happened Brad? 545 00:30:06,135 --> 00:30:07,207 It was so real. 546 00:30:07,237 --> 00:30:08,237 I was there. 547 00:30:09,149 --> 00:30:10,176 When they were burning Lilith. 548 00:30:10,206 --> 00:30:11,206 It was me. 549 00:30:11,221 --> 00:30:12,119 It was, 550 00:30:12,134 --> 00:30:14,099 I felt the fire burning me. 551 00:30:14,129 --> 00:30:16,125 You must have fallen asleep during the story. 552 00:30:16,155 --> 00:30:17,155 That's all. 553 00:30:18,278 --> 00:30:20,312 You never left the room. 554 00:30:20,342 --> 00:30:21,972 It was probably just a bad dream. 555 00:30:22,002 --> 00:30:23,884 I've never had a dream like this before. 556 00:30:23,914 --> 00:30:24,853 That' all it was. 557 00:30:24,868 --> 00:30:25,868 I swear. 558 00:30:29,607 --> 00:30:30,607 Well, 559 00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:33,037 I certainly won't stop anybody 560 00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:36,084 if anyone would like to leave. 561 00:30:36,114 --> 00:30:38,032 It's not your fault. 562 00:30:38,062 --> 00:30:41,633 I guess I just got spooked out by the whole thing. 563 00:30:41,663 --> 00:30:43,580 Maybe I should go home. 564 00:30:45,131 --> 00:30:47,101 The phone is upstairs, 565 00:30:47,131 --> 00:30:49,440 so I'll just go and call you a cab. 566 00:30:49,470 --> 00:30:52,843 That way everybody else can stick around and party. 567 00:30:52,873 --> 00:30:55,271 Might be a few minutes though. 568 00:30:55,301 --> 00:30:56,301 Could you? 569 00:30:57,546 --> 00:30:59,947 I'm sorry about the way that I acted. 570 00:30:59,977 --> 00:31:01,970 Must have had a bad trip, man. 571 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,275 I have them all the time. 572 00:31:08,510 --> 00:31:11,262 I'm really glad we came up here Scott. 573 00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:14,331 I think we really needed it. 574 00:31:17,578 --> 00:31:20,524 At least one of us got comfortable. 575 00:31:29,489 --> 00:31:32,269 It's a strange way to finally meet someone, huh? 576 00:31:32,299 --> 00:31:34,101 Yeah I feel like I'm 14 again, 577 00:31:34,131 --> 00:31:37,328 and we're all at summer camp telling ghost stories. 578 00:31:37,358 --> 00:31:38,903 Dude. 579 00:31:38,933 --> 00:31:40,971 I got booted out of summer camp. 580 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:43,060 Cause see they gave us these pain pills if you like 581 00:31:43,090 --> 00:31:44,498 busted a leg or something. 582 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:47,514 Only I kept busting my leg to get more pills and stuff. 583 00:31:47,544 --> 00:31:49,664 Finally the camp counselor said, you gotta go son. 584 00:31:49,694 --> 00:31:51,715 You got a drug problem. 585 00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:54,583 So my folks threw me in drug rehab. 586 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:55,943 That's my story. 587 00:31:55,973 --> 00:31:56,973 The end. 588 00:31:57,742 --> 00:31:58,610 Hey don't look over here. 589 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:01,048 I boosted a Mercedes when I was 14 years old. 590 00:32:01,078 --> 00:32:03,128 Spent that whole summer in juvie hall. 591 00:32:03,158 --> 00:32:04,466 Sucked. 592 00:32:04,496 --> 00:32:05,496 Yeah. 593 00:32:07,351 --> 00:32:08,868 Me and my big mouth. 594 00:32:10,142 --> 00:32:13,355 Hey, I really want to explore this place a little bit. 595 00:32:13,385 --> 00:32:15,184 Would you like to join me? 596 00:32:15,214 --> 00:32:16,731 Would I? 597 00:32:16,761 --> 00:32:17,761 I mean, 598 00:32:18,584 --> 00:32:20,153 yeah sure. 599 00:32:20,183 --> 00:32:21,683 Whatever you want. 600 00:32:22,545 --> 00:32:24,212 Please, follow me. 601 00:32:29,603 --> 00:32:30,969 Tell you what, slugger. 602 00:32:30,999 --> 00:32:32,148 While you sleep it off, 603 00:32:32,178 --> 00:32:35,261 I'm going to hop in the shower, deal? 604 00:32:37,307 --> 00:32:38,307 Deal. 605 00:33:01,877 --> 00:33:02,877 Guys? 606 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:06,859 Elizabeth? 607 00:33:09,183 --> 00:33:10,183 Scotty? 608 00:33:12,768 --> 00:33:13,768 Anyone? 609 00:33:15,270 --> 00:33:18,301 I'm digging the torture dungeon vibe in here. 610 00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:22,592 You know they say the original Le Fay family had 611 00:33:22,622 --> 00:33:24,398 this mansion shipped, 612 00:33:24,428 --> 00:33:27,846 brick by brick, slap by stone slab, 613 00:33:27,876 --> 00:33:30,715 to Massachusetts from their estate in France 614 00:33:30,745 --> 00:33:32,801 back in the early 1600s. 615 00:33:32,831 --> 00:33:34,036 No shit? 616 00:33:34,066 --> 00:33:36,434 Why would they want to do something like that? 617 00:33:36,464 --> 00:33:38,537 Well I suspect Elizabeth's ancestors 618 00:33:38,567 --> 00:33:41,743 came to the new world for the same reason the pilgrims did. 619 00:33:41,773 --> 00:33:43,941 To escape religious persecution. 620 00:33:43,971 --> 00:33:46,652 So, they were puritans? 621 00:33:46,682 --> 00:33:48,407 Not exactly. 622 00:33:48,437 --> 00:33:50,381 More like Satanists. 623 00:33:50,411 --> 00:33:51,411 Great. 624 00:33:55,183 --> 00:33:56,183 Elizabeth? 625 00:33:57,359 --> 00:33:58,359 Is that you? 626 00:34:04,931 --> 00:34:05,931 Elizabeth? 627 00:34:06,927 --> 00:34:08,798 What other stuff did she tel you? 628 00:34:08,828 --> 00:34:11,176 Well okay, like the Le Fay family has always had 629 00:34:11,206 --> 00:34:14,581 this stigma of witchcraft and evil attached to it. 630 00:34:14,611 --> 00:34:16,741 Everybody around here knows that. 631 00:34:16,771 --> 00:34:19,665 But nobody think Elizabeth is a witch or anything. 632 00:34:19,695 --> 00:34:21,199 At least I don't. 633 00:34:21,229 --> 00:34:22,612 Remember Morgan Le Fay? 634 00:34:22,642 --> 00:34:24,432 King Arthur's legend? 635 00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:26,767 That's what I'm talking about. 636 00:34:26,797 --> 00:34:28,467 You guys down there? 637 00:34:49,901 --> 00:34:51,331 You mind, 638 00:34:51,361 --> 00:34:53,513 telling me what you're thinking about? 639 00:34:53,543 --> 00:34:56,475 No, I'm just looking around. 640 00:34:56,505 --> 00:34:58,005 It's a nice place. 641 00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:01,833 what's you take on the whole witchcraft thing? 642 00:35:01,863 --> 00:35:03,829 You're asking the wrong guy. 643 00:35:03,859 --> 00:35:06,679 I'm about as sickeningly normal as it gets. 644 00:35:06,709 --> 00:35:09,046 The only thing I know about witches is that they wear 645 00:35:09,076 --> 00:35:13,291 those weird pointy hats, and ride around on broomsticks. 646 00:35:13,321 --> 00:35:16,105 Yeah, but I bet you have a dark side. 647 00:35:16,135 --> 00:35:17,538 We all do. 648 00:35:17,568 --> 00:35:19,115 Well, 649 00:35:19,145 --> 00:35:21,324 I'm a applied sciences teacher. 650 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:22,438 How's that? 651 00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:24,836 How does that fit into the witchcraft equation? 652 00:35:24,866 --> 00:35:27,040 Probably not very well. 653 00:35:27,070 --> 00:35:29,268 However, I can tel you that the Le Fay's 654 00:35:29,298 --> 00:35:31,894 have a messed up wiring. 655 00:35:31,924 --> 00:35:33,092 The wiring? 656 00:35:33,122 --> 00:35:35,046 You see up here. 657 00:35:35,076 --> 00:35:37,215 You can find that kind of house wiring in old English 658 00:35:37,245 --> 00:35:38,884 castles and stuff. 659 00:35:38,914 --> 00:35:40,264 They can't drill through the rock walls 660 00:35:40,294 --> 00:35:42,434 because of the maintenance problems it causes, 661 00:35:42,464 --> 00:35:45,619 so they just string it along, exposed to the walls 662 00:35:45,649 --> 00:35:47,746 and cracks and stuff like in here. 663 00:35:47,776 --> 00:35:49,010 But you get a whole different set of problems 664 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,107 doing it this way. 665 00:35:50,137 --> 00:35:51,375 Rock walls tend to get damp, 666 00:35:51,405 --> 00:35:54,374 short out the exposed transformers all the time. 667 00:35:54,404 --> 00:35:56,051 I did an analysis on it back in... 668 00:35:56,081 --> 00:35:58,137 That's pretty fascinating stuff, Jack. 669 00:35:58,167 --> 00:35:59,167 Really. 670 00:36:02,205 --> 00:36:05,153 You had to talk about the wiring, didn't you? 671 00:36:09,863 --> 00:36:12,962 I call upon the forces higher than I to release 672 00:36:12,992 --> 00:36:15,145 the energy that is held inside. 673 00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:19,223 I call upon thee, I call upon thee, I invoke thee, 674 00:36:19,253 --> 00:36:21,071 my angels and demons. 675 00:36:21,101 --> 00:36:22,610 My gods and devils. 676 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,181 My divine goddess and dark lord. 677 00:36:25,211 --> 00:36:27,798 I call upon the ancestors that watch over me, 678 00:36:27,828 --> 00:36:32,654 protect me, enfold me, guide, and shape my destiny. 679 00:37:04,547 --> 00:37:06,092 Hey. 680 00:37:06,122 --> 00:37:07,483 I was hoping I would find me a copy of 681 00:37:07,513 --> 00:37:09,513 As you like it, in here. 682 00:37:10,492 --> 00:37:11,993 Oh yeah. 683 00:37:12,023 --> 00:37:14,079 Well what girl could live without her very own 684 00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:17,401 copy of the Complete Predictions of Nostradamus? 685 00:37:27,918 --> 00:37:28,918 Holy cow. 686 00:37:29,896 --> 00:37:34,038 This looks like that book Elizabeth had back in the den. 687 00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:36,465 There's got to be dozens of them in here. 688 00:37:36,495 --> 00:37:39,741 You know, it's not so strange. 689 00:37:39,771 --> 00:37:41,288 I think I've heard of something like this before 690 00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:43,165 where families keep multiple copies 691 00:37:43,195 --> 00:37:45,159 of the family bible around. 692 00:37:45,189 --> 00:37:46,953 You know like one around for each member of the family, 693 00:37:46,983 --> 00:37:49,150 it's sort of like a diary. 694 00:37:52,005 --> 00:37:53,811 What are you doing? 695 00:37:53,841 --> 00:37:55,137 Well right before you showed up, 696 00:37:55,167 --> 00:37:57,717 I was kind of looking through the one in the den. 697 00:37:57,747 --> 00:37:59,747 Kind of got my interest. 698 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,621 I think it would be kind of neat to find out where someone 699 00:38:02,651 --> 00:38:04,836 like Elizabeth came from. 700 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:08,159 I invoke the spirits of my dread clan. 701 00:38:08,189 --> 00:38:10,343 By Cerberus and Ball. 702 00:38:10,373 --> 00:38:12,771 I give thee this sacrifice, 703 00:38:12,801 --> 00:38:14,429 the blood of two innocents. 704 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:17,920 For I am only your servant upon this earth, 705 00:38:17,950 --> 00:38:20,990 and ask of you for your love, 706 00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:24,293 and the blessing of your power. 707 00:38:26,911 --> 00:38:28,411 Give me the power. 708 00:38:43,977 --> 00:38:46,727 Hello my dear, long, lost Lilith. 709 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:52,328 It's nice to see the family has kept up with tradition. 710 00:38:54,029 --> 00:38:56,816 Brad, how nice of you to join us. 711 00:38:56,846 --> 00:38:58,263 Elizabeth, I... 712 00:39:00,324 --> 00:39:03,491 You're interrupting a family moment. 713 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:07,010 Who are you? 714 00:39:12,070 --> 00:39:14,863 I'm your destiny, Bard Peyton. 715 00:39:14,893 --> 00:39:18,107 I told your ancestors I would return. 716 00:39:18,137 --> 00:39:19,137 And I have. 717 00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:22,607 And I've waited oh so very long, 718 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,702 for your kiss. 719 00:39:40,023 --> 00:39:42,773 Ah, the sweet taste of revenge. 720 00:39:49,710 --> 00:39:52,627 Now, go forth and claim your prize. 721 00:39:56,077 --> 00:39:57,744 My beloved ancestor. 722 00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:08,255 Oh this is weird. 723 00:40:08,285 --> 00:40:09,318 What? 724 00:40:09,348 --> 00:40:11,090 It's a list of names. 725 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:15,287 Goodman Darrow, Goodman Meeredith, Goodman Salisbury, 726 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:17,375 Goodman Smith. 727 00:40:18,679 --> 00:40:19,679 So? 728 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,608 So, all these guys have the same last names as us. 729 00:40:24,638 --> 00:40:26,140 Well most of us, 730 00:40:26,170 --> 00:40:28,910 I mean I don't see your last name listed on here anywhere. 731 00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:31,316 Maybe it's a condescension. 732 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:32,873 What does Goodman mean anyway? 733 00:40:32,903 --> 00:40:33,935 Goodman? 734 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,850 Well Goodman was sort of like mister. 735 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,612 Back in the early 15, 1600s. 736 00:40:38,642 --> 00:40:40,335 Totally an anglo endearment. 737 00:40:40,365 --> 00:40:43,115 It's basically a term of respect. 738 00:40:44,863 --> 00:40:47,446 I told you I'm a history major. 739 00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:24,787 What about those names? 740 00:41:24,817 --> 00:41:26,606 Well are you originally from Dunwich? 741 00:41:26,636 --> 00:41:29,245 Or did you move here from someplace else? 742 00:41:29,275 --> 00:41:31,534 Well I was born in Boston, 743 00:41:31,564 --> 00:41:34,313 but both my folks were originally from here, 744 00:41:34,343 --> 00:41:37,614 and then they moved back when I was about five. 745 00:41:37,644 --> 00:41:39,451 They liked the area. 746 00:41:39,481 --> 00:41:42,118 Then you know what, I bet if you asked Scott, Janet, Marie 747 00:41:42,148 --> 00:41:45,294 or anybody else they'll tell you the same thing. 748 00:41:45,324 --> 00:41:49,490 You guys are direct descendants of these witch hunters. 749 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,650 So, essentially what we're dealing with here 750 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:57,506 is some really nice girl, maybe a little on the spacey side, 751 00:41:57,536 --> 00:42:01,255 somebody we all like, who just out of the clear blue sky, 752 00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:05,001 decides to have a party 300 years after her ancestor dies, 753 00:42:05,031 --> 00:42:07,536 and just happens to invite all the descendants of the guys 754 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:08,816 who killed her? 755 00:42:09,847 --> 00:42:11,514 Essentially, yeah. 756 00:42:19,856 --> 00:42:20,929 Do you think she knew all this 757 00:42:20,959 --> 00:42:22,079 when she invited you guys here? 758 00:42:22,109 --> 00:42:24,018 Of course she knew. 759 00:42:24,048 --> 00:42:26,258 I mean I don't know how you guys wound up with an invite, 760 00:42:26,288 --> 00:42:28,450 but when she invited me, Scott, and Maria, 761 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,866 she was very specific about who we were. 762 00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:33,454 Made sure to mention our last names and everything. 763 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:35,321 Even though we've pretty much known her forever. 764 00:42:35,351 --> 00:42:37,771 You know, this could still just be a coincidence. 765 00:42:37,801 --> 00:42:39,758 Or maybe it's part of her jokes. 766 00:42:39,788 --> 00:42:42,361 She's certainly got a twisted enough sense of humor. 767 00:42:42,391 --> 00:42:44,715 Yeah well Goodman Banbridge wasn't mentioned in that 768 00:42:44,745 --> 00:42:46,546 edict thingy we were reading earlier, 769 00:42:46,576 --> 00:42:48,212 so you're not part of this. 770 00:42:48,242 --> 00:42:49,581 Why were you invited? 771 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:51,447 Like I said, coincidence. 772 00:42:51,477 --> 00:42:54,262 See this is just too perfect to be some coincidence 773 00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:55,536 or accident. 774 00:42:55,566 --> 00:42:56,566 Maybe you got an invite 775 00:42:56,586 --> 00:42:58,710 just to throw the rest of us off the trail. 776 00:42:58,740 --> 00:43:00,561 You know what, she could be up to anything. 777 00:43:00,591 --> 00:43:01,613 And I mean anything from, 778 00:43:01,643 --> 00:43:03,108 surprise the lights are all off, 779 00:43:03,138 --> 00:43:04,463 we could just stumble around in the dark 780 00:43:04,493 --> 00:43:06,663 in a big ole spooky house, pissing our pants, 781 00:43:06,693 --> 00:43:11,020 right up to spiking the booze and pushing us off the roof. 782 00:43:11,050 --> 00:43:13,234 Where is Elizabeth anyway? 783 00:43:13,264 --> 00:43:14,856 Maybe we should just go find her. 784 00:43:14,886 --> 00:43:16,258 Are you sure you want to do that? 785 00:43:16,288 --> 00:43:18,999 What about everybody else? 786 00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:22,842 I just wanted to study for my applied sciences final. 787 00:43:47,890 --> 00:43:51,114 It's your destiny, Marie Darrow. 788 00:43:51,144 --> 00:43:52,894 You pay for the past. 789 00:43:57,947 --> 00:43:59,190 What was that? 790 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,390 I don't know, it sure didn't sound good, 791 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:02,356 whatever it was. 792 00:44:02,386 --> 00:44:03,390 You got to be kidding me. 793 00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:04,238 That's like the screamer 794 00:44:04,253 --> 00:44:06,657 from haunted house sounds volume one. 795 00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:08,180 Lame. 796 00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:10,295 Dude, dude are you sure? 797 00:44:10,325 --> 00:44:12,521 That sounded like the real deal to me. 798 00:44:12,551 --> 00:44:14,576 Well the only way it could have been real, Tony 799 00:44:14,606 --> 00:44:17,629 if it's the freaking cheerleader getting porked upstairs. 800 00:44:17,659 --> 00:44:20,537 And that one kind of sounded like she was faking it, huh? 801 00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:23,473 Well ain't Maria's usual line like tackle men cowboy 802 00:44:23,503 --> 00:44:24,768 when her and Scott are going at it? 803 00:44:24,798 --> 00:44:26,102 And that was not it. 804 00:44:26,132 --> 00:44:28,616 I ain't exactly keeping score here. 805 00:44:28,646 --> 00:44:29,959 Alright well let's say it's not like 806 00:44:29,989 --> 00:44:31,877 two people having sex, then what? 807 00:44:31,907 --> 00:44:34,670 Well gee, let's just say that a big plastic pirate 808 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:38,079 skeleton out in the hall way isn't from Wal-Mart either. 809 00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:39,642 Come on Tony, it's all a big set up. 810 00:44:39,672 --> 00:44:40,841 Don't you see? 811 00:44:40,871 --> 00:44:44,005 I know Elizabeth and this is one of her not so funny jokes. 812 00:44:44,035 --> 00:44:45,600 You know what's going to happen next? 813 00:44:45,630 --> 00:44:47,807 Somebody is going to pop out with a Bbogeyman mask 814 00:44:47,837 --> 00:44:49,271 and yell trick-or-treat. 815 00:44:49,301 --> 00:44:51,468 Did you want to go home? 816 00:44:52,545 --> 00:44:54,781 Well I'd rather stay with you. 817 00:44:54,811 --> 00:44:56,061 If that's okay? 818 00:44:57,664 --> 00:44:59,686 That's more than okay. 819 00:45:01,984 --> 00:45:04,390 You know back in progressive psych class 820 00:45:04,420 --> 00:45:08,055 I'd catch you looking at me sometimes. 821 00:45:08,085 --> 00:45:09,030 Really? 822 00:45:09,045 --> 00:45:11,026 I mean I never knew why you were doing it. 823 00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:13,765 I never actually though you liked me or anything like that. 824 00:45:13,795 --> 00:45:14,795 Why not? 825 00:45:16,209 --> 00:45:19,343 I just don't think of myself like that. 826 00:45:19,373 --> 00:45:23,328 Not like most girls, I don't think I'm very attractive. 827 00:45:23,358 --> 00:45:24,358 Hey, 828 00:45:25,049 --> 00:45:26,451 look, 829 00:45:26,481 --> 00:45:29,198 I'm just some guy, okay? 830 00:45:29,228 --> 00:45:31,017 I'd be willing to bet there's a ton of guys out there 831 00:45:31,047 --> 00:45:33,557 who'd find you attractive. 832 00:45:33,587 --> 00:45:35,504 Well where you going? 833 00:45:37,007 --> 00:45:38,355 Well it's been real, 834 00:45:38,385 --> 00:45:39,385 it's been fun, 835 00:45:39,409 --> 00:45:41,898 but it ain't been real fun, you know what I mean? 836 00:45:41,928 --> 00:45:44,810 I think it's time to let the air out of this shindig. 837 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,801 Well what about Jack? 838 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:47,785 Jack is probably going to make it 839 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,623 with little miss wallflower tonight. 840 00:45:49,653 --> 00:45:51,486 No, Jack was our ride out here tonight. 841 00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:53,211 We don't find him, we don't get home. 842 00:45:53,241 --> 00:45:54,875 Shit. 843 00:45:54,905 --> 00:45:57,145 Well where do you think he is? 844 00:45:57,175 --> 00:45:57,993 I don't know. 845 00:45:58,008 --> 00:45:58,954 If he's smart he probably got the room 846 00:45:58,969 --> 00:46:00,751 next to Scott and Maria. 847 00:46:00,781 --> 00:46:01,749 Dude, I'm serious. 848 00:46:01,764 --> 00:46:04,062 I don't know my way around creepy castle, do you? 849 00:46:04,092 --> 00:46:05,098 No. 850 00:46:05,128 --> 00:46:06,164 But we're just going to have to walk around 851 00:46:06,194 --> 00:46:09,932 until we bump into Scott and Maria, Jack, somebody. 852 00:46:09,962 --> 00:46:12,044 Well about the names in that book then? 853 00:46:12,074 --> 00:46:14,137 Oh, Lizzy gets a wild hair up her ass, 854 00:46:14,167 --> 00:46:15,766 invites the descendants of the guys 855 00:46:15,796 --> 00:46:17,805 that burnt up that ancestor of hers? 856 00:46:17,835 --> 00:46:19,204 Yeah, right. 857 00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:20,072 I mean this whole thing sounds 858 00:46:20,087 --> 00:46:21,567 like a big load of crap to me. 859 00:46:21,597 --> 00:46:23,544 I mean look how long it took for her to put up 860 00:46:23,574 --> 00:46:25,275 creepy castle here. 861 00:46:25,305 --> 00:46:26,898 Think about it, Tony. 862 00:46:26,928 --> 00:46:28,620 She's got us all out here while her folks 863 00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:30,534 are off in Switzerland or whatever, 864 00:46:30,564 --> 00:46:33,204 and she's got this big plan to freak everybody out. 865 00:46:33,234 --> 00:46:35,586 Man, she's a real bitch. 866 00:46:35,616 --> 00:46:37,660 No, you're just a brain dead drug addict 867 00:46:37,690 --> 00:46:39,990 who would fall for something like this. 868 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:41,020 Witches? 869 00:46:41,686 --> 00:46:43,157 Jesus. 870 00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:46,721 I ain't a drug addict. 871 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:52,543 You should look at yourself sometime. 872 00:46:53,524 --> 00:46:55,772 I can't see without my glasses. 873 00:46:55,802 --> 00:46:58,527 You have incredible eyes, Jennifer. 874 00:46:58,557 --> 00:46:59,557 Really? 875 00:47:01,033 --> 00:47:03,366 Goes with the rest of you. 876 00:47:04,612 --> 00:47:06,184 What? 877 00:47:08,157 --> 00:47:09,136 I'm sorry, Jack. 878 00:47:09,151 --> 00:47:10,151 I'm sorry. 879 00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:13,673 That was a pretty cheesy line, you have to admit it. 880 00:47:13,703 --> 00:47:15,725 You thought it was cheesy? 881 00:47:15,755 --> 00:47:17,422 Just a little bit. 882 00:47:18,742 --> 00:47:21,575 Well, what's a good line to use? 883 00:47:22,743 --> 00:47:25,493 How about, I like you Jennifer. 884 00:47:26,874 --> 00:47:29,225 And I would like to get to know you better. 885 00:47:31,367 --> 00:47:33,700 And that one's not cheesy? 886 00:47:34,654 --> 00:47:36,987 Shut up and kiss me, Jack. 887 00:47:38,217 --> 00:47:39,717 That one's good. 888 00:47:45,021 --> 00:47:46,699 What happened to the lights? 889 00:47:46,729 --> 00:47:47,714 Looked like a power surge 890 00:47:47,729 --> 00:47:49,700 with the bulbs popping like that. 891 00:47:49,730 --> 00:47:51,695 An old house like this has really shitty wiring. 892 00:47:51,725 --> 00:47:53,334 Probably an old kicker box from the 50s 893 00:47:53,364 --> 00:47:55,185 instead of a transformer. 894 00:47:55,215 --> 00:47:56,238 Instead of blowing a fuse, 895 00:47:56,268 --> 00:47:58,107 the breaker probably kicked off. 896 00:47:58,137 --> 00:47:59,169 Great. 897 00:47:59,199 --> 00:48:00,535 You know we should really find everybody 898 00:48:00,565 --> 00:48:01,624 and get out of here. 899 00:48:01,654 --> 00:48:04,459 I think this party died an unatural death about an hour ago. 900 00:48:04,489 --> 00:48:05,739 Do you think everybody is okay? 901 00:48:05,769 --> 00:48:08,065 Well yeah, you know unless Tony finally went section eight 902 00:48:08,095 --> 00:48:09,614 and offed everybody with an Uzi. 903 00:48:09,644 --> 00:48:10,849 I don't see why not. 904 00:48:10,879 --> 00:48:12,438 What about that scream we just heard? 905 00:48:12,468 --> 00:48:14,138 I was just hoping that we me mistaking someones 906 00:48:14,168 --> 00:48:18,335 bad singing for a blood curdling shriek or something. 907 00:48:19,978 --> 00:48:21,228 Right, come on. 908 00:48:25,064 --> 00:48:27,458 What the hell happened to the power in this joint? 909 00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:28,748 Dude I don't know. 910 00:48:28,778 --> 00:48:30,586 But this is the part of the movie where that hilljack 911 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,748 starts whacking up kids with an ax. 912 00:48:32,778 --> 00:48:34,697 Hands off, Tony. 913 00:48:34,727 --> 00:48:36,230 I'm afraid of the dark. 914 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:39,488 It's not dark, look there's candles and stuff, see. 915 00:48:39,518 --> 00:48:41,402 Oh yeah, that's a whole lot better. 916 00:48:41,432 --> 00:48:43,346 What I want to know is where's our football player 917 00:48:43,376 --> 00:48:44,929 pal and his girl toy? 918 00:48:44,959 --> 00:48:46,084 I'm for calling it a night, 919 00:48:46,114 --> 00:48:49,041 and I ain't too keen on leaving anybody behind when I split. 920 00:48:49,071 --> 00:48:51,427 This is so called party, is bad news. 921 00:48:51,457 --> 00:48:53,492 Dude if Elizabeth called a taxi then we should stay 922 00:48:53,522 --> 00:48:56,288 right here before it comes so everyone can hitch a ride 923 00:48:56,318 --> 00:48:57,600 out of here together, alright? 924 00:48:57,630 --> 00:48:59,218 Oh, here's a question. 925 00:48:59,248 --> 00:49:01,107 So where did Stevie Nicks tra-la-la off 926 00:49:01,137 --> 00:49:02,899 after she left us in that room? 927 00:49:02,929 --> 00:49:06,512 How long does it take to call a cab anyway? 928 00:49:08,005 --> 00:49:11,172 It's a rhetorical question, goof ball. 929 00:49:12,230 --> 00:49:14,242 I don't know what that means. 930 00:49:14,272 --> 00:49:18,439 It means just shut the hell up and follow me, alright? 931 00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:23,027 Scott? 932 00:49:23,764 --> 00:49:24,764 Maria? 933 00:49:25,438 --> 00:49:26,846 Jackie, Brad? 934 00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:29,543 Any fucking body it's me, Janet. 935 00:49:31,623 --> 00:49:33,956 Alright fine, I'm coming in. 936 00:49:37,913 --> 00:49:39,382 Oops. 937 00:49:39,412 --> 00:49:40,995 Dude, what is it? 938 00:49:45,739 --> 00:49:47,575 Hey Scottie, Maria, 939 00:49:47,605 --> 00:49:49,533 sorry for busting in on you two like that, 940 00:49:49,563 --> 00:49:52,106 but Tony and I are gonna make like a baby and head out. 941 00:49:52,136 --> 00:49:53,860 So get your God damn clothes on, 942 00:49:53,890 --> 00:49:55,430 and we can all do it together. 943 00:49:58,351 --> 00:49:59,169 Come one you two. 944 00:49:59,184 --> 00:50:00,645 I'm all about sex 24 hours a day, 945 00:50:00,675 --> 00:50:01,701 but now ain't the time, 946 00:50:01,731 --> 00:50:03,146 and it sure as hell ain't the place. 947 00:50:05,550 --> 00:50:06,537 Alright fine. 948 00:50:06,552 --> 00:50:10,595 But we're coming back for you guys after we find the others. 949 00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:11,625 So um, 950 00:50:12,596 --> 00:50:15,216 what exactly was going on in there? 951 00:50:15,246 --> 00:50:16,496 I mean did you, 952 00:50:17,346 --> 00:50:19,474 see anybody's breasts? 953 00:50:19,504 --> 00:50:20,322 What do I look like? 954 00:50:20,337 --> 00:50:21,551 Penthouse forum? 955 00:50:21,581 --> 00:50:23,794 Just shut up and help me find Jack and Jennifer. 956 00:50:23,824 --> 00:50:24,878 There's got to be someone in this place 957 00:50:24,908 --> 00:50:26,103 who ain't getting it on. 958 00:50:41,063 --> 00:50:42,189 Did everybody go home? 959 00:50:42,219 --> 00:50:43,703 I don't know. 960 00:50:43,733 --> 00:50:44,862 I thought the power was off? 961 00:50:44,892 --> 00:50:45,892 It is. 962 00:50:49,089 --> 00:50:50,163 Well what do you need that for? 963 00:50:50,193 --> 00:50:51,938 I'm liking this less and less by the second. 964 00:50:51,968 --> 00:50:52,910 Yeah, well maybe it's more of Elizabeth's 965 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,096 quote, unquote jokes. 966 00:50:54,126 --> 00:50:55,034 Yeah. 967 00:50:55,049 --> 00:50:55,867 Ha ha. 968 00:50:55,882 --> 00:50:57,839 This is a laugh riot. 969 00:50:57,869 --> 00:50:59,329 Janet. 970 00:50:59,359 --> 00:51:00,770 Tony? 971 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,800 You guys? 972 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,881 You know, I just keep getting this picture in my head 973 00:51:04,911 --> 00:51:06,647 that everybody is waiting behind a door or something. 974 00:51:06,677 --> 00:51:08,313 Right? I mean, they're all going to jump out 975 00:51:08,343 --> 00:51:09,161 and yell surprise, right? 976 00:51:09,176 --> 00:51:10,410 Yeah, well I can tell you at this point if they 977 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,381 pull something like that on us, 978 00:51:11,396 --> 00:51:14,548 I'm going to beat them to death with this. 979 00:51:14,578 --> 00:51:16,946 Jack. 980 00:51:16,976 --> 00:51:17,794 Come on. 981 00:51:17,809 --> 00:51:18,627 I mean it's one of her jokes. 982 00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:19,460 It has to be. 983 00:51:19,475 --> 00:51:20,917 Yeah well, this joke stuff is getting real old, 984 00:51:20,947 --> 00:51:22,516 real God damn quick. 985 00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:24,724 What are we going to do, Jack? 986 00:51:24,754 --> 00:51:25,674 We'll hide into the foyer. 987 00:51:25,689 --> 00:51:26,876 If we don't run into anybody there, 988 00:51:26,906 --> 00:51:28,402 then I say we ditch these loosers, 989 00:51:28,432 --> 00:51:29,964 and go and catch the late show or something. 990 00:51:29,994 --> 00:51:31,334 That'll fix their asses. 991 00:51:31,364 --> 00:51:32,775 Ordinarily I'd say that's pretty mean, 992 00:51:32,805 --> 00:51:34,394 but I think under the circumstances. 993 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:35,242 Come on. 994 00:51:35,257 --> 00:51:37,462 I'm right behind you. 995 00:51:57,315 --> 00:51:59,849 Are you crashing my party? 996 00:52:55,654 --> 00:52:56,830 Tony. 997 00:52:56,860 --> 00:52:58,108 Are you alright? 998 00:52:58,138 --> 00:52:59,461 Yeah dude. 999 00:52:59,491 --> 00:53:00,491 I'm great. 1000 00:53:01,671 --> 00:53:05,162 I don't think you want to know what I just did to my pants. 1001 00:53:05,192 --> 00:53:06,203 What happened to that... 1002 00:53:06,233 --> 00:53:08,323 I cold cocked her, and locked her in that room. 1003 00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:09,868 So we're cool. 1004 00:53:09,898 --> 00:53:11,914 I want to know what the hell's going on around here. 1005 00:53:11,944 --> 00:53:13,695 Was that, that thing that we just saw, 1006 00:53:13,725 --> 00:53:15,514 that Lilith chick Elizabeth was talking about, 1007 00:53:15,544 --> 00:53:16,420 or what? 1008 00:53:16,435 --> 00:53:18,409 Well what do you think? 1009 00:53:18,439 --> 00:53:19,689 I don't know. 1010 00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:23,686 No, no, no, this ain't happening. 1011 00:53:23,716 --> 00:53:25,208 Well I definitely think we're dealing with something 1012 00:53:25,238 --> 00:53:27,098 outside the God damn norm. 1013 00:53:27,128 --> 00:53:28,294 Did you see her face, 1014 00:53:28,324 --> 00:53:30,076 and hear that voice? 1015 00:53:30,106 --> 00:53:31,413 This ain't no joke. 1016 00:53:31,443 --> 00:53:33,244 That's a God damn exorcist. 1017 00:53:33,274 --> 00:53:35,232 Well what are we going to do about it, alright? 1018 00:53:35,262 --> 00:53:37,284 We don't have any holy water or nothing. 1019 00:53:37,314 --> 00:53:38,571 Alright. 1020 00:53:38,601 --> 00:53:40,619 I want you to go back there and get Scot and Maria. 1021 00:53:40,649 --> 00:53:41,600 Now I'm going to go downstairs 1022 00:53:41,615 --> 00:53:43,389 and see if I can find anybody else. 1023 00:53:43,419 --> 00:53:45,140 And after that, we're going to vamoose. 1024 00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:46,864 Any objections? 1025 00:53:46,894 --> 00:53:50,346 I'll eat my way out of here if I have too. 1026 00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:54,660 Hello? 1027 00:53:55,684 --> 00:53:57,206 Anybody here? 1028 00:53:57,236 --> 00:53:58,643 No need to shout. 1029 00:53:58,673 --> 00:53:59,936 Jesus, don't do that. 1030 00:53:59,966 --> 00:54:01,133 Whoa, Conan. 1031 00:54:02,090 --> 00:54:03,057 It's okay. 1032 00:54:03,072 --> 00:54:05,512 I'm not packing any heat. 1033 00:54:05,542 --> 00:54:07,104 Sorry. 1034 00:54:07,134 --> 00:54:09,368 I'm just a little edgy at the moment. 1035 00:54:09,398 --> 00:54:10,781 What the hell happened to the power? 1036 00:54:10,811 --> 00:54:14,098 I've been looking for a fuse box for like hours now. 1037 00:54:14,128 --> 00:54:16,819 We thought you turned it off to scare everybody. 1038 00:54:16,849 --> 00:54:20,511 I did all of this just to scare you guys? 1039 00:54:20,541 --> 00:54:23,769 I'm twisted, but I'm not quite that twisted. 1040 00:54:23,799 --> 00:54:24,907 Did you happen to see anybody else 1041 00:54:24,937 --> 00:54:26,639 when you were walking around? 1042 00:54:26,669 --> 00:54:28,203 Well I think I saw Janet and Tony 1043 00:54:28,233 --> 00:54:30,250 running around somewhere. 1044 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,280 Really? 1045 00:54:32,987 --> 00:54:37,178 Well, look Elizabeth I hate to do this but, 1046 00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:39,096 I think it's time for us to split. 1047 00:54:39,126 --> 00:54:40,082 Do you know where everybody is, 1048 00:54:40,097 --> 00:54:41,126 because we got a group together 1049 00:54:41,156 --> 00:54:44,511 so everybody can get a ride home. 1050 00:54:44,541 --> 00:54:45,541 Elizabeth? 1051 00:54:46,787 --> 00:54:50,101 I have someone I want you to meet. 1052 00:54:50,131 --> 00:54:51,131 What? 1053 00:54:52,548 --> 00:54:54,798 Guys, meet Lilith Le Fay. 1054 00:54:56,032 --> 00:55:00,181 Remember I was telling you about her earlier. 1055 00:55:00,211 --> 00:55:04,069 Nobody is going to leave my little party. 1056 00:55:04,099 --> 00:55:07,766 I'm your destiny, your curse, nobody leaves. 1057 00:55:10,649 --> 00:55:12,066 You are all mine. 1058 00:55:14,941 --> 00:55:15,759 Get away from me. 1059 00:55:15,774 --> 00:55:16,774 God. 1060 00:55:19,692 --> 00:55:20,524 Our father who art in heaven, 1061 00:55:20,539 --> 00:55:21,615 hollowed be thy name. 1062 00:55:21,645 --> 00:55:22,741 Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, 1063 00:55:22,771 --> 00:55:24,343 on earth as it is in heaven. 1064 00:55:24,373 --> 00:55:25,527 Give us this day our daily bread, 1065 00:55:25,557 --> 00:55:26,718 and forgive us our trespasses, 1066 00:55:26,748 --> 00:55:29,948 as we forgive those who trespass against us. 1067 00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:36,634 My god is far older than yours, little boy. 1068 00:55:36,664 --> 00:55:39,238 That won't help you for long, Jackie. 1069 00:55:39,268 --> 00:55:41,752 You know that, don't you? 1070 00:55:41,782 --> 00:55:43,971 How'd you know how to do that with the cross? 1071 00:55:44,001 --> 00:55:44,819 I don't know. 1072 00:55:44,834 --> 00:55:45,652 Seemed like the right thing, 1073 00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:46,485 I was raised catholic. 1074 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:47,392 What can I say? 1075 00:55:47,407 --> 00:55:49,305 Okay, so what the hell do we do now? 1076 00:55:49,335 --> 00:55:50,585 I'm thinking, 1077 00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:52,481 run. 1078 00:55:53,621 --> 00:55:54,984 Fucking terrific. 1079 00:55:55,014 --> 00:55:55,832 What was that? 1080 00:55:55,847 --> 00:55:56,665 A Halloween mask? 1081 00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:57,498 Hey I trick-or-treat. 1082 00:55:57,513 --> 00:55:58,935 I think that was the real deal, folks. 1083 00:55:58,965 --> 00:56:00,251 No it's nothing like that. 1084 00:56:00,281 --> 00:56:01,208 It can't be. 1085 00:56:01,223 --> 00:56:03,047 Maybe there's a legitimate explanation for all this. 1086 00:56:03,077 --> 00:56:04,919 I mean maybe she got the whole place rigged like 1087 00:56:04,949 --> 00:56:06,037 a haunted house or some shit, 1088 00:56:06,067 --> 00:56:07,818 and she's just setting us up for something bad. 1089 00:56:07,848 --> 00:56:08,736 We'll figure it out later. 1090 00:56:08,751 --> 00:56:11,030 Come on, keep running. 1091 00:56:11,060 --> 00:56:13,442 Run all you want, Jack Smith. 1092 00:56:13,472 --> 00:56:15,917 But you won't get far. 1093 00:56:15,947 --> 00:56:17,954 Because this is my house, 1094 00:56:17,984 --> 00:56:20,600 and the door won't open again until my family gets it's 1095 00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:22,870 revenge upon you all. 1096 00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:24,121 Scotty? 1097 00:56:24,151 --> 00:56:27,184 Marie, are you guys okay in there? 1098 00:56:27,214 --> 00:56:28,605 Okay dudes, I can dig it if you cats 1099 00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:31,320 all want to do the marathon sex thing. 1100 00:56:31,350 --> 00:56:32,724 But it's real dark and scary out here, 1101 00:56:32,754 --> 00:56:34,779 and there's this demon chick after us, 1102 00:56:34,809 --> 00:56:35,954 and Janet wants us all to split, 1103 00:56:35,984 --> 00:56:39,382 or she's going to kick my ass sideways. 1104 00:56:39,412 --> 00:56:43,097 Oh, and I gotta pee really bad, too. 1105 00:56:43,127 --> 00:56:45,314 It's okay Tony, we're getting dressed. 1106 00:56:45,344 --> 00:56:46,657 Come right on it. 1107 00:56:46,687 --> 00:56:47,860 Yo. 1108 00:56:50,894 --> 00:56:51,894 Hey dudes. 1109 00:56:52,782 --> 00:56:54,282 You want to party? 1110 00:56:55,387 --> 00:56:57,431 It is party time, Tony. 1111 00:56:57,461 --> 00:56:59,705 Don't loose your head. 1112 00:57:04,496 --> 00:57:05,525 Shit! 1113 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:06,982 What's happening? 1114 00:57:07,012 --> 00:57:08,184 It's Elizabeth. 1115 00:57:08,214 --> 00:57:09,213 There's thing thing, 1116 00:57:09,228 --> 00:57:10,196 I mean it, it, it just came out of her. 1117 00:57:10,211 --> 00:57:11,336 It's Lilith Le Fay. 1118 00:57:11,366 --> 00:57:12,184 Like how? 1119 00:57:12,199 --> 00:57:13,083 Who gives a shit like how. 1120 00:57:13,098 --> 00:57:14,220 Just is. 1121 00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:16,050 We've got to find the others and pull out of here. 1122 00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,268 Look, whatever this chick is, or she ain't. 1123 00:57:18,298 --> 00:57:20,386 This one mean mother that just pop out at me and Tony 1124 00:57:20,416 --> 00:57:21,494 like she just did. 1125 00:57:21,524 --> 00:57:23,676 So we're going for the door, and we're going now. 1126 00:57:23,706 --> 00:57:25,621 And when we're about 90 miles away from this place, 1127 00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:27,242 we can try and explain to the cops. 1128 00:57:27,272 --> 00:57:28,090 No good. 1129 00:57:28,105 --> 00:57:29,146 Elizabeth is down by the door right now. 1130 00:57:29,176 --> 00:57:30,974 We gotta find another way out. 1131 00:57:31,004 --> 00:57:32,181 How about a window? 1132 00:57:32,211 --> 00:57:33,238 Also no good. 1133 00:57:33,268 --> 00:57:35,375 This place is locked up like Fort Knox. 1134 00:57:35,405 --> 00:57:37,647 It'll take a Mack tuck to get through those security bars. 1135 00:57:37,677 --> 00:57:39,534 Do you think all the windows in the house are like that? 1136 00:57:39,564 --> 00:57:40,382 With our luck, 1137 00:57:40,397 --> 00:57:41,570 yeah. 1138 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,445 Oh God guys, this is really bleeding. 1139 00:57:45,475 --> 00:57:48,345 Got yourself a genuine battle scar there, Cinderella. 1140 00:57:48,375 --> 00:57:49,194 It's not deep though. 1141 00:57:49,209 --> 00:57:50,335 It just looks bad. 1142 00:57:50,365 --> 00:57:52,013 There has to be another way out of here. 1143 00:57:52,043 --> 00:57:53,768 I mean a back door, something. 1144 00:57:53,798 --> 00:57:55,506 We don't know our way around this place. 1145 00:57:55,536 --> 00:57:57,512 And I don't especially dig the concept of going 1146 00:57:57,542 --> 00:57:58,962 around and trying to figure it out. 1147 00:57:58,992 --> 00:58:00,111 Do you? 1148 00:58:00,141 --> 00:58:01,353 How about a phone? 1149 00:58:01,383 --> 00:58:03,125 I'm thinking no, on that one. 1150 00:58:03,155 --> 00:58:05,301 We got better luck finding a space ship in this place. 1151 00:58:05,331 --> 00:58:07,217 Maybe an attic window? 1152 00:58:07,247 --> 00:58:10,274 I ain't leaving here without Tony. 1153 00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:23,899 Oh, oh God. 1154 00:58:25,864 --> 00:58:27,335 What the hell happened to them? 1155 00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:28,270 Tell you what, 1156 00:58:28,285 --> 00:58:31,282 you can ask them while I haul ass out of here. 1157 00:58:40,763 --> 00:58:42,254 I don't want to just wonder, bitch. 1158 00:58:42,284 --> 00:58:43,449 Neither do I. 1159 00:58:43,479 --> 00:58:44,787 Where do you think she is? 1160 00:58:44,817 --> 00:58:45,811 Elizabeth I mean. 1161 00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:46,644 Or Lilith. 1162 00:58:46,659 --> 00:58:50,168 I don't know, I'm trying not to think about it. 1163 00:58:50,198 --> 00:58:52,236 What's wrong, kids? 1164 00:58:52,266 --> 00:58:54,372 Is it the music? 1165 00:58:54,402 --> 00:58:55,819 Not enough booze? 1166 00:58:56,885 --> 00:59:00,003 You guys weren't really going to leave so soon, 1167 00:59:00,033 --> 00:59:01,033 were you? 1168 00:59:01,787 --> 00:59:05,954 After all, I think it's time we get this party really going. 1169 00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:24,288 We're totally screwed. 1170 00:59:24,318 --> 00:59:25,440 Well if Elizabeth, or Lilith, 1171 00:59:25,470 --> 00:59:27,166 or whats ever left of our friends don't get us, 1172 00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:29,048 then we'll just end up dying of starvation. 1173 00:59:29,078 --> 00:59:30,047 Terrific. 1174 00:59:30,062 --> 00:59:31,960 This place is like a lab. 1175 00:59:31,990 --> 00:59:35,020 Yeah, or those wacko dungeons in a Frankenstein flicks. 1176 00:59:35,050 --> 00:59:36,597 I bet ya this is where I buddy Liz comes after a 1177 00:59:36,627 --> 00:59:39,286 hard day of yanking out peoples hearts. 1178 00:59:40,164 --> 00:59:41,164 Oh God. 1179 00:59:43,315 --> 00:59:45,583 Must have gotten here first. 1180 00:59:45,613 --> 00:59:48,276 Anne Brown must have found them. 1181 00:59:48,306 --> 00:59:50,458 I'm not ending up like that. 1182 00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:58,464 Maybe this is that book, 1183 00:59:58,494 --> 01:00:00,486 the one that Elizabeth was telling us about. 1184 01:00:00,516 --> 01:00:04,183 The one that's like super evil or something. 1185 01:00:08,107 --> 01:00:09,107 Ugh. 1186 01:00:10,004 --> 01:00:11,671 Yup, that's the one. 1187 01:00:15,030 --> 01:00:16,469 What are you keeping it for? 1188 01:00:16,499 --> 01:00:18,156 Aren't we in enough trouble? 1189 01:00:18,186 --> 01:00:19,167 Look maybe we can find out. 1190 01:00:19,182 --> 01:00:20,182 Maybe it'll come in handy. 1191 01:00:20,211 --> 01:00:22,735 Maybe we can use it against that witch bitch. 1192 01:00:22,765 --> 01:00:24,098 Jack. 1193 01:00:25,254 --> 01:00:27,078 Don't, let's stay together. 1194 01:00:43,105 --> 01:00:44,105 Janet? 1195 01:00:45,126 --> 01:00:48,439 How do you like the new improved me? 1196 01:00:48,469 --> 01:00:50,042 Shit. 1197 01:00:50,072 --> 01:00:52,083 The party is almost over, Jack. 1198 01:00:52,113 --> 01:00:53,506 So you can either go outside, 1199 01:00:53,536 --> 01:00:55,983 and let Elizabeth and her friends take care of you. 1200 01:00:56,013 --> 01:00:58,154 Or you can let me play with you for awhile. 1201 01:00:58,184 --> 01:00:59,289 What do you think? 1202 01:00:59,319 --> 01:01:02,905 Sister I think you got some serious fucken problems. 1203 01:01:02,935 --> 01:01:04,685 So be it tough guy. 1204 01:01:21,955 --> 01:01:23,448 Oh we don't need that nasty little thing 1205 01:01:23,478 --> 01:01:26,059 to spoil our fun, now do we? 1206 01:01:41,052 --> 01:01:42,630 It's destiny, Jack. 1207 01:01:42,660 --> 01:01:44,993 Sit back and enjoy the ride. 1208 01:02:05,730 --> 01:02:07,044 Can you walk? 1209 01:02:07,074 --> 01:02:09,268 I might be able to crawl. 1210 01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:26,047 Maybe we could still make it to the attic. 1211 01:02:26,077 --> 01:02:27,394 No dice. 1212 01:02:27,424 --> 01:02:28,387 Even if we could get up there, 1213 01:02:28,402 --> 01:02:30,055 there's no way I could climb down 1214 01:02:30,085 --> 01:02:32,752 the side of the house like this. 1215 01:02:40,887 --> 01:02:41,781 Jack, I'm worried about you. 1216 01:02:41,796 --> 01:02:43,976 You're loosing a lot of blood. 1217 01:02:44,006 --> 01:02:45,352 Look, 1218 01:02:45,382 --> 01:02:48,371 there's only one way out of this mess. 1219 01:02:48,401 --> 01:02:50,702 We have to kill Elizabeth. 1220 01:02:50,732 --> 01:02:53,732 Well that's easier said than done. 1221 01:02:54,750 --> 01:02:57,045 Maybe, kicker box. 1222 01:02:57,075 --> 01:02:58,640 Yeah, so? 1223 01:02:58,670 --> 01:02:59,632 You think having the lights on 1224 01:02:59,647 --> 01:03:01,518 is like the least of our problems right now. 1225 01:03:01,548 --> 01:03:03,579 No, no I have a plan. 1226 01:03:03,609 --> 01:03:06,049 Look, I need you to cut that wire. 1227 01:03:06,079 --> 01:03:08,862 But make sure it stays connected to the box. 1228 01:03:08,892 --> 01:03:10,091 Here grab that sword. 1229 01:03:10,121 --> 01:03:11,121 Grab it. 1230 01:03:12,001 --> 01:03:13,001 Good. 1231 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:15,867 Right at the bottom. 1232 01:03:19,545 --> 01:03:20,716 Great, great. 1233 01:03:20,746 --> 01:03:21,746 Okay. 1234 01:03:23,103 --> 01:03:23,921 Alright. 1235 01:03:23,936 --> 01:03:24,936 Good. 1236 01:03:28,799 --> 01:03:31,941 I'm an applied sciences major, right? 1237 01:03:31,971 --> 01:03:36,664 So now it's time to apply some science to the situation. 1238 01:03:36,694 --> 01:03:38,080 Okay. 1239 01:03:38,110 --> 01:03:39,720 I need you to go over to the kicker box. 1240 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:40,568 The kicker box? 1241 01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:41,583 Yeah, go. 1242 01:03:43,639 --> 01:03:45,023 Now when I say when. 1243 01:03:45,053 --> 01:03:46,340 You pull down on the switch. 1244 01:03:46,370 --> 01:03:47,425 Jack I still really don't... 1245 01:03:47,455 --> 01:03:48,712 Just trust me. 1246 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:49,903 When I tell you too, 1247 01:03:49,933 --> 01:03:52,008 just pull down on that switch. 1248 01:03:52,038 --> 01:03:53,860 Okay, okay. 1249 01:03:53,890 --> 01:03:54,890 Okay. 1250 01:03:55,826 --> 01:03:56,826 Elizabeth? 1251 01:03:57,798 --> 01:03:59,984 You around here anywhere? 1252 01:04:00,014 --> 01:04:02,884 You and Lilith might want to come and check this out. 1253 01:04:10,701 --> 01:04:13,201 Be careful what you ask for. 1254 01:04:14,195 --> 01:04:15,948 You just might get it. 1255 01:04:15,978 --> 01:04:17,267 Not so fast. 1256 01:04:17,297 --> 01:04:18,115 You come any closer, 1257 01:04:18,130 --> 01:04:20,089 and I'm going to burn this little book of yours. 1258 01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:21,859 It would be a real bitch if you came back from the dead, 1259 01:04:21,889 --> 01:04:23,087 and you couldn't take over the world 1260 01:04:23,117 --> 01:04:25,405 because someone burned your fucking instruction manual, 1261 01:04:25,435 --> 01:04:26,435 wouldn't it? 1262 01:04:27,687 --> 01:04:30,014 Oh little Jackie, 1263 01:04:30,044 --> 01:04:33,882 I'm going to certainly save you for last. 1264 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,245 That is most of you, anyway. 1265 01:04:42,025 --> 01:04:44,526 you get an A for effort, Jackie boy. 1266 01:04:44,556 --> 01:04:47,973 But I'm afraid you just don't understand. 1267 01:04:49,090 --> 01:04:51,050 I've been doing this hundreds of years, 1268 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,447 before you were ever born. 1269 01:04:55,526 --> 01:04:57,943 And I will have what is mine. 1270 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:00,920 Oh yes. 1271 01:05:18,619 --> 01:05:20,268 What's this? 1272 01:05:20,298 --> 01:05:21,771 That's what you get for calling me Jackie, 1273 01:05:21,801 --> 01:05:23,541 you ugly bitch. 1274 01:05:23,571 --> 01:05:24,571 Now! 1275 01:06:17,603 --> 01:06:19,978 Oh my god, oh my god. 1276 01:06:20,008 --> 01:06:20,826 You okay? 1277 01:06:20,841 --> 01:06:21,659 I'm okay. 1278 01:06:21,674 --> 01:06:22,644 You killed her. 1279 01:06:22,659 --> 01:06:23,659 Again. 1280 01:06:24,585 --> 01:06:26,826 But it doesn't matter, you guys. 1281 01:06:26,856 --> 01:06:29,907 She's still going to have her revenge through me. 1282 01:06:29,937 --> 01:06:32,812 Don't you know who I am, Elizabeth? 1283 01:06:32,842 --> 01:06:36,018 See I had an ancestor too in Dunwich. 1284 01:06:36,048 --> 01:06:37,597 Remember that child who almost got sacrificed 1285 01:06:37,627 --> 01:06:39,627 300 years ago by Lilith? 1286 01:06:40,535 --> 01:06:42,247 I'm his descendant. 1287 01:06:42,277 --> 01:06:43,893 You? 1288 01:06:43,923 --> 01:06:46,362 No more scarifies, Elizabeth. 1289 01:06:46,392 --> 01:06:47,971 Like your family is so fond of saying, 1290 01:06:48,001 --> 01:06:50,413 we pay for the past. 1291 01:06:50,443 --> 01:06:51,443 So do you. 1292 01:07:23,710 --> 01:07:27,404 Man I am definitely switching my major. 1293 01:07:27,434 --> 01:07:28,803 Come here. 1294 01:07:28,833 --> 01:07:30,784 What are we going to tell the cops? 1295 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:33,701 I mean all our friends are dead, 1296 01:07:33,731 --> 01:07:34,774 and we almost got killed 1297 01:07:34,804 --> 01:07:38,191 because our parents were witch hunters. 1298 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:42,122 I think we can finally put the past to rest. 1299 01:07:42,152 --> 01:07:44,378 And what about us? 1300 01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:45,351 I mean, 1301 01:07:45,366 --> 01:07:46,366 cause I, 1302 01:07:47,053 --> 01:07:48,053 well I, 1303 01:07:49,099 --> 01:07:51,432 Shut up and kiss me, Jack.