1 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,084 WATCHER: Time. 2 00:00:46,543 --> 00:00:47,543 Space. 3 00:00:49,251 --> 00:00:50,251 Reality. 4 00:00:53,251 --> 00:00:54,959 It's more than a linear path. 5 00:00:59,751 --> 00:01:04,334 It's a prism of endless possibility, 6 00:01:06,876 --> 00:01:10,334 where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, 7 00:01:13,043 --> 00:01:15,876 creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. 8 00:01:20,001 --> 00:01:21,168 I am the Watcher. 9 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:26,668 I am your guide through these vast new realities. 10 00:01:28,168 --> 00:01:31,751 Follow me and ponder the question... 11 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:41,800 {\an8}Improved Captions by Sailor420 !!! Hope you enjoy the Series !!! 12 00:01:35,251 --> 00:01:36,751 "What if?" 13 00:01:46,876 --> 00:01:51,251 The galaxy, to your eyes, a hundred billion points of light. 14 00:01:52,043 --> 00:01:57,043 But where you see light, I see worlds and the countless stories that fill them. 15 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:02,376 But in a Multiverse of infinite possibility, 16 00:02:03,376 --> 00:02:09,626 is your destiny determined by your nature or by the nature of your world? 17 00:02:18,709 --> 00:02:20,084 (device clicking) 18 00:02:28,043 --> 00:02:30,043 Drop it! Drop it now! 19 00:02:30,543 --> 00:02:32,043 Who are you? 20 00:02:32,126 --> 00:02:33,334 Identify yourself. 21 00:02:33,418 --> 00:02:36,293 STAR-LORD: Who, me? I am just an ordinary junker. 22 00:02:36,376 --> 00:02:38,876 But there is one name you may know me by. 23 00:02:44,209 --> 00:02:46,168 Oh, my. Star-Lord! 24 00:02:46,251 --> 00:02:48,709 I'm a huge fan of your work. What are you doing here? 25 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,876 That was not the reaction I was expecting. 26 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:52,959 (creatures growling) 27 00:02:53,043 --> 00:02:55,543 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop! Show some respect. 28 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:59,543 This is the Star-Lord, legendary outlaw. 29 00:02:59,626 --> 00:03:02,084 Steals from the powerful and gives to the powerless. 30 00:03:02,168 --> 00:03:04,626 Should we be bowing? I feel like we should be bowing. 31 00:03:04,709 --> 00:03:06,709 I mean, unless we should be kneeling. 32 00:03:06,793 --> 00:03:08,793 -Neither is necessary. -Please. 33 00:03:08,876 --> 00:03:12,084 -You are a lord. -It is not an official title. 34 00:03:12,168 --> 00:03:14,168 -Nor is it one I am comfortable with. -(laughs) 35 00:03:14,251 --> 00:03:17,918 Of course you would be humble. Classic Star-Lord. 36 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:20,501 I almost wish I didn't have to take that from you. 37 00:03:20,584 --> 00:03:23,168 Surely something this powerful is better off in my hands. 38 00:03:23,251 --> 00:03:27,126 It's just that my boss, Ronan, super, super intense. 39 00:03:27,209 --> 00:03:29,209 But I could be convinced to make a career change. 40 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:32,168 Appreciate the interest, but we're all staffed up. 41 00:03:32,251 --> 00:03:35,959 Oh, totally. Totally get it. But at least now I get to spar with you. 42 00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:38,459 I guess if that's really what you want. 43 00:03:38,543 --> 00:03:41,584 Oh, it shall be the honor of my life. 44 00:03:42,501 --> 00:03:44,793 -Oh. Uh, should I not use the gun? -Go ahead. 45 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:45,959 -Really? -Please. 46 00:03:46,043 --> 00:03:47,084 No, it's not a problem. 47 00:03:47,168 --> 00:03:48,543 -I'll get rid of it. -It's okay. 48 00:03:48,626 --> 00:03:50,209 -You sure? -Go ahead, use the gun. 49 00:03:50,293 --> 00:03:51,959 That is so generous of you. 50 00:03:52,543 --> 00:03:53,668 -Ready? -KORATH: Oh, yes. 51 00:03:53,751 --> 00:03:54,834 Oh. (groaning) 52 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:58,751 You do not disappoint, my lord. So nimble, so spry. 53 00:03:58,834 --> 00:03:59,918 I'm right here. Hit me. 54 00:04:00,626 --> 00:04:03,793 -Oh. My Lord! I didn't mean to... -That is what we're here for. 55 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:05,668 Do it again. But this time, faster. 56 00:04:05,751 --> 00:04:07,001 -Harder. -Really? 57 00:04:08,501 --> 00:04:09,584 I barely moved. Hit me. 58 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:11,376 (screams) 59 00:04:13,043 --> 00:04:14,501 Classic Star-Lord. 60 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:19,043 Now I almost feel bad. 61 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:35,584 Well, I have hired worse. 62 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:42,209 SOLDIER: Freeze, Ravager. We have you outnumbered. 63 00:04:42,293 --> 00:04:46,668 It would appear, but a Ravager never flies solo. 64 00:04:48,251 --> 00:04:50,334 (wind blowing) 65 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:58,043 I said, "A Ravager never flies solo." 66 00:04:59,543 --> 00:05:02,709 Uh, is that some kind of catchphrase? 67 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:04,168 -(man whistles) -(groans) 68 00:05:04,668 --> 00:05:06,084 -(man whistling) -(all groaning) 69 00:05:15,251 --> 00:05:16,959 You had me worried for a second. 70 00:05:17,043 --> 00:05:20,543 -Who's the Sleeping Beauty? -A new recruit. He was after this as well. 71 00:05:20,626 --> 00:05:22,251 Mmm-hmm. 72 00:05:22,334 --> 00:05:24,584 Thermal signature's off the charts. 73 00:05:24,668 --> 00:05:27,001 You know, if we wanted to have some real fun, 74 00:05:27,084 --> 00:05:28,209 we'd make like the old days 75 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:30,376 and sell this bad boy to the highest bidder. 76 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:31,834 (soldier 2 groaning, grunts) 77 00:05:32,543 --> 00:05:35,501 If we made like the old days, you'd only have half of your teeth. 78 00:05:35,584 --> 00:05:38,043 Besides, wouldn't you rather use it to jump-start 79 00:05:38,126 --> 00:05:41,709 the Krylorians' dying star, save their system from extinction? 80 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:44,668 You know as well as I, no treasure is worth as much 81 00:05:44,751 --> 00:05:46,709 as the good that can be done with it. 82 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:48,626 YONDU: Ah. That's my boy. 83 00:05:58,584 --> 00:06:01,626 WATCHER: Though our hero's destiny might lie in the stars above, 84 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:06,251 the beginning of his journey was much more down-to-earth. 85 00:06:06,334 --> 00:06:08,668 T'CHALLA: I am tired of living in a bubble. 86 00:06:08,751 --> 00:06:11,126 There's an entire world out there, Baba. 87 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:15,084 Yes, one of war, violence, hatred. 88 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,501 That world has nothing to offer Wakanda. 89 00:06:18,584 --> 00:06:21,751 There must be more. But we must be brave enough to search for it. 90 00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:23,793 T'CHAKA: I do understand, my son. 91 00:06:23,876 --> 00:06:26,793 Though the blood of a king runs through your veins, 92 00:06:26,876 --> 00:06:30,334 it is pumped by the heart of an explorer. 93 00:06:30,418 --> 00:06:34,209 But as someone who has ventured out into the greater world, 94 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:35,834 let me assure you, 95 00:06:36,418 --> 00:06:40,876 all you will find there is destruction and pain. 96 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:44,668 Those people do not understand our way of life. 97 00:06:46,543 --> 00:06:49,168 WATCHER: What you call destiny is just an equation, 98 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:52,709 -a product of variables. -(grunts) 99 00:06:55,626 --> 00:07:00,251 WATCHER: Right place, right time, or in some instances, 100 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:03,209 the wrong place at the wrong time. 101 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:05,459 As fate would have it, at that very moment, 102 00:07:05,543 --> 00:07:10,459 a Ravager spacecraft was arriving on Earth to abduct the spawn of the Celestial, Ego. 103 00:07:11,334 --> 00:07:12,459 Cool. 104 00:07:13,876 --> 00:07:15,459 WATCHER: But in this universe, 105 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:19,084 Yondu outsourced the assignment to his subordinates. 106 00:07:20,876 --> 00:07:22,709 You morons grabbed the wrong kid. 107 00:07:22,793 --> 00:07:24,793 Uh-uh. Not so fast, Captain. 108 00:07:24,876 --> 00:07:28,501 Two see holes, two hear holes, one eat hole. 109 00:07:28,584 --> 00:07:29,751 Everything checks out. 110 00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:32,584 Does this really look like Peter Quill to y'all? 111 00:07:32,668 --> 00:07:35,251 Sure. I don't know. All humans look alike to me. 112 00:07:35,334 --> 00:07:38,543 The cosmic readings where he was took nearly broke our dial. 113 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:42,584 If there was anything not from that planet on that planet, it's there. 114 00:07:42,668 --> 00:07:46,126 Well, my home is built on an ancient Vibranium meteorite. 115 00:07:46,209 --> 00:07:48,918 You sure don't seem too freaked out about all this, kid. 116 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:51,084 What you doing out there all by yourself anyway? 117 00:07:51,168 --> 00:07:54,209 -Exploring the world. -Sounds fun. 118 00:07:54,293 --> 00:07:56,084 But why stop at one world, huh? 119 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:58,959 When we can show you all of them? 120 00:08:15,209 --> 00:08:17,168 (music playing) 121 00:08:22,584 --> 00:08:24,584 (indistinct chatter) 122 00:08:27,001 --> 00:08:29,751 -Ravagers! -ALL: Ravagers! 123 00:08:31,084 --> 00:08:32,876 Star-Lord, if you had to pick a favorite... 124 00:08:32,959 --> 00:08:34,543 Really, I could not say. 125 00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:37,834 I know, I know, so many heists, so many planets saved. 126 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,251 Still, you must have one. 127 00:08:39,334 --> 00:08:41,001 How could you choose just one? 128 00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:43,793 Oh! What about the Central Bank heist of Tarnax IV? 129 00:08:43,876 --> 00:08:45,918 Never hurts to hurt a Skrull, right? 130 00:08:46,001 --> 00:08:47,376 (all laughing) 131 00:08:48,709 --> 00:08:50,584 That job paid for Kraglin's teeth. 132 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:53,001 How about when you armed the Ankaran resistance? 133 00:08:53,084 --> 00:08:55,459 Oh, man. Barely made it out of that one. 134 00:08:55,543 --> 00:08:58,793 How exactly did you stop Thanos, the Mad Titan, 135 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:01,501 from decimating half of the universe? Oh, no. 136 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,626 I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong. 137 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,459 T'Challa here showed me there was more than one way 138 00:09:06,543 --> 00:09:08,251 to reallocate the universe's resources. 139 00:09:08,334 --> 00:09:12,334 Sometimes the best weapon in your arsenal is just a good argument. 140 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,918 Aye, aye, Commander. 141 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:17,084 Although I still assert my plan was not without its merits. 142 00:09:17,168 --> 00:09:18,459 (all groaning) 143 00:09:18,543 --> 00:09:20,293 -Here we go. -Please. 144 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:22,834 Pretty sure it's still just genocide, big guy. 145 00:09:22,918 --> 00:09:24,501 And I'm pretty sure it's efficient. 146 00:09:24,584 --> 00:09:26,084 (all laughing) 147 00:09:31,084 --> 00:09:32,626 Your money is no good here. 148 00:09:32,709 --> 00:09:35,626 -Please. -No, seriously. We only take cash. 149 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,043 Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh... I have cash. 150 00:09:38,126 --> 00:09:40,418 Wait. You are the Star-Lord. 151 00:09:40,501 --> 00:09:42,668 You saved my home world from a Kree invasion. 152 00:09:42,751 --> 00:09:45,168 -All in a day's work. -No, it took several days. 153 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,709 Six, in fact. Let us take a picture to send to my wife and daughter. 154 00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:49,918 I would prefer-- (groans) 155 00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:51,293 (camera shutter clicks) 156 00:09:51,376 --> 00:09:54,709 Oh, we should take another one. You look terrible. I look great. 157 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:57,001 -I'm sure it's fine. -No, I insist. 158 00:09:57,084 --> 00:09:59,418 -It is a truly awful picture of you. -WOMAN: I don't know. 159 00:10:01,459 --> 00:10:04,001 He looks pretty good from where I'm standing. 160 00:10:04,084 --> 00:10:05,334 Nebula. 161 00:10:05,418 --> 00:10:06,501 Hey, Cha-Cha. 162 00:10:07,418 --> 00:10:08,793 -(yelps) -(camera shutter clicks) 163 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,709 NEBULA: Pretty valuable loot you got here. 164 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:12,584 The big guy know you have this? 165 00:10:12,668 --> 00:10:13,918 You mean your father? 166 00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:17,251 He's lucky I call him the big guy. 167 00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:18,709 You know, he gardens now. 168 00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:20,793 You should talk to him. He really has changed. 169 00:10:20,876 --> 00:10:22,043 The past doesn't. 170 00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:24,293 You still wear your past around your neck. 171 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,668 You ever think of going back? 172 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,293 Not much to go back to. 173 00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:32,918 When I was young, Yondu attempted to return me to Wakanda... 174 00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:35,001 but it had been destroyed. 175 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,709 I'm sorry. 176 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,918 Just another senseless war. 177 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:44,709 Baba warned that was all humans know. Turns out he was right. 178 00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:47,793 You lost your home, and now you save everyone else's. 179 00:10:47,876 --> 00:10:49,334 That's the name of this tune, huh? 180 00:10:49,959 --> 00:10:52,126 (chuckles) Something like that. 181 00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:54,751 Well, then, do I have a job for you. 182 00:10:57,168 --> 00:10:59,918 They're called the Embers of Genesis. 183 00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:02,626 Nutrient-rich cosmic dust from an ancient supernova 184 00:11:02,709 --> 00:11:05,376 with the power to terraform entire ecosystems. 185 00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:08,751 With one ounce, you can heal a dying planet in minutes. 186 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,709 And with a payload the size we're talking... 187 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,834 We could feed billions of people on millions of worlds, 188 00:11:13,918 --> 00:11:16,043 and eradicate hunger across the galaxy. 189 00:11:16,126 --> 00:11:19,334 Don't tell Captain Genocide over here. You might spoil his fun. 190 00:11:19,418 --> 00:11:21,084 (chuckles) New guy's pretty funny. 191 00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:23,626 -I thought you work alone, daughter. -Wait, wait, wait. 192 00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:25,668 You mean she's your offspring? 193 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,709 -BOTH: Adopted. -T'CHALLA: It's a long story. 194 00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:30,209 I've been trying to get them into counseling. 195 00:11:30,293 --> 00:11:34,168 -So who's the mark? -Taneleer Tivan, also known as... 196 00:11:34,251 --> 00:11:35,251 KRAGLIN: The Collector? 197 00:11:35,334 --> 00:11:38,834 As in the most ruthless kingpin in the intergalactic underworld? 198 00:11:38,918 --> 00:11:40,709 -Wait, I thought that was you. -THANOS: It was. 199 00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:41,876 But when I went straight, 200 00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:44,501 Tivan saw an opening and filled the power vacuum. 201 00:11:44,584 --> 00:11:47,084 We can all agree the Collector is dangerous. 202 00:11:47,168 --> 00:11:49,793 FYI, the Collector does not offer dental. 203 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:53,334 This is suicide, T'Challa. Not even I can get through his defenses. 204 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:57,793 You dig? This maniac won't do you the kindness of killing you. 205 00:11:57,876 --> 00:12:00,043 He'll dissect you for a science project, 206 00:12:00,126 --> 00:12:03,001 frame whatever's left and hang you up on the wall. 207 00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:05,709 So should I mark you down as undecided? 208 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:09,626 So long as the Collector's involved, we are not. 209 00:12:17,668 --> 00:12:22,334 You may be the soul of this ship, but I am still the captain. 210 00:12:22,418 --> 00:12:25,709 We are Ravagers. We do not back down from a fight. 211 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:28,918 No, no. We steal from the rich and give to the poor, 212 00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:31,793 just like that earthling folk hero of yours, right? 213 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,418 -Robin Leach. -Robin Hood. 214 00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:35,626 Whatever. That's our racket. 215 00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:37,793 We've been picking pockets for loose coins. 216 00:12:37,876 --> 00:12:42,209 If we truly want to change the galaxy, accomplish all we set out to do, 217 00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:44,876 then it's time we robbed the bank. 218 00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:50,001 Oh, jeez. Never have been any good at saying no to you, kid. 219 00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:54,918 The Collector's got a famous kink for exotic flora and fauna. 220 00:12:55,043 --> 00:12:57,751 The Embers will be housed with the rest of his conquests, here. 221 00:12:57,834 --> 00:13:00,709 A museum that doubles as his base of operations. 222 00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:04,709 A mining colony in a severed head of an ancient celestial being. 223 00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:09,293 THANOS: He's got the Black Order doing security. 224 00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:13,084 Take it from me, they're bad news. How do you plan on sneaking past them? 225 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,001 I don't. I'm gonna knock on their front door like a lady. 226 00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:20,168 My Lady Nebula. Captain Udonta. 227 00:13:20,251 --> 00:13:22,751 I'm here to fetch you for my master. 228 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,459 NEBULA: Yondu and I will pose as sellers 229 00:13:24,543 --> 00:13:27,084 looking to unload that orb you recovered on Morag. 230 00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:29,251 But really, it'll be T'Challa inside. 231 00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:31,959 Our head of security, Proxima Midnight. 232 00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:34,334 Looks like they got an exhibit running the museum. 233 00:13:34,418 --> 00:13:36,001 Hold it. Security scan. 234 00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:40,709 And that is when you cause the distraction. 235 00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:42,001 (exclaims) 236 00:13:42,084 --> 00:13:43,376 (groans) 237 00:13:43,918 --> 00:13:45,668 Stop. I thought we were faking it. 238 00:13:45,751 --> 00:13:49,501 Yeah, well, try calling me Captain Genocide again, new guy. 239 00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:53,334 Captain Genocide...(screams) 240 00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:56,876 T'CHALLA: The Ravagers will start a riot, drawing the attention of the Black Order. 241 00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,293 We have a situation. 242 00:13:58,376 --> 00:14:00,918 All units report to our position. 243 00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:04,334 T'CHALLA: Now, Yondu and Nebula are free to distract the Collector, 244 00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:06,459 so that I can search for the Embers. 245 00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:14,709 Amazing. 246 00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,584 I have no notes. A perfect plan. 247 00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:19,251 What could possibly go wrong? 248 00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:24,168 I present to you, Taneleer Tivan, the Collector. 249 00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:26,209 Oh, my dearest Nebula. 250 00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:28,376 Aren't you a sight for sore... 251 00:14:28,459 --> 00:14:31,834 Eye. Forgive me, I couldn't help myself. (laughs) 252 00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:34,918 Hey, you, creep-show. If it's all the same to you, 253 00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:36,626 I'd just as soon get on with it. 254 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,168 All business? 255 00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:43,334 And to think I'm old enough to remember when the Ravagers used to be fun. 256 00:14:43,418 --> 00:14:46,626 What can I say? We went straight and I got square. 257 00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,709 Hey, if you boys are done gossiping, I brought what you asked. 258 00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:57,459 (dog whimpers) 259 00:14:57,543 --> 00:14:58,626 Ugh. 260 00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:01,459 The collection is much bigger than I anticipated. 261 00:15:04,376 --> 00:15:06,376 All this suffering, and for what? 262 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:09,043 My guess, he's compensating for something big. 263 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,043 Or small, if you catch my drift. 264 00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:14,001 You are quite articulate for a duck. 265 00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:17,001 That, sir, is very close-minded. 266 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,293 You know, I, um... I'm looking for something. 267 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,918 The Embers of Genesis. Do you know where I can find them? 268 00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:23,584 Cosmic flora, down the hall. 269 00:15:23,668 --> 00:15:26,668 Take a Louie at the Frost Giants, a hard Ralph at the Kronans. 270 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:30,293 You'll see a sign for Elvish literature. Ignore that, total snooze. 271 00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:31,459 -Screw it. -(quacks) 272 00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:36,251 Give me the tour. 273 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,459 You know what they say, "When you're out of luck, 274 00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:41,709 "always go duck." 275 00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,543 -I'm pretty sure no one says that. -HOWARD: Oh, they say it. 276 00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:45,918 -T'CHALLA: Really? -HOWARD: Totally. 277 00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:48,043 (all grunting and screaming) 278 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,793 (screaming) 279 00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:54,126 (all groaning) 280 00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:57,418 The Ravagers? 281 00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:01,084 It's a diversion. Sound the alarms, lock down the building. 282 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,751 (alarm blaring) 283 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,251 (laughs) The flashy flash. 284 00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:12,043 You always know how to bring the fun. 285 00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:14,001 Hold on, I need to hydrate. 286 00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:21,126 -We have to go. -Where are you going? Come back. 287 00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:23,626 Are you crazy? Happy hour just started. 288 00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,001 It... It cannot be. 289 00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:08,376 My son, T'Challa, Crown Prince of Wakanda, 290 00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:12,126 was abducted from Earth by an alien spacecraft. 291 00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:15,876 If you have any information regarding his whereabouts, 292 00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:19,668 we ask that you respond to this homing beacon. 293 00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:22,834 -And T'Challa... -Baba. 294 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,834 ...if you are out there, 295 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:30,626 you're one bright burning light in the night sky of billions, 296 00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:35,709 and we will search every last one of them until we find you 297 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,501 on this plane or the next. 298 00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:47,459 (door opens) 299 00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:50,793 Oh, Cha-Cha, I hope you can understand, 300 00:17:50,876 --> 00:17:53,876 I had a debt with the Collector and you were the payment. 301 00:17:57,418 --> 00:17:58,626 (groans) 302 00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:04,001 Oh, T'Challa, now it's time for one of your great escapes. 303 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,543 You okay, kid? 304 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,043 You lied to me! 305 00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:08,418 I was protecting you. 306 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:11,834 Are we talking about the mission? Or is this "family stuff"? 307 00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:14,209 You told me my homeland had been destroyed. 308 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,459 My family killed. 309 00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:16,793 How is that protecting me? 310 00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:18,959 Whoa. Guess it's family stuff. 311 00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:22,376 Sometimes you need to hear a lie to see the truth. 312 00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:25,043 You're just like me, T'Challa. 313 00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:29,668 I am nothing like you. 314 00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:32,084 You're an explorer, Star-Lord. 315 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:38,418 And for people like you, like us, the past ain't nothing but a prison. 316 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,626 You don't belong down there with them. 317 00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:45,293 You belong up here with us, with your family. 318 00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:47,001 You are not my family. 319 00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,168 You never were. 320 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,084 Damn, that hurts. 321 00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:56,251 (door beeps) 322 00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,584 The Collector is ready for you. 323 00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:13,918 I must apologize for all that awkwardness back there with Nebula. 324 00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,876 I simply abhor drama. 325 00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:18,959 (chuckles) Your outfit would suggest otherwise. 326 00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:20,584 What is it you want with me, Tivan? 327 00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:23,334 There is a blank wall in the commissary 328 00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:26,959 that I just haven't been able to find the right piece for. 329 00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:30,084 I am just an ordinary human, hardly a work of art. 330 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:35,543 Ah. I must admit now that I see you in the flesh, you are. 331 00:19:36,126 --> 00:19:37,251 (sighs) 332 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,626 Are you sure you can't fly or shoot lasers out of your eyes or something? 333 00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:43,293 Let's go a few rounds and you can find out. 334 00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:45,501 Pass. I prefer you in the cage. 335 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,709 Where I come from, 336 00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:50,543 history has never looked kindly on those who lock men in cages. 337 00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:53,001 Maw, make a note. 338 00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:56,168 It appears he does have a super power after all. 339 00:19:56,251 --> 00:19:59,584 He can bore someone to death using only his sanctimony. 340 00:19:59,668 --> 00:20:01,501 Let's not waste the wall space. 341 00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:04,959 Dissect him and strip his remains for parts. 342 00:20:07,376 --> 00:20:08,501 (door beeps) 343 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,209 Daughter of mine. 344 00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:13,793 How could you do this to us? 345 00:20:13,876 --> 00:20:17,876 To my best friend, T'Challa. You are the worst. 346 00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,084 (gasps) 347 00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:25,168 But then again, there are two sides to every story. 348 00:20:25,251 --> 00:20:27,709 Relax, new guy. I'm here to rescue you. 349 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,501 Not like you to change your mind. 350 00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:31,418 Oh, I didn't. This was always the plan. 351 00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:34,751 I told T'Challa that the Collector was after him right from the jump. 352 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,834 -What is this job? -More of a ruse. 353 00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:39,001 You see, I have this debt with the Collector 354 00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:40,459 and, well, he's come to collect. 355 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,668 -And what does he want? -In a word, you, Cha-Cha. 356 00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:47,209 I had no idea about that Wakandan ship. 357 00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:51,084 All I knew was that we had an opening to settle my debt with the Collector, 358 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,418 and steal the Embers right out from under him. 359 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:56,543 (gasps) So, all of this has been a triple-cross? 360 00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,626 What? Classic Star-Lord. 361 00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:01,168 Hey, it was T'Challa's idea to keep you in the dark. 362 00:21:01,251 --> 00:21:04,168 'Cause he knew I would never let him walk into a trap. 363 00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:05,418 Look where we ended up. 364 00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:06,501 All a distraction, 365 00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:11,084 providing me the necessary cover to obtain this, the Embers of Genesis. 366 00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:14,543 Hot damn. You guys are good. 367 00:21:14,626 --> 00:21:16,334 -What about T'Challa? -NEBULA: Not to worry. 368 00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:19,959 He's keeping his escape plan close to his chest. 369 00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:21,668 THE COLLECTOR: No, not like that, Carina. 370 00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:24,668 Even by a slave standard, you are foolish. 371 00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,001 (grunting) 372 00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:43,168 (groans) 373 00:21:43,251 --> 00:21:46,334 I liked that thing you said about not locking people in cages. 374 00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:48,751 Thank you. I am forever in your debt. 375 00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:52,001 (alarm blaring) 376 00:21:52,084 --> 00:21:55,334 PROXIMA MIDNIGHT: The prisoners have escaped. All units to sector seven. 377 00:21:58,209 --> 00:21:59,293 (groans) 378 00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:05,001 What kind of being leaves a party without saying goodbye? 379 00:22:05,084 --> 00:22:07,376 Something tells me this happens to you a lot. 380 00:22:08,168 --> 00:22:09,959 (grunting) 381 00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:12,793 (groans) 382 00:22:12,876 --> 00:22:14,376 (the collector laughs) 383 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,668 Packs quite a wallop, does it not? 384 00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:19,751 I hacked it off the carcass of a terribly chatty Kronan. 385 00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:21,834 Of course, if that's not your style, 386 00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,876 there's plenty more we can play with. Observe. 387 00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:32,793 A dagger forged in dark matter taken from the ruler of the Dark Elves. 388 00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:37,334 Or perhaps you prefer something a touch more elegant? 389 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:44,293 Oh. That woman had taste! 390 00:22:44,376 --> 00:22:48,668 A necrosword, courtesy of the Asgardian Goddess of Death. 391 00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:49,751 (T'Challa grunting) 392 00:22:53,084 --> 00:22:54,834 -Whoa. -(laughs) 393 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:56,959 (grunting) 394 00:22:58,709 --> 00:22:59,793 (groans) 395 00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:03,251 (alarm blaring) 396 00:23:03,334 --> 00:23:05,751 -NEBULA: Run! -We were running. 397 00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:08,001 Okay, we'll run faster. 398 00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,168 (roaring) 399 00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:16,751 (Proxima Midnight grunts) 400 00:23:17,376 --> 00:23:18,668 (groans) 401 00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:20,543 -Get to the ship. -Are you crazy? 402 00:23:20,626 --> 00:23:23,251 -You'll never take them yourself. -Not crazy... 403 00:23:25,876 --> 00:23:26,876 Mad. 404 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:39,751 (grunts) 405 00:23:41,668 --> 00:23:42,668 (Black Dwarf growls) 406 00:23:46,668 --> 00:23:48,376 -(grunts) -(groans) 407 00:23:48,459 --> 00:23:49,959 (both grunting) 408 00:23:55,793 --> 00:23:56,876 (screams) 409 00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:00,876 A pity. 410 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:04,793 You abandoned your home and family, 411 00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:08,084 and now, your new family has abandoned you. Karma. 412 00:24:08,168 --> 00:24:11,918 Maybe you haven't heard, a Ravager never flies solo. 413 00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:13,543 (Yondu whistles) 414 00:24:14,376 --> 00:24:15,834 (whistles) 415 00:24:15,918 --> 00:24:19,126 Yondu, sweet! Now it's a party. 416 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:23,293 Ain't no way in hell I was going to leave here without my kid. 417 00:24:23,376 --> 00:24:24,876 (whistles) 418 00:24:26,168 --> 00:24:27,459 (whistles) 419 00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:32,126 (groaning) 420 00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:34,293 -(grunts) -(grunts) 421 00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:40,084 (groans) 422 00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:47,418 (Thanos groaning) 423 00:24:50,251 --> 00:24:51,251 (groans) 424 00:24:53,543 --> 00:24:55,584 (roars) 425 00:24:57,751 --> 00:24:59,418 Eat this. 426 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,251 (roars) 427 00:25:06,334 --> 00:25:07,334 (screams) 428 00:25:11,501 --> 00:25:12,501 (screams) 429 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,251 -(Thanos grunts) -(Nebula screams) 430 00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:24,293 (both screaming) 431 00:25:25,334 --> 00:25:26,334 Let's go. Punch it! 432 00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:32,168 -What about Yondu and T'Challa? -I'm sure they're doing fine. 433 00:25:34,959 --> 00:25:36,793 (grunts, groans) 434 00:25:40,168 --> 00:25:41,168 (Yondu yells) 435 00:25:41,251 --> 00:25:42,668 (grunts) 436 00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:48,001 -Okay, any ideas? -Sticky fingers. 437 00:25:48,084 --> 00:25:49,126 Could work. 438 00:25:49,209 --> 00:25:51,126 -Who's the glue? -You are. 439 00:25:51,209 --> 00:25:53,793 -Because you lied to me. -Fair point. 440 00:25:58,376 --> 00:25:59,626 (grunts) 441 00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,001 (groaning) 442 00:26:02,084 --> 00:26:03,418 YONDU: Is that all you got? 443 00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:05,043 (grunts) 444 00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:19,793 You think this can contain me? 445 00:26:19,876 --> 00:26:23,876 Cute. No matter where you go or how far you hide, 446 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:28,126 there is not a corner in this galaxy beyond my grasp. 447 00:26:28,209 --> 00:26:30,834 Sure, sure. Whatever. Cool story. 448 00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:35,001 I trust you'll know what to do with this. 449 00:26:35,084 --> 00:26:37,668 Oh, I have some ideas. 450 00:26:37,751 --> 00:26:40,126 Carina, can I have my bracelet now? 451 00:26:40,209 --> 00:26:42,751 No touching, Carina. No! 452 00:26:43,584 --> 00:26:47,584 No, no, no, no. Stay. Stop! 453 00:26:47,668 --> 00:26:51,251 Stop and think. I took care of all of you. I put a roof over your heads. 454 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,293 Oh. Karma. 455 00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:55,543 (all growling) 456 00:26:57,876 --> 00:26:59,459 YONDU: We're never getting out on foot. 457 00:26:59,543 --> 00:27:01,418 Then we'll take to the skies. 458 00:27:11,709 --> 00:27:15,251 All crew members present and accounted for by some miracle. 459 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,959 Then I will see you at the rendezvous point. 460 00:27:18,043 --> 00:27:19,543 Copy that, Cha-Cha. 461 00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:24,168 Looks like we've got a stowaway. 462 00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:26,959 You always did have a soft spot for runaways. 463 00:27:27,626 --> 00:27:32,126 -Look, T'Challa, I just wanted to say-- -There's no need. 464 00:27:32,209 --> 00:27:35,376 I was the one who told you I wanted to see the world. 465 00:27:35,459 --> 00:27:38,584 All you did was show me the universe. 466 00:27:39,418 --> 00:27:43,209 Oh, yeah. She really is a beaut, isn't she? 467 00:27:43,293 --> 00:27:45,168 T'CHALLA: I've always felt at home up here. 468 00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:50,168 But now, knowing everything, I'm not quite sure where I belong. 469 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:53,501 Seen a lot of space travelers in my day, kid. 470 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:55,918 And if I've learned anything from watching you, 471 00:27:56,501 --> 00:27:59,626 on any planet, among any people, 472 00:27:59,709 --> 00:28:03,751 there ain't no place in this galaxy where you don't belong. 473 00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:08,418 Where you want to be, that's the question, isn't it? 474 00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:13,959 You're just gonna have to follow your heart on that one, Mr. Star-Lord. 475 00:28:36,209 --> 00:28:39,376 -Baba. -(voice shaking) My son, my son. 476 00:28:39,459 --> 00:28:43,334 I knew you would find your way home to us. 477 00:28:43,418 --> 00:28:45,084 I'm sorry it took me so long. 478 00:28:45,168 --> 00:28:48,251 Let me introduce you to the family I made along the way. 479 00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:50,376 Uh, you must be T'Challa's father. 480 00:28:50,459 --> 00:28:54,709 Uh, pleased to meet you, sir. Your son is a galactic hero. 481 00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:57,918 My friend, that sounds an awful lot like genocide. 482 00:28:58,001 --> 00:29:00,709 -No, no, no. Because it's random. -Uh-huh. 483 00:29:00,793 --> 00:29:03,251 And I might add, efficient. 484 00:29:03,334 --> 00:29:04,584 (groans) Dad! 485 00:29:04,668 --> 00:29:07,251 I mean, if you really wanted to put a label on it, 486 00:29:07,334 --> 00:29:08,793 T'Challa and I are best friends. 487 00:29:08,876 --> 00:29:10,418 Oh, yeah, jump points are the best. 488 00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:12,918 They make your face all scrambly, but they're a lot of fun. 489 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:18,876 I am still wondering how exactly my son came to be in your spaceship. 490 00:29:19,293 --> 00:29:22,918 Funny story, Your Highness. You see, I took this job-- 491 00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:25,959 I was lost, Baba. Yondu found me. 492 00:29:27,543 --> 00:29:30,376 WATCHER: And from one family reunion to another... 493 00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:32,959 ('80s POP SONG PLAYING) 494 00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:36,543 I saw your eyes 495 00:29:39,668 --> 00:29:41,834 And you made me smile 496 00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:43,501 Uh, sorry. We're closed. 497 00:29:43,584 --> 00:29:48,293 What, Peter? Can't spare a little time for dear old Dad? 498 00:29:48,376 --> 00:29:50,626 WATCHER: Too bad this might spell the end of the world. 499 00:29:51,209 --> 00:29:53,209 But that's a story for another day. 500 00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,251 I was falling in love