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WATCHER: Time.
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Space.
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Reality.
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It's more than a linear path.
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It's a prism of endless possibility,
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where a single choice
can branch out into infinite realities,
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creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.
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I am the Watcher.
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I am your guide
through these vast new realities.
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Follow me and ponder the question...
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!!! Hope you enjoy the Series !!!
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"What if?"
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The galaxy, to your eyes,
a hundred billion points of light.
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But where you see light, I see worlds
and the countless stories that fill them.
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But in a Multiverse
of infinite possibility,
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is your destiny determined by your nature
or by the nature of your world?
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(device clicking)
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Drop it! Drop it now!
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Who are you?
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Identify yourself.
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STAR-LORD: Who, me?
I am just an ordinary junker.
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But there is one name you may know me by.
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Oh, my. Star-Lord!
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I'm a huge fan of your work.
What are you doing here?
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That was not the reaction I was expecting.
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(creatures growling)
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stop! Show some respect.
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This is the Star-Lord, legendary outlaw.
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Steals from the powerful
and gives to the powerless.
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Should we be bowing?
I feel like we should be bowing.
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I mean, unless we should be kneeling.
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-Neither is necessary.
-Please.
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-You are a lord.
-It is not an official title.
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-Nor is it one I am comfortable with.
-(laughs)
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Of course you would be humble.
Classic Star-Lord.
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I almost wish I didn't have
to take that from you.
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Surely something this powerful
is better off in my hands.
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It's just that my boss, Ronan,
super, super intense.
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But I could be convinced
to make a career change.
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Appreciate the interest,
but we're all staffed up.
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Oh, totally. Totally get it.
But at least now I get to spar with you.
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I guess if that's really what you want.
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Oh, it shall be the honor of my life.
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-Oh. Uh, should I not use the gun?
-Go ahead.
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-Really?
-Please.
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No, it's not a problem.
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-I'll get rid of it.
-It's okay.
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-You sure?
-Go ahead, use the gun.
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That is so generous of you.
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-Ready?
-KORATH: Oh, yes.
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Oh. (groaning)
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You do not disappoint, my lord.
So nimble, so spry.
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I'm right here. Hit me.
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-Oh. My Lord! I didn't mean to...
-That is what we're here for.
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Do it again. But this time, faster.
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-Harder.
-Really?
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I barely moved. Hit me.
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(screams)
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Classic Star-Lord.
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Now I almost feel bad.
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Well, I have hired worse.
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SOLDIER: Freeze, Ravager.
We have you outnumbered.
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It would appear,
but a Ravager never flies solo.
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(wind blowing)
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I said, "A Ravager never flies solo."
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Uh, is that some kind of catchphrase?
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-(man whistles)
-(groans)
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-(man whistling)
-(all groaning)
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You had me worried for a second.
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-Who's the Sleeping Beauty?
-A new recruit. He was after this as well.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Thermal signature's off the charts.
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You know, if we wanted
to have some real fun,
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we'd make like the old days
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and sell this bad boy
to the highest bidder.
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(soldier 2 groaning, grunts)
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If we made like the old days,
you'd only have half of your teeth.
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Besides, wouldn't you rather use it
to jump-start
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the Krylorians' dying star,
save their system from extinction?
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You know as well as I,
no treasure is worth as much
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as the good that can be done with it.
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YONDU: Ah. That's my boy.
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WATCHER: Though our hero's destiny
might lie in the stars above,
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the beginning of his journey
was much more down-to-earth.
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T'CHALLA: I am tired
of living in a bubble.
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There's an entire world out there, Baba.
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Yes, one of war, violence, hatred.
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That world has nothing to offer Wakanda.
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There must be more. But we must be
brave enough to search for it.
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T'CHAKA: I do understand, my son.
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Though the blood of a king
runs through your veins,
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it is pumped by the heart of an explorer.
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But as someone who has ventured out
into the greater world,
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let me assure you,
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all you will find there
is destruction and pain.
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Those people do not understand
our way of life.
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WATCHER: What you call destiny
is just an equation,
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-a product of variables.
-(grunts)
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WATCHER: Right place, right time,
or in some instances,
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the wrong place at the wrong time.
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As fate would have it,
at that very moment,
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a Ravager spacecraft was arriving on Earth
to abduct the spawn of the Celestial, Ego.
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Cool.
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WATCHER: But in this universe,
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Yondu outsourced the assignment
to his subordinates.
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You morons grabbed the wrong kid.
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Uh-uh. Not so fast, Captain.
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Two see holes, two hear holes,
one eat hole.
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Everything checks out.
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Does this really look like
Peter Quill to y'all?
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Sure. I don't know.
All humans look alike to me.
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The cosmic readings where he was took
nearly broke our dial.
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If there was anything not from that planet
on that planet, it's there.
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Well, my home is built
on an ancient Vibranium meteorite.
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You sure don't seem too freaked out
about all this, kid.
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What you doing out there
all by yourself anyway?
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-Exploring the world.
-Sounds fun.
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But why stop at one world, huh?
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When we can show you all of them?
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(music playing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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-Ravagers!
-ALL: Ravagers!
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Star-Lord, if you had
to pick a favorite...
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Really, I could not say.
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I know, I know, so many heists,
so many planets saved.
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Still, you must have one.
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How could you choose just one?
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Oh! What about the Central Bank heist
of Tarnax IV?
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Never hurts to hurt a Skrull, right?
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(all laughing)
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That job paid for Kraglin's teeth.
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How about when you armed
the Ankaran resistance?
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Oh, man. Barely made it out of that one.
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How exactly did you stop Thanos,
the Mad Titan,
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from decimating half
of the universe? Oh, no.
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I'm a big enough man
to admit when I'm wrong.
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T'Challa here showed me
there was more than one way
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to reallocate the universe's resources.
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Sometimes the best weapon
in your arsenal is just a good argument.
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Aye, aye, Commander.
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Although I still assert
my plan was not without its merits.
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(all groaning)
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-Here we go.
-Please.
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Pretty sure it's still
just genocide, big guy.
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And I'm pretty sure it's efficient.
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(all laughing)
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Your money is no good here.
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-Please.
-No, seriously. We only take cash.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh... I have cash.
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Wait. You are the Star-Lord.
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You saved my home world
from a Kree invasion.
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-All in a day's work.
-No, it took several days.
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Six, in fact. Let us take a picture
to send to my wife and daughter.
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I would prefer-- (groans)
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(camera shutter clicks)
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Oh, we should take another one.
You look terrible. I look great.
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-I'm sure it's fine.
-No, I insist.
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-It is a truly awful picture of you.
-WOMAN: I don't know.
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He looks pretty good
from where I'm standing.
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Nebula.
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Hey, Cha-Cha.
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-(yelps)
-(camera shutter clicks)
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NEBULA: Pretty valuable loot you got here.
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The big guy know you have this?
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You mean your father?
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He's lucky I call him the big guy.
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You know, he gardens now.
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You should talk to him.
He really has changed.
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The past doesn't.
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You still wear your past around your neck.
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You ever think of going back?
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Not much to go back to.
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When I was young, Yondu attempted
to return me to Wakanda...
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but it had been destroyed.
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I'm sorry.
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Just another senseless war.
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Baba warned that was all humans know.
Turns out he was right.
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You lost your home,
and now you save everyone else's.
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That's the name of this tune, huh?
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(chuckles) Something like that.
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Well, then, do I have a job for you.
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They're called the Embers of Genesis.
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Nutrient-rich cosmic dust
from an ancient supernova
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with the power
to terraform entire ecosystems.
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With one ounce,
you can heal a dying planet in minutes.
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And with a payload
the size we're talking...
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We could feed billions of people
on millions of worlds,
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and eradicate hunger across the galaxy.
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Don't tell Captain Genocide over here.
You might spoil his fun.
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(chuckles) New guy's pretty funny.
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-I thought you work alone, daughter.
-Wait, wait, wait.
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You mean she's your offspring?
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-BOTH: Adopted.
-T'CHALLA: It's a long story.
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I've been trying
to get them into counseling.
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-So who's the mark?
-Taneleer Tivan, also known as...
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KRAGLIN: The Collector?
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As in the most ruthless kingpin
in the intergalactic underworld?
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-Wait, I thought that was you.
-THANOS: It was.
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But when I went straight,
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Tivan saw an opening
and filled the power vacuum.
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We can all agree
the Collector is dangerous.
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FYI, the Collector does not offer dental.
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This is suicide, T'Challa.
Not even I can get through his defenses.
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You dig? This maniac won't do you
the kindness of killing you.
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He'll dissect you for a science project,
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frame whatever's left
and hang you up on the wall.
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So should I mark you down as undecided?
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So long as the Collector's involved,
we are not.
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You may be the soul of this ship,
but I am still the captain.
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We are Ravagers.
We do not back down from a fight.
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No, no. We steal from the rich
and give to the poor,
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just like that earthling
folk hero of yours, right?
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-Robin Leach.
-Robin Hood.
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Whatever. That's our racket.
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We've been picking pockets
for loose coins.
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If we truly want to change the galaxy,
accomplish all we set out to do,
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then it's time we robbed the bank.
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Oh, jeez. Never have been any good
at saying no to you, kid.
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The Collector's got a famous kink
for exotic flora and fauna.
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The Embers will be housed
with the rest of his conquests, here.
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A museum that doubles
as his base of operations.
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A mining colony in a severed head
of an ancient celestial being.
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THANOS: He's got the Black Order
doing security.
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Take it from me, they're bad news.
How do you plan on sneaking past them?
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I don't. I'm gonna knock
on their front door like a lady.
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My Lady Nebula. Captain Udonta.
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I'm here to fetch you for my master.
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NEBULA: Yondu and I will pose as sellers
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looking to unload that orb
you recovered on Morag.
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But really, it'll be T'Challa inside.
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Our head of security, Proxima Midnight.
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Looks like they got an exhibit
running the museum.
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Hold it. Security scan.
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And that is when
you cause the distraction.
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(exclaims)
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(groans)
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Stop. I thought we were faking it.
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Yeah, well, try calling me
Captain Genocide again, new guy.
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Captain Genocide...(screams)
240
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T'CHALLA: The Ravagers will start a riot,
drawing the attention of the Black Order.
241
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,293
We have a situation.
242
00:13:58,376 --> 00:14:00,918
All units report to our position.
243
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:04,334
T'CHALLA: Now, Yondu and Nebula
are free to distract the Collector,
244
00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:06,459
so that I can search for the Embers.
245
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:14,709
Amazing.
246
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,584
I have no notes. A perfect plan.
247
00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:19,251
What could possibly go wrong?
248
00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:24,168
I present to you,
Taneleer Tivan, the Collector.
249
00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:26,209
Oh, my dearest Nebula.
250
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:28,376
Aren't you a sight for sore...
251
00:14:28,459 --> 00:14:31,834
Eye. Forgive me,
I couldn't help myself. (laughs)
252
00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:34,918
Hey, you, creep-show.
If it's all the same to you,
253
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:36,626
I'd just as soon get on with it.
254
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,168
All business?
255
00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:43,334
And to think I'm old enough to remember
when the Ravagers used to be fun.
256
00:14:43,418 --> 00:14:46,626
What can I say?
We went straight and I got square.
257
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,709
Hey, if you boys are done gossiping,
I brought what you asked.
258
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:57,459
(dog whimpers)
259
00:14:57,543 --> 00:14:58,626
Ugh.
260
00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:01,459
The collection is much bigger
than I anticipated.
261
00:15:04,376 --> 00:15:06,376
All this suffering, and for what?
262
00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:09,043
My guess, he's compensating
for something big.
263
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,043
Or small, if you catch my drift.
264
00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:14,001
You are quite articulate for a duck.
265
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:17,001
That, sir, is very close-minded.
266
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,293
You know, I, um...
I'm looking for something.
267
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,918
The Embers of Genesis.
Do you know where I can find them?
268
00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:23,584
Cosmic flora, down the hall.
269
00:15:23,668 --> 00:15:26,668
Take a Louie at the Frost Giants,
a hard Ralph at the Kronans.
270
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:30,293
You'll see a sign for Elvish literature.
Ignore that, total snooze.
271
00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:31,459
-Screw it.
-(quacks)
272
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:36,251
Give me the tour.
273
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,459
You know what they say,
"When you're out of luck,
274
00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:41,709
"always go duck."
275
00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,543
-I'm pretty sure no one says that.
-HOWARD: Oh, they say it.
276
00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:45,918
-T'CHALLA: Really?
-HOWARD: Totally.
277
00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:48,043
(all grunting and screaming)
278
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,793
(screaming)
279
00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:54,126
(all groaning)
280
00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:57,418
The Ravagers?
281
00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:01,084
It's a diversion.
Sound the alarms, lock down the building.
282
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,751
(alarm blaring)
283
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:09,251
(laughs) The flashy flash.
284
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:12,043
You always know how to bring the fun.
285
00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:14,001
Hold on, I need to hydrate.
286
00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:21,126
-We have to go.
-Where are you going? Come back.
287
00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:23,626
Are you crazy? Happy hour just started.
288
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,001
It... It cannot be.
289
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:08,376
My son, T'Challa, Crown Prince of Wakanda,
290
00:17:08,459 --> 00:17:12,126
was abducted from Earth
by an alien spacecraft.
291
00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:15,876
If you have any information
regarding his whereabouts,
292
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:19,668
we ask that you respond
to this homing beacon.
293
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:22,834
-And T'Challa...
-Baba.
294
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,834
...if you are out there,
295
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:30,626
you're one bright burning light
in the night sky of billions,
296
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:35,709
and we will search every last
one of them until we find you
297
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,501
on this plane or the next.
298
00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:47,459
(door opens)
299
00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:50,793
Oh, Cha-Cha, I hope you can understand,
300
00:17:50,876 --> 00:17:53,876
I had a debt with the Collector
and you were the payment.
301
00:17:57,418 --> 00:17:58,626
(groans)
302
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:04,001
Oh, T'Challa, now it's time
for one of your great escapes.
303
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,543
You okay, kid?
304
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,043
You lied to me!
305
00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:08,418
I was protecting you.
306
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:11,834
Are we talking about the mission?
Or is this "family stuff"?
307
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:14,209
You told me
my homeland had been destroyed.
308
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,459
My family killed.
309
00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:16,793
How is that protecting me?
310
00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:18,959
Whoa. Guess it's family stuff.
311
00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:22,376
Sometimes you need to hear a lie
to see the truth.
312
00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:25,043
You're just like me, T'Challa.
313
00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:29,668
I am nothing like you.
314
00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:32,084
You're an explorer, Star-Lord.
315
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:38,418
And for people like you, like us,
the past ain't nothing but a prison.
316
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,626
You don't belong down there with them.
317
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:45,293
You belong up here with us,
with your family.
318
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:47,001
You are not my family.
319
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,168
You never were.
320
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,084
Damn, that hurts.
321
00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:56,251
(door beeps)
322
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,584
The Collector is ready for you.
323
00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:13,918
I must apologize for all that
awkwardness back there with Nebula.
324
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,876
I simply abhor drama.
325
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:18,959
(chuckles) Your outfit
would suggest otherwise.
326
00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:20,584
What is it you want with me, Tivan?
327
00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:23,334
There is a blank wall in the commissary
328
00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:26,959
that I just haven't been able
to find the right piece for.
329
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:30,084
I am just an ordinary human,
hardly a work of art.
330
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:35,543
Ah. I must admit now that
I see you in the flesh, you are.
331
00:19:36,126 --> 00:19:37,251
(sighs)
332
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:40,626
Are you sure you can't fly or shoot
lasers out of your eyes or something?
333
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:43,293
Let's go a few rounds
and you can find out.
334
00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:45,501
Pass. I prefer you in the cage.
335
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,709
Where I come from,
336
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:50,543
history has never looked kindly
on those who lock men in cages.
337
00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:53,001
Maw, make a note.
338
00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:56,168
It appears he does
have a super power after all.
339
00:19:56,251 --> 00:19:59,584
He can bore someone to death
using only his sanctimony.
340
00:19:59,668 --> 00:20:01,501
Let's not waste the wall space.
341
00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:04,959
Dissect him
and strip his remains for parts.
342
00:20:07,376 --> 00:20:08,501
(door beeps)
343
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,209
Daughter of mine.
344
00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:13,793
How could you do this to us?
345
00:20:13,876 --> 00:20:17,876
To my best friend, T'Challa.
You are the worst.
346
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,084
(gasps)
347
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:25,168
But then again,
there are two sides to every story.
348
00:20:25,251 --> 00:20:27,709
Relax, new guy. I'm here to rescue you.
349
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,501
Not like you to change your mind.
350
00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:31,418
Oh, I didn't. This was always the plan.
351
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:34,751
I told T'Challa that the Collector
was after him right from the jump.
352
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,834
-What is this job?
-More of a ruse.
353
00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:39,001
You see, I have this debt
with the Collector
354
00:20:39,084 --> 00:20:40,459
and, well, he's come to collect.
355
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,668
-And what does he want?
-In a word, you, Cha-Cha.
356
00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:47,209
I had no idea about that Wakandan ship.
357
00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:51,084
All I knew was that we had an opening
to settle my debt with the Collector,
358
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,418
and steal the Embers
right out from under him.
359
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:56,543
(gasps) So, all of this
has been a triple-cross?
360
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,626
What? Classic Star-Lord.
361
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:01,168
Hey, it was T'Challa's idea
to keep you in the dark.
362
00:21:01,251 --> 00:21:04,168
'Cause he knew I would never
let him walk into a trap.
363
00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:05,418
Look where we ended up.
364
00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:06,501
All a distraction,
365
00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:11,084
providing me the necessary cover
to obtain this, the Embers of Genesis.
366
00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:14,543
Hot damn. You guys are good.
367
00:21:14,626 --> 00:21:16,334
-What about T'Challa?
-NEBULA: Not to worry.
368
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:19,959
He's keeping his escape plan
close to his chest.
369
00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:21,668
THE COLLECTOR: No, not like that, Carina.
370
00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:24,668
Even by a slave standard, you are foolish.
371
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,001
(grunting)
372
00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:43,168
(groans)
373
00:21:43,251 --> 00:21:46,334
I liked that thing you said
about not locking people in cages.
374
00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:48,751
Thank you. I am forever in your debt.
375
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:52,001
(alarm blaring)
376
00:21:52,084 --> 00:21:55,334
PROXIMA MIDNIGHT: The prisoners have
escaped. All units to sector seven.
377
00:21:58,209 --> 00:21:59,293
(groans)
378
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:05,001
What kind of being leaves a party
without saying goodbye?
379
00:22:05,084 --> 00:22:07,376
Something tells me
this happens to you a lot.
380
00:22:08,168 --> 00:22:09,959
(grunting)
381
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:12,793
(groans)
382
00:22:12,876 --> 00:22:14,376
(the collector laughs)
383
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,668
Packs quite a wallop, does it not?
384
00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:19,751
I hacked it off the carcass
of a terribly chatty Kronan.
385
00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:21,834
Of course, if that's not your style,
386
00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,876
there's plenty more
we can play with. Observe.
387
00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:32,793
A dagger forged in dark matter
taken from the ruler of the Dark Elves.
388
00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:37,334
Or perhaps you prefer something
a touch more elegant?
389
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:44,293
Oh. That woman had taste!
390
00:22:44,376 --> 00:22:48,668
A necrosword, courtesy
of the Asgardian Goddess of Death.
391
00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:49,751
(T'Challa grunting)
392
00:22:53,084 --> 00:22:54,834
-Whoa.
-(laughs)
393
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:56,959
(grunting)
394
00:22:58,709 --> 00:22:59,793
(groans)
395
00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:03,251
(alarm blaring)
396
00:23:03,334 --> 00:23:05,751
-NEBULA: Run!
-We were running.
397
00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:08,001
Okay, we'll run faster.
398
00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,168
(roaring)
399
00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:16,751
(Proxima Midnight grunts)
400
00:23:17,376 --> 00:23:18,668
(groans)
401
00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:20,543
-Get to the ship.
-Are you crazy?
402
00:23:20,626 --> 00:23:23,251
-You'll never take them yourself.
-Not crazy...
403
00:23:25,876 --> 00:23:26,876
Mad.
404
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:39,751
(grunts)
405
00:23:41,668 --> 00:23:42,668
(Black Dwarf growls)
406
00:23:46,668 --> 00:23:48,376
-(grunts)
-(groans)
407
00:23:48,459 --> 00:23:49,959
(both grunting)
408
00:23:55,793 --> 00:23:56,876
(screams)
409
00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:00,876
A pity.
410
00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:04,793
You abandoned your home and family,
411
00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:08,084
and now, your new family
has abandoned you. Karma.
412
00:24:08,168 --> 00:24:11,918
Maybe you haven't heard,
a Ravager never flies solo.
413
00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:13,543
(Yondu whistles)
414
00:24:14,376 --> 00:24:15,834
(whistles)
415
00:24:15,918 --> 00:24:19,126
Yondu, sweet! Now it's a party.
416
00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:23,293
Ain't no way in hell
I was going to leave here without my kid.
417
00:24:23,376 --> 00:24:24,876
(whistles)
418
00:24:26,168 --> 00:24:27,459
(whistles)
419
00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:32,126
(groaning)
420
00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:34,293
-(grunts)
-(grunts)
421
00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:40,084
(groans)
422
00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:47,418
(Thanos groaning)
423
00:24:50,251 --> 00:24:51,251
(groans)
424
00:24:53,543 --> 00:24:55,584
(roars)
425
00:24:57,751 --> 00:24:59,418
Eat this.
426
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,251
(roars)
427
00:25:06,334 --> 00:25:07,334
(screams)
428
00:25:11,501 --> 00:25:12,501
(screams)
429
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,251
-(Thanos grunts)
-(Nebula screams)
430
00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:24,293
(both screaming)
431
00:25:25,334 --> 00:25:26,334
Let's go. Punch it!
432
00:25:29,501 --> 00:25:32,168
-What about Yondu and T'Challa?
-I'm sure they're doing fine.
433
00:25:34,959 --> 00:25:36,793
(grunts, groans)
434
00:25:40,168 --> 00:25:41,168
(Yondu yells)
435
00:25:41,251 --> 00:25:42,668
(grunts)
436
00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:48,001
-Okay, any ideas?
-Sticky fingers.
437
00:25:48,084 --> 00:25:49,126
Could work.
438
00:25:49,209 --> 00:25:51,126
-Who's the glue?
-You are.
439
00:25:51,209 --> 00:25:53,793
-Because you lied to me.
-Fair point.
440
00:25:58,376 --> 00:25:59,626
(grunts)
441
00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,001
(groaning)
442
00:26:02,084 --> 00:26:03,418
YONDU: Is that all you got?
443
00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:05,043
(grunts)
444
00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:19,793
You think this can contain me?
445
00:26:19,876 --> 00:26:23,876
Cute. No matter where you go
or how far you hide,
446
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:28,126
there is not a corner
in this galaxy beyond my grasp.
447
00:26:28,209 --> 00:26:30,834
Sure, sure. Whatever. Cool story.
448
00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:35,001
I trust you'll know what to do with this.
449
00:26:35,084 --> 00:26:37,668
Oh, I have some ideas.
450
00:26:37,751 --> 00:26:40,126
Carina, can I have my bracelet now?
451
00:26:40,209 --> 00:26:42,751
No touching, Carina. No!
452
00:26:43,584 --> 00:26:47,584
No, no, no, no. Stay. Stop!
453
00:26:47,668 --> 00:26:51,251
Stop and think. I took care of all of you.
I put a roof over your heads.
454
00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,293
Oh. Karma.
455
00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:55,543
(all growling)
456
00:26:57,876 --> 00:26:59,459
YONDU: We're never getting
out on foot.
457
00:26:59,543 --> 00:27:01,418
Then we'll take to the skies.
458
00:27:11,709 --> 00:27:15,251
All crew members present
and accounted for by some miracle.
459
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,959
Then I will see you
at the rendezvous point.
460
00:27:18,043 --> 00:27:19,543
Copy that, Cha-Cha.
461
00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:24,168
Looks like we've got a stowaway.
462
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:26,959
You always did have
a soft spot for runaways.
463
00:27:27,626 --> 00:27:32,126
-Look, T'Challa, I just wanted to say--
-There's no need.
464
00:27:32,209 --> 00:27:35,376
I was the one who told you
I wanted to see the world.
465
00:27:35,459 --> 00:27:38,584
All you did was show me the universe.
466
00:27:39,418 --> 00:27:43,209
Oh, yeah.
She really is a beaut, isn't she?
467
00:27:43,293 --> 00:27:45,168
T'CHALLA: I've always
felt at home up here.
468
00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:50,168
But now, knowing everything,
I'm not quite sure where I belong.
469
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:53,501
Seen a lot of space travelers
in my day, kid.
470
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:55,918
And if I've learned anything
from watching you,
471
00:27:56,501 --> 00:27:59,626
on any planet, among any people,
472
00:27:59,709 --> 00:28:03,751
there ain't no place in this galaxy
where you don't belong.
473
00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:08,418
Where you want to be,
that's the question, isn't it?
474
00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:13,959
You're just gonna have to follow
your heart on that one, Mr. Star-Lord.
475
00:28:36,209 --> 00:28:39,376
-Baba.
-(voice shaking) My son, my son.
476
00:28:39,459 --> 00:28:43,334
I knew you would find your way home to us.
477
00:28:43,418 --> 00:28:45,084
I'm sorry it took me so long.
478
00:28:45,168 --> 00:28:48,251
Let me introduce you
to the family I made along the way.
479
00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:50,376
Uh, you must be T'Challa's father.
480
00:28:50,459 --> 00:28:54,709
Uh, pleased to meet you, sir.
Your son is a galactic hero.
481
00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:57,918
My friend, that sounds
an awful lot like genocide.
482
00:28:58,001 --> 00:29:00,709
-No, no, no. Because it's random.
-Uh-huh.
483
00:29:00,793 --> 00:29:03,251
And I might add, efficient.
484
00:29:03,334 --> 00:29:04,584
(groans) Dad!
485
00:29:04,668 --> 00:29:07,251
I mean, if you really wanted
to put a label on it,
486
00:29:07,334 --> 00:29:08,793
T'Challa and I are best friends.
487
00:29:08,876 --> 00:29:10,418
Oh, yeah, jump points are the best.
488
00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:12,918
They make your face all scrambly,
but they're a lot of fun.
489
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:18,876
I am still wondering how exactly
my son came to be in your spaceship.
490
00:29:19,293 --> 00:29:22,918
Funny story, Your Highness.
You see, I took this job--
491
00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:25,959
I was lost, Baba. Yondu found me.
492
00:29:27,543 --> 00:29:30,376
WATCHER: And from one family reunion
to another...
493
00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:32,959
('80s POP SONG PLAYING)
494
00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:36,543
I saw your eyes
495
00:29:39,668 --> 00:29:41,834
And you made me smile
496
00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:43,501
Uh, sorry. We're closed.
497
00:29:43,584 --> 00:29:48,293
What, Peter? Can't spare
a little time for dear old Dad?
498
00:29:48,376 --> 00:29:50,626
WATCHER: Too bad this might spell
the end of the world.
499
00:29:51,209 --> 00:29:53,209
But that's a story for another day.
500
00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,251
I was falling in love