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Rachel? What the hell's going on?
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Just getting my father
away from his jailor.
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And if you follow us,
I'm gonna go to the police.
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JAY: You cannot wean your dad
off of lithium
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- here in a grip truck.
- Okay, look.
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He should've never been on
those meds in the first place.
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- My God, you're gorgeous.
- [LAUGHS]
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- This is Riley...
- Oh.
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My baby girl.
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This is what $400,000 looks like.
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I need you to know that that bet,
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none of it means anything
compared to you.
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Why so sad?
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- Sissy no bounce?
- We broke up.
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This is what always
makes me feel better.
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This Emmy thing...
I think this is my one shot
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at leaving a legacy to my son,
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who I'll probably never see again.
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You can win an Emmy.
You can see your son.
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But you have to fight.
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You stay right where you are.
Don't you come near me.
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I see you. What are you doing to her?
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- I tried to protect you.
- Dad.
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- I couldn't protect you before.
- Dad, it's okay.
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Sweetheart, it happened in my house!
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It should've been the safest
place of all for you.
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It's okay. Come on, Dad.
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It's too much, Rach.
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No, it's fine, Dad, really.
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It's what you need.
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♪♪
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Hey, Dad. How's it going?
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It's going good.
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Well, it's just going like
yesterday, I guess.
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I know I've been calling a lot.
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I'm worried about you.
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No, don't... don't do that.
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You know, everybody says I'm...
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I'm taking very well
to the titrating, so...
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I'm gonna be off these drugs
before you know it.
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That's great.
Dad, no, that's really good.
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A-And what do they say? Do they
say, like, a few more weeks?
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Uh... yeah.
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Rach, I don't know. I, uh...
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No, look, Dad. Listen to me. I do, okay?
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I talked to your doctor, and
he completely agrees with me.
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You never should've been
on lithium in the first place.
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Just hang in there, okay?
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Yeah, okay.
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All right. I'll call you again tomorrow.
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you, too, sweetheart.
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[CLICK]
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- [PANTING]
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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- Did you talk to your dad?
- I did.
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He seems a little bit lonely,
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but I really think he's doing great.
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- Good.
- Mm-hmm.
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'Cause it's hometown dates.
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- You sure you're up for this?
- 100%.
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[PANTING CONTINUES]
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[MOANING]
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Great.
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[PANTING QUICKENS]
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And...
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- [GRUNTS LOUDLY]
- there you go.
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♪♪
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[SIGHS DEEPLY]
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Hmm.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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♪ I'm going down, deeper still ♪
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Oh. Hi.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Okay.
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Now, I know I don't play for this team,
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but damn if I don't appreciate
the eye candy.
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[GROANS]
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Look, I actually do work here, okay?
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Mm.
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This is really impressive, Quinn King.
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Yeah. Well, why don't you
stick around for the day?
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See how it's done.
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You know, unless you have
somewhere else to be.
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[LAUGHING] Yeah.
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Nowhere that looks this good
with its shirt off.
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[LAUGHS] I'll tell you that much.
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[GRUNTS]
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All right, hometown dates.
Pitch me, people.
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- Well, I mean, it's got to be Owen.
- [GROANS]
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We've got this gorgeous single dad,
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he's got an adorable daughter.
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She's never had a mother before.
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And we make an entire family
for this little girl.
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Yeah, 'cause nothing says "romance"
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like crayon stains in
Nowheresville, Colorado.
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It is so boring!
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Let's go to the U.K., baby...
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Jasper's family's country house
in the Cotswolds.
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Like, Serena is, like,
this close to forgiving him.
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I just think... You know, I really
think it should be Zach, though.
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- Of course you do.
- Shocker.
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Well, he's so cute. And he
would be great for her brand.
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Right, and he's also your last guy.
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- Mm-hmm.
- He is a Millennial dream.
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- He has 3.8...
- BOTH: 3.8 million followers.
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We are all aware, Madison.
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Fiona, what do you think?
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- Come on up.
- Okay.
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Let's see.
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I say you go fireman.
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Thank you.
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Silicon Valley powerhouse
gives it all up
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to become a mom with a veteran
from Small Town USA,
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- healing a divided nation.
- Mnh-mnh.
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Or the death of feminism.
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Both very hot right now.
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Okay, but that's not what this would be.
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This would be making a family
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for a young girl
who's never had a real mother.
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Either way, I mean,
it's got to be worth, what,
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two, three points in the demo?
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There's not gonna be a dry eye
from here to Peoria.
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- I like the sound of that!
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
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Chet. You put on pants
this morning. How refreshing.
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You tucked your dick into yours.
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How nice.
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Jealous it's bigger?
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Touché, sir.
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Uh, can I talk to you
in private for a second?
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Uh, sure. And you...
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Owen's the one, so go sell your girl.
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RACHEL: Do you hear that?
Owen's the one.
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You hear that?
You want me to say it again?
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- I heard!
- Owen's the one.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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All right.
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I decided to take your advice.
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I called my attorney, and I'm gonna ask
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for supervised visitation with my son.
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Wow. Good for you.
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I'm sober. I'm taking parenting classes.
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There's just one thing.
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My attorney says...
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I need a character witness.
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[LAUGHS] What, a-are you asking me
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to be your character witness?
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Who else? I mean, we were
together for 10 years!
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[SIGHS]
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Nobody knows me better.
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Okay, I was your mistress, all right?
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That's not exactly an ace in the hole.
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No, that's the point.
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W-We're no longer together,
so you have no vested interest.
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You know, I-I don't know, Chet.
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I don't know.
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My attorney says
that you're my best shot.
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Because you're my only shot, really.
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♪♪
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I'm baring my soul here.
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Oh, yeah?
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You still have one of those?
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I want a relationship with my son.
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Fine. Are we done?
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Oh, yes!
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Oh! Thank you.
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Mm.
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Okay. All right, all right.
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Look, don't make me regret it.
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Ohh.
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I really think
that you should pick Owen.
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- Owen?
- Yeah.
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I think there's got to be a reason
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why you guys had that connection
on the first night.
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I don't know.
We are really different people.
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I mean, he's a really good guy.
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I mean, he's a simple guy...
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in the best possible way,
just like your father.
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You said that your parents have
been married, like, 40 years?
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Uh-huh.
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And you got to want that for yourself.
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Is this what Quinn wants
or what you want?
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- Honestly? Both.
- Mm-hmm.
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But that doesn't mean
that it's the wrong choice.
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Trust me on this.
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He could be the one.
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Five suitors, four continents,
but only one hometown date.
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Serena must decide today
which man will not only give her
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the key to his home...
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but also to his heart.
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I've thought a lot about what
the hometown date really means.
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Um, it's a chance for me to see
how I fit into your lives
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and into the lives of those
who love you the most.
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So, with that in mind,
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the place that I most want to go...
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is Frontier Creek, Colorado.
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Owen, will you take me home?
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Umm...
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Rachel, what is happening?
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Your boy is about to tank
my heartland hometown.
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I'm sorry. Can we... can we cut?
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No! No, we cannot cut!
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Yeah, w-we're not cutting, dude.
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Well, I-I'm gonna need a second, so...
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No... Jeremy, go! Follow him!
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Do not let him out of your sight!
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- Go! Go! Go!
- Owen!
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
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Owen. What's going on?
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Hey, hey!
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You know, it's just, I...
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I'm just not sure about
some of your choices.
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[LAUGHING] What does that mean?
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It means you found out that
Jasper was here on a bet,
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and then you kept him...
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after he bought his way back in.
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- Is this a guy with a conscience?
- [LAUGHS]
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The peonies?
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That was him trying
to apologize. It was sweet.
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- Of course you thought that.
- [GROANS]
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Because it's him.
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Because you guys know the same people.
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- You went to the same schools.
- That is not why I forgave him.
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You were a bet, Serena.
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Jasper didn't even know who
I was when he made that bet!
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And that's my point!
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He's still the guy that would've slept
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with anyone to win a bet.
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And if you're really okay with that,
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I don't think you're the kind
of person who I want
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to take home to my daughter.
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Oh, great!
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[LAUGHS]
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You need to fix this, Rachel.
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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RACHEL: Serena? Oh, my God.
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Honestly, I'm, like, so sorry.
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I had no idea that
that was gonna happen.
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Like, that was not a setup, okay?
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- I promise.
- I-I know. I know.
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But what Owen said,
that was completely unfair.
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No, that was completely fair.
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I mean, I have been making
allowances for Jasper
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that I-I wouldn't make for anyone else.
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I'm gonna head back out there.
I'll talk to Owen.
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- I'll get him back on board.
- No, I will.
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I want to talk to Owen.
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Yeah, I w-want to talk to him myself.
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I need a camera on Serena... now.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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Hi.
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It's hard to get away in this place.
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Look, I'm sorry about what I said.
It was...
257
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No. No, no.
258
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You were exactly right.
259
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The truth is, I've dated guys
like Jasper my whole life,
260
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and it's gotten me nowhere.
261
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I mean, it's you that
I want to go home with.
262
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I mean, you've...
you've been there for me
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since the first night.
264
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And... honestly, I've neglected you.
265
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I don't know why,
266
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but it is so clear
267
00:09:31,451 --> 00:09:35,153
that you are the only
truly good man here.
268
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I'm just really sorry that I
didn't realize it till now.
269
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Will you give me another chance?
270
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Take me home with you.
Let me meet Riley.
271
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This is good, Rachel! Look at you!
272
00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:47,265
I think...
273
00:09:47,301 --> 00:09:49,100
that Riley's gonna love you.
274
00:09:49,136 --> 00:09:51,403
She made that almost seem believable.
275
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And... cut!
276
00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:54,372
See? Come on. It's real between them.
277
00:09:54,408 --> 00:09:56,274
Well, real or not, whatever gets her
278
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,510
all Rocky Mountain High is fine by me.
279
00:09:58,545 --> 00:10:00,445
W... Uh, who's Riley? Is she the kid?
280
00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,547
Mm-hmm. She's Owen's daughter.
She's so cute.
281
00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,416
She loves dogs. She hates clowns.
282
00:10:04,451 --> 00:10:06,551
I mean, your adorable,
typical 6-year-old.
283
00:10:06,587 --> 00:10:08,620
Okay! All right, people! Let's go!
284
00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:10,055
I need everybody to make sure they take
285
00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:11,556
their altitude-sickness pills.
286
00:10:11,592 --> 00:10:13,858
I don't another Peru debacle.
287
00:10:13,886 --> 00:10:15,464
Good trip, everyone!
288
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:19,633
MAN: Final call. Buses and trucks are
289
00:10:19,644 --> 00:10:22,474
leaving for the airport in five minutes.
290
00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:23,925
Jay!
291
00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:25,667
No hard feelings, bud.
292
00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,828
I know you had your heart
set on merry old England.
293
00:10:27,863 --> 00:10:29,496
I thought for sure you were
gonna send in Jasper
294
00:10:29,531 --> 00:10:30,998
- during Serena's apology.
- Please. I don't care.
295
00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,766
It gives me time to work
on "Passport to Dance."
296
00:10:32,801 --> 00:10:34,601
But you have fun freezing your ass off.
297
00:10:34,637 --> 00:10:36,737
[SMOOCHES] Bye!
298
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JEREMY: Doc.
299
00:10:40,442 --> 00:10:41,475
Hey.
300
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,743
How's Rachel?
301
00:10:42,778 --> 00:10:44,511
Yeah, Serena's in the other van.
302
00:10:44,546 --> 00:10:46,847
That whole thing that happened
with her dad...
303
00:10:46,882 --> 00:10:48,282
Yeah. Listen, Jeremy.
304
00:10:48,317 --> 00:10:50,450
Um, I understand your concern,
305
00:10:50,486 --> 00:10:53,253
but I think it's best for you
306
00:10:53,289 --> 00:10:56,590
if you kept a little
distance from Rachel.
307
00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:58,926
Oh, because you're the only one
that can save her now?
308
00:11:00,195 --> 00:11:01,828
Have a good trip.
309
00:11:06,702 --> 00:11:08,201
Hey, babe.
310
00:11:08,237 --> 00:11:10,003
Do you think this jacket's
warm enough for Colorado?
311
00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:12,139
Or should I bring my down?
312
00:11:12,174 --> 00:11:13,774
All right, I'll see you guys
there. I'll see you guys.
313
00:11:13,809 --> 00:11:15,309
Um...
314
00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:18,011
You know, actually... neither.
315
00:11:18,047 --> 00:11:20,814
They want you to stay here and
shoot "A" cam at the mansion.
316
00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:22,215
Your name's gonna be on the call sheet.
317
00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:24,451
It's a legit promotion,
if you're up for it.
318
00:11:24,486 --> 00:11:26,687
This is huge! Of course I'm up for it!
319
00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:29,790
Thank you.
320
00:11:30,926 --> 00:11:32,125
You guys ready?
321
00:11:32,161 --> 00:11:34,027
Let's get this party started!
322
00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:36,863
[WHISTLES]
323
00:11:36,899 --> 00:11:39,032
[LAUGHING] Nice!
324
00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:41,868
A real step up from the
assistants pool, King.
325
00:11:41,904 --> 00:11:45,539
Yeah, I knew I had made it
when I got my own bar cart.
326
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,240
[LAUGHING] Oh, man.
327
00:11:47,276 --> 00:11:51,078
Your deadbeat dad must be up
your ass looking for handouts.
328
00:11:51,113 --> 00:11:52,879
How is Randy?
329
00:11:52,915 --> 00:11:54,381
Actually, he's dead.
330
00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,682
[LAUGHS] Ohh!
331
00:11:55,718 --> 00:11:57,884
Damn. I'm sorry. I didn't...
332
00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,319
Wait.
333
00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:01,555
You talk to your mom at the funeral?
334
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,223
- How'd that go?
- Well, it was great.
335
00:12:03,258 --> 00:12:05,892
'Cause she didn't show, as usual.
336
00:12:05,928 --> 00:12:06,928
[LAUGHS]
337
00:12:06,962 --> 00:12:09,730
- Uh, listen.
- Hmm?
338
00:12:09,765 --> 00:12:13,367
I have a proposition for you.
339
00:12:13,402 --> 00:12:15,002
I'm so flattered, honey.
340
00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:16,570
But you're not my type.
341
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,172
[LAUGHS] It is a business proposition.
342
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,441
- Look, Gary promised me four shows...
- Mm-hmm.
343
00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:22,909
And now I got to deliver.
344
00:12:22,945 --> 00:12:26,847
So, what do you say you and I partner up
345
00:12:26,882 --> 00:12:29,383
and we burn down this
boys club together?
346
00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:31,018
Quinn, uh...
347
00:12:31,053 --> 00:12:33,053
You said that you wanted
to get back into scripted,
348
00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:34,721
and I am up for that, too.
349
00:12:36,158 --> 00:12:38,358
- I can't.
- Why not?
350
00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,093
I only want to get back into scripted
351
00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:42,295
if I can make high-end, premium content.
352
00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:43,930
And that's not your brand.
353
00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:46,400
I am trying to make that my brand.
354
00:12:46,435 --> 00:12:48,101
[CHUCKLING] Quinn.
355
00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:50,570
"Everlasting" is a schlocky dating show.
356
00:12:50,606 --> 00:12:53,140
"Will she find love?" Who cares?
357
00:12:53,175 --> 00:12:56,710
The kinds of stories I'm talking
about strike a cultural chord.
358
00:12:56,745 --> 00:12:58,311
They mean more, go deeper.
359
00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:01,214
Excuse me, but I am finding a mommy
360
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,383
for Little Orphan What's-Her-Face.
361
00:13:03,419 --> 00:13:04,651
That is deep.
362
00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:06,153
Quinn, you can't seriously believe
363
00:13:06,188 --> 00:13:07,320
what Rachel is selling?
364
00:13:07,356 --> 00:13:09,156
I mean, she's kind of a nutjob.
365
00:13:09,191 --> 00:13:11,258
America's gonna eat it up.
366
00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:14,161
I can serve high-end without
putting people to sleep
367
00:13:14,196 --> 00:13:16,430
with this PBS euthanasia crap.
368
00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:18,131
You really think this show is that good?
369
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:20,167
No. I am.
370
00:13:20,202 --> 00:13:23,236
♪♪
371
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,739
Hey, Rach, uh...
372
00:13:25,774 --> 00:13:27,474
I just want to see,
how's your dad doing?
373
00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:29,976
- Um, he's great, actually, he is.
- Yeah?
374
00:13:30,012 --> 00:13:34,581
Yeah. Um, look, I just wanted
to thank you for, um...
375
00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:35,616
your help.
376
00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:38,585
I always liked your dad, you know?
377
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,520
I don't know if he liked me, but...
378
00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:42,456
Are you kidding me? Thank you.
379
00:13:42,491 --> 00:13:44,925
He actually told me to marry you.
380
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,194
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
381
00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:49,429
I mean, he was also on drugs
at the time, so...
382
00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:50,964
Yeah, yeah.
383
00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:53,300
All right, guys, we've got
"B" camera waiting inside.
384
00:13:53,335 --> 00:13:54,835
Serena, please, let's bring you over.
385
00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:56,470
Owen. Thank you.
386
00:13:56,505 --> 00:14:00,474
All right, here we go.
We are rolling in... 3, 2...
387
00:14:00,509 --> 00:14:04,778
[SIREN WAILING, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
388
00:14:04,813 --> 00:14:07,114
Hey, guys.
389
00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:09,015
Nice to meet you.
390
00:14:09,051 --> 00:14:10,650
[GASPS] Oh, my goodness. Thank you.
391
00:14:10,686 --> 00:14:11,718
Daddy!
392
00:14:11,753 --> 00:14:13,453
Riley! Come here!
393
00:14:13,489 --> 00:14:15,188
Hi, baby girl! How are you?
394
00:14:15,224 --> 00:14:16,623
Good? Yeah?
395
00:14:17,693 --> 00:14:18,959
I want you to meet somebody.
396
00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:19,994
Hi!
397
00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:21,895
- You're my new mommy!
- Oh! What?
398
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,663
Uh, no, I'm not. I...
399
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,633
I mean, I-I might be...
400
00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:28,335
[CHUCKLES] ...someday.
401
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,171
Um, can you shake hands?
402
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,572
Yeah.
403
00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,341
Got to shake a little tougher than that.
404
00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:36,009
There you go. That's a good,
strong handshake.
405
00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:37,644
RILEY: Uh... Daddy?
406
00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,246
Riley, why don't we go get
you some ginger ale, huh?
407
00:14:39,281 --> 00:14:40,547
- Okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
408
00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:48,582
♪♪
409
00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,334
What the hell are you doing?
410
00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:55,830
What does it look like?
411
00:14:55,865 --> 00:14:57,431
Think this is gonna impress Serena?
412
00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:58,766
Digging a hole?
413
00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:00,468
It's not a hole, mate.
414
00:15:00,503 --> 00:15:01,836
It's an infiltration pit.
415
00:15:01,871 --> 00:15:03,471
The mansion's got a huge runoff problem,
416
00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:05,640
and this pit will allow the rainwater
417
00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:07,308
to percolate down through the soil.
418
00:15:07,343 --> 00:15:09,644
- So you're digging a hole, then?
- That's very funny.
419
00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:12,113
It's actually an environmental disaster.
420
00:15:12,148 --> 00:15:15,616
And none of this is to, uh,
impress Serena?
421
00:15:15,652 --> 00:15:18,352
I'm pretty sure my time for
impressing Serena is long gone,
422
00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:19,487
all right?
423
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:21,188
So, while I'm still here,
424
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,624
I need to get back to the real
reason I came on this show.
425
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,285
And what's that?
426
00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:26,170
Tell the world the
environment needs saving.
427
00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:30,231
And something as little as a hole,
428
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,632
anyone can make a difference.
429
00:15:31,668 --> 00:15:33,534
- Maybe even you.
- For the love of God.
430
00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:36,170
My investments have made more
in interest for clean water
431
00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:39,840
than your sodding Eco-business
could make in a lifetime.
432
00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:41,676
Lady, you okay?
433
00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:44,011
I don't know. I just,
like, froze, or something.
434
00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:46,147
She's a kid. She doesn't
even know what she's saying.
435
00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:48,082
No, Rachel, she seemed pretty clear.
436
00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:50,184
- She's 6 years old.
- I know. I know that.
437
00:15:50,219 --> 00:15:52,186
But I don't have a lot
of experience with kids.
438
00:15:52,221 --> 00:15:55,022
My nephews live back east,
so I never see them.
439
00:15:55,058 --> 00:15:57,592
O-Obviously, I knew that Owen
had a daughter,
440
00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,193
I just, you know,
441
00:15:59,228 --> 00:16:01,162
I'm just not really sure that
I'm ready to be insta-mom.
442
00:16:01,197 --> 00:16:03,531
All Riley wants is somebody to love her.
443
00:16:03,566 --> 00:16:06,067
I mean, she's never even had a real mom.
444
00:16:06,102 --> 00:16:07,702
And you would be an incredible one.
445
00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:09,370
Yeah?
446
00:16:09,405 --> 00:16:10,871
Must be nice being a corporate shill
447
00:16:10,907 --> 00:16:13,574
who's never gotten dirt
under his fingernails or...
448
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:16,344
or broken a sweat, like a real man.
449
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,245
Hmm. That's funny.
450
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,747
- Thank you.
- You're a funny man.
451
00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:21,716
Um... you know what?
452
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:23,584
I...
453
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,420
I think I, uh...
454
00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:28,389
I think I feel like digging a hole, too.
455
00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:30,891
You sure you don't want to just
sit and watch? Get a cup of tea?
456
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,793
Just take it easy, Princess, all righty?
457
00:16:32,829 --> 00:16:35,029
Right. Watch me.
458
00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:37,264
Hey, what the hell is this?
459
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,767
Are you just giving up now?
460
00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:43,204
Yo. I was meditating.
You just blocked my chi.
461
00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:44,739
Look, you are my last guy.
462
00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:46,574
If you get cut, then I go home, too.
463
00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:47,808
I ain't goin' nowhere.
464
00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:49,377
We need a plan. So, what're you...
465
00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:51,212
- Look, you got to stop.
- Stressing, all right?
466
00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:52,913
I got my own plan.
I'm playing the slow game.
467
00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:54,749
Serena and I, we got a connection.
468
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,717
- I'm like her confidant.
- Okay, she doesn't want a friend.
469
00:16:56,753 --> 00:16:58,285
She's looking for a husband.
470
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,956
Hey. Sorry to interrupt. I just...
471
00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,491
Should I be filming that?
472
00:17:03,526 --> 00:17:06,394
[BOTH GRUNTING]
473
00:17:06,429 --> 00:17:08,663
Yes, you should definitely
be filming that.
474
00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:11,599
Ooh...
475
00:17:11,634 --> 00:17:12,667
Ahhh...
476
00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:13,668
Ahh...
477
00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:16,237
Hey. Owen.
478
00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:19,106
Owen, hey, I'm... I'm so sorry
the "mommy" thing upset me.
479
00:17:19,142 --> 00:17:22,143
I was afraid that this was all
gonna be too much, too soon.
480
00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:25,913
It's not fair to you,
and it's not fair to Riley.
481
00:17:25,948 --> 00:17:28,449
You got to understand,
she's everything to me.
482
00:17:28,484 --> 00:17:30,985
So if things aren't good with her,
483
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,287
then nothing else matters.
484
00:17:33,322 --> 00:17:36,590
I think we just need some
daddy/daughter time... alone.
485
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:38,859
Sure. Yeah, no.
Take all the time you need.
486
00:17:42,065 --> 00:17:44,498
Hey. Rachel, I'm worried about this.
487
00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:46,255
I mean, I feel like we didn't
really think this through.
488
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,111
I thought this through.
489
00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:48,803
I thought that this
was a really good idea,
490
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:50,271
which is why you are here.
491
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,841
Maybe Owen and I could,
like, sneak away later,
492
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,309
- I mean, just the two of us.
- No!
493
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,111
Owen and Riley are, like,
this package deal.
494
00:17:57,146 --> 00:17:59,046
You can't just ship her off.
495
00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:02,817
Well, look, Serena, if you're
not seeing her as a plus,
496
00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:04,518
maybe this isn't the right fit for you.
497
00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:05,853
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
498
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:07,455
This is all happening a little fast.
499
00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:09,156
I think I just...
500
00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:11,692
I just need a minute to... think, okay?
501
00:18:11,728 --> 00:18:13,461
Yeah. Okay.
502
00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:15,996
♪♪
503
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:20,067
QUINN: Hey. Rachel?
504
00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,036
Aren't you supposed to
be in the middle of a date?
505
00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:23,337
Is there a problem?
506
00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:25,339
Uh, yeah, actually, there is.
507
00:18:25,374 --> 00:18:26,841
Look, I screwed up, okay?
508
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,409
Serena's just, like, not into it.
509
00:18:28,444 --> 00:18:30,711
The little girl ran into
her arms and called her "mommy,"
510
00:18:30,747 --> 00:18:33,047
and it just completely
freaked Serena out.
511
00:18:33,082 --> 00:18:35,583
[LAUGHS] Well, we could definitely
make something out of that.
512
00:18:35,618 --> 00:18:38,052
Okay, yeah, well, maybe you can,
but I'm just not going to.
513
00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:39,854
Ah! This is what I was afraid of.
514
00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:42,256
Rachel, "Heartland Hometown Hero"
515
00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,358
needs to win for ratings... period!
516
00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:45,393
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
517
00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:49,196
Hey, Jay!
518
00:18:49,232 --> 00:18:50,831
Hey, what? What's up?
519
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:54,201
Uh... Rachel's brain has
officially turned to mush.
520
00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:56,670
I need you to prep Alexi,
because if Owen goes south,
521
00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:59,273
then I need your guy to jump in
and spice things up.
522
00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:01,075
- Copy that.
- Great.
523
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:04,011
Somebody go book me
a flight to Colorado!
524
00:19:04,046 --> 00:19:09,917
♪♪
525
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,899
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
526
00:19:22,643 --> 00:19:24,343
What's up? What're you doing here?
527
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:26,879
You, uh, scared me a little
on the phone, Rachel.
528
00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:29,014
Where is Serena?
529
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,783
Why is she not in full mommy-mode?
530
00:19:30,818 --> 00:19:32,451
I told you, that's not gonna happen.
531
00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:34,186
And why is that?
532
00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:37,223
Look, I think it's not too late
to pull the plug.
533
00:19:37,258 --> 00:19:39,925
You know, we could still head to
England. Jay was right.
534
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,395
Um, Owen is your guy.
535
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,744
And you're just gonna
tank him like that?
536
00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:44,473
Right. No, I know.
537
00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,365
He's my guy, and I care
about him... and Serena,
538
00:19:46,401 --> 00:19:48,601
which is why I just... Look, I
really don't want to force this.
539
00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:50,870
What happened to "making a family"?
540
00:19:50,905 --> 00:19:53,205
Serena isn't into it, and, what,
Riley's gonna grow up
541
00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:54,640
thinking that this was her fault?
542
00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:56,208
I'm not doing that to a 6-year-old.
543
00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:59,779
Oh, my God. This is not
your family, Rachel.
544
00:19:59,814 --> 00:20:03,082
Riley is not you,
and Serena is not Olive.
545
00:20:03,117 --> 00:20:04,984
I'm not gonna let her screw up this kid.
546
00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:06,318
We can't make Serena feel something
547
00:20:06,354 --> 00:20:07,653
she doesn't want to feel, okay, Quinn?
548
00:20:07,688 --> 00:20:10,423
That is our entire job
description, okay?
549
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,259
If she is not feeling it,
we make her feel it.
550
00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:15,094
So, go... do your job.
551
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,132
Hey, don't get too attached
to this scenery.
552
00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,801
If I have anything to say
about this, we're headed home
553
00:20:21,836 --> 00:20:24,103
- after this last setup.
- Why? What's going on?
554
00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:25,604
Quinn wants to make big drama here,
555
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,939
but it's not good for the kid.
556
00:20:26,974 --> 00:20:28,674
So be thinking a "tearful goodbye"
557
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:29,942
as the shot composition.
558
00:20:29,977 --> 00:20:31,477
Just a heads-up.
559
00:20:31,512 --> 00:20:33,913
- Hey, uh, Serena?
- Hey.
560
00:20:33,948 --> 00:20:35,581
Can I, uh, talk to you before
we head to Owen's?
561
00:20:35,616 --> 00:20:36,949
Listen, I-I've been thinking about it...
562
00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:38,083
- Yeah.
- And you're totally right.
563
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,819
I have to make Riley the priority.
564
00:20:39,854 --> 00:20:41,654
Seriously? You know, she
loves pancakes, so...
565
00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:43,322
it's, like, the only thing
I actually know how to make.
566
00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:45,958
I'll make her blueberry pancakes
and braid her hair.
567
00:20:45,993 --> 00:20:47,827
And she's got to love that, right?
568
00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,829
- Come on.
- What?
569
00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:52,198
- Is this even what you want?
- I am trying to want it.
570
00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:53,999
I mean, it's what you said...
it's a package deal.
571
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,202
This whole thing is supposed to
be about finding the right guy,
572
00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:57,913
not proving that you can
get an "A" at everything.
573
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:58,481
[SCOFFS]
574
00:20:58,506 --> 00:21:00,940
Oh, so all that stuff you said about
Owen being the perfect guy for me,
575
00:21:00,975 --> 00:21:02,541
I'm just supposed to forget all of that?
576
00:21:02,577 --> 00:21:03,876
No. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying that this
577
00:21:03,911 --> 00:21:06,812
is not about Owen. This is about Riley.
578
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,682
Look, I know what it's like
to be the daughter
579
00:21:09,717 --> 00:21:12,551
of a driven woman who
always put herself first.
580
00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:13,786
Okay, that's not who I am.
581
00:21:13,821 --> 00:21:15,221
I... I mean, it's not...
582
00:21:15,256 --> 00:21:18,224
- who I want to be.
- I know. I'm sorry. I...
583
00:21:18,259 --> 00:21:21,527
I'm just saying that if you do
this before you're really ready,
584
00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:23,662
you and Riley could
both come to regret it.
585
00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:25,164
Okay, let me think about it.
586
00:21:25,199 --> 00:21:26,632
You know, when we get back
to the mansion...
587
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:27,967
No, if you're gonna do it,
if you're gonna cut him,
588
00:21:28,002 --> 00:21:29,368
you need to do it right now.
589
00:21:29,403 --> 00:21:30,703
Let's let him stay here
and be with his kid.
590
00:21:30,738 --> 00:21:32,271
He can't leave her again.
591
00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:34,373
We're gonna make him look like
this incredible father.
592
00:21:34,408 --> 00:21:35,808
There's gonna be women, like,
593
00:21:35,843 --> 00:21:37,810
lining up for miles to go out with him.
594
00:21:37,845 --> 00:21:39,545
I mean, you're doing the guy a favor.
595
00:21:41,048 --> 00:21:42,248
I'll go get Owen ready.
596
00:21:43,784 --> 00:21:45,551
This is the right thing to be doing.
597
00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,253
Fine. I'll call him myself.
598
00:21:47,288 --> 00:21:48,821
[CELLPHONE BEEPS] Uh, hey, Rachel.
599
00:21:48,856 --> 00:21:51,257
Um, uh, where's Hurt Locker
and Honey Boo Boo?
600
00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:53,058
Uh, well, I think Serena's
about to cut Owen,
601
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,660
and then we're gonna pack it up.
602
00:21:54,695 --> 00:21:56,862
So you just did the opposite
of what I asked?
603
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,832
Mmmmm... yes.
604
00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:02,568
Great. This'll be a hometown
date to remember.
605
00:22:02,603 --> 00:22:05,170
Come on. It's gonna be some big,
huge, tearful goodbye.
606
00:22:05,206 --> 00:22:06,839
There's not gonna be a dry eye
in the house.
607
00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:08,173
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
608
00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:09,675
Then what else will be on TV that night?
609
00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:11,610
Because that's what I will be watching.
610
00:22:11,646 --> 00:22:14,346
No, Rachel, we're gonna
blow this thing up.
611
00:22:14,382 --> 00:22:16,549
Talk to me. How much longer?
612
00:22:16,584 --> 00:22:20,419
Our contestants have returned
to a primal state
613
00:22:20,454 --> 00:22:25,391
in pursuit of winning the lovely
Serena's affection.
614
00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:27,059
Excuse me.
615
00:22:27,094 --> 00:22:31,063
♪♪
616
00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:32,364
Ohh!
617
00:22:33,634 --> 00:22:35,568
It seems that August
618
00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:39,071
has penetrated the deepest
within the earth.
619
00:22:39,106 --> 00:22:40,773
That's not why I did this.
620
00:22:40,808 --> 00:22:42,608
August is the winner!
621
00:22:42,643 --> 00:22:45,444
It's not a competition, Graham.
It's an infiltration pit.
622
00:22:45,479 --> 00:22:47,212
Wait, wait. What does
he get for the win?
623
00:22:47,248 --> 00:22:49,415
Uh... a one-on-one date with Serena.
624
00:22:49,450 --> 00:22:51,317
Hold on. Hold on.
Ain't nobody tell me that.
625
00:22:51,352 --> 00:22:52,718
Hold on. Give me that shovel.
626
00:22:55,289 --> 00:22:57,156
This is a joke.
All right, I'm out of here.
627
00:22:57,191 --> 00:22:59,058
This is stupid. I'm done. I'm out, too.
628
00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,793
Follow my lead. Female gaze.
629
00:23:00,828 --> 00:23:01,961
You got me?
630
00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:03,729
Absolutely.
631
00:23:03,764 --> 00:23:05,230
Let's sex this thing up.
632
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,100
August, you can't go back
to the mansion like that.
633
00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:09,635
You're filthy. What are you doing?!
634
00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:12,605
Give it here! I'll do it myself.
What's wrong with you?
635
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,973
Hey, Jasper, get back here!
636
00:23:14,008 --> 00:23:15,407
I am not your show monkey, little girl.
637
00:23:15,443 --> 00:23:16,609
Good luck with this, Tarzan.
638
00:23:18,112 --> 00:23:20,012
What the hell are you doing?
639
00:23:20,047 --> 00:23:20,614
Are you a child?
640
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,324
You need to clean yourself
off there, big boy.
641
00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:23,682
- Okay.
- You all right?
642
00:23:23,718 --> 00:23:25,084
- What are you...
- Oh, there we go!
643
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,352
That's nice and clean for you, buddy.
644
00:23:26,387 --> 00:23:27,953
Is this soft-core enough for you?
645
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,822
Well, we had girls in bikinis
on the North Pole.
646
00:23:29,857 --> 00:23:31,824
- I'd say this is revenge.
- [CHUCKLES]
647
00:23:31,859 --> 00:23:34,193
I'm really glad Jeremy didn't
take you to Colorado.
648
00:23:34,228 --> 00:23:36,161
- I was a little surprised, though.
- Why?
649
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:38,263
Hometown dates are like crew prom.
650
00:23:38,299 --> 00:23:41,500
There's hotel rooms and
mini bars and doors that lock.
651
00:23:41,535 --> 00:23:42,835
Everybody hooks up.
652
00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:46,138
♪♪
653
00:23:46,173 --> 00:23:47,206
ZACH: Hey!
654
00:23:49,176 --> 00:23:51,176
Hey, I need to talk to you.
655
00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:53,045
Yeah. We'll go back to my house.
656
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,214
I know they're getting dinner
ready, and you don't want to...
657
00:23:55,249 --> 00:23:57,116
You okay?
658
00:23:57,151 --> 00:23:58,484
Like, not great.
659
00:23:58,519 --> 00:24:00,319
Cutting him is best for the kid.
660
00:24:00,354 --> 00:24:02,788
You're looking out for her,
Rach. It's...
661
00:24:02,823 --> 00:24:04,156
It's really nice.
662
00:24:04,191 --> 00:24:05,624
You're doing the right thing.
663
00:24:07,428 --> 00:24:08,994
OWEN: I'm sorry that things have been
664
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,163
- a little rough with Riley and...
- No, no, no.
665
00:24:11,198 --> 00:24:12,464
No, no. She's...
666
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,800
She's amazing, and you
are such a good dad.
667
00:24:14,835 --> 00:24:17,670
I mean, I-I can really see
how much you love her.
668
00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:18,837
[RILEY SCREAMS]
669
00:24:18,873 --> 00:24:20,973
No, no! Get away from me!
670
00:24:21,008 --> 00:24:22,408
- [SCREAMS]
- Oh, you want a balloon?
671
00:24:22,443 --> 00:24:24,376
- Hey! Get away from her!
- They hired me.
672
00:24:24,412 --> 00:24:26,852
- Daddy! The clown is scary!
- She's terrified of clowns, man.
673
00:24:26,881 --> 00:24:28,213
- They hired me to give out balloons.
- I don't care! Just get out of here!
674
00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,149
- Right now, okay?
- Quinn, what are you doing?
675
00:24:30,184 --> 00:24:31,650
[INDISTINCT ARGUING]
676
00:24:31,686 --> 00:24:33,919
[CRIES]
677
00:24:33,954 --> 00:24:36,155
Aw, are you okay, sweetie?
678
00:24:36,190 --> 00:24:38,023
QUINN: Oh, nice pee close-up, Camera B.
679
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,258
Jeremy, get in there!
680
00:24:39,293 --> 00:24:40,726
It's okay.
681
00:24:40,761 --> 00:24:42,261
You don't have to be embarrassed.
682
00:24:42,296 --> 00:24:43,896
- Put the camera down, man!
- RACHEL: Quinn!
683
00:24:43,931 --> 00:24:46,165
Put that camera down,
and you'll never pick one up
684
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,000
- on this show again.
- Rachel!
685
00:24:48,035 --> 00:24:48,661
What are you doing?!
686
00:24:48,672 --> 00:24:50,079
I didn't have anything to do with this.
687
00:24:50,104 --> 00:24:51,503
[SCOFFS]
688
00:24:51,539 --> 00:24:53,414
- He's still there!
- Get him away!
689
00:24:53,474 --> 00:24:55,074
- OWEN: Riley!
- [CRYING]
690
00:24:55,109 --> 00:24:56,675
- Oh, my God! Riley!
- [TRUCK HORN BLARES]
691
00:24:56,711 --> 00:24:58,177
Riley!
692
00:24:58,212 --> 00:25:01,080
[TIRES SCREECH]
693
00:25:01,115 --> 00:25:02,281
Riley!
694
00:25:03,484 --> 00:25:05,884
[PANTING]
695
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,952
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
696
00:25:06,987 --> 00:25:09,288
- You okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
697
00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:11,724
- You're fine. Everything's fine.
- We got you.
698
00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:13,926
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
699
00:25:13,961 --> 00:25:15,427
Come here.
700
00:25:16,564 --> 00:25:19,031
All right, we're gonna
cross the street, okay?
701
00:25:19,066 --> 00:25:20,933
Good. Everything's all right.
702
00:25:20,968 --> 00:25:22,801
I got you.
703
00:25:22,837 --> 00:25:24,903
Quinn, how could you do that?
I mean, seriously?
704
00:25:24,939 --> 00:25:26,939
After everything
that's happened on this show?
705
00:25:26,974 --> 00:25:28,373
The kid is fine.
706
00:25:28,409 --> 00:25:30,609
You used her one pathological fear.
707
00:25:30,644 --> 00:25:33,212
It was a clown! All right?
708
00:25:33,247 --> 00:25:35,280
I didn't know she was gonna go
running into the street,
709
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:38,751
- like some scared Chihuahua.
- Quinn, she could have died.
710
00:25:38,786 --> 00:25:42,054
But she didn't, okay?
Besides, I don't understand.
711
00:25:42,089 --> 00:25:44,823
Whatever happened to, like,
facing our fears, okay?
712
00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:46,792
I'm so sick and tired of all this
713
00:25:46,827 --> 00:25:48,894
overprotective parent crap!
714
00:25:48,929 --> 00:25:50,596
I grew up without a mother,
715
00:25:50,631 --> 00:25:52,498
your mother is a certified psycho,
716
00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:53,766
and we are fine.
717
00:25:55,002 --> 00:25:56,335
Most days.
718
00:25:56,370 --> 00:25:57,436
All right? And look at them.
719
00:25:57,471 --> 00:25:59,271
They are a beautiful family.
720
00:25:59,306 --> 00:26:01,740
I got all of her mama juices flowing.
721
00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:03,008
I did that.
722
00:26:03,043 --> 00:26:04,843
I did what you couldn't do.
723
00:26:07,882 --> 00:26:10,122
- Hey. Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah, of course.
724
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:12,284
- Hi. Sorry.
- Are you okay?
725
00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:13,986
Yeah, yeah. If you want, why don't we,
726
00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:16,522
like, push the goodbye
by like an hour, or...
727
00:26:16,557 --> 00:26:18,690
No. No, no. I-I want to stay.
728
00:26:18,726 --> 00:26:20,459
I can't just cut him after all that.
729
00:26:20,494 --> 00:26:22,661
I-I know it's crazy,
but the way that I felt
730
00:26:22,696 --> 00:26:25,697
when I saw Riley run into
the street, I just...
731
00:26:25,733 --> 00:26:27,866
Yeah, it was, like,
an amazing moment, for sure.
732
00:26:27,902 --> 00:26:30,769
But it was just one intense moment.
733
00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:33,438
And being a mother, it's...
you know, it's 24/7.
734
00:26:33,474 --> 00:26:34,806
I mean, nothing has
changed here, Serena.
735
00:26:34,817 --> 00:26:35,450
No, but it has.
736
00:26:35,476 --> 00:26:36,809
That's what I'm trying to say.
737
00:26:36,844 --> 00:26:39,044
And maybe I can do the mom thing.
738
00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:40,979
I mean, the way that I felt
about Riley in that moment,
739
00:26:41,015 --> 00:26:44,349
I-I'm not gonna just leave
that here in Colorado.
740
00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:46,285
Oh, yeah, okay.
741
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,553
- Okay?
- I mean, yeah, of course.
742
00:26:47,588 --> 00:26:48,620
- It's your choice, so...
- Okay.
743
00:26:48,656 --> 00:26:52,991
♪♪
744
00:26:56,793 --> 00:27:00,183
[UP-TEMPO LATIN MUSIC LAYS]
745
00:27:02,582 --> 00:27:03,748
[SNIFFS]
746
00:27:03,770 --> 00:27:05,236
[GASPS]
747
00:27:05,247 --> 00:27:08,448
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is amazing.
748
00:27:08,492 --> 00:27:09,891
Give it to me.
749
00:27:09,926 --> 00:27:10,959
Yeah.
750
00:27:10,994 --> 00:27:12,961
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
751
00:27:12,996 --> 00:27:15,296
This is fantastic!
752
00:27:15,332 --> 00:27:16,332
[CAMERA CLICKS]
753
00:27:17,968 --> 00:27:19,467
Give it to me. Give it to me.
754
00:27:19,503 --> 00:27:20,769
[CAMERA CLICKS]
755
00:27:20,804 --> 00:27:23,371
[LAUGHS]
756
00:27:23,407 --> 00:27:26,107
Brazil street dance is the best!
757
00:27:26,143 --> 00:27:31,312
It's a mixture of samba, drums...
758
00:27:31,348 --> 00:27:32,781
and sex.
759
00:27:32,816 --> 00:27:34,816
You are unbelievable.
760
00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:36,284
Come here.
761
00:27:38,188 --> 00:27:39,621
[CAMERA CLICKS]
762
00:27:39,656 --> 00:27:40,889
[LAUGHS]
763
00:27:43,326 --> 00:27:45,260
[GIGGLING]
764
00:27:45,295 --> 00:27:47,929
- Help me!
- No! She can't help you!
765
00:27:47,964 --> 00:27:50,498
No! I can't help you! I can't help you!
766
00:27:50,534 --> 00:27:52,667
See? That is called a story arc, Rachel.
767
00:27:52,702 --> 00:27:53,968
She wasn't into it at first,
768
00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:55,470
but now she is.
769
00:27:55,505 --> 00:27:57,439
Well, I'm glad you're happy.
I hope it was worth it.
770
00:27:57,474 --> 00:27:59,507
What... Worth what? Doing my job?
771
00:27:59,543 --> 00:28:02,343
Or doing your job, actually?
772
00:28:02,379 --> 00:28:05,180
You scarred that little girl for life.
773
00:28:05,215 --> 00:28:06,448
She's gonna be getting teased
774
00:28:06,483 --> 00:28:07,849
about pissing her pants in college.
775
00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:09,083
I mean, do you want to just, like,
776
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:10,652
set up her therapy fund right now?
777
00:28:10,687 --> 00:28:11,953
Just get over it.
778
00:28:14,658 --> 00:28:16,424
Did Fiona put you up to this?
779
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:18,593
She doesn't even work in reality TV.
780
00:28:18,628 --> 00:28:20,528
She has no idea what we do.
781
00:28:20,564 --> 00:28:22,997
No one puts me up to anything.
782
00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:25,500
Right. Right.
783
00:28:25,535 --> 00:28:27,469
They are kissing. That is your guy.
784
00:28:27,504 --> 00:28:29,971
You should be thanking me.
785
00:28:30,006 --> 00:28:31,272
Thanks, Quinn.
786
00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:36,778
♪♪
787
00:28:36,813 --> 00:28:38,379
Hey, Quinn.
788
00:28:38,415 --> 00:28:40,181
I have some really great news.
789
00:28:40,217 --> 00:28:42,517
While everyone was away,
I got August, Jasper, and Zach
790
00:28:42,552 --> 00:28:45,653
to compete in a dig-off
for Serena, and August won.
791
00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:48,456
What the hell is a dig-off?
That sounds ridiculous.
792
00:28:48,492 --> 00:28:50,391
I mean, it's a little caveman macho,
793
00:28:50,427 --> 00:28:52,660
but I got some really great
footage of the guys.
794
00:28:52,696 --> 00:28:54,362
- Look.
- Okay.
795
00:28:56,233 --> 00:28:58,066
Hi. Uh, yeah, this is Rachel Goldberg.
796
00:28:58,101 --> 00:28:59,400
I'm calling for my father.
797
00:29:01,671 --> 00:29:03,471
Okay, well, can you just
tell him that I called
798
00:29:03,507 --> 00:29:04,539
and I'll try again later?
799
00:29:04,574 --> 00:29:05,740
Thank you.
800
00:29:05,775 --> 00:29:07,809
CHET: Hey! Where are you going?
801
00:29:07,844 --> 00:29:09,711
You got to get to the network
with that footage.
802
00:29:09,746 --> 00:29:11,746
T-They're gonna cream in their
jeans when they see that.
803
00:29:11,781 --> 00:29:13,848
You just bought us season 16!
804
00:29:13,884 --> 00:29:15,350
So, you're really okay with all of this?
805
00:29:15,385 --> 00:29:17,318
Yes, absolutely.
What are you talking about?
806
00:29:17,354 --> 00:29:20,154
Do you know what Quinn did
to get that footage?
807
00:29:20,190 --> 00:29:22,090
She made a little girl piss herself.
808
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,526
Well, listen, these things
happen with children.
809
00:29:24,561 --> 00:29:26,094
Quinn made it happen.
810
00:29:26,129 --> 00:29:29,998
She deliberately terrified
a 6-year-old who almost died.
811
00:29:30,033 --> 00:29:31,900
I mean, how would you feel
if that was your kid?
812
00:29:31,935 --> 00:29:33,902
Rachel, what are you talking about?
813
00:29:33,937 --> 00:29:37,038
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS]
814
00:29:37,073 --> 00:29:38,840
[LAUGHS]
815
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:43,444
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
816
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,848
Mud wrestling... we haven't
done that before.
817
00:29:46,883 --> 00:29:49,751
Yeah. We can use this, Madison.
818
00:29:49,786 --> 00:29:51,753
Good job.
819
00:29:51,788 --> 00:29:53,254
I kinda promised that
820
00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:55,256
whoever won would get
a one-on-one date with Serena.
821
00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:58,359
Mm. Well, you kinda shouldn't
make promises you can't keep.
822
00:29:58,395 --> 00:29:59,961
No one-on-one dates without my say-so.
823
00:29:59,996 --> 00:30:02,397
Okay, but, you know that August
isn't even my guy, right?
824
00:30:02,432 --> 00:30:03,898
Look, I'm totally a team player.
825
00:30:03,934 --> 00:30:06,901
I will help anyone on the team.
826
00:30:06,937 --> 00:30:08,369
Fine. Okay?
827
00:30:08,405 --> 00:30:10,071
August can have a few minutes to grovel,
828
00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:12,206
- but that is it, all right?
- Okay, thank you.
829
00:30:12,242 --> 00:30:14,242
Now go wave your pom-poms
somewhere else.
830
00:30:15,445 --> 00:30:18,780
Just find out who put up these
peacocks! I hate them!
831
00:30:18,815 --> 00:30:19,881
CHET: Hey! Quinn! Quinnie!
832
00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:21,382
Is it true what I heard?
833
00:30:21,418 --> 00:30:23,217
Did you scare that kid on purpose?
834
00:30:23,253 --> 00:30:25,086
Is the kid okay? Yes.
835
00:30:25,121 --> 00:30:26,721
Is the footage great? Yes.
836
00:30:26,756 --> 00:30:27,922
What was it, Fiona's idea?
837
00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:29,591
Oh, grow up, Chet.
838
00:30:29,626 --> 00:30:31,926
Hey, I'm all grown up, Quinn. But you?
839
00:30:31,962 --> 00:30:33,728
You know, I did what I had
to do for the show.
840
00:30:33,763 --> 00:30:35,463
And everything was fine.
841
00:30:35,498 --> 00:30:38,232
You don't get it, do you?
You crossed a line.
842
00:30:38,268 --> 00:30:40,935
Oh! Suddenly there's a line?
843
00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:43,905
Yes. And if you were a mother,
you'd understand.
844
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:45,907
If you had children of your own,
845
00:30:45,942 --> 00:30:47,976
you never would've done
something like that.
846
00:30:49,613 --> 00:30:52,113
You're right. I am not a mother.
847
00:30:52,148 --> 00:30:55,450
So how could I possibly know
if you're a good father?
848
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,453
Guess you'll have to find someone else
849
00:30:58,488 --> 00:31:00,288
to speak at your visitation hearing.
850
00:31:00,323 --> 00:31:02,190
No. Don't do that. Hey, Quinn.
851
00:31:02,225 --> 00:31:03,257
Quinn!
852
00:31:03,293 --> 00:31:06,761
[DOOR SLAMS, LOCK CLICKS]
853
00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:08,203
Please don't do this.
854
00:31:16,297 --> 00:31:17,297
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
855
00:31:17,332 --> 00:31:18,765
Hey, Serena.
856
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,000
- Yeah?
- Hi. Uh, you're needed on set.
857
00:31:21,036 --> 00:31:22,486
For what?
858
00:31:22,525 --> 00:31:24,024
I think you're probably
gonna want to come
859
00:31:24,059 --> 00:31:25,392
and see this for yourself.
860
00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:27,027
- Okay.
- Yeah.
861
00:31:27,062 --> 00:31:33,567
♪♪
862
00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,636
What's going on?
863
00:31:35,671 --> 00:31:37,871
You... You brought me out here
to look at a hole?
864
00:31:37,907 --> 00:31:40,140
No. It's a water infiltration pit.
865
00:31:40,175 --> 00:31:41,675
Or, at least, it will be.
866
00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:44,077
See, this will make the mansion
more sustainable.
867
00:31:44,113 --> 00:31:45,512
Oh.
868
00:31:45,548 --> 00:31:48,815
And it was Madison's idea
to bring you here.
869
00:31:48,851 --> 00:31:50,183
Not mine.
870
00:31:50,219 --> 00:31:52,586
'Cause you're just... not interested.
871
00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:55,756
Of course I'm interested, Serena.
872
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,858
But... whatever happens between us,
873
00:31:57,893 --> 00:31:59,560
that's... that's up to you now.
874
00:32:00,896 --> 00:32:02,763
I just want to use my time
left on the show
875
00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:03,830
for something good.
876
00:32:03,866 --> 00:32:05,532
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
877
00:32:05,568 --> 00:32:07,100
Yo!
878
00:32:07,136 --> 00:32:08,769
I dug a hole, too!
879
00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:11,238
[CHUCKLING] Okay, let me see your hole.
880
00:32:11,273 --> 00:32:13,273
Size doesn't matter, right?
881
00:32:13,309 --> 00:32:15,008
Look, I gave this hole everything I got,
882
00:32:15,044 --> 00:32:17,010
'cause I want to show you
how serious I am about you.
883
00:32:17,046 --> 00:32:18,512
Not as a friend...
884
00:32:18,547 --> 00:32:20,280
but as a lover.
885
00:32:20,316 --> 00:32:21,682
As a man.
886
00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:26,553
Do you even know what
an infiltration pit is?
887
00:32:26,589 --> 00:32:27,854
Does it matter?
888
00:32:27,890 --> 00:32:29,523
Look, I got 3.8 million followers.
889
00:32:29,558 --> 00:32:32,526
I could tweet this out,
we'll have holes everywhere.
890
00:32:32,561 --> 00:32:33,927
Whack-a-mole nation.
891
00:32:33,963 --> 00:32:35,596
- [LAUGHS]
- Actually, I, uh...
892
00:32:35,631 --> 00:32:37,397
I promised Quinn that
we'd get back to the mansion.
893
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:40,033
We got to prep
for the elimination ceremony.
894
00:32:40,069 --> 00:32:42,369
- Cool.
- Well, thank you...
895
00:32:42,404 --> 00:32:43,728
Yeah, of course. You
like it, though, right?
896
00:32:43,739 --> 00:32:44,414
For your holes.
897
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,872
Really, really great holes, guys.
898
00:32:45,908 --> 00:32:47,975
You love me for my holes, eh? [CHUCKLES]
899
00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:49,977
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
900
00:32:52,281 --> 00:32:53,313
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
901
00:32:53,349 --> 00:32:54,448
Come in.
902
00:32:56,085 --> 00:32:59,486
Hey, Owen. Can I talk
to you for a second?
903
00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:02,122
You want to apologize?
904
00:33:02,157 --> 00:33:04,958
Look.
905
00:33:04,994 --> 00:33:06,994
I had no idea about
that whole clown thing.
906
00:33:07,029 --> 00:33:09,229
[SCOFFS] You expect me to buy that?
907
00:33:09,264 --> 00:33:11,798
That's her one fear, Rachel. That
clown didn't just show up on its own.
908
00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:13,600
I know. And I would do
anything to protect Riley.
909
00:33:13,636 --> 00:33:16,770
Which is why I wanted to talk to you.
910
00:33:16,805 --> 00:33:18,772
Look, what Serena did, that was amazing.
911
00:33:18,807 --> 00:33:20,507
I mean, the woman's incredible.
912
00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:25,112
But... I really don't think
that she's ready to be a mom.
913
00:33:25,147 --> 00:33:26,780
You think I couldn't see that?
914
00:33:26,815 --> 00:33:28,448
You know, when I got back from Iraq,
915
00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:30,283
I had a baby dropped in my lap.
916
00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:33,153
I didn't feel it, either. I panicked.
917
00:33:33,188 --> 00:33:34,788
Thought about dropping her off
with my sister
918
00:33:34,823 --> 00:33:36,256
and asking her to raise her.
919
00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:38,025
But I grew into it.
920
00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:40,127
And so will Serena.
921
00:33:40,162 --> 00:33:41,628
And what if she doesn't?
922
00:33:43,999 --> 00:33:45,799
Look, I'm just saying, I had
a complicated relationship
923
00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:47,534
with my own mother, and...
924
00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:50,303
Serena dove in front of a truck
to save my daughter, Rachel.
925
00:33:50,339 --> 00:33:52,706
- That's the kind of person that she is.
- I know.
926
00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:55,809
And besides, she has so many
other amazing qualities.
927
00:33:55,844 --> 00:33:57,711
She has an incredible career,
928
00:33:57,746 --> 00:34:00,614
she travels all over the world,
she goes after what she wants.
929
00:34:00,649 --> 00:34:02,549
Do you have any idea what
having a role model like that
930
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:05,218
- would do for Riley?
- A role model, yes, but...
931
00:34:05,254 --> 00:34:07,688
Families are all different, Rachel.
932
00:34:07,723 --> 00:34:10,223
I believe that Serena will get there.
933
00:34:10,259 --> 00:34:14,061
And until then, I can be mom
enough for both of us.
934
00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:17,864
Look, I know that doesn't sound
manly or whatever, but...
935
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,332
No, it, um...
936
00:34:22,104 --> 00:34:23,937
sounds really beautiful.
937
00:34:23,972 --> 00:34:30,177
♪♪
938
00:34:30,212 --> 00:34:33,013
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] [KNOCK ON DOOR]
939
00:34:33,048 --> 00:34:34,581
Hi.
940
00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:37,250
So, how was your time on the frontier?
941
00:34:37,286 --> 00:34:39,386
It was actually kind of incredible.
942
00:34:39,421 --> 00:34:41,722
I can really see what a life
there would look like.
943
00:34:41,757 --> 00:34:43,156
Mm.
944
00:34:43,192 --> 00:34:45,025
A life in the-middle-of-nowhere Colorado
945
00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:46,727
only seems like a good idea now
946
00:34:46,762 --> 00:34:49,830
because you've been stuck in
this hellhole of a mansion.
947
00:34:49,865 --> 00:34:52,432
Don't kid yourself.
It'd never be enough.
948
00:34:52,468 --> 00:34:53,867
It's just...
949
00:34:53,902 --> 00:34:55,235
It's not who you are.
950
00:34:55,270 --> 00:34:56,670
You know, maybe it's worth
951
00:34:56,705 --> 00:34:59,606
giving up a lifestyle
to find a real connection.
952
00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:01,174
Mm.
953
00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:03,276
And who says you have to choose?
954
00:35:06,315 --> 00:35:07,781
Why don't you have both?
955
00:35:09,818 --> 00:35:11,451
You think that's what we have?
956
00:35:11,487 --> 00:35:13,019
A real connection?
957
00:35:14,923 --> 00:35:16,556
You tell me.
958
00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:19,726
- Where is Alexi? Do you know?
- My darling sunflower!
959
00:35:19,762 --> 00:35:21,762
- Finally you came back to me.
- [GIGGLES]
960
00:35:21,797 --> 00:35:23,930
This place is so depressing without you.
961
00:35:23,966 --> 00:35:25,432
- I'm sorry if I'm late.
- Wish murder was legal.
962
00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:27,267
- Copy that.
- Some things are worth waiting for.
963
00:35:27,302 --> 00:35:28,869
Stop kissing her ass!
964
00:35:28,904 --> 00:35:32,272
All right, people, let's go!
Let's go! Action already!
965
00:35:33,642 --> 00:35:35,742
Oh, nice of you to show up.
966
00:35:35,778 --> 00:35:37,944
Yeah, sorry. I just...
967
00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:41,982
Gentlemen, we only have
four golden key rings,
968
00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:44,117
which means one of you
will leave tonight
969
00:35:44,153 --> 00:35:46,253
without having unlocked Serena's heart.
970
00:35:46,288 --> 00:35:51,091
This was... a very tough decision.
971
00:35:51,126 --> 00:35:53,460
And it honestly pains me
to know that one of you
972
00:35:53,495 --> 00:35:55,262
will be going home today.
973
00:35:55,297 --> 00:35:57,464
Owen, I had an incredible time
974
00:35:57,499 --> 00:35:59,399
with you and Riley in Frontier Creek.
975
00:35:59,434 --> 00:36:01,434
And I will always treasure it.
976
00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:04,104
See? I made a perfect family, Rachel.
977
00:36:04,139 --> 00:36:05,806
[CHUCKLES]
978
00:36:05,841 --> 00:36:06,907
Thanks for coming.
979
00:36:08,811 --> 00:36:11,111
- Jasper.
- Boom!
980
00:36:11,146 --> 00:36:12,612
You've given me a lot to think about,
981
00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:15,448
and I hope we can
continue our conversation
982
00:36:15,484 --> 00:36:16,883
moving forward.
983
00:36:19,988 --> 00:36:24,691
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is what I call a horse race.
984
00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:26,426
Alexi.
985
00:36:26,461 --> 00:36:29,696
You know how much I love
your creativity and passion.
986
00:36:29,731 --> 00:36:31,698
I hope I get to see more of it.
987
00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:34,835
QUINN: "Creativity."
That's a good word for it.
988
00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:37,671
GRAHAM: Serena, this is the last
key ring of the night.
989
00:36:37,706 --> 00:36:39,840
Dun-dun-dun!
990
00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:42,142
Two men left.
991
00:36:42,177 --> 00:36:43,777
One, a close friend,
992
00:36:43,812 --> 00:36:46,213
and the other, a challenging lover.
993
00:36:46,248 --> 00:36:48,281
Ugh! Graham! Gross!
994
00:36:48,317 --> 00:36:49,317
Thank you, Graham.
995
00:36:50,652 --> 00:36:51,785
Zach.
996
00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:53,353
Oh. Don't do it.
997
00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:56,189
I have had such a good time with you.
998
00:36:56,225 --> 00:36:59,059
But I didn't come on this show
just to have fun.
999
00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:01,127
I came here to look for a husband.
1000
00:37:01,163 --> 00:37:03,496
I just don't see that being
in the cards for us.
1001
00:37:03,532 --> 00:37:05,165
So, it's... it's this guy?
1002
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,733
Come on.
1003
00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:08,301
The fireman's cool.
1004
00:37:08,337 --> 00:37:09,803
But the rest of 'em?
1005
00:37:09,838 --> 00:37:12,005
You got an Australian douche, [CHUCKLES]
1006
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,175
You got a Russian douche,
you got a British douche.
1007
00:37:15,210 --> 00:37:17,210
You got the United Nations
of douche-Dom here.
1008
00:37:17,246 --> 00:37:19,312
[LAUGHS]
I mean, come on. He's not wrong.
1009
00:37:19,348 --> 00:37:22,048
I'm telling you, fun is underrated.
1010
00:37:22,084 --> 00:37:24,417
In 10 years, you're gonna
come crawling back.
1011
00:37:24,453 --> 00:37:26,219
I might just take you.
1012
00:37:29,191 --> 00:37:31,224
Where has that been all season?
1013
00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:33,593
Oh, now I wish we could keep him.
1014
00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:36,563
I wasn't leaving without doing that.
1015
00:37:36,598 --> 00:37:38,098
All right, douches.
1016
00:37:43,605 --> 00:37:46,606
Hey, it's, uh... Charlie, right?
1017
00:37:46,642 --> 00:37:48,174
That depends.
1018
00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:49,743
You are consistently getting footage
1019
00:37:49,778 --> 00:37:52,012
that my male D.P.s can't.
1020
00:37:52,047 --> 00:37:54,381
I mean, they have zero problem
shooting tits and ass,
1021
00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:56,383
but when it comes to
lighting a dick shadow,
1022
00:37:56,418 --> 00:37:59,019
they don't know squat.
1023
00:37:59,054 --> 00:38:00,287
So good work.
1024
00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:04,925
Wow.
1025
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,461
Last time that Quinn
gave me a compliment was...
1026
00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:10,897
Oh, yeah, that's right... never,
'cause I've never gotten one.
1027
00:38:10,933 --> 00:38:12,565
Ever.
1028
00:38:12,601 --> 00:38:14,601
Did you and Rachel have fun at prom?
1029
00:38:14,636 --> 00:38:15,936
Whoa. What are you talking about?
1030
00:38:15,971 --> 00:38:18,538
♪ I breathe, I feel ♪
1031
00:38:18,573 --> 00:38:19,806
Listen.
1032
00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:22,142
I see how you look at her.
1033
00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:25,578
I don't care if you still have
drama going on with her.
1034
00:38:25,614 --> 00:38:27,280
I'm just not gonna be a part of it.
1035
00:38:29,584 --> 00:38:32,919
P.S., it didn't suck being stuck
in a house full of hot guys.
1036
00:38:35,757 --> 00:38:37,557
Yeah.
1037
00:38:37,592 --> 00:38:40,060
Thanks for letting me know.
1038
00:38:40,095 --> 00:38:42,329
I will.
1039
00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:44,264
Look, I know what you're gonna say.
1040
00:38:44,299 --> 00:38:46,232
You're gonna say that I'm being blamey,
1041
00:38:46,268 --> 00:38:48,501
but Quinn manipulated this entire thing.
1042
00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:50,570
- And the worst part is... it's worked!
- Rachel.
1043
00:38:50,605 --> 00:38:51,147
Rachel...
1044
00:38:51,158 --> 00:38:52,782
So what the hell do I know
about creating a family?
1045
00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:53,840
Rachel!
1046
00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:55,308
I got to tell you something.
1047
00:38:55,344 --> 00:38:57,310
♪ Resembles life from time to time ♪
1048
00:38:57,346 --> 00:38:59,846
Asa checked out of the facility.
1049
00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:01,314
What?
1050
00:39:01,350 --> 00:39:03,950
He called your mom.
She came and got him.
1051
00:39:03,986 --> 00:39:05,819
I'm so sorry.
1052
00:39:05,854 --> 00:39:07,954
♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
1053
00:39:07,990 --> 00:39:10,391
♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams,
f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1054
00:39:10,402 --> 00:39:11,201
[SNIFFLES]
1055
00:39:11,226 --> 00:39:13,226
♪ Notorious peace ♪
1056
00:39:13,261 --> 00:39:18,331
♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪
1057
00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:21,301
[VOICE BREAKING] What are you doing?
1058
00:39:21,336 --> 00:39:22,936
♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
1059
00:39:22,971 --> 00:39:26,473
♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams,
f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1060
00:39:26,508 --> 00:39:28,475
♪ Notorious peace ♪
1061
00:39:28,510 --> 00:39:30,076
♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee ♪
1062
00:39:30,112 --> 00:39:35,682
♪ P-P-P-P-Patiently be ♪ [CHUCKLES]
1063
00:39:35,717 --> 00:39:38,351
[LAUGHS, SNIFFLES]
1064
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,988
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
1065
00:39:43,392 --> 00:39:44,392
Quinn?
1066
00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:50,030
Hey, um... can we talk for a second?
1067
00:39:50,065 --> 00:39:51,831
Oh, you want to talk to me?
1068
00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:54,634
I thought I was the monster
who ate babies for breakfast.
1069
00:39:56,671 --> 00:40:00,640
♪ I stood aside,
watched it come to life ♪
1070
00:40:00,675 --> 00:40:01,735
Oh, hey!♪ With hills and
lakes in its embrace ♪
1071
00:40:01,746 --> 00:40:02,385
Oh, hey![CAR DOOR OPENS]
1072
00:40:02,411 --> 00:40:04,044
Hey, hey!
1073
00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:05,578
Let's go, sister.
1074
00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:07,180
You ready to blow this joint?
1075
00:40:07,215 --> 00:40:09,315
♪ Humbled God ♪
1076
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:14,888
♪ Unknown things by the
horizon ♪ Hell yes.
1077
00:40:14,923 --> 00:40:16,823
Well, get that tight ass
of yours in here.
1078
00:40:16,858 --> 00:40:19,325
[LAUGHS]
1079
00:40:19,361 --> 00:40:21,161
Hi, Rachel.
1080
00:40:21,196 --> 00:40:22,996
Bye, Rachel.
1081
00:40:23,031 --> 00:40:24,031
[LAUGHS]
1082
00:40:24,066 --> 00:40:27,033
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
1083
00:40:27,069 --> 00:40:29,402
♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
[LIGHTER CLICKS]
1084
00:40:29,438 --> 00:40:33,740
♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams,
f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1085
00:40:33,775 --> 00:40:35,241
♪ Notorious peace ♪ [WHINES]
1086
00:40:35,277 --> 00:40:40,180
♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪
1087
00:40:40,215 --> 00:40:42,615
[SIGHS] [CELLPHONE RINGING]
1088
00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:44,617
♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
1089
00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:48,388
♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams,
f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1090
00:40:48,423 --> 00:40:49,923
♪ Notorious peace ♪
1091
00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:51,691
What do you want?
1092
00:40:51,726 --> 00:40:54,461
Hey, buddy. I saw the episode
last week, and I loved it.
1093
00:40:54,496 --> 00:40:57,764
All that gay stuff...
worked like gangbusters.
1094
00:40:57,799 --> 00:40:59,199
I'm getting calls from other groups.
1095
00:40:59,234 --> 00:41:01,868
You are definitely on their radar.
1096
00:41:01,903 --> 00:41:03,536
- Really?
- Yeah.
1097
00:41:03,572 --> 00:41:06,806
This is how awards campaigns
are born, my friend.
1098
00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:09,042
The story was really Quinn's idea.
1099
00:41:09,077 --> 00:41:12,278
Just wanted to go for some
deeper material.
1100
00:41:12,314 --> 00:41:15,148
It's not about the content.
It's about the campaign.
1101
00:41:15,183 --> 00:41:17,784
Now, lucky for you,
I have deep pockets...
1102
00:41:17,819 --> 00:41:21,287
and enough pull to get you
the top-notch P.R. push
1103
00:41:21,323 --> 00:41:23,490
you need to get the gold.
1104
00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:25,058
What's the catch?
1105
00:41:25,093 --> 00:41:28,461
You need my help, and I need yours.
1106
00:41:28,497 --> 00:41:29,963
You want the Emmy.
1107
00:41:29,998 --> 00:41:31,331
What do you want?
1108
00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:34,901
Quinn's head on a platter.
1109
00:41:34,936 --> 00:41:38,972
I need proof of every shady
thing she has ever done.
1110
00:41:39,007 --> 00:41:43,443
You get me the dirt,
I get you the hardware.
1111
00:41:43,478 --> 00:41:45,812
♪♪
1112
00:41:46,132 --> 00:41:49,773
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