1 00:00:02,359 --> 00:00:04,692 Rachel? What the hell's going on? 2 00:00:04,728 --> 00:00:06,627 Just getting my father away from his jailor. 3 00:00:06,663 --> 00:00:08,963 And if you follow us, I'm gonna go to the police. 4 00:00:08,998 --> 00:00:10,465 JAY: You cannot wean your dad off of lithium 5 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,200 - here in a grip truck. - Okay, look. 6 00:00:12,235 --> 00:00:14,475 He should've never been on those meds in the first place. 7 00:00:14,504 --> 00:00:15,737 - My God, you're gorgeous. - [LAUGHS] 8 00:00:15,772 --> 00:00:18,005 - This is Riley... - Oh. 9 00:00:18,041 --> 00:00:20,074 My baby girl. 10 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:22,877 This is what $400,000 looks like. 11 00:00:22,912 --> 00:00:25,079 I need you to know that that bet, 12 00:00:25,115 --> 00:00:27,048 none of it means anything compared to you. 13 00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:28,216 Why so sad? 14 00:00:28,251 --> 00:00:31,018 - Sissy no bounce? - We broke up. 15 00:00:31,054 --> 00:00:34,655 This is what always makes me feel better. 16 00:00:34,691 --> 00:00:37,158 This Emmy thing... I think this is my one shot 17 00:00:37,193 --> 00:00:38,893 at leaving a legacy to my son, 18 00:00:38,928 --> 00:00:40,595 who I'll probably never see again. 19 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:42,930 You can win an Emmy. You can see your son. 20 00:00:42,966 --> 00:00:44,699 But you have to fight. 21 00:00:44,734 --> 00:00:46,834 You stay right where you are. Don't you come near me. 22 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:48,703 I see you. What are you doing to her? 23 00:00:48,738 --> 00:00:50,171 - I tried to protect you. - Dad. 24 00:00:50,206 --> 00:00:51,406 - I couldn't protect you before. - Dad, it's okay. 25 00:00:51,441 --> 00:00:52,881 Sweetheart, it happened in my house! 26 00:00:52,909 --> 00:00:54,575 It should've been the safest place of all for you. 27 00:00:54,611 --> 00:00:55,611 It's okay. Come on, Dad. 28 00:00:55,645 --> 00:00:56,711 It's too much, Rach. 29 00:00:56,746 --> 00:00:58,880 No, it's fine, Dad, really. 30 00:00:58,915 --> 00:01:00,581 It's what you need. 31 00:01:00,617 --> 00:01:03,151 ♪♪ 32 00:01:07,657 --> 00:01:09,056 Hey, Dad. How's it going? 33 00:01:09,092 --> 00:01:10,591 It's going good. 34 00:01:10,627 --> 00:01:12,527 Well, it's just going like yesterday, I guess. 35 00:01:12,562 --> 00:01:14,128 I know I've been calling a lot. 36 00:01:14,164 --> 00:01:15,596 I'm worried about you. 37 00:01:15,632 --> 00:01:17,265 No, don't... don't do that. 38 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,434 You know, everybody says I'm... 39 00:01:19,469 --> 00:01:22,303 I'm taking very well to the titrating, so... 40 00:01:22,338 --> 00:01:24,272 I'm gonna be off these drugs before you know it. 41 00:01:24,307 --> 00:01:26,340 That's great. Dad, no, that's really good. 42 00:01:26,376 --> 00:01:29,043 A-And what do they say? Do they say, like, a few more weeks? 43 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:33,080 Uh... yeah. 44 00:01:33,116 --> 00:01:34,100 Rach, I don't know. I, uh... 45 00:01:34,111 --> 00:01:35,726 No, look, Dad. Listen to me. I do, okay? 46 00:01:35,752 --> 00:01:38,252 I talked to your doctor, and he completely agrees with me. 47 00:01:38,288 --> 00:01:40,621 You never should've been on lithium in the first place. 48 00:01:40,657 --> 00:01:42,423 Just hang in there, okay? 49 00:01:42,459 --> 00:01:43,758 Yeah, okay. 50 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:46,727 All right. I'll call you again tomorrow. 51 00:01:46,763 --> 00:01:48,629 I love you, Dad. 52 00:01:48,665 --> 00:01:49,997 I love you, too, sweetheart. 53 00:01:50,033 --> 00:01:52,633 [CLICK] 54 00:01:52,669 --> 00:01:54,602 - [PANTING] - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 55 00:01:54,637 --> 00:01:55,903 [DOOR OPENS] 56 00:01:55,939 --> 00:01:56,939 [DOOR CLOSES] 57 00:01:58,975 --> 00:01:59,975 Are you okay? 58 00:02:00,009 --> 00:02:02,009 Yeah. 59 00:02:02,045 --> 00:02:03,945 - Did you talk to your dad? - I did. 60 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:06,013 He seems a little bit lonely, 61 00:02:06,049 --> 00:02:09,417 but I really think he's doing great. 62 00:02:09,452 --> 00:02:10,785 - Good. - Mm-hmm. 63 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:12,653 'Cause it's hometown dates. 64 00:02:12,689 --> 00:02:15,122 - You sure you're up for this? - 100%. 65 00:02:15,158 --> 00:02:16,691 [PANTING CONTINUES] 66 00:02:16,726 --> 00:02:17,825 [MOANING] 67 00:02:17,861 --> 00:02:18,893 Great. 68 00:02:18,928 --> 00:02:20,962 [PANTING QUICKENS] 69 00:02:21,047 --> 00:02:22,212 And... 70 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,043 - [GRUNTS LOUDLY] - there you go. 71 00:02:26,469 --> 00:02:31,005 ♪♪ 72 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,274 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 73 00:02:33,309 --> 00:02:34,309 Hmm. 74 00:02:35,712 --> 00:02:37,211 [DOOR OPENS] 75 00:02:38,405 --> 00:02:42,841 ♪ I'm going down, deeper still ♪ 76 00:02:42,877 --> 00:02:44,243 Oh. Hi. 77 00:02:44,278 --> 00:02:45,944 Mm-hmm. 78 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,346 Oh. Okay. 79 00:02:47,381 --> 00:02:48,981 Now, I know I don't play for this team, 80 00:02:49,016 --> 00:02:51,950 but damn if I don't appreciate the eye candy. 81 00:02:51,986 --> 00:02:53,285 [GROANS] 82 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,755 Look, I actually do work here, okay? 83 00:02:56,790 --> 00:02:58,123 Mm. 84 00:02:58,159 --> 00:03:00,025 This is really impressive, Quinn King. 85 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:02,661 Yeah. Well, why don't you stick around for the day? 86 00:03:02,696 --> 00:03:04,096 See how it's done. 87 00:03:04,131 --> 00:03:05,464 You know, unless you have somewhere else to be. 88 00:03:05,499 --> 00:03:06,965 [LAUGHING] Yeah. 89 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:08,934 Nowhere that looks this good with its shirt off. 90 00:03:08,969 --> 00:03:10,969 [LAUGHS] I'll tell you that much. 91 00:03:11,005 --> 00:03:12,070 [GRUNTS] 92 00:03:13,841 --> 00:03:15,674 All right, hometown dates. Pitch me, people. 93 00:03:15,709 --> 00:03:17,643 - Well, I mean, it's got to be Owen. - [GROANS] 94 00:03:17,678 --> 00:03:19,778 We've got this gorgeous single dad, 95 00:03:19,813 --> 00:03:21,313 he's got an adorable daughter. 96 00:03:21,348 --> 00:03:23,148 She's never had a mother before. 97 00:03:23,184 --> 00:03:25,851 And we make an entire family for this little girl. 98 00:03:25,886 --> 00:03:27,386 Yeah, 'cause nothing says "romance" 99 00:03:27,421 --> 00:03:29,988 like crayon stains in Nowheresville, Colorado. 100 00:03:30,024 --> 00:03:31,857 It is so boring! 101 00:03:31,892 --> 00:03:33,492 Let's go to the U.K., baby... 102 00:03:33,527 --> 00:03:35,794 Jasper's family's country house in the Cotswolds. 103 00:03:35,829 --> 00:03:38,363 Like, Serena is, like, this close to forgiving him. 104 00:03:38,399 --> 00:03:40,399 I just think... You know, I really think it should be Zach, though. 105 00:03:40,434 --> 00:03:42,000 - Of course you do. - Shocker. 106 00:03:42,036 --> 00:03:44,503 Well, he's so cute. And he would be great for her brand. 107 00:03:44,538 --> 00:03:46,205 Right, and he's also your last guy. 108 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,973 - Mm-hmm. - He is a Millennial dream. 109 00:03:48,008 --> 00:03:50,642 - He has 3.8... - BOTH: 3.8 million followers. 110 00:03:50,678 --> 00:03:52,644 We are all aware, Madison. 111 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,880 Fiona, what do you think? 112 00:03:54,915 --> 00:03:57,316 - Come on up. - Okay. 113 00:03:57,351 --> 00:03:58,850 Let's see. 114 00:04:00,054 --> 00:04:01,420 I say you go fireman. 115 00:04:01,455 --> 00:04:02,821 Thank you. 116 00:04:02,856 --> 00:04:05,424 Silicon Valley powerhouse gives it all up 117 00:04:05,459 --> 00:04:08,927 to become a mom with a veteran from Small Town USA, 118 00:04:08,963 --> 00:04:11,163 - healing a divided nation. - Mnh-mnh. 119 00:04:11,198 --> 00:04:12,764 Or the death of feminism. 120 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,099 Both very hot right now. 121 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:15,601 Okay, but that's not what this would be. 122 00:04:15,636 --> 00:04:17,536 This would be making a family 123 00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:19,838 for a young girl who's never had a real mother. 124 00:04:19,873 --> 00:04:21,607 Either way, I mean, it's got to be worth, what, 125 00:04:21,642 --> 00:04:23,508 two, three points in the demo? 126 00:04:23,544 --> 00:04:25,744 There's not gonna be a dry eye from here to Peoria. 127 00:04:25,779 --> 00:04:27,412 - I like the sound of that! - [SNAPS FINGERS] 128 00:04:27,448 --> 00:04:30,716 Chet. You put on pants this morning. How refreshing. 129 00:04:30,751 --> 00:04:32,918 You tucked your dick into yours. 130 00:04:32,953 --> 00:04:34,052 How nice. 131 00:04:34,088 --> 00:04:36,221 Jealous it's bigger? 132 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:37,689 Touché, sir. 133 00:04:37,725 --> 00:04:39,725 Uh, can I talk to you in private for a second? 134 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,293 Uh, sure. And you... 135 00:04:41,328 --> 00:04:43,228 Owen's the one, so go sell your girl. 136 00:04:43,264 --> 00:04:44,696 RACHEL: Do you hear that? Owen's the one. 137 00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:45,764 You hear that? You want me to say it again? 138 00:04:45,799 --> 00:04:47,032 - I heard! - Owen's the one. 139 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:49,134 [CLEARS THROAT] 140 00:04:49,169 --> 00:04:50,202 All right. 141 00:04:51,405 --> 00:04:53,138 I decided to take your advice. 142 00:04:53,173 --> 00:04:55,407 I called my attorney, and I'm gonna ask 143 00:04:55,442 --> 00:04:57,976 for supervised visitation with my son. 144 00:04:58,012 --> 00:04:59,478 Wow. Good for you. 145 00:04:59,513 --> 00:05:02,614 I'm sober. I'm taking parenting classes. 146 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,283 There's just one thing. 147 00:05:04,318 --> 00:05:07,586 My attorney says... 148 00:05:07,621 --> 00:05:09,621 I need a character witness. 149 00:05:13,294 --> 00:05:16,094 [LAUGHS] What, a-are you asking me 150 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:17,929 to be your character witness? 151 00:05:17,965 --> 00:05:20,216 Who else? I mean, we were together for 10 years! 152 00:05:20,227 --> 00:05:20,976 [SIGHS] 153 00:05:21,001 --> 00:05:22,401 Nobody knows me better. 154 00:05:22,436 --> 00:05:24,503 Okay, I was your mistress, all right? 155 00:05:24,538 --> 00:05:26,071 That's not exactly an ace in the hole. 156 00:05:26,106 --> 00:05:27,906 No, that's the point. 157 00:05:27,941 --> 00:05:32,077 W-We're no longer together, so you have no vested interest. 158 00:05:32,112 --> 00:05:33,745 You know, I-I don't know, Chet. 159 00:05:33,781 --> 00:05:35,647 I don't know. 160 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,616 My attorney says that you're my best shot. 161 00:05:39,453 --> 00:05:41,586 Because you're my only shot, really. 162 00:05:41,622 --> 00:05:45,457 ♪♪ 163 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:48,327 I'm baring my soul here. 164 00:05:48,362 --> 00:05:49,761 Oh, yeah? 165 00:05:49,797 --> 00:05:51,897 You still have one of those? 166 00:05:51,932 --> 00:05:53,932 I want a relationship with my son. 167 00:05:56,537 --> 00:05:58,337 Fine. Are we done? 168 00:05:58,372 --> 00:05:59,638 Oh, yes! 169 00:05:59,673 --> 00:06:02,140 Oh! Thank you. 170 00:06:02,176 --> 00:06:04,209 Mm. 171 00:06:04,244 --> 00:06:05,777 Okay. All right, all right. 172 00:06:05,813 --> 00:06:07,446 Look, don't make me regret it. 173 00:06:07,481 --> 00:06:09,614 Ohh. 174 00:06:09,650 --> 00:06:11,550 I really think that you should pick Owen. 175 00:06:11,585 --> 00:06:12,851 - Owen? - Yeah. 176 00:06:12,886 --> 00:06:14,486 I think there's got to be a reason 177 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:17,022 why you guys had that connection on the first night. 178 00:06:17,057 --> 00:06:19,157 I don't know. We are really different people. 179 00:06:19,193 --> 00:06:21,293 I mean, he's a really good guy. 180 00:06:21,328 --> 00:06:23,495 I mean, he's a simple guy... 181 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:25,831 in the best possible way, just like your father. 182 00:06:25,866 --> 00:06:28,142 You said that your parents have been married, like, 40 years? 183 00:06:28,153 --> 00:06:28,910 Uh-huh. 184 00:06:28,936 --> 00:06:31,570 And you got to want that for yourself. 185 00:06:31,605 --> 00:06:33,338 Is this what Quinn wants or what you want? 186 00:06:33,374 --> 00:06:35,507 - Honestly? Both. - Mm-hmm. 187 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,409 But that doesn't mean that it's the wrong choice. 188 00:06:37,444 --> 00:06:38,844 Trust me on this. 189 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:41,513 He could be the one. 190 00:06:41,548 --> 00:06:47,018 Five suitors, four continents, but only one hometown date. 191 00:06:47,054 --> 00:06:49,888 Serena must decide today which man will not only give her 192 00:06:49,923 --> 00:06:51,390 the key to his home... 193 00:06:51,425 --> 00:06:55,060 but also to his heart. 194 00:06:55,095 --> 00:06:58,196 I've thought a lot about what the hometown date really means. 195 00:06:58,232 --> 00:07:01,600 Um, it's a chance for me to see how I fit into your lives 196 00:07:01,635 --> 00:07:04,369 and into the lives of those who love you the most. 197 00:07:04,405 --> 00:07:06,905 So, with that in mind, 198 00:07:06,940 --> 00:07:09,608 the place that I most want to go... 199 00:07:09,643 --> 00:07:11,910 is Frontier Creek, Colorado. 200 00:07:14,248 --> 00:07:16,181 Owen, will you take me home? 201 00:07:16,216 --> 00:07:17,516 Umm... 202 00:07:19,319 --> 00:07:20,919 Rachel, what is happening? 203 00:07:20,954 --> 00:07:23,255 Your boy is about to tank my heartland hometown. 204 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:24,956 I'm sorry. Can we... can we cut? 205 00:07:24,992 --> 00:07:27,225 No! No, we cannot cut! 206 00:07:27,261 --> 00:07:28,527 Yeah, w-we're not cutting, dude. 207 00:07:28,562 --> 00:07:30,529 Well, I-I'm gonna need a second, so... 208 00:07:30,564 --> 00:07:32,130 No... Jeremy, go! Follow him! 209 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:33,698 Do not let him out of your sight! 210 00:07:33,734 --> 00:07:34,866 - Go! Go! Go! - Owen! 211 00:07:34,902 --> 00:07:36,301 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 212 00:07:36,336 --> 00:07:37,736 Owen. What's going on? 213 00:07:37,771 --> 00:07:39,471 Hey, hey! 214 00:07:39,506 --> 00:07:42,541 You know, it's just, I... 215 00:07:42,576 --> 00:07:44,443 I'm just not sure about some of your choices. 216 00:07:44,478 --> 00:07:46,144 [LAUGHING] What does that mean? 217 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:49,281 It means you found out that Jasper was here on a bet, 218 00:07:49,316 --> 00:07:50,582 and then you kept him... 219 00:07:50,617 --> 00:07:52,451 after he bought his way back in. 220 00:07:52,486 --> 00:07:54,553 - Is this a guy with a conscience? - [LAUGHS] 221 00:07:54,588 --> 00:07:56,121 The peonies? 222 00:07:56,156 --> 00:07:58,156 That was him trying to apologize. It was sweet. 223 00:07:58,192 --> 00:07:59,791 - Of course you thought that. - [GROANS] 224 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,159 Because it's him. 225 00:08:01,195 --> 00:08:03,428 Because you guys know the same people. 226 00:08:03,464 --> 00:08:06,731 - You went to the same schools. - That is not why I forgave him. 227 00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:08,433 You were a bet, Serena. 228 00:08:08,469 --> 00:08:10,936 Jasper didn't even know who I was when he made that bet! 229 00:08:10,971 --> 00:08:12,604 And that's my point! 230 00:08:12,639 --> 00:08:13,905 He's still the guy that would've slept 231 00:08:13,941 --> 00:08:15,140 with anyone to win a bet. 232 00:08:15,175 --> 00:08:16,675 And if you're really okay with that, 233 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:17,943 I don't think you're the kind of person who I want 234 00:08:17,978 --> 00:08:19,911 to take home to my daughter. 235 00:08:19,947 --> 00:08:21,813 Oh, great! 236 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:22,914 [LAUGHS] 237 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:24,649 You need to fix this, Rachel. 238 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:32,924 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 239 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,125 RACHEL: Serena? Oh, my God. 240 00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:35,627 Honestly, I'm, like, so sorry. 241 00:08:35,662 --> 00:08:37,195 I had no idea that that was gonna happen. 242 00:08:37,231 --> 00:08:38,430 Like, that was not a setup, okay? 243 00:08:38,465 --> 00:08:40,131 - I promise. - I-I know. I know. 244 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:42,200 But what Owen said, that was completely unfair. 245 00:08:42,236 --> 00:08:43,969 No, that was completely fair. 246 00:08:44,004 --> 00:08:45,804 I mean, I have been making allowances for Jasper 247 00:08:45,839 --> 00:08:48,139 that I-I wouldn't make for anyone else. 248 00:08:48,175 --> 00:08:50,675 I'm gonna head back out there. I'll talk to Owen. 249 00:08:50,711 --> 00:08:52,844 - I'll get him back on board. - No, I will. 250 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,212 I want to talk to Owen. 251 00:08:54,248 --> 00:08:56,948 Yeah, I w-want to talk to him myself. 252 00:08:56,984 --> 00:08:58,850 I need a camera on Serena... now. 253 00:09:03,156 --> 00:09:04,656 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 254 00:09:04,691 --> 00:09:05,891 Hi. 255 00:09:05,926 --> 00:09:08,493 It's hard to get away in this place. 256 00:09:08,529 --> 00:09:10,827 Look, I'm sorry about what I said. It was... 257 00:09:10,838 --> 00:09:11,673 No. No, no. 258 00:09:11,698 --> 00:09:14,065 You were exactly right. 259 00:09:14,101 --> 00:09:16,401 The truth is, I've dated guys like Jasper my whole life, 260 00:09:16,436 --> 00:09:18,637 and it's gotten me nowhere. 261 00:09:18,672 --> 00:09:21,039 I mean, it's you that I want to go home with. 262 00:09:21,074 --> 00:09:22,841 I mean, you've... you've been there for me 263 00:09:22,876 --> 00:09:24,676 since the first night. 264 00:09:24,711 --> 00:09:28,680 And... honestly, I've neglected you. 265 00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:29,814 I don't know why, 266 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:31,416 but it is so clear 267 00:09:31,451 --> 00:09:35,153 that you are the only truly good man here. 268 00:09:35,188 --> 00:09:37,989 I'm just really sorry that I didn't realize it till now. 269 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:39,524 Will you give me another chance? 270 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,193 Take me home with you. Let me meet Riley. 271 00:09:42,229 --> 00:09:45,230 This is good, Rachel! Look at you! 272 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:47,265 I think... 273 00:09:47,301 --> 00:09:49,100 that Riley's gonna love you. 274 00:09:49,136 --> 00:09:51,403 She made that almost seem believable. 275 00:09:51,438 --> 00:09:52,604 And... cut! 276 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:54,372 See? Come on. It's real between them. 277 00:09:54,408 --> 00:09:56,274 Well, real or not, whatever gets her 278 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,510 all Rocky Mountain High is fine by me. 279 00:09:58,545 --> 00:10:00,445 W... Uh, who's Riley? Is she the kid? 280 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,547 Mm-hmm. She's Owen's daughter. She's so cute. 281 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,416 She loves dogs. She hates clowns. 282 00:10:04,451 --> 00:10:06,551 I mean, your adorable, typical 6-year-old. 283 00:10:06,587 --> 00:10:08,620 Okay! All right, people! Let's go! 284 00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:10,055 I need everybody to make sure they take 285 00:10:10,090 --> 00:10:11,556 their altitude-sickness pills. 286 00:10:11,592 --> 00:10:13,858 I don't another Peru debacle. 287 00:10:13,886 --> 00:10:15,464 Good trip, everyone! 288 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:19,633 MAN: Final call. Buses and trucks are 289 00:10:19,644 --> 00:10:22,474 leaving for the airport in five minutes. 290 00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:23,925 Jay! 291 00:10:23,967 --> 00:10:25,667 No hard feelings, bud. 292 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,828 I know you had your heart set on merry old England. 293 00:10:27,863 --> 00:10:29,496 I thought for sure you were gonna send in Jasper 294 00:10:29,531 --> 00:10:30,998 - during Serena's apology. - Please. I don't care. 295 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,766 It gives me time to work on "Passport to Dance." 296 00:10:32,801 --> 00:10:34,601 But you have fun freezing your ass off. 297 00:10:34,637 --> 00:10:36,737 [SMOOCHES] Bye! 298 00:10:39,275 --> 00:10:40,407 JEREMY: Doc. 299 00:10:40,442 --> 00:10:41,475 Hey. 300 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,743 How's Rachel? 301 00:10:42,778 --> 00:10:44,511 Yeah, Serena's in the other van. 302 00:10:44,546 --> 00:10:46,847 That whole thing that happened with her dad... 303 00:10:46,882 --> 00:10:48,282 Yeah. Listen, Jeremy. 304 00:10:48,317 --> 00:10:50,450 Um, I understand your concern, 305 00:10:50,486 --> 00:10:53,253 but I think it's best for you 306 00:10:53,289 --> 00:10:56,590 if you kept a little distance from Rachel. 307 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:58,926 Oh, because you're the only one that can save her now? 308 00:11:00,195 --> 00:11:01,828 Have a good trip. 309 00:11:06,702 --> 00:11:08,201 Hey, babe. 310 00:11:08,237 --> 00:11:10,003 Do you think this jacket's warm enough for Colorado? 311 00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:12,139 Or should I bring my down? 312 00:11:12,174 --> 00:11:13,774 All right, I'll see you guys there. I'll see you guys. 313 00:11:13,809 --> 00:11:15,309 Um... 314 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:18,011 You know, actually... neither. 315 00:11:18,047 --> 00:11:20,814 They want you to stay here and shoot "A" cam at the mansion. 316 00:11:20,849 --> 00:11:22,215 Your name's gonna be on the call sheet. 317 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:24,451 It's a legit promotion, if you're up for it. 318 00:11:24,486 --> 00:11:26,687 This is huge! Of course I'm up for it! 319 00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:29,790 Thank you. 320 00:11:30,926 --> 00:11:32,125 You guys ready? 321 00:11:32,161 --> 00:11:34,027 Let's get this party started! 322 00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:36,863 [WHISTLES] 323 00:11:36,899 --> 00:11:39,032 [LAUGHING] Nice! 324 00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:41,868 A real step up from the assistants pool, King. 325 00:11:41,904 --> 00:11:45,539 Yeah, I knew I had made it when I got my own bar cart. 326 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,240 [LAUGHING] Oh, man. 327 00:11:47,276 --> 00:11:51,078 Your deadbeat dad must be up your ass looking for handouts. 328 00:11:51,113 --> 00:11:52,879 How is Randy? 329 00:11:52,915 --> 00:11:54,381 Actually, he's dead. 330 00:11:54,416 --> 00:11:55,682 [LAUGHS] Ohh! 331 00:11:55,718 --> 00:11:57,884 Damn. I'm sorry. I didn't... 332 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,319 Wait. 333 00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:01,555 You talk to your mom at the funeral? 334 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,223 - How'd that go? - Well, it was great. 335 00:12:03,258 --> 00:12:05,892 'Cause she didn't show, as usual. 336 00:12:05,928 --> 00:12:06,928 [LAUGHS] 337 00:12:06,962 --> 00:12:09,730 - Uh, listen. - Hmm? 338 00:12:09,765 --> 00:12:13,367 I have a proposition for you. 339 00:12:13,402 --> 00:12:15,002 I'm so flattered, honey. 340 00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:16,570 But you're not my type. 341 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,172 [LAUGHS] It is a business proposition. 342 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:21,441 - Look, Gary promised me four shows... - Mm-hmm. 343 00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:22,909 And now I got to deliver. 344 00:12:22,945 --> 00:12:26,847 So, what do you say you and I partner up 345 00:12:26,882 --> 00:12:29,383 and we burn down this boys club together? 346 00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:31,018 Quinn, uh... 347 00:12:31,053 --> 00:12:33,053 You said that you wanted to get back into scripted, 348 00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:34,721 and I am up for that, too. 349 00:12:36,158 --> 00:12:38,358 - I can't. - Why not? 350 00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,093 I only want to get back into scripted 351 00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:42,295 if I can make high-end, premium content. 352 00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:43,930 And that's not your brand. 353 00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:46,400 I am trying to make that my brand. 354 00:12:46,435 --> 00:12:48,101 [CHUCKLING] Quinn. 355 00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:50,570 "Everlasting" is a schlocky dating show. 356 00:12:50,606 --> 00:12:53,140 "Will she find love?" Who cares? 357 00:12:53,175 --> 00:12:56,710 The kinds of stories I'm talking about strike a cultural chord. 358 00:12:56,745 --> 00:12:58,311 They mean more, go deeper. 359 00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:01,214 Excuse me, but I am finding a mommy 360 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,383 for Little Orphan What's-Her-Face. 361 00:13:03,419 --> 00:13:04,651 That is deep. 362 00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:06,153 Quinn, you can't seriously believe 363 00:13:06,188 --> 00:13:07,320 what Rachel is selling? 364 00:13:07,356 --> 00:13:09,156 I mean, she's kind of a nutjob. 365 00:13:09,191 --> 00:13:11,258 America's gonna eat it up. 366 00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:14,161 I can serve high-end without putting people to sleep 367 00:13:14,196 --> 00:13:16,430 with this PBS euthanasia crap. 368 00:13:16,465 --> 00:13:18,131 You really think this show is that good? 369 00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:20,167 No. I am. 370 00:13:20,202 --> 00:13:23,236 ♪♪ 371 00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,739 Hey, Rach, uh... 372 00:13:25,774 --> 00:13:27,474 I just want to see, how's your dad doing? 373 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:29,976 - Um, he's great, actually, he is. - Yeah? 374 00:13:30,012 --> 00:13:34,581 Yeah. Um, look, I just wanted to thank you for, um... 375 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:35,616 your help. 376 00:13:36,952 --> 00:13:38,585 I always liked your dad, you know? 377 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,520 I don't know if he liked me, but... 378 00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:42,456 Are you kidding me? Thank you. 379 00:13:42,491 --> 00:13:44,925 He actually told me to marry you. 380 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,194 - Seriously? - Yeah. 381 00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:49,429 I mean, he was also on drugs at the time, so... 382 00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:50,964 Yeah, yeah. 383 00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:53,300 All right, guys, we've got "B" camera waiting inside. 384 00:13:53,335 --> 00:13:54,835 Serena, please, let's bring you over. 385 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:56,470 Owen. Thank you. 386 00:13:56,505 --> 00:14:00,474 All right, here we go. We are rolling in... 3, 2... 387 00:14:00,509 --> 00:14:04,778 [SIREN WAILING, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 388 00:14:04,813 --> 00:14:07,114 Hey, guys. 389 00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:09,015 Nice to meet you. 390 00:14:09,051 --> 00:14:10,650 [GASPS] Oh, my goodness. Thank you. 391 00:14:10,686 --> 00:14:11,718 Daddy! 392 00:14:11,753 --> 00:14:13,453 Riley! Come here! 393 00:14:13,489 --> 00:14:15,188 Hi, baby girl! How are you? 394 00:14:15,224 --> 00:14:16,623 Good? Yeah? 395 00:14:17,693 --> 00:14:18,959 I want you to meet somebody. 396 00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:19,994 Hi! 397 00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:21,895 - You're my new mommy! - Oh! What? 398 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,663 Uh, no, I'm not. I... 399 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,633 I mean, I-I might be... 400 00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:28,335 [CHUCKLES] ...someday. 401 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,171 Um, can you shake hands? 402 00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,572 Yeah. 403 00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,341 Got to shake a little tougher than that. 404 00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:36,009 There you go. That's a good, strong handshake. 405 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:37,644 RILEY: Uh... Daddy? 406 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,246 Riley, why don't we go get you some ginger ale, huh? 407 00:14:39,281 --> 00:14:40,547 - Okay. - [CHUCKLES] 408 00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:48,582 ♪♪ 409 00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,334 What the hell are you doing? 410 00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:55,830 What does it look like? 411 00:14:55,865 --> 00:14:57,431 Think this is gonna impress Serena? 412 00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:58,766 Digging a hole? 413 00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:00,468 It's not a hole, mate. 414 00:15:00,503 --> 00:15:01,836 It's an infiltration pit. 415 00:15:01,871 --> 00:15:03,471 The mansion's got a huge runoff problem, 416 00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:05,640 and this pit will allow the rainwater 417 00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:07,308 to percolate down through the soil. 418 00:15:07,343 --> 00:15:09,644 - So you're digging a hole, then? - That's very funny. 419 00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:12,113 It's actually an environmental disaster. 420 00:15:12,148 --> 00:15:15,616 And none of this is to, uh, impress Serena? 421 00:15:15,652 --> 00:15:18,352 I'm pretty sure my time for impressing Serena is long gone, 422 00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:19,487 all right? 423 00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:21,188 So, while I'm still here, 424 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,624 I need to get back to the real reason I came on this show. 425 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,285 And what's that? 426 00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:26,170 Tell the world the environment needs saving. 427 00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:30,231 And something as little as a hole, 428 00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,632 anyone can make a difference. 429 00:15:31,668 --> 00:15:33,534 - Maybe even you. - For the love of God. 430 00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:36,170 My investments have made more in interest for clean water 431 00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:39,840 than your sodding Eco-business could make in a lifetime. 432 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:41,676 Lady, you okay? 433 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:44,011 I don't know. I just, like, froze, or something. 434 00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:46,147 She's a kid. She doesn't even know what she's saying. 435 00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:48,082 No, Rachel, she seemed pretty clear. 436 00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:50,184 - She's 6 years old. - I know. I know that. 437 00:15:50,219 --> 00:15:52,186 But I don't have a lot of experience with kids. 438 00:15:52,221 --> 00:15:55,022 My nephews live back east, so I never see them. 439 00:15:55,058 --> 00:15:57,592 O-Obviously, I knew that Owen had a daughter, 440 00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,193 I just, you know, 441 00:15:59,228 --> 00:16:01,162 I'm just not really sure that I'm ready to be insta-mom. 442 00:16:01,197 --> 00:16:03,531 All Riley wants is somebody to love her. 443 00:16:03,566 --> 00:16:06,067 I mean, she's never even had a real mom. 444 00:16:06,102 --> 00:16:07,702 And you would be an incredible one. 445 00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:09,370 Yeah? 446 00:16:09,405 --> 00:16:10,871 Must be nice being a corporate shill 447 00:16:10,907 --> 00:16:13,574 who's never gotten dirt under his fingernails or... 448 00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:16,344 or broken a sweat, like a real man. 449 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,245 Hmm. That's funny. 450 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,747 - Thank you. - You're a funny man. 451 00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:21,716 Um... you know what? 452 00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:23,584 I... 453 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,420 I think I, uh... 454 00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:28,389 I think I feel like digging a hole, too. 455 00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:30,891 You sure you don't want to just sit and watch? Get a cup of tea? 456 00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,793 Just take it easy, Princess, all righty? 457 00:16:32,829 --> 00:16:35,029 Right. Watch me. 458 00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:37,264 Hey, what the hell is this? 459 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,767 Are you just giving up now? 460 00:16:39,802 --> 00:16:43,204 Yo. I was meditating. You just blocked my chi. 461 00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:44,739 Look, you are my last guy. 462 00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:46,574 If you get cut, then I go home, too. 463 00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:47,808 I ain't goin' nowhere. 464 00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:49,377 We need a plan. So, what're you... 465 00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:51,212 - Look, you got to stop. - Stressing, all right? 466 00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:52,913 I got my own plan. I'm playing the slow game. 467 00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:54,749 Serena and I, we got a connection. 468 00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,717 - I'm like her confidant. - Okay, she doesn't want a friend. 469 00:16:56,753 --> 00:16:58,285 She's looking for a husband. 470 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,956 Hey. Sorry to interrupt. I just... 471 00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,491 Should I be filming that? 472 00:17:03,526 --> 00:17:06,394 [BOTH GRUNTING] 473 00:17:06,429 --> 00:17:08,663 Yes, you should definitely be filming that. 474 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:11,599 Ooh... 475 00:17:11,634 --> 00:17:12,667 Ahhh... 476 00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:13,668 Ahh... 477 00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:16,237 Hey. Owen. 478 00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:19,106 Owen, hey, I'm... I'm so sorry the "mommy" thing upset me. 479 00:17:19,142 --> 00:17:22,143 I was afraid that this was all gonna be too much, too soon. 480 00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:25,913 It's not fair to you, and it's not fair to Riley. 481 00:17:25,948 --> 00:17:28,449 You got to understand, she's everything to me. 482 00:17:28,484 --> 00:17:30,985 So if things aren't good with her, 483 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,287 then nothing else matters. 484 00:17:33,322 --> 00:17:36,590 I think we just need some daddy/daughter time... alone. 485 00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:38,859 Sure. Yeah, no. Take all the time you need. 486 00:17:42,065 --> 00:17:44,498 Hey. Rachel, I'm worried about this. 487 00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:46,255 I mean, I feel like we didn't really think this through. 488 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,111 I thought this through. 489 00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:48,803 I thought that this was a really good idea, 490 00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:50,271 which is why you are here. 491 00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,841 Maybe Owen and I could, like, sneak away later, 492 00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,309 - I mean, just the two of us. - No! 493 00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,111 Owen and Riley are, like, this package deal. 494 00:17:57,146 --> 00:17:59,046 You can't just ship her off. 495 00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:02,817 Well, look, Serena, if you're not seeing her as a plus, 496 00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:04,518 maybe this isn't the right fit for you. 497 00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:05,853 - I don't know. - I don't know. 498 00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:07,455 This is all happening a little fast. 499 00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:09,156 I think I just... 500 00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:11,692 I just need a minute to... think, okay? 501 00:18:11,728 --> 00:18:13,461 Yeah. Okay. 502 00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:15,996 ♪♪ 503 00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:20,067 QUINN: Hey. Rachel? 504 00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:22,036 Aren't you supposed to be in the middle of a date? 505 00:18:22,071 --> 00:18:23,337 Is there a problem? 506 00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:25,339 Uh, yeah, actually, there is. 507 00:18:25,374 --> 00:18:26,841 Look, I screwed up, okay? 508 00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,409 Serena's just, like, not into it. 509 00:18:28,444 --> 00:18:30,711 The little girl ran into her arms and called her "mommy," 510 00:18:30,747 --> 00:18:33,047 and it just completely freaked Serena out. 511 00:18:33,082 --> 00:18:35,583 [LAUGHS] Well, we could definitely make something out of that. 512 00:18:35,618 --> 00:18:38,052 Okay, yeah, well, maybe you can, but I'm just not going to. 513 00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:39,854 Ah! This is what I was afraid of. 514 00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:42,256 Rachel, "Heartland Hometown Hero" 515 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,358 needs to win for ratings... period! 516 00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:45,393 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 517 00:18:47,063 --> 00:18:49,196 Hey, Jay! 518 00:18:49,232 --> 00:18:50,831 Hey, what? What's up? 519 00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:54,201 Uh... Rachel's brain has officially turned to mush. 520 00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:56,670 I need you to prep Alexi, because if Owen goes south, 521 00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:59,273 then I need your guy to jump in and spice things up. 522 00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:01,075 - Copy that. - Great. 523 00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:04,011 Somebody go book me a flight to Colorado! 524 00:19:04,046 --> 00:19:09,917 ♪♪ 525 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,899 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 526 00:19:22,643 --> 00:19:24,343 What's up? What're you doing here? 527 00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:26,879 You, uh, scared me a little on the phone, Rachel. 528 00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:29,014 Where is Serena? 529 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,783 Why is she not in full mommy-mode? 530 00:19:30,818 --> 00:19:32,451 I told you, that's not gonna happen. 531 00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:34,186 And why is that? 532 00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:37,223 Look, I think it's not too late to pull the plug. 533 00:19:37,258 --> 00:19:39,925 You know, we could still head to England. Jay was right. 534 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,395 Um, Owen is your guy. 535 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,744 And you're just gonna tank him like that? 536 00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:44,473 Right. No, I know. 537 00:19:44,499 --> 00:19:46,365 He's my guy, and I care about him... and Serena, 538 00:19:46,401 --> 00:19:48,601 which is why I just... Look, I really don't want to force this. 539 00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:50,870 What happened to "making a family"? 540 00:19:50,905 --> 00:19:53,205 Serena isn't into it, and, what, Riley's gonna grow up 541 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:54,640 thinking that this was her fault? 542 00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:56,208 I'm not doing that to a 6-year-old. 543 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:59,779 Oh, my God. This is not your family, Rachel. 544 00:19:59,814 --> 00:20:03,082 Riley is not you, and Serena is not Olive. 545 00:20:03,117 --> 00:20:04,984 I'm not gonna let her screw up this kid. 546 00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:06,318 We can't make Serena feel something 547 00:20:06,354 --> 00:20:07,653 she doesn't want to feel, okay, Quinn? 548 00:20:07,688 --> 00:20:10,423 That is our entire job description, okay? 549 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,259 If she is not feeling it, we make her feel it. 550 00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:15,094 So, go... do your job. 551 00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,132 Hey, don't get too attached to this scenery. 552 00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,801 If I have anything to say about this, we're headed home 553 00:20:21,836 --> 00:20:24,103 - after this last setup. - Why? What's going on? 554 00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:25,604 Quinn wants to make big drama here, 555 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,939 but it's not good for the kid. 556 00:20:26,974 --> 00:20:28,674 So be thinking a "tearful goodbye" 557 00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:29,942 as the shot composition. 558 00:20:29,977 --> 00:20:31,477 Just a heads-up. 559 00:20:31,512 --> 00:20:33,913 - Hey, uh, Serena? - Hey. 560 00:20:33,948 --> 00:20:35,581 Can I, uh, talk to you before we head to Owen's? 561 00:20:35,616 --> 00:20:36,949 Listen, I-I've been thinking about it... 562 00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:38,083 - Yeah. - And you're totally right. 563 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,819 I have to make Riley the priority. 564 00:20:39,854 --> 00:20:41,654 Seriously? You know, she loves pancakes, so... 565 00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:43,322 it's, like, the only thing I actually know how to make. 566 00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:45,958 I'll make her blueberry pancakes and braid her hair. 567 00:20:45,993 --> 00:20:47,827 And she's got to love that, right? 568 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,829 - Come on. - What? 569 00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:52,198 - Is this even what you want? - I am trying to want it. 570 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:53,999 I mean, it's what you said... it's a package deal. 571 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,202 This whole thing is supposed to be about finding the right guy, 572 00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:57,913 not proving that you can get an "A" at everything. 573 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:58,481 [SCOFFS] 574 00:20:58,506 --> 00:21:00,940 Oh, so all that stuff you said about Owen being the perfect guy for me, 575 00:21:00,975 --> 00:21:02,541 I'm just supposed to forget all of that? 576 00:21:02,577 --> 00:21:03,876 No. That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that this 577 00:21:03,911 --> 00:21:06,812 is not about Owen. This is about Riley. 578 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,682 Look, I know what it's like to be the daughter 579 00:21:09,717 --> 00:21:12,551 of a driven woman who always put herself first. 580 00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:13,786 Okay, that's not who I am. 581 00:21:13,821 --> 00:21:15,221 I... I mean, it's not... 582 00:21:15,256 --> 00:21:18,224 - who I want to be. - I know. I'm sorry. I... 583 00:21:18,259 --> 00:21:21,527 I'm just saying that if you do this before you're really ready, 584 00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:23,662 you and Riley could both come to regret it. 585 00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:25,164 Okay, let me think about it. 586 00:21:25,199 --> 00:21:26,632 You know, when we get back to the mansion... 587 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:27,967 No, if you're gonna do it, if you're gonna cut him, 588 00:21:28,002 --> 00:21:29,368 you need to do it right now. 589 00:21:29,403 --> 00:21:30,703 Let's let him stay here and be with his kid. 590 00:21:30,738 --> 00:21:32,271 He can't leave her again. 591 00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:34,373 We're gonna make him look like this incredible father. 592 00:21:34,408 --> 00:21:35,808 There's gonna be women, like, 593 00:21:35,843 --> 00:21:37,810 lining up for miles to go out with him. 594 00:21:37,845 --> 00:21:39,545 I mean, you're doing the guy a favor. 595 00:21:41,048 --> 00:21:42,248 I'll go get Owen ready. 596 00:21:43,784 --> 00:21:45,551 This is the right thing to be doing. 597 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,253 Fine. I'll call him myself. 598 00:21:47,288 --> 00:21:48,821 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] Uh, hey, Rachel. 599 00:21:48,856 --> 00:21:51,257 Um, uh, where's Hurt Locker and Honey Boo Boo? 600 00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:53,058 Uh, well, I think Serena's about to cut Owen, 601 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,660 and then we're gonna pack it up. 602 00:21:54,695 --> 00:21:56,862 So you just did the opposite of what I asked? 603 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,832 Mmmmm... yes. 604 00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:02,568 Great. This'll be a hometown date to remember. 605 00:22:02,603 --> 00:22:05,170 Come on. It's gonna be some big, huge, tearful goodbye. 606 00:22:05,206 --> 00:22:06,839 There's not gonna be a dry eye in the house. 607 00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:08,173 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 608 00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:09,675 Then what else will be on TV that night? 609 00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:11,610 Because that's what I will be watching. 610 00:22:11,646 --> 00:22:14,346 No, Rachel, we're gonna blow this thing up. 611 00:22:14,382 --> 00:22:16,549 Talk to me. How much longer? 612 00:22:16,584 --> 00:22:20,419 Our contestants have returned to a primal state 613 00:22:20,454 --> 00:22:25,391 in pursuit of winning the lovely Serena's affection. 614 00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:27,059 Excuse me. 615 00:22:27,094 --> 00:22:31,063 ♪♪ 616 00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:32,364 Ohh! 617 00:22:33,634 --> 00:22:35,568 It seems that August 618 00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:39,071 has penetrated the deepest within the earth. 619 00:22:39,106 --> 00:22:40,773 That's not why I did this. 620 00:22:40,808 --> 00:22:42,608 August is the winner! 621 00:22:42,643 --> 00:22:45,444 It's not a competition, Graham. It's an infiltration pit. 622 00:22:45,479 --> 00:22:47,212 Wait, wait. What does he get for the win? 623 00:22:47,248 --> 00:22:49,415 Uh... a one-on-one date with Serena. 624 00:22:49,450 --> 00:22:51,317 Hold on. Hold on. Ain't nobody tell me that. 625 00:22:51,352 --> 00:22:52,718 Hold on. Give me that shovel. 626 00:22:55,289 --> 00:22:57,156 This is a joke. All right, I'm out of here. 627 00:22:57,191 --> 00:22:59,058 This is stupid. I'm done. I'm out, too. 628 00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,793 Follow my lead. Female gaze. 629 00:23:00,828 --> 00:23:01,961 You got me? 630 00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:03,729 Absolutely. 631 00:23:03,764 --> 00:23:05,230 Let's sex this thing up. 632 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,100 August, you can't go back to the mansion like that. 633 00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:09,635 You're filthy. What are you doing?! 634 00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:12,605 Give it here! I'll do it myself. What's wrong with you? 635 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,973 Hey, Jasper, get back here! 636 00:23:14,008 --> 00:23:15,407 I am not your show monkey, little girl. 637 00:23:15,443 --> 00:23:16,609 Good luck with this, Tarzan. 638 00:23:18,112 --> 00:23:20,012 What the hell are you doing? 639 00:23:20,047 --> 00:23:20,614 Are you a child? 640 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:22,324 You need to clean yourself off there, big boy. 641 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:23,682 - Okay. - You all right? 642 00:23:23,718 --> 00:23:25,084 - What are you... - Oh, there we go! 643 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,352 That's nice and clean for you, buddy. 644 00:23:26,387 --> 00:23:27,953 Is this soft-core enough for you? 645 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,822 Well, we had girls in bikinis on the North Pole. 646 00:23:29,857 --> 00:23:31,824 - I'd say this is revenge. - [CHUCKLES] 647 00:23:31,859 --> 00:23:34,193 I'm really glad Jeremy didn't take you to Colorado. 648 00:23:34,228 --> 00:23:36,161 - I was a little surprised, though. - Why? 649 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:38,263 Hometown dates are like crew prom. 650 00:23:38,299 --> 00:23:41,500 There's hotel rooms and mini bars and doors that lock. 651 00:23:41,535 --> 00:23:42,835 Everybody hooks up. 652 00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:46,138 ♪♪ 653 00:23:46,173 --> 00:23:47,206 ZACH: Hey! 654 00:23:49,176 --> 00:23:51,176 Hey, I need to talk to you. 655 00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:53,045 Yeah. We'll go back to my house. 656 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,214 I know they're getting dinner ready, and you don't want to... 657 00:23:55,249 --> 00:23:57,116 You okay? 658 00:23:57,151 --> 00:23:58,484 Like, not great. 659 00:23:58,519 --> 00:24:00,319 Cutting him is best for the kid. 660 00:24:00,354 --> 00:24:02,788 You're looking out for her, Rach. It's... 661 00:24:02,823 --> 00:24:04,156 It's really nice. 662 00:24:04,191 --> 00:24:05,624 You're doing the right thing. 663 00:24:07,428 --> 00:24:08,994 OWEN: I'm sorry that things have been 664 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,163 - a little rough with Riley and... - No, no, no. 665 00:24:11,198 --> 00:24:12,464 No, no. She's... 666 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,800 She's amazing, and you are such a good dad. 667 00:24:14,835 --> 00:24:17,670 I mean, I-I can really see how much you love her. 668 00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:18,837 [RILEY SCREAMS] 669 00:24:18,873 --> 00:24:20,973 No, no! Get away from me! 670 00:24:21,008 --> 00:24:22,408 - [SCREAMS] - Oh, you want a balloon? 671 00:24:22,443 --> 00:24:24,376 - Hey! Get away from her! - They hired me. 672 00:24:24,412 --> 00:24:26,852 - Daddy! The clown is scary! - She's terrified of clowns, man. 673 00:24:26,881 --> 00:24:28,213 - They hired me to give out balloons. - I don't care! Just get out of here! 674 00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,149 - Right now, okay? - Quinn, what are you doing? 675 00:24:30,184 --> 00:24:31,650 [INDISTINCT ARGUING] 676 00:24:31,686 --> 00:24:33,919 [CRIES] 677 00:24:33,954 --> 00:24:36,155 Aw, are you okay, sweetie? 678 00:24:36,190 --> 00:24:38,023 QUINN: Oh, nice pee close-up, Camera B. 679 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,258 Jeremy, get in there! 680 00:24:39,293 --> 00:24:40,726 It's okay. 681 00:24:40,761 --> 00:24:42,261 You don't have to be embarrassed. 682 00:24:42,296 --> 00:24:43,896 - Put the camera down, man! - RACHEL: Quinn! 683 00:24:43,931 --> 00:24:46,165 Put that camera down, and you'll never pick one up 684 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,000 - on this show again. - Rachel! 685 00:24:48,035 --> 00:24:48,661 What are you doing?! 686 00:24:48,672 --> 00:24:50,079 I didn't have anything to do with this. 687 00:24:50,104 --> 00:24:51,503 [SCOFFS] 688 00:24:51,539 --> 00:24:53,414 - He's still there! - Get him away! 689 00:24:53,474 --> 00:24:55,074 - OWEN: Riley! - [CRYING] 690 00:24:55,109 --> 00:24:56,675 - Oh, my God! Riley! - [TRUCK HORN BLARES] 691 00:24:56,711 --> 00:24:58,177 Riley! 692 00:24:58,212 --> 00:25:01,080 [TIRES SCREECH] 693 00:25:01,115 --> 00:25:02,281 Riley! 694 00:25:03,484 --> 00:25:05,884 [PANTING] 695 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,952 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 696 00:25:06,987 --> 00:25:09,288 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 697 00:25:09,323 --> 00:25:11,724 - You're fine. Everything's fine. - We got you. 698 00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:13,926 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 699 00:25:13,961 --> 00:25:15,427 Come here. 700 00:25:16,564 --> 00:25:19,031 All right, we're gonna cross the street, okay? 701 00:25:19,066 --> 00:25:20,933 Good. Everything's all right. 702 00:25:20,968 --> 00:25:22,801 I got you. 703 00:25:22,837 --> 00:25:24,903 Quinn, how could you do that? I mean, seriously? 704 00:25:24,939 --> 00:25:26,939 After everything that's happened on this show? 705 00:25:26,974 --> 00:25:28,373 The kid is fine. 706 00:25:28,409 --> 00:25:30,609 You used her one pathological fear. 707 00:25:30,644 --> 00:25:33,212 It was a clown! All right? 708 00:25:33,247 --> 00:25:35,280 I didn't know she was gonna go running into the street, 709 00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:38,751 - like some scared Chihuahua. - Quinn, she could have died. 710 00:25:38,786 --> 00:25:42,054 But she didn't, okay? Besides, I don't understand. 711 00:25:42,089 --> 00:25:44,823 Whatever happened to, like, facing our fears, okay? 712 00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:46,792 I'm so sick and tired of all this 713 00:25:46,827 --> 00:25:48,894 overprotective parent crap! 714 00:25:48,929 --> 00:25:50,596 I grew up without a mother, 715 00:25:50,631 --> 00:25:52,498 your mother is a certified psycho, 716 00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:53,766 and we are fine. 717 00:25:55,002 --> 00:25:56,335 Most days. 718 00:25:56,370 --> 00:25:57,436 All right? And look at them. 719 00:25:57,471 --> 00:25:59,271 They are a beautiful family. 720 00:25:59,306 --> 00:26:01,740 I got all of her mama juices flowing. 721 00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:03,008 I did that. 722 00:26:03,043 --> 00:26:04,843 I did what you couldn't do. 723 00:26:07,882 --> 00:26:10,122 - Hey. Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, of course. 724 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:12,284 - Hi. Sorry. - Are you okay? 725 00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:13,986 Yeah, yeah. If you want, why don't we, 726 00:26:14,021 --> 00:26:16,522 like, push the goodbye by like an hour, or... 727 00:26:16,557 --> 00:26:18,690 No. No, no. I-I want to stay. 728 00:26:18,726 --> 00:26:20,459 I can't just cut him after all that. 729 00:26:20,494 --> 00:26:22,661 I-I know it's crazy, but the way that I felt 730 00:26:22,696 --> 00:26:25,697 when I saw Riley run into the street, I just... 731 00:26:25,733 --> 00:26:27,866 Yeah, it was, like, an amazing moment, for sure. 732 00:26:27,902 --> 00:26:30,769 But it was just one intense moment. 733 00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:33,438 And being a mother, it's... you know, it's 24/7. 734 00:26:33,474 --> 00:26:34,806 I mean, nothing has changed here, Serena. 735 00:26:34,817 --> 00:26:35,450 No, but it has. 736 00:26:35,476 --> 00:26:36,809 That's what I'm trying to say. 737 00:26:36,844 --> 00:26:39,044 And maybe I can do the mom thing. 738 00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:40,979 I mean, the way that I felt about Riley in that moment, 739 00:26:41,015 --> 00:26:44,349 I-I'm not gonna just leave that here in Colorado. 740 00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:46,285 Oh, yeah, okay. 741 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,553 - Okay? - I mean, yeah, of course. 742 00:26:47,588 --> 00:26:48,620 - It's your choice, so... - Okay. 743 00:26:48,656 --> 00:26:52,991 ♪♪ 744 00:26:56,793 --> 00:27:00,183 [UP-TEMPO LATIN MUSIC LAYS] 745 00:27:02,582 --> 00:27:03,748 [SNIFFS] 746 00:27:03,770 --> 00:27:05,236 [GASPS] 747 00:27:05,247 --> 00:27:08,448 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is amazing. 748 00:27:08,492 --> 00:27:09,891 Give it to me. 749 00:27:09,926 --> 00:27:10,959 Yeah. 750 00:27:10,994 --> 00:27:12,961 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 751 00:27:12,996 --> 00:27:15,296 This is fantastic! 752 00:27:15,332 --> 00:27:16,332 [CAMERA CLICKS] 753 00:27:17,968 --> 00:27:19,467 Give it to me. Give it to me. 754 00:27:19,503 --> 00:27:20,769 [CAMERA CLICKS] 755 00:27:20,804 --> 00:27:23,371 [LAUGHS] 756 00:27:23,407 --> 00:27:26,107 Brazil street dance is the best! 757 00:27:26,143 --> 00:27:31,312 It's a mixture of samba, drums... 758 00:27:31,348 --> 00:27:32,781 and sex. 759 00:27:32,816 --> 00:27:34,816 You are unbelievable. 760 00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:36,284 Come here. 761 00:27:38,188 --> 00:27:39,621 [CAMERA CLICKS] 762 00:27:39,656 --> 00:27:40,889 [LAUGHS] 763 00:27:43,326 --> 00:27:45,260 [GIGGLING] 764 00:27:45,295 --> 00:27:47,929 - Help me! - No! She can't help you! 765 00:27:47,964 --> 00:27:50,498 No! I can't help you! I can't help you! 766 00:27:50,534 --> 00:27:52,667 See? That is called a story arc, Rachel. 767 00:27:52,702 --> 00:27:53,968 She wasn't into it at first, 768 00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:55,470 but now she is. 769 00:27:55,505 --> 00:27:57,439 Well, I'm glad you're happy. I hope it was worth it. 770 00:27:57,474 --> 00:27:59,507 What... Worth what? Doing my job? 771 00:27:59,543 --> 00:28:02,343 Or doing your job, actually? 772 00:28:02,379 --> 00:28:05,180 You scarred that little girl for life. 773 00:28:05,215 --> 00:28:06,448 She's gonna be getting teased 774 00:28:06,483 --> 00:28:07,849 about pissing her pants in college. 775 00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:09,083 I mean, do you want to just, like, 776 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:10,652 set up her therapy fund right now? 777 00:28:10,687 --> 00:28:11,953 Just get over it. 778 00:28:14,658 --> 00:28:16,424 Did Fiona put you up to this? 779 00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:18,593 She doesn't even work in reality TV. 780 00:28:18,628 --> 00:28:20,528 She has no idea what we do. 781 00:28:20,564 --> 00:28:22,997 No one puts me up to anything. 782 00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:25,500 Right. Right. 783 00:28:25,535 --> 00:28:27,469 They are kissing. That is your guy. 784 00:28:27,504 --> 00:28:29,971 You should be thanking me. 785 00:28:30,006 --> 00:28:31,272 Thanks, Quinn. 786 00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:36,778 ♪♪ 787 00:28:36,813 --> 00:28:38,379 Hey, Quinn. 788 00:28:38,415 --> 00:28:40,181 I have some really great news. 789 00:28:40,217 --> 00:28:42,517 While everyone was away, I got August, Jasper, and Zach 790 00:28:42,552 --> 00:28:45,653 to compete in a dig-off for Serena, and August won. 791 00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:48,456 What the hell is a dig-off? That sounds ridiculous. 792 00:28:48,492 --> 00:28:50,391 I mean, it's a little caveman macho, 793 00:28:50,427 --> 00:28:52,660 but I got some really great footage of the guys. 794 00:28:52,696 --> 00:28:54,362 - Look. - Okay. 795 00:28:56,233 --> 00:28:58,066 Hi. Uh, yeah, this is Rachel Goldberg. 796 00:28:58,101 --> 00:28:59,400 I'm calling for my father. 797 00:29:01,671 --> 00:29:03,471 Okay, well, can you just tell him that I called 798 00:29:03,507 --> 00:29:04,539 and I'll try again later? 799 00:29:04,574 --> 00:29:05,740 Thank you. 800 00:29:05,775 --> 00:29:07,809 CHET: Hey! Where are you going? 801 00:29:07,844 --> 00:29:09,711 You got to get to the network with that footage. 802 00:29:09,746 --> 00:29:11,746 T-They're gonna cream in their jeans when they see that. 803 00:29:11,781 --> 00:29:13,848 You just bought us season 16! 804 00:29:13,884 --> 00:29:15,350 So, you're really okay with all of this? 805 00:29:15,385 --> 00:29:17,318 Yes, absolutely. What are you talking about? 806 00:29:17,354 --> 00:29:20,154 Do you know what Quinn did to get that footage? 807 00:29:20,190 --> 00:29:22,090 She made a little girl piss herself. 808 00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,526 Well, listen, these things happen with children. 809 00:29:24,561 --> 00:29:26,094 Quinn made it happen. 810 00:29:26,129 --> 00:29:29,998 She deliberately terrified a 6-year-old who almost died. 811 00:29:30,033 --> 00:29:31,900 I mean, how would you feel if that was your kid? 812 00:29:31,935 --> 00:29:33,902 Rachel, what are you talking about? 813 00:29:33,937 --> 00:29:37,038 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS] 814 00:29:37,073 --> 00:29:38,840 [LAUGHS] 815 00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:43,444 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 816 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,848 Mud wrestling... we haven't done that before. 817 00:29:46,883 --> 00:29:49,751 Yeah. We can use this, Madison. 818 00:29:49,786 --> 00:29:51,753 Good job. 819 00:29:51,788 --> 00:29:53,254 I kinda promised that 820 00:29:53,290 --> 00:29:55,256 whoever won would get a one-on-one date with Serena. 821 00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:58,359 Mm. Well, you kinda shouldn't make promises you can't keep. 822 00:29:58,395 --> 00:29:59,961 No one-on-one dates without my say-so. 823 00:29:59,996 --> 00:30:02,397 Okay, but, you know that August isn't even my guy, right? 824 00:30:02,432 --> 00:30:03,898 Look, I'm totally a team player. 825 00:30:03,934 --> 00:30:06,901 I will help anyone on the team. 826 00:30:06,937 --> 00:30:08,369 Fine. Okay? 827 00:30:08,405 --> 00:30:10,071 August can have a few minutes to grovel, 828 00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:12,206 - but that is it, all right? - Okay, thank you. 829 00:30:12,242 --> 00:30:14,242 Now go wave your pom-poms somewhere else. 830 00:30:15,445 --> 00:30:18,780 Just find out who put up these peacocks! I hate them! 831 00:30:18,815 --> 00:30:19,881 CHET: Hey! Quinn! Quinnie! 832 00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:21,382 Is it true what I heard? 833 00:30:21,418 --> 00:30:23,217 Did you scare that kid on purpose? 834 00:30:23,253 --> 00:30:25,086 Is the kid okay? Yes. 835 00:30:25,121 --> 00:30:26,721 Is the footage great? Yes. 836 00:30:26,756 --> 00:30:27,922 What was it, Fiona's idea? 837 00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:29,591 Oh, grow up, Chet. 838 00:30:29,626 --> 00:30:31,926 Hey, I'm all grown up, Quinn. But you? 839 00:30:31,962 --> 00:30:33,728 You know, I did what I had to do for the show. 840 00:30:33,763 --> 00:30:35,463 And everything was fine. 841 00:30:35,498 --> 00:30:38,232 You don't get it, do you? You crossed a line. 842 00:30:38,268 --> 00:30:40,935 Oh! Suddenly there's a line? 843 00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:43,905 Yes. And if you were a mother, you'd understand. 844 00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:45,907 If you had children of your own, 845 00:30:45,942 --> 00:30:47,976 you never would've done something like that. 846 00:30:49,613 --> 00:30:52,113 You're right. I am not a mother. 847 00:30:52,148 --> 00:30:55,450 So how could I possibly know if you're a good father? 848 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,453 Guess you'll have to find someone else 849 00:30:58,488 --> 00:31:00,288 to speak at your visitation hearing. 850 00:31:00,323 --> 00:31:02,190 No. Don't do that. Hey, Quinn. 851 00:31:02,225 --> 00:31:03,257 Quinn! 852 00:31:03,293 --> 00:31:06,761 [DOOR SLAMS, LOCK CLICKS] 853 00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:08,203 Please don't do this. 854 00:31:16,297 --> 00:31:17,297 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 855 00:31:17,332 --> 00:31:18,765 Hey, Serena. 856 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,000 - Yeah? - Hi. Uh, you're needed on set. 857 00:31:21,036 --> 00:31:22,486 For what? 858 00:31:22,525 --> 00:31:24,024 I think you're probably gonna want to come 859 00:31:24,059 --> 00:31:25,392 and see this for yourself. 860 00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:27,027 - Okay. - Yeah. 861 00:31:27,062 --> 00:31:33,567 ♪♪ 862 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,636 What's going on? 863 00:31:35,671 --> 00:31:37,871 You... You brought me out here to look at a hole? 864 00:31:37,907 --> 00:31:40,140 No. It's a water infiltration pit. 865 00:31:40,175 --> 00:31:41,675 Or, at least, it will be. 866 00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:44,077 See, this will make the mansion more sustainable. 867 00:31:44,113 --> 00:31:45,512 Oh. 868 00:31:45,548 --> 00:31:48,815 And it was Madison's idea to bring you here. 869 00:31:48,851 --> 00:31:50,183 Not mine. 870 00:31:50,219 --> 00:31:52,586 'Cause you're just... not interested. 871 00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:55,756 Of course I'm interested, Serena. 872 00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,858 But... whatever happens between us, 873 00:31:57,893 --> 00:31:59,560 that's... that's up to you now. 874 00:32:00,896 --> 00:32:02,763 I just want to use my time left on the show 875 00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:03,830 for something good. 876 00:32:03,866 --> 00:32:05,532 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 877 00:32:05,568 --> 00:32:07,100 Yo! 878 00:32:07,136 --> 00:32:08,769 I dug a hole, too! 879 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:11,238 [CHUCKLING] Okay, let me see your hole. 880 00:32:11,273 --> 00:32:13,273 Size doesn't matter, right? 881 00:32:13,309 --> 00:32:15,008 Look, I gave this hole everything I got, 882 00:32:15,044 --> 00:32:17,010 'cause I want to show you how serious I am about you. 883 00:32:17,046 --> 00:32:18,512 Not as a friend... 884 00:32:18,547 --> 00:32:20,280 but as a lover. 885 00:32:20,316 --> 00:32:21,682 As a man. 886 00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:26,553 Do you even know what an infiltration pit is? 887 00:32:26,589 --> 00:32:27,854 Does it matter? 888 00:32:27,890 --> 00:32:29,523 Look, I got 3.8 million followers. 889 00:32:29,558 --> 00:32:32,526 I could tweet this out, we'll have holes everywhere. 890 00:32:32,561 --> 00:32:33,927 Whack-a-mole nation. 891 00:32:33,963 --> 00:32:35,596 - [LAUGHS] - Actually, I, uh... 892 00:32:35,631 --> 00:32:37,397 I promised Quinn that we'd get back to the mansion. 893 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:40,033 We got to prep for the elimination ceremony. 894 00:32:40,069 --> 00:32:42,369 - Cool. - Well, thank you... 895 00:32:42,404 --> 00:32:43,728 Yeah, of course. You like it, though, right? 896 00:32:43,739 --> 00:32:44,414 For your holes. 897 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,872 Really, really great holes, guys. 898 00:32:45,908 --> 00:32:47,975 You love me for my holes, eh? [CHUCKLES] 899 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:49,977 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 900 00:32:52,281 --> 00:32:53,313 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 901 00:32:53,349 --> 00:32:54,448 Come in. 902 00:32:56,085 --> 00:32:59,486 Hey, Owen. Can I talk to you for a second? 903 00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:02,122 You want to apologize? 904 00:33:02,157 --> 00:33:04,958 Look. 905 00:33:04,994 --> 00:33:06,994 I had no idea about that whole clown thing. 906 00:33:07,029 --> 00:33:09,229 [SCOFFS] You expect me to buy that? 907 00:33:09,264 --> 00:33:11,798 That's her one fear, Rachel. That clown didn't just show up on its own. 908 00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:13,600 I know. And I would do anything to protect Riley. 909 00:33:13,636 --> 00:33:16,770 Which is why I wanted to talk to you. 910 00:33:16,805 --> 00:33:18,772 Look, what Serena did, that was amazing. 911 00:33:18,807 --> 00:33:20,507 I mean, the woman's incredible. 912 00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:25,112 But... I really don't think that she's ready to be a mom. 913 00:33:25,147 --> 00:33:26,780 You think I couldn't see that? 914 00:33:26,815 --> 00:33:28,448 You know, when I got back from Iraq, 915 00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:30,283 I had a baby dropped in my lap. 916 00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:33,153 I didn't feel it, either. I panicked. 917 00:33:33,188 --> 00:33:34,788 Thought about dropping her off with my sister 918 00:33:34,823 --> 00:33:36,256 and asking her to raise her. 919 00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:38,025 But I grew into it. 920 00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:40,127 And so will Serena. 921 00:33:40,162 --> 00:33:41,628 And what if she doesn't? 922 00:33:43,999 --> 00:33:45,799 Look, I'm just saying, I had a complicated relationship 923 00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:47,534 with my own mother, and... 924 00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:50,303 Serena dove in front of a truck to save my daughter, Rachel. 925 00:33:50,339 --> 00:33:52,706 - That's the kind of person that she is. - I know. 926 00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:55,809 And besides, she has so many other amazing qualities. 927 00:33:55,844 --> 00:33:57,711 She has an incredible career, 928 00:33:57,746 --> 00:34:00,614 she travels all over the world, she goes after what she wants. 929 00:34:00,649 --> 00:34:02,549 Do you have any idea what having a role model like that 930 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:05,218 - would do for Riley? - A role model, yes, but... 931 00:34:05,254 --> 00:34:07,688 Families are all different, Rachel. 932 00:34:07,723 --> 00:34:10,223 I believe that Serena will get there. 933 00:34:10,259 --> 00:34:14,061 And until then, I can be mom enough for both of us. 934 00:34:14,096 --> 00:34:17,864 Look, I know that doesn't sound manly or whatever, but... 935 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:19,332 No, it, um... 936 00:34:22,104 --> 00:34:23,937 sounds really beautiful. 937 00:34:23,972 --> 00:34:30,177 ♪♪ 938 00:34:30,212 --> 00:34:33,013 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] [KNOCK ON DOOR] 939 00:34:33,048 --> 00:34:34,581 Hi. 940 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:37,250 So, how was your time on the frontier? 941 00:34:37,286 --> 00:34:39,386 It was actually kind of incredible. 942 00:34:39,421 --> 00:34:41,722 I can really see what a life there would look like. 943 00:34:41,757 --> 00:34:43,156 Mm. 944 00:34:43,192 --> 00:34:45,025 A life in the-middle-of-nowhere Colorado 945 00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:46,727 only seems like a good idea now 946 00:34:46,762 --> 00:34:49,830 because you've been stuck in this hellhole of a mansion. 947 00:34:49,865 --> 00:34:52,432 Don't kid yourself. It'd never be enough. 948 00:34:52,468 --> 00:34:53,867 It's just... 949 00:34:53,902 --> 00:34:55,235 It's not who you are. 950 00:34:55,270 --> 00:34:56,670 You know, maybe it's worth 951 00:34:56,705 --> 00:34:59,606 giving up a lifestyle to find a real connection. 952 00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:01,174 Mm. 953 00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:03,276 And who says you have to choose? 954 00:35:06,315 --> 00:35:07,781 Why don't you have both? 955 00:35:09,818 --> 00:35:11,451 You think that's what we have? 956 00:35:11,487 --> 00:35:13,019 A real connection? 957 00:35:14,923 --> 00:35:16,556 You tell me. 958 00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:19,726 - Where is Alexi? Do you know? - My darling sunflower! 959 00:35:19,762 --> 00:35:21,762 - Finally you came back to me. - [GIGGLES] 960 00:35:21,797 --> 00:35:23,930 This place is so depressing without you. 961 00:35:23,966 --> 00:35:25,432 - I'm sorry if I'm late. - Wish murder was legal. 962 00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:27,267 - Copy that. - Some things are worth waiting for. 963 00:35:27,302 --> 00:35:28,869 Stop kissing her ass! 964 00:35:28,904 --> 00:35:32,272 All right, people, let's go! Let's go! Action already! 965 00:35:33,642 --> 00:35:35,742 Oh, nice of you to show up. 966 00:35:35,778 --> 00:35:37,944 Yeah, sorry. I just... 967 00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:41,982 Gentlemen, we only have four golden key rings, 968 00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:44,117 which means one of you will leave tonight 969 00:35:44,153 --> 00:35:46,253 without having unlocked Serena's heart. 970 00:35:46,288 --> 00:35:51,091 This was... a very tough decision. 971 00:35:51,126 --> 00:35:53,460 And it honestly pains me to know that one of you 972 00:35:53,495 --> 00:35:55,262 will be going home today. 973 00:35:55,297 --> 00:35:57,464 Owen, I had an incredible time 974 00:35:57,499 --> 00:35:59,399 with you and Riley in Frontier Creek. 975 00:35:59,434 --> 00:36:01,434 And I will always treasure it. 976 00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:04,104 See? I made a perfect family, Rachel. 977 00:36:04,139 --> 00:36:05,806 [CHUCKLES] 978 00:36:05,841 --> 00:36:06,907 Thanks for coming. 979 00:36:08,811 --> 00:36:11,111 - Jasper. - Boom! 980 00:36:11,146 --> 00:36:12,612 You've given me a lot to think about, 981 00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:15,448 and I hope we can continue our conversation 982 00:36:15,484 --> 00:36:16,883 moving forward. 983 00:36:19,988 --> 00:36:24,691 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what I call a horse race. 984 00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:26,426 Alexi. 985 00:36:26,461 --> 00:36:29,696 You know how much I love your creativity and passion. 986 00:36:29,731 --> 00:36:31,698 I hope I get to see more of it. 987 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:34,835 QUINN: "Creativity." That's a good word for it. 988 00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:37,671 GRAHAM: Serena, this is the last key ring of the night. 989 00:36:37,706 --> 00:36:39,840 Dun-dun-dun! 990 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:42,142 Two men left. 991 00:36:42,177 --> 00:36:43,777 One, a close friend, 992 00:36:43,812 --> 00:36:46,213 and the other, a challenging lover. 993 00:36:46,248 --> 00:36:48,281 Ugh! Graham! Gross! 994 00:36:48,317 --> 00:36:49,317 Thank you, Graham. 995 00:36:50,652 --> 00:36:51,785 Zach. 996 00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:53,353 Oh. Don't do it. 997 00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:56,189 I have had such a good time with you. 998 00:36:56,225 --> 00:36:59,059 But I didn't come on this show just to have fun. 999 00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:01,127 I came here to look for a husband. 1000 00:37:01,163 --> 00:37:03,496 I just don't see that being in the cards for us. 1001 00:37:03,532 --> 00:37:05,165 So, it's... it's this guy? 1002 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,733 Come on. 1003 00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:08,301 The fireman's cool. 1004 00:37:08,337 --> 00:37:09,803 But the rest of 'em? 1005 00:37:09,838 --> 00:37:12,005 You got an Australian douche, [CHUCKLES] 1006 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,175 You got a Russian douche, you got a British douche. 1007 00:37:15,210 --> 00:37:17,210 You got the United Nations of douche-Dom here. 1008 00:37:17,246 --> 00:37:19,312 [LAUGHS] I mean, come on. He's not wrong. 1009 00:37:19,348 --> 00:37:22,048 I'm telling you, fun is underrated. 1010 00:37:22,084 --> 00:37:24,417 In 10 years, you're gonna come crawling back. 1011 00:37:24,453 --> 00:37:26,219 I might just take you. 1012 00:37:29,191 --> 00:37:31,224 Where has that been all season? 1013 00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:33,593 Oh, now I wish we could keep him. 1014 00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:36,563 I wasn't leaving without doing that. 1015 00:37:36,598 --> 00:37:38,098 All right, douches. 1016 00:37:43,605 --> 00:37:46,606 Hey, it's, uh... Charlie, right? 1017 00:37:46,642 --> 00:37:48,174 That depends. 1018 00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:49,743 You are consistently getting footage 1019 00:37:49,778 --> 00:37:52,012 that my male D.P.s can't. 1020 00:37:52,047 --> 00:37:54,381 I mean, they have zero problem shooting tits and ass, 1021 00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:56,383 but when it comes to lighting a dick shadow, 1022 00:37:56,418 --> 00:37:59,019 they don't know squat. 1023 00:37:59,054 --> 00:38:00,287 So good work. 1024 00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:04,925 Wow. 1025 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,461 Last time that Quinn gave me a compliment was... 1026 00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:10,897 Oh, yeah, that's right... never, 'cause I've never gotten one. 1027 00:38:10,933 --> 00:38:12,565 Ever. 1028 00:38:12,601 --> 00:38:14,601 Did you and Rachel have fun at prom? 1029 00:38:14,636 --> 00:38:15,936 Whoa. What are you talking about? 1030 00:38:15,971 --> 00:38:18,538 ♪ I breathe, I feel ♪ 1031 00:38:18,573 --> 00:38:19,806 Listen. 1032 00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:22,142 I see how you look at her. 1033 00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:25,578 I don't care if you still have drama going on with her. 1034 00:38:25,614 --> 00:38:27,280 I'm just not gonna be a part of it. 1035 00:38:29,584 --> 00:38:32,919 P.S., it didn't suck being stuck in a house full of hot guys. 1036 00:38:35,757 --> 00:38:37,557 Yeah. 1037 00:38:37,592 --> 00:38:40,060 Thanks for letting me know. 1038 00:38:40,095 --> 00:38:42,329 I will. 1039 00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:44,264 Look, I know what you're gonna say. 1040 00:38:44,299 --> 00:38:46,232 You're gonna say that I'm being blamey, 1041 00:38:46,268 --> 00:38:48,501 but Quinn manipulated this entire thing. 1042 00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:50,570 - And the worst part is... it's worked! - Rachel. 1043 00:38:50,605 --> 00:38:51,147 Rachel... 1044 00:38:51,158 --> 00:38:52,782 So what the hell do I know about creating a family? 1045 00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:53,840 Rachel! 1046 00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:55,308 I got to tell you something. 1047 00:38:55,344 --> 00:38:57,310 ♪ Resembles life from time to time ♪ 1048 00:38:57,346 --> 00:38:59,846 Asa checked out of the facility. 1049 00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:01,314 What? 1050 00:39:01,350 --> 00:39:03,950 He called your mom. She came and got him. 1051 00:39:03,986 --> 00:39:05,819 I'm so sorry. 1052 00:39:05,854 --> 00:39:07,954 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ 1053 00:39:07,990 --> 00:39:10,391 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ 1054 00:39:10,402 --> 00:39:11,201 [SNIFFLES] 1055 00:39:11,226 --> 00:39:13,226 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ 1056 00:39:13,261 --> 00:39:18,331 ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪ 1057 00:39:19,835 --> 00:39:21,301 [VOICE BREAKING] What are you doing? 1058 00:39:21,336 --> 00:39:22,936 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ 1059 00:39:22,971 --> 00:39:26,473 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ 1060 00:39:26,508 --> 00:39:28,475 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ 1061 00:39:28,510 --> 00:39:30,076 ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee ♪ 1062 00:39:30,112 --> 00:39:35,682 ♪ P-P-P-P-Patiently be ♪ [CHUCKLES] 1063 00:39:35,717 --> 00:39:38,351 [LAUGHS, SNIFFLES] 1064 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:41,988 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] 1065 00:39:43,392 --> 00:39:44,392 Quinn? 1066 00:39:47,095 --> 00:39:50,030 Hey, um... can we talk for a second? 1067 00:39:50,065 --> 00:39:51,831 Oh, you want to talk to me? 1068 00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:54,634 I thought I was the monster who ate babies for breakfast. 1069 00:39:56,671 --> 00:40:00,640 ♪ I stood aside, watched it come to life ♪ 1070 00:40:00,675 --> 00:40:01,735 Oh, hey!♪ With hills and lakes in its embrace ♪ 1071 00:40:01,746 --> 00:40:02,385 Oh, hey![CAR DOOR OPENS] 1072 00:40:02,411 --> 00:40:04,044 Hey, hey! 1073 00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:05,578 Let's go, sister. 1074 00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:07,180 You ready to blow this joint? 1075 00:40:07,215 --> 00:40:09,315 ♪ Humbled God ♪ 1076 00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:14,888 ♪ Unknown things by the horizon ♪ Hell yes. 1077 00:40:14,923 --> 00:40:16,823 Well, get that tight ass of yours in here. 1078 00:40:16,858 --> 00:40:19,325 [LAUGHS] 1079 00:40:19,361 --> 00:40:21,161 Hi, Rachel. 1080 00:40:21,196 --> 00:40:22,996 Bye, Rachel. 1081 00:40:23,031 --> 00:40:24,031 [LAUGHS] 1082 00:40:24,066 --> 00:40:27,033 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 1083 00:40:27,069 --> 00:40:29,402 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ [LIGHTER CLICKS] 1084 00:40:29,438 --> 00:40:33,740 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ 1085 00:40:33,775 --> 00:40:35,241 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ [WHINES] 1086 00:40:35,277 --> 00:40:40,180 ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪ 1087 00:40:40,215 --> 00:40:42,615 [SIGHS] [CELLPHONE RINGING] 1088 00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:44,617 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ 1089 00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:48,388 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ 1090 00:40:48,423 --> 00:40:49,923 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ 1091 00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:51,691 What do you want? 1092 00:40:51,726 --> 00:40:54,461 Hey, buddy. I saw the episode last week, and I loved it. 1093 00:40:54,496 --> 00:40:57,764 All that gay stuff... worked like gangbusters. 1094 00:40:57,799 --> 00:40:59,199 I'm getting calls from other groups. 1095 00:40:59,234 --> 00:41:01,868 You are definitely on their radar. 1096 00:41:01,903 --> 00:41:03,536 - Really? - Yeah. 1097 00:41:03,572 --> 00:41:06,806 This is how awards campaigns are born, my friend. 1098 00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:09,042 The story was really Quinn's idea. 1099 00:41:09,077 --> 00:41:12,278 Just wanted to go for some deeper material. 1100 00:41:12,314 --> 00:41:15,148 It's not about the content. It's about the campaign. 1101 00:41:15,183 --> 00:41:17,784 Now, lucky for you, I have deep pockets... 1102 00:41:17,819 --> 00:41:21,287 and enough pull to get you the top-notch P.R. push 1103 00:41:21,323 --> 00:41:23,490 you need to get the gold. 1104 00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:25,058 What's the catch? 1105 00:41:25,093 --> 00:41:28,461 You need my help, and I need yours. 1106 00:41:28,497 --> 00:41:29,963 You want the Emmy. 1107 00:41:29,998 --> 00:41:31,331 What do you want? 1108 00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:34,901 Quinn's head on a platter. 1109 00:41:34,936 --> 00:41:38,972 I need proof of every shady thing she has ever done. 1110 00:41:39,007 --> 00:41:43,443 You get me the dirt, I get you the hardware. 1111 00:41:43,478 --> 00:41:45,812 ♪♪ 1112 00:41:46,132 --> 00:41:49,773 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com