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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
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THE ELEVEN SURVIVING CAMPERS WERE PUT THROUGH
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MASTER CHIEF HATCHET'S BRUTAL BOOT CAMP.
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DUNCAN WAS THE FIRST TO BE SENT TO THE BRIG
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BY MAJOR HARSHNESS FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT.
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SHOCKER.
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BUT WHAT WAS A SURPRISE WAS WHEN BY-THE-BOOK COURTNEY
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SMUGGLED FOOD TO P.O.W. DUNCAN
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THE TWO PROCEEDED TO PULL A B-AND-E TO STEAL SOME
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P.B. AND J AND ENDED UP K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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LESHAWNA WON HER STRIPES FOR THE GOPHERS.
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AND THE BASS SMELT SOMETHING FISHY
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WHEN COURTNEY WAS SUDDENLY VOTED OFF.
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CONFESSION CAMS REVEALED THAT IT WAS HAROLD WHO TAMPERED
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WITH THE VOTES TO GET BACK AT DUNCAN FOR TORTURING HIM,
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WHICH SEEMS A BIT UNFAIR.
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I MEAN, HELLO, HE'S A BULLY.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
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BIRDS GOTTA FLY.
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FISHES GOTTA SWIM, DUDE.
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LET A PLAYER PLAY.
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THIS WEEK THE CAMPERS ARE PUSHED TO THE X-TREME!
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WHO WILL CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE?
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FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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(SNORING)
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(AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARING)
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INCOMING!
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HIT THE DECK!
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(SCREAMING)
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YES!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PILOT'S LICENSE!
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JUST FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES FOR TODAY'S
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X-TREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!
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(ECHOING)
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UH, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS.
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THIS WEEK YOU'LL PARTICIPATE IN THREE CHALLENGES.
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FIRST UP, X-TREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING!
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CONTESTANTS WILL PLUMMET-- UH--
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SKYDIVE TO AWAITING SOFA BED TARGET BELOW.
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OF COURSE, YOU'LL BE SKYDIVING
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FROM FIVE THOUSAND FEET AND USING THESE.
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OUR LUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE TRENT AND D.J.
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SURE. WHY NOT?
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YOU KNOW, WHAT THEY SAY ON BLACK COMB MOUNTAIN, BRO?
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BEST GLIMPSE OF HEAVEN'S ON THE WAY INTO HELL.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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YEAH. UGH.
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SURE. BRING IT ON.
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NOT SO FAST, BECAUSE, THE SECOND CHALLENGE
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OF THE DAY IS X-TREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING!
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CONTESTANT WILL RODEO RIDE THE GREAT CANADIAN BUCKING MOOSE
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FOR 8 SECONDS OR GET HOOFED INTO A GIANT PILE OF SOCKS
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FROM THE LOST AND FOUND.
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THAT'S STINK PILE AIN'T NOTHING BUT LAUNDRY DAY BACK HOME.
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IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, LESHAWNA.
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YOU'RE RIDING FOR GOPHERS AND GEOFF, YOU'LL RIDE FOR BASS.
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HE DOESN'T LOOK TOO BUCKY TO ME.
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HI, BEAUTIFUL.
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AND THE FINAL CHALLENGE--
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X-TREME SEADOO WATER SKIING!
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CONTESTANT WILL WATER SKI A RACE COURSE GRABBING
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AS MANY FLAGS THEY CAN BEFORE CROSSING THE FINISH LINE.
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WHILE A MEMBER FROM THE OPPOSING TEAM DRIVES
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THE SEADOO.
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HOW CAN WE WATER SKI WITHOUT WATER?
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IT'S REALLY HARD. CHECK IT OUT.
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(LAUGHS) AWESOME!
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HAROLD! YOU'LL SKI FOR KILLER BASS...
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SWEET!
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AND LINDSAY FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.
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COOL! I CAN MODEL MY NEW BIKINI.
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NOW FOR THE COOL SWAG, WHOEVER SCORES
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THE MOST CHALLENGES GET BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT,
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SAVES THEIR BUTTS FROM ELIMINATION AND WINS
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A TRICKED-OUT MULTI-MESSAGE MOBILE SHOWER.
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(ALL GASP)
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LINDSAY: CAN IT BE?
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OH. IT BE.
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UGH. A SHOWER?
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HOW ABOUT SOMETHING GOOD?
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LISTEN TO ME, YOU MARSHMALLOW-EATING GOOF,
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WE ARE GONNA WIN THAT SHOWER IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO.
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GOT IT?
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OKAY, GANG, CHOW FOR BREAKIE,
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THEN REPORT BACK IN 20 MINUTES
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FOR THE X-TREME SPORT CHALLENGE!
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SWEET GRUB, BRO.
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FOR THE GIRL WITH SMOLDERING EYES?
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CHECK IT OUT, IT'S A CORNY HAIKU POEM.
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WHOA.
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SOME DUDE'S CRUSHING BIG TIME.
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IT'S PROBABLY FOR YOU.
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REALLY?
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I WAS GONNA SAY IT WAS FOR YOU.
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BUT TRENT IS TOTALLY CRUNCHING ON YOU.
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I'VE SEEN THE WAY HE ALWAYS SCAMS AN EXTRA MUFFIN FOR YOU.
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YEAH, BUT GEOFF IS SO INTO YOU.
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REMEMBER AT THE DOCK YESTERDAY
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HOW HE TRIED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION?
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THEN AGAIN, GEOFF PROBABLY COULDN'T PRONOUNCE HAIKU,
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LET ALONE WRITE ONE.
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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NOTHING. HE'S JUST NOT EXACTLY THE SCHOLARLY TYPE.
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OH, AND I SUPPOSE TRENT IS BUSY BONING UP ON HIS
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NIETZSCHE IN HIS SPARE TIME?
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I THINK TRENT IS MORE NIETZSCHE THAN GEOFF IS HAIKU-IE.
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HAIKU-IE? HUMPH.
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WELL, AT LEAST GEOFF ISN'T A POSER.
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TRENT PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN WRITE HIS OWN SONGS.
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TELL YOU WHAT, BETTY, I'LL BET YOU TWO NIGHTS' DESERT
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THAT THE POEM WAS FOR ME.
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OH, I'M UP FOR THAT. DOWN WITH THAT.
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WHATEVER. YOU'RE ON.
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NOW, REMEMBER, GROUND TEAMS CAN WHEELIE
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THE SOFA BEDS WHEREVER THEY WANT IN ORDER TO HELP
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THEIR COMRADE WITH THE LANDING.
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SAYONARA, TRENT.
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I HOPE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO IMPRESS WEIRD GOTH GIRL
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ARE WORTH THE CHALK OUTLINE.
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UH, DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE TRENT'S DOING THIS
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AS A FORM OF SELF-EXPRESSION, LIKE HAIKU?
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OR--NOT.
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(SIGHS) OKAY, SO IT WASN'T MY MOST SUBTLE SLEUTHING MOMENT.
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IF YOU COULD JUST FILL THESE OUT?
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WHAT?
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WE ALREADY SIGNED THE INSURANCE FORMS
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IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW!
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YEAH, BUT THESE ARE FOR ORGAN DONATION!
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I HAVE THIS COOL CANNIBAL CHALLENGE
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I WANT TO PITCH TO THE PRODUCERS AND THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY
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TOWARD BUDGETING FREE PROPS!
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HERE COMES THE DROP, BOYS!
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I DON'T SEE THE DROP ZONE.
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PUSH, WHY IS THIS THING SO HEAVY?
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COME ON, YOU BIG TUB OF LARD, MOVE.
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(SIGHING)
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ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS?
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AT LEAST IT'LL BE A SOFT LANDING.
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UH--I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS MAN.
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DON'T WORRY, DUDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL HIT THE MATTRESS.
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(SCREAMING)
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OH, SNAP. (GASPING)
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TRENT?
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(GROANS)
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OKAY, PULL THE BLUE CORD FIRST THEN THE RED.
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BLUE THEN RED.
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BLUE.
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RED!
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(SCREAMING)
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC?
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UH, WRITING SOMEONE'S NAME IN THE SNOW WITH YOUR PEE?
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UH, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING MORE OF THE WRITTEN WORD.
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OH. YOU MEAN LIKE A TATTOO.
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OH, YEAH.
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I'VE GOT ONE ON MY BUTT. WANNA SEE?
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(SCREAMING)
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ALL: GO! GO! GO!
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(SCREAMING)
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-ALL: YEAH! -BRIDGETTE: WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!
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EVERYTHING'S STILL HERE?
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NOTHING'S BROKEN?
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WHEW!
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(GASPING)
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(WHISTLING)
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GOPHERS LOSE!
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BASS WINS!
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1-0.
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NICE GOING, TRENT.
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TRENT, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME
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BEFORE THEY TAKE YOU TO GET, UH--RE-BONED?
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YEAH.
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IS MY HAIR MESSED UP?
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OKAY, COWPOKES, LET'S START THE RODEO MOOSE CHALLENGE!
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GEOFF: RODEO RIDING'S KIND OF LIKE SURFING,
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ONCE YOU CATCH THE LIP, YOU JUST FLOW WITH THE MOJO.
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YEAH, FLOW.
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KINDA LIKE THE ANCIENT ART OF JAPANESE HAIKU.
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WHAT'S A HAIKU?
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HEY, BRIDGE,
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WANNA SEE THAT TAT?
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WHOA!
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DEFINITELY NOT HAIKU-IE.
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(MOOSE SNORTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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AND GEOFF'S--
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OUT?
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OOH! THAT STINKS BIG-TIME FOR BASS.
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CHRIS: WAIT A MINUTE. PAUSE THAT.
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LET'S JUST REWIND THAT SHOT AND RUN IT IN SUPER-SLOW-MO.
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I'M EMBARRASSED.
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THIS IS SO DEGRADING.
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I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME!
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CAN WE JUST PLEASE GET A DECENT BUDGET TOGETHER
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FOR HAIR AND MAKEUP?
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I LOOK LIKE I JUST FELL OUT OF BED.
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JEESH!
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NO, SERIOUSLY, THAT IS SOME RANK STUFF.
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LESHAWNA, LET'S JET!
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(BIRD CHIRPING)
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I HOPE YOU GOT A MOOSE-BURGER RECIPE HANDY.
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(CHUCKLING)
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LESHAWNA: EASY, BOY.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME MAD, NOW.
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(MOOSE SNORTING)
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SWEET MOTHER OF--AAH!
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SO, YOUR GUY'S A METRO WITH A BROKEN BACK.
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SO, YOUR GUY'S A GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED SKATER FLAKE.
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LESHAWNA: OOH! HOO! OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH!
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OH-OH-OH-OOH.
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IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? YOU GOT NOTHING.
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OKAY, SO IT WASN'T TRENT OR GEOFF.
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YEAH. PLUS, WE KIND OF JUST ASSUMED IT WAS FOR US.
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LESHAWNA: GET ME OFF OF THIS THING!
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WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.
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LESHAWNA: OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH!
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DEAL?
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SO, WE HAVE A TIE!
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WHOEVER WINS THE X-TREME SEA-DOO WATER SKI CHALLENGE
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WINS INVINCIBILITY.
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LINDSAY: I'M READY.
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HEATHER: WE ARE SO DEAD-- UNLESS..
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I GET TO DRIVE THE WAVE JUMPER!
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JUST WIN THE DANG SHOWER SO I CAN GET MY HAIR DID.
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THIS IS IT. WE'RE TIED FOR THE WIN.
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BAD-TO-THE-BONE DUNCAN IS DRIVING LINDSAY.
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I'M SKIING FOR THE BASS.
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WINNING IS INEVITABLE.
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GOODBYE, WEDGIES, WET WILLIES, AND TOILET-FACE PLUNGES.
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HELLO, DIRTY HAROLD.
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OKAY, SO, HAIKUIST CANDIDATES ARE DUNCAN, HAROLD,
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D.J., OR OWEN.
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WELL, WE KNOW DUNCAN WAS CRUSHING ON COURTNEY,
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SO HE'S OUT.
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AND HAROLD IS--
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LADIES.
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AAH!
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YEAH.
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I'LL TAKE OWEN, YOU TAKE D.J.
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YOU ARE SO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, ALPHA GEEK.
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HERE'S THE ROAD RULES.
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OH, WAIT--THERE ARE NO RULES.
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WHICH MEANS THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
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SO, READ ANY GOOD POEMS LATELY?
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SO, ASKED ANY ARBITRARY, WAY-OUT-OF-LEFT-FIELD
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QUESTIONS LATELY?
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(SIGHING)
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AND GO!
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(MOTOR REVVING)
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AH! OOH! OW! OW!
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CHRIS: FLAG 1 FOR BASS!
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BOTH: YES!
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NO!
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CHRIS: FIVE FLAGS AND HEADING HOME!
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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HEATHER HAS TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE
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OR BE DISQUALIFIED.
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BUT WHEN SHE DOES, HAROLD WILL TAKE FIVE FLAGS
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TO VICTORY FOR THE KILLER BASS!
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(GASPING)
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I COULDN'T LET THAT LITTLE DORK-WAD WIN,
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SO I DECIDED TO CUT HIM LOOSE.
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GAME OVER, GUMBY!
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VICTORY IS -- HUH?
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROWLING)
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HEATHER DID TO MAKE HAROLD
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LOSE HIS CONCENTRATION, BUT IT'S A TOTAL WIPEOUT
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FOR THE BASS TEAM.
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BOOBIES!
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SO, IF WE WIN, IS THERE A SOMEONE SPECIAL
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YOU'LL BE, UH, SHOWERING FOR?
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WHY WOULD I NEED TO SHOWER?
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WE'RE IN THE WILD.
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UGH!
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NEVER MIND. (GAGGING)
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CHRIS: READY, SET, RIDING IT LIKE IT'S SWEEPS WEEK. GO!
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FLAG 1.
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-YEAH! -EEW!
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CHRIS: FLAGS 2, 3, 4.
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(GROWLING)
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CHRIS: LINDSAY HAS SNAGGED
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FLAG 5 AND IS RACING HOME FOR THE WIN.
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DUNCAN IS EUCHRED!
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HE HAS TO CROSS!
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SAYS YOU!
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(SCREAMING)
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LINDSAY: WHOO! WHOO-HOO!
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SHE WON?
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CHRIS: GOPHERS WIN!
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(CHEERING)
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LINDSAY: SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUNC.
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I JUST REALLY WANTED THAT SHOWER!
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UGH! WHATEVER.
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GIRLFRIEND, GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.
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REALLY COULD HAVE USED THAT SHOWER.
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(SNIFFING)
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WHEW! RIGHT YOU ARE, MY SKUNKY FRIEND.
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SO I LANDED IN A PILE OF SOCKS, BIG DEAL.
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I CAN'T STINK THAT BAD, CAN I?
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THE BASS TEAM WENT BELLY-UP AND WILL NOW DECIDE
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WHICH FISHY TO FLUSH, WHILE THE GOPHERS
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TOTALLY SCORED SOME MUCH-NEEDED SHOWERS.
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(SIGHING)
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WHAT'S UP WITH CHICKS AND SHOWERS?
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SO, WE RULED OUT OWEN AND D.J.
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I KNOW. SO WHO COULD IT BE?
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WHO COULD WHAT BE?
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ANOTHER NOTE FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER, LESHAWNA?
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BOTH: LESHAWNA'S THE CRUSH GIRL?
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YOU TWO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE HERE
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WITH A BOOTY AS LUSCIOUS AS AN APPLE?
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BUT WHO WROTE IT?
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AS YOU KNOW, IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE
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A MARSHMALLOW YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME,
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AND YOU CAN NEVER, EVER RETURN TO CAMP.
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BRIDGETTE AND D.J., YOU ARE SAFE.
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GEOFF, YOU'RE SAFE TOO.
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MUCHOS LUCHOS, COMPADRE!
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OKAY, THAT LEAVES HAROLD,
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WHO BAILED BIG FOR REASONS UNKNOWN.
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BOOBIES.
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CHRIS: AND DUNCAN, WHO BAILED EVEN BIGGER,
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BECAUSE LINDSAY LEFT HIM CIRCLING THE DRAIN
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IN A SHAMELESS--
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THAT CHICK WAS DETERMINED.
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WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE SAFE.
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HAROLD, SORRY, DUDE.
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YOU'RE DONE LIKE DINNER.
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WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN, GUYS.
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FAREWELL, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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I LOVED.
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I LOST.
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AND I SAW BOOBIES.
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WHAT MORE CAN A MAN ASK FOR?
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YOU LOVED?
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YOU'RE A MAN?
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YOU SAW BOOBIES?
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LESHAWNA, I MEANT EVERY WORD OF THAT POEM.
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POEM?
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THAT WAS YOU?
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NO WAY.
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BABY, YOU SOME KIND OF FA-REAKY!
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GIVE DADDY SOME SUGAR.
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(GASPING)
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LESHAWNA AND HAROLD?
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I WAS AS SHOCKED AS YOU.
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BUT YOU DIDN'T READ THE LETTERS.
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(SNICKERING)
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MMM...SPICY.
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WAIT A SEC.
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SO, HAROLD SAW YOUR BOOBIES?
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CAN WE SEE?
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HECK NO.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHOSE BOOBIES DID YOU SEE?
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(SIGHING)
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UH-UH! UH-UH! UH-UH! OH-OH!
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OH, SEE NOW, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG SISTER.
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OH, PLEASE, IT WAS A TOTAL FLUKE.
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YOU THINK I'D ACTUALLY SHOW THAT DWEEB MY BOOBS ON PURPOSE?
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AAH! AAH!
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GET BACK HERE!
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(SCREAMING)
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WELL, THAT'S SETTLED.
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-NIGHT. -NIGHT.