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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND...
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THE TEAMS WERE GIVEN THREE CHALLENGES
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THAT TESTED THEIR TRUST IN THEIR TEAMMATES.
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THE ROCK-CLIMBING CHALLENGE REVEALED MORE THAN
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JUST HEATHER'S GRUDGE AGAINST GWEN.
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AND TRENT GOT THE BAD END OF A BLOWFISH
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COURTESY OF LINDSAY.
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DJ TRUSTED GEOFF WITH HIS PET BUNNY.
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HUGE MISTAKE, BY THE WAY.
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SOME OTHER CAMPERS GOT DROPPED ON THEIR BUTTS,
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AND DUNCAN SHOCKED COURTNEY BY SHOWING HER HIS SOFTER SIDES.
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YEAH, TOUCHING MOMENTS. GOOD TIMES.
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STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY YET
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ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
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♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
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♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
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♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE ♪
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♪ FAMOUS ♪
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♪ I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
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♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS, 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
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♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE ♪
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♪ FAMOUS ♪
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♪ NA NA NA-NA-NA NA ♪
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♪ NA-NA NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
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(WHISTLES "I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS")
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(DOOR OPENS)
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OK, WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR?
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HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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EWW!
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HAROLD, YOU ARE SO TOTALLY GROSS.
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NOW WAY. IT WASN'T ME.
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IDIOTS.
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SOMETIMES HE JUST MAKES IT TOO EASY.
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I HEAR YOU, MAN.
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CHEF: LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE COCKROACHES.
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I WANT ALL CAMPERS TO REPORT TO THE DOCK OF SHAME
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AT 0900 HOURS!
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THAT MEANS NOW, SOLDIERS. NOW.
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LINE UP AND STAND AT ATTENTION. YOU CALL THIS PROPER FORMATION?
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FEET TOGETHER. ARMS DOWN.
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EYES FORWARD. HEAD UP.
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OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN DAY.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, SOLDIER?
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UM, NOTHING.
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AND YOU'LL CONTINUE TO SAY NOTHING
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UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING.
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TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL NOT BE AN EASY ONE.
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IN FACT, I DO NOT EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME OUT ALIVE.
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HA HA HA. AAH! THAT HURT.
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MY ORDERS ARE TO MAKE SURE ALL OF THE BABIES IN FRONT OF ME
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DROP OUT OF MY BOOT CAMP EXCEPT ONE.
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THE LAST ONE STANDING WINS IMMUNITY FOR THEIR TEAM.
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UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS?
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RULE NUMBER ONE--YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MASTER CHIEF.
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HAVE YOU GOT THAT?
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YES, MASTER CHIEF.
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YOU WILL SLEEP WHEN I TELL YOU TO SLEEP.
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AND YOU WILL EAT ONLY WHEN I TELL YOU TO EAT.
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IS THAT CLEAR?
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YES, MASTER CHIEF.
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RULE NUMBER TWO-- WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GIVE UP,
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YOU WILL WALK TO THE END OF THE DOCK AND RING THE BELL.
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WHICH BRINGS ME TO RULE NUMBER THREE--
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LET'S GET ONE QUITTER BEFORE THE END OF THE FIRST DAY.
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THAT DAY WILL NOT END UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT.
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NOW GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN TO THE BEACH, SOLDIERS.
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NOW, NOW, NOW.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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OK, WHOEVER'S SICK, TWISTED IDEA THIS WAS
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TO PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THIS CHALLENGE,
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I HAVE TO SAY I'M A LITTLE BIT IMPRESSED.
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LISTEN UP. EACH TEAM MUST HOLD A CANOE OVER THEIR HEADS.
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I CATCH YOU TAKING YOUR HANDS OFF THE CANOE,
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AND YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED.
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AND NO ONE EATS LUNCH UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT.
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CANOES UP.
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WHEW. THIS ISN'T THAT HARD.
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PIECE OF CAKE.
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-(WHIMPERS) -(GROWLS)
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CHEF: COME ON, YOU SISSIES. IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE HOURS.
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LOOKS LIKE THEY MISSED LUNCH TODAY.
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MM-HMM. GUESS THEY JUST WEREN'T HUNGRY.
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UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO QUIT NOW.
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(STOMACH GROWLS)
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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OWEN.
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TIME TO LAND THAT FISH.
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OW! IDIOTS.
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IS THERE A PROBLEM DOWN HERE?
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NO.
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(SNORES)
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25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT.
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ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT.
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WHAT WAR WERE YOU IN, ANYWAY?
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DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?
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BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU TO SPEAK.
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WHATEVER. HE SO WASN'T IN A WAR.
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GUYS, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
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I HAVE NO MORE FEELING IN MY ARMS.
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LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A QUITTER.
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DON'T DO IT, LINDSAY!
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(DINGS)
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-(ALL SIGH) -AAH.
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LISTEN HERE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
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EXCEPT BEING THE LITTLE BABY THAT LET YOUR TEAM DOWN.
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AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, HEAD TO THE MESS HALL.
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DINNER IS SERVED.
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SWEET MARIE, THANK YOU!
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ALL RIGHT, MAGGOTS, OPEN YOUR EARS.
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YOU'VE GOT 10 MINUTES TO EAT BEFORE NIGHT TRAINING BEGINS,
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-SO GET TO IT. -NIGHT TRAINING?
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-NO WAY. -NO WAY.
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UM, EXCUSE ME, MASTER CHIEF. WHERE'S THE FOOD?
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. HEH HEH HEH.
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THIS IS THE LEFTOVER GARBAGE FROM THIS MORNING'S BREAKFAST.
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DARN RIGHT. WHEN YOU'RE AT WAR, YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET.
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WELL, I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.
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I'M OFF TO CRAFT SERVICES. COMING?
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SERVE ME UP SOME OF THAT.
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OH, I AM NOT EATING THIS.
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UHH. ME, NEITHER.
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DON'T CARE FOR TODAY'S SPECIALS, PRINCESS?
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I AM GOING TO BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE ONE DAY,
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AND NO ONE IS GOING TO PULL UP A FILE OF ME EATING GARBAGE.
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HEY, HAROLD, WE FELT REALLY BAD
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ABOUT THE WHOLE UNDERWEAR- FISHING-INCIDENT THING,
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SO HERE, WE FOUND YOU SOME APPLE JUICE.
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THANKS.
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PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE.
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OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE.
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UH, WE-WE MUST HAVE CONFUSED IT WITH THE KITCHEN GREASE.
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YOU GUYS ARE SO IMMATURE.
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I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
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OK, LOOK, I KNOW YOU LIKE ME.
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HE KNOWS YOU LIKE ME. EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
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SO HERE'S A TIP--IF YOU WANT TO KISS ME, I MIGHT LET YOU.
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AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE.
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SHH. ME? NICE?
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HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT.
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WHY'D YOU THINK THAT?
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NEVER MIND. I WAS WRONG.
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HE'S JUST AS GROSS AND ANNOYING AS HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE.
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ENJOY YOUR GARBAGE.
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("THRILLER-ESQUE" DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALL GASP)
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DUNCAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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ONE OF US DROPS OUT, WE'RE DONE FOR THE DAY.
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WE'RE DONE WHEN I SAY WE'RE DONE.
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NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20.
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ANYONE ELSE GOT ANYTHING THEY WANT TO SAY?
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UH, YEAH.
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CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
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NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
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FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE, YOU WILL COMPLETE
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A 300-WORD ESSAY
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ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME.
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ANYONE WHO FALLS ASLEEP OR FAILS TO COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE
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WILL BE ELIMINATED.
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(TICKING)
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(ALARM SOUNDS)
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CRAP.
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"I LOVE MASTER CHIEF HATCHET
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"BECAUSE HE IS VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY,
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"VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY,
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VERY, VERY--"
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THIS IS JUST ONE SENTENCE
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WITH FIVE PAGES OF "VERYS" IN BETWEEN.
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IT'S 300 WORDS EXACTLY. YOU CAN COUNT THEM IF YOU WANT.
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AAH! UGH.
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WIPE UP THAT DROOL, YOU LITTLE BABY.
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YOU TWO SLACKERS ARE OUT.
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THE REST OF YOU, GET TO BED AND REPORT TO THE PLAYING FIELD
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AT 0500 HOURS.
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UH, MISSED A SPOT THERE, GENERAL.
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BOY, DO YOU WANT TO RUN 50 LAPS AROUND THIS CAMP RIGHT NOW?
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NO, THANKS.
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HE'S GOING STRAIGHT TO BED, AREN'T YOU?
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET ELIMINATED?
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-I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED. -I DON'T.
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I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS CHALLENGE,
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SO STOP BEING SUCH A SCREW-UP
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AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD FOR ONCE, OK?
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-SHE WANTS ME. -NO DOUBT.
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YOU WILL ALL RUN THIS COURSE UNTIL YOU CAN ALL COMPLETE IT
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IN UNDER ONE MINUTE.
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AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?
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CRYSTAL.
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IF YOU LOSE THIS FOR US, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO MISERABLE.
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GO, MAGGOTS, GO!
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AW.
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UH, GENERAL CRAZY, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE.
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TOO MUCH--(COUGHS)--MUD.
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RING THE BELL AND REPORT TO THE INFIRMARY.
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YOUR TOUR OF DUTY IS FINISHED.
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WOW. POOR GUY.
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BACK ON THE COURSE, SOLDIERS, NOW!
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ONE FALSE MOVE, AND I'LL BE ON YOU
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LIKE STINK ON A POOP WAGON.
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I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, SIR.
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AAH!
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FALLEN SOLDIER, I SALUTE YOU.
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YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF 20 MORE PUSH-UPS.
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THANK YOU.
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MWAH.
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(GROWLS)
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I THINK YOU MAY HAVE PUSHED HIM OVER THE EDGE, BRO.
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I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
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ONE NIGHT SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN THE BOATHOUSE.
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AHH.
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AHH.
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BIG DEAL. HOW SCARY CAN IT BE?
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SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT.
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(WOLF HOWLS)
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I'M GOING TO CHECK ON HIM.
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YOU LIKE HIM.
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I DO NOT LIKE HIM.
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-YES, YOU DO. -NOT ONLY DO I NOT LIKE HIM...
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I CAN'T STAND HIM.
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HE'S RUDE, HE'S REBELLIOUS, AND HE'S TOTALLY ANNOYING.
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I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HIM.
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SHE LIKES HIM.
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HELLO? DUNCAN?
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(WHISTLES) PRINCESS.
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I WISH YOU'D STOP CALLING ME THAT.
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SO, COME TO CLAIM THAT KISS?
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EVEN PIGS DESERVE A MEAL.
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MM, NO, THANKS. I'LL STICK WITH THE BAIT.
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YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ALL CHEF WOULD SERVE US
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AFTER OUR PATHETIC PERFORMANCE ON THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
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WHY DO YOU EGG CHEF ON LIKE THAT?
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE.
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WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME?
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I AM NOT UPTIGHT. YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES.
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WELL, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BREAK THEM.
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ONLY THE ONES I WANT TO.
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OK, SO MAYBE I DO FOLLOW THE RULES.
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I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A BIG, UPTIGHT LOSER IN YOUR BOOKS,
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-RIGHT? -MAYBE.
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-UGH! -THEN WHY DO YOU FOLLOW THEM?
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BECAUSE NOT FOLLOWING THEM
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GETS YOU THROWN INTO A FISH CABIN.
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BUT I'M IN THE FISH CABIN WITH YOU, AREN'T I?
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FEEL LIKE DITCHING THIS CRAP FOR SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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ALL I'VE HAD FOR TWO DAYS IS THIS GRUEL.
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BUT CHEF WILL NEVER GIVE IT TO US.
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SEE? NOW, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR THINKING.
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THE TRICK IS TO NOT ASK FOR IT.
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DO YOU HAVE SOME ON YOU?
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NO, BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT.
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IT WILL INVOLVE BREAKING QUITE A FEW RULES, THOUGH.
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ARE YOU IN?
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LET'S DO IT.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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(WHISPERS) SLOWLY.
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SLOWLY CRAWL.
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25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT.
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ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT.
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(WHISPERS) IF WE GET CAUGHT, WE ARE SO DEAD.
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I MEAN, COME ON. I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MY STUBBLE.
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AMEN, BROTHER.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
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HECK, YES. THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD HERE YET.
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A LITTLE PRESENT, COURTESY OF THE KILLER BASS.
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NOW YOU'RE LEARNING.
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WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA.
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MMM. MMM.
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I THINK I HAVE JUNGLE ROT FROM THAT OBSTACLE COURSE.
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EW. OWEN, WE'RE EATING HERE.
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(MOUTH FULL) AND WITH IS WITH ALL THOSE LAME WAR STORIES?
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HE IS SO DEMENTED.
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GIRL, THESE NAILS WERE NOT MEANT FOR COMBAT TRAINING.
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KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? MMM.
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OOH, SERIOUSLY. IF I WANTED TO JOIN THE ARMY, I WOULD HAVE.
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OH, GUYS, GROSS.
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NOW SEE, THAT'S A WASTE OF GOOD PEANUT BUTTER.
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OK, I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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OH, NO, NO. JUST-JUST ONE MORE.
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(BELCHES)
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OH.
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YEAH. YEAH, THAT ONE WAS A MISTAKE.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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SO THE PRINCESS HAS A DARK SIDE.
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OK. THAT WAS SO GROSS.
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BUT IT WAS LIKE ONCE I DID SOMETHING BAD,
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IT WAS SO MUCH FUN, I JUST WANTED MORE.
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WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS GIVE ME THAT KISS.
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-THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BAD. -YOU'RE STILL NOT MY TYPE.
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FINE. ENJOY A PEANUT BUTTER-LESS LIFE.
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THANKS. ENJOY PRISON.
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I WILL.
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YES, DUDE!
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TOLD YOU SHE WANTED ME.
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AHH.
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ATTENTION, REMAINING BOOT-CAMPER GROUPS!
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THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF YOUR TRAINING
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BEGINS TOMORROW MORNING AT 0700 HOURS.
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AND IF I CATCH THE SUCKER THAT TOOK MY DESSERT,
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YOUR BUTT IS MINE.
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WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS AN ANCIENT FORM OF TORTURE.
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BY NOW, THE BLOOD HAS BEGUN RUSHING TO YOUR HEAD.
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THE NEXT STAGE IS NAUSEA, FOLLOWED BY DIZZINESS
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AND A FLUSHED APPEARANCE.
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AS THE BLOOD BEGINS TO POOL IN YOUR EYES,
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YOU MAY EXPERIENCE FAINTING SPELLS.
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DUNCAN!
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IT'S OK. HE'S ALL RIGHT.
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UGH!
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COME ON! I...CAN'T...REACH.
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AAH! (FARTS) HA HA HA HA.
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OK, THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. UHH.
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AAH!
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(MUFFLED PROTESTS)
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OFF OF ME, YOU BIG OX.
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SORRY.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA.
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STOP LAUGHING THIS INSTANT.
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I'M SORRY. HA HA HA. I CAN'T HELP IT.
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WHOA! HA HA HA.
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I EXPECTED MORE OUT OF YOU, SOLDIER.
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AHEM. MASTER CHIEF, I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU.
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AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?
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YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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HA HA HA HA. YEAH. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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OK, GEOFFY, IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.
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YOU GOT THIS, GWEN?
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OH, YEAH. I CAN HANG HERE ALL DAY.
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ROCK ON, SISTER! I LIVE FOR THE HEAD RUSH.
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IT FEELS...SO...GOOD.
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OOH. THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK.
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-YES! -ALL RIGHT, GWEN.
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-GO, GOPHERS! -GWEN.
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CONGRATULATIONS, SOLDIER. I'D GO TO WAR WITH YOU ANYTIME.
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I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN CHOOSING MY CAREER.
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YOU DO THAT, SOLDIER.
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(CHEERING)
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YOU DO THAT.
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I ONLY HAVE FIVE MARSHMALLOWS ON MY PLATE.
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AND THESE MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT THE CAMPERS
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THAT WILL CONTINUE TO BE CAMPERS...
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HERE.
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YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR BALLOTS IN THE CONFESSION CAN.
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IF I DO NOT CALL YOUR NAME,
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YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY GO DOWN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,
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CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GO HOME.
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AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK...EVER.
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DUNCAN.
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YEAH.
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-DJ. -YEAH!
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BRIDGETTE.
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-GEOFF. -YEAH.
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CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE NIGHT.
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HAROLD.
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-AHH. -YES.
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WHAT? YOU GUYS VOTED FOR HAROLD OVER ME?
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YES, YES. IT'S ALWAYS A SHOCK.
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THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. I DEMAND A RECOUNT.
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AW, SERIOUSLY, DUDE. I KNOW FOR A FACT...
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THERE WERE THREE OF US THAT DIDN'T VOTE HER OFF.
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UHH.
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I DO NOT CONCEDE. I DO NOT CONCEDE.
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AW, MAN, THIS SUCKS.
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I WAS YOUR ONLY HOPE. I WAS A COUNSELOR-IN-TRAINING.
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LET GO OF ME.
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YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY ATTORNEY.
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COURTNEY, WAIT.
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I MADE THIS FOR YOU.
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DUNCAN.
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OK, THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND CREEPY, BUT I LOVE IT.
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I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!
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WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR?
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HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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OW. IDIOTS.
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PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE.
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OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE.
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YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
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LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
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WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE.