1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:04,755 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND... 2 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:06,715 THE TEAMS WERE GIVEN THREE CHALLENGES 3 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:09,885 THAT TESTED THEIR TRUST IN THEIR TEAMMATES. 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,887 THE ROCK-CLIMBING CHALLENGE REVEALED MORE THAN 5 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:14,222 JUST HEATHER'S GRUDGE AGAINST GWEN. 6 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,725 AND TRENT GOT THE BAD END OF A BLOWFISH 7 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:18,143 COURTESY OF LINDSAY. 8 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,771 DJ TRUSTED GEOFF WITH HIS PET BUNNY. 9 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:23,398 HUGE MISTAKE, BY THE WAY. 10 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,360 SOME OTHER CAMPERS GOT DROPPED ON THEIR BUTTS, 11 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:29,488 AND DUNCAN SHOCKED COURTNEY BY SHOWING HER HIS SOFTER SIDES. 12 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:33,074 YEAH, TOUCHING MOMENTS. GOOD TIMES. 13 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,912 STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY YET 14 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:40,207 ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 15 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,257 ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 16 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:52,219 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 17 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,346 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 18 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,391 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 19 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,768 ♪ I WANNA BE ♪ 20 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:03,104 ♪ FAMOUS ♪ 21 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,900 ♪ I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 22 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,485 ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS, 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 23 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,821 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 24 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,574 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 25 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,368 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE ♪ 26 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,119 ♪ FAMOUS ♪ 27 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,289 ♪ NA NA NA-NA-NA NA ♪ 28 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:25,002 ♪ NA-NA NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪ 29 00:01:25,044 --> 00:01:27,755 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ 30 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,632 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ 31 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,301 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ 32 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:36,137 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ 33 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:40,350 (WHISTLES "I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS") 34 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,065 (DOOR OPENS) 35 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:50,110 OK, WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR? 36 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,486 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 37 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,574 EWW! 38 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,660 HAROLD, YOU ARE SO TOTALLY GROSS. 39 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,662 NOW WAY. IT WASN'T ME. 40 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:03,832 IDIOTS. 41 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,877 SOMETIMES HE JUST MAKES IT TOO EASY. 42 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,629 I HEAR YOU, MAN. 43 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,756 CHEF: LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE COCKROACHES. 44 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,508 I WANT ALL CAMPERS TO REPORT TO THE DOCK OF SHAME 45 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,177 AT 0900 HOURS! 46 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,764 THAT MEANS NOW, SOLDIERS. NOW. 47 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:26,688 LINE UP AND STAND AT ATTENTION. YOU CALL THIS PROPER FORMATION? 48 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,190 FEET TOGETHER. ARMS DOWN. 49 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,234 EYES FORWARD. HEAD UP. 50 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,823 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN DAY. 51 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,324 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, SOLDIER? 52 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,660 UM, NOTHING. 53 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,662 AND YOU'LL CONTINUE TO SAY NOTHING 54 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,832 UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING. 55 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:48,127 TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL NOT BE AN EASY ONE. 56 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:51,797 IN FACT, I DO NOT EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME OUT ALIVE. 57 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:55,383 HA HA HA. AAH! THAT HURT. 58 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,137 MY ORDERS ARE TO MAKE SURE ALL OF THE BABIES IN FRONT OF ME 59 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,597 DROP OUT OF MY BOOT CAMP EXCEPT ONE. 60 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,350 THE LAST ONE STANDING WINS IMMUNITY FOR THEIR TEAM. 61 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:06,394 UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS? 62 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:09,898 RULE NUMBER ONE--YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MASTER CHIEF. 63 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,151 HAVE YOU GOT THAT? 64 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:14,486 YES, MASTER CHIEF. 65 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,072 YOU WILL SLEEP WHEN I TELL YOU TO SLEEP. 66 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,992 AND YOU WILL EAT ONLY WHEN I TELL YOU TO EAT. 67 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,076 IS THAT CLEAR? 68 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,120 YES, MASTER CHIEF. 69 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:25,789 RULE NUMBER TWO-- WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GIVE UP, 70 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:29,208 YOU WILL WALK TO THE END OF THE DOCK AND RING THE BELL. 71 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,461 WHICH BRINGS ME TO RULE NUMBER THREE-- 72 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:34,548 LET'S GET ONE QUITTER BEFORE THE END OF THE FIRST DAY. 73 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:38,052 THAT DAY WILL NOT END UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT. 74 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,595 NOW GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN TO THE BEACH, SOLDIERS. 75 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,056 NOW, NOW, NOW. 76 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,640 (ALL SCREAMING) 77 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,226 OK, WHOEVER'S SICK, TWISTED IDEA THIS WAS 78 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,228 TO PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THIS CHALLENGE, 79 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:51,523 I HAVE TO SAY I'M A LITTLE BIT IMPRESSED. 80 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:55,861 LISTEN UP. EACH TEAM MUST HOLD A CANOE OVER THEIR HEADS. 81 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,821 I CATCH YOU TAKING YOUR HANDS OFF THE CANOE, 82 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,740 AND YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED. 83 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:04,203 AND NO ONE EATS LUNCH UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT. 84 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,412 CANOES UP. 85 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,333 WHEW. THIS ISN'T THAT HARD. 86 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,793 PIECE OF CAKE. 87 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:22,303 -(WHIMPERS) -(GROWLS) 88 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:26,349 CHEF: COME ON, YOU SISSIES. IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE HOURS. 89 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,643 LOOKS LIKE THEY MISSED LUNCH TODAY. 90 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,855 MM-HMM. GUESS THEY JUST WEREN'T HUNGRY. 91 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,566 UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO QUIT NOW. 92 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:37,527 (STOMACH GROWLS) 93 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,362 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OWEN. 94 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,786 TIME TO LAND THAT FISH. 95 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,788 OW! IDIOTS. 96 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,624 IS THERE A PROBLEM DOWN HERE? 97 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,042 NO. 98 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:57,047 (SNORES) 99 00:04:57,089 --> 00:05:00,259 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT. 100 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,010 ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT. 101 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,638 WHAT WAR WERE YOU IN, ANYWAY? 102 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,347 DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK? 103 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,142 BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU TO SPEAK. 104 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:11,311 WHATEVER. HE SO WASN'T IN A WAR. 105 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:14,273 GUYS, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 106 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:19,360 I HAVE NO MORE FEELING IN MY ARMS. 107 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,615 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A QUITTER. 108 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,784 DON'T DO IT, LINDSAY! 109 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,745 (DINGS) 110 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,831 -(ALL SIGH) -AAH. 111 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:37,504 LISTEN HERE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 112 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,299 EXCEPT BEING THE LITTLE BABY THAT LET YOUR TEAM DOWN. 113 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:42,717 AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, HEAD TO THE MESS HALL. 114 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,636 DINNER IS SERVED. 115 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:48,056 SWEET MARIE, THANK YOU! 116 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,101 ALL RIGHT, MAGGOTS, OPEN YOUR EARS. 117 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,937 YOU'VE GOT 10 MINUTES TO EAT BEFORE NIGHT TRAINING BEGINS, 118 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,355 -SO GET TO IT. -NIGHT TRAINING? 119 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,066 -NO WAY. -NO WAY. 120 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:01,611 UM, EXCUSE ME, MASTER CHIEF. WHERE'S THE FOOD? 121 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,156 YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. HEH HEH HEH. 122 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:08,243 THIS IS THE LEFTOVER GARBAGE FROM THIS MORNING'S BREAKFAST. 123 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,787 DARN RIGHT. WHEN YOU'RE AT WAR, YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET. 124 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,836 WELL, I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. 125 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,505 I'M OFF TO CRAFT SERVICES. COMING? 126 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,590 SERVE ME UP SOME OF THAT. 127 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:27,137 OH, I AM NOT EATING THIS. 128 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,306 UHH. ME, NEITHER. 129 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,059 DON'T CARE FOR TODAY'S SPECIALS, PRINCESS? 130 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,602 I AM GOING TO BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE ONE DAY, 131 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:39,191 AND NO ONE IS GOING TO PULL UP A FILE OF ME EATING GARBAGE. 132 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,902 HEY, HAROLD, WE FELT REALLY BAD 133 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,529 ABOUT THE WHOLE UNDERWEAR- FISHING-INCIDENT THING, 134 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,447 SO HERE, WE FOUND YOU SOME APPLE JUICE. 135 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,075 THANKS. 136 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,787 PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE. 137 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,831 OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE. 138 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,667 UH, WE-WE MUST HAVE CONFUSED IT WITH THE KITCHEN GREASE. 139 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,045 YOU GUYS ARE SO IMMATURE. 140 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,922 I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES. 141 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:06,093 OK, LOOK, I KNOW YOU LIKE ME. 142 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,845 HE KNOWS YOU LIKE ME. EVERYONE KNOWS IT. 143 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:12,640 SO HERE'S A TIP--IF YOU WANT TO KISS ME, I MIGHT LET YOU. 144 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,518 AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE. 145 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,020 SHH. ME? NICE? 146 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,772 HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT. 147 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,732 WHY'D YOU THINK THAT? 148 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,901 NEVER MIND. I WAS WRONG. 149 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,737 HE'S JUST AS GROSS AND ANNOYING AS HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE. 150 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,073 ENJOY YOUR GARBAGE. 151 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,870 ("THRILLER-ESQUE" DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 152 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,616 (ALL GASP) 153 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,161 DUNCAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 154 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,496 ONE OF US DROPS OUT, WE'RE DONE FOR THE DAY. 155 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:19,791 WE'RE DONE WHEN I SAY WE'RE DONE. 156 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,336 NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20. 157 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:25,088 ANYONE ELSE GOT ANYTHING THEY WANT TO SAY? 158 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,673 UH, YEAH. 159 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:28,883 CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM? 160 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,927 NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 161 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,015 FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE, YOU WILL COMPLETE 162 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,933 A 300-WORD ESSAY 163 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:41,062 ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME. 164 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,773 ANYONE WHO FALLS ASLEEP OR FAILS TO COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE 165 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,026 WILL BE ELIMINATED. 166 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:49,279 (TICKING) 167 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,031 (ALARM SOUNDS) 168 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,874 CRAP. 169 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:03,168 "I LOVE MASTER CHIEF HATCHET 170 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:07,214 "BECAUSE HE IS VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, 171 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,966 "VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, 172 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,551 VERY, VERY--" 173 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:13,220 THIS IS JUST ONE SENTENCE 174 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,847 WITH FIVE PAGES OF "VERYS" IN BETWEEN. 175 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:20,018 IT'S 300 WORDS EXACTLY. YOU CAN COUNT THEM IF YOU WANT. 176 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,354 AAH! UGH. 177 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:25,899 WIPE UP THAT DROOL, YOU LITTLE BABY. 178 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,443 YOU TWO SLACKERS ARE OUT. 179 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:30,529 THE REST OF YOU, GET TO BED AND REPORT TO THE PLAYING FIELD 180 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,531 AT 0500 HOURS. 181 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,824 UH, MISSED A SPOT THERE, GENERAL. 182 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:38,495 BOY, DO YOU WANT TO RUN 50 LAPS AROUND THIS CAMP RIGHT NOW? 183 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:39,996 NO, THANKS. 184 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:43,291 HE'S GOING STRAIGHT TO BED, AREN'T YOU? 185 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,793 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET ELIMINATED? 186 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,422 -I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED. -I DON'T. 187 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,507 I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS CHALLENGE, 188 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,509 SO STOP BEING SUCH A SCREW-UP 189 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:55,929 AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD FOR ONCE, OK? 190 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:59,099 -SHE WANTS ME. -NO DOUBT. 191 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,564 YOU WILL ALL RUN THIS COURSE UNTIL YOU CAN ALL COMPLETE IT 192 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:06,898 IN UNDER ONE MINUTE. 193 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,568 AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? 194 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,069 CRYSTAL. 195 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:15,656 IF YOU LOSE THIS FOR US, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO MISERABLE. 196 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,284 GO, MAGGOTS, GO! 197 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,183 AW. 198 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,818 UH, GENERAL CRAZY, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE. 199 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:55,405 TOO MUCH--(COUGHS)--MUD. 200 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,532 RING THE BELL AND REPORT TO THE INFIRMARY. 201 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,493 YOUR TOUR OF DUTY IS FINISHED. 202 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,661 WOW. POOR GUY. 203 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,704 BACK ON THE COURSE, SOLDIERS, NOW! 204 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,706 ONE FALSE MOVE, AND I'LL BE ON YOU 205 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,750 LIKE STINK ON A POOP WAGON. 206 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,877 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, SIR. 207 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,010 AAH! 208 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,979 FALLEN SOLDIER, I SALUTE YOU. 209 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,983 YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF 20 MORE PUSH-UPS. 210 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,901 THANK YOU. 211 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,237 MWAH. 212 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,614 (GROWLS) 213 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,074 I THINK YOU MAY HAVE PUSHED HIM OVER THE EDGE, BRO. 214 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,327 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 215 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:47,706 ONE NIGHT SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN THE BOATHOUSE. 216 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,042 AHH. 217 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,211 AHH. 218 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,631 BIG DEAL. HOW SCARY CAN IT BE? 219 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,389 SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT. 220 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,599 (WOLF HOWLS) 221 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,813 I'M GOING TO CHECK ON HIM. 222 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,814 YOU LIKE HIM. 223 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,108 I DO NOT LIKE HIM. 224 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,278 -YES, YOU DO. -NOT ONLY DO I NOT LIKE HIM... 225 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,155 I CAN'T STAND HIM. 226 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,534 HE'S RUDE, HE'S REBELLIOUS, AND HE'S TOTALLY ANNOYING. 227 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,994 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HIM. 228 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,038 SHE LIKES HIM. 229 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,669 HELLO? DUNCAN? 230 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:35,213 (WHISTLES) PRINCESS. 231 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,549 I WISH YOU'D STOP CALLING ME THAT. 232 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,510 SO, COME TO CLAIM THAT KISS? 233 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,470 EVEN PIGS DESERVE A MEAL. 234 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,473 MM, NO, THANKS. I'LL STICK WITH THE BAIT. 235 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,643 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ALL CHEF WOULD SERVE US 236 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:52,146 AFTER OUR PATHETIC PERFORMANCE ON THE OBSTACLE COURSE. 237 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:55,609 WHY DO YOU EGG CHEF ON LIKE THAT? 238 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,944 YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE. 239 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,405 WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME? 240 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,532 I AM NOT UPTIGHT. YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES. 241 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,953 WELL, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BREAK THEM. 242 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,623 ONLY THE ONES I WANT TO. 243 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,208 OK, SO MAYBE I DO FOLLOW THE RULES. 244 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,503 I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A BIG, UPTIGHT LOSER IN YOUR BOOKS, 245 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,130 -RIGHT? -MAYBE. 246 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:20,300 -UGH! -THEN WHY DO YOU FOLLOW THEM? 247 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,343 BECAUSE NOT FOLLOWING THEM 248 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,971 GETS YOU THROWN INTO A FISH CABIN. 249 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,767 BUT I'M IN THE FISH CABIN WITH YOU, AREN'T I? 250 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:31,810 FEEL LIKE DITCHING THIS CRAP FOR SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM? 251 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,854 ARE YOU KIDDING? 252 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:37,108 ALL I'VE HAD FOR TWO DAYS IS THIS GRUEL. 253 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,402 BUT CHEF WILL NEVER GIVE IT TO US. 254 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,113 SEE? NOW, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR THINKING. 255 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,325 THE TRICK IS TO NOT ASK FOR IT. 256 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,327 DO YOU HAVE SOME ON YOU? 257 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,330 NO, BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT. 258 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,750 IT WILL INVOLVE BREAKING QUITE A FEW RULES, THOUGH. 259 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,753 ARE YOU IN? 260 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,212 LET'S DO IT. 261 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,089 WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN. 262 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,847 (WHISPERS) SLOWLY. 263 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,058 SLOWLY CRAWL. 264 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,770 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT. 265 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,397 ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT. 266 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,233 (WHISPERS) IF WE GET CAUGHT, WE ARE SO DEAD. 267 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:24,572 I MEAN, COME ON. I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MY STUBBLE. 268 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,491 AMEN, BROTHER. 269 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,076 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 270 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:34,123 HECK, YES. THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD HERE YET. 271 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:38,044 A LITTLE PRESENT, COURTESY OF THE KILLER BASS. 272 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,254 NOW YOU'RE LEARNING. 273 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,012 WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA. 274 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,561 MMM. MMM. 275 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:58,481 I THINK I HAVE JUNGLE ROT FROM THAT OBSTACLE COURSE. 276 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,067 EW. OWEN, WE'RE EATING HERE. 277 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:05,739 (MOUTH FULL) AND WITH IS WITH ALL THOSE LAME WAR STORIES? 278 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,990 HE IS SO DEMENTED. 279 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,993 GIRL, THESE NAILS WERE NOT MEANT FOR COMBAT TRAINING. 280 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,746 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? MMM. 281 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,915 OOH, SERIOUSLY. IF I WANTED TO JOIN THE ARMY, I WOULD HAVE. 282 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,544 OH, GUYS, GROSS. 283 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,922 NOW SEE, THAT'S A WASTE OF GOOD PEANUT BUTTER. 284 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,885 OK, I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. 285 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,303 OH, NO, NO. JUST-JUST ONE MORE. 286 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,057 (BELCHES) 287 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,475 OH. 288 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:38,479 YEAH. YEAH, THAT ONE WAS A MISTAKE. 289 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,734 HA HA HA HA HA HA. 290 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,114 SO THE PRINCESS HAS A DARK SIDE. 291 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:51,075 OK. THAT WAS SO GROSS. 292 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,578 BUT IT WAS LIKE ONCE I DID SOMETHING BAD, 293 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,122 IT WAS SO MUCH FUN, I JUST WANTED MORE. 294 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,207 WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS GIVE ME THAT KISS. 295 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:01,127 -THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BAD. -YOU'RE STILL NOT MY TYPE. 296 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,004 FINE. ENJOY A PEANUT BUTTER-LESS LIFE. 297 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,006 THANKS. ENJOY PRISON. 298 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,425 I WILL. 299 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,017 YES, DUDE! 300 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,519 TOLD YOU SHE WANTED ME. 301 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,688 AHH. 302 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,774 ATTENTION, REMAINING BOOT-CAMPER GROUPS! 303 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,734 THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF YOUR TRAINING 304 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,904 BEGINS TOMORROW MORNING AT 0700 HOURS. 305 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,156 AND IF I CATCH THE SUCKER THAT TOOK MY DESSERT, 306 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,074 YOUR BUTT IS MINE. 307 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:40,333 WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS AN ANCIENT FORM OF TORTURE. 308 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,628 BY NOW, THE BLOOD HAS BEGUN RUSHING TO YOUR HEAD. 309 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:47,006 THE NEXT STAGE IS NAUSEA, FOLLOWED BY DIZZINESS 310 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,800 AND A FLUSHED APPEARANCE. 311 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,218 AS THE BLOOD BEGINS TO POOL IN YOUR EYES, 312 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,346 YOU MAY EXPERIENCE FAINTING SPELLS. 313 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,055 DUNCAN! 314 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,060 IT'S OK. HE'S ALL RIGHT. 315 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,401 UGH! 316 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:12,198 COME ON! I...CAN'T...REACH. 317 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,994 AAH! (FARTS) HA HA HA HA. 318 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:20,039 OK, THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. UHH. 319 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,791 AAH! 320 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,960 (MUFFLED PROTESTS) 321 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,045 OFF OF ME, YOU BIG OX. 322 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,422 SORRY. 323 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:32,176 HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA. 324 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,887 STOP LAUGHING THIS INSTANT. 325 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:37,181 I'M SORRY. HA HA HA. I CAN'T HELP IT. 326 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:41,268 WHOA! HA HA HA. 327 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,604 I EXPECTED MORE OUT OF YOU, SOLDIER. 328 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:48,651 AHEM. MASTER CHIEF, I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU. 329 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,111 AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? 330 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:54,323 YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL. 331 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:58,745 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. 332 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,497 HA HA HA HA. YEAH. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 333 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:05,084 OK, GEOFFY, IT'S ALL UP TO YOU. 334 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,878 YOU GOT THIS, GWEN? 335 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,672 OH, YEAH. I CAN HANG HERE ALL DAY. 336 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:14,093 ROCK ON, SISTER! I LIVE FOR THE HEAD RUSH. 337 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:18,765 IT FEELS...SO...GOOD. 338 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:25,688 OOH. THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK. 339 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,065 -YES! -ALL RIGHT, GWEN. 340 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,483 -GO, GOPHERS! -GWEN. 341 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:33,654 CONGRATULATIONS, SOLDIER. I'D GO TO WAR WITH YOU ANYTIME. 342 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:37,700 I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN CHOOSING MY CAREER. 343 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,035 YOU DO THAT, SOLDIER. 344 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,079 (CHEERING) 345 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,914 YOU DO THAT. 346 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:54,258 I ONLY HAVE FIVE MARSHMALLOWS ON MY PLATE. 347 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,053 AND THESE MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT THE CAMPERS 348 00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:00,640 THAT WILL CONTINUE TO BE CAMPERS... 349 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,349 HERE. 350 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,855 YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR BALLOTS IN THE CONFESSION CAN. 351 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,690 IF I DO NOT CALL YOUR NAME, 352 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,986 YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY GO DOWN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME, 353 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:16,572 CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GO HOME. 354 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,366 AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK...EVER. 355 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,748 DUNCAN. 356 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,375 YEAH. 357 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,920 -DJ. -YEAH! 358 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,379 BRIDGETTE. 359 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,176 -GEOFF. -YEAH. 360 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:42,807 CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE NIGHT. 361 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,857 HAROLD. 362 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,150 -AHH. -YES. 363 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,528 WHAT? YOU GUYS VOTED FOR HAROLD OVER ME? 364 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,656 YES, YES. IT'S ALWAYS A SHOCK. 365 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,326 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. I DEMAND A RECOUNT. 366 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,537 AW, SERIOUSLY, DUDE. I KNOW FOR A FACT... 367 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,165 THERE WERE THREE OF US THAT DIDN'T VOTE HER OFF. 368 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,709 UHH. 369 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:16,298 I DO NOT CONCEDE. I DO NOT CONCEDE. 370 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,425 AW, MAN, THIS SUCKS. 371 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:23,430 I WAS YOUR ONLY HOPE. I WAS A COUNSELOR-IN-TRAINING. 372 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,308 LET GO OF ME. 373 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,104 YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY ATTORNEY. 374 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,522 COURTNEY, WAIT. 375 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,484 I MADE THIS FOR YOU. 376 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,156 DUNCAN. 377 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:43,367 OK, THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND CREEPY, BUT I LOVE IT. 378 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,746 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU! 379 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,465 WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR? 380 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,260 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 381 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:04,430 OW. IDIOTS. 382 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,641 PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE. 383 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,936 OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE. 384 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,614 YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 385 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,907 LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT 386 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,077 WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE.