1 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:05,506 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, 2 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:08,509 A TALENT CONTEST BROUGHT OUT THE WORST IN OUR CAMPERS. 3 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,678 IT WAS AWESOME. 4 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,137 THE KILLER BASS STRUGGLED 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,515 TO FIND ANY TALENT ON THEIR TEAM. 6 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,142 AND BRIDGETTE'S CLUMSINESS PRETTY MUCH KNOCKED OUT THEIR 7 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,520 BEST PROSPECT...COURTNEY. 8 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,438 GWEN STOOD UP TO HEATHER. 9 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,482 SO HEATHER SWORE TO MAKE GWEN'S LIFE MISERABLE 10 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,901 BY STEALING HER DIARY. 11 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:30,197 THEN SHE READ IT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE VIEWING WORLD, 12 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:32,073 REVEALING THAT GWEN HAS A SECRET CRUSH 13 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,742 ON SOMEONE AT CAMP. 14 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,662 THEN HEATHER MANAGED TO SAVE HER BUTT BY CONVINCING 15 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,205 THE REST OF THE TEAM TO VOTE OFF 16 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:41,249 JUSTIN "MCGORGEOUSNESS." 17 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,712 WHO WILL BE THE NEXT ONE TO WALK OFF THIS CRAPPY DOCK? 18 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:48,757 FIND OUT TONIGHT IN THE MOST DRAMATIC MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY 19 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:53,052 EVER ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND . 20 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,662 CAMPERS, TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL TEST YOUR 21 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:03,164 OUTDOOR-SURVIVAL SKILLS. 22 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,000 I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, 23 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,168 SOME OF YOU MAY NOT COME BACK ALIVE. 24 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,211 ALL: (GASP) 25 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,464 JUST JOKING. (LAUGHS) 26 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:13,216 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SPEND ONE NIGHT IN THE WOODS. 27 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,303 EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS AT YOUR TEAM'S CAMPSITE IN THE FOREST. 28 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:17,846 YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND IT. 29 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,019 OH...AND WATCH OUT FOR BEARS, 30 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:27,522 LOST A COUPLE OF INTERNS IN PREPRODUCTION. 31 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,484 FIRST TEAM BACK FOR BREAKFAST WINS INVINCIBILITY. 32 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,485 (AIR HORN BLOWING) 33 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,946 WELL, OFF YOU GO. 34 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,614 DID HE SAY THERE ARE BEARS UP IN HERE? 35 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,617 I HAD A LITTLE ENCOUNTER WITH A BEAR ONCE. 36 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:44,164 LET'S JUST SAY HIS HEAD LOOKS REAL NICE UP ON MY MANTEL. 37 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:46,458 OH, THIS ONE TIME, I SAW A BEAR EATING OUR GARBAGE. 38 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,335 HE HAD OLD SPAGHETTI NOODLES HANGING FROM HIS 39 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,963 BIG, HUGE TEETH, AND IT LOOKED LIKE BLOOD AND GUTS. 40 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,422 IT WAS SO GROSS. 41 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,215 AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS EATING THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT SIMBA. 42 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:57,302 BUT IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST LOST FOR A WEEK. 43 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:00,388 UH, YOU DIDN'T EAT SPAGHETTI, DID YOU? 44 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,099 GOOD. LET'S GO! 45 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:03,182 (GULPS) 46 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,065 HEY, GWEN, WAIT UP. 47 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,525 CAN I WALK WITH YOU? 48 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,443 NO. 49 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,488 HEY, IF THIS IS ABOUT THAT WHOLE DIARY THING? 50 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,958 SADIE, LOOK, BLUEBERRIES. 51 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,084 (GASPS) 52 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,045 I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE BLUEBERRIES! 53 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,964 OH, MY GOSH, ME TOO. 54 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,050 SADIE AND I ARE B.F.F.F.L.S. 55 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,177 BEST FEMALE FRIENDS FOR LIFE. 56 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,220 WE EVEN GOT THE CHICKENPOX TOGETHER. 57 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,805 OH, MY GOSH, THAT WAS SO FUN. 58 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:43,098 IT WAS SO NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE 59 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,307 TO SCRATCH ALL YOUR LITTLE SCABS. 60 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,433 I KNOW, RIGHT? 61 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,730 UGH! 62 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,482 SHE IS SO THE NEXT ONE TO LEAVE. 63 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,735 -WHO? -WHO DO YOU THINK? 64 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:58,572 SHE DUMPED HAROLD'S RED ANT FARM INTO MY BED. 65 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:03,284 YEAH, BUT YOU DID READ HER DIARY OUT LOUD TO THE ENTIRE WORLD. 66 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,703 ALL: (GASP) 67 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,704 SO? 68 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,082 SO...THAT WAS PRETTY HARSH. 69 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,541 SHE IS GOING DOWN. 70 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,381 OKAY, THOSE WERE SO YUMMY. 71 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,299 CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW YUMMY THOSE WERE? 72 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:22,096 THEY WERE SO YUMMY. 73 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,389 KATIE, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE TEAM? 74 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,017 I DON'T KNOW. THEY MUST BE NEARBY. 75 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,644 KILLER BASS, WHERE ARE YOU? 76 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,772 KILLER BASS! 77 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:32,981 (GASPS) 78 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,482 THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE 7 79 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,359 AND WE LOST OUR MOMS AT THE MALL. 80 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,612 AND YOU STARTED TO CRY, AND THE SECURITY GUARDS 81 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,740 HAD TO LIKE PAGE OUR MOMS, AND THEY WERE SO MAD. 82 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,491 OH, MY GOSH, LIKE, TAKE A PILL. 83 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:46,161 WE'RE FINE. 84 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,871 KILLER BASS, WHERE ARE YOU?! 85 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:54,586 UH... (LAUGHS) THERE'S NO FOOD HERE. 86 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,465 THIS IS A SURVIVAL TASK. LOOK AT THE INSTRUCTIONS. 87 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,842 I WONDER IF THERE ARE ANY BEARS AROUND TODAY. 88 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,053 WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF WE MADE SOME BEAR SOUNDS 89 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,846 AND THEN THEY CAME? 90 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,723 THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY. 91 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:10,351 (GROWLS) I'M A BEAR! 92 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,812 HEATHER: WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP? 93 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,396 I'M TRYING TO READ HERE. 94 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,899 IT SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR OWN FOOD. 95 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,943 (SCOFFS) I STILL DON'T SEE IT. 96 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,320 I THINK THEY MEAN IN THE WOODS. 97 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,614 I'LL GO. I'M GOOD AT FINDING FOOD. 98 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:26,367 WELL, AT LEAST THIS WILL BE A GOOD WEEK FOR MY DIET. 99 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,078 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE, DO YOU? 100 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,412 YES. 101 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,665 OKAY, NO. BUT IT'S SO NOT MY FAULT. 102 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:34,501 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT ALL TREES LOOK THE SAME? 103 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,796 OOH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO YOU. 104 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,882 WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I'M SMART ENOUGH TO FIND THEM? 105 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:44,594 WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE BEST WITH, LIKE, DIRECTIONS. 106 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,345 YUH-HUH, I AM. 107 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:48,140 NUH-UH. 108 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:52,936 APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE WE'RE L-O-S-T, LOST! 109 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:58,775 I AM SO HUNGRY. 110 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:02,279 (GROANS) I THINK MY STOMACH ATE MY STOMACH. 111 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:05,740 YO! WHO ORDERED THE PEPPERONI...EXTRA CHEESE? 112 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,367 IT'S FOR THE CAMERA CREW, OVER HERE. 113 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:10,120 NO WAY. 114 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:13,540 I AM MAN! I BRING FISH! 115 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,167 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 116 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,044 TRENT: AW, MAN, YOU'RE AWESOME. 117 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,586 OH, I LOVE FISH! I LOVE FISH! 118 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,005 (GASPS) 119 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:23,091 I--I GUESS WE SHOULD COOK IT FIRST, HUH? 120 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,093 HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FISH? 121 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:27,137 MY GRANDPA TAUGHT ME. 122 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,681 I CAUGHT A SHARK ONCE. IT BIT ME IN THE BUTT. 123 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,558 CHECK IT OUT! 124 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:32,851 OH, MY EYES! MY EYES! 125 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,062 THAT IS SO AWESOME! 126 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,980 SADIE: WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. 127 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,524 YOU--YOU... HAVE TO WALK, GIRL. 128 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,151 NOW WHO'S SMARTER? 129 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:43,486 SADIE: TRIP TO THE BEACH LAST YEAR, RING A BELL? 130 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,739 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BRINGING THAT UP. 131 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,575 I DID HAVE A TOTALLY FETCH BIKINI ON THAT DAY, THOUGH. 132 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:51,745 YOU DROVE MY MOM'S CAR INTO A SNACK SHACK. 133 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,081 IT WAS TOTALLY IN MY BLIND SPOT. 134 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,540 WHATEVER, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, 135 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,876 YOU'D BE RIDING THE BUS TO THE MALL. 136 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:01,338 WELL, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIND 137 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,923 YOUR WAY TO THE MALL! 138 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:06,593 OH, I KNOW MY WAY TO THE MALL! 139 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,427 SADIE: YOU LEAN ON ME. 140 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:09,721 IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, 141 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:10,805 YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS SHOW. 142 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,349 KATIE: (GASPS) 143 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,351 YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU. 144 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:15,810 (SADIE GASPS) 145 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,437 I KNEW YOU THOUGHT THAT! 146 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:20,481 IT'S TRUE. EVERYBODY THINKS SO. 147 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,359 SADIE'S, LIKE, THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW. 148 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:24,236 AH! WELL, YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW. 149 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,571 WE ARE REALLY PRETTY, AREN'T WE? 150 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,989 DON'T YOU LOVE THAT WE CAN SAY THAT TO EACH OTHER 151 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,449 AND NOT SOUND TOTALLY CONCEITED? 152 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,534 I LOVE THAT ABOUT US. 153 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,827 (GASPS) ME TOO! 154 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,413 THAT'S IT. 155 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,123 WHEN WE GET BACK TO CAMP, WE ARE SO SPLITTING UP AS 156 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,624 B.F.F.F.L.S! 157 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:38,959 FINE! 158 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,252 SADIE: DOUBLE FINE! 159 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,465 WOW, YOU PITCH A TENT LIKE A GUY. 160 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,094 (CRICKETS CHIRP) 161 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,596 WOW, YOU PITCH A TENT LIKE A GUY? 162 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,391 (FLY BUZZES) 163 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:58,519 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT ALL GIRLY ABOUT GETTING DIRTY AND STUFF. 164 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,981 GEE. THANKS. 165 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,858 WHAT'S FOR DINNER, WOMAN? I'M STARVING. 166 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,404 I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE. 167 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:10,490 GEOFF: HEY, GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 168 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,492 (COUGHS) 169 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:15,078 WELL, I NEVER HAD RABBIT STEW BEFORE, 170 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,913 BUT WHAT THE HECK, I'M GAME. 171 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,499 (SIGHS) THIS IS MY NEW PET. 172 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,042 I'M CALLING HIM "BUNNY." 173 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:24,004 YOU COULDN'T FIND ANY FOOD? 174 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:27,090 THEN IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE EATING GRUBS AND BERRIES FOR DINNER. 175 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,801 HAS ANYONE SEEN TWEEDLE-DUM AND TWEEDLE-IDIOT? 176 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,930 SADIE: KATIE, LOOK, A TREE WITH A FORK IN IT. 177 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,682 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 178 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,517 NO. IT'S NOT GOOD. 179 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:40,437 IT'S THE SAME TREE WE SAW 2 HOURS AGO. 180 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:43,773 WE JUST WALKED IN A GIGANTIC CIRCLE. 181 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,401 (OWL HOOTING) 182 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:50,613 (SCREAMING) 183 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,699 WE'LL BE SAFE HERE UNTIL MORNING. 184 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:53,783 (BAT SCREECHING) 185 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,285 (SCREAMING) 186 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,082 WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE. 187 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:04,294 WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE. 188 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:07,714 OKAY, FIRE'S HOT, FISH ARE GRILLING, 189 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,549 TENT IS TENTING. 190 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,427 NICE GOING, MAN, FISH LOOKS AWESOME. 191 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,972 THANKS, MAN. I OWE IT ALL TO GRANDPA. 192 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,641 SO YOU AND YOUR GRANDPA REALLY FOUGHT A BEAR ONCE? 193 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,352 HECK, YES. 194 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:23,522 IT WAS THE SCARIEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. 195 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,358 (GASPS) 196 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:30,070 WE WERE OUT IN THE WOODS WHEN WE CAME UPON THE GREAT BEAST. 197 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:33,281 I TELL YOU, HE WAS 10 FEET HIGH IF HE WAS A FOOT! 198 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,783 AND THEN HE ROARED HIS TERRIBLE ROAR! 199 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,537 (OWEN ROARS) 200 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,372 WE GRABBED OUR SHOTGUN. 201 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,874 WE KNEW IT WAS EITHER HIM OR US. 202 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,127 IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL, JUST THE LAW OF THE WILD. 203 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,380 AND THEN, BAM! 204 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:51,883 ONE SHOT WAS ALL IT TOOK TO FELL THE GREAT BEAST. 205 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:55,803 WE TOOK HIS BLOOD AND MARKED OURSELVES TO HONOR HIM. 206 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,680 IT WAS A GOOD DEATH. 207 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:58,890 COURTNEY: YEAH, RIGHT. 208 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,893 THERE'S NO WAY YOU TOOK DOWN A 10-FOOT BEAR. 209 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,479 HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN CRAZY GIRL? 210 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,523 I THINK SHE HAD TO PEE. 211 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:07,732 THAT WAS OVER AN HOUR AGO. 212 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,526 IZZY! 213 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,027 IZZY! 214 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,447 IZZY THE GOPHER, WHERE ARE YOU?! 215 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,407 (RUSTLING) 216 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:16,991 (LAUGHS) GOOD. 217 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,119 I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU THERE FOR A MINUTE, MAN. 218 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,120 (BEAR GROWLS) 219 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,540 GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA! 220 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,041 AAH! 221 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,461 WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! 222 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:30,505 WE'RE GONNA GET EATEN ALIVE BY A BEAR! 223 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,549 OH, THE HORROR! 224 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:36,719 SOMEBODY HELP US. I WANT MY MOMMY! 225 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,805 (BEAR GROWLS) 226 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:41,391 THE TREES! CLIMB INTO THE TREES! 227 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:42,934 (OWL HOOTS) 228 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,811 (BRIDGETTE GASPS) 229 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,480 BE COOL, IT'S JUST AN OWL. 230 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,772 SORRY. 231 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,775 I JUST GET REALLY FREAKED OUT IN THE FOREST. 232 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,945 THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS REALLY SCARY STORY I HEARD ONCE. 233 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,364 AWESOME. TELL IT, MAN. 234 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,782 ARE YOU SURE? 235 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,452 BECAUSE THE STORY I'M THINKING OF IS PRETTY HARD-CORE. 236 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,413 (SARCASTICALLY) OOH! WE'RE SO SCARED. 237 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,790 ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 238 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,710 ONE NIGHT, A LOT LIKE THIS ONE. 239 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,464 SO SUDDENLY, THEY-- THEY HEARD THIS TAP, TAP, 240 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,882 TAPPING ON THE SIDE OF THE CAR. 241 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,593 THE GIRLS STARTED TO FREAK OUT, AND BY THIS TIME, 242 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,179 EVEN THE GUY WAS GETTING A BIT SCARED. 243 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,888 SO HE TURNED THE CAR ON, AND HE STEPPED ON IT. 244 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,224 WHEN THEY GOT BACK TO THE GIRL'S HOUSE, 245 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,936 SHE OPENED THE DOOR AND SCREAMED, BECAUSE THERE, 246 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:32,609 HANGING FROM THE DOOR HANDLE... WAS THE BLOODY HOOK! 247 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,736 THEY SAY THAT THIS KILLER IS STILL ALIVE, 248 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,448 WANDERING THESE VERY WOODS. 249 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,867 HE COULD BE JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE, REALLY. 250 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,286 MAYBE EVEN RIGHT HERE! 251 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,373 ALL: (SCREAMING) 252 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,959 (EVIL CACKLING) 253 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,044 COURTNEY: DUNCAN! 254 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,547 THAT WAS SO NOT FUNNY! 255 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,256 OH, YES, IT WAS. 256 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,884 I JUST WISH IT WAS ALL ON CAMERA. 257 00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,261 OH, WAIT, IT IS. 258 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,180 YOU ARE SO VILE. 259 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,140 DO YOUR PARENTS EVEN LIKE YOU? 260 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,933 I DON'T KNOW, JUMPY MCCHICKEN. 261 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,060 I HAVEN'T ASKED THEM LATELY. 262 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,102 (HOWLING) 263 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,229 (COURTNEY GASPS) 264 00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:13,941 (GROWLS) SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 265 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,819 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 266 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,322 IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO CLIMB THE TREES. 267 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,033 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE BEAR-HUNTING EXPERT? 268 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,951 HEY, OWEN, WHAT NOW? 269 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,704 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 270 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,997 DUDE, YOU SAID YOU KILLED A BEAR. 271 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,833 I WAS BEING THEATRICAL. 272 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,419 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 273 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,254 IF YOU HADN'T BEEN GROWLING LIKE THAT, 274 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,590 WE NEVER WOULD'VE ATTRACTED HIM TO OUR SITE. 275 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,508 EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING! 276 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,429 (CRYING) 277 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,223 HEY, HEY, HEY, EASE UP ON THE GUY. 278 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,849 HE DID BRING US ALL THAT FISH. 279 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,017 (SNIFFS, GROWLS) 280 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,811 HEY! LAY OFF OUR FISH! 281 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,690 IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY EATEN, IZZY. 282 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,568 THEN IT SHOULDN'T BE HUNGRY ANYMORE. 283 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,153 WHAT? THIS IS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. 284 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,699 SHE SHOULD'VE JUST PEED IN HER PANTS, LIKE CODY. 285 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,783 (WOOD CREAKING) 286 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:05,910 (SCREAMS) 287 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,289 (GROWLS) 288 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,331 (ALL GASP) 289 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,791 DEAR, ABBY, SHE'S GOING TO DIE! 290 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,421 (GROWLS) 291 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,798 UH, NICE BEAR. AAH! 292 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,635 SOMEBODY HELP ME! 293 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,428 RUN! LESHAWNA, GET OUT! 294 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,930 (CHUCKLES) HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 295 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,686 UH, DID THAT BEAR JUST ASK ME A QUESTION? 296 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,811 (GASP) 297 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,526 OH, MY GOODNESS! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! 298 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:42,238 OKAY, I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. 299 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,407 WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF WEIRDO? 300 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,785 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY. (LAUGHS) 301 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:50,288 OKAY, OKAY, THAT WAS SO FUNNY. LIKE, "OH, IT'S A BEAR! 302 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,457 OH, NO, AND, LIKE, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE NOW! 303 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,167 HELP! HELP!" (LAUGHS) AND I'M LIKE, "RRR! 304 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,671 I'M GONNA EAT YOU," LIKE I COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT. 305 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,799 THERE'S NO WAY, OKAY? (LAUGHS) 306 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:05,428 (HOWLING) 307 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,263 WHAT'S WRONG? GOT TO GO PEE? 308 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,266 LIKE CRAZY, BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO LEAVE THE TENT. 309 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,392 YEAH, ME TOO. 310 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:16,939 (GASPS) 311 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,780 (ALL GASP) 312 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,877 ROCKIN' THE FISH STICKS! NICE. 313 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,546 (RUSTLING) 314 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,757 (BEAR GROWLS) 315 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,926 WOW. (LAUGHS) THAT COSTUME IS REALLY GOOD. 316 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,261 I MEAN, I THOUGHT MINE WAS GOOD 317 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,971 BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE REALLY GOOD. 318 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,140 IT'S PROBABLY CHRIS TRYING TO MESS WITH US. 319 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,059 YEAH, NICE TRY, MAN. 320 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,102 WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT A BEAR, DUDE. 321 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,146 (GROWLS) UH, I DON'T KNOW, OWEN. 322 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,692 THIS ONE LOOKS KIND OF REAL. 323 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,778 CHRIS DID SAY THERE WERE BEARS. 324 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,947 (LAUGHS) OH, COME ON, GUYS. 325 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,743 THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SEE IF THEY CAN PUNK US TWICE. 326 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,952 THIS IS NOT A REAL BEAR. 327 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,621 AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU. 328 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:19,919 WOW. THAT DOES LOOK KIND OF REAL. 329 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,421 (GROWLS) 330 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,509 YEAH. THAT'S A REAL BEAR. 331 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,138 AAH! 332 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,349 (ALL SCREAM) 333 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,684 GREAT. 334 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,270 THAT'S JUST GREAT, BRIDGETTE. 335 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,814 NOW WE HAVE NOWHERE TO SLEEP! 336 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,233 YO, DRAMA QUEEN, RELAX. 337 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,235 -IT'S COOL. -COOL? 338 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,362 IT'S COOL? 339 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,448 THINGS COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET WORSE! 340 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,454 (SCREAMS) 341 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,932 WELL, I THINK IT'S SAFE, GUYS. 342 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,683 THE BEAR'S GONE. 343 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,269 AND...THE MAP. 344 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,563 HEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW RACCOONS SLEEP IN TREES, 345 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,774 BECAUSE I'M SO STIFF. 346 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,276 THEY MUST BE REALLY LIMBER. 347 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,778 YOU KNOW WHAT, CRAZY GIRL? 348 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,696 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU 349 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,782 OR THE BEAR HUNTER HERE. 350 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,576 IF YOU TWO HADN'T BEEN ACTING LIKE BEAR BAIT ALL NIGHT, 351 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,703 WE COULD HAVE ACTUALLY SLEPT IN OUR TENT. 352 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:36,746 (BIRD CHIRPS) 353 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,956 ALL: SHUT UP! 354 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,710 (GROANS) IS IT MORNING YET? 355 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:47,131 I THINK THAT WAS THE WORSE NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. 356 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,175 IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE NIGHT I WENT OUT WITH THAT GUY 357 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,677 WITH THE MANKY BAD BREATH, 358 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,513 'CAUSE HE ATE THOSE SAUSAGES AT THAT PLACE. 359 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,722 WHAT? 360 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,141 (GROWLS) (BOTH SCREAM) 361 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,107 (COURTNEY SIGHS) 362 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,150 MORNING, SUNSHINE. 363 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,819 OH, MY GOSH! 364 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,153 EW! 365 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,405 YOU WERE CUDDLING ME. 366 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:15,075 I WAS CALMLY LYING ON MY BACK AND TRYING TO CATCH A FEW Z'S. 367 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,244 YOU WERE SNUGGLING UP TO ME. 368 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,830 YOU ARE SUCH AN OGRE. 369 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,206 I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE. 370 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,791 UGH! 371 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,751 OKAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY FOR THE RECORD THAT 372 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,212 I WAS TOTALLY ASLEEP AND THEREFORE UNCONSCIOUS 373 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,922 AT THE TIME OF THE "ALLEGED CUDDLING" 374 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,590 WITH SAID NEANDERTHAL. 375 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,885 SO ESSENTIALLY, IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. 376 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,142 WE'RE THE FIRST ONES BACK! 377 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,436 OH, NO! THEY BEAT US HERE. 378 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,857 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 379 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:49,777 AH-AH-AH, NOT SO FAST, GOPHERINOS. 380 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,698 IT SEEMS THAT THE KILLER BASS ARE MISSING A FEW FISH. 381 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,825 OH, YOU MEAN, KATIE AND SADIE? 382 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,869 I'M PRETTY SURE THEY GOT EATEN BY WOLVES LAST NIGHT. 383 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,495 DARN SHAME. 384 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,663 (KATIE AND SADIE PANTING) 385 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,789 WE MADE IT. 386 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,416 WE'RE SAFE! 387 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,919 OH, MY GOSH, GUYS, WE GOT TOTALLY LOST 388 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,254 AND THEN GOT IN THIS MASSIVE FIGHT. 389 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,464 AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE BEAR, AND HE WAS ALL, "RAWR! 390 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,383 YOU'RE IN MY CRIB, SO GET OUT!" 391 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,595 AND WE HAD TO RUN, AND IT WAS, LIKE, SO SCARY. 392 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:19,557 OH, SADIE, I'M SO SORRY I SAID I WAS PRETTIER THAN YOU. 393 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,685 AND I'M SO SORRY I BROUGHT UP THE SNACK SHACK. 394 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,520 AND I'M SORRY I SAID YOUR BUTT WAS TOO BIG 395 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,022 TO FIT IN THE BUS SEATS. 396 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,774 YOU DID? 397 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:31,485 UMM...WELL, NOT TO YOUR FACE. 398 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,404 OH, WHO CARES? WE'RE SAFE. 399 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,448 AND YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, AND I LOVE YOU. 400 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,241 OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 401 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,451 (CLEARS THROAT) 402 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,912 ARE YOU TWO FINISHED YOUR LITTLE LOVE FEST? 403 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,288 GOOD. 404 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,750 BECAUSE THANKS TO YOU, WE JUST LOST THE CHALLENGE! 405 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,003 ALL RIGHT, KILLER BASS, ONE OF YOUR FISHY BUTTS 406 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,838 IS GOING HOME. 407 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,467 GOPHERS, YOU'RE GOING ON AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP 408 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:58,220 TO THE TUCK SHOP! 409 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,263 (CASH REGISTER RINGS) 410 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,473 (CHEERING) 411 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,891 (ALL GASP) 412 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,112 OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS SO GOOD! 413 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,322 I NEVER THOUGHT CHIPS COULD TASTE SO GOOD! 414 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,074 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 415 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,909 THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY GROSS. 416 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,119 AH, THAT'S BETTER. 417 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,411 WHOO! 418 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,747 THE SCREAMING GOPHERS RULE! 419 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,540 HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE CHOCODILES. 420 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,843 CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES. 421 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,845 THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW 422 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,388 MUST IMMEDIATELY HIT THE DOCK OF SHAME, 423 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,600 GRAB THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE. 424 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,394 AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK. 425 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,730 EVER... 426 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:53,651 NOW, I CAN SEE YOU'RE ALL TIRED, SO TONIGHT, 427 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,194 I'LL JUST THROW THEM TO YOU. 428 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,863 SAVVY? 429 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,532 COURTNEY. 430 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,367 DUNCAN. 431 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,285 BRIDGETTE. 432 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,662 D.J. 433 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,288 HAROLD. 434 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,748 GEOFF. 435 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,333 TYLER. 436 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,210 LADIES. 437 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,879 THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE EVENING. 438 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,134 SADIE. 439 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,426 NO! 440 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,511 WHY KATIE? 441 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,513 WHY HER? 442 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,015 IT'S SO UNFAIR. 443 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,933 I SO CAN'T DO THIS! 444 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,186 I'VE NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE WITHOUT KATIE. 445 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,772 WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER OR I'LL TOTALLY DIE! 446 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,316 SADIE, LISTEN TO ME. YOU CAN DO THIS. 447 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,485 YOU ARE STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL AND, LIKE, 448 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,905 MAYBE EVEN SMARTER THAN ME. 449 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,699 AND PLUS, YOU'RE, LIKE, THE FUNNIEST GIRL I KNOW. 450 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,118 YOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR BOTH OF US. 451 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,205 (SOBS) 452 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,166 I MISS YOU ALREADY! 453 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,876 I MISS YOU MORE! 454 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,794 NO, I MISS YOU MORE! 455 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:54,879 NO WAY! 456 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,757 I TOTALLY MISS YOU MORE! 457 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,093 I MISS YOU INFINITELY MORE! 458 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,761 BYE! 459 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,226 WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? 460 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,353 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY I SCARED YOU. 461 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,814 I WAS NOT SCARED. 462 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,608 IT WAS COMPLETELY CIRCUMSTANTIAL. 463 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,194 AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HOOK MAN. 464 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:21,155 YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT OR ARE YOU? 465 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:24,283 (COURTNEY SCREAMS) 466 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:27,620 UGH! I HATE YOU! 467 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,663 SHE SO DOESN'T HATE ME.