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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
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A TALENT CONTEST BROUGHT OUT THE WORST IN OUR CAMPERS.
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IT WAS AWESOME.
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THE KILLER BASS STRUGGLED
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TO FIND ANY TALENT ON THEIR TEAM.
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AND BRIDGETTE'S CLUMSINESS PRETTY MUCH KNOCKED OUT THEIR
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BEST PROSPECT...COURTNEY.
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GWEN STOOD UP TO HEATHER.
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SO HEATHER SWORE TO MAKE GWEN'S LIFE MISERABLE
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BY STEALING HER DIARY.
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THEN SHE READ IT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE VIEWING WORLD,
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REVEALING THAT GWEN HAS A SECRET CRUSH
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ON SOMEONE AT CAMP.
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THEN HEATHER MANAGED TO SAVE HER BUTT BY CONVINCING
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THE REST OF THE TEAM TO VOTE OFF
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JUSTIN "MCGORGEOUSNESS."
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WHO WILL BE THE NEXT ONE TO WALK OFF THIS CRAPPY DOCK?
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FIND OUT TONIGHT IN THE MOST DRAMATIC MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY
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EVER ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND .
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CAMPERS, TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL TEST YOUR
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OUTDOOR-SURVIVAL SKILLS.
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I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU,
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SOME OF YOU MAY NOT COME BACK ALIVE.
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ALL: (GASP)
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JUST JOKING. (LAUGHS)
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SPEND ONE NIGHT IN THE WOODS.
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EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS AT YOUR TEAM'S CAMPSITE IN THE FOREST.
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YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND IT.
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OH...AND WATCH OUT FOR BEARS,
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LOST A COUPLE OF INTERNS IN PREPRODUCTION.
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FIRST TEAM BACK FOR BREAKFAST WINS INVINCIBILITY.
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(AIR HORN BLOWING)
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WELL, OFF YOU GO.
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DID HE SAY THERE ARE BEARS UP IN HERE?
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I HAD A LITTLE ENCOUNTER WITH A BEAR ONCE.
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LET'S JUST SAY HIS HEAD LOOKS REAL NICE UP ON MY MANTEL.
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OH, THIS ONE TIME, I SAW A BEAR EATING OUR GARBAGE.
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HE HAD OLD SPAGHETTI NOODLES HANGING FROM HIS
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BIG, HUGE TEETH, AND IT LOOKED LIKE BLOOD AND GUTS.
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IT WAS SO GROSS.
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AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS EATING THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT SIMBA.
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BUT IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST LOST FOR A WEEK.
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UH, YOU DIDN'T EAT SPAGHETTI, DID YOU?
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GOOD. LET'S GO!
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(GULPS)
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HEY, GWEN, WAIT UP.
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CAN I WALK WITH YOU?
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NO.
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HEY, IF THIS IS ABOUT THAT WHOLE DIARY THING?
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SADIE, LOOK, BLUEBERRIES.
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(GASPS)
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I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE BLUEBERRIES!
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OH, MY GOSH, ME TOO.
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SADIE AND I ARE B.F.F.F.L.S.
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BEST FEMALE FRIENDS FOR LIFE.
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WE EVEN GOT THE CHICKENPOX TOGETHER.
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OH, MY GOSH, THAT WAS SO FUN.
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IT WAS SO NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE
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TO SCRATCH ALL YOUR LITTLE SCABS.
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I KNOW, RIGHT?
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UGH!
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SHE IS SO THE NEXT ONE TO LEAVE.
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-WHO? -WHO DO YOU THINK?
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SHE DUMPED HAROLD'S RED ANT FARM INTO MY BED.
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YEAH, BUT YOU DID READ HER DIARY OUT LOUD TO THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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ALL: (GASP)
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SO?
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SO...THAT WAS PRETTY HARSH.
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SHE IS GOING DOWN.
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OKAY, THOSE WERE SO YUMMY.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW YUMMY THOSE WERE?
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THEY WERE SO YUMMY.
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KATIE, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE TEAM?
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I DON'T KNOW. THEY MUST BE NEARBY.
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KILLER BASS, WHERE ARE YOU?
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KILLER BASS!
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(GASPS)
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THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE 7
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AND WE LOST OUR MOMS AT THE MALL.
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AND YOU STARTED TO CRY, AND THE SECURITY GUARDS
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HAD TO LIKE PAGE OUR MOMS, AND THEY WERE SO MAD.
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OH, MY GOSH, LIKE, TAKE A PILL.
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WE'RE FINE.
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KILLER BASS, WHERE ARE YOU?!
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UH... (LAUGHS) THERE'S NO FOOD HERE.
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THIS IS A SURVIVAL TASK. LOOK AT THE INSTRUCTIONS.
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I WONDER IF THERE ARE ANY BEARS AROUND TODAY.
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WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF WE MADE SOME BEAR SOUNDS
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AND THEN THEY CAME?
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THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY.
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(GROWLS) I'M A BEAR!
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HEATHER: WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?
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I'M TRYING TO READ HERE.
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IT SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR OWN FOOD.
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(SCOFFS) I STILL DON'T SEE IT.
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I THINK THEY MEAN IN THE WOODS.
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I'LL GO. I'M GOOD AT FINDING FOOD.
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WELL, AT LEAST THIS WILL BE A GOOD WEEK FOR MY DIET.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE, DO YOU?
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YES.
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OKAY, NO. BUT IT'S SO NOT MY FAULT.
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HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT ALL TREES LOOK THE SAME?
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OOH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO YOU.
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WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I'M SMART ENOUGH TO FIND THEM?
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE BEST WITH, LIKE, DIRECTIONS.
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YUH-HUH, I AM.
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NUH-UH.
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APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE WE'RE L-O-S-T, LOST!
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I AM SO HUNGRY.
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(GROANS) I THINK MY STOMACH ATE MY STOMACH.
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YO! WHO ORDERED THE PEPPERONI...EXTRA CHEESE?
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IT'S FOR THE CAMERA CREW, OVER HERE.
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NO WAY.
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I AM MAN! I BRING FISH!
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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TRENT: AW, MAN, YOU'RE AWESOME.
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OH, I LOVE FISH! I LOVE FISH!
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(GASPS)
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I--I GUESS WE SHOULD COOK IT FIRST, HUH?
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HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FISH?
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MY GRANDPA TAUGHT ME.
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I CAUGHT A SHARK ONCE. IT BIT ME IN THE BUTT.
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CHECK IT OUT!
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OH, MY EYES! MY EYES!
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THAT IS SO AWESOME!
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SADIE: WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.
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YOU--YOU... HAVE TO WALK, GIRL.
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NOW WHO'S SMARTER?
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SADIE: TRIP TO THE BEACH LAST YEAR, RING A BELL?
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OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BRINGING THAT UP.
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I DID HAVE A TOTALLY FETCH BIKINI ON THAT DAY, THOUGH.
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YOU DROVE MY MOM'S CAR INTO A SNACK SHACK.
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IT WAS TOTALLY IN MY BLIND SPOT.
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WHATEVER, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
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YOU'D BE RIDING THE BUS TO THE MALL.
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WELL, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIND
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YOUR WAY TO THE MALL!
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OH, I KNOW MY WAY TO THE MALL!
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SADIE: YOU LEAN ON ME.
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IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
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YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS SHOW.
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KATIE: (GASPS)
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YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU.
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(SADIE GASPS)
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I KNEW YOU THOUGHT THAT!
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IT'S TRUE. EVERYBODY THINKS SO.
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SADIE'S, LIKE, THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW.
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AH! WELL, YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW.
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WE ARE REALLY PRETTY, AREN'T WE?
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DON'T YOU LOVE THAT WE CAN SAY THAT TO EACH OTHER
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AND NOT SOUND TOTALLY CONCEITED?
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I LOVE THAT ABOUT US.
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(GASPS) ME TOO!
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THAT'S IT.
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WHEN WE GET BACK TO CAMP, WE ARE SO SPLITTING UP AS
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B.F.F.F.L.S!
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FINE!
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SADIE: DOUBLE FINE!
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WOW, YOU PITCH A TENT LIKE A GUY.
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(CRICKETS CHIRP)
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WOW, YOU PITCH A TENT LIKE A GUY?
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(FLY BUZZES)
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I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT ALL GIRLY ABOUT GETTING DIRTY AND STUFF.
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GEE. THANKS.
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WHAT'S FOR DINNER, WOMAN? I'M STARVING.
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I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE.
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GEOFF: HEY, GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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(COUGHS)
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WELL, I NEVER HAD RABBIT STEW BEFORE,
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BUT WHAT THE HECK, I'M GAME.
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(SIGHS) THIS IS MY NEW PET.
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I'M CALLING HIM "BUNNY."
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YOU COULDN'T FIND ANY FOOD?
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THEN IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE EATING GRUBS AND BERRIES FOR DINNER.
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HAS ANYONE SEEN TWEEDLE-DUM AND TWEEDLE-IDIOT?
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SADIE: KATIE, LOOK, A TREE WITH A FORK IN IT.
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THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
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NO. IT'S NOT GOOD.
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IT'S THE SAME TREE WE SAW 2 HOURS AGO.
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WE JUST WALKED IN A GIGANTIC CIRCLE.
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(OWL HOOTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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WE'LL BE SAFE HERE UNTIL MORNING.
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(BAT SCREECHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE.
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WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE.
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OKAY, FIRE'S HOT, FISH ARE GRILLING,
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TENT IS TENTING.
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NICE GOING, MAN, FISH LOOKS AWESOME.
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THANKS, MAN. I OWE IT ALL TO GRANDPA.
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SO YOU AND YOUR GRANDPA REALLY FOUGHT A BEAR ONCE?
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HECK, YES.
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IT WAS THE SCARIEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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(GASPS)
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WE WERE OUT IN THE WOODS WHEN WE CAME UPON THE GREAT BEAST.
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I TELL YOU, HE WAS 10 FEET HIGH IF HE WAS A FOOT!
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AND THEN HE ROARED HIS TERRIBLE ROAR!
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(OWEN ROARS)
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WE GRABBED OUR SHOTGUN.
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WE KNEW IT WAS EITHER HIM OR US.
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IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL, JUST THE LAW OF THE WILD.
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AND THEN, BAM!
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ONE SHOT WAS ALL IT TOOK TO FELL THE GREAT BEAST.
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WE TOOK HIS BLOOD AND MARKED OURSELVES TO HONOR HIM.
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IT WAS A GOOD DEATH.
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COURTNEY: YEAH, RIGHT.
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THERE'S NO WAY YOU TOOK DOWN A 10-FOOT BEAR.
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HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN CRAZY GIRL?
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I THINK SHE HAD TO PEE.
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THAT WAS OVER AN HOUR AGO.
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IZZY!
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IZZY!
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IZZY THE GOPHER, WHERE ARE YOU?!
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(RUSTLING)
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(LAUGHS) GOOD.
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I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU THERE FOR A MINUTE, MAN.
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(BEAR GROWLS)
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GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA!
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AAH!
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
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WE'RE GONNA GET EATEN ALIVE BY A BEAR!
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OH, THE HORROR!
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SOMEBODY HELP US. I WANT MY MOMMY!
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(BEAR GROWLS)
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THE TREES! CLIMB INTO THE TREES!
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(OWL HOOTS)
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(BRIDGETTE GASPS)
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BE COOL, IT'S JUST AN OWL.
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SORRY.
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I JUST GET REALLY FREAKED OUT IN THE FOREST.
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THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS REALLY SCARY STORY I HEARD ONCE.
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AWESOME. TELL IT, MAN.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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BECAUSE THE STORY I'M THINKING OF IS PRETTY HARD-CORE.
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(SARCASTICALLY) OOH! WE'RE SO SCARED.
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ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
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ONE NIGHT, A LOT LIKE THIS ONE.
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SO SUDDENLY, THEY-- THEY HEARD THIS TAP, TAP,
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TAPPING ON THE SIDE OF THE CAR.
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THE GIRLS STARTED TO FREAK OUT, AND BY THIS TIME,
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EVEN THE GUY WAS GETTING A BIT SCARED.
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SO HE TURNED THE CAR ON, AND HE STEPPED ON IT.
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WHEN THEY GOT BACK TO THE GIRL'S HOUSE,
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SHE OPENED THE DOOR AND SCREAMED, BECAUSE THERE,
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HANGING FROM THE DOOR HANDLE... WAS THE BLOODY HOOK!
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THEY SAY THAT THIS KILLER IS STILL ALIVE,
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WANDERING THESE VERY WOODS.
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HE COULD BE JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE, REALLY.
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MAYBE EVEN RIGHT HERE!
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ALL: (SCREAMING)
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(EVIL CACKLING)
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COURTNEY: DUNCAN!
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THAT WAS SO NOT FUNNY!
255
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,256
OH, YES, IT WAS.
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I JUST WISH IT WAS ALL ON CAMERA.
257
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OH, WAIT, IT IS.
258
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YOU ARE SO VILE.
259
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DO YOUR PARENTS EVEN LIKE YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW, JUMPY MCCHICKEN.
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I HAVEN'T ASKED THEM LATELY.
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00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,102
(HOWLING)
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(COURTNEY GASPS)
264
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(GROWLS) SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
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DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,322
IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO CLIMB THE TREES.
267
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,033
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE BEAR-HUNTING EXPERT?
268
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,951
HEY, OWEN, WHAT NOW?
269
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,704
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
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DUDE, YOU SAID YOU KILLED A BEAR.
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I WAS BEING THEATRICAL.
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00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,419
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
273
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,254
IF YOU HADN'T BEEN GROWLING LIKE THAT,
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WE NEVER WOULD'VE ATTRACTED HIM TO OUR SITE.
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EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING!
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(CRYING)
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HEY, HEY, HEY, EASE UP ON THE GUY.
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HE DID BRING US ALL THAT FISH.
279
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(SNIFFS, GROWLS)
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HEY! LAY OFF OUR FISH!
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IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY EATEN, IZZY.
282
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,568
THEN IT SHOULDN'T BE HUNGRY ANYMORE.
283
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,153
WHAT? THIS IS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
284
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,699
SHE SHOULD'VE JUST PEED IN HER PANTS, LIKE CODY.
285
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,783
(WOOD CREAKING)
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(SCREAMS)
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00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,289
(GROWLS)
288
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,331
(ALL GASP)
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00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,791
DEAR, ABBY, SHE'S GOING TO DIE!
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00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,421
(GROWLS)
291
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,798
UH, NICE BEAR. AAH!
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00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,635
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
293
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,428
RUN! LESHAWNA, GET OUT!
294
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,930
(CHUCKLES) HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
295
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,686
UH, DID THAT BEAR JUST ASK ME A QUESTION?
296
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,811
(GASP)
297
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,526
OH, MY GOODNESS! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!
298
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:42,238
OKAY, I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.
299
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,407
WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF WEIRDO?
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00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,785
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY. (LAUGHS)
301
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:50,288
OKAY, OKAY, THAT WAS SO FUNNY. LIKE, "OH, IT'S A BEAR!
302
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,457
OH, NO, AND, LIKE, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE NOW!
303
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,167
HELP! HELP!" (LAUGHS) AND I'M LIKE, "RRR!
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00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,671
I'M GONNA EAT YOU," LIKE I COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT.
305
00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,799
THERE'S NO WAY, OKAY? (LAUGHS)
306
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:05,428
(HOWLING)
307
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,263
WHAT'S WRONG? GOT TO GO PEE?
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00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,266
LIKE CRAZY, BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO LEAVE THE TENT.
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00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,392
YEAH, ME TOO.
310
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:16,939
(GASPS)
311
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,780
(ALL GASP)
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00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,877
ROCKIN' THE FISH STICKS! NICE.
313
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,546
(RUSTLING)
314
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,757
(BEAR GROWLS)
315
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,926
WOW. (LAUGHS) THAT COSTUME IS REALLY GOOD.
316
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,261
I MEAN, I THOUGHT MINE WAS GOOD
317
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,971
BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE REALLY GOOD.
318
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,140
IT'S PROBABLY CHRIS TRYING TO MESS WITH US.
319
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,059
YEAH, NICE TRY, MAN.
320
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,102
WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT A BEAR, DUDE.
321
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,146
(GROWLS) UH, I DON'T KNOW, OWEN.
322
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,692
THIS ONE LOOKS KIND OF REAL.
323
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,778
CHRIS DID SAY THERE WERE BEARS.
324
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,947
(LAUGHS) OH, COME ON, GUYS.
325
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,743
THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SEE IF THEY CAN PUNK US TWICE.
326
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,952
THIS IS NOT A REAL BEAR.
327
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,621
AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU.
328
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:19,919
WOW. THAT DOES LOOK KIND OF REAL.
329
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,421
(GROWLS)
330
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,509
YEAH. THAT'S A REAL BEAR.
331
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,138
AAH!
332
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,349
(ALL SCREAM)
333
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,684
GREAT.
334
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,270
THAT'S JUST GREAT, BRIDGETTE.
335
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,814
NOW WE HAVE NOWHERE TO SLEEP!
336
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,233
YO, DRAMA QUEEN, RELAX.
337
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,235
-IT'S COOL. -COOL?
338
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,362
IT'S COOL?
339
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,448
THINGS COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET WORSE!
340
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,454
(SCREAMS)
341
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,932
WELL, I THINK IT'S SAFE, GUYS.
342
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,683
THE BEAR'S GONE.
343
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,269
AND...THE MAP.
344
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,563
HEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW RACCOONS SLEEP IN TREES,
345
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,774
BECAUSE I'M SO STIFF.
346
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,276
THEY MUST BE REALLY LIMBER.
347
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,778
YOU KNOW WHAT, CRAZY GIRL?
348
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,696
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU
349
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,782
OR THE BEAR HUNTER HERE.
350
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,576
IF YOU TWO HADN'T BEEN ACTING LIKE BEAR BAIT ALL NIGHT,
351
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,703
WE COULD HAVE ACTUALLY SLEPT IN OUR TENT.
352
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:36,746
(BIRD CHIRPS)
353
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,956
ALL: SHUT UP!
354
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,710
(GROANS) IS IT MORNING YET?
355
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:47,131
I THINK THAT WAS THE WORSE NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
356
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,175
IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE NIGHT I WENT OUT WITH THAT GUY
357
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,677
WITH THE MANKY BAD BREATH,
358
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,513
'CAUSE HE ATE THOSE SAUSAGES AT THAT PLACE.
359
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,722
WHAT?
360
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,141
(GROWLS) (BOTH SCREAM)
361
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,107
(COURTNEY SIGHS)
362
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,150
MORNING, SUNSHINE.
363
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,819
OH, MY GOSH!
364
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,153
EW!
365
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,405
YOU WERE CUDDLING ME.
366
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:15,075
I WAS CALMLY LYING ON MY BACK AND TRYING TO CATCH A FEW Z'S.
367
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,244
YOU WERE SNUGGLING UP TO ME.
368
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,830
YOU ARE SUCH AN OGRE.
369
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,206
I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE.
370
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,791
UGH!
371
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,751
OKAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY FOR THE RECORD THAT
372
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,212
I WAS TOTALLY ASLEEP AND THEREFORE UNCONSCIOUS
373
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,922
AT THE TIME OF THE "ALLEGED CUDDLING"
374
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,590
WITH SAID NEANDERTHAL.
375
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,885
SO ESSENTIALLY, IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.
376
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,142
WE'RE THE FIRST ONES BACK!
377
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,436
OH, NO! THEY BEAT US HERE.
378
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,857
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
379
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:49,777
AH-AH-AH, NOT SO FAST, GOPHERINOS.
380
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,698
IT SEEMS THAT THE KILLER BASS ARE MISSING A FEW FISH.
381
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,825
OH, YOU MEAN, KATIE AND SADIE?
382
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,869
I'M PRETTY SURE THEY GOT EATEN BY WOLVES LAST NIGHT.
383
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,495
DARN SHAME.
384
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,663
(KATIE AND SADIE PANTING)
385
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,789
WE MADE IT.
386
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,416
WE'RE SAFE!
387
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,919
OH, MY GOSH, GUYS, WE GOT TOTALLY LOST
388
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,254
AND THEN GOT IN THIS MASSIVE FIGHT.
389
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,464
AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE BEAR, AND HE WAS ALL, "RAWR!
390
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,383
YOU'RE IN MY CRIB, SO GET OUT!"
391
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,595
AND WE HAD TO RUN, AND IT WAS, LIKE, SO SCARY.
392
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:19,557
OH, SADIE, I'M SO SORRY I SAID I WAS PRETTIER THAN YOU.
393
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,685
AND I'M SO SORRY I BROUGHT UP THE SNACK SHACK.
394
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,520
AND I'M SORRY I SAID YOUR BUTT WAS TOO BIG
395
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,022
TO FIT IN THE BUS SEATS.
396
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,774
YOU DID?
397
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:31,485
UMM...WELL, NOT TO YOUR FACE.
398
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,404
OH, WHO CARES? WE'RE SAFE.
399
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,448
AND YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, AND I LOVE YOU.
400
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,241
OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO.
401
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,451
(CLEARS THROAT)
402
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,912
ARE YOU TWO FINISHED YOUR LITTLE LOVE FEST?
403
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,288
GOOD.
404
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,750
BECAUSE THANKS TO YOU, WE JUST LOST THE CHALLENGE!
405
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,003
ALL RIGHT, KILLER BASS, ONE OF YOUR FISHY BUTTS
406
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,838
IS GOING HOME.
407
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,467
GOPHERS, YOU'RE GOING ON AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP
408
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:58,220
TO THE TUCK SHOP!
409
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,263
(CASH REGISTER RINGS)
410
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,473
(CHEERING)
411
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,891
(ALL GASP)
412
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,112
OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS SO GOOD!
413
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,322
I NEVER THOUGHT CHIPS COULD TASTE SO GOOD!
414
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,074
I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
415
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,909
THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY GROSS.
416
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,119
AH, THAT'S BETTER.
417
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,411
WHOO!
418
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,747
THE SCREAMING GOPHERS RULE!
419
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,540
HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE CHOCODILES.
420
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,843
CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES.
421
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,845
THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW
422
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,388
MUST IMMEDIATELY HIT THE DOCK OF SHAME,
423
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,600
GRAB THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE.
424
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,394
AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK.
425
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,730
EVER...
426
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:53,651
NOW, I CAN SEE YOU'RE ALL TIRED, SO TONIGHT,
427
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,194
I'LL JUST THROW THEM TO YOU.
428
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,863
SAVVY?
429
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,532
COURTNEY.
430
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,367
DUNCAN.
431
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,285
BRIDGETTE.
432
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,662
D.J.
433
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,288
HAROLD.
434
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,748
GEOFF.
435
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,333
TYLER.
436
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,210
LADIES.
437
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,879
THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE EVENING.
438
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,134
SADIE.
439
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,426
NO!
440
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,511
WHY KATIE?
441
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,513
WHY HER?
442
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,015
IT'S SO UNFAIR.
443
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,933
I SO CAN'T DO THIS!
444
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,186
I'VE NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE WITHOUT KATIE.
445
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,772
WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER OR I'LL TOTALLY DIE!
446
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,316
SADIE, LISTEN TO ME. YOU CAN DO THIS.
447
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,485
YOU ARE STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL AND, LIKE,
448
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,905
MAYBE EVEN SMARTER THAN ME.
449
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,699
AND PLUS, YOU'RE, LIKE, THE FUNNIEST GIRL I KNOW.
450
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,118
YOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR BOTH OF US.
451
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,205
(SOBS)
452
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,166
I MISS YOU ALREADY!
453
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,876
I MISS YOU MORE!
454
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,794
NO, I MISS YOU MORE!
455
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:54,879
NO WAY!
456
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,757
I TOTALLY MISS YOU MORE!
457
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:00,093
I MISS YOU INFINITELY MORE!
458
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,761
BYE!
459
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,226
WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?
460
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,353
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY I SCARED YOU.
461
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,814
I WAS NOT SCARED.
462
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,608
IT WAS COMPLETELY CIRCUMSTANTIAL.
463
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,194
AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HOOK MAN.
464
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:21,155
YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT OR ARE YOU?
465
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:24,283
(COURTNEY SCREAMS)
466
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:27,620
UGH! I HATE YOU!
467
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,663
SHE SO DOESN'T HATE ME.