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CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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THE SCREAMING GOPHERS KICKED BUTT IN THE AWAKE-A-THON,
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WHEN DUNCAN TOOK A SNOOZE ON THE CAN,
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AND THE KILLER BASS TOOK THEIR SECOND LOSS IN A ROW...HARSH.
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HEATHER ORCHESTRATED THE FIRST TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND ALLIANCE
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BY CONVINCING LINDSAY AND BETH TO JOIN FORCES WITH HER,
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THEN POCKETED EVA'S MP3 PLAYER AND SAT BACK
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TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS.
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NICELY PLAYED, HEATHER, NICELY PLAYED.
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EVEN THOUGH EVA COULD'VE PRETTY MUCH KICKED
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ANYONE'S BUTT HERE, IN THE END,
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IT WAS HER TEMPER THAT GOT HER KICKED OFF.
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SHE BECAME THE SECOND CAMPER TO ROCK THE BOAT OF LOSERS.
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WHO WILL BREAK THE RULES OF THEIR NEW ALLIANCE?
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WILL GWEN BE ABLE TO STAY AWAKE UNTIL THE END OF THE EPISODE?
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AND WHO WILL TAKE THE NEXT HUMILIATING WALK
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DOWN THE DOCK OF SHAME?
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STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY
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YET ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
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CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
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♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
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♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
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♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
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♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
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♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
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♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
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♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
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♪ CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
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♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪
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♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
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♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
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(WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)
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(DUNCAN SNORING)
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CHRIS: DUNCAN.
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YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP, DUDE.
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STUFF IT.
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HAROLD SNORED ALL NIGHT.
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WOW, FOUR NIGHTS WITH NO SLEEP.
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HOW MUCH ARE YOU HURTING, DUDE?
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WANT TO FIND OUT?
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NO, NO, IT'S COOL.
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-IT'S COOL. -(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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(ALL GASP)
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
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(ALL GIGGLE)
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(ALL LAUGH)
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OKAY, WHAT?
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SOMEONE MESSED WITH YOUR FACE, DUDE.
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HEY, SWEET STACHE.
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CHRIS: HE--HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S GWEN!
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YEAH!
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WHY ARE WE CLAPPING?
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I'M SO TIRED.
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I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
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WE ARE SO SUCKING RIGHT NOW.
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OKAY, YES, EVA WAS A PSYCHO,
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BUT AT LEAST SHE WAS AN ATHLETIC PSYCHO.
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SO LET'S GO OVER THE RULES ONE MORE TIME.
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NUMBER ONE, I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS ALLIANCE,
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SO I GET TO MAKE THE RULES.
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NUMBER TWO...
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BREAKING THE RULES CAN RESULT
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IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE ALLIANCE?
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HEATHER: GOOD.
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NUMBER THREE, I CAN BORROW ANY OF YOUR STUFF WITHOUT ASKING,
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BUT MY STUFF IS STRICTLY OFF LIMITS.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT LAST RULE.
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THAT'S COOL.
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I CAN CHANGE IT.
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I CAN ALSO FIND SOMEONE ELSE
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TO TAKE TO THE FINAL THREE WITH ME.
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GOOD. WANNA HAVE SOME FUN?
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HEY, FISH-HEADS,
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WAY TO KICK OUT YOUR STRONGEST PLAYER.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP NOW?
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MISSED ME.
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OKAY, CAMPERS, LISTEN UP.
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YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE BEGINS IN 10 MINUTES,
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AND BE PREPARED TO BRING IT.
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DUNCAN: WAKE ME UP,
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AND IT'LL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO.
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(TYLER GULPS)
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW?
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YOU AND YOUR SNORING FACE.
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IT'S CALLED A MEDICAL CONDITION. GOSH!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS THE CLASSIC GAME OF DODGEBALL.
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THE FIRST RULE OF DODGEBALL IS--
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DO NOT TALK ABOUT DODGEBALL?
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AS I WAS SAYING,
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IF YOU GET HIT WITH THE BALL--
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OOH. OW!
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-CHRIS: YOU'RE OUT. -YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT!
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IF YOU CATCH THE BALL, THE THROWER GETS SENT OUT
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AND THE CATCHER GETS TO BRING IN ANOTHER TEAM MEMBER
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OUT ON THE COURT.
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THROWING BALLS,
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GEE, ANOTHER MENTALLY CHALLENGING TEST.
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I KNOW, RIGHT?
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OKAY, NOW, GEOFF, TRY TO HIT ME.
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IF YOU'RE HOLDING A BALL,
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YOU CAN USE IT TO DEFLECT A BALL.
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BUT IF IT KNOCKS THE BALL OUT OF YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE OUT.
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SO WHAT DO I DO AGAIN WHEN THE BALL COMES AT ME?
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YOU DODGE!
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ALL: AH!
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OOH, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DODGE.
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OW...RIGHT.
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YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE UNTIL GAME TIME.
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GOPHERS, YOU'LL HAVE TO SIT ONE PERSON OUT EACH GAME.
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OKAY, WE CAN'T GET LAZY.
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THE KILLER BASS ARE GONNA BE TRYING EXTRA HARD TO CATCH UP.
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WHO WANTS TO SIT THE FIRST ONE OUT WITH SLEEPING BEAUTY HERE?
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL VOLUNTEER.
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NOW LET'S SEE ALL YOU KEENERS GET ON OUT THERE AND DODGE.
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BRING IT ON, FISHIES.
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OTHERWISE WINNING THREE IN A ROW
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JUST WON'T BE AS SATISFYING.
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OH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
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WE'RE GONNA BRING THE DINNER TO THE TABLE,
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AND THEN WE'RE GONNA EAT IT!
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CHRIS: BOTH TEAMS READY?
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BEST OF FIVE GAMES WINS.
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NOW LET'S DODGE SOME BALL!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(ALL CHEER)
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OOH.
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THAT'LL SMEAR THE MAKEUP.
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NICE JOB.
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NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HIT SOMEONE ON THEIR TEAM!
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OW. DARN IT.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(ALL CHEER)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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TIME TO UNLEASH MY WICKED SKILLS.
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YEAH?
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THEN BRING IT, STRING BEAN!
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!
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AAH!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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AND THAT'S HOW WE ROLL!
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CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO
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WITH THIS AGAIN?
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(CHEERING)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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-YO, BABY. -WOO-HOO.
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-MOMMY. -WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
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REF, HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE COURT.
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OOPS! HE SLIPPED.
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UGH.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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-OH! -OH, SORRY.
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OH, IT'S COOL.
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TRUST ME.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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EASY OUT, GUYS, EASY OUT.
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THAT IS ONE TOUGH BALL TO DODGE.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(ALL CHEER)
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WE CAN DO THIS.
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WE JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN OURSELVES.
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OH, I BELIEVE.
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I BELIEVE YOU SUCK!
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-YEAH, YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL. -(LAUGHS)
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YOU SHOULD TALK.
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IT WAS A WARM-UP THROW.
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LOOK, I CAN DOMINATE THIS GAME.
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JUST GIVE ALL THE BALLS TO ME.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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FINE. JUST TRY TO AIM FOR THE OTHER SIDE, OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT, NOAH, YOU'RE UP.
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YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, DID SUCH AN AWESOME JOB
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ON THE LAST GAME THAT I DON'T WANNA
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MESS UP YOUR MOJO.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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FINE.
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LET'S GO, GUYS.
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HEY! WATCH THE FACE, DUDE!
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NO-O-O-O!
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FINALLY.
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LINDSAY: UH, HMM, TYLER?
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OH, MY GOSH, MY FACE.
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HOW'S MY FACE?
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IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BAD.
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YOU STILL LOOK GREAT.
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LINDSAY: REALLY?
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YEAH, REALLY.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK?
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LINDSAY: (THINKING) HAVE TO SAY NO.
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HAVE TO SAY NO.
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OKAY!
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HEY. HEY, GET BACK HERE!
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YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING OUT OF THE ALLIANCE!
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GREAT GATSBY, THAT IS IT.
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GAME ON!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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YEAH!
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OW, THAT ONE'S WORTH AN INSTANT REPLAY.
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FORWARD--OKAY, REWIND.
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FORWARD, REWIND.
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FORWARD, REWIND.
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FORWARD, REWIND.
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AND PAUSE.
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(CHUCKLES)
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THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
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OH, HE DROPPED IT LIKE IT WAS HOT!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(CHEERING)
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME.
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I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS TRYING TODAY.
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OH, SORRY.
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WOO-HOO, WAY TO THROW THOSE MURDER BALLS.
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GO, TEAM. GO.
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NICE TEAM SPIRIT.
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HEY, IT'S 2-0.
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HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SUCK SO MUCH?
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NOT VERY GOOD.
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IT'S NOT OVER YET.
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IT'S SO OVER.
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OKAY, THIS IS REALLY BAD.
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ONE MORE GAME, AND WE LOSE THE WHOLE CHALLENGE, AGAIN!
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WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN, PEOPLE.
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WE NEED SOMEONE STRONG, SOMEONE MEAN,
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SOMEONE WHO'LL CRUSH THOSE STUPID GOPHERS INTO THE DIRT.
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UNH-UNH, IF WE WAKE HIM UP, HE'LL KILL US.
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HE WON'T KILL US, GUYS.
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HE WANTS TO WIN, TOO.
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COURTNEY'S RIGHT.
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WE NEED DUNCAN'S FIERCENESS TO WIN THIS.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT, HAROLD.
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NOW GO WAKE HIM UP.
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WHY ME?
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BECAUSE OTHER THAN TYLER, YOU'RE THE WORST AT DODGEBALL.
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AND IF HE DOES KILL YOU, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
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WE CAN AFFORD TO LOSE.
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NO WAY, I'M NOT DOING IT.
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WELL, WHO'S GONNA WAKE HIM UP?
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WE HAVE TO GO HIGHER.
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YOU BETTER HAVE A REALLY GOOD REASON
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FOR STICKING THIS UP MY NOSE.
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LOOK. WE ARE DOWN TWO, NOTHING.
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I CAN APPRECIATE THAT YOU NEED A LITTLE NAP TIME,
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BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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OH, AND WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU, DARLING?
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BECAUSE I CAN PERSONALLY GUARANTEE YOU
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THAT IF WE LOSE THIS GAME,
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YOU'LL BE THE ONE GOING HOME, DARLING.
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(SIGHS) FINE.
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I'LL PLAY... ON ONE CONDITION.
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YOU DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT.
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OKAY, HERE'S A STRATEGY I PICKED UP
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DURING MY FIRST VISIT TO JUVIE.
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IT'S CALLED RUSH THE NEW GUY.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(CHEERING)
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WAY TO GO, GUYS.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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COME ON, A LITTLE EFFORT OUT THERE, PEOPLE.
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I THINK THAT WE SHOULD DO THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN.
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SO, HAROLD, SIT THIS ONE OUT TO.
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BUT I SAT THE LAST ONE OUT.
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IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE TEAM.
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OKAY, NOT THAT NOAH HERE CARES,
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BUT WE ARE NOT LOSING ANOTHER GAME TO THESE GUYS, GOT IT?
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AND WHERE IS LINDSAY?
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OH!
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(GASPS)
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(LINDSAY LAUGHS)
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THIS IS SO AGAINST THE RULES.
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I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHILL OUT?
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WHY DON'T YOU DODGE THIS?
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OW!
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SIT DOWN AND STAY THERE.
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OKAY.
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HOW ARE WE DOING?
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SPORTS NOT MY FORTE, REMEMBER?
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YOU KNOW YOU COULD ACTUALLY GIVE IT A SHOT
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AND PRETEND TO CARE.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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THIS IS SO UNACCEPTABLE.
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WHERE WERE YOU?
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NOWHERE.
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YOU WERE WITH THAT BLOND GOPHER GIRL, WEREN'T YOU?
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NO...
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MAYBE...SO?
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SO?
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SHE COULD'VE BEEN GETTING YOU TO SPILL
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ALL OF OUR WEAKNESSES TO HER.
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OKAY, THIS IS IT, THE FINAL TIE-BREAKING GAME.
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GO TEAM, GO.
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OKAY, WHO'S GOING IN?
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I THINK IT'S MY TURN?
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NO WAY. WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN THIS.
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GOPHERS, BASS,
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LET'S SEND THIS SAMPLE TO THE LAB
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AND SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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COME ON, PEOPLE.
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QUICK FEET, FAST HANDS.
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KNOCK 'EM OUT. THROW 'EM OUT.
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RAH, RAH.
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OW!
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YOU'RE RIGHT. SPORTS AREN'T YOUR FORTE.
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BACK OF THE COURT, PRINCESS.
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THAT'S FOR THE OATMEAL.
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OH, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WHITE GIRL.
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(GASPS)
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(ALL CHEER)
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SORRY, DUDE, BUT YOU GOTTA GO DOWN.
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GOOD NIGHT, HAROLD.
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WHOA.
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TIME OUT! TIME OUT!
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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MAN, THAT BOY'S GOT DODGE.
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WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?
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FIGURE SKATING.
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HAROLD, THAT WAS AWESOME.
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BUT DODGING ISN'T ENOUGH.
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COURTNEY: HE'S RIGHT.
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TO WIN THIS, YOU EITHER HAVE TO THROW HIM OUT--
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WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN'T DO--
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OR CATCH THE BALL.
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CAN YOU DO IT?
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DEFINITELY.
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AWESOME. NOW GO CATCH THAT BALL.
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ALL: HAROLD, HAROLD, HAROLD, HAROLD.
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COWABUNGA!
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(GASPS)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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THE KILLER BASS WIN!
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YOU DID IT.
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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WHY!?
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NICE DODGE, SKATER NERD.
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GOPHERS, WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHAT CAN I SAY?
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WEAK EFFORT.
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OH, SHUT IT, NOAH.
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YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH HER.
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TOUCHY.
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WHAT?
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I'LL TELL YOU, THE TEAM SPIRIT HERE IS SEVERELY LACKING LATELY.
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I GUESS I'M KIND OF A ROLE MODEL
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NOW THAT I WON THE DODGEBALL COMPETITION.
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PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY ALL WANT MY AUTOGRAPH
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WHEN THE SHOW IS OVER AND STUFF.
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CAMPERS, YOU'VE ALREADY PLACED YOUR VOTES
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AND MADE YOUR DECISION.
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ONE OF YOU WILL BE GOING HOME AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK...
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EVER.
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WHEN YOU HEAR ME CALL OUT YOUR NAME,
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COME PICK UP A MARSHMALLOW.
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OWEN,
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GWEN, CODY.
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TRENT.
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HEATHER.
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BETH.
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JUSTIN.
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LESHAWNA.
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IZZY.
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THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW GOES TO...
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LINDSAY.
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WOO-HOO! YEAH!
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WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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WOO-HOO!
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ALL RIGHT, SEE IF I CARE.
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GOOD LUCK BECAUSE YOU JUST VOTED OUT THE ONLY ONE
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WITH ANY BRAINS ON THIS TEAM.
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OW!
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YOU NEED TO LEARN A LITTLE THING CALLED RESPECT, TURKEY.
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WHATEVER, I'M OUTTA HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, SO IT WASN'T
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THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY EVER.
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BUT I STILL GET PAID. (LAUGHS)