1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:05,255 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 2 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:08,258 THE SCREAMING GOPHERS KICKED BUTT IN THE AWAKE-A-THON, 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,761 WHEN DUNCAN TOOK A SNOOZE ON THE CAN, 4 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:15,056 AND THE KILLER BASS TOOK THEIR SECOND LOSS IN A ROW...HARSH. 5 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,185 HEATHER ORCHESTRATED THE FIRST TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND ALLIANCE 6 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:21,563 BY CONVINCING LINDSAY AND BETH TO JOIN FORCES WITH HER, 7 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:24,900 THEN POCKETED EVA'S MP3 PLAYER AND SAT BACK 8 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,944 TO WATCH THE FIREWORKS. 9 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:30,155 NICELY PLAYED, HEATHER, NICELY PLAYED. 10 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,324 EVEN THOUGH EVA COULD'VE PRETTY MUCH KICKED 11 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,035 ANYONE'S BUTT HERE, IN THE END, 12 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:37,371 IT WAS HER TEMPER THAT GOT HER KICKED OFF. 13 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,875 SHE BECAME THE SECOND CAMPER TO ROCK THE BOAT OF LOSERS. 14 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,170 WHO WILL BREAK THE RULES OF THEIR NEW ALLIANCE? 15 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,590 WILL GWEN BE ABLE TO STAY AWAKE UNTIL THE END OF THE EPISODE? 16 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,468 AND WHO WILL TAKE THE NEXT HUMILIATING WALK 17 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,262 DOWN THE DOCK OF SHAME? 18 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,599 STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY 19 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:02,145 YET ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. 20 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,405 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ 21 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:14,199 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ 22 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,326 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ 23 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,705 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ 24 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:25,084 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 25 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:27,880 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ 26 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:30,674 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ 27 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,010 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ 28 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,554 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ 29 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:41,184 ♪ CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 30 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:47,066 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ 31 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:52,279 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 32 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:57,785 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ 33 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:02,664 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) 34 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,632 (DUNCAN SNORING) 35 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,258 CHRIS: DUNCAN. 36 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,219 YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP, DUDE. 37 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,262 STUFF IT. 38 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,933 HAROLD SNORED ALL NIGHT. 39 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:25,062 WOW, FOUR NIGHTS WITH NO SLEEP. 40 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,355 HOW MUCH ARE YOU HURTING, DUDE? 41 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,024 WANT TO FIND OUT? 42 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,525 NO, NO, IT'S COOL. 43 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,193 -IT'S COOL. -(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 44 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,904 (ALL GASP) 45 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:42,830 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 46 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,502 (ALL GIGGLE) 47 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,631 (ALL LAUGH) 48 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,716 OKAY, WHAT? 49 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,094 SOMEONE MESSED WITH YOUR FACE, DUDE. 50 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,599 HEY, SWEET STACHE. 51 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,518 CHRIS: HE--HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S GWEN! 52 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:07,186 YEAH! 53 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,229 WHY ARE WE CLAPPING? 54 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,401 I'M SO TIRED. 55 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,320 I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE. 56 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,240 WE ARE SO SUCKING RIGHT NOW. 57 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,451 OKAY, YES, EVA WAS A PSYCHO, 58 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,453 BUT AT LEAST SHE WAS AN ATHLETIC PSYCHO. 59 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:28,625 SO LET'S GO OVER THE RULES ONE MORE TIME. 60 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,670 NUMBER ONE, I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS ALLIANCE, 61 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,048 SO I GET TO MAKE THE RULES. 62 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,091 NUMBER TWO... 63 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,634 BREAKING THE RULES CAN RESULT 64 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,386 IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE ALLIANCE? 65 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:40,971 HEATHER: GOOD. 66 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,807 NUMBER THREE, I CAN BORROW ANY OF YOUR STUFF WITHOUT ASKING, 67 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,768 BUT MY STUFF IS STRICTLY OFF LIMITS. 68 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,729 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT LAST RULE. 69 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,730 THAT'S COOL. 70 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,023 I CAN CHANGE IT. 71 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,566 I CAN ALSO FIND SOMEONE ELSE 72 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,902 TO TAKE TO THE FINAL THREE WITH ME. 73 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,404 GOOD. WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? 74 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,198 HEY, FISH-HEADS, 75 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,700 WAY TO KICK OUT YOUR STRONGEST PLAYER. 76 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,451 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP NOW? 77 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,287 MISSED ME. 78 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,874 OKAY, CAMPERS, LISTEN UP. 79 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,585 YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE BEGINS IN 10 MINUTES, 80 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,213 AND BE PREPARED TO BRING IT. 81 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,638 DUNCAN: WAKE ME UP, 82 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,015 AND IT'LL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO. 83 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:27,434 (TYLER GULPS) 84 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,353 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW? 85 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,689 YOU AND YOUR SNORING FACE. 86 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,316 IT'S CALLED A MEDICAL CONDITION. GOSH! 87 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,443 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 88 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:47,328 TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS THE CLASSIC GAME OF DODGEBALL. 89 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,664 THE FIRST RULE OF DODGEBALL IS-- 90 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,751 DO NOT TALK ABOUT DODGEBALL? 91 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,669 AS I WAS SAYING, 92 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,546 IF YOU GET HIT WITH THE BALL-- 93 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,090 OOH. OW! 94 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,967 -CHRIS: YOU'RE OUT. -YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT! 95 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,137 IF YOU CATCH THE BALL, THE THROWER GETS SENT OUT 96 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,722 AND THE CATCHER GETS TO BRING IN ANOTHER TEAM MEMBER 97 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,057 OUT ON THE COURT. 98 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,558 THROWING BALLS, 99 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,978 GEE, ANOTHER MENTALLY CHALLENGING TEST. 100 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,980 I KNOW, RIGHT? 101 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,151 OKAY, NOW, GEOFF, TRY TO HIT ME. 102 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:19,820 IF YOU'RE HOLDING A BALL, 103 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,905 YOU CAN USE IT TO DEFLECT A BALL. 104 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:26,034 BUT IF IT KNOCKS THE BALL OUT OF YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE OUT. 105 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:29,121 SO WHAT DO I DO AGAIN WHEN THE BALL COMES AT ME? 106 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,289 YOU DODGE! 107 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,581 ALL: AH! 108 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,168 OOH, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DODGE. 109 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:36,461 OW...RIGHT. 110 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,588 YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE UNTIL GAME TIME. 111 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:42,467 GOPHERS, YOU'LL HAVE TO SIT ONE PERSON OUT EACH GAME. 112 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,803 OKAY, WE CAN'T GET LAZY. 113 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,389 THE KILLER BASS ARE GONNA BE TRYING EXTRA HARD TO CATCH UP. 114 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,558 WHO WANTS TO SIT THE FIRST ONE OUT WITH SLEEPING BEAUTY HERE? 115 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,603 ALL RIGHT, I'LL VOLUNTEER. 116 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:56,815 NOW LET'S SEE ALL YOU KEENERS GET ON OUT THERE AND DODGE. 117 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,362 BRING IT ON, FISHIES. 118 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,572 OTHERWISE WINNING THREE IN A ROW 119 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,533 JUST WON'T BE AS SATISFYING. 120 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,910 OH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 121 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,537 WE'RE GONNA BRING THE DINNER TO THE TABLE, 122 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,414 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA EAT IT! 123 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,167 CHRIS: BOTH TEAMS READY? 124 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:16,626 BEST OF FIVE GAMES WINS. 125 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:20,297 NOW LET'S DODGE SOME BALL! 126 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:21,380 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 127 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:24,092 (ALL CHEER) 128 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,602 OOH. 129 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,313 THAT'LL SMEAR THE MAKEUP. 130 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,731 NICE JOB. 131 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,650 NOW LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HIT SOMEONE ON THEIR TEAM! 132 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:47,115 OW. DARN IT. 133 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,200 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 134 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:51,870 (ALL CHEER) 135 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,540 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 136 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,918 TIME TO UNLEASH MY WICKED SKILLS. 137 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,502 YEAH? 138 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,380 THEN BRING IT, STRING BEAN! 139 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,756 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT! 140 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,727 AAH! 141 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,108 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 142 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,734 AND THAT'S HOW WE ROLL! 143 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,366 CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO 144 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,617 WITH THIS AGAIN? 145 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,078 (CHEERING) 146 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,704 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 147 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,628 -YO, BABY. -WOO-HOO. 148 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,094 -MOMMY. -WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 149 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,263 REF, HE'S NOT EVEN ON THE COURT. 150 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,808 OOPS! HE SLIPPED. 151 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:55,934 UGH. 152 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:00,814 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 153 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:20,000 -OH! -OH, SORRY. 154 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,251 OH, IT'S COOL. 155 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,252 TRUST ME. 156 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,378 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 157 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:30,885 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 158 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:40,770 EASY OUT, GUYS, EASY OUT. 159 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,737 THAT IS ONE TOUGH BALL TO DODGE. 160 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,838 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 161 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,800 (ALL CHEER) 162 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,304 WE CAN DO THIS. 163 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,348 WE JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IN OURSELVES. 164 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,099 OH, I BELIEVE. 165 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,893 I BELIEVE YOU SUCK! 166 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:23,230 -YEAH, YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL. -(LAUGHS) 167 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,314 YOU SHOULD TALK. 168 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,857 IT WAS A WARM-UP THROW. 169 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,235 LOOK, I CAN DOMINATE THIS GAME. 170 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,237 JUST GIVE ALL THE BALLS TO ME. 171 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,571 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 172 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:35,409 FINE. JUST TRY TO AIM FOR THE OTHER SIDE, OKAY? 173 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,327 ALL RIGHT, NOAH, YOU'RE UP. 174 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,662 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS, DID SUCH AN AWESOME JOB 175 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,331 ON THE LAST GAME THAT I DON'T WANNA 176 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,499 MESS UP YOUR MOJO. 177 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:43,917 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 178 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,001 FINE. 179 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,671 LET'S GO, GUYS. 180 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,142 HEY! WATCH THE FACE, DUDE! 181 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:07,607 NO-O-O-O! 182 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,276 FINALLY. 183 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,862 LINDSAY: UH, HMM, TYLER? 184 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,115 OH, MY GOSH, MY FACE. 185 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,324 HOW'S MY FACE? 186 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,659 IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BAD. 187 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,956 YOU STILL LOOK GREAT. 188 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,207 LINDSAY: REALLY? 189 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,376 YEAH, REALLY. 190 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,255 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 191 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,136 YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK? 192 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,220 LINDSAY: (THINKING) HAVE TO SAY NO. 193 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,346 HAVE TO SAY NO. 194 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,431 OKAY! 195 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,850 HEY. HEY, GET BACK HERE! 196 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,645 YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING OUT OF THE ALLIANCE! 197 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,523 GREAT GATSBY, THAT IS IT. 198 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,025 GAME ON! 199 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,402 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 200 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,699 YEAH! 201 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:04,705 OW, THAT ONE'S WORTH AN INSTANT REPLAY. 202 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,500 FORWARD--OKAY, REWIND. 203 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:09,336 FORWARD, REWIND. 204 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,338 FORWARD, REWIND. 205 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,465 FORWARD, REWIND. 206 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,591 AND PAUSE. 207 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:15,716 (CHUCKLES) 208 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,636 THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK. 209 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:21,139 OH, HE DROPPED IT LIKE IT WAS HOT! 210 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,140 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 211 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,266 (CHEERING) 212 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,146 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME. 213 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,649 I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS TRYING TODAY. 214 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,276 OH, SORRY. 215 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,154 WOO-HOO, WAY TO THROW THOSE MURDER BALLS. 216 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,572 GO, TEAM. GO. 217 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,866 NICE TEAM SPIRIT. 218 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,869 HEY, IT'S 2-0. 219 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:45,997 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SUCK SO MUCH? 220 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,415 NOT VERY GOOD. 221 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,417 IT'S NOT OVER YET. 222 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,505 IT'S SO OVER. 223 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,593 OKAY, THIS IS REALLY BAD. 224 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,721 ONE MORE GAME, AND WE LOSE THE WHOLE CHALLENGE, AGAIN! 225 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,683 WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN, PEOPLE. 226 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:07,268 WE NEED SOMEONE STRONG, SOMEONE MEAN, 227 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,688 SOMEONE WHO'LL CRUSH THOSE STUPID GOPHERS INTO THE DIRT. 228 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,152 UNH-UNH, IF WE WAKE HIM UP, HE'LL KILL US. 229 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,238 HE WON'T KILL US, GUYS. 230 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,614 HE WANTS TO WIN, TOO. 231 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,823 COURTNEY'S RIGHT. 232 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,368 WE NEED DUNCAN'S FIERCENESS TO WIN THIS. 233 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,245 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, HAROLD. 234 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,745 NOW GO WAKE HIM UP. 235 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,498 WHY ME? 236 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,834 BECAUSE OTHER THAN TYLER, YOU'RE THE WORST AT DODGEBALL. 237 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,336 AND IF HE DOES KILL YOU, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE 238 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,879 WE CAN AFFORD TO LOSE. 239 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,131 NO WAY, I'M NOT DOING IT. 240 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,799 WELL, WHO'S GONNA WAKE HIM UP? 241 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,558 WE HAVE TO GO HIGHER. 242 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,941 YOU BETTER HAVE A REALLY GOOD REASON 243 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,610 FOR STICKING THIS UP MY NOSE. 244 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,778 LOOK. WE ARE DOWN TWO, NOTHING. 245 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,156 I CAN APPRECIATE THAT YOU NEED A LITTLE NAP TIME, 246 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,742 BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP. 247 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:05,826 OH, AND WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU, DARLING? 248 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,246 BECAUSE I CAN PERSONALLY GUARANTEE YOU 249 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,997 THAT IF WE LOSE THIS GAME, 250 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,751 YOU'LL BE THE ONE GOING HOME, DARLING. 251 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,504 (SIGHS) FINE. 252 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,048 I'LL PLAY... ON ONE CONDITION. 253 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,176 YOU DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT. 254 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,554 OKAY, HERE'S A STRATEGY I PICKED UP 255 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,055 DURING MY FIRST VISIT TO JUVIE. 256 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,349 IT'S CALLED RUSH THE NEW GUY. 257 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,193 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 258 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,916 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 259 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,337 (CHEERING) 260 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,132 WAY TO GO, GUYS. 261 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,677 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 262 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,402 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 263 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,697 COME ON, A LITTLE EFFORT OUT THERE, PEOPLE. 264 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,663 I THINK THAT WE SHOULD DO THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN. 265 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,373 SO, HAROLD, SIT THIS ONE OUT TO. 266 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,375 BUT I SAT THE LAST ONE OUT. 267 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,876 IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE TEAM. 268 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,215 OKAY, NOT THAT NOAH HERE CARES, 269 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,593 BUT WE ARE NOT LOSING ANOTHER GAME TO THESE GUYS, GOT IT? 270 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,303 AND WHERE IS LINDSAY? 271 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,638 OH! 272 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,018 (GASPS) 273 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,019 (LINDSAY LAUGHS) 274 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,522 THIS IS SO AGAINST THE RULES. 275 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,733 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 276 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,901 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHILL OUT? 277 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,195 WHY DON'T YOU DODGE THIS? 278 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,655 OW! 279 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,076 SIT DOWN AND STAY THERE. 280 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,952 OKAY. 281 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,079 HOW ARE WE DOING? 282 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,250 SPORTS NOT MY FORTE, REMEMBER? 283 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,335 YOU KNOW YOU COULD ACTUALLY GIVE IT A SHOT 284 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,212 AND PRETEND TO CARE. 285 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,506 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 286 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,428 THIS IS SO UNACCEPTABLE. 287 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,389 WHERE WERE YOU? 288 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,973 NOWHERE. 289 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,017 YOU WERE WITH THAT BLOND GOPHER GIRL, WEREN'T YOU? 290 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,895 NO... 291 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,230 MAYBE...SO? 292 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,523 SO? 293 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,941 SHE COULD'VE BEEN GETTING YOU TO SPILL 294 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,651 ALL OF OUR WEAKNESSES TO HER. 295 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:50,074 OKAY, THIS IS IT, THE FINAL TIE-BREAKING GAME. 296 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,159 GO TEAM, GO. 297 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,955 OKAY, WHO'S GOING IN? 298 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,540 I THINK IT'S MY TURN? 299 00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,334 NO WAY. WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN THIS. 300 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,089 GOPHERS, BASS, 301 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,425 LET'S SEND THIS SAMPLE TO THE LAB 302 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,636 AND SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF. 303 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,096 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 304 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,310 COME ON, PEOPLE. 305 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,019 QUICK FEET, FAST HANDS. 306 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,962 KNOCK 'EM OUT. THROW 'EM OUT. 307 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,254 RAH, RAH. 308 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,298 OW! 309 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,801 YOU'RE RIGHT. SPORTS AREN'T YOUR FORTE. 310 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,697 BACK OF THE COURT, PRINCESS. 311 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,410 THAT'S FOR THE OATMEAL. 312 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:20,832 OH, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG WHITE GIRL. 313 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,129 (GASPS) 314 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,483 (ALL CHEER) 315 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,154 SORRY, DUDE, BUT YOU GOTTA GO DOWN. 316 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,698 GOOD NIGHT, HAROLD. 317 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,391 WHOA. 318 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,518 TIME OUT! TIME OUT! 319 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,728 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 320 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,563 MAN, THAT BOY'S GOT DODGE. 321 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,898 WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? 322 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,734 FIGURE SKATING. 323 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,194 HAROLD, THAT WAS AWESOME. 324 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,238 BUT DODGING ISN'T ENOUGH. 325 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,489 COURTNEY: HE'S RIGHT. 326 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,366 TO WIN THIS, YOU EITHER HAVE TO THROW HIM OUT-- 327 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,868 WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN'T DO-- 328 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,994 OR CATCH THE BALL. 329 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,203 CAN YOU DO IT? 330 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,622 DEFINITELY. 331 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,084 AWESOME. NOW GO CATCH THAT BALL. 332 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,844 ALL: HAROLD, HAROLD, HAROLD, HAROLD. 333 00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:00,640 COWABUNGA! 334 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,646 (GASPS) 335 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,025 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 336 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,736 THE KILLER BASS WIN! 337 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,865 YOU DID IT. 338 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,408 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 339 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:24,080 WHY!? 340 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,499 NICE DODGE, SKATER NERD. 341 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,045 GOPHERS, WHAT HAPPENED? 342 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,713 WHAT CAN I SAY? 343 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:33,965 WEAK EFFORT. 344 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,591 OH, SHUT IT, NOAH. 345 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,178 YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH HER. 346 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,100 TOUCHY. 347 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,267 WHAT? 348 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,982 I'LL TELL YOU, THE TEAM SPIRIT HERE IS SEVERELY LACKING LATELY. 349 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,775 I GUESS I'M KIND OF A ROLE MODEL 350 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,819 NOW THAT I WON THE DODGEBALL COMPETITION. 351 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,447 PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY ALL WANT MY AUTOGRAPH 352 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,574 WHEN THE SHOW IS OVER AND STUFF. 353 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,211 CAMPERS, YOU'VE ALREADY PLACED YOUR VOTES 354 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,547 AND MADE YOUR DECISION. 355 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:18,968 ONE OF YOU WILL BE GOING HOME AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK... 356 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,511 EVER. 357 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,596 WHEN YOU HEAR ME CALL OUT YOUR NAME, 358 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,932 COME PICK UP A MARSHMALLOW. 359 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,266 OWEN, 360 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,437 GWEN, CODY. 361 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,149 TRENT. 362 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,442 HEATHER. 363 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,778 BETH. 364 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,409 JUSTIN. 365 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,577 LESHAWNA. 366 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,080 IZZY. 367 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,712 THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW GOES TO... 368 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,468 LINDSAY. 369 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,803 WOO-HOO! YEAH! 370 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,304 WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 371 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,514 WOO-HOO! 372 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,976 ALL RIGHT, SEE IF I CARE. 373 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,062 GOOD LUCK BECAUSE YOU JUST VOTED OUT THE ONLY ONE 374 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,272 WITH ANY BRAINS ON THIS TEAM. 375 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,857 OW! 376 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:19,737 YOU NEED TO LEARN A LITTLE THING CALLED RESPECT, TURKEY. 377 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,906 WHATEVER, I'M OUTTA HERE. 378 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,574 ALL RIGHT, SO IT WASN'T 379 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,953 THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY EVER. 380 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,329 BUT I STILL GET PAID. (LAUGHS)