1 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:41,575 Middle finger to the judges because I ain't on trial. 2 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:43,577 Props Caitlyn Jenner because there's a lot 3 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,545 of bitch niggas that's still in denial. 4 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,517 - Yeah, dope on that. - Uh-hmm. 5 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,319 Put a sponge on that. 6 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:55,355 They call me boomerang dick because I come on back. 7 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,627 They going out for the mom like... 8 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,462 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 9 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:05,499 I'm going in like two fingers on prom night. 10 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:13,074 I get my inspiration from my folks and ancestors. 11 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:16,744 Me and my family stick together 12 00:01:16,778 --> 00:01:18,079 like thighs on pressure. 13 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:22,482 Bar. 14 00:01:27,989 --> 00:01:29,724 My name is Rachel Cho. 15 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,491 But my friends call me Rache. 16 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,393 Pretty soon, I'll be graduating from one 17 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,997 of the top universities in the country. 18 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,697 I have so much to look forward to. 19 00:01:37,732 --> 00:01:39,366 I'm moving back in with my parents 20 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:40,735 and I'll probably start waiting tables 21 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,402 to help pay off my student loans. 22 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,538 Surprisingly, this is the same plan shared 23 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:46,606 by much of my graduating class. 24 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,408 We're having to come to terms with the fact 25 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,444 that college debt does not miraculously blossom 26 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:52,880 into a promising career. 27 00:01:52,914 --> 00:01:55,448 In fact, college debt and promising careers 28 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,052 have no relation, whatsoever. 29 00:01:58,085 --> 00:02:00,353 I've maintained a 3.4 GPA 30 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,823 and done everything I was told to do, 31 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:03,958 but I don't think it's working. 32 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,060 You know what's even more depressing? 33 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:08,461 Reading the blog of a felon who's more optimistic 34 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,798 about his future than I am of mine. 35 00:02:10,832 --> 00:02:12,066 I'm talking about a man who spent... 36 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,600 - Careful. - ...more years 37 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,602 in confinement than I've been alive. 38 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,771 This is nuts. 39 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,072 And he has a clear vision 40 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:19,506 for his future than anyone I know. 41 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:20,708 More, more, more, more. 42 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,943 Including my professors. 43 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,510 Stop. 44 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:24,912 I have to meet this man face to face. 45 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:26,781 Got it. 46 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,149 My final film assignment 47 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,851 is a 10-minute short 48 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,719 which explores the contrast between my bleak... 49 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,420 Hello? 50 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,790 ...uncertainty as a soon-to-be college grad 51 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,860 and the adrenalizing confidence of a convict 52 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,761 soon to be paroled from here. 53 00:02:40,795 --> 00:02:44,431 The Miami-Daye Correctional Facility. 54 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,666 The optimism in your blog is... 55 00:02:46,701 --> 00:02:48,903 Hotter than Sriracha. 56 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,637 That works too. 57 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,606 It's actually what inspired me to interview you. 58 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,141 If that shit inspired you, 59 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:57,111 I got this seminar called, "What You See Is What You Saw." 60 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,980 That shit go hard in the paint. 61 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,147 Can you perform some of it? 62 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,148 Maybe I can put it in my short. 63 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:02,817 I can a little bit. 64 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,551 I can make you a little... hot little 10-minute set. 65 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,020 Okay. Here go a little piece I just... 66 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,121 I just finished off. 67 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,824 But it's a little story of hope. 68 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:13,493 I once knew this kid, 10-year-old boy, 69 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,130 and his parents named him Monica. 70 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:19,033 They thought naming him Monica would help build character. 71 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:23,905 And they spelled the shit M-Y-N-I-G-G-A, Monica. 72 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:26,107 All right, TJ. Sit the fuck down. 73 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:28,943 Oh, I asked him to perform a little bit of his seminar. 74 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,443 Yes, ma'am. And I'm telling him to do it 75 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:31,879 with his ass in the seat. 76 00:03:31,913 --> 00:03:33,680 Make me say it again, there's not gonna be an interview. 77 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,482 Actually, come tomorrow and collect that Gate Money, 78 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:36,984 - so you know. - What's "Gate Money?" 79 00:03:37,018 --> 00:03:38,719 You give like a hundred dollars in a bus ticket. 80 00:03:38,753 --> 00:03:40,453 You know what I'm saying? When you get out of prison, 81 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:41,722 this is the way if you want, you know. 82 00:03:41,756 --> 00:03:42,957 We can do this interview in the fresh air 83 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,191 while I smoke my Newport. 84 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,160 - What did I say, TJ? - I'm sitting down. 85 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,062 All right. I'm sitting down. 86 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,764 - Come on. - I was sitting down. 87 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,531 - Roll over. - That's what I was doing. 88 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,833 Nigga, hold up. Look, wait, wait, hold up. 89 00:03:52,867 --> 00:03:55,036 Are you serious? Excuse me. 90 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:57,038 Turn over, TJ. Turn over. 91 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:58,538 You're getting this shit on camera? 92 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,074 You're getting this shit on camera? 93 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,809 - You see how they do? - Why are you trying 94 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,476 to fuck this up, TJ? You're fucking it up. 95 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,012 - Okay. - What is your problem? 96 00:04:05,046 --> 00:04:06,513 We have a permit to film this. 97 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:07,815 Do you have a permit to film me? 98 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,150 I do not think so. Shut that thing off. 99 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:10,517 Serious? 100 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,552 - See how they do? - You got him. 101 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,088 Enjoy. 102 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,222 - Hey. - Prime time TV. 103 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,826 I appreciate you sticking up for a nigga, you know, but... 104 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,660 this is what they do. 105 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,230 You know, they'll come tomorrow, TJ on their skip duty. Heard me? 106 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:26,100 Shouldn't Officer Layne be reported for kicking you? 107 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,835 What about the next inmate? 108 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:28,869 What about him? 109 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,906 Let's say I file a complaint, it make it all the way up 110 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,174 to the Inspector General's office. 111 00:04:33,207 --> 00:04:35,943 Still it's my word against white folks. 112 00:04:35,977 --> 00:04:37,544 First time in my life, I can see the light 113 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:38,946 at the end of the fucking tunnel. 114 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:41,614 It ain't just some nigga burning a cigarette in the dark. 115 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:42,615 You heard me? 116 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:43,784 So, I got to decide. 117 00:04:43,818 --> 00:04:46,087 Do I want justice or do I want freedom? 118 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,223 - Why not both? - Both? 119 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:51,658 You're a vegan or something, huh? 120 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:52,960 Well, she wild as shit. 121 00:04:52,994 --> 00:04:54,795 People always seem amazed with the fact 122 00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:56,297 that I could be so, you know, 123 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,733 I could be such a visionary from behind these walls. 124 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,801 Anything is possible, understand? You can do it. 125 00:05:00,835 --> 00:05:02,136 It's just like... it's like prison pussy, 126 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:05,206 you know, you just got to use your imagination. 127 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:07,174 You need to get good to you. 128 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:08,675 Niggas just think you just walk up 129 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,911 out the prison like you do in a movie. 130 00:05:10,945 --> 00:05:12,645 And I got a lot to prove, man. 131 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:14,215 A lot to prove. 132 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:16,083 You know, because there's a lot of folks out there, 133 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:18,019 they think I ain't shit but a runaway hamster, you know, 134 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:20,788 because the nigga keep getting put back in that cage. 135 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,290 When I get up out this bitch, I'ma be like stripper glitter. 136 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,192 Nigga, I'm rubbing off on everybody. 137 00:05:25,226 --> 00:05:26,160 Heard me? 138 00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:28,996 Two minutes. 139 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:36,303 I heard you put you on your bathtub 140 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,141 I got to do a last minute review on my pre-release plan 141 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,309 to make sure a nigga capitalizing on all the options 142 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,111 available to me when I'm on the outside. 143 00:05:44,145 --> 00:05:45,578 This way... 144 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,148 Uh, no. Cameras are not allowed in here. 145 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,183 But, Ms. Judy, it's the documentary starring me. 146 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,886 So, obviously, the cameras got to go where I go. 147 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,220 Last I checked, you're the subject 148 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:55,222 of a 10-minute student film not The Green Mile. 149 00:05:55,256 --> 00:05:56,991 - Okay. Can they just... - Uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, no. 150 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,625 Can they... can they film a nigga from the hallway? 151 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,095 Come here. 152 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:03,330 Don't ever use that word in front of me again. 153 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:06,033 - Yes, Ms. Judy. - Okay. Back up. 154 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,203 You wanna get him down? 155 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,005 - Thank you. - Wait, wait. 156 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,107 Y'all just got to lay in the cut, okay? 157 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,909 Get one camera here 158 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:17,144 then you get another camera here like this, right? 159 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:18,712 And be phantom because it's like 160 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,748 that "catch the predator shit." Heard me? 161 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,618 Hmm. You dye your hair? 162 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:26,653 - No. - No. 163 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,826 Mr. Jackson, you haven't filed for any housing aid. 164 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,627 You don't qualify for any child tax credits 165 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,063 or disability related benefits. 166 00:06:36,097 --> 00:06:37,998 What are your plans for employment? 167 00:06:38,032 --> 00:06:40,101 Oh, I'ma just... I'm really just gonna start my company, 168 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:42,069 follow my calling being a life coach, 169 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:44,805 motivational speaker, well-renowned. 170 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:45,873 Uh, okay. 171 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,075 Have you contacted your family, 172 00:06:48,109 --> 00:06:49,343 arranged for room and board 173 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:50,845 or would you like us to help you with that? 174 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,246 Y'all kidding, right? 175 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,782 My family probably waiting for me outside right now. 176 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,417 Okay. When it comes to the Jackson family, 177 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,252 I'm Michael, okay? 178 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:00,721 They're probably gonna throw a big old block party for me. 179 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,056 Supposed to be a secret, but you know how it is, 180 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,190 - hood niggas talk. - Language. 181 00:07:03,224 --> 00:07:04,758 Copy that. I'ma get me 182 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,060 a cool little spot in The Wood. 183 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,194 Give me a sec. 184 00:07:07,228 --> 00:07:08,929 Uh, Hollywood, Florida. 185 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:11,232 Yeah, you know, caught me a whip. 186 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,399 - And that's? - Vehicle. 187 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:13,801 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 188 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,769 I am a CLS for the department. 189 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:18,939 Uh, Communications and Linguistics Specialist. 190 00:07:18,973 --> 00:07:20,407 One of the things we discovered 191 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:22,276 was a major disconnect 192 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:26,347 between inmates and COs, uh, Corrections Officers, 193 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,849 primarily due to the street vernacular 194 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,317 that is used by inmates in prison. 195 00:07:30,351 --> 00:07:33,454 So, I was a natural fit to step in and to translate. 196 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,688 It's gonna be like they throw a Scar Mitzvah for me. 197 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:36,857 You know, it's gonna be like that. 198 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:38,392 Uh, it's the party you throw 199 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:41,729 when you sue the state for police brutality and win. 200 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:44,265 - Yeah. Right. So, then... - Hang on. 201 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,733 The kids are... could you... 202 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,334 Uh, my job is to make sure 203 00:07:47,368 --> 00:07:48,936 that each inmate's transition 204 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:53,407 back to civilian life is smooth and practical. 205 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,810 And usually they move from here to a "halfway home" to help them 206 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:59,880 with that transition back to civilian life. 207 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,849 But, um, Mr. Jackson 208 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,785 opted to spend his halfway time 209 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,886 here at the prison. 210 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,822 I have never seen him get a visitor. 211 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,424 Uh, he hasn't had any phone calls. 212 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,426 He maybe had one letter 213 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,895 and that's what prompts my concerns. 214 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,031 Without a community to lean on, 215 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,899 prisoners usually end up 216 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:22,303 back here with us... 217 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:24,805 for another round. 218 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,808 Most y'all know me as TJ. Heard me? 219 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,944 But my government name is Tijuana Jackson. 220 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,145 Life coach with a goon-hand, 221 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,414 motivational speaker, real nigga shit. 222 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:35,416 Now look, I know Ms. Judy usually don't like this, 223 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:36,817 but maybe since it's my last day... 224 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,085 Ah, don't even try it. 225 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,788 - Nope. - Okay. Uh, just checking. 226 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,256 He knows better. He's just, uh... 227 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:45,226 showboating for the cameras. 228 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:49,430 Mr. Jackson is one of our more colorful inmates. 229 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:51,165 He fancies himself a life coach 230 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,534 and a lot of the inmates do look up to him. 231 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:56,303 He has helped me just talk some sense 232 00:08:56,337 --> 00:08:57,871 into some of these jits. 233 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,241 Who said we can want 234 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,009 - Don't make me get loud. - Some bullshit. 235 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,078 I got this sentence, you know, 236 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,879 for siphoning gas out a school bus. 237 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,982 The shit was really like a little misdemeanor, you know. 238 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,217 But it escalated to a felony, you know what I'm saying? 239 00:09:10,251 --> 00:09:12,019 Because nigga's smoking a cigarette 240 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,855 therefore endangering the lives of the kids 241 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,557 that were still on the bus, 242 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,259 short bus, whatever it was. 243 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,328 You know, with me and TJ, 244 00:09:21,362 --> 00:09:23,964 we grew up together, you know? 245 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:28,102 Roach, Judy boss, Judy boss, your boy on TV. 246 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,403 Don't mine he's small. 247 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,905 You know, he thinks big, very big. 248 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,841 He's good people. He's good people. 249 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:37,378 I got my sentence reduced to 10 months, 250 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,080 but statistics say that I'm likely to return 251 00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:42,349 to this slave track, okay? 252 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:44,151 Let me tell you something. 253 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,086 I ain't coming back. Y'all could have that. 254 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,087 Product of the state. 255 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:48,589 So ill I bleed HAZMAT. 256 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,190 Fucking with a Beast. 257 00:09:50,224 --> 00:09:53,260 Savage. Beast. 258 00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:56,563 Beast. That Beast. 259 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,232 Y'all don't know that one yet. 260 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,901 You're gonna know that shit when my mixtape drop. 261 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,537 Better believe that shit. Heard me? 262 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:08,008 The PPRP is 100% volunteer-based. 263 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,844 Some programs rescue any species of animal. 264 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:14,181 But this one here is a dog's only rescue. 265 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,916 What's good, Chance? 266 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,217 Huh? 267 00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:19,053 I named her Chance because it's very rare 268 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,487 a black man gets a seventh chance. 269 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:22,022 Did you say a second chance? 270 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,158 No, I said a seventh chance. 271 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,526 Come on, girl. Come on. 272 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:26,994 She's smarter than my ex-girlfriend, 273 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,362 I tell you that. Raise yourself. 274 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,097 Show me that Mayweather. You want this, huh? 275 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,131 Show me that Mayweather. 276 00:10:31,165 --> 00:10:32,866 Stop and freeze, stop and freeze. 277 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,967 Huh, what you got? 278 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,235 You got heat on you, huh? 279 00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,004 You holding? 280 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,872 Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. 281 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,341 Come here. Come here, Chance. 282 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,276 He's done an exceptional job with her. 283 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,644 Not always, man. I done... 284 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,945 I done stepped on her tail. 285 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,580 I done stepped on her paw. 286 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,917 I done all kind of crazy. 287 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,285 I'm not incriminating myself, am I? 288 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,653 No, you're fine. 289 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,388 But I've done all kind of stuff to her. 290 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,523 Heard me? She ain't... she ain't never had no grudge. 291 00:10:56,557 --> 00:11:00,060 She just let that shit go. Now, she about to be free. 292 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,328 Meanwhile, there's niggas in here 293 00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:03,163 getting shanked over correctional cake. 294 00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:04,398 What's correctional cake? 295 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:08,302 Oh, it's cake made from crushed Oreos, 296 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,939 peanut butter, and M&Ms. 297 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,974 But as I was saying before she interrupted 298 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,578 my fucking monologue... 299 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:20,013 we don't hold grudges, do we, Chance? 300 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,415 Grudges hold us, huh? 301 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,351 You fucking seen me. 302 00:11:24,385 --> 00:11:26,420 Open the fucking... I see you. 303 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,955 I know you fucking seen me. 304 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,190 Get off me. Get the fuck off me. 305 00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:32,659 Get off, nigga. Get the fuck. 306 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,428 - It's beyond my control. - It's bullshit. 307 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,598 I asked them. I asked them. I asked them when I got my ERD. 308 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,032 Why y'all ain't tell me then? 309 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,968 Because I thought it was gonna work out. 310 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,174 I always talk about closure. 311 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,677 I tried really hard. 312 00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:52,346 He deserves Chance, 313 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,615 but the Prison Pet Rescue Program 314 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:57,017 doesn't service civilians 315 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,953 and they would not make an exception 316 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,189 for Mr. Jackson even though I asked. 317 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,358 Prison is a bitch. 318 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,959 But they won't let you take that bitch with you. 319 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,094 Don't let her chew her hot spots. 320 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,162 - Heard me? - Uh-hmm. 321 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,229 - Okay? - Uh-hmm. 322 00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:10,964 And don't breed her. 323 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,566 I don't want them other mutts shoving their cock off 324 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,435 in my dog like that. She ain't no Instagram ho. 325 00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:16,003 Don't worry as such, bro. 326 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,337 It's Upgrade you're dealing with, you know. 327 00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:18,740 I want you to give her like half 328 00:12:18,773 --> 00:12:20,040 a Nutraloaf in the morning. 329 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,508 You get them out the chow hall. 330 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:22,643 give her the other half at night. 331 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,678 - Uh-hmm. - You dig? 332 00:12:24,712 --> 00:12:26,180 And you got to give a whole lot of water 333 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,648 in between meals, 'cause that Nutraloaf 334 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:30,752 - will shank your asshole. - Brethren, it's family. 335 00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:33,086 This is like my little sister with blood. 336 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,022 Anything interfere with us, bleed. 337 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,356 Bleed. Nigga, you can't... 338 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:39,293 nigga, if you do... if you do that, nigga, 339 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,195 you're gonna end up in IMU. 340 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,463 If you end up in IMU, 341 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:43,765 she's gonna end up in that bean slot. 342 00:12:43,798 --> 00:12:46,233 Heard me? Look, Upgrade, Upgrade. 343 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,534 No, no, no, no. Listen, man. 344 00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:49,069 You got to treat her life... 345 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,504 you got to treat her life like it's your life. 346 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,706 You do that, you ain't gonna believe 347 00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:53,173 what you get out of it, man. 348 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,109 Nigga, nigga, I'm about to be free, nigga. 349 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,678 And when I catch you on the outside, 350 00:12:57,712 --> 00:12:59,279 - I got work for you. - Good. 351 00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:00,447 - Okay? - Uh-hmm. 352 00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:02,616 Full-time life coach assistant, okay? 353 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,117 - Full salary. - Okay. 354 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,620 - Benefits with it, okay? - Got you. 355 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,256 And all the roti you can eat, you dig? 356 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,524 You can't get this kind of respect 357 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,392 unless you're a chief. Heard me? 358 00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:14,261 I fucked you in your ass good, didn't I, TJ? 359 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,497 You bitch. Come on. Tell me you like it. 360 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,098 Can you all edit that out? 361 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,480 ♪ Woo ♪ 362 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,328 ♪ Woo ♪ 363 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,195 They probably caught up in that Fort Lauderdale traffic. 364 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,075 They'd be here. 365 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:09,276 So, should we just conduct the interview here? 366 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,677 Is that okay? 367 00:15:10,712 --> 00:15:12,880 I thought you all wanted to get my family in? 368 00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:16,683 Had a whole family in the interview? 369 00:15:16,718 --> 00:15:18,920 Mr. Jackson, this is my cameraman, Justin. 370 00:15:18,953 --> 00:15:20,420 What's up, homie? 371 00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:22,790 Hey, you fuck black guys? 372 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:31,833 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold up. 373 00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:35,235 Hey, I'll tell you all something. 374 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,272 Can a nigga catch a ride with you all? 375 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,909 Well, it's getting kind of late and we have to drive all... 376 00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:45,312 Shotgun, homie. 377 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,948 I called it, shotgun. 378 00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:49,616 They sent me this shit right before I got popped. 379 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,518 It said, "Dear Mr. Tijuana Jackson, 380 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,789 Toastmasters reality show is seeking contestants 381 00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:57,224 to participate in our nationally televised 382 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,893 speakers competition program. 383 00:15:58,926 --> 00:16:01,461 They must... they must have found me from my blog. 384 00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:02,830 I thought inmates weren't allowed 385 00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:04,264 to have computers in prison? 386 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,465 They're not. 387 00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,567 So, how did you maintain a blog? 388 00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:08,970 Hey. 389 00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:11,505 Hey, fam, is she gonna talk through the whole thing? 390 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,206 It ain't but 10 minutes long, huh? 391 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,442 Do you mind not smoking in my car, please? 392 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,978 - Thank you. - It's menthol. 393 00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:20,380 Take a right after the light. 394 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,649 Right here, take a right here because this... yeah. 395 00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:23,918 This Toastmaster reality show 396 00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:25,619 was like shark tank of public speakers. 397 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,421 They put a nigga on the map. Heard me? 398 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,523 Hey, black cop. What up, nigga? 399 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,892 Oh, yeah. 400 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:32,693 That's the homie. 401 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:35,228 Built this whole empire collecting them cans. 402 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,932 I'm gonna build my empire off this Toastmaster thing. 403 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:40,233 That's how I'm gonna get my motivational speaking career 404 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,869 off the block and then you can see 405 00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:45,940 by this dope head architecture this is Hollywood, Florida. 406 00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:47,775 I told you all they was gonna be waiting for me. 407 00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,509 Now you can get your interview. 408 00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:51,244 Hold my shit. 409 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,279 What up, momma? 410 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,748 What you do now, Junior? 411 00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,582 Nothing. They're just here to film my homecoming party. 412 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,018 Party? 413 00:16:57,051 --> 00:16:58,786 I'm supposed to celebrate you getting out of jail 414 00:16:58,820 --> 00:16:59,954 and let the whole neighborhood 415 00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:01,688 - know my son is a felon? - Momma. 416 00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:03,024 They already know that, Momma. 417 00:17:03,057 --> 00:17:04,291 Excuse me. 418 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,392 If it ain't no party, why is she... 419 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,359 why is she dressed like that? 420 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,594 Dressed like what? 421 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,463 Like you Martha Stewart's house, nigga. 422 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,431 Why are you dressed like a homeless fam? 423 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,834 Junior, why are all these folks 424 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,367 following you around with these cameras? 425 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,770 Momma, they're making a movie about me. 426 00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:17,839 That's Rachel and that's her white friend. 427 00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:19,707 Y'all making a movie about Junior? 428 00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:21,508 Just a short movie, ma'am. 429 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,643 - Goddamn, these mosquitoes. - Watch your mouth, boy. 430 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:24,879 Copy that. What's wrong with her? 431 00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:26,580 Late for work. Lil Eric out of control, 432 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,982 can't tell him nothing. Well, let me talk to him. 433 00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,483 - Where he at? - I don't know. 434 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,818 He out there running with them hoodlums. 435 00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,053 He running with... Sharea. 436 00:17:32,086 --> 00:17:33,788 - Where my nephew? - Leave me alone. 437 00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:34,922 I bet you I find him. 438 00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:36,656 What'd you all do with my BB gun? 439 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,558 - I don't need your help. - Junior. Stop. 440 00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:39,927 You just got out of jail. 441 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:41,863 Where is it? 442 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,969 - Uh-uh. Come on now. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 443 00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,904 Goddamn, Sharea. This shit cost me $4. 444 00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:51,005 Yeah, but you just sit your slow ass down. 445 00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:53,540 You just got out of jail. I'm about to call Big Eric. 446 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,474 - Oh, y'all on speaking terms? - Not really. 447 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,743 Her baby daddy, he don't give a shit 448 00:17:55,777 --> 00:17:57,879 about his own son, it's to claim little nigga on his income tax. 449 00:17:57,912 --> 00:17:59,513 Should have named little nigga W-2, heard me? 450 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,915 If she... I go away, do a little bid. 451 00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:02,582 She can't look after her own son. Know why? 452 00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:04,018 'Cause she too busy trying to get that eggplant 453 00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:05,685 - off the Internet. - I know you did not 454 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,888 - just say that. - I said what I said. 455 00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:08,388 Okay. Let me tell you all something. 456 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,957 Don't get this thing twisted, okay? 457 00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:11,558 I'm the only person in this family with a degree. 458 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,426 When I was pregnant, I went back to school 459 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,328 - to get my bachelors, okay? - Okay. Ask her who paid for it. 460 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,098 Now meanwhile, this fool right here in other news, 461 00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:19,399 he done went backwards, State pen University, 462 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,835 State pen University. 463 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:22,770 Ask her... ask her who paid for the damn degree. 464 00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:24,437 - It don't matter. - TJ. 465 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,940 It don't... let me tell you all something. 466 00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:27,507 TJ. 467 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,111 Sit down. 468 00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,846 And you stop too. 469 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,098 Excuse me. Can we go now? 470 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,034 Come on, baby. 471 00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,936 - Thank you. - Thank you. 472 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,015 Watch out, hon. 473 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,094 That's Rukus, he's a cool, little motherfucker. 474 00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:55,695 He don't like black people but he think I'm Dominican. 475 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:57,198 Go back inside and get you some juice. 476 00:19:57,231 --> 00:19:59,200 I'll be back. 477 00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,801 My children, I don't know 478 00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:02,535 what I'm gonna do with them. 479 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,205 Momma, you know can't nobody tell TJ nothing. 480 00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,140 I taught you all better than that. 481 00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:08,976 You all is plural. Don't include me in his mess. 482 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,712 Are you serious? No. Why? 483 00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:12,847 Because I asked for somebody 484 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,148 to cover my shift for 20 minutes? 485 00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:15,950 All he had to do was say, "No, ma'am." 486 00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:18,052 Sharea? You ain't gonna offer the white people no juice? 487 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:19,619 Oh, get the hell off this, boy. 488 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,122 Hey, we're gonna finish this conversation 489 00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:22,957 - before you go home. Hear me? - We don't have a home. 490 00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,158 What you mean? 491 00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:25,692 Quit acting like it's your business. 492 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,729 - Quit acting like you care. - I don't care? 493 00:20:28,763 --> 00:20:30,497 You got me twisted with Big Eric, boy. 494 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,767 Have I ever one time... have I ever one time 495 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,768 missed one of your debates? 496 00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:35,036 Yes. 497 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,938 - Because I was in jail, right? - Whatever. 498 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,638 Well, nigga, don't act like it ain't a good excuse. 499 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,507 Anytime I was out of jail, I was at this nigga's debates. 500 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,742 So, what're you gonna do now, 501 00:20:41,776 --> 00:20:43,144 play good uncle for a couple of weeks 502 00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:45,079 - then go back to jail? - That's what you want? 503 00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:47,181 No, but that's what always happens. 504 00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:50,483 Lil Eric, get your ass in this house. 505 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,620 Can I... 506 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,022 I can't even talk to my damn nephew. 507 00:20:55,056 --> 00:20:56,690 I'll tell you, man. We got this thing in prison 508 00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:57,992 called peek-a-boos, right? 509 00:20:58,025 --> 00:20:59,559 And what it is, is when you really wanna 510 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,128 humiliate a motherfucker, you push your dick 511 00:21:01,162 --> 00:21:03,530 between their legs, make them blow you from the back 512 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,665 this way when you cum you can shit in his face. 513 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,202 I tell you, that shit is humiliating. 514 00:21:08,235 --> 00:21:09,737 Hey. Oh. 515 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,139 Momma said you need those and this is from me. 516 00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:13,741 You get these from the Indian Reservation? 517 00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,508 Yeah. Why? 518 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,144 So, you're gonna go all the way to the damn Reservation 519 00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:18,846 and you can't come scoop a nigga from the joint? 520 00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:20,181 In what, nigga? 521 00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:21,983 I looked the fucking Underground Railroad to you? 522 00:21:22,016 --> 00:21:23,017 What happened to your car? 523 00:21:23,050 --> 00:21:24,617 Mind your business. 524 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,187 - Where did you find Lil Eric? - Mind your business. 525 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,587 It ain't a man's business to speak 526 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,688 on another man's business. 527 00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:29,824 Well, you ain't much of a man. 528 00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:30,958 So, we don't have that problem. 529 00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:32,259 At least I ain't no snitch. 530 00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:33,894 Okay. See. 531 00:21:33,928 --> 00:21:35,763 this is exactly why he ain't gonna get no gold seal. 532 00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:36,964 This motherfucker got his freedom, 533 00:21:36,998 --> 00:21:38,565 but still operating on the outside 534 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,034 like his ass is in prison. 535 00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,669 Black fucker. 536 00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:49,076 Welcome home. 537 00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:51,078 - What you watching? - Fight. 538 00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:52,679 And you got school in the morning? 539 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:56,150 - No. School closed out. - What, teachers on strike? 540 00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:58,719 Sewage backed up and flooded the first floor. 541 00:21:58,753 --> 00:22:00,888 Started to smell like grandma's bed pan. 542 00:22:00,921 --> 00:22:02,156 I thought they fixed that shit last year? 543 00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:04,025 Uh-uh. They just moved the gym 544 00:22:04,058 --> 00:22:06,626 to the second floor and served lunch outside. 545 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,995 But everybody started getting sick, 546 00:22:08,029 --> 00:22:10,264 so the health department shut it down 547 00:22:10,297 --> 00:22:12,333 after a few people died. 548 00:22:12,366 --> 00:22:14,601 Why you ain't transfer to a different school then? 549 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:18,906 Uh-hmm. We tried, but there wasn't enough room. 550 00:22:18,939 --> 00:22:22,675 Hmm, I'm cool with it though. 551 00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:24,011 Florida's finest. 552 00:22:24,045 --> 00:22:25,578 God, I didn't know you're gonna bring 553 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:26,914 - these cameras with you. - This is my room. 554 00:22:26,947 --> 00:22:28,215 Not anymore. Momma said I could use it. 555 00:22:28,249 --> 00:22:29,616 Now, get out. 556 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,085 Where am I supposed to sleep, Sharea? 557 00:22:31,118 --> 00:22:32,753 Sleep? I'm still waiting on you to wake the fuck up. 558 00:22:32,787 --> 00:22:33,988 Bitch, I've asked you nicely. 559 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,655 Get the fuck back. 560 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,291 You know Lil Eric out there sleeping on the sofa, huh? 561 00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:38,826 I know. He don't like to sleep in here. 562 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,861 - Goddamn. - Why not? 563 00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:43,931 You just don't want me to shit in peace, do you? 564 00:22:43,964 --> 00:22:46,133 We got the whole room smelling like Michael Moore asshole. 565 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:47,334 Fuck you, TJ. 566 00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:49,203 Light a goddamn match. 567 00:22:49,236 --> 00:22:52,273 Tropic thunder all in the hood and shit. 568 00:23:01,015 --> 00:23:03,050 - Mr. Jackson? - Show's over. 569 00:23:03,084 --> 00:23:04,617 You can go home now. 570 00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,058 Is this the same house? 571 00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:45,726 I guess they mowed the lawn. 572 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,061 Most of it, anyway. 573 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:48,362 I thought you all would be gone by now. 574 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:51,198 All the shit you all done see. 575 00:23:51,232 --> 00:23:54,034 You all really trying to fuck with TJ, huh? 576 00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:56,270 - You like being on TV? - No. 577 00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:58,072 You do now. Show me the carburetor. 578 00:23:58,105 --> 00:23:59,340 Um... 579 00:23:59,373 --> 00:24:00,908 What the fuck you pointing at, little nigga? 580 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,443 It ain't no carburetor. It's fuel injected, boy. 581 00:24:02,476 --> 00:24:05,279 Lil Eric? 582 00:24:05,312 --> 00:24:06,914 Boy, you got me walking 583 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:09,049 all over this house looking for you. 584 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,251 Where did you sleep last night? 585 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:11,919 In the car with Uncle TJ. 586 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:13,888 Okay. Well, baby, unless you want mama 587 00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:15,089 to break both your damn ankles, 588 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,257 you're gonna need to let me know 589 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:18,025 before you leave out this house, okay? 590 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:19,393 Thank you. 591 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:21,362 And why can't your ass park on the street 592 00:24:21,395 --> 00:24:23,063 like regular fucking people? 593 00:24:23,097 --> 00:24:25,332 Damn get... you don't have shit. 594 00:24:28,469 --> 00:24:29,970 Try it now. 595 00:24:39,013 --> 00:24:42,750 Well, hold on, nigga, before you flood it. 596 00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:43,984 Try it now. 597 00:24:49,490 --> 00:24:53,160 Hey, go park it over there. 598 00:24:53,194 --> 00:24:55,162 Got my first DUI when he's like 10 years old. 599 00:24:55,196 --> 00:24:56,864 Little nigga been driving ever since. 600 00:24:56,897 --> 00:24:57,898 Fuck Uber. 601 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:01,835 Shit. 602 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:08,842 What happened? 603 00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:10,711 You ain't get a copy of your parole release rules? 604 00:25:12,046 --> 00:25:14,048 I couldn't get my car to start. That's why I'm late. 605 00:25:15,249 --> 00:25:17,184 What's this? What's the camera crew? 606 00:25:17,218 --> 00:25:18,452 - Uh... - You ain't filming 607 00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:20,354 - no porn shit, are you? - No. Hey. 608 00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:21,322 Say hi, Lil Eric. 609 00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:23,224 - Hey. - Hey, Lil Eric. 610 00:25:24,992 --> 00:25:28,229 Your shirt... put a shirt on. 611 00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:29,964 Three hundred dollars a month in court cost. 612 00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:32,099 Fifty dollars to the crime victims right fund. 613 00:25:32,132 --> 00:25:33,434 Ten dollars a month for a year, 614 00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:35,135 eleven dollars a month to pay for my CCs 615 00:25:35,169 --> 00:25:36,804 and I got to pay for UAs too, though? 616 00:25:36,837 --> 00:25:39,406 - That's a decent payment plan. - For who? 617 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,742 Well, how much're they paying for your little life story? 618 00:25:42,943 --> 00:25:43,944 That's classified. 619 00:25:45,846 --> 00:25:47,815 Uh-uh. Hey. You, two. 620 00:25:47,848 --> 00:25:50,451 Come here. Come here. 621 00:25:52,486 --> 00:25:54,755 What are you all really filming? 622 00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:06,133 You know, being TJ's PO... 623 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,568 is frustrating, you know, 624 00:26:07,601 --> 00:26:10,971 because he got a lot of potential, you know? 625 00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:14,908 But he stay doing some stupid shit. 626 00:26:19,313 --> 00:26:21,115 So you gonna go closed caption on a nigga? 627 00:26:21,148 --> 00:26:22,316 I'm trying to help you earn a living 628 00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:23,550 and you're steady blowing wolf tickets. 629 00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:24,885 - But Cheryl. - Don't touch me. 630 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,287 Got... you know what? Hey, hey. 631 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,921 I don't know when Cheryl got the SuperGluing 632 00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:29,123 her asshole like that. 633 00:26:29,156 --> 00:26:30,491 But let me tell y'all something... 634 00:26:30,524 --> 00:26:32,026 - Nigga, perimeters. - Hey, hey, she wasn't 635 00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:33,460 this uptight back in high school. Hear me? 636 00:26:33,494 --> 00:26:34,995 She used to manage rappers and shit. 637 00:26:35,029 --> 00:26:36,230 - Remember Wonder Dyke? - Oh. 638 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,399 ♪ Love dick. Hate men. Yeah ♪ 639 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,434 ♪ Might suck dick now and again, but we ain't friends ♪ 640 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:42,002 She was cold as fuck. What happened to her? 641 00:26:42,036 --> 00:26:43,937 She was... she was tight. She grew up. 642 00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:45,272 She got married. She has some twins. 643 00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:46,473 What about you? 644 00:26:46,507 --> 00:26:48,375 Have you coordinated one job interview yet? 645 00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:49,843 Interview for what, Cheryl? 646 00:26:49,877 --> 00:26:51,345 I'm gonna build my motivational company 647 00:26:51,378 --> 00:26:53,947 from the floor up until it blow up and get my dough up. 648 00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:55,983 How you gonna eat? How you gonna pay bills, hmm? 649 00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:57,351 How you gonna stay off them blocks? 650 00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,952 By being the world's coldest life coach. 651 00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:00,421 - That's how. - You better find that bridge. 652 00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:01,989 You better find that bridge 653 00:27:02,022 --> 00:27:03,324 because you ain't about to be idol on my watch. 654 00:27:03,357 --> 00:27:04,925 Oh, I'm gonna be somebody's idol. 655 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,327 - You can count on that. - And you can count on me 656 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,062 taking your ass back to jail if you stay unemployed. 657 00:27:08,095 --> 00:27:10,030 - I mean that. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey, Lil E. 658 00:27:10,064 --> 00:27:13,100 Lil E. Lil E, what's old boy's name? 659 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,635 The Tech Jew went on the internet, 660 00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:16,036 the entrepreneur and got rich. 661 00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:17,638 - He'll never know. - Evan Spiegel? 662 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:19,173 No, the one that be with all the Asian gals. 663 00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:21,475 - Oh, I know. - Mark Zuckerberg? 664 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:22,876 That nigga. Yeah. 665 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:24,545 Go on Mark Zuckerberg page and tell him 666 00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:26,246 that Cheryl said that he's unemployed. 667 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,015 - Let me know what he say. - No. Don't tell him that. 668 00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:30,117 I ain't say that. You the one on probation. 669 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,886 Yeah. Okay. But nobody wanna hide no ex-felon 670 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,488 and that's why I'm trying to explain to you, Cheryl. 671 00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:36,623 You got a list of companies that do just that, TJ. 672 00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,592 Yeah. But that list... that list ain't as long 673 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:40,094 as the list of companies that I worked for 674 00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:41,328 when I was inside the joint. 675 00:27:41,362 --> 00:27:44,598 And that's real nigga shit. Heard me? 676 00:27:44,631 --> 00:27:46,600 Yow, I might as well talk to a fucking corpse 677 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:48,302 because this, this one don't listen. 678 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,571 Okay. I'ma be a rich corpse. Heard that? 679 00:27:50,604 --> 00:27:53,640 I promised Momma Jackson that I was gonna do my best 680 00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,342 to keep TJ out of prison and that's what I'm gonna do. 681 00:27:55,376 --> 00:27:56,944 I'm gonna do my best to keep TJ out of prison. 682 00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:58,445 - Stop ear hustling. - Cheryl don't do shit. 683 00:27:58,479 --> 00:28:00,247 I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to them. 684 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,182 - It's about me, though. - Okay. As I was saying... 685 00:28:02,216 --> 00:28:04,084 - It's about me though. - ...this is what we're gonna 686 00:28:04,118 --> 00:28:05,652 do starting bright and early tomorrow morning, 687 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:08,188 I'ma be on TJ's doorstep every single day until he finds 688 00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:10,023 himself a job. And you know what? I'ma personally drive 689 00:28:10,057 --> 00:28:11,658 him to every single interview because that's, that's what 690 00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:13,327 - I'm... is that a check? - Can I... Can I just... can I 691 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,962 - show you something? No. - Is it a check stub? 692 00:28:14,995 --> 00:28:16,430 - No. Okay. No. Okay. - Is it proof of employment? 693 00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:18,098 Wait. But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on. 694 00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:19,666 Okay. Well, then there's nothing that I need to see. 695 00:28:19,701 --> 00:28:21,368 The Toastmasters... if the Toastmasters came to you 696 00:28:21,402 --> 00:28:23,337 and said I want you to be on a reality show. 697 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,506 Does that not say something about your credentials? 698 00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:27,040 Nice talk, TJ. I'ma see you tomorrow, 699 00:28:27,074 --> 00:28:28,675 - all right? - I... you just... 700 00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:31,111 Do you think your Uncle would make a great life coach? 701 00:28:31,145 --> 00:28:32,312 Don't show up when I blow up. 702 00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:34,214 I don't know. 703 00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:36,083 You can't be a failure and a life coach 704 00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:37,651 at the same time. 705 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:39,386 What's wrong, Junior? 706 00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:44,358 I, as in Insurgents. 707 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,194 J as in Jamiroquai. Yes, ma'am. 708 00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:48,462 Yes. Jackson. 709 00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:49,963 Yeah. That's right. 710 00:28:49,997 --> 00:28:51,331 Uh-hmm. 711 00:28:51,365 --> 00:28:53,634 So how many contestants do y'all usually have? 712 00:28:55,703 --> 00:28:58,539 Okay. Uh-hmm. 713 00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:01,108 Well, how did Toastmasters find me, anyway? 714 00:29:02,543 --> 00:29:04,344 Oh, yes. 715 00:29:04,378 --> 00:29:05,112 Okay. 716 00:29:06,647 --> 00:29:08,415 No. Yes, ma'am, I did. Yes, I am. 717 00:29:08,449 --> 00:29:09,516 Uh-hmm. 718 00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:12,085 No, thank you. Okay. 719 00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:13,987 Toastmasters just left a little message. 720 00:29:14,021 --> 00:29:15,556 Your sister won't sign the release waiver 721 00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:17,124 for a documentary. 722 00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:19,326 Fuck, I don't want her to be in my shit, no way. 723 00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:22,162 But some of our best material is with you and Lil Eric. 724 00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:24,097 It's the heart of our story. 725 00:29:24,131 --> 00:29:25,299 Shit. Give it to me. I'll sign it. 726 00:29:25,332 --> 00:29:27,067 No. Lil Eric is a minor. 727 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,303 We need a signature from his legal guardian. 728 00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:30,738 Is that Sharea? 729 00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:33,173 You think we can get her to sign up before we leave? 730 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,176 Before you leave? 731 00:29:37,712 --> 00:29:39,079 - Well... - We have everything 732 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:40,782 that we need. 733 00:29:40,815 --> 00:29:43,317 So you... 734 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:44,752 you're gonna end the show in the middle 735 00:29:44,786 --> 00:29:46,420 of the fucking cliffhanger? 736 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:49,656 Y'all don't wanna see a nigga go from baboon to tycoon? 737 00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:52,092 Mr. Jackson, we actually didn't intend 738 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:54,461 to film as much as we did. 739 00:29:54,495 --> 00:29:58,065 But you did. I mean, you past that whole fucking 740 00:29:58,098 --> 00:29:59,466 10-minute class assignment. 741 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,102 Now you're in that Spielberg, Tyler Perry level shit 742 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:04,037 with all the footage you done got. 743 00:30:04,071 --> 00:30:06,774 Yes. But that wasn't the assignment. 744 00:30:06,808 --> 00:30:08,475 Oh. Oh. 745 00:30:08,509 --> 00:30:09,643 Oh. Oh, okay. 746 00:30:09,676 --> 00:30:11,713 Oh, I see. College, College Education 747 00:30:11,746 --> 00:30:13,213 got you trained real good. I get it. 748 00:30:13,247 --> 00:30:15,182 - Okay. I get it. - What does that mean? 749 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:17,084 No. Just means that your professor told you to do 750 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:18,552 a 10-minute assignment, right? 751 00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:21,154 And you happened into a full length feature blockbuster, 752 00:30:21,188 --> 00:30:23,257 but all you can think about is little 10-minute project 753 00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:25,827 that he told you to do, right? 754 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:30,063 Well, maybe if you did what you were told, 755 00:30:30,097 --> 00:30:31,766 you'd spend less time in jail. 756 00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:32,800 Oh. Wow. 757 00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:35,135 Spunky little Wild Child, huh? 758 00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:37,304 Well, let me tell you something. 759 00:30:38,539 --> 00:30:40,674 You're a little younger. You might not get this. 760 00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:43,243 But you don't need bars to be in prison. 761 00:30:43,277 --> 00:30:45,212 You gotta ask yourself, "Why is it a nigga fresh out 762 00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:46,714 the joint can see a brighter future for you 763 00:30:46,748 --> 00:30:49,416 than you can see for yourself?" Hmm? 764 00:30:50,818 --> 00:30:52,519 How's that for confinement? 765 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,441 You wanna hear some music? 766 00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:15,843 What music? Your music? 767 00:31:15,877 --> 00:31:17,477 - Yeah. - No. 768 00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:29,623 It's obvious you don't have a plan. 769 00:31:29,656 --> 00:31:31,759 - Would you like to hear mine? - Okay. Look, first of all, 770 00:31:31,793 --> 00:31:33,694 don't be rolling your eyes at me because I ain't your momma. 771 00:31:33,728 --> 00:31:35,529 And if you tell me your plan, don't tell it to me like you 772 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:36,898 think you're smarter than me. 773 00:31:36,931 --> 00:31:39,266 Uh-hmm. First things first. 774 00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:41,568 You have at least 10,000 followers on Prison Logic. 775 00:31:41,602 --> 00:31:43,270 - Uh-hmm. - That's his blog? 776 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,740 - Yup. - That many followers? 777 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:48,375 - Are you sure? - I'm the one who maintains it, 778 00:31:49,911 --> 00:31:52,379 I think. 779 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:55,315 Can I talk to my nephew off camera for a minute, please? 780 00:31:55,349 --> 00:31:57,719 - Can you step outside, please? - Yeah. Let's go. 781 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,591 You can't be snitching. 782 00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:06,426 - I'm not. - You just told her 783 00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:08,662 that I got you maintaining my blog while I'm inside the joint. 784 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:10,197 - But it's true. - Yeah. Okay. 785 00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:13,300 Well, just don't talk about it on camera, okay? 786 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,903 Now, now, look, I'm talking to you like a man, okay? 787 00:32:15,937 --> 00:32:18,740 Because your momma can't do it, okay? 788 00:32:18,773 --> 00:32:20,407 You see that white girl over there? 789 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,709 She's not white. She's Asian. 790 00:32:21,743 --> 00:32:23,577 Okay. Whatever. Well, she's so black curious, 791 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:24,712 she's probably gonna let me hit. 792 00:32:24,746 --> 00:32:26,346 But you got to make me look good. 793 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:28,649 - Make you look good? - Man, just tell me your plan. 794 00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:30,417 Well, the first thing you should do is make 795 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,719 an announcement on your blog. 796 00:32:31,753 --> 00:32:33,320 Let all your followers know you're out 797 00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,355 and starting your own consultation business. 798 00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:36,891 Post it all over the Internet. 799 00:32:36,924 --> 00:32:38,692 But you just can't rely on social media. 800 00:32:38,726 --> 00:32:40,360 You have to connect with the people. 801 00:32:40,394 --> 00:32:41,863 You have to campaign and let the people 802 00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:43,563 know you're the real deal. 803 00:32:43,597 --> 00:32:46,366 Make flyers, go door to door, shake hands, 804 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,534 kiss babies. 805 00:32:49,670 --> 00:32:50,637 I like that. 806 00:32:50,671 --> 00:32:51,672 Uh-huh. 807 00:32:51,706 --> 00:32:52,807 You know what? Okay. 808 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,941 Let me tell you something, man. 809 00:32:53,975 --> 00:32:56,643 Look, I know you ain't been hearing 810 00:32:56,677 --> 00:32:58,345 from your daddy lately and then your momma 811 00:32:58,378 --> 00:32:59,881 having a tough time. But, 812 00:32:59,914 --> 00:33:02,282 you know, it don't mean that they don't love you, 813 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:03,617 you hear me? 814 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,519 I know. 815 00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:07,822 Okay. I like your plan though, that's good. 816 00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:09,289 Come on. Let's go. 817 00:33:12,026 --> 00:33:13,761 All right. Sometimes that seatbelt 818 00:33:13,795 --> 00:33:17,732 don't lock in so if it don't, just sit safe, okay? 819 00:33:17,765 --> 00:33:20,367 Now, look, I just heard my nephew's plan, 820 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,436 I'll tell you the truth, okay? 821 00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:24,671 Okay. It would be perfect plan if we were selling Girl Scout 822 00:33:24,706 --> 00:33:26,007 cookies. 823 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,508 This means I'm gonna stick to my initial blueprint, 824 00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:30,444 okay? What I'ma do is I'll make an announcement 825 00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:33,014 on my blog, okay? Let all my followers know 826 00:33:33,047 --> 00:33:35,515 that I'm out the joint and the nigga launching 827 00:33:35,549 --> 00:33:37,284 his own consultation company. 828 00:33:37,317 --> 00:33:39,386 And in fact, I'm gonna post that shit all over the internet. 829 00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:41,756 - I just said that. - But I can't just rely 830 00:33:41,789 --> 00:33:45,659 on social media, see? So what I'ma do is I got... 831 00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:47,594 I got to connect with the people 832 00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:49,764 on the grass roots level. You know what I'm saying? 833 00:33:49,797 --> 00:33:51,531 So what I should do is I got to print flyers, 834 00:33:51,565 --> 00:33:53,300 I gotta go door to door, I got to shake hands, 835 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:56,503 I gotta kiss babies. Heard me? 836 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:58,005 Okay. Let's get started. 837 00:34:07,982 --> 00:34:09,050 I got another spot. 838 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:14,021 Hey, y'all interested in some motivational speaking? 839 00:34:14,055 --> 00:34:15,455 Some life coaching? 840 00:34:15,489 --> 00:34:16,958 I can come to y'all schools and talk. 841 00:34:16,991 --> 00:34:18,926 How would you feel about yourself knowing you cheated 842 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,996 on a woman that you spent so much time choosing? 843 00:34:22,029 --> 00:34:24,598 I just now realize how much I am insecure. 844 00:34:24,631 --> 00:34:27,400 My situation, my daughter made a choice for me 845 00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:29,003 not to date anyone. 846 00:34:29,036 --> 00:34:30,570 Well, nigga, she's your daughter. 847 00:34:30,604 --> 00:34:32,372 My girlfriend dumped me in a foreign country. 848 00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:33,975 So, you know Hakeem on Little Chicken? 849 00:34:34,008 --> 00:34:35,675 Yeah. Them niggas doing like 12 years 850 00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:37,945 in MKT for kidnapping and armed robbery. 851 00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:40,014 I told her she's like, "Oh, look at me." 852 00:34:40,047 --> 00:34:41,749 I'm like, "Bitch, look at me. Shit. 853 00:34:41,783 --> 00:34:43,416 Your love bubbles and banging. 854 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:46,087 I'm fucking up here with the white girl ass and shit. 855 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,855 I'm enjoying this motherfucker. 856 00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:49,891 And he ain't even reply back. I'm like, "Look, nigga, 857 00:34:49,924 --> 00:34:52,425 all asses look the same bent over. Thank you.com." 858 00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:54,729 People should be with you by choice 859 00:34:54,762 --> 00:34:55,997 not by manipulation. 860 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,799 You've been through your share of pain. 861 00:34:57,832 --> 00:34:59,801 But it's not up to your daughter 862 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:01,601 to determine your healing process. 863 00:35:01,635 --> 00:35:03,570 I had just seen him, went home, 864 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:06,941 and the nurse had called and said, 865 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:08,743 "You know, your dad wants you to come up here." 866 00:35:08,776 --> 00:35:12,013 You want wife, a side chick, 867 00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:13,714 but you're ruining your family for one. 868 00:35:13,748 --> 00:35:16,383 Well, when you say it like that, it sounds very dumb. 869 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:18,485 Well, at that point, I will agree. 870 00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:20,453 - You don't like questions? - No. 871 00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:23,390 Especially questions from the people that love you. 872 00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:25,458 I just sit and think that he would, 873 00:35:25,492 --> 00:35:27,561 you know, actually ever 874 00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:29,663 really pass away. 875 00:35:29,696 --> 00:35:32,900 Life is like a vending machine, man. 876 00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:35,036 It's full of change. 877 00:35:35,069 --> 00:35:37,738 So you got to be wise about your smacks. 878 00:35:37,772 --> 00:35:39,639 You're on this green grass 879 00:35:39,673 --> 00:35:41,374 looking beautiful, okay? 880 00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:42,977 You find a way to point out stars 881 00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,078 and flat asses. 882 00:35:44,111 --> 00:35:45,545 One thing you learn in prison, 883 00:35:45,579 --> 00:35:47,048 it's not about the size of the ass, 884 00:35:47,081 --> 00:35:49,116 it's the size of the asshole. 885 00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:51,085 We rather our kids go to school and ask questions 886 00:35:51,118 --> 00:35:52,753 than come home and ask questions. 887 00:35:52,787 --> 00:35:54,789 And that's the problem. You are meditating more 888 00:35:54,822 --> 00:35:57,490 on a daily basis... 889 00:35:57,524 --> 00:36:01,162 about your history than you are about your future, 890 00:36:01,195 --> 00:36:04,598 and then you ask yourself why you keep finding niggas 891 00:36:04,631 --> 00:36:06,600 that can't appreciate flat asses. 892 00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:07,702 Y'all getting this? 893 00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:10,037 This is good shit. 894 00:36:10,071 --> 00:36:11,839 I'm give you an assignment. 895 00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:14,608 Lil E, we're getting low on flyers. 896 00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:17,144 Just put them on a nice card. 897 00:36:17,178 --> 00:36:18,813 That's the way you promote a business. 898 00:36:18,846 --> 00:36:20,047 Let's do some more. 899 00:36:20,081 --> 00:36:21,615 You heard that quote I told that one girl? 900 00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:23,184 Which quote? There were so many. 901 00:36:23,217 --> 00:36:25,452 "Just because someone admires you for your integrity 902 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:26,754 doesn't mean they have integrity." 903 00:36:26,787 --> 00:36:28,155 It's one of my favoriteas. 904 00:36:28,189 --> 00:36:29,891 People really took your advice to heart. 905 00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:31,691 I should've made a hundred and thirty-seven dollars 906 00:36:31,726 --> 00:36:33,493 off that shit too. 907 00:36:40,234 --> 00:36:41,601 How? 908 00:36:46,941 --> 00:36:48,642 you got no pocket, do you think 909 00:36:48,675 --> 00:36:51,145 I can get like five dollars from you? 910 00:37:02,023 --> 00:37:03,724 Can I hold $20? 911 00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:04,992 Can I please hold $20? 912 00:37:05,026 --> 00:37:06,827 So, you're actually asking for $20? 913 00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:08,062 You got like $20 I can hold? 914 00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:10,031 Hold? Like just a hold? 915 00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:11,198 Were you talking to my daughters? 916 00:37:11,232 --> 00:37:13,600 - You are a fake coach. - Yeah. 917 00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:15,669 I was just telling them that I can speak at they school. 918 00:37:15,703 --> 00:37:17,470 You got three dollars, you got four dollars. 919 00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:19,506 - You got some change? - I don't... I... my wallet is on... 920 00:37:19,539 --> 00:37:22,043 is on the beach with my towel. You didn't say in the beginning 921 00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:24,845 that it's gonna cost me anything, you came up to me. 922 00:37:24,879 --> 00:37:26,613 - Okay. - I mean, you did a great job. 923 00:37:26,646 --> 00:37:28,983 Can I just get, like... you got... you got $10? 924 00:37:29,016 --> 00:37:30,751 Don't give him any money. 925 00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:33,220 Don't give him any money. 926 00:37:33,254 --> 00:37:34,956 - Did you give him money? - Lil Eric? 927 00:37:34,989 --> 00:37:37,825 - Did you give him money? - Come on. 928 00:37:37,858 --> 00:37:40,627 I was just talking to this man about my life problems 929 00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:41,929 and he asked me for money. 930 00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:44,165 Uh-huh. - He took the money. 931 00:37:44,198 --> 00:37:46,666 - They are with him. - Come on, boy! 932 00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:54,507 That's for you, little nigga. You worked hard. 933 00:37:56,243 --> 00:37:57,912 You. 934 00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:59,646 That is my money. 935 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,115 Give me my money! Hey. 936 00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,883 - You want to run? - Put on your seatbelt, boy. 937 00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:04,651 Give me my money. You cannot run! 938 00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:06,187 You cannot... hey. Hey. 939 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:07,955 Hey. What's your problem? 940 00:38:07,989 --> 00:38:09,656 You cannot run. 941 00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:11,792 If I had my gun I'd whoop that nigga ass. 942 00:38:11,826 --> 00:38:13,560 Give me my money. 943 00:38:25,672 --> 00:38:28,009 Lil Eric, don't you miss being in school? 944 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:29,944 I'm not missing nothing. 945 00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:36,250 You're not concerned with Lil Eric 946 00:38:36,283 --> 00:38:37,918 - not being at school? - Excuse me. 947 00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:40,121 - Do you have a permit? - Sorry. 948 00:38:40,154 --> 00:38:42,757 Do you have a permit? 949 00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:44,325 Hey. 950 00:38:44,358 --> 00:38:46,060 All you get taught in these lower income 951 00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:48,062 public schools is how to fade on Sharkeesha. 952 00:38:48,095 --> 00:38:49,964 I went to public school, I did fine. 953 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:51,999 Is that right? How much you wanna bet this little nigga 954 00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:53,834 - right here smarter than you? - How? 955 00:38:53,868 --> 00:38:55,635 Let me ask you this. Okay. 956 00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:57,338 There's three birds sitting on a wire, 957 00:38:57,371 --> 00:39:00,007 I take out my pistol, I shoot one of the birds 958 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,776 on the wire, how many birds left on the wire? 959 00:39:01,809 --> 00:39:03,744 What will be the proper response to that question? 960 00:39:03,778 --> 00:39:05,612 - Ooh. - I'm not talking to you, 961 00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:07,915 Lil Eric. Come on now, Wild Child. 962 00:39:07,948 --> 00:39:09,750 What am I missing? I don't get it. 963 00:39:09,784 --> 00:39:11,018 Think about it, okay? 964 00:39:11,052 --> 00:39:12,253 There's three birds on the wire, 965 00:39:12,286 --> 00:39:14,755 I pull out the duel-y, bust it on one. 966 00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:16,689 - Ah! Me. - I get it. 967 00:39:16,724 --> 00:39:19,026 No birds because the sound of the gunshot would scare off 968 00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:20,094 the other two birds? 969 00:39:20,127 --> 00:39:21,762 - Is that right? - Ooh. 970 00:39:21,796 --> 00:39:23,764 - What? - Yes, Lil Eric? 971 00:39:23,798 --> 00:39:26,233 The proper response would be to ask another question. 972 00:39:26,267 --> 00:39:27,667 - Uh-hmm. - Why are you shooting 973 00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:29,804 at the bird? Are you hungry, Mr. Jackson? 974 00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:33,207 Would you like something to eat? 975 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,308 Hmm. 976 00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:36,609 Assembly line response. 977 00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:37,978 Human response. 978 00:39:38,012 --> 00:39:41,082 I don't know what you think you learned. Shit. 979 00:39:41,115 --> 00:39:42,216 Oh, shit. 980 00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:44,118 - What's going on? - Oh, shit. 981 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,055 Damn. Shit. 982 00:39:49,924 --> 00:39:51,025 Okay. 983 00:39:52,426 --> 00:39:53,794 Goddamn. 984 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:57,965 Shit. 985 00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:02,002 Wait. Wait. 986 00:40:08,442 --> 00:40:10,211 Look. Come here, boy. 987 00:40:12,313 --> 00:40:14,315 Get over here. 988 00:40:16,717 --> 00:40:18,352 Just hold on one second. Wait a minute. 989 00:40:18,385 --> 00:40:20,087 Oh, shit. Put your foot on the brake, boy. 990 00:40:20,121 --> 00:40:22,156 You're gonna put it in neutral before hitting on the brake. 991 00:40:22,189 --> 00:40:24,125 Well, take your foot off the brake now and maybe you're gonna 992 00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:26,026 break my back. It's rolling back, but it 993 00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:28,896 roll back give a footing because my gators, 994 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:31,698 they slip. 995 00:40:31,732 --> 00:40:33,666 So, you're saying Lil Eric doesn't need to go 996 00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:36,437 - to school? - No, I'm saying the school 997 00:40:36,470 --> 00:40:38,339 is supposed to be a place of learning, right? 998 00:40:38,372 --> 00:40:41,342 So, if 90% of the curriculum is memorization, 999 00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:43,410 what exactly have you learned? 1000 00:40:43,444 --> 00:40:44,812 You might learn how to memorize 1001 00:40:44,845 --> 00:40:47,848 but have you learned how to learn? 1002 00:40:47,882 --> 00:40:50,284 Justin, get your ass out of the car and help push. 1003 00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:52,453 Just like that, Lil Eric. 1004 00:41:04,431 --> 00:41:05,933 We got to get some gas. 1005 00:41:12,273 --> 00:41:14,275 Come on, boy. 1006 00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:35,095 For the first time in my life, 1007 00:41:35,129 --> 00:41:37,231 I found myself rethinking 1008 00:41:37,264 --> 00:41:39,133 everything I memorized, 1009 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:42,169 everything I thought I'd ever learned, 1010 00:41:42,203 --> 00:41:46,173 who taught it to me and why. 1011 00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:37,191 Man, I tell you, you know. 1012 00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:39,260 Don't get it twisted, there ain't a sentimental bone 1013 00:42:39,293 --> 00:42:40,961 in my body, you know, but me and Cheryl, 1014 00:42:40,995 --> 00:42:43,497 we was cool. We had like... 1015 00:42:49,169 --> 00:42:51,505 this motherfucker is just trying to sabotage me. 1016 00:42:53,007 --> 00:42:54,541 Goddamn, Momma. That's why I don't like 1017 00:42:54,575 --> 00:42:56,143 nobody in my room. 1018 00:42:58,312 --> 00:42:59,980 Who left the phone off the hook? 1019 00:43:00,014 --> 00:43:01,915 I'm out there beating the pavement all day trying 1020 00:43:01,949 --> 00:43:03,484 to get the phone to ring, I come home, 1021 00:43:03,517 --> 00:43:05,019 the phone off the hook. 1022 00:43:06,587 --> 00:43:08,522 When I get my money up, man, I'm getting me a iPhone 1023 00:43:08,555 --> 00:43:10,591 with a gang of minutes. 1024 00:43:10,624 --> 00:43:12,826 You didn't leave my phone off the hook, did you? 1025 00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:15,029 Yes the fuck I did 'cause don't nobody call it 1026 00:43:15,062 --> 00:43:16,830 but bill collectors and telemarketers 1027 00:43:16,864 --> 00:43:18,999 and it's getting on my damn nerves. 1028 00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:22,269 How'd y'all do today? 1029 00:43:22,303 --> 00:43:25,472 I'll let Uncle TJ tell it. 1030 00:43:25,506 --> 00:43:29,009 You were very optimistic when you first left prison. 1031 00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:30,611 - How do you feel now? - Well, it's obvious 1032 00:43:30,644 --> 00:43:33,914 we had some setbacks today but like we say in prison, 1033 00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:36,550 "If it ain't ISIS, it ain't a crisis." Heard me? 1034 00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:38,919 Four more Lil Eric, then go down and do your push-ups. 1035 00:43:38,952 --> 00:43:39,920 I can't. 1036 00:43:39,953 --> 00:43:40,921 What? 1037 00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:42,022 I've got it. 1038 00:43:42,056 --> 00:43:43,957 I've got it. I've got it. 1039 00:43:43,991 --> 00:43:45,426 That's what I thought. 1040 00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:47,995 Now go down and do four push-ups like I showed you. 1041 00:43:48,028 --> 00:43:49,463 We don't use that language around here, boy, 1042 00:43:49,496 --> 00:43:51,165 especially when TJ home. 1043 00:43:51,198 --> 00:43:53,033 And when Cheryl come here tomorrow, I'm gonna tell her ass 1044 00:43:53,067 --> 00:43:55,302 straight up that I ain't gonna apply for no damn gigs. 1045 00:43:55,336 --> 00:43:57,071 TJ work for TJ. 1046 00:43:57,104 --> 00:43:59,139 Can't take me out the plastic and put me back in the box 1047 00:43:59,173 --> 00:44:00,974 like some of these collectible niggas. 1048 00:44:01,008 --> 00:44:03,310 That's why we ain't together now. Good job, wardy. 1049 00:44:03,344 --> 00:44:04,945 Go and get you a meal. 1050 00:44:06,914 --> 00:44:08,215 Momma. 1051 00:44:41,515 --> 00:44:43,250 I think if I show people some of my writings, 1052 00:44:43,283 --> 00:44:45,252 I might give them a good idea of what I'm capable of, 1053 00:44:45,285 --> 00:44:47,688 this my seminar called 1054 00:44:47,722 --> 00:44:49,456 "What You See Is What You Saw ." 1055 00:44:49,490 --> 00:44:51,592 Shit might be a good title for this documentary. 1056 00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:53,494 - Is it published? - It's not yet but once 1057 00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:55,295 this movie come out, watch what happens. 1058 00:44:55,329 --> 00:44:59,199 Hey, we gotta go before Cheryl get here. 1059 00:45:12,446 --> 00:45:14,381 Where are you going? I can't go with you? 1060 00:45:14,415 --> 00:45:16,083 Junior? 1061 00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:17,951 Is that you out there? 1062 00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:27,361 This one's hotter. It's a little hotter, Momma. 1063 00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:29,496 Here, just... okay. 1064 00:45:29,530 --> 00:45:31,532 - I'll just put it right here. - Ooh, all right. 1065 00:45:31,565 --> 00:45:33,667 All right. 1066 00:45:33,701 --> 00:45:36,503 Oh, thank you, baby. 1067 00:45:36,537 --> 00:45:37,971 - Ooh, and... - Okay. 1068 00:45:38,005 --> 00:45:40,742 And empty my bedpan, please. 1069 00:45:40,775 --> 00:45:42,543 Momma, act like you got some shame. 1070 00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:43,977 There's cameras in here. 1071 00:45:44,011 --> 00:45:45,312 Oh, boy. 1072 00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:49,116 When the last time y'all emptied this out? 1073 00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:51,485 About a week ago when Oprah's on "The Butler." 1074 00:45:53,153 --> 00:45:54,555 You taking them things on an empty stomach? 1075 00:45:54,588 --> 00:45:56,390 That's probably why you're getting sick in the morning. 1076 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,292 Get them out of here, boy. 1077 00:46:13,574 --> 00:46:16,143 You hungry? 1078 00:46:16,176 --> 00:46:17,712 Give this to your grandmomma. 1079 00:46:30,524 --> 00:46:32,426 Hey. 1080 00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:33,761 Hey. 1081 00:46:33,795 --> 00:46:36,463 Look early, I'm impressed, TJ. 1082 00:46:36,497 --> 00:46:37,799 I get to spend the day with you. 1083 00:46:37,832 --> 00:46:39,734 - I was looking forward to it. - Oh, man. 1084 00:46:39,767 --> 00:46:41,703 - You look nice. - Aw, thank you. 1085 00:46:41,736 --> 00:46:44,404 Look at you. You just... you know what? 1086 00:46:44,438 --> 00:46:46,406 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 1087 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,576 Hey. Y'all two. 1088 00:46:49,610 --> 00:46:51,378 I'm feeling a little cooperative today, 1089 00:46:51,411 --> 00:46:53,380 TJ and I showered up early. Come on. 1090 00:46:53,413 --> 00:46:55,249 Y'all wanna rode? Catch them glimpses 1091 00:46:55,282 --> 00:46:57,317 - of his little life? - I told you. 1092 00:46:57,351 --> 00:46:59,286 You ain't tell me and then you was over there messing 1093 00:46:59,319 --> 00:47:01,255 - with that other girl. - She was messing with me. 1094 00:47:01,288 --> 00:47:02,689 I was just doing what I had to do. 1095 00:47:02,724 --> 00:47:05,392 - You know she got shot. - Yeah. Uh-hmm. 1096 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,361 Lost her leg. 1097 00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:08,695 Yeah. I heard. I heard. 1098 00:47:08,730 --> 00:47:11,265 I thought she lost her leg with diabetes. 1099 00:47:11,298 --> 00:47:12,299 That's what they said 1100 00:47:12,332 --> 00:47:13,735 but she started stripping again, 1101 00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:15,369 - so I... - Oh with a little specialty shot 1102 00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:16,403 what they do on the amputees. 1103 00:47:16,436 --> 00:47:17,739 - Yeah. - Yup. 1104 00:47:17,772 --> 00:47:20,240 That shot make a lot of money. 1105 00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:22,442 Give me that. 1106 00:47:22,476 --> 00:47:24,511 Oh, my God. Thank you. 1107 00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:30,584 I try not to deal with that kind of, 1108 00:47:30,617 --> 00:47:33,253 negative environment anymore, you know? 1109 00:47:33,287 --> 00:47:34,655 You know, I try to stay positive. 1110 00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:36,156 I'm back in church. 1111 00:47:36,189 --> 00:47:37,725 I have to make sure the job don't take... 1112 00:47:37,759 --> 00:47:40,394 part of me, take hold of me, 1113 00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:42,095 you know? What the focus is... 1114 00:47:42,129 --> 00:47:43,630 with you is to really... 1115 00:47:43,664 --> 00:47:45,332 hey, Sharlene. 1116 00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:47,401 But let me tell you something about Sharlene, 1117 00:47:47,434 --> 00:47:49,636 Sharlene... 1118 00:47:49,670 --> 00:47:51,605 Sharlene got three jobs. 1119 00:47:51,638 --> 00:47:53,440 How old he tell you he was? 1120 00:47:53,473 --> 00:47:54,842 How old? What did he say? 1121 00:47:54,876 --> 00:47:57,344 - I think like 32. - What? 1122 00:47:58,445 --> 00:47:59,646 No. I said... no. 1123 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,148 I said it's been 32 years 1124 00:48:01,181 --> 00:48:04,284 since I've been to juvie. 1125 00:48:04,318 --> 00:48:06,486 - Don't let her fool you. - Don't listen to the... 1126 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,221 Don't let Cheryl fool you. Just so you know, 1127 00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:09,757 - okay? - I wonder, uh... listen. 1128 00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,759 She might look young but let me tell you something. 1129 00:48:11,793 --> 00:48:13,226 Cheryl got that vintage pussy. 1130 00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:14,428 Don't let her fool you. 1131 00:48:14,461 --> 00:48:15,830 She got that vintage pussy, okay? She... 1132 00:48:15,863 --> 00:48:17,130 - MVP. - She might be young 1133 00:48:17,164 --> 00:48:19,399 MVP. 1134 00:48:19,433 --> 00:48:20,868 That's what it's there for. 1135 00:48:20,902 --> 00:48:23,570 - MVP. - Uh-huh. 1136 00:48:23,604 --> 00:48:26,139 Okay. Uh-hmm. 1137 00:48:26,173 --> 00:48:27,174 You know, nigga. 1138 00:48:27,207 --> 00:48:28,609 Don't... listen. This is... 1139 00:48:28,642 --> 00:48:30,644 this on camera, take... 1140 00:48:30,677 --> 00:48:32,312 hey, take... you can take that shit out. 1141 00:48:32,346 --> 00:48:34,348 - They can edit that out? - Y'all gonna take that part out. 1142 00:48:34,381 --> 00:48:36,450 - Please do. - Okay. Y'all can't handle that 1143 00:48:36,483 --> 00:48:37,719 'cause you're professional. 1144 00:48:37,752 --> 00:48:39,186 Exactly. 1145 00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:40,922 Go inside, ask for application, 1146 00:48:40,955 --> 00:48:42,824 and I'mma have you fill it out. 1147 00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:46,560 Hurry up, ain't got all day. 1148 00:48:49,296 --> 00:48:52,199 Give me some nuts. 1149 00:48:52,232 --> 00:48:54,334 Okay. Age. 1150 00:48:54,368 --> 00:48:56,236 Same as you. 1151 00:48:56,269 --> 00:48:57,604 Shit. 1152 00:49:04,712 --> 00:49:08,315 Next is previous job experience. 1153 00:49:08,348 --> 00:49:10,317 Telecommunications, hotel management, 1154 00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:12,586 hotel reservations, tilapia farming, 1155 00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:14,221 - toxic waste management. - Wait. 1156 00:49:14,254 --> 00:49:15,857 - Pick one. - For real? 1157 00:49:15,890 --> 00:49:18,960 Yeah. 1158 00:49:18,993 --> 00:49:21,194 Reasons for leaving prior jobs? 1159 00:49:21,228 --> 00:49:22,496 What? What do you mean? 1160 00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:24,264 Why did you stop doing telecommunications? 1161 00:49:24,297 --> 00:49:25,532 Because I got out of prison. 1162 00:49:25,565 --> 00:49:26,968 Okay. Why did you stop tilapia farming? 1163 00:49:27,001 --> 00:49:28,535 Because I got out of prison. 1164 00:49:28,568 --> 00:49:30,337 What about toxic waste management job? 1165 00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:32,305 - 'Cause I got out of prison. - You got out of prison. 1166 00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:33,975 - Okay. All right. I get it. - What the fuck I'd do 1167 00:49:34,008 --> 00:49:35,710 - with my lighter? - Just use mine. 1168 00:49:35,743 --> 00:49:38,412 It's right in the glove compartment, it's two in there. 1169 00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:40,614 - That's all filled out? - That's everything. 1170 00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:42,482 - All right. - All right. 1171 00:49:42,516 --> 00:49:43,885 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1172 00:49:43,918 --> 00:49:45,820 - What? - What is that? 1173 00:49:45,853 --> 00:49:47,688 - This? - Yeah. What's that? 1174 00:49:47,722 --> 00:49:50,323 - It's my mixtape. - Nah, give it to me. 1175 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:53,326 All right. Go ahead. 1176 00:49:56,798 --> 00:49:58,498 Tijuana Jackson. 1177 00:49:58,532 --> 00:50:01,468 Ex-convict turned motivational speaker. 1178 00:50:02,669 --> 00:50:05,907 I'm a life coach with a goon hand. 1179 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:08,375 If you hit me on Twitter, 1180 00:50:08,408 --> 00:50:10,377 I help to get your life right. 1181 00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:11,846 Desired position? 1182 00:50:11,879 --> 00:50:13,346 Doggy style. 1183 00:50:14,381 --> 00:50:15,682 - That's it. I'm done. - What? 1184 00:50:15,717 --> 00:50:17,517 - No, Cheryl. - No, you play too much. No. 1185 00:50:17,551 --> 00:50:19,486 - I was in jail. Cheryl, come on. - Fill it out for me. 1186 00:50:19,519 --> 00:50:21,022 No, you fill it out. 1187 00:50:21,055 --> 00:50:22,422 Wait. What's that? 1188 00:50:22,456 --> 00:50:23,825 You said to get an application. 1189 00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:26,728 No, no. Not that. That. Those. 1190 00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:28,328 Why can't I get you no flowers? 1191 00:50:28,361 --> 00:50:29,629 Oh, wait, those are for me? 1192 00:50:29,663 --> 00:50:30,965 Well, you ain't getting on my nerves 1193 00:50:30,998 --> 00:50:32,432 as much as I thought you would. 1194 00:50:32,466 --> 00:50:34,301 Well, ditto, nigga. 1195 00:50:34,334 --> 00:50:35,737 'Cause you kind of remind me the old days 1196 00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:37,437 - a little bit. - Remember when 1197 00:50:37,471 --> 00:50:39,006 'cause you throw them the rent party? 1198 00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:44,478 - Yeah. That's for you. - Oh, thanks. Nice. 1199 00:50:44,511 --> 00:50:46,781 You ain't steal this, did you? 1200 00:50:46,814 --> 00:50:50,718 Uh-uh. Let's fill out this application. 1201 00:50:50,752 --> 00:50:52,385 They're pretty. 1202 00:50:54,488 --> 00:50:55,757 All right. So, 1203 00:50:55,790 --> 00:50:58,993 gonna see you tomorrow. 1204 00:50:59,026 --> 00:51:00,962 Will nigga got a choice? 1205 00:51:00,995 --> 00:51:02,830 You? I mean, yeah, you... 1206 00:51:02,864 --> 00:51:05,432 get a job or go back to prison. 1207 00:51:05,465 --> 00:51:08,268 That's the choice. 1208 00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:12,907 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1209 00:51:14,508 --> 00:51:17,344 All right. 1210 00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:20,014 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 1211 00:51:20,047 --> 00:51:22,616 Hey, uh, TJ, thanks. 1212 00:51:22,649 --> 00:51:23,718 Oh, yeah. 1213 00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:25,485 I thought you like the colors. 1214 00:51:25,519 --> 00:51:26,620 Yup. Yeah. 1215 00:51:26,653 --> 00:51:28,321 No, I like it. 1216 00:51:28,355 --> 00:51:29,422 Yellow 1217 00:51:29,456 --> 00:51:31,759 right. 1218 00:51:37,397 --> 00:51:39,299 You won't get the fuck out of the car? 1219 00:51:41,535 --> 00:51:43,503 Momma. 1220 00:51:43,537 --> 00:51:44,538 Cameras on deck. 1221 00:51:44,571 --> 00:51:45,840 - Hey, unc. - Hey. 1222 00:51:45,873 --> 00:51:47,742 Hey. 1223 00:51:49,944 --> 00:51:52,679 Did he find a job? 1224 00:51:52,713 --> 00:51:54,015 Doubt it. 1225 00:52:01,889 --> 00:52:03,690 What was that? 1226 00:52:04,859 --> 00:52:06,526 I got three messages. 1227 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,863 Y'all are rolling... y'all are rolling, right? 1228 00:52:10,097 --> 00:52:11,766 Hello, Mr. Jackson. 1229 00:52:11,799 --> 00:52:14,634 This is Robert Marshall of Hollywood Carwash. 1230 00:52:14,668 --> 00:52:17,370 We reviewed your application. Unfortunately, we're not... 1231 00:52:17,404 --> 00:52:18,773 Mr. Tijuana Jackson, 1232 00:52:18,806 --> 00:52:20,440 this is Wendy Reisman from the... 1233 00:52:20,473 --> 00:52:21,742 99 Cent Store in Plantation. 1234 00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:22,944 You dropped off an application 1235 00:52:22,977 --> 00:52:24,879 earlier this afternoon and a mixtape. 1236 00:52:24,912 --> 00:52:26,446 Was that intentional? 1237 00:52:26,479 --> 00:52:28,115 Mr. Tijuana Jackson, this is... 1238 00:52:28,149 --> 00:52:29,851 Brent Cobbler calling in behalf 1239 00:52:29,884 --> 00:52:32,686 of Orlando's International Toastmasters Club. 1240 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,121 We would like to congratulate you 1241 00:52:34,155 --> 00:52:36,090 on being selected to audition for a spot 1242 00:52:36,123 --> 00:52:38,726 in this season's Toastmaster's reality show. 1243 00:52:38,759 --> 00:52:41,394 You stand to win a worldwide speaking career 1244 00:52:41,428 --> 00:52:44,698 and up to $50,000 in cash and prizes. 1245 00:52:44,732 --> 00:52:46,167 If you are interested at all, 1246 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,837 please give us a call at 954-280... 1247 00:52:49,871 --> 00:52:52,505 4979. Look for Cindy. 1248 00:52:52,539 --> 00:52:53,774 I told you. 1249 00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,475 What the fuck did I tell you? Did you... 1250 00:52:55,508 --> 00:52:57,477 did y'all get that... did y'all get that on video? 1251 00:52:57,510 --> 00:52:58,612 Did you get that? You get that? 1252 00:52:58,645 --> 00:53:00,014 - What did I tell you? - Orlando? 1253 00:53:00,047 --> 00:53:01,849 - Disney World? - Shh. Goddamn. 1254 00:53:01,883 --> 00:53:03,617 - What is it, Junior? - Nothing, momma. 1255 00:53:03,650 --> 00:53:05,086 Just got me a job. That's all. 1256 00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:07,788 Let me be the one to tell her what it is, okay? 1257 00:53:07,822 --> 00:53:10,690 Goddamn. Hold it down, nigga. 1258 00:53:10,725 --> 00:53:11,893 What'd I tell y'all? 1259 00:53:11,926 --> 00:53:13,593 What did I say? 1260 00:53:17,597 --> 00:53:20,400 Is it a progress, only have one source of ID? 1261 00:53:21,903 --> 00:53:23,570 Okay. 1262 00:53:23,603 --> 00:53:24,972 Uh-hmm. 1263 00:53:25,006 --> 00:53:26,741 Yes, ma'am. 1264 00:53:26,774 --> 00:53:29,010 Oh, I'mma be there bright and early. 1265 00:53:29,944 --> 00:53:32,713 No, thank you. 1266 00:53:32,747 --> 00:53:35,482 If you do an inventory check of your thoughts, 1267 00:53:35,515 --> 00:53:37,617 85%, 95% of your thoughts is negative. 1268 00:53:37,651 --> 00:53:39,186 You know I'm saying? You have to un-niggafy 1269 00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:41,022 yourself and start focusing on... 1270 00:53:41,055 --> 00:53:42,522 positive outcomes. 1271 00:53:42,555 --> 00:53:44,959 You gotta focus on the positive possibilities 1272 00:53:44,992 --> 00:53:46,928 in order to produce positive results. 1273 00:53:46,961 --> 00:53:49,196 What I'm not gonna do is I'm not gonna let 1274 00:53:49,230 --> 00:53:51,032 a bad day dictate the outcome 1275 00:53:51,065 --> 00:53:53,500 of my whole year. Hear me? 1276 00:53:53,533 --> 00:53:54,567 I totally get it. 1277 00:53:54,601 --> 00:53:55,770 That's what's up. 1278 00:53:55,803 --> 00:53:57,238 And I still got a few hurdles ahead of me, 1279 00:53:57,271 --> 00:53:59,040 you know, because... 1280 00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:00,708 my momma ain't gonna approve of me just, 1281 00:54:00,741 --> 00:54:02,609 you know, running off to Orlando like that. 1282 00:54:02,642 --> 00:54:04,644 And as a parolee, I can't really just, 1283 00:54:04,678 --> 00:54:05,947 you know, I gotta get permission 1284 00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:07,480 from my probation officer. 1285 00:54:07,514 --> 00:54:08,950 Because she ain't... 1286 00:54:10,684 --> 00:54:12,253 Speak of the devil. 1287 00:54:12,286 --> 00:54:14,188 What if I get my shit rolling, 1288 00:54:14,221 --> 00:54:15,622 and make you my manager? 1289 00:54:15,655 --> 00:54:17,490 I give you 10% off the top right to you. 1290 00:54:17,524 --> 00:54:19,226 I don't want 10% of your pipedream. 1291 00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:20,527 That was high school. 1292 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,762 Come on, we grown-ups now. 1293 00:54:21,796 --> 00:54:23,264 Okay. Note to self, real quick. 1294 00:54:23,297 --> 00:54:24,999 Bagging groceries are what grown-ups do, 1295 00:54:25,032 --> 00:54:27,667 - being a self-made... - Travel permits denied. 1296 00:54:27,702 --> 00:54:30,004 You are not listening. She is not listening. 1297 00:54:30,037 --> 00:54:31,839 I'm not listening. I'm not gonna put my job 1298 00:54:31,872 --> 00:54:33,640 in jeopardy for you anymore. 1299 00:54:33,673 --> 00:54:35,508 She about the dumbest deputy this side of Broward County. 1300 00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:37,078 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1301 00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:38,678 - Get out. - Cheryl, 1302 00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:40,613 I just gave you an opportunity to be somebody. 1303 00:54:40,647 --> 00:54:42,615 - You know what you said? - Get out. 1304 00:54:42,649 --> 00:54:44,085 No, y'all get out first, so y'all can see me 1305 00:54:44,118 --> 00:54:45,286 when I merk on her ass, okay? 1306 00:54:45,319 --> 00:54:46,887 Get out. 1307 00:54:46,921 --> 00:54:48,621 You all get the fuck out, too. 1308 00:54:48,655 --> 00:54:50,557 Turn that camera off. 1309 00:55:00,334 --> 00:55:02,602 Errbody ain't gonna get to play on the All-Star team, 1310 00:55:02,635 --> 00:55:04,705 you heard me? No one. As long as I've known Cheryl, 1311 00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:05,973 that Cheryl problem. 1312 00:55:06,007 --> 00:55:07,640 The only future she see for herself 1313 00:55:07,674 --> 00:55:09,143 is the future that they laid out for her. 1314 00:55:09,176 --> 00:55:10,945 You heard me? So it's hard for her to relate 1315 00:55:10,978 --> 00:55:13,948 to a visionary such as myself. 1316 00:55:13,981 --> 00:55:16,583 Let me tell y'all something I've learned. 1317 00:55:16,616 --> 00:55:19,053 If you consistently feed and exercise your faith, 1318 00:55:19,086 --> 00:55:20,821 it will eventually outgrow your fears. 1319 00:55:20,855 --> 00:55:23,124 Today's billionaires, they earn they billions 1320 00:55:23,157 --> 00:55:24,959 by taking chances on the unknown, 1321 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:27,660 while the rest of us stay enslaved by the familiar. 1322 00:55:27,694 --> 00:55:28,963 Today, and as of today, 1323 00:55:28,996 --> 00:55:30,965 I'm strictly on my billionaire ground, 1324 00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:33,834 and I denounce that petty hustler. 1325 00:55:33,868 --> 00:55:35,836 Shit. 1326 00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:37,604 Hey, y'all got... y'all got some change 1327 00:55:37,637 --> 00:55:40,041 or bus pass a nigga can borrow? 1328 00:55:44,879 --> 00:55:45,946 What's up Lil Eric? 1329 00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:47,248 Nothin'. 1330 00:55:47,281 --> 00:55:48,849 Yo, this yo gal? 1331 00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,251 Darlene, this is my Uncle TJ. 1332 00:55:50,284 --> 00:55:51,752 Hi. 1333 00:55:51,786 --> 00:55:53,154 She ain't white, she light skinned, boy. 1334 00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,587 I'm half white. 1335 00:55:54,621 --> 00:55:56,123 No, with all them yams on your plate. 1336 00:55:56,157 --> 00:55:57,858 She is celebrating with us, Junior. 1337 00:55:57,892 --> 00:55:59,894 - God damn. Y'all made greens? - Watch your mouth, boy. 1338 00:55:59,927 --> 00:56:01,262 Copy that. What are we celebrating? 1339 00:56:01,295 --> 00:56:02,662 Didn't you just get a job? 1340 00:56:02,695 --> 00:56:05,665 - Too bad it's in Orlando. - What? 1341 00:56:05,698 --> 00:56:07,168 - You shut up. - Orlando? 1342 00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:08,736 Yeah, momma. He tried to sneak down 1343 00:56:08,769 --> 00:56:10,071 to Orlando to be a Toastmaster. 1344 00:56:10,104 --> 00:56:11,272 I guess he too good for us now. 1345 00:56:11,305 --> 00:56:12,740 If you don't wanna be on camera, 1346 00:56:12,773 --> 00:56:14,308 all you gotta do is shut your mouth. 1347 00:56:14,341 --> 00:56:16,010 - Fuck you. - Momma, you heard her curse, 1348 00:56:16,043 --> 00:56:17,378 - right? - Orlando, Junior? You know, 1349 00:56:17,411 --> 00:56:19,080 - my arthritis acting up. - Momma, you gonna 1350 00:56:19,113 --> 00:56:20,848 - let her curse like that? - What am I supposed to do? 1351 00:56:20,881 --> 00:56:22,149 You gonna let her curse like that in front of company? 1352 00:56:22,183 --> 00:56:23,350 How come every time I say a bad word. 1353 00:56:23,384 --> 00:56:24,785 'Cause you're the eldest, Junior, 1354 00:56:24,819 --> 00:56:26,387 - and you should know better. - God damn. 1355 00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,687 - Say it in front of the camera. - Watch your mouth, Junior. 1356 00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:29,156 Why she get to curse and I don't? 1357 00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:31,325 You heard her, Dick Gregory, because you're old as hell. 1358 00:56:31,358 --> 00:56:33,094 I hope a porcupine crawl up in your mouth 1359 00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:34,328 while you sleep and take a shit. 1360 00:56:34,361 --> 00:56:35,796 You ain't going to Orlando, Junior. 1361 00:56:35,830 --> 00:56:37,331 Momma, you want the house with the pool? 1362 00:56:37,364 --> 00:56:38,833 This is how I'm gonna get the house 1363 00:56:38,866 --> 00:56:40,000 with the pool for you. 1364 00:56:40,034 --> 00:56:41,102 You want me to get a job? 1365 00:56:41,135 --> 00:56:42,703 This is a legitimate job. 1366 00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:44,405 Junior, why don't you date Cheryl? 1367 00:56:44,438 --> 00:56:46,740 Junior, why won't you pick up Lil Eric from school? 1368 00:56:46,774 --> 00:56:48,309 Junior, why don't you go pick up my meds? 1369 00:56:48,342 --> 00:56:50,010 What do y'all do when I'm not here? 1370 00:56:50,044 --> 00:56:51,245 I'mma tell you what they do. 1371 00:56:51,278 --> 00:56:52,713 They do just fine. 1372 00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:54,014 See, that's a rhetorical question. 1373 00:56:54,048 --> 00:56:55,249 This ain't about me going away, 1374 00:56:55,282 --> 00:56:57,251 this is about me growing away. 1375 00:56:57,284 --> 00:56:58,886 They scared of that change, they came... 1376 00:56:58,919 --> 00:57:00,387 they came to us with that transformation. 1377 00:57:00,421 --> 00:57:01,956 Y'all ain't never made this big a deal 1378 00:57:01,989 --> 00:57:03,991 - of me going to jail. - Nigga, you chose jail. 1379 00:57:04,024 --> 00:57:05,692 Yeah, I'm choosing this now, which is why 1380 00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:07,660 I got selected for the Toastmasters reality show, 1381 00:57:07,694 --> 00:57:09,196 and somebody with stretch marks did not. 1382 00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:11,098 - That's enough, Junior. - I'm not talking about 1383 00:57:11,132 --> 00:57:12,433 your stretch marks, momma. I'm talking about Sharea. 1384 00:57:12,466 --> 00:57:14,001 They didn't have no time for a nigga 1385 00:57:14,034 --> 00:57:15,436 when he was in the joint, now I'm outside, 1386 00:57:15,469 --> 00:57:17,037 they gonna try to tell me what I could do. 1387 00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:18,439 You know I can't write no letters 1388 00:57:18,472 --> 00:57:19,707 with this arthritis. 1389 00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:22,243 I can't even get on a computer. 1390 00:57:22,276 --> 00:57:24,945 So, you couldn't just make a call, momma? 1391 00:57:26,413 --> 00:57:29,150 You can't shoot me a kite, not one. 1392 00:57:30,151 --> 00:57:31,385 You know, if Sharea was in jail, 1393 00:57:31,418 --> 00:57:33,087 - you know that you... - Don't put my name 1394 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,355 in your mouth, TJ. 1395 00:57:34,388 --> 00:57:36,223 Start me out, all right, because you don't know 1396 00:57:36,257 --> 00:57:37,892 what momma would do. 1397 00:57:37,925 --> 00:57:39,393 You want me to pay 1398 00:57:39,426 --> 00:57:41,829 a $10 deposit fee 1399 00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:44,165 and a $3 flat fee 1400 00:57:44,198 --> 00:57:45,466 just to put money on your phone, 1401 00:57:45,499 --> 00:57:47,701 just so I can call you? 1402 00:57:47,735 --> 00:57:50,304 That's $13 for 15 minutes, Junior. 1403 00:57:50,337 --> 00:57:53,207 And the only thing I can hear is your misery, 1404 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,075 and the absence of the Holy Ghost 1405 00:57:55,109 --> 00:57:57,344 in the background. 1406 00:58:08,355 --> 00:58:09,823 Look at this material. 1407 00:58:09,857 --> 00:58:12,059 This man's club. I got it in Vegas. 1408 00:58:12,092 --> 00:58:13,360 They was doing this deal if you buy 1409 00:58:13,394 --> 00:58:14,995 two tanks of gas, you get a free suit. 1410 00:58:15,029 --> 00:58:17,731 This shit nice. Get a close up on it. 1411 00:58:17,765 --> 00:58:18,866 Look at this material. 1412 00:58:18,899 --> 00:58:20,201 Look at that. 1413 00:58:20,234 --> 00:58:22,436 Man's club, look at these lapels, 1414 00:58:22,469 --> 00:58:23,971 that's gotta be, that's Italian 1415 00:58:24,004 --> 00:58:27,074 or French, or something. 1416 00:58:27,107 --> 00:58:30,411 They probably import shit with the tag on it. 1417 00:58:30,444 --> 00:58:32,179 You can't read it, but... 1418 00:58:32,213 --> 00:58:33,948 you can tell about it just by the font. 1419 00:58:33,981 --> 00:58:36,917 That's some upper echelon shit right there. 1420 00:58:38,385 --> 00:58:39,954 Uh-hmm. This motherfucking 1421 00:58:39,987 --> 00:58:42,790 into plastic, heard me? 1422 00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:45,159 Look, you gonna sign this release form or not, okay? 1423 00:58:45,192 --> 00:58:48,028 Because my whole future riding on this signature. 1424 00:58:49,463 --> 00:58:51,498 - I just need you to put... - TJ, get that fucking paper 1425 00:58:51,532 --> 00:58:53,334 out of my face, okay? 'cause I'm not signing this shit 1426 00:58:53,367 --> 00:58:55,536 because I don't wanna be in your stupid ass movie. 1427 00:58:55,569 --> 00:58:57,037 Okay? 1428 00:58:57,071 --> 00:58:58,939 Okay. 1429 00:58:58,973 --> 00:59:00,407 Would you, uh... 1430 00:59:00,441 --> 00:59:02,343 Yeah. Okay. 1431 00:59:02,376 --> 00:59:04,912 ...shake your ass on Instagram though, huh? 1432 00:59:04,945 --> 00:59:06,213 Uh-hmm. 1433 00:59:06,247 --> 00:59:09,850 Underscore, underscore, MrsTwerkulance. 1434 00:59:09,883 --> 00:59:11,318 Ain't nobody seen it yet, but they will, 1435 00:59:11,352 --> 00:59:12,920 and don't try to delete the account, 1436 00:59:12,953 --> 00:59:14,188 but guess what? 1437 00:59:14,221 --> 00:59:16,557 I already downloaded all the videos. 1438 00:59:16,590 --> 00:59:18,859 Hmm. Okay. 1439 00:59:18,892 --> 00:59:21,128 Your son could use a riding on this, too. 1440 00:59:23,564 --> 00:59:27,101 Hey, can you turn the cameras off, please? 1441 01:00:29,296 --> 01:00:31,498 Come see a happy Jackson family for a change. 1442 01:00:31,532 --> 01:00:33,200 Come on in. 1443 01:00:33,233 --> 01:00:35,002 We gonna start... we gonna start the whole, 1444 01:00:35,035 --> 01:00:36,470 show whole the room, okay? 1445 01:00:36,503 --> 01:00:39,340 This is my ugly sister, Sharea. 1446 01:00:39,373 --> 01:00:41,975 My name is Tijuana Jackson, 1447 01:00:42,009 --> 01:00:44,411 life coach with a goon hand. 1448 01:00:44,445 --> 01:00:46,447 You can't stand him, 1449 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,415 no, they can't. 1450 01:00:48,449 --> 01:00:51,485 That's the thing about family, man, you know, 1451 01:00:51,518 --> 01:00:53,354 it's a place you have your biggest battles, 1452 01:00:53,387 --> 01:00:54,955 you know, but it's also a way you go 1453 01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:56,490 to heal your wounds, if you lucky. 1454 01:00:56,523 --> 01:00:58,058 And I'm hoping my shit take off 1455 01:00:58,092 --> 01:00:59,893 like Miley Cyrus panties. Once they happen, 1456 01:00:59,927 --> 01:01:01,395 then we out this bitch. I'm gonna get my mom 1457 01:01:01,428 --> 01:01:03,597 that big old house with the pool, heard me? 1458 01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:04,998 - Thank you. - Momma, 1459 01:01:05,032 --> 01:01:08,068 TJ is smoking in my room. 1460 01:01:08,102 --> 01:01:09,203 No, I'm not. 1461 01:01:37,331 --> 01:01:39,333 Momma, we only gonna be gone for a couple of days. 1462 01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:41,201 Anything you need, just tell Sharea. 1463 01:01:41,235 --> 01:01:43,570 Just like when I was in the joint. 1464 01:01:43,604 --> 01:01:44,671 Okay. Bye, boy. 1465 01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:46,073 Okay. You know, I can't stand you, 1466 01:01:46,106 --> 01:01:47,408 but momma like you, so hurry back. 1467 01:01:47,441 --> 01:01:48,442 Yeah. But don't let her take the medication 1468 01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:49,443 on an empty stomach, man. 1469 01:01:49,476 --> 01:01:51,044 She'll nag you all damn day. 1470 01:01:51,078 --> 01:01:53,514 - Bye, Unc. - You think all the shit 1471 01:01:53,547 --> 01:01:55,015 in the car packed just for me? 1472 01:01:55,048 --> 01:01:56,650 Your momma packed your shit last night, boy, 1473 01:01:56,683 --> 01:01:58,385 this ain't Malaysia Air. I need a good co-pilot. 1474 01:01:58,419 --> 01:01:59,686 - Get in the car. - Listen. I don't... 1475 01:01:59,721 --> 01:02:01,288 - For real? - Yes for real. I don't want you 1476 01:02:01,321 --> 01:02:02,956 sitting here playing on your iPad all day. 1477 01:02:02,990 --> 01:02:05,259 I figured, what would your uncle learn new stuff. 1478 01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:07,227 Can we go to Disney World? 1479 01:02:07,261 --> 01:02:08,495 It's already in the itinerary. 1480 01:02:08,529 --> 01:02:09,496 Get in the fucking the car. 1481 01:02:09,530 --> 01:02:11,465 Jesus is alive. 1482 01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:13,033 In the car. 1483 01:02:13,066 --> 01:02:14,968 Better watch out he talking to my fucking son. 1484 01:02:15,002 --> 01:02:16,270 Get in the car. 1485 01:02:16,303 --> 01:02:17,438 Come on, Justin. 1486 01:02:17,471 --> 01:02:19,440 Put on your seatbelt, boy. 1487 01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:24,478 Get in the fucking car. 1488 01:02:27,681 --> 01:02:29,149 Shit. 1489 01:02:31,618 --> 01:02:33,187 Hey, what y'all doing? 1490 01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:35,322 Isn't that your probation officer? 1491 01:02:46,366 --> 01:02:47,634 Tijuana Jackson, 1492 01:02:47,668 --> 01:02:49,303 he got miles, yeah, that's right. 1493 01:02:49,336 --> 01:02:53,106 Ex-convict turned motivational speaker. 1494 01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:54,541 Yeah. Prison Logic 1495 01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:59,046 ♪ You got to stop, getting complimentary start ♪ 1496 01:02:59,079 --> 01:03:02,717 ♪ Getting ready, yeah, dig up on your confidence ♪ 1497 01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:04,284 This from my own mixtape, 1498 01:03:04,318 --> 01:03:06,220 my new mixtape about to rape the game, 1499 01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:07,387 fam style, heard me? 1500 01:03:07,421 --> 01:03:09,724 Ain't nobody stopping when it's time 1501 01:03:09,757 --> 01:03:11,391 to take your lane. 1502 01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:13,160 ♪ Take your lane ♪ 1503 01:03:13,193 --> 01:03:14,796 ♪ Take your lane ♪ 1504 01:03:14,829 --> 01:03:16,597 ♪ Take your lane ♪ 1505 01:03:16,630 --> 01:03:18,398 ♪ Take your lane ♪ 1506 01:03:18,432 --> 01:03:20,267 ♪ Take your lane ♪ 1507 01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:22,035 ♪ Take your lane ♪ 1508 01:03:22,069 --> 01:03:24,304 ♪ Take your lane ♪ 1509 01:03:31,612 --> 01:03:33,213 Somebody stole my Alpine stereo 1510 01:03:33,247 --> 01:03:34,515 back in the day. 1511 01:03:34,548 --> 01:03:36,784 Is that why you don't hear nothing? 1512 01:03:46,393 --> 01:03:48,295 Are you enjoying yourself? 1513 01:03:48,328 --> 01:03:51,365 Yeah, but I can't wait to get to Disney World. 1514 01:03:51,398 --> 01:03:52,366 Well, it's coming. 1515 01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:54,101 Y'all get it all on film. 1516 01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:55,536 I just wanna show some bonding moments 1517 01:03:55,569 --> 01:03:57,471 with my nephew. 1518 01:03:57,504 --> 01:04:00,440 Y'all, y'all, come get a close up of this. 1519 01:04:00,474 --> 01:04:01,809 Y'all wanna see some gators? 1520 01:04:01,843 --> 01:04:03,577 Throw that rock in there, Lil Eric. 1521 01:04:03,610 --> 01:04:05,345 They didn't swarm this out because they ain't 1522 01:04:05,379 --> 01:04:07,147 - throwing it off far enough. - Son, that's an example... 1523 01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:09,216 - Throw it. Yeah, like that, flick your fist, boy. 1524 01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:10,450 Put your hands down like... 1525 01:04:10,484 --> 01:04:12,319 there you go, there you go. So what now? 1526 01:04:12,352 --> 01:04:14,187 Hey, you seemed you're taking a picture 1527 01:04:14,221 --> 01:04:16,156 - while you're smiling. - I'm not smiling. 1528 01:04:21,461 --> 01:04:22,629 Come on, boy. 1529 01:04:22,663 --> 01:04:26,099 I'm not getting in that water. 1530 01:04:26,133 --> 01:04:27,267 You better come on. 1531 01:04:36,510 --> 01:04:37,678 - Oh, that's a gator. - What? 1532 01:04:37,712 --> 01:04:39,346 That's a... 1533 01:04:39,379 --> 01:04:40,414 ain't no gator, boy. 1534 01:04:40,447 --> 01:04:42,282 I'm just playing with you. 1535 01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:48,723 You're driving. 1536 01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:54,862 You can drive if you want to. 1537 01:05:33,367 --> 01:05:34,568 Why can't we go inside? 1538 01:05:34,601 --> 01:05:36,470 Watch your tone with me, boy. 1539 01:05:36,503 --> 01:05:38,505 I thought you said it was in the itinerary. 1540 01:05:38,538 --> 01:05:39,774 I said it was in the itinerary. 1541 01:05:39,807 --> 01:05:41,341 I didn't say it was in the budget. Now, 1542 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,676 look, look here. We ain't got 1543 01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:43,945 that Disney World money right now, 1544 01:05:43,978 --> 01:05:45,612 but when this Toastmaster thing pop off, 1545 01:05:45,646 --> 01:05:46,881 I might buy your own Disney World. 1546 01:05:46,914 --> 01:05:48,783 Matter fact, you know what I might do, 1547 01:05:48,816 --> 01:05:50,785 is I might buy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, 1548 01:05:50,818 --> 01:05:52,352 and open that up to black folks. 1549 01:05:52,386 --> 01:05:53,721 Do you wanna go back to the street sign 1550 01:05:53,755 --> 01:05:54,956 and get a picture under that? 1551 01:05:54,989 --> 01:05:56,791 You can show your friends? 1552 01:06:05,265 --> 01:06:06,633 Wise man speaks 1553 01:06:06,667 --> 01:06:08,201 because he has something to say. 1554 01:06:08,235 --> 01:06:10,203 And nigga talk because he always got to say so. 1555 01:06:10,237 --> 01:06:11,773 Momma said this is for you. 1556 01:06:11,806 --> 01:06:12,740 What's this? 1557 01:06:12,774 --> 01:06:14,474 I don't know. 1558 01:06:15,575 --> 01:06:18,713 Nigga, this the release form. 1559 01:06:18,746 --> 01:06:20,280 This the release form. She signed it. 1560 01:06:20,313 --> 01:06:21,615 We're making a movie, nigga. 1561 01:06:21,648 --> 01:06:23,350 We're going platinum, nigga. 1562 01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:24,618 You better be famous, boy. 1563 01:06:24,651 --> 01:06:27,254 Y'all see that? She signed it. 1564 01:06:27,989 --> 01:06:29,656 I told you what I told you. 1565 01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:32,592 I told y'all that I was gonna get her to sign. 1566 01:06:32,626 --> 01:06:34,594 She know what's good for. 1567 01:06:34,628 --> 01:06:36,964 Toastmasters auditions. 1568 01:06:36,998 --> 01:06:39,433 This is that moment of truth. 1569 01:06:41,803 --> 01:06:43,503 I'mma let you carry my briefcase. 1570 01:06:43,537 --> 01:06:44,806 No. 1571 01:06:50,544 --> 01:06:52,814 My collar straight, everything cool? 1572 01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:55,850 It's good. 1573 01:06:55,883 --> 01:06:57,919 Let's go change some lives. 1574 01:07:00,822 --> 01:07:03,490 Nigga look familiar as fuck. 1575 01:07:07,527 --> 01:07:09,362 That nigga looks familiar. 1576 01:07:09,396 --> 01:07:10,765 How you doing, man? 1577 01:07:10,798 --> 01:07:12,499 Tijuana Jackson, life coach, motivational speaker. 1578 01:07:12,532 --> 01:07:13,768 I'm here for the Toastmasters. 1579 01:07:13,801 --> 01:07:15,402 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man, no minors, 1580 01:07:15,435 --> 01:07:18,538 no smoking, and, uh, you know, no cameras. 1581 01:07:18,572 --> 01:07:20,775 Oh, no, like, they... this is like a little student film, man, 1582 01:07:20,808 --> 01:07:22,744 they just... they, they filming my body, the glory. 1583 01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:24,812 Well, yeah, they can... they can film whatever they want, man, 1584 01:07:24,846 --> 01:07:26,047 as long as it's not inside, you know. 1585 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,348 Oh, well, shit. 1586 01:07:28,381 --> 01:07:30,650 Well, Lil Eric, you gonna stay in the car, okay? 1587 01:07:30,684 --> 01:07:32,285 You can't be serious? 1588 01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:33,855 No, not me, it's him. He's saying no minors. 1589 01:07:33,888 --> 01:07:35,056 Yeah, sorry little, bro. 1590 01:07:35,089 --> 01:07:37,859 What is this, a Miley Cyrus concert? 1591 01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:41,062 And y'all gonna have to stay outside. 1592 01:07:41,095 --> 01:07:43,396 You got to... you got to sit in the car, Lil Eric. 1593 01:07:43,430 --> 01:07:44,766 No. 1594 01:07:44,799 --> 01:07:47,667 Hey, Eric, do you want to film some stuff out here? 1595 01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:48,668 Here. 1596 01:07:48,703 --> 01:07:49,871 Take this. 1597 01:07:49,904 --> 01:07:53,373 Look, this is on and off, record. 1598 01:07:53,406 --> 01:07:55,743 Hey, look, I left the key in the car, 1599 01:07:55,777 --> 01:07:57,044 you can listen to the radio. 1600 01:07:57,078 --> 01:07:58,512 Heads up. 1601 01:08:02,049 --> 01:08:03,550 Definitely got this. 1602 01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:05,987 Look at all these Rounders. How do you plead? 1603 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,922 No contest, Your Honor. They ain't even in my league. 1604 01:08:07,955 --> 01:08:09,556 What these niggas don't understand is 1605 01:08:09,589 --> 01:08:11,691 when it's gang time, they're playing stops. 1606 01:08:11,726 --> 01:08:12,827 No class. 1607 01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:14,461 - Now, yo, yo, yo. - No class. 1608 01:08:14,494 --> 01:08:16,429 Fuck you nigga, I was already up here. 1609 01:08:16,463 --> 01:08:17,799 I just went back to get something in my car. 1610 01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:19,000 All right. All right. Easy, easy. 1611 01:08:19,033 --> 01:08:21,736 Fuck you ass. 1612 01:08:23,570 --> 01:08:25,072 That's what I do with my mixtape, 1613 01:08:25,106 --> 01:08:27,742 Affirmation Music Volume 1. 1614 01:08:29,442 --> 01:08:30,745 It's a drop, nigga. 1615 01:08:30,778 --> 01:08:32,079 - Oh, shit. - What the fuck? Wait. Wait. 1616 01:08:32,113 --> 01:08:33,915 - It's a drop. - Amiga. 1617 01:08:33,948 --> 01:08:35,750 Get out. Get out. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1618 01:08:35,783 --> 01:08:36,918 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Wait up. 1619 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,527 Get away from me 1620 01:08:47,561 --> 01:08:49,396 Yo 1621 01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,498 Get down the get down. 1622 01:08:54,534 --> 01:08:56,737 Ow, what is your problem? 1623 01:08:56,771 --> 01:08:59,639 Fucking crazy. Are you serious right now? 1624 01:08:59,673 --> 01:09:02,143 And you, yeah, you. 1625 01:09:02,176 --> 01:09:04,444 Come here, man. I see... no, I see you, man. 1626 01:09:04,477 --> 01:09:06,013 Come here. Hey, hey. 1627 01:09:06,047 --> 01:09:07,782 Yo, I need you to stop filming me right now. 1628 01:09:07,815 --> 01:09:09,482 You said we can film whatever we wanted 1629 01:09:09,516 --> 01:09:10,952 as long as not inside the fucking building. 1630 01:09:10,985 --> 01:09:14,554 I know. I know I'm saying you can. 1631 01:09:14,588 --> 01:09:16,057 Hey, Rachel. Rachel. 1632 01:09:16,090 --> 01:09:17,992 We're back to do what we told now, huh? 1633 01:09:18,025 --> 01:09:19,659 You're gonna let that bitch clown nigga 1634 01:09:19,693 --> 01:09:21,162 - intimidate you and to be like... - Shut up. 1635 01:09:21,195 --> 01:09:23,064 - Hey, Maricon. - I thought filming 1636 01:09:23,097 --> 01:09:26,000 police officers in Florida is in accordance with Florida law, 1637 01:09:26,033 --> 01:09:28,135 as long as I don't interfere with the investigation 1638 01:09:28,169 --> 01:09:30,872 and maintain a safe distance. 1639 01:09:30,905 --> 01:09:32,572 I can think of about maybe two things 1640 01:09:32,606 --> 01:09:35,009 that you guys have in common. 1641 01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:37,611 Does anybody wanna guess what they are? 1642 01:09:37,644 --> 01:09:38,846 Go ahead. You know what? 1643 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:42,183 Raise your hand if you still think 1644 01:09:42,216 --> 01:09:44,584 you're part of a Toastmasters reality program. 1645 01:09:44,618 --> 01:09:46,553 Go ahead, raise your hand. 1646 01:09:46,586 --> 01:09:48,555 Oh, my God. These are... 1647 01:09:48,588 --> 01:09:51,524 these are brilliant human beings right here. 1648 01:09:51,558 --> 01:09:54,594 I got some bad news for you, guys. 1649 01:09:54,628 --> 01:09:57,597 You all have outstanding warrants 1650 01:09:57,631 --> 01:09:59,566 right here in Orlando County. 1651 01:10:01,969 --> 01:10:04,972 So if you guys wanna pay off your debts today, 1652 01:10:05,006 --> 01:10:08,508 hey, you guys are gonna walk away with no problem, 1653 01:10:08,541 --> 01:10:11,444 but the rest of you guys are going for a little joyride 1654 01:10:18,585 --> 01:10:21,488 Appreciate y'all paying off my warrant. 1655 01:10:21,521 --> 01:10:25,026 I'mma pay y'all back as soon as I get my company up and running. 1656 01:10:27,762 --> 01:10:29,997 Where the fuck is my car? 1657 01:10:31,665 --> 01:10:34,068 Where the fuck did I park my car? 1658 01:10:38,873 --> 01:10:40,674 Hey, Lil Eric. 1659 01:10:43,643 --> 01:10:45,980 What the fuck happened to my car? 1660 01:10:55,689 --> 01:10:58,993 Hey, man, y'all see a little 14-year-old kid 1661 01:10:59,026 --> 01:11:03,030 about this big? 1662 01:11:03,064 --> 01:11:04,564 Not this time. 1663 01:11:04,597 --> 01:11:06,701 Have a nice day though. 1664 01:11:18,879 --> 01:11:20,781 Lil Eric. 1665 01:11:26,153 --> 01:11:28,022 Lil Eric. 1666 01:11:30,291 --> 01:11:32,827 It's okay, Lil Eric, where you at? 1667 01:11:42,103 --> 01:11:43,804 Fuck. 1668 01:11:45,806 --> 01:11:46,807 Let me see your phone. 1669 01:11:46,841 --> 01:11:48,575 No. 1670 01:11:49,276 --> 01:11:51,746 Then stop filming me. 1671 01:11:51,779 --> 01:11:53,914 Stop filming me. 1672 01:12:25,346 --> 01:12:28,149 Mr. Jackson, 1673 01:12:28,182 --> 01:12:29,750 we found Lil Eric. 1674 01:12:29,784 --> 01:12:31,752 He's at the precinct. 1675 01:12:31,786 --> 01:12:33,854 He's fine. 1676 01:12:35,688 --> 01:12:37,590 What precinct? 1677 01:12:39,927 --> 01:12:42,595 This point got no damn sense. 1678 01:12:43,964 --> 01:12:45,698 Look, I'm outside of my jurisdiction, 1679 01:12:45,733 --> 01:12:46,934 so if I go up in that motherfucker, 1680 01:12:46,967 --> 01:12:48,668 I might not come out. Okay? 1681 01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:50,905 So, one of y'all got to go in there and get him. 1682 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,222 There is a time and place, homie. 1683 01:13:08,255 --> 01:13:09,656 There's a time and a fucking place. 1684 01:13:09,689 --> 01:13:11,125 Did you find him? 1685 01:13:11,158 --> 01:13:13,260 They'll only release him to a legal guardian. 1686 01:13:13,294 --> 01:13:15,662 Shit. What if I'm ain't that? 1687 01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:18,065 So, I just sneak in to Disney World. 1688 01:13:18,099 --> 01:13:19,800 What the fuck you do with my car? 1689 01:13:19,834 --> 01:13:22,635 I don't know. Do I look like Minnie Mouse? 1690 01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:24,171 Now we call Sharea, she gonna blow this shit 1691 01:13:24,205 --> 01:13:25,906 way out of proportion, I'm telling y'all now. 1692 01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:28,742 Well, yeah, we lost the child. 1693 01:13:31,178 --> 01:13:34,882 Wouldn't want you to die from second-hand smoke. 1694 01:13:34,915 --> 01:13:37,218 Be free. 1695 01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:42,923 So, did you call his mom yet? 1696 01:13:42,957 --> 01:13:44,191 We don't need to call them. 1697 01:13:44,225 --> 01:13:47,228 - Why not? - Because... 1698 01:13:47,261 --> 01:13:50,264 she gonna take that shit to another level. 1699 01:13:52,933 --> 01:13:55,035 And she gonna overreact, 1700 01:13:55,069 --> 01:13:56,669 and then, she gonna get my momma blood pressure, 1701 01:13:56,704 --> 01:13:59,940 man, you gonna fucking piss me off. 1702 01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:02,409 So, who you calling? 1703 01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:07,414 Come here. 1704 01:14:07,448 --> 01:14:09,316 Hey, come here. 1705 01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:11,185 No, it's Rachel, 1706 01:14:11,218 --> 01:14:13,354 the girl with the camera. 1707 01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:15,189 I'm Asian. 1708 01:14:15,222 --> 01:14:18,192 Mr. Jackson wanted me to let Sharea know, 1709 01:14:18,225 --> 01:14:21,228 Lil Eric is perfectly fine. 1710 01:14:21,262 --> 01:14:22,830 He is in jail, 1711 01:14:22,863 --> 01:14:25,799 but he wasn't arrested. 1712 01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:27,034 That nerd try to 1713 01:14:27,067 --> 01:14:28,402 question my damn parenting skills, 1714 01:14:28,435 --> 01:14:30,704 dud, you gonna take my kid for one day and leave 1715 01:14:30,738 --> 01:14:32,273 and sit in the car like he's some kind of animal. 1716 01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,874 I think his demon is trying 1717 01:14:33,908 --> 01:14:35,142 to separate us with you, girl. 1718 01:14:35,176 --> 01:14:36,877 It ain't no damn demons, momma, 1719 01:14:36,911 --> 01:14:39,947 we should stop saying that shit. It ain't nobody but Junior. 1720 01:14:39,980 --> 01:14:41,148 And you don't wanna see it that way. 1721 01:14:41,182 --> 01:14:42,783 You wanna live in the make believes. 1722 01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:44,285 I'mma just gonna sip my tea. 1723 01:14:44,318 --> 01:14:46,420 If you're looking for a demon, his ass right there. 1724 01:14:46,453 --> 01:14:49,890 Jesus, you finish Sharea? 1725 01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:52,459 Don't call me by my government name, nigga. 1726 01:14:52,493 --> 01:14:54,094 Are you done? 1727 01:14:54,128 --> 01:14:55,930 Are you done? 1728 01:14:55,963 --> 01:14:56,964 - No. - Are you done? 1729 01:14:56,997 --> 01:15:00,234 Jesus. 1730 01:15:00,267 --> 01:15:02,336 - Check stub please. - Cheryl... 1731 01:15:02,369 --> 01:15:04,305 - Proof of employment, please. - No, I got... Cheryl, I got... 1732 01:15:04,338 --> 01:15:06,173 - Check stubs. - I got them, Cheryl. 1733 01:15:06,207 --> 01:15:07,741 I got them, but I forgot them. 1734 01:15:07,775 --> 01:15:09,009 Hmm. I know it's always something with you. 1735 01:15:09,043 --> 01:15:10,444 - No. Cheryl... - Are you trying to go back 1736 01:15:10,477 --> 01:15:12,012 - to jail, TJ? - I thought they was in my car. 1737 01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:13,314 But then I realized that I might... 1738 01:15:13,347 --> 01:15:14,882 You know what, TJ? Don't play with me today 1739 01:15:14,915 --> 01:15:17,484 because I'm not in the mood. 1740 01:15:27,394 --> 01:15:29,797 Cheryl. 1741 01:15:31,498 --> 01:15:33,200 Cheryl. 1742 01:15:40,441 --> 01:15:42,009 Cheryl. 1743 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,055 What the fuck you doing up there? 1744 01:15:55,089 --> 01:15:57,091 - TJ? - You fucking with that 1745 01:15:57,124 --> 01:15:58,892 - Freddie Mercury-looking nigga? - Oh, I got your 1746 01:15:58,926 --> 01:16:00,494 - Freddie Mercury right here. - No, thanks, nigga. 1747 01:16:00,527 --> 01:16:02,363 - I don't do porn. - Okay. Let me handle this. 1748 01:16:02,396 --> 01:16:04,198 Hey, you better tell that motherfucker to kick rocks. 1749 01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:05,532 Turn them cameras off. Turn those cameras off. 1750 01:16:05,566 --> 01:16:07,001 Yeah. Yeah. You know why, 1751 01:16:07,034 --> 01:16:08,535 because she don't want the world to know 1752 01:16:08,569 --> 01:16:10,371 that she fucking around with Doug, the Bounty hunter. 1753 01:16:10,404 --> 01:16:11,872 All right. You about 30 seconds 1754 01:16:11,905 --> 01:16:14,441 - from getting choked out, boy. - Boy? 1755 01:16:14,475 --> 01:16:16,076 Nigga, we don't in the inside no more, 1756 01:16:16,110 --> 01:16:17,544 you fucking around and get your manhood breach 1757 01:16:17,578 --> 01:16:19,246 - messing with me. - Hey, listen, wait. 1758 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,115 You better call will.i.am, nigga, 1759 01:16:21,148 --> 01:16:23,150 ain't the DJ, boy. I don't play, heard me? 1760 01:16:23,183 --> 01:16:24,518 TJ! What do you want? 1761 01:16:24,551 --> 01:16:26,086 What do you need, TJ? What do you need? 1762 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:27,521 You wanted... you wanted proof of employment 1763 01:16:27,554 --> 01:16:30,791 - for the last few weeks, right? - Yeah. 1764 01:16:34,295 --> 01:16:36,196 You got this push broom motherfucker 1765 01:16:36,230 --> 01:16:37,598 all off in the crib. 1766 01:16:37,631 --> 01:16:40,167 Motherfucker, all in his drawers and shit. 1767 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,037 TJ. 1768 01:16:43,070 --> 01:16:46,040 You got check stubs? 1769 01:16:46,073 --> 01:16:48,008 Nigga, I'm proud of you. 1770 01:16:48,042 --> 01:16:51,145 I'm proud of you, TJ. 1771 01:16:51,178 --> 01:16:52,946 You can get back to sling blade now. 1772 01:17:03,924 --> 01:17:05,359 Don't tell nobody I was in a fight, 1773 01:17:05,392 --> 01:17:07,528 and don't put that shit in my documentary. 1774 01:17:07,561 --> 01:17:09,229 Why not? 1775 01:17:09,263 --> 01:17:12,166 Because it's a violation to my parole. 1776 01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:14,168 How long it take for me to wake up? 1777 01:17:14,201 --> 01:17:16,937 ♪ They talk about the money I talk about the time ♪ 1778 01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:19,540 ♪ They talk about they needs I talk about what's mine ♪ 1779 01:17:19,573 --> 01:17:22,276 ♪ They sitting on the comb, I'm sitting on the home ♪ 1780 01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:24,978 ♪ They wanna super head, shit, I wanna super dome ♪ 1781 01:17:25,012 --> 01:17:27,481 ♪ I got a bigger vision I'm young Russell Simmons ♪ 1782 01:17:27,514 --> 01:17:30,217 ♪ I'm like a chicken hawk, but I'm fucking pigeon ♪ 1783 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:32,886 ♪ I only share with friends They call it nepotism ♪ 1784 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:36,056 ♪ And then remember all the plan I am messing with ♪ 1785 01:17:36,090 --> 01:17:37,958 - Watchtower. - Yeah. 1786 01:17:37,991 --> 01:17:41,261 What do you think about that? 1787 01:17:41,295 --> 01:17:43,063 Hey, man. Look, nigga, 1788 01:17:43,097 --> 01:17:45,299 if we gonna take this musical empire to that next level, 1789 01:17:45,332 --> 01:17:47,501 don't sugarcoat that nigga, just tell me how you feel. 1790 01:17:47,534 --> 01:17:49,303 You like it or not? 1791 01:17:49,336 --> 01:17:51,338 It was trash, 1792 01:17:51,372 --> 01:17:54,208 - like, hot garbage. - Man, fuck you, nigga, 1793 01:17:54,241 --> 01:17:55,642 that version was cold than a can of pussy, 1794 01:17:55,676 --> 01:17:59,680 eat you that shit, let's do the hood. 1795 01:17:59,714 --> 01:18:01,982 This nigga is just disrespectful, man. 1796 01:18:02,015 --> 01:18:04,118 Just... 1797 01:18:08,255 --> 01:18:10,524 Hey. Where the fuck is TJ? 1798 01:18:10,557 --> 01:18:12,059 Fuck. 1799 01:18:12,092 --> 01:18:15,396 Hey, man, I'm gonna drop for real, 1800 01:18:15,429 --> 01:18:17,097 this shit cold, watch out, nigga. 1801 01:18:17,131 --> 01:18:18,432 Watchtower. 1802 01:18:18,465 --> 01:18:21,135 Punch it, nigga, and after the refrain. 1803 01:18:23,036 --> 01:18:24,671 Watchtower. 1804 01:18:27,274 --> 01:18:30,210 Nigga, are you... 1805 01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:31,378 where the fuck he go? 1806 01:18:31,412 --> 01:18:34,181 Watchtower. 1807 01:18:39,052 --> 01:18:40,487 I'm recording vocals. 1808 01:18:40,521 --> 01:18:42,122 I don't give a fuck. 1809 01:18:42,156 --> 01:18:43,290 I don't care if you're recording 1810 01:18:43,323 --> 01:18:44,992 the national motherfucker anthem, 1811 01:18:45,025 --> 01:18:47,127 get the fuck out here, TJ. 1812 01:18:47,161 --> 01:18:49,530 You your fucking lot. 1813 01:18:51,598 --> 01:18:53,967 My brother is one of the first niggas from Hollywood, Florida, 1814 01:18:54,001 --> 01:18:56,236 he got arrested on tops 1815 01:18:56,270 --> 01:18:58,572 and cheaters, 1816 01:18:58,605 --> 01:19:00,607 punch a girl on the face. 1817 01:19:02,342 --> 01:19:04,445 Ever since then, I've been camera shy. 1818 01:19:04,478 --> 01:19:07,448 You broke my Rolex, this should cost me $50. 1819 01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:08,515 What is these, TJ? 1820 01:19:08,549 --> 01:19:10,117 I told you. They check stub. 1821 01:19:10,150 --> 01:19:11,251 They counterfeit stubs. 1822 01:19:11,285 --> 01:19:12,653 I don't know nothing about that. 1823 01:19:12,686 --> 01:19:14,521 Yes, you do, and why would you walk off your job? 1824 01:19:14,555 --> 01:19:16,323 You was doing so good, and you left? 1825 01:19:16,356 --> 01:19:17,759 Get my cigarettes, it's on my pocket, for me. 1826 01:19:17,792 --> 01:19:20,093 I ain't getting shit. 1827 01:19:20,127 --> 01:19:22,229 Hey, get off with that cock. 1828 01:19:22,262 --> 01:19:24,732 Hey, take the... you know, move that cock. 1829 01:19:24,766 --> 01:19:26,266 Y'all get his cock on camera? 1830 01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:29,269 You about to get a lot of cock where you going. 1831 01:19:30,471 --> 01:19:32,740 Y'all get his cock? 1832 01:19:34,608 --> 01:19:36,343 All right. 1833 01:19:36,376 --> 01:19:40,347 One second, but this the last one. 1834 01:19:40,380 --> 01:19:42,049 All right. Look, uh... 1835 01:19:42,082 --> 01:19:43,785 you know, TJ is... he's a gifted man. 1836 01:19:43,818 --> 01:19:46,453 That's, you know, that's, that's real, 1837 01:19:46,487 --> 01:19:48,689 but you got to watch him. 1838 01:19:48,723 --> 01:19:50,357 You got to watch him because you don't know 1839 01:19:50,390 --> 01:19:51,592 what you're gonna get with TJ. 1840 01:19:51,625 --> 01:19:53,494 You don't know if you gonna get... 1841 01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:56,363 if you gonna get sunshine, or if you gonna get moonshine. 1842 01:19:56,396 --> 01:20:00,100 And the terms of TJ's parole, 1843 01:20:00,133 --> 01:20:02,804 honestly, for me... for me, 1844 01:20:02,837 --> 01:20:05,606 they're pretty reasonable, honestly. 1845 01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:08,242 And every day, 1846 01:20:08,275 --> 01:20:09,744 I ask him, I say the same shit. 1847 01:20:09,777 --> 01:20:13,748 I say, uh, "TJ, you know, you go to counseling." 1848 01:20:13,781 --> 01:20:15,182 You know what I get? Legs up. 1849 01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:17,150 Then I say, "Okay. 1850 01:20:17,184 --> 01:20:19,721 What about... what, about community service? 1851 01:20:19,754 --> 01:20:22,356 Did you go to community service? Did you do it?" 1852 01:20:22,389 --> 01:20:24,291 "Oh, I'm a soul train." 1853 01:20:24,324 --> 01:20:26,393 "What about work?" 1854 01:20:26,426 --> 01:20:29,062 "Yo, am." 1855 01:20:30,765 --> 01:20:33,267 This nigga. 1856 01:20:34,836 --> 01:20:38,438 Really, the truth is you just... you can't help a man 1857 01:20:38,472 --> 01:20:40,240 that refused to help himself. 1858 01:20:40,274 --> 01:20:42,576 And that's what I got to know. 1859 01:20:42,609 --> 01:20:46,246 You know, that's... 1860 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:48,649 that's it. So, all right. 1861 01:20:52,152 --> 01:20:53,620 And you know the worst part is that 1862 01:20:53,654 --> 01:20:57,124 I actually believed you. I believed your down shit. 1863 01:20:57,157 --> 01:20:58,826 Do you ever think about getting back into music though? 1864 01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:00,862 - TJ, do you hear me? - Have a nigga pump his mixtape? 1865 01:21:00,895 --> 01:21:03,430 Counterfeit is a serious offense. This is real. 1866 01:21:03,463 --> 01:21:05,532 Affirmation music Volume 1. 1867 01:21:05,566 --> 01:21:07,200 Hey, you know what, hey, he came back. 1868 01:21:07,234 --> 01:21:08,535 You know what his cock. 1869 01:21:08,569 --> 01:21:10,404 Hey, homie, let me get you with your cock, homie. 1870 01:21:10,437 --> 01:21:11,538 Hey, hey 1871 01:21:11,572 --> 01:21:13,307 So get your dog off to prison can, 1872 01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:15,175 and this is the things I get from you? 1873 01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:16,443 Okay. Cool. 1874 01:21:16,476 --> 01:21:18,278 - I can't. - You call the cops on a nigga. 1875 01:21:18,312 --> 01:21:19,847 - I ain't doing it no more. - Cheryl, you call the laws 1876 01:21:19,881 --> 01:21:22,649 - on a nigga, though? - Hey, get him. 1877 01:22:09,229 --> 01:22:10,664 Tell me the truth, and I can help you. 1878 01:22:10,697 --> 01:22:12,633 Or you're going back inside. 1879 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:15,302 We have not used since we got out. 1880 01:22:15,335 --> 01:22:17,537 We have two months to give up in life. 1881 01:22:17,571 --> 01:22:18,906 I haven't 1882 01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:20,574 - I don't know what... - Okay. So... 1883 01:22:20,607 --> 01:22:22,209 - All the respect, man. - So you both clean? 1884 01:22:22,242 --> 01:22:23,543 - A hundred percent. - A hundred percent. 1885 01:22:23,577 --> 01:22:24,746 - A hundred percent. - Absolutely. 1886 01:22:24,779 --> 01:22:26,213 I'm on 1887 01:22:26,246 --> 01:22:27,715 Okay. Okay. 1888 01:22:27,749 --> 01:22:29,751 I'm giving you one last chance and tell me the truth, 1889 01:22:29,784 --> 01:22:31,451 or you both taking the piss tests. 1890 01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:33,821 Give me a tiny little meth on the weekends, 1891 01:22:33,855 --> 01:22:35,689 or it's fine. Nothing serious. 1892 01:22:35,723 --> 01:22:37,591 Don't look at him, look at me. 1893 01:22:37,624 --> 01:22:40,594 He's not the one that's gonna book you, I am. 1894 01:22:45,399 --> 01:22:47,267 You ain't talk to him? 1895 01:22:48,703 --> 01:22:51,939 Well, I'm not surprised. 1896 01:22:51,973 --> 01:22:53,507 You know what to do with these? 1897 01:22:53,540 --> 01:22:54,641 Cheryl. 1898 01:22:54,675 --> 01:22:57,979 Do you know what to do with those? 1899 01:22:58,012 --> 01:22:59,212 Okay. 1900 01:23:03,951 --> 01:23:05,552 Goodbye. 1901 01:23:37,384 --> 01:23:38,318 Hey, watch out. 1902 01:23:38,351 --> 01:23:40,021 Oh, shit, he saw us. 1903 01:23:40,054 --> 01:23:41,756 Why didn't you tell me you were out? 1904 01:23:41,789 --> 01:23:43,490 I think the more distance between you and me, 1905 01:23:43,523 --> 01:23:45,358 - the better off you gonna be. - How did you figure that? 1906 01:23:45,392 --> 01:23:47,729 Watch your tone with me now, boy. 1907 01:23:47,762 --> 01:23:49,396 Why didn't you call? 1908 01:23:50,798 --> 01:23:52,299 - Because Lil Eric... - Because what? 1909 01:23:52,332 --> 01:23:53,735 Because your momma keep making this thing 1910 01:23:53,768 --> 01:23:54,902 like everything was my fault. 1911 01:23:54,936 --> 01:23:56,636 But it was your fault. 1912 01:23:56,670 --> 01:23:57,939 The first night you came home, 1913 01:23:57,972 --> 01:23:59,306 there was no one in the house 1914 01:23:59,339 --> 01:24:00,574 so you had to sleep in the car. 1915 01:24:00,607 --> 01:24:01,743 What did I do? 1916 01:24:01,776 --> 01:24:03,343 I came out to sleep in the car too 1917 01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:04,712 because I didn't want you to be out there 1918 01:24:04,746 --> 01:24:05,913 all by yourself. 1919 01:24:05,947 --> 01:24:07,380 But as soon as we get to the contest, 1920 01:24:07,414 --> 01:24:08,482 what did you do? 1921 01:24:08,515 --> 01:24:09,751 You told me to wait in the car 1922 01:24:09,784 --> 01:24:11,451 all by myself for some stupid 1923 01:24:11,485 --> 01:24:13,587 Toastmaster thing that turned out to be... 1924 01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:15,689 But what you ain't even realizing is that great success 1925 01:24:15,723 --> 01:24:18,391 - requires great sacrifice. I... - Great success? 1926 01:24:18,425 --> 01:24:20,594 If the only one benefitting from it is you, 1927 01:24:20,627 --> 01:24:22,596 how great can it be? 1928 01:24:32,940 --> 01:24:36,010 Oh, whose bike is that? 1929 01:24:39,747 --> 01:24:41,348 Boy. 1930 01:24:41,381 --> 01:24:42,884 You gotta rinse it before you put it up under the bed. 1931 01:24:47,889 --> 01:24:49,322 Put it down. 1932 01:24:49,356 --> 01:24:50,825 Put it down now. 1933 01:25:09,043 --> 01:25:11,611 Oh, why are you so skinny, boy? 1934 01:25:11,645 --> 01:25:13,014 I've been riding my bicycle, Momma. 1935 01:25:13,047 --> 01:25:14,849 Oh. 1936 01:25:30,630 --> 01:25:31,999 I saw this blog and it said that... 1937 01:25:33,134 --> 01:25:34,534 ...this was good for the arthritis. 1938 01:25:35,837 --> 01:25:37,738 - You okay, Momma? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 1939 01:25:37,772 --> 01:25:38,739 - Ooh. - Okay. 1940 01:25:39,907 --> 01:25:42,877 So, what exactly are you interested in? 1941 01:25:42,910 --> 01:25:43,911 Like, what's your passion? 1942 01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:46,479 What do you wanna do? 1943 01:25:46,513 --> 01:25:48,648 I wanna be a public speaker like my uncle. 1944 01:25:48,682 --> 01:25:50,483 Hmm. Okay. 1945 01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:52,519 So, then we need to look at your transcripts, 1946 01:25:52,552 --> 01:25:55,122 let's see what courses that you already took. 1947 01:25:55,156 --> 01:25:57,124 I see you took time to speak, 1948 01:25:57,158 --> 01:25:58,658 and you're in regular English. 1949 01:25:58,692 --> 01:26:00,493 Maybe you should get into English AP 1950 01:26:00,527 --> 01:26:03,030 to kind of learn grammar. 1951 01:26:03,064 --> 01:26:04,531 Legs up. 1952 01:26:04,564 --> 01:26:06,433 - Okay. - Listen. 1953 01:26:06,466 --> 01:26:08,169 If you put a black woman's baby in danger, 1954 01:26:08,202 --> 01:26:11,138 she gonna go from zero to Remy real quick. 1955 01:26:11,172 --> 01:26:13,975 And if I'm being honest, TJ has been more of a father 1956 01:26:14,008 --> 01:26:17,544 to little Eric than my baby daddy ever was. 1957 01:26:17,577 --> 01:26:18,913 Now, he ain't perfect, 1958 01:26:18,946 --> 01:26:21,082 but he's trying. 1959 01:26:21,115 --> 01:26:22,717 Oh. 1960 01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:26,954 Um, I only had two prayers. 1961 01:26:26,988 --> 01:26:29,790 One was to see my family unified 1962 01:26:29,824 --> 01:26:31,424 under the blood of Jesus. 1963 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:32,727 Praise the Lord. 1964 01:26:34,461 --> 01:26:36,496 What's the other one, Momma? 1965 01:26:36,529 --> 01:26:38,799 A big house with a pool 1966 01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:42,970 so that we can live together comfortably. 1967 01:26:43,004 --> 01:26:44,105 But as long as we're together, 1968 01:26:44,138 --> 01:26:45,505 I don't need no pool. 1969 01:26:45,538 --> 01:26:47,174 I do. 1970 01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,642 - Listen now... - Oh, shut up, boy. 1971 01:26:48,675 --> 01:26:50,577 "I do." 1972 01:26:54,547 --> 01:26:57,484 - Here we go. - Ooh. Yes. 1973 01:26:57,517 --> 01:26:59,586 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 1974 01:26:59,619 --> 01:27:01,521 Y'all put down your cameras and come here. 1975 01:27:01,554 --> 01:27:03,090 - Come on. - Is it enough for now? 1976 01:27:03,124 --> 01:27:05,226 Seriously? 1977 01:27:05,259 --> 01:27:07,028 Y'all stop acting up now. 1978 01:27:07,061 --> 01:27:09,030 Yes, ma'am. 1979 01:27:12,532 --> 01:27:16,503 Lord, we ask you to bless this food, 1980 01:27:16,536 --> 01:27:18,806 and we ask you to bless the white people 1981 01:27:18,839 --> 01:27:20,174 at this table. 1982 01:27:20,207 --> 01:27:21,242 Amen. 1983 01:27:21,275 --> 01:27:23,044 - Amen. - All right. 1984 01:27:23,077 --> 01:27:24,644 Y'all, let's eat for real and stop playing, okay? 1985 01:27:24,678 --> 01:27:26,080 What's wrong with the forks, 1986 01:27:26,113 --> 01:27:27,982 why I gotta stick me up... oh, Lord, Jesus. 1987 01:27:28,015 --> 01:27:29,649 Let me tell y'all something, man. 1988 01:27:29,683 --> 01:27:31,018 One thing my nephew I would like to call it 1989 01:27:31,052 --> 01:27:32,987 my little guru made me realize is 1990 01:27:33,020 --> 01:27:34,722 the whole point of being a life coach 1991 01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:36,157 is to help others, you know? 1992 01:27:36,190 --> 01:27:38,993 Mainly my family and my community, 1993 01:27:39,026 --> 01:27:40,962 heard me. 1994 01:27:40,995 --> 01:27:45,266 and there's a lot of people out there winning the rat race. 1995 01:27:45,299 --> 01:27:47,034 Then what's a million dollars to a slave 1996 01:27:47,068 --> 01:27:49,602 if he can't buy his own freedom, you heard? 1997 01:27:49,636 --> 01:27:52,539 She own the tall white boy 1998 01:27:52,572 --> 01:27:54,008 with the big carwash mustache. 1999 01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:55,810 He's already been asked to resign. 2000 01:27:55,843 --> 01:27:57,111 What up, Levaughn? 2001 01:27:57,144 --> 01:27:58,245 Levaughn? 2002 01:27:58,279 --> 01:28:01,681 What up, nigga? 2003 01:28:01,716 --> 01:28:02,984 Yes, ma'am. 2004 01:28:03,017 --> 01:28:06,787 Boy, what happenin', 2005 01:28:06,821 --> 01:28:09,256 I here because I care about y'all. 2006 01:28:09,290 --> 01:28:11,826 Tune, as far as I'm concerned, 2007 01:28:11,859 --> 01:28:14,594 someone fucked up on their life already. 2008 01:28:14,627 --> 01:28:16,130 But me, for me, 2009 01:28:16,163 --> 01:28:18,265 I was a master fuck-up-ist. 2010 01:28:18,299 --> 01:28:19,566 And this man changed my life. 2011 01:28:19,599 --> 01:28:21,168 So that it could change yours. 2012 01:28:21,202 --> 01:28:23,536 It's just a matter of listenin' and paying attention, you know. 2013 01:28:23,570 --> 01:28:24,939 a matter of paying attention. 2014 01:28:24,972 --> 01:28:27,607 I'm... yo, fucking pay attention, now man, 2015 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,710 because every time so, but yo, 2016 01:28:29,744 --> 01:28:31,979 I want to bring my brethren right now, 2017 01:28:32,013 --> 01:28:33,014 no other than 2018 01:28:33,047 --> 01:28:34,982 Tijuana Jackson. 2019 01:28:35,016 --> 01:28:37,084 Yeah. Give it up for my homie, Upgrade. 2020 01:28:37,118 --> 01:28:38,152 You know what I'm saying. 2021 01:28:38,185 --> 01:28:39,787 That's Toucan fam right there. 2022 01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:43,224 It's Toucan fam, real nigga shit, heard me. 2023 01:28:43,257 --> 01:28:45,760 I didn't get it. 2024 01:28:45,793 --> 01:28:47,328 Took getting cursed out by my nephew, 2025 01:28:47,361 --> 01:28:50,197 I call him my guru, Lil Eric, 2026 01:28:50,231 --> 01:28:51,732 to realize that my success would come 2027 01:28:51,766 --> 01:28:53,701 from being selfless, 2028 01:28:53,734 --> 01:28:55,036 not selfish. 2029 01:28:55,069 --> 01:28:57,138 Uh-hmm. 2030 01:28:57,171 --> 01:28:59,040 Because when you got a sense of purpose, 2031 01:28:59,073 --> 01:29:02,109 you gotta service more than just you. 2032 01:29:03,676 --> 01:29:05,713 Oh, y'all didn't think I would get that deep, huh? 2033 01:29:05,746 --> 01:29:07,181 Well, hold on, niggas, 2034 01:29:07,214 --> 01:29:09,682 because I'm deep like giraffe pussy. 2035 01:29:09,717 --> 01:29:11,285 And what if I told you 2036 01:29:11,318 --> 01:29:15,122 that every nigga in here got a purpose? 2037 01:29:15,156 --> 01:29:19,794 And that purpose stems from one moment in your damn life? 2038 01:29:19,827 --> 01:29:22,863 I'm in my one moment like the shit happened yesterday. 2039 01:29:22,897 --> 01:29:25,665 - Uh-hmm. - Yeah. 2040 01:29:25,698 --> 01:29:27,268 When I was 13 years old, 2041 01:29:27,301 --> 01:29:30,004 my uncle tried to put his finger 2042 01:29:30,037 --> 01:29:31,739 in my asshole while I was asleep, 2043 01:29:31,772 --> 01:29:34,275 but I caught him. 2044 01:29:34,308 --> 01:29:35,810 Took about seven hours of surgery 2045 01:29:35,843 --> 01:29:37,677 to get my foot out of his fucking larynx, 2046 01:29:37,711 --> 01:29:40,613 fucked that nigga voice box up good. 2047 01:29:41,849 --> 01:29:45,386 To this day when he talks, he sound like... 2048 01:29:45,419 --> 01:29:47,822 uh, what's the name of the, uh... 2049 01:29:47,855 --> 01:29:49,190 What? 2050 01:29:49,223 --> 01:29:50,958 What's the name of the big old buff nigga 2051 01:29:50,991 --> 01:29:53,327 with the raspy voice who used to win all the Grammys? 2052 01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:55,996 Uh, Big strong nigga used to work out back in the 90s? 2053 01:29:56,030 --> 01:29:58,065 Had all the hit... Macy Gray, 2054 01:29:58,099 --> 01:29:59,133 he sound like that nigga. 2055 01:29:59,166 --> 01:30:00,334 Quiet! 2056 01:30:00,367 --> 01:30:01,735 Y'all go ahead and laugh, 2057 01:30:01,769 --> 01:30:02,903 but that's why I brought up my uncle 2058 01:30:02,937 --> 01:30:04,738 and his big-ass fingers. 2059 01:30:04,772 --> 01:30:08,675 Your pain should be the pathway to your purpose. 2060 01:30:08,709 --> 01:30:11,278 So when y'all get up out these blocks, 2061 01:30:11,312 --> 01:30:13,047 don't seek success. 2062 01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:14,815 Seek purpose, 2063 01:30:14,849 --> 01:30:16,750 and let success find you. 2064 01:30:16,784 --> 01:30:18,919 Because success, 2065 01:30:18,953 --> 01:30:21,088 that's just an illusion. 2066 01:30:21,122 --> 01:30:22,655 Purpose, 2067 01:30:22,689 --> 01:30:24,325 that's the motherfucking conclusion, 2068 01:30:24,358 --> 01:30:25,826 heard me? 2069 01:30:33,901 --> 01:30:36,103 I take it you two are in good terms again? 2070 01:30:36,137 --> 01:30:37,771 Well, uh, we, uh... 2071 01:30:37,805 --> 01:30:39,907 we have... we have an understanding. 2072 01:30:39,940 --> 01:30:41,842 Any plans for the future? 2073 01:30:41,876 --> 01:30:44,345 Well, I mean, for me, you know, 2074 01:30:44,378 --> 01:30:45,980 I just believe that if you gonna be a life coach, 2075 01:30:46,013 --> 01:30:47,414 you gotta be a life coach 24/7 2076 01:30:47,448 --> 01:30:49,783 because life is a full-time job, you know? 2077 01:30:49,817 --> 01:30:51,285 So you don't get no off days on life, 2078 01:30:51,318 --> 01:30:53,220 and once this Prison Logic take off, 2079 01:30:53,254 --> 01:30:54,955 you know, phone gonna be ringing like 2080 01:30:54,989 --> 01:30:56,357 the second hand, heard me? 2081 01:30:56,390 --> 01:30:58,325 You know, like the second hand 2082 01:30:58,359 --> 01:30:59,860 because the second hand go around the clock. 2083 01:30:59,894 --> 01:31:01,795 Why you always gotta speak in parables? 2084 01:31:01,829 --> 01:31:03,797 You know, I'mma need travel permits once this shit take off? 2085 01:31:03,831 --> 01:31:04,965 I'll think about it. 2086 01:31:04,999 --> 01:31:06,267 What you mean you gonna think about it? 2087 01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:10,004 Do you need me to speak in parables, too? 2088 01:32:04,925 --> 01:32:06,493 - Drop me. - I got you. 2089 01:32:06,527 --> 01:32:08,996 Well done. 2090 01:32:09,029 --> 01:32:11,131 I should have you train my staff. 2091 01:32:11,165 --> 01:32:13,067 I do the same thing, but this old nigga in the joint, 2092 01:32:13,100 --> 01:32:14,468 used to have to put him on the toilet 2093 01:32:14,501 --> 01:32:15,970 and put stool out of whenever 2094 01:32:16,003 --> 01:32:19,940 they fed us that nutraloaf. 2095 01:32:19,974 --> 01:32:21,875 I remember TJ saying to me 2096 01:32:21,909 --> 01:32:23,510 excuse me, Mr. Jackson 2097 01:32:23,544 --> 01:32:26,847 saying to me when I was going through my divorce, 2098 01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:30,217 "Sam," and I quote, 2099 01:32:30,251 --> 01:32:32,820 "You too good for that chicken-head skank. 2100 01:32:32,853 --> 01:32:34,555 She be creeping." 2101 01:32:34,588 --> 01:32:36,490 And I knew exactly what he meant. 2102 01:32:36,523 --> 01:32:39,860 May I see your license and registration, please? 2103 01:32:43,864 --> 01:32:45,532 Fuck, he's acting out, 2104 01:32:45,566 --> 01:32:47,968 nigga, look like 2105 01:32:48,002 --> 01:32:50,004 any time you all need me, just call that number. 2106 01:32:50,037 --> 01:32:51,472 Are you guys filming something? 2107 01:32:51,505 --> 01:32:53,240 - Yeah. - Yeah, what's that about? 2108 01:32:53,274 --> 01:32:54,341 About my life. It's about... 2109 01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:56,810 Well, I'm a filmmaker, too. 2110 01:32:56,844 --> 01:32:58,245 It does nothing for a nigga's self-esteem 2111 01:32:58,279 --> 01:32:59,513 when you got a bigger motherfucker 2112 01:32:59,546 --> 01:33:01,248 twice your size and put on the condom. 2113 01:33:01,282 --> 01:33:03,584 You wanna get honest about it. 2114 01:33:04,952 --> 01:33:05,986 You okay, Momma? 2115 01:33:09,590 --> 01:33:11,125 TJ, stop! 2116 01:33:14,428 --> 01:33:15,896 I'm about to hit a funny bone. 2117 01:33:15,929 --> 01:33:18,032 S-U-I-C-I-D-E. 2118 01:33:18,065 --> 01:33:19,400 Suicide. 2119 01:33:19,433 --> 01:33:23,103 Because Sharea is an unhappy individual committed 2120 01:33:23,137 --> 01:33:26,340 to the immediate demise of my endeavors. 2121 01:33:26,373 --> 01:33:28,242 Suicide. 2122 01:33:35,549 --> 01:33:37,985 I need to go out and get the okay. 2123 01:33:38,018 --> 01:33:39,520 I'm gonna get the back leg. 2124 01:33:39,553 --> 01:33:41,388 I'm gonna get the finger pop. 2125 01:33:41,422 --> 01:33:42,456 I'm gonna get the dungarees, 2126 01:33:42,489 --> 01:33:44,425 I want no clean up. 2127 01:33:49,563 --> 01:33:51,031 It shouldn't take this long 2128 01:33:51,065 --> 01:33:53,634 to hand out some flyers. 2129 01:35:49,149 --> 01:35:50,752 Well, at one point, did you say to yourself, 2130 01:35:50,785 --> 01:35:52,453 "We have a hit documentary on our hands"? 2131 01:35:52,486 --> 01:35:53,454 At no point. 2132 01:35:53,487 --> 01:35:55,322 Oh, I thought right away. 2133 01:35:55,355 --> 01:35:56,657 Well, it started out as a class assignment, 2134 01:35:56,690 --> 01:35:58,492 just a 10-minute short, but... 2135 01:35:58,525 --> 01:36:00,594 Yeah. But then Tijuana inspired us to make it like a... 2136 01:36:00,627 --> 01:36:02,362 like a whole documentary. 2137 01:36:02,396 --> 01:36:03,564 How did you do that? 2138 01:36:03,597 --> 01:36:05,165 Well, he made us see that whether 2139 01:36:05,199 --> 01:36:06,533 it's a class assignment, 2140 01:36:06,567 --> 01:36:09,036 family engagement, community service, 2141 01:36:09,069 --> 01:36:10,504 what's most often asked of us 2142 01:36:10,537 --> 01:36:12,573 is the bare minimum. It's up to us to do more. 2143 01:36:12,606 --> 01:36:13,741 Hey, you always gotta give credit 2144 01:36:13,775 --> 01:36:16,276 - to the white folks. - I'm not white. 2145 01:36:16,310 --> 01:36:17,678 And you were in prison when we filmed this. 2146 01:36:17,712 --> 01:36:19,613 Yeah. They only wanna interview you. 2147 01:36:19,646 --> 01:36:20,614 Man, just drink your juice. 2148 01:36:20,647 --> 01:36:21,615 That's okay, though. 2149 01:36:21,648 --> 01:36:22,649 Who got the book deal 2150 01:36:22,683 --> 01:36:23,751 and the merchandising deal? 2151 01:36:23,785 --> 01:36:25,285 - Matter of fact... - Oh... 2152 01:36:25,319 --> 01:36:26,687 ...mixtape out too, cop that. 2153 01:36:26,721 --> 01:36:28,388 Why are you being a little dramatic? 2154 01:36:28,422 --> 01:36:30,157 Don't you... uh-uh, don't you lit that up down here. 2155 01:36:30,190 --> 01:36:31,592 - That's okay, momma. - They really want it. 2156 01:36:31,625 --> 01:36:33,026 Y'all do the pretty tiddy-diddy, 2157 01:36:33,060 --> 01:36:34,461 I won't get the keys to the city now. 2158 01:36:34,495 --> 01:36:35,629 - Why y'all over this? - But it was good, right? 2159 01:36:35,662 --> 01:36:36,764 You're too close. Get in the back. 2160 01:36:36,798 --> 01:36:37,431 momma.