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What's going on?
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Guess what huge star is
getting on board our boat.
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Ferran Adria, the
head chef at El Bulli?
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No. Guess again.
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Takeru Kobayashi, five-time
world champion hot-dog eater?
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Wow, you guys
are lousy guessers.
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It's Hannah Montana.
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She's taking our boat on
the teen cruise to Hawaii.
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I wanted to see her perform
in Honolulu, but it's sold out.
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Well, it just so happens
I know Hannah Montana.
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She once stayed at the Tipton. She
even ate cake off my brother's shirt.
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Does he still have the shirt?
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Does he still have the cake?
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Cody, if you get me
tickets, I'll love you forever.
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Forever?
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That's a long time.
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- Consider it done.
- Get back!
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International superstar
coming through.
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Who is it? Who is it?
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Right.
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Ms. Montana, it is my
pleasure to welcome you...
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- I said get back!
- Oh my word! Don't touch me!
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Kirby!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Moseby.
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You're so little, I mistook
you for one of those teens.
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I was just protecting Hannah.
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Protect me!
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- Where's Cody?
- Down here.
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- Did you see Hannah?
- No.
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I'd like to see a chiropractor.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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♪ Oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪
♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪
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♪ come along with me
and let's head out to see ♪
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♪ what this world has
for you and for me now ♪
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♪ whichever way the wind blows ♪
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♪ we say... ♪
♪ hey-ho, let's go! ♪
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♪ Oh ay oh ♪
♪ this boat's rocking ♪
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♪ oh ay oh ♪
♪ ain't no stopping us now ♪
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♪ because we're
living the Suite Life ♪
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♪ oh ay oh ♪
♪ this boat's rocking ♪
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♪ oh ay oh ♪
♪ rocking the whole world round ♪
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♪ and we're living
the Suite Life now ♪
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♪ let's go! ♪
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So what do you recommend?
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Me, with whipped cream.
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Thanks, but I'm already nauseous
from the whole boat-rocking thing.
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Zack?
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You think messing with a
man's botanical rinse is funny?
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I think any man who uses
a botanical rinse is funny.
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Sorry.
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Great, now I have to go
wash, rinse and repeat.
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And repeat and repeat.
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I've seen you around. I'm Zack.
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And I'm... being hauled away.
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Did you do that to his hair?
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No, I'm being good, remember?
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Did you finish all your
science homework?
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I said I was being good,
not boring. That's your job.
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And you know what your job is going
to be? "Thank you, enjoy the movie.
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Thank you. Enjoy the movie."
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- Wow!
- Oh!
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Your brother thinks
you're gonna end up
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in a dead-end go-nowhere
minimum-wage job?
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We have so much in common!
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Don't we?
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Oh.
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Wow, that suitcase
sure is roomy!
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Yeah, it is. And check this out.
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Hello!
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That's the same echo I get
from my closet back home!
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It's so big it has its
own congressman.
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Really? Do you want it?
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All it's gonna cost you is
a lunch with a charming
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handsome young man.
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Is he in there too?
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No, I was talking about me.
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Oh, thank you, but I've already
tried one nut from your family tree.
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Oh no! No, believe me,
I'm nothing like my brother.
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He thinks he so cool because he wears
clean clothes and showers every day.
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Heh heh heh.
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And that's why the
cat won't lick you...
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Even when you're
covered in chicken liver.
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No, you can't meet
Hannah Montana!
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She's busy... Writing a song.
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Check that! She's
eating a salad.
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Dang, anything she
does causes a riot.
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You know, when I agreed
to come on this teen cruise,
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I thought it would be fun. I
thought it would be relaxing.
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I just forgot about
all the dang...
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I got it! I got a picture
of Hannah Montana!
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Teens!
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Yeah, what's the
matter with kids today?
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Get back!
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Oww!
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Hi, Kirby. I'm here to
see Hannah Montana.
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You and everybody else
on this boat, but no can do.
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It's my job to keep that southern
belle from getting dinged.
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I'm a close personal
friend of hers.
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That's what they
all say. Prove it...
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Tell me something about
her no one else knows.
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Uh, she loves knock-knock jokes.
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You wanna see? Watch.
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- Knock-knock.
- Who's there?
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Okey-dokey.
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Miss Montana, your friend
Cody is here to see you.
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I don't know a Cody.
Here's a picture.
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Uh, but I don't want a picture.
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I say we take off our wigs and
go out there and hit the wave pool.
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Oh yeah, I'll just come in as
Hannah and leave as Miley.
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That won't give away anything.
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Well, I'm going out there
because nobody cares about Lola.
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They care about Lola!
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Morning, ladies. Ahh, perfect.
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Just what I need
after the stress of
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saving those dolphins
from the tuna nets.
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Just get in. Get
in, get in, get in.
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What are we getting in?
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Trouble, if you don't zip it.
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I'm sick of Justin's attitude
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so I put a little surprise
in the hot tub for him.
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Hold on!
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Alex, that's classic, but
you're not supposed to use...
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Science? I earned this in class.
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Who knew school would
ever come in handy?
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Oh man, Justin's
going to be so mad.
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Look, his face is turning
red, his body's blue,
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stick a few stars on him and we
could fly him off the back of the boat.
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I'm not scared of Justin.
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Oh, my heavens!
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When I find out who did this,
I will feed them to the sharks.
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Except for their head so
they can watch the whole thing.
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Him I'm scared of.
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I know exactly who's
gonna be shark bait.
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- As do I... Zack.
- Alex.
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- Alex? What?
- Zack? What?
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This was Alex. I know my sister.
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Oh, this was Zack.
I know my hooligan.
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- But...
- look, this is getting us nowhere.
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We can either go out
and find who did this
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or we can here and argue
until we're blue in the face.
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Oh...
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Might as well. I'm already
blue in the everywhere else!
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Alex!
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Zack!
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- Hi.
- Oh, Zack!
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Is this your cabin?
Let's check it out.
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Thank you!
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- Wow.
- You like my place, huh?
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Like it? I can't see it.
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Ugh, and that stench is
making my eyes tear up.
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Blink fast. It helps.
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Aha.
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Zack!
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- I'll go get rid of him.
- Okay, you do that. I'm gonna hide...
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Or... tidy things up. Yes.
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Oh, that's disgusting!
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You!
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- I didn't do it.
- Oh, yes, you did!
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I swear I didn't.
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By the way, what
is it that I didn't do?
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You put blue dye in the hot tub.
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Dye... dye?
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No, I've done soap bubbles, pudding,
tea bags, a rubber foot, electric eels,
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but no dye. How could
I have missed dye?
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You didn't! I found this
right outside your door.
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I knew it was you.
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- But, that's not...
- your butt is confined to this cabin.
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You'll have to entertain yourself
with whatever's in this room.
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I think I can make that work.
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Ugh, ugh.
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London, I need you to call
Hannah Montana for me.
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Don't you ever
mention that name!
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She refused to put
the theme song to
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yay, me! Starring London
Tipton on her next album.
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- Why would you expect Hannah to...
- don't test me, boy.
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Look, I told you never
to say Hannah Montana...
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I can't believe I said it.
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This is impossible. Either
I need a softer coconut
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or a harder straw.
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Cody?
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Sorry.
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I couldn't get Bailey tickets.
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I guess I'm just going to
have to tell her the truth.
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Or you can tell her
aliens came down
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and threatened to
disintegrate the earth
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if you didn't give them your
tickets to see Hannah in Hawaii.
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Something tells me that
coconut hit you on the head.
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Okay, I've been trying to decide how
to wear my hair to the Hannah concert.
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I could go with a
funky updo, right right?
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Or half up, half down,
that's kind of cool, right?
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Or... or the whole
funky-rocker-moshpit thing,
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okay? Like this.
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- Yeah?
- Bailey?
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I know I kind of promised you I
could get you those tickets to Hannah...
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I know. Can you believe?
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My guy is getting me
tickets to a sold-out concert.
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"My guy"?
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Yeah, unfortunately there's
been an intergalactic incident...
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Enough about your stupid comics.
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Bailey's trying to decide how she
should wear her hair to the concert,
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which "her guy"
is taking her to.
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I know! I'll wear it down.
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Now I've got to find a great
outfit to go with my hair.
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I'll go check London's trash!
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You were so home-free
with the alien thing!
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Now, what am I supposed to
do, look to the heavens and plead?
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I want Hannah Montana
tickets in Hawaii!
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Want Hannah Montana
tickets to Hawaii?
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Two tickets to Hannah
Montana's concert in Hawaii
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for the winner of our teen
cruise scavenger hunt.
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- Did you hear that?
- Darn right, I did!
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I want a robot that
makes pancakes!
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Okay, well, I'm
gonna clear out, okay?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
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You can't leave me. I'll
be in solitary confinement.
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I'll be forced to dig an escape tunnel
which would wind up sinking the boat.
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You should just confess. You'll
feel so much better afterwards
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and maybe get out of your
room sooner. Like me right now.
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- Okay, bye.
- But I didn't do it!
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I'd never pull
such a lame prank.
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What do you mean "lame"?
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It had amateur
written all over it.
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Are you calling...
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Whoever did this an amateur?
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That's it!
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Lame, amateur... it was Cody!
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I bet he's getting back at
me for my brilliant hair prank.
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Oh yeah, glue in a
brush. Real brilliant.
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But I need proof. A witness.
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Look, I'm gonna go
back to the sky deck
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and see if anybody saw
who did this, all right?
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Maybe I'll go with you. I'm
a really good interrogator.
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Oh, would you...?
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Oh...
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Hello, London.
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I... I brought you a present.
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Dirt?
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With seeds. The baby flowers
will grow just like our love.
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You're odd, but you adore
me and I like that. Have a seat.
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Okay, silver bell,
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toy train, egg timer...
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What idiot puts a swordfish
on a scavenger hunt list?
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Oh, no no!
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Okay, this scavenger
hunt is out of control.
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00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,670
Some kids just tried to take
this yellow barrette out of my hair.
246
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,405
Thank goodness we
already have our tickets
247
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,243
so we don't have to do anything
stupid like this scavenger hunt.
248
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,412
Yeah, phew.
249
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,850
But, you should probably give
us that barrette to keep it safe.
250
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,551
Good idea, thanks.
251
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:42,155
Yeah, and if you have a...
Rutabaga, you should give us that too.
252
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,992
I might have one in my locker.
253
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,861
Then, what are we
standing here for?
254
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,863
We have a waxy
vegetable to protect.
255
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,735
Okay, you snoop
around the hot tub
256
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,682
and I'll go ask your
brother if he saw anything.
257
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:01,207
No! I'll go ask him because
he's my brother and I love him.
258
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,511
Way too... whoa!
259
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,613
You say anything about...
260
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:11,518
My p-r-a-n-k and I
will pound you so hard
261
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,251
that you'll be sneezing
out of your belly button.
262
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,623
That's going to be very
awkward during allergy season.
263
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,795
Does this have anything to do
with whatever she was spelling?
264
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,396
London, I'm not
allowed to tell you,
265
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,801
but y-e-s.
266
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,002
Fine, don't tell me.
267
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,741
I found this test tube
outside of Zack's door.
268
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,576
Now, this clearly proves
that he is to blame.
269
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,445
And now, he has
escaped from his cabin.
270
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,915
Please, Alex probably planted
that evidence. She's an evil genius.
271
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:45,618
She's an evil genius? No, Zack
is an evil... well, he's not a genius.
272
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,587
More of an evil nincompoop.
273
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,126
I'm sorry, ma'am.
274
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,728
I swear I didn't
see anything. Ow!
275
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,896
Look, look, I don't even
want to see any... ow!
276
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,668
Okay, we have the rutabaga.
277
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:06,473
Now, all I need to win those tickets,
and Bailey's heart, is a silver chalice.
278
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,208
Good luck finding that.
279
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,917
Oh, yeah, you'd better run!
280
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:37,037
How could you? My
own brother! What?
281
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,707
Do they always talk at
the same time like that?
282
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,142
Freaky, isn't it?
283
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,511
How could you frame me?
284
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,943
I don't know what
you're talking about.
285
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,248
But I need to find a silver
chalice before the comp...
286
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:52,085
Attention Hannah Fannas,
the scavenger hunt is now over
287
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,953
and we have a winner.
288
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,690
No!
289
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,061
You!
290
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,797
This is the miscreant
who turned you blue.
291
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,632
Oh no, it's not. It was her.
292
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:09,869
Uh... Justin, Mr. Moseby is
our host on this lovely cruise.
293
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,172
And you insult him
by arguing with him.
294
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:15,108
- Come, brother.
- Ah, ah, ah... Hey!
295
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,409
Wait a minute!
296
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,145
I recognize those
word-twisting manipulations
297
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,414
followed by a hasty exit.
298
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,882
It was you!
299
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,118
Sure, blame me.
300
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,453
Because it was you!
301
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,432
Looks like I caught
you blue-handed.
302
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,235
Told you!
303
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,939
You played me like a violin.
304
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,709
You're sneaky,
deceitful, underhanded...
305
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,312
Where have you been all my life?
306
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,851
I'll tell you where she's gonna
be: Grounded while we're in Hawaii.
307
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,553
Whose got the "blues" now?
308
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,489
Blue-hoo!
309
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,993
Oh, look at the time.
310
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,063
Oh, ho, ho! Mr. Moseby!
311
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,797
Isn't there something that
you'd like to say to me?
312
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,302
Maybe something that
rhymes with "I'm florry?"
313
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,707
First off, let me say that
you are incredibly flannoying.
314
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:26,346
But, I am sorry that I accused
you of putting dye in the hot tub.
315
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:30,283
However, in the process you
confessed to six unsolved pranks.
316
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,385
You are so in trouble.
317
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,988
Apology accepted.
318
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,091
Okay.
319
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,536
Cody, isn't Hawaii the most
beautiful thing you've ever seen?
320
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,071
Second-most beautiful.
321
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,507
Bailey, I need to talk to you.
322
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,010
First, I want you to help
me pick which greeting to use
323
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,645
when I meet Hannah Montana.
324
00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:01,414
I could go country,
"howdy, Hannah!"
325
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,651
Or sophisticated, "how
do you do, miss Montana?"
326
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,187
Or Japanese,
"konnichiwa, Hannah-San."
327
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,056
They're all great,
328
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,859
except for the fact that
we don't have tickets.
329
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,160
I'm sorry, what?
330
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,630
It sounded like you said
we don't have tickets.
331
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,766
Look, I'm really sorry, Bailey.
332
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,599
I tried everything to
get those tickets for you.
333
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,803
- I thought you knew Hannah.
- She didn't remember me
334
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,703
and Kirby wouldn't let me in
and London couldn't help me,
335
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,105
so I tried to win the
scavenger hunt...
336
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,506
Here's your barrette
back, by the way...
337
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,068
Then, Zack accused
me of framing him...
338
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,378
Ohhh.
339
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,780
What was that for?
340
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,249
To get you to stop babbling.
341
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,184
I need to babble more often.
342
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,721
And because no one's ever gone
through so much trouble for me.
343
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,390
Thank you.
344
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,691
You're welcome.
345
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,129
Hey, guys, want a
bite of birthday cake?
346
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,264
- Whose birthday is it?
- I don't know. Some guy.
347
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,171
Whenever I hear singing,
I just go in the room.
348
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,271
Aw, dude, isn't that Hannah Montana
sunbathing on the port-side deck?
349
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,917
Hurry! I hear she's, like,
totally signing autographs.
350
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,221
I am so over this teen cruise.
351
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,893
My cake!
352
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,697
Maybe there's still
some left at the party.
353
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,804
Thank you, Mr. Moseby.
Thanks for clearing out the lobby.
354
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,039
Oh, absolutely. Enjoy
the starboard deck.
355
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:34,772
Oh, is that where they
have the wave pool?
356
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,007
Ooh, and the rock-climbing wall?
357
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,012
- And the parasailing?
- Oh, yes, it's a month of fun.
358
00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:41,748
Unfortunately you have about
five minutes until they realize
359
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:44,451
you're not sunbathing on the port
deck and start hunting you down
360
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,719
like angry fire ants...
361
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,620
Hannah, Hannah, Hannah!
362
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,157
Enjoy.
363
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,461
You're... you're...
you're... konnichiwa!
364
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,795
With the hair!
365
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,098
Bless you. Hey!
366
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,467
Now, I remember you.
367
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,135
I ate cake off you.
368
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,437
No, that was actually
my twin brother.
369
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,239
I was the cute one
standing next to him.
370
00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:09,142
Oh, and you kept the shirt.
371
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,811
- My fans are awesome.
- Yeah, you're telling me.
372
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,412
Remember that one who sent you
like a corncob carving of yourself?
373
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,716
You got it?
374
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,520
Yeah, and I loved it.
375
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,023
So...
376
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,791
Are you guys coming
to my show tonight?
377
00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:27,360
We'd love to, but
it was all sold out.
378
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,161
You wouldn't happen to know anyone
who could get us tickets, would you?
379
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,332
Oh, I think I can
pull some strings.
380
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,201
Here's the tickets and...
381
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,671
Backstage passes...
oh wait, no sorry.
382
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,473
That's my coupon. One more
stamp and I get a free cupcake.
383
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,244
Thank you, thank you. Arigato.
384
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,047
Yeah, I gotta go too.
385
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,552
Cody, this is going to
be the best date ever.
386
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,554
- Date?
- Oh, yeah.
387
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,692
Excuse me a second.
388
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,232
Yes, my six-month plan worked!
389
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,679
- London?
- Hmm?
390
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,848
I've had so much fun with
you these last few days
391
00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:23,950
and there's just one more thing
392
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,518
- that I need to ask you.
- Okay.
393
00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:30,090
You're not going to ask
me to marry you, are you?
394
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:33,760
No no, I was going to ask
if you wanted a shoeshine.
395
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,261
Oh, then, yes.
396
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,466
You know, Max, no man has
ever treated me as well as you do.
397
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,368
He's not a man, he's a child.
398
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:43,903
Well, for now.
399
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,040
So you'll wait for me then?
400
00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,809
I can't promise that.
But, five years from now
401
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,111
when we're in the same grade,
402
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,047
you can sit next to me.
403
00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,248
Yes!
404
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,855
I am never gonna
wash this cheek again.
405
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,759
But, if I were you,
I'd wash those hands.