1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:04,871 What's going on? 2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:08,008 Guess what huge star is getting on board our boat. 3 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:10,477 Ferran Adria, the head chef at El Bulli? 4 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:13,213 No. Guess again. 5 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:16,383 Takeru Kobayashi, five-time world champion hot-dog eater? 6 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:18,318 Wow, you guys are lousy guessers. 7 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,686 It's Hannah Montana. 8 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,624 She's taking our boat on the teen cruise to Hawaii. 9 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,627 I wanted to see her perform in Honolulu, but it's sold out. 10 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,930 Well, it just so happens I know Hannah Montana. 11 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:37,337 She once stayed at the Tipton. She even ate cake off my brother's shirt. 12 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:39,832 Does he still have the shirt? 13 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:42,342 Does he still have the cake? 14 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:46,379 Cody, if you get me tickets, I'll love you forever. 15 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:47,747 Forever? 16 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,250 That's a long time. 17 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:53,086 - Consider it done. - Get back! 18 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,255 International superstar coming through. 19 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:56,623 Who is it? Who is it? 20 00:00:58,758 --> 00:00:59,926 Right. 21 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,496 Ms. Montana, it is my pleasure to welcome you... 22 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:06,533 - I said get back! - Oh my word! Don't touch me! 23 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:08,868 Kirby! 24 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,570 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Moseby. 25 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:12,797 You're so little, I mistook you for one of those teens. 26 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,075 I was just protecting Hannah. 27 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,211 Protect me! 28 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,921 - Where's Cody? - Down here. 29 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,357 - Did you see Hannah? - No. 30 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,192 I'd like to see a chiropractor. 31 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,894 Ow, ow, ow. 32 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:38,898 ♪ Oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪ ♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪ 33 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:44,671 ♪ come along with me and let's head out to see ♪ 34 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:48,775 ♪ what this world has for you and for me now ♪ 35 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,177 ♪ whichever way the wind blows ♪ 36 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:53,113 ♪ we say... ♪ ♪ hey-ho, let's go! ♪ 37 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:55,215 ♪ Oh ay oh ♪ ♪ this boat's rocking ♪ 38 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:58,985 ♪ oh ay oh ♪ ♪ ain't no stopping us now ♪ 39 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:01,855 ♪ because we're living the Suite Life ♪ 40 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,057 ♪ oh ay oh ♪ ♪ this boat's rocking ♪ 41 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,827 ♪ oh ay oh ♪ ♪ rocking the whole world round ♪ 42 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:11,898 ♪ and we're living the Suite Life now ♪ 43 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:14,934 ♪ let's go! ♪ 44 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:19,639 So what do you recommend? 45 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,941 Me, with whipped cream. 46 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,513 Thanks, but I'm already nauseous from the whole boat-rocking thing. 47 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,018 Zack? 48 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,588 You think messing with a man's botanical rinse is funny? 49 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:38,191 I think any man who uses a botanical rinse is funny. 50 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:41,428 Sorry. 51 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:45,365 Great, now I have to go wash, rinse and repeat. 52 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,334 And repeat and repeat. 53 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:50,537 I've seen you around. I'm Zack. 54 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,772 And I'm... being hauled away. 55 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:55,942 Did you do that to his hair? 56 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,211 No, I'm being good, remember? 57 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,046 Did you finish all your science homework? 58 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,193 I said I was being good, not boring. That's your job. 59 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:06,519 And you know what your job is going to be? "Thank you, enjoy the movie. 60 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,755 Thank you. Enjoy the movie." 61 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:13,993 - Wow! - Oh! 62 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,939 Your brother thinks you're gonna end up 63 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:17,964 in a dead-end go-nowhere minimum-wage job? 64 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,934 We have so much in common! 65 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,068 Don't we? 66 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:34,614 Oh. 67 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:49,062 Wow, that suitcase sure is roomy! 68 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:51,698 Yeah, it is. And check this out. 69 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,300 Hello! 70 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,873 That's the same echo I get from my closet back home! 71 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:02,575 It's so big it has its own congressman. 72 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:04,577 Really? Do you want it? 73 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:08,114 All it's gonna cost you is a lunch with a charming 74 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,983 handsome young man. 75 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,184 Is he in there too? 76 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,855 No, I was talking about me. 77 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,659 Oh, thank you, but I've already tried one nut from your family tree. 78 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:22,395 Oh no! No, believe me, I'm nothing like my brother. 79 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:26,366 He thinks he so cool because he wears clean clothes and showers every day. 80 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,967 Heh heh heh. 81 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:29,836 And that's why the cat won't lick you... 82 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,606 Even when you're covered in chicken liver. 83 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,082 No, you can't meet Hannah Montana! 84 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,684 She's busy... Writing a song. 85 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:48,521 Check that! She's eating a salad. 86 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:53,426 Dang, anything she does causes a riot. 87 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,764 You know, when I agreed to come on this teen cruise, 88 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,300 I thought it would be fun. I thought it would be relaxing. 89 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,135 I just forgot about all the dang... 90 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:06,339 I got it! I got a picture of Hannah Montana! 91 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,440 Teens! 92 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,510 Yeah, what's the matter with kids today? 93 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,013 Get back! 94 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,781 Oww! 95 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,954 Hi, Kirby. I'm here to see Hannah Montana. 96 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,923 You and everybody else on this boat, but no can do. 97 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,593 It's my job to keep that southern belle from getting dinged. 98 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,496 I'm a close personal friend of hers. 99 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:31,598 That's what they all say. Prove it... 100 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,967 Tell me something about her no one else knows. 101 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,870 Uh, she loves knock-knock jokes. 102 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:38,805 You wanna see? Watch. 103 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,940 - Knock-knock. - Who's there? 104 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,275 Okey-dokey. 105 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,279 Miss Montana, your friend Cody is here to see you. 106 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,015 I don't know a Cody. Here's a picture. 107 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:53,253 Uh, but I don't want a picture. 108 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,961 I say we take off our wigs and go out there and hit the wave pool. 109 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,098 Oh yeah, I'll just come in as Hannah and leave as Miley. 110 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,766 That won't give away anything. 111 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:11,271 Well, I'm going out there because nobody cares about Lola. 112 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:21,915 They care about Lola! 113 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,528 Morning, ladies. Ahh, perfect. 114 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,762 Just what I need after the stress of 115 00:06:37,763 --> 00:06:40,233 saving those dolphins from the tuna nets. 116 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,637 Just get in. Get in, get in, get in. 117 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,072 What are we getting in? 118 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,308 Trouble, if you don't zip it. 119 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,876 I'm sick of Justin's attitude 120 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:53,113 so I put a little surprise in the hot tub for him. 121 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:00,920 Hold on! 122 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,426 Alex, that's classic, but you're not supposed to use... 123 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:09,295 Science? I earned this in class. 124 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,264 Who knew school would ever come in handy? 125 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,534 Oh man, Justin's going to be so mad. 126 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:18,071 Look, his face is turning red, his body's blue, 127 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,938 stick a few stars on him and we could fly him off the back of the boat. 128 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,943 I'm not scared of Justin. 129 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:26,613 Oh, my heavens! 130 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,249 When I find out who did this, I will feed them to the sharks. 131 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,551 Except for their head so they can watch the whole thing. 132 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:33,787 Him I'm scared of. 133 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,723 I know exactly who's gonna be shark bait. 134 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,792 - As do I... Zack. - Alex. 135 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:40,627 - Alex? What? - Zack? What? 136 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,296 This was Alex. I know my sister. 137 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,131 Oh, this was Zack. I know my hooligan. 138 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,267 - But... - look, this is getting us nowhere. 139 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,014 We can either go out and find who did this 140 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:51,304 or we can here and argue until we're blue in the face. 141 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,472 Oh... 142 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:55,442 Might as well. I'm already blue in the everywhere else! 143 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,280 Alex! 144 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,382 Zack! 145 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,518 - Hi. - Oh, Zack! 146 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:07,187 Is this your cabin? Let's check it out. 147 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,256 Thank you! 148 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:18,131 - Wow. - You like my place, huh? 149 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,300 Like it? I can't see it. 150 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,703 Ugh, and that stench is making my eyes tear up. 151 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,038 Blink fast. It helps. 152 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,043 Aha. 153 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,412 Zack! 154 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:35,248 - I'll go get rid of him. - Okay, you do that. I'm gonna hide... 155 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,751 Or... tidy things up. Yes. 156 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,621 Oh, that's disgusting! 157 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,492 You! 158 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,627 - I didn't do it. - Oh, yes, you did! 159 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,195 I swear I didn't. 160 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,097 By the way, what is it that I didn't do? 161 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:54,067 You put blue dye in the hot tub. 162 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,002 Dye... dye? 163 00:08:56,069 --> 00:09:00,607 No, I've done soap bubbles, pudding, tea bags, a rubber foot, electric eels, 164 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,942 but no dye. How could I have missed dye? 165 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:08,415 You didn't! I found this right outside your door. 166 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:09,883 I knew it was you. 167 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,719 - But, that's not... - your butt is confined to this cabin. 168 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,388 You'll have to entertain yourself with whatever's in this room. 169 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,093 I think I can make that work. 170 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,363 Ugh, ugh. 171 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,675 London, I need you to call Hannah Montana for me. 172 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,477 Don't you ever mention that name! 173 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:39,479 She refused to put the theme song to 174 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:42,415 yay, me! Starring London Tipton on her next album. 175 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:45,552 - Why would you expect Hannah to... - don't test me, boy. 176 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,754 Look, I told you never to say Hannah Montana... 177 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,889 I can't believe I said it. 178 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:58,431 This is impossible. Either I need a softer coconut 179 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,166 or a harder straw. 180 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,303 Cody? 181 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,437 Sorry. 182 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,539 I couldn't get Bailey tickets. 183 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,673 I guess I'm just going to have to tell her the truth. 184 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:11,411 Or you can tell her aliens came down 185 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,044 and threatened to disintegrate the earth 186 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,782 if you didn't give them your tickets to see Hannah in Hawaii. 187 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,919 Something tells me that coconut hit you on the head. 188 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,314 Okay, I've been trying to decide how to wear my hair to the Hannah concert. 189 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,559 I could go with a funky updo, right right? 190 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,795 Or half up, half down, that's kind of cool, right? 191 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,965 Or... or the whole funky-rocker-moshpit thing, 192 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,466 okay? Like this. 193 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,335 - Yeah? - Bailey? 194 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,738 I know I kind of promised you I could get you those tickets to Hannah... 195 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,073 I know. Can you believe? 196 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,243 My guy is getting me tickets to a sold-out concert. 197 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,811 "My guy"? 198 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,014 Yeah, unfortunately there's been an intergalactic incident... 199 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,216 Enough about your stupid comics. 200 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,486 Bailey's trying to decide how she should wear her hair to the concert, 201 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,422 which "her guy" is taking her to. 202 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,158 I know! I'll wear it down. 203 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,460 Now I've got to find a great outfit to go with my hair. 204 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,929 I'll go check London's trash! 205 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,100 You were so home-free with the alien thing! 206 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,603 Now, what am I supposed to do, look to the heavens and plead? 207 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,406 I want Hannah Montana tickets in Hawaii! 208 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,809 Want Hannah Montana tickets to Hawaii? 209 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,380 Two tickets to Hannah Montana's concert in Hawaii 210 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,383 for the winner of our teen cruise scavenger hunt. 211 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,223 - Did you hear that? - Darn right, I did! 212 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,592 I want a robot that makes pancakes! 213 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,303 Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out, okay? 214 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,904 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 215 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,707 You can't leave me. I'll be in solitary confinement. 216 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,877 I'll be forced to dig an escape tunnel which would wind up sinking the boat. 217 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,281 You should just confess. You'll feel so much better afterwards 218 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,884 and maybe get out of your room sooner. Like me right now. 219 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,753 - Okay, bye. - But I didn't do it! 220 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,690 I'd never pull such a lame prank. 221 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,958 What do you mean "lame"? 222 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,194 It had amateur written all over it. 223 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,696 Are you calling... 224 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,599 Whoever did this an amateur? 225 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,434 That's it! 226 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:18,672 Lame, amateur... it was Cody! 227 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,641 I bet he's getting back at me for my brilliant hair prank. 228 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,843 Oh yeah, glue in a brush. Real brilliant. 229 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:29,149 But I need proof. A witness. 230 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,775 Look, I'm gonna go back to the sky deck 231 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,852 and see if anybody saw who did this, all right? 232 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,079 Maybe I'll go with you. I'm a really good interrogator. 233 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,026 Oh, would you...? 234 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:45,965 Oh... 235 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,701 Hello, London. 236 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,035 I... I brought you a present. 237 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:51,838 Dirt? 238 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:57,744 With seeds. The baby flowers will grow just like our love. 239 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,215 You're odd, but you adore me and I like that. Have a seat. 240 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,585 Okay, silver bell, 241 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,154 toy train, egg timer... 242 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:12,525 What idiot puts a swordfish on a scavenger hunt list? 243 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,860 Oh, no no! 244 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,934 Okay, this scavenger hunt is out of control. 245 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,670 Some kids just tried to take this yellow barrette out of my hair. 246 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,405 Thank goodness we already have our tickets 247 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,243 so we don't have to do anything stupid like this scavenger hunt. 248 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,412 Yeah, phew. 249 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,850 But, you should probably give us that barrette to keep it safe. 250 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,551 Good idea, thanks. 251 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:42,155 Yeah, and if you have a... Rutabaga, you should give us that too. 252 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,992 I might have one in my locker. 253 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,861 Then, what are we standing here for? 254 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,863 We have a waxy vegetable to protect. 255 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,735 Okay, you snoop around the hot tub 256 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,682 and I'll go ask your brother if he saw anything. 257 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:01,207 No! I'll go ask him because he's my brother and I love him. 258 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,511 Way too... whoa! 259 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,613 You say anything about... 260 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:11,518 My p-r-a-n-k and I will pound you so hard 261 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,251 that you'll be sneezing out of your belly button. 262 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,623 That's going to be very awkward during allergy season. 263 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,795 Does this have anything to do with whatever she was spelling? 264 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,396 London, I'm not allowed to tell you, 265 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,801 but y-e-s. 266 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,002 Fine, don't tell me. 267 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,741 I found this test tube outside of Zack's door. 268 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,576 Now, this clearly proves that he is to blame. 269 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,445 And now, he has escaped from his cabin. 270 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,915 Please, Alex probably planted that evidence. She's an evil genius. 271 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:45,618 She's an evil genius? No, Zack is an evil... well, he's not a genius. 272 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,587 More of an evil nincompoop. 273 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,126 I'm sorry, ma'am. 274 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,728 I swear I didn't see anything. Ow! 275 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,896 Look, look, I don't even want to see any... ow! 276 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,668 Okay, we have the rutabaga. 277 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:06,473 Now, all I need to win those tickets, and Bailey's heart, is a silver chalice. 278 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,208 Good luck finding that. 279 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,917 Oh, yeah, you'd better run! 280 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:37,037 How could you? My own brother! What? 281 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,707 Do they always talk at the same time like that? 282 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,142 Freaky, isn't it? 283 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,511 How could you frame me? 284 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,943 I don't know what you're talking about. 285 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,248 But I need to find a silver chalice before the comp... 286 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:52,085 Attention Hannah Fannas, the scavenger hunt is now over 287 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,953 and we have a winner. 288 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,690 No! 289 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,061 You! 290 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,797 This is the miscreant who turned you blue. 291 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,632 Oh no, it's not. It was her. 292 00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:09,869 Uh... Justin, Mr. Moseby is our host on this lovely cruise. 293 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,172 And you insult him by arguing with him. 294 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:15,108 - Come, brother. - Ah, ah, ah... Hey! 295 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,409 Wait a minute! 296 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,145 I recognize those word-twisting manipulations 297 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,414 followed by a hasty exit. 298 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,882 It was you! 299 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,118 Sure, blame me. 300 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,453 Because it was you! 301 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,432 Looks like I caught you blue-handed. 302 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,235 Told you! 303 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,939 You played me like a violin. 304 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,709 You're sneaky, deceitful, underhanded... 305 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,312 Where have you been all my life? 306 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,851 I'll tell you where she's gonna be: Grounded while we're in Hawaii. 307 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,553 Whose got the "blues" now? 308 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,489 Blue-hoo! 309 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,993 Oh, look at the time. 310 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,063 Oh, ho, ho! Mr. Moseby! 311 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,797 Isn't there something that you'd like to say to me? 312 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,302 Maybe something that rhymes with "I'm florry?" 313 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,707 First off, let me say that you are incredibly flannoying. 314 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:26,346 But, I am sorry that I accused you of putting dye in the hot tub. 315 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:30,283 However, in the process you confessed to six unsolved pranks. 316 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,385 You are so in trouble. 317 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,988 Apology accepted. 318 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,091 Okay. 319 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,536 Cody, isn't Hawaii the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? 320 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,071 Second-most beautiful. 321 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,507 Bailey, I need to talk to you. 322 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,010 First, I want you to help me pick which greeting to use 323 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,645 when I meet Hannah Montana. 324 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:01,414 I could go country, "howdy, Hannah!" 325 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,651 Or sophisticated, "how do you do, miss Montana?" 326 00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,187 Or Japanese, "konnichiwa, Hannah-San." 327 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,056 They're all great, 328 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,859 except for the fact that we don't have tickets. 329 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,160 I'm sorry, what? 330 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,630 It sounded like you said we don't have tickets. 331 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,766 Look, I'm really sorry, Bailey. 332 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,599 I tried everything to get those tickets for you. 333 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,803 - I thought you knew Hannah. - She didn't remember me 334 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,703 and Kirby wouldn't let me in and London couldn't help me, 335 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,105 so I tried to win the scavenger hunt... 336 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,506 Here's your barrette back, by the way... 337 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,068 Then, Zack accused me of framing him... 338 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,378 Ohhh. 339 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,780 What was that for? 340 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,249 To get you to stop babbling. 341 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,184 I need to babble more often. 342 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,721 And because no one's ever gone through so much trouble for me. 343 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,390 Thank you. 344 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,691 You're welcome. 345 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,129 Hey, guys, want a bite of birthday cake? 346 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,264 - Whose birthday is it? - I don't know. Some guy. 347 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,171 Whenever I hear singing, I just go in the room. 348 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,271 Aw, dude, isn't that Hannah Montana sunbathing on the port-side deck? 349 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,917 Hurry! I hear she's, like, totally signing autographs. 350 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,221 I am so over this teen cruise. 351 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,893 My cake! 352 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,697 Maybe there's still some left at the party. 353 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,804 Thank you, Mr. Moseby. Thanks for clearing out the lobby. 354 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,039 Oh, absolutely. Enjoy the starboard deck. 355 00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:34,772 Oh, is that where they have the wave pool? 356 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,007 Ooh, and the rock-climbing wall? 357 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,012 - And the parasailing? - Oh, yes, it's a month of fun. 358 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:41,748 Unfortunately you have about five minutes until they realize 359 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:44,451 you're not sunbathing on the port deck and start hunting you down 360 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,719 like angry fire ants... 361 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,620 Hannah, Hannah, Hannah! 362 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,157 Enjoy. 363 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,461 You're... you're... you're... konnichiwa! 364 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,795 With the hair! 365 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,098 Bless you. Hey! 366 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,467 Now, I remember you. 367 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,135 I ate cake off you. 368 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,437 No, that was actually my twin brother. 369 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,239 I was the cute one standing next to him. 370 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:09,142 Oh, and you kept the shirt. 371 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,811 - My fans are awesome. - Yeah, you're telling me. 372 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,412 Remember that one who sent you like a corncob carving of yourself? 373 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,716 You got it? 374 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,520 Yeah, and I loved it. 375 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,023 So... 376 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,791 Are you guys coming to my show tonight? 377 00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:27,360 We'd love to, but it was all sold out. 378 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,161 You wouldn't happen to know anyone who could get us tickets, would you? 379 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,332 Oh, I think I can pull some strings. 380 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,201 Here's the tickets and... 381 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,671 Backstage passes... oh wait, no sorry. 382 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,473 That's my coupon. One more stamp and I get a free cupcake. 383 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,244 Thank you, thank you. Arigato. 384 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,047 Yeah, I gotta go too. 385 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,552 Cody, this is going to be the best date ever. 386 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,554 - Date? - Oh, yeah. 387 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,692 Excuse me a second. 388 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,232 Yes, my six-month plan worked! 389 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,679 - London? - Hmm? 390 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,848 I've had so much fun with you these last few days 391 00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:23,950 and there's just one more thing 392 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,518 - that I need to ask you. - Okay. 393 00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:30,090 You're not going to ask me to marry you, are you? 394 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:33,760 No no, I was going to ask if you wanted a shoeshine. 395 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,261 Oh, then, yes. 396 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,466 You know, Max, no man has ever treated me as well as you do. 397 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,368 He's not a man, he's a child. 398 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:43,903 Well, for now. 399 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,040 So you'll wait for me then? 400 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,809 I can't promise that. But, five years from now 401 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,111 when we're in the same grade, 402 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,047 you can sit next to me. 403 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,248 Yes! 404 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,855 I am never gonna wash this cheek again. 405 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,759 But, if I were you, I'd wash those hands.