1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,796 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:02,865 --> 00:00:08,077 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,596 --> 00:00:10,804 [feedback whines] 4 00:00:13,344 --> 00:00:14,863 - Here we go. 5 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,450 [device chimes] 6 00:00:16,519 --> 00:00:19,522 [rock music] 7 00:00:19,591 --> 00:00:21,697 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:21,766 --> 00:00:25,977 ♪ Rock 'n' roll is running through my veins ♪ 9 00:00:26,046 --> 00:00:27,392 - ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 10 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:31,465 - ♪ Electric soul like wires to my brain ♪ 11 00:00:31,534 --> 00:00:33,053 - ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 12 00:00:33,122 --> 00:00:35,538 - ♪ I can't be wrong, don't need direction ♪ 13 00:00:35,607 --> 00:00:37,748 ♪ I can find my way ♪ 14 00:00:37,817 --> 00:00:40,336 ♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪ 15 00:00:40,405 --> 00:00:43,063 ♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪ 16 00:00:43,132 --> 00:00:46,135 ♪ Play it loud, play it proud ♪ 17 00:00:46,204 --> 00:00:47,585 ♪ I live it, I breathe it ♪ 18 00:00:47,654 --> 00:00:49,863 ♪ Don't tell me I don't need it now ♪ 19 00:00:49,932 --> 00:00:51,278 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 20 00:00:51,347 --> 00:00:54,005 ♪ Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud ♪ 21 00:00:54,074 --> 00:00:55,593 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 22 00:00:55,662 --> 00:00:59,045 ♪ Turn it up until your speakers blow out ♪ 23 00:00:59,114 --> 00:01:01,668 ♪ Until your speakers blow out ♪ 24 00:01:01,737 --> 00:01:04,464 ♪ Until your speakers blow out ♪ 25 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:07,363 ♪ Until your speakers blow out ♪ 26 00:01:08,606 --> 00:01:10,263 [device beeps] 27 00:01:12,092 --> 00:01:15,026 All right, let's do this. 28 00:01:15,095 --> 00:01:18,029 Wish me luck, Mick! 29 00:01:18,098 --> 00:01:19,720 [upbeat music] 30 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:22,551 - Hey there! I'm Michelle. - And I'm Doug. 31 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:25,726 - And we're the producers of "America's Next Hitmaker"! 32 00:01:25,796 --> 00:01:26,727 - Here's how it works. 33 00:01:26,797 --> 00:01:27,832 Submit your original song, 34 00:01:27,901 --> 00:01:29,282 and if you make the top five, 35 00:01:29,351 --> 00:01:32,043 you'll get to perform before millions on live TV! 36 00:01:32,112 --> 00:01:34,114 - And if your song gets the most viewer votes, 37 00:01:34,183 --> 00:01:35,322 you get a record deal. 38 00:01:35,391 --> 00:01:37,221 - So upload your submission now, 39 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:38,981 'cause maybe you've got the song 40 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:40,949 the whole world will love! 41 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,089 - You know I do! 42 00:01:44,159 --> 00:01:47,610 Wait. The whole world? 43 00:01:47,679 --> 00:01:51,235 I mean, I love my song, but will everybody? 44 00:01:51,304 --> 00:01:53,651 Maybe I better think about this. 45 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:59,484 [playful music] 46 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,901 - ♪ A plumber's job is never done ♪ 47 00:02:01,970 --> 00:02:04,593 ♪ Especially in this house ♪ 48 00:02:04,662 --> 00:02:07,492 ♪ I've been dubbed the number one ♪ 49 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:10,254 ♪ To get the number twos to go down ♪ 50 00:02:10,323 --> 00:02:13,050 ♪ But when life throws me a storm ♪ 51 00:02:13,119 --> 00:02:15,500 ♪ I still sing along ♪ 52 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,226 ♪ To the bang, bang of those pipes ♪ 53 00:02:17,295 --> 00:02:20,160 ♪ That's my kind of song ♪ 54 00:02:20,229 --> 00:02:22,991 - Killer song, Lans! - What song? 55 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,544 - The one you were just singing! 56 00:02:24,613 --> 00:02:25,786 - I don't know what you're talking about. 57 00:02:25,856 --> 00:02:27,098 I wasn't singing. 58 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:28,444 But this baby will be, 59 00:02:28,513 --> 00:02:31,482 once I've replaced her trip lever. 60 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,104 [lively music] 61 00:02:33,173 --> 00:02:37,937 - ♪ It is hard to make looking this good look easy ♪ 62 00:02:38,006 --> 00:02:42,976 ♪ And it takes a few mistakes to be just right ♪ 63 00:02:43,045 --> 00:02:45,496 ♪ Looking perfect is a gift ♪ 64 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,739 ♪ When I feel meh, I act as if ♪ 65 00:02:47,808 --> 00:02:53,814 ♪ A little lip gloss keeps me going all day long ♪ 66 00:02:53,884 --> 00:02:57,301 ♪ When my high heels hit the floor ♪ 67 00:02:57,370 --> 00:03:01,098 ♪ The applause becomes a roar ♪ 68 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:06,586 ♪ And I hold the last note long ♪ 69 00:03:06,655 --> 00:03:09,106 ♪ That's my kind of song ♪ 70 00:03:09,175 --> 00:03:11,660 ♪ ♪ 71 00:03:11,729 --> 00:03:12,903 My kind! 72 00:03:12,972 --> 00:03:15,146 - Sweet performance, Lols! 73 00:03:15,215 --> 00:03:17,045 You doing that song at your next pageant? 74 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:20,738 - What song? My pageant talent is martial arts right now. 75 00:03:20,807 --> 00:03:22,843 Hiyah! 76 00:03:22,913 --> 00:03:24,638 [explosion] 77 00:03:24,707 --> 00:03:27,676 [hip-hop music] 78 00:03:27,745 --> 00:03:29,505 - ♪ Yippee-ki-yay, yo, yo, yo ♪ 79 00:03:29,574 --> 00:03:31,473 ♪ I make this Bunsen burner start to overflow ♪ 80 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,578 ♪ Mix some dope rhymes with a little H2O ♪ 81 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,615 ♪ My idiom for indium is shine like gold ♪ 82 00:03:35,684 --> 00:03:37,651 ♪ Barium, radium, don't you be afraidium ♪ 83 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,343 ♪ I'm packing the palladium, they'll call it Lisa Stadium ♪ 84 00:03:39,412 --> 00:03:41,207 ♪ Reppin' my hood from coast to coast ♪ 85 00:03:41,276 --> 00:03:45,038 ♪ I'm better than sliced bread, they callin' me burnt toast ♪ 86 00:03:45,107 --> 00:03:47,799 - Uh, Lis? What were you just doing? 87 00:03:47,868 --> 00:03:49,905 - Uh, working, per uzh. 88 00:03:49,974 --> 00:03:53,012 - So you weren't just rapping? 89 00:03:53,081 --> 00:03:55,635 Get it together, dude! You're wigging out! 90 00:03:55,704 --> 00:03:58,845 - Do I detect some psychological distress? 91 00:03:58,914 --> 00:04:01,710 I've been known to dabble in the soft sciences. 92 00:04:01,779 --> 00:04:03,470 Take a seat. 93 00:04:03,539 --> 00:04:07,198 - So I was about to hit send, but then I wondered, 94 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:09,407 is this the song the whole world will love? 95 00:04:09,476 --> 00:04:11,375 And that's when I started hearing things. 96 00:04:11,444 --> 00:04:13,101 Lola singing a show tune, 97 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,034 Lana doing her toilet jam. 98 00:04:15,103 --> 00:04:18,589 - And me, spitting sick rhymes about the periodic table. 99 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:21,212 It's clear these aural hallucinations 100 00:04:21,281 --> 00:04:23,456 are projections of your inner uncertainty. 101 00:04:23,525 --> 00:04:26,252 Your subconscious is flipping between stations, 102 00:04:26,321 --> 00:04:28,495 trying to find the right sound for your song. 103 00:04:28,564 --> 00:04:31,533 - Dude! That makes total sense! 104 00:04:31,602 --> 00:04:33,914 So what is the right sound? 105 00:04:33,984 --> 00:04:36,917 [smooth music] 106 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:37,953 ♪ ♪ 107 00:04:38,022 --> 00:04:41,267 - ♪ Is it a crush? ♪ 108 00:04:41,336 --> 00:04:45,133 ♪ Or maybe it's chemistry ♪ 109 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,273 ♪ Maybe it's all in my head ♪ 110 00:04:47,342 --> 00:04:49,137 Lori, look at this thread! 111 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,725 ♪ Tell me what you see ♪ 112 00:04:52,899 --> 00:04:56,799 ♪ When he IMs my friends, is he trying to get me? ♪ 113 00:04:56,868 --> 00:05:01,494 ♪ Look at this one again, what do you think it means? ♪ 114 00:05:01,563 --> 00:05:05,981 - ♪ He's got to like you for you ♪ 115 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:09,226 ♪ And your music too ♪ 116 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:13,195 ♪ Don't want to call it "like" ♪ 117 00:05:13,264 --> 00:05:16,509 ♪ If it isn't true ♪ 118 00:05:16,578 --> 00:05:18,752 ♪ It's online, it's not life ♪ 119 00:05:18,821 --> 00:05:20,582 ♪ And the real world takes time ♪ 120 00:05:20,651 --> 00:05:23,516 ♪ Just to figure out what's right or wrong ♪ 121 00:05:23,585 --> 00:05:30,419 ♪ Throw down that slow jam groove ♪ 122 00:05:30,488 --> 00:05:36,115 both: ♪ We got our own kind of song ♪ 123 00:05:36,184 --> 00:05:40,395 ♪ Ooh ♪ 124 00:05:41,982 --> 00:05:44,606 - Huh, maybe that's the kind of song people want to hear, 125 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:47,229 something deep and soulful. 126 00:05:47,298 --> 00:05:49,887 [cheerful music] 127 00:05:49,956 --> 00:05:52,752 - ♪ Every now and then I think the world's a scary place ♪ 128 00:05:52,821 --> 00:05:54,374 ♪ But I remember it looks better ♪ 129 00:05:54,443 --> 00:05:55,789 ♪ With a pie thrown at your face ♪ 130 00:05:55,858 --> 00:05:57,550 ♪ If the glass looks half empty ♪ 131 00:05:57,619 --> 00:05:58,965 ♪ Break off the empty half ♪ 132 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:00,691 ♪ And use it as a pirate's leg ♪ 133 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,417 ♪ Give everyone a laugh! ♪ 134 00:06:02,486 --> 00:06:03,487 ♪ Rubber duckies, windup monkeys ♪ 135 00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:04,902 ♪ 6-foot leprechauns ♪ 136 00:06:04,971 --> 00:06:06,559 ♪ Well, life's my stage, a laugh parade ♪ 137 00:06:06,628 --> 00:06:07,836 ♪ Yeah, that's my kind of song ♪ 138 00:06:07,905 --> 00:06:09,320 Hey, hey! 139 00:06:10,735 --> 00:06:12,806 - Well, it can't be that one. 140 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:15,775 [gloomy music] 141 00:06:15,844 --> 00:06:21,091 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,127 - The universe is empty. 143 00:06:23,196 --> 00:06:26,993 And there's nothing to be sure of but darkness. 144 00:06:27,062 --> 00:06:28,581 There's no music in the void, 145 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:30,824 so why bother anyway? 146 00:06:30,893 --> 00:06:34,311 Embrace the emptiness. Own the futility. 147 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:38,142 The only song worth singing is silence. 148 00:06:38,211 --> 00:06:39,730 - Heavy, man. 149 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,008 Maybe that's what people will dig. 150 00:06:42,077 --> 00:06:44,700 Something dark and somber. 151 00:06:44,769 --> 00:06:47,255 - Lynn-sanity in da house! 152 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,671 [techno music] 153 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,500 ♪ Get pumped! What! Get ready! Huh! ♪ 154 00:06:51,569 --> 00:06:53,468 ♪ This beat's about to get heavy, oh, yeah ♪ 155 00:06:53,537 --> 00:06:55,332 ♪ Rough riders! Olé! ♪ 156 00:06:55,401 --> 00:06:57,299 ♪ That's the sound of me winning all day ♪ 157 00:06:57,368 --> 00:07:00,268 ♪ I'm a walking trophy, got my beat, got my drums ♪ 158 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,201 ♪ Give me a T-R-O-F-Y ♪ 159 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:03,409 - I think you spelled thatwrong! 160 00:07:03,478 --> 00:07:06,101 - ♪ That's my kind of song ♪ 161 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:07,827 Yeah! 162 00:07:07,896 --> 00:07:09,898 All right! 163 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:11,175 Whoo! 164 00:07:11,244 --> 00:07:12,970 All right! Up top! 165 00:07:13,039 --> 00:07:14,972 - Look what you did to Edwin, 166 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:16,456 you monster. 167 00:07:16,525 --> 00:07:17,940 - What? You wanna go? 168 00:07:18,009 --> 00:07:19,839 [grunting, blows falling] 169 00:07:19,908 --> 00:07:21,634 - Okay, so maybe people want a song 170 00:07:21,703 --> 00:07:23,325 that gets the blood pumping. 171 00:07:23,394 --> 00:07:25,569 Oh, I don't know. 172 00:07:25,638 --> 00:07:28,468 The more I hear, the more confused I get! 173 00:07:28,537 --> 00:07:31,333 [country music] 174 00:07:31,402 --> 00:07:36,752 - ♪ Darling, keep me company on the rocky road of life ♪ 175 00:07:36,821 --> 00:07:39,065 - ♪ We'll just sing in harmony ♪ 176 00:07:39,134 --> 00:07:41,930 ♪ As the kids all scream, "Be quiet!" ♪ 177 00:07:41,999 --> 00:07:46,762 both: ♪ So let's turn up the radio and drive ♪ 178 00:07:46,831 --> 00:07:49,558 - ♪ I'll be out of tune ♪ 179 00:07:49,627 --> 00:07:52,320 - ♪ I'll be out of time ♪ 180 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:55,115 - ♪ Don't have much to lose ♪ 181 00:07:55,185 --> 00:07:58,049 - ♪ But we'll be fine ♪ 182 00:07:58,118 --> 00:08:02,847 both: ♪ We're gonna keep singing loud and wrong ♪ 183 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,816 ♪ 'Cause that's our kind of song ♪ 184 00:08:07,507 --> 00:08:11,166 - Huh. Maybe a country song is the answer. 185 00:08:11,235 --> 00:08:12,167 [electronic music] 186 00:08:12,236 --> 00:08:13,375 But of course, 187 00:08:13,444 --> 00:08:15,550 here comes another one. 188 00:08:16,654 --> 00:08:19,174 both: ♪ And the beat goes on and on ♪ 189 00:08:19,243 --> 00:08:22,177 ♪ Even if we get it wrong ♪ 190 00:08:22,246 --> 00:08:24,524 ♪ 'Cause friends don't think, they're just in sync ♪ 191 00:08:24,593 --> 00:08:27,596 ♪ Best buds, amigos, the list goes on ♪ 192 00:08:27,665 --> 00:08:29,564 ♪ Can't keep up, can't sing along ♪ 193 00:08:29,633 --> 00:08:33,602 ♪ That's our kind of song ♪ 194 00:08:33,671 --> 00:08:36,191 ♪ ♪ 195 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:37,917 - [sighs] Or... 196 00:08:37,986 --> 00:08:41,403 maybe that's the ticket, something people can dance to. 197 00:08:41,472 --> 00:08:43,681 Unless I should go with a slow jam, 198 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,096 o-or show tunes... 199 00:08:45,165 --> 00:08:46,512 o-or maybe rap. 200 00:08:46,581 --> 00:08:47,754 No, country! 201 00:08:47,823 --> 00:08:50,585 [groans] It's hopeless! 202 00:08:52,587 --> 00:08:54,140 [groans] 203 00:08:54,209 --> 00:08:57,764 - ♪ The mic drops, we don't stop ♪ 204 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:01,043 ♪ Pretend the sun's never coming up ♪ 205 00:09:01,112 --> 00:09:04,426 ♪ High tops, tube socks ♪ 206 00:09:04,495 --> 00:09:06,704 - Ooh, I literally love this song! 207 00:09:06,773 --> 00:09:08,603 - Shut up, so do I! 208 00:09:08,672 --> 00:09:13,124 - ♪ Guess it's just whatever ♪ 209 00:09:13,193 --> 00:09:15,092 ♪ Whatever ♪ 210 00:09:15,161 --> 00:09:18,682 ♪ Put your hands in the air like the ceiling ain't there ♪ 211 00:09:18,751 --> 00:09:20,408 ♪ Make this last forever ♪ 212 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,825 - Make a hole! Make a hole! This song is my jam! 213 00:09:23,894 --> 00:09:27,069 [pop music continues] 214 00:09:27,138 --> 00:09:29,037 - I should hate it... 215 00:09:29,106 --> 00:09:31,350 but I don't. 216 00:09:31,419 --> 00:09:36,907 - Likewise. Curse this inane yet diabolically catchy tune! 217 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:40,738 - ♪ Friday nights, summer lights ♪ 218 00:09:40,807 --> 00:09:43,914 ♪ Just me, my friends, and I ♪ 219 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:47,435 ♪ Top down, peel out ♪ 220 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,091 ♪ But I'm yelling at my mom ♪ 221 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,955 ♪ 'Cause I'm still too young to drive ♪ 222 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:51,956 - Mom! 223 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,406 [dog barking] 224 00:09:53,475 --> 00:09:57,341 - ♪ Guess it's just whatever ♪ 225 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:59,343 - I love this song! 226 00:09:59,412 --> 00:10:01,621 - ♪ Put your hands in the air like the ceiling ain't there ♪ 227 00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:04,624 ♪ Make this last forever ♪ 228 00:10:04,693 --> 00:10:06,281 ♪ Yeah, there's nothing's worse ♪ 229 00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:08,318 ♪ Than that thing over there ♪ - Eww! 230 00:10:08,387 --> 00:10:10,734 - ♪ And nothing's better than the best ♪ 231 00:10:10,803 --> 00:10:13,633 ♪ Best, best thing ever ♪ 232 00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:20,916 ♪ ♪ 233 00:10:26,128 --> 00:10:27,129 [all cheering] 234 00:10:27,198 --> 00:10:29,511 - Best song ever! - So catchy! 235 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:31,858 - Dude, bubblegum pop! 236 00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:35,034 That's the kind of song the whole world loves! 237 00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:36,207 - What a workout! 238 00:10:36,276 --> 00:10:38,071 Who wants Flippees? I'll drive! 239 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:40,833 [all cheering] 240 00:10:40,902 --> 00:10:42,144 - Luna, you coming? 241 00:10:42,213 --> 00:10:43,456 - You guys go without me. 242 00:10:43,525 --> 00:10:46,079 I've got a contest to win. 243 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,152 [device chimes] 244 00:10:50,221 --> 00:10:51,464 - [exhales] 245 00:10:51,533 --> 00:10:54,156 All right, take two. 246 00:10:54,225 --> 00:10:56,331 ♪ Clock is ticking ♪ 247 00:10:56,400 --> 00:11:01,094 ♪ Time is running out, every second counts ♪ 248 00:11:01,163 --> 00:11:03,373 ♪ Overthinking ♪ 249 00:11:03,442 --> 00:11:07,066 ♪ I can't turn it off, so I'll tune it out ♪ 250 00:11:07,135 --> 00:11:10,069 ♪ All we know is la la la la la ♪ 251 00:11:10,138 --> 00:11:14,004 ♪ So might as well just la la la la la ♪ 252 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:17,456 ♪ We just want to la la la la la ♪ 253 00:11:17,525 --> 00:11:21,252 ♪ All day long ♪ 254 00:11:21,321 --> 00:11:25,291 ♪ Everybody loves this, everybody does this ♪ 255 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,570 ♪ I'm just gonna do it too ♪ 256 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:31,987 ♪ We don't need a new song, we already got one ♪ 257 00:11:32,056 --> 00:11:37,786 ♪ I'm just gonna give you what everybody wants ♪ 258 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:41,583 ♪ What everybody wants ♪ 259 00:11:41,652 --> 00:11:45,000 ♪ What everybody wants ♪ 260 00:11:45,069 --> 00:11:48,072 ♪ What everybody wants ♪ 261 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,696 ♪ Guess I want it too ♪ 262 00:11:52,594 --> 00:11:54,320 [device beeps] 263 00:11:56,011 --> 00:11:59,567 Now that's a song the whole world will love. 264 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,396 Upload, and... 265 00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:02,984 Submit! 266 00:12:04,848 --> 00:12:06,643 Fingers crossed, Mick! 267 00:12:06,712 --> 00:12:09,266 Maybe someday I'll be opening for you. 268 00:12:11,544 --> 00:12:12,476 [screams] 269 00:12:12,545 --> 00:12:14,236 I'm in, I'm in, I'm in! 270 00:12:14,305 --> 00:12:15,548 - In what, in what, in what? 271 00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:17,964 - "America's Next Hitmaker"! 272 00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:21,589 I just got an email saying my song made it to the top five! 273 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,245 [all cheering] 274 00:12:23,314 --> 00:12:24,523 - We knew you could do it! 275 00:12:24,592 --> 00:12:25,524 - Is it the song you've been playing 276 00:12:25,593 --> 00:12:27,042 for the last couple of days? 277 00:12:27,111 --> 00:12:29,804 [together] ♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪ 278 00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:32,703 ♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪ 279 00:12:32,772 --> 00:12:34,636 - Actually, I submitted a different one. 280 00:12:34,705 --> 00:12:36,120 I really want to win this contest, 281 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,537 so I needed a song the whole world would dig. 282 00:12:38,606 --> 00:12:40,055 - Well, looks like you nailed it! 283 00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:42,506 - [grunts] - Way to dominate! 284 00:12:42,575 --> 00:12:43,507 - Thanks, dude. 285 00:12:43,576 --> 00:12:44,750 But watch the diaphragm. 286 00:12:44,819 --> 00:12:46,372 I still got to sing. 287 00:12:50,721 --> 00:12:52,827 Whoa! 288 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,416 Rad! 289 00:12:56,486 --> 00:12:58,384 - [clears throat] - Excuse me. 290 00:12:58,453 --> 00:13:00,317 I think you might be in the wrong theater. 291 00:13:00,386 --> 00:13:02,699 The auditions for "So You Think You Can Head Bang" 292 00:13:02,768 --> 00:13:04,183 are down the street. 293 00:13:04,252 --> 00:13:07,876 - No, dudes. I'm here for "America's Next Hitmaker." 294 00:13:07,945 --> 00:13:10,707 I'm Luna Loud, one of the finalists. 295 00:13:10,776 --> 00:13:13,848 ♪ All we know is la la la la la ♪ 296 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:15,332 - Ooh! Love it! 297 00:13:15,401 --> 00:13:18,197 But you're not exactly what we expected. 298 00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:20,993 - Yeah, your look is interesting, 299 00:13:21,062 --> 00:13:23,271 but it doesn't really fit with your song. 300 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:25,411 - Oh, I-I was just trying to write something 301 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,895 the whole world would love. 302 00:13:26,964 --> 00:13:30,312 - Great attitude. That's what this is all about. 303 00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:32,314 - So now that you've got the song covered, 304 00:13:32,383 --> 00:13:35,490 let's make you into a girl the whole world will love. 305 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,492 - Uh... - Nothing crazy. 306 00:13:37,561 --> 00:13:39,011 Just a couple little tweaks. 307 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,840 Sometimes in the music biz, 308 00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:43,153 you got to play the game to get the fame. 309 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,638 - You do want the fame, don't you? 310 00:13:45,707 --> 00:13:49,090 - Well, sure. - Then trust us! 311 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:51,851 ♪ We've got a lot of work to do and not a lot of time ♪ 312 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,094 - ♪ Don't worry, dear, just sign right here ♪ 313 00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:54,613 ♪ Don't read between the lines ♪ 314 00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:56,338 - ♪ That's not supposed to fit that way ♪ 315 00:13:56,407 --> 00:13:57,926 - ♪ Your hair, your boots, your clothes, oy vey! ♪ 316 00:13:57,995 --> 00:14:00,239 both: ♪ We know what to do ♪ 317 00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:01,827 ♪ We'll just fix a thing or two ♪ 318 00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:03,345 ♪ Or three or four or five ♪ 319 00:14:03,414 --> 00:14:06,141 ♪ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪ 320 00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:09,075 ♪ You're destined for fortune and fame ♪ 321 00:14:09,144 --> 00:14:11,837 ♪ There's so much room for improvement ♪ 322 00:14:11,906 --> 00:14:14,805 ♪ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪ 323 00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:18,257 ♪ And we know it might feel wrong ♪ 324 00:14:18,326 --> 00:14:22,813 ♪ But if you just play along ♪ 325 00:14:22,882 --> 00:14:26,334 - ♪ Everybody's going to ♪ 326 00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:31,857 both: ♪ Love what you've turned into ♪ 327 00:14:31,926 --> 00:14:34,963 ♪ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪ 328 00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:37,621 ♪ It's all how you play the game ♪ 329 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:40,279 ♪ All big stars could use improvement ♪ 330 00:14:40,348 --> 00:14:41,867 ♪ We love you, you're perfect ♪ 331 00:14:41,936 --> 00:14:43,213 ♪ We love you, you're worth it! ♪ 332 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,146 ♪ We love you, you're Luna ♪ 333 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:47,044 ♪ Now change! ♪ 334 00:14:50,945 --> 00:14:53,672 - Hey, Lola. - Dude. It's me, Luna. 335 00:14:53,741 --> 00:14:54,983 [all gasp] 336 00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:57,158 - Learn to take a compliment, sweetie. 337 00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:59,747 - Luna, what happened to you? - Nothing. 338 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,887 The producers just made a few tweaks. 339 00:15:01,956 --> 00:15:04,061 [sneezes] - A few tweaks? 340 00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:06,132 You are literally unrecognizable. 341 00:15:06,201 --> 00:15:08,100 - [scoffs] Give me a break, dude. 342 00:15:08,169 --> 00:15:09,998 - Oh, hi. Rita Loud. 343 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,759 You must be one of Lori's friends. 344 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,692 - Mom! It's Luna! 345 00:15:13,761 --> 00:15:15,659 [both gasp] - Chill, guys! 346 00:15:15,728 --> 00:15:17,419 Sometimes in the music industry, 347 00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:20,871 you got to play the game to get the fame. 348 00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,566 They just don't get it, Mick. 349 00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:29,949 - Don't worry, love. I do. 350 00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:31,088 This is a tough business. 351 00:15:31,157 --> 00:15:33,159 Only one in a million makes it. 352 00:15:33,228 --> 00:15:34,954 You got to do what you got to do. 353 00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:37,785 Besides, it's not like you're selling your soul. 354 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,925 - Right? That's what I'm saying! 355 00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:43,514 - You're still you. You're still Luna Loud. 356 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,760 - Sorry, you're no longer Luna Loud. 357 00:15:47,829 --> 00:15:49,072 - Excuse me, brah? 358 00:15:49,141 --> 00:15:50,521 - We did some pre-show testing, 359 00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:51,971 and the name Luna Loud 360 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,872 just doesn't say "girl the whole world loves." 361 00:15:55,941 --> 00:15:58,253 - But your new one does! 362 00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:01,015 - Lulu? 363 00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:02,810 - Yep! Just Lulu! 364 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,294 Isn't it fabulous? 365 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,985 - This doesn't even have strings! 366 00:16:06,054 --> 00:16:07,538 How am I supposed to play it? 367 00:16:07,607 --> 00:16:09,402 - Oh, honey, you don't need to play! 368 00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:12,612 Or sing. You just have to lip-synch. 369 00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:15,615 - Almost showtime! Break a leg, Lulu! 370 00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:17,410 - What? 371 00:16:17,479 --> 00:16:21,242 [soft music] 372 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:24,521 ♪ Who is that in the mirror? ♪ 373 00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:27,697 ♪ Looking back, I don't know her ♪ 374 00:16:27,766 --> 00:16:34,324 ♪ But she reminds me of someone I knew ♪ 375 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:38,017 ♪ Someone real, with imperfections ♪ 376 00:16:38,086 --> 00:16:41,193 ♪ I can't deal, no direction ♪ 377 00:16:41,262 --> 00:16:47,578 ♪ Lost the map, where it was leading me to ♪ 378 00:16:47,647 --> 00:16:54,137 ♪ But maybe I was standing there all along ♪ 379 00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:57,623 ♪ What have I done? Is it too late? ♪ 380 00:16:57,692 --> 00:17:01,351 ♪ Trying to be someone I'm not, now I'm someone I hate ♪ 381 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,319 ♪ For a moment in the spotlight ♪ 382 00:17:04,388 --> 00:17:07,598 ♪ Then it's gone ♪ 383 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:10,912 ♪ What have I done? What price have I paid? ♪ 384 00:17:10,981 --> 00:17:14,605 ♪ It ain't worth it no more, it's material made ♪ 385 00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:21,095 ♪ I just want to be right back where I belong ♪ 386 00:17:21,164 --> 00:17:24,236 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 387 00:17:24,305 --> 00:17:27,929 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 388 00:17:27,998 --> 00:17:31,139 ♪ Every note rearranged ♪ 389 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,108 ♪ Every word is someone else's ♪ 390 00:17:34,177 --> 00:17:40,873 ♪ Till I'm left with the ghost of a girl ♪ 391 00:17:40,942 --> 00:17:44,152 ♪ I gave in and I regret it ♪ 392 00:17:44,221 --> 00:17:47,328 ♪ Gave too much but now I get it ♪ 393 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:53,783 ♪ Changed myself and lost my way to change the world ♪ 394 00:17:53,852 --> 00:18:00,444 ♪ Maybe I can still rewrite that song ♪ 395 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,758 ♪ What have I done? Is it too late? ♪ 396 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:07,486 ♪ Trying to be someone I'm not, no, I won't be replaced ♪ 397 00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:10,592 ♪ With a moment in the spotlight ♪ 398 00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:13,768 ♪ Till it's gone ♪ 399 00:18:13,837 --> 00:18:17,047 ♪ What have I done? What price have I paid? ♪ 400 00:18:17,116 --> 00:18:20,740 ♪ No, it's not worth it no more, it's material made ♪ 401 00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:26,954 ♪ I just want to be right back where I belong ♪ 402 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,336 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 403 00:18:30,405 --> 00:18:33,788 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 404 00:18:33,857 --> 00:18:36,756 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 405 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:40,243 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 406 00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:43,936 - And then we'll fire the glitter cannons. 407 00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:45,835 - Focus groups loved the glitter cannons. 408 00:18:45,904 --> 00:18:47,422 - Um, Doug, Michelle, 409 00:18:47,491 --> 00:18:48,734 I've been doing some thinking. 410 00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:50,909 What if we made a few more tweaks? 411 00:18:50,978 --> 00:18:52,565 - What do you have in mind? 412 00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:55,465 - Well, how about if I actually perform the song? 413 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,363 And I do it in my regular clothes. 414 00:18:57,432 --> 00:18:59,020 And I keep my name. 415 00:18:59,089 --> 00:19:01,609 - Sweetie, those are a bit more than tweaks. 416 00:19:01,678 --> 00:19:03,507 - I know, but-- - Let me break it down for you. 417 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,165 You go on as Lulu, or you don't go on at all. 418 00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:07,615 Are we clear? 419 00:19:08,961 --> 00:19:10,169 - [sighs] 420 00:19:10,238 --> 00:19:12,378 [crowd cheering] 421 00:19:12,447 --> 00:19:15,899 - Our next contestant hails from Royal Woods, Michigan. 422 00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:18,143 - Whoo! It's Luna! 423 00:19:18,212 --> 00:19:21,249 - Please give a warm welcome to Lulu! 424 00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:22,941 [cheers and applause] 425 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,183 - Lulu? - What? 426 00:19:24,252 --> 00:19:25,736 I'm so embarrassed. 427 00:19:25,805 --> 00:19:28,808 I've been calling her Luna all these years! 428 00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:40,096 - Sorry, I've made a huge mistake. 429 00:19:40,165 --> 00:19:42,615 This isn't me. I'm not Lulu. 430 00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:44,721 I am Luna Loud! 431 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:45,722 [crowd gasps] 432 00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:47,103 - Mine! 433 00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:50,106 [rock music] 434 00:19:50,175 --> 00:19:53,074 ♪ ♪ 435 00:19:53,143 --> 00:19:57,941 - ♪ Rock 'n' roll is running through my veins ♪ 436 00:19:58,010 --> 00:19:58,977 - ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 437 00:19:59,046 --> 00:20:00,116 - ♪ Electric soul ♪ 438 00:20:00,185 --> 00:20:03,084 ♪ Like wires to my brain ♪ 439 00:20:03,153 --> 00:20:04,672 - ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 440 00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:07,192 - ♪ I can't be wrong, don't need direction ♪ 441 00:20:07,261 --> 00:20:09,263 ♪ I can find my way ♪ 442 00:20:09,332 --> 00:20:11,610 ♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪ 443 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:14,647 ♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪ 444 00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:17,650 ♪ Play it loud, play it proud ♪ 445 00:20:17,719 --> 00:20:19,342 ♪ I live it, I breathe it ♪ 446 00:20:19,411 --> 00:20:21,171 ♪ Don't tell me I don't need it now ♪ 447 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,586 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 448 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,624 ♪ Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud ♪ 449 00:20:25,693 --> 00:20:29,731 ♪ Play it loud, turn it up until your speakers blow out ♪ 450 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,285 - You're disqualified! 451 00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:32,976 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 452 00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:34,564 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 453 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,947 - ♪ First things first, I ain't no second place ♪ 454 00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:43,780 ♪ Rules are meant for bending till they break ♪ 455 00:20:43,849 --> 00:20:45,506 ♪ ♪ 456 00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:48,336 ♪ Right or wrong, with no exceptions ♪ 457 00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:50,442 ♪ Rocking out my way ♪ 458 00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:52,927 ♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪ 459 00:20:52,996 --> 00:20:56,034 ♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪ 460 00:20:56,103 --> 00:20:59,037 ♪ Play it loud, play it proud ♪ 461 00:20:59,106 --> 00:21:00,486 ♪ I live it, I breathe it ♪ 462 00:21:00,555 --> 00:21:02,350 ♪ Don't tell me I don't need it now ♪ 463 00:21:02,419 --> 00:21:03,765 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 464 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,389 ♪ Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud ♪ 465 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,977 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 466 00:21:08,046 --> 00:21:11,325 ♪ Turn it up until your speakers blow out ♪ 467 00:21:11,394 --> 00:21:13,775 ♪ Until your speakers blow out ♪ 468 00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:17,503 ♪ Until your speakers blow out! ♪ 469 00:21:17,572 --> 00:21:19,609 [cheers and applause] 470 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,749 - Do you know what you've just given up? 471 00:21:21,818 --> 00:21:24,441 - Yeah, but I know what I'm keeping. 472 00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:26,892 The real Luna Loud! 473 00:21:26,961 --> 00:21:29,205 [cheers and applause] 474 00:21:31,828 --> 00:21:33,381 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 475 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:35,142 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 476 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,213 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 477 00:21:37,282 --> 00:21:40,250 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 478 00:21:40,319 --> 00:21:44,220 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 479 00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:45,773 - ♪ Loud house ♪ 480 00:21:45,842 --> 00:21:47,533 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 481 00:21:47,602 --> 00:21:48,810 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 482 00:21:48,879 --> 00:21:50,226 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 483 00:21:50,295 --> 00:21:51,468 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 484 00:21:51,537 --> 00:21:53,608 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 485 00:21:53,677 --> 00:21:56,094 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 486 00:21:56,163 --> 00:21:57,647 ♪ In the Loud house ♪