1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,590 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,659 --> 00:00:06,282 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,351 --> 00:00:07,869 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,938 --> 00:00:09,630 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 5 00:00:09,699 --> 00:00:11,528 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:13,772 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,841 --> 00:00:15,222 - ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 8 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:16,878 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 9 00:00:16,947 --> 00:00:18,397 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:18,466 --> 00:00:20,192 ♪ Is how we show our love ♪ 11 00:00:20,261 --> 00:00:21,711 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:23,471 - ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 13 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,714 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:28,028 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪ 15 00:00:28,097 --> 00:00:29,650 ♪ Loud house ♪ 16 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:30,754 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:41,154 [rock music] 18 00:00:41,223 --> 00:00:45,883 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:47,064 --> 00:00:48,997 - 33, 89, 52... 20 00:00:49,066 --> 00:00:50,136 Hike! 21 00:00:50,205 --> 00:00:51,447 Loud looks for a receiver, 22 00:00:51,516 --> 00:00:52,966 but no one's open! 23 00:00:53,035 --> 00:00:55,382 And there she goes! The quarterback sneak! 24 00:00:55,451 --> 00:00:57,488 - Get her! 25 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,283 [crash] - [screams] 26 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:00,422 Oof. [thud] 27 00:01:00,491 --> 00:01:01,457 [all gasp] 28 00:01:01,526 --> 00:01:02,527 [dramatic musical tone] 29 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,633 - Lynn, are you okay? 30 00:01:04,702 --> 00:01:07,291 - Yes! That's still a TD, people! 31 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,155 - Yeah, she's fine. 32 00:01:09,224 --> 00:01:12,158 - Oh, what the heck did you do, LJ? 33 00:01:12,227 --> 00:01:13,884 - Sorry, Dad. Sorry, Mom. 34 00:01:13,953 --> 00:01:16,817 I've been getting pretty ripped lately. 35 00:01:16,887 --> 00:01:19,165 - I don't think that's why the wall broke. 36 00:01:19,234 --> 00:01:20,545 Look! 37 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:21,961 - Dang it! Termites. 38 00:01:22,030 --> 00:01:23,548 We're going to have to call an exterminator. 39 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,274 - What? You can't! 40 00:01:25,343 --> 00:01:26,862 Look how cute these little guys are. 41 00:01:26,931 --> 00:01:28,001 [tranquil music] 42 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:29,900 - [screams] 43 00:01:29,969 --> 00:01:33,420 - [sighs] Lana, shoe? 44 00:01:33,489 --> 00:01:34,628 Sorry, honey, 45 00:01:34,697 --> 00:01:35,906 but we can't let the termites 46 00:01:35,975 --> 00:01:37,148 eat our whole house. 47 00:01:37,217 --> 00:01:38,805 - Dah! Termites! 48 00:01:38,874 --> 00:01:40,876 - They're just a few little bugs. 49 00:01:40,945 --> 00:01:43,292 How much damage can they really do? 50 00:01:43,361 --> 00:01:46,192 It's not fair! 51 00:01:46,261 --> 00:01:47,848 [uneasy music] 52 00:01:47,918 --> 00:01:50,403 - Okay, we obviously can't stay here, 53 00:01:50,472 --> 00:01:51,749 so we called around to see 54 00:01:51,818 --> 00:01:53,578 if anyone could take all 13 of us. 55 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:54,890 Once we'd had enough of the laughter, 56 00:01:54,959 --> 00:01:56,512 your mother came up with a new plan. 57 00:01:56,581 --> 00:01:58,480 - Half of us will be staying with Pop Pop 58 00:01:58,549 --> 00:01:59,999 at Sunset Canyon... 59 00:02:00,068 --> 00:02:01,448 all: Ooh! 60 00:02:01,517 --> 00:02:03,864 - And half of us will be staying with Aunt Ruth. 61 00:02:03,934 --> 00:02:05,383 [all groan] 62 00:02:05,452 --> 00:02:07,385 - Dibs on Pop Pop's! all: Dibs! 63 00:02:07,454 --> 00:02:09,422 [all squabbling] 64 00:02:09,491 --> 00:02:11,838 - Kids, no one's calling dibs. 65 00:02:11,907 --> 00:02:14,323 - Mom, I can't go to Aunt Ruth. 66 00:02:14,392 --> 00:02:16,325 Last time, I literally got botulism 67 00:02:16,394 --> 00:02:17,430 from expired yogurt. 68 00:02:17,499 --> 00:02:18,983 - Yeah, I'm out, too. 69 00:02:19,052 --> 00:02:21,675 Her water contains unsafe levels of chromium-6. 70 00:02:21,744 --> 00:02:25,058 - I also must decline. Her cats hate me, 71 00:02:25,127 --> 00:02:26,197 even the black ones. 72 00:02:26,266 --> 00:02:27,405 - Come on, guys, let's have 73 00:02:27,474 --> 00:02:29,269 a good attitude about this. 74 00:02:29,338 --> 00:02:31,513 Aunt Ruth is doing us a huge favor, 75 00:02:31,582 --> 00:02:32,893 and she's family. 76 00:02:32,963 --> 00:02:35,137 - You know what? We'll draw names from a hat. 77 00:02:35,206 --> 00:02:37,622 That's the only fair way. 78 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,176 - Okay, then, it's settled. 79 00:02:39,245 --> 00:02:42,489 Lily, Leni, Luan, Lucy, Lana, and Lisa 80 00:02:42,558 --> 00:02:43,870 will be staying with Pop Pop. 81 00:02:43,939 --> 00:02:45,320 [cheering] 82 00:02:45,389 --> 00:02:47,701 And Lincoln, Lori, Lola, Lynn, and Luna 83 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:49,151 will be staying at Aunt Ruth's. 84 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:50,532 [all groaning] 85 00:02:50,601 --> 00:02:52,361 [insects chittering] 86 00:02:52,430 --> 00:02:53,984 - Guys, don't be like that. 87 00:02:54,053 --> 00:02:56,572 You can make the best of any situation. 88 00:02:56,641 --> 00:02:59,058 - Honey, you didn't draw a name yet. 89 00:02:59,127 --> 00:03:01,267 - [laughs nervously] 90 00:03:01,336 --> 00:03:03,062 [suspenseful music] 91 00:03:03,131 --> 00:03:04,166 - No! Aunt Ruth? 92 00:03:04,235 --> 00:03:06,341 Dang it! This is so unfair! 93 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:08,136 [jazz riff] 94 00:03:08,205 --> 00:03:10,517 - Those other guys might be stuck at Aunt Ruth's, 95 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:12,795 but Lincoln Loud doesn't roll that way. 96 00:03:12,864 --> 00:03:14,452 There's one member of Team Pop Pop 97 00:03:14,521 --> 00:03:16,661 who might be willing to switch with me. 98 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,630 I just gotta spin it the right way. 99 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,425 Hey, Lans, you got a sec? 100 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:23,496 - [sighs] It's just you. 101 00:03:23,565 --> 00:03:25,187 I thought you were Mom. Don't tell her, 102 00:03:25,256 --> 00:03:27,362 but I'm throwing the termites one last party. 103 00:03:27,431 --> 00:03:28,949 I think they deserve that. 104 00:03:29,019 --> 00:03:32,298 Now, Chewy, share that cookie with Chompy. 105 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:33,954 - Hey, I was thinking, 106 00:03:34,024 --> 00:03:35,749 maybe you'd like to switch teams with me 107 00:03:35,818 --> 00:03:37,096 so you can go to Aunt Ruth's. 108 00:03:37,165 --> 00:03:39,477 - [scoffs] Why would I want to do that? 109 00:03:39,546 --> 00:03:41,962 - Eh, maybe it was a bad idea. 110 00:03:42,032 --> 00:03:44,793 I just thought you might enjoy scooping all that cat litter 111 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:47,278 and eating all that expired food. 112 00:03:47,347 --> 00:03:48,831 Plus, I heard she's got 113 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,868 some fresh boils that need popping, 114 00:03:50,937 --> 00:03:53,767 but yeah, probably not your thing. 115 00:03:53,836 --> 00:03:56,563 - Wait! How many boils? 116 00:03:56,632 --> 00:03:58,772 [jazz riff] 117 00:03:58,841 --> 00:04:02,086 [easygoing music] 118 00:04:02,431 --> 00:04:03,639 - [strains] 119 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:06,642 Pool party, here I come. 120 00:04:06,711 --> 00:04:08,748 - Lincoln, will you help me pack? 121 00:04:08,817 --> 00:04:10,681 My nails are wet.[gasps] 122 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,958 Wait a minute. 123 00:04:12,027 --> 00:04:13,546 Why are you in your swimming trunks? 124 00:04:13,615 --> 00:04:14,719 [dramatic musical tone] 125 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:16,756 And bringing pool floats? 126 00:04:16,825 --> 00:04:18,620 Aunt Ruth doesn't havea pool! 127 00:04:18,689 --> 00:04:20,346 - No, but Pop Pop does, 128 00:04:20,415 --> 00:04:22,486 and that's where I'm staying. 129 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:24,419 - Excuse me? 130 00:04:24,488 --> 00:04:25,730 - I switched spots with Lana. 131 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,111 It's not a big deal. 132 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:28,802 You don't have to... - You guys! 133 00:04:28,871 --> 00:04:31,495 Lincoln got out of going to Aunt Ruth's! 134 00:04:31,564 --> 00:04:32,634 - Tell everyone. 135 00:04:32,703 --> 00:04:33,773 - What? - How? 136 00:04:33,842 --> 00:04:35,740 - He made a deal with Lana. 137 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:38,329 - Ooh, you little sneak! 138 00:04:38,398 --> 00:04:39,399 - [sighs] 139 00:04:39,468 --> 00:04:40,573 Hey, you guys could've done 140 00:04:40,642 --> 00:04:41,608 the same thing.. 141 00:04:41,677 --> 00:04:42,920 All you have to do 142 00:04:42,989 --> 00:04:44,094 is convince someone to swap with you. 143 00:04:44,163 --> 00:04:46,441 [scheming music] all: Hm... 144 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:47,925 - So, if you switch with me, 145 00:04:47,994 --> 00:04:49,754 I'll literally give you everything you want 146 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,170 from my side of the closet. 147 00:04:51,239 --> 00:04:52,412 - Really? 148 00:04:52,481 --> 00:04:54,000 Even your acid-washed Bermuda shorts? 149 00:04:54,069 --> 00:04:56,485 - [teeth gritted] Those were a gift from Bobby, 150 00:04:56,554 --> 00:04:58,591 but sure. 151 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:00,006 - Lisa, if you switch with me, 152 00:05:00,075 --> 00:05:02,215 I'll give you all my desserts for a month. 153 00:05:02,284 --> 00:05:04,976 - Mm, tempting, but I prefer cash. 154 00:05:05,045 --> 00:05:07,289 Just lost out on some grant money. 155 00:05:07,358 --> 00:05:08,601 - Understood. 156 00:05:08,670 --> 00:05:10,361 [bright '50s-esque music] 157 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:11,983 - Okay, but only if you promise 158 00:05:12,052 --> 00:05:14,227 to be a cadaver for my practice funerals. 159 00:05:14,296 --> 00:05:15,366 - Open casket? 160 00:05:15,435 --> 00:05:17,368 - Deal. 161 00:05:17,437 --> 00:05:18,956 - So if I switch with you, 162 00:05:19,025 --> 00:05:22,442 you'll let me saw you in half for my magic show? 163 00:05:22,511 --> 00:05:23,719 - Think about it, honey. 164 00:05:23,788 --> 00:05:26,308 I'm offering 100 Lily diaper changes 165 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:29,346 including... [exhales deeply] blowouts. 166 00:05:29,415 --> 00:05:31,002 - Huh. Tell you what: 167 00:05:31,071 --> 00:05:33,488 Throw in potty training and teaching her to drive, 168 00:05:33,557 --> 00:05:34,765 and you've got yourself a deal. 169 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,320 ♪ ♪ 170 00:05:38,907 --> 00:05:40,598 You guys want to come in and see Aunt Ruth 171 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,393 before you take off? 172 00:05:42,462 --> 00:05:44,947 [cheering] - We so win! 173 00:05:45,016 --> 00:05:47,087 - Okay, I'll tell her you said hi. 174 00:05:47,157 --> 00:05:49,745 - Aha! There's my family! 175 00:05:49,814 --> 00:05:51,057 - No time for small talk, Pop Pop! 176 00:05:51,126 --> 00:05:53,853 I gotta hit the pool. Jackknife! 177 00:05:53,922 --> 00:05:55,682 - Oh, sorry, kiddo. 178 00:05:55,751 --> 00:05:57,028 Pool's closed. 179 00:05:57,097 --> 00:05:59,721 Seymour's noodle jammed up the filter. 180 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:02,172 - Uh, no problem. We'll just play shuffleboard. 181 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:04,001 - Whoa. Can't do that, either. 182 00:06:04,070 --> 00:06:06,555 They shut down the courts. Some... geese 183 00:06:06,624 --> 00:06:07,867 attacked Miss Ratley, 184 00:06:07,936 --> 00:06:09,696 and now it's a crime scene. 185 00:06:09,765 --> 00:06:11,940 - Don't tell me the pudding machine's out, too! 186 00:06:12,009 --> 00:06:13,390 - Nope. That's working. 187 00:06:13,459 --> 00:06:16,255 And we just got a new flavor: butterscotch. 188 00:06:16,324 --> 00:06:18,774 - Out of my way! 189 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:22,709 - You saw nothing. 190 00:06:22,778 --> 00:06:24,918 [laughs maniacally] 191 00:06:25,436 --> 00:06:28,370 [foreboding music] 192 00:06:28,439 --> 00:06:32,167 - [growls] 193 00:06:32,236 --> 00:06:33,444 [grunts, yells] 194 00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:35,066 - Easy there, slugger. 195 00:06:35,135 --> 00:06:37,448 If you're hungry, we could eat dinner. 196 00:06:37,517 --> 00:06:39,519 They start serving at 3:00. 197 00:06:39,588 --> 00:06:41,072 [jazz riff] 198 00:06:41,141 --> 00:06:43,799 - Ugh, what's this purple stuff? 199 00:06:43,868 --> 00:06:45,974 - I think it's beets. Or steak. 200 00:06:46,043 --> 00:06:48,839 The fun part's guessing. 201 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,530 - [coughs, sputters] 202 00:06:50,599 --> 00:06:52,463 - Ugh, look. I'm literally done. 203 00:06:52,532 --> 00:06:54,154 - Al, is there salt somewhere? 204 00:06:54,224 --> 00:06:56,364 Just need to add a little zest. 205 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:57,951 - Oh, we haven't had salt 206 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:01,783 since the high blood pressure epidemic of 2013. 207 00:07:01,852 --> 00:07:05,442 - Ah, no worries. A chef is always prepared. 208 00:07:05,511 --> 00:07:08,686 [dramatic musical tone] - No salt on the premises! 209 00:07:08,755 --> 00:07:10,826 - Here we are. 210 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:12,414 Bernie said you could stay in his room 211 00:07:12,483 --> 00:07:15,900 while he's visiting his lady friend in Boca. 212 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,489 - Sweet. Okay, what should we do next? 213 00:07:18,558 --> 00:07:19,939 Play a game? Watch a movie? 214 00:07:20,008 --> 00:07:21,734 - I love that spunk, kiddo, 215 00:07:21,803 --> 00:07:23,529 but it's almost lights out. 216 00:07:23,598 --> 00:07:25,185 - But it's only 6:00. 217 00:07:25,255 --> 00:07:26,428 - That late? 218 00:07:26,497 --> 00:07:27,947 No wonder I'm bushed. 219 00:07:28,016 --> 00:07:30,121 - Can I at least get a glass of milk? 220 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:33,159 - Sorry, honey. No liquids allowed before bed. 221 00:07:33,228 --> 00:07:36,231 Nighty-night! 222 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,991 [jazz riff] 223 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:40,994 - Dudes, what's up with the temp in here? 224 00:07:41,063 --> 00:07:43,169 - Let me check the AC. 225 00:07:43,238 --> 00:07:44,688 [electrical sparking noise] Great. 226 00:07:44,757 --> 00:07:46,206 The ding-dang thing's busted. 227 00:07:46,276 --> 00:07:48,001 [all groan, cry] 228 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:49,900 Well, at least we're not at Aunt Ruth's. 229 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,936 Speaking of which, maybe we should check in 230 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,144 with the rest of the family. 231 00:07:53,213 --> 00:07:54,629 - Oh, yes! 232 00:07:54,698 --> 00:07:56,907 Hearing how miserable they are will make me feel better. 233 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,840 [phone rings] 234 00:07:58,909 --> 00:08:01,118 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, sweetie! 235 00:08:01,187 --> 00:08:02,982 So, how are things going over there? 236 00:08:03,051 --> 00:08:05,329 - OM gosh. So great. 237 00:08:05,398 --> 00:08:06,986 We're all loving the lake house! 238 00:08:07,055 --> 00:08:08,298 - Uh, the what house now? 239 00:08:08,367 --> 00:08:09,920 - Yeah, Aunt Ruth didn't want us 240 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:10,921 to stay at her place. 241 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,336 We stress out her cats. 242 00:08:12,405 --> 00:08:15,891 - Since when does Aunt Ruth have a lake house? 243 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,410 - She just got a time-share. 244 00:08:17,479 --> 00:08:18,618 It's a four-bed, two-bath, 245 00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:19,861 with tons of natural light, 246 00:08:19,930 --> 00:08:21,863 private dock, and central AC. 247 00:08:21,932 --> 00:08:24,555 - [teeth gritted] That is so... [laughs] 248 00:08:24,624 --> 00:08:26,626 Great. [imitates static] 249 00:08:26,695 --> 00:08:27,869 [imitates telephone ringing] 250 00:08:27,938 --> 00:08:29,180 Ah, there's a fax coming in. Gotta go. 251 00:08:29,249 --> 00:08:30,872 Are you joking me right now? 252 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:32,114 - They get a lake house, and we're stuck 253 00:08:32,183 --> 00:08:34,910 in this sweat box with no pudding? 254 00:08:34,979 --> 00:08:37,085 - [sighs] Let's just go to bed, you guys. 255 00:08:37,154 --> 00:08:39,294 At least we know things can't get any worse. 256 00:08:39,363 --> 00:08:40,295 [flatulence] 257 00:08:40,364 --> 00:08:41,917 [all groan] 258 00:08:41,986 --> 00:08:43,436 - Sorry. It was definitely 259 00:08:43,505 --> 00:08:44,748 the beet-steak. 260 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:46,439 - Those guys might be stuck here, 261 00:08:46,508 --> 00:08:47,923 but as I stated earlier, 262 00:08:47,992 --> 00:08:50,236 Lincoln Loud does not roll that way. 263 00:08:50,305 --> 00:08:53,757 [gags] That is ripe. 264 00:08:53,826 --> 00:08:56,276 Hey, Lis. You wouldn't believe it. 265 00:08:56,346 --> 00:08:58,934 There's a 118-year-old man here. 266 00:08:59,003 --> 00:08:59,935 - [gasps] 267 00:09:00,004 --> 00:09:01,558 A supercentenarian? 268 00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:03,629 I've always wanted to study one of those. 269 00:09:03,698 --> 00:09:05,113 - Oh, really? Well, I guess 270 00:09:05,182 --> 00:09:06,459 I could swap places with you. 271 00:09:06,528 --> 00:09:08,047 - Throw in a pint of your plasma, 272 00:09:08,116 --> 00:09:09,911 and we might be talking. 273 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,740 - You're going to the lake house? 274 00:09:11,809 --> 00:09:13,190 No fair! 275 00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:15,157 - Hey, instead of getting mad at me, 276 00:09:15,226 --> 00:09:16,262 why don't you guys do something 277 00:09:16,331 --> 00:09:18,264 to better your own situations? 278 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:21,301 - Oh, like giving you a mega-wedgie? 279 00:09:21,371 --> 00:09:24,132 - Easy, LJ. Lincoln may have a point. 280 00:09:24,201 --> 00:09:26,272 - I am telling you, Leni, 281 00:09:26,341 --> 00:09:28,654 Seymour's grandson is a total hunk. 282 00:09:28,723 --> 00:09:31,864 - Yeah, Lans, the pool guy said he's never seen 283 00:09:31,933 --> 00:09:33,452 a plumbing crisis like this before. 284 00:09:33,521 --> 00:09:36,696 - Luce, you know that psychic you used to watch on TV? 285 00:09:36,765 --> 00:09:37,801 She's a resident here! 286 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,768 - Luan, check it out! 287 00:09:39,837 --> 00:09:41,598 The TV in the rec room'sbusted, 288 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,428 and the oldies are jonesing for some laughs. 289 00:09:44,497 --> 00:09:46,534 - You know, Rita, there's so many 290 00:09:46,603 --> 00:09:47,811 great life stories here. 291 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,088 It could be a real gold mine 292 00:09:49,157 --> 00:09:51,435 for a writer as talentedas you. 293 00:09:51,504 --> 00:09:52,505 I love you. 294 00:09:52,574 --> 00:09:53,679 - I'll switch, 295 00:09:53,748 --> 00:09:55,197 if you throw in your hair crimper. 296 00:09:55,266 --> 00:09:57,130 - Okay, but I also want 297 00:09:57,199 --> 00:09:58,546 five rides to the dump. 298 00:09:58,615 --> 00:10:00,237 No blackout dates. 299 00:10:00,306 --> 00:10:02,273 - My bats get your side of the closet. 300 00:10:02,342 --> 00:10:05,069 - If you agree to de-tangle all my clown wigs. 301 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,968 - Okay, but you have to go 302 00:10:07,037 --> 00:10:09,349 to the next 20 parent-teacher conferences, 303 00:10:09,419 --> 00:10:10,868 Lola's included. 304 00:10:10,937 --> 00:10:12,249 all: Deal! 305 00:10:12,974 --> 00:10:15,735 - Ah, this place is literally paradise! 306 00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:16,874 - Heck, yeah! 307 00:10:16,943 --> 00:10:18,013 I say we celebrate 308 00:10:18,082 --> 00:10:19,843 with some Loud family football! 309 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:20,982 Watch out! 310 00:10:21,051 --> 00:10:22,501 Looks like star QB Lynn Loud 311 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:24,399 is going for the TD! 312 00:10:24,468 --> 00:10:25,711 [crash] Ah! 313 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:26,884 [splashing] Oof! 314 00:10:26,953 --> 00:10:28,368 - LJ, you okay? 315 00:10:28,438 --> 00:10:31,441 - [sputtering] That's still a TD. 316 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:32,959 - Yeah, she's fine. 317 00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:34,789 - But the wall isn't.Look. 318 00:10:34,858 --> 00:10:36,618 - [gasps] Termites? 319 00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:37,964 This house has them, too? 320 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:40,035 - I think these are the same ones. 321 00:10:40,104 --> 00:10:42,003 I recognize this disco ball. 322 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:43,349 Lana must have brought them here 323 00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:45,213 to save them from being fumigated. 324 00:10:45,282 --> 00:10:48,112 - Where are we supposed to go now? 325 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,597 [cat yowls] 326 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,702 - This majorly bites. 327 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:52,979 Ow! Ow! Ow! 328 00:10:53,048 --> 00:10:54,981 - Well, Aunt Ruth's isn't the greatest, 329 00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:56,914 but I'm sure the others aren't having much fun 330 00:10:56,983 --> 00:10:58,088 at Sunset Canyon. 331 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,607 - [gasps] Let's call them. 332 00:10:59,676 --> 00:11:02,057 It'll cheer me up to know they're suffering, too. 333 00:11:02,126 --> 00:11:03,990 [cell phone rings] - Hm? 334 00:11:04,059 --> 00:11:05,405 Hey, Dad! - Hey, sweetie. 335 00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:07,028 How are you guys doing over there? 336 00:11:07,097 --> 00:11:08,374 Surviving the heat? 337 00:11:08,443 --> 00:11:10,514 - Actually, the boat is pretty cool. 338 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:11,653 - I'm s--the what, now? 339 00:11:11,722 --> 00:11:13,068 - Oh, yeah. They couldn't fix the AC 340 00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:14,380 at Sunset Canyon, 341 00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:15,692 so they rented out a cruise ship 342 00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:16,865 for all the residents. 343 00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:18,349 [bright music] - Oh, goody! 344 00:11:18,418 --> 00:11:20,144 The limbo contest is starting! 345 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,975 - Oh! [all kvetch] 346 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:27,704 [rock music] 347 00:11:27,773 --> 00:11:32,225 ♪ ♪ 348 00:11:32,294 --> 00:11:34,365 - Good morning, class! 349 00:11:34,434 --> 00:11:36,264 I have some exciting news. 350 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,611 This week's unit will be woodworking. 351 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,302 It's an important life skill, 352 00:11:40,371 --> 00:11:42,960 and I know you won't be... "board". 353 00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:44,790 [laughs] 354 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,724 Really? Nobody? 355 00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:50,002 - Woodworking? Clyde, I'm hosed! 356 00:11:50,071 --> 00:11:52,383 - Hang on, I need to pity laugh for Mrs. Johnson. 357 00:11:52,452 --> 00:11:53,730 [forced laughter] 358 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,076 Good one, Mrs. J. 359 00:11:55,145 --> 00:11:57,699 I "saw" what you did there. 360 00:11:57,768 --> 00:11:59,494 [laughs] 361 00:11:59,563 --> 00:12:01,461 Okay, now why are you hosed? 362 00:12:01,531 --> 00:12:03,256 - Woodworking's just not my thing. 363 00:12:03,325 --> 00:12:04,879 Every time I try to build something, 364 00:12:04,948 --> 00:12:07,606 I get jelly legs, my vision goes blurry, 365 00:12:07,675 --> 00:12:09,815 my hands get sweaty and my ears start ringing... 366 00:12:09,884 --> 00:12:12,196 - Ah, like me blowing up balloons. 367 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,751 [weakly] Tell my story... 368 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:16,166 - Exactly. 369 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,720 [jazz riff] 370 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,895 [breathes deeply] 371 00:12:20,964 --> 00:12:23,276 Okay, step one. 372 00:12:23,345 --> 00:12:25,865 Oh, boy. Here comes the blurry vision. 373 00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:28,627 [groans] 374 00:12:28,696 --> 00:12:31,422 - Lincoln! Are you okay? Oh! 375 00:12:31,491 --> 00:12:34,011 Oh, are you playing dead with Lucy? 376 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,219 - No I have to build 377 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,635 a step stool for class. 378 00:12:36,704 --> 00:12:38,775 - Oh, honey. I know how you are 379 00:12:38,844 --> 00:12:40,984 about woodworking. 380 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:42,295 But this looks pretty easy, 381 00:12:42,364 --> 00:12:43,365 and I can help you! 382 00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:44,953 - Really? Thanks, Mom. 383 00:12:45,022 --> 00:12:47,611 So here are my materials... 384 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,234 - Lincoln, we are not building with pine. 385 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,546 Let's go get some hardwood. 386 00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:53,513 - There's different kinds of wood? 387 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,137 [jazz riff] 388 00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:57,932 - "Shoulda Coulda Wooda"? 389 00:12:58,001 --> 00:12:59,727 I don't get it. 390 00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:01,383 Oh, now I get it. 391 00:13:01,452 --> 00:13:02,592 [jazz riff] 392 00:13:02,661 --> 00:13:04,145 I thought we were just getting wood. 393 00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:07,389 - Well, I found a few things I needed for other projects. 394 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,391 - Oh, look! They have step stools. 395 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:10,841 Why don't we just buy one? 396 00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:12,325 They're only $12.99. 397 00:13:12,394 --> 00:13:14,811 - Lincoln, we are doing this the right way. 398 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,053 It's gonna be fun! 399 00:13:16,122 --> 00:13:17,192 Oh, stain. 400 00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:19,401 - Ah! [strains] 401 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,610 [jazz riff] 402 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:21,749 - Okay... 403 00:13:21,818 --> 00:13:23,889 Let's see if we can crack this together. 404 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:26,961 "Attach the bottom step to the side rail 405 00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:29,791 using a flathead screwdriver." 406 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:30,930 - Here we go. 407 00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:33,001 - That's a Phillips head screwdriver. 408 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:34,416 This is a flathead. 409 00:13:34,485 --> 00:13:37,696 - There's more than one type of screwdriver? 410 00:13:37,765 --> 00:13:39,594 Okay, cool. I got this. 411 00:13:39,663 --> 00:13:41,147 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Honey... 412 00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:42,942 [laughs] That's a screw, not a nail. 413 00:13:43,011 --> 00:13:45,496 - Ugh, well, how was I supposed to know that? 414 00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:47,533 - Okay, don't get frustrated. 415 00:13:47,602 --> 00:13:49,639 Why don't we just forget about the screws 416 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:53,228 and just try wood glue instead, okay? 417 00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:54,713 Great. Here, open this, 418 00:13:54,782 --> 00:13:57,094 and put on a nice, fine bead of glue 419 00:13:57,163 --> 00:13:59,234 along the seam. 420 00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:01,478 [squelching] 421 00:14:01,547 --> 00:14:02,893 - Gah! See? 422 00:14:02,962 --> 00:14:04,654 I told you I'm no good at this. 423 00:14:04,723 --> 00:14:05,965 - [sighs] Okay. 424 00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:08,105 [laughs] Lincoln, I'll tell you what. 425 00:14:08,174 --> 00:14:11,108 Why don't I build it, and you can just... 426 00:14:11,177 --> 00:14:12,869 watch how I do it? 427 00:14:12,938 --> 00:14:15,319 - Oh, that sounds great. Let's do that. 428 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,149 - That way, if you ever have to do 429 00:14:17,218 --> 00:14:18,391 something like this again, 430 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,186 you can handle it yourself. 431 00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:22,326 - Oh, totally. 432 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,983 [jazz riff] 433 00:14:24,052 --> 00:14:25,364 - Mm, good effort. 434 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,606 Nice work. 435 00:14:26,676 --> 00:14:28,194 Uh... [laughs] At least 436 00:14:28,263 --> 00:14:30,162 you didn't hurt yourself. 437 00:14:30,231 --> 00:14:32,336 [gasps] Lincoln! 438 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,097 This is amazing! 439 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,064 Way to step it up! 440 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:37,583 - [laughs] 441 00:14:37,652 --> 00:14:40,275 Too funny, Mrs. J. 442 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:42,346 Hey, way to overcome your fear, Lincoln. 443 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,210 Makes me want to go blow up a balloon. 444 00:14:44,279 --> 00:14:48,352 - Well... actually, my mom built that for me. 445 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,492 - Okay, class, we're going to move on 446 00:14:50,561 --> 00:14:52,702 to our next woodworking project. 447 00:14:52,771 --> 00:14:55,049 - We're doing another one? 448 00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:56,567 - Birdhouses. 449 00:14:56,636 --> 00:14:58,569 Now, they're a little more challenging, 450 00:14:58,638 --> 00:15:01,158 but since you've all completed the step stool, 451 00:15:01,227 --> 00:15:02,919 I think you can do it. 452 00:15:02,988 --> 00:15:05,093 [bell rings] 453 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:09,166 - Oh, boy. Here come the jelly legs. 454 00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:10,892 Uh... 455 00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:12,204 [jazz riff] 456 00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:13,584 - Hey, Mom. I stopped by Flip's 457 00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:15,483 and got you a blue raspberry Flippee. 458 00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:18,141 - Oh, that's so sweet, honey. What for? 459 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,315 - Just a little thank-you for helping me out 460 00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:21,316 with the step stool. 461 00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:22,939 - It was my pleasure. 462 00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:24,837 - I'm glad to hear you say that, 463 00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:27,564 because I've got this other little project 464 00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:29,083 I thought we could tackle together: 465 00:15:29,152 --> 00:15:30,256 building a birdhouse. 466 00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:31,879 Huh? Huh? Huh? 467 00:15:31,948 --> 00:15:35,020 - Well, sweetie, you don't need my help, remember? 468 00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:36,124 I already showed you 469 00:15:36,193 --> 00:15:38,264 how to do these projects yourself. 470 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,025 - Oh, totally, but for me, 471 00:15:40,094 --> 00:15:42,337 it's not just about doing the project. 472 00:15:42,406 --> 00:15:44,201 It's about the mother-son bonding. 473 00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:46,721 It's about... this. 474 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:49,344 - Lincoln, I know what you're up to. 475 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:50,794 What kind of parent would I be 476 00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:52,865 if I did all your projectsfor you? 477 00:15:52,934 --> 00:15:56,248 - A really nice one? Dang it. 478 00:15:56,317 --> 00:15:57,352 - You have your wood. 479 00:15:57,421 --> 00:15:58,526 You have your plans. 480 00:15:58,595 --> 00:16:00,908 I know you can do this. 481 00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:03,496 - Ugh. 482 00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:05,878 [high-pitched ringing] 483 00:16:05,947 --> 00:16:07,293 Here comes the ear-ringing. 484 00:16:07,362 --> 00:16:09,295 Ah! Ah! 485 00:16:09,364 --> 00:16:13,610 Ugh. I just can't do this. 486 00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:16,337 Hm... Maybe I don't have to. 487 00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:19,305 [mischievous music] 488 00:16:19,374 --> 00:16:20,720 ♪ ♪ 489 00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:22,446 Hey, Walt. I just need to borrow 490 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,654 your house for a little while. 491 00:16:23,723 --> 00:16:25,001 - [angry squawking] - Ah! 492 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,450 Don't get your feathers in a bunch. 493 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,176 I'll bring it back. 494 00:16:28,245 --> 00:16:30,420 Ah! Oh, whoa! 495 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,490 I promise! 496 00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:32,594 [dramatic musical tone] 497 00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:34,355 [jazz riff] 498 00:16:35,632 --> 00:16:38,359 [triumphant fanfare] - [gasps] Wonderful, Lincoln. 499 00:16:38,428 --> 00:16:40,395 This is incredible! 500 00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:42,915 Oh, is that actual bird poop? 501 00:16:42,984 --> 00:16:44,848 - Oh, uh, I wanted to give it 502 00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:46,954 that lived-in look. 503 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,821 Oh, Lincoln? 504 00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:53,684 How'd you like to earn some extra credit? 505 00:16:53,753 --> 00:16:55,652 - Sure. Never say no to that. 506 00:16:55,721 --> 00:16:58,689 - Great. I need a dresser built ASAP. 507 00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:00,622 My mother's coming to visit this weekend, 508 00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:02,072 and she always complains 509 00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:04,143 there's no place to put her girdles. 510 00:17:04,212 --> 00:17:06,387 Since you're such an expert woodworker, 511 00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:08,389 you could build one in no time! 512 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,011 - Oh, uh, 513 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,359 I'd love to, but I have so much homework. 514 00:17:13,428 --> 00:17:14,809 - You're excused from homework. 515 00:17:14,878 --> 00:17:16,984 - Well, I have to eat right after school, 516 00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:18,744 or my blood sugar gets low. 517 00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:20,953 - I'll feed you. - I have to walk our dog? 518 00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:22,437 - I'll send my dog-walker over. 519 00:17:22,506 --> 00:17:24,129 - Um... Um... 520 00:17:24,198 --> 00:17:27,063 - So we have a deal. Thanks so much! 521 00:17:27,132 --> 00:17:28,374 - Uh... 522 00:17:28,443 --> 00:17:29,824 [jazz riff] 523 00:17:29,893 --> 00:17:31,550 - Here are the plans for the dresser, 524 00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:33,552 and here are all your materials. 525 00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:36,279 If you need anything, just holler! 526 00:17:38,384 --> 00:17:40,628 - Yeah, no. 527 00:17:40,697 --> 00:17:41,767 [radio static] Clyde! 528 00:17:41,836 --> 00:17:43,286 Come in!Clyde! 529 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,494 - Hey, Lincoln. What's up? 530 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,254 - I have a code Forest Green. 531 00:17:46,323 --> 00:17:47,600 I'm at Mrs. Johnson's house, 532 00:17:47,669 --> 00:17:49,223 and I have to build a dresserASAP. 533 00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:52,019 - You know, Lincoln, I hate to be that guy, 534 00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:53,365 but maybe you should've built the step stool 535 00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:54,918 in the first place. 536 00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:56,816 Then Mrs. Johnson could've seen that you're no expert, 537 00:17:56,886 --> 00:17:58,266 and she would've never asked you 538 00:17:58,335 --> 00:17:59,889 to build a dresser. - Oh, my gosh, Clyde. 539 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:02,132 You're right! Shoulda, Coulda, Wooda. 540 00:18:02,201 --> 00:18:03,651 - Oh, gee, I'm sorry. 541 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,308 I didn't mean to make you feel bad. 542 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,896 - No, Clyde, the store. 543 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,414 We can just go there right now 544 00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:09,519 and buy a dresser! 545 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,417 - Ah. 546 00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:12,556 - This is gonna cost me 547 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,213 my last few months of allowance, 548 00:18:14,282 --> 00:18:16,698 but it's gotta be done. 549 00:18:18,355 --> 00:18:19,943 ["Ride of the Valkyries" playing] 550 00:18:20,012 --> 00:18:20,771 Uh-oh. 551 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,014 [dramatic music] 552 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,430 Uh-oh. Go, go, go! 553 00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:25,915 both: Ah! Ah! 554 00:18:25,984 --> 00:18:27,882 [thud] I really gotta remember 555 00:18:27,951 --> 00:18:29,953 to bring his birdhouse home from school. 556 00:18:30,022 --> 00:18:33,163 [upbeat string music] 557 00:18:33,232 --> 00:18:36,787 ♪ ♪ 558 00:18:36,856 --> 00:18:39,790 [both straining] 559 00:18:39,859 --> 00:18:45,762 ♪ ♪ 560 00:18:45,831 --> 00:18:47,591 both: Ah! Ah! 561 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,766 Ah! 562 00:18:49,835 --> 00:18:52,355 Ah! Oof! 563 00:18:54,978 --> 00:18:57,532 - Oh, we're here. 564 00:18:57,601 --> 00:18:58,775 - Now for the hard part. 565 00:18:58,844 --> 00:19:00,846 How are we going to get it upstairs? 566 00:19:01,571 --> 00:19:04,470 [stealthy music] 567 00:19:04,539 --> 00:19:07,335 - Got it. 568 00:19:07,404 --> 00:19:08,785 [both straining] 569 00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:09,786 [knocking] - Lincoln? 570 00:19:09,855 --> 00:19:11,063 I made you a snack. 571 00:19:11,132 --> 00:19:13,100 Don't want that blood sugarto drop. 572 00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:15,550 - I'm good! - Lincoln, you're being rude. 573 00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:16,793 She cooked for you. 574 00:19:16,862 --> 00:19:18,484 - Fine. Hold this. 575 00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:20,383 - Ah! 576 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:21,971 - Lincoln, I-- - Oh, hi! 577 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,214 Thanks for the sandwich. - How's the dresser coming? 578 00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:28,460 - Uh, uh--it's bad luck to see it before it's finished. 579 00:19:28,529 --> 00:19:30,048 That was a good call, Clyde. 580 00:19:30,117 --> 00:19:31,773 This sandwich is delicious! 581 00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,672 I think there's smoked turkeyin here. 582 00:19:33,741 --> 00:19:35,225 - Lincoln! - Oh, right--sorry! 583 00:19:35,294 --> 00:19:37,331 [both straining] 584 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,229 We're almost there. 585 00:19:41,231 --> 00:19:44,372 ["Ride of the Valkyries" playing] 586 00:19:44,441 --> 00:19:45,649 [dramatic music] 587 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,411 [both straining] 588 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,689 Hurry! 589 00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:52,208 Ah! 590 00:19:52,277 --> 00:19:53,450 [crash] 591 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,730 - [blows raspberry] 592 00:19:58,662 --> 00:20:00,906 - [gasps]Oh, my! 593 00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:03,184 - Clyde, get out of here! Save yourself. 594 00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:04,737 - No way! I can help! 595 00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:05,876 I know. We'll tell her 596 00:20:05,945 --> 00:20:07,188 you built the dresser, 597 00:20:07,257 --> 00:20:08,879 and I was so jealous how great it was 598 00:20:08,948 --> 00:20:10,674 that I pushed it out the window! 599 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,262 - Clyde, you're a good friend, 600 00:20:12,331 --> 00:20:13,988 but I don't want you to lie for me. 601 00:20:14,057 --> 00:20:16,887 In fact, I'm done lying, period. 602 00:20:16,956 --> 00:20:19,097 [slow jazz music] 603 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,202 - So your mom built the step stool, 604 00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:23,791 and the birdhouse belongs to your pet? 605 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:26,725 - Yes. I'm really sorry that I lied. 606 00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:29,245 - Well, Lincoln, I'm pretty disappointed. 607 00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:31,247 This isn't like you. I-I think you need 608 00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:33,352 to clean this up and go home. 609 00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:34,974 - Okay. 610 00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:36,528 ["Ride of the Valkyries" playing] 611 00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:40,497 Hey, any chance I can get that birdhouse back from you? 612 00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:42,120 [jazz riff] 613 00:20:42,189 --> 00:20:43,949 I feel bad about lying, 614 00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:45,192 but I didn't have a choice. 615 00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:47,297 I'm just not good at woodworking. 616 00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:48,574 - Oh, totally. 617 00:20:48,643 --> 00:20:49,886 Just like me and the balloons. 618 00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:51,715 I tried to hard to blow them up, 619 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,751 but I just couldn't. 620 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,097 Passed out every time. 621 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,134 Even in the ambulance, I kept trying. 622 00:20:56,203 --> 00:20:57,859 When they took the balloons away, 623 00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:00,069 I grabbed some latex gloves, and I tried to blow up those-- 624 00:21:00,138 --> 00:21:01,760 - Whoa, Clyde. - I know. 625 00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:03,072 I'm spiraling. - No. 626 00:21:03,141 --> 00:21:04,832 I mean, you actually tried 627 00:21:04,901 --> 00:21:06,489 to conquer blowing up balloons. 628 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:07,938 I didn't put in any effort. 629 00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:09,871 I just took the easy way out. 630 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,735 - Don't be so hard on yourself, buddy. 631 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,496 Every uh-oh is a chance to grow. 632 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:16,947 I saw that on a poster in Dr. Lopez's office. 633 00:21:17,016 --> 00:21:19,295 - Huh. Maybe that poster's right. 634 00:21:19,364 --> 00:21:20,986 Come on, Clyde. We have to get 635 00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,436 all that wood back. 636 00:21:22,505 --> 00:21:25,542 - Well, most of it landed in ketchup, but okay. 637 00:21:25,611 --> 00:21:26,647 [jazz riff] 638 00:21:26,716 --> 00:21:27,924 [school bell rings] 639 00:21:29,615 --> 00:21:31,169 - Miss Johnson? 640 00:21:31,238 --> 00:21:33,102 I just wanted you to know that I made a step stool. 641 00:21:33,171 --> 00:21:34,965 I don't expect you to change my grade. 642 00:21:35,034 --> 00:21:38,141 I only did it to prove to myself that I could. 643 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,902 - Actually, I haven't done the grading yet. 644 00:21:40,971 --> 00:21:43,112 I'm proud of you for giving it a try. 645 00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:45,183 I can tell how hard you worked. 646 00:21:45,252 --> 00:21:46,908 There's blood all over this. 647 00:21:46,977 --> 00:21:48,703 - Actually, that's ketchup. 648 00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:50,326 Maybe barbecue sauce. 649 00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:52,949 - Well, I think I'm going to give you a pass. 650 00:21:53,018 --> 00:21:56,366 [jazz music] 651 00:21:56,435 --> 00:22:00,025 Okay, class. Our next unit will be... 652 00:22:00,094 --> 00:22:02,441 the clowning arts! 653 00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,512 We'll start with balloons. 654 00:22:04,581 --> 00:22:05,582 [inhales deeply] 655 00:22:05,651 --> 00:22:08,171 ♪ ♪ 656 00:22:10,346 --> 00:22:11,864 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 657 00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:13,797 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 658 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,868 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 659 00:22:15,937 --> 00:22:18,871 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 660 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:22,841 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 661 00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:24,394 - ♪ Loud house ♪ 662 00:22:24,463 --> 00:22:26,189 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 663 00:22:26,258 --> 00:22:27,501 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 664 00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:28,881 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 665 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,089 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 666 00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:32,230 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 667 00:22:32,299 --> 00:22:34,542 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 668 00:22:34,611 --> 00:22:36,268 ♪ In the Loud house ♪