1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:03,360 [upbeat rock music] 2 00:00:03,429 --> 00:00:08,192 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,184 --> 00:00:12,429 - Guess who I bumped into on the way to the optometrist. 4 00:00:12,498 --> 00:00:15,432 Everyone. [laughter] 5 00:00:15,501 --> 00:00:18,366 What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? 6 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,299 I'll never part with it. 7 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:22,715 [laughter] 8 00:00:22,784 --> 00:00:23,751 - Ohh. 9 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,787 - There go Bernie's teeth again. 10 00:00:25,856 --> 00:00:29,757 - How 'bout that talent, eh? That's my granddaughter. 11 00:00:29,826 --> 00:00:32,380 - Thank you. Well, this is my stop. 12 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:35,487 So I "moustache" you to excuse me. 13 00:00:35,556 --> 00:00:38,075 [laughter, horn toots] 14 00:00:38,144 --> 00:00:39,594 - What's that all about? 15 00:00:39,663 --> 00:00:41,078 - Oh, that's my new gig. 16 00:00:41,147 --> 00:00:43,115 I'm the entertainer on the Giggling Geezer. 17 00:00:43,184 --> 00:00:44,323 - Giggling Geezer? 18 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:45,773 - The bus Sunset Canyon uses 19 00:00:45,842 --> 00:00:47,533 to take the seniors on day trips. 20 00:00:47,602 --> 00:00:49,190 Do you realize what this means? 21 00:00:49,259 --> 00:00:50,709 Today the Giggling Geezer, 22 00:00:50,778 --> 00:00:53,366 tomorrow the Royal Woods Theater. 23 00:00:53,436 --> 00:00:55,127 - Tomorrow? Can we still get tickets? 24 00:00:55,196 --> 00:00:57,094 - No, not tomorrow, tomorrow. 25 00:00:57,163 --> 00:00:58,751 Someday tomorrow. 26 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:01,236 I hope to be the youngest person to ever perform there. 27 00:01:01,305 --> 00:01:02,721 - Well, congratulations. 28 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:04,447 Keep reaching for those dreams. 29 00:01:04,516 --> 00:01:07,277 - Aww, thanks. You're so supportive. 30 00:01:07,346 --> 00:01:08,692 - The more success she has, 31 00:01:08,761 --> 00:01:10,556 the less time she has to prank us. 32 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,040 - Ah. [flatulence noise] 33 00:01:12,109 --> 00:01:14,526 Yeah, she still has time. 34 00:01:16,079 --> 00:01:17,425 - [gasps] 35 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,358 Lucy, what are you doing on the stairs? 36 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,809 - Sigh. I submitted my best poem 37 00:01:21,878 --> 00:01:23,500 to "The Transylvania Review." 38 00:01:23,569 --> 00:01:25,019 They didn't want it. 39 00:01:25,088 --> 00:01:27,400 I must not have what it takes to be a poet. 40 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:29,644 - Your first rejection letter, huh? 41 00:01:29,713 --> 00:01:32,440 Well, step into my office. I want to show you something. 42 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,962 These are my rejection letters. 43 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:39,412 - It's like a coffin for your dreams. 44 00:01:39,482 --> 00:01:41,484 - It's just part of the creative life. 45 00:01:41,553 --> 00:01:43,278 You can't expect to shoot to the top right away. 46 00:01:43,347 --> 00:01:46,558 When I was your age, I had to start at the bottom. 47 00:01:46,627 --> 00:01:49,008 Performing for our pets' birthdays. 48 00:01:49,077 --> 00:01:52,080 What did the Dalmatian say after eating a snack? 49 00:01:52,149 --> 00:01:53,806 That hit the spot. 50 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,083 - [whimpers] 51 00:01:55,152 --> 00:01:58,224 - Wow, rough crowd. [liquid spattering] 52 00:01:58,293 --> 00:02:00,054 Dang it, Charles. 53 00:02:00,123 --> 00:02:01,642 It was a long time before I was ready 54 00:02:01,711 --> 00:02:03,575 to try my act out in public. 55 00:02:03,644 --> 00:02:06,163 [laughs] Good one, Mr. Coconuts. 56 00:02:06,232 --> 00:02:09,028 You bowl me over. 57 00:02:09,097 --> 00:02:11,479 Guess that one landed in the gutter, toots. 58 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,308 [laughs, crowd booing] 59 00:02:13,377 --> 00:02:15,069 Ah, curly fries! 60 00:02:15,138 --> 00:02:17,623 Even then, I still had a lot to learn about comedy. 61 00:02:17,692 --> 00:02:19,694 So I enrolled in a clowning academy. 62 00:02:19,763 --> 00:02:21,316 [nose squeaks, electricity crackles] 63 00:02:21,385 --> 00:02:22,732 [laughs] 64 00:02:22,801 --> 00:02:24,768 Finally after paying my dues, 65 00:02:24,837 --> 00:02:26,805 I was ready to build my own business. 66 00:02:26,874 --> 00:02:28,634 How do turtles talk to each other? 67 00:02:28,703 --> 00:02:30,602 On their shell phones. 68 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:32,983 [laughter and applause] 69 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,364 [harp music] 70 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:36,780 Just be patient and keep trying. 71 00:02:36,849 --> 00:02:38,644 And no matter how hard it gets, 72 00:02:38,713 --> 00:02:41,371 remember, you always have a sister who knows 73 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,787 you're spec-tacular! 74 00:02:43,856 --> 00:02:45,824 - I feel a lot better. 75 00:02:45,893 --> 00:02:47,688 You know so much, Luan. 76 00:02:47,757 --> 00:02:50,794 Maybe you could help me become a successful poet. 77 00:02:50,863 --> 00:02:53,556 - I suppose I could "stanza" to do that. 78 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:56,524 After all, I am well versed in mentoring. 79 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,319 We'd make quite a couplet. 80 00:02:58,388 --> 00:03:00,632 [both laugh] 81 00:03:00,701 --> 00:03:02,495 Okay, so your first step 82 00:03:02,565 --> 00:03:05,602 is to sharpen your skills at home. 83 00:03:05,671 --> 00:03:08,467 - Fresh tuna shrouded in a cold beet sauce 84 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,987 and laid to rest on a bed of pineapple. 85 00:03:11,056 --> 00:03:12,505 Great job, Lucy. 86 00:03:12,575 --> 00:03:14,922 This is the perfect update to the Aloha Comrade menu. 87 00:03:14,991 --> 00:03:17,510 I was just gonna say "fish in sauce." 88 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:19,720 - "Looking for an outfit that'll knock them dead? 89 00:03:19,789 --> 00:03:22,274 "This black sequin gown shimmers like the eyes 90 00:03:22,343 --> 00:03:25,173 of a hundred vampires on a moonless night." 91 00:03:25,242 --> 00:03:26,658 This is perfect. 92 00:03:26,727 --> 00:03:29,315 I can't wait to put it on my fashion blog. 93 00:03:29,384 --> 00:03:31,559 Done. 94 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,078 - Nice work. 95 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:36,391 The next step is to get some formal training. 96 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:41,155 - Okay, class, give me your best rhymes for "rose." 97 00:03:41,224 --> 00:03:42,846 - Chose. - Clothes. 98 00:03:42,915 --> 00:03:45,193 - Bows. - Decompose. 99 00:03:45,262 --> 00:03:48,852 - Ooh, evocative. 100 00:03:48,921 --> 00:03:51,683 - The next step is to start putting your work out there. 101 00:03:51,752 --> 00:03:55,100 [upbeat music] 102 00:03:55,169 --> 00:03:57,896 - Oh, honey, these pillows would be perfect 103 00:03:57,965 --> 00:04:00,036 for the nursery. I can't decide. 104 00:04:00,105 --> 00:04:03,626 "Rage against conformity" or "Embrace the darkness"? 105 00:04:03,695 --> 00:04:06,490 - Get 'em both. You might have twins. 106 00:04:06,559 --> 00:04:09,873 Okay, you're almost ready to read your work in public. 107 00:04:09,942 --> 00:04:12,980 But first, you gotta build a thick skin. 108 00:04:13,049 --> 00:04:14,326 [bongos playing] 109 00:04:14,395 --> 00:04:17,674 - "Melancholy night before a hopeless dawn. 110 00:04:17,743 --> 00:04:20,125 "The sun is rising soon, 111 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:22,645 but all my joy is gone." 112 00:04:22,714 --> 00:04:25,371 [all jeering] 113 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,615 - Oh, I don't wanna do this. 114 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,134 - It's for her own good. 115 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:31,205 - I'll show you how it's done. 116 00:04:31,274 --> 00:04:33,103 That poem is terrible. 117 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:35,485 I've been more moved by Lynn's farts. 118 00:04:35,554 --> 00:04:37,694 - Aw, thank you. 119 00:04:37,763 --> 00:04:40,179 - You smell weird, your hair is wrong, 120 00:04:40,248 --> 00:04:43,942 and I would not recommend you to my friends! 121 00:04:47,462 --> 00:04:48,947 - "Mean little blonde. 122 00:04:49,016 --> 00:04:51,259 "You throw stones and sticks. 123 00:04:51,328 --> 00:04:52,605 "But what would you know? 124 00:04:52,675 --> 00:04:54,090 You're only six." 125 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:56,230 - Boo-yah! That's my girl! 126 00:04:56,299 --> 00:04:59,060 Lucy, time to take your show on the road. 127 00:04:59,129 --> 00:05:01,235 Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? 128 00:05:01,304 --> 00:05:04,169 Because Timmy was a goldfish. 129 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:07,137 [laughter] 130 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,760 Oh, thank you. 131 00:05:08,829 --> 00:05:11,659 Now I present to you our visiting poet, Lucy Loud. 132 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,697 I know she'll show you a good rhyme. 133 00:05:17,285 --> 00:05:20,047 - "The end is near. Give up all hope." 134 00:05:20,116 --> 00:05:21,807 [all gasp] 135 00:05:21,876 --> 00:05:23,636 - Why don't we try another one? 136 00:05:23,706 --> 00:05:26,363 You gotta know your audience. 137 00:05:26,432 --> 00:05:28,262 - "Ode to Pop-Pop." 138 00:05:28,331 --> 00:05:29,919 - I like it already. 139 00:05:29,988 --> 00:05:32,128 - "Warm eyes and anchor tattoo. 140 00:05:32,197 --> 00:05:34,717 "Blends his food, no need to chew. 141 00:05:34,786 --> 00:05:37,098 "Orange suspenders, he's got style. 142 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:40,308 He'll lift your soul with just a smile." 143 00:05:40,377 --> 00:05:42,103 - [sniffles] 144 00:05:42,172 --> 00:05:44,554 [all cheering, horn toots] 145 00:05:44,623 --> 00:05:47,764 - Well, Luce, I'd say you're ready to fly solo now. 146 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:49,628 But if you ever have any questions, 147 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,181 you can come to me. 148 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,596 - Thank you, Luan. 149 00:05:52,665 --> 00:05:54,598 You're the best mentor ever. 150 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:57,532 - Honey, Lucy is smiling. Get the camera! 151 00:05:57,601 --> 00:06:00,363 - That sounds more appealing. 152 00:06:00,432 --> 00:06:02,537 [laughter] 153 00:06:02,606 --> 00:06:04,574 - That's--ohh. 154 00:06:04,643 --> 00:06:06,403 - Driver, pull over. 155 00:06:06,472 --> 00:06:08,612 Bernie lost his chompers again. 156 00:06:08,681 --> 00:06:11,961 - Come on, I'll help you find them. 157 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,861 - [panting] 158 00:06:15,930 --> 00:06:18,795 Luan, I've been chasing you for six blocks. 159 00:06:18,864 --> 00:06:20,486 I have amazing news. 160 00:06:20,555 --> 00:06:23,144 My poetry teacher is hosting Poetry Festival 161 00:06:23,213 --> 00:06:25,181 and has asked me to be a part of it. 162 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:27,977 - That is amazing. Congrats. 163 00:06:28,046 --> 00:06:31,635 - It's going to be at the Royal Woods Theater. 164 00:06:31,704 --> 00:06:33,879 - You don't say. 165 00:06:33,948 --> 00:06:36,779 - No kid has ever performed onstage there before. 166 00:06:36,848 --> 00:06:38,746 - You don't say. 167 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,162 - Is your face okay? 168 00:06:41,231 --> 00:06:45,477 - Yes, it's just so happyfor you. 169 00:06:45,546 --> 00:06:47,582 It's just so, so great 170 00:06:47,651 --> 00:06:49,446 how you didn't have to struggle too long 171 00:06:49,515 --> 00:06:52,277 to make your dreams come true. 172 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,313 So, so great. 173 00:06:54,382 --> 00:06:56,799 - I can't breathe. 174 00:06:56,868 --> 00:06:58,559 [breathes deeply] 175 00:06:58,628 --> 00:06:59,905 Thank you so much, Luan. 176 00:06:59,974 --> 00:07:01,458 If it wasn't for you, 177 00:07:01,527 --> 00:07:04,841 I never would have made it to the Royal Woods Theater. 178 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:08,051 - Yes, I know. 179 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,433 - Found 'em! 180 00:07:10,502 --> 00:07:12,676 Hmm. Whoops. 181 00:07:12,745 --> 00:07:15,058 Not my teeth. 182 00:07:18,096 --> 00:07:19,856 - [sighs] 183 00:07:19,925 --> 00:07:21,893 - I'm really nervous about my reading tomorrow. 184 00:07:21,962 --> 00:07:23,618 Do vocal exercises help? 185 00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:25,379 I know one called the endless moan. 186 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:29,038 [moaning] 187 00:07:29,107 --> 00:07:32,455 - Sure, do that. That's great. 188 00:07:32,524 --> 00:07:34,146 - Which shade of black do you think is better 189 00:07:34,215 --> 00:07:37,253 for the reading, Eternal Sadness or Vacant Tomb? 190 00:07:37,322 --> 00:07:40,635 - I don't know. Eternal Tomb. 191 00:07:40,704 --> 00:07:42,637 - I read that making good eye contact with the audience 192 00:07:42,706 --> 00:07:43,707 is important. 193 00:07:43,776 --> 00:07:45,951 How's this? 194 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:48,747 Is this better? 195 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:51,025 How about this? 196 00:07:52,578 --> 00:07:53,959 What if I get stage fright? 197 00:07:54,028 --> 00:07:55,892 I mean, I could handle the Giggling Geezer, 198 00:07:55,961 --> 00:07:58,308 but this crowd is going to be huge. 199 00:07:58,377 --> 00:08:00,966 - Why are you even asking me, Lucy? 200 00:08:01,035 --> 00:08:02,450 You're the genius who got a gig 201 00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:04,763 at the Royal Woods Theater,not me. 202 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:08,077 So why don't you figure it out? 203 00:08:08,146 --> 00:08:10,148 - You done with the TV? [door slams] 204 00:08:10,217 --> 00:08:12,875 Whoa. - What was that about? 205 00:08:12,944 --> 00:08:14,290 - I think I know. 206 00:08:14,359 --> 00:08:17,224 There's something that I need to tell you. 207 00:08:20,296 --> 00:08:23,230 - Okay, let's just get this over with. 208 00:08:23,299 --> 00:08:26,371 Oh, maybe they'll seat us behind someone with big hair, 209 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,892 so I don't have to watch my sister steal my dreams. 210 00:08:29,961 --> 00:08:31,307 [toilet flushes] 211 00:08:31,376 --> 00:08:34,241 - But, Lori, I was wearing fuchsia today! 212 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:36,208 - 83...84... - Hey, what's going on? 213 00:08:36,277 --> 00:08:38,107 Why isn't anybody ready for Lucy's reading? 214 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:40,488 - Lucy will not be doing said reading. 215 00:08:40,557 --> 00:08:42,214 - What? Why not? 216 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:44,354 - She claims to be ill, though I just checked her vitals, 217 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,563 and she seems to be medically fine. 218 00:08:46,632 --> 00:08:49,912 It must all be in her head. 219 00:08:49,981 --> 00:08:51,499 [bell dings] 220 00:08:51,568 --> 00:08:54,606 - Hey, Luce, Lisa said you're too sick to do the reading. 221 00:08:54,675 --> 00:08:55,952 - Cough. Cough. 222 00:08:56,021 --> 00:08:58,058 Yeah, my throat is killing me, 223 00:08:58,127 --> 00:09:00,405 and I think I've got a fever. 224 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,821 - Pfft, that was weak. 225 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,099 - Hmm, you feel fine to me. 226 00:09:05,168 --> 00:09:06,998 Is there any chance you're faking 227 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:09,621 just because you're afraid to go onstage? 228 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:12,037 - Um, not exactly. 229 00:09:12,106 --> 00:09:14,315 - Hmm, well, something's going on. 230 00:09:14,384 --> 00:09:15,627 You can tell me. 231 00:09:15,696 --> 00:09:17,318 - Sigh. Okay. 232 00:09:17,387 --> 00:09:19,044 Lincoln told me it was your dream 233 00:09:19,113 --> 00:09:20,804 to be the youngest person to ever perform 234 00:09:20,873 --> 00:09:22,530 at the Royal Woods Theater. 235 00:09:22,599 --> 00:09:24,291 I don't wanna take that from you. 236 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,224 - Really? So you're giving up 237 00:09:26,293 --> 00:09:28,640 on this huge opportunity just for me? 238 00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:33,231 - How could I not after all you've done for me? 239 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,991 - All right, get out of bed. 240 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:37,994 - What? - You're doing the festival. 241 00:09:41,377 --> 00:09:43,068 I think we should go with Vacant Tomb. 242 00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:45,208 - That's actually Eternal Sadness. 243 00:09:45,277 --> 00:09:48,142 Lynn, I don't understand. What about-- 244 00:09:48,211 --> 00:09:49,902 - What kind of a mentor would I be 245 00:09:49,972 --> 00:09:52,181 if I allowed you to miss this opportunity? 246 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:55,460 Look, I'm sorry I got jealous before. 247 00:09:55,529 --> 00:09:58,497 You've earned this. 248 00:09:58,566 --> 00:10:01,017 - Thanks, Luan. 249 00:10:01,086 --> 00:10:03,399 - Honey, Lucy's hugging someone! 250 00:10:03,468 --> 00:10:04,952 Get the camera! 251 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,023 [orchestral music] 252 00:10:07,092 --> 00:10:08,921 - Ladies and gentlemen, 253 00:10:08,991 --> 00:10:12,787 please welcome our next poet, Lucy Loud. 254 00:10:12,856 --> 00:10:15,066 [applause] 255 00:10:22,487 --> 00:10:25,455 - This poem goes out to the person who got me here, 256 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,700 my big sister Luan. 257 00:10:28,769 --> 00:10:30,633 Dreams burnt to ash. 258 00:10:30,702 --> 00:10:32,359 Hope tangled like laces. 259 00:10:32,428 --> 00:10:36,466 Till love swept in with puns and funny faces. 260 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:40,056 Where my path will lead I can't be sure. 261 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:43,473 But if ever I'm lost, I'll look up to her. 262 00:10:47,339 --> 00:10:48,720 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 263 00:10:48,789 --> 00:10:50,549 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 264 00:10:50,618 --> 00:10:52,655 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 265 00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:55,554 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 266 00:10:55,623 --> 00:10:59,662 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 267 00:10:59,731 --> 00:11:01,146 - ♪ Loud house ♪ 268 00:11:01,215 --> 00:11:02,630 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 269 00:11:02,699 --> 00:11:04,149 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 270 00:11:04,218 --> 00:11:05,357 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 271 00:11:05,426 --> 00:11:06,600 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 272 00:11:06,669 --> 00:11:08,602 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 273 00:11:08,671 --> 00:11:11,087 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 274 00:11:11,156 --> 00:11:12,744 ♪ In the Loud house ♪