1 00:00:02,726 --> 00:00:04,487 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,556 --> 00:00:06,213 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,282 --> 00:00:07,766 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,835 --> 00:00:09,526 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 5 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:11,425 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:11,494 --> 00:00:13,703 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,772 --> 00:00:15,118 - ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 8 00:00:15,187 --> 00:00:16,775 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 9 00:00:16,844 --> 00:00:18,294 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:18,363 --> 00:00:20,089 ♪ Is how we show our love ♪ 11 00:00:20,158 --> 00:00:21,607 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,676 --> 00:00:23,368 - ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 13 00:00:23,437 --> 00:00:24,610 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:27,924 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪ 15 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:28,925 ♪ Loud house ♪ 16 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:30,202 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:30,996 --> 00:00:33,826 [peppy music] 18 00:00:33,895 --> 00:00:40,178 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:40,902 --> 00:00:44,044 [curious music] - Hmm. 20 00:00:44,113 --> 00:00:46,460 These totes bring out your nose. 21 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:48,496 Here, don't want you getting cold. 22 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:50,533 - Hey, Leni. - Who told you my name? 23 00:00:50,602 --> 00:00:53,674 Oh, I'm wearing a nametag. 24 00:00:53,743 --> 00:00:54,813 - Shift's over. 25 00:00:54,882 --> 00:00:56,297 Let's go get pretzels. 26 00:00:56,366 --> 00:00:59,438 - Oh, it's you guys. - Nice window dressing. 27 00:00:59,507 --> 00:01:01,475 You made the 'kins look like friends. 28 00:01:01,544 --> 00:01:03,615 - Thanks. I modeled them after us. 29 00:01:03,684 --> 00:01:06,135 [ding] 30 00:01:06,204 --> 00:01:07,791 [all munching] 31 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,552 That's him, right? Burger guy? 32 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:11,623 - Yeah. I'm so nervous about tonight. 33 00:01:11,692 --> 00:01:13,728 I haven't been on a date since things fizzled 34 00:01:13,797 --> 00:01:15,282 with smoothie guy. 35 00:01:15,351 --> 00:01:17,491 [mournful music] 36 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,803 - We'll come over after work and help you get ready. 37 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,289 Right, Miguel? - Oh, I am yours, girl. 38 00:01:22,358 --> 00:01:25,050 - [gasps] Hey, Leni. 39 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,396 [girls squeal] 40 00:01:26,465 --> 00:01:29,261 [all kissing] 41 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:30,883 - What a fun surprise. 42 00:01:30,952 --> 00:01:33,162 These are my two best friends at school, 43 00:01:33,231 --> 00:01:34,853 Jackie and Mandee, and these are 44 00:01:34,922 --> 00:01:37,027 my two best friends at work, Miguel and Fiona. 45 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,339 girls: Hey. - Oh, hi. 46 00:01:38,408 --> 00:01:40,997 - Leni, we bought so many cute shoes. 47 00:01:41,066 --> 00:01:43,172 - With money to spare for the pop-up sale 48 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:44,414 this weekend. - Yes! 49 00:01:44,483 --> 00:01:46,002 Pop-up sale! [screams] 50 00:01:46,071 --> 00:01:48,142 - Sounds like you guys have a lot to talk about. 51 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:49,695 I should mosey. - Yeah, me, too. 52 00:01:49,764 --> 00:01:51,318 But we'll see you tonight, Leni. 53 00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:53,113 - See you at 7:00! 54 00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:55,701 [mournful music] 55 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,910 - Wait, you're hanging out with those guys tonight? 56 00:01:57,979 --> 00:01:59,049 - Well, yeah. 57 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,499 Is that bad? - It's fine. 58 00:02:00,568 --> 00:02:02,501 I mean, I can't remember the last time we spent 59 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:04,883 a Friday night together, but it's fine. 60 00:02:04,952 --> 00:02:06,574 - No, no, it's not fine. 61 00:02:06,643 --> 00:02:08,507 If I'm not making enough time for you guys, 62 00:02:08,576 --> 00:02:10,026 I need to fix that. 63 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:12,649 I'll come over after I'm done at Fiona's house, okay? 64 00:02:12,718 --> 00:02:14,927 - Sounds good. - See you laters. 65 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:16,101 [mellow music] 66 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,482 - I hate first dates. 67 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:19,208 What--what if we have nothing to talk about? 68 00:02:19,277 --> 00:02:21,417 - Don't worry, you can use this list 69 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:24,040 of 25 first-date questions I found. 70 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:25,800 [phone vibrating] 71 00:02:25,869 --> 00:02:27,906 Oh, what time are you leaving for your date, Fiona? 72 00:02:27,975 --> 00:02:29,632 I should let Jackie and Mandee know 73 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:31,910 when to expect me. - Wait, you double-booked us? 74 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:34,015 - No, I just made two separate plans 75 00:02:34,084 --> 00:02:35,810 for the same night. - I mean, that's legit 76 00:02:35,879 --> 00:02:37,812 what a double-book is, but it's fine. 77 00:02:37,881 --> 00:02:40,056 - Yeah, go be with your school friends. 78 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:41,644 We have this covered. 79 00:02:41,713 --> 00:02:43,715 - But I'll see you guys at the pop-up sale 80 00:02:43,784 --> 00:02:44,819 this weekend? 81 00:02:44,888 --> 00:02:46,718 - I mean, sure. - Yeah, I guess. 82 00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:48,029 ♪ ♪ 83 00:02:48,098 --> 00:02:50,031 - Hey, guys! I'm so glad we can hang out. 84 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:53,069 Tell me what's new with you. - Oh, my gosh, so much. 85 00:02:53,138 --> 00:02:56,314 I'm not sure I want to be a veterinarian anymore. 86 00:02:56,383 --> 00:02:58,385 - I'm thinking about getting bangs. 87 00:02:58,454 --> 00:03:00,041 [phone vibrating] 88 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:02,389 - Wow, that is big. 89 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,598 Speaking of bangs, I should go check mine. 90 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:06,047 Make sure they're not too flat. 91 00:03:06,116 --> 00:03:07,463 BRB. 92 00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:08,774 [sneaky music] 93 00:03:08,843 --> 00:03:11,260 Sorry, really gotta get in there. 94 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:14,021 Fiona, what's the matter? - Sorry to bother you guys, 95 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:15,471 but I need help. 96 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:16,782 We already got through those 25 questions. 97 00:03:16,851 --> 00:03:18,508 His answer to every one was... 98 00:03:18,577 --> 00:03:20,130 [deep voice] I guess. 99 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,063 - There have to be other things you can talk about. 100 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:24,134 I know, tell him about the time 101 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,274 you went to Canada. 102 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:27,483 Guys love adventure! 103 00:03:27,552 --> 00:03:28,932 - Are you okay? 104 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,451 I thought I heard you talking to someone. 105 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,109 - Oh, yeah, I was just talking to... 106 00:03:33,178 --> 00:03:34,248 myself. 107 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:35,353 It helps me pee. 108 00:03:35,422 --> 00:03:36,664 [phone vibrating] 109 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:38,459 Uh, but it didn't work. I should go again. 110 00:03:38,528 --> 00:03:40,012 This time I'll try singing. 111 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:44,845 - [panting, groans] 112 00:03:44,914 --> 00:03:47,123 - ♪ Row-row-row your boat ♪ 113 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:48,573 ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ 114 00:03:48,642 --> 00:03:50,195 [phone vibrating] 115 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,921 - Leni, guess who's seated at the table next to mine? 116 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,129 Smoothie guy! 117 00:03:53,198 --> 00:03:55,752 And he looks so cute and sensitive. 118 00:03:55,821 --> 00:03:58,238 - Move to another table immediately. 119 00:03:58,307 --> 00:03:59,549 - Focus on burger guy. 120 00:03:59,618 --> 00:04:00,999 It didn't work with smoothie guy, remember? 121 00:04:01,068 --> 00:04:02,656 Don't get sucked back into that blender. 122 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:05,245 - Thanks, guys. - ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ 123 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:08,178 [toilet flushes] 124 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,283 [phone vibrating] 125 00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:10,802 You know what we need? Snacks! 126 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:13,839 Don't get up, your nails are wet. 127 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:15,772 [gasps] Smoothie guy sent you 128 00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:17,774 some chili fries, and now burger guy 129 00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:20,915 is going over there to confront him? 130 00:04:20,984 --> 00:04:22,089 [phone vibrating] 131 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:25,403 Whoops, this isn't the kitchen. 132 00:04:25,472 --> 00:04:26,542 [dramatic music] 133 00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:28,164 - [groans] 134 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:29,890 [whining] - What? 135 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,513 Now burger guy and smoothie guy are hanging out 136 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,412 without you? - Leni? 137 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:36,310 Are you in here again? 138 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:38,485 My brother really needs to pee. 139 00:04:38,554 --> 00:04:40,452 - Sorry, I'll-- I'll be right out! 140 00:04:40,521 --> 00:04:41,936 Just washing my hands. 141 00:04:42,005 --> 00:04:44,456 I'm really sorry, guys, I have to go. 142 00:04:44,525 --> 00:04:45,906 - Oh, I guess your other friends 143 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:47,425 are more important than my life. 144 00:04:47,494 --> 00:04:49,254 - Fiona, it's not like that. 145 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,842 - O-M-gosh, are you talking 146 00:04:50,911 --> 00:04:53,016 to your work friends right now? 147 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:55,295 - [shrill scream] 148 00:04:55,364 --> 00:04:57,020 - Leni, are you okay? 149 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,159 [faucet squeaks] 150 00:04:58,228 --> 00:04:59,816 - [yelps] I'm so sorry! 151 00:04:59,885 --> 00:05:02,025 I--I'll clean it up. - Don't bother. 152 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,303 Mandee will help me. 153 00:05:03,372 --> 00:05:05,374 We won't take up any more of your time. 154 00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:07,203 - Yeah, neither will we. 155 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:09,412 [dial tone] 156 00:05:09,481 --> 00:05:12,173 [downtrodden music] 157 00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:13,174 [door opens] 158 00:05:13,243 --> 00:05:15,867 - [sighing repeatedly] 159 00:05:15,936 --> 00:05:17,558 - [scoffs] Leni, your sighing 160 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:19,560 is literally ruining my texting. 161 00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:22,080 What's wrong? - I don't know what to do. 162 00:05:22,149 --> 00:05:24,669 I feel torn between two groups of friends. 163 00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:27,327 How do I make them both happy? - [clears throat] 164 00:05:27,396 --> 00:05:29,087 - [scoffs] Lincoln, what do you want? 165 00:05:29,156 --> 00:05:31,020 - I think I know how to help Leni. 166 00:05:31,089 --> 00:05:33,194 When I started hanging out with Rusty and Zach 167 00:05:33,263 --> 00:05:34,748 Clyde and Liam felt left out, 168 00:05:34,817 --> 00:05:37,129 so I invited everyone to hang out together 169 00:05:37,198 --> 00:05:38,717 and now we're all BFFs. 170 00:05:38,786 --> 00:05:41,479 - So, you're saying my friends should hang out 171 00:05:41,548 --> 00:05:43,653 with your friends? - No. 172 00:05:43,722 --> 00:05:45,931 Bring your friends together. 173 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,692 - Huh. That is surprisingly 174 00:05:47,761 --> 00:05:49,797 mature advice for an 11-year-old. 175 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:51,799 - Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me, 176 00:05:51,868 --> 00:05:54,733 I have to go write my name on my new Ace Savvy underwear. 177 00:05:54,802 --> 00:05:56,770 [underwear stretches, snaps] 178 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,186 - I literally take that back. 179 00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:00,912 [bouncy music] 180 00:06:00,981 --> 00:06:03,224 - We're gonna have so much fun tonight. 181 00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:05,503 I planned a bunch of stuff for us to do. 182 00:06:05,572 --> 00:06:07,263 - Yogurt-covered pretzels? 183 00:06:07,332 --> 00:06:09,921 [gasps] And "16 1/2 Magazine." 184 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:13,303 My favorites. - Ooh, sparkly water! 185 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,375 Eww, who drinks "pomelo" flavor? 186 00:06:15,444 --> 00:06:16,755 [doorbell rings] 187 00:06:16,824 --> 00:06:19,586 - Oh, good, the other guests are here. 188 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:21,484 And I got your favorite drink.: 189 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:24,038 - Oh, I didn't realize this was a "party" party. 190 00:06:24,107 --> 00:06:25,764 - It's just the five of us. 191 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:28,388 I can't wait for you guys to get to know each other. 192 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:31,011 I thought we could play a getting-to-know-you game. 193 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,496 On each card is a fun fact about someone in this room. 194 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:34,739 Your job is to guess who. 195 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:36,499 Miguel, you can go first. 196 00:06:36,568 --> 00:06:38,501 - "I like pumpkin spice lattes." 197 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:40,020 I'm gonna guess Mandee. - [gasps] 198 00:06:40,089 --> 00:06:41,711 You're right. How'd you know? 199 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:44,093 - [disparaging laugh] If your name's Mandee, 200 00:06:44,162 --> 00:06:46,371 liking pumpkin spice lattes is pretty much 201 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,062 your entire brand. 202 00:06:48,131 --> 00:06:50,893 - Wow, you guys know each other so well already. 203 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,550 Jackie, your turn. 204 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:54,344 - "I have a winning smile." 205 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,001 [giggles] Well, that must be 206 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:57,347 about Mandee. - Actually, 207 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,728 it was about Miguel. 208 00:06:58,797 --> 00:07:00,523 - Hmm, I don't see it. 209 00:07:00,592 --> 00:07:03,215 - I'm done with this game. - Huh, which card says, 210 00:07:03,284 --> 00:07:04,769 "I'm a quitter"? 211 00:07:04,838 --> 00:07:07,634 - Uh, why don't we try something else? 212 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:10,050 Okay, I'll go first. 213 00:07:10,844 --> 00:07:12,052 Right foot apple. 214 00:07:12,121 --> 00:07:13,847 Mandee, why don't you go next? 215 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:16,505 - Leni knows I'm good at this game. 216 00:07:16,574 --> 00:07:18,886 Oh, left foot pineapple. 217 00:07:18,955 --> 00:07:20,129 - I'm pretty good at it, too. 218 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:23,477 I'm a part-time yoga instructor, so... 219 00:07:23,546 --> 00:07:24,651 Right foot grape. 220 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,135 Leni, I didn't tell you. 221 00:07:26,204 --> 00:07:28,378 Yesterday, I had to deal with a total Penny. 222 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,864 - Oh, no, that's awful. 223 00:07:30,933 --> 00:07:32,175 A "Penny" is what we call someone 224 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,005 who tries using an expired coupon. 225 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:37,422 - You kind of have to work with us to get it. 226 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,044 - Leni, did you see 227 00:07:39,113 --> 00:07:40,839 Rashida's prom-posal to Brandon? 228 00:07:40,908 --> 00:07:44,256 It was so addy-addy-bing-bang. 229 00:07:44,325 --> 00:07:46,258 - That's our friend word for "adorable." 230 00:07:46,327 --> 00:07:48,226 - You kind of have to go to school with us 231 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:49,745 to get it. 232 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:51,712 - Leni, I mean to thank you for helping me get through 233 00:07:51,781 --> 00:07:53,576 that awful 12-hour sale. 234 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:55,509 I was thinking about how working together 235 00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:58,581 is pretty much the deepest bond there is. 236 00:07:58,650 --> 00:07:59,893 - Really? 237 00:07:59,962 --> 00:08:01,722 'Cause I was thinking that true friendship 238 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,380 isn't something you can find on a rack. 239 00:08:04,449 --> 00:08:06,555 [combative music] 240 00:08:06,624 --> 00:08:08,557 - [gasps] My pomelo! 241 00:08:08,626 --> 00:08:10,490 - My bag! - It was an accident. 242 00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:12,837 I'm sorry I'm not a part-time yoga instructor. 243 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:14,977 - Leni, this was a terrible idea. 244 00:08:15,046 --> 00:08:16,668 Why did you want us to hang out with them? 245 00:08:16,737 --> 00:08:18,808 - Well, believe me, we didn't want to hang out with you. 246 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:20,430 - [huffs] We're leaving. 247 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,846 - Don't bother, we're leaving. 248 00:08:21,915 --> 00:08:24,227 [all grunting] 249 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,712 - Guys, wait! 250 00:08:25,781 --> 00:08:26,989 We didn't get to eat 251 00:08:27,058 --> 00:08:30,199 the "New Best Friends" cakeI baked. 252 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:31,856 - Sorry, Leni. 253 00:08:31,925 --> 00:08:33,651 And by the way, Miguel, 254 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,238 everyone likes pumpkin spice. 255 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,447 Except maybe stuck-up part-time yoga instructors. 256 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,588 - [gasps] 257 00:08:39,657 --> 00:08:42,314 [tense music] 258 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:43,557 - Wow, poor Leni. 259 00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:45,179 She's literally bending over backwards 260 00:08:45,248 --> 00:08:46,767 for her friends. - [groans] 261 00:08:46,836 --> 00:08:48,942 [yelps] 262 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:50,840 - [groans] These clothes will go out 263 00:08:50,909 --> 00:08:53,187 of style before I get to try them on. 264 00:08:53,256 --> 00:08:54,706 - Oh, it's you. 265 00:08:54,775 --> 00:08:56,259 Ugh. - Didn't Leni tell you 266 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,951 that fuchsia was last season's color? 267 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,711 - Mm, guess she didn't tell you 268 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,126 that you can't pull off those jeans. 269 00:09:01,195 --> 00:09:03,370 - [horrified gasp] - That's it. 270 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:05,441 Leni, come out. You have to choose. 271 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,098 Either them or us. 272 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,686 Oops. [awkward laugh] 273 00:09:08,755 --> 00:09:09,859 My bad. 274 00:09:09,928 --> 00:09:11,620 Wait, isn't Leni with you guys? 275 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,104 - We thought she was with you. 276 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:16,279 [gasps] Is she blowing us all off? 277 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,834 - On this week's episode of "Best Friends Forever," 278 00:09:18,903 --> 00:09:21,215 Kurt is torn between suede fringe 279 00:09:21,284 --> 00:09:23,770 and classic pinstripe. - Luckily, my best friends 280 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:26,462 are here to help me choose the perfect vest. 281 00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:27,670 - [weeping] 282 00:09:27,739 --> 00:09:28,913 [phone ringing] 283 00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:30,915 Hello? - Leni, what the heck? 284 00:09:30,984 --> 00:09:32,986 Where are you? - Oh, hey. 285 00:09:33,055 --> 00:09:35,195 How's the pop-up sale? - Never mind that. 286 00:09:35,264 --> 00:09:36,679 You ditched us. 287 00:09:36,748 --> 00:09:38,370 Do you have another group of friends we don't know about? 288 00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:39,820 - I'm sorry. 289 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:41,719 I knew that no matter who I went to the sale with 290 00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:44,963 I'd be upsetting someone, so I decided to stay home. 291 00:09:45,032 --> 00:09:46,240 I'll let you guys go. 292 00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:48,553 I don't want to ruin your day. 293 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,037 - Wow. 294 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:52,764 Leni missed her favorite sale because of us. 295 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:53,765 - Ugh. 296 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:56,768 We are the worst. 297 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:59,737 - Leni, we need to talk to you. - We overheard your phone call 298 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,152 and we're worried about you. 299 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,912 It's not your fault if your friends 300 00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:04,638 can't get along. - It's not? 301 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:07,020 - No, and if they can't hang out together, 302 00:10:07,089 --> 00:10:08,918 they'll just have to learn to share you. 303 00:10:08,987 --> 00:10:11,231 - You know what? You're right. 304 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,578 - Now you march over to the store and tell hem 305 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,649 that they're gonna have to grow up. 306 00:10:15,718 --> 00:10:17,789 - Yeah, I will do that! 307 00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:21,137 [rousing music] 308 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,070 Oh, you're here. Well, good. 309 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:24,796 There's something I have to say to you. 310 00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:27,109 - Actually, there's something we have to say to you. 311 00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:28,766 - No, me first. 312 00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:31,251 If you can't share the store, then you're going to have 313 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,805 to march over to the room and grow me up. 314 00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:35,496 Wait, that's not right. 315 00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:37,913 Dang it, I was gonna practice this on the bus. 316 00:10:37,982 --> 00:10:39,500 - Leni, never mind that. 317 00:10:39,569 --> 00:10:41,226 We came to apologize. 318 00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:42,918 - We've been acting like total jerks. 319 00:10:42,987 --> 00:10:44,471 I'm sorry we got so jealous. 320 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,818 - Even if the four of us aren't gonna be besties, 321 00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:48,475 we can at least try to get along. 322 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,960 - 'Cause the last thing any of us want is to lose you 323 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,859 as a friend. - Aww. 324 00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:54,412 That's supes sweet. 325 00:10:54,481 --> 00:10:55,344 Thanks, you guys. 326 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,277 Hey, do you want to come in? 327 00:10:57,346 --> 00:10:59,555 I was just watching "Best Friends Forever." 328 00:10:59,624 --> 00:11:02,247 both: I love that show! 329 00:11:02,316 --> 00:11:03,663 - [laughing] R--right? 330 00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:05,216 I mean, how could you go wrong? 331 00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:08,460 - That vest is so addy-addy-bing-bang 332 00:11:08,529 --> 00:11:11,705 - Hey, this pomelo's really tasty. 333 00:11:11,774 --> 00:11:13,120 Good call, Miguel. 334 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:15,916 [cheerful music] 335 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:20,024 [radical rock music] 336 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:25,615 ♪ ♪ 337 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,307 - [yells] 338 00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:30,759 [sniffs] Do I smell cookies? 339 00:11:30,828 --> 00:11:32,761 - Yeah, but don't waste your time. 340 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:35,522 They're "not for family." 341 00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:37,904 [lighthearted music] 342 00:11:37,973 --> 00:11:41,183 - Hey, Stinkin', think fast. 343 00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:42,909 [munching] - Lynn! 344 00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:44,945 - It's okay, we needed a taste-tester. 345 00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:46,982 I'm worried the bottoms are soggy. 346 00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:49,260 - Nope, nice crunch. 347 00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:51,572 What are they for? - Clyde and I have 348 00:11:51,641 --> 00:11:53,333 middle-school orientation tomorrow. 349 00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:55,645 - [splutters] You guys are coming 350 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,440 to my school? - Yeah! 351 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,132 We got assigned an 8th grade buddy 352 00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:00,685 who's gonna take us around and show us 353 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,514 what the next three years of our lives will be like. 354 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,516 - And we want to make a good impression, 355 00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:06,518 so we're coming prepared. 356 00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:08,866 Designed these ourselves. 357 00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:12,041 - "Clincoln McCloud- BFFs." 358 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,353 Cookies and business cards? 359 00:12:13,422 --> 00:12:15,355 That's your plan? - I'm also planning 360 00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:17,909 to use word association to learn everyone's names. 361 00:12:17,978 --> 00:12:20,256 Like, "Lynn once bruised 362 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:21,533 my shin." 363 00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,673 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, time out. 364 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,124 This stuff might fly in elementary school, okay? 365 00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:27,747 But middle school is different. 366 00:12:27,816 --> 00:12:29,196 It's the jungle. 367 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:30,611 If you walk in there looking like a couple 368 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,373 of weak chumps, you'll get eaten alive. 369 00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:34,201 [jaguar growls] 370 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,409 both: Eaten alive? 371 00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:36,963 - Does that mean we should reconsider 372 00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:40,138 wearing matching turtlenecks? - Ugh. 373 00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:42,175 - Don't worry, LJ's got your back. 374 00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:45,040 - [garbled voice] - Yo, Principal Ramirez. 375 00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:47,007 Lynn Loud. Hey, listen, who can I talk to 376 00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:49,527 about becoming an orientation buddy? 377 00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:51,460 - Psst, don't throw out those business cards. 378 00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:53,289 They might still work for high school. 379 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,636 [dramatic musical flourish] 380 00:12:55,705 --> 00:12:56,948 [peppy music] 381 00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:58,847 [indistinct chatter] Lincoln! 382 00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:00,434 Check out those columns! 383 00:13:00,503 --> 00:13:02,057 Do you think they're real marble? 384 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:03,403 - Probably. 385 00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:05,198 This place is so much bigger than our school. 386 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,820 Good thing they gave us maps. 387 00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:08,477 - Huh? 388 00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:10,548 Guys, guys, guys, ditch the maps. 389 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,101 First rule of survival: 390 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:14,034 Don't act like a total noob. 391 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,898 - But we are noobs. 392 00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:18,521 - Yeah, and if some upperclassman realizes that, 393 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,972 you'll be a prime target for pranks. 394 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,457 Like the kid who asked an eighth grader for directions 395 00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:26,253 on the first day of school. 396 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:29,222 The poor fool got sent on a wild-goose-chase 397 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,982 down in the tunnels under the school 398 00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:33,226 and didn't make it out until the whole day was over. 399 00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:35,055 [ominous music] 400 00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:36,298 [both gasp] 401 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,990 both: Don't... be... noobs. 402 00:13:39,059 --> 00:13:41,199 [bell rings] 403 00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:42,511 - Okay, homeroom. 404 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,685 There are no assigned seats, so it's time 405 00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:47,481 for rule number two: Don't get stuck with 406 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:49,035 a crummy desk. 407 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:51,106 Move out! 408 00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:52,555 - Oh, sorry. 409 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,694 Please, it's all yours. 410 00:13:53,763 --> 00:13:55,489 I'd pull out the chair for you, but... 411 00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:58,423 [clears throat] It's attached. 412 00:13:58,492 --> 00:14:00,184 - Wrong. 413 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:01,806 Hey, back off, pigtails. 414 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,464 My buddy saw this first. 415 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:06,466 [grunts] Boom, dominant. 416 00:14:06,535 --> 00:14:08,295 Nobody's messing with that. 417 00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:10,401 Hah. - Uh, wasn't that 418 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,472 a little aggressive? - [grunts] 419 00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:14,163 Not if you don't want to end up like the kid 420 00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:16,683 who got stuck with the worst desk in the room. 421 00:14:16,752 --> 00:14:17,995 [ominous music] 422 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:19,651 [cruel laughter] 423 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,791 This one kid thought she had the perfect desk, 424 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,863 but ended up getting stuck in it so tight 425 00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:26,210 that they had to call the school cook. 426 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:27,556 - Sorry, kid. 427 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,007 We're gonna have to grease you out. 428 00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:32,285 You got any nut allergies? 429 00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:34,874 [menacing laughter] 430 00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:38,774 both: Don't get stuck with crummy desks. 431 00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:40,949 - Okay, next is Bio. 432 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:42,674 Suit up. - Cool! 433 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,780 I've always wanted to wear a lab coat. 434 00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:46,402 - Welcome, fifth graders. 435 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,542 We are continuing our work with live mealworms today, 436 00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:51,407 so everyone grab a case from the back of the class. 437 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,341 - [grunts] 438 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,861 [all screaming] 439 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,173 - Sorry, guys! 440 00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,553 That was my fault. 441 00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:01,383 I was up late making... - [hollering] 442 00:15:01,452 --> 00:15:03,074 - Lynn, what the heck? 443 00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:04,938 - Rule number three: Never own up 444 00:15:05,007 --> 00:15:07,630 to making a mistake. - But I spilled the worms. 445 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,563 - So? Do you want to be like 446 00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:11,703 the sixth grader who--hang on, Clyde needs to hear this, too. 447 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:13,291 - [whimpering] 448 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,397 - Do you want to be like the sixth-grader who owned up 449 00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:17,778 to farting during a standardized test? 450 00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,125 [ominous music] 451 00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:22,231 - Hey, look, it's Farty McStink Pants! 452 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:25,683 both: Own up to nothing. 453 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,272 - [growling] - [laughs] 454 00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:30,653 Loving the agro body language. 455 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:31,827 Here you go. 456 00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:34,795 Double-meatball subs with extra sriracha. 457 00:15:34,864 --> 00:15:35,935 - Thanks. 458 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:37,419 I'm normally not a hot sauce guy, 459 00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:40,491 but after this morning I'm feeling dangerous. 460 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,975 [munching] 461 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:43,632 - Great, so my rules are sinking in? 462 00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:45,427 - Yeah, some kid just came over 463 00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:47,118 to ask if she could borrowa chair, 464 00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:48,775 and guess what Clyde said? 465 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,708 - [deep voice] I don't think so, pal. 466 00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:51,743 - Boom. 467 00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:53,331 McBride for the win. 468 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,746 - So what are we doing after lunch? 469 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,990 - Well, actually, we orientation buddies 470 00:15:57,059 --> 00:15:59,234 are supposed to let you guys fly solo for the rest 471 00:15:59,303 --> 00:16:00,545 of the day. 472 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:02,064 See how you do on your own. - Really? 473 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,272 - Already? - Don't worry. 474 00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:04,929 You guys totally got this. 475 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,275 Now, hands in. 476 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:07,759 Three, two, one... 477 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,796 all: Dominate! - Wow, Clyde, 478 00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:11,418 your hands are so soft. 479 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:15,181 - Oh, thank you. - We'll work on that. 480 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,183 - First class of the afternoon: 481 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:19,219 "The Wonders of Watercolors." 482 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:21,842 - To the Art department! 483 00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:24,328 Uh, which way is that again? 484 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,538 - Maybe if we just take a quick peek at the map... 485 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:29,505 - No! Lynn's first rule, remember? 486 00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:32,198 Don't look like a noob. - Right. 487 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,165 [bell ringing] 488 00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:35,339 - [both gasp] 489 00:16:35,408 --> 00:16:37,099 [doors slamming] 490 00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:39,101 - Oh, no, we're gonna be tardy! 491 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,172 - Hey, you guys lost? 492 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:42,863 - Nice try, bucko! 493 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,900 But we're not falling for one of your 494 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:47,730 upper classmen pranks. 495 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,078 [hyperventilating] - Way to dominate, Clyde. 496 00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:51,769 "Bucko" was a nice touch. - Thanks. 497 00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:54,254 My dads were watching a cop show last night. 498 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:55,738 [ambient music] 499 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,568 - This looks like the Art department. 500 00:16:57,637 --> 00:16:59,949 Maybe this is the watercolor room. 501 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,572 [kids hollering] 502 00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:02,883 - Are you kidding me? - Go away! 503 00:17:02,952 --> 00:17:05,403 - Is this "The Wonders of Watercolors"? 504 00:17:05,472 --> 00:17:07,750 - No, this is "Fun With Photography," 505 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,821 and you just ruined a whole months' work. 506 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,547 I'll see you jerks after school. 507 00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:14,033 Meet me on the blacktopat 3:00. 508 00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:17,001 - You think she's inviting us to play a game of tetherball? 509 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:20,142 - No, that's where we fight. 510 00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:21,730 [both swallow] 511 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:24,319 - Okay, so we ticked off one photo student, 512 00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:26,390 but I'm sure we can smooth everything over 513 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,116 after school. - I'm already writing 514 00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:30,463 the apology letter in my head. - Come on, let's grab a seat 515 00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:32,016 Remember rule number two! 516 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,501 These look nice and sturdy. - Plus, we can make 517 00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:37,263 great eye contact with the teacher from here. 518 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:38,471 - Oh. Hey, dudes. 519 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,714 Those are actually our seats. 520 00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:44,028 - [clears throat] We saw them first, bud. 521 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,340 - Um, okay. 522 00:17:45,409 --> 00:17:47,100 Well, seats are assigned, 523 00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:49,275 and those are legitimately ours. 524 00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,760 - Pssh, a likely story. 525 00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:52,899 [bell ringing] 526 00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:54,452 - Come on, man! - Byron, Cici, 527 00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:55,764 what are you doing out of your seats? 528 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:58,284 I expect every student to be ready to work 529 00:17:58,353 --> 00:17:59,388 when the bell rings. 530 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:01,494 You two just earned zeroes 531 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:03,427 for participation. [both gasp] 532 00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:06,119 - Meet us on the blacktop at 3:00. 533 00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:09,260 ♪ ♪ 534 00:18:09,329 --> 00:18:11,297 - How come we have so many enemies? 535 00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:13,782 We don't even go here yet. - Relax. 536 00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:15,577 This is our last class of the day. 537 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,544 Let's just keep a low profile and try not to make 538 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,443 anyone else hate us. - Got it. 539 00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:21,824 - Okay, people, I spent all morning 540 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,206 buffing the dumb floor for the PTA banquet 541 00:18:24,275 --> 00:18:25,828 so no dodgeball today. 542 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,796 You're watching a movie instead. 543 00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:29,694 [all cheering] 544 00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:30,902 - Perfect. 545 00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:33,042 There's no way we can mess this up. 546 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,182 [shoes squeaking] 547 00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:35,390 [both shout, grunt] 548 00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,461 - [gasps] - [screams] 549 00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:38,703 [metal clattering] 550 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:41,499 - Who's responsible for this? 551 00:18:41,568 --> 00:18:43,467 - Remember rule number three: 552 00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:45,676 never own up to making a mistake. 553 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:48,230 - Well, since no one's fessin' to the messin', 554 00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:50,129 you can forget that movie. 555 00:18:50,198 --> 00:18:51,475 You're all cleaning up instead. 556 00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:52,476 [crash] 557 00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:53,960 [all groan] 558 00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:56,652 - [angry muttering] - Don't feel bad, buddy. 559 00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:58,620 If we admitted it was us, we'd be the next 560 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,449 Farty McStink Pants. 561 00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:02,796 - It was you? You're making us clean? 562 00:19:02,865 --> 00:19:04,626 - [angry exclamation] - You meet us 563 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,869 on the blacktop at... - Yeah, yeah, we know. 564 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,975 On the blacktop, 3:00. 565 00:19:09,044 --> 00:19:10,494 ♪ ♪ 566 00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:12,358 [bell ringing] 567 00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:14,325 [tense music] 568 00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:16,016 [birds cawing] 569 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:18,053 - Uh-oh. 570 00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:20,745 ♪ ♪ 571 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:22,437 Guys, what's going on? 572 00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:25,094 - Well, it's a long story, but I'm pretty sure it ends 573 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,890 with those kids kicking our butts. 574 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:30,445 - [munching] 575 00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:33,102 - What the heck happened? - We tried following your rules 576 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,897 but people didn't think we're tough. 577 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,520 - They just think we're jerks, 578 00:19:36,589 --> 00:19:38,487 and I'm not sure I disagree. 579 00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,938 - Yeah, so thanks for the great advice. 580 00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:42,319 - I'm sorry. 581 00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,010 I was just trying to spare you guys 582 00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:46,426 from what happened to me. 583 00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:48,083 both: Huh? - Yeah, my first year 584 00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:51,224 of middle school was a real horror story. 585 00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,019 ♪ ♪ 586 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:55,504 Um, excuse me, could you tell me 587 00:19:55,573 --> 00:19:57,713 how to get to the gym? 588 00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,474 - Oh, sure, it's really easy. 589 00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:01,545 Just head down those stairs over there. 590 00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:03,374 [both laughing] 591 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,514 - So that story you told us 592 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,483 was about you? - Yep. 593 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:11,175 [sighs] They were all me. 594 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,177 [children laughing] 595 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:16,042 all chanting: Farty pants! Farty pants! 596 00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:18,907 - I finally figured out that if I acted tough, 597 00:20:18,976 --> 00:20:20,840 people would stop messing with me, 598 00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:23,118 and since it worked for me I thought it could help 599 00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:25,224 protect you guys, too. 600 00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:27,743 - Wow, I had no idea you went through all that. 601 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,918 - Me neither, and it was nice of you 602 00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:32,058 to try and help us, even though it's gonna lead 603 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:33,370 to a lot of pain. 604 00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:35,026 [whimpers] - No, it's not, 605 00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:37,546 because I'm gonna take the heat for you guys. 606 00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:39,997 both: No, no, no! - We have to go. 607 00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:42,206 - Some of those kids might still be here next year. 608 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,553 They're gonna think we're wimps who let other people 609 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,624 fight our battles. - Though, when you think 610 00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:49,972 about it, would that really be so bad? 611 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,733 Okay, okay. 612 00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:54,701 [suspenseful Western music] 613 00:20:54,770 --> 00:21:00,949 ♪ ♪ 614 00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:03,089 [watch beeps] 615 00:21:03,158 --> 00:21:04,711 [both shouting] 616 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:07,127 [both grunting] 617 00:21:07,956 --> 00:21:09,647 - Ugh. 618 00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:11,891 - [laughs weakly] I guess you guys don't have 619 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,444 to beat us up because apparently 620 00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:15,550 we can do it ourselves. 621 00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:17,276 [all laughing] 622 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,657 - Aww, we weren't really gonna beat you up. 623 00:21:19,726 --> 00:21:21,694 We just wanted to make you sweat a little. 624 00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:23,074 - Well, it worked. 625 00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:25,180 This is my third shirt of the day. 626 00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:27,147 [all laughing] 627 00:21:27,216 --> 00:21:28,839 - Here, kid, you dropped your-- 628 00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:31,393 hey, are these snickerdoodles? 629 00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:33,775 - Uh, yeah. Homemade. 630 00:21:33,844 --> 00:21:36,191 Help yourself. [all munching] 631 00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:37,641 - Wow, these are good. 632 00:21:37,710 --> 00:21:39,712 What's your name, again? - I'm Clyde McBride, 633 00:21:39,781 --> 00:21:41,161 and this is Lincoln Loud. 634 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:43,888 We're also known as Clincoln McCloud. 635 00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:46,960 "Clincoln McCloud, BFFs." 636 00:21:47,029 --> 00:21:49,238 Wow, these cards are so dorky 637 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,826 they're actually cool. 638 00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:53,415 - Hey, Lynn, is pit-stains your brother? 639 00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:55,521 - Uh, yeah. 640 00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:57,385 - He and his friend are all right. 641 00:21:57,454 --> 00:21:58,558 - Yeah. 642 00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:01,112 I guess they are after all. 643 00:22:01,181 --> 00:22:03,667 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 644 00:22:03,736 --> 00:22:06,048 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 645 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,741 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 646 00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:11,295 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 647 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:15,299 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 648 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,783 - ♪ Loud house ♪ 649 00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:18,267 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 650 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,786 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 651 00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:20,925 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 652 00:22:20,994 --> 00:22:22,064 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 653 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:24,273 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 654 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,724 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 655 00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,588 ♪ In the Loud house ♪