1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,590 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,659 --> 00:00:06,282 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,351 --> 00:00:07,869 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,938 --> 00:00:09,630 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 5 00:00:09,699 --> 00:00:11,528 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:13,772 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,841 --> 00:00:15,222 - ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 8 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:16,878 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 9 00:00:16,947 --> 00:00:18,397 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:18,466 --> 00:00:20,192 ♪ Is how we show our love ♪ 11 00:00:20,261 --> 00:00:21,711 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:23,471 - ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 13 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,714 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:28,028 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪ 15 00:00:28,097 --> 00:00:29,650 ♪ Loud house ♪ 16 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:30,754 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:32,515 --> 00:00:35,449 [rock music] 18 00:00:35,518 --> 00:00:40,178 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:40,247 --> 00:00:42,180 - 33, 89, 52... 20 00:00:42,249 --> 00:00:43,319 Hike! 21 00:00:43,388 --> 00:00:44,630 Loud looks for a receiver, 22 00:00:44,699 --> 00:00:46,149 but no one's open! 23 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:48,565 And there she goes! The quarterback sneak! 24 00:00:48,634 --> 00:00:50,671 - Get her! 25 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,466 [crash] - [screams] 26 00:00:52,535 --> 00:00:53,605 Oof. [thud] 27 00:00:53,674 --> 00:00:54,640 [all gasp] 28 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:55,710 [dramatic musical tone] 29 00:00:55,779 --> 00:00:57,816 - Lynn, are you okay? 30 00:00:57,885 --> 00:01:00,474 - Yes! That's still a TD, people! 31 00:01:00,543 --> 00:01:02,338 - Yeah, she's fine. 32 00:01:02,407 --> 00:01:05,341 - Oh, what the heck did you do, LJ? 33 00:01:05,410 --> 00:01:07,067 - Sorry, Dad. Sorry, Mom. 34 00:01:07,136 --> 00:01:10,000 I've been getting pretty ripped lately. 35 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,348 - I don't think that's why the wall broke. 36 00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:13,728 Look! 37 00:01:13,797 --> 00:01:15,144 - Dang it! Termites. 38 00:01:15,213 --> 00:01:16,731 We're going to have to call an exterminator. 39 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,457 - What? You can't! 40 00:01:18,526 --> 00:01:20,045 Look how cute these little guys are. 41 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,184 [tranquil music] 42 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:23,083 - [screams] 43 00:01:23,152 --> 00:01:26,603 - [sighs] Lana, shoe? 44 00:01:26,672 --> 00:01:27,811 Sorry, honey, 45 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,089 but we can't let the termites 46 00:01:29,158 --> 00:01:30,331 eat our whole house. 47 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,988 - Dah! Termites! 48 00:01:32,057 --> 00:01:34,059 - They're just a few little bugs. 49 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,475 How much damage can they really do? 50 00:01:36,544 --> 00:01:39,375 It's not fair! 51 00:01:39,444 --> 00:01:41,031 [uneasy music] 52 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,586 - Okay, we obviously can't stay here, 53 00:01:43,655 --> 00:01:44,932 so we called around to see 54 00:01:45,001 --> 00:01:46,761 if anyone could take all 13 of us. 55 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,073 Once we'd had enough of the laughter, 56 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,695 your mother came up with a new plan. 57 00:01:49,764 --> 00:01:51,663 - Half of us will be staying with Pop Pop 58 00:01:51,732 --> 00:01:53,182 at Sunset Canyon... 59 00:01:53,251 --> 00:01:54,631 all: Ooh! 60 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:57,047 - And half of us will be staying with Aunt Ruth. 61 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,566 [all groan] 62 00:01:58,635 --> 00:02:00,568 - Dibs on Pop Pop's! all: Dibs! 63 00:02:00,637 --> 00:02:02,605 [all squabbling] 64 00:02:02,674 --> 00:02:05,021 - Kids, no one's calling dibs. 65 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:07,506 - Mom, I can't go to Aunt Ruth. 66 00:02:07,575 --> 00:02:09,508 Last time, I literally got botulism 67 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:10,613 from expired yogurt. 68 00:02:10,682 --> 00:02:12,166 - Yeah, I'm out, too. 69 00:02:12,235 --> 00:02:14,858 Her water contains unsafe levels of chromium-6. 70 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:18,241 - I also must decline. Her cats hate me, 71 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:19,380 even the black ones. 72 00:02:19,449 --> 00:02:20,588 - Come on, guys, let's have 73 00:02:20,657 --> 00:02:22,452 a good attitude about this. 74 00:02:22,521 --> 00:02:24,696 Aunt Ruth is doing us a huge favor, 75 00:02:24,765 --> 00:02:26,076 and she's family. 76 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,320 - You know what? We'll draw names from a hat. 77 00:02:28,389 --> 00:02:30,805 That's the only fair way. 78 00:02:30,874 --> 00:02:32,359 - Okay, then, it's settled. 79 00:02:32,428 --> 00:02:35,672 Lily, Leni, Luan, Lucy, Lana, and Lisa 80 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:37,053 will be staying with Pop Pop. 81 00:02:37,122 --> 00:02:38,503 [cheering] 82 00:02:38,572 --> 00:02:40,884 And Lincoln, Lori, Lola, Lynn, and Luna 83 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,334 will be staying at Aunt Ruth's. 84 00:02:42,403 --> 00:02:43,715 [all groaning] 85 00:02:43,784 --> 00:02:45,544 [insects chittering] 86 00:02:45,613 --> 00:02:47,167 - Guys, don't be like that. 87 00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:49,755 You can make the best of any situation. 88 00:02:49,824 --> 00:02:52,241 - Honey, you didn't draw a name yet. 89 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:54,450 - [laughs nervously] 90 00:02:54,519 --> 00:02:56,245 [suspenseful music] 91 00:02:56,314 --> 00:02:57,349 - No! Aunt Ruth? 92 00:02:57,418 --> 00:02:59,524 Dang it! This is so unfair! 93 00:02:59,593 --> 00:03:01,319 [jazz riff] 94 00:03:01,388 --> 00:03:03,700 - Those other guys might be stuck at Aunt Ruth's, 95 00:03:03,769 --> 00:03:05,978 but Lincoln Loud doesn't roll that way. 96 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:07,635 There's one member of Team Pop Pop 97 00:03:07,704 --> 00:03:09,844 who might be willing to switch with me. 98 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:12,813 I just gotta spin it the right way. 99 00:03:12,882 --> 00:03:14,608 Hey, Lans, you got a sec? 100 00:03:14,677 --> 00:03:16,679 - [sighs] It's just you. 101 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:18,370 I thought you were Mom. Don't tell her, 102 00:03:18,439 --> 00:03:20,545 but I'm throwing the termites one last party. 103 00:03:20,614 --> 00:03:22,132 I think they deserve that. 104 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,481 Now, Chewy, share that cookie with Chompy. 105 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:27,137 - Hey, I was thinking, 106 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,932 maybe you'd like to switch teams with me 107 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,279 so you can go to Aunt Ruth's. 108 00:03:30,348 --> 00:03:32,660 - [scoffs] Why would I want to do that? 109 00:03:32,729 --> 00:03:35,145 - Eh, maybe it was a bad idea. 110 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,976 I just thought you might enjoy scooping all that cat litter 111 00:03:38,045 --> 00:03:40,461 and eating all that expired food. 112 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:42,014 Plus, I heard she's got 113 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:44,051 some fresh boils that need popping, 114 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,950 but yeah, probably not your thing. 115 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,746 - Wait! How many boils? 116 00:03:49,815 --> 00:03:51,955 [jazz riff] 117 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:55,269 [easygoing music] 118 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:56,822 - [strains] 119 00:03:56,891 --> 00:03:59,825 Pool party, here I come. 120 00:03:59,894 --> 00:04:01,931 - Lincoln, will you help me pack? 121 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,864 My nails are wet.[gasps] 122 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:05,141 Wait a minute. 123 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:06,729 Why are you in your swimming trunks? 124 00:04:06,798 --> 00:04:07,902 [dramatic musical tone] 125 00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:09,939 And bringing pool floats? 126 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:11,803 Aunt Ruth doesn't havea pool! 127 00:04:11,872 --> 00:04:13,529 - No, but Pop Pop does, 128 00:04:13,598 --> 00:04:15,669 and that's where I'm staying. 129 00:04:15,738 --> 00:04:17,602 - Excuse me? 130 00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:18,913 - I switched spots with Lana. 131 00:04:18,982 --> 00:04:20,294 It's not a big deal. 132 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:21,985 You don't have to... - You guys! 133 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,678 Lincoln got out of going to Aunt Ruth's! 134 00:04:24,747 --> 00:04:25,817 - Tell everyone. 135 00:04:25,886 --> 00:04:26,956 - What? - How? 136 00:04:27,025 --> 00:04:28,923 - He made a deal with Lana. 137 00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:31,512 - Ooh, you little sneak! 138 00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:32,582 - [sighs] 139 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:33,756 Hey, you guys could've done 140 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:34,791 the same thing.. 141 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:36,103 All you have to do 142 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:37,277 is convince someone to swap with you. 143 00:04:37,346 --> 00:04:39,624 [scheming music] all: Hm... 144 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:41,108 - So, if you switch with me, 145 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:42,937 I'll literally give you everything you want 146 00:04:43,006 --> 00:04:44,353 from my side of the closet. 147 00:04:44,422 --> 00:04:45,595 - Really? 148 00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:47,183 Even your acid-washed Bermuda shorts? 149 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:49,668 - [teeth gritted] Those were a gift from Bobby, 150 00:04:49,737 --> 00:04:51,774 but sure. 151 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:53,189 - Lisa, if you switch with me, 152 00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:55,398 I'll give you all my desserts for a month. 153 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:58,159 - Mm, tempting, but I prefer cash. 154 00:04:58,228 --> 00:05:00,472 Just lost out on some grant money. 155 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:01,784 - Understood. 156 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:03,544 [bright '50s-esque music] 157 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:05,166 - Okay, but only if you promise 158 00:05:05,235 --> 00:05:07,410 to be a cadaver for my practice funerals. 159 00:05:07,479 --> 00:05:08,549 - Open casket? 160 00:05:08,618 --> 00:05:10,551 - Deal. 161 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:12,139 - So if I switch with you, 162 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:15,625 you'll let me saw you in half for my magic show? 163 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:16,902 - Think about it, honey. 164 00:05:16,971 --> 00:05:19,491 I'm offering 100 Lily diaper changes 165 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,529 including... [exhales deeply] blowouts. 166 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:24,185 - Huh. Tell you what: 167 00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:26,671 Throw in potty training and teaching her to drive, 168 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:27,948 and you've got yourself a deal. 169 00:05:28,017 --> 00:05:31,503 ♪ ♪ 170 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:33,781 You guys want to come in and see Aunt Ruth 171 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:35,576 before you take off? 172 00:05:35,645 --> 00:05:38,130 [cheering] - We so win! 173 00:05:38,199 --> 00:05:40,270 - Okay, I'll tell her you said hi. 174 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,928 - Aha! There's my family! 175 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:44,240 - No time for small talk, Pop Pop! 176 00:05:44,309 --> 00:05:47,036 I gotta hit the pool. Jackknife! 177 00:05:47,105 --> 00:05:48,865 - Oh, sorry, kiddo. 178 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:50,211 Pool's closed. 179 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,904 Seymour's noodle jammed up the filter. 180 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:55,355 - Uh, no problem. We'll just play shuffleboard. 181 00:05:55,424 --> 00:05:57,184 - Whoa. Can't do that, either. 182 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:59,738 They shut down the courts. Some... geese 183 00:05:59,807 --> 00:06:01,050 attacked Miss Ratley, 184 00:06:01,119 --> 00:06:02,879 and now it's a crime scene. 185 00:06:02,948 --> 00:06:05,123 - Don't tell me the pudding machine's out, too! 186 00:06:05,192 --> 00:06:06,573 - Nope. That's working. 187 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:09,438 And we just got a new flavor: butterscotch. 188 00:06:09,507 --> 00:06:11,957 - Out of my way! 189 00:06:14,443 --> 00:06:15,892 - You saw nothing. 190 00:06:15,961 --> 00:06:18,101 [laughs maniacally] 191 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:21,553 [foreboding music] 192 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:25,350 - [growls] 193 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:26,627 [grunts, yells] 194 00:06:26,696 --> 00:06:28,249 - Easy there, slugger. 195 00:06:28,318 --> 00:06:30,631 If you're hungry, we could eat dinner. 196 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,702 They start serving at 3:00. 197 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,255 [jazz riff] 198 00:06:34,324 --> 00:06:36,982 - Ugh, what's this purple stuff? 199 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:39,157 - I think it's beets. Or steak. 200 00:06:39,226 --> 00:06:42,022 The fun part's guessing. 201 00:06:42,091 --> 00:06:43,713 - [coughs, sputters] 202 00:06:43,782 --> 00:06:45,646 - Ugh, look. I'm literally done. 203 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:47,337 - Al, is there salt somewhere? 204 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,547 Just need to add a little zest. 205 00:06:49,616 --> 00:06:51,134 - Oh, we haven't had salt 206 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:54,966 since the high blood pressure epidemic of 2013. 207 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:58,625 - Ah, no worries. A chef is always prepared. 208 00:06:58,694 --> 00:07:01,869 [dramatic musical tone] - No salt on the premises! 209 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:04,009 - Here we are. 210 00:07:04,078 --> 00:07:05,597 Bernie said you could stay in his room 211 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:09,083 while he's visiting his lady friend in Boca. 212 00:07:09,152 --> 00:07:11,672 - Sweet. Okay, what should we do next? 213 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:13,122 Play a game? Watch a movie? 214 00:07:13,191 --> 00:07:14,917 - I love that spunk, kiddo, 215 00:07:14,986 --> 00:07:16,712 but it's almost lights out. 216 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:18,368 - But it's only 6:00. 217 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,611 - That late? 218 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,130 No wonder I'm bushed. 219 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:23,304 - Can I at least get a glass of milk? 220 00:07:23,373 --> 00:07:26,342 - Sorry, honey. No liquids allowed before bed. 221 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:29,414 Nighty-night! 222 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,174 [jazz riff] 223 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:34,177 - Dudes, what's up with the temp in here? 224 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,352 - Let me check the AC. 225 00:07:36,421 --> 00:07:37,871 [electrical sparking noise] Great. 226 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:39,389 The ding-dang thing's busted. 227 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,184 [all groan, cry] 228 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,083 Well, at least we're not at Aunt Ruth's. 229 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:45,119 Speaking of which, maybe we should check in 230 00:07:45,188 --> 00:07:46,327 with the rest of the family. 231 00:07:46,396 --> 00:07:47,812 - Oh, yes! 232 00:07:47,881 --> 00:07:50,090 Hearing how miserable they are will make me feel better. 233 00:07:50,159 --> 00:07:52,023 [phone rings] 234 00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:54,301 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, sweetie! 235 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,165 So, how are things going over there? 236 00:07:56,234 --> 00:07:58,512 - OM gosh. So great. 237 00:07:58,581 --> 00:08:00,169 We're all loving the lake house! 238 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:01,481 - Uh, the what house now? 239 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:03,103 - Yeah, Aunt Ruth didn't want us 240 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:04,104 to stay at her place. 241 00:08:04,173 --> 00:08:05,519 We stress out her cats. 242 00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:09,074 - Since when does Aunt Ruth have a lake house? 243 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:10,593 - She just got a time-share. 244 00:08:10,662 --> 00:08:11,801 It's a four-bed, two-bath, 245 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:13,044 with tons of natural light, 246 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:15,046 private dock, and central AC. 247 00:08:15,115 --> 00:08:17,738 - [teeth gritted] That is so... [laughs] 248 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:19,809 Great. [imitates static] 249 00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:21,052 [imitates telephone ringing] 250 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:22,363 Ah, there's a fax coming in. Gotta go. 251 00:08:22,432 --> 00:08:24,055 Are you joking me right now? 252 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:25,297 - They get a lake house, and we're stuck 253 00:08:25,366 --> 00:08:28,093 in this sweat box with no pudding? 254 00:08:28,162 --> 00:08:30,268 - [sighs] Let's just go to bed, you guys. 255 00:08:30,337 --> 00:08:32,477 At least we know things can't get any worse. 256 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,478 [flatulence] 257 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,100 [all groan] 258 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:36,619 - Sorry. It was definitely 259 00:08:36,688 --> 00:08:37,931 the beet-steak. 260 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,622 - Those guys might be stuck here, 261 00:08:39,691 --> 00:08:41,106 but as I stated earlier, 262 00:08:41,175 --> 00:08:43,419 Lincoln Loud does not roll that way. 263 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:46,940 [gags] That is ripe. 264 00:08:47,009 --> 00:08:49,459 Hey, Lis. You wouldn't believe it. 265 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,117 There's a 118-year-old man here. 266 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:53,118 - [gasps] 267 00:08:53,187 --> 00:08:54,741 A supercentenarian? 268 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:56,812 I've always wanted to study one of those. 269 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:58,296 - Oh, really? Well, I guess 270 00:08:58,365 --> 00:08:59,642 I could swap places with you. 271 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:01,230 - Throw in a pint of your plasma, 272 00:09:01,299 --> 00:09:03,094 and we might be talking. 273 00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:04,923 - You're going to the lake house? 274 00:09:04,992 --> 00:09:06,373 No fair! 275 00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:08,340 - Hey, instead of getting mad at me, 276 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:09,445 why don't you guys do something 277 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:11,447 to better your own situations? 278 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:14,484 - Oh, like giving you a mega-wedgie? 279 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,315 - Easy, LJ. Lincoln may have a point. 280 00:09:17,384 --> 00:09:19,455 - I am telling you, Leni, 281 00:09:19,524 --> 00:09:21,837 Seymour's grandson is a total hunk. 282 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:25,047 - Yeah, Lans, the pool guy said he's never seen 283 00:09:25,116 --> 00:09:26,635 a plumbing crisis like this before. 284 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:29,879 - Luce, you know that psychic you used to watch on TV? 285 00:09:29,948 --> 00:09:30,984 She's a resident here! 286 00:09:31,053 --> 00:09:32,951 - Luan, check it out! 287 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,781 The TV in the rec room'sbusted, 288 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:37,611 and the oldies are jonesing for some laughs. 289 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,717 - You know, Rita, there's so many 290 00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:40,994 great life stories here. 291 00:09:41,063 --> 00:09:42,271 It could be a real gold mine 292 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:44,618 for a writer as talentedas you. 293 00:09:44,687 --> 00:09:45,688 I love you. 294 00:09:45,757 --> 00:09:46,862 - I'll switch, 295 00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:48,380 if you throw in your hair crimper. 296 00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:50,313 - Okay, but I also want 297 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,729 five rides to the dump. 298 00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:53,420 No blackout dates. 299 00:09:53,489 --> 00:09:55,456 - My bats get your side of the closet. 300 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:58,252 - If you agree to de-tangle all my clown wigs. 301 00:09:58,321 --> 00:10:00,151 - Okay, but you have to go 302 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:02,532 to the next 20 parent-teacher conferences, 303 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,051 Lola's included. 304 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,432 all: Deal! 305 00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:08,918 - Ah, this place is literally paradise! 306 00:10:08,987 --> 00:10:10,057 - Heck, yeah! 307 00:10:10,126 --> 00:10:11,196 I say we celebrate 308 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:13,026 with some Loud family football! 309 00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:14,165 Watch out! 310 00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:15,684 Looks like star QB Lynn Loud 311 00:10:15,753 --> 00:10:17,582 is going for the TD! 312 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,894 [crash] Ah! 313 00:10:18,963 --> 00:10:20,067 [splashing] Oof! 314 00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:21,551 - LJ, you okay? 315 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,624 - [sputtering] That's still a TD. 316 00:10:24,693 --> 00:10:26,142 - Yeah, she's fine. 317 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:27,972 - But the wall isn't.Look. 318 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,801 - [gasps] Termites? 319 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,147 This house has them, too? 320 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:33,218 - I think these are the same ones. 321 00:10:33,287 --> 00:10:35,186 I recognize this disco ball. 322 00:10:35,255 --> 00:10:36,532 Lana must have brought them here 323 00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:38,396 to save them from being fumigated. 324 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:41,295 - Where are we supposed to go now? 325 00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:42,780 [cat yowls] 326 00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:44,885 - This majorly bites. 327 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,162 Ow! Ow! Ow! 328 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:48,164 - Well, Aunt Ruth's isn't the greatest, 329 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:50,097 but I'm sure the others aren't having much fun 330 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,271 at Sunset Canyon. 331 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:52,790 - [gasps] Let's call them. 332 00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:55,240 It'll cheer me up to know they're suffering, too. 333 00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:57,173 [cell phone rings] - Hm? 334 00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:58,588 Hey, Dad! - Hey, sweetie. 335 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,211 How are you guys doing over there? 336 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,557 Surviving the heat? 337 00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,697 - Actually, the boat is pretty cool. 338 00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:04,836 - I'm s--the what, now? 339 00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:06,251 - Oh, yeah. They couldn't fix the AC 340 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,563 at Sunset Canyon, 341 00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:08,875 so they rented out a cruise ship 342 00:11:08,944 --> 00:11:10,048 for all the residents. 343 00:11:10,117 --> 00:11:11,532 [bright music] - Oh, goody! 344 00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,327 The limbo contest is starting! 345 00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:16,158 - Oh! [all kvetch] 346 00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:20,887 [rock music] 347 00:11:20,956 --> 00:11:25,408 ♪ ♪ 348 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,548 - Good morning, class! 349 00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:29,447 I have some exciting news. 350 00:11:29,516 --> 00:11:31,794 This week's unit will be woodworking. 351 00:11:31,863 --> 00:11:33,485 It's an important life skill, 352 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:36,143 and I know you won't be... "board". 353 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:37,973 [laughs] 354 00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:40,907 Really? Nobody? 355 00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:43,185 - Woodworking? Clyde, I'm hosed! 356 00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:45,566 - Hang on, I need to pity laugh for Mrs. Johnson. 357 00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:46,913 [forced laughter] 358 00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:48,259 Good one, Mrs. J. 359 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:50,882 I "saw" what you did there. 360 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,677 [laughs] 361 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,644 Okay, now why are you hosed? 362 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,439 - Woodworking's just not my thing. 363 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,062 Every time I try to build something, 364 00:11:58,131 --> 00:12:00,789 I get jelly legs, my vision goes blurry, 365 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,998 my hands get sweaty and my ears start ringing... 366 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:05,379 - Ah, like me blowing up balloons. 367 00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:07,934 [weakly] Tell my story... 368 00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:09,349 - Exactly. 369 00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:11,903 [jazz riff] 370 00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:14,078 [breathes deeply] 371 00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,459 Okay, step one. 372 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,048 Oh, boy. Here comes the blurry vision. 373 00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:21,810 [groans] 374 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:24,605 - Lincoln! Are you okay? Oh! 375 00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:27,194 Oh, are you playing dead with Lucy? 376 00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:28,402 - No I have to build 377 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:29,818 a step stool for class. 378 00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:31,958 - Oh, honey. I know how you are 379 00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:34,167 about woodworking. 380 00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:35,478 But this looks pretty easy, 381 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,548 and I can help you! 382 00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:38,136 - Really? Thanks, Mom. 383 00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:40,794 So here are my materials... 384 00:12:40,863 --> 00:12:43,417 - Lincoln, we are not building with pine. 385 00:12:43,486 --> 00:12:44,729 Let's go get some hardwood. 386 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,696 - There's different kinds of wood? 387 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,320 [jazz riff] 388 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:51,115 - "Shoulda Coulda Wooda"? 389 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:52,910 I don't get it. 390 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,566 Oh, now I get it. 391 00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:55,775 [jazz riff] 392 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:57,328 I thought we were just getting wood. 393 00:12:57,397 --> 00:13:00,572 - Well, I found a few things I needed for other projects. 394 00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:02,574 - Oh, look! They have step stools. 395 00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:04,024 Why don't we just buy one? 396 00:13:04,093 --> 00:13:05,508 They're only $12.99. 397 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,994 - Lincoln, we are doing this the right way. 398 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:09,236 It's gonna be fun! 399 00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:10,375 Oh, stain. 400 00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:12,584 - Ah! [strains] 401 00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:13,793 [jazz riff] 402 00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:14,932 - Okay... 403 00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:17,072 Let's see if we can crack this together. 404 00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:20,144 "Attach the bottom step to the side rail 405 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:22,974 using a flathead screwdriver." 406 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,113 - Here we go. 407 00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:26,184 - That's a Phillips head screwdriver. 408 00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:27,599 This is a flathead. 409 00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:30,879 - There's more than one type of screwdriver? 410 00:13:30,948 --> 00:13:32,777 Okay, cool. I got this. 411 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,330 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Honey... 412 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,125 [laughs] That's a screw, not a nail. 413 00:13:36,194 --> 00:13:38,679 - Ugh, well, how was I supposed to know that? 414 00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:40,716 - Okay, don't get frustrated. 415 00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:42,822 Why don't we just forget about the screws 416 00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:46,411 and just try wood glue instead, okay? 417 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,896 Great. Here, open this, 418 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:50,277 and put on a nice, fine bead of glue 419 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:52,417 along the seam. 420 00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:54,661 [squelching] 421 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,076 - Gah! See? 422 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,837 I told you I'm no good at this. 423 00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:59,148 - [sighs] Okay. 424 00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:01,288 [laughs] Lincoln, I'll tell you what. 425 00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:04,291 Why don't I build it, and you can just... 426 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,052 watch how I do it? 427 00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:08,502 - Oh, that sounds great. Let's do that. 428 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,332 - That way, if you ever have to do 429 00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:11,574 something like this again, 430 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,369 you can handle it yourself. 431 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,509 - Oh, totally. 432 00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:17,166 [jazz riff] 433 00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:18,547 - Mm, good effort. 434 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:19,789 Nice work. 435 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,377 Uh... [laughs] At least 436 00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,345 you didn't hurt yourself. 437 00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:25,519 [gasps] Lincoln! 438 00:14:25,588 --> 00:14:27,280 This is amazing! 439 00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:29,247 Way to step it up! 440 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,766 - [laughs] 441 00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:33,458 Too funny, Mrs. J. 442 00:14:33,527 --> 00:14:35,529 Hey, way to overcome your fear, Lincoln. 443 00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,393 Makes me want to go blow up a balloon. 444 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:41,535 - Well... actually, my mom built that for me. 445 00:14:41,604 --> 00:14:43,675 - Okay, class, we're going to move on 446 00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:45,885 to our next woodworking project. 447 00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:48,232 - We're doing another one? 448 00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:49,750 - Birdhouses. 449 00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:51,752 Now, they're a little more challenging, 450 00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:54,341 but since you've all completed the step stool, 451 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,102 I think you can do it. 452 00:14:56,171 --> 00:14:58,276 [bell rings] 453 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:02,349 - Oh, boy. Here come the jelly legs. 454 00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:04,075 Uh... 455 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:05,387 [jazz riff] 456 00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:06,767 - Hey, Mom. I stopped by Flip's 457 00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,666 and got you a blue raspberry Flippee. 458 00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:11,324 - Oh, that's so sweet, honey. What for? 459 00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:13,498 - Just a little thank-you for helping me out 460 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:14,499 with the step stool. 461 00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:16,122 - It was my pleasure. 462 00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:18,020 - I'm glad to hear you say that, 463 00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:20,747 because I've got this other little project 464 00:15:20,816 --> 00:15:22,266 I thought we could tackle together: 465 00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:23,439 building a birdhouse. 466 00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,062 Huh? Huh? Huh? 467 00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:28,203 - Well, sweetie, you don't need my help, remember? 468 00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:29,307 I already showed you 469 00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:31,447 how to do these projects yourself. 470 00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:33,208 - Oh, totally, but for me, 471 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,520 it's not just about doing the project. 472 00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:37,384 It's about the mother-son bonding. 473 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:39,904 It's about... this. 474 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,527 - Lincoln, I know what you're up to. 475 00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:43,977 What kind of parent would I be 476 00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:46,048 if I did all your projectsfor you? 477 00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:49,431 - A really nice one? Dang it. 478 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,535 - You have your wood. 479 00:15:50,604 --> 00:15:51,709 You have your plans. 480 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:54,091 I know you can do this. 481 00:15:55,057 --> 00:15:56,679 - Ugh. 482 00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:59,061 [high-pitched ringing] 483 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,476 Here comes the ear-ringing. 484 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,478 Ah! Ah! 485 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:06,793 Ugh. I just can't do this. 486 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:09,520 Hm... Maybe I don't have to. 487 00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:12,488 [mischievous music] 488 00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:13,903 ♪ ♪ 489 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,629 Hey, Walt. I just need to borrow 490 00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:16,837 your house for a little while. 491 00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:18,184 - [angry squawking] - Ah! 492 00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:19,633 Don't get your feathers in a bunch. 493 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,359 I'll bring it back. 494 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:23,603 Ah! Oh, whoa! 495 00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:24,673 I promise! 496 00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:25,777 [dramatic musical tone] 497 00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:27,538 [jazz riff] 498 00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:31,542 [triumphant fanfare] - [gasps] Wonderful, Lincoln. 499 00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:33,578 This is incredible! 500 00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:36,098 Oh, is that actual bird poop? 501 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,031 - Oh, uh, I wanted to give it 502 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,137 that lived-in look. 503 00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:45,004 Oh, Lincoln? 504 00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:46,867 How'd you like to earn some extra credit? 505 00:16:46,936 --> 00:16:48,835 - Sure. Never say no to that. 506 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:51,872 - Great. I need a dresser built ASAP. 507 00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:53,805 My mother's coming to visit this weekend, 508 00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:55,255 and she always complains 509 00:16:55,324 --> 00:16:57,326 there's no place to put her girdles. 510 00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:59,570 Since you're such an expert woodworker, 511 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:01,572 you could build one in no time! 512 00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,194 - Oh, uh, 513 00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:06,542 I'd love to, but I have so much homework. 514 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:07,992 - You're excused from homework. 515 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,167 - Well, I have to eat right after school, 516 00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:11,927 or my blood sugar gets low. 517 00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:14,136 - I'll feed you. - I have to walk our dog? 518 00:17:14,205 --> 00:17:15,620 - I'll send my dog-walker over. 519 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,312 - Um... Um... 520 00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:20,246 - So we have a deal. Thanks so much! 521 00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:21,557 - Uh... 522 00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,007 [jazz riff] 523 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,733 - Here are the plans for the dresser, 524 00:17:24,802 --> 00:17:26,735 and here are all your materials. 525 00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:29,462 If you need anything, just holler! 526 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,811 - Yeah, no. 527 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,950 [radio static] Clyde! 528 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:36,469 Come in!Clyde! 529 00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:37,677 - Hey, Lincoln. What's up? 530 00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:39,437 - I have a code Forest Green. 531 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:40,783 I'm at Mrs. Johnson's house, 532 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,406 and I have to build a dresserASAP. 533 00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:45,202 - You know, Lincoln, I hate to be that guy, 534 00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:46,548 but maybe you should've built the step stool 535 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,101 in the first place. 536 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,999 Then Mrs. Johnson could've seen that you're no expert, 537 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,449 and she would've never asked you 538 00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:53,072 to build a dresser. - Oh, my gosh, Clyde. 539 00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:55,315 You're right! Shoulda, Coulda, Wooda. 540 00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:56,834 - Oh, gee, I'm sorry. 541 00:17:56,903 --> 00:17:58,491 I didn't mean to make you feel bad. 542 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,079 - No, Clyde, the store. 543 00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,597 We can just go there right now 544 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:02,702 and buy a dresser! 545 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:04,600 - Ah. 546 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:05,739 - This is gonna cost me 547 00:18:05,808 --> 00:18:07,396 my last few months of allowance, 548 00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,881 but it's gotta be done. 549 00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,126 ["Ride of the Valkyries" playing] 550 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:13,954 Uh-oh. 551 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,197 [dramatic music] 552 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:17,613 Uh-oh. Go, go, go! 553 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,098 both: Ah! Ah! 554 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,065 [thud] I really gotta remember 555 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,136 to bring his birdhouse home from school. 556 00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:26,346 [upbeat string music] 557 00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:29,970 ♪ ♪ 558 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:32,973 [both straining] 559 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:38,945 ♪ ♪ 560 00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:40,774 both: Ah! Ah! 561 00:18:40,843 --> 00:18:42,949 Ah! 562 00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:45,538 Ah! Oof! 563 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,715 - Oh, we're here. 564 00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:51,958 - Now for the hard part. 565 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,029 How are we going to get it upstairs? 566 00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:57,653 [stealthy music] 567 00:18:57,722 --> 00:19:00,518 - Got it. 568 00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:01,968 [both straining] 569 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:02,969 [knocking] - Lincoln? 570 00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:04,246 I made you a snack. 571 00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:06,283 Don't want that blood sugarto drop. 572 00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:08,733 - I'm good! - Lincoln, you're being rude. 573 00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:09,976 She cooked for you. 574 00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:11,667 - Fine. Hold this. 575 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,566 - Ah! 576 00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:15,154 - Lincoln, I-- - Oh, hi! 577 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:17,397 Thanks for the sandwich. - How's the dresser coming? 578 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:21,643 - Uh, uh--it's bad luck to see it before it's finished. 579 00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:23,231 That was a good call, Clyde. 580 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,956 This sandwich is delicious! 581 00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:26,855 I think there's smoked turkeyin here. 582 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:28,408 - Lincoln! - Oh, right--sorry! 583 00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,514 [both straining] 584 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,412 We're almost there. 585 00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:37,555 ["Ride of the Valkyries" playing] 586 00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:38,832 [dramatic music] 587 00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:41,594 [both straining] 588 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:43,872 Hurry! 589 00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:45,391 Ah! 590 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,633 [crash] 591 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,913 - [blows raspberry] 592 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:54,089 - [gasps]Oh, my! 593 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:56,367 - Clyde, get out of here! Save yourself. 594 00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:57,920 - No way! I can help! 595 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,059 I know. We'll tell her 596 00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:00,371 you built the dresser, 597 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,062 and I was so jealous how great it was 598 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:03,857 that I pushed it out the window! 599 00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:05,445 - Clyde, you're a good friend, 600 00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:07,171 but I don't want you to lie for me. 601 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,070 In fact, I'm done lying, period. 602 00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:12,280 [slow jazz music] 603 00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:14,385 - So your mom built the step stool, 604 00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:16,974 and the birdhouse belongs to your pet? 605 00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:19,908 - Yes. I'm really sorry that I lied. 606 00:20:19,977 --> 00:20:22,428 - Well, Lincoln, I'm pretty disappointed. 607 00:20:22,497 --> 00:20:24,430 This isn't like you. I-I think you need 608 00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:26,535 to clean this up and go home. 609 00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:28,157 - Okay. 610 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,711 ["Ride of the Valkyries" playing] 611 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:33,680 Hey, any chance I can get that birdhouse back from you? 612 00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,303 [jazz riff] 613 00:20:35,372 --> 00:20:37,132 I feel bad about lying, 614 00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:38,375 but I didn't have a choice. 615 00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:40,480 I'm just not good at woodworking. 616 00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:41,757 - Oh, totally. 617 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,069 Just like me and the balloons. 618 00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:44,898 I tried to hard to blow them up, 619 00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:45,934 but I just couldn't. 620 00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:47,280 Passed out every time. 621 00:20:47,349 --> 00:20:49,317 Even in the ambulance, I kept trying. 622 00:20:49,386 --> 00:20:51,042 When they took the balloons away, 623 00:20:51,111 --> 00:20:53,252 I grabbed some latex gloves, and I tried to blow up those-- 624 00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:54,943 - Whoa, Clyde. - I know. 625 00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:56,255 I'm spiraling. - No. 626 00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:58,015 I mean, you actually tried 627 00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,672 to conquer blowing up balloons. 628 00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:01,121 I didn't put in any effort. 629 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:03,054 I just took the easy way out. 630 00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:04,918 - Don't be so hard on yourself, buddy. 631 00:21:04,987 --> 00:21:06,679 Every uh-oh is a chance to grow. 632 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:10,130 I saw that on a poster in Dr. Lopez's office. 633 00:21:10,199 --> 00:21:12,478 - Huh. Maybe that poster's right. 634 00:21:12,547 --> 00:21:14,169 Come on, Clyde. We have to get 635 00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:15,619 all that wood back. 636 00:21:15,688 --> 00:21:18,725 - Well, most of it landed in ketchup, but okay. 637 00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:19,830 [jazz riff] 638 00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:21,107 [school bell rings] 639 00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:24,352 - Miss Johnson? 640 00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:26,285 I just wanted you to know that I made a step stool. 641 00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:28,148 I don't expect you to change my grade. 642 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:31,324 I only did it to prove to myself that I could. 643 00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:34,085 - Actually, I haven't done the grading yet. 644 00:21:34,154 --> 00:21:36,295 I'm proud of you for giving it a try. 645 00:21:36,364 --> 00:21:38,366 I can tell how hard you worked. 646 00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:40,091 There's blood all over this. 647 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,886 - Actually, that's ketchup. 648 00:21:41,955 --> 00:21:43,509 Maybe barbecue sauce. 649 00:21:43,578 --> 00:21:46,132 - Well, I think I'm going to give you a pass. 650 00:21:46,201 --> 00:21:49,549 [jazz music] 651 00:21:49,618 --> 00:21:53,208 Okay, class. Our next unit will be... 652 00:21:53,277 --> 00:21:55,624 the clowning arts! 653 00:21:55,693 --> 00:21:57,695 We'll start with balloons. 654 00:21:57,764 --> 00:21:58,765 [inhales deeply] 655 00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:01,354 ♪ ♪ 656 00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:05,047 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 657 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,980 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 658 00:22:07,049 --> 00:22:09,051 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 659 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,054 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 660 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:16,024 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 661 00:22:16,093 --> 00:22:17,577 - ♪ Loud house ♪ 662 00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:19,372 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 663 00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:20,684 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 664 00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:22,064 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 665 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,272 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 666 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,413 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 667 00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:27,725 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 668 00:22:27,794 --> 00:22:29,451 ♪ In the Loud house ♪