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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house
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♪ In the Loud house
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- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ Is how we show our love
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- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
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♪ Loud house
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- Poo-poo.
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[rock music]
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♪
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- Well, it's the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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Which baker will take the cake
and the trophy
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on "Operation Dessert Storm"?
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Will Linda's soufflé
rise to the occasion?
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Or will Tony's puffs
cream the competition?
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- [growls]
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- The judges have voted
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and the champion is--
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- Ugh! Lana's been
driving me crazy!
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Her animals stink up our room!
And look what she did
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to my dolly!
- Mama.
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- Why would she do that?
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- Whoo-hoo! I got pit hair!
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- [screams]
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- And the champion is--
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- Lucy won't keep her bats
off my side of the room.
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Now one of them's bit me and
he's got the taste for my blood.
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- Aren't you being
a little paranoid?
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I'm sure the bat
doesn't--
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[screeching]
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Uh, you might wanna run.
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[screeching]
- Ahh!
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- And the champ--
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- Ugh, Lori is the worst
roommate ever!
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Her huge hair
broke my favorite clip.
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- That's, uh--
- Ooh, you're watching
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"Operation Dessert Storm"?
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[gasps] Isn't it awesome
that Linda won?
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- Uhh!
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[computer chiming]
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- Lincoln, did you see
who won the finale?
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- No, but I heard about it.
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- I'm so glad it was Linda.
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Tony's cream puffs looked so
dry, didn't they?
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[rumbling, overlapping chatter]
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[booming]
- Are you okay?
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Is there an earthquake there?
- No, it's just my sisters
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having another roommate rumble.
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- Psh, too bad they don't get
along as well as we do.
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Right, Mr. 98% Compatible?
- You know it.
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- If not for
our condiment preferences,
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we would've been matched 100%!
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- Wait, you just gave me
an idea!
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- You're gonna give up mustard
and come over
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to the good life
on the mayo side?
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- I'm gonna fix
my sisters' problems.
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It's no secret you guys
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are having
some roommate trouble.
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Well, I think I can help.
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Clyde and I took this amazingly
accurate compatibility test.
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If you guys take it,
maybe we can find out
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which sister
you're best matched with.
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Then you can change roommates.
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- I'm willing to try anything.
This is my last dolly with hair!
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[gasps]
- Relax.
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It grows back.
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- No, it doesn't!
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[fighting sounds]
- I'd use my own hair, but--
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- Ah, let's take that test.
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- Great.
I'll read the questions,
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then write down your answers.
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Number one:
what's your favorite color?
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- Oh, dang it.
I got that one wrong.
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- Guys, I've got the results.
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The new roommates are:
Lana and Lynn,
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whose rugged personalities
were a 90% match.
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Luna and Lisa,
whose explosive personalities
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were an equally strong match.
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- [yelps]
- Ow!
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- Lola and Lucy,
'cause they both
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have a flair for the dramatic.
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- Us matching is the craziest
thing that's ever happened.
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[gasps, exhales]
Ever!
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- I am so shocked,
I could die.
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- Luan and Leni, due to their
shared love of laughter.
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- Chuckle up, Leni.
There's no giggling out of this.
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all: Ugh.
- [laughs]
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That was so funny!
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- And lastly, Lori and Lily.
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- Uh, what could we possibly
have in common?
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[phones chirping]
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Oh.
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Hey, guys! How's rugged
roommate life going?
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- Lynn let me bring my mud.
- It's perfect
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for rugby practice.
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Score!
- Good stuff.
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- [laughs]
Literally.
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- [laughs]
Lil-lilly.
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♪
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- Yo, Lis, is this volume okay?
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- Aces! How's this volume?
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♪
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- Thanks, but he only
drinks blood.
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- No problem!
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Does he take O positive
or B Negative?
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- Hey, Mr. Coconuts, what did
the sushi say to the bee?
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Wasabi!
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- [laughing]
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Luan, stop it!
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[laughs]
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- Hey, Clyde.
- Oh, hey, Lincoln.
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I was just giving myself the
ten minute trifle challenge.
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- So guess what?
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I gave my sisters
the compatibility test,
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they changed rooms,
and it's working like a dream!
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You hear how quiet it is?
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- Dang it, Lana!
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- Uh, probably just
a little glitch.
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I'll call you back.
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- Get your dumb snake off of
my lucky jersey!
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- If she's so dumb, how'd she
find all your protein bars
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when you were asleep, huh?
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- [growls]
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- You monster.
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What have you done to Edwin?
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- Brought him into
the 21st century.
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You're welcome!
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- That's my least favorite
century.
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[baby crying]
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- What's going on?
- I accidentally stepped
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on Lily's phone
and she's making a huge deal.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Don't you dare post those!
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- [laughs]
[phone beeps]
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- Ahh!
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[glass shatters]
[screaming]
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- I specifically told you never
to play any note above a D6!
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- Better check that 'tude, dude.
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Nobody tells me how to shred.
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- [laughing]
- Leni, stop laughing!
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- [laughs]
- All I said is I have to pee.
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- How do you
come up with this stuff?
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- Uh.
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- Ah, Lincoln's lame test
didn't work.
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- Yeah, there's no way I'm
compatible with spooky.
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- Oh, you wanna go, princess?
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- Easy, easy.
We can fix this.
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There must be a flaw in
Lincoln's testing algorithm.
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Hmm. "Ace Savvy's
Superhero Duo Quiz:
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Find Your
Partner-in-Crime-Fighting"?
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This is the amazingly accurate
compatibility test
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that led you to uproot
the entire household?
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- It was dead-on
about me and Clyde.
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- Yes, you two are compatible
because you're both dunces!
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Everyone, remain calm.
We can still determine
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the optimal
roommate arrangement.
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Just need to use actual science.
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I invented this baby
to help Pop Pop
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find a soul mate, but he wasn't
ready for love again.
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I simply input everyone's data
in the form of report cards,
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journals, medical records
and DNA samples.
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- Uhh, how'd you get
our DNA samples?
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- Did I say DNA samples?
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[machine chimes]
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And voila!
Our perfect matches.
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Lori and Lola will be together
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since they both excel
in social situations
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and possess
an authoritarian nature.
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[growling]
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- Drop it, Lana!
- Drop it, Charles!
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- Leni will be
rooming with Lynn.
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- Both: Wait.
Why are we together?
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That doesn't make any sense.
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We don't even
have anything in common!
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- Luna will be with Lana
since both enjoy
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garage-based hobbies
and wield a wicked axe.
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Luan will be with Lucy
because of
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their shared creativity
and unusual proclivity
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for befriending
inanimate objects.
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Lily will be with Lincoln.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Why am I included?
- It's self-evident.
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To find the most accurate
sibling matches,
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one must include
all the siblings.
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- Wait, I see what's going on.
Isn't it convenient
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that everyone has a roommate
except you?
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- Actually, I prefer
cohabitation
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so that I have a built-in
test subject.
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But it seems I match
with no one.
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It's a head-scratcher.
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[pulsating]
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[all gasp]
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- Darn Lisa thinks
she's so smart
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just because her brain's green.
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Now, Lily, if we're gonna
be roomies...
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- Peek-a-boo!
- You'll need to
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set down some...
- Yah-boo!
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- Ground rules and--
- [sneezes]
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[babbling]
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[snores]
- Finally.
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- [farts]
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- Oh, no!
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[pounding at door]
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- Guess what, Ms. Smarty Pants?
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There must be a flaw in your
testing algorithm
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because Lily and I are
definitely not compatible.
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- Oh, dear.
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This is what
we in the scientific community
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call an oopsie.
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Everyone matched at over 90%,
but it appears
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you and Lily
only matched at 17%.
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- Aha!
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Then this whole thing
is bogus,
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and I'm calling it off.
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We are switching back.
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[laughter]
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We make a great team, Lans!
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[laughter]
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- Whoo! [laughs]
- [grunts]
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Thanks for letting me
bench-press you.
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You're, like,
the perfect weight.
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- Well, thank you.
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'Cause you're helping me
decorate the ceiling.
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♪
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- I have ace high.
Edwin has two pair.
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- I've got a full house.
And I've got a four of a kind.
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Just like us, right gang?
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[both laughing]
- You're so funny, Mr. Coconuts.
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- No!
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Not that shirt, Bobby.
The one I got you!
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- You better
still have it, Bobby!
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- Good. Now let's call
that pageant judge
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who gave you a four.
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- Ohh, this should be good.
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- [sighs]
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Ugh, Lily!
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[computer chiming]
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Hey, Clyde.
- Hey, Lincoln.
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How did that roommate swap
turn out?
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- Not so great for me.
I ended up rooming with Lily.
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- What? That's not fair.
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You have to get your sisters
to switch back.
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- I was going to, Clyde,
but they all seem so happy now.
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I don't wanna ruin it for them,
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so I'll just take one
for the team.
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- You're a great brother,
Lincoln.
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I'm gonna make you
the best crêpe suzette ever.
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- What's happening?
Am I dreaming?
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- No, dummy. We moved you
while you were asleep.
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Well, Lynn and Lana did.
[both exhale]
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- We all moved back
to our old rooms.
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- But I thought the new pairings
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were working great
for everybody.
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- They were, dude,
but when we saw
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that you were willing
to take one for the team,
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we thought there might be a way
that we could all be happy.
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- Instead of changing rooms,
maybe we can try a little harder
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to change our attitudes.
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- Thanks, guys.
You're the best.
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- Oh by the way, Lincoln,
I'm not certain
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I removed all my chemicals
from your room.
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00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,517
There's still a few
unaccounted for.
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So just let me know
if you see anything.
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[explosion booms]
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- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
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♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
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♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
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- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
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♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ Loud house
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♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
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♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
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♪ Stand in line to take a pee
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♪ Never any privacy
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♪ Chaos with 11 kids
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♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
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♪ In the Loud house