1 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:02,769 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,505 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,039 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:07,441 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,343 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,779 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:13,847 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,282 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,450 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,185 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,220 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:21,722 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,724 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,860 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,195 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,329 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:30,914 --> 00:00:33,917 [upbeat rock music] 18 00:00:33,917 --> 00:00:41,258 ♪ 19 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:42,960 - I know this looks a little weird, 20 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,461 but I'm doing it for a reason. 21 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:46,396 Today's the first day of spring break, 22 00:00:46,396 --> 00:00:49,032 and to ensure we make the most of it, 23 00:00:49,032 --> 00:00:52,302 Clyde and I came up with this. 24 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,870 Ew. Note to self: 25 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:56,506 don't ever borrow Lynn's tracksuit again. 26 00:00:56,506 --> 00:00:58,742 I meant we came up with this: 27 00:00:58,742 --> 00:01:00,677 Clincoln McLoud's Totally Awesome and Rad 28 00:01:00,677 --> 00:01:02,946 Spring Break Bucket List, patent pending. 29 00:01:02,946 --> 00:01:05,849 It's a totally awesome and rad list of all the rad 30 00:01:05,849 --> 00:01:07,484 and awesome things Clyde and I want to do 31 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,686 over the nine days of spring break. 32 00:01:09,686 --> 00:01:12,489 We've been working on this baby since Christmas break ended, 33 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,291 and that's why I'm stretching. 34 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,059 With so many activities to get through, 35 00:01:16,059 --> 00:01:18,061 we can't afford to cramp up. 36 00:01:18,061 --> 00:01:19,363 [groans] 37 00:01:19,363 --> 00:01:24,234 That's enough stretching for now. 38 00:01:25,535 --> 00:01:27,404 [bird chirps and dog barks] 39 00:01:27,404 --> 00:01:29,406 - Hey, buddy. Where's your tracksuit? 40 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:32,142 - Uh, Lincoln-- - It's cool. I brought a spare. 41 00:01:32,142 --> 00:01:33,744 I also took care of breakfast. 42 00:01:33,744 --> 00:01:35,479 - Uh, Lincoln-- - Doughnuts! 43 00:01:35,479 --> 00:01:37,781 - Lincoln-- - Yes, yes, I know, Clyde. 44 00:01:37,781 --> 00:01:40,484 You need your fiber, and that's why I packed fruit too. 45 00:01:40,484 --> 00:01:42,152 [air horn blows] Augh! 46 00:01:42,152 --> 00:01:45,455 - Lincoln, my dad and I are going to Hawaii for eight days. 47 00:01:45,455 --> 00:01:47,391 They just surprised me. 48 00:01:47,391 --> 00:01:52,262 - What? - Oh, sorry about the air horn. 49 00:01:52,262 --> 00:01:56,300 - No! 50 00:01:57,567 --> 00:01:59,236 Wait, did you say eight days? 51 00:01:59,236 --> 00:02:02,172 Spring break is nine days, which means we'll still have one day 52 00:02:02,172 --> 00:02:06,043 left when you get back to do everything on our list. 53 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,978 both: Yes! 54 00:02:09,913 --> 00:02:12,182 - Of course, we'll have to pare down the list a little. 55 00:02:12,182 --> 00:02:13,483 - Of course. 56 00:02:13,483 --> 00:02:16,253 both: List pare-down mode activated. 57 00:02:16,253 --> 00:02:18,088 [upbeat music] 58 00:02:18,088 --> 00:02:19,623 - [snoring] 59 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:26,563 ♪ 60 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,033 - Whew. 61 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:33,170 - [snoring] 62 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:38,175 ♪ 63 00:02:38,175 --> 00:02:39,710 [horn honks] 64 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:42,479 So what did you cut? 65 00:02:42,479 --> 00:02:46,316 - Heh-heh, um, nothing. 66 00:02:46,316 --> 00:02:48,352 I actually added an activity. 67 00:02:48,352 --> 00:02:51,154 - Well, you did better than me. I added two. 68 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:52,522 [laughter] 69 00:02:52,522 --> 00:02:55,392 This is gonna be the most awesome and rad day ever. 70 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:56,927 - Just make sure you're home before 71 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,162 the streetlights come on; tomorrow's a school day. 72 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:00,464 - No problem, Mom. 73 00:03:00,464 --> 00:03:02,633 - Hmm, that gives us eight hours. 74 00:03:02,633 --> 00:03:04,401 Think we'll be able to get all this done? 75 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,737 - Clyde, we have to. 76 00:03:06,737 --> 00:03:09,940 Though we'll need to do more stretching. 77 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,208 both: Ow. 78 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:15,379 - One's good. 79 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:17,681 First activity: catch up on all the episodes 80 00:03:17,681 --> 00:03:19,316 of "ARGGH!" we've recorded. 81 00:03:19,316 --> 00:03:21,952 - Sounds awesome and rad to me. 82 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,453 - 42 episodes? 83 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:26,423 Hmm, we may have to speed things up a bit. 84 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:27,824 - Greetings, ghost hunters. 85 00:03:27,824 --> 00:03:30,594 I'm Hunger Spectre, and... ahh! 86 00:03:30,594 --> 00:03:36,133 [garbled fast-forwarding audio] 87 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,334 - Oh, excuse me. 88 00:03:37,334 --> 00:03:39,136 - I'll tell you how it ends. 89 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,771 - [gagging] 90 00:03:40,771 --> 00:03:43,206 - [gagging] No, I won't. 91 00:03:43,206 --> 00:03:44,841 [gagging] 92 00:03:44,841 --> 00:03:48,445 Okay, the awesome radness continues with item number two 93 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,614 ride the newest ride at Dairy Land, 94 00:03:50,614 --> 00:03:53,383 Fly Me to the Moo." 95 00:03:56,887 --> 00:04:00,924 "Expected wait time from this point: three days." 96 00:04:00,924 --> 00:04:02,326 [together] Hey! What? What are you doing? 97 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,694 - Ride inspectors coming through. 98 00:04:03,694 --> 00:04:05,195 Excuse us. 99 00:04:05,195 --> 00:04:06,663 - It worked. 100 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,967 - All right, you two, no line cutting. 101 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:11,568 And stay out! 102 00:04:11,568 --> 00:04:13,704 both: Augh! 103 00:04:13,704 --> 00:04:16,206 - Well, we kind of flew there for a second. 104 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:19,209 - I'd say it counts. 105 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:21,445 - "Play with puppies." This should be rad. 106 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:23,947 - And awesome. 107 00:04:23,947 --> 00:04:26,083 - Sorry, boys, the puppies are being bathed right now, 108 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:28,318 but you can play with Petey over there. 109 00:04:28,318 --> 00:04:29,353 [parrot squawking] 110 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,688 - Maybe we should skip this one. 111 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,858 - We can't. It's on the list. 112 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:35,692 Heh-heh. 113 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,194 [parrot squawking] 114 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,562 Pretty bird. 115 00:04:38,562 --> 00:04:42,666 [parrot squawking] 116 00:04:42,666 --> 00:04:44,935 - Maybe we shouldn't have touched his egg. 117 00:04:44,935 --> 00:04:48,572 - The important thing is, we can check it off the list. 118 00:04:48,572 --> 00:04:51,508 - Ahh, a leisurely carriage ride through the park 119 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:53,176 was a great idea, Clyde. 120 00:04:53,176 --> 00:04:54,811 Glad you added it to the list. 121 00:04:54,811 --> 00:04:57,347 - Thanks, but I think we're gonna have to 122 00:04:57,347 --> 00:04:59,616 pick up the pace a little. 123 00:04:59,616 --> 00:05:01,251 [air horn blows] 124 00:05:01,251 --> 00:05:02,753 [rock music] 125 00:05:02,753 --> 00:05:04,788 - On the bright side, we're still technically riding 126 00:05:04,788 --> 00:05:06,723 a carriage through the park. 127 00:05:12,496 --> 00:05:13,730 This is awesome. 128 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,799 I've always wanted to swim in gelatin. 129 00:05:15,799 --> 00:05:17,267 - How long does it take to set? 130 00:05:17,267 --> 00:05:20,370 - Let's see, 20 minutes per 4 ounces of water, 131 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:25,609 and this is a 100-gallon pool, so you've got to carry the 1-- 132 00:05:25,609 --> 00:05:27,277 - Hey, it's spring break. 133 00:05:27,277 --> 00:05:28,979 We shouldn't be doing math. 134 00:05:28,979 --> 00:05:30,147 - You're right. 135 00:05:30,147 --> 00:05:32,115 Besides, we have a list to get through. 136 00:05:32,115 --> 00:05:35,285 both: Ahh! 137 00:05:35,285 --> 00:05:38,255 - The good news is, the internet says the color isn't permanent. 138 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:41,124 The bad news is, it's 1:00, and we're not even 139 00:05:41,124 --> 00:05:42,492 halfway through the list. 140 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:43,827 - Maybe we need to split up. 141 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:45,996 Then we'll get the list done in no time. 142 00:05:45,996 --> 00:05:47,197 - Good thinking. 143 00:05:47,197 --> 00:05:50,434 You take the rad. I'll take the awesome. 144 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:51,802 - "Orange" you glad you thought of that? 145 00:05:51,802 --> 00:05:53,604 It's quite an "a-peeling" idea. 146 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,505 [laughs] Get it? 147 00:05:55,505 --> 00:05:56,673 [both sigh] 148 00:05:56,673 --> 00:05:58,875 - Oh, wait. "Citrus" self down. 149 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,744 I was just getting to the "juicy" part. 150 00:06:00,744 --> 00:06:03,380 Okay, "Vitamin C" you later. 151 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:05,716 Man, I'm on fire. 152 00:06:05,716 --> 00:06:08,252 - A-five, six, seven, eight. 153 00:06:08,252 --> 00:06:09,753 [loud music] 154 00:06:09,753 --> 00:06:13,156 - Yo, what you up to, little bro? 155 00:06:13,156 --> 00:06:14,358 - Having a jam session. 156 00:06:14,358 --> 00:06:16,560 - Righteous. I'll grab my ax. 157 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,063 - Sorry, it's a me and Clyde thing. 158 00:06:20,063 --> 00:06:21,732 - You and Clyde? 159 00:06:21,732 --> 00:06:24,201 Uh, okay, bro. 160 00:06:25,936 --> 00:06:27,070 - Oof! 161 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:29,840 [groaning] 162 00:06:33,944 --> 00:06:35,579 - Hey, Clyde. Do you need a partner? 163 00:06:35,579 --> 00:06:38,148 - No, thanks. It's a me and Lincoln thing. 164 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:41,418 - Oh. Hi, Lincoln. 165 00:06:41,418 --> 00:06:42,653 - Here we go, buddy. 166 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:43,854 [grunting] 167 00:06:43,854 --> 00:06:47,758 Ahh! 168 00:06:47,758 --> 00:06:51,261 both: You ruined our sand castle! 169 00:06:51,261 --> 00:06:54,197 - Ugh! Augh! Ow! 170 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,036 - Lincoln, can you watch the twins? 171 00:06:59,036 --> 00:07:01,505 I have to go to the bathroom. 172 00:07:04,775 --> 00:07:06,310 - Sweet, a 6-footer. 173 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:10,681 - Sorry, Lynn. It's a me and Clyde thing. 174 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,282 - [belches] 175 00:07:12,282 --> 00:07:15,018 [laughs] Thanks, bro. 176 00:07:18,255 --> 00:07:19,856 - Excuse me, ma'am. Would you mind taking a photo 177 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,625 of me and my best friend? 178 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:24,962 - Normally I'd say no, but since your best friend's a rock, 179 00:07:24,962 --> 00:07:26,763 I kind of feel sorry for you. 180 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,101 How do you work this thing? [phone chimes] 181 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:33,337 - I'm sorry, Clyde. I didn't get that. 182 00:07:33,337 --> 00:07:34,805 - Uh, can you hurry? 183 00:07:34,805 --> 00:07:37,341 My friend is kind of heavy. [phone chimes] 184 00:07:37,341 --> 00:07:41,178 - Okay, I found three results for "heavy." 185 00:07:41,178 --> 00:07:42,813 - Ahh! Rock Lincoln! 186 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:45,682 - Well, here you go. 187 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,117 - [sighs] 188 00:07:47,117 --> 00:07:49,486 - Sorry about your friend, but that piece of driftwood 189 00:07:49,486 --> 00:07:53,423 over there looks pretty lonely. 190 00:07:53,423 --> 00:07:56,426 [upbeat violin music] 191 00:07:56,426 --> 00:08:03,567 ♪ 192 00:08:05,936 --> 00:08:09,373 - [gasps] Driftwood Lincoln! 193 00:08:09,373 --> 00:08:16,780 ♪ 194 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,882 Eat my dust, Pizza Box Lincoln. 195 00:08:18,882 --> 00:08:20,517 Eat my crust, Clyde. 196 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:21,685 Ha-ha-ha. 197 00:08:21,685 --> 00:08:23,153 Lincoln, come in. 198 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:25,155 I finished my half of the list and a whole pizza. 199 00:08:25,155 --> 00:08:27,157 - Great, I finished my half too. 200 00:08:27,157 --> 00:08:30,360 Let's rendezvous at the predetermined location. 201 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,695 - Hey, here you go. 202 00:08:31,695 --> 00:08:33,297 I know what it's like to need a friend. 203 00:08:33,297 --> 00:08:35,766 Nice to meet you. 204 00:08:38,702 --> 00:08:40,604 - What a day, huh, Clyde? 205 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,406 So awesome. 206 00:08:42,406 --> 00:08:43,740 - And rad. 207 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,642 - Except for when we threw up. 208 00:08:45,642 --> 00:08:47,544 - And turned orange. 209 00:08:47,544 --> 00:08:49,413 - And Lynn belched in my face. 210 00:08:49,413 --> 00:08:51,148 - And I fell in the lake. 211 00:08:51,148 --> 00:08:52,883 - Let's not forget Petey. 212 00:08:52,883 --> 00:08:57,321 - Ugh, I think I'd rather forget. 213 00:08:57,321 --> 00:08:59,790 - Come to think of it, today kind of-- 214 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,759 - Wasn't rad? - Or awesome. 215 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,328 - How did that happen? 216 00:09:04,328 --> 00:09:06,897 - I guess we got so obsessed with finishing the list, 217 00:09:06,897 --> 00:09:09,700 we had no time to actually enjoy ourselves. 218 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,735 - You're right, and now spring break is over. 219 00:09:11,735 --> 00:09:13,604 We blew it. 220 00:09:13,604 --> 00:09:14,705 [dramatic music] 221 00:09:14,705 --> 00:09:16,673 - [gasps] 222 00:09:16,673 --> 00:09:19,409 [tires squealing] 223 00:09:19,409 --> 00:09:22,446 - Learn to drive, maniac. 224 00:09:22,446 --> 00:09:25,415 - Ah, this is the berries. I've got a blown tire. 225 00:09:25,415 --> 00:09:26,984 - A blown tire? 226 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,486 How are we gonna get home before the streetlights come on? 227 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,356 - Look. 228 00:09:32,356 --> 00:09:34,224 [engine revving] 229 00:09:34,224 --> 00:09:35,292 [tires squealing] 230 00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:36,593 - Hang on, boys. 231 00:09:36,593 --> 00:09:38,829 I'm about to get on the freeway. 232 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,197 both: Ahh! 233 00:09:40,197 --> 00:09:42,232 - We're good here. Thanks for the lift. 234 00:09:42,232 --> 00:09:45,335 [tires screeching] 235 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,537 [sheep bleating] 236 00:09:47,537 --> 00:09:50,540 [rock music] 237 00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:52,242 ♪ 238 00:09:52,242 --> 00:09:53,377 [sheep bleating] 239 00:09:53,377 --> 00:10:00,317 ♪ 240 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,120 both: Ahh! 241 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,188 Ugh! 242 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,757 ♪ 243 00:10:06,757 --> 00:10:08,158 [bell dinging] 244 00:10:08,158 --> 00:10:11,161 ♪ 245 00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:12,729 Yay! 246 00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:14,731 [grunting] 247 00:10:14,731 --> 00:10:20,170 ♪ 248 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:22,339 Yes! 249 00:10:22,339 --> 00:10:24,908 ♪ 250 00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:26,376 We made it. 251 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:30,080 [panting] 252 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,516 - All that stretching really paid off. 253 00:10:32,516 --> 00:10:35,552 - Is it just me, or was getting home totally rad? 254 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:40,357 - Yeah, the most awesome part of today wasn't even on the list. 255 00:10:40,357 --> 00:10:41,858 both: Huh. 256 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:44,728 - Guess we didn't blow our spring break after all. 257 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,430 both: Clincoln McCloud. 258 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:51,635 - So what's our plan for summer break? 259 00:10:51,635 --> 00:10:53,670 both: To not have one. 260 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:54,705 - Awesome. - Rad. 261 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:56,006 [sheep bleating] 262 00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:57,741 - Oh, my ride's here. 263 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,443 See you tomorrow, buddy. 264 00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:01,178 [sheep bleating] 265 00:11:03,013 --> 00:11:04,982 [parrot squawking] - Ahh! 266 00:11:04,982 --> 00:11:07,384 Heh-heh, pretty bird. 267 00:11:07,384 --> 00:11:08,752 Ahh! Ahh! Ow! Ow! 268 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:13,190 - It's probably just another him and Clyde thing. 269 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:18,210 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 270 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,045 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 271 00:11:20,045 --> 00:11:22,981 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 272 00:11:22,981 --> 00:11:25,450 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 273 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:29,521 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 274 00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:30,889 - ♪ Loud house 275 00:11:30,889 --> 00:11:32,491 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 276 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:33,659 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 277 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:34,893 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 278 00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:36,328 ♪ Never any privacy 279 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,864 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 280 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,400 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 281 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,701 ♪ In the Loud house