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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house
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♪ In the Loud house
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- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ Is how we show our love
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- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
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♪ Loud house
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- Poo-poo.
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪
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- I know this looks a little
weird,
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but I'm doing it for a reason.
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Today's the first day of spring
break,
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and to ensure we make the most
of it,
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Clyde and I came up with this.
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Ew.
Note to self:
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don't ever borrow Lynn's
tracksuit again.
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I meant we came up with this:
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Clincoln McLoud's Totally
Awesome and Rad
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Spring Break Bucket List,
patent pending.
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It's a totally awesome and rad
list of all the rad
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and awesome things Clyde and I
want to do
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over the nine days of spring
break.
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We've been working on this baby
since Christmas break ended,
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and that's why I'm stretching.
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With so many activities to get
through,
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we can't afford to cramp up.
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[groans]
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That's enough stretching for
now.
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[bird chirps and dog barks]
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- Hey, buddy.
Where's your tracksuit?
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- Uh, Lincoln--
- It's cool. I brought a spare.
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I also took care of breakfast.
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- Uh, Lincoln--
- Doughnuts!
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- Lincoln--
- Yes, yes, I know, Clyde.
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You need your fiber, and that's
why I packed fruit too.
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[air horn blows]
Augh!
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- Lincoln, my dad and I are
going to Hawaii for eight days.
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They just surprised me.
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- What?
- Oh, sorry about the air horn.
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- No!
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Wait, did you say eight days?
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Spring break is nine days, which
means we'll still have one day
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left when you get back to do
everything on our list.
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both: Yes!
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- Of course, we'll have to pare
down the list a little.
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- Of course.
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both: List pare-down mode
activated.
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[upbeat music]
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- [snoring]
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♪ ♪
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- Whew.
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- [snoring]
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♪ ♪
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[horn honks]
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So what did you cut?
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- Heh-heh, um, nothing.
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I actually added an activity.
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- Well, you did better than me.
I added two.
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[laughter]
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This is gonna be the most
awesome and rad day ever.
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- Just make sure you're home
before
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the streetlights come on;
tomorrow's a school day.
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- No problem, Mom.
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- Hmm, that gives us eight
hours.
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Think we'll be able to get all
this done?
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- Clyde, we have to.
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Though we'll need to do more
stretching.
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both: Ow.
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- One's good.
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First activity: catch up on all
the episodes
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of "ARGGH!" we've recorded.
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- Sounds awesome and rad to me.
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- 42 episodes?
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Hmm, we may have to speed things
up a bit.
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- Greetings, ghost hunters.
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I'm Hunger Spectre, and...
ahh!
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[garbled fast-forwarding audio]
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- Oh, excuse me.
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- I'll tell you how it ends.
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- [gagging]
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- [gagging]
No, I won't.
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[gagging]
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Okay, the awesome radness
continues with item number two
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ride the newest ride at Dairy
Land,
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Fly Me to the Moo."
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"Expected wait time from this
point: three days."
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[together]
Hey! What? What are you doing?
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- Ride inspectors coming
through.
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Excuse us.
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- It worked.
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- All right, you two,
no line cutting.
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And stay out!
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both: Augh!
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- Well, we kind of flew there
for a second.
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- I'd say it counts.
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- "Play with puppies."
This should be rad.
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- And awesome.
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- Sorry, boys, the puppies are
being bathed right now,
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but you can play with Petey over
there.
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[parrot squawking]
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- Maybe we should skip this one.
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- We can't.
It's on the list.
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Heh-heh.
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[parrot squawking]
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Pretty bird.
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[parrot squawking]
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- Maybe we shouldn't have
touched his egg.
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- The important thing is, we can
check it off the list.
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- Ahh, a leisurely carriage ride
through the park
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was a great idea, Clyde.
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Glad you added it to the list.
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- Thanks, but I think we're
gonna have to
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pick up the pace a little.
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[air horn blows]
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[rock music]
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- On the bright side, we're
still technically riding
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a carriage through the park.
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This is awesome.
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I've always wanted to swim in
gelatin.
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- How long does it take to set?
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- Let's see, 20 minutes per 4
ounces of water,
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and this is a 100-gallon pool,
so you've got to carry the 1--
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- Hey, it's spring break.
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We shouldn't be doing math.
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- You're right.
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Besides, we have a list to get
through.
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both: Ahh!
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- The good news is, the internet
says the color isn't permanent.
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The bad news is, it's 1:00,
and we're not even
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halfway through the list.
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- Maybe we need to split up.
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Then we'll get the list done in
no time.
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- Good thinking.
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You take the rad.
I'll take the awesome.
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- "Orange" you glad you thought
of that?
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It's quite an "a-peeling" idea.
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[laughs]
Get it?
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[both sigh]
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- Oh, wait.
"Citrus" self down.
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I was just getting to the
"juicy" part.
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Okay, "Vitamin C" you later.
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Man, I'm on fire.
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- A-five, six, seven, eight.
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[loud music]
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- Yo, what you up to, little
bro?
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- Having a jam session.
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- Righteous.
I'll grab my ax.
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- Sorry, it's a me and Clyde
thing.
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- You and Clyde?
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Uh, okay, bro.
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- Oof!
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[groaning]
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- Hey, Clyde.
Do you need a partner?
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- No, thanks.
It's a me and Lincoln thing.
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- Oh.
Hi, Lincoln.
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- Here we go, buddy.
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[grunting]
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Ahh!
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both: You ruined our sand
castle!
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- Ugh! Augh! Ow!
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- Lincoln, can you watch the
twins?
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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- Sweet, a 6-footer.
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- Sorry, Lynn.
It's a me and Clyde thing.
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- [belches]
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[laughs]
Thanks, bro.
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- Excuse me, ma'am.
Would you mind taking a photo
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of me and my best friend?
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- Normally I'd say no, but since
your best friend's a rock,
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I kind of feel sorry for you.
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How do you work this thing?
[phone chimes]
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- I'm sorry, Clyde.
I didn't get that.
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- Uh, can you hurry?
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My friend is kind of heavy.
[phone chimes]
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- Okay, I found three results
for "heavy."
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- Ahh! Rock Lincoln!
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- Well, here you go.
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- [sighs]
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- Sorry about your friend, but
that piece of driftwood
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over there looks pretty lonely.
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[upbeat violin music]
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♪ ♪
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- [gasps]
Driftwood Lincoln!
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♪ ♪
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Eat my dust, Pizza Box Lincoln.
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Eat my crust, Clyde.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Lincoln, come in.
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I finished my half of the list
and a whole pizza.
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- Great, I finished my half
too.
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Let's rendezvous at the
predetermined location.
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- Hey, here you go.
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I know what it's like to need a
friend.
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Nice to meet you.
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- What a day, huh, Clyde?
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So awesome.
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- And rad.
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- Except for when we threw up.
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- And turned orange.
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- And Lynn belched in my face.
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- And I fell in the lake.
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- Let's not forget Petey.
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- Ugh, I think I'd rather
forget.
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- Come to think of it, today
kind of--
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- Wasn't rad?
- Or awesome.
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- How did that happen?
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- I guess we got so obsessed
with finishing the list,
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we had no time to actually enjoy
ourselves.
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- You're right, and now spring
break is over.
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We blew it.
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[dramatic music]
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- [gasps]
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[tires squealing]
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- Learn to drive, maniac.
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- Ah, this is the berries.
I've got a blown tire.
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- A blown tire?
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How are we gonna get home before
the streetlights come on?
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- Look.
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[engine revving]
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[tires squealing]
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- Hang on, boys.
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I'm about to get on the freeway.
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both: Ahh!
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- We're good here.
Thanks for the lift.
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[tires screeching]
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[sheep bleating]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[sheep bleating]
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♪ ♪
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both: Ahh!
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Ugh!
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♪ ♪
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[bell dinging]
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♪ ♪
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Yay!
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[grunting]
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♪ ♪
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Yes!
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♪ ♪
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We made it.
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[panting]
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- All that stretching really
paid off.
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- Is it just me, or was getting
home totally rad?
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- Yeah, the most awesome part of
today wasn't even on the list.
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both: Huh.
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- Guess we didn't blow our
spring break after all.
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both: Clincoln McCloud.
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- So what's our plan for summer
break?
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both: To not have one.
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- Awesome.
- Rad.
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[sheep bleating]
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- Oh, my ride's here.
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See you tomorrow, buddy.
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[sheep bleating]
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00:11:03,013 --> 00:11:04,982
[parrot squawking]
- Ahh!
266
00:11:04,982 --> 00:11:07,384
Heh-heh, pretty bird.
267
00:11:07,384 --> 00:11:08,752
Ahh! Ahh! Ow! Ow!
268
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:13,190
- It's probably just another him
and Clyde thing.
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00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:18,210
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
270
00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,045
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
271
00:11:20,045 --> 00:11:22,981
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
272
00:11:22,981 --> 00:11:25,450
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
273
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:29,521
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
274
00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:30,889
- ♪ Loud house
275
00:11:30,889 --> 00:11:32,491
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
276
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:33,659
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
277
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:34,893
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
278
00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:36,328
♪ Never any privacy
279
00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,864
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
280
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,400
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
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♪ In the Loud house