1 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:02,768 ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,504 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,038 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:07,440 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,342 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,778 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:13,846 ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,281 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,449 ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,184 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,219 ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:21,721 ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,723 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,859 ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,194 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,329 Poo-poo. 17 00:00:30,814 --> 00:00:33,883 [rousing orchestral music] 18 00:00:33,884 --> 00:00:40,824 19 00:00:45,395 --> 00:00:47,530 It's the day before Christmas, 20 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:50,499 and there's no better time to be in the Loud house. 21 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,636 ♪ Christmastime is totally rad ♪ 22 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,104 [thud] ♪ I want those gifts 23 00:00:55,105 --> 00:00:57,173 ♪ So I won't be bad ♪ 24 00:00:57,174 --> 00:00:59,008 Ugh! Come on. 25 00:00:59,009 --> 00:01:01,377 Having trouble with this year's Christmas song, Luna? 26 00:01:01,378 --> 00:01:03,813 Bro, I'm stuck like Santa in a chimney. 27 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:06,515 [bell tings] Ooh! That's not bad. 28 00:01:06,516 --> 00:01:09,552 ♪ I'm stuck like Santa in a chimney ♪ 29 00:01:09,553 --> 00:01:13,422 ♪ Been good all year so gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! ♪ 30 00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:16,359 - Ugh! Rubbish! - I'll say! 31 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,828 Those lyrics make no frankincense. 32 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,596 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 33 00:01:20,597 --> 00:01:22,632 That's one! [Bell dings] 34 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:25,368 My 12 puns of Christmas are off to a great start. 35 00:01:25,369 --> 00:01:27,837 I've only gotta come up with 11 myrrh! 36 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,505 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 37 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,673 [bell dings] Make that ten. 38 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,642 - [blows raspberry] - Hey, Lincoln. 39 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:35,144 Look! I just made the perfect Christmas outfit. 40 00:01:35,145 --> 00:01:39,782 Has anyone seen my plaid Christmas tablecloth? 41 00:01:39,783 --> 00:01:41,717 - [shushes] - Oh, don't worry about 42 00:01:41,718 --> 00:01:43,586 buying me a gift, Bobby Boo Boo Bear. 43 00:01:43,587 --> 00:01:45,655 I mean, sure, it's our very first Christmas together, 44 00:01:45,656 --> 00:01:47,390 and I'll probably remember what you get me 45 00:01:47,391 --> 00:01:50,559 for the rest of our lives, but no pressure. 46 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,895 Right. No pressure, Babe. 47 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:54,897 [chuckles] 48 00:01:54,898 --> 00:01:57,667 [sobbing] 49 00:01:57,668 --> 00:01:59,902 [festive orchestral music] 50 00:01:59,903 --> 00:02:01,470 Oops. Wrong ones. 51 00:02:01,471 --> 00:02:03,873 Excuse me. This might take a while. 52 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,875 Hey there, favorite big brother. 53 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:09,178 Allow me to dive into that pile of smelly, sweaty footwear 54 00:02:09,179 --> 00:02:11,814 and find your winter boots for you. 55 00:02:11,815 --> 00:02:13,683 [clattering] 56 00:02:13,684 --> 00:02:14,618 [gasps] 57 00:02:14,619 --> 00:02:16,852 Here you go, good sir! 58 00:02:16,853 --> 00:02:18,287 Two big brother boots. 59 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:20,523 Boy, these are stylish. 60 00:02:20,524 --> 00:02:22,291 Okay, what do you want? 61 00:02:22,292 --> 00:02:24,794 To get a good haul from Santa. 62 00:02:24,795 --> 00:02:28,564 See, contrary to popular belief, I am no angel. 63 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,499 So if I want to get on Santa's nice list, 64 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,769 I have 1 day to undo 12 months of naughty. 65 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:36,706 You're wasting your time. 66 00:02:36,707 --> 00:02:39,208 Factoring in sleigh speed, time zone changes, 67 00:02:39,209 --> 00:02:42,745 and reindeer bathroom breaks, it's scientifically impossible 68 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:45,748 for this so-called Kris Kringle to deliver gifts 69 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:49,418 to the approximately 1 billion qualifying children. 70 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:53,356 As you can see, "X" equals "No stinking way." 71 00:02:53,357 --> 00:02:54,790 [grumbles] 72 00:02:54,791 --> 00:02:57,426 You're lucky I'm being nice right now. 73 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,161 [Geo's hat bell jingles] 74 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:02,164 [jazz instrumental of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"] 75 00:03:02,165 --> 00:03:03,933 [Walt wolf whistles] 76 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,501 [hammer pounding] You know what I want 77 00:03:05,502 --> 00:03:08,371 for Christmas? A bigger fireplace. 78 00:03:08,372 --> 00:03:11,173 What's that, Mom? I can holly hear you! 79 00:03:11,174 --> 00:03:12,708 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 80 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:14,310 That's three. [Bell dings] 81 00:03:14,311 --> 00:03:15,645 [blows raspberry] 82 00:03:15,646 --> 00:03:18,281 Lily, are you stocking me? 83 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,749 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 84 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,284 That's four! [Bell dings] 85 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:23,452 - See anything? - Nope. 86 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,021 - [grunts] - Looking for gifts 87 00:03:25,022 --> 00:03:26,289 from Mom and Dad, huh? 88 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:27,924 Have you checked Dad's underwear drawer? 89 00:03:27,925 --> 00:03:30,126 Have we checked Dad's underwear drawer? 90 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,460 Lincoln, please. 91 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,129 This is not our first rodeo. 92 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,597 [sniffs] 93 00:03:34,598 --> 00:03:37,133 ♪ Dashing to the stove ♪ Hey, son! 94 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,901 You're just in time to try the crown jewel 95 00:03:38,902 --> 00:03:40,603 of ol' Dad's Christmas Eve feast: 96 00:03:40,604 --> 00:03:41,938 The figgy pudding! 97 00:03:41,939 --> 00:03:43,773 [both coughing] [smoke alarm beeping] 98 00:03:43,774 --> 00:03:46,409 And ruin the surprise at dinner? 99 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:47,910 I don't think so. 100 00:03:47,911 --> 00:03:50,346 Look at Dad getting figgy with it. 101 00:03:50,347 --> 00:03:52,148 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 102 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,349 Number five. [Bell dings] 103 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:55,551 Ah, I love the 12 puns of Christmas. 104 00:03:55,552 --> 00:03:57,587 Luan, you wanna try my pudding? Sorry, Dad. 105 00:03:57,588 --> 00:03:59,622 Yule have to ask someone else. 106 00:03:59,623 --> 00:04:01,624 Get it? Yule? That's six! 107 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,559 I just sleigh myself. 108 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,261 Ooh! Seven! [Both laugh] 109 00:04:05,262 --> 00:04:07,630 Sleigh! 110 00:04:07,631 --> 00:04:09,465 Yup. Everyone around here 111 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:10,900 is full of Christmas cheer. 112 00:04:10,901 --> 00:04:13,936 Louds! What's that awful stench? 113 00:04:13,937 --> 00:04:16,505 Well, everyone except for our crabby old neighbor, 114 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,607 Mr. Grouse. 115 00:04:17,608 --> 00:04:19,342 He really lives up to his name, 116 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,477 especially around Christmas. 117 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,513 Louds! Turn down that annoying music! 118 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,817 Louds! Shut off all those horrible lights! 119 00:04:27,818 --> 00:04:29,051 Sheesh. 120 00:04:29,052 --> 00:04:31,220 Well, I'm not gonna let Mr. Grouse 121 00:04:31,221 --> 00:04:32,855 take away my Christmas cheer. 122 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,958 I've got a week off school, 10 inches of fresh snow, 123 00:04:35,959 --> 00:04:37,560 and this guy. 124 00:04:37,561 --> 00:04:39,695 The Fearsome Flyer 8000. 125 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,832 Or as I affectionately call him, "Big Red." 126 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:44,367 We've been waiting all winter 127 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,435 for the perfect sledding conditions. 128 00:04:46,436 --> 00:04:48,204 So if you'll excuse us... 129 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,405 [shouts] 130 00:04:49,406 --> 00:04:50,773 Woo-hoo! 131 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:52,908 My reindeer net worked! 132 00:04:52,909 --> 00:04:55,778 Sorry, Lincoln, I'm just getting ready for tonight. 133 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:58,414 I'm gonna catch one to keep as a pet! 134 00:04:58,415 --> 00:04:59,615 [tires screech, car crashes] 135 00:04:59,616 --> 00:05:01,417 [car horn blaring] 136 00:05:01,418 --> 00:05:02,451 Woo-hoo! 137 00:05:02,452 --> 00:05:04,253 My reindeer pit worked! 138 00:05:04,254 --> 00:05:05,521 Uh, don't worry, buddy! 139 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,423 I got a winch! 140 00:05:07,424 --> 00:05:09,692 Now, where was I? Ah, yes. 141 00:05:09,693 --> 00:05:12,161 It's just you and me, Big Red. 142 00:05:12,162 --> 00:05:14,063 Let's do this. 143 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,932 Ha ha! Yeah! 144 00:05:15,933 --> 00:05:17,466 Aah! 145 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:20,469 [suspenseful music] 146 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:22,171 147 00:05:22,172 --> 00:05:24,573 Nooo! 148 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:25,942 This is a disaster. 149 00:05:25,943 --> 00:05:28,477 When stuff goes into Mr. Grouse's yard, 150 00:05:28,478 --> 00:05:30,246 it never comes back. 151 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,481 My yard, my property! 152 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,684 My yard, my property! 153 00:05:34,685 --> 00:05:37,320 My yard, my property! [whip cracks] 154 00:05:37,321 --> 00:05:40,656 Well, I'm not letting Big Red suffer the same fate, 155 00:05:40,657 --> 00:05:42,993 especially on the first day of vacation. 156 00:05:44,127 --> 00:05:45,428 [straining grunt] 157 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,396 Loud! 158 00:05:47,397 --> 00:05:49,031 Take down that eyesore! 159 00:05:49,032 --> 00:05:51,868 You're bringing down the property values! 160 00:05:53,136 --> 00:05:55,271 It's too risky to go in alone. 161 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,539 I'm gonna need backup. 162 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,140 [radio static] Clyde, come in! 163 00:05:58,141 --> 00:06:01,010 Hey, Lincoln. Just working on my mistletoe. 164 00:06:01,011 --> 00:06:03,145 This year, I'm not gonna squander my one chance 165 00:06:03,146 --> 00:06:05,381 to get a holiday smooch from Lori. 166 00:06:05,382 --> 00:06:07,717 I'm rootin' for you, buddy, but can it wait? 167 00:06:07,718 --> 00:06:09,585 I've got a code six emergency! 168 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:12,021 Oh, no! What went over the fence this time? 169 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:13,589 Was it Bobby? 170 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,558 My yard, my property! 171 00:06:15,559 --> 00:06:16,993 [uplifting music] 172 00:06:16,994 --> 00:06:18,027 Babe? 173 00:06:18,028 --> 00:06:19,262 Negative. 174 00:06:19,263 --> 00:06:22,031 - It was Big Red. - Nooo! 175 00:06:22,032 --> 00:06:24,300 Put on your snow boots. It's time to put 176 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,802 "Operation Scale the Fence and Retrieve Big Red 177 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,505 "Before Mr. Grouse Finds It and Takes It Into His House Forever 178 00:06:29,506 --> 00:06:33,609 "and also Think of A Shorter Name for this Operation" into action. 179 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:35,544 Sorry. I got stuck in a turtleneck. 180 00:06:35,545 --> 00:06:37,313 Can you repeat that? Never mind. 181 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,915 I'm on my way. [Grunts] 182 00:06:38,916 --> 00:06:41,284 [piano instrumental of "Deck the Halls"] 183 00:06:41,285 --> 00:06:42,652 [straining grunt] 184 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:44,387 No presents for us under here. 185 00:06:44,388 --> 00:06:45,554 Dang it! Ugh! 186 00:06:45,555 --> 00:06:47,023 We could look in the basement. 187 00:06:47,024 --> 00:06:49,258 How do you feel about lifting the water heater? 188 00:06:49,259 --> 00:06:52,361 Let's do this. 189 00:06:52,362 --> 00:06:55,564 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" from "The Nutcracker"] 190 00:06:55,565 --> 00:06:56,666 191 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,302 [sniffs] Ahh! 192 00:06:59,303 --> 00:07:00,636 I don't think Mom will mind 193 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:03,706 if I just peel back the corner a little. 194 00:07:03,707 --> 00:07:06,776 Hold it! You are mistletoe-tally busted! 195 00:07:06,777 --> 00:07:08,611 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 196 00:07:08,612 --> 00:07:10,146 That's eight. [Bell dings] 197 00:07:10,147 --> 00:07:11,414 I can't help it! 198 00:07:11,415 --> 00:07:12,648 The sound of the paper tearing, 199 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:13,983 the smell of the tape, 200 00:07:13,984 --> 00:07:17,253 that moment when you stick the bow in your hair! 201 00:07:17,254 --> 00:07:18,421 Give me that! 202 00:07:18,422 --> 00:07:19,889 You gotta kick this habit, Lori. 203 00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:22,158 We don't want a repeat of last year. 204 00:07:22,159 --> 00:07:23,926 [wrapping paper rustling] [nervous laugh] 205 00:07:23,927 --> 00:07:26,162 You guys got some great stuff. 206 00:07:26,163 --> 00:07:29,265 You're right, Luan. I gotta fight this. 207 00:07:29,266 --> 00:07:32,301 Well, there's no time like the present! 208 00:07:32,302 --> 00:07:33,869 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 209 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,571 That's nine. [Bell dings] 210 00:07:35,572 --> 00:07:36,906 I can be strong. 211 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:38,608 I will not open another gift 212 00:07:38,609 --> 00:07:41,811 until Christmas morning. [doorbell rings] 213 00:07:41,812 --> 00:07:43,946 Delivery for Miss Lori Loud. 214 00:07:43,947 --> 00:07:46,115 "To Lori. Open immediately." 215 00:07:46,116 --> 00:07:50,553 Ugh! Universe, you are literally testing me. 216 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:51,554 [clang] - Aah! 217 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:52,888 Woo-hoo! 218 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,224 My reindeer cage works! 219 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,592 Hey, guys! 220 00:07:56,593 --> 00:07:58,327 Forget what I was wearing before. 221 00:07:58,328 --> 00:08:00,863 This is the perfect Christmas outfit. 222 00:08:00,864 --> 00:08:03,266 Has anyone seen all my tinsel? 223 00:08:03,267 --> 00:08:04,467 - [shushes] - Ooh! 224 00:08:04,468 --> 00:08:06,702 - I'm gonna tell! - No, no, no! 225 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,537 Just ribbon ya! 226 00:08:08,538 --> 00:08:10,139 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 227 00:08:10,140 --> 00:08:11,374 That's ten! [Bell dings] 228 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,576 Oh, Mother, you've done so much 229 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,778 to make this glorious holiday perfect. 230 00:08:15,779 --> 00:08:18,748 Allow me to look for the tinsel, and after I find it, 231 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,784 I'll rub your tired, aching tootsies. 232 00:08:21,785 --> 00:08:24,153 Thank you, Lola. That's very nice of you. 233 00:08:24,154 --> 00:08:25,855 [gasps] Did you hear that, Santa? 234 00:08:25,856 --> 00:08:27,423 She said, "Nice"! 235 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,458 Wasting your time. 236 00:08:29,459 --> 00:08:30,793 Control yourself, Lola. 237 00:08:30,794 --> 00:08:32,461 She's not worth it. 238 00:08:32,462 --> 00:08:33,829 [door opens and closes] 239 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,665 [suspenseful music] 240 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:37,767 - Hey, Lincoln! - Aaah! 241 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,302 Oof! Clyde! 242 00:08:39,303 --> 00:08:40,636 I'm okay. 243 00:08:40,637 --> 00:08:42,905 I see you toned down the mistletoe this year. 244 00:08:42,906 --> 00:08:45,875 Yeah, I don't a repeat of last Christmas. 245 00:08:45,876 --> 00:08:47,109 [jazzy romantic music] 246 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,645 Pucker up, my Christmas queen. 247 00:08:49,646 --> 00:08:51,480 [hawk screeches] Aaaah! 248 00:08:51,481 --> 00:08:53,983 [sighs] So, what's the plan? 249 00:08:53,984 --> 00:08:57,286 You'll go to the front yard and sing Christmas carols here. 250 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,021 When Grouse comes out to yell at you, 251 00:08:59,022 --> 00:09:01,524 I'll hop the fence and grab Big Red here. 252 00:09:01,525 --> 00:09:03,125 Strategic genius! 253 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,461 One question. What's that? 254 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,963 Ugh! Charles! 255 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,932 [Charles whimpers] 256 00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:11,934 Turtledove to Sled Man Walking, 257 00:09:11,935 --> 00:09:14,136 I'm in position. Copy that, Turtledove. 258 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,538 Commence caroling. 259 00:09:15,539 --> 00:09:17,873 [blows one note on kazoo] ♪ Me-me-me-me-me 260 00:09:17,874 --> 00:09:20,676 [bells jingling] ♪ Dashing through the snow 261 00:09:20,677 --> 00:09:22,311 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh... ♪ 262 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,513 Stop your off-key caterwauling! 263 00:09:24,514 --> 00:09:26,649 - ♪ Laughing all the way - I don't care for carolers. 264 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,652 [suspenseful music] 265 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,989 266 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,757 [clattering] Go on! Get! 267 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:36,726 What the Sam heck was that? 268 00:09:36,727 --> 00:09:38,127 ♪ Don't look in the yard ♪ 269 00:09:38,128 --> 00:09:39,829 ♪ There's nothing there to see ♪ 270 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,530 ♪ Got lots of songs to sing 271 00:09:41,531 --> 00:09:42,765 ♪ So keep your eyes on me 272 00:09:42,766 --> 00:09:44,400 Hey! Ugh! 273 00:09:44,401 --> 00:09:46,135 [gasps] 274 00:09:46,136 --> 00:09:47,770 275 00:09:47,771 --> 00:09:51,108 My yard, my property! 276 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:54,810 [sighs] 277 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,546 I can't believe I lost Big Red. 278 00:09:57,547 --> 00:10:00,283 ♪ Merry Christmas, honey 279 00:10:00,284 --> 00:10:03,953 ♪ If you don't have a gift, I'll gladly take money ♪ 280 00:10:03,954 --> 00:10:06,255 ♪ I wrote it down on my Christmas list ♪ 281 00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:08,658 ♪ If I don't get my prezzies I'm gonna get... ♪ 282 00:10:08,659 --> 00:10:11,228 Louds! Knock off that racket! 283 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:15,131 Clyde, do you see what I see? 284 00:10:15,132 --> 00:10:17,700 A star, a star, shining in the night? 285 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,335 No. Mr. Grouse just left. 286 00:10:19,336 --> 00:10:21,837 I can sneak into his house and get my sled back. 287 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,272 What? You can't do that. 288 00:10:23,273 --> 00:10:25,007 That's Mr. Grouse's property. 289 00:10:25,008 --> 00:10:27,143 But that sled is my property. 290 00:10:27,144 --> 00:10:28,911 I'll just slip through the doggie door, 291 00:10:28,912 --> 00:10:31,213 grab Big Red, and he'll be none the wiser. 292 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,082 But what if you get caught and go to jail 293 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,483 and they only let family visit? 294 00:10:34,484 --> 00:10:36,018 You know I haven't married Lori yet, 295 00:10:36,019 --> 00:10:37,286 so the guards won't let me see you... 296 00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:39,155 Clyde! None of that's gonna happen 297 00:10:39,156 --> 00:10:41,591 because you're gonna be my lookout. 298 00:10:41,592 --> 00:10:42,892 [chain link fence rattles] 299 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:45,995 300 00:10:45,996 --> 00:10:48,764 I'm in. Just keep a lookout for Grouse. 301 00:10:48,765 --> 00:10:50,600 Don't worry. You can count on me. 302 00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:51,901 I'm not going anywhere. 303 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,170 [screams] 304 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:55,438 Yes! 305 00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:57,506 My reindeer catapult worked! 306 00:10:57,507 --> 00:11:00,576 Although, it might not be the best way to catch a reindeer. 307 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:05,615 Now, where would I hide a sled if I was a grumpy, old sourpuss? 308 00:11:05,616 --> 00:11:08,184 Big Red! 309 00:11:08,185 --> 00:11:10,853 Whoa! Is that Mr. Grouse as a kid? 310 00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:14,323 And is he holding a Fearsome Flyer 1000? 311 00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:15,458 [door lock clicks] 312 00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:16,459 [gasps] 313 00:11:18,301 --> 00:11:20,003 [door lock clicks] [teeth chattering] 314 00:11:24,174 --> 00:11:27,376 [suspenseful music] 315 00:11:27,377 --> 00:11:34,317 316 00:11:41,224 --> 00:11:43,025 [fingers crunch] [yelps] 317 00:11:43,026 --> 00:11:46,028 318 00:11:46,029 --> 00:11:48,898 Ooh, cold. 319 00:11:48,899 --> 00:11:51,300 Aw, dang. All out of wood. 320 00:11:51,301 --> 00:11:52,768 [softly blows air] 321 00:11:52,769 --> 00:11:55,704 322 00:11:55,705 --> 00:11:57,339 - Gotcha! - [screams] 323 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:59,642 [shattering] Big Red! 324 00:11:59,643 --> 00:12:02,378 Serves you right, you little thief! 325 00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:04,313 I'm not a thief! You're the thief! 326 00:12:04,314 --> 00:12:06,949 You stole my sled and now it's broken! 327 00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:09,084 My yard, my property! 328 00:12:09,085 --> 00:12:11,020 I'm calling your folks right now. 329 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,455 They'll straighten you out. 330 00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:14,356 [phone rings and fades into background noise] 331 00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:15,925 [hammer pounding] [laughter] 332 00:12:15,926 --> 00:12:18,594 [grunts] Yes! [Cliff yowls] 333 00:12:18,595 --> 00:12:20,930 No one's answering. Probably can't even hear 334 00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:23,833 the phone over all that racket. 335 00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:29,004 Till I reach your folks, you can clean up the mess you made. 336 00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:31,107 Why do you have to be so mean all the time? 337 00:12:31,108 --> 00:12:32,541 I just wanted my sled back. 338 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,844 You of all people should understand that. 339 00:12:34,845 --> 00:12:36,345 You had one too. 340 00:12:36,346 --> 00:12:38,747 Stop snooping and start sweeping! 341 00:12:38,748 --> 00:12:40,182 [phone rings] Ah! 342 00:12:40,183 --> 00:12:42,718 That's probably them. Get to work! 343 00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:45,121 Hello? Oh, hey, Junie. 344 00:12:45,122 --> 00:12:47,523 Sorry I didn't call back. 345 00:12:47,524 --> 00:12:49,925 No, it doesn't look like I'm gonna make it back 346 00:12:49,926 --> 00:12:52,261 for Christmas after all. 347 00:12:52,262 --> 00:12:53,395 I'm sorry. 348 00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:55,397 I know it's been five years, 349 00:12:55,398 --> 00:12:58,934 but I just don't have the money to travel this Christmas. 350 00:12:58,935 --> 00:13:04,206 Tell the girls Uncle Buddy says hi and loves them whole bunches. 351 00:13:04,207 --> 00:13:06,976 I miss you too. [Hangs up phone] 352 00:13:06,977 --> 00:13:09,211 I thought I told you to clean up your mess! 353 00:13:09,212 --> 00:13:10,880 I didn't know you were from a big family. 354 00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:13,149 - What's it to ya? - Well, it's just... 355 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:16,085 it must be hard not to see them at Christmas. 356 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,454 Enough! Go on home. 357 00:13:18,455 --> 00:13:20,923 So you're not gonna tell my parents? 358 00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:23,159 Just leave me alone! 359 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,162 [somber music] 360 00:13:26,163 --> 00:13:32,168 361 00:13:32,169 --> 00:13:34,136 [radio static] Come in, Sled Man Walking. 362 00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:35,438 Are you okay? 363 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,173 I'm sorry I compromised the mission. 364 00:13:37,174 --> 00:13:38,874 One minute I was in your yard, 365 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,010 the next I was six blocks away. 366 00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:42,344 I broke my mistletoe. 367 00:13:42,345 --> 00:13:44,447 So long, holiday smooch. 368 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,849 Sorry, Turtledove. Everything's okay here though. 369 00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:50,686 Rescuing Big Red was a bust, but now I've got a new mission. 370 00:13:50,687 --> 00:13:53,389 I'll call you back with the plan. 371 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,357 - Oh, Ghost of Christmas Past... - [laughs] 372 00:13:55,358 --> 00:13:57,860 Reveal to us where the presents are hidden. 373 00:13:57,861 --> 00:13:59,962 [gasps] What'd he say? What'd he say? 374 00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:03,499 You two definitely have the Christmas spirit! 375 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,167 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! [Bell dings] 376 00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:06,535 That's 11! 377 00:14:06,536 --> 00:14:08,871 [trap snaps] [Cliff yowls] 378 00:14:08,872 --> 00:14:11,073 Can't take it any longer! 379 00:14:11,074 --> 00:14:12,875 Must open! 380 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,810 Whoa, girl! 381 00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:16,412 Guys, can you chill? 382 00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:18,347 I'm trying to write and I'm down to the wire! 383 00:14:18,348 --> 00:14:20,216 Ooh! Maybe that's it! 384 00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:21,484 ♪ Down to the wire 385 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,452 ♪ Santa's on fire ♪ 386 00:14:23,453 --> 00:14:26,155 [grunts] I'm never gonna get this! 387 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:29,692 Guys! [cacophonous overlapping sounds] 388 00:14:29,693 --> 00:14:33,195 Okay, forget that old rag I was wearing before. 389 00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:35,631 This is the perfect Christmas outfit! 390 00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:37,633 What happened to the stockings? 391 00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:40,536 Seriously, why does everything keep disappearing? 392 00:14:40,537 --> 00:14:42,805 - [shushes] - Guys! 393 00:14:42,806 --> 00:14:44,807 [cacophonous overlapping sounds] 394 00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:46,375 [laughs] 395 00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:49,078 [tugboat horn blows] Oh, Lily, you didn't! 396 00:14:49,079 --> 00:14:50,346 Hey, hey, hey! 397 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,348 I need a taste tester for my figgy pudding! 398 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,517 Oh, whew! It wasn't you. 399 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,153 I'll do it, Daddy! Your figgy pudding is always 400 00:14:57,154 --> 00:14:59,555 the highlight of my Christmas. 401 00:14:59,556 --> 00:15:01,357 You're seeing this, right, Santa? 402 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,259 Truly pathetic. 403 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:05,961 Mmm! 404 00:15:05,962 --> 00:15:07,563 Figgy! 405 00:15:07,564 --> 00:15:08,998 Guys! 406 00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:11,901 Would you just stop and listen to me for a second? 407 00:15:11,902 --> 00:15:13,169 [noise ceases] 408 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,904 I was just in Mr. Grouse's house. 409 00:15:14,905 --> 00:15:17,440 [overlapping indistinct chatter] That big meanie? 410 00:15:17,441 --> 00:15:19,442 - He dresses, like, horribly. - He is literally awful. 411 00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:20,910 He's not that bad. 412 00:15:20,911 --> 00:15:23,946 Well, he is, but now I think I know why. 413 00:15:23,947 --> 00:15:26,949 [sentimental orchestral music] 414 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,184 And then he told me to leave. 415 00:15:28,185 --> 00:15:31,353 That is literally so sad! 416 00:15:31,354 --> 00:15:34,323 I can't believe he has a big family too. 417 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,959 And he can't be with them? That's awful. 418 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,930 Seeing all of us together must make him miss them even more. 419 00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:43,599 Usually, I'm impervious to human emotions, 420 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,634 but... [sobs loudly] 421 00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:49,672 No wonder he's such a grumpy-butt this time of year. 422 00:15:49,673 --> 00:15:52,341 How did we not notice this? 423 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,410 Maybe because we've been so caught up 424 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,679 in the hustle and bustle of the holidays. 425 00:15:56,680 --> 00:16:00,516 Yeah, we were so worried about what we were getting. 426 00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,952 [puffs air] When we should have been worried 427 00:16:02,953 --> 00:16:05,054 about what we were giving. 428 00:16:05,055 --> 00:16:08,891 And isn't that what Christmas is all about? 429 00:16:08,892 --> 00:16:10,459 [bell tings] - [gasps] 430 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:11,894 Dudes! That's it! 431 00:16:11,895 --> 00:16:13,629 No wonder I couldn't nail my song. 432 00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:16,165 I've been going about it all wrong. 433 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,734 We need to do something for Mr. Grouse. 434 00:16:18,735 --> 00:16:19,902 Girls: Yeah! 435 00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:22,304 - But what can we do? - I have a plan. 436 00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:25,809 Okay, the first thing we do... [trails off indistinctly] 437 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,982 [soft orchestral music] 438 00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:34,316 439 00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:35,885 [snoring] 440 00:16:35,886 --> 00:16:38,521 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh - Huh? Who? What? 441 00:16:38,522 --> 00:16:40,524 Can't get a moment's peace. 442 00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:49,765 All: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 443 00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:53,536 ♪ I used to think that Christmas was ♪ 444 00:16:53,537 --> 00:16:57,339 ♪ About the wish list filled with stuff ♪ 445 00:16:57,340 --> 00:17:03,212 ♪ I never really needed anyway 446 00:17:03,213 --> 00:17:04,580 [upbeat rock music] 447 00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:06,982 ♪ But as long as we're together ♪ 448 00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:09,452 ♪ It's a holiday ♪ 449 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:12,788 All: ♪ It's not what you get, it's what you give ♪ 450 00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:15,925 ♪ We've got the spirit clear and loud ♪ 451 00:17:15,926 --> 00:17:18,294 ♪ Ditch the list, hug who you're with ♪ 452 00:17:18,295 --> 00:17:21,130 ♪ 'Cause that's what Christmas is all about ♪ 453 00:17:21,131 --> 00:17:23,966 ♪ It's what you give, not what you get ♪ 454 00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:26,769 ♪ We've got the hard part figured out ♪ 455 00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:29,705 ♪ This year will be the best one yet ♪ 456 00:17:29,706 --> 00:17:32,808 ♪ 'Cause that's what Christmas is all about ♪ 457 00:17:32,809 --> 00:17:35,744 ♪ Merry Christmas from the Louds ♪ 458 00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:37,314 ♪ Louds! 459 00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:41,484 Merry Christmas, Mr. Grouse. 460 00:17:41,485 --> 00:17:44,653 We all chipped in and got you something. 461 00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,188 It's a bus ticket. 462 00:17:46,189 --> 00:17:47,456 So you can go see your family 463 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,858 for Christmas tomorrow. 464 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:52,628 And since you can't be with them tonight, 465 00:17:52,629 --> 00:17:55,531 we're bringing our family to you. 466 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:58,734 How 'bout it, neighbor? 467 00:17:58,735 --> 00:18:01,504 Louds! 468 00:18:01,505 --> 00:18:05,207 You've made this the best Christmas ever. 469 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,676 Thank you. I'd say you all landed 470 00:18:07,677 --> 00:18:10,513 permanent spots on Santa's nice list. 471 00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:14,383 - Even me? - Even you. 472 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:18,521 Once again... [sobs loudly] 473 00:18:18,522 --> 00:18:20,122 Well, what are you waiting for? 474 00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:21,891 Everyone inside! 475 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:25,094 [orchestral instrumental of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"] 476 00:18:25,095 --> 00:18:27,496 477 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,697 There, Mr. Grouse. 478 00:18:28,698 --> 00:18:30,633 Now it's not so gloomy in here. 479 00:18:30,634 --> 00:18:32,768 Yeah, you ruined it. 480 00:18:32,769 --> 00:18:36,505 Guys, I finally made the perfect Christmas outfit! 481 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,540 482 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:38,674 It's not for me. 483 00:18:38,675 --> 00:18:40,075 It's for Mr. Grouse. 484 00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:42,411 You can wear it on your trip tomorrow! 485 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,613 Well, thank you. 486 00:18:44,614 --> 00:18:46,449 What happened to my curtains? 487 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:47,716 [shushes] 488 00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:49,618 Chow time in five, people! 489 00:18:49,619 --> 00:18:51,420 Before we sit down, 490 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,489 there's something I'd like to say. 491 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,958 Speech! Speech! Speech! 492 00:18:55,959 --> 00:19:00,162 Well, I know I haven't always been the friendliest neighbor, 493 00:19:00,163 --> 00:19:01,797 and I'm sorry about that. 494 00:19:01,798 --> 00:19:04,400 You've all given me so much tonight, 495 00:19:04,401 --> 00:19:07,169 now I'd like to give something to you. 496 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:08,472 We take checks. 497 00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:13,409 [kids gasp] kids: All of our stuff! 498 00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,910 [overlapping excited chatter] 499 00:19:14,911 --> 00:19:16,812 Plungey! 500 00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:18,881 I'm sorry your sled was broken. 501 00:19:18,882 --> 00:19:21,016 That's all right. It's only a sled. 502 00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:23,586 I'm just glad we're friends now. 503 00:19:23,587 --> 00:19:25,354 Oh, Hare-bear, 504 00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:28,290 isn't this the most wonderful thing you've ever seen? 505 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:31,427 Now, Howie, remember what Dr. Lopez said about... 506 00:19:31,428 --> 00:19:33,028 Oh, forget Dr. Lopez! 507 00:19:33,029 --> 00:19:35,664 This is the most wonderful thing I've ever seen! 508 00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:37,299 [both sobbing] 509 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,537 Clyde, you know what you're standing under, don't you? 510 00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:44,206 [smooches] 511 00:19:44,207 --> 00:19:46,308 Merry Christmas, Clyde. 512 00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:48,978 And to all a good night. 513 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,679 [shudders] 514 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,948 Come on, everybody, sit! Dinner is served! 515 00:19:52,949 --> 00:19:54,817 And save some room for the figgy pudding! 516 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,553 [overlapping excited chatter] 517 00:19:57,554 --> 00:20:00,856 Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 518 00:20:00,857 --> 00:20:03,159 all: Merry Christmas! [wrapping paper tearing] 519 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,928 [boxes clattering, toy squeaks] 520 00:20:05,929 --> 00:20:07,530 [plucks banjo] 521 00:20:07,531 --> 00:20:11,167 [rousing orchestral holiday music] 522 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,202 Well, that's all the Christmas presents. 523 00:20:13,203 --> 00:20:15,504 Time to start decorating for Valentine's Day. 524 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,274 Wait! I still have one more. 525 00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:19,742 I saved the best for last! 526 00:20:19,743 --> 00:20:21,578 [clattering] - Ah! 527 00:20:24,281 --> 00:20:25,581 Merry Christmas, Babe. 528 00:20:25,582 --> 00:20:27,183 [gasps] Boo Boo Bear? 529 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,518 I couldn't find anything good enough to buy you 530 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,086 for our first Christmas together, 531 00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:33,088 so I decided to give you myself. 532 00:20:33,089 --> 00:20:37,293 Ahh! That's literally the perfect gift. 533 00:20:37,294 --> 00:20:39,328 Oh! I got you a present too! 534 00:20:39,329 --> 00:20:40,796 I hope it's food and water. 535 00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:43,299 Santa sure was good to us this year. 536 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,301 - All: Santa? - Ohh! 537 00:20:45,302 --> 00:20:47,336 I thought you didn't believe in him. 538 00:20:47,337 --> 00:20:50,539 I didn't until I spied him leaving a present 539 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,374 behind the couch last night. 540 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,977 Behold! [All gasp] 541 00:20:54,978 --> 00:20:57,046 There is a present back here. 542 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,315 And it's addressed to Lincoln. 543 00:20:59,316 --> 00:21:01,117 [wrapping paper tearing] 544 00:21:01,118 --> 00:21:02,618 Wow! 545 00:21:02,619 --> 00:21:04,487 [all exclaim] 546 00:21:04,488 --> 00:21:07,890 A Fearsome Flyer 1000? 547 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,093 [sentimental orchestral music] 548 00:21:11,094 --> 00:21:12,895 549 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,397 Hey, Mr. Grouse, thanks for the sled. 550 00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:18,934 Don't thank me, thank Santa. 551 00:21:18,935 --> 00:21:20,569 Merry Christmas, Lincoln. 552 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:24,039 Merry Christmas, Mr. Grouse! 553 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,342 Well, another Christmas has come and gone, 554 00:21:26,343 --> 00:21:30,613 but this year I got the best present ever: A new friend. 555 00:21:30,614 --> 00:21:32,948 I think from now on things are gonna be 556 00:21:32,949 --> 00:21:34,817 pretty different around here. 557 00:21:34,818 --> 00:21:36,719 [upbeat orchestral music] 558 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,420 Ha ha! Yeah! 559 00:21:38,421 --> 00:21:40,656 [screams] 560 00:21:40,657 --> 00:21:41,991 [glass shatters] 561 00:21:41,992 --> 00:21:43,659 Loud! 562 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:45,528 Maybe not that different. 563 00:21:45,529 --> 00:21:47,096 564 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,299 Well, I guess that about wraps things up. 565 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,634 Yes! I did it! 566 00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:52,768 That's 12! [Bell dings] 567 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,937 Merry Christmas! 568 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,205 Aah! 569 00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:57,473 Woo-hoo! 570 00:21:57,474 --> 00:21:59,643 I finally got one! 571 00:22:01,218 --> 00:22:04,287 [upbeat festive rock music] 572 00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:08,159 573 00:22:09,794 --> 00:22:12,930 574 00:22:14,398 --> 00:22:16,300 575 00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:23,074 576 00:22:24,408 --> 00:22:25,475 577 00:22:25,476 --> 00:22:27,745 [sleigh bells jingling]