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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud house
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♪ In the Loud house
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♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
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♪ Is how we show our love
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud Loud Loud
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♪ Loud house
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Poo-poo.
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[rousing orchestral music]
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♪
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It's the day before Christmas,
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and there's no better time
to be in the Loud house.
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♪ Christmastime is totally rad ♪
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[thud] ♪ I want those gifts
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♪ So I won't be bad ♪
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Ugh! Come on.
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Having trouble with this
year's Christmas song, Luna?
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Bro, I'm stuck like Santa
in a chimney.
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[bell tings]
Ooh! That's not bad.
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♪ I'm stuck like Santa
in a chimney ♪
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♪ Been good all year
so gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! ♪
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- Ugh! Rubbish!
- I'll say!
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Those lyrics make
no frankincense.
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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That's one! [Bell dings]
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My 12 puns of Christmas
are off to a great start.
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I've only gotta come up
with 11 myrrh!
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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[bell dings] Make that ten.
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- [blows raspberry]
- Hey, Lincoln.
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Look! I just made
the perfect Christmas outfit.
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Has anyone seen my plaid
Christmas tablecloth?
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- [shushes]
- Oh, don't worry about
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buying me a gift,
Bobby Boo Boo Bear.
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I mean, sure, it's our very
first Christmas together,
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and I'll probably remember
what you get me
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for the rest of our lives,
but no pressure.
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Right. No pressure, Babe.
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[chuckles]
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[sobbing]
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[festive orchestral music]
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Oops. Wrong ones.
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Excuse me.
This might take a while.
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Hey there, favorite big brother.
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Allow me to dive into that pile
of smelly, sweaty footwear
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and find your winter boots
for you.
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[clattering]
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[gasps]
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Here you go, good sir!
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Two big brother boots.
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Boy, these are stylish.
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Okay, what do you want?
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To get a good haul from Santa.
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See, contrary to popular belief,
I am no angel.
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So if I want to get
on Santa's nice list,
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I have 1 day to undo
12 months of naughty.
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You're wasting your time.
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Factoring in sleigh speed,
time zone changes,
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and reindeer bathroom breaks,
it's scientifically impossible
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for this so-called Kris Kringle
to deliver gifts
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to the approximately 1 billion
qualifying children.
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As you can see,
"X" equals "No stinking way."
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[grumbles]
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You're lucky I'm being nice
right now.
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[Geo's hat bell jingles]
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[jazz instrumental of "We Wish
You A Merry Christmas"]
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[Walt wolf whistles]
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[hammer pounding]
You know what I want
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for Christmas?
A bigger fireplace.
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What's that, Mom?
I can holly hear you!
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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That's three. [Bell dings]
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[blows raspberry]
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Lily, are you stocking me?
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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That's four! [Bell dings]
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- See anything?
- Nope.
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- [grunts]
- Looking for gifts
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from Mom and Dad, huh?
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Have you checked
Dad's underwear drawer?
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Have we checked Dad's
underwear drawer?
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Lincoln, please.
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This is not our first rodeo.
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[sniffs]
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♪ Dashing to the stove ♪
Hey, son!
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You're just in time to try
the crown jewel
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of ol' Dad's
Christmas Eve feast:
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The figgy pudding!
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[both coughing]
[smoke alarm beeping]
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And ruin the surprise at dinner?
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I don't think so.
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Look at Dad
getting figgy with it.
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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Number five. [Bell dings]
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Ah, I love
the 12 puns of Christmas.
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Luan, you wanna try my pudding?
Sorry, Dad.
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Yule have to ask someone else.
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Get it? Yule? That's six!
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I just sleigh myself.
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Ooh! Seven! [Both laugh]
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Sleigh!
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Yup. Everyone around here
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is full of Christmas cheer.
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Louds! What's that awful stench?
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Well, everyone except
for our crabby old neighbor,
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Mr. Grouse.
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He really lives up to his name,
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especially around Christmas.
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Louds!
Turn down that annoying music!
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Louds! Shut off
all those horrible lights!
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Sheesh.
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Well, I'm not
gonna let Mr. Grouse
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take away my Christmas cheer.
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I've got a week off school,
10 inches of fresh snow,
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and this guy.
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The Fearsome Flyer 8000.
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Or as I affectionately call him,
"Big Red."
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We've been waiting all winter
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for the perfect
sledding conditions.
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So if you'll excuse us...
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[shouts]
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Woo-hoo!
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My reindeer net worked!
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Sorry, Lincoln, I'm just
getting ready for tonight.
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I'm gonna catch one to keep
as a pet!
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[tires screech, car crashes]
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[car horn blaring]
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Woo-hoo!
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My reindeer pit worked!
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Uh, don't worry, buddy!
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I got a winch!
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Now, where was I? Ah, yes.
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It's just you and me, Big Red.
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Let's do this.
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Ha ha! Yeah!
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Aah!
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[suspenseful music]
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♪
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Nooo!
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This is a disaster.
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When stuff goes
into Mr. Grouse's yard,
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it never comes back.
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My yard, my property!
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My yard, my property!
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My yard, my property!
[whip cracks]
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Well, I'm not letting Big Red
suffer the same fate,
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especially on the first day
of vacation.
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[straining grunt]
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Loud!
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Take down that eyesore!
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You're bringing down
the property values!
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It's too risky to go in alone.
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I'm gonna need backup.
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[radio static] Clyde, come in!
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Hey, Lincoln.
Just working on my mistletoe.
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This year, I'm not gonna
squander my one chance
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to get a holiday smooch
from Lori.
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I'm rootin' for you, buddy,
but can it wait?
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I've got a code six emergency!
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Oh, no! What went over
the fence this time?
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Was it Bobby?
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My yard, my property!
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[uplifting music]
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Babe?
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Negative.
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- It was Big Red.
- Nooo!
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Put on your snow boots.
It's time to put
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"Operation Scale the Fence
and Retrieve Big Red
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"Before Mr. Grouse Finds It and
Takes It Into His House Forever
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"and also Think of A Shorter Name
for this Operation" into action.
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Sorry.
I got stuck in a turtleneck.
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Can you repeat that? Never mind.
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I'm on my way. [Grunts]
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[piano instrumental
of "Deck the Halls"]
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[straining grunt]
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No presents for us under here.
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Dang it! Ugh!
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We could look in the basement.
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How do you feel about lifting
the water heater?
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Let's do this.
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["Dance of the Sugar Plum
Fairy" from "The Nutcracker"]
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♪
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[sniffs] Ahh!
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I don't think Mom will mind
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if I just peel back the corner
a little.
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Hold it!
You are mistletoe-tally busted!
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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That's eight. [Bell dings]
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I can't help it!
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The sound of the paper tearing,
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the smell of the tape,
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that moment when you stick
the bow in your hair!
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Give me that!
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You gotta kick this habit, Lori.
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We don't want a repeat
of last year.
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[wrapping paper rustling]
[nervous laugh]
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You guys got some great stuff.
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You're right, Luan.
I gotta fight this.
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Well, there's no time
like the present!
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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That's nine. [Bell dings]
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I can be strong.
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I will not open another gift
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until Christmas morning.
[doorbell rings]
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Delivery for Miss Lori Loud.
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"To Lori. Open immediately."
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Ugh! Universe,
you are literally testing me.
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[clang]
- Aah!
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Woo-hoo!
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My reindeer cage works!
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Hey, guys!
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Forget what I was wearing
before.
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This is the perfect
Christmas outfit.
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Has anyone seen all my tinsel?
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- [shushes]
- Ooh!
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- I'm gonna tell!
- No, no, no!
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Just ribbon ya!
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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That's ten! [Bell dings]
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Oh, Mother, you've done so much
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to make this glorious
holiday perfect.
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Allow me to look for the tinsel,
and after I find it,
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I'll rub your tired,
aching tootsies.
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Thank you, Lola.
That's very nice of you.
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[gasps]
Did you hear that, Santa?
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She said, "Nice"!
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Wasting your time.
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Control yourself, Lola.
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She's not worth it.
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[door opens and closes]
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[suspenseful music]
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- Hey, Lincoln!
- Aaah!
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Oof! Clyde!
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I'm okay.
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I see you toned down
the mistletoe this year.
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Yeah, I don't a repeat
of last Christmas.
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[jazzy romantic music]
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Pucker up, my Christmas queen.
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[hawk screeches] Aaaah!
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[sighs] So, what's the plan?
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You'll go to the front yard
and sing Christmas carols here.
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When Grouse comes out
to yell at you,
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I'll hop the fence
and grab Big Red here.
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Strategic genius!
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One question. What's that?
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Ugh! Charles!
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[Charles whimpers]
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Turtledove to Sled Man Walking,
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I'm in position.
Copy that, Turtledove.
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Commence caroling.
259
00:09:15,539 --> 00:09:17,873
[blows one note on kazoo]
♪ Me-me-me-me-me
260
00:09:17,874 --> 00:09:20,676
[bells jingling]
♪ Dashing through the snow
261
00:09:20,677 --> 00:09:22,311
♪ In a one-horse
open sleigh... ♪
262
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,513
Stop your off-key caterwauling!
263
00:09:24,514 --> 00:09:26,649
- ♪ Laughing all the way
- I don't care for carolers.
264
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,652
[suspenseful music]
265
00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,989
♪
266
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,757
[clattering] Go on! Get!
267
00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:36,726
What the Sam heck was that?
268
00:09:36,727 --> 00:09:38,127
♪ Don't look in the yard ♪
269
00:09:38,128 --> 00:09:39,829
♪ There's nothing there to see ♪
270
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,530
♪ Got lots of songs to sing
271
00:09:41,531 --> 00:09:42,765
♪ So keep your eyes on me
272
00:09:42,766 --> 00:09:44,400
Hey! Ugh!
273
00:09:44,401 --> 00:09:46,135
[gasps]
274
00:09:46,136 --> 00:09:47,770
♪
275
00:09:47,771 --> 00:09:51,108
My yard, my property!
276
00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:54,810
[sighs]
277
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,546
I can't believe I lost Big Red.
278
00:09:57,547 --> 00:10:00,283
♪ Merry Christmas, honey
279
00:10:00,284 --> 00:10:03,953
♪ If you don't have a gift,
I'll gladly take money ♪
280
00:10:03,954 --> 00:10:06,255
♪ I wrote it down
on my Christmas list ♪
281
00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:08,658
♪ If I don't get my prezzies
I'm gonna get... ♪
282
00:10:08,659 --> 00:10:11,228
Louds! Knock off that racket!
283
00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:15,131
Clyde, do you see what I see?
284
00:10:15,132 --> 00:10:17,700
A star, a star,
shining in the night?
285
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,335
No. Mr. Grouse just left.
286
00:10:19,336 --> 00:10:21,837
I can sneak into his house
and get my sled back.
287
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,272
What? You can't do that.
288
00:10:23,273 --> 00:10:25,007
That's Mr. Grouse's property.
289
00:10:25,008 --> 00:10:27,143
But that sled is my property.
290
00:10:27,144 --> 00:10:28,911
I'll just slip through
the doggie door,
291
00:10:28,912 --> 00:10:31,213
grab Big Red,
and he'll be none the wiser.
292
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,082
But what if you get caught
and go to jail
293
00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,483
and they only let family visit?
294
00:10:34,484 --> 00:10:36,018
You know I haven't
married Lori yet,
295
00:10:36,019 --> 00:10:37,286
so the guards
won't let me see you...
296
00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:39,155
Clyde!
None of that's gonna happen
297
00:10:39,156 --> 00:10:41,591
because you're gonna be
my lookout.
298
00:10:41,592 --> 00:10:42,892
[chain link fence rattles]
299
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:45,995
♪
300
00:10:45,996 --> 00:10:48,764
I'm in.
Just keep a lookout for Grouse.
301
00:10:48,765 --> 00:10:50,600
Don't worry.
You can count on me.
302
00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:51,901
I'm not going anywhere.
303
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,170
[screams]
304
00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:55,438
Yes!
305
00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:57,506
My reindeer catapult worked!
306
00:10:57,507 --> 00:11:00,576
Although, it might not be the
best way to catch a reindeer.
307
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:05,615
Now, where would I hide a sled
if I was a grumpy, old sourpuss?
308
00:11:05,616 --> 00:11:08,184
Big Red!
309
00:11:08,185 --> 00:11:10,853
Whoa!
Is that Mr. Grouse as a kid?
310
00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:14,323
And is he holding
a Fearsome Flyer 1000?
311
00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:15,458
[door lock clicks]
312
00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:16,459
[gasps]
313
00:11:18,301 --> 00:11:20,003
[door lock clicks]
[teeth chattering]
314
00:11:24,174 --> 00:11:27,376
[suspenseful music]
315
00:11:27,377 --> 00:11:34,317
♪
316
00:11:41,224 --> 00:11:43,025
[fingers crunch] [yelps]
317
00:11:43,026 --> 00:11:46,028
♪
318
00:11:46,029 --> 00:11:48,898
Ooh, cold.
319
00:11:48,899 --> 00:11:51,300
Aw, dang. All out of wood.
320
00:11:51,301 --> 00:11:52,768
[softly blows air]
321
00:11:52,769 --> 00:11:55,704
♪
322
00:11:55,705 --> 00:11:57,339
- Gotcha!
- [screams]
323
00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:59,642
[shattering] Big Red!
324
00:11:59,643 --> 00:12:02,378
Serves you right,
you little thief!
325
00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:04,313
I'm not a thief!
You're the thief!
326
00:12:04,314 --> 00:12:06,949
You stole my sled
and now it's broken!
327
00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:09,084
My yard, my property!
328
00:12:09,085 --> 00:12:11,020
I'm calling your folks
right now.
329
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,455
They'll straighten you out.
330
00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:14,356
[phone rings
and fades into background noise]
331
00:12:14,357 --> 00:12:15,925
[hammer pounding] [laughter]
332
00:12:15,926 --> 00:12:18,594
[grunts] Yes! [Cliff yowls]
333
00:12:18,595 --> 00:12:20,930
No one's answering.
Probably can't even hear
334
00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:23,833
the phone over all that racket.
335
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:29,004
Till I reach your folks, you can
clean up the mess you made.
336
00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:31,107
Why do you have to be
so mean all the time?
337
00:12:31,108 --> 00:12:32,541
I just wanted my sled back.
338
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,844
You of all people
should understand that.
339
00:12:34,845 --> 00:12:36,345
You had one too.
340
00:12:36,346 --> 00:12:38,747
Stop snooping
and start sweeping!
341
00:12:38,748 --> 00:12:40,182
[phone rings] Ah!
342
00:12:40,183 --> 00:12:42,718
That's probably them.
Get to work!
343
00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:45,121
Hello? Oh, hey, Junie.
344
00:12:45,122 --> 00:12:47,523
Sorry I didn't call back.
345
00:12:47,524 --> 00:12:49,925
No, it doesn't look like
I'm gonna make it back
346
00:12:49,926 --> 00:12:52,261
for Christmas after all.
347
00:12:52,262 --> 00:12:53,395
I'm sorry.
348
00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:55,397
I know it's been five years,
349
00:12:55,398 --> 00:12:58,934
but I just don't have the money
to travel this Christmas.
350
00:12:58,935 --> 00:13:04,206
Tell the girls Uncle Buddy says
hi and loves them whole bunches.
351
00:13:04,207 --> 00:13:06,976
I miss you too. [Hangs up phone]
352
00:13:06,977 --> 00:13:09,211
I thought I told you
to clean up your mess!
353
00:13:09,212 --> 00:13:10,880
I didn't know you were from
a big family.
354
00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:13,149
- What's it to ya?
- Well, it's just...
355
00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:16,085
it must be hard not to see them
at Christmas.
356
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,454
Enough! Go on home.
357
00:13:18,455 --> 00:13:20,923
So you're not gonna tell
my parents?
358
00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:23,159
Just leave me alone!
359
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,162
[somber music]
360
00:13:26,163 --> 00:13:32,168
♪
361
00:13:32,169 --> 00:13:34,136
[radio static]
Come in, Sled Man Walking.
362
00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:35,438
Are you okay?
363
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,173
I'm sorry I compromised
the mission.
364
00:13:37,174 --> 00:13:38,874
One minute I was in your yard,
365
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,010
the next I was six blocks away.
366
00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:42,344
I broke my mistletoe.
367
00:13:42,345 --> 00:13:44,447
So long, holiday smooch.
368
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,849
Sorry, Turtledove.
Everything's okay here though.
369
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:50,686
Rescuing Big Red was a bust,
but now I've got a new mission.
370
00:13:50,687 --> 00:13:53,389
I'll call you back
with the plan.
371
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,357
- Oh, Ghost of Christmas Past...
- [laughs]
372
00:13:55,358 --> 00:13:57,860
Reveal to us
where the presents are hidden.
373
00:13:57,861 --> 00:13:59,962
[gasps] What'd he say?
What'd he say?
374
00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:03,499
You two definitely have
the Christmas spirit!
375
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,167
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! [Bell dings]
376
00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:06,535
That's 11!
377
00:14:06,536 --> 00:14:08,871
[trap snaps] [Cliff yowls]
378
00:14:08,872 --> 00:14:11,073
Can't take it any longer!
379
00:14:11,074 --> 00:14:12,875
Must open!
380
00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,810
Whoa, girl!
381
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:16,412
Guys, can you chill?
382
00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:18,347
I'm trying to write
and I'm down to the wire!
383
00:14:18,348 --> 00:14:20,216
Ooh! Maybe that's it!
384
00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:21,484
♪ Down to the wire
385
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,452
♪ Santa's on fire ♪
386
00:14:23,453 --> 00:14:26,155
[grunts]
I'm never gonna get this!
387
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:29,692
Guys!
[cacophonous overlapping sounds]
388
00:14:29,693 --> 00:14:33,195
Okay, forget that old rag
I was wearing before.
389
00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:35,631
This is the perfect
Christmas outfit!
390
00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:37,633
What happened to the stockings?
391
00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:40,536
Seriously, why does everything
keep disappearing?
392
00:14:40,537 --> 00:14:42,805
- [shushes]
- Guys!
393
00:14:42,806 --> 00:14:44,807
[cacophonous overlapping sounds]
394
00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:46,375
[laughs]
395
00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:49,078
[tugboat horn blows]
Oh, Lily, you didn't!
396
00:14:49,079 --> 00:14:50,346
Hey, hey, hey!
397
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,348
I need a taste tester
for my figgy pudding!
398
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,517
Oh, whew! It wasn't you.
399
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,153
I'll do it, Daddy!
Your figgy pudding is always
400
00:14:57,154 --> 00:14:59,555
the highlight of my Christmas.
401
00:14:59,556 --> 00:15:01,357
You're seeing this,
right, Santa?
402
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,259
Truly pathetic.
403
00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:05,961
Mmm!
404
00:15:05,962 --> 00:15:07,563
Figgy!
405
00:15:07,564 --> 00:15:08,998
Guys!
406
00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:11,901
Would you just stop
and listen to me for a second?
407
00:15:11,902 --> 00:15:13,169
[noise ceases]
408
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,904
I was just
in Mr. Grouse's house.
409
00:15:14,905 --> 00:15:17,440
[overlapping indistinct chatter]
That big meanie?
410
00:15:17,441 --> 00:15:19,442
- He dresses, like, horribly.
- He is literally awful.
411
00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:20,910
He's not that bad.
412
00:15:20,911 --> 00:15:23,946
Well, he is,
but now I think I know why.
413
00:15:23,947 --> 00:15:26,949
[sentimental orchestral music]
414
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,184
And then he told me to leave.
415
00:15:28,185 --> 00:15:31,353
That is literally so sad!
416
00:15:31,354 --> 00:15:34,323
I can't believe he has
a big family too.
417
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,959
And he can't be with them?
That's awful.
418
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,930
Seeing all of us together must
make him miss them even more.
419
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:43,599
Usually, I'm impervious
to human emotions,
420
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,634
but... [sobs loudly]
421
00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:49,672
No wonder he's such
a grumpy-butt this time of year.
422
00:15:49,673 --> 00:15:52,341
How did we not notice this?
423
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,410
Maybe because we've been
so caught up
424
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,679
in the hustle and bustle
of the holidays.
425
00:15:56,680 --> 00:16:00,516
Yeah, we were so worried about
what we were getting.
426
00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,952
[puffs air]
When we should have been worried
427
00:16:02,953 --> 00:16:05,054
about what we were giving.
428
00:16:05,055 --> 00:16:08,891
And isn't that what Christmas
is all about?
429
00:16:08,892 --> 00:16:10,459
[bell tings] - [gasps]
430
00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:11,894
Dudes! That's it!
431
00:16:11,895 --> 00:16:13,629
No wonder I couldn't
nail my song.
432
00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:16,165
I've been going about it
all wrong.
433
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,734
We need to do something
for Mr. Grouse.
434
00:16:18,735 --> 00:16:19,902
Girls: Yeah!
435
00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:22,304
- But what can we do?
- I have a plan.
436
00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:25,809
Okay, the first thing we do...
[trails off indistinctly]
437
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,982
[soft orchestral music]
438
00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:34,316
♪
439
00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:35,885
[snoring]
440
00:16:35,886 --> 00:16:38,521
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
- Huh? Who? What?
441
00:16:38,522 --> 00:16:40,524
Can't get a moment's peace.
442
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:49,765
All: ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
443
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:53,536
♪ I used to think
that Christmas was ♪
444
00:16:53,537 --> 00:16:57,339
♪ About the wish list
filled with stuff ♪
445
00:16:57,340 --> 00:17:03,212
♪ I never really needed anyway
446
00:17:03,213 --> 00:17:04,580
[upbeat rock music]
447
00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:06,982
♪ But as long
as we're together ♪
448
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:09,452
♪ It's a holiday ♪
449
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:12,788
All: ♪ It's not what you get,
it's what you give ♪
450
00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:15,925
♪ We've got the spirit clear
and loud ♪
451
00:17:15,926 --> 00:17:18,294
♪ Ditch the list,
hug who you're with ♪
452
00:17:18,295 --> 00:17:21,130
♪ 'Cause that's what Christmas
is all about ♪
453
00:17:21,131 --> 00:17:23,966
♪ It's what you give,
not what you get ♪
454
00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:26,769
♪ We've got the hard part
figured out ♪
455
00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:29,705
♪ This year will be
the best one yet ♪
456
00:17:29,706 --> 00:17:32,808
♪ 'Cause that's what Christmas
is all about ♪
457
00:17:32,809 --> 00:17:35,744
♪ Merry Christmas
from the Louds ♪
458
00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:37,314
♪ Louds!
459
00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:41,484
Merry Christmas, Mr. Grouse.
460
00:17:41,485 --> 00:17:44,653
We all chipped in
and got you something.
461
00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,188
It's a bus ticket.
462
00:17:46,189 --> 00:17:47,456
So you can go see your family
463
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,858
for Christmas tomorrow.
464
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:52,628
And since you can't
be with them tonight,
465
00:17:52,629 --> 00:17:55,531
we're bringing our family
to you.
466
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:58,734
How 'bout it, neighbor?
467
00:17:58,735 --> 00:18:01,504
Louds!
468
00:18:01,505 --> 00:18:05,207
You've made this
the best Christmas ever.
469
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,676
Thank you.
I'd say you all landed
470
00:18:07,677 --> 00:18:10,513
permanent spots
on Santa's nice list.
471
00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:14,383
- Even me?
- Even you.
472
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:18,521
Once again... [sobs loudly]
473
00:18:18,522 --> 00:18:20,122
Well, what are you waiting for?
474
00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:21,891
Everyone inside!
475
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:25,094
[orchestral instrumental of "We
Wish You a Merry Christmas"]
476
00:18:25,095 --> 00:18:27,496
♪
477
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,697
There, Mr. Grouse.
478
00:18:28,698 --> 00:18:30,633
Now it's not so gloomy in here.
479
00:18:30,634 --> 00:18:32,768
Yeah, you ruined it.
480
00:18:32,769 --> 00:18:36,505
Guys, I finally made
the perfect Christmas outfit!
481
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,540
♪
482
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:38,674
It's not for me.
483
00:18:38,675 --> 00:18:40,075
It's for Mr. Grouse.
484
00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:42,411
You can wear it
on your trip tomorrow!
485
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,613
Well, thank you.
486
00:18:44,614 --> 00:18:46,449
What happened to my curtains?
487
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:47,716
[shushes]
488
00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:49,618
Chow time in five, people!
489
00:18:49,619 --> 00:18:51,420
Before we sit down,
490
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,489
there's something
I'd like to say.
491
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,958
Speech! Speech! Speech!
492
00:18:55,959 --> 00:19:00,162
Well, I know I haven't always
been the friendliest neighbor,
493
00:19:00,163 --> 00:19:01,797
and I'm sorry about that.
494
00:19:01,798 --> 00:19:04,400
You've all given me
so much tonight,
495
00:19:04,401 --> 00:19:07,169
now I'd like to give something
to you.
496
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:08,472
We take checks.
497
00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:13,409
[kids gasp]
kids: All of our stuff!
498
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,910
[overlapping excited chatter]
499
00:19:14,911 --> 00:19:16,812
Plungey!
500
00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:18,881
I'm sorry your sled was broken.
501
00:19:18,882 --> 00:19:21,016
That's all right.
It's only a sled.
502
00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:23,586
I'm just glad we're friends now.
503
00:19:23,587 --> 00:19:25,354
Oh, Hare-bear,
504
00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:28,290
isn't this the most wonderful
thing you've ever seen?
505
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:31,427
Now, Howie, remember what
Dr. Lopez said about...
506
00:19:31,428 --> 00:19:33,028
Oh, forget Dr. Lopez!
507
00:19:33,029 --> 00:19:35,664
This is the most wonderful thing
I've ever seen!
508
00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:37,299
[both sobbing]
509
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,537
Clyde, you know what you're
standing under, don't you?
510
00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:44,206
[smooches]
511
00:19:44,207 --> 00:19:46,308
Merry Christmas, Clyde.
512
00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:48,978
And to all a good night.
513
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,679
[shudders]
514
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,948
Come on, everybody, sit!
Dinner is served!
515
00:19:52,949 --> 00:19:54,817
And save some room
for the figgy pudding!
516
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,553
[overlapping excited chatter]
517
00:19:57,554 --> 00:20:00,856
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪
518
00:20:00,857 --> 00:20:03,159
all: Merry Christmas!
[wrapping paper tearing]
519
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,928
[boxes clattering, toy squeaks]
520
00:20:05,929 --> 00:20:07,530
[plucks banjo]
521
00:20:07,531 --> 00:20:11,167
[rousing orchestral
holiday music]
522
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,202
Well, that's all
the Christmas presents.
523
00:20:13,203 --> 00:20:15,504
Time to start decorating
for Valentine's Day.
524
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,274
Wait! I still have one more.
525
00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:19,742
I saved the best for last!
526
00:20:19,743 --> 00:20:21,578
[clattering]
- Ah!
527
00:20:24,281 --> 00:20:25,581
Merry Christmas, Babe.
528
00:20:25,582 --> 00:20:27,183
[gasps] Boo Boo Bear?
529
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,518
I couldn't find anything
good enough to buy you
530
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,086
for our first Christmas
together,
531
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:33,088
so I decided to give you myself.
532
00:20:33,089 --> 00:20:37,293
Ahh! That's literally
the perfect gift.
533
00:20:37,294 --> 00:20:39,328
Oh! I got you a present too!
534
00:20:39,329 --> 00:20:40,796
I hope it's food and water.
535
00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:43,299
Santa sure was good to us
this year.
536
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,301
- All: Santa?
- Ohh!
537
00:20:45,302 --> 00:20:47,336
I thought you didn't believe
in him.
538
00:20:47,337 --> 00:20:50,539
I didn't until I spied him
leaving a present
539
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,374
behind the couch last night.
540
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,977
Behold! [All gasp]
541
00:20:54,978 --> 00:20:57,046
There is a present back here.
542
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,315
And it's addressed to Lincoln.
543
00:20:59,316 --> 00:21:01,117
[wrapping paper tearing]
544
00:21:01,118 --> 00:21:02,618
Wow!
545
00:21:02,619 --> 00:21:04,487
[all exclaim]
546
00:21:04,488 --> 00:21:07,890
A Fearsome Flyer 1000?
547
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,093
[sentimental orchestral music]
548
00:21:11,094 --> 00:21:12,895
♪
549
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,397
Hey, Mr. Grouse,
thanks for the sled.
550
00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:18,934
Don't thank me, thank Santa.
551
00:21:18,935 --> 00:21:20,569
Merry Christmas, Lincoln.
552
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:24,039
Merry Christmas, Mr. Grouse!
553
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,342
Well, another Christmas
has come and gone,
554
00:21:26,343 --> 00:21:30,613
but this year I got the best
present ever: A new friend.
555
00:21:30,614 --> 00:21:32,948
I think from now on things
are gonna be
556
00:21:32,949 --> 00:21:34,817
pretty different around here.
557
00:21:34,818 --> 00:21:36,719
[upbeat orchestral music]
558
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,420
Ha ha! Yeah!
559
00:21:38,421 --> 00:21:40,656
[screams]
560
00:21:40,657 --> 00:21:41,991
[glass shatters]
561
00:21:41,992 --> 00:21:43,659
Loud!
562
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:45,528
Maybe not that different.
563
00:21:45,529 --> 00:21:47,096
♪
564
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,299
Well, I guess that about
wraps things up.
565
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,634
Yes! I did it!
566
00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:52,768
That's 12! [Bell dings]
567
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,937
Merry Christmas!
568
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,205
Aah!
569
00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:57,473
Woo-hoo!
570
00:21:57,474 --> 00:21:59,643
I finally got one!
571
00:22:01,218 --> 00:22:04,287
[upbeat festive rock music]
572
00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:08,159
♪
573
00:22:09,794 --> 00:22:12,930
♪
574
00:22:14,398 --> 00:22:16,300
♪
575
00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:23,074
♪
576
00:22:24,408 --> 00:22:25,475
♪
577
00:22:25,476 --> 00:22:27,745
[sleigh bells jingling]