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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
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♪ In the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ Is how we show our love ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
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♪ In the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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- Poo-poo.
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♪ ♪
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[overlapping chatter]
- Whoo-hoo!
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Come on, Lis.
Put that stuff down
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and watch "Double Dare"
with us.
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- Are you kidding?
I'm about to
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split an atom here.
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- Okay,
here's your first question.
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Which element
on the periodic table
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is represented
by the number one?
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Is it hydrogen,
helium, or first-dium?
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- Hydrogen, duh.
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Who in their right mind
would guess first-dium?
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- No talking
if you're not watching.
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- Hey, hold on, slime lovers.
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"Double Dare"
is hitting the road,
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and we're coming to your town.
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So get ready,
Royal Woods, Michigan!
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- Why?
- Hot dog!
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- Guys, we have to go
on the show.
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This is our chance
to get slimed!
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- I'll slime ya.
- But there are only
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two players on each team.
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Who do we pick?
- One of them has to be Lisa.
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She always knows
the smart junk.
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- Pick it!
Come on, pick it!
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Oh!
There you go.
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- I have no interest
in such childish buffoonery.
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- Hey, did I mention
we have some great new prizes?
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Flash sneakers,
deluxe vanity stations, and...
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both: A Galactic Labs
Space Capsule.
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[explosion booms]
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- I've changed my position.
[coughs]
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We must compete on the show!
[all cheer]
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- Well, the other spot
should go to me.
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I look the best on television.
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- Spot should go to me!
I squat 250.
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- It should go to me!
I'm a rock star!
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all: How 'bout me?
- Uh, uh, uh.
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If we're gonna win this thing,
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I'll need to pick the teammate
with the best overall stats
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relevant to "Double Dare."
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Hmm.
Time to devise some tests.
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[all grunting]
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- Stop squatting me!
- Okay, okay, people!
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Now thank you for
participating in this exercise.
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I've taken it upon myself
to build a robot
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to help me assess
your "Double Dare" potential.
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I give you Dare-bot.
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[Dare-bot beeping]
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Now first,
we'll test your ability
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to keep calm under pressure
with an exercise
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I call "Think or Swim."
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Okay, participants,
now I'm going to ask a series
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of simple rapid-fire questions.
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If you stumble
or answer incorrectly,
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it's into the dunk tank
and out of the running.
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- Cannon ball!
[water splashes]
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Bah!
Did I win?
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That splash was dope!
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- [imitates negative buzzer]
Disqualified.
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Ability to follow instructions
is paramount.
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Okay, first question.
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Luna, what's father's
middle initial?
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- Uh, um...
- [imitates negative buzzer]
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Too slow.
[device beeps]
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- [screams]
- Lincoln, same question.
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- Uh, L.
- Correct.
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Lucy, what is the 12th letter
of the alphabet?
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- A, B, C, D--
- Too late.
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- [groans]
- Lori, Roman numeral for 50.
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- Uh, um...
[screams]
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- Lily, mass of Jupiter.
- [gurgles, screams]
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- Lola.
- I'm bored.
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[water splashes]
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- Jeez.
Tsk, tsk.
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Only four left.
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Dare-bot,
you know what this means.
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- Yes, I'll dispose
of the losers.
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[Dare-bot whirring]
- No! No, no, no!
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I meant, these four
will move on to the next round!
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[inhales sharply]Criminy.
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We are now going to test
an ability
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crucial to "Double Dare"
victory:
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spotting hidden flags.
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- Yeah, this coming from
the gal who wears glasses.
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How "eye-ronic."
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- Insulting the team captain,
instant disqualification.
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Dare-bot.
[Dare-bot whirring]
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- It wasn't me!
It was Mr. Coconuts!
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No fair!
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- All right, participants.
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Now, I've buried a flag
somewhere inside the couch.
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You have 20 seconds to find it.
And go!
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- Out of my way!
I'm gonna find it.
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Found it!
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- Lincoln,
that's an old pizza slice.
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- [chomps]
Mmm, pepperoni and sock lint.
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- Another disqualification,
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for pure revulsion.
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- Worth it.
[belches]
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- Keep looking, people!
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- Uh, hmm, uh, hmm...
- It's somewhere here.
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I mean--ugh!
- Uh...
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- [groans]
Geo for the win.
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Let's move on.
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Okay, participants.
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As you know,
physical challenges require
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speed and agility.
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So for the last test,
it's simple.
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Whoever can catch Charles wins.
- That's gonna be easy.
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- Not if he's covered in
nonstick vegetable shortening.
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Laser, please.
- Commencing puppy playtime.
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[barks, panting]
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- [panting] Ah, ah!
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Get him!
- Hmm.
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[both whimpering, shriek]
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- Ooh, ooh!
How'd we do?
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- I need to assess your scores.
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[grunting]
Oof.
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And my bruises.
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Ugh, who am I gonna pick?
These rubes are hopeless.
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They probably don't even know
who discovered radium.
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- Marie Curie,
born 1867 in Warsaw, Poland.
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Your dog is dry.
[Charles growls]
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- By Tesla's coils,
I've got an idea!
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Thank you all for trying out,
and after reviewing the data,
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I've decided the most agile,
quick-thinking, personable,
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qualified teammate
is...Dare-bot!
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all: What?
- Why?
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- Yeah, none of you mere humans
hold a candle to
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Dare-bot's knowledge
and physical skills,
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and I wanna win that spaceship.
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- Winners high five.
- Get scrapped, dumb-bot!
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Ahh!
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- Anybody else have
something to say?
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all: Nope.
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- Take your places, please.
Contestants, take your places.
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- Oh, thank goodness
for stepladders.
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Well, this is a surprise.
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I didn't expect
you'd still wanna cheer me on
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under the circumstances.
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- Cheer you on?
Ha!
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We're here to beat you.
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- And they're here
to cheer us on.
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[all cheer]
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- [scoffs]
You both performed passably
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in tryouts, but quite frankly,
you don't stand a chance
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against myself and Dare-bot.
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- Agreed.
Your human brains are a joke.
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- Oh, yeah?
Well you would look terrible
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in a crop top.
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- Gasp.
That stings.
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- On your mark, get set...go!
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Today on "Double Dare,"
it's Louds versus Louds.
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Now remember, teams,
whoever hooks more antlers
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wins control of the round.
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Blue team's not looking
too good.
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- Ow! Ah!
- It's not that easy.
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Red team's playing it real cool
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and--oh!
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Ring-a-ding-ding!
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Red team wins control
of round one.
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- We got this!
Go, Dare-bot!
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Go, Dare-bot!
- Oh, yeah!
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Get used to seeing this.
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- Okay, we're back.
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Antlers are off
and thinking caps on.
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Red team, here we go.
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Which of these is not
part of an atom:
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protons, neutrons,
or jumbo-trons?
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- Jumbo-trons, obviously.
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And may I say
your attempts at humor
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are quite juvenile?
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- Hey, I only ask
the questions, man.
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I don't write 'em.
Okay, next question.
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Which of these sports
is not played with cleats:
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baseball, soccer, or croquet?
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- Ugh, sports,
my Achilles' heel.
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Good thing I have you,
Dare-bot.
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- You neglected to program me
with sports trivia
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in favor of sarcasm
and sauciness.
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I suggest we dare.
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- [groans]
Dare.
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- Oh, dare it is.
Blue team?
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- A shoe question?
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I know the answer.
I know the answer!
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- Wait, they don't know
the answer.
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Let's double dare them
and put them on the spot.
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both: Double dare!
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- Ooh, the suspense!
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Red team,
will you take the question
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or the physical challenge?
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- It appears
my hand's been forced.
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We'll take
the physical challenge.
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- Okay, it's a physical
challenge for Red team.
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In the Hammerhead's challenge,
contests must use their noggins
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to break a dozen eggs.
Sound simple?
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Well, not with
a vibrating table!
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- [scoffs]
Disposing of a few eggs
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should be no problem
for Dare-bot.
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- On your mark, get set, go!
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- No egg is safe from Dare-bot.
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Dare-bot smash.
- Ah! We got this.
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[grunts]
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Ah!
Dare-bot, what's happening?
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I programmed you
better than this.
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- You opted for wit
over waterproofing,
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and that's no "yolk."
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- Well,
I better rewire your--ah!
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- Aww, looks like you're
a few eggs short of an omelet,
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which means the points
go to the Blue team!
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- [growls]
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- After one heck of a round,
Blue team's behind
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by 200 points, but they do have
control of the game.
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Let's see if they can catch up.
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Blue team,
what famous export originated
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from the town of Nîmes, France?
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- Oh, that's easy.
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It's denim, which derives from
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the French, "sergé de Nîmes."
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- Whoa!
You got it.
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[both gasp]
Blue team gets the points.
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- A geographical question
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with an international economic
twist.
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I didn't know
she had it in her.
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- And the game is tied!
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And you know what that means?
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It all comes down
to the obstacle course!
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And we're back.
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The first team to complete
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the obstacle course
with the most flags
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is our winner and gets to pick
250
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from our incredible
grand prizes!
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Teams, on your mark,
get set, go!
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[all clamoring]
[exciting music]
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- [grunts]
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00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,064
- Based on
statistical probability of
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00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:05,414
past episodes,
the flag is most likely
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under the--under the--
- Come on! Under the what?
257
00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,376
- The second pancake.
- [grunts]
258
00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:12,769
It's not here, Dare-bot.
259
00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,989
- Does not compute pancakes.
260
00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,818
Marie Curie.
Poland! Poland! Poland!
261
00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,950
- Got it!
- Blue team is on the move!
262
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,386
- Look alive, Dare-bot.
263
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,127
[Dare-bot whirring]
264
00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,955
- I can't find the flag!
- Pick it! Whoo!
265
00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:27,131
- Dare-bot, come on!
This a-way.
266
00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,873
- Come on, guys, get the flag.
Get that flag!
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00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,658
[all cheering]
- Flag! Flag! Flag! Flag!
268
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,616
- Success.
- Thatta boy, Dare-bot.
269
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,400
Victory is still
within our grasp.
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00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:38,012
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
271
00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:41,493
- Red team is in the lead,
and they lost it.
272
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,019
Next up is a scenic ride
through Lake Gelatin.
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00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:48,631
Oh, you missed it
by that much, Red team!
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00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,893
- Well, there's more
than one way
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to cross a lake o' gelatin.
[grunting]
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00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,071
Come on, baby!
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00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,465
- That is some
inventive thinking!
278
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:59,903
- I was not built for this.
- Red team is catching up.
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00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:00,643
- The flag. I got it!
- There's the flag.
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00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,645
I got it!
[both grunt]
281
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,821
- The teams are still tied!
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00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,736
Whoever reaches the flag
on top of
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00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:09,347
Mount St. Double Dare first
wins!
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00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,611
- Wha--whoa!
- Be careful. Watch your step.
285
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:15,092
[both grunting]
286
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,050
- [shrieks]
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00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,442
- Ahh!
288
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:20,402
- I love this game.
289
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,273
- [grunting]
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00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,840
[screams excitedly]
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all: Leni! Leni! Leni!
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00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,323
[cheers and applause]
293
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,977
- [groans]
294
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,764
Siblings, congrats on your win.
295
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,374
I realize now
that I underestimated
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your abilities.
297
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,074
I'm sorry.
- No worries.
298
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,293
We know you really wanted
that space capsule.
299
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:45,209
- Yeah, but I should have stuck
by my family.
300
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,907
[all swoon]
301
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,169
- You know,
I hate to break this up,
302
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,040
but Lincoln and Leni,
it's time to pick out
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00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,347
your prize from
our incredible list
304
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:53,957
of flashy new prizes.
305
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,959
- No need, Marv,
I know what we should pick.
306
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,658
[beeping]
- Gads.
307
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,355
Don't tell me you two
have a budding interest
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00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,748
in rocket science.
309
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,185
- No, silly, it's for you.
310
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,666
- But I was so--
- It's okay.
311
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,015
I just wanted to meet
Marc Summers.
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00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,365
- And I'm using the show
to improve my brand
313
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:11,801
as a preteen influencer.
314
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,324
- [laughs]
Aww.
315
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,152
You guys are the best.
316
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,241
[upbeat music]
- Yeah!
317
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,590
[laughs]
Mmm.
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00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:25,510
[mysterious music]
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00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:30,472
♪ ♪
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[beeping]
321
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,433
- Ah.
- Sorry, Lincoln.
322
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,740
- Come on.
- Sorry, Lincoln.
323
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,047
- Um, can I help you, Leni?
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00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,918
- I'm supposed to read
a novel for English,
325
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,964
but Lily's using them all
to build a fort.
326
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,749
- [giggling]
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00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,925
- Ooh, found one!
Also, a green bagel.
328
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,884
- I'll be taking that.
[chomps]
329
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,102
- Cool.
330
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,887
The main character's
named Luna,
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00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,019
and she's got a sister
named Luan
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00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,586
and a brother named Lincoln.
333
00:11:57,673 --> 00:12:00,110
- Wait, what?
Let me see that.
334
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,069
[gasps]
This isn't a book.
335
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:05,202
It's a diary--Luna's diary.
You can't read this.
336
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,335
- O-M-gosh, of course not.
337
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,425
I'd never invade her privacy
like that.
338
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:13,645
Though, I do kind of wonder
what big secret
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00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,169
she was referring to.
340
00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:18,128
- Big secret?
- Mm-hmm.
341
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:22,829
"But I know I can never tell
my fam my big secret that I--"
342
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:26,354
- ♪ Back from band practice,
where'd I put my key? ♪
343
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,486
[both gasp]
- Ah. Ah! Uh.
344
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,574
Scatter.
- [panting]
345
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,011
- [grunts, shrieks]
346
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:34,797
[grunts]
- [humming]
347
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:37,887
[suspenseful music]
348
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,584
- Phew.
That was close.
349
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,064
- I know.
350
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,371
Can you imagine how upset
Luna would be
351
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,199
if she knew we read her diary?
352
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,723
- Well, technically,
you're the one who found it.
353
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,333
- Hey!
- Okay, okay.
354
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,466
So we both read it,
but that was an accident,
355
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,990
and as long as we don't read
any more of it, we're good.
356
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,426
- No matter what big secret
357
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,732
she's keeping from
the whole family.
358
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,778
- Right.
359
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,910
- Uh...
360
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:04,348
- Gonna go jam with Sam.
Be home soon!
361
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:08,526
- Hey, guys, I'm just gathering
clothes for the wash.
362
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:11,573
Got anything?
[grunting]
363
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,575
- [gasps]
Okay, we're in.
364
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,011
Let's find that diary.
365
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,796
- Freeze, ya bozos!
[both yell]
366
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,886
What are you guys
doing in here?
367
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:23,367
- Um, uh, collecting laundry.
- Laundry day was Tuesday.
368
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,413
Spill it!
- Okay, fine!
369
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,241
We were looking for
Luna's diary.
370
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,938
She wrote about a big secret,
371
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,680
and we have to find out
what it is.
372
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,248
- Guys, that is so wrong.
- [groans]
373
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,207
- I can't even joke about it.
Oh, come on, toots.
374
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,861
Drop the saint routine.
375
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:39,949
I know you're itching
to find out
376
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,908
what dear old sis is hiding.
377
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:45,215
It's gotta be juicy if she's
yakking about it in a diary.
378
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,304
- Hmm.
Okay, fine.
379
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,566
I'll help you guys look.
380
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,394
I know all the good
hiding places.
381
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:53,789
Lincoln, try that desk drawer.
- [grunts]
382
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,705
Luan!
- [laughs]
383
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,229
Sorry.
I couldn't resist.
384
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,189
[curious music]
385
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,277
♪ ♪
386
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,366
- Eee!
I think I found it.
387
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,542
Okay, okay.
Let me see where I left off.
388
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:11,024
"But I know I can never tell
my fam my big secret that
389
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,504
"I skipped school last Friday
390
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,463
to see a slasher flick
at the mall."
391
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,768
[all gasp]
392
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,249
- Precalc's been
a major snooze...
393
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,556
- You got an ID?
[snores]
394
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,602
- So Roxy had the great idea
to ditch.
395
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,170
Breaking the rules
was such a rush!
396
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,346
[laughs]
- I can't believe this.
397
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,826
Luna's been skipping school?
398
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,697
- And who's this Roxy girl?
399
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,612
She sounds like
a bad influence.
400
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,266
We should go talk to Luna
right now.
401
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,616
[all grunt]
- We can't do that.
402
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,705
Then she'll know that
we've been reading her diary.
403
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,012
- Which, as we've agreed,
is wrong,
404
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,885
but I guess what Luna's doing
isn't the end of the world.
405
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,321
So let's put the diary back
406
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,757
and pretend this
never happened.
407
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,541
- Right.
- Boo, you're no fun.
408
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,716
[all grunt]
- Hey.
409
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,544
Heard you're doing laundry.
Thanks.
410
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,242
[flies buzzing]
Might wanna run these twice.
411
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,678
[beeping]
412
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,550
- [moaning]
[scratching]
413
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,988
[whistles]
414
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,904
[scratching]
[grunts]
415
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,557
- Um, everything okay, Luna?
416
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,168
- Ah.
Yeah.
417
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:11,823
Uh, must have gotten bit
by a, uh, bug or something.
418
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,304
[Charles barks]
- Don't look at us.
419
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,784
We just got our flea baths.
420
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,395
[peculiar music]
421
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,484
[door closes]
- Hmm.
422
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,270
♪ ♪
423
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,880
[grunts]
424
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,143
- "Dear, diary, dude,
I finally did it.
425
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,972
I got a tattoo!"
426
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,278
[rock music]
427
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,714
[both laugh]
428
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,759
- [gasps]
429
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,065
[owl hoots]
[insects chirp]
430
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,589
- [snoring]
[window creaks]
431
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,809
Huh?
432
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,898
Ooh!
Oh.
433
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,687
- [groaning]
434
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,690
[mischievous music]
435
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,214
"Tonight was killer.
436
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,216
"Instead of studying
for finals,
437
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,306
I snuck out to this
underground club with Roxy!"
438
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,221
Bring it, dudes!
439
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,745
[both grunt, cheer]
440
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,399
- [gasps]
Oh.
441
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,359
- Pfft.
442
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,448
Look at her, clearly putting on
443
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,190
the goody-two-shoes act
to throw off Mom and Dad.
444
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,018
- I don't know.
Maybe she's turning over
445
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,193
a new leaf.
- Guys!
446
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,152
Luna's turning into a monster!
447
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,241
Look at her latest diary entry.
448
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,461
- It's a little blurry.
- I only had five seconds.
449
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,333
Luna and Roxy are planning
450
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,162
a night of mayhem
in Royal Woods.
451
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,338
- First, we fill
the town fountain
452
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,689
with nacho choose,
then we free all the goats
453
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,647
from the petting zoo,
start some fights
454
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,999
at the biker hangout,
then swipe the big letter R
455
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,958
from the sign on town hall,
baby.
456
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,830
- Trespassing?
- Stealing?
457
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:49,225
Vandalizing a town landmark?
Scandalous!
458
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,923
- This night could ruin
Luna's whole future.
459
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,490
We have to tell Mom and Dad!
460
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,145
- But Luna's gonna hate us
for snitching
461
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,017
and for reading her diary.
462
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,454
- Hmm.
You both make good points.
463
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,543
Maybe there's a way
to stop Luna
464
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,111
without all of that messiness.
465
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,590
[insects chirping]
466
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,682
Okay, so we know
Luna's exact itinerary
467
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,423
for tonight's "mayhem."
468
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,817
If we can stay one step
ahead of her and Roxy,
469
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,427
we can thwart
all of their plans
470
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,473
without Luna ever finding out
we're onto her.
471
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,996
- Awesome!
- Sweet.
472
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,390
Hey, how am I supposed to
relieve myself in this thing?
473
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,131
There's no zipper.
474
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,047
- I still don't know why Mr. C
was crucial to the mission,
475
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,918
but come on.
476
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,659
Flip, my good man.
477
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,617
I'd like to buy
your nacho cheese.
478
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,793
All of it.
479
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,231
Pretty smart, huh?
480
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,754
This way,
there's no cheese left
481
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,538
for Luna to pour into
the town fountain.
482
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,453
- Yay!
But, um, what do we
483
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,541
do with it now?
484
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,890
I didn't bring any chips.
485
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,631
- Let's just dump it.
- No.
486
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,285
You never dump good cheese.
487
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,157
[sneaky music]
488
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,985
- [screams]Oh, yum.
489
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,684
That's delish!
You don't even need chips.
490
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,861
- Okay,
same idea with the goats.
491
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,819
If there aren't any
for Luna to set loose,
492
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,256
she can't make trouble.
493
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,301
- I don't think we have
enough bike helmets
494
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,781
to take the goats with us.
495
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,436
- Actually, I was thinking
we'd just relocate them
496
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:10,915
to that barn.
497
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,832
Okay, little buddies,
let's mosey ov--ahh!
498
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:15,833
[goats bleating]
499
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,705
- Hey, slow down!
500
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,882
My legs are made of wood!
- Aww, come here, you.
501
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,797
- Get back here!
[grunts]
502
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,190
[rousing music]
[cell phone dials]
503
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,105
Liam!
I need some emergency--
504
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,150
- Goat-herding tips?[laughs]
505
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,587
Sounds like you're in
a heap of trouble.
506
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:34,243
Just gotta find something tasty
to lure 'em in with.
507
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,854
You got any more questions,
just give me a jingle.
508
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,335
♪ ♪
509
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,946
[hooves thudding]
[slurping]
510
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,557
- Oh!
There you guys are.
511
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,298
- Come on, Leni.
I think I hear Luna.
512
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,561
[grunts]
513
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,694
- Dude,
where are all the goats?
514
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,132
[stealthy music]
515
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,177
- Yes!
Another plan thwarted.
516
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,267
♪ ♪
517
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,095
- Wow, Linc.
How do you know
518
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,402
where the town
biker hangout is?
519
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,665
- "Open for badness"?
520
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,450
Oh, clever yet scary.
521
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,799
[overlapping shouting,
clamoring]
522
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,497
- [yelps]
523
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,412
[rock music]
524
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,196
- This place looks
a little rough.
525
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,459
Do we have to go in?
- Heck no.
526
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,982
I thought we could
keep Luna away
527
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,375
by making it look like
it's closed,
528
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,377
starting with unplugging
that sign.
529
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,597
♪ ♪
530
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,599
- There, all done.
531
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,079
- Hey, you little punks!
all: Huh?
532
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,951
- Nobody touches our sign!
533
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,213
[knuckles crack]
- [spits]
534
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,867
- [sniffing]
Ooh.
535
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,216
Smells like nobody touches
a bar of soap
536
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:35,391
around here either.
537
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,915
- What did you say, puppet?
538
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,179
- [sniffs]
Ooh.
539
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,181
all: Hmm.
540
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,748
- Those guys insulted
our personal hygiene.
541
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:45,967
Let's get 'em!
542
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,011
[overlapping shouting]
- Yeah, come on!
543
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,970
Let's get 'em!
544
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,625
- Well, on the upside,
there's no bikers left
545
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,061
for Luna to rumble with.
546
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,672
Quiet, Mr. C.
You are in a time-out.
547
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,283
- Last stop: town hall.
548
00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,242
We gotta get there before
Luna can steal the big R.
549
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,852
- Too late!
550
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,159
[suspenseful music]
551
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,639
- Oh, no, the five-0!
552
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,772
Let's split before we get
busted for trespassing!
553
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,818
- No, we have to save Luna.
554
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,255
- Oh, but then she'll know
we read her diary!
555
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,517
- We have no choice.
556
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:17,477
Stop!
- Don't throw your life away!
557
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,522
- Huh?
What are you guys doing here?
558
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,132
all: We read your diary!
559
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,265
- You what?
560
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,572
- We're really sorry
for invading your privacy,
561
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,791
and we totes get it
if you hate us forever,
562
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,054
but we couldn't let you
ruin your life.
563
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:34,320
- [laughing]
Duh!
564
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:37,279
I knew you dudes
were snooping in my diary.
565
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:40,108
That's why I made up
this whole rebellious act.
566
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,023
all: What?
- It all started the other day
567
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,242
after band practice.
568
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:46,288
[humming]
569
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:50,161
[curious music]
570
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,641
- Phew.
That was close.
571
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,164
- I know.
572
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,558
Can you imagine how upset
Luna would be
573
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,908
if she knew we read her diary?
574
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,086
- So I erased what
was really in my last entry
575
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:05,089
and made up the story
about skipping school instead.
576
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,395
- And the tattoo?
577
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,312
- Well, what about sneaking out
to clubs?
578
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:14,490
- I never snuck out.
I just faked sneaking back in.
579
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,623
I had to make the window creak,
like, six times
580
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,320
till you woke up.
581
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,583
- Well,
what about this Roxy girl?
582
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,805
all: Sam?
- Sorry, guys.
583
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,328
I had to help her out.
584
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:27,851
- You know I'd never
actually do
585
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,679
any of that bad stuff, right?
586
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,551
I was just trying to get you
to fess up
587
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,248
to reading my diary.
588
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,076
- Sorry we doubted you.
589
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,686
- It's cool, dudes.
590
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,123
I'm sorry for messing with you
to teach you a lesson.
591
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,038
- You really went all out.
592
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,519
This security guard
is so believable,
593
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,826
except he doesn't even look
that scary.
594
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,175
- [growls]
595
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,655
- Oh, now he does.
596
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:51,701
- Dudes, I didn't hire him!
Run!
597
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:52,920
- [giggles nervously]
598
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:53,921
- [grunts]
- [screams]
599
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,358
[exciting music]
600
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,882
- So, Lunes,
what was the big secret?
601
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,754
I gotta know!
A bad grade?
602
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:01,929
Secret piercing?
603
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,234
You owe money to some
hooligans,
604
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,105
so you're--[chokes]
605
00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,628
[yelps]
606
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:11,678
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
607
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,028
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
608
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:16,726
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
609
00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:19,468
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
610
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:23,211
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
611
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:24,604
- ♪ Loud house ♪
612
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:25,822
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
613
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,433
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
614
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,434
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
615
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,087
♪ Never any privacy ♪
616
00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:32,612
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
617
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:34,614
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
618
00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,180
♪ In the Loud house ♪