1 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:04,569 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:06,180 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:08,051 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,487 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 5 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:10,793 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,449 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:15,624 - ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 8 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,147 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 9 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:18,366 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:19,671 ♪ Is how we show our love ♪ 11 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:20,890 - ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:22,196 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 13 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:23,414 - ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 14 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,286 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 15 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:28,463 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪ 16 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:29,986 ♪ Loud house ♪ 17 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:36,688 - Poo-poo. 18 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:42,999 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,436 [overlapping chatter] - Whoo-hoo! 20 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,090 Come on, Lis. Put that stuff down 21 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,613 and watch "Double Dare" with us. 22 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,962 - Are you kidding? I'm about to 23 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,312 split an atom here. 24 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:52,443 - Okay, here's your first question. 25 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,489 Which element on the periodic table 26 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,317 is represented by the number one? 27 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:58,841 Is it hydrogen, helium, or first-dium? 28 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:00,712 - Hydrogen, duh. 29 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:02,627 Who in their right mind would guess first-dium? 30 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,194 - No talking if you're not watching. 31 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:05,587 - Hey, hold on, slime lovers. 32 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:07,110 "Double Dare" is hitting the road, 33 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:09,069 and we're coming to your town. 34 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:12,246 So get ready, Royal Woods, Michigan! 35 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,248 - Why? - Hot dog! 36 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,424 - Guys, we have to go on the show. 37 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,252 This is our chance to get slimed! 38 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:20,080 - I'll slime ya. - But there are only 39 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,733 two players on each team. 40 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:24,127 Who do we pick? - One of them has to be Lisa. 41 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,563 She always knows the smart junk. 42 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,565 - Pick it! Come on, pick it! 43 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,393 Oh! There you go. 44 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,614 - I have no interest in such childish buffoonery. 45 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:35,617 - Hey, did I mention we have some great new prizes? 46 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:39,708 Flash sneakers, deluxe vanity stations, and... 47 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:42,667 both: A Galactic Labs Space Capsule. 48 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:44,278 [explosion booms] 49 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,410 - I've changed my position. [coughs] 50 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:49,283 We must compete on the show! [all cheer] 51 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,111 - Well, the other spot should go to me. 52 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,721 I look the best on television. 53 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,376 - Spot should go to me! I squat 250. 54 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,465 - It should go to me! I'm a rock star! 55 00:01:57,552 --> 00:01:59,075 all: How 'bout me? - Uh, uh, uh. 56 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,642 If we're gonna win this thing, 57 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:03,079 I'll need to pick the teammate with the best overall stats 58 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,472 relevant to "Double Dare." 59 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,256 Hmm. Time to devise some tests. 60 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,998 [all grunting] 61 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:11,827 - Stop squatting me! - Okay, okay, people! 62 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:14,656 Now thank you for participating in this exercise. 63 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,788 I've taken it upon myself to build a robot 64 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,095 to help me assess your "Double Dare" potential. 65 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:21,750 I give you Dare-bot. 66 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:24,361 [Dare-bot beeping] 67 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,450 Now first, we'll test your ability 68 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,409 to keep calm under pressure with an exercise 69 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,933 I call "Think or Swim." 70 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:34,154 Okay, participants, now I'm going to ask a series 71 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,591 of simple rapid-fire questions. 72 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,810 If you stumble or answer incorrectly, 73 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:41,378 it's into the dunk tank and out of the running. 74 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:44,381 - Cannon ball! [water splashes] 75 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:45,948 Bah! Did I win? 76 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:47,515 That splash was dope! 77 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,081 - [imitates negative buzzer] Disqualified. 78 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,432 Ability to follow instructions is paramount. 79 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:52,737 Okay, first question. 80 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,870 Luna, what's father's middle initial? 81 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,611 - Uh, um... - [imitates negative buzzer] 82 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:57,829 Too slow. [device beeps] 83 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:00,267 - [screams] - Lincoln, same question. 84 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,964 - Uh, L. - Correct. 85 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,445 Lucy, what is the 12th letter of the alphabet? 86 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,795 - A, B, C, D-- - Too late. 87 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:09,101 - [groans] - Lori, Roman numeral for 50. 88 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,713 - Uh, um... [screams] 89 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,107 - Lily, mass of Jupiter. - [gurgles, screams] 90 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,022 - Lola. - I'm bored. 91 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:18,110 [water splashes] 92 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,025 - Jeez. Tsk, tsk. 93 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:21,418 Only four left. 94 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:23,420 Dare-bot, you know what this means. 95 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,770 - Yes, I'll dispose of the losers. 96 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:27,946 [Dare-bot whirring] - No! No, no, no! 97 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,297 I meant, these four will move on to the next round! 98 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:31,907 [inhales sharply]Criminy. 99 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:33,822 We are now going to test an ability 100 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:35,389 crucial to "Double Dare" victory: 101 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,869 spotting hidden flags. 102 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:40,176 - Yeah, this coming from the gal who wears glasses. 103 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,309 How "eye-ronic." 104 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:45,268 - Insulting the team captain, instant disqualification. 105 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:46,748 Dare-bot. [Dare-bot whirring] 106 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:49,011 - It wasn't me! It was Mr. Coconuts! 107 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,100 No fair! 108 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:52,928 - All right, participants. 109 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:55,670 Now, I've buried a flag somewhere inside the couch. 110 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,716 You have 20 seconds to find it. And go! 111 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,240 - Out of my way! I'm gonna find it. 112 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,545 Found it! 113 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:04,113 - Lincoln, that's an old pizza slice. 114 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:08,073 - [chomps] Mmm, pepperoni and sock lint. 115 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,292 - Another disqualification, 116 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,076 for pure revulsion. 117 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,164 - Worth it. [belches] 118 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,905 - Keep looking, people! 119 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,603 - Uh, hmm, uh, hmm... - It's somewhere here. 120 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:16,691 I mean--ugh! - Uh... 121 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:19,128 - [groans] Geo for the win. 122 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,651 Let's move on. 123 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:22,653 Okay, participants. 124 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,394 As you know, physical challenges require 125 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:25,917 speed and agility. 126 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,180 So for the last test, it's simple. 127 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,967 Whoever can catch Charles wins. - That's gonna be easy. 128 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:34,665 - Not if he's covered in nonstick vegetable shortening. 129 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:40,367 Laser, please. - Commencing puppy playtime. 130 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:41,890 [barks, panting] 131 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:44,109 - [panting] Ah, ah! - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 132 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,197 Get him! - Hmm. 133 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,547 [both whimpering, shriek] 134 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,376 - Ooh, ooh! How'd we do? 135 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:50,986 - I need to assess your scores. 136 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,031 [grunting] Oof. 137 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,946 And my bruises. 138 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:58,298 Ugh, who am I gonna pick? These rubes are hopeless. 139 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,604 They probably don't even know who discovered radium. 140 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:04,391 - Marie Curie, born 1867 in Warsaw, Poland. 141 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:06,001 Your dog is dry. [Charles growls] 142 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:09,526 - By Tesla's coils, I've got an idea! 143 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:13,356 Thank you all for trying out, and after reviewing the data, 144 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:17,360 I've decided the most agile, quick-thinking, personable, 145 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:20,668 qualified teammate is...Dare-bot! 146 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,670 all: What? - Why? 147 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,672 - Yeah, none of you mere humans hold a candle to 148 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,413 Dare-bot's knowledge and physical skills, 149 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,110 and I wanna win that spaceship. 150 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,765 - Winners high five. - Get scrapped, dumb-bot! 151 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:31,983 Ahh! 152 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:33,942 - Anybody else have something to say? 153 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:36,292 all: Nope. 154 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:39,730 - Take your places, please. Contestants, take your places. 155 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:42,254 - Oh, thank goodness for stepladders. 156 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,691 Well, this is a surprise. 157 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,562 I didn't expect you'd still wanna cheer me on 158 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:47,303 under the circumstances. 159 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,349 - Cheer you on? Ha! 160 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:50,654 We're here to beat you. 161 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:53,091 - And they're here to cheer us on. 162 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:56,617 [all cheer] 163 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,836 - [scoffs] You both performed passably 164 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:01,404 in tryouts, but quite frankly, you don't stand a chance 165 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:02,797 against myself and Dare-bot. 166 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,930 - Agreed. Your human brains are a joke. 167 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:08,411 - Oh, yeah? Well you would look terrible 168 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:09,717 in a crop top. 169 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:12,807 - Gasp. That stings. 170 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:17,246 - On your mark, get set...go! 171 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:20,205 Today on "Double Dare," it's Louds versus Louds. 172 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,469 Now remember, teams, whoever hooks more antlers 173 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,427 wins control of the round. 174 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:25,472 Blue team's not looking too good. 175 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:26,473 - Ow! Ah! - It's not that easy. 176 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,126 Red team's playing it real cool 177 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:29,171 and--oh! 178 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,825 Ring-a-ding-ding! 179 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,044 Red team wins control of round one. 180 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,611 - We got this! Go, Dare-bot! 181 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:37,092 Go, Dare-bot! - Oh, yeah! 182 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,355 Get used to seeing this. 183 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:40,661 - Okay, we're back. 184 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:42,314 Antlers are off and thinking caps on. 185 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,838 Red team, here we go. 186 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:46,101 Which of these is not part of an atom: 187 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:48,582 protons, neutrons, or jumbo-trons? 188 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,671 - Jumbo-trons, obviously. 189 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,412 And may I say your attempts at humor 190 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,718 are quite juvenile? 191 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,241 - Hey, I only ask the questions, man. 192 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,287 I don't write 'em. Okay, next question. 193 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:00,463 Which of these sports is not played with cleats: 194 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,726 baseball, soccer, or croquet? 195 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:05,381 - Ugh, sports, my Achilles' heel. 196 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:06,991 Good thing I have you, Dare-bot. 197 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,603 - You neglected to program me with sports trivia 198 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,214 in favor of sarcasm and sauciness. 199 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:13,258 I suggest we dare. 200 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,347 - [groans] Dare. 201 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,567 - Oh, dare it is. Blue team? 202 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,003 - A shoe question? 203 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,962 I know the answer. I know the answer! 204 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:23,138 - Wait, they don't know the answer. 205 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:25,096 Let's double dare them and put them on the spot. 206 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,358 both: Double dare! 207 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,664 - Ooh, the suspense! 208 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,666 Red team, will you take the question 209 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,581 or the physical challenge? 210 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,714 - It appears my hand's been forced. 211 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,498 We'll take the physical challenge. 212 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:38,762 - Okay, it's a physical challenge for Red team. 213 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:41,722 In the Hammerhead's challenge, contests must use their noggins 214 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:44,028 to break a dozen eggs. Sound simple? 215 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,770 Well, not with a vibrating table! 216 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,598 - [scoffs] Disposing of a few eggs 217 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,557 should be no problem for Dare-bot. 218 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,733 - On your mark, get set, go! 219 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,952 - No egg is safe from Dare-bot. 220 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,215 Dare-bot smash. - Ah! We got this. 221 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:59,435 [grunts] 222 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,568 Ah! Dare-bot, what's happening? 223 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,134 I programmed you better than this. 224 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:05,267 - You opted for wit over waterproofing, 225 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,660 and that's no "yolk." 226 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,183 - Well, I better rewire your--ah! 227 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,664 - Aww, looks like you're a few eggs short of an omelet, 228 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:14,189 which means the points go to the Blue team! 229 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,017 - [growls] 230 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:18,149 - After one heck of a round, Blue team's behind 231 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:20,500 by 200 points, but they do have control of the game. 232 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:21,936 Let's see if they can catch up. 233 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,678 Blue team, what famous export originated 234 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,114 from the town of Nîmes, France? 235 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,419 - Oh, that's easy. 236 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,509 It's denim, which derives from 237 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,554 the French, "sergé de Nîmes." 238 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:32,990 - Whoa! You got it. 239 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,252 [both gasp] Blue team gets the points. 240 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,602 - A geographical question 241 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,734 with an international economic twist. 242 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,388 I didn't know she had it in her. 243 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,521 - And the game is tied! 244 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,783 And you know what that means? 245 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:46,264 It all comes down to the obstacle course! 246 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:47,352 And we're back. 247 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:49,093 The first team to complete 248 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,530 the obstacle course with the most flags 249 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,706 is our winner and gets to pick 250 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:55,665 from our incredible grand prizes! 251 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:58,233 Teams, on your mark, get set, go! 252 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,539 [all clamoring] [exciting music] 253 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,018 - [grunts] 254 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,064 - Based on statistical probability of 255 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:05,414 past episodes, the flag is most likely 256 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:09,679 under the--under the-- - Come on! Under the what? 257 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,376 - The second pancake. - [grunts] 258 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:12,769 It's not here, Dare-bot. 259 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,989 - Does not compute pancakes. 260 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,818 Marie Curie. Poland! Poland! Poland! 261 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,950 - Got it! - Blue team is on the move! 262 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,386 - Look alive, Dare-bot. 263 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,127 [Dare-bot whirring] 264 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,955 - I can't find the flag! - Pick it! Whoo! 265 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:27,131 - Dare-bot, come on! This a-way. 266 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,873 - Come on, guys, get the flag. Get that flag! 267 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,658 [all cheering] - Flag! Flag! Flag! Flag! 268 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,616 - Success. - Thatta boy, Dare-bot. 269 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,400 Victory is still within our grasp. 270 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:38,012 - Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 271 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:41,493 - Red team is in the lead, and they lost it. 272 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,019 Next up is a scenic ride through Lake Gelatin. 273 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:48,631 Oh, you missed it by that much, Red team! 274 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,893 - Well, there's more than one way 275 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,374 to cross a lake o' gelatin. [grunting] 276 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,071 Come on, baby! 277 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,465 - That is some inventive thinking! 278 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:59,903 - I was not built for this. - Red team is catching up. 279 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:00,643 - The flag. I got it! - There's the flag. 280 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,645 I got it! [both grunt] 281 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,821 - The teams are still tied! 282 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,736 Whoever reaches the flag on top of 283 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:09,347 Mount St. Double Dare first wins! 284 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,611 - Wha--whoa! - Be careful. Watch your step. 285 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:15,092 [both grunting] 286 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,050 - [shrieks] 287 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,442 - Ahh! 288 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:20,402 - I love this game. 289 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,273 - [grunting] 290 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,840 [screams excitedly] 291 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,887 all: Leni! Leni! Leni! 292 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,323 [cheers and applause] 293 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,977 - [groans] 294 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,764 Siblings, congrats on your win. 295 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,374 I realize now that I underestimated 296 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,985 your abilities. 297 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,074 I'm sorry. - No worries. 298 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,293 We know you really wanted that space capsule. 299 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:45,209 - Yeah, but I should have stuck by my family. 300 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,907 [all swoon] 301 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,169 - You know, I hate to break this up, 302 00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,040 but Lincoln and Leni, it's time to pick out 303 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,347 your prize from our incredible list 304 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:53,957 of flashy new prizes. 305 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,959 - No need, Marv, I know what we should pick. 306 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,658 [beeping] - Gads. 307 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,355 Don't tell me you two have a budding interest 308 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,748 in rocket science. 309 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,185 - No, silly, it's for you. 310 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,666 - But I was so-- - It's okay. 311 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,015 I just wanted to meet Marc Summers. 312 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,365 - And I'm using the show to improve my brand 313 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:11,801 as a preteen influencer. 314 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,324 - [laughs] Aww. 315 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,152 You guys are the best. 316 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,241 [upbeat music] - Yeah! 317 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,590 [laughs] Mmm. 318 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:25,510 [mysterious music] 319 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:30,472 ♪ ♪ 320 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,996 [beeping] 321 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,433 - Ah. - Sorry, Lincoln. 322 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,740 - Come on. - Sorry, Lincoln. 323 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,047 - Um, can I help you, Leni? 324 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,918 - I'm supposed to read a novel for English, 325 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,964 but Lily's using them all to build a fort. 326 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,749 - [giggling] 327 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,925 - Ooh, found one! Also, a green bagel. 328 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,884 - I'll be taking that. [chomps] 329 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,102 - Cool. 330 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,887 The main character's named Luna, 331 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,019 and she's got a sister named Luan 332 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,586 and a brother named Lincoln. 333 00:11:57,673 --> 00:12:00,110 - Wait, what? Let me see that. 334 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,069 [gasps] This isn't a book. 335 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:05,202 It's a diary--Luna's diary. You can't read this. 336 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,335 - O-M-gosh, of course not. 337 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,425 I'd never invade her privacy like that. 338 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:13,645 Though, I do kind of wonder what big secret 339 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,169 she was referring to. 340 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:18,128 - Big secret? - Mm-hmm. 341 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:22,829 "But I know I can never tell my fam my big secret that I--" 342 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:26,354 - ♪ Back from band practice, where'd I put my key? ♪ 343 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,486 [both gasp] - Ah. Ah! Uh. 344 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,574 Scatter. - [panting] 345 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,011 - [grunts, shrieks] 346 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:34,797 [grunts] - [humming] 347 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:37,887 [suspenseful music] 348 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,584 - Phew. That was close. 349 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,064 - I know. 350 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,371 Can you imagine how upset Luna would be 351 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,199 if she knew we read her diary? 352 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,723 - Well, technically, you're the one who found it. 353 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,333 - Hey! - Okay, okay. 354 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,466 So we both read it, but that was an accident, 355 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,990 and as long as we don't read any more of it, we're good. 356 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,426 - No matter what big secret 357 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,732 she's keeping from the whole family. 358 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,778 - Right. 359 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,910 - Uh... 360 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:04,348 - Gonna go jam with Sam. Be home soon! 361 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:08,526 - Hey, guys, I'm just gathering clothes for the wash. 362 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:11,573 Got anything? [grunting] 363 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,575 - [gasps] Okay, we're in. 364 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,011 Let's find that diary. 365 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,796 - Freeze, ya bozos! [both yell] 366 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,886 What are you guys doing in here? 367 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:23,367 - Um, uh, collecting laundry. - Laundry day was Tuesday. 368 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,413 Spill it! - Okay, fine! 369 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,241 We were looking for Luna's diary. 370 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,938 She wrote about a big secret, 371 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,680 and we have to find out what it is. 372 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,248 - Guys, that is so wrong. - [groans] 373 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,207 - I can't even joke about it. Oh, come on, toots. 374 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,861 Drop the saint routine. 375 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:39,949 I know you're itching to find out 376 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,908 what dear old sis is hiding. 377 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:45,215 It's gotta be juicy if she's yakking about it in a diary. 378 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,304 - Hmm. Okay, fine. 379 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,566 I'll help you guys look. 380 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,394 I know all the good hiding places. 381 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:53,789 Lincoln, try that desk drawer. - [grunts] 382 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,705 Luan! - [laughs] 383 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,229 Sorry. I couldn't resist. 384 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,189 [curious music] 385 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,277 ♪ ♪ 386 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,366 - Eee! I think I found it. 387 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,542 Okay, okay. Let me see where I left off. 388 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:11,024 "But I know I can never tell my fam my big secret that 389 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,504 "I skipped school last Friday 390 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,463 to see a slasher flick at the mall." 391 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:16,768 [all gasp] 392 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,249 - Precalc's been a major snooze... 393 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,556 - You got an ID? [snores] 394 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,602 - So Roxy had the great idea to ditch. 395 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,170 Breaking the rules was such a rush! 396 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,346 [laughs] - I can't believe this. 397 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,826 Luna's been skipping school? 398 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,697 - And who's this Roxy girl? 399 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,612 She sounds like a bad influence. 400 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,266 We should go talk to Luna right now. 401 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,616 [all grunt] - We can't do that. 402 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,705 Then she'll know that we've been reading her diary. 403 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,012 - Which, as we've agreed, is wrong, 404 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,885 but I guess what Luna's doing isn't the end of the world. 405 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,321 So let's put the diary back 406 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,757 and pretend this never happened. 407 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,541 - Right. - Boo, you're no fun. 408 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,716 [all grunt] - Hey. 409 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,544 Heard you're doing laundry. Thanks. 410 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,242 [flies buzzing] Might wanna run these twice. 411 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,678 [beeping] 412 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,550 - [moaning] [scratching] 413 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,988 [whistles] 414 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,904 [scratching] [grunts] 415 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,557 - Um, everything okay, Luna? 416 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,168 - Ah. Yeah. 417 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:11,823 Uh, must have gotten bit by a, uh, bug or something. 418 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,304 [Charles barks] - Don't look at us. 419 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,784 We just got our flea baths. 420 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,395 [peculiar music] 421 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,484 [door closes] - Hmm. 422 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,270 ♪ ♪ 423 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,880 [grunts] 424 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,143 - "Dear, diary, dude, I finally did it. 425 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,972 I got a tattoo!" 426 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,278 [rock music] 427 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,714 [both laugh] 428 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,759 - [gasps] 429 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,065 [owl hoots] [insects chirp] 430 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,589 - [snoring] [window creaks] 431 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,809 Huh? 432 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,898 Ooh! Oh. 433 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,687 - [groaning] 434 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,690 [mischievous music] 435 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,214 "Tonight was killer. 436 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,216 "Instead of studying for finals, 437 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,306 I snuck out to this underground club with Roxy!" 438 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,221 Bring it, dudes! 439 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,745 [both grunt, cheer] 440 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,399 - [gasps] Oh. 441 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,359 - Pfft. 442 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,448 Look at her, clearly putting on 443 00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,190 the goody-two-shoes act to throw off Mom and Dad. 444 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,018 - I don't know. Maybe she's turning over 445 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,193 a new leaf. - Guys! 446 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,152 Luna's turning into a monster! 447 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,241 Look at her latest diary entry. 448 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,461 - It's a little blurry. - I only had five seconds. 449 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,333 Luna and Roxy are planning 450 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,162 a night of mayhem in Royal Woods. 451 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,338 - First, we fill the town fountain 452 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,689 with nacho choose, then we free all the goats 453 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,647 from the petting zoo, start some fights 454 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:39,999 at the biker hangout, then swipe the big letter R 455 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,958 from the sign on town hall, baby. 456 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,830 - Trespassing? - Stealing? 457 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:49,225 Vandalizing a town landmark? Scandalous! 458 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,923 - This night could ruin Luna's whole future. 459 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,490 We have to tell Mom and Dad! 460 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,145 - But Luna's gonna hate us for snitching 461 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,017 and for reading her diary. 462 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,454 - Hmm. You both make good points. 463 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,543 Maybe there's a way to stop Luna 464 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,111 without all of that messiness. 465 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,590 [insects chirping] 466 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,682 Okay, so we know Luna's exact itinerary 467 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,423 for tonight's "mayhem." 468 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,817 If we can stay one step ahead of her and Roxy, 469 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,427 we can thwart all of their plans 470 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,473 without Luna ever finding out we're onto her. 471 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,996 - Awesome! - Sweet. 472 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,390 Hey, how am I supposed to relieve myself in this thing? 473 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,131 There's no zipper. 474 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,047 - I still don't know why Mr. C was crucial to the mission, 475 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,918 but come on. 476 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,659 Flip, my good man. 477 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,617 I'd like to buy your nacho cheese. 478 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,793 All of it. 479 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,231 Pretty smart, huh? 480 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,754 This way, there's no cheese left 481 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,538 for Luna to pour into the town fountain. 482 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,453 - Yay! But, um, what do we 483 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,541 do with it now? 484 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,890 I didn't bring any chips. 485 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,631 - Let's just dump it. - No. 486 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,285 You never dump good cheese. 487 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,157 [sneaky music] 488 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,985 - [screams]Oh, yum. 489 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,684 That's delish! You don't even need chips. 490 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,861 - Okay, same idea with the goats. 491 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,819 If there aren't any for Luna to set loose, 492 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,256 she can't make trouble. 493 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,301 - I don't think we have enough bike helmets 494 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,781 to take the goats with us. 495 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,436 - Actually, I was thinking we'd just relocate them 496 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:10,915 to that barn. 497 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,832 Okay, little buddies, let's mosey ov--ahh! 498 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:15,833 [goats bleating] 499 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,705 - Hey, slow down! 500 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,882 My legs are made of wood! - Aww, come here, you. 501 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,797 - Get back here! [grunts] 502 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,190 [rousing music] [cell phone dials] 503 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,105 Liam! I need some emergency-- 504 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,150 - Goat-herding tips?[laughs] 505 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,587 Sounds like you're in a heap of trouble. 506 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:34,243 Just gotta find something tasty to lure 'em in with. 507 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,854 You got any more questions, just give me a jingle. 508 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,335 ♪ ♪ 509 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,946 [hooves thudding] [slurping] 510 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,557 - Oh! There you guys are. 511 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,298 - Come on, Leni. I think I hear Luna. 512 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,561 [grunts] 513 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,694 - Dude, where are all the goats? 514 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,132 [stealthy music] 515 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,177 - Yes! Another plan thwarted. 516 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,267 ♪ ♪ 517 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,095 - Wow, Linc. How do you know 518 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,402 where the town biker hangout is? 519 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,665 - "Open for badness"? 520 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,450 Oh, clever yet scary. 521 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,799 [overlapping shouting, clamoring] 522 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,497 - [yelps] 523 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,412 [rock music] 524 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,196 - This place looks a little rough. 525 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:16,459 Do we have to go in? - Heck no. 526 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,982 I thought we could keep Luna away 527 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,375 by making it look like it's closed, 528 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,377 starting with unplugging that sign. 529 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,597 ♪ ♪ 530 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,599 - There, all done. 531 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,079 - Hey, you little punks! all: Huh? 532 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,951 - Nobody touches our sign! 533 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,213 [knuckles crack] - [spits] 534 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,867 - [sniffing] Ooh. 535 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,216 Smells like nobody touches a bar of soap 536 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:35,391 around here either. 537 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,915 - What did you say, puppet? 538 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,179 - [sniffs] Ooh. 539 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,181 all: Hmm. 540 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,748 - Those guys insulted our personal hygiene. 541 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:45,967 Let's get 'em! 542 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,011 [overlapping shouting] - Yeah, come on! 543 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,970 Let's get 'em! 544 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,625 - Well, on the upside, there's no bikers left 545 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,061 for Luna to rumble with. 546 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,672 Quiet, Mr. C. You are in a time-out. 547 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,283 - Last stop: town hall. 548 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,242 We gotta get there before Luna can steal the big R. 549 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,852 - Too late! 550 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,159 [suspenseful music] 551 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,639 - Oh, no, the five-0! 552 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,772 Let's split before we get busted for trespassing! 553 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,818 - No, we have to save Luna. 554 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,255 - Oh, but then she'll know we read her diary! 555 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,517 - We have no choice. 556 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:17,477 Stop! - Don't throw your life away! 557 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,522 - Huh? What are you guys doing here? 558 00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,132 all: We read your diary! 559 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,265 - You what? 560 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,572 - We're really sorry for invading your privacy, 561 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,791 and we totes get it if you hate us forever, 562 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,054 but we couldn't let you ruin your life. 563 00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:34,320 - [laughing] Duh! 564 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:37,279 I knew you dudes were snooping in my diary. 565 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:40,108 That's why I made up this whole rebellious act. 566 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,023 all: What? - It all started the other day 567 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,242 after band practice. 568 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:46,288 [humming] 569 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:50,161 [curious music] 570 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,641 - Phew. That was close. 571 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,164 - I know. 572 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,558 Can you imagine how upset Luna would be 573 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,908 if she knew we read her diary? 574 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,086 - So I erased what was really in my last entry 575 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:05,089 and made up the story about skipping school instead. 576 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,395 - And the tattoo? 577 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,312 - Well, what about sneaking out to clubs? 578 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:14,490 - I never snuck out. I just faked sneaking back in. 579 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,623 I had to make the window creak, like, six times 580 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,320 till you woke up. 581 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,583 - Well, what about this Roxy girl? 582 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,805 all: Sam? - Sorry, guys. 583 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,328 I had to help her out. 584 00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:27,851 - You know I'd never actually do 585 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,679 any of that bad stuff, right? 586 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,551 I was just trying to get you to fess up 587 00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,248 to reading my diary. 588 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,076 - Sorry we doubted you. 589 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,686 - It's cool, dudes. 590 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,123 I'm sorry for messing with you to teach you a lesson. 591 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,038 - You really went all out. 592 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,519 This security guard is so believable, 593 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,826 except he doesn't even look that scary. 594 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:47,175 - [growls] 595 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,655 - Oh, now he does. 596 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:51,701 - Dudes, I didn't hire him! Run! 597 00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:52,920 - [giggles nervously] 598 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:53,921 - [grunts] - [screams] 599 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,358 [exciting music] 600 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,882 - So, Lunes, what was the big secret? 601 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,754 I gotta know! A bad grade? 602 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:01,929 Secret piercing? 603 00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,234 You owe money to some hooligans, 604 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,105 so you're--[chokes] 605 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,628 [yelps] 606 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:11,678 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 607 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,028 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 608 00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:16,726 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 609 00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:19,468 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 610 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:23,211 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 611 00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:24,604 - ♪ Loud house ♪ 612 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:25,822 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 613 00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,433 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 614 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,434 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 615 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,087 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 616 00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:32,612 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 617 00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:34,614 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 618 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,180 ♪ In the Loud house ♪