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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ Is how we show our love ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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- Poo poo.
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[radical music]
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♪ ♪
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[bell rings]
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- Rock and roll!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Time to get our jam on.
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- I can't wait to show you guys
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this new track
I've been working on.
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- Hey, what's that?
Someone selling their gear?
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- No, it looks like a note
from Principal Rivers.
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all: What?
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- How can she
cancel the music club?
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- Doesn't she know
how much it means to us?
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- There must be some mistake.
- [grunts]
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- Wait, that's our drum!
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- Dudes, we gotta stop this.
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all: We wanna rock!
We wanna roll!
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Music Club's
our heart and soul!
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- Um, Principal Rivers?
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You might want to see this.
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- Hang on, I can't decide
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between the maple-glazed
or the bear claw.
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Ooh.
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[grunts]
Oh, yeah.
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Grr. Bear claw.
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all: We wanna rock!
- Hmm?
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all: We wanna roll!
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Music Club's
our heart and soul!
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- Oh, no,
are those the music kids?
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Oh, they seem really mad at me.
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Maybe I shouldn't have
cut their club.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't panic.
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You spent weeks
making the new budget.
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Stand firm!
- Mm, right.
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- Principal Rivers!
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We're not giving up our club
without a fight!
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- So listen up, 'cause this
song's going out to you!
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- ♪ When the last bell rings,
we reach for our guitars ♪
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♪ Kick out the jams
and pretend ♪
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♪ That we're
rock and roll stars ♪
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♪ Our music club
is everything to us ♪
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♪ We'd be lost without it,
so we're putting up a fuss ♪
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- It's a catchy song,
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but you've already made up
your mind.
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Right, Principal Rivers?
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[stammers]
Principal Rivers?
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- ♪ So we've gotta
save the music ♪
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♪ Save it from going away ♪
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♪ Yeah, we gotta
save the music ♪
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♪ Principal Rivers,
what do you say? ♪
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- I say--I say...
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I say...
♪ We save the music ♪
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♪ It's up to me
'cause I'm the principal ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
[scatting]
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[all cheering]
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- All right!
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- ♪ When the last bell ♪
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- Well, I guess I can
give these golf clubs
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back to Pop-Pop,
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'cause I literally
don't need them anymore!
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- Dude, what are you
talking about?
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- Thanks to your
little protest,
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Principal Rivers cut all
of the school's sports clubs,
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including golf!
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How could you do this to me?
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- Uh, we should go.
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"Aw, come on, toots.
It's just getting good."
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- Listen, I'm sorry
for your loss, dude,
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but don't rage out at me.
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I was just trying
to save my music club.
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- "Ten bucks on the short one."
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- Um, guys?
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both: [shouting]
What, Lincoln?
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- I, uh, just wanted to let
you know that dinner is ready.
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[blows landing]
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Okay, then.
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I look forward
to seeing you there.
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[laughs nervously, screams]
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- Okay, now, Principal Rivers:
concentrate.
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Do you want the Cobb salad
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or the vegan sloppy joes
for lunch?
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- Uh, they both sound so good.
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Um, Cobb salad.
- Cobb salad.
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- No, wait.
Uh, sloppy joes.
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N-no, salad.
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No, uh, sloppy joes
over a salad!
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Oh, wait, that might
make the lettuce warm.
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- Save...
both: Huh?
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- Our...
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sports!
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[all cheering]
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- Principal Rivers!
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You can't cut the sports club!
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We could literally go on
all day
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about everything
it's taught us!
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Or we could just show you!
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[whistle trills]
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[all grunting]
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- [exclaims]
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[peppy music]
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- [hollers]
- Wow, these kids are amazing.
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- Yep, but you've already made
your decision.
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You're holding
your ground, right?
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Uh, right?
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- [grunts, hollers]
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- Oh, come on!
- Give me a boost!
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- Huh?
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- I'll find cuts
somewhere else!
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Sports are here to stay!
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- Yeah!
- All right!
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- [cheers, laughs]
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- Thanks a lot, Lori!
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The theater club
is getting cut,
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and it's all your fault!
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- What?
How is that my fault?
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- Whoa, dudes!
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What's with all
the negative energy in here?
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Everybody chill!
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- Don't tell me
to chill, hippie!
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I'm not happy with you either!
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Because your little protests,
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Principal Rivers decided
to cut the theater club,
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and we were just about to stage
our six-hour "Hamlet"!
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- I'm sorry about your club,
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but I just did what I had to do
to save mine.
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- Samesies.
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- Hey, guys!
Dinner time!
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Tonight, Chef Lynn has prepared
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a signature
spicy tuna casserole--
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okay, I'm just gonna go.
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[mellow music]
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- ♪ Doo-doo-work-work-work ♪
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- "Ladies and gents,
please take your seats!"
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It's almost showtime!
- "Showtime"?
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- Thank you, thank you.
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We now present:
"A World Without Theater Club."
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[lively ragtime music]
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- [groaning]
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- So thirsty
for self-expression!
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"So hungry for creativity!"
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- Principal Rivers!
- [whining]
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It's so good!
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- No, you don't!
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You already made up your mind!
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[grunts]
[both yelp]
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- [wails]
- So deprived of joy.
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"Why even go on, toots?"
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- Ah!
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[both cawing]
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- Ah, bravo, bravo!
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So moving!
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Your passion
has changed my mind!
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The theater club
is here to stay!
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[cheers and applause]
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- Congrats on your win, Luan.
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- Yeah, way to go, dude!
- Thank you, thank you.
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Sorry Mr. C and I got a little,
uh, testy with you.
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- Aww, it's all good.
We get it, dude.
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- Yeah, and what matters now
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is that literally
all of our clubs are safe.
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- I'm sorry, Principal Rivers,
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but the final budget
is due Monday!
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You've got to cut one of our
three most expensive clubs:
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theater, music, or sports.
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[all gasp]
- But which one?
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[groans] Why is being
a principal so hard?
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- You have to choose!
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[conspiratorial music]
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- Someone has to be the loser,
and it's not gonna be us!
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all: Music!
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- Those other clubs
are so going down!
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all: Sports!
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- It's time
to upstage those turkeys!
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all: Theater!
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all: Save our music!
Save our theater!
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- Oh, dear.
all: Save our sports!
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- "Theater, you goons!
Hey!"
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Watch it, meathead!"
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- Hey, why are you drama kids
even here?
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The only thing
your plays are good for
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is putting people to sleep!
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all: Ooh!
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- Wanna know
what puts me to sleep?
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Watching you, like, pointlessly
chase a ball around all day!
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all: Oh!
- What?
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- Yeah, and when was
the last time
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you guys even won a game?
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- [scoffs] Well, maybe we would
be able to concentrate better
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if it wasn't
for all that racket
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coming from the band room!
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- That does it!
You guys are going down!
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[plays intense note]
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all: Let's get 'em!
Fight!
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- [gasps] Don't worry!
I'll protect you, Sports Club!
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[all grunt]
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- Whoa, boy!
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[hollers]
Oof!
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[speaker feedback blares]
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- [screams, grunts]
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[all gasp]
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[all exclaim]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- Let's see: broken wall...
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- Cracked historical
acorn statue...
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- Double door replacement.
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What do you got?
Yeah, that's bad.
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- Principal Rivers,
you know what to do.
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- Ugh, I can't!
- You must.
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- [groans]
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There's only one way
to cover all this damage, guys:
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I'm gonna have to
cut all the school clubs.
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[all gasp]
- All of them?
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- Yep.
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Cooking Club, Origami Club,
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Squirrel-Feeding Club--
everything.
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- Oh, I have friends
in those clubs.
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- Me, too, man.
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- Principal Rivers,
forget our three clubs--
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we got what we deserved--
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but you can't
cut the rest of them!
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This is literally our fault,
not theirs!
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- But how else am I going to
pay for the repairs?
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[upbeat music]
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- Dudes and dudettes,
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thanks for coming out
to support our school!
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Let the fund-rager begin!
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[all laugh, cheer]
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- Step right up
and learn to golf like a pro!
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- Okay, Mr. G, remember:
focus, follow through,
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and when you're ready,
just tap her in.
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- Oh, like this.
- Ooh!
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- Whoops!
[all cheer]
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- Ever wanted to be
a star onstage?
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For, like, a small donation,
you totally can!
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- "But, soft!
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"What light
through yonder window breaks?
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It is the east,
and Juliet is the sun!"
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- Wow, Flip, I didn't know
you had it in you!
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- What, you think
all Flip can do is sell jerky?
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- "Hey, don't forget
your donation, pal."
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[all cheer]
257
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,042
- You ready to learn
how to shred?
258
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,044
Why don't we start
with the basics?
259
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:13,221
♪ Ooh ♪
- Forget basics!
260
00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:14,526
Rock and roll!
261
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,659
[playing radical tune]
262
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,009
[all cheer]
- Way to go, girls!
263
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,098
Thanks to all your hard work,
264
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,623
we've raised enough money
to fix the school
265
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,625
and save your friends' clubs!
266
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,801
- Wow, what a relief!
267
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,933
- That is all we cared about.
268
00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,283
- Wait, you didn't
count everything!
269
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,763
[plays flat note]
270
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,287
all: Wow!
- This is amazing!
271
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:39,334
It looks like we have enough
to keep all the clubs!
272
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,031
all: Yes!
273
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,991
- Dudes, this calls
for an encore!
274
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,080
♪ When you lose
something you love ♪
275
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,386
♪ You fall off-track ♪
276
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:52,303
♪ And you do whatever you can
to get it back ♪
277
00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,305
♪ ♪
278
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:58,222
♪ At first, we tried to do it
on our own ♪
279
00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,789
all:
♪ But together we're stronger ♪
280
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:03,358
♪ And look at how we've grown ♪
281
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,491
♪ So you've gotta
stand together ♪
282
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:09,016
♪ 'Cause together
you can do anything ♪
283
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:12,236
♪ Yeah, you gotta
stand together ♪
284
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:16,414
♪ You gotta listen
to what we sing ♪
285
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,199
all: Yeah!
286
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,510
[intense retro gaming music]
287
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:30,864
♪ ♪
288
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,170
- [grunting]
289
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,172
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
290
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,348
[video game chirps]
291
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,611
Yes, level seven!
292
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,223
- Aww, rats.
I wanted to use the TV.
293
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,615
"Booger Battle" is on.
294
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,401
Huh?
Whoa, what's this game?
295
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,620
- It's called
"Total Trash Takedown."
296
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,927
You get five lives
to get to the Trash Castle,
297
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,668
where you have to
defeat the Trash King.
298
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,235
- Oh, that sounds awesome!
299
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,758
- I'm almost at the end.
300
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,717
I've been trying to finish it
for weeks.
301
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,154
- Oh, look at all that trash.
302
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,938
[video game chirping]
303
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,114
Ooh, what's that?
- Rotten apple.
304
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,376
You have to collect three
in each level
305
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,769
before you can move on.
306
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,945
- That one has a worm in it!Sweet!
307
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,208
[gasps]
Look out!
308
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,775
Oh.
309
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,734
♪ ♪
310
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,213
- Yes!
311
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,998
♪ ♪
312
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,478
- My turn, my turn!
- Ooh, I'm sorry, Lana.
313
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,002
- What?
314
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,133
I don't have any boogers
on my fingers.
315
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,092
- It's not that.
316
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,746
I just got to the last level,
and I only have one life left.
317
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,660
I can't risk losing it.
318
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,575
As soon as I finish this level,
you can play all you want.
319
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:33,013
- Aww, how long
is that gonna take?
320
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,407
- I don't know,
I've never gotten this far.
321
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,279
- Chow time, kiddos!
322
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,672
Cheese-puff-crusted tilapia
on the table!
323
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,327
- Five more minutes, Dad?
I'm on a roll here!
324
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,677
- Well, you better
roll your butt to the table
325
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,070
before dinner gets cold.
326
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,072
Let's go, kiddos!
Chop-chop!
327
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,334
[game chirps]
328
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,772
- Wait, I didn't get to play!
329
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,034
- Sorry, Lans.
330
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,383
Hopefully I can
finish tomorrow.
331
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,993
Then it'll be your turn.
332
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,387
- Oh, man.
333
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,305
[groaning]
334
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,308
[hollering]
335
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,789
[groans]
Huh?
336
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,139
[dramatic music]
337
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,706
- Don't you want to play?
338
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,448
- Yes, more than anything!
339
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,624
♪ ♪
340
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,322
[hollers]
341
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,455
[grunts, gasps]
342
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,284
[giggling]
343
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,372
[laughs]
344
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,027
[grunting]
345
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,334
[laughs]
346
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,075
- Sorry, Lana.
347
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:38,469
You'll have to wait.
348
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,820
- [screaming]
349
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,952
[snorts, gasps]
I can't wait!
350
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,607
I need to play that game
right now!
351
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,304
[floorboards creaking]
352
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,393
I'll just play
for a few minutes,
353
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,918
then go back to exactly where
Lincoln left off.
354
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,789
He'll never even know
I touched it.
355
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,878
[video game chirping]
356
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,967
[upbeat electronic music]
357
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,534
"Trash Hoard Below"?
358
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,189
Uh, yes, please.
359
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:05,235
[video game warbles]
[alarm blares]
360
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,585
"Game over"?
Wait, what?
361
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:10,240
Oh, no, no, no, no.
362
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,069
[dramatic music]
363
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,376
Back to the start?
[whimpers]
364
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,030
And then I messed up
365
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,293
and I lost all the progress
on Lincoln's game!
366
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,861
[all gasp]
- He's gonna be really upset.
367
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,515
- He's gonna be furious.
He'll never forgive you.
368
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,996
- You'll be dead to him.
- [coos]
369
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,693
- That's why he can't find out!
370
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,782
If I can just get him back
to the Trash Castle,
371
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,393
he'll never know
I played his game,
372
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,960
but I can't do it alone.
373
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,788
Will you guys help me?
374
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,355
Come on, guys!
375
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,444
I mean,
who keeps the can unclogged?
376
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,099
Who keeps Vanzilla running
like a dream?
377
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,361
- I guess she's right.
- Okay, we'll help!
378
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,233
- Makes sense.
- Thanks, guys!
379
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,670
Lynn, Lisa, can you help me
with the first seven levels?
380
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,933
- Huh, I do not
profess to know much
381
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,848
about the world
of virtual gaming.
382
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,806
- Yeah, but you're
the fastest reader.
383
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,591
So I need you
to go through this manual
384
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,375
and tell me
all the best tips and tricks
385
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,073
for getting
through the game fast.
386
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,465
And Lynn, I'm gonna need you
387
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,511
to keep me pumped up
and in the zone!
388
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,687
[both grunt]
- You got it, Lans!
389
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,123
- Okay, now,
for the rest of you,
390
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,603
as soon as Lincoln wakes up,
391
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,909
he's gonna want to play
that game.
392
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,475
So we need an excuse
393
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,521
to get him out of the house
before he can.
394
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,915
Something he can't resist.
395
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,918
[conspiratorial music]
396
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,441
♪ ♪
397
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,703
[engine revs]
398
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,531
- Linky!
So glad I ran into you!
399
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,750
I just had the best idea:
400
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,927
let's go grab some Flippees!
401
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,972
My treat.
402
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:33,236
- Oh, man,
that's unusually nice of you,
403
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,064
but I've got a date
with a video game.
404
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,283
Maybe another time?
405
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,763
- It's only good today!
Right now!
406
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,679
- Sorry, I can't.
407
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,943
- [inhales deeply]
408
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,770
♪ ♪
409
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,903
- O-M-gosh!
410
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,732
Lincoln, I just found
a ton of quarters
411
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,821
at the bottom of my purse!
412
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,519
Wanna go to Gus' Games and Grub
and play that dancing game?
413
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,260
- Leni,
we've talked about this.
414
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,523
Are you sure they're quarters?
415
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,134
♪ ♪
416
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,831
- Yes!
417
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,790
- Well, I appreciate it,
but I've got other plans.
418
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,575
Maybe another time?
419
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,620
- [groans]
420
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:15,365
♪ ♪
421
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,366
- Lincoln...
- [screams]
422
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,107
- Bone-chilling news:
423
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,675
they just opened a new
zombie escape room downtown.
424
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,068
[zombie snarls]
- [gasps]
425
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,852
That sounds awesome!
We should go sometime.
426
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,506
- The time is now.
427
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,464
The first 20 people in line
get in for free.
428
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,813
- "For free"?
429
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,511
Well, I wanted to play my game,
430
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,296
but how can I turn down
a free zombie escape room?
431
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,602
Let's go!
432
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,951
[door opens]
433
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,474
- And that's how it's done.
434
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:38,998
- Ah, thanks, guys.
435
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,870
Okay, Lynn and Lisa,
it's game time.
436
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,828
Okay, Lincoln should be
out of the house
437
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,047
for at least two hours.
438
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,440
That should be plenty of time
439
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,877
to get him back
to the Trash Castle.
440
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,313
- Right,
I've learned many tricks
441
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,575
to aid in your quest.
442
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,490
For example:
in the first level,
443
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,275
there's a recycling bin
shortcut that allows you
444
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,928
to jump ahead two levels.
445
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,018
- I knew I could
count on you, Lis.
446
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,759
Okay, let's play!
- Whoa, whoa, wait.
447
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,152
First you gotta get loose.
448
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,198
Don't wanna cramp up
during a crucial play.
449
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,329
Now, let's do some
jumping jacks
450
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,548
to get the blood pumping!
451
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,506
One, two--
- [clears throat]
452
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,639
The clock's ticking here.
- Oh, right.
453
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,294
Sorry.
454
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,948
[video game chirping]
455
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,646
[upbeat electronic music]
456
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,822
- Watch out
for that compost beast!
457
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,519
♪ ♪
458
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:25,174
- Nice hustle, Lans.
459
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:28,656
♪ ♪
460
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,745
- Gah, don't go
in that dumpster!
461
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,443
Look for the recycling bin
shortcuts.
462
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,185
That's the ticket.
- Oh, yeah!
463
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:39,362
♪ ♪
464
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,931
Level four, here we come.
465
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,846
- Whoo, Team Loud for the win!
466
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,414
- [babbles, laughs]
467
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:51,331
♪ ♪
468
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,507
[grunts]
469
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,249
♪ ♪
470
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,642
- Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
471
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,035
♪ ♪
472
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,690
- Jump there!
473
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:03,995
Whoo!
- Yeah!
474
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,041
- [grunts, hollers]
475
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:10,045
♪ ♪
476
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,482
- Okay, guys,
just one level left
477
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,702
before we get
to the Trash Castle.
478
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,225
- According to my calculations,
479
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,748
you should have
at least a half an hour
480
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:18,967
until Lincoln gets home.
481
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,229
[phone chirps, buzzes]
482
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,839
- Crud,
they're on their way back!
483
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,450
- What? How?
484
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,147
- Lincoln was really good
at that escape room.
485
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,584
They finished
with 20 minutes to spare.
486
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,238
- [yelps]
I need more time!
487
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,675
- I got this.
Lori, you're up!
488
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,851
- I'm literally on it.
489
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,679
[tires squeal]
490
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,116
- Hmm?
491
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,944
- Whoa, crazy running into
you guys!
492
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,990
Get in!
I'll give you a ride home.
493
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,774
- That's okay,
we're almost there.
494
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:47,691
- Oh, but you must be so tired
from your escape room.
495
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,216
Come on!
- Yes, very tired.
496
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,479
Thanks, Lori.
497
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,742
- Now, I just have to
make a quick pit stop
498
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,700
at the dry cleaners.
499
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,615
- Wait, just let us out, then.
I don't want to go on errands.
500
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:02,228
- Oh, it'll just take a sec.
- [growls]
501
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,881
- Okay, we bought ourselves
more time.
502
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,579
Keep it up, Lans.
503
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,972
- This level is much harder
than the other ones.
504
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,584
Ugh, only four lives left!
505
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:11,759
[dramatic electronic music]
506
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:14,588
[game warbling]
507
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,242
[horn honks]
508
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,940
Oh, man,
I only have one life left.
509
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:22,248
- Hmm, the only "Loud"
I'm seeing in our system
510
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,032
is a Lola Loud,
511
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:28,036
but she picked up her sequined
rainbow jumpsuit yesterday.
512
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:31,082
[testy music]
513
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,954
- Weren't you
picking up dry cleaning?
514
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,653
- No, I was getting us
puffy mints.
515
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,178
Aren't I such a good sister?
516
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,876
- Can we go home now?
I want to get back to my game.
517
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,835
- Uh, no, sorry.
518
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:47,360
Lynn just texted
that she needs, um,
519
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,579
emergency lacrosse balls.
520
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,016
- [sighs]
Fine, but let me out.
521
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,844
I'm not running another errand.
522
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:54,932
[gasps]
- Forget it!
523
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,761
We'll go home.
524
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,720
- Lana, you gotta
finish this level now.
525
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,112
Lincoln is almost home.
526
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,289
- Ugh, this game is impossible.
527
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,942
Now I see why
it took Lincoln so long
528
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,640
to get to the Trash Castle.
529
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,685
[gasps]
The finish dumpster!
530
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,514
That's the end of the level!
531
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:15,170
both: Look out!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
532
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,041
That was my last life!
533
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,740
[groans]
- [gasps]
534
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,829
- Run, Lana!
- Save yourself!
535
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,397
- Hey, Lans.
What are you doing?
536
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,835
- Ugh, I messed up.
537
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:29,402
- [gasps]
What happened?
538
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,012
- I thought I could
play your game
539
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,492
for just a little bit,
540
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,582
but I lost your last life.
541
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,627
- No, Lana!
542
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:40,630
It took me two weeks
to get to the last level!
543
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,980
[growls] I can't believe
you did this!
544
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,069
- I'm so sorry.
545
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,158
I spent all day
trying to get you back
546
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,551
to the Trash Castle.
547
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,597
Lynn and Lisa even helped.
548
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,382
- Yeah.
[both laugh]
549
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:56,255
- But I died
right before I could make it.
550
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,127
Is there anything I can do
to make it up to you?
551
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,564
- No, just leave me alone.
552
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,740
I have a lot of work to do.
553
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:06,743
[video game chirping]
554
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,789
[mellow music]
555
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,660
- Hey.
556
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:13,272
I don't want to interrupt,
but I just wanted to tell you:
557
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:17,232
I did all your chores
and I made you this snack tray.
558
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,886
I got your favorite kind
of Flippee--
559
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,409
cherry and blue bonanza--
560
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,455
and those smelly crackers
you like.
561
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,500
- Oh, thanks.
562
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:27,808
Ugh, man,
this part is so tough.
563
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,463
- Yeah--though, if you time
your jumps to the music,
564
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,986
you'll avoid all the potholes.
565
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,031
- Wait, really?
566
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:37,034
[upbeat electronic music]
567
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,385
♪ ♪
568
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:40,734
Whoa, it worked!
569
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,518
Hey, do you know
any more tricks?
570
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,564
- Yeah, I actually learned
a ton of them
571
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,914
before, you know,
ruining your game.
572
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,830
- Wanna help me play?
- A-are you sure?
573
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,006
Even after everything I did?
574
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,791
- Yeah, I can tell
you're really sorry.
575
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:57,054
Hey, after I finish my game,
576
00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:59,100
maybe we can start a new one
for you!
577
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,842
- [gasps]
You are the best!
578
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,844
[laughs]
579
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:05,889
- Whoo, Team Loud for the win!
580
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,243
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
581
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,115
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
582
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,813
♪ In the Loud house ♪
all: ♪ Loud house ♪
583
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,381
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
584
00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:23,167
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
585
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:24,734
all: ♪ Loud house ♪
586
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,040
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
587
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,650
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
588
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,173
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
589
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,349
♪ Never any privacy ♪
590
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:32,046
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
591
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,396
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
592
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:36,180
♪ In the Loud house ♪