1 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,807 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,409 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,277 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:13,445 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:15,047 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:19,151 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,185 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,320 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:22,688 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,089 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:26,458 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,693 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,095 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:33,432 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,134 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,468 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:41,607 [rousing orchestral music] 18 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:46,478 19 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,881 - [grunting] 20 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:55,538 - Lincoln, why don't you go outside? 21 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:59,041 It's not healthy to sit around playing video games all day. 22 00:00:59,043 --> 00:01:01,878 - Actually, Mom, some studies show-- 23 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:02,945 - Out. 24 00:01:02,947 --> 00:01:03,646 - Right. 25 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:06,215 [birds chirping] 26 00:01:06,217 --> 00:01:08,184 - [grunts] 27 00:01:08,186 --> 00:01:09,485 - That's not what I meant. 28 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:15,625 You need to get some exercise, and I have just the thing. 29 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:20,196 - [panting] Good workout, huh, son? 30 00:01:20,198 --> 00:01:21,931 - Feeling the burn, Dad. 31 00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:25,535 - Last one to the food court buys the soft pretzels! 32 00:01:25,537 --> 00:01:26,502 - [gasps] 33 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:29,372 [video games chime and buzz] 34 00:01:31,909 --> 00:01:33,943 - A-hem. 35 00:01:33,945 --> 00:01:35,178 - Oh. Hey, Dad. 36 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:38,514 Guess I'm paying for the pretzels. 37 00:01:39,449 --> 00:01:41,584 - [panting] See? 38 00:01:41,586 --> 00:01:44,320 Exercise can be fun! Whee! 39 00:01:44,322 --> 00:01:48,124 - I read you loud and clear, Mom. 40 00:01:51,495 --> 00:01:56,132 - Lincoln! I see I'm going to have to take other measures. 41 00:01:56,134 --> 00:01:58,167 - What kind of measures? 42 00:01:58,169 --> 00:01:59,535 [whistle blowing] 43 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:00,236 Football? 44 00:02:00,238 --> 00:02:03,940 Come on, Mom. You know sports aren't my thing. 45 00:02:03,942 --> 00:02:07,276 [rousing orchestral music] 46 00:02:07,278 --> 00:02:13,583 47 00:02:13,585 --> 00:02:14,183 Ow! 48 00:02:14,185 --> 00:02:17,153 - Ugh, I know, honey, but you left me no choice. 49 00:02:17,155 --> 00:02:21,123 One way or another, you have to get some exercise. 50 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:21,791 - Mom, wait! 51 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:26,729 Look, I'm exercising right now. Ow, ow, Charley horse. 52 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:27,997 - [sighs] 53 00:02:27,999 --> 00:02:29,665 - Clearly I cannot play football. 54 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:33,002 Fortunately, in a big family there's always someone 55 00:02:33,004 --> 00:02:34,403 who can help you out of a jam. 56 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:37,006 - An injury to get out of sports? 57 00:02:37,008 --> 00:02:38,975 That can be arranged. 58 00:02:38,977 --> 00:02:40,209 - Just not the face. 59 00:02:40,211 --> 00:02:42,545 - We'll see. 60 00:02:43,347 --> 00:02:45,214 - Go easy, okay? 61 00:02:45,216 --> 00:02:46,482 - We'll see. 62 00:02:46,484 --> 00:02:47,683 [engine whirs] 63 00:02:47,685 --> 00:02:51,354 [tires squeal] 64 00:02:51,356 --> 00:02:52,088 [crash] 65 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:52,989 [horn blares, groaning] 66 00:02:52,991 --> 00:02:57,293 You want an injury? I'll give you one! 67 00:02:57,995 --> 00:03:01,097 - Ow, ow, Charley horse. 68 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:01,731 [grunting] 69 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:04,166 - Oh, we're wrestling? Cool. 70 00:03:04,168 --> 00:03:04,834 [blows whistle] 71 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:07,203 Lola, that's unnecessary roughness. 72 00:03:07,205 --> 00:03:08,104 - Well, he deserves it. 73 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:10,606 I was trying to help him get out of playing football, 74 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,441 and he made me total my car! 75 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:15,678 And I just put in the cupcake air freshener! 76 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,346 - Wait. Get out of playing football? 77 00:03:17,348 --> 00:03:19,782 Why would you wanna do that? Football rules. 78 00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:23,185 - Maybe for you. I don't even know how to play. 79 00:03:23,187 --> 00:03:25,554 Plus, I'm gonna get my butt kicked. 80 00:03:25,556 --> 00:03:26,589 - You got that right. 81 00:03:26,591 --> 00:03:29,058 - That's enough. Hit the showers. 82 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:29,592 [groaning] 83 00:03:29,594 --> 00:03:32,361 - You forget that you've got a secret weapon: Me. 84 00:03:32,363 --> 00:03:36,132 I'll teach you everything you need to know about football. 85 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:36,666 - Um... 86 00:03:36,668 --> 00:03:39,435 - Good. Now drop and give me 20. 87 00:03:39,437 --> 00:03:42,238 - I've only got a five. 88 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,408 [exciting music] 89 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:53,749 90 00:03:55,786 --> 00:03:57,753 [retching] 91 00:03:57,755 --> 00:04:02,325 92 00:04:02,327 --> 00:04:03,626 Oh. 93 00:04:03,628 --> 00:04:07,596 94 00:04:07,598 --> 00:04:10,333 - [panting] 95 00:04:10,335 --> 00:04:12,435 [horn honking] 96 00:04:12,437 --> 00:04:14,337 97 00:04:14,339 --> 00:04:17,773 ["Peanuts"-style music] 98 00:04:17,775 --> 00:04:20,409 - [yelling] 99 00:04:20,411 --> 00:04:22,111 100 00:04:22,113 --> 00:04:23,579 - Hike! 101 00:04:26,149 --> 00:04:28,451 [kids laughing] 102 00:04:28,453 --> 00:04:30,519 - If you clowns are done, we need the field. 103 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:33,456 We gotta practice for junior football league. 104 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:37,093 - You guys are playing junior football too? 105 00:04:37,095 --> 00:04:38,127 What team are you on? 106 00:04:38,129 --> 00:04:40,830 - The Hazeltuckey Hockers! 107 00:04:40,832 --> 00:04:44,834 - What team are you on? - The Royal Woods Roosters. 108 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:45,768 both: Cock-a-doodle-do! 109 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:51,340 - Nice cheer. When we play you, you're cock-a-doodle-doomed! 110 00:04:51,342 --> 00:04:55,378 - Yeah. I'm gonna pluck me a few feathers. 111 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:56,612 [laughing] 112 00:04:56,614 --> 00:04:58,781 - You chumps are lucky I'm not playing, 113 00:04:58,783 --> 00:05:00,850 'cause I'd whoop all your butts! 114 00:05:00,852 --> 00:05:03,686 - Sure you would, ponytail. 115 00:05:03,688 --> 00:05:04,553 [both laughing] 116 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,489 - Lynn. That's a brilliant idea. 117 00:05:06,491 --> 00:05:09,625 You could pretend to be me, and play in my place. 118 00:05:09,627 --> 00:05:10,393 - Yeah, right. 119 00:05:10,395 --> 00:05:13,796 - Why not? There's no girls' league around here, right? 120 00:05:13,798 --> 00:05:15,765 This would give you a chance to play, 121 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:18,167 and me a chance to live out my full life. 122 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:20,803 - Hmm, I could use another sport right now. 123 00:05:20,805 --> 00:05:21,804 I've only got four. 124 00:05:21,806 --> 00:05:24,573 - So what do you say? Cock-a-doodle-do? 125 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,910 [rousing orchestral music] 126 00:05:27,912 --> 00:05:36,452 127 00:06:01,178 --> 00:06:03,345 I can't believe we pulled this off. 128 00:06:03,347 --> 00:06:05,781 Only one more game to go. 129 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,718 - [sighing] I'm gonna miss this. 130 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,254 - I'm not gonna miss that. 131 00:06:13,423 --> 00:06:16,959 - So you thought you could get away with this, huh? 132 00:06:16,961 --> 00:06:17,726 - But I, uh-- 133 00:06:17,728 --> 00:06:22,765 - Not telling your family you're a big football star! 134 00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:23,833 "Crowds Love Loud." 135 00:06:23,835 --> 00:06:27,269 Haven't seen that headline since my break-dancing days. 136 00:06:27,271 --> 00:06:28,604 We're so proud of you, son! 137 00:06:28,606 --> 00:06:30,873 We're all gonna be at your game tomorrow. 138 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:31,640 - All of you? 139 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,742 - You betcha! And if you need some new moves 140 00:06:33,744 --> 00:06:35,945 for your touchdown dance... 141 00:06:35,947 --> 00:06:37,413 [scatting] 142 00:06:37,415 --> 00:06:40,249 ♪ I'm on fire, on fire, on fire ♪ 143 00:06:40,251 --> 00:06:42,618 [scatting] 144 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:43,786 - [whistling] 145 00:06:43,788 --> 00:06:47,623 - Lynn, you were just supposed to play, not become a big star. 146 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:50,292 - Sorry, Linc. I only know how to give 110%. 147 00:06:50,294 --> 00:06:53,963 - Well, now we got a problem, because I'm so good, 148 00:06:53,965 --> 00:06:57,466 the whole family wants to watch me play tomorrow. 149 00:06:57,468 --> 00:06:59,335 - Don't worry, we fooled everyone all season. 150 00:06:59,337 --> 00:07:02,905 There's no reason we can't do it for one more game. 151 00:07:02,907 --> 00:07:06,442 [rousing orchestral music] 152 00:07:06,444 --> 00:07:10,546 153 00:07:10,548 --> 00:07:14,483 - I literally don't see Lincoln anywhere. 154 00:07:14,485 --> 00:07:16,252 [screams] - Hey, guys. 155 00:07:16,254 --> 00:07:19,655 - [gasps] There's my little football star! 156 00:07:19,657 --> 00:07:21,824 - Lincoln! Sign my hat! 157 00:07:21,826 --> 00:07:25,628 - [nervous chuckle] Saving it for the game. 158 00:07:25,630 --> 00:07:30,332 - Number one, Lincoln Loud! - That's me! 159 00:07:30,334 --> 00:07:32,868 - I think we're gonna pull this off. 160 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:33,469 Ugh. 161 00:07:33,471 --> 00:07:35,905 - [babbles] - Shh! 162 00:07:35,907 --> 00:07:36,639 - [laughs] 163 00:07:36,641 --> 00:07:38,941 - All right, let's beat these chumps. 164 00:07:38,943 --> 00:07:41,577 - Ladies and gentlemen, as a special treat, 165 00:07:41,579 --> 00:07:44,813 Luna Loud will be performing the National Anthem. 166 00:07:44,815 --> 00:07:47,483 Please remove all hats and helmets. 167 00:07:47,485 --> 00:07:49,718 ["The Star-Spangled Banner" begins] 168 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,687 - Uh, I gotta pee. 169 00:07:51,689 --> 00:07:59,995 ♪ 170 00:08:01,531 --> 00:08:04,767 - Let's play ball, dudes! 171 00:08:04,769 --> 00:08:07,036 - Loud, where are you going? 172 00:08:07,038 --> 00:08:09,572 - Bathroom. - Again? 173 00:08:11,975 --> 00:08:14,643 - Hey, aren't you that twerp from the park? 174 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:19,481 We're gonna knock you on your tail feathers. 175 00:08:19,483 --> 00:08:20,983 - [growls] 176 00:08:20,985 --> 00:08:22,084 [whistle blows] 177 00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:25,654 [rousing orchestral music] 178 00:08:25,656 --> 00:08:27,456 - Touchdown, Roosters! 179 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:28,857 [crowd cheering] 180 00:08:28,859 --> 00:08:32,094 - [scatting] 181 00:08:32,096 --> 00:08:35,431 [whistle blowing] - Tackle made by Loud. 182 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:36,565 [crowd cheering] 183 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,901 Ball carried by Loud. 184 00:08:38,903 --> 00:08:39,902 [crowd cheering] 185 00:08:39,904 --> 00:08:42,404 Touchdown, Lincoln Loud! 186 00:08:42,406 --> 00:08:44,873 [crowd cheering] - Ha. 187 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:46,408 Ow! 188 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:47,476 - Half time! 189 00:08:47,478 --> 00:08:48,410 - Hey, Loud, over here. 190 00:08:48,412 --> 00:08:52,548 They wanna interview you for TV. Take off your helmet. 191 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:53,716 - I-I gotta... 192 00:08:53,718 --> 00:08:56,986 - Let me guess. Go to the bathroom. 193 00:08:57,554 --> 00:09:00,923 You guys want an action shot of me and my whistle? 194 00:09:00,925 --> 00:09:02,691 [blowing whistle] 195 00:09:06,029 --> 00:09:07,930 - That last play was sensational. 196 00:09:07,932 --> 00:09:09,665 What can you tell us about it? 197 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:10,499 - That last play? 198 00:09:10,501 --> 00:09:14,436 Uh, the thing is... that was in the past, 199 00:09:14,438 --> 00:09:15,871 and I'm all about the future. 200 00:09:15,873 --> 00:09:19,408 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pee. 201 00:09:19,609 --> 00:09:22,378 - Guys, how about this one? 202 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:23,712 [whistle blowing] 203 00:09:23,714 --> 00:09:26,482 - Set, hut, hut, hike! 204 00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:29,118 [all yelling] all: Oh! 205 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,654 [whistle blowing] 206 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:35,658 [both laugh] 207 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:38,761 - Back off! Give him some air! 208 00:09:38,763 --> 00:09:40,496 Mom and Dad: Lynn? 209 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:43,532 - Who's Lynn? I thought you were Lincoln. 210 00:09:43,534 --> 00:09:45,601 - No. I'm Lincoln. 211 00:09:46,569 --> 00:09:47,469 Lynn, are you okay? 212 00:09:47,471 --> 00:09:49,772 - I'm fine. I think I just sprained my ankle. 213 00:09:49,774 --> 00:09:54,143 - Would somebody mind telling me what the heck is going on? 214 00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:56,612 - Yes, I'd like to know too. 215 00:09:56,614 --> 00:09:57,846 - This is all my fault, Mom. 216 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,916 I didn't wanna play football, so I convinced Lynn 217 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:01,717 to play for me. 218 00:10:01,719 --> 00:10:04,119 - Bogus, guys! I mean, unacceptable! 219 00:10:04,121 --> 00:10:08,123 - Take care of that ankle. I want you on my team next year. 220 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,426 - Coach, get your team on the field or you forfeit. 221 00:10:10,428 --> 00:10:13,562 - I got a problem, ref. I'm one man short. 222 00:10:13,564 --> 00:10:14,496 - No, you're not. 223 00:10:14,498 --> 00:10:17,599 Mom, I'm sorry I lied, and now I'm gonna do 224 00:10:17,601 --> 00:10:20,169 what you asked me to: Get some exercise. 225 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:23,572 - We're up by one, with a minute to go. 226 00:10:23,574 --> 00:10:24,807 Just don't blow it. 227 00:10:24,809 --> 00:10:26,942 - Cock-a-doodle-do, Coach! 228 00:10:26,944 --> 00:10:27,810 [whistle blowing] 229 00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:30,612 - You can do this, you can do this. 230 00:10:30,614 --> 00:10:35,017 - Back for more, Loud? Bad choice. 231 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:36,785 - You can't do this. 232 00:10:36,787 --> 00:10:39,488 - Set, hut, hut, hike! 233 00:10:40,123 --> 00:10:41,690 - I caught it! 234 00:10:41,692 --> 00:10:42,624 [both grunting] 235 00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:45,961 [rousing orchestral music] 236 00:10:45,963 --> 00:10:52,668 237 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:54,169 Yes! [laughs] 238 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:56,572 I don't know what I was so afraid of. 239 00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:57,940 Sports can be pretty awesome. 240 00:10:57,942 --> 00:11:01,143 And it turns out, I'm a natural. 241 00:11:01,145 --> 00:11:02,945 [whistle blows] - Yeah! 242 00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:04,113 - Loud, you ran the wrong way 243 00:11:04,115 --> 00:11:07,149 and scored a safety for the other team. 244 00:11:07,151 --> 00:11:08,584 We lost! 245 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:11,220 [all cheering] 246 00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:13,689 - Uh-oh. [all screaming] 247 00:11:13,691 --> 00:11:15,190 [bell ringing] 248 00:11:15,192 --> 00:11:17,493 A correction to my previous statement: 249 00:11:17,495 --> 00:11:20,763 I am not a natural, but, on the plus side, 250 00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:23,265 at least I'm getting some exercise. 251 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:25,234 Ah! Charley horse. 252 00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:30,372 [spooky music]