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- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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- ♪ In the Loud house
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♪ In the Loud house
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- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ Is how we show our love
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- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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- ♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
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♪ Loud house
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- Poo-poo.
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[rousing orchestral music]
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♪
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- [grunting]
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- Lincoln,
why don't you go outside?
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It's not healthy to sit around
playing video games all day.
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- Actually, Mom,
some studies show--
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- Out.
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- Right.
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[birds chirping]
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- [grunts]
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- That's not what I meant.
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You need to get some exercise,
and I have just the thing.
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- [panting] Good workout,
huh, son?
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- Feeling the burn, Dad.
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- Last one to the food court
buys the soft pretzels!
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- [gasps]
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[video games chime and buzz]
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- A-hem.
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- Oh. Hey, Dad.
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Guess I'm paying
for the pretzels.
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- [panting] See?
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Exercise can be fun!
Whee!
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- I read you
loud and clear, Mom.
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- Lincoln! I see I'm going
to have to take other measures.
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- What kind of measures?
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[whistle blowing]
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Football?
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Come on, Mom.
You know sports aren't my thing.
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[rousing orchestral music]
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♪
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Ow!
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- Ugh, I know, honey,
but you left me no choice.
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One way or another, you have
to get some exercise.
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- Mom, wait!
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Look, I'm exercising right now.
Ow, ow, Charley horse.
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- [sighs]
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- Clearly I cannot
play football.
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Fortunately, in a big family
there's always someone
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who can help you out of a jam.
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- An injury to get out
of sports?
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That can be arranged.
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- Just not the face.
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- We'll see.
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- Go easy, okay?
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- We'll see.
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[engine whirs]
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[tires squeal]
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[crash]
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[horn blares, groaning]
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You want an injury?
I'll give you one!
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- Ow, ow, Charley horse.
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[grunting]
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- Oh, we're wrestling?
Cool.
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[blows whistle]
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Lola, that's
unnecessary roughness.
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- Well, he deserves it.
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I was trying to help him
get out of playing football,
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and he made me total my car!
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And I just put in
the cupcake air freshener!
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- Wait. Get out
of playing football?
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Why would you wanna do that?
Football rules.
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- Maybe for you.
I don't even know how to play.
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Plus, I'm gonna get
my butt kicked.
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- You got that right.
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- That's enough.
Hit the showers.
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[groaning]
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- You forget that you've got
a secret weapon: Me.
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I'll teach you everything you
need to know about football.
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- Um...
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- Good.
Now drop and give me 20.
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- I've only got a five.
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[exciting music]
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♪
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[retching]
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♪
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Oh.
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♪
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- [panting]
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[horn honking]
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♪
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["Peanuts"-style music]
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- [yelling]
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♪
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- Hike!
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[kids laughing]
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- If you clowns are done,
we need the field.
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We gotta practice
for junior football league.
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- You guys are playing
junior football too?
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What team are you on?
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- The Hazeltuckey Hockers!
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- What team are you on?
- The Royal Woods Roosters.
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both:
Cock-a-doodle-do!
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- Nice cheer. When we play you,
you're cock-a-doodle-doomed!
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- Yeah. I'm gonna pluck me
a few feathers.
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[laughing]
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- You chumps are lucky
I'm not playing,
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'cause I'd whoop
all your butts!
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- Sure you would,
ponytail.
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[both laughing]
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- Lynn.
That's a brilliant idea.
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You could pretend to be me,
and play in my place.
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- Yeah, right.
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- Why not? There's no girls'
league around here, right?
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This would give you
a chance to play,
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and me a chance
to live out my full life.
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- Hmm, I could use
another sport right now.
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I've only got four.
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- So what do you say?
Cock-a-doodle-do?
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[rousing orchestral music]
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♪
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I can't believe
we pulled this off.
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Only one more game to go.
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- [sighing]
I'm gonna miss this.
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- I'm not gonna miss that.
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- So you thought you could
get away with this, huh?
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- But I, uh--
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- Not telling your family
you're a big football star!
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"Crowds Love Loud."
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Haven't seen that headline
since my break-dancing days.
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We're so proud of you, son!
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We're all gonna be
at your game tomorrow.
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- All of you?
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- You betcha!
And if you need some new moves
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for your touchdown dance...
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[scatting]
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♪ I'm on fire,
on fire, on fire ♪
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[scatting]
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- [whistling]
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- Lynn, you were just supposed
to play, not become a big star.
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- Sorry, Linc.
I only know how to give 110%.
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- Well, now we got a problem,
because I'm so good,
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the whole family wants
to watch me play tomorrow.
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- Don't worry, we fooled
everyone all season.
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There's no reason we can't do it
for one more game.
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[rousing orchestral music]
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♪
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- I literally
don't see Lincoln anywhere.
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[screams]
- Hey, guys.
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- [gasps] There's my little
football star!
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- Lincoln!
Sign my hat!
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- [nervous chuckle]
Saving it for the game.
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- Number one, Lincoln Loud!
- That's me!
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- I think we're gonna
pull this off.
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Ugh.
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- [babbles]
- Shh!
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- [laughs]
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- All right, let's beat
these chumps.
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
as a special treat,
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Luna Loud will be performing
the National Anthem.
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Please remove
all hats and helmets.
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["The Star-Spangled Banner"
begins]
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- Uh, I gotta pee.
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♪
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- Let's play ball, dudes!
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- Loud, where are you going?
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- Bathroom.
- Again?
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- Hey, aren't you that twerp
from the park?
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We're gonna knock you
on your tail feathers.
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- [growls]
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[whistle blows]
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[rousing orchestral music]
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- Touchdown, Roosters!
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[crowd cheering]
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- [scatting]
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[whistle blowing]
- Tackle made by Loud.
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[crowd cheering]
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Ball carried by Loud.
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[crowd cheering]
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Touchdown, Lincoln Loud!
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[crowd cheering]
- Ha.
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Ow!
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- Half time!
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- Hey, Loud, over here.
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They wanna interview you for TV.
Take off your helmet.
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- I-I gotta...
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- Let me guess.
Go to the bathroom.
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You guys want an action shot
of me and my whistle?
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[blowing whistle]
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- That last play
was sensational.
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What can you tell us about it?
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- That last play?
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Uh, the thing is...
that was in the past,
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and I'm all about the future.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to pee.
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- Guys, how about this one?
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[whistle blowing]
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- Set, hut, hut, hike!
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[all yelling]
all: Oh!
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[whistle blowing]
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[both laugh]
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- Back off!
Give him some air!
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Mom and Dad:
Lynn?
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- Who's Lynn?
I thought you were Lincoln.
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- No. I'm Lincoln.
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Lynn, are you okay?
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- I'm fine. I think
I just sprained my ankle.
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- Would somebody mind telling me
what the heck is going on?
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- Yes, I'd like
to know too.
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- This is all my fault, Mom.
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I didn't wanna play football,
so I convinced Lynn
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to play for me.
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- Bogus, guys!
I mean, unacceptable!
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- Take care of that ankle.
I want you on my team next year.
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- Coach, get your team
on the field or you forfeit.
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- I got a problem, ref.
I'm one man short.
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- No, you're not.
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Mom, I'm sorry I lied,
and now I'm gonna do
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what you asked me to:
Get some exercise.
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- We're up by one,
with a minute to go.
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Just don't blow it.
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- Cock-a-doodle-do, Coach!
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[whistle blowing]
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- You can do this,
you can do this.
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- Back for more, Loud?
Bad choice.
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- You can't do this.
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- Set, hut, hut, hike!
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- I caught it!
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[both grunting]
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[rousing orchestral music]
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♪
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Yes!
[laughs]
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I don't know
what I was so afraid of.
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Sports can be pretty awesome.
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And it turns out,
I'm a natural.
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[whistle blows]
- Yeah!
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- Loud, you ran the wrong way
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and scored a safety
for the other team.
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We lost!
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[all cheering]
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- Uh-oh.
[all screaming]
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[bell ringing]
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A correction
to my previous statement:
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I am not a natural,
but, on the plus side,
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at least I'm getting
some exercise.
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Ah! Charley horse.
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[spooky music]