1 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:08,574 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:10,109 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,177 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,445 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:14,646 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:18,584 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:21,353 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 8 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,654 ♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪ 9 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:23,756 ♪ This is how we show our love ♪ 10 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:26,725 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 11 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:27,659 ♪ One boy and ten girls 12 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:30,396 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 13 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:33,432 ♪ Loud! Loud! Loud! 14 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:36,201 ♪ Loud House! - Boo boo. 15 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:47,212 - ♪ 16 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,950 - LINCOLN: Guys, we gotta figure out something. 17 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:53,418 The Family Fun Fair is tonight 18 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,387 and we got nothing for the talent show. 19 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,790 - Oh, I know. How about a family trapeze act? 20 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,458 - Just because you've fractured every bone 21 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,527 from your maxilla to your metatarsals, 22 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:03,728 it doesn't mean we want to. 23 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,131 - I know. How about a family beauty pageant? 24 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:09,134 Never mind, that would take years to prepare for. 25 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:12,404 - I say we wrestle alligators! 26 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,538 - BOTH: [grunting] 27 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:16,107 - Lana, that's a terrible idea. 28 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,375 - You're right. 29 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,545 Calf roping is much better. 30 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,515 - We need something we can all do. 31 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,116 - Then let's do my idea. 32 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:27,686 - No, my idea. - No, mine! 33 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:28,853 - No way. 34 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,588 - ALL: [arguing, smacking] 35 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,390 - [guitar strings twang] 36 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:33,992 - LUNA: I've got the answer! 37 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,794 Let's start a family band. 38 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,596 - But we literally have no musical talent. 39 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,966 - Yeah, I couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle. 40 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:42,701 [laughing] 41 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,769 - As my idol, Mick Swagger, says, 42 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,105 "rock 'n roll isn't about being the best, 43 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,973 it's about having fun." 44 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:51,943 Now, who wants to have fun? 45 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,045 - ALL: [cheering] 46 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:56,881 - Uh, guys? A little help? 47 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,084 - Oh, sorry, Lincoln. 48 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:00,518 [humming] 49 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,455 - [discordant music] 50 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,757 - Agh, what is that horrific sound? 51 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,992 Is the cat fighting the possum again? 52 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:08,860 - No, Dad, it's us. 53 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,995 We're starting a family band. - DAD: Oh! Oh! 54 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:12,931 You know, your old man used to be in a band, 55 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,999 although it ended on a... on a sour note. 56 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:18,136 YOUNG DAD: [beating cowbell] - [rock 'n roll music] 57 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,138 [music stops] - Dude! 58 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,706 - BOTH: Dude! 59 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:22,774 - ALL: Dude! 60 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,008 You're outta the band. 61 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,711 - YOUNG DAD: [sobbing] 62 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:27,979 - ALL: Aw... 63 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,615 - Well, you can be in our band. 64 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,050 - ALL: [chattering] 65 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:35,153 - DAD: Well, if you all insist. 66 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,855 Ka-pow! - [Velcro ripping] 67 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,023 - [grunting] [beating cowbell] 68 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:39,958 Woo! Ha ha! 69 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,527 - I sincerely hope that's not contagious. 70 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:44,996 - All right, dudes, let's try busting out this jam. 71 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:49,067 It's called "Plastic Bag Blown Through the Gutter of Life," 72 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:51,770 lyrics by Lucy, 73 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,139 music by yours truly. 74 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:56,241 One, two. One, two, three, four! 75 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:58,810 - [discordant music] - [howling] 76 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:03,548 - Dudes! Charles wants to sing lead. 77 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:06,050 - [howling] - ALL: [laughing] 78 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:09,621 - [cellphone ringing] - Yo, Chuck? 79 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:10,188 What's that? 80 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,990 - [howling continues] - I...I can't hear you. 81 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,091 Hold on a sec. 82 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,526 You guys, keep practicing. 83 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,762 And don't forget--it's not about being the best, 84 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,965 it's all about having fun. 85 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:23,201 - [British accent] Oy, have you heard, mate? 86 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,135 Mick Swagger's in town. 87 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:29,040 He's gonna be scouting for local talent at the Family Fun Fair. 88 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,742 - Mick in town? 89 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,677 This could be my big break, man! 90 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,579 - [British accent] And now I'd like to introduce 91 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:40,084 the greatest musical discovery of my 40-year career-- 92 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:43,021 Luna Loud! 93 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:45,990 - CROWD: [chanting] Luna! Luna! Luna! 94 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:46,958 - Ah, Luna? 95 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:50,695 - Thanks for the call, brah. I've got work to do. 96 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,264 - [discordant music] - A lot of work. 97 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,633 - [howling continues] - Okay, people, from the top. 98 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,102 This time, let's try to step it up a notch. 99 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,972 - Um, I...I don't have an instrument. 100 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,540 What should I play? 101 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:03,041 - Hm... 102 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,210 Oh, why don't you sing backup? 103 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,745 All right, Louds. One, two, three. 104 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,315 - ♪ Backup, backup, backup - No, no, no, no! 105 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:13,051 No, Leni, you don't actually sing the words "backup." 106 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,853 You sing what's on the page. 107 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,054 - Oh, got it. 108 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,555 ♪ What's on the page 109 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,756 ♪ What's on the page 110 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:22,260 ♪ What's on the pa-age - DAD: Ha, ha, ha! 111 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,628 - Uh, rocking, Dad. 112 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,797 Um, could you just dial it back a bit? 113 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,065 - [tuba blaring] 114 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:30,134 - Can't get this tuba to work-a! 115 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:33,171 - [inhales] - [tuba note plays] 116 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,740 - [bell rings] - Gee-oh! 117 00:04:37,209 --> 00:04:40,111 - [blows raspberry] - Nice tootin', Sis. 118 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,579 - KIDS: [laughing] 119 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,915 - Guys, can we focus, please? 120 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,850 We need to-- - DAD: [grunting] 121 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:46,417 - Dad? Dad? 122 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,987 - [jazz music] - That's it, Bro! You got it. 123 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,289 - DAD: [grunts] - Dad? 124 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,725 - [jazz music] 125 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,226 - Oops! 126 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:56,060 - Eek! 127 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,062 - [cymbals clang] - Ah! 128 00:04:58,064 --> 00:05:00,298 - [explosion] - LILY: [giggling] 129 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,366 - LUNA: [growling] No-o-o. 130 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:05,036 Dudes, this is the worst rehearsal I've ever seen. 131 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,906 - But you said it didn't matter if we were good. 132 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,641 - Forget about what I said, Bro. 133 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,309 Mick Swagger's gonna be at the show. 134 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,278 - DAD: Mick Swagger? Sweet! 135 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,812 - No, it's not sweet. 136 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,648 This is my chance to be discovered, 137 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,083 and you guys are messing it up! 138 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,920 - DAD: [grunting] [beating cowbell] 139 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,389 - Dad? Dad? Dad! 140 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,357 - DAD: [grunting] [beating cowbell] 141 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:28,826 - That's it! You are out of the band! 142 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:32,263 - ALL: [gasping] - [echoing] Out of the band! 143 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,399 - DAD: [sobbing] 144 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:35,133 - What? 145 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,835 - You literally just fired your own dad. 146 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,205 - I'm not gonna let Captain Cowbell ruin my big chance. 147 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:44,208 Now let's get back to work. We're gonna be here all day. 148 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,210 So if you guys have plans, cancel them. 149 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:48,179 If you've gotta pee, hold it. 150 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,114 We really have to nail this! 151 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,983 - What? No way! 152 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,352 - ALL: [chattering] 153 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,020 - You're all out of my band! 154 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,790 - No, you're out of our band. 155 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,926 'Cause we're gonna play without you and we're gonna have fun. 156 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:05,763 - Yeah, and we'll pee whenever we want to. 157 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:06,397 - Fine by me. 158 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,799 You're all holding me back anyway. 159 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:11,970 And when I'm on tour with Mick, don't call me for tickets! 160 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:15,206 - [blows raspberry] - Ohhhh! 161 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,675 Who needs them anyway? 162 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:18,176 Not me. 163 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:21,012 All I need is a new tune. [strums guitar] 164 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:25,883 ♪ They don't understand 165 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:31,723 ♪ Girl's gotta have a band 166 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,390 [sighs] 167 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,360 ♪ Time for me to go solo 168 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:37,762 ♪ You know what they say 169 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,297 ♪ YOLO 170 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,032 Aah! Come on, Luna. 171 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,166 What are you thinking? 172 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,167 This is for Mick. 173 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,870 You just used the word "YOLO"! 174 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:48,906 - [electric piano music] - Nah, too pop-y. 175 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:52,877 [electric piano music] - Nah, too depressing. 176 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,212 [electric piano music] 177 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,114 - Nah, too '90s! 178 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:56,881 [screams] 179 00:06:56,883 --> 00:07:01,219 - [distant laughter] - [discordant music] 180 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,158 - ♪ I stink 181 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,061 ♪ And I can't write a single song ♪ 182 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:14,032 ♪ Wow, there's a big crack in the ceiling ♪ 183 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:17,935 Maybe I just need a change of scenery. 184 00:07:22,307 --> 00:07:25,243 - MAN: Aah! - Oh, sorry, dude. 185 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,178 - [British accent] No worries. 186 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,312 What are you writing? 187 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,048 - It's supposed to be a song. 188 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,516 But I'm wicked blocked. 189 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:32,817 - Maybe I can help. 190 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:35,086 I've dabbled in music myself. 191 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,354 Have a seat. 192 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,222 - You're gonna finish that, brah? 193 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:39,357 - It's all yours. 194 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:40,792 So, what's going on? 195 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,194 - I really gotta kill it with this song. 196 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:46,097 But everything I write is garbage. 197 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,098 [chomping] 198 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:50,068 I actually tried to rhyme with "YOLO." 199 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,135 - Oh! 200 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,837 - I know, right? 201 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,105 You mind? 202 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,808 - So, what's so important about this song? 203 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,811 - I'm supposed to perform at the Family Fun Fair tonight, 204 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,212 and Mick Swagger's gonna be there. 205 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,914 It's my only chance to impress him, 206 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,549 so I've gotta be my very best. 207 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:08,553 - Oh, wasn't it Mick Swagger who said "rock 'n roll 208 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:12,223 isn't about being the best, it's about having fun"? 209 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,224 - Yeah. 210 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,427 - Well, when was the last time you had fun? 211 00:08:16,995 --> 00:08:20,431 - ALL: [laughing] - [howling] 212 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:27,305 - Dude, I gotta go! 213 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:31,442 - [sheep baaing] - KIDS: [laughing] 214 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:35,012 - MOM: Oh, look at my little rock stars. 215 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,415 - My real genre is death metal. 216 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,850 - MOM: So cute. 217 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:39,984 - LUNA: Dudes! 218 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,120 You got room for one more? 219 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,955 - What about impressing Mick? 220 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,090 We don't wanna "hold you back." 221 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,359 - I'm sorry about all that stuff I said. 222 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,062 I acted like a real bonehead today. 223 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,964 I forgot the one rule of rock 'n roll. 224 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:56,000 It doesn't matter if I don't play my best for Mick. 225 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,335 All that matters is having fun. 226 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:01,205 And the only time I have fun is doing it with you guys. 227 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,007 So what do you say? 228 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:06,144 Will you take me back? 229 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:06,844 - Heck, yeah. 230 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,880 It wouldn't be a family band without you. 231 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,348 - Grab some sheet music. 232 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,017 - [blows raspberry] - ALL: [laughing] 233 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,586 - Wait. It's not a family band yet. 234 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:16,420 Where's Dad? 235 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:20,491 - The place he always goes when he's sad--the whirl-n-twirl. 236 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,493 - DAD: [sobbing] - Dad, I'm sorry. 237 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:25,496 - DAD: [sobbing] - Please come back to the band. 238 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,432 - DAD: [sobbing] - It won't be fun-- 239 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,168 - DAD: [sobbing] - --without you. 240 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,303 - DAD: You mean it? - Yes! 241 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:36,040 - DAD: Operator, stop this ride! - [bell rings] 242 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,509 - [brakes screech] - DAD: [groans] 243 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,445 Apology accepted! - [Velcro ripping] 244 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:43,548 - Da, bom! Do-chickee-da-da-da! 245 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,949 The bell is back! 246 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,285 - Mom, we're gonna need you, too. 247 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,921 - MOM: Oh, honey, I don't know how to play. 248 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,056 - That's okay. Neither do we. 249 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,425 - But we're gonna have fun. 250 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,160 - [tambourine jingling] 251 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,196 - MOM & DAD: [grunting] 252 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:02,200 - Heaven help us-- it is contagious. 253 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,636 - ♪ Plastic bag blowing through the gutter ♪ 254 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:09,507 ♪ Lost and alone like toast without butter ♪ 255 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:12,376 - Hey, guys, I'm a backup dancer. 256 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:15,246 Aah! - Luna, take a solo! 257 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,049 - Nah! This a family band, dude. 258 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:22,353 - Yeah, but you're the only one who can actually play. 259 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:26,290 - [guitar solo] - CROWD: [cheering] 260 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,659 - Dad, cowbell solo. - Seriously? 261 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,995 I knew this day would come. Okay, here we go. 262 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:34,365 Boom-chicka-gah-de-gah! Chi-chi-chicka-dah-dah-dah! 263 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:38,636 - CROWD: [cheering] 264 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,105 [applauding] 265 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,274 - That was so fun! - Hey, mate. 266 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,644 You guys looked like you were having fun out there. 267 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,645 - We were. 268 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,513 - And you were brilliant. 269 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,349 You've got real talent. 270 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:51,983 - Thanks. 271 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,252 And thanks for that little talk back at the restaurant. 272 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,486 You really helped straighten me out. 273 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,990 I was being horrible to my family to impress a guy 274 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,191 who didn't even show up. 275 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,494 - Oh, I wouldn't say that. 276 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,695 - Mm...Mm...Mm...Mm... 277 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,998 - Hey, honey, got us funnel cakes. 278 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,132 Who's this? 279 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,401 - The name's Mick Swagger, mate. 280 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,136 And you were great, too. 281 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,538 I love that passion on the cowbell. 282 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:18,409 - [in unison] Mm...Mm... Mm...Mm...Mm...Mm... 283 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,611 - Are you gonna finish those? 284 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,679 Cheers, mate. 285 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,515 - [in unison] Mm...Mm...Mm...Mm... 286 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:34,558 - ♪