1 00:00:02,061 --> 00:00:06,997 2 00:00:06,999 --> 00:00:10,501 - [slurping] 3 00:00:12,426 --> 00:00:13,658 Ah, Friday night. 4 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:14,926 You survived another week of school. 5 00:00:14,928 --> 00:00:17,429 Now it's time to kick back, forget your troubles, 6 00:00:17,431 --> 00:00:20,965 and crack open a brand-new video game. 7 00:00:20,967 --> 00:00:21,866 [sniffs] 8 00:00:21,868 --> 00:00:23,501 Love that new-game smell. 9 00:00:23,503 --> 00:00:25,470 [sniffs] Wait a minute. 10 00:00:25,472 --> 00:00:27,572 [sniffs] Is that-- 11 00:00:27,574 --> 00:00:28,973 Oh, no! 12 00:00:28,975 --> 00:00:29,941 - Sniff, sniff. 13 00:00:29,943 --> 00:00:31,776 - Mom's expensive perfume, 14 00:00:31,778 --> 00:00:34,612 which can only mean one thing... 15 00:00:34,614 --> 00:00:36,448 date night... 16 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,583 which can only mean one other thing. 17 00:00:38,585 --> 00:00:41,886 - Lori's in charge! Do as she says! Bye! 18 00:00:41,888 --> 00:00:42,654 - No! 19 00:00:42,656 --> 00:00:43,922 [engine turning over, tires squeal] 20 00:00:43,924 --> 00:00:46,424 She gets a sick thrill from bossing us around. 21 00:00:46,426 --> 00:00:49,060 In this house, we call her the Queen of-- 22 00:00:49,062 --> 00:00:49,894 - No! 23 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:52,564 No music! No mud pies. 24 00:00:52,566 --> 00:00:53,665 No-- - Way! 25 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:55,033 That's totes cray-cray. 26 00:00:55,035 --> 00:00:56,968 - No phone calls! 27 00:00:56,970 --> 00:00:59,804 - And no video games! 28 00:00:59,806 --> 00:01:03,041 [militaristic music] 29 00:01:03,043 --> 00:01:05,443 30 00:01:05,445 --> 00:01:08,413 [whistle blows] 31 00:01:08,415 --> 00:01:08,947 At ease. 32 00:01:08,949 --> 00:01:13,718 Just kidding! Nobody is to be at ease in my presence! 33 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,488 As you know, Mom and Dad left me in charge. 34 00:01:16,490 --> 00:01:18,990 That means you have to do as I say, 35 00:01:18,992 --> 00:01:21,593 whether you're tall, short, or covered in fur 36 00:01:21,595 --> 00:01:25,497 and can only understand the word "sit." 37 00:01:28,868 --> 00:01:31,402 Now, here is our schedule for this evening. 38 00:01:31,404 --> 00:01:34,739 6:00 to 7:00--sitting on beds with arms folded. 39 00:01:34,741 --> 00:01:35,940 7:00 to 7:30--chow. 40 00:01:35,942 --> 00:01:38,743 7:30 to 8:00-- thorough cleaning of mess hall. 41 00:01:38,745 --> 00:01:42,514 8:00--staring at wall until falling asleep. 42 00:01:42,516 --> 00:01:43,615 Everyone got that? 43 00:01:43,617 --> 00:01:46,951 all: Ma'am, yes, ma'am! - Sir, yes, sir! 44 00:01:48,654 --> 00:01:50,855 - Dismissed! 45 00:01:56,896 --> 00:02:01,533 - Hey, Geo, want a snack, boy? 46 00:02:09,909 --> 00:02:11,643 [thud] 47 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,648 [thud] 48 00:02:17,149 --> 00:02:19,717 [stomach gurgles] 49 00:02:32,097 --> 00:02:33,565 - Leni, what are you doing? 50 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:36,834 - I'm not Leni. I'm wearing a scarf. 51 00:02:36,836 --> 00:02:42,073 - You've got five minutes to do your business. 52 00:02:42,075 --> 00:02:42,974 - This better be good. 53 00:02:42,976 --> 00:02:45,643 You know how much trouble we'll be in if Lori finds out 54 00:02:45,645 --> 00:02:46,678 we're not in our rooms? 55 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,013 - "Rooms"? More like prison cells! 56 00:02:49,015 --> 00:02:51,015 Every time Lori's left in charge, 57 00:02:51,017 --> 00:02:52,884 she makes our lives miserable. 58 00:02:52,886 --> 00:02:54,686 Well, I say no more! 59 00:02:54,688 --> 00:02:56,621 It's time to take back our Friday nights! 60 00:02:56,623 --> 00:03:01,426 Luna, do you like it when Lori unplugs your amp mid-jam? 61 00:03:01,428 --> 00:03:02,260 - It's way harsh. 62 00:03:02,262 --> 00:03:05,496 - And, Lana, how about when Lori throws out 63 00:03:05,498 --> 00:03:06,531 your mud pies? 64 00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:07,665 - I work hard on those. 65 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,467 - And, Lily, what about when Lori 66 00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:11,769 won't let you run around naked? 67 00:03:11,771 --> 00:03:13,004 - [blows raspberry] 68 00:03:13,006 --> 00:03:15,974 - Then let's do something about it! 69 00:03:15,976 --> 00:03:18,543 all: Yeah! 70 00:03:21,747 --> 00:03:23,681 [guitar chord blares] 71 00:03:23,683 --> 00:03:25,149 - [giggles] Hiya. 72 00:03:25,151 --> 00:03:27,051 - Lily, what are you-- 73 00:03:27,053 --> 00:03:29,187 [floorboards creak] 74 00:03:29,189 --> 00:03:31,122 [screams] 75 00:03:32,725 --> 00:03:35,593 Hey! What is going on? 76 00:03:35,595 --> 00:03:36,928 - Your power trip is over! 77 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:40,231 We're taking back our Friday nights. 78 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:41,733 - Power trip? 79 00:03:41,735 --> 00:03:42,500 - Just admit it. 80 00:03:42,502 --> 00:03:45,570 You get a sick thrill out of bossing us around. 81 00:03:45,572 --> 00:03:47,672 [all agreeing] 82 00:03:47,674 --> 00:03:48,906 - You think I enjoy this? 83 00:03:48,908 --> 00:03:52,076 Unfortunately, I'm the only one who can keep this house 84 00:03:52,078 --> 00:03:54,112 from ending up in a pile of rubble! 85 00:03:54,114 --> 00:03:56,848 It's not like any of you could do it. 86 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:59,751 - Yuh-huh, Lincoln could. - I could? 87 00:03:59,753 --> 00:04:04,022 all: We're thinkin' Lincoln! We're thinkin' Lincoln! 88 00:04:04,024 --> 00:04:05,089 - Lincoln in charge? 89 00:04:05,091 --> 00:04:08,559 Ha! He couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box. 90 00:04:08,561 --> 00:04:10,662 - [purrs and meows] [plop] 91 00:04:10,664 --> 00:04:14,532 - Oh, yeah? Challenge accepted! 92 00:04:14,534 --> 00:04:15,900 Take her away. 93 00:04:15,902 --> 00:04:18,803 - You won't last five minutes! 94 00:04:18,805 --> 00:04:21,706 [laughing maniacally] 95 00:04:21,708 --> 00:04:23,007 - Lola, guard this door. 96 00:04:23,009 --> 00:04:26,277 No one goes in. No one comes out. 97 00:04:28,981 --> 00:04:32,550 Say good-bye to the Queen of No... 98 00:04:32,818 --> 00:04:37,188 and hello to the King of Yes! 99 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:39,190 [all cheering] 100 00:04:39,192 --> 00:04:44,162 [guitar music] - Yes to music! 101 00:04:44,164 --> 00:04:45,129 Yes to mud! 102 00:04:45,131 --> 00:04:48,566 - Seriously? - Yes to phone calls! 103 00:04:48,568 --> 00:04:51,002 - And yes to video games. 104 00:04:51,004 --> 00:04:56,674 - Super Mega Brawlers Turbo Fighter 24! 105 00:04:56,676 --> 00:04:58,076 Round one, fight! 106 00:04:58,078 --> 00:05:00,144 [girl screams, crash] 107 00:05:00,146 --> 00:05:01,813 - [giggles] - Aah! Spider! 108 00:05:01,815 --> 00:05:03,881 - Ha. Okay, have fun. - [screams] 109 00:05:03,883 --> 00:05:06,818 - [giggles] - Just don't get too crazy. 110 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:10,254 [guitar blares] 111 00:05:10,256 --> 00:05:15,093 Rad sounds! Maybe not so loud! 112 00:05:15,095 --> 00:05:17,228 ♪ 113 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:19,864 [video game sound effects] 114 00:05:19,866 --> 00:05:21,933 [smoke alarm blaring] 115 00:05:21,935 --> 00:05:23,000 [yelps] 116 00:05:23,002 --> 00:05:27,205 [rock music] 117 00:05:27,207 --> 00:05:27,905 What was that? 118 00:05:27,907 --> 00:05:32,276 - It's science. You wouldn't understand. 119 00:05:32,278 --> 00:05:34,245 Aah! 120 00:05:34,247 --> 00:05:37,648 - Just keep it on a leash. 121 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:39,350 [crash] 122 00:05:39,352 --> 00:05:41,285 123 00:05:41,287 --> 00:05:43,888 - [squeals, babbling] 124 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:45,757 - [yelps] Lily! 125 00:05:45,759 --> 00:05:48,760 Stop! - [giggles] 126 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:50,628 - [sighs] 127 00:05:51,897 --> 00:05:54,132 Lana! You can't fish in there. 128 00:05:54,134 --> 00:05:56,701 Those are pets 129 00:05:56,703 --> 00:05:58,669 - [squeals] 130 00:06:02,908 --> 00:06:04,642 Lynn, what are you doing? 131 00:06:04,644 --> 00:06:06,644 - Can't ride a dirt bike without dirt. 132 00:06:06,646 --> 00:06:08,913 - Give me that bucket! 133 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:15,920 [all giggling] 134 00:06:20,259 --> 00:06:22,059 Hmm. 135 00:06:22,061 --> 00:06:24,128 [whistling] 136 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:27,298 - Hi, exterminator guy! Do you do spiders? 137 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:30,168 Ew! What about water snakes? 138 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:31,969 - [giggles] 139 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:37,241 - Lucy, what are you doing with all those diapers? 140 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:38,242 - [screams] 141 00:06:38,244 --> 00:06:40,912 - Incoming. - [yelps] 142 00:06:40,914 --> 00:06:42,246 [whistling] 143 00:06:42,248 --> 00:06:46,150 Diaper wall breach! 144 00:06:46,152 --> 00:06:47,185 - [giggles] 145 00:06:47,187 --> 00:06:51,122 - For those about to rock! 146 00:06:53,358 --> 00:06:57,395 - Luna! No! 147 00:06:57,397 --> 00:07:01,899 [guitar chord blares] 148 00:07:01,901 --> 00:07:02,834 - Lincoln in charge? 149 00:07:02,836 --> 00:07:09,941 [echoing] Ha! He couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box. 150 00:07:09,943 --> 00:07:11,342 [plop] - [meows] 151 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:14,946 - Oh, really, Cliff? 152 00:07:14,948 --> 00:07:16,347 [kettle whistling] 153 00:07:16,349 --> 00:07:18,082 - No guitar playing! 154 00:07:18,084 --> 00:07:19,917 No food fights! 155 00:07:19,919 --> 00:07:20,985 No dirt bikes! 156 00:07:20,987 --> 00:07:23,120 And no science experiments! 157 00:07:23,122 --> 00:07:24,055 [explosion] 158 00:07:24,057 --> 00:07:26,090 - Who do you think you are... 159 00:07:26,092 --> 00:07:28,793 Lori? [laughs] 160 00:07:28,795 --> 00:07:30,161 [all laughing] 161 00:07:30,163 --> 00:07:33,030 [engine revving] 162 00:07:33,932 --> 00:07:35,299 - No, I'm not-- 163 00:07:35,301 --> 00:07:37,435 Lori! 164 00:07:37,437 --> 00:07:38,469 - Hey! No one goes in! 165 00:07:38,471 --> 00:07:41,305 No one comes out! Boss' orders! 166 00:07:41,307 --> 00:07:44,141 - Those were my orders! Let me in! 167 00:07:44,143 --> 00:07:46,777 - I'm gonna need you to step back, sir. 168 00:07:46,779 --> 00:07:50,848 - Sorry about this, Lola. [screams] 169 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:51,883 [smack] 170 00:07:51,885 --> 00:07:53,284 [dog barks] 171 00:07:53,286 --> 00:07:56,821 - Uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry, Lincoln. 172 00:07:56,823 --> 00:07:57,788 Anyone else? 173 00:07:57,790 --> 00:08:00,191 I didn't think so! 174 00:08:00,193 --> 00:08:02,260 - [grunts] 175 00:08:02,262 --> 00:08:04,428 Geo! Want a treat, boy? 176 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:05,997 They're in my back pocket. 177 00:08:05,999 --> 00:08:08,132 Come on! Get 'em! 178 00:08:08,134 --> 00:08:09,333 Little more. 179 00:08:09,335 --> 00:08:12,737 - [chomps] - Yow! Too far. 180 00:08:12,739 --> 00:08:14,906 Good boy. 181 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:16,807 [grunts] Lori! Lori! 182 00:08:16,809 --> 00:08:20,745 - Ha! I knew you wouldn't last five minutes. 183 00:08:20,747 --> 00:08:24,115 - It's only been five minutes? 184 00:08:24,117 --> 00:08:27,151 It's a mad house down there! You got to help me! 185 00:08:27,153 --> 00:08:31,789 - Nah, I'm thinkin' Lincoln. You handle it. 186 00:08:31,791 --> 00:08:34,959 - I can't! You're the only one who can keep this house 187 00:08:34,961 --> 00:08:37,228 from ending up in a pile of rubble... 188 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:40,164 [fireworks whistling] 189 00:08:40,166 --> 00:08:41,332 Or ashes. - And? 190 00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:44,001 - I couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box. 191 00:08:44,003 --> 00:08:45,403 - And? - I'm sorry. 192 00:08:45,405 --> 00:08:50,775 - That's all I needed to hear. Let's roll. 193 00:08:51,109 --> 00:08:53,811 - I don't know how to get past her. 194 00:08:53,813 --> 00:08:55,980 She's an animal. 195 00:08:57,449 --> 00:09:00,318 - Glitter! 196 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,554 - Glitter. Nice. 197 00:09:04,423 --> 00:09:05,189 - See what I mean? 198 00:09:05,191 --> 00:09:08,926 [all giggling, engine revving, guitar blaring] 199 00:09:08,928 --> 00:09:10,294 - Observe. 200 00:09:10,296 --> 00:09:11,095 [whistle blows] 201 00:09:11,097 --> 00:09:13,864 Mom and Dad are gonna be home in ten minutes! 202 00:09:13,866 --> 00:09:16,500 [all shouting indistinctly] 203 00:09:16,502 --> 00:09:17,234 - Brilliant. 204 00:09:17,236 --> 00:09:19,971 - Yeah, you learn a few tricks as you get older. 205 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:20,905 [cell phone rings] 206 00:09:20,907 --> 00:09:24,508 Hello? Uh-huh. Sure. Okay. Bye. 207 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:25,910 - Who was that? - Mom and Dad. 208 00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:27,244 They're gonna be home in ten minutes. 209 00:09:27,246 --> 00:09:29,880 - What are we gonna do? - I got this. 210 00:09:29,882 --> 00:09:32,316 Luna, a little clean-up music? 211 00:09:32,318 --> 00:09:34,118 - You got it, sis! 212 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,020 One, two, three! 213 00:09:36,022 --> 00:09:37,121 [whistle blows] 214 00:09:37,123 --> 00:09:40,224 [rock music] 215 00:09:40,226 --> 00:09:48,566 216 00:10:07,352 --> 00:10:11,622 Good night, Loud House! 217 00:10:11,624 --> 00:10:15,059 [vehicle approaching, brakes squeal] 218 00:10:15,061 --> 00:10:16,394 - [gasps] The wall! 219 00:10:16,396 --> 00:10:19,030 [keys jingle] 220 00:10:19,032 --> 00:10:20,865 Lori, catch! 221 00:10:22,234 --> 00:10:25,169 - Wow! I can't believe the house is still standing! 222 00:10:25,171 --> 00:10:28,472 - What'd you expect? Lori's in charge. 223 00:10:28,474 --> 00:10:30,508 - So what are you guys up to? 224 00:10:30,510 --> 00:10:32,943 - Oh, we were just about to play a video game. 225 00:10:32,945 --> 00:10:34,578 You can't say no all the time. 226 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:37,081 - Ooh, and look at this lovely piece of food-art 227 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:40,151 the kids made. [video game sound effects] 228 00:10:40,153 --> 00:10:44,889 - [screams] What happened to my golf club? 229 00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,559 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 230 00:10:48,561 --> 00:10:50,428 ♪ May sound bad, but ain't the case ♪ 231 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:53,297 ♪ In the Loud House - ♪ Loud House 232 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:55,466 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 233 00:10:55,468 --> 00:11:00,371 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud House ♪ 234 00:11:00,373 --> 00:11:01,405 - ♪ Loud House 235 00:11:01,407 --> 00:11:02,973 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 236 00:11:02,975 --> 00:11:04,341 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 237 00:11:04,343 --> 00:11:05,643 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee 238 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:07,144 ♪ Never any privacy 239 00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:09,313 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 240 00:11:09,315 --> 00:11:12,216 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 241 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:14,351 ♪ In the Loud House