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♪
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- [slurping]
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Ah, Friday night.
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You survived
another week of school.
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Now it's time to kick back,
forget your troubles,
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and crack open
a brand-new video game.
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[sniffs]
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Love that new-game smell.
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[sniffs]
Wait a minute.
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[sniffs]
Is that--
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Oh, no!
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- Sniff, sniff.
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- Mom's expensive perfume,
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which can only mean one thing...
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date night...
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which can only mean
one other thing.
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- Lori's in charge!
Do as she says! Bye!
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- No!
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[engine turning over,
tires squeal]
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She gets a sick thrill
from bossing us around.
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In this house,
we call her the Queen of--
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- No!
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No music!
No mud pies.
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No--
- Way!
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That's totes cray-cray.
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- No phone calls!
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- And no video games!
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[militaristic music]
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♪
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[whistle blows]
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At ease.
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Just kidding! Nobody is
to be at ease in my presence!
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As you know,
Mom and Dad left me in charge.
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That means you have
to do as I say,
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whether you're tall, short,
or covered in fur
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and can only understand
the word "sit."
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Now, here is our schedule
for this evening.
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6:00 to 7:00--sitting on beds
with arms folded.
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7:00 to 7:30--chow.
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7:30 to 8:00--
thorough cleaning of mess hall.
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8:00--staring at wall
until falling asleep.
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Everyone got that?
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all: Ma'am, yes, ma'am!
- Sir, yes, sir!
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- Dismissed!
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- Hey, Geo,
want a snack, boy?
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[thud]
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[thud]
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[stomach gurgles]
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- Leni, what are you doing?
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- I'm not Leni.
I'm wearing a scarf.
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- You've got five minutes
to do your business.
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- This better be good.
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You know how much trouble
we'll be in if Lori finds out
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we're not in our rooms?
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- "Rooms"?
More like prison cells!
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Every time Lori's left
in charge,
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she makes our lives miserable.
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Well, I say no more!
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It's time to take back
our Friday nights!
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Luna, do you like it when Lori
unplugs your amp mid-jam?
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- It's way harsh.
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- And, Lana,
how about when Lori throws out
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your mud pies?
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- I work hard on those.
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- And, Lily,
what about when Lori
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won't let you run
around naked?
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- [blows raspberry]
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- Then let's do something
about it!
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all: Yeah!
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[guitar chord blares]
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- [giggles]
Hiya.
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- Lily, what are you--
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[floorboards creak]
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[screams]
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Hey!
What is going on?
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- Your power trip is over!
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We're taking back
our Friday nights.
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- Power trip?
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- Just admit it.
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You get a sick thrill
out of bossing us around.
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[all agreeing]
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- You think I enjoy this?
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Unfortunately, I'm the only one
who can keep this house
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from ending up
in a pile of rubble!
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It's not like
any of you could do it.
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- Yuh-huh, Lincoln could.
- I could?
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all: We're thinkin' Lincoln!
We're thinkin' Lincoln!
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- Lincoln in charge?
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Ha! He couldn't lead Cliff
to the litter box.
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- [purrs and meows]
[plop]
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- Oh, yeah?
Challenge accepted!
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Take her away.
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- You won't last five minutes!
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[laughing maniacally]
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- Lola, guard this door.
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No one goes in.
No one comes out.
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Say good-bye
to the Queen of No...
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and hello
to the King of Yes!
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[all cheering]
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[guitar music]
- Yes to music!
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Yes to mud!
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- Seriously?
- Yes to phone calls!
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- And yes to video games.
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- Super Mega Brawlers
Turbo Fighter 24!
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Round one, fight!
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[girl screams, crash]
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- [giggles]
- Aah! Spider!
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- Ha. Okay, have fun.
- [screams]
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- [giggles]
- Just don't get too crazy.
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[guitar blares]
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Rad sounds!
Maybe not so loud!
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♪
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[video game sound effects]
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[smoke alarm blaring]
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[yelps]
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[rock music]
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What was that?
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- It's science.
You wouldn't understand.
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Aah!
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- Just keep it on a leash.
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[crash]
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♪
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- [squeals, babbling]
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- [yelps]
Lily!
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Stop!
- [giggles]
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- [sighs]
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Lana!
You can't fish in there.
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Those are pets
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- [squeals]
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Lynn, what are you doing?
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- Can't ride a dirt bike
without dirt.
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- Give me that bucket!
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[all giggling]
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Hmm.
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[whistling]
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- Hi, exterminator guy!
Do you do spiders?
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Ew!
What about water snakes?
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- [giggles]
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- Lucy, what are you doing
with all those diapers?
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- [screams]
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- Incoming.
- [yelps]
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[whistling]
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Diaper wall breach!
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- [giggles]
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- For those about to rock!
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- Luna!
No!
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[guitar chord blares]
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- Lincoln in charge?
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[echoing] Ha! He couldn't lead
Cliff to the litter box.
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[plop]
- [meows]
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- Oh, really, Cliff?
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[kettle whistling]
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- No guitar playing!
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No food fights!
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No dirt bikes!
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And no science experiments!
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[explosion]
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- Who do you think
you are...
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Lori?
[laughs]
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[all laughing]
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[engine revving]
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- No, I'm not--
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Lori!
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- Hey!
No one goes in!
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No one comes out!
Boss' orders!
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- Those were my orders!
Let me in!
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- I'm gonna need you
to step back, sir.
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- Sorry about this, Lola.
[screams]
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[smack]
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[dog barks]
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- Uh, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, Lincoln.
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Anyone else?
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I didn't think so!
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- [grunts]
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Geo!
Want a treat, boy?
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They're in my back pocket.
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Come on!
Get 'em!
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Little more.
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- [chomps]
- Yow! Too far.
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Good boy.
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[grunts]
Lori! Lori!
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- Ha! I knew you wouldn't last
five minutes.
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- It's only been five minutes?
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It's a mad house down there!
You got to help me!
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- Nah, I'm thinkin' Lincoln.
You handle it.
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- I can't! You're the only one
who can keep this house
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from ending up
in a pile of rubble...
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[fireworks whistling]
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Or ashes.
- And?
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- I couldn't lead Cliff
to the litter box.
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- And?
- I'm sorry.
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- That's all I needed to hear.
Let's roll.
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- I don't know
how to get past her.
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She's an animal.
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- Glitter!
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- Glitter.
Nice.
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- See what I mean?
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[all giggling, engine revving,
guitar blaring]
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- Observe.
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[whistle blows]
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Mom and Dad are gonna be home
in ten minutes!
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[all shouting indistinctly]
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- Brilliant.
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- Yeah, you learn a few tricks
as you get older.
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[cell phone rings]
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Hello? Uh-huh.
Sure. Okay. Bye.
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- Who was that?
- Mom and Dad.
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They're gonna be home
in ten minutes.
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- What are we gonna do?
- I got this.
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Luna, a little clean-up music?
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- You got it, sis!
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One, two, three!
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[whistle blows]
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[rock music]
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♪
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Good night, Loud House!
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[vehicle approaching,
brakes squeal]
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- [gasps]
The wall!
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[keys jingle]
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Lori, catch!
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- Wow! I can't believe
the house is still standing!
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- What'd you expect?
Lori's in charge.
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- So what are you guys up to?
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- Oh, we were just about
to play a video game.
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You can't say no
all the time.
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- Ooh, and look at this
lovely piece of food-art
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the kids made.
[video game sound effects]
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- [screams]
What happened to my golf club?
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- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
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♪ May sound bad,
but ain't the case ♪
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♪ In the Loud House
- ♪ Loud House
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- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
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♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud House ♪
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- ♪ Loud House
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♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
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♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
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♪ Stand in line to take a pee
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♪ Never any privacy
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♪ Chaos with 11 kids
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♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
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♪ In the Loud House