1 00:00:06,257 --> 00:00:07,800 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,428 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,722 ♪ Yeah ♪ 4 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:14,056 Oh, that looks good. 5 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,641 - Beychella? - Quadchella. 6 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:17,768 The triplets' 17th birthday version. 7 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:19,812 Triplets? Aren't there four? 8 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,206 Well, Olive's birthday is tomorrow. 9 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,565 She was born after midnight. 10 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,817 Anyway... I'm... 11 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,362 I'm going with Killian, 12 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:29,739 as in, like, on a date. 13 00:00:29,822 --> 00:00:31,240 We're dating. Sort of. 14 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,992 We're not surprised. 15 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:35,161 The video he posted of you was so adorable. 16 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,204 You creeped his profile? 17 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:39,099 What kind of parents would we be if we didn't? 18 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:40,708 We'll unpack how you're drawn 19 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,151 to family figures when we get home. 20 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,919 Oh, so we're fine with me dating now 21 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:45,838 after wanting to send me to Bible camp? 22 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:47,721 It was the only one we could book last minute. 23 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,234 Now, if you'd have sexted a Junior Prof 24 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,051 earlier in the year, 25 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:53,220 we could've packed you off to swim camp. 26 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,115 Never wanted you not to date, just wanted better judgement. 27 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:57,224 Now dating boys your age 28 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,202 can still have its challenges. They're all prefrontal cortex 29 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,270 with poor impulse control and poor hygiene... 30 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,606 Hey, what's more psychologically disturbing? 31 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,775 Baby head in the toilet or random limbs? 32 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,152 It's the head, right? It's gotta be the head. 33 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,279 I thought we were done with horror pranks. 34 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,299 Yeah, Whoreen said that someone from “Payne Realty” 35 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,116 is coming by to look at the cabin, 36 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,035 so I figure if we let Murder Manor's 37 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,745 natural gore core shine through 38 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,828 then maybe we got a shot at renting it next summer. 39 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,457 Why don't you put an offer in? 40 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,083 Girl, if I had that kind of cash... 41 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,376 Yeah, but Maisy does, right? 42 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,170 Show Maisy the trust. 43 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,005 I know you were saving it for a big play 44 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,066 but she might help if she thinks that her dream reno 45 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,802 - all comes to us one day. - It might persuade her 46 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,595 to buy us out. 47 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,932 Ah man... that would be enough for a down payment. 48 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,023 Lock up your spouse. 49 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:48,275 Jayne Payne will sell da house! 50 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,861 Still workshopping my tagline. 51 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:53,781 Jayne, you're Payne Realty? 52 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,408 Yeah, Payne is my maiden name. 53 00:01:56,492 --> 00:02:00,371 No pain, all gain. With Jayne... not bad. 54 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,997 Well, since when did real estate 55 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,332 become your side hustle? 56 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,292 It used to be my main hustle 57 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:07,837 but then the girls came and I had to get out of the life. 58 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,588 It just... it took too much. 59 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:11,465 But there's been some local interest 60 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:13,759 and Whoreen asked if I could help and so I thought... 61 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:15,845 “Let's see if she can still dance.” 62 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:18,931 Teesa's posts 63 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,934 made this space look like a lot cuter. 64 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,436 Yeah, we just took all of our stuff down 65 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,939 so this is the cabin's original charm. 66 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,692 - Is that blood splatter? - It's not fresh. 67 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:31,193 Oh. Okay... 68 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:36,448 Show Maisy the trust. 69 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,409 Honesty is the way to go. 70 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,035 Yeah, it's also a long shot. 71 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:45,040 Oh, you found Rosemary's baby head! 72 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,839 - Maiser! - Ow. 73 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,010 What are you doing to my favourite shorts? 74 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,469 I'm fixing a button. 75 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,056 You're letting them out? 76 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,809 I... I told you that following Opal 77 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:06,645 on his patisserie journey would have consequences. 78 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:09,523 I was supposed to roll the dough, not become it. 79 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:12,484 No, no, no, no. No fatphobic talk, okay? 80 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:16,030 Pro athletes have such unrealistic beauty standards. 81 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:20,034 Long flow, washboard abs, dumptruck ass... 82 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,329 No man has all three. 83 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:27,333 I just... pulled my back doing a baby gym session. 84 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:30,377 Tiltapalooza's next week and how can I defend my title? 85 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,588 You suck it up and suck it in. 86 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,548 Go have a shvitz at Ulrika's 87 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,050 and loosen that back up. 88 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,261 Because I married a ten time champion. 89 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,263 Thanks, babe. 90 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:45,851 Hello. 91 00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:47,144 Oh. 92 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,563 What do you want? 93 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,359 Um... So... Um... 94 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,416 Dad never told me about a trust. 95 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,918 Probably 'cause he's not your dad 96 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,128 but the long and the short of it is... 97 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:15,506 the cottage is mine. 98 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:27,726 But... Derrick left the cottage to me. 99 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:28,978 Yes, correct. 100 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,188 But once you leave it or kick it, 101 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,648 the cottage comes to me. 102 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,108 Oh, well, I don't plan 103 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,901 on kicking it any time soon, so... 104 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:37,152 Maisy, this is not about us. 105 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:38,904 This is about the kids. 106 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:41,657 And this document says that any money that you spend 107 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,368 on the cottage goes to Billie, not Killian and Opal. 108 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,955 Which is why I'm proposing 109 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,915 that you buy me out 110 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,001 for half the cottage's current value. 111 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,253 Which would be cheaper than post-reno 112 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,630 and it'll let me put an offer on the murder cabin. 113 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,425 And then, maybe, Maisy, we can just put 114 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,969 all this family drama shit behind us. 115 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,471 I appreciate you telling me. 116 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,682 Why don't we just go down to the dock and discuss it? 117 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:07,975 So you can drown me? 118 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,351 Not if you push me first. 119 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:10,728 I'll just grab us some coffee. 120 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,896 Okay. All right. 121 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,732 But Billie knows where I am 122 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:15,917 just in case anything happens. 123 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:16,984 Duly noted. 124 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,277 Are you still four creams? 125 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,945 Black. 126 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:22,281 Actually, two, lactose free if you've got it 127 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,408 or oat, almond in a pinch is fine. 128 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:26,702 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 129 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,997 Honesty is the way to go. 130 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,603 Dammit. 131 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,108 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, Jupiter ♪ 132 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:02,237 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, Jupiter... ♪ 133 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:10,454 Smile! Just... yeah... 134 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,914 Hey! 135 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,373 Wai... wait. Just one sec. 136 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,125 - We'll do you in a second. - 17! 137 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:16,919 Can Olive not be in this picture, please? 138 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,682 There we go, Olive, go ahead, get in there. 139 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:19,963 Okay. 140 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,965 All right. Looks good. 141 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,759 I feel a little bit underdressed 142 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,010 next to the Queen B. 143 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:26,720 Oh, shut it. 144 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,573 Your Jared Leto is full fashion meth realness. 145 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,641 They wish they looked so hot. 146 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,809 Hello. 147 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:33,894 Early birthday gift. 148 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,563 Can-do-nabis. 149 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,274 That is so sweet, I hate it. 150 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:43,612 Hey! 151 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,656 Well. 152 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,533 I would like to say a few words. 153 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:52,287 My baby girls are 17, now. 154 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:54,915 Almost womans... 155 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,417 practically DJs. 156 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,383 Do not take this time in your life for granted. 157 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,970 You have got to cherish these ragers without hangovers. 158 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:11,723 Okay. 159 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,979 And don't forget to party the fuck on! 160 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,772 Woo! 161 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,858 - But party safe. Obviously. - Okay, thanks, Daddy. 162 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,252 Let's wrap it up. - Hey, hey, hey, 163 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,527 have you seen your mom? 164 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,820 She left early this morning. 165 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,238 Okay, no boomers at Quadchella. 166 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,157 She won't take my calls. 167 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,909 Don't forget water. Drink lots of water, okay? 168 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,846 - You got it. - The answer is always water! 169 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,663 - Love you, Daddy! - Bye-yee! 170 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,266 I'm not cleaning up anyone's puke! 171 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,416 Except my own. 172 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,959 All right, people. 173 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,713 Let the magic begin. 174 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,133 You know, when I dropped that trust bomb, 175 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,056 I half-expected you to come at me with a knife. 176 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,678 It's too messy. 177 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,847 They say that poison is a woman's weapon. 178 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:56,101 All right, little bro. Dad wouldn't want us fighting. 179 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:57,269 Still, not your dad. 180 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,313 But it is my cottage. 181 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,315 So respectfully, I have to decline your offer. 182 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,150 It's not an offer. 183 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,277 I'm allowing you, graciously, 184 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,280 to buy me out so you can tear down my family cottage 185 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,824 and build some Muskoka afterbirth with a fugly turret. 186 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:13,160 It's a Lighthouse gable and it's not cheap. 187 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,579 Neither is reclaimed wood, marble countertops 188 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,039 and Opal's trips to Milan. 189 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,625 We are not in a position to buy you out. 190 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,418 But... 191 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:25,464 maybe, we could redo the bunkie. 192 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:26,590 Yeah? 193 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,444 Because... I mean, I'd have to approve the floor plan. 194 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,803 And I've always really wanted a fire pole, and like, maybe 195 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,889 a dumbwaiter or a hot waiter or... No, Maisy, wait. 196 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,307 This is not a negotiation. 197 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,475 All right? 198 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,893 If you don't buy me out, 199 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,186 then everything goes to Billie. 200 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,562 You have no idea 201 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,022 what goes into cottage ownership. 202 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,815 It takes commitment, it takes work, 203 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,150 concepts that you struggle with. 204 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,526 You can't poison me 205 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,195 with your words or your dairy. 206 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,655 I know this was real cream. 207 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:55,452 I really wish you hadn't done that. 208 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,954 What the fuck! 209 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,914 That was part of a really cute set. 210 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,624 You brought a bone saw? 211 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,876 It's for drywall, you amateur. 212 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,215 You detached the dock? 213 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,818 Had to make sure you wouldn't run away. 214 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:13,220 Yeah, the grown ups are at the Boathouse 215 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,596 and the kids are at Quadchella 216 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,598 so it's just you and me, baby. 217 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,226 And our little trust issue. 218 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:23,188 Help. 219 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,403 Today, we honour my sisters' 17th birthday 220 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,862 and the liminal space 221 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:32,864 between adolescence and adulthood. 222 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:34,324 As your Shrooman, 223 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,888 I will guide you through today's trip. 224 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:37,411 There are only three rules. 225 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,246 One, stay with friends. 226 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,206 Two, stay in nature. 227 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:43,625 And three... stay hydrated. 228 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,837 Ew. This tastes like trash. 229 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,964 Yeah, it's poison, not truffles. 230 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,010 Don't worry. 231 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,773 I secretly micro-dose them every Christmas. 232 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,603 And it's the only time they ever show empathy. 233 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,687 Are we really doing this? 234 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,399 Studies show psilocybin has therapeutic benefits. 235 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,776 Cures depression, PTSD. 236 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,158 Let's take our medicine. 237 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:19,619 Cheers. 238 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,546 Mm... 239 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,134 ♪ And feel the heat ♪ 240 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,345 ♪ Straight on the street ♪ 241 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,431 ♪ So fresh So fine, all mine... ♪ 242 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,102 So crazy how we're all, like... 243 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,521 connected. 244 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:47,773 You know what I mean? 245 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:49,775 See? 246 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:50,942 Empathy. 247 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,862 Why has everyone gone full Midsommar 248 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,031 and I feel... nothing? 249 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,325 Same. 250 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,411 - And we ate a ton of pizza. - Yeah. 251 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,705 Food slows absorption rate, 252 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,123 anticipation, too. 253 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,959 Relax. It'll happen. 254 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,421 You're, like, low key 255 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,633 my favourite, favourite sister! 256 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,344 - Whoa! - Hi. 257 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,804 - Everything... - Hi. 258 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,555 Everything has a heartbeat. 259 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:29,523 The step-crushins are totally gonna bone. 260 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,024 Stop that. 261 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,609 Okay, let's go. 262 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,945 - Where? - To get some privacy. 263 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,363 Really? What? 264 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,490 Don't over think it. 265 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,033 What... Well, I mean... 266 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,162 I mean we should maybe overthink it a little bit. 267 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,497 I don't want to pull a Justin. 268 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,708 I mean... 269 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,671 you can pull out but things do happen fast, 270 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,256 faster than maybe you want... 271 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,216 Okay, stop before I pull out, right now. 272 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,761 We'll get some condoms, then some privacy. 273 00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,473 ♪ If you wanna take it ♪ 274 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,648 Hey, Riley! 275 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,942 I am honoured. 276 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,777 What brings Queen Bey to the woods? 277 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:18,280 Your note at the Gas & Go said you'd be back in five? 278 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,365 I got a hot tip from a buddy of Highway Patrol 279 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,284 that a swan got clipped around here. 280 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,079 So if I find it, I can finally finish the season five finale. 281 00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,923 Any chance you could open up the shop for us? 282 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,666 We were just getting snacks and... 283 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,293 Condoms. 284 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,586 Whoa. 285 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:34,880 Big day. 286 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,591 It's too bad, the Hendersons, 287 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,259 they cleared us out this morning. 288 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,470 But Saggy B and Whoreen don't live too far away. 289 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,913 I'm sure they would help the cause. 290 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,639 Killian could should you. 291 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,976 You... you want me to just ask them. 292 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,562 Well... Ulrika's really been pushing her Womb Wash. 293 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,636 Apparently it works on chickens. 294 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,251 We just have to ask to use the Hendersons' bathroom, 295 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,776 grab a few and bounce. 296 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,445 What? A few? 297 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,363 First times always require a second act. 298 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,783 But... just leave a few for Saggy B. 299 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,161 STI's are tearing through the senior's community. 300 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:10,957 It's not funny, guys. 301 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,209 It's a serious problem. 302 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,543 Sure. 303 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,424 You two are tripping balls. 304 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,550 Come on. 305 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,138 Don't tell Justin, okay? 306 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,848 That's gonna get weird. 307 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,016 Yup. 308 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,687 You can't just bring someone on a dock, Maisy. 309 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,731 I mean, this is entrapment! 310 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,233 You're free to leave. 311 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,817 Well, yeah but I just... 312 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,277 I've never been this far out before 313 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,779 without a pool noodle. 314 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,573 You better hurry. Storm's a-comin'. 315 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,117 Yes, because you poisoned me with dairy. 316 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,662 Not just dairy. 317 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,223 No, you're just... you're just messing with me. 318 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,624 This is just... this is just anxiety, 319 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,293 a little bit of coffee... and my EBS. 320 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,355 - Excitable Bowel Syndrome... - EBS is real, Maisy! 321 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,922 - Is not a thing. - Look it up! 322 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,591 Just hold on, just... 323 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,102 I'm just gonna hold on. I'm gonna hold it in. 324 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,013 That's fine. I'm fine. 325 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,349 I can swim to shore in a tight ten. 326 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,725 I'll have a boat here in five. 327 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,018 You tear up that trust 328 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,478 and the throne is yours in 20... 329 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,313 No! You can't erase me 330 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,399 and you can't erase Billie... 331 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,694 who's the real grandchild and Dad's trust confirms it. 332 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,196 Blood is thicker than water. 333 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,282 Is that what you tell Billie's parents? 334 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,242 Ugh! God! 335 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,244 Maisy, all I am asking for, here, 336 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,662 is what's rightfully mine. 337 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,289 - Yours? - Yes! 338 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,791 I earned every square inch of that cottage. 339 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,335 I turned this place from a racist fridge magnet 340 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,753 into the next Muskoka. 341 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,672 And I did it with the entire Lake 342 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,008 thinking that I slept with my stepdad to get it! 343 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,635 While his sad, gay son gave up his baby 344 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,429 and his 32 inch waist, 345 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,723 I was being crucified while you were in Australia 346 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,725 getting your micro dick sucked by a Hemsworth. 347 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,270 A Coffs Harbour Hemsworth, they're not the same. 348 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,980 I have bent 349 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,107 these generational mouth breathers to my will. 350 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,030 And I think it's really adorable that you think 351 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,962 you can come in here and take what's rightfully mine 352 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,362 just because your granddaddy 353 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,031 built some shit shack on the Lake. 354 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,868 I am going to tear that baby to the studs 355 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,495 and build an Architectural Digest centerfold. 356 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,624 Goldie and Kurt are gonna lose it. 357 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,168 Well, it sounds gorge and I can't wait 358 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,545 to inherit it when you die because the only thing 359 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,214 that I'm dissolving is a Tums in water. 360 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,341 Do you have any? 361 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,636 Do you really think that you and your excitable bowel 362 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:28,887 can outlive me? 363 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,098 - I'm younger. - I'm stronger. 364 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,808 I've had to shit since we got here 365 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,352 but nobody tells me what to do. 366 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,853 Not even my own asshole. 367 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,813 Oh no. 368 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,857 Oh, my God. 369 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,400 Oh, my God, no, it's coming. 370 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,235 Oh, my God, Maisy, it's coming. 371 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,363 Then, get in the Lake. 372 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,870 - Hi! Hi ya, kids. - Hi. 373 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,208 We... we were on a hike 374 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,168 and I needed to use the bathroom. 375 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,712 Of course, sweetie, down the hall. 376 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,506 If it's brown... 377 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,341 Flush it down. 378 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,259 Cool windchime. 379 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,845 It was my mother's favourite... 380 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,764 before she died of a broken heart. 381 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,266 And cirrhosis. 382 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,727 How do the colours do that, though? 383 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,020 It looks like they're dancing. 384 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,316 I think you've had too much sun, dear. 385 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,819 Go and get Billie something to drink. 386 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,487 Yeah. 387 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,492 I got it. Let's go. 388 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,910 Oh, oh, bye. 389 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,790 Is that my bathrobe? 390 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,920 What's up with this? 391 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,172 Never seen you here this early. 392 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,385 Huh. Uh-oh. 393 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,928 Trouble in paradise? 394 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,722 No, no, it's all good. 395 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:54,889 You know, the kids are good. 396 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,517 Maisy's good, but... 397 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,229 You ever wish you could stop time? 398 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,982 It's not a wish, bud, sunk a boatload 399 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,358 into some time machine startups. 400 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,651 Just waitin' to cash in. 401 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,698 It's like... when did our bodies stop playing fair? 402 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,452 Dude, we're as young as we feel. 403 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,538 Hey, take your last season. 404 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,040 You weren't scoring. 405 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,584 They cut your ice time. 406 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,295 But did you leave the party? 407 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,796 Uh-uh. Yeah. 408 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,423 You handled that noise. 409 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,884 That is why you are Vic-The-Stick. 410 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,510 Yup. 411 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,472 Hey! Who gives a fuck what people say, anyway? 412 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,639 Most of us. 413 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,600 Oh no, 414 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,602 you are not pooping on my dock. 415 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,061 Get your ass in the Lake. 416 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,688 No, I'm a home pooper. 417 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,149 And there's this tiny Amazonian catfish 418 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,109 that can lodge itself in your urethra. 419 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,903 You come to my house 420 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,654 and you try to extort my cottage. 421 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,240 You throw my triple glazed French mug into the water 422 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,825 and yet you're the victim. 423 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,368 Justin is always the victim. 424 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,537 You knew I was lactose intolerant! 425 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,122 “Oh, I'm gay, 426 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,291 I gave up my baby, I can't do dairy." 427 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,168 Everybody feel sorry for Justin. 428 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,461 You know what? 429 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,670 Justin never does the work. 430 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,339 Like you did? 431 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,633 Sucking up to a racist homophobe like my dad? 432 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,301 And who cured him of that? 433 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,594 - Me! - Yes, 434 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,429 a cis straight white woman 435 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,593 who's never been affected by any of that in her life. 436 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,433 And I did it before I turned 30. 437 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,018 You know what? 438 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,062 I was really hoping that when I saw you 439 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,855 at the boathouse barbecue, 440 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,374 things would be different between us. 441 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,234 All I ever wanted was a big sister. 442 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,528 And all I ever wanted was to not come second 443 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,071 to a talking mudslide. 444 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,823 Oh, I'll show you a mudslide! 445 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,367 What? No, no, no! That... 446 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,619 Don't you dare. Don't pull your pants down. 447 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,747 That was hand woven in Marseille. 448 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,416 Oh! 449 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,044 The vibes are weird. 450 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,505 Something's wrong. 451 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,149 Who invited the kids to Quadchella? 452 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,050 Oh no. They aged backwards. 453 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,427 It's the only logical explanation. 454 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,513 See, the triplets. 455 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,181 That is what happens 456 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,625 when you appropriate fairy culture. 457 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,143 Oh no... it's Olive. 458 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,688 And Lil Wayne. 459 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,734 We have to re-bigulate them. 460 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,325 How do we turn you back, Lil Wayne? 461 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,535 Water! 462 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,870 That's it. Remember? 463 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,037 Wayne told us. 464 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,747 Water's the answer. 465 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,416 It's always the answer. 466 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,211 We need to hose 'em down. 467 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,772 We gotta make it fun. They're just kids. 468 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:32,964 Water balloons. 469 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,907 This is the sacrifice we have to make. 470 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,936 So... question pour Victor... 471 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,065 What do you and Maisers do when you hit a hump-slump? 472 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,567 Juice cleanse, usually. 473 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,822 So... 474 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,074 the other day... 475 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,410 Jayney wants to play a new game 476 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,455 and I'm like “I'm here for it babe. 477 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,873 - What do you got?” - Yeah. 478 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,333 - So she ties me up. - Yeah. 479 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,251 - Gags me. - Nice. 480 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,586 - Then she leaves. - Sweet. 481 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,296 Yeah, for, like, four hours. 482 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,149 - Not so sweet. - Yeah, she went to run errands. 483 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,717 Like, look, I know I have to be supportive 484 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,969 but I honestly did not like that game. 485 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,806 I don't think it was a game, Wayner. 486 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,892 I think she wanted some me-time. 487 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,311 Me-time? 488 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,562 No way. 489 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,982 My girl doesn't want to party with me. 490 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,817 My girls don't party with me! 491 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,110 I'm still the party. 492 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,029 Nothing's changed. 493 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,909 You spilled some... 494 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,454 Thanks for the advice, Wayner. 495 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,916 Dude, I'm full of great advice... 496 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,834 but does anyone listen to me? 497 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,504 - Shit. No. - I can't hear you. 498 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,006 If you see Jayney, would you tell her to call me? 499 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,059 We did it. 500 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,645 They're all wet. 501 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,397 They should re-bigulate any minute. 502 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,565 Yeah. 503 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,111 What the... 504 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,155 Killian. 505 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,992 See? 506 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,868 We had to re-bigulate them. 507 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,578 Quadchella is two doors up. 508 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,833 Yes, ma'am. 509 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,293 Sorry ma'am. 510 00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,087 What the fuck? 511 00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:43,636 Oh. 512 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,139 Oh, God. 513 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,350 - Hey, Dad? - Hey, son. 514 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,686 Got a minute? 515 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,521 If this is about the talent show postmortem, 516 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,856 I'm still not ready. 517 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,316 No, that's not why I'm here. 518 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,156 Oh! 519 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,745 Look, I know your body is going through some changes... 520 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,039 but I just want to let you know 521 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,999 that manopause is perfectly normal. 522 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,793 Manopause? 523 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:17,754 They're one size up. 524 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,964 I'm good. 525 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,442 You know, back on the intermittent fasting. 526 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,759 - I'm feeling great... - Stop. 527 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,385 You are not some sad has-been 528 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,137 clinging to their golden age. 529 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,513 Now, embrace the curves. 530 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,985 Oh... 531 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,280 Hm... 532 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,490 Hmph. 533 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,158 Oh. 534 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,744 So how do you feel? 535 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:51,579 They're okay. 536 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,664 Yeah! 537 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,000 I'm... I'm okay. 538 00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:00,797 That's it. Work it, Daddy. Work! 539 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,215 - Yeah! - Yeah. 540 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,092 Yeah, I feel good. Thanks, coach. 541 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,511 Oh, I'm gonna queue up a Brené Brown playlist. 542 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,234 We shouldn't have made you go cold turkey. 543 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,681 Thank you, son! 544 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,767 I'm gonna make you proud. I'm gonna be a new man. 545 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,270 Yes! 546 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,024 This was a limited run. 547 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,943 You always ruin everything! 548 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,487 You always ruin everything. You ruined my family! 549 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:25,947 You ruined my cottage, 550 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,824 you ruined my childhood innocence! 551 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,587 God, would you get over that? We were kids. 552 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:30,952 You tricked me 553 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,954 into finding our parents 69-ing. 554 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,497 We were playing Sardines. 555 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,749 You told me where to look! 556 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,167 Oh, grow up. 557 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,491 They had been fucking for years. 558 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:40,962 I was doing you a favour. 559 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,296 You were doing me trauma. 560 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,798 I was eight years old. 561 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,383 I didn't know that my dad was... 562 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,219 - having an affair. - The entire Lake knew! 563 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,720 What did you think, that my mom 564 00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,848 was some work friend who was staying 565 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,283 - at your cottage for a week? - Yes! 566 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,600 Because I was eight, Maisy. 567 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,144 Not Dorothy Fucking Parker! 568 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,021 Oh, you could never accept reality. 569 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,857 You still live in a fucking fantasy world! 570 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,109 I always have to have my shit on lock 571 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,902 but you get to be an endless shit show. 572 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,363 Maybe that's why you're such a constipated shrew! 573 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,489 Oh! 574 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:09,991 You know what? 575 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,701 I don't care what your dad wanted. 576 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,303 I don't even care what that document says. 577 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,871 The cottage is mine. 578 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,456 It belongs to my kids and I will eat shit 579 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,292 before you and Billie take it from me. 580 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,335 I will come for you. 581 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,504 I will come for your kids. 582 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:24,881 And then... 583 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,635 Are you taking a dramatic pause? 584 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,179 I'm taking a dramatic shit. 585 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,931 Oh! Oh, God! 586 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,810 Lovejoy wins! 587 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,604 We lost the condom 588 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,440 but we saved the bathrobe. 589 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,485 So soft. 590 00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:47,653 I know. 591 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,489 Saved something... 592 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,618 ♪ On this drive ♪ 593 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:59,707 ♪ I just wanna know How you know ♪ 594 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,125 ♪ That I love you so ♪ 595 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:02,835 ♪ Tell me what you want ♪ 596 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:09,550 ♪ If you wanna We could get... ♪ 597 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:10,801 Is this okay? 598 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:14,055 - Yes. - You sure you want to? Yeah? 599 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,932 ♪ And if you wanna we could get crazy ♪ 600 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,808 ♪ And maybe ♪ 601 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,811 ♪ Drivin' in your car Goin' pretty far ♪ 602 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,397 Because I'm Justin and you're Maisy. 603 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,025 It all makes sense now. 604 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,628 Justin and your mom never got re-bigulated 605 00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:29,070 so they are stuck in the past 606 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,655 but we can unstuck them. 607 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,991 By having sex? 608 00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,994 See, it's all because your mom stole our cottage. 609 00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,704 - Wait, your cottage? - Yes, 610 00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,289 it's in grandpa's will. 611 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,973 That's why Justin and me have been trying 612 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,501 to steal it back. 613 00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,086 - I'm an idiot! - You've been trying 614 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,004 - to steal our cottage? - What? No, not me. 615 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:49,590 Well... sort of. But only to help you. 616 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:51,759 I need to sit down. 617 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,928 I am sitting down. 618 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,611 You know, I wasn't even on board at first 619 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,473 but your mom is kind of a bitch. 620 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,308 She can be a bit harsh, but she's... 621 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:00,851 Oh, my God, Killian! Don't you see? 622 00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,395 If we have sex, 623 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,397 we re-bigulate our family's past, 624 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,982 we bring our parents back together. 625 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:08,567 This is what our grandpa would want 626 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:09,735 if he were here, today. 627 00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:13,197 Grandpa Derrick wants us to have sex to save the family? 628 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,241 Exactly. 629 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,410 We have to fuck for grandpa. 630 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,621 Whoa. Stop! 631 00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:21,914 What's wrong? 632 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,582 You tried to steal my cottage 633 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,709 and you lied to me. 634 00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,838 I'm not feeling this anymore. 635 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,186 I feel better now that I got that out. 636 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,309 The memory or the turd? 637 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,355 Maisy, how do we fix this? 638 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:49,108 We can't, unless we both get what we want. 639 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,360 Hemsworth threesome? 640 00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:53,529 Oh... 641 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,240 It's not our fault. 642 00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,924 We never wanted to be brother and sister. 643 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,661 I guess we can get a lawyer. 644 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:02,913 Or... 645 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,124 We could solve it like adults. 646 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,088 Sacred blood oath? 647 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,716 - Trial by tilt? - Next weekend, Tiltapalooza. 648 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,051 If I win... 649 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,469 you buy me out... 650 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,679 and I take my name off the trust. 651 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,181 And if I win, you take your name 652 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,599 off the trust and you walk away. 653 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:34,684 Quadchella-works. 654 00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:39,325 ♪ Like wine, I age better Like a fine cheddar ♪ 655 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,078 ♪ Know that I'm the shit But that shit took forever ♪ 656 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,997 ♪ Now I'm settling But settling won't ♪ 657 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,541 ♪ Pass that batshit For a sedative ♪ 658 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:50,920 ♪ No you didn't just slip Your mom on the phone ♪ 659 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,926 ♪ If I hear his name, trust You'll be sleeping alone... ♪ 660 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,011 Oh, my God. 661 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,429 Hey, Miss Carter. 662 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:01,931 It's Knowles Carter. 663 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,225 Jay-Z was lucky she gave him that. 664 00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,023 Is my bedroom free? 665 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,818 Yeah. Sorry. 666 00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,321 It got kind of messy with Killian. 667 00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,990 I'm a squirtter, too. I'll change the sheets. 668 00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:21,325 What? No. 669 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,493 Not like that. 670 00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:24,662 It's... 671 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:27,957 - it's over. - Aw. 672 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,376 We're over. 673 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,422 Cottage parties are all drama... 674 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,174 but it all works out in the morning. 675 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,805 But it's probably for the best. 676 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,599 No one should marry their first crush at the Lake. 677 00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:48,894 No one. 678 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,191 How'd the viewings go? 679 00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,654 Most ran out screaming... 680 00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:01,949 but it was good to be back in the saddle. 681 00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:06,412 It sounds crazy... 682 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,790 but the houses speak to me. 683 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,545 They tell me who they want. 684 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,006 How much to go above asking. 685 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,554 Do you hear? 686 00:29:25,014 --> 00:29:26,515 They're talking to me right now. 687 00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,525 Oh, um... 688 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,221 Sorry about your bag. 689 00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,181 It was really pretty. 690 00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:09,975 Meh. I got it at Target. 691 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,979 Man, you really are the worst. 692 00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,356 [♪ Nylo: "Life Is A Highway" ♪ 693 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,233 ♪ Life is a highway ♪ 694 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,653 ♪ I wanna ride it All night long ♪ 695 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,157 ♪ If you're going my way ♪ 696 00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:29,036 ♪ I wanna drive it All night long ♪ 697 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,337 ♪ Through all these cities And all these towns ♪ 698 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,506 ♪ It's in my blood And it's all around ♪ 699 00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:42,675 ♪ I love you now Like I loved you then ♪ 700 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,885 ♪ This is the road And these are the hands ♪ 701 00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:46,929 ♪ From Mozambique To Memphis nights ♪ 702 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,014 ♪ The Khyber Pass To Vancouver's lights ♪ 703 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:51,308 ♪ Knock me down And back up again ♪ 704 00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:53,561 ♪ You're in my blood ♪ 705 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,813 ♪ There's no load I can't hold ♪ 706 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:58,023 ♪ A road so rough This I know ♪ 707 00:30:58,107 --> 00:31:00,025 ♪ I'll be there When the light comes in ♪ 708 00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:02,319 ♪ Tell them We're survivors ♪ 709 00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:04,572 ♪ Life is a highway ♪ 710 00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:08,576 ♪ I wanna ride it All night long ♪ 711 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:13,080 ♪ If you're going my way ♪