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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Oh,
that looks good.
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- Beychella?
- Quadchella.
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The triplets'
17th birthday version.
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Triplets?
Aren't there four?
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Well, Olive's
birthday is tomorrow.
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She was born
after midnight.
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Anyway... I'm...
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I'm going
with Killian,
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as in,
like, on a date.
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We're dating.
Sort of.
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We're
not surprised.
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The video he posted
of you was so adorable.
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You creeped his profile?
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What kind of parents
would we be if we didn't?
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We'll unpack
how you're drawn
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to family figures
when we get home.
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Oh, so we're fine
with me dating now
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after wanting
to send me to Bible camp?
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It was the only one
we could book last minute.
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Now, if you'd have
sexted a Junior Prof
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earlier in the year,
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we could've packed you
off to swim camp.
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Never wanted you not to date,
just wanted better judgement.
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Now dating boys
your age
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can still have its challenges.
They're all prefrontal cortex
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with poor impulse control
and poor hygiene...
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Hey, what's more
psychologically disturbing?
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Baby head in the toilet
or random limbs?
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It's the head, right?
It's gotta be the head.
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I thought we were done
with horror pranks.
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Yeah, Whoreen said that
someone from “Payne Realty”
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is coming by
to look at the cabin,
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so I figure
if we let Murder Manor's
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natural gore core
shine through
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then maybe we got a shot
at renting it next summer.
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Why don't you
put an offer in?
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Girl, if I had
that kind of cash...
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Yeah,
but Maisy does, right?
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Show Maisy the trust.
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I know you were saving
it for a big play
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but she might help if she
thinks that her dream reno
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- all comes to us one day.
- It might persuade her
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to buy us out.
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Ah man... that would be
enough for a down payment.
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Lock up your spouse.
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Jayne Payne
will sell da house!
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Still workshopping
my tagline.
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Jayne,
you're Payne Realty?
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Yeah,
Payne is my maiden name.
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No pain, all gain.
With Jayne... not bad.
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Well, since when
did real estate
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become your
side hustle?
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It used to be
my main hustle
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but then the girls came and
I had to get out of the life.
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It just... it took too much.
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But there's been
some local interest
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and Whoreen asked if I
could help and so I thought...
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“Let's see
if she can still dance.”
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Teesa's posts
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made this space look
like a lot cuter.
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Yeah, we just took
all of our stuff down
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so this is
the cabin's original charm.
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- Is that blood splatter?
- It's not fresh.
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Oh. Okay...
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Show Maisy the trust.
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Honesty
is the way to go.
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Yeah,
it's also a long shot.
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Oh, you found
Rosemary's baby head!
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- Maiser!
- Ow.
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What are you doing
to my favourite shorts?
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I'm fixing a button.
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You're letting them out?
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I... I told you
that following Opal
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on his patisserie journey
would have consequences.
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I was supposed to roll
the dough, not become it.
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No, no, no, no.
No fatphobic talk, okay?
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Pro athletes have such
unrealistic beauty standards.
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Long flow, washboard abs,
dumptruck ass...
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No man
has all three.
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I just... pulled my back
doing a baby gym session.
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Tiltapalooza's next week
and how can I defend my title?
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You suck it up
and suck it in.
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Go have a shvitz
at Ulrika's
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and loosen
that back up.
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Because I married
a ten time champion.
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Thanks, babe.
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Hello.
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Oh.
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What do you want?
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Um... So... Um...
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Dad never told me
about a trust.
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Probably 'cause
he's not your dad
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but the long
and the short of it is...
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the cottage is mine.
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But... Derrick
left the cottage to me.
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Yes, correct.
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But once
you leave it or kick it,
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the cottage
comes to me.
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Oh, well,
I don't plan
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on kicking it
any time soon, so...
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Maisy, this is not about us.
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This is
about the kids.
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And this document says that
any money that you spend
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on the cottage goes to Billie,
not Killian and Opal.
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Which is why I'm proposing
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that you buy me out
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for half
the cottage's current value.
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Which would be
cheaper than post-reno
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and it'll let me put
an offer on the murder cabin.
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And then, maybe,
Maisy, we can just put
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all this
family drama shit behind us.
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I appreciate
you telling me.
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Why don't we just go down
to the dock and discuss it?
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So you
can drown me?
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Not if you push me first.
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I'll just grab us
some coffee.
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Okay.
All right.
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But Billie
knows where I am
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just in case
anything happens.
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Duly noted.
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Are you still four creams?
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Black.
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Actually, two,
lactose free if you've got it
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or oat, almond
in a pinch is fine.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
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Honesty
is the way to go.
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Dammit.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, Jupiter ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, Jupiter... ♪
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Smile!
Just... yeah...
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Hey!
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Wai... wait.
Just one sec.
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- We'll do you in a second.
- 17!
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Can Olive not be
in this picture, please?
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There we go, Olive,
go ahead, get in there.
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Okay.
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All right.
Looks good.
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I feel
a little bit underdressed
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next to the Queen B.
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Oh, shut it.
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Your Jared Leto
is full fashion meth realness.
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They wish
they looked so hot.
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Hello.
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Early birthday gift.
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Can-do-nabis.
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That is so sweet,
I hate it.
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Hey!
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Well.
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I would like
to say a few words.
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My baby girls
are 17, now.
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Almost womans...
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practically DJs.
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Do not take this time
in your life for granted.
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You have got to cherish
these ragers without hangovers.
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Okay.
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And don't forget
to party the fuck on!
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Woo!
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- But party safe. Obviously.
- Okay, thanks, Daddy.
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Let's wrap it up.
- Hey, hey, hey,
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have you seen your mom?
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She left early
this morning.
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Okay, no boomers
at Quadchella.
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She won't
take my calls.
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Don't forget water.
Drink lots of water, okay?
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- You got it.
- The answer is always water!
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- Love you, Daddy!
- Bye-yee!
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I'm not
cleaning up anyone's puke!
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Except my own.
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All right, people.
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Let the magic begin.
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You know,
when I dropped that trust bomb,
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I half-expected you
to come at me with a knife.
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It's too messy.
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They say that
poison is a woman's weapon.
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All right, little bro.
Dad wouldn't want us fighting.
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Still, not your dad.
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But it is my cottage.
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So respectfully,
I have to decline your offer.
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It's not an offer.
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I'm allowing you,
graciously,
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to buy me out so you can
tear down my family cottage
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and build some Muskoka
afterbirth with a fugly turret.
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It's a Lighthouse gable
and it's not cheap.
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Neither is reclaimed wood,
marble countertops
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and Opal's trips to Milan.
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We are not in a position
to buy you out.
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But...
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maybe, we could
redo the bunkie.
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Yeah?
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Because... I mean, I'd have to
approve the floor plan.
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And I've always really wanted
a fire pole, and like, maybe
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a dumbwaiter or a hot waiter
or... No, Maisy, wait.
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This is not
a negotiation.
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All right?
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If you
don't buy me out,
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then everything
goes to Billie.
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You have no idea
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what goes
into cottage ownership.
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It takes commitment,
it takes work,
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concepts
that you struggle with.
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You can't poison me
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with your words
or your dairy.
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I know
this was real cream.
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I really wish
you hadn't done that.
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What the fuck!
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That was part
of a really cute set.
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You brought
a bone saw?
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It's for drywall,
you amateur.
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You detached
the dock?
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Had to make sure
you wouldn't run away.
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Yeah, the grown ups
are at the Boathouse
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and the kids
are at Quadchella
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so it's just
you and me, baby.
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And our
little trust issue.
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Help.
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Today, we honour
my sisters' 17th birthday
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and the liminal space
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between adolescence
and adulthood.
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As your Shrooman,
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I will guide you
through today's trip.
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There are
only three rules.
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One,
stay with friends.
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Two,
stay in nature.
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And three...
stay hydrated.
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Ew.
This tastes like trash.
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Yeah, it's poison,
not truffles.
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Don't worry.
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I secretly micro-dose them
every Christmas.
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And it's the only time
they ever show empathy.
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Are we
really doing this?
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Studies show psilocybin
has therapeutic benefits.
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Cures depression, PTSD.
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Let's take our medicine.
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Cheers.
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Mm...
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♪ And feel the heat ♪
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♪ Straight on the street ♪
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♪ So fresh
So fine, all mine... ♪
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So crazy
how we're all, like...
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connected.
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You know
what I mean?
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See?
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Empathy.
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Why has everyone
gone full Midsommar
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and I feel... nothing?
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Same.
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- And we ate a ton of pizza.
- Yeah.
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Food slows
absorption rate,
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anticipation, too.
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Relax.
It'll happen.
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You're, like, low key
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my favourite,
favourite sister!
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- Whoa!
- Hi.
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- Everything...
- Hi.
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Everything
has a heartbeat.
259
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:29,523
The step-crushins
are totally gonna bone.
260
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,024
Stop that.
261
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,609
Okay, let's go.
262
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,945
- Where?
- To get some privacy.
263
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,363
Really?
What?
264
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,490
Don't over think it.
265
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,033
What...
Well, I mean...
266
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,162
I mean we should maybe
overthink it a little bit.
267
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,497
I don't want
to pull a Justin.
268
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,708
I mean...
269
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,671
you can pull out
but things do happen fast,
270
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,256
faster than maybe
you want...
271
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,216
Okay, stop
before I pull out, right now.
272
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,761
We'll get some condoms,
then some privacy.
273
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,473
♪ If you wanna take it ♪
274
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,648
Hey, Riley!
275
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,942
I am honoured.
276
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,777
What brings
Queen Bey to the woods?
277
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:18,280
Your note at the Gas & Go said
you'd be back in five?
278
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,365
I got a hot tip
from a buddy of Highway Patrol
279
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,284
that a swan
got clipped around here.
280
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,079
So if I find it, I can finally
finish the season five finale.
281
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,923
Any chance you could
open up the shop for us?
282
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,666
We were just
getting snacks and...
283
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,293
Condoms.
284
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,586
Whoa.
285
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:34,880
Big day.
286
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,591
It's too bad,
the Hendersons,
287
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,259
they cleared us out
this morning.
288
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,470
But Saggy B and Whoreen
don't live too far away.
289
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,913
I'm sure
they would help the cause.
290
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,639
Killian
could should you.
291
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,976
You... you want me
to just ask them.
292
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,562
Well... Ulrika's really
been pushing her Womb Wash.
293
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,636
Apparently
it works on chickens.
294
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,251
We just have to ask to use
the Hendersons' bathroom,
295
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,776
grab a few
and bounce.
296
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,445
What? A few?
297
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,363
First times always
require a second act.
298
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,783
But... just leave
a few for Saggy B.
299
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,161
STI's are tearing
through the senior's community.
300
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:10,957
It's not funny, guys.
301
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,209
It's a serious problem.
302
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,543
Sure.
303
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,424
You two
are tripping balls.
304
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:20,550
Come on.
305
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,138
Don't tell Justin, okay?
306
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,848
That's gonna get weird.
307
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,016
Yup.
308
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,687
You can't just
bring someone on a dock, Maisy.
309
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,731
I mean,
this is entrapment!
310
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,233
You're free to leave.
311
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,817
Well,
yeah but I just...
312
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,277
I've never been
this far out before
313
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,779
without a pool noodle.
314
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,573
You better hurry.
Storm's a-comin'.
315
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,117
Yes, because
you poisoned me with dairy.
316
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,662
Not just dairy.
317
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,223
No, you're just...
you're just messing with me.
318
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,624
This is just...
this is just anxiety,
319
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,293
a little bit
of coffee... and my EBS.
320
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,355
- Excitable Bowel Syndrome...
- EBS is real, Maisy!
321
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,922
- Is not a thing.
- Look it up!
322
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,591
Just hold on, just...
323
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,102
I'm just gonna hold on.
I'm gonna hold it in.
324
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,013
That's fine.
I'm fine.
325
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,349
I can swim to shore
in a tight ten.
326
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,725
I'll have
a boat here in five.
327
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,018
You tear up
that trust
328
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,478
and the throne
is yours in 20...
329
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,313
No!
You can't erase me
330
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,399
and you can't
erase Billie...
331
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,694
who's the real grandchild
and Dad's trust confirms it.
332
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,196
Blood is thicker
than water.
333
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,282
Is that what you tell
Billie's parents?
334
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,242
Ugh! God!
335
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,244
Maisy,
all I am asking for, here,
336
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,662
is what's rightfully mine.
337
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,289
- Yours?
- Yes!
338
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,791
I earned every
square inch of that cottage.
339
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,335
I turned this place
from a racist fridge magnet
340
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,753
into the next Muskoka.
341
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,672
And I did it
with the entire Lake
342
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,008
thinking that I slept
with my stepdad to get it!
343
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,635
While his sad, gay son
gave up his baby
344
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,429
and his 32 inch waist,
345
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,723
I was being crucified
while you were in Australia
346
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,725
getting your micro dick
sucked by a Hemsworth.
347
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,270
A Coffs Harbour Hemsworth,
they're not the same.
348
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,980
I have bent
349
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,107
these generational
mouth breathers to my will.
350
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,030
And I think it's really
adorable that you think
351
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,962
you can come in here
and take what's rightfully mine
352
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,362
just because your granddaddy
353
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,031
built some shit shack
on the Lake.
354
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,868
I am going to tear
that baby to the studs
355
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,495
and build an Architectural
Digest centerfold.
356
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,624
Goldie and Kurt
are gonna lose it.
357
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,168
Well, it sounds
gorge and I can't wait
358
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,545
to inherit it when you die
because the only thing
359
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,214
that I'm dissolving
is a Tums in water.
360
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,341
Do you have any?
361
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,636
Do you really think that you
and your excitable bowel
362
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:28,887
can outlive me?
363
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,098
- I'm younger.
- I'm stronger.
364
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,808
I've had to
shit since we got here
365
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,352
but nobody tells me
what to do.
366
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,853
Not even
my own asshole.
367
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,813
Oh no.
368
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,857
Oh, my God.
369
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,400
Oh, my God,
no, it's coming.
370
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,235
Oh, my God, Maisy,
it's coming.
371
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,363
Then, get in the Lake.
372
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,870
- Hi! Hi ya, kids.
- Hi.
373
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,208
We... we were on a hike
374
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,168
and I needed
to use the bathroom.
375
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,712
Of course, sweetie,
down the hall.
376
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,506
If it's brown...
377
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,341
Flush it down.
378
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,259
Cool windchime.
379
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,845
It was my mother's
favourite...
380
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,764
before she died
of a broken heart.
381
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,266
And cirrhosis.
382
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,727
How do the colours
do that, though?
383
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,020
It looks like
they're dancing.
384
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,316
I think you've had
too much sun, dear.
385
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,819
Go and get Billie
something to drink.
386
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,487
Yeah.
387
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,492
I got it. Let's go.
388
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,910
Oh, oh, bye.
389
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,790
Is that my bathrobe?
390
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,920
What's up
with this?
391
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,172
Never seen
you here this early.
392
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,385
Huh. Uh-oh.
393
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,928
Trouble in paradise?
394
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,722
No, no,
it's all good.
395
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:54,889
You know,
the kids are good.
396
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,517
Maisy's good, but...
397
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,229
You ever wish
you could stop time?
398
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,982
It's not a wish, bud,
sunk a boatload
399
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,358
into some
time machine startups.
400
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,651
Just waitin'
to cash in.
401
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:11,698
It's like... when did
our bodies stop playing fair?
402
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,452
Dude,
we're as young as we feel.
403
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,538
Hey, take your last season.
404
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,040
You weren't scoring.
405
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,584
They cut your ice time.
406
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,295
But did you
leave the party?
407
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,796
Uh-uh. Yeah.
408
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,423
You handled that noise.
409
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,884
That is why
you are Vic-The-Stick.
410
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,510
Yup.
411
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:35,472
Hey! Who gives a fuck
what people say, anyway?
412
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,639
Most of us.
413
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,600
Oh no,
414
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,602
you are not
pooping on my dock.
415
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,061
Get your ass
in the Lake.
416
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,688
No, I'm a home pooper.
417
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,149
And there's this
tiny Amazonian catfish
418
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,109
that can lodge itself
in your urethra.
419
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,903
You come to my house
420
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,654
and you try
to extort my cottage.
421
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,240
You throw my triple glazed
French mug into the water
422
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,825
and yet
you're the victim.
423
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,368
Justin
is always the victim.
424
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,537
You knew
I was lactose intolerant!
425
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,122
“Oh, I'm gay,
426
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,291
I gave up my baby,
I can't do dairy."
427
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,168
Everybody feel
sorry for Justin.
428
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,461
You know what?
429
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,670
Justin
never does the work.
430
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,339
Like you did?
431
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,633
Sucking up to a racist
homophobe like my dad?
432
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,301
And who
cured him of that?
433
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,594
- Me!
- Yes,
434
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,429
a cis straight
white woman
435
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,593
who's never been affected
by any of that in her life.
436
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,433
And I did it
before I turned 30.
437
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,018
You know what?
438
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,062
I was really hoping
that when I saw you
439
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,855
at the boathouse barbecue,
440
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,374
things would be
different between us.
441
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,234
All I ever wanted
was a big sister.
442
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,528
And all I ever wanted
was to not come second
443
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,071
to a talking mudslide.
444
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,823
Oh,
I'll show you a mudslide!
445
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,367
What?
No, no, no! That...
446
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,619
Don't you dare.
Don't pull your pants down.
447
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,747
That was
hand woven in Marseille.
448
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,416
Oh!
449
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,044
The vibes are weird.
450
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,505
Something's wrong.
451
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,149
Who invited
the kids to Quadchella?
452
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,050
Oh no.
They aged backwards.
453
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,427
It's the only
logical explanation.
454
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,513
See, the triplets.
455
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,181
That is what happens
456
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,625
when you appropriate
fairy culture.
457
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,143
Oh no...
it's Olive.
458
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,688
And Lil Wayne.
459
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,734
We have to
re-bigulate them.
460
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,325
How do we turn you
back, Lil Wayne?
461
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,535
Water!
462
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,870
That's it.
Remember?
463
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,037
Wayne told us.
464
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,747
Water's the answer.
465
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,416
It's always the answer.
466
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,211
We need
to hose 'em down.
467
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,772
We gotta make it fun.
They're just kids.
468
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:32,964
Water balloons.
469
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,907
This is the sacrifice
we have to make.
470
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,936
So...
question pour Victor...
471
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,065
What do you and Maisers do
when you hit a hump-slump?
472
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,567
Juice cleanse, usually.
473
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,822
So...
474
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,074
the other day...
475
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,410
Jayney wants
to play a new game
476
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,455
and I'm like
“I'm here for it babe.
477
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,873
- What do you got?”
- Yeah.
478
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,333
- So she ties me up.
- Yeah.
479
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,251
- Gags me.
- Nice.
480
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,586
- Then she leaves.
- Sweet.
481
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,296
Yeah, for,
like, four hours.
482
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,149
- Not so sweet.
- Yeah, she went to run errands.
483
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,717
Like, look, I know
I have to be supportive
484
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,969
but I honestly
did not like that game.
485
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,806
I don't think
it was a game, Wayner.
486
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,892
I think
she wanted some me-time.
487
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,311
Me-time?
488
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,562
No way.
489
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,982
My girl doesn't want
to party with me.
490
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,817
My girls
don't party with me!
491
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,110
I'm still the party.
492
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,029
Nothing's changed.
493
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,909
You spilled some...
494
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,454
Thanks for the advice,
Wayner.
495
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,916
Dude,
I'm full of great advice...
496
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,834
but does anyone
listen to me?
497
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,504
- Shit. No.
- I can't hear you.
498
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,006
If you see Jayney,
would you tell her to call me?
499
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,059
We did it.
500
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,645
They're all wet.
501
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,397
They should
re-bigulate any minute.
502
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,565
Yeah.
503
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,111
What the...
504
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,155
Killian.
505
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,992
See?
506
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,868
We had to
re-bigulate them.
507
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,578
Quadchella
is two doors up.
508
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,833
Yes, ma'am.
509
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,293
Sorry ma'am.
510
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,087
What the fuck?
511
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:43,636
Oh.
512
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,139
Oh, God.
513
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,350
- Hey, Dad?
- Hey, son.
514
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,686
Got a minute?
515
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,521
If this is about
the talent show postmortem,
516
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,856
I'm still not ready.
517
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,316
No, that's not
why I'm here.
518
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,156
Oh!
519
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,745
Look, I know your body is
going through some changes...
520
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,039
but I just want
to let you know
521
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,999
that manopause
is perfectly normal.
522
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,793
Manopause?
523
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:17,754
They're one size up.
524
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,964
I'm good.
525
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,442
You know, back on
the intermittent fasting.
526
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,759
- I'm feeling great...
- Stop.
527
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,385
You are not
some sad has-been
528
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,137
clinging
to their golden age.
529
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,513
Now,
embrace the curves.
530
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,985
Oh...
531
00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:44,280
Hm...
532
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,490
Hmph.
533
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,158
Oh.
534
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,744
So how do you feel?
535
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:51,579
They're okay.
536
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,664
Yeah!
537
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,000
I'm... I'm okay.
538
00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:00,797
That's it.
Work it, Daddy. Work!
539
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,215
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
540
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,092
Yeah, I feel good.
Thanks, coach.
541
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,511
Oh, I'm gonna queue up
a Brené Brown playlist.
542
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,234
We shouldn't have
made you go cold turkey.
543
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,681
Thank you, son!
544
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:12,767
I'm gonna make you proud.
I'm gonna be a new man.
545
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,270
Yes!
546
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,024
This was
a limited run.
547
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,943
You always
ruin everything!
548
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,487
You always ruin everything.
You ruined my family!
549
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:25,947
You ruined my cottage,
550
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,824
you ruined
my childhood innocence!
551
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,587
God, would you get over that?
We were kids.
552
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:30,952
You tricked me
553
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,954
into finding our
parents 69-ing.
554
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,497
We were playing Sardines.
555
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,749
You told me
where to look!
556
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,167
Oh, grow up.
557
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,491
They had been
fucking for years.
558
00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:40,962
I was doing you
a favour.
559
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,296
You were
doing me trauma.
560
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,798
I was eight years old.
561
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,383
I didn't know
that my dad was...
562
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,219
- having an affair.
- The entire Lake knew!
563
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,720
What did you think,
that my mom
564
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,848
was some work friend
who was staying
565
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,283
- at your cottage for a week?
- Yes!
566
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,600
Because
I was eight, Maisy.
567
00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:56,144
Not Dorothy Fucking Parker!
568
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,021
Oh, you could
never accept reality.
569
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,857
You still live
in a fucking fantasy world!
570
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,109
I always have to have
my shit on lock
571
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,902
but you get to be
an endless shit show.
572
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,363
Maybe that's why you're
such a constipated shrew!
573
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,489
Oh!
574
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:09,991
You know what?
575
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,701
I don't care
what your dad wanted.
576
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,303
I don't even care
what that document says.
577
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,871
The cottage is mine.
578
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,456
It belongs to my kids
and I will eat shit
579
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,292
before you and Billie
take it from me.
580
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,335
I will come for you.
581
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,504
I will come
for your kids.
582
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:24,881
And then...
583
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,635
Are you taking
a dramatic pause?
584
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,179
I'm taking
a dramatic shit.
585
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,931
Oh! Oh, God!
586
00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,810
Lovejoy wins!
587
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,604
We lost the condom
588
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,440
but we saved
the bathrobe.
589
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,485
So soft.
590
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:47,653
I know.
591
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,489
Saved something...
592
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,618
♪ On this drive ♪
593
00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:59,707
♪ I just wanna know
How you know ♪
594
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,125
♪ That I love you so ♪
595
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:02,835
♪ Tell me what you want ♪
596
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:09,550
♪ If you wanna
We could get... ♪
597
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:10,801
Is this okay?
598
00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:14,055
- Yes.
- You sure you want to? Yeah?
599
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,932
♪ And if you wanna
we could get crazy ♪
600
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,808
♪ And maybe ♪
601
00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,811
♪ Drivin' in your car
Goin' pretty far ♪
602
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,397
Because I'm Justin
and you're Maisy.
603
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,025
It all
makes sense now.
604
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,628
Justin and your mom
never got re-bigulated
605
00:25:27,652 --> 00:25:29,070
so they are stuck
in the past
606
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,655
but we can
unstuck them.
607
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,991
By having sex?
608
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,994
See, it's all because
your mom stole our cottage.
609
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:38,704
- Wait, your cottage?
- Yes,
610
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,289
it's in grandpa's will.
611
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,973
That's why Justin and me
have been trying
612
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,501
to steal it back.
613
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,086
- I'm an idiot!
- You've been trying
614
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,004
- to steal our cottage?
- What? No, not me.
615
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:49,590
Well... sort of.
But only to help you.
616
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:51,759
I need to sit down.
617
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,928
I am sitting down.
618
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,611
You know,
I wasn't even on board at first
619
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,473
but your mom
is kind of a bitch.
620
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,308
She can be a bit harsh,
but she's...
621
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:00,851
Oh, my God, Killian!
Don't you see?
622
00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,395
If we have sex,
623
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,397
we re-bigulate
our family's past,
624
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,982
we bring our parents
back together.
625
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:08,567
This is what
our grandpa would want
626
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:09,735
if he were here, today.
627
00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:13,197
Grandpa Derrick wants us
to have sex to save the family?
628
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,241
Exactly.
629
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,410
We have to
fuck for grandpa.
630
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,621
Whoa. Stop!
631
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:21,914
What's wrong?
632
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,582
You tried
to steal my cottage
633
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,709
and you lied to me.
634
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,838
I'm not
feeling this anymore.
635
00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,186
I feel better now
that I got that out.
636
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,309
The memory
or the turd?
637
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,355
Maisy,
how do we fix this?
638
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:49,108
We can't, unless we both
get what we want.
639
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,360
Hemsworth threesome?
640
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:53,529
Oh...
641
00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,240
It's not our fault.
642
00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:57,924
We never wanted
to be brother and sister.
643
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,661
I guess
we can get a lawyer.
644
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:02,913
Or...
645
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,124
We could
solve it like adults.
646
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,088
Sacred blood oath?
647
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,716
- Trial by tilt?
- Next weekend, Tiltapalooza.
648
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,051
If I win...
649
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,469
you buy me out...
650
00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,679
and I take
my name off the trust.
651
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,181
And if I win,
you take your name
652
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,599
off the trust
and you walk away.
653
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:34,684
Quadchella-works.
654
00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:39,325
♪ Like wine, I age better
Like a fine cheddar ♪
655
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,078
♪ Know that I'm the shit
But that shit took forever ♪
656
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,997
♪ Now I'm settling
But settling won't ♪
657
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,541
♪ Pass that batshit
For a sedative ♪
658
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:50,920
♪ No you didn't just slip
Your mom on the phone ♪
659
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,926
♪ If I hear his name, trust
You'll be sleeping alone... ♪
660
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,011
Oh, my God.
661
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,429
Hey, Miss Carter.
662
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:01,931
It's Knowles Carter.
663
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,225
Jay-Z was lucky
she gave him that.
664
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,023
Is my bedroom free?
665
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,818
Yeah. Sorry.
666
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,321
It got kind of messy
with Killian.
667
00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,990
I'm a squirtter, too.
I'll change the sheets.
668
00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:21,325
What? No.
669
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,493
Not like that.
670
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:24,662
It's...
671
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:27,957
- it's over.
- Aw.
672
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,376
We're over.
673
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,422
Cottage parties
are all drama...
674
00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,174
but it all works out
in the morning.
675
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,805
But it's probably
for the best.
676
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:45,599
No one should marry
their first crush at the Lake.
677
00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:48,894
No one.
678
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,191
How'd the viewings go?
679
00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,654
Most ran out
screaming...
680
00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:01,949
but it was good
to be back in the saddle.
681
00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:06,412
It sounds crazy...
682
00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,790
but the houses
speak to me.
683
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,545
They tell me
who they want.
684
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,006
How much
to go above asking.
685
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,554
Do you hear?
686
00:29:25,014 --> 00:29:26,515
They're talking
to me right now.
687
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,525
Oh, um...
688
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,221
Sorry about your bag.
689
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,181
It was really pretty.
690
00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:09,975
Meh.
I got it at Target.
691
00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,979
Man, you really
are the worst.
692
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,356
[♪ Nylo: "Life Is A Highway" ♪
693
00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,233
♪ Life is a highway ♪
694
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,653
♪ I wanna ride it
All night long ♪
695
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,157
♪ If you're going my way ♪
696
00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:29,036
♪ I wanna drive it
All night long ♪
697
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,337
♪ Through all these cities
And all these towns ♪
698
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,506
♪ It's in my blood
And it's all around ♪
699
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:42,675
♪ I love you now
Like I loved you then ♪
700
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,885
♪ This is the road
And these are the hands ♪
701
00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:46,929
♪ From Mozambique
To Memphis nights ♪
702
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,014
♪ The Khyber Pass
To Vancouver's lights ♪
703
00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:51,308
♪ Knock me down
And back up again ♪
704
00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:53,561
♪ You're in my blood ♪
705
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:55,813
♪ There's no load
I can't hold ♪
706
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:58,023
♪ A road so rough
This I know ♪
707
00:30:58,107 --> 00:31:00,025
♪ I'll be there
When the light comes in ♪
708
00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:02,319
♪ Tell them
We're survivors ♪
709
00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:04,572
♪ Life is a highway ♪
710
00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:08,576
♪ I wanna ride it
All night long ♪
711
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:13,080
♪ If you're going my way ♪