1 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:11,929 ♪ Today, today ♪ 2 00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:17,810 [bright drums and horns plays] 3 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:27,361 ♪ Cruising while roller skating ♪ 4 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:31,699 ♪ Wild flowers grow through the pavement ♪ 5 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:35,953 ♪ We were young and misbehaving ♪ 6 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:40,541 ♪ Like a soul that don't need savin' ♪ 7 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:44,211 ♪ Why do we wait for the sombre path ♪ 8 00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:51,260 [phone ringing] 9 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:54,597 [Dad] Billie-bear. 10 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,140 Why is it so dark? 11 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,685 [Mom] Are you still in bed? It's almost 10. 12 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:03,063 Could this mean she's actually relaxing? 13 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:05,232 No, I can't sleep here. 14 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:07,818 Night's should not be this dark. It's unnatural. 15 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,528 What happened to my horror movie fan? 16 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:10,839 I thought you'd miss getting scared. 17 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:13,032 I miss flushing my pee. 18 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,343 Well, if you prefer a Bible camp, we can make some calls. 19 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,127 You guys said it would be B-B-Q's and beaches 20 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,413 but Justin's weird ex step family is here. 21 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:21,457 Don't let internalized feelings of abandonment 22 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,260 from being adopted stop you from having fun. 23 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:24,974 You're not betraying us by getting to know 24 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,921 your birth family. 25 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,423 And I'm pretty sure I'm the only Black person on the lake. 26 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:31,550 - Just stay away from the tea. - Baby. 27 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:32,718 [Dad] What? 28 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:34,220 [knocking] 29 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,180 [siren blares] 30 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,016 Hold up. Wait. 31 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,226 Are you guys in Greece? 32 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,477 [Mom] Look, honey... 33 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,521 Internalized feelings my ass! 34 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,980 You just want me to have fun 35 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,899 so you don't feel bad for having more fun! 36 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,902 Okay, hardly. This book tour has been relentless. 37 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,778 We barely have a minute to ourselves. 38 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:52,714 [Dad in sing-songy voice] Honey. The masseuse is here... 39 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,198 Uh? 40 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,991 It's a working massage. 41 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,662 [Justin] What? I don't understand. 42 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:01,622 There's not like a notwithstanding clause 43 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,457 or anything? Any kind of loophole? 44 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,793 No, no, no, no. I don't understand. 45 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,586 If she's not... 46 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,672 This is a family trust. She's not fucking family! 47 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,090 [metal groaning] 48 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,050 No, it was an untimely death. 49 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,178 We're not... no, there's no blood relation of any kind. 50 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:18,681 - Ugh! - Oh my God! 51 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:21,475 Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 52 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,769 But, it's nice to hear screams come 53 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:25,563 - from the old place again. - Again? 54 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:28,065 Yeah, I think there was murder here. 55 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,234 No, wait. I think it was a kidnapping. 56 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,319 Anyway, Wi-Fi's up. 57 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:33,988 [Justin] Yeah, I know Todd! 58 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,781 No, I'm not raising my voice! I am not... 59 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,366 - I'm sorry... - [Riley] He okay? 60 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,535 [Billie] He's a bit operatic when triggered. 61 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:40,995 Copy that. 62 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,247 I'm Riley, by the way. 63 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,165 I'm Billie. 64 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:46,542 Pass me my sledge hammer? 65 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,587 Yeah. 66 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,172 [Billie] What's it for? 67 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:53,632 Ah, there's some things down here 68 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,843 that can chew through wires. 69 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,386 You might want to go back inside. 70 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,221 - OK. - Yeah. 71 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:01,640 Alright. 72 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,934 [bright pop plays] 73 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:06,812 [Justin screaming] I have been working so, so hard this year! 74 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:08,939 I am a better person! 75 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,066 The lawyer said that the trust is ironclad 76 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,027 so we don't get the cottage until Maisy dies. 77 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,296 Maybe when she hears about it, 78 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,864 she'll have a heart attack. 79 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,741 - That's it. - That's a joke. 80 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,951 No, no, my dad. 81 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,828 My dad must have put the trust in the box 82 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,705 before he had his heart attack which means 83 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,916 - Maisy doesn't know about it... - So tell her. 84 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,918 Maybe you can work out a timeshare. 85 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,170 No. If Maisy finds out that the cottage 86 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,005 is coming to me, she'll bury herself in it. 87 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,840 We're never gonna get it. 88 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:37,760 You don't know her the way that I know her, alright? 89 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,803 We once had a crush on the same lifeguard 90 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,865 and she shrank my bathing suit to make me look fatter. 91 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,432 Or you got fatter. 92 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,809 They went from board shorts to a Speedo. 93 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,895 Thank God, I am an only child. 94 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,898 Wait. I am an only child, right? 95 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,942 [rapping at door] 96 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,443 - Hey! - [Riley] Hey. 97 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:55,945 Your Wi-Fi is all set up. 98 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,322 He fixes cable, runs the general store... 99 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,407 man, you're like a real life handsy-pandy, 100 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:01,784 like a handyman. 101 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,745 Uh, you want to keep this? 102 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,206 No, no, that's a gift for you. 103 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,417 Sweet. Maybe, see you around? 104 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,503 Yeah, I'd love that. 105 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,629 I mean I would like that. 106 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,340 I would like that. 107 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,176 God, I hope bad game is a recessive gene. 108 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,345 - [Maisy] That's quite a view... - Oh, God! 109 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,347 Jesus. Make some noise when you walk. 110 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,224 Was that Riley just leaving? 111 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,810 Yes, it was Riley. He just came to install some Wi-Fi. 112 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,895 Uh-huh. 113 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:33,190 Careful Billie, bringing cute boys around. 114 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,401 Justin once tried to steal an old boyfriend of mine 115 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,236 by wearing these tiny little swim trunks. 116 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,071 - [whispered] She's lying. - It didn't work. 117 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,198 Listen, I know it was rough 118 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,325 - hearing how dad... - Not your dad... 119 00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:45,369 Left me the cottage but I just want 120 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,413 to make a fresh start. 121 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,499 How about your fave: Games night! 122 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,209 My place, tonight. 123 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,852 Ooh, we would love to but we're so busy. 124 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,480 We got lots of like birth father-daughter 125 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:56,797 bonding to do. 126 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,590 Well, Billie's invited too. 127 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,592 Everyone's dying to get to know her. 128 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,512 There'll be drinks, more drinks. We could play charades! 129 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,808 Wow. That could... That could be fun. 130 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,476 Perfect. See you tonight at 8:00. 131 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,936 - Okay. - [Maisy] Don't even think 132 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,980 - about bringing anything. - Okay. 133 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,108 Don't even think about bringing anything? 134 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,360 Was I raised by Wolves? 135 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,279 Two minutes ago, you wanted to annihilate her 136 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,906 and now we're going over for white claws and lawn Jenga? 137 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,491 Yes, because games night 138 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,161 is the perfect way to run her off the lake. 139 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,955 Games night, where friendly competition 140 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:32,541 and binge drinking equals spilled secrets, 141 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:35,127 rumours spread and sloppy make outs. 142 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,921 Blood feuds are born and marriages torched. 143 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,674 And that is how we are going to take down Maisy. 144 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,342 That is Game of Thrones. 145 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:44,344 But with a much more satisfying ending. 146 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:47,056 Now, the best way to get rid of an invasive species 147 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:49,266 is to make its environment inhospitable. 148 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:53,020 So, in Maisy's case, that's family. 149 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:57,357 Army of skanks... Friends. 150 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,986 And Cottage. 151 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,989 Is this Mean Girls again? 152 00:06:04,073 --> 00:06:05,313 We're already becoming a family. 153 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,284 - Mm. - Step one, 154 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,286 we alienate her from her friends and family 155 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,205 by exposing a secret so dark 156 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,207 it rocks the foundation of Maisy's world. 157 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,750 What secret's bad enough 158 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:15,977 for someone to leave their cottage? 159 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,711 Summer of ‘77. 160 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:20,130 At a Quaalude and metuso game of two truths and a lie, 161 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,007 Paul Park brags to his friends 162 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:24,885 that he Munchausen-ed his dad into disowning his brother. 163 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,304 The cottage was sold the next summer. 164 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:31,600 Summer of ‘98, after two two-fours 165 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,852 and three grams of hash, 166 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:36,230 Nancy Sweeney confesses that her brother in law 167 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,524 fingered her at her sister's wedding. 168 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,376 Ripped the family apart and the cottage was sold. 169 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,196 Which brings us to step number three, the cottage. 170 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,739 What happened to step two? 171 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,324 Can't do math when I'm making a plan. 172 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,159 My grandpa was a Scottish asshole, 173 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:50,619 tied with turds and money. 174 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:52,037 His septic system alone is enough 175 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:53,539 to get the cottage condemned. 176 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,332 So if I can find my grandpa's plans 177 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,126 and bring them to the county Inspector... 178 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,877 Bam! 179 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,421 Maisy's gonna have to fix those violations. 180 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,674 At a huge price. 181 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,135 Yes, question in the back. 182 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:07,803 Mm-hmm. If it's such 183 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,805 a huge price to fix, how will you afford it? 184 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,432 Excellent question. We'll defer to future Justin. 185 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:13,892 Any other questions? Yes. 186 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,078 Yeah. What's wrong with you? 187 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,146 I was a breeched birth. 188 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,898 Now, once all the little pieces are lined up, 189 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:24,027 we just sit back, relax and watch them fall like dominoes. 190 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,487 We? 191 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:26,864 There's no “We,” on Games night. 192 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,949 So it's come to bribery, has it? 193 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:32,327 Spicy? Okay. Best offer: 194 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,079 You don't have fun tonight, 195 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:36,015 I'll leave you alone for the rest of the summer. 196 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,499 You can even keep the big bedroom. 197 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:40,919 And if I do have fun? 198 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:42,921 Oh, [chuckles]. 199 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:46,300 We are gonna bond so hard. 200 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,427 [animal groaning] 201 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,845 [scratching] 202 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,430 Or you're going to stay here 203 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:54,474 with whatever Riley woke up in the pit. 204 00:07:54,558 --> 00:08:01,558 ♪ 205 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,447 Place looks great, Maiser. 206 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,073 Oh, just remember: 207 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,825 No mention of the reno okay? 208 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,577 I already told the kids. 209 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,038 Is that why you put Opal's vision board away? 210 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,457 Well, with Justin back on the lake, 211 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,459 I just don't want people talking again. 212 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,862 You remember what it was like when I first got the cottage. 213 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,589 Oh, no, of course you don't. 214 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,257 You had just been traded to Pittsburgh. 215 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:30,010 Ah, yes. The lost years. 216 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,262 Relax, hon... 217 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:35,599 Once the Boathouse president approves our plans, 218 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,601 the renos are all good. 219 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,311 And I hear she's got 220 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,521 the elections locked up this year. 221 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,523 You don't understand. People said 222 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:46,485 that I slept with my stepdad to get him to change the will, 223 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,695 that I bribed the board. 224 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,781 But didn't you bribe the board? 225 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,449 I incentivized. 226 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,451 Once I'm re-elected, nothing can keep us 227 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,453 from our dream cottage. 228 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,581 But if Justin's happy, then he won't cause any trouble. 229 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,458 And we all know what makes Justin happy. 230 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,418 Right. 231 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:04,878 Nope, not a clue. 232 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,797 - [knocking] - [Justin] Knock-knock! 233 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,715 [whispers] Not a word. 234 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,133 - Hi. - [Maisy] Hi. 235 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,469 Look who brought nana's bean dip. 236 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,222 Seven layers of dietary restrictions. Yum. 237 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,600 - You remember Opal? - Hi. 238 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:20,102 [sighs] Hello. 239 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,478 [Victor] And Killian. 240 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,272 - Hey. - Hey. 241 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:26,316 Thank you so much for having us over It's really nice. 242 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,068 Victor, why don't you and Killian 243 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,404 give these two a tour of the cottage? 244 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,490 Yay! Oh, I feel like an exiled Romanov 245 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,784 returning to his ancestral dacha 246 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,161 after it was stolen by the unwashed mob. 247 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,039 [Opal] Did they bring bean dip to the dacha? 248 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,167 Yeah, I just can't believe that we've never met. 249 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,836 Oh, I was playing for Tampa, back then. 250 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,963 - Wasn't around much. - Oh, hello! 251 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,506 [Victor] Oh yeah. Yeah. 252 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,109 Is it weird being in your family cottage? 253 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,176 [Billie] No, it's not really my family. 254 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,387 What's weird is my Black parents being obsessed 255 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,014 with me connecting over my white roots. 256 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,849 Like, they're worried I'll lose a kidney 257 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,743 - and need a donor or something. - [Killian chuckles] 258 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,728 Yeah, my mom's the exact same way. 259 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,646 Like, I like dumplings and everything 260 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,708 but does she have to bring ‘em to every school barbecue? 261 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,150 [chuckling] 262 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,860 That's why I love the lake so much 263 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,237 because all the shit fades away. 264 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,072 [gasps] Is that you. 265 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,574 Where? 266 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,200 Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 267 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,744 [both chuckling] 268 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,537 With my grandpa, 269 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,039 or um, our grandpa... 270 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,292 Justin's dad. 271 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,961 [Billie] What was he like? 272 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,755 He was really fun. 273 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,174 He was always up for something just crazy. 274 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,553 You have the same eyes. 275 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,096 [Maisy] Hey honey. 276 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:41,266 Honey, can you guys come in here please? 277 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:45,479 Everything looks the same, smells the same. 278 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,191 Feels the same. 279 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,526 Stop that. Stop that. 280 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,737 [Maisy] It's so nice to have the family back together. 281 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,988 Sure. 282 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,741 - Wassup! - Wassup! 283 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,159 Moore, party of six! 284 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,494 - Here ya go. - [Maisy] Hi. 285 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,412 - Lovejoy, up top? - Sure, hey Wayne. 286 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,414 Billie! 287 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,957 - [Jayne] Wayne. - Yikes. 288 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,459 Did you see the links that I sent? 289 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,710 - Hey, sweetie. - [Billie] Hi. 290 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:09,878 - [Justin] Jayne. - Sorry. 291 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,339 [low pop music] 292 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,465 Hey. 293 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,342 Hey. 294 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,887 You were so zooted the other night. 295 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,390 She means thank you for not ratting them out. 296 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,433 Oh. Snitches get stitches, right? 297 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,643 Why? 298 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,395 Oh, it's just uh... 299 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,648 Never mind. 300 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,441 We're hanging at the fire pit. Wanna come? 301 00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,360 I'm good. 302 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,486 [Jerri] Okay. 303 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,031 [Terri] Oh, my God... 304 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,699 [Olive] Guys, wait. 305 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,368 They're not as bad as you think. 306 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,744 [Billie] They made people believe 307 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,037 I stole coconut cream vodka. 308 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,747 You don't come back from that. 309 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,374 They've been doing dumb shit like that 310 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,418 to me since we were kids. You get used to it. 311 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,336 No way, man. You shouldn't, either. 312 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,964 [sighs] 313 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,590 I think I'll just hang here tonight. 314 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,592 If you're staying for Games night, 315 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,553 you're going to need some backup. 316 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,179 To play a bunch of dumb games? 317 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,907 Shit gets real when boomers are three gins in 318 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,724 and they're six points down. 319 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,619 Okay, well, we're probably going to have to have 320 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,186 a safe word if we need to bounce. 321 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,355 - Okay. - [Killian] Okay? So... 322 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,023 Um. 323 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,444 Dumplings. 324 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,905 - It's perfect. - Yeah. 325 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,825 [whispering] 326 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,118 - [Justin] Oh. - Hey. 327 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,703 - Justin. - Jayne. 328 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,496 [Wayne] So, Jayne would like me 329 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,499 to apologize to you for taking a leak 330 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,335 in your sleeping bag at your dad's 50th kegger. 331 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,796 I am sorry. 332 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,315 If he'd known that they would call you 333 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,883 Pisstopher Robin all summer... 334 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,485 [Justin] My dad didn't have a 50th kegger. 335 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,720 - Total rager. Yeah. - Yes, he did. 336 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,597 Party of the year. 337 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,141 Why wasn't I invited to my dad's 50th birthday kegger? 338 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,101 I guess that's what he wanted. 339 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,311 Ah... 340 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,855 Cool. 341 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,440 Cool, cool, cool. 342 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,941 Well, you know what? 343 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,693 Since the games have already begun, 344 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,445 why don't we kick things off 345 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,572 with a quick round of Never Have I Ever? 346 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,199 - Oh. Yeah. - [Justin] Right? 347 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,509 I haven't played this since like, 348 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,743 I don't know how long. 349 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,369 Hands up, Maisy. 350 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,580 Um, let's see. Oh God, oh God. 351 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,707 Oh God. Never have I ever. 352 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,044 Oh, never have I ever had relations with a puck bunny. 353 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,963 - Yeah! - [Wayne] Dude. 354 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,008 - [Justin] Victor. - No. Okay. 355 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,594 [Justin] Never have I ever 356 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,054 relieved myself on someone's 357 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,056 imported Spice Girls sleeping bag. 358 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,432 Wayne. 359 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,767 Guilty. 360 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,895 Thanks, Jayne. 361 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,731 No. 362 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,525 Never have I ever, never have I ever... 363 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,068 Oh God, what else could I... 364 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,529 Never have I ever sucked Wayne's dick 365 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,572 while Jayne was getting her first aborsh. 366 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,117 [whispers] Dominoes. 367 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,995 Ah, fine. 368 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,290 But it's a good thing you brought up 369 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,251 before Wayne had his third drink, am I right? 370 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,629 He says it every year. 371 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,673 I told Jayne at her senior prom 372 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,925 and then we ended up getting drunk and making out. 373 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,677 Best night of my life. 374 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,262 - Hm? - Hey, everybody. 375 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,781 - [Maisy] Riley. - [Victor] Oh, hey bud. 376 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,181 - How you doing? - Hi. 377 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,100 Hi. Hi. 378 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,018 Hi. 379 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,729 This is perfect timing. Now, we can play partner games. 380 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,106 You and Justin can be together. 381 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,317 Hey, bean dip. 382 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,320 I made that. 383 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,782 Is that what makes Justin happy? 384 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,410 - [Opal claps twice] - Everyone, it's time. 385 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,495 As my bed time is 10, I've divided each game 386 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,205 - into rounds of five. - [Maisy] Mm. 387 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,624 [Victor] Great. 388 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:39,087 ♪ 389 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,966 You got this, Mais. 390 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,722 Okay. 391 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,451 [Victor] The Diving Bell and the Butterfly! 392 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,518 - Yes! - [Victor] Yes! 393 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,270 - What? - [laughter] 394 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,355 - I friggin' love you. - [Victor] I love you. 395 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,441 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 396 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,526 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 397 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,570 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 398 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,614 [Wayne] Ass. 399 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,365 Falcon and the Ass man. No. 400 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,200 Splinter in the... 401 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,702 Splinter in the ass. 402 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,120 Indiana Jones and the Ass Crusade! 403 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,246 - [buzzer] - Ugh. 404 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,539 [Opal] Time. 405 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,001 James and the Giant Peach. 406 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,337 Not every peach is an ass, Wayne. 407 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,506 The one behind you is a peach. 408 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,592 [chuckles] 409 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,927 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 410 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,013 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 411 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,307 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 412 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,558 [Jayne laughs] 413 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,480 Kill. 414 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:41,900 Bill... 415 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,279 Oh, Kill Bill! 416 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,590 - It's Kill Bill! - [Killian] Yes! 417 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,699 [laughter] 418 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,993 ♪ A little bit of this, a little bit of that ♪ 419 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,371 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 420 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,624 [laughter] 421 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,417 [Justin] Alright. 422 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,588 Opal, can I get a little help with this? 423 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,801 It's the foundation on which all gay cinema is built. 424 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,680 Mean Girls. 425 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,517 ♪ A little bit of this and a little bit of that ♪ 426 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,688 [loon trilling] 427 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,273 [Justin sighs] 428 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,150 Well, my bombshell was a bust. 429 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,277 I wasn't invited to my father's 50th birthday party 430 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,697 and Maisy is some kind of charades witch. 431 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,365 So I would really like to go. Please. 432 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,717 I don't care about the big bedroom. 433 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,326 You win, it's yours. 434 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,537 Okay, so your plan didn't work... 435 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,664 What about Riley? 436 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,082 Yes. I mean, he is. 437 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,542 He's very cute. He's really cute. 438 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,335 I mean, he's got... What? No. 439 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,212 Stop it. You are just trying to trick me. 440 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,047 You just want to stay here so you can 441 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,757 keep hanging out with Killian. 442 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,718 I'm saying it because he's obviously into you. 443 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,553 - Really? - [Billie] Mm-hm. 444 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,726 Oh my God. Oh my God, no, I can't do this. 445 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,936 I can't, not tonight. 446 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,981 Oh. Opal's vegan cheese made you gassy. 447 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,567 No, I don't feel ready. 448 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,235 I was divorced, like yesterday. 449 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,945 I'm not wearing any of the right clo... 450 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,715 Yes, fine. Opal's vegan cheese made me gassy. 451 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,865 Are you happy? 452 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,616 No, no one's happy about that. 453 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,660 I just want to go, please. I'd really like to go. 454 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:16,887 Well, what about your grandpa's plans? 455 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,788 You can still steal them. 456 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,124 They may not even be here, I don't know. 457 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,752 I believe in you, Justin Lovejoy. 458 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,879 You are like the Roman mob, remember? 459 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,380 Taking back the family dogs 460 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,048 from the dirty Russians and... 461 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,592 Oh, my God, please stop. 462 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,844 You're butchering a perfect metaphor. 463 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,388 Alright, fine. But as soon as we steal those plans, 464 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,015 we're gone. Alright? 465 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,100 Fine. But I'm not sitting behind you in the canoe. 466 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,019 [Jayne chuckles] 467 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,229 Wouldn't it be so funny if Maisy and me 468 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,982 just like made out, like right now? 469 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,358 Dumplings. 470 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:48,860 Yes. Come on. 471 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,623 I'm going to show you something so amazing. 472 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,156 Okay, you guys. Opal's in bed, 473 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,200 so let's make this next game a quiet one. 474 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,494 Hearts. No, duck-duck-goose. 475 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,204 How about Sardines? 476 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,789 Hm. 477 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,207 Like hide and seek? 478 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,666 Well, it's uh, it's kind of like 479 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,627 a reverse hide and seek 480 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,521 where like, one person hides and then everybody else looks. 481 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,172 And then when you find the hider, 482 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,508 you hide with them until the last person finds you. 483 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,551 Justin always wanted to play this game 484 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,613 when we were kids so he could sneak into my bedroom 485 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,347 and read my diary. 486 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,890 You taught me the game! 487 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,099 I'll save you the trouble. 488 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,601 I don't keep a diary anymore 489 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,978 but my vibrator is in the bedside table. 490 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,897 - I'm down. - I also want that. 491 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,066 - I will play. - It could be fun. 492 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,651 I'll hide first. 493 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:36,449 [trap music plays] 494 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,910 [Killian] So, s'mores aren't just graham crackers, 495 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,246 chocolate and marshmallows. 496 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,499 Okay, well, they're kind of are. 497 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,792 Yeah. 498 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,335 [Killian] But uh, you can also use 499 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,878 pretzels or Ritz crackers, 500 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,922 milk chocolate or dark chocolate. 501 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,549 And then there's the mini marshmallows 502 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,008 or the jumbo marshmallows. 503 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,135 Well, it looks yummy 504 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,389 but I thought you were going to show me somethin' amazin'. 505 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,807 You think you're ready? 506 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,725 Oh, I was born ready. 507 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,688 [exhales] 508 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,358 I don't get it, what are you doing? 509 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:12,652 Nothing. 510 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,612 Nothing? 511 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,657 Yeah, I'm not so good at nothing. 512 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,617 I mean, plus there's no such thing as nothing. 513 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,970 I mean, even breathing, it's like something... 514 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,912 Look. 515 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,206 [fire crackles] 516 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,756 Nothing. 517 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,636 [teen girls giggling] 518 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,430 What's up, fam? 519 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,765 Oh, my God, you guys would make the cutest babies. 520 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,393 [Terri] Oh, my God, you can't just say that, dummy. 521 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,312 ♪ Look at me, you in trouble ♪ 522 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,897 ♪ I ain't come here to cuddle (nah) ♪ 523 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,607 ♪ Big shark in a puddle (yeah) ♪ 524 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400 ♪ Big shark in a puddle (woo) ♪ 525 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,277 ♪ Look at me, you in trouble (yeah) ♪ 526 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,029 ♪ No droppin' this shovel (yeah) ♪ 527 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,655 ♪ Big shark in a puddle (yeah) ♪ 528 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,365 ♪ Big shark in a puddle, yeah! ♪ 529 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,661 ♪ Even with me, you against me right away ♪ 530 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,040 ♪ Even with me, you against me right away ♪ 531 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,585 ♪ Even with me, you against me right away ♪ 532 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,295 ♪ Right away ♪ 533 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,005 ♪ Right away ♪ 534 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,798 ♪ Ahn! ♪ 535 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:35,485 Lance Bass! Aw! We're back in sync, baby. 536 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,236 [smooch] 537 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,703 [door creaks] 538 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,207 No, no, no, no, Maisy here. 539 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,708 Perfect. 540 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,587 I got you all to myself. 541 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,631 Oh, whoa, um. 542 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,925 [Riley] Uh, sorry, I thought 543 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,302 I was getting a games night, 544 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,346 sloppy makeout vibe from you. 545 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,722 No, no, you were. 546 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,057 There was totally a vibe. 547 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,266 We were totally vibing. 548 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,268 It's just um, full disclosh... 549 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:13,523 I am pretty freshly divorced and very badly out of practice. 550 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,902 Uh, the beard tat dating trauma that you mentioned 551 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,445 at the Gas and Go. 552 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,239 That's the one. 553 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:26,577 You know, I have this scar and some like chin zits, 554 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,288 um, like to, 555 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,624 tighten it up and cover... 556 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,668 Why are you smiling? 557 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,629 ‘Cause triggered is my kink. 558 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,841 [Riley] Ah. Oh. 559 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,759 Do you, um, 560 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,846 do you wanna play my favourite game? 561 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,474 Yeah. 562 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,560 So now Justin has Riley to obsess over 563 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,937 and he won't care about the renovation. 564 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,605 You're brilliant. 565 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:58,151 I know. Justin always went after the hot guy 566 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,170 that was out of his league only to be disappointed 567 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,071 when they rejected him. 568 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,949 I don't know. Him and Riley seem to be hitting it off. 569 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,243 Oh, Justin may have lost the weight 570 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,120 but trust me, he is still a train wreck. 571 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,956 Riley will see that and dump him. 572 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,375 The pain and the shame will give Justin 573 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,544 two more reasons to run away. 574 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,296 Cool. 575 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,256 Wanna play seven minutes in heaven? 576 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,301 You dirty dog. 577 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:24,552 Yes. 578 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,597 Mm-mn. 579 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,099 [chuckles] 580 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,810 [muffled speech] Fuzzy bunnies! 581 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,937 Eight marshmallows! 582 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,606 Okay, Kerri! 583 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,484 Your turn, Killian. 584 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,194 Truth or dare? 585 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,322 Dare. 586 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:47,325 I dare you to sit in the outhouse for five minutes. 587 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,998 Make it a double dare. We'll do it together. 588 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,752 [Terri] In that case, we dare you to go into the outhouse 589 00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,087 and swap clothes. 590 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,630 What? 591 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,715 Done. 592 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:05,718 Janie, can you believe how good I look in Victor's clothes? 593 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,303 I mean, sleeves are a bit big, 594 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,264 waist a little bit tight but I'm a snack. 595 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,434 [gasp] I found it. 596 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,941 [gasp] The astral nebula. 597 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,611 Why is it so special? 598 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,738 You have to apply to get one. 599 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,323 I've been turned down. 600 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,491 Twice. 601 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,703 How ‘bout a demo, babe? 602 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,039 ♪ 603 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,374 [giggling] 604 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,417 [Terri] Have fun. 605 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:46,467 Okay, five minutes starting... 606 00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,219 - Now. - Hate to admit this 607 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,555 but this is totally on brand for me. 608 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,557 Every time I try to help, I end up in shit. 609 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,689 Pass me your shorts. 610 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,399 [sighs] 611 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,568 What's the matter? 612 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:05,611 No, I'm just... I'm just a bit claustrophobic. 613 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,321 That's why they dared me to do this. 614 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,031 So why didn't you just say, “No?” 615 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,658 I didn't want to embarrass myself. 616 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,411 I see my mistake now. 617 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:17,999 Uh, no big, we'll just do another dare. Okay? 618 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,667 Okay, yeah. 619 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:23,087 [wild laughter] 620 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,881 Oh no. 621 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,483 It's okay, stay calm. We got this. Yeah? 622 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,176 Yeah, yeah, we're good. 623 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,844 [Killian] Okay. 624 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,846 [Billie] Some bitches are getting stitches. 625 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,892 [Jerri] What up, Opie-dopes? 626 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,895 Couldn't sleep. My parents are fooling around in my closet. 627 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,147 [Teri] Must run in the family. 628 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,232 Yeah... Your brother and his cousin 629 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,401 are naked in the outhouse. 630 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:51,490 ♪ 631 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:53,427 Billie and Killian are having sex in the outhouse! 632 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:55,244 - Yes! - No! 633 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,622 Is that bad? 634 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,249 - That's bad. - Yeah. 635 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,084 [Justin] Oh, God. 636 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:06,631 I'm so, so close. So close. 637 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:09,842 Yes babe, yes babe, yes babe. 638 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,053 Oh! 639 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,512 Yes... Babe... 640 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:14,889 Oh! 641 00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,701 [Billie] C'mon, Killian. Just think of something else. 642 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,101 [Killian] Yeah, I'm trying. 643 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,728 I'm almost, there! 644 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,149 [giggling] 645 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,152 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I just... 646 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,405 [panting] 647 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,116 Your shoulder's bleeding. 648 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,701 What? Oh my God. 649 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,304 Oh my God. My birth daughter's bleeding! 650 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,913 My birth daughter's bleeding! 651 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,539 [Maisy] It's okay. I got it. I got it! 652 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:41,808 You don't know where anything is. 653 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,209 [Justin] I do. I do. 654 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,461 What's happening? What happened? 655 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,756 [Victor] Looks like your hell spawn struck again. 656 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:49,882 [sighs] 657 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,008 Is that my shirt? 658 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,468 Yeah. 659 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,929 Does anybody else hear that buzzing sound? 660 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,223 Uh, we should hit the road. Huh? 661 00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,850 Good night, guys. Thank you for a great night. 662 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,185 Thank you. 663 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:02,770 [buzzing] 664 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,818 - Do you think? - Oh, yes. 665 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,403 I mean, yeah. 666 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:11,737 Go Wayne. 667 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:14,740 Can you get tetanus from an outhouse? 668 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,158 Is that a thing? 669 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,910 [Maisy] I think you'll survive. 670 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,538 Oh, you have a better chance if you stand still. 671 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,290 [sighs] What about ticks? 672 00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,973 My mom says you can get Lyme disease here 673 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,584 from all the nature. 674 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:27,878 Lyme disease is really having a moment, huh? 675 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,964 Justin Bieber did so much for that disease. 676 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,133 I think you're safe. 677 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,722 You and Kilian make a great team. 678 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,181 Almost second place. 679 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,558 Uh, I know. I feel so bad. 680 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,184 It's my fault he took the dare. 681 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,312 He didn't want me to know he's claustrophobic. 682 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:48,524 No, it is not your fault. Let me guess. 683 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,527 It rhymes with very, hairy and scary? 684 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,280 Not a lot of cool girls on the lake your age. 685 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:56,866 Don't worry, Sarah will be here soon. 686 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,409 You two will get along great. 687 00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,453 Oh, cool. Does Sarah have a cottage here? 688 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:01,912 No, no. She stays with us. 689 00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:03,497 She's Killian's girlfriend. 690 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,585 There you go. Good as new. 691 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,963 Thanks. 692 00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,305 God. Promised her parents she'd have fun 693 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,432 but not like bleeding in an outhouse fun. 694 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:22,641 Jesus. 695 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,895 Sorry, hot mess alert. 696 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,317 Who plays very cool Connect Four. 697 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,278 Maybe you'd wanna play board games again, sometime? 698 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,549 Unless you're playing board games with somebody else 699 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,693 ‘cause you can play board games with whoever you want. 700 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:42,411 I'm not one of those like, hetero-boardative queers. 701 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,081 Nope. Not, not this guy. 702 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,502 Okay, I'm down for a rematch. 703 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,212 - [Justin] Really? - Yeah. 704 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,089 I'll wait for you on the dock. 705 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,926 I should get goin' as well. 706 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,761 Yeah. 707 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,513 Thanks for a great night, Maisy. 708 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:03,849 Oh yes, my pleasure. Get home, safely. 709 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:05,309 Maybe see you around? 710 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:06,977 Yeah. Around. Over, under, whatever. 711 00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:09,271 I'm flexible ‘cause... because I do yoga. 712 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,357 [Riley] Goodnight. 713 00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,985 [Justin] Thanks for the trip down memory lane. 714 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:17,405 As far as Game nights go, it wasn't one of the worst. 715 00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:19,824 I'm so glad you had fun. 716 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:22,952 And Billie turned out to be a lovely girl. 717 00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,039 Do you mind if I borrow this? 718 00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:28,916 The murder cabin is kind of short on fun. 719 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,209 Oh yeah, of course. 720 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,585 Take it as long as you want. 721 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,295 Great. 722 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,590 Mi casa es su casa. 723 00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:37,883 Not yet. 724 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,720 So why is he an asshole? 725 00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:44,306 Because he has a girlfriend. 726 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:47,309 We have this amazing time together and then... 727 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,311 [Justin gasps] So you did have fun. 728 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:52,356 Ugh, fine. You win. 729 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,692 But I'm pulling the adoption card 730 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:55,901 and keeping the big bedroom. 731 00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,862 Yeah, you can play that once. 732 00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,363 Maybe a few times. 733 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:01,073 Kilian should have told me. 734 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:04,326 Well, did he like, say or try anything creepy? 735 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,787 No. He made me s'mores 736 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:08,956 and they were delicious. 737 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,875 What does making a s'more even mean 738 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,251 in boy language. 739 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:13,878 I think it means that he likes you. 740 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,257 And that he has a girlfriend. Both can be true. 741 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,594 But the summer is long 742 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:24,805 and long distance relationships are really hard. 743 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,849 Why do you think I stayed with my ex in Australia? 744 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,368 Because you were running from your life 745 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:29,894 and it's crushing misery. 746 00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:32,062 All right, look. Not all is lost, okay? 747 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,482 Because you had fun with Killian, 748 00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:37,193 I stole my grandpa's plans. 749 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,241 Paint swatches? 750 00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,367 Order numbers? 751 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,869 What the fuck is this? 752 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,537 What the hell is rustic boho minimalism? 753 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,456 She's gonna tear the whole thing down. 754 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,709 A-ha! 755 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,628 Bring it down, Sherlock... 756 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,129 Boat House Committee meeting, 757 00:29:57,213 --> 00:29:59,423 construction permits, approvals? 758 00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:01,509 Oh my God! 759 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,552 This is why Maisy hid this! 760 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,221 She didn't want me to find out 761 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,223 about her reno before it went to the board. 762 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,099 So why invite you to Games night? 763 00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:11,936 Because Billie, because she's diabolical. 764 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,437 [sighs] Of course... 765 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,231 [Justin] What better way to play me 766 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,775 than by showing me that she's got nothing to hide? 767 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,777 But... 768 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,613 if we could get the board to stop her reno, 769 00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:23,906 then she wouldn't be able 770 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,991 to demolish our family legacy. 771 00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:28,452 Boat House elections are tomorrow. 772 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:30,412 We need to game her, 773 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,915 the same way that she thinks she's gaming us. 774 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,000 And the best part is, 775 00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:37,378 she has no idea we're coming. 776 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:42,341 Game and match. 777 00:30:45,094 --> 00:30:46,720 ♪ It doesn't hurt me ♪ 778 00:30:46,804 --> 00:30:48,430 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 779 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,724 ♪ You wanna feel how it feels? ♪ 780 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,851 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 781 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,437 ♪ Do you wanna know? Know it doesn't hurt me? ♪ 782 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,273 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 783 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,899 ♪ Do you wanna hear about the deal ♪ 784 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,276 ♪ We're making? ♪ 785 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,819 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 786 00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:03,571 [vocalizing] 787 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,406 ♪ Yeah-yeah-yo-o-o-o ♪ 788 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:09,159 [vocalizing] 789 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,869 ♪ If I could ♪ 790 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:13,122 ♪ I'd make a deal with God ♪ 791 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,125 ♪ And then get Him to swap our faces ♪ 792 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,294 ♪ Be running up that road ♪ 793 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,504 ♪ Be running up that hill ♪ 794 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:23,090 ♪ Be running up that hill then ♪ 795 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,137 ♪ Oh, come on, baby ♪ 796 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,598 ♪ Oh, come on, darling ♪ 797 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:34,935 ♪ Let me steal this moment from you, now ♪ 798 00:31:35,019 --> 00:31:36,687 ♪ Oh come on, angel ♪ 799 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,897 ♪ Oh, come on, come on, darling ♪ 800 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,609 ♪ Let's exchange the experience ♪ 801 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,319 ♪ If I could ♪ 802 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,863 ♪ I'd make a deal with God ♪ 803 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:49,241 ♪ And then get Him to swap our faces ♪ 804 00:31:49,325 --> 00:31:53,245 ♪ Do you wanna know how it feels? ♪