1 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:05,527 - That was Julian Grant. 2 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:07,181 He just called to personally welcome me into the seminar. 3 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:09,705 - Glasses up. To Sutton. Congrats. 4 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:11,141 - You're pretty freaking cool, Kat. 5 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:12,838 - You're my campaign manager. You have to tell me 6 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:14,536 that stuff, right? - No, I don't. 7 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,190 - I feel like maybe you've been flirting with me? 8 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,453 - It's my job to get to know you and talk you up. 9 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:20,759 - That's all this is? - If you got another impression, 10 00:00:20,803 --> 00:00:22,544 that's coming from you, but that's not me. 11 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:24,937 - Attention, everyone! "Scarlet's" been hacked. 12 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:26,722 - What if this ends up like the Sony hack? 13 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,898 - Wait, you mean, like, all of our emails getting out there? 14 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,595 I'm worried about Ingrid. 15 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:31,814 - If we could just get a name, 16 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,729 we'd be able to back up her story. 17 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,211 [bouncy percussive music] 18 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:38,908 - Well, hello there, fashion superstar. 19 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,910 - Oh. - [soft laugh] 20 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:42,955 Congrats again on the Julian Grant seminar. 21 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,609 - Thanks so much. 22 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:45,871 But now we need a new sewing machine 23 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,874 and good ones are, like, $1,200. 24 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,702 What is that? - Best of times, worst of times. 25 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:51,921 - Right? - Namaste, bitches. 26 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,575 - No. No more tequila. 27 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:55,098 [both laugh] - But, you know what? 28 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,882 I could use several shots of espresso, though. 29 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,188 - Same. 30 00:00:58,232 --> 00:01:00,103 - Hey, anything from Tia since last night? 31 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:03,019 - No, just this text: "Let's meet in an hour." 32 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,890 Period. - Ooh. 33 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,936 Ending a text message in a period is essentially 34 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,894 an act of aggression. - Yep. 35 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,592 As if I needed something else to stress about today. 36 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:11,723 [elevator dings] 37 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,812 [soft laughter] Good! 38 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,075 Good for you. 39 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:18,034 Great. Vitamins... 40 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,080 - ♪ Li-i-i-- life is a party ♪ 41 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,560 [phones ringing] [frantic chatter] 42 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,040 - Good morning. 43 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,563 How would you guys describe my breath? 44 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:26,782 [exhaling] 45 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:28,566 - Andrew, I'm sorry. It was one time. 46 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,002 - Because apparently I need gum 47 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:32,657 for my morning dragon breath! 48 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:34,485 - What is going on? 49 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:35,573 - The hackers released every email ever sent 50 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:37,053 on the Safford server. 51 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,054 Welcome to Hell. 52 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,057 ♪ 53 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,191 - ♪ Li-i-i-- life is a party ♪ 54 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:46,584 - We are so sorry that this happened. 55 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,456 Patrick right now is off-site, 56 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,022 dealing with our backend management, 57 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:52,199 and we will get to the bottom of this leak. 58 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:55,550 People, "Scarlet" has been through much worse. 59 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,160 Ultra low-rise jeans 60 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,119 and that Snooki/JWoww cover come to mind. 61 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:01,121 [laughter] 62 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:05,516 We can let this whole sleazy event make us angry... 63 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,519 [inhales] or we could let it go, 64 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:11,566 move on and get back to what we all love, 65 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:15,744 which is making this very important, very inspiring 66 00:02:15,787 --> 00:02:17,006 magazine. 67 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:18,877 So let's get back to work. 68 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:21,489 - Uh, hey, just one more thing, everyone? 69 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,534 We're already seeing some trolling 70 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:25,536 about this on social media. 71 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:28,017 So please don't engage, even on your personal accounts. 72 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,715 We need the official "Scarlet" handles 73 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,021 to be the last word. 74 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,544 - Thanks, Kat. - Yeah. 75 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,459 - And remember: business as usual. 76 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:36,939 - Red, come. 77 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,897 We'll be sending apology gifts today. 78 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:43,511 - Who'd you offend? - Manhattan. 79 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:46,514 [upbeat alternative music] 80 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:49,734 ♪ 81 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:51,214 - Hey. - Hi. 82 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,738 - Hi. Um, so I still feel 83 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,740 kind of embarrassed about last night. 84 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:58,917 - Please, it's not a thing. - All right, great. 85 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:01,050 Uh, well, it's been kind of a crazy morning at work. 86 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,574 But I did manage to make a couple calls. 87 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:06,795 Turns out, more than one voter in my district believes that 88 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:09,711 Elvis lives in the subway station at Delancey Street. 89 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,800 So I told them about my plan 90 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,715 to subsidize mental health clinics in the area. 91 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:15,064 I'd like to think I stayed on message-- 92 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,153 - Hey, Kat, listen, um... - Uh. 93 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:22,637 - You are... an amazing person and a great candidate, um, 94 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,073 but I--I think it is a mistake 95 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,684 for me to be your campaign manager. 96 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,730 [soft electronic music] 97 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,253 - Oh, are--are you serious? 98 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,081 - Yes. Yep, I am. 99 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,692 You know, campaigns are incredibly stressful as it is, 100 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:37,565 and when personal feelings get involved, 101 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:39,958 it can become a real problem. 102 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:42,178 So here is a list of campaign managers, 103 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,616 any of them can jump right in, won't miss a beat. 104 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:48,271 - I mean, if this is what you want, I totally respect that. 105 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:51,535 I just kind of felt like maybe we had a chance to win it. 106 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:52,928 - You do, Kat. 107 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:56,453 Um, just not with me. 108 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,021 ♪ 109 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:01,763 - Okay, here's another one of your emails. 110 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:04,026 Uh, the stylist Jason Kier, 111 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:06,028 who apparently is "a sassy little bitch." 112 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:08,030 [laughs] Can't say I disagree with that. 113 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,032 - Look, I don't get why people are so upset. 114 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:11,990 It's okay to be a little snarky if you're funny. 115 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,558 "Velociraptor in Versace"? 116 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,734 That's funny. - It is funny. 117 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:19,476 [inhales sharply] Ooh. 118 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,959 Did you call Tom Ford's spring collection "urban bleak"? 119 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:27,092 - Yeah, that's, uh, that's gonna require a phone call. 120 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,486 - Yeah. - Penance is so exhausting. 121 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,835 [cell phone buzzes] 122 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:35,840 - Hey, Mom. - Hi, honey. 123 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,626 - I'm super behind on "Grey's" so shh. 124 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,715 - I won't tell you a thing. 125 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,543 I saw online that your work got hacked. 126 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:43,848 Everything okay? - Oh, yeah. 127 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:47,548 I mean, work's crazy, but I'm good. 128 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:48,984 - Oh, good. 129 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:51,116 Good, I'm so glad. 130 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,684 - What's wrong? You sound stressed. 131 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,818 - I need to ask you a favor. 132 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:59,908 It's my car. The, um, timing belt's shot. 133 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:02,084 And Jim says it will cost at least $500. 134 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:05,087 I need my car to get to work, and 135 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:07,742 make it easier for me to pay you back faster. 136 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:11,746 - $500? Mom, I-- 137 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,748 - I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. 138 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,706 How's Richard? 139 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,926 You two still living in sin? 140 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,580 'Cause if you are, you know my advice is 141 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:21,843 you better be sinning. 142 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:24,280 - Richard's good. We're good. 143 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,934 And don't worry. 144 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,936 I can send you the money. 145 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,938 [soft music] 146 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:32,244 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 147 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:33,724 Bye, Mom. 148 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,247 - Bye, honey. 149 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:41,732 ♪ 150 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:44,169 - [sighs] 151 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,606 - So where are you with that list of names 152 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:46,911 that Ingrid gave us? 153 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:49,261 - I'm down to the last few names. 154 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:51,220 - No one's willing to back up her story. 155 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,917 - I mean, people are reluctant to talk 156 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,745 in the best of circumstances, 157 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:58,270 and this whole email hack has just made things worse. 158 00:05:58,314 --> 00:06:01,186 - Yeah, it's unfortunate, but I really need you to push. 159 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:03,275 - Code red, Jacqueline. Code red, Jacq-- 160 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,016 - Andrew, Andrew, take a breath. 161 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,757 This is a magazine, not a trauma ward. 162 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,019 Go ahead and get to it. 163 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:10,282 - Here. 164 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:11,936 People do get hurt here sometimes, 165 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,765 even if it is just their feelings. 166 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,680 I'm sorry. 167 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,856 - Hey. - Hey. 168 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,641 - I'm assuming you heard the news about the email dump. 169 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,556 - Yeah, that's crazy. 170 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,471 - Yeah, and now it's putting even more pressure on me 171 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,168 to get somebody to corroborate Ingrid's story, 172 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:29,563 but every time I tell somebody that I'm from "Scarlet," 173 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,173 they're like, "Bye." 174 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:33,044 - I'm sorry. That blows. 175 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,872 Bad luck. 176 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:38,528 - What if I just don't say that I'm from "Scarlet"? 177 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:42,097 - Hm, well, that sounds wildly unethical. 178 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,055 - Yeah, well, being wildly ethical 179 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:45,970 hasn't really been working for me, so. 180 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,798 - Hey, you only need to find one person. 181 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,496 - [sighs] It's not that easy. 182 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,193 - Look, I get that you're frustrated, 183 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:53,064 but you don't want to do something you're gonna regret. 184 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:56,285 That'll just make everything worse. 185 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,592 Anyway, uh, guess what? 186 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:02,204 I got advanced reviews for my book, and they're good. 187 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:04,249 They're actually really good. 188 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,904 I've been asked to write a guest column for "Slate." 189 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:10,038 - Oh, my God, that's amazing. - Thanks. 190 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:12,606 And, Jane, what you're trying to do right now, 191 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:13,824 it's hard enough. 192 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,086 You don't want to lose yourself 193 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:17,088 by becoming dishonest, right? 194 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:18,089 - Thanks. 195 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,570 - Bye. - Bye. 196 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:23,530 - Y'all, RJ Safford said, 197 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,749 "'Porch & Garden' is a bigger money suck 198 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:28,099 than my wife's jewelry line." 199 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:29,753 - [soft laugh] Are you reading the emails? 200 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,712 - I am. [inhales] 201 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,757 It's very therapeutic and totally distracting me 202 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:36,194 from the fact that I just loaned my mother $500 203 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:38,022 and now I can't afford a new sewing machine. 204 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,763 - Uh, let me help you out. 205 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:40,982 - No. Thanks, but I got it. 206 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,766 [cell phone buzzes] 207 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,855 - And Tia's replacements have started reaching out. 208 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,553 - What? 209 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,598 I can't believe she just bailed like that. 210 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:50,165 - It's crazy. We were just starting to 211 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,515 get into a groove with this whole campaign thing, 212 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:53,690 and then I messed it up. 213 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:56,519 - [gasps] Oh, my God. 214 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:57,955 - Another email? 215 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,696 - Well, tabloids found their story. 216 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,176 And it's Jacqueline. 217 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,265 Uh. [taps tablet] 218 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:06,137 "Five years ago, luxury brand SGDA head Bobby O'Neill 219 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,836 "nearly died in the offices of lady mag 'Scarlet.' 220 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,925 "Of the event, Editor-in-Chief Jacqueline Carlyle 221 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,796 "emailed a gal pal. 222 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,103 "'Bobby O'Neill almost died in my office today. 223 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,671 "'He's fine, but I can't lie, a small part of me enjoyed it. 224 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:20,717 Karma's a bitch, right?'" Oh, my God. 225 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,937 He's a big advertiser. 226 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:26,114 This is really bad for Jacqueline. 227 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:30,553 Uh, let me guess, meeting in the fashion closet? 228 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:34,252 Seriously, it is like the only thing I found in your emails. 229 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,080 [softly] Ugh. 230 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:36,994 Toodles. 231 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:41,782 - Man, that day was crazy. 232 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,261 Do you guys remember that day? - Yeah. 233 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:44,741 - Of course, it was my first day at "Scarlet." 234 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,264 - And we almost killed a man. 235 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:49,659 [Taylor Swift's "Welcome to New York"] 236 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:52,880 - ♪ Walking through a crowd the village is aglow ♪ 237 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:57,624 ♪ Kaleidoscope of loud heartbeats under coats ♪ 238 00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:01,628 ♪ Everybody here wanted something more ♪ 239 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:05,022 ♪ Searching for a sound we hadn't heard before ♪ 240 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:08,678 ♪ And it said welcome to New York ♪ 241 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:11,594 ♪ It's been waiting for you welcome to New York ♪ 242 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,553 ♪ Welcome to New York 243 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,816 - Perfect. 244 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,557 Call me, okay? - Yeah. 245 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,602 Bye. 246 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:22,083 - ♪ Welcome to New York 247 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,955 ♪ It's a new soundtrack 248 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:28,176 ♪ I could dance to this beat 249 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,178 [elevator dings] 250 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,963 [Taylor Swift's "Welcome to New York" over headphones] 251 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:36,837 ♪ But they never blind me 252 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,752 - Oh, can you hold that, please? 253 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,057 - ♪ Welcome to New York 254 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,755 - Thanks. 255 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,626 [Taylor Swift's "Welcome to New York"] 256 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,759 - ♪ Welcome to New York welcome to New York ♪ 257 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:46,934 ♪ Welcome to New York 258 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,897 [Jessie J, Ariana Grande, & Nicki Minaj's "Bang Bang"] 259 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,421 - ♪ Step on up swing your bat ♪ 260 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:59,424 ♪ See anybody could be bad to you ♪ 261 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:02,776 ♪ You need a good girl to blow your mind yeah ♪ 262 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,125 ♪ Bang bang into the room 263 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,431 - Hi, can I help you? - Oh, uh-- 264 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,738 yeah, I'm, uh, Jane Sloan. 265 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,827 I'm starting my internship today. 266 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,742 I'm a little early, I didn't know 267 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,614 if I should go to HR, if I should come straight here-- 268 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,616 - Hang on a second. - [exhales] 269 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,443 - Good morning, Martha. - Good morning, Jacqueline. 270 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,402 - Thank you. 271 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,665 Hi. Jacqueline Carlyle. 272 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,928 - Jacqueline Carlyle. - And you are? 273 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,539 - I'm--uh, Jane Sloan. 274 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,932 - You a writer? 275 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,369 - No, no-no-no, I'm, uh, an intern. 276 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,676 - That doesn't mean you can't also be a writer. 277 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,852 You look like a writer to me. 278 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,462 - ♪ I don't need to hear you talk the talk ♪ 279 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,855 - [exhales] 280 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,074 - Hey, uh, you must be Jane? 281 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,684 Hey, I'm Andrew, the chief intern. 282 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,947 Come, I'll get you started. - Okay. 283 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,688 - So I saw you were talking to Jacqueline. 284 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,516 - Yeah. 285 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,778 - When Eleanor retires, I so want to be her assistant. 286 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,519 - Oh, my God, I would love that. 287 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,477 - It's my dream, not yours. 288 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,436 - Okay. - Now you know. 289 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:57,439 Anyway, so I usually show the interns to their departments. 290 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,746 So I'll just, like, over here-- - I'll take her! 291 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,617 - Oh, great, that makes my job a lot easier. 292 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,923 Uh, Jane, this is Lauren Park. 293 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:06,796 Good luck. 294 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,711 - Oh, my God, Lauren Park. 295 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,757 I--I've seen your name on the masthead, 296 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,019 and I am such a big fan. 297 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,411 I've wanted to work for "Scarlet"-- 298 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:16,110 - Jane. Follow me. 299 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,852 I don't have an assistant and I have a lot going on, 300 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,811 so I'm gonna need 110% from you. 301 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:25,728 First things first, a VIP team from SGDA are on their way. 302 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,643 They're potentially big advertisers 303 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,731 and they need coffee. 304 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,472 I look at receipts. 305 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:31,952 - Uh-huh. 306 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:35,129 - Go. - Oh, okay. 307 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,130 [phone ringing] 308 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,698 - Dani Potter's desk. 309 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,656 I will deliver the message. 310 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,483 Thank you. [phone clicks] 311 00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:44,007 - Hi, I'm Sage. 312 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,879 I'm Dani's assistant. You're temping for me. 313 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:48,098 - Oh, of course. Hi. Sorry. 314 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,753 Um, I'm so glad you're feeling better. 315 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,755 - Mm-hmm. - So what happened? 316 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,452 They said it was a household accident? 317 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,584 - Cambodian bird's nest. 318 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,499 Sex swing. - Oh. 319 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,674 - They screwed it right into the dry wall instead of a beam, 320 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,893 and then the whole thing 321 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,633 came crashing down. - Oh. 322 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:02,983 - And I experienced a new level of penetration. 323 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,637 - You should totally pitch that to somebody. 324 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:06,682 - To who? 325 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,424 I'm an assistant to marketing. 326 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,773 But seriously, if I could get paid 327 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,514 every time I had a crazy sex story, 328 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,735 I'd get a very different swing. 329 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:18,476 Uh, anyway, uh, doctor cleared me 330 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,130 so I will be back full-time tomorrow. 331 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,828 Thank you so much for covering for me. 332 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,526 - Yeah, of course. See ya. 333 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:28,486 [pensive music] 334 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,793 - "Scarlet" digital is on top of the viral trends. 335 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:31,794 - Yeah. 336 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,622 - You ready? - Mm-hmm. 337 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,493 - Okay, let's do this thing. 338 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,845 - You know, I was actually, um-- 339 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,977 Never mind. It's all good. Let's go. 340 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,109 Ready? [phone beeps] 341 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,806 - Hi, I'm Andrew, 342 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,504 and I'd like to thank Jacqueline Carlyle, 343 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,811 Editor-in-Chief at "Scarlet" magazine 344 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,813 for nominating me to take part 345 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,381 in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. 346 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,905 Donate and support. 347 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,385 [slow-motion clattering] 348 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,476 [shuddering] 349 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,869 - Perfect. 350 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,609 Okay, edit that, bring it to me, 351 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,046 and, uh, thanks... - Andrew. 352 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,569 - Yeah. 353 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:10,528 [punchy music] 354 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,921 ♪ 355 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,880 - I just dumped ice water all over myself. 356 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,751 Why are you sad? 357 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,753 - My parents are doing the Ice Bucket Challenge now. 358 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,711 "Scarlet's" usually such a tastemaker, 359 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:22,410 but for some reason, the digital department just 360 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,064 follows trends instead of leading. 361 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,935 - So talk to your boss. - Mm. 362 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:28,938 It's not that easy. 363 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,853 - Okay, bye. 364 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:35,815 ♪ 365 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,774 That's a lot of coffee. Who's it for? 366 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,472 - Uh, Lauren Park. Some big meeting. 367 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,518 - Mm-mm. - What? 368 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,477 - Well, see, okay, Lauren's kind of a coffee snob. 369 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,827 So when it comes to a big meeting, 370 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,480 lobby coffee is basically treason. 371 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,135 - What? W--what do I do? 372 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,441 - First of all, you're gonna need to chill, 373 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,834 'cause Lauren can smell your fear. 374 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,139 Second of all, go around the corner. 375 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,837 Slave to the Grind. It's super fancy. 376 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,751 The execs love it. It's perfect. 377 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,841 - Thank you. - No problem. 378 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,104 - [softly] Slave to the Grind. Okay. 379 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,584 Um, cool. 380 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,108 Cool, cool, cool... 381 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,110 ♪ 382 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,720 - Human resources. 383 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,809 - Hi, I'm temping on Dani Potter's desk. 384 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,897 - Isn't Sage coming back? - Yes. 385 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,638 I know that Sage is coming back. 386 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:17,813 I was actually calling to see 387 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,858 if there was anything else available, 388 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,729 temp or otherwise? 389 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,470 I can type 65 words a minute and-- 390 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,124 - Yeah, unfortunately we don't have 391 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,647 any other available positions currently. 392 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,996 - Okay, thanks. 393 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,390 Well, if that changes, let me know. 394 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,000 - Of course. We'll keep your resume handy. 395 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,829 [Sia's "Elastic Heart"] 396 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,833 - ♪ And another one bites the dust ♪ 397 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,010 ♪ Oh why can I not conquer love? ♪ 398 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:45,536 ♪ And another one bites the dust ♪ 399 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,017 ♪ Yeah let's be clear I'll trust no one ♪ 400 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:55,024 ♪ You did not break me 401 00:14:55,068 --> 00:15:02,118 ♪ I'm still fighting for peace ♪ 402 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,468 ♪ I've got thick skin 403 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,558 ♪ And an elastic heart 404 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,734 ♪ But your blade it might be too sharp ♪ 405 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,606 ♪ I'm like a rubber band 406 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,783 ♪ Until you pull too hard 407 00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,785 ♪ Yeah I may snap and I move fast ♪ 408 00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:20,571 ♪ I've got an elastic heart 409 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,747 - Donate and support. 410 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,489 - No, no, no, cut the video right... there, 411 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,926 while he's dripping. 412 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,800 - [shuddering] 413 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,367 - Oh, yeah. Oh, that's much better. 414 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,891 [chuckles] Duh. - [soft laugh] 415 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,372 Hey, you know, I was actually thinking, 416 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,548 maybe we could capture some content for Snapchat? 417 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:43,377 - Eh, so our content can disappear after a few seconds? 418 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,509 I don't think so. 419 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,468 We're on the cutting edge here, Kat. 420 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,905 Oh, also, uh, Jacqueline and I are gonna need to see those 421 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,038 Woman Crush Wednesday pitches before you leave for today. 422 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,474 - You got it. - Okay. 423 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,954 - Okay. 424 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,957 [downbeat music] 425 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,568 ♪ 426 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:03,484 - So once we're finished here, I'd like to take you upstairs, 427 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,008 introduce you to some of Safford's other books. 428 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,880 And after that, you and I are gonna have lunch, Bobby. 429 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,057 - Lunch? - Where we will discuss 430 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,015 upping your monthly buys at "Scarlet." 431 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,974 - Straight and to the point. 432 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,498 I always liked that about you, Jacqueline. 433 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:20,109 - Which is why you'll up the ad buys. 434 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:23,460 - Uh--where's the coffee that I ordered? 435 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,854 - Oh, some should be here any minute. 436 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,639 - Thank you. - In fact, there it is now. 437 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:31,512 - Um, well, our next issue's gonna focus on global designers. 438 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,514 And so I feel like... 439 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,994 - What took you so long? 440 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,648 - Uh... - Are these even labeled? 441 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,042 - They're labeled by drink, not by name. 442 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,610 - These were supposed to be here at the start of the meeting. 443 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,046 - I'm sorry. - So am I. 444 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:47,876 New plan, just sit quietly and think about the fact 445 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,965 that you earned this internship. 446 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,707 Don't mess it up over something as simple as a coffee order. 447 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,058 There are plenty of young women just waiting to take your place. 448 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,625 [Tove Lo's "Habits [Stay High]"] 449 00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,149 - ♪ Oh oh 450 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,064 ♪ Oh oh 451 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,719 - Coffee's have arrived. So sorry about the wait. 452 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,678 - ♪ Oh oh 453 00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,376 ♪ I eat my dinner... 454 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,856 - Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is? 455 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,946 - Yeah, it's just over there. 456 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,732 Hey, you okay? 457 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,604 - Yeah, I just--um, I need to get out of here. 458 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:24,521 - Well, I know a better place. 459 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,741 Trust me, it's cool. 460 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,569 Come on. 461 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,961 Let's go. 462 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,051 - ♪ Go to sleep 463 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,836 ♪ And I drank up all my money ♪ 464 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,143 ♪ Dazed and kind of lonely 465 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,623 - Oh. [exhales] 466 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,148 Hey. [soft laugh] - Hi. 467 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,845 - Hi. 468 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,716 - ♪ To keep you off my mind 469 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,937 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 470 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,464 [soft funky music] 471 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,988 - Wow, look at all of this. 472 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,295 - It's pretty cool, huh? 473 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,341 - So you guys just get to 474 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,907 come in here whenever you want? 475 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,693 - Yep, whenever we want. 476 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:06,998 I didn't realize you came here too. 477 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,827 - Yeah, sometimes, if I'm having a bad day. 478 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,786 - Well, this is helping me, 479 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,831 and it's much better than crying alone in the bathroom. 480 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,355 - Lauren. 481 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,617 - There should be a special room 482 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,748 for interns that Lauren made cry. 483 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:18,836 - So I'm not the only one? 484 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,621 - No. - No. 485 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,319 - You should try that on. It's a good color for you. 486 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,321 - Are we allowed? 487 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,496 - As long as it's not for a shoot. 488 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,456 My favorite are the shoes. 489 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,589 Check it out. - Love. 490 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,852 - How do I look? - [giggles] Tiny. 491 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,333 - You have really great legs for heels. 492 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,465 - Oh, yeah. 493 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,423 She's feeling better already. 494 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,817 [Icona Pop's "I Love It"] 495 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,211 ♪ 496 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:48,823 - ♪ I got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone ♪ 497 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,564 ♪ I crashed my car into the bridge ♪ 498 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,609 ♪ I watched, I let it burn 499 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,655 ♪ I threw your--into a bag 500 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,570 ♪ And pushed it down the stairs ♪ 501 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,920 ♪ I crashed my car into the bridge ♪ 502 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,835 ♪ I don't care 503 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,706 ♪ I love it 504 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,491 ♪ I don't care 505 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,841 ♪ 506 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,799 ♪ You're on a different road 507 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,801 ♪ I'm in the Milky Way 508 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,499 ♪ You want me down on Earth 509 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,805 ♪ But I am up in space 510 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,590 ♪ You're so damn hard to please ♪ 511 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,331 ♪ we gotta kill this switch 512 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,333 ♪ You're from the '70s 513 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,335 ♪ But I'm a '90s-- 514 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,684 ♪ I love it 515 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,642 - [exhales] [soft chuckle] 516 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,905 - I'm starving. - Oh, me too. 517 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,473 - Oh, that's another great perk, lots of free food. 518 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,475 The leftovers from the conference room 519 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,564 should be out by now. 520 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,437 - Wait, but won't Lauren be looking for me? 521 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,786 - You'll know. When she's coming, 522 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,831 the winged monkeys usually arrive first. 523 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,355 - [laughs] Come on. 524 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,356 - ♪ I love it 525 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,966 - Mmm, this is good. 526 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:52,539 - You know, for like the entire week before payday, 527 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,019 I survive off of bagels from the conference room 528 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,326 and all the penis-shaped food that people send "Scarlet." 529 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,849 - Oh, the penis pasta was so good, right? 530 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,677 - Oh, so good. 531 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,026 - So, is Sage coming back already? 532 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,941 - Yeah. 533 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,379 - Did she really crack a rib falling off a dildo chair? 534 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,032 - Something like that. - Cool. 535 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,251 - Man, it's been a while since I've had a good hookup. 536 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,644 - Join the club. 537 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,298 - I saw you with a guy this morning. 538 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,777 - "Good hookup." He tasted like pickles. 539 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,257 - Well, last guy I hooked up with 540 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,519 asked me to rate him out of five stars. 541 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:17,912 - What'd you say? - Two and a half. 542 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,784 Asking to be rated cost him two stars. 543 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:24,484 - I'm, um, I'm dating this guy, Eric. 544 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,269 He's pretty amazing. - In bed? 545 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,315 - Totally. 546 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,273 - Don't you people read signs? 547 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,014 - What signs? 548 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,363 - This sign. 549 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,843 [soft dramatic music] 550 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,845 - Okay, well, that's not our fault. 551 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,803 - These sandwiches were for Jacqueline's lunch meeting 552 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:42,284 with Bobby O'Neill. 553 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,677 He's the big advertiser. Look. 554 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,808 The meeting starts in ten minutes. 555 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,027 You guys have to fix this. 556 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,811 Oh, God. 557 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:50,597 Oh, my God, no, she's gonna kill me. 558 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,338 - Um, what do we do? [soft laugh] 559 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,557 I--I can't get fired. - No one's getting fired. 560 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,950 There's so much food in this building 561 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,386 and I know where of all it is. 562 00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,258 Trust me. I just have to steal some. 563 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,433 - Oh, yeah, that makes sense. - Mm-hmm. 564 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,564 - I like that. It's good. 565 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:02,696 - You would do that for us? 566 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:03,827 - I love to steal. 567 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,742 And also, it's my last day. 568 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,396 And it's sandwiches. 569 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,832 - That's true. Okay. 570 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,399 Just text us. 571 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:13,359 - Oh, I don't have your numbers. - Oh. 572 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,970 - Should we... - Yeah, no-no-no, we should-- 573 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,450 we should just, like, exchange numbers. 574 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,581 - Yeah. 575 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,844 - Okay. 576 00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:23,717 [keys clacking] 577 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,766 Thanks. 578 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,420 - Okay, you guys head back to the bull pen 579 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:32,943 and let me handle the sandwiches, yeah? 580 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,685 - Thanks, dog. - Yeah, thanks. 581 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:38,993 ♪ 582 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,995 - Yes. 583 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,304 Oh. Hi. 584 00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:47,871 [Charli XCX's "Boom Clap"] 585 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,003 - ♪ Boom boom boom clap 586 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:54,835 ♪ 587 00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:02,277 - Sorry, I didn't think anyone was in here. 588 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,498 - Yeah, I'm--I'm early. Meeting prep. 589 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:09,458 - It's good to be prepared. 590 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,939 - I'm Richard. - Sutton. 591 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:15,638 So, Richard, I got myself into a little bit of trouble. 592 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:18,293 And, um, the only thing that's gonna fix it 593 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,774 is this tray of sandwiches behind me. 594 00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:23,342 - I'm intrigued to know what kind of mistake 595 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,865 is fixable with sandwiches. 596 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,215 - [laughs] 597 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,608 I would love to tell you. 598 00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,436 I am on a bit of a time crunch though, 599 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:33,264 so I was hoping you could 600 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:34,744 pretend like I was never here? 601 00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,398 - Secret's safe with me. 602 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,226 [Charli XCX's "Boom Clap"] 603 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:39,836 - Thank you. 604 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,404 - ♪ Boom clap you make me feel good ♪ 605 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:45,320 ♪ Come on to me come on to me now ♪ 606 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,757 - Well, that was exciting. - You have no idea. 607 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:49,933 - I think we pulled it off. - Told ya. 608 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,761 - Unbelievable. 609 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,763 - Yeah, look at Jacqueline Carlyle work. 610 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,896 - She's such a badass. 611 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,289 - Not to be, you know, weird, 612 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,944 but, um, do you guys want to get a drink after work? 613 00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:02,946 Celebrate? 614 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:04,687 - Okay. both: Yeah. 615 00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,950 - Sure. - Cool. 616 00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:10,301 - [coughs] [clears throat] 617 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,869 - Wait, does he look a little flustered? 618 00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,567 - [coughs] - Yeah. 619 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,569 - He does look kind of flushed. 620 00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,353 - No, I'm fine. - Are you sure? 621 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,269 [playful dramatic music] 622 00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:24,577 You okay? - No, I'm... 623 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,927 - Oh, shit. 624 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,929 - Oh, my God. 625 00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:31,410 ♪ 626 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:34,935 - Does anybody have an EpiPen? He has a peanut allergy. 627 00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:37,459 Somebody call 911, now! 628 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:41,594 ♪ 629 00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:44,423 [indistinct radio chatter] 630 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:50,429 - Is he gonna be okay? - Oh, he'll be fine. 631 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,387 Of course he probably thinks I did it on purpose. 632 00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:57,523 - Fashion closet? 633 00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:58,872 [together] Fashion closet. 634 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,229 - So should we say something? 635 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,492 - I mean... 636 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:13,408 If he's gonna be fine? - Right. 637 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,280 - [sighs] I can't believe this was my first day at "Scarlet." 638 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,718 - Oh, getting yelled at by Lauren 639 00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:20,720 and stealing sandwiches and poisoning a major advertiser 640 00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,461 wasn't a part of your "Scarlet" dream? 641 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,724 - [soft laugh] - I just-- 642 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:28,858 I've wanted to write for "Scarlet" for... forever. 643 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:32,645 And I thought I would come here and be perfect. 644 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,864 But I've just been overwhelmed. 645 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,388 - [exhales] - I hear that. 646 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:40,479 Uh, my boss, Garrett, 647 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,786 he's friends with my dad, that's how I got this job, so. 648 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,354 - Well, that's good, right? - Mm. 649 00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:47,747 I feel like the digital department's 650 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,444 missing some really big opportunities, 651 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,186 but I don't feel like I can say anything 652 00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:54,841 'cause I promised my dad I wouldn't make waves. 653 00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:57,408 - I think if you have a good idea, you should say it. 654 00:24:57,452 --> 00:25:00,324 And, Jane, it's your first day. 655 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:02,805 Keep writing, you'll get there. 656 00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:07,201 - Hm. I don't want you to leave. 657 00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:08,724 - [laughs] Thanks. 658 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,291 Yeah, I don't want to leave either, 659 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:11,510 but I did a deep dive and 660 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,555 there's no other available positions. 661 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:17,385 I'm down to my last hundred bucks, so 662 00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:20,214 I don't even think I can stay in New York, 663 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,650 let alone at "Scarlet." 664 00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:24,392 - Wait. Why don't you work for Lauren? 665 00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:26,220 God knows she needs an assistant. 666 00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:27,874 - There is no assistant position for Lauren. 667 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:29,963 - Not yet. 668 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,618 - Can you create a position that doesn't exist? 669 00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:34,315 - Are you sure you wouldn't want to do that? 670 00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:35,490 - No. 671 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,796 If I wind up working for Lauren, 672 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,362 I'm gonna leave here in a body bag. 673 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:41,365 - [laughs] Yeah, she's pretty intense. 674 00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,454 - [soft laugh] - [sighs] 675 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:44,934 - I do really love it here. 676 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:48,721 - Yeah. - Me too. 677 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:51,724 Let's find a way to stay, all of us. 678 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:54,727 [upbeat music] 679 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,380 ♪ 680 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:59,601 - Perfect, great. Oh, come on in 681 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,516 - Hi. 682 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,779 I have those Woman Crush Wednesday pitches you asked for. 683 00:26:03,823 --> 00:26:05,476 - Okay, I can take them. 684 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,349 - Oh, okay. 685 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:11,221 - Anything else? 686 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:12,658 - Uh, I also-- 687 00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,616 I just included a couple of other pitches 688 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,661 I've been thinking about. 689 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:17,576 - Hm. 690 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,708 - Look, I know that Snapchat stories disappear, 691 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:23,190 uh, but they have 46 million daily average users 692 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:24,844 and that number is going up every single day. 693 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:27,760 And, I mean, Instagram is growing even faster. 694 00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:30,284 I--I feel like we could create a community 695 00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:32,286 on those platforms by 696 00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:34,897 curating content that feels in line with our brand, 697 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:38,335 using digital to really sell the "Scarlet" lifestyle. 698 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:40,555 - And why haven't I heard this before? 699 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,426 - I don't know. 700 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:44,559 - I like it, Kat. I think it sounds great. 701 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,692 - I do too. Sounds buzzy. 702 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:48,389 - Yeah. 703 00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,956 We'll get Eleanor to set up a meeting 704 00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:51,784 and we'll discuss it further. 705 00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:53,873 Thanks for sharing. - Yeah, thanks, Kat. 706 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:57,528 [Alesso's "Heroes [We Could Be]"] 707 00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:59,226 - Hey, Lauren, do you have a second? 708 00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:02,316 - Not really. 709 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,491 Green juice? 710 00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,232 - Yeah, Pressed Juicery Greens 3. 711 00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:07,974 It's supposed to be better than espresso. 712 00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:10,193 So I know you don't have an assistant, which I think is odd 713 00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:11,673 'cause you're a junior editor, 714 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:14,284 so I called a few other Safford publications 715 00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:16,286 "Pinstripe," "Porch & Garden." 716 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,940 All of their junior editors are men, 717 00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:20,421 and all of them have their own assistants. 718 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,423 I think you should too. 719 00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:24,643 And I think it should be me. 720 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,731 - ♪ I know you hear me now... 721 00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:27,297 - Keep talking. 722 00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:28,472 - ♪ We are a different kind 723 00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:31,345 ♪ We can do anything 724 00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:36,350 ♪ We could be heroes... 725 00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:38,482 - Hm. 726 00:27:38,526 --> 00:27:40,746 It's the notebook again. 727 00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:43,966 - I like to write by hand. - Hm. 728 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:46,490 Girl after my own heart. 729 00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:49,232 What are you writing about? 730 00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:52,975 - Uh, expectations. 731 00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:55,804 And how if we let go of them, 732 00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:59,547 reality can exceed them in ways we never expected. 733 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:01,636 - Tomorrow, have Eleanor 734 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,812 introduce you to Conor in our copy department. 735 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:06,293 That's a good place for a writer who happens to be an intern. 736 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:09,644 - That would be amazing. Thank you. 737 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,952 - ♪ We could be heroes 738 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,693 [both laugh] 739 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,607 - I think it's great. 740 00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,218 - Oh, I can't believe I just met you two weirdos. 741 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:19,741 I feel like I've known you for years. 742 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,743 - [laughs] - Same. 743 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,571 - Well, we did almost kill a man together 744 00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,747 so if that doesn't bond you... - Mm. 745 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,314 - I honestly don't know how I would have 746 00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:29,708 gotten through today without you two. 747 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,971 For whatever reason, you decided to help me. 748 00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:33,537 - Of course. 749 00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:34,756 We have to have each other's backs. 750 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,671 I need cool friends in New York. 751 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,499 - Okay, a toast. 752 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:40,762 To... 753 00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:43,330 long and prosperous careers at "Scarlet." 754 00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:44,505 - And no more nuts. 755 00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:47,682 - Cheers. - Cheers. 756 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,553 - Hey, do either of you know of a cheap apartment to rent 757 00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,773 or a spare bedroom or 758 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,775 any room with a bed? 759 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:55,342 ♪ 760 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:57,648 - I might. - Yeah? 761 00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,303 - It's more of a living room than a small apartment, but 762 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,479 it could hold a bed if it had to. 763 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:06,396 - ♪ Me and you 764 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,752 [soft dramatic music] 765 00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,145 ♪ 766 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,538 - So that's what really happened. 767 00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:18,800 - We just wanted you to know 768 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:21,629 in case you have to do damage control. 769 00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:23,587 - Hmm. 770 00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:26,765 Damage control because Bobby ate the wrong sandwich? 771 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,332 [soft laugh] 772 00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:31,334 [laughing] - Oh. 773 00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:33,728 Are you not mad? 774 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,556 - [exhales] No. 775 00:29:35,599 --> 00:29:38,385 No, Bobby--Bobby and I, we--we go way back. 776 00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:41,649 And, uh, he'll--he'll be fine. 777 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,564 I'll take care of it. 778 00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:45,566 - Thank you for being so cool about this. 779 00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:48,351 - Well, the truth is very powerful. 780 00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:51,354 [gentle music] 781 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:54,705 ♪ 782 00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:56,403 - Well, we came clean after all these years and 783 00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:57,883 Mama Jackie didn't even get mad. [cell phone buzzes] 784 00:29:57,926 --> 00:30:00,755 I love it. What? 785 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,583 - Richard's asking which sewing machine I got. 786 00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:04,411 - What, you didn't tell him that 787 00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:06,413 you gave that money to your mom? - No, no, I didn't. 788 00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:09,633 - I get it, it's hard to be open about that stuff sometimes, 789 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,374 but I think it's worth taking the risk. 790 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:12,767 - Yeah. 791 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,769 - That's why I am gonna go back to Tia 792 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,380 and ask her to reconsider being my campaign manager. 793 00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:19,556 I can't imagine doing this with someone else, you know? 794 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,602 She's the whole reason why I'm running. 795 00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:22,733 She just gets me. 796 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:24,300 - That's great. Do it. 797 00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:27,390 [upbeat music playing] 798 00:30:27,434 --> 00:30:28,827 ♪ 799 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,654 - Um, mm-mm. 800 00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:33,222 Country-club pour, please. 801 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,615 - What's going on, Jane? 802 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,747 - Uh, well, Pamela Dolan is photographing 803 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,489 the new international Gucci campaign, so. 804 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:40,577 - Wow. - Oh, no. 805 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:42,841 - Watch. 806 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:45,147 - Six covers in the last eight weeks 807 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:48,194 a retrospective at the MoMa, and now a contract with Gucci. 808 00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:49,630 - It's a very exciting time. 809 00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,850 - You have found tremendous success 810 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:53,895 working with relative unknown models, 811 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:57,377 not established names like most photographers. 812 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,770 - I find it incredibly exciting to break a new girl. 813 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:03,165 I'm in the process of choosing the models for our campaign, 814 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,124 and there is so much fresh talent, 815 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,909 all undiscovered, until now. 816 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,824 - Look at her. She's a sadist. 817 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,435 You know, I only have one more name on this list 818 00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:14,568 of somebody who might talk to me from the Ingrid shoot. 819 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:16,396 And it's this hairdresser in Midtown. 820 00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:18,572 - Oh, hairdressers, they're chatty. 821 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,748 - I don't think they are when you're a journalist. 822 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:25,927 But what if I was just a new random client? 823 00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:27,276 - Oh. - Jane. 824 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,582 - No. You can't do that. 825 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,366 The truth is very powerful. 826 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:33,630 We learned that lesson today. 827 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,589 - And while we're on the subject, 828 00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,330 I think this wine tastes like crap. 829 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,940 - What-- I like the wine. 830 00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:40,681 The label's so cute. 831 00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:42,857 - You have to stop picking wine by the label. 832 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,293 This is the third time we've been screwed by that. 833 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:45,425 - Yeah, I'm gonna drink it anyway. 834 00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:48,428 [upbeat ambient music] 835 00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:49,559 ♪ 836 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:53,563 - I'm just happier styling here 837 00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,130 than on photo shoots. - Mm-hmm. 838 00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:57,437 - So done wrangling extensions. - Yeah. 839 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,744 Uh, do you do a lot of fashion shoots? 840 00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:02,572 - I'm pickier these days. 841 00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:05,358 Some jobs are crazy. - [soft laugh] 842 00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:08,578 [pop music playing softly] 843 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:12,582 Actually, I have to be honest, um, 844 00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:15,759 I'm a writer for "Scarlet" magazine. 845 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:19,589 I'm investigating an incident with Pamela Dolan. 846 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:21,635 I know you worked with her. 847 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:25,769 I was wondering if I could maybe get you on the record 848 00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:29,599 sharing your experience? 849 00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:33,821 - No. Not Pamela Dolan. 850 00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:35,866 - Okay. 851 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,564 ♪ 852 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:39,740 - So are we done here? 853 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:44,571 - Actually, I do need a trim, if you don't mind? 854 00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:48,836 - No problem. 855 00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:51,186 [both laugh softly] 856 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:54,668 - Hey, so when does your sewing machine get here? 857 00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,235 - I didn't order it yet. 858 00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:58,541 - Oh. 859 00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:01,849 - My mom needed some money. 860 00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:05,418 Um, every now and then, she needs some help, 861 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:09,248 and I--I lend her money. 862 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,728 And I didn't want to say anything. 863 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,600 - Why not? 864 00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:18,213 - I've dealt with Babs alone for... always. 865 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:21,782 So, sharing it 866 00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:25,133 with you, 867 00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:28,484 it's a lot for me. 868 00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:31,705 - Thank you for telling me. 869 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:34,925 And I will be as involved 870 00:33:34,969 --> 00:33:39,756 or not involved as you want me to be. 871 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,281 - Thank you. 872 00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:45,936 - Since we're sharing, I have something for you. 873 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,590 What, with the hack and all, 874 00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:50,245 I decided to take a trip down memory lane. 875 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:51,768 It's from the day we met. 876 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:54,423 Right after you left, I emailed Dev 877 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:56,512 all about the "Scarlet" sandwich thief 878 00:33:56,556 --> 00:34:00,168 and how smitten I was. 879 00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:01,865 - [exhales] 880 00:34:01,909 --> 00:34:05,173 [soft laugh] 881 00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:08,176 [tender music] 882 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:14,791 ♪ 883 00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,231 - [distant] It's true. - [distant] It's really cute. 884 00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:22,234 [indistinct talking] 885 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:27,239 ♪ 886 00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:32,461 - So I wanted to apologize for what I said in my email. 887 00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:34,594 - That's it? - That's how it works. 888 00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:38,250 I apologize and--[inhales] you fix it. 889 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,468 - [chuckles] 890 00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:46,780 I'll issue a statement tomorrow. 891 00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:49,565 We're old friends. 892 00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:53,830 Your email was just a joke that I took in the... 893 00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:56,616 playful spirit it was intended. 894 00:34:56,659 --> 00:35:02,143 - And your ad buys? - They stay. 895 00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:04,406 How's Ian? - He's great. 896 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:09,237 It'll be 21 years in August. 897 00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:10,543 How's Elaine? 898 00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:12,719 - Filing divorce papers as we speak. 899 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,503 - Oh, sorry. - Yeah. 900 00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,331 I thought the third time would be the charm, 901 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:19,508 but marriage is hard... 902 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,902 - Mm. 903 00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:25,384 - When you never really got over the one that got away. 904 00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:26,863 [gentle music] 905 00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:30,215 - That was a long time ago, Bobby. 906 00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:34,697 - Now, the Jacqueline I know 907 00:35:34,741 --> 00:35:37,178 has a bottle of single malt scotch whiskey 908 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:40,268 and a couple of glasses in her 909 00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:43,184 upper left-hand drawer? 910 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,404 - Good memory. 911 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:46,796 [drawer slides] I'm impressed. 912 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,234 - Ah. 913 00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:51,758 ♪ 914 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:54,674 [glasses clink] 915 00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:56,328 [bottle pops softly] 916 00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:57,546 [drink pours] 917 00:36:02,551 --> 00:36:04,292 [knocking on door] 918 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,344 - Sexy. - [soft laugh] 919 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:19,829 [spits] You're welcome. 920 00:36:19,873 --> 00:36:24,225 - Hey, nice haircut. - Oh, thank you. 921 00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:26,314 - So, how did it go today? 922 00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:28,403 - I told the truth. 923 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:31,189 I didn't get the story. 924 00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,800 And I need to move on. 925 00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:36,237 - Yeah. Well, you can't win 'em all. 926 00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:40,328 - [soft laugh] How was, uh, your guest column? 927 00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:42,461 - I handed in a rough draft. 928 00:36:42,504 --> 00:36:45,812 Trish digs it, and she thinks that "Slate" will too. 929 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:48,510 - What? Way to bury the lede. 930 00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:49,816 - I don't know. You had a hard day. 931 00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:52,166 I didn't want to make it all about me. 932 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,820 - No matter how hard my day is, 933 00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:57,389 I will never not celebrate your success, okay? 934 00:36:57,432 --> 00:36:59,347 - Same. 935 00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:02,437 [tender music] 936 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:09,488 ♪ 937 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:18,018 [indistinct chatter] 938 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,369 - Kat. 939 00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:23,197 What are you doing here? 940 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,155 - I just need to talk to you. 941 00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:27,245 - Yeah, okay. 942 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,816 - So, look, I respect the decision you made. 943 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,297 But I think it's a huge mistake. 944 00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,777 - Kat, I'm-- I already told you, I-- 945 00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,692 - Yeah, that working together is a bad idea, I know. 946 00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:42,303 But I'm telling you, 947 00:37:42,347 --> 00:37:45,132 I am willing to put aside whatever... 948 00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:48,483 you know, this is, 949 00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:52,574 because I think what we're doing with this campaign 950 00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:55,577 is incredible and I think it's really special. 951 00:37:55,621 --> 00:38:00,103 And... if you can't see that, 952 00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:03,324 then that's fine, I'll walk away. 953 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,503 Okay, cool. 954 00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:10,636 - No, Kat, wait, um. 955 00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:14,596 Do you want to sit? 956 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,817 - Yeah, okay. 957 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:20,733 - [exhales] 958 00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:25,346 Kat, you are so comfortable with who you are. 959 00:38:25,390 --> 00:38:29,176 You get in people's faces. You don't apologize for it. 960 00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,178 - Neither do you. 961 00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:33,485 - I wish that were true. 962 00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:42,624 The first time I kissed a girl, I was 17. 963 00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:47,368 And it was electric. And it was terrifying. 964 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:52,373 So I didn't do it again until senior year of college. 965 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:55,637 And by then, it was really scary 'cause I knew 966 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:59,467 this was what I wanted. 967 00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:04,559 And I don't want to want it. 968 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,431 - What do you mean? 969 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:08,171 - Well, you know, not everyone's like you, Kat. 970 00:39:08,215 --> 00:39:12,306 It's complicated. I--I-- 971 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,657 I don't want to go there. 972 00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:17,529 And we'd be spending a lot of time together. 973 00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:20,662 I--I can't. 974 00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:22,272 - Okay. 975 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:25,275 [Maggie Rogers' "Say It"] 976 00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:27,539 - ♪ Standing in the open light ♪ 977 00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:31,151 - Hey, thank you for telling me that. 978 00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:33,719 - ♪ I found myself staring at you... ♪ 979 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:37,810 - But that does sound really hard. 980 00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:42,118 And really lonely. 981 00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:44,382 So, you know, if you ever 982 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:46,819 just need somebody to talk to, 983 00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:49,691 I'm around. 984 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:52,825 I stay very close to my phone, so. 985 00:39:52,868 --> 00:39:55,741 - ♪ I cannot feel this way so soon ♪ 986 00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:58,265 - Okay. 987 00:39:58,308 --> 00:39:59,527 - ♪ I cannot be this way... 988 00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:03,662 - Hey. 989 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:07,230 - ♪ I cannot fall in love with you ♪ 990 00:40:07,274 --> 00:40:09,668 ♪ 991 00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:12,366 ♪ I knew it when you walked my way ♪ 992 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,413 ♪ That I'd be begging you to stay ♪ 993 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:18,198 ♪ I couldn't say it to myself 994 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:20,592 ♪ I couldn't say it to myself 995 00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:24,073 ♪ I felt it burning me away 996 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,467 ♪ I held on when you pulled away ♪ 997 00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:29,383 ♪ I couldn't say it to myself 998 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,559 ♪ I couldn't say it 999 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:35,302 ♪ I cannot fall in love with you ♪