1 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:03,786 - Previously, on "The Bold Type"... 2 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:05,179 I don't write for the dot-com. 3 00:00:05,222 --> 00:00:06,484 - Welcome to the digital team, Jane. 4 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:08,312 We're gonna have a lot of fun. 5 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,314 People don't want perfection, they want honesty. 6 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,751 - This is the real me. Heartbroken. 7 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:15,319 And I think it's about time we started being real 8 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,494 with one another. - Look at how many people 9 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,235 you're inspiring. 10 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:20,324 - You're also a carrier of the BRCA gene. 11 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:22,326 That is a game-changer for you. - Why? 12 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,198 - If kids are in your future, you need to start thinking 13 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:25,851 about it now. 14 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,157 - Richard asked me to move in with him. 15 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:28,680 I don't want to lose this. 16 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,508 Me. - What do you want to do? 17 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:31,770 - I want to move in with Richard. 18 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:33,207 [laughs] 19 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:36,688 [upbeat music] 20 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:38,342 ♪ 21 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,562 Turns out I am a hoarder. [laughs] 22 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:42,477 Who knew? - I did. 23 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,696 - Ha-ha. - Gonna miss your mess, though. 24 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:47,656 - I know you will. 25 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:50,093 I think I'm all packed. 26 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,877 - [sighs] 27 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:55,446 - Officially out of here. 28 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:58,362 - Oh. Thanks. 29 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,886 You know, um... 30 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,801 I could just ask them to move my bed back and forth. 31 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,716 - Mm, you probably should. 32 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,544 But first they should take their shirts off. 33 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:08,416 It's very hot in here, right? - Yeah, so hot. 34 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:10,244 You know... 35 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,725 As long as I live here, 36 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:17,294 it's your home, too. 37 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:18,861 - I know. 38 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:20,210 [bittersweet music] 39 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,386 both: I love you. [soft laugh] 40 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,562 ♪ 41 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:26,303 [sighs] 42 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:29,263 ♪ 43 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:32,266 - Stop. 44 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,398 Why are you taking this? - Come on. 45 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,574 Yes, my sex life with Richard is fantastic, 46 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:38,446 but I am not leaving Mr. Hemsworth. 47 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:39,577 - "Mr. Hemsworth"? 48 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:41,449 This is "Reliable Buddy." 49 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:43,625 - Uh, excuse me, I think that I know 50 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:46,280 my vibrator when I see it. I got it at the... 51 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:49,283 [together] Pink Pussycat on Bleeker. 52 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:58,857 - Mines missing. - Okay. 53 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:02,165 That doesn't mean that we swapped... vibrators. 54 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,819 - You keep yours near your bed, right? 55 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:06,387 - Yeah! Oh, except for when we had the dinner party, 56 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,823 so I moved it from my bedroom to the... 57 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,172 [together] Bathroom. 58 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,739 - Where I dumped my makeup bag... 59 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:11,609 - [gasps] - After I got back 60 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:12,784 from Jersey Shore. 61 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:13,829 You know what, you take it. 62 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:15,613 - Actually, I think it's yours. 63 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,485 - Nope, it isn't. - No, it is, 64 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:19,487 because mine has a dent in it. - How did you dent it? 65 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,532 - Don't ask me questions. - It is a going-away present. 66 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,795 You're welcome. - No thanks, not necessary. 67 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:24,796 - I don't want it. Take it. 68 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:25,797 - [squeals] 69 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:29,149 [buzzing] 70 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:35,720 Well, let's do this. 71 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:36,765 [Josie Dunne's "Make You Mine"] 72 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:39,289 Love ya. Thanks. 73 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,639 - ♪ One kiss one touch you're mine ♪ 74 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:45,774 ♪ Gonna make you mine 75 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,689 - [laughs] 76 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:50,822 [sighs] You know... 77 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:53,216 I really thought I had less stuff. 78 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,870 - Well, thank God you have this lamp. 79 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,220 Which is great, 'cause I've had my eye on it 80 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,308 in your apartment for a while now. 81 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:00,702 - [laughing] both: Ah. 82 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:02,660 - And, uh, this is dirty, I assume? 83 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,488 - Yes, very. 84 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,360 With the move and work, 85 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:07,926 I haven't had much time to do anything. 86 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,537 Oliver's been leaning on me a lot, so... 87 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,495 - All right, well, dirty laundry goes in the closet. 88 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:13,976 Fran does it on Monday. - Oh, hey, uh-- 89 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,021 you know, Fran is your housekeeper. 90 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:18,937 She doesn't work for me. 91 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:22,332 - Fran is your housekeeper because you live here now. 92 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,333 - I live here. - Yeah. [laughing] 93 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:24,856 - That's so great. 94 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,945 I think I'm still gonna do my own laundry, though. 95 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:28,773 - What--seriously? 'Cause you don't have to. 96 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:31,036 - I know, but I like to. 97 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,475 And anyway, these are my unmentionables. 98 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:36,868 - Then I shall not mention them. 99 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:39,784 But I shall go tip the movers. 100 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:43,745 [pensive electronic music] 101 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:49,794 ♪ 102 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:56,061 - Okay, come on out. 103 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:58,368 I wanna see you in your hockey outfit before you go. 104 00:03:58,412 --> 00:03:59,761 - It's not an outfit. 105 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:02,720 It's a uniform. - I like it. 106 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:05,375 Give me a little spin. 107 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,898 - Whoo, yeah. - [laughing] 108 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:07,899 Wow. 109 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:10,554 You are so hot. 110 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,382 You are gonna melt that ice, 111 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,905 which is gonna send that puck 112 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:16,299 right into the net. 113 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,475 - Yeah, I mean, I want to like it, but no. 114 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:19,955 It's not doing it for me. - [laughing] 115 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,699 - But... 116 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,963 What is doing it for me is the fact that 117 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,399 you made me a pre-game snack. 118 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:32,054 - Oh, no. 119 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:34,317 - "Follitropin"? 120 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,971 Oh, hey, is it egg-freezing time? 121 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:37,929 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 122 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:40,105 Uh, I went to the doctor and they gave me the go-ahead 123 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,977 to start my egg-freezing process. 124 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:44,588 - That's great. - Mm-hmm. 125 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,416 - That's a big deal. - I guess. 126 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,679 I mean, it's just some injections 127 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:51,856 and then the egg extraction, which is a small procedure, 128 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,597 but, uh, it's pretty straight-forward. 129 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,904 Oh, except, um, no drinking, 130 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,688 no carbs, and no sex for two weeks. 131 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:58,820 I probably should have told you that. 132 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,648 - Uh, yeah. 133 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,606 Are you kidding me? 134 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:05,392 No carbs for two weeks? 135 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,571 So, what can I do? - Nothing. 136 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:13,356 They taught me how to do the injections at the doctor's. 137 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,141 Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy. - You're gonna inject yourself? 138 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:18,143 - Mm-hmm. - I can help. 139 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:19,536 I mean, I can be late for hockey, it doesn't matter. 140 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,103 - No, no, no. You have playoffs, 141 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:23,497 which is so exciting... - Mm. 142 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:26,021 - And, uh, I'm fine, so go. 143 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:28,371 And go Ryan's hockey team. - The Zambronis, you mean? 144 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,633 - The Zambronis. 145 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,418 Go. [laughs] 146 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,116 Bye. - Bye. 147 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:40,949 ♪ 148 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:43,865 [text message swoops] 149 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,566 - All right. [sighs] 150 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:55,920 ♪ 151 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:58,140 Here goes Operation "Freeze Jane's Eggs 152 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,968 to Keep Her Options Open for Her Future." 153 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:04,015 [syringe clicking] 154 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,455 - That's it? - Yep. 155 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:09,847 - Wow. 156 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:11,806 Bikini waxes laugh at that. 157 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:13,634 Hah. - Yeah. 158 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:16,767 - Okay, so it is 10:30... - Mm-hmm. 159 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,465 - So for the next ten days, 160 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:21,468 I have to take the injection at the exact same time. 161 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:22,947 - Okey-dokey. 162 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:26,211 You know, I love any excuse to hang out, but 163 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:28,562 why don't you just get Pinstripe to help you with this stuff? 164 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:30,172 - Because, I mean, 165 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:32,000 we're seven weeks into our relationship. 166 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,089 I don't want to kill our early, fun dating vibe 167 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,744 with "alcohol wipes, hormone injection, 168 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,528 mild cramping" vibes. 169 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:41,052 This is mucking through some tough stuff, and... 170 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,185 - [sighs] - It's too early for mucking. 171 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,882 - You want to focus on the other "ucking." 172 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:46,144 - Exactly. 173 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:49,060 I'm really happy. 174 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:52,150 And I want to protect what we have. 175 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:55,458 - You know, it might bring you closer together. 176 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,546 - Really? 177 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,896 Well, answer this question: 178 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,811 Did you poop in front of Adena? 179 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,726 - I don't know what that has to do with anything. 180 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,729 - Answer the question. 181 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:08,079 - I'd go to the Duane Reade... - [laughing] 182 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:09,907 - On my corner. 183 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:11,996 But I'm an only child. I don't poop in front of anyone. 184 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,042 And I don't see what pooping has to do 185 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:15,913 with fertility injections. 186 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:18,089 - It's something that has to be done, and just because 187 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,917 it's happening doesn't mean that Ryan needs to be there. 188 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,571 I already have a plan. 189 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,225 His hockey team is in the playoffs. 190 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,923 He's busy, and once hockey season is over, 191 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,622 I'll be done with this, and we are back to where we were. 192 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,798 - Non-stop "ucking." 193 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,539 [upbeat music] 194 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,715 Is that how you "uck"? 195 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:38,893 ♪ 196 00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:40,808 - How you doing? 197 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:42,679 - I'm good. 198 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,028 Yeah, better. 199 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:47,510 What about you? - I'm--I'm great. 200 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,730 So last night I got into one of those obligatory 201 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,645 "is social media good or bad?" debates, 202 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:53,734 and you came up on the side of good. 203 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:55,779 Kat, your #BeReal campaign 204 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:58,260 has exploded, it's incredible. 205 00:07:58,303 --> 00:07:59,609 I mean, look, look. 206 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:02,743 - That's crazy. - Break-ups, unemployment, 207 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,309 health issues. 208 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,137 I mean, it's amazing. 209 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,096 I keep scrolling. - Oh, hold on. 210 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,924 - What? - Yeah, just go back up. 211 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,795 - This? - Yeah. 212 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,971 - "After 30 years, my bar is being shut down. 213 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:17,061 "I'm devastated that the safe haven I've created for 214 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:19,194 queer women will be gone forever." 215 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:21,849 You know this place, Wild Susan? 216 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:24,155 - Yeah, it-- Adena took me there once, 217 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:26,636 and it's kind of become my spot. 218 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,639 [pensive music] 219 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:32,337 ♪ 220 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:33,861 - I'm gonna be in and out today. 221 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,167 Cover when needed. Text when necessary. 222 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,735 Call when--don't call. - Okay. 223 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,998 Where you going? - Out. 224 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,130 I'm gonna need you to run point 225 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:44,175 on the prom-themed shoot. 226 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,264 I will not be there. - And it's all set? 227 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:49,180 Models, photographers booked? - Yes. 228 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,747 We can effectively memorialize 229 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,314 the most traumatic night of my youth. 230 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,011 - Oh, no. You hated prom? 231 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:56,623 - I--don't call. - 'Kay, bye! 232 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:59,626 [upbeat music] 233 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:04,848 ♪ 234 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,024 - Hi, Jane. - Hi. 235 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,722 Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt. 236 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,245 - Oh, not at all. 237 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,073 I did this incredible retreat at Kripalu 238 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,683 and they taught me mini-meditations. 239 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,206 Five minutes and I'm fully aligned 240 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,686 with the present moment. 241 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,080 And here for you, so go. 242 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,951 - I'm starting my egg-freezing process this week. 243 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,170 - Obsessed. - Good. 244 00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:23,388 Because I'm writing a piece on it. 245 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:26,391 - Wait, Jane. 246 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:28,045 So what's your angle? 247 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:30,395 - Demystifying the egg-freezing process. 248 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,659 - Mm. Yeah, needs a little bit more. 249 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,791 - No problem. It's probably better for the magazine anyway. 250 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,401 - Remember, you write for the dot-com. 251 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,055 I really want this one for the dot-com, 252 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,318 so we just need to plus it up. - [scoffs] 253 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,059 Plus it up? 254 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,714 Plus up the challenges of my medical condition? 255 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,716 - Yeah, next-level it. Find a fresh angle. 256 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,718 Once you figure that out, then you can write your piece. 257 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,807 - Okay. 258 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,722 - Thanks, Jane. 259 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:55,725 [funky music] 260 00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,814 ♪ 261 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,686 Jacqueline. 262 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,905 Andrew told me you wanted to talk? 263 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:05,256 - Yes, I saw that you are reaching out to Cardi B 264 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,737 for digital's new date-night column. 265 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,347 I was hoping that maybe you could hold off on that, 266 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,915 because we're trying to get Cardi for a feature 267 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,309 in the magazine, and it's kind of an either/or situation. 268 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,180 - Wow. 269 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,355 - Do you have a problem with that? 270 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,053 - No, I'm just a little surprised. 271 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,881 - Patrick, it's really important 272 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,231 that digital and print work well together, 273 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,668 especially since we're sharing resources... 274 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,017 - You misunderstand. 275 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,019 Of course, I will hold off on Cardi B. 276 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,413 I'm just a little surprised that digital and print 277 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:34,677 are throwing elbows for the same talent. 278 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,331 Mm, I gotta up my game. 279 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:40,161 ♪ 280 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:43,033 - "Plus it up"? Egg-freezing is emotional, 281 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,427 and hard, and plenty plussed-up. 282 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,211 - Okay, look, I know you don't like the guy, 283 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,343 but you have to admit it's pretty cool that 284 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,780 he authorized a field trip to Wild Susan. 285 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,304 I want you guys to see how great it is. 286 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:54,915 - Hey, do you guys think it's weird that I don't 287 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,438 want Richard's housekeeper doing my laundry? 288 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,266 - That's insane. - Yes. 289 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,181 - I bet he's had a housekeeper his whole life. 290 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:03,010 - Well, I've had a housekeeper my whole life. 291 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,316 - I had my aunt come over and help my brother and I 292 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,884 clean the house, but my life goal is to be 293 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,321 successful enough to never have to do my own laundry again. 294 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,236 - Not only have I never had a housekeeper, 295 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:15,152 but in 12th grade I almost was one at a hotel. 296 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,807 - What happened? - Failed the drug test. 297 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:21,419 [indistinct chatter] 298 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,812 - I don't get it. 299 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,466 I mean, this place is packed. 300 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,338 Why is it closing? - It's a scam. 301 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,514 They say we owe 42 grand to the state liquor authority, 302 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,907 but the fines are 20 years old 303 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,343 and we didn't even know about them. 304 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,345 Most of it is penalty. We can't afford that. 305 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,304 - So, why did they come up now? 306 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,785 - Owner, city, developer, they want to gentrify 307 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,830 the neighborhood, so they dug them up. 308 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,136 Now we have to pay them all at once or 309 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,007 we're in breach of our lease. 310 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,096 It was a good run, but we're done. 311 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,011 - Thank you. 312 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:51,145 - That sucks. - Yeah. 313 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,103 You know, I love going to straight bars with you guys, 314 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,367 I do, but I'm still finding myself 315 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,500 and finding my place, and having a bar like this 316 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,894 has been really great. 317 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:03,418 And now they're gonna tear it down to build a luxury condo. 318 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,028 - Well, you know what, 319 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,377 we can go to other lesbian bars with you. 320 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,118 - Mm-hmm. - Well, you know, this is 321 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:11,208 actually one of only two lesbian bars in the city. 322 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,557 - What? - You're kidding. 323 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,559 - It's ridiculous. 324 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,345 You know what, I'm texting my lawyer. 325 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,521 [both laugh] - You have a lawyer? 326 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,218 - I do. 327 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,264 She did #BeReal and hated her firm 328 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,353 and quit, and we DM'd. 329 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,442 And now I have a lawyer. 330 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,183 - Do I need a lawyer? - Yeah. 331 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,358 [phone buzzes] 332 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,143 - Oh, no. 333 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,536 I gotta go. 334 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,407 Sorry. - What? 335 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:39,410 [electronic music] 336 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:40,455 ♪ 337 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:43,371 - Hey. So, um, 338 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,068 we really have to get going. Is Deirdre ready? 339 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,548 - Why did Oliver book Nick Chassen? 340 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,332 - Because he's great at doing make-up. 341 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,594 - Yeah, well, Nick's also the guy she caught 342 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,248 blowing her boyfriend last Christmas. 343 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,033 Oliver knew that. What was he thinking? 344 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,512 - Give me one second. 345 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,384 Hey, Deirdre. 346 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,473 Well, see you practicing that smolder. 347 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,605 Let's get you some of that genius face-painting. 348 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,912 - Yeah, try Bob Ross, 349 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:03,957 because if she's the model then you're losing 350 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,610 the best make-up artist in town. 351 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,612 - Best at blowing guys too drunk to care. 352 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,919 - Trust me, he cared. - Oh. 353 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:10,920 - Screw this. - Fine. 354 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,270 - Oh, no, no. Um, guys! 355 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,272 Okay. Hey, can you give me ten minutes 356 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,448 and I can figure this out? - No, you won't. 357 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,276 I can't believe Oliver booked them together. 358 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,104 I'm billing for this time. 359 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,236 ♪ 360 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,629 [indistinct chatter] 361 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,414 - Actually, the thing is, they're all very distinct. 362 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,632 It makes my job relatively easy. 363 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,330 - Hey. - Hi. 364 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,592 What are you doing here? 365 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,072 - I just had a meeting with Trish. 366 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,551 My editor. I have a book deal. 367 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,162 - Oh, I know Trish. She--she's great. 368 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,251 She just did Marina's book. Abromavic. 369 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,600 - Right, yeah. - I'm sorry. 370 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,297 Do you two know each other? 371 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,212 - Well, we just met, 372 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,953 but I loved his column in "Pinstripe" 373 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,651 and I'm super into the fact that he's dating you. 374 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,044 - Good times. 375 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,307 Uh, we should all go back to work. 376 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,396 - Well, maybe we are working. 377 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,094 I mean, isn't that the cool thing about being a writer, 378 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,923 you could argue that every life moment is material? 379 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,186 - No, not every life moment. 380 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,927 - It's debatable. - Agree to disagree. 381 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,276 - You agreeing to disagree with me 382 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:03,538 is material. - That doesn't make sense. 383 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,280 - Pitch: You two should write about 384 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,369 your egg-freezing process together. 385 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,066 - Cool. - No. 386 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,981 - Think about it: Two brilliant writers, 387 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:15,158 who are a couple, going through this monumental change together. 388 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:18,422 You could really dig in, explore the hopes around it, the fears. 389 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:22,513 - Well, I hope... [laughs] that this isn't happening. 390 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,647 - Well, I really want it to, so... 391 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,041 I'm afraid that it is, okay? - We'll make it work. 392 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,651 - Good. 393 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,174 Looking forward to it. 394 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,002 Good meeting you, Ryan. - You, too. 395 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,699 Thanks for the gig. 396 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,006 [rousing music] 397 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,402 - So, how do you want to do this? 398 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,056 Should we take turns typing? 399 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,841 Or maybe one of us controls the keyboard. 400 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,409 Who am I kidding, that's all you. 401 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,063 - [laughs] Yeah, that's probably best. 402 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,238 - I think it would be really helpful if 403 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,935 you broke it all down for me, 404 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,937 explained the whole process so far. 405 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,896 Also, I'd really love to get a schedule of 406 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,941 all of your doctor's visits, your injections. 407 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,377 I wanna be there for all of it. 408 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,292 Also, I want to talk about side-effects. 409 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,425 Are you experiencing mood swings because of all the hormones, 410 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:07,254 or is it more physical stuff like bloating, cramping? 411 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,864 - You know, I don't really think 412 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,692 that approaching it this way makes sense. 413 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,260 - So is that a "yes" on the mood swings? 414 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:16,306 Okay, well, what's your angle? 415 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,092 - Well, um... [sighs] 416 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,397 I was thinking it could be 417 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,791 a he-said, she-said? 418 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,750 Go off on our own, write from our own perspectives. 419 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,101 I mean, you're Pinstripe, right? 420 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,103 - Actually, that was always your nickname for me. 421 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:33,062 Not really mine, but okay. - I just mean... 422 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:36,196 Patrick really loved your column, 423 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,850 and, uh, we can't have sex for ten days. 424 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,766 That's something you could write about. 425 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,987 - Well, that's not really an angle that interests me. 426 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,163 Jane, I know we've never written together before, 427 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,470 but I think this could be a really cool bonding experience. 428 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,820 We could be like Michael Chabon and Ayelet Waldman, 429 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,822 only with less micro-dosing. 430 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:57,086 - I don't really think this story lends itself to that. 431 00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,306 [phone buzzes] 432 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,742 - Okay. 433 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,352 Um... - I'm so sorry. 434 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,875 I forgot I have a meeting. 435 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:07,009 Um--but look, it's gonna be great 436 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:10,230 and I can't wait to see what you come up with. 437 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,058 - All right, Sloan, however you want to do it. 438 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,495 But you still have to keep me looped in on the process. 439 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,018 I wanna know what's going on here. 440 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,368 - Yeah, um, absolutely. 441 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,022 You'll be looped. 442 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,850 Happy writing. 443 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,853 [soft electronic music] 444 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:30,511 ♪ 445 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,860 - Hello. 446 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,818 - Hi. - Sutton. 447 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,168 It's a coincidence, I was just about to call Oliver. 448 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,865 I heard there was an issue at the prom shoot. 449 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,823 - Right, yes. Unfortunately, we walked 450 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,173 right into some model drama. 451 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,871 - Oh. And Oliver didn't step in? 452 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,351 - I tried to fix it. 453 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,526 Lesson learned. Don't be a hero. 454 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,136 - Especially when there's 455 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,355 tens of thousands of dollars at stake. 456 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,921 - Yes. 457 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,359 Um, Oliver and I are-- are working on it. 458 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,926 - Good, because I have eight pages 459 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,190 that need to be filled by tomorrow, midnight. 460 00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,280 [soft dramatic music] 461 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,891 And our car is here. - I'll be right down. 462 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,110 ♪ 463 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,459 You okay? - Yeah. 464 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,287 Yeah, I got it. 465 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,550 Um, I'm gonna go get some coffee. 466 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:10,986 I'm probably gonna be here late tonight. 467 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,466 - All right, well, I'll be waiting up 468 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,337 with a ice-cold martini for you. 469 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,339 - You're number one. 470 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,908 ♪ 471 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,562 Hey. 472 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,216 Skinny latte with cinnamon. 473 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,957 Extra sweet, just like you. 474 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,354 Well, I'm sure you've heard by now that the photo shoot 475 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,095 was a little bumpy. 476 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,184 - I heard. 477 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:38,492 - Well, I checked, and since the model walked off, 478 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:41,234 the agency has to offer a replacement at no cost, 479 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,366 and I figured we could use an up-and-coming 480 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,325 make-up artist to save a little bit of money there... 481 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,196 - Sounds good. 482 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,461 - Actually, it's not great. 483 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:54,290 Jacqueline was pretty upset. - Well, it came up unplanned. 484 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:58,381 So, um, it's handled. 485 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,515 I'm gone for the day. 486 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,994 - You're leaving again? 487 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,431 Where are you going? 488 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,042 - I'm going out, Sutton. 489 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,565 Stop asking where. 490 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,350 Out. 491 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,527 - I'm sorry. 492 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,224 [tense music] 493 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,531 - Look... 494 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,447 photo shoots sometimes implode. 495 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,536 We're allowed a misstep every now and then. 496 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:25,104 Just get the shoot done 497 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,236 by 10:00 a.m. tomorrow, get me the proofs to approve 498 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,457 by 8:00 p.m., or those photos won't make the issue's close. 499 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,372 Neither of us need that. 500 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,938 ♪ 501 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,462 [phone buzzes] 502 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,159 ♪ 503 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,335 - [sighs] 504 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,990 - So my lawyer said before trying an injunction 505 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,165 I should talk to my city councilman, 506 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,514 see if you can help. 507 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,473 The Wild Susan is a really important bar. 508 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:49,040 - It is, and I am committed 509 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,477 to District 1 remaining inclusive 510 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,043 for our queer community. 511 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,002 - That's great. 512 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,353 - But I'm not sure I can help. - Really? 513 00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:00,487 - Look, I'll admit the fines are onerous and unfortunate, 514 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,619 but I can't have scofflaws. 515 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,360 And every penny that we don't collect is 516 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,319 a penny we don't have for necessary social services 517 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,321 that improve this district. - Well, sure, 518 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,018 but there's gotta be something they can do. 519 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:13,500 - Yeah, come up with the $42,000. 520 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:16,198 Other than that, I'm sorry. 521 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,244 It's really the best I can do. 522 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:25,512 - How do we raise $42,000 for the Wild Susan in one week? 523 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,210 - Um, crowdfunding. 524 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,386 You know, the first five people to put money in 525 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,128 get free drinks forever. 526 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,652 - Hey. I am back from being prodded. 527 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,699 - That romance faded quickly. - No, Dr. Kelso. 528 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,614 - Oh. - I got my ovaries checked. 529 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,007 And we're all good. - Good. 530 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,140 Did your, uh, writing partner happen to join you? 531 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,186 - He did not. 532 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,188 Look, I don't care what Patrick assigned us. 533 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,624 There's some lines I'm not willing to cross, 534 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,408 and having my boyfriend witness 535 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,715 my trans-vaginal ultrasound is one of them. 536 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,065 - Also pooping. - Speaking of shit. 537 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,719 I think something's going on with Oliver. 538 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,374 He's been, like, totally out of it with this photo shoot thing. 539 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,071 And at first I thought it was because 540 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,725 he hated his prom, you know? 541 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,727 Just being gay in the '90s in Oklahoma. 542 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,251 - Oliver hated his prom. - Yeah, I guess so. 543 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,558 Anyway, then he snapped at me, which was very strange. 544 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,124 He's never done that before. 545 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,388 - I bet he felt like he didn't belong. 546 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,172 - At his prom? Maybe. 547 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,435 I'd redo that night if I could. - [laughs] 548 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,437 I think a lot of people would. - You guys, 549 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:25,093 what if we threw a prom at the Wild Susan? 550 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,313 Except it's-it's like a-- a charity event. 551 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:30,185 We charge admission, we get donations, 552 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,448 we invite a bunch of people with a lot of coins. 553 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,581 - I love that. We have so many prom dresses 554 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,191 and so many prom decorations. 555 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,672 Let's do prom. - Not just any prom. 556 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,326 Queer prom. 557 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,719 - ♪ We go we go pandemonium ♪ 558 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,114 [upbeat music] 559 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,247 - Oh, man. 560 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,640 I'm gonna be late because I can't find anything 561 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,642 and I have to be at work early for this prom re-shoot. 562 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,514 - I thought Oliver hated morning shoots. 563 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,125 "Eye-bags." - He does, but I'm taking over 564 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,258 this shoot, so... - Really? 565 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,781 After what happened the other day, 566 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,783 doesn't that seem a little irresponsible? 567 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,046 - Richard... - Because it kind of does to me. 568 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:08,702 - I have it handled. - Okay. 569 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:09,877 Hey, you wanna get dinner tonight? 570 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,052 - Wanna go to a lesbian bar? 571 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,750 Kat is organizing a fundraiser 572 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:16,710 to save the place from closing, and also it just happens 573 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,146 to be prom themed. 574 00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:20,148 - So I would be your prom date? 575 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,671 - Yeah. - [laughs] 576 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,107 - [laughs] 577 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,587 - ♪ I feel a way 578 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,589 - Mm. 579 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,982 - Oh. - What? 580 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,505 - You know what else I don't have? 581 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,507 - What? - Underwear. 582 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:32,943 - Oh, I know, you don't need 'em right now-- 583 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,294 - No, I don't have any clean underwear. 584 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,947 - Oh. - Which is fine, 'cause 585 00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,209 I'm doing laundry tonight. - Sutton, this is stupid. 586 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,950 Just let Fra-- - It's fine. 587 00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,517 I'm gonna do laundry tonight. 588 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,127 - ♪ Jump in my feet 589 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,781 ♪ Thump in my chest 590 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:47,306 - Have fun. 591 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,308 - ♪ That's what I need that's what I love ♪ 592 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,658 ♪ That's what I want yeah 593 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,790 ♪ Jump in my feet thump in my chest ♪ 594 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,140 ♪ Dizzy in my head 595 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,578 ♪ I caught a rush like I'm riding a bullet ♪ 596 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,754 ♪ Kind of dangerous but I'm still gonna do it ♪ 597 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:02,146 ♪ Headed for a wall but I'm gonna break through it ♪ 598 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,931 - Hi. - Hi, you're early. 599 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:04,975 - Mm-hmm. Just wanted to get a head start 600 00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,150 on the day. - Wow. 601 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,674 - You're still on laundry strike? 602 00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,197 - Yeah, and I'm sorry, but I can't 603 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,590 just become a person who has who has a maid. 604 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:11,895 - Yeah, that's great. I've now seen 605 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,244 both of my best friends' vaginas. 606 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,855 - What? No, this is long enough. 607 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:16,987 - And with backlighting, completely sheer. 608 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:19,207 - [gasps] - Trust me, Landing Strip, 609 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,948 we're gonna go to the fashion closet 610 00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:22,602 and get you some underwear. - Okay. 611 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,647 - Yep, we're good. 612 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:25,735 - ♪ Bump in my feet thump in my chest ♪ 613 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:26,997 ♪ Dizzy in my head 614 00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:29,783 ♪ La la la la la la la 615 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,654 - Hey, who do we have covering the Fenty roll-out? 616 00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:33,743 - That would be Angie, or she might actually kill me. 617 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,179 - Yeah, I could see that. - Yeah. 618 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:37,225 Hey, um, I've decided 619 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,836 to host a fundraiser for Wild Susan. 620 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,795 - Oh, that's great. - Yeah. 621 00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,666 I was just wondering, do you think it would be okay 622 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,276 if I tweet about it from the "Scarlet" account? 623 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,628 - Mm. Fundraiser for a bar. 624 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,021 I think that might be a gray area for Safford Publications. 625 00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:54,024 - Well, it's a queer prom for anyone and everyone 626 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,375 who feels like they missed out or wants a do-over. 627 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,681 - And gray can very easily become black and white. 628 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,161 You can totally tweet about that. 629 00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:01,858 - Thank you. - Jacqueline, 630 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,121 Kat's hosting a queer prom fundraiser. 631 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,994 You should totally come. You'd get a kick out of that. 632 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,691 - That sounds fun. - Oh, my God, 633 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,650 You know who would love this is Sasha Velour. 634 00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:12,129 - Oh, yes. 635 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,957 - She was a winner on "RuPaul's Drag Race." 636 00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,306 So smart, sexy. 637 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:16,960 She really is the perfect person to launch 638 00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:19,180 our date-night column. - Oh, yeah. 639 00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:21,791 - I'm familiar with "RuPaul's Drag Race." 640 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,402 - Really? 641 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,316 - If you need any help. 642 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,145 - Oh, that's sweet, but I got this. 643 00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:29,886 [punchy music] 644 00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:32,106 - He's very passionate. 645 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,108 - Indeed he is. - Yeah. 646 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,936 ♪ 647 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,242 - That shoot went pretty good, but still no Oliver? 648 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,766 - Nope. 649 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:41,376 - I need an approved PO number now 650 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,639 or I'm getting paid in 2020. - Okay. 651 00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:47,164 ♪ 652 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,778 [uneasy music] 653 00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:53,736 Oh, my God. 654 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:55,129 ♪ 655 00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:57,914 I am really worried about Oliver. 656 00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:00,656 Something's definitely going on. 657 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,050 - It's Oliver. He's a rock. 658 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,269 - Rocks crumble, Jane. - I don't think they do. 659 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,445 - Where do you think sand comes from? 660 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,098 - The beach. 661 00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:10,274 Who cares? It's Oliver. 662 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:13,887 - These queer prom dresses are great. ROYGBIV. 663 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,846 - Anyway, I found court papers on Oliver's desk. 664 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,935 - Wow. What for? 665 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:21,111 - Well, I didn't want to be nosey--er than I was being. 666 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:23,723 The thing is, Richard knows something is wrong, 667 00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:25,681 and he wants to talk to me about Oliver, 668 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:27,857 and I want to talk to him because he's my boyfriend, 669 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,730 but then I remember that Oliver is a "Scarlet" employee 670 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:33,167 and Richard's a board member, and... 671 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,821 - Hasn't that always been true, though? 672 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:36,692 - Yeah, but ever since we moved in together 673 00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:38,302 things have changed. 674 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:41,392 The boundaries are blurry. [knocking on glass] 675 00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:42,916 - People knock now? - I like it. 676 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,178 People are starting to pick up on the fact 677 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:45,266 that this is our room. 678 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:47,050 - Mm-hmm. - Who is it? 679 00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,879 - It's Ryan. 680 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,882 - Come in. 681 00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,884 - Hi, ladies. 682 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:57,757 You have a second to talk? 683 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,151 So, did you visit the doctor after we met yesterday? 684 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:03,153 'Cause, uh, I've been doing some research, 685 00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:04,764 and from everything that I've read, you're supposed to 686 00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:07,810 go every other day to monitor the egg growth. 687 00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:09,508 - I did. - Really? 688 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,510 After we decided to write the article together? 689 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,163 - Um, after Patrick decided 690 00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:15,296 and you hopped on the bandwagon. 691 00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:16,776 - Okay, I thought it would be fun. 692 00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:19,039 - My egg-freezing is not fun for me. 693 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,780 - That's not what I meant. 694 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:22,521 I--why do I feel like you're hiding this from me? 695 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,175 - Because I am. 696 00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,396 [sighs] 697 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:32,139 I just did this. 698 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:34,402 I let Ben get involved in all this medical stuff 699 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:37,057 and it became a huge part of our relationship, 700 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,276 and it ruined everything. I don't want that with you. 701 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,365 - Jane, you're going through something right now. 702 00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:42,366 What do you expect me to do? Just ignore it? 703 00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,107 - Yes. 704 00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,196 I appreciate everything you're doing, 705 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,546 but this is about me. 706 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,330 It has nothing to do with you right now. 707 00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:51,375 - Yeah, except I'm dating you right now, 708 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:52,855 and I told you I want to be involved. 709 00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:54,988 - I don't want you involved. 710 00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:59,122 [sighs] 711 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,037 I'm just trying to keep things with us 712 00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:03,257 from getting heavy and weird, okay? 713 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,998 - Right. 714 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,174 I don't think it's working. 715 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:08,871 I gotta go. 716 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:11,874 [bitter music] 717 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,049 ♪ 718 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,268 - [sighs] 719 00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:19,447 [MNDR's "Gravity"] 720 00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:20,622 - ♪ Up on the wall down to the floor ♪ 721 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,145 ♪ Work out our demons 722 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:24,452 ♪ But the way we slam them doors ♪ 723 00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:26,062 - Entre. [giggles] 724 00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,151 - ♪ 'Cause love is like a warrior ♪ 725 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:29,631 - Hi! - Hey! 726 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,981 - Welcome to queer prom. - Gay prom! 727 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:34,593 - Whoo! - You guys look amazing. 728 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,769 - Look at this bowtie. - Wow, is that velvet? 729 00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:38,771 - Yes, it is. - You'll almost fit in. 730 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:40,511 - How's it going? - It's good. 731 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:42,165 You know, got a good turn-out, 732 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,645 I'm wearing this dress that feels 733 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:44,646 the correct amount of extra. 734 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,082 - Whoo! - Okay. 735 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:49,042 - And--oh, uh, Patrick didn't end up getting 736 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:50,783 Sasha Velour, which was kind of disappointing, but... 737 00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,959 - Mm. - If you, uh, direct 738 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:55,526 your attention to the vagina thermometer. 739 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,528 - Wow! - The night is young. 740 00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:59,182 I would also like to say hello 741 00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:02,664 to my best friend's boyfriend, who has a lot of coins. 742 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:03,883 - Right. [clears throat] 743 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:05,145 - You can donate! It's a worthy cause. 744 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,668 - Okay, okay, sure. There. 745 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,148 - Hey! - Hey... 746 00:27:08,191 --> 00:27:09,845 - And that's... - Wow, Richie Rich. 747 00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,804 - You guys are all worth it. 748 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,544 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 749 00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:15,677 - Come on, get in here. - All right. 750 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,853 - Please, enter. - Jane. 751 00:27:17,897 --> 00:27:20,116 - Why are you sad? - Oh, well, you know, it's prom 752 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,989 but I can't sneak any booze 753 00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:25,556 and I have to leave early to take hormones, so... 754 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,558 - You know what you should do? - What? 755 00:27:27,602 --> 00:27:29,691 - Dance, baby! Come on! 756 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:31,040 Come with me! Come on, let's go! 757 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:32,215 ♪ 758 00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:34,130 - ♪ All around me 759 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:38,004 ♪ My heart in agony when you're around me ♪ 760 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:40,223 ♪ So why do you pull me down 761 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:43,574 ♪ Why you pull me down why you pull me down ♪ 762 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:46,534 - Oh, it makes me so happy. 763 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:49,537 [punchy upbeat music] 764 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:51,713 ♪ 765 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,802 [camera shutter clicks] 766 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:54,803 [laughter] 767 00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:57,676 - Oh, come on. 768 00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,547 - What? - [sighs] 769 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:02,115 The only thing that Oliver has to do is approve the photos 770 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:04,987 I already sent him to make this month's cover. 771 00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:07,163 - And he hasn't? - I'm really sorry, 772 00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:08,991 but I'm gonna have to go deal with this right now. 773 00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:10,601 - Sutton, come on, this is getting ridiculous. 774 00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:11,733 Just tell me what's going on. 775 00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:12,865 - Richard, you know that I can't. 776 00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:15,258 I gotta go. 777 00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:19,959 ♪ 778 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:22,962 [upbeat pop music] 779 00:28:23,005 --> 00:28:28,619 ♪ 780 00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:30,099 - Club soda? 781 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:32,232 - Yay. 782 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:34,190 ♪ 783 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,149 So, prom. 784 00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:38,238 Let me guess, you went to yours middle fingers up... 785 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:40,066 - [scoffs] - And you were Prom King. 786 00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:42,633 - I actually skipped my prom 787 00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:45,636 to stay home with my mother and watch reruns of "Full House." 788 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,248 I, uh, didn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend in high school. 789 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:49,640 I guess I could have gone with friends, 790 00:28:49,684 --> 00:28:51,947 but I decided to play it safe. 791 00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:53,949 I have been known to get in my way sometimes. 792 00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:56,691 What about you? 793 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,780 - Uh, my prom was great. 794 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,782 I, uh, planned the whole thing 795 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:02,871 all the way down to the soundtrack 796 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:04,655 I lost my virginity to. 797 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:07,310 - Oh, that's amazing. 798 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:10,313 - It was, on paper. 799 00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:12,794 ♪ 800 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,709 I wasn't into my boyfriend anymore 801 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,929 but I didn't want to admit it to myself. 802 00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:20,715 And I chose my dream dress but it was itchy and hot, 803 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,804 so none of it was real. 804 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:27,809 And I kind of wish it was. 805 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:32,596 Uh, I think I screwed things up with Ryan, so... 806 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,557 I'll get you that article, it just might take a little while. 807 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:39,952 - Jane. 808 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:40,953 [bombastic music] 809 00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:42,693 - ♪ Showtime 810 00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:44,347 ♪ Roll time 811 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,175 - Oh, my God. [laughs] 812 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,177 Okay, I am rolling, 813 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:51,311 so it's possible that I am conjuring this, 814 00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,356 but did Sasha Velour just come to prom? 815 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,271 - Oh, my God. It's Sasha. - I can't believe she's here. 816 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,620 - Hi, I'm Kat. 817 00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,361 - Yeah, that's her. 818 00:29:58,405 --> 00:29:59,972 Wait, you're rolling? 819 00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:01,974 - Thank you so much for coming. 820 00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:03,192 - What is happening? Is--is Jacqueline 821 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:05,368 really friends with Sasha? 822 00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:07,762 - Jacqueline's friends with everyone. 823 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,720 ♪ 824 00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:11,200 - ♪ I know that you feelin' me ♪ 825 00:30:11,244 --> 00:30:13,028 ♪ Oh 826 00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,377 ♪ If you live this loud, show it ♪ 827 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,379 ♪ Show it, show it 828 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:18,207 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 829 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:21,645 - I'm fertility Cinderella, so I've gotta go. 830 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:24,170 - Oh, your injection. I was supposed to do that. 831 00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:25,867 - Oh, no, I can do it myself. It's fine. 832 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,391 Hey, what you did here is really amazing. 833 00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:30,872 - Thanks. You know, I've been so in my feelings lately. 834 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,396 It feels good to channel my energy 835 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,181 into something that really matters, you know? 836 00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,183 - I'm proud of you. - Hey. 837 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:40,186 ♪ 838 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,405 - Oh, is that the councilman? - Yeah. 839 00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:44,755 - Well, that's a good sign that he came, right? 840 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,148 - Yeah. 841 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,715 - All right, good luck. 842 00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:49,412 I love you. - I love you, too. 843 00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:51,240 ♪ 844 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:53,068 - ♪ Oh 845 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:55,897 ♪ Oh 846 00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:57,681 - ♪ Because you should know better ♪ 847 00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:01,076 [elevator dings] 848 00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:05,907 - Good lord, what's happening? 849 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:07,778 - You would know if you responded to my texts. 850 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:10,869 - What are you doing here, Red? - We need to talk. 851 00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,262 - All right. 852 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:16,091 Well, my guests are just leaving. 853 00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:18,137 See you later, Carly. 854 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:20,443 Aww... 855 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,141 [tender music] 856 00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:24,273 Mm... - Bye, Ollie. 857 00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:29,278 ♪ 858 00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:31,237 - [sighs] 859 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:38,287 ♪ 860 00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:40,768 [sighs] 861 00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,778 - These look good, by the way. 862 00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:52,432 - Thank you. 863 00:31:56,610 --> 00:32:00,483 - So you're probably wondering who that was. 864 00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:02,485 Her name is Carly, 865 00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:05,619 and she's the daughter of an old friend. 866 00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,273 A boyfriend. 867 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:09,275 We lived together for six years, 868 00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:10,754 and three of them were with Carly. 869 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:14,280 - So, you're like her dad? 870 00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:16,325 - I taught her how to rollerblade, 871 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:20,286 dance, accessorize... [laughs] 872 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:22,723 - What's going on now? 873 00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:25,900 - Uh, Jasper, my ex, 874 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,685 used heroin before I knew him, 875 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,514 and recently it's gotten the best of him. 876 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:34,778 Um, Carly's mom isn't in the picture, 877 00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:37,825 so Carly was headed for a group home, but 878 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,783 I'm not having that. 879 00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:43,874 - So you're... what? 880 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,615 - I'm applying to be her legal guardian. 881 00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:47,530 - [soft laugh] - And we'll see, okay? 882 00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:49,880 The paperwork, the vetting, it's intense. 883 00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:51,882 They don't make it any easier for a single gay black man. 884 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:54,537 - I bet. Oh, Oliver... 885 00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:56,713 I approve. - [laughs] 886 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,715 - [laughing] - Oh, thank goodness. 887 00:32:58,759 --> 00:32:59,890 - [laughs] 888 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:01,718 [Kim Petras' "Heart to Break"] 889 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:03,982 - ♪ Every time 890 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:08,421 ♪ Gonna give you my heart to break ♪ 891 00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:10,771 ♪ Devilish 892 00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:12,903 ♪ Every kiss 893 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:15,906 ♪ Gonna give you my heart to break ♪ 894 00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,386 ♪ 895 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,735 [both laughing] 896 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:21,695 - Should we get a drink? - Absolutely. 897 00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:23,392 ♪ 898 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:24,567 - Can we get some champagne, please? 899 00:33:24,611 --> 00:33:26,743 - [soft laugh] - [sighs] 900 00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:29,616 - I love this. - This is so great. 901 00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:30,704 both: Thank you. 902 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,445 - Thank you. - Ah. 903 00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:34,751 both: Cheers. - Hi, Jacqueline. 904 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:36,927 - Oh, Patrick. Well, you were right. 905 00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:39,365 I am getting a kick out of this prom. 906 00:33:39,408 --> 00:33:41,410 - I just have to tell you, I-- 907 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:42,933 I'm, like, a huge fan. 908 00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:45,414 Yeah. Just, yeah. - Thanks. 909 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,416 - So how do you two know each other? 910 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,331 - Oh, um... - [laughs] 911 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,942 - Well, I discovered Sasha when she was performing 912 00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:53,944 completely unknown in a little club 913 00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,468 right around the corner from our apartment, 914 00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:57,078 and Ian and I became superfans. 915 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,646 - I was completely broke, but we hit it off. 916 00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:02,431 - Turns out Sasha is amazing with kids. 917 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:03,954 She needed a job, we needed a nanny, 918 00:34:03,998 --> 00:34:06,435 so she ended working for us 919 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:08,437 for two years. - Best two years of my life. 920 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,700 - And then the world finally discovered 921 00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:11,962 what we already knew. 922 00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:13,921 Brilliant. - Stop. 923 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:16,663 Jacqueline told me all about your date-night column. 924 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,621 Sounds amazing. 925 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:21,102 Come find me on the dance floor when you're ready. 926 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:22,973 - See you. [soft laugh] 927 00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:25,976 ♪ 928 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:30,024 - Well, I feel stupid 929 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,374 saying that I underestimated you, 930 00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,115 because you're Jacqueline Carlyle, 931 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,812 but I did. 932 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:36,987 - Puts you in good company. 933 00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:40,991 We live and learn. - We do. 934 00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:43,516 Okay, I'm gonna go get that interview. 935 00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,474 - Good idea. 936 00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,128 ♪ 937 00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:49,826 ♪ Even if it means that I'll never ♪ 938 00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:51,785 ♪ Put myself back together 939 00:34:51,828 --> 00:34:53,395 ♪ Gonna give you my 940 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,008 [soft tender music] 941 00:34:58,052 --> 00:35:00,402 - Hi. - Hey. 942 00:35:00,446 --> 00:35:01,838 ♪ 943 00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:04,667 - What are you doing here? 944 00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:06,626 - It's almost 10:30. 945 00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:10,630 ♪ 946 00:35:13,372 --> 00:35:16,331 [soft tender music] 947 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:18,028 ♪ 948 00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:21,075 - So you missed hockey? 949 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,164 - I wanted to be here. 950 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:25,166 In case you needed help with your injection. 951 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,516 And if you don't, that's okay, too. 952 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,258 - But I pushed you away. 953 00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:33,043 - Well, I came back. 954 00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:35,176 I know you said you've tried this before 955 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:39,441 and it was hard, but you haven't tried it with me. 956 00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:41,748 - [sighs] 957 00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:46,013 I just really like what we have right now. 958 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,536 I've never felt this way about anybody, 959 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,756 and I wanted to protect that so badly that 960 00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:52,411 I tried to keep all the mess away. 961 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,108 But that's dumb because 962 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,110 that's part of it all, right? 963 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,330 - Right. 964 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,246 [Elina's "Here With Me"] 965 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:03,552 - ♪ It's funny how you wait till the moment comes ♪ 966 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:06,207 ♪ Moment's here Moment's gone ♪ 967 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:09,210 ♪ Kiss you heavy heavy but you know we ain't done yet ♪ 968 00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,386 [phone chiming] 969 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:14,041 - [sighs] 970 00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:16,217 - Did you set an alarm for my injection? 971 00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,393 - Damn right, I did. - [laughing] 972 00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:20,265 That's so sweet, but you're half an hour early. 973 00:36:20,308 --> 00:36:21,744 - Oh, that's just the first reminder. 974 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:24,356 There'll be another one at 10:30. 975 00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:27,054 I got you, Jane. 976 00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:29,622 - ♪ And it's happening to hurt you ♪ 977 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:31,145 ♪ And we're not even on drugs 978 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,191 ♪ Why make things complicated 979 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:36,281 ♪ When we could stay like that ♪ 980 00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:38,196 ♪ Why makes things so much harder ♪ 981 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,763 ♪ We could be gone like that 982 00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:42,765 ♪ We'll come across them days that go ♪ 983 00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:46,247 ♪ Out their way to bring us down to our knees ♪ 984 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:48,249 ♪ So for once baby for once ♪ 985 00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:52,297 ♪ Baby for once be here with me ♪ 986 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:54,560 - Hey. 987 00:36:54,603 --> 00:36:57,476 - $42,000 was a lot to ask. 988 00:36:57,519 --> 00:36:59,391 But you got people out here. 989 00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:02,263 Loud, proud, and enjoying themselves. 990 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,787 - Yeah. - It's a victory. 991 00:37:04,831 --> 00:37:06,267 - We'll we're not done yet, so... 992 00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:07,529 - I know. 993 00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:11,664 Night, Kat. - Night. 994 00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:14,319 - ♪ I love you when you love me but our boat is rocking ♪ 995 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,321 ♪ Storm's right here let it in ♪ 996 00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:18,279 ♪ We'll keep it steady steady 997 00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:19,411 ♪ 'Cause you know we ain't done yet ♪ 998 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:21,326 - Councilman Reynolds. - Hi, Kat. 999 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:24,242 - So we made $20,000 tonight... - That's good. 1000 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,591 - Do you think there's any way we can use that 1001 00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:27,114 as partial payment, take care of the rest 1002 00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:28,637 at a later date? - I'm sorry, Kat. 1003 00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:30,291 It doesn't work that way. 1004 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,293 The developer's gonna put up... - A luxury condo. 1005 00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:33,512 Yes, I'm aware. 1006 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:35,296 I mean, look around. 1007 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:38,299 People need this space, and they elected you, 1008 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:40,170 so we have to fight. 1009 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:43,348 - I'm sure the condo plans will include some open space. 1010 00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:45,654 - Open space? - Yeah. 1011 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:48,744 - In a luxury condo? What does that even mean? 1012 00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:52,792 - Think of it like a park. 1013 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:56,143 - Right. You really don't care, do you? 1014 00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:58,319 I mean you act like you do, you love a photo-op-- 1015 00:37:58,363 --> 00:38:00,843 but when it comes to actually taking care of 1016 00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,367 the interests of the people that live here, 1017 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:03,629 you really don't give a shit. 1018 00:38:03,672 --> 00:38:05,544 - I'm sorry you feel that way, Kat. 1019 00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:07,763 What people like you see as gentrification, 1020 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,331 I see as neighborhood improvement. 1021 00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,550 - Mm. 1022 00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:13,856 - But I admire your passion. 1023 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:21,734 ♪ 1024 00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:23,562 - ♪ 'Cause it's those lights 1025 00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:26,173 ♪ 'Cause we happen to be feeling all right ♪ 1026 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:30,525 ♪ Whatever happens got this feeling I like ♪ 1027 00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:33,311 - Hey. - Hey. 1028 00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:36,444 - Did you do my laundry? - I did. 1029 00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:39,926 I get that moving in 1030 00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:42,363 is a big adjustment, and if you're not ready 1031 00:38:42,407 --> 00:38:43,843 to have a housekeeper do your laundry, 1032 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:46,367 let me help you. 1033 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,630 - I'm shocked. - Not only do I know how 1034 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:50,937 to do it, I'm real good at it. 1035 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,852 I did a ton of laundry when I was a kid. 1036 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,941 - What? I thought your family had a whole staff. 1037 00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:56,899 - Yeah, but at boarding school 1038 00:38:56,943 --> 00:38:58,945 if you wanted clean clothes you did laundry, 1039 00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:00,425 and I picked up a lot of tips. 1040 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,252 For instance, hot water doesn't get 1041 00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:05,299 your clothes cleaner, it just fades the colors. 1042 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,953 - Wow. Oh, wow, wow, wow. 1043 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:08,694 Okay, let me ask you this: Did they also make you 1044 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:09,782 hose down the yachts after sailing? 1045 00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:13,307 - [laughing] 1046 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,831 But seriously, if I smell fabric softener on you, 1047 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:17,485 you're out, because that stuff's the worst. 1048 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:21,271 - Wow, I am learning so much about laundry, and you. 1049 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:24,274 [Jessie Ware's "Alone"] 1050 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:26,320 ♪ 1051 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,453 Thank you. - You're welcome. 1052 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:29,802 ♪ 1053 00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:31,499 - I'm sorry that I've been weird 1054 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,458 about work stuff. 1055 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:35,416 I wanna tell you everything. 1056 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,245 I just feel kind of like I'm... 1057 00:39:38,288 --> 00:39:39,855 betraying Oliver if I do. 1058 00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:41,901 - And why is this happening now? 1059 00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:44,860 - I think 'cause we live together now. 1060 00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:47,254 - Okay, well, from now on 1061 00:39:47,297 --> 00:39:51,476 when we're in this space, in our home, 1062 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:52,955 I'm not Richard from the board. 1063 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:54,957 I'm just your boyfriend. 1064 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,829 - Okay. 1065 00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:58,483 You can be Richie. - No, never Richie. 1066 00:39:58,526 --> 00:39:59,875 Nope. 1067 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:01,964 - You could be Dick. - Don't you dare. 1068 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,966 [both laughing] 1069 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:06,273 - Ricardo. 1070 00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:07,927 - I can work with that. 1071 00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:09,494 Okay, come here then, why don't you go ahead 1072 00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:11,670 and tell Ricardo... 1073 00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:13,933 how was your day? - Well... 1074 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:15,804 it was pretty incredible. 1075 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:18,372 - Do tell. - Yeah. 1076 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:19,895 - Could talk about how messy it gets 1077 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:21,984 when all of the kind of health stuff 1078 00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:23,856 started happening. - Absolutely. 1079 00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:25,858 - So how that got kind of messy 1080 00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:27,686 and awkward and weird and... 1081 00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:29,470 - ♪ Oh-oh-oh 1082 00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:31,516 - Move. I want to write. 1083 00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:37,783 - [vocalizing] 1084 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:41,482 ♪ Just want to talk a little longer ♪ 1085 00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:44,790 ♪ So baby don't you want to stay ♪ 1086 00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:47,836 ♪ A little later 1087 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,795 ♪ 'Cause I could watch you 1088 00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:52,841 ♪ Watch me forever 1089 00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:56,323 ♪ 'Cause I know you better 1090 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:58,543 - I don't want to hurt you. - It's fine. 1091 00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:00,458 - ♪ Who's taking me home? 1092 00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:01,546 ♪ Me home 1093 00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:04,462 [syringe clicking] 1094 00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:06,072 - Ow! - Oh, my God! 1095 00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:08,335 - [laughing] 1096 00:41:08,378 --> 00:41:10,511 - [sighs] 1097 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:12,600 That is not funny. 1098 00:41:12,644 --> 00:41:14,820 - [laughs] 1099 00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:16,909 - ♪ Who's taking me home? 1100 00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:18,563 ♪ So I can get you alone