1 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,579 [panting] 2 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:14,581 He's here. 3 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,550 Where, Mr. Thorne? 4 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,055 Huh? [gasps] There! 5 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,657 I--I saw him! 6 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,692 [wind howling] 7 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,297 [clink] 8 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,499 What? What's that? 9 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:39,606 Take him! 10 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:42,643 Aaaggghhh! 11 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,414 Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! 12 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,318 [punch] Uhh! 13 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:53,187 Uhh! 14 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,056 OK. Ha ha ha. 15 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:58,992 We split the take, 30-70. 16 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:00,627 [gasps] 17 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,197 50-50. 18 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:06,300 Aah. 19 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:13,373 Uhh! 20 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,109 Uhh! 21 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,615 Uhh! 22 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,017 How--how'd you do that? 23 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,119 I'm the Batman. 24 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,493 [theme song playing] 25 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:19,206 ♪ The Batman ♪ 26 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:51,104 [engine revs] 27 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,774 [beeping] 28 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,667 Surprise. 29 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,807 I'm touched, Alfred, 30 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,343 but my birthday isn't until October. 31 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,945 Alfred: It's an anniversary, Master Bruce. 32 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:35,749 Three years ago tonight, you first donned cape and cowl. 33 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,317 Crime flies. 34 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,486 Chop-chop. Make a wish. 35 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,923 I wish... I wish... 36 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,962 I wish they were here, too. 37 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,364 Very much so. 38 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:53,600 To the memory of Thomas and Martha Wayne... 39 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:59,339 The reason I became the Batman. 40 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,278 Reporter: Chief Rojas, 41 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,514 can you verify rumors that it was the Batman 42 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,449 who apprehended crime boss Rupert Thorne 43 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,051 and his gang last night? 44 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,788 Do you know of anyone who's actually seen this Batman? 45 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:15,989 [reporters murmur] 46 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,925 Because he's what's called an urban legend. 47 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,628 Why that cheeky... 48 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,765 Bran Flakes, sir. 49 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,901 Easy, Alfred. The Batman's right where he likes, 50 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,703 hovering below the radar. 51 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,806 You are not one to bask in glory, Master Bruce. 52 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,408 Well, there you have it. 53 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,576 In only three years time, our crime rate 54 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,879 has plummeted to a nationwide low, 55 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,580 thanks to Gotham's finest. 56 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:41,848 Back to you, Jim. 57 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,750 Next up, billionaire Bruce Wayne 58 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:47,054 contributes an unprecedented sum to Gotham's Children's Hospital. 59 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,389 And in sports, the Gators kick off a new season 60 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,558 with tonight's home game. 61 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:55,962 Which billionaire Bruce Wayne will be there to enjoy. 62 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,398 Your season tickets, sir. 63 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,134 Oh, tonight? Oh, but I had-- 64 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,804 Work to do in the Batcave? 65 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:07,574 For the Batman to better remain below the radar, 66 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:11,278 Bruce Wayne must occasionally venture above it. 67 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:21,054 Get anything on our vigilante this time, Bennett? 68 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:24,257 Besides the fact that he bat-wrapped Thorne's butt for us? 69 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,693 Well, it's up to you and your partner to see to it 70 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,496 that this urban legend doesn't become a folk hero. 71 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,364 Partner? Since when? 72 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:35,368 Since I decided two heads are better than one. 73 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,973 Detective Ethan Bennett, meet Detective Ellen Yin, 74 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,775 formally of Metropolis P.D. 75 00:05:41,835 --> 00:05:42,846 Their loss. 76 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,478 Howdy, partner. 77 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,180 Welcome to Gotham. 78 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,249 Now that you two are acquainted, 79 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:53,520 bring me this Batman, whoever he is. 80 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,530 Alfred: Ahem. 81 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,700 I know, Alfred. 82 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:10,570 Time for swinging bachelor Bruce Wayne to put on the party hat. 83 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,405 Rest assured, Master Bruce. 84 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,541 You're never far from the Batcave 85 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:17,110 with the modern miracle of Batwave. 86 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,079 [beeping] 87 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:31,024 Steiner, check. 88 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:36,296 McSwain, check. 89 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,966 223, vacant. 90 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:43,870 Hey. 91 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:47,607 No one logged any new arrivals. 92 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,743 Whoa. 93 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:52,345 What are you doing in here? 94 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:54,948 What the... 95 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,352 I was feeling a bit screw-loose, 96 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:02,489 so I checked myself in. 97 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,925 Who--who are you? 98 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,228 My card. 99 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,930 [evil laugh] 100 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,431 No! No! No! 101 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,733 [evil laugh] Aah! 102 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,943 [buzzer] 103 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,516 [maniacal laughter] 104 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,153 Let me tell you something. 105 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,589 Ol' Bats never leaves a trace. 106 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,892 No prints, no follicles, no match on tire tracks. 107 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,160 Custom jobs. 108 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,661 The dude has resources. 109 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:44,631 And a knack for showing up where crime is and police aren't. 110 00:07:44,699 --> 00:07:46,411 I've never laid eyes on him. 111 00:07:46,487 --> 00:07:48,034 [computer beeps] Just in. 112 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,903 And unknown perp released all patients 113 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,471 from the east wing of Arkham Asylum. 114 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,340 Wha? That's crazy! 115 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,809 Crazy enough to lure a bat? 116 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,752 [alarms] 117 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,454 [crowd cheering] 118 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,055 [organ playing] 119 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:12,092 You know, I once toyed with the idea of buying the Gators... 120 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,593 Buying them lunch. 121 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,528 [girls laugh] 122 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,397 Oh, Mr. Wayne. 123 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,665 [beeping] 124 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,467 Uh, pardon me, ladies. 125 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,903 [beeping] 126 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,138 Arkham? 127 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,507 Announcer: And among Gotham notables, 128 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,976 we welcome the young CEO of Wayne Industries 129 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,946 Bruce Wayne... uh... 130 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,415 Grabbing a gator dog, no doubt. 131 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,352 No doubt. 132 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,057 [tires screech] 133 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,530 Gotta work on those stops. 134 00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,440 [engine revs, tires screech] 135 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,283 [siren] 136 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,921 [tires screech] Whoa! 137 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:20,493 [Jack-in-the-box playing Pop Goes the Weasel] 138 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,162 What the... 139 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,964 [music stops] 140 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,871 Oh! Aah! 141 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,310 That was theatrical. 142 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,741 [maniacal laughter] 143 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,746 He takes after his pa, wouldn't you say? 144 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,816 What did you do to him? 145 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,386 Just some laughing gas, drag. 146 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:23,656 Don't tell me you're not an inmate. 147 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,862 What rational being dresses like you? 148 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,132 Speaking of threads, think this is a good look for me? 149 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,334 - Who are you? - Joker. 150 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,070 Not what, who? 151 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:43,309 Smear-free. It's perma-clown. 152 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,812 Ooh, tough crowd. 153 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,882 Look! Nothing up my sleeves. 154 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,116 Ha ha. 155 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,538 Nothing that won't put a smile on your face. 156 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,889 Say cheese! 157 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,590 [cackling] 158 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,294 I'm out of gas. 159 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,597 And I'm out of patience! 160 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,502 You really know how to spoil a coming-out party. 161 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,771 How do you expect me to spread mirth and whimsy 162 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,807 without a proper hideout? 163 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,109 Listen, Joker, you're sick! 164 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,510 You need help. 165 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,747 Well, maybe I am a little off. 166 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,251 But what are you gonna do, 167 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,920 lock me in the looney bin? 168 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,922 I'm already here. 169 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,394 Situation report? 170 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:38,231 We're rounding up patients and waiting for choppers to take us over. 171 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,468 Like we'll get any drier? 172 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:49,509 My new partner. Triathlon whiz. 173 00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,653 You know, I really love this place. 174 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,389 My old hideout's a shambles. 175 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:07,494 Eyah. And these digs just scream me. 176 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,299 OK, take back the asylum. 177 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,235 But mark my words, 178 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:19,372 this town has happy days ahead. 179 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:29,983 [maniacal laugh] 180 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:36,256 [Pop Goes the Weasel plays] 181 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,302 Smile, Gotham! 182 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,770 [sighs] 183 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,642 Well, better split up. 184 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,422 You have the right to remain silent. 185 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,460 Bennett, spot the perp? 186 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,066 The Bat. 187 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,074 Sir, a stranger in the Batcave? 188 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,043 Tonight, we'll make an exception. 189 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,246 Oh, my, chap could use a dentist. 190 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,181 Or a medic. 191 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,217 Right, then. 192 00:13:38,749 --> 00:13:40,749 Reporter over broadcast: Chief Rojas, any suspects yet 193 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,122 in this bizarre Jack-in-the-box hostage incident? 194 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,658 Rojas: I'm not at liberty to reveal whom. 195 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,794 But I feel confident our best detectives 196 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,729 are closing in on him as we speak. 197 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,097 [broadcast clicks off] 198 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:55,268 And Gotham Gator fan Bruce Wayne with nary an alibi. 199 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,569 How's our patient? 200 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,138 Despite the ghastly grimace, fit as a fiddle. 201 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,741 Poor fellow simply a prisoner in his own body. 202 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,209 [doorbell buzzes] 203 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,011 A sample of Joker's gas 204 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,614 is our only hope of deriving an antidote. 205 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,950 I need to find it before this madman 206 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,487 puts a permanent smile on all of Gotham. 207 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,458 Smile, Gotham! 208 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,094 My old hideout's a shambles. 209 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,600 If I find the old hideout, I find this Joker. 210 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,936 Master Bruce, someone to see you. 211 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,804 Who is it, Alfred? 212 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,642 The police. 213 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:46,552 Detective, uh, am I under arrest? 214 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,454 Yo, Bruce! 215 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,290 Hey, Ethan. 216 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,125 Where you been, my friend? 217 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,761 Master Bruce was at the Gator game last night. 218 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,996 Speaking of, 219 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,532 I thought we were all set to shoot some hoops last week. 220 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,002 Ah, I've been buried, Ethan, 24/7. 221 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,639 So, why the sudden visit? 222 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,709 Just needed to talk to someone. 223 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,211 Other than the guys at the station, I mean. 224 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,347 This is gonna sound weird, Bruce. 225 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,149 But last night, 226 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,484 I saw the Batman. 227 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,986 [porcelain shatters] 228 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,021 Only a ming. 229 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,557 So, he's for real? 230 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,159 What's he look like? 231 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,960 A dude like you or me. 232 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,129 Except he wears batjamas. 233 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,832 Tough part's this, Bruce. 234 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,601 I really believe the Bat's helping Gotham. 235 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,071 Even if he is on the wrong side of the law. 236 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,706 But he's getting a bad rap, 237 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,642 and the heat's on me to take him down. 238 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,447 Looks like a clown hideout. 239 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,923 Stop me if you heard this one before, Batman. 240 00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,593 There were these two fellows in an abandoned party favor factory. 241 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,495 One says to the other... 242 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,697 Where are you keeping the gas, Joker? 243 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,599 You call that a punch line? 244 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,768 I don't share your sense of humor. 245 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,937 Yet we're linked, you and I. 246 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,239 Like comedy and tragedy. 247 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,042 Two sides, same coin. 248 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:21,013 The gas, Joker, or I vow I will turn your smile upside-down. 249 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,583 If it's gas you want... 250 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,858 Place all tray tables in their upright positions. 251 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,595 [maniacal laughter] 252 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,934 - What is that? - Ahh. 253 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,336 It looks like a balloon. 254 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:46,773 Smiles, people. Smiles! 255 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,809 The balloon's filled with Joker Gas. 256 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,111 And he's gonna pop it... 257 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,047 Over Gotham. 258 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,827 A balloon downtown this time of year? 259 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,562 - That's-- - Crazy? 260 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,197 I'll drive. 261 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,904 [laughing] 262 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:23,409 If you're loving me, wait till you get a load of my pop. 263 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,288 Stop this thing, Joker. 264 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,223 With what brakes? 265 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:44,063 [siren, tires screeching] 266 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,500 It's the Batman. 267 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,069 And he's pummeling a clown. 268 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,904 Aah! 269 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,541 The Jack-in-the-box, Yin. 270 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,911 What if clowny's the one behind the Arkham incident? 271 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,780 Explain the missing orderly. 272 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,648 Maybe Bats took him 'cause-- 273 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,284 I don't know. The guy needed help or something. 274 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:07,420 Fair enough. We're chasing two perps -- 275 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,590 One's a criminal. The other's still a vigilante. 276 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,596 Watch your pinkies. 277 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,838 [grunting] 278 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,113 East. Gotham Bay. 279 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,685 You have made me one very sad clown! 280 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,455 Where'd you go? 281 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,856 Knock-knock. 282 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,392 Who's there? 283 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,445 My precious gas... 284 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,782 Passed by a party pooper. 285 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,286 I had a different punch line in mind. 286 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,497 Well, we can take the clown in. 287 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,233 I know you love to swim. 288 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:05,905 Alfred, move our houseguest out of the Batcave and prep the lab. 289 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,474 I have an antidote to whip up. 290 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,947 Steiner, check. 291 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,450 McSwain, check. 292 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,720 223 -- new arrival. 293 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,788 Check. 294 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,259 They all said I was sick in the head. 295 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,929 They said I needed help. 296 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,865 Well, maybe I am a bit batty. 297 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:36,535 Blame it on the bats in my belfry. 298 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,972 [maniacal laughter] 299 00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:44,330 [theme song playing] 300 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,332 ♪ The Batman