1 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,843 [gun blasts] 2 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,097 -[gun blast] -[Sterling] Ooh! 3 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:18,563 I got him in the nostril! 4 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:21,063 Wow, you look just like Mom right now. 5 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,396 With my hair pulled back? I totally thought that this morning. 6 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,861 No, I mean adeptly handling a deadly weapon. 7 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:26,782 [gun blast] 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,570 By the way, who do you think she's going to shoot 9 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,244 with her secret gun from her secret storage unit? 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,373 -Blair... -[gun blast] 11 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,831 ...I know you saw something that you thought felt weird, but-- 12 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:39,161 Oh, my God! That's extremely condescending. 13 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:42,037 Mom isn't a criminal mastermind, okay? She hates crime. 14 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:44,457 Remember when she made you return that MoonPie 15 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,804 that you stole from Piggly Wiggly 16 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,589 when we were driving to Seaside in the fourth grade? 17 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,592 It was a Goo Goo Cluster from Harris Teeter 18 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:52,144 when we were driving back from Seaside in the third grade. 19 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,602 You're saying you won't even consider the possibility 20 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,389 that she's lying to us at least? 21 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,273 Fine. If you make this bullseye, dead center, 22 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:00,940 then I will consider the possibility 23 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,979 that Mom is leading some dangerous double life. 24 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,324 -Really? -Really. 25 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,188 [distant man chattering] 26 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,120 [gasps] 27 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,132 -I got him in the nuts! -Doesn't count. 28 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,050 I totally got him in the nuts. 29 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,208 -It doesn't count. -That totally counts. 30 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:29,706 We didn't say nothing about nuts. 31 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,548 Well, it's a bullseye of some sort. 32 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,009 -[theme music] -Bullseye. 33 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,394 [vocalizing] 34 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,406 [Blair] I've landed on a theory. 35 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,949 She's a part of the Dixie Mafia. 36 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,946 While we're at school, she drives to Biloxi, Mississippi 37 00:01:59,035 --> 00:01:59,945 and then on the weekends, 38 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:03,916 she serves up premium hardcore drugs to the Atlanta upper-crust 39 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:06,208 through tennis matches, book club, church... 40 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,132 Come on, don't you think it's even a little bit suspicious? 41 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,592 What? Mom having a gun? 42 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,842 No. Want to know why? 43 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,467 Because we're holding guns right now, Blair. 44 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,591 We're gun owners. 45 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,675 Dad is a gun owner. 46 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:21,313 Mom says, that guns are a product of the Fall. 47 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:24,981 [grunts] There's no reason for her to have a gun or a pile of cash, 48 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,861 just like there's no reason for her to have a storage unit. 49 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,228 Maybe that's where she put our Madame Alexander dolls. 50 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:30,896 And the gun? 51 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:32,903 To protect the dolls. 52 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,066 [cell phone dings] 53 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,324 [cell phone bleeps] 54 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,157 You need to take this seriously. 55 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,789 Blair, you are like a dog with a bone, okay? 56 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,001 It's either sex, sex, sex 57 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,080 or some implausible theory about Mom and her criminal second life. 58 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,088 Okay, you're doing it again. You're stirring things up. 59 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,250 No, I'm not. 60 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,214 Stop minimizing my experiences. 61 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:54,877 Sorry. 62 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,142 Hey. 63 00:02:58,636 --> 00:02:59,846 I'm sorry again that you didn't 64 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,179 get to put the "O" in your column at the debate tournament. 65 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:05,135 I really thought that one of those guys was going to get you there. 66 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,686 Yeah, that's okay. Uh... 67 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,479 I'm sure I'll have an orgasm one day. 68 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:11,267 I'll sit on a bicycle seat or something. It's fine. 69 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,397 Of course, you will. 70 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:15,153 It just takes some women a lot of time to figure it out. 71 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,106 You just have to find out what makes you tick. 72 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,569 Inside your vagina. 73 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:21,779 [gasps] 74 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,698 [gasps ecstatically] 75 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:24,696 Mm-hm. 76 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,535 Uh, can we talk about something else, like, um... 77 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,337 Mom and the gun? 78 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,128 -[gasps] Really? -Yeah. 79 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,802 Okay, so this is what I'm thinking. 80 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,380 We can go to the storage unit, but it's locked. 81 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,426 -So we've gotta crack the lock and-- -Anyway... 82 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:41,799 Anyway, uh... 83 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,218 -Hey, Dad. -Hello! 84 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:46,226 How are you enjoying this season of The Masked Singer? 85 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,519 I've been meaning to ask you. 86 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:51,312 Oh, my goodness, that show does not miss. [chuckles] 87 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,477 I never would have thought that cricket was Roberta Flack. 88 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:58,359 Hey, um, have you seen April? 89 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,865 No. She went AWOL since the debate tournament. 90 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,158 Your ex is looking bereft. 91 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:10,792 Hi, Luke. How's, um... everything? 92 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:12,589 Great. 93 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,246 Amazing. 94 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,217 -Mm. -Um, I'm taking time for myself. 95 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,545 That's really good. I'm really glad to hear that. 96 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,217 And I have my music, 97 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,272 and my bandmates take turns reminding me to eat... 98 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,020 which rocks. 99 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,435 Luke! Come sit by me. 100 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,942 [school bell rings] 101 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,702 Hi! 102 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:45,662 [sighs] 103 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:46,953 How's your morning been? 104 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,790 Those announcements were so loud, my ears were like... 105 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,670 Yeah. [clears throat] 106 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:52,879 -Hey. -Hey. 107 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,748 Um, I don't know what you're doing, 108 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,626 but I would keep my fingers out of that mousetrap. 109 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,554 Oh. 110 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:01,181 She's best to be avoided when she's in a biting mood. 111 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,219 She bit you? 112 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:03,854 What? No. 113 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,308 What's going on with her? 114 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,853 She's... um... 115 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,982 struggling to keep it all together, but it's personal, so... 116 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,480 Yeah, it's her dad.  His trial started today. 117 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,153 -It's personal! -Right. 118 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,435 And her dad's a person, Ezequiel. 119 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,146 That must be really hard for her. 120 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:23,572 Yeah, but we have to look out for ourselves. 121 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,406 In an autocracy, when the despot is down, 122 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,121 it's every person for herself. 123 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,701 -Zirself. -Zirself. 124 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:29,866 [Ellen] Okay, guys and gals. 125 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:32,294 Now listen, I don't want anyone to revolt 126 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,543 'cause I know you're all excited for your long weekend, 127 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:38,415 but I have an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny little assignment. 128 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,174 I did it myself back in the day 129 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,006 and I had so much fun. Oh! 130 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,222 Okay, it is time for... 131 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,466 Biblical Buildings. 132 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:49,808 [all groaning] 133 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:55,401 Yes, I know! You each get to pick an architectural structure from the Bible, 134 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,190 and then build a historically accurate representation 135 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,735 to present to the class. 136 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,778 It's a chance to just dig in 137 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,702 and get your hands dirty in that rich biblical soil, huh? 138 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,243 And who says our school doesn't teach the Arts? 139 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,207 [mimics flatulence] Okay. So, let's just pair off 140 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,538 and then everybody yell out who wants what. 141 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:15,792 Can I do the manger? 142 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:19,634 Uh, that's a kind of building, I guess. Yeah. 143 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,962 Moses' door with blood on the frame, 144 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,508 like, dripping down, really violent. 145 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,891 Well, it should really be the whole building, Franklin. 146 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,676 Luke and I want Noah's Ark. 147 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,601 Each animal... matched with a mate... 148 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,774 propagating the species. 149 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:34,387 [chuckles] 150 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,897 Yeah. Yeah, and I bet some animals paired off and... 151 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:41,030 weren't the exact same person, like an octopus and a Sterl-- 152 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:41,979 A squirrel! 153 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:42,988 Um... 154 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,609 A squirrel. I think that sounds like a beautiful idea. 155 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:46,776 I'm very excited. 156 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,655 Okay. 157 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:49,991 Solomon’s Temple. 158 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:50,986 [students gasp] 159 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,373 That's insanity. Why do you always gotta try so hard, April? 160 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:56,786 [Ellen] Oh, Franklin! 161 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:58,674 Do we need to speak privately? 162 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,128 No, Miss Johnson. 163 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,802 [Ellen] Solomon's Temple. That... 164 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,920 hmm... is ambitious, April, 165 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,434 but I like it and I like you. 166 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,473 We're going to need gold paint, chicken wire and spackle. 167 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,267 Also blood, I think it should be real. 168 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,227 You're gonna have to kill a pigeon. 169 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,190 [students chattering] 170 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,941 Why aren't you writing this down? 171 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,192 Um... 172 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,654 Hannah B and I are actually partners. 173 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:26,074 -Sorry. -Sorry, it just happened. 174 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,284 But, like, before you asked. S-- So... 175 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:34,447 -Oh-oh, you've got a Dorito in your hair. -It's right here. 176 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,367 Yeah. 177 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:36,995 It's kind of gross, yeah. 178 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:42,799 Fine. But you should build a biblical time machine back to now 179 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,589 because partnering with Hannah B is a huge mistake. 180 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,053 She cites Wikipedia in her bibliographies. 181 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,724 She's never even registered her JSTOR and EBSCO Host logins. 182 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,183 We choose the cross. 183 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:56,024 It's technically a building Jesus lived on until he died. 184 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,350 [Ellen] Okay, let's think on that. 185 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,306 Um... 186 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:01,105 I'll do Solomon's Temple with you. 187 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,519 I know all the dimensions from Miss Kline's Sunday school class. 188 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,568 Uh, "Five cubits in height and ten cubits brim to brim." 189 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,901 I know the dimensions, too. I'm not an animal. 190 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,947 Oh, you know, of course you're not an animal, 191 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:10,951 Oh, my gosh. 192 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:11,952 Um, but-- 193 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,783 Ooh ooh, my dad has this woodworking shop, 194 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,238 and he paints these little wooden ducks. 195 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,158 It's so weird, but he's got 196 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:21,416 a mi-- a miter saw, and a nail gun and drills. 197 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,751 -It will be so fun-- -Fine. 198 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,668 Okay... um, tomorrow maybe? 199 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,626 -If you aren't busy, because-- -I said fine. 200 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,006 Okay. 201 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,180 [pop music playing] 202 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,269 [Sterling, mimicking Bowser] "Get in there! Why is paper so heavy?" 203 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,889 [Blair] "Stupid piece of plastic." 204 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:43,814 [Sterling, in British accent] "Oh, hello. I'm a lady dressed like a napkin." 205 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,818 "Are you from the Napkin Department?" 206 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,779 "Hey there, pretty lady." 207 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,902 "Do you have any yogurt?" 208 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,414 [Blair] "You know you want it." 209 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,535 Does Bowser have friends? 210 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:57,868 No. We're it. 211 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,670 [Sterling] They're still hugging. 212 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:01,868 [Blair] This is pornographic. 213 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:06,205 [Sterling] Why is she rubbing his arms? 214 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,085 Is he backing away? Should we go and save him? 215 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:11,049 Wait. Yolanda knows her, too? 216 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,048 Is that his ex? 217 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:16,811 [gasps] 218 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:20,809 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 219 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:25,191 -[gaps] They're looking at us. -They're coming inside. What do we say? 220 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,690 -Hello? -Hello. Yeah, that's good. Hello. 221 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:28,985 Okay, great. We're saying hello. 222 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,778 -Classic, adult, neutral. -Be normal! 223 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,657 Greetings, earthlings. 224 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:33,568 Bonjour! 225 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:34,616 Hola! 226 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,829 You must be Bowser's... boo. 227 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,699 -Ex-boo. -Uh, hey! 228 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,158 Don't be... you. 229 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,327 And you must be the little gringas Yolanda told me about, 230 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,627 bringing in new life and lighting up B's fourth chakra. 231 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,712 [chuckles lightly] Mmm. 232 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,417 Oh, my God. 233 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,434 Your soul is settled. 234 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:55,510 I can feel it. 235 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,755 I'm actually a pretty nervous person. 236 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,966 And you... You... 237 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,227 [inhales deeply] 238 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,857 -Mmm. -Okay, cool. 239 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,938 How about we get to work here? 240 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,404 Yolanda, you got a skip? 241 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:10,653 That's why I'm here. 242 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,357 Oh, you know, you go. 243 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:13,952 I'll stop by for dinner. 244 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,030 Oh, I've been dying to make my goulash. 245 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:19,325 I'm assuming you have pots, pans, homemade beef broth, 246 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,330 noodle... No? 247 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,292 No. 248 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,581 You know what? [clicks teeth] We'll figure it out. 249 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:26,631 Ciao-ee. 250 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,206 [gasps] 251 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,045 -Oh, my God. -What is she doing here? 252 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,220 Looking for a potential producer for her new album. 253 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,089 She's a singer? I thought she owned a goat farm. 254 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,006 Exactly. 255 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:38,013 -Did you know she was coming? -[Bowser] Yeah. 256 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,429 Are you gonna get back together with her? 257 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:42,273 No! Not that it's any business of yours. 258 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,730 Nice plants, by the way. 259 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,849 -I give it a day and a half. -Till they're banging? 260 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,016 -Yeah. -No. Nope. 261 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,315 -Why? -She needs Bowser to fund that album. 262 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,277 That is not how it is. 263 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,240 -She was touching you a lot. -Mm-hm. 264 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,360 How do you know how it is? 265 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:56,946 You haven't talked to her in... 266 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,700 Oh. 267 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,743 Mm. She liked that Instagram post of yours. 268 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,116 [gasps] The picture I took? 269 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,123 -Yes. -Aww. 270 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,754 And what? She sent you a message? 271 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,330 Well, I saw that she liked it and I sent her one. Okay? 272 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,248 I'm allowed to keep in touch with my ex-wife, you know. 273 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,086 See, this is textbook Michelle. 274 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,761 She sees an opening and she sweeps in 275 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,879 with whatever new project she's got going on. 276 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,586 A yoga studio on a boat, 277 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,222 a marathon across Antarctica, oh, 278 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,224 "Oh, I know, let's clone ourselves." 279 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,732 And then she sweeps away just as easily 280 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,269 and Bowser here is left holding the bill 281 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,692 or his own genetic matter, depending on the year. 282 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,941 On, off, off, on. 283 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,109 I figured it'd end after the divorce, 284 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,992 but old habits die hard, I guess. 285 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,858 Huh. So, you're, like, addicted to her. 286 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,988 And she uses him like an old rag. 287 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,451 Well if he's the addict, then he uses her. 288 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,325 But she's using him clearly, 289 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,464 so he can't be the addict. He's the drug. 290 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,878 And she's the addict? 291 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,086 Well, she's addicted to him being addicted to her. 292 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,589 -So they're both addicts then? -It's called codependence. 293 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,592 I'm not addicted! 294 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,965 Jesus, somebody shoot me. 295 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,013 Do you have a skip or not? 296 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:04,926 Thank you. 297 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,096 How hard was that? 298 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:07,644 His name's Gary Durbin. 299 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,725 Gary skipped bail three weeks ago. He's currently MIA. 300 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,073 -What was he booked for? -Dealing amphetamines. 301 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,153 -His old lady drives a 18-wheeler, hm? -Mm-hm. 302 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,525 Travels with her sometimes. 303 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:20,031 Probably hiding out in the back of her semi right now. 304 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:21,871 You call the truck company? 305 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,409 -Get her route? -Not yet. 306 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,080 [sighs] 307 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:26,791 I'll do it. 308 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,369 You sure? Because I can call Pedro, 309 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,877 -Rory, or Perry D-- -Yolanda. 310 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,922 I said I got it, hm? 311 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,174 Here, take this. 312 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,721 Track her credit card statements like I taught you. 313 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,139 See if you can find out if she's sticking to her route. 314 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,090 Okay. 315 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,179 I’m out sixty grand here, Bowser. 316 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,016 Yolanda? Trust me. 317 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,023 Maybe Mom's dealing amphetamines. 318 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,396 What are amphetamines? 319 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,611 Drugs that can go on land and water. 320 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,026 Oh. 321 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,164 Oh, I have to be honest, y'all, 322 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,790 I was running around so much today doing my errands, 323 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,288 I had to go get a pre-made casserole. 324 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,329 So, y'all be honest. [chuckles] 325 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,002 Well, it tastes a little mealy, 326 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,378 and there's something in there I can't quite put my finger on, 327 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,381 but beige would be the flavor I'd give it. 328 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,134 Oh, well, maybe a little too honest. 329 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,127 [chuckles] 330 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,218 So, girls, are you all packed up 331 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,223 and ready for your big hunting trip with Uncle Deacon and Big Daddy? 332 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,306 Why do you ask? 333 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,024 Are you planning something? 334 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:33,690 I'm not sure, maybe mimosas, a little foot mask? 335 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,651 Ooh, interesting. 336 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,533 Where do you store those? 337 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,688 Um, I actually have to stay behind. 338 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,698 -What? Why? -Well, that's a shame, Sterl. 339 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,490 I've got this big project for Bible class 340 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,993 and it's going to take all weekend. 341 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,445 And we need to use your tools, too, Dad, 342 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,825 -if that's okay. -That's okay. 343 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,745 -We? -Yeah, they partnered me up with April. 344 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,291 [groans] It's awful. I hate it. 345 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,166 You can't bail. We have to wring Dad for information. 346 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,673 -Since when? -Since I realized just now 347 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,174 that this man cannot lie. 348 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,966 [scoffs] Did you hear what he said about the casserole? 349 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,548 If he knows anything about Mom and the gun, 350 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,345 he will crack in five seconds flat. 351 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,139 Let Mom be. It's okay to have a secret. 352 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,642 -We don't have secrets. -No, but we could if we wanted to, right? 353 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,694 Right. Wait. No. 354 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:13,978 I don't like secrets. 355 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,731 Secrets imply boundaries. Do you have a secret? 356 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,443 No, it was a hypothetical. 357 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,067 And Dad isn't that bad of a liar. He can keep things in. 358 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,609 By the way, Daddy, what did you get up to this afternoon? 359 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,580 Well, I was lacquering up my wooden ducks in the garage and... 360 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,163 next thing I knew was high as a kite on fumes. 361 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:34,124 [sniffs] I woke up on my hammock, holding a bowl of pimento cheese. 362 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,670 I do not know how I got there. 363 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:36,669 [chuckles] 364 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,668 Sterl, I'm disappointed you're not going to be joining us, 365 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,844 but school work does come first. 366 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:42,842 Yes, sir. 367 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,838 I hope this doesn't mean that you're bailing on your old Dad, too, Blair. 368 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,096 Even if you're doing your peaceful protest, 369 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,638 I'd still like a little daddy-daughter time. 370 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,932 No way. I'm totally, totally psyched. 371 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,176 I'm gonna, you know.... 372 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,150 shoot a bunch of innocent animals. 373 00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,266 I thought you were opposed to hunting on moral grounds, honey. 374 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,027 Actually, a lot of hunters don't support the NRA. 375 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,162 Also, we only shoot older bucks, right, Daddy? 376 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,658 And not any of the young does. 377 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,528 No does. 378 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,827 And we eat everything we shoot. 379 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:13,793 Also... 380 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,004 I miss you. 381 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,876 Aww. 382 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,247 I miss you, too. 383 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,050 [chuckles] 384 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,523 Now, can we talk? 385 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,139 Shhh. 386 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,522 [whispering] We want to get into the right frame of mind, 387 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,024 really feel the deer. 388 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,686 Well, we felt the entire history of Gettysburg on tape on the way up here, 389 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,277 so I was kind of hoping that we could talk about life, 390 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,453 and love, and Mom. 391 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,582 You know I love talking about love, baby, 392 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,239 but deer are quiet souls. 393 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,753 Can we not call them souls? 394 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,208 And huntin' is a chance for a man 395 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,378 to really just breathe in and breathe out, 396 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,505 sink into that silence. 397 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,424 [man] Whoo! 398 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,757 Hey oh! [chuckles] 399 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,932 [groans] 400 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,393 Deek. 401 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,221 Lookin' good, ace. 402 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,266 It's good to see you, Big Daddy. 403 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,271 Good to see you, Son. 404 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,766 Hey, no hard feelings about me leaving the company, right? 405 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:21,984 I just needed a change. 406 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,404 This isn't Maury Povich, Son. 407 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,193 Let's just have a nice hunt. 408 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,566 [Anderson] Okay, Big Daddy. 409 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,993 -Blair. -Uncle Deacon. 410 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,282 -Give me a hug. -A hug? 411 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,735 -Oh, yep. All right. -Yep. 412 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,406 [chuckles] How've you been, bud? 413 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,754 Oh! 414 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,079 -[cackles] -Deacon. [groans] 415 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,084 Come on. Would you please keep your voice down? 416 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:41,996 Sure. 417 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,924 [shouting] Are you cracking away at those ducks? 418 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,585 That's a hobby, is what that is. That's all. 419 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,633 Yeah, I've been, I've been, you know, keeping busy. 420 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,587 I've got my hands in this and that and so things are good. I'm good. 421 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,297 -That's good to hear, man. -Thanks. 422 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,017 -Oh! -Come on! 423 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,268 Come on, Deacon. 424 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,808 You know what keeps me up at night? 425 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,562 [chuckles] How in the hell a guy like your dad bags a girl like your mom. 426 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,316 I mean, it-- it baffles the mind, truly. 427 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,241 [chuckles] I love hearing about that. 428 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,198 -Yes. Keep going. -[Big Daddy] Blair! 429 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,986 You here to ruin our time yammering on about gun laws? 430 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:17,044 No, I-- I actually support the right to bear arms. 431 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,373 But if you need an assault rifle to take down a whitetail, 432 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,206 you're a lousy shot and you should get a new hobby. 433 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,962 Finally, something we agree on. 434 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,092 Also the NRA is in with Big Oil 435 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,433 and they are eatin' up the American wilderness. 436 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,138 Soon, there won't be anywhere to hunt anyway. 437 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,510 I'm just... 438 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,768 -Oh! -Jesus! 439 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,559 [Deacon] Easy there. 440 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,942 [snoring] 441 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:48,441 Okay. Now, let’s just relax into the quiet. 442 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,736 It's too bad about Sterly Pearly. 443 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,949 That girl loves a gun. 444 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,448 Daggum. 445 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,741 You know who doesn't love a gun, though? 446 00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,621 Mom, right? 447 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:05,075 She would never, like, have one, or shoot one, or... store one? 448 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,337 That's right. Shh. 449 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,712 Deb's a hell of a shot. 450 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,302 She is? 451 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,927 She took us to a gun range on a double date when y'all first met. 452 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,053 Taught us how to grunt like a buck to a doe in heat. 453 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,466 [mimics animal grunting] 454 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,894 -Mom taught you how to sex grunt? -Oh. 455 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,103 -Language, please! -She won an award, too. 456 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,650 Yeah, the Peaky Rounding Falls Sharpshooter Award. 457 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,569 I believe, for taking down a coyote in Stewart County. 458 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,479 Shh. 459 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,276 Anderson can’t even take down his own damn name. 460 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,109 Man, how the hell did you land a girl like Debbie? 461 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,698 -They love each other, Uncle Deacon. -We fell in love, Deacon. 462 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,372 -[spits] -[Blair] Eww. 463 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,201 Hey, Dad, when did Mom stop shooting? 464 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,037 I don't know, sometime before y'all came along. 465 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,672 Why didn't she tell us that she was a good shot? 466 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:48,791 Oh... 467 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:49,917 She probably forgot. 468 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:56,013 Forgot that she won the Peaky... Sneaky Blinder Sharpshooting Award? 469 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,513 For taking down a coyote? 470 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,434 Yeah, she must've. 471 00:18:58,887 --> 00:18:59,717 How? 472 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,096 I don't know, Blair. 473 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,232 People change. 474 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,809 Life is long and deer are quiet. 475 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:08,896 [gun blast] 476 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,981 -[gasps] We got him! -[groans] 477 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,689 [spits] 478 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,896 [pop music playing] 479 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,161 You are so good at using that saw. 480 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,490 Thanks. 481 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,543 Luke tried to use this once to make me a pair of wooden flip-flops 482 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,462 and--and he almost took his finger off. 483 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,745 And then, he cried and threw the flip-flop 484 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,756 and didn't calm down until I gave him a bowl of mac and cheese. 485 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,724 Never send a man to do a woman's job. 486 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:37,890 Yeah. 487 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,597 I never really got what you saw in Luke. 488 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,477 He always seemed a little... 489 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,106 amorphous... for you. 490 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,822 He was really sweet and-- and kind and loving but... 491 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,695 yeah, after a while, I did want someone with a little more... 492 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:03,583 [stammering] more this than this. 493 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,328 Remember when Luke ate his own ChapStick? 494 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,004 Yeah. 495 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,961 You were reading Mere Christianity in the fifth grade. [chuckles] 496 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,974 -How do you remember that? -Well, he ate the ChapStick, 497 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,219 choked, gagged, threw up and then you quoted C.S. Lewis to him. 498 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,676 "God will not love you any less 499 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,023 if you happen to be born with a second-rate brain." 500 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,062 That's it! 501 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,100 My gosh, you were so smart. 502 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,268 You read it, too. 503 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,654 I didn't remember it, though. 504 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,570 Not like The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. 505 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,650 [scoffs] 506 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,363 Well, yeah, that book is seared into my brain 507 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,744 because it's so sad. 508 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,990 The saddest! 509 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,784 Aslan tied up on that slab of rock, dead with no mane? 510 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,827 And Tumnus the Fawn, turned to stone. 511 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,161 And Mr. Beaver! 512 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:48,959 Wait, what was sad about him? 513 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,791 Well, you know, they destroyed his little beaver house, right? 514 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:54,795 Oh, yeah, they did. 515 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,839 Yeah, whatever. He had it comin'. 516 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:03,925 [chuckles] 517 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,515 My dad used to read me those books. 518 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,645 Mine, too. 519 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,198 [turns on electric saw] 520 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,126 [new age music playing] 521 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,922 [chuckling] I'm open to love. 522 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,166 [Bowser] I'm open to love. 523 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,218 I forgive myself and others. 524 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,643 Mm. I... 525 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,141 [clears throat] ...I forgive myself. And others. 526 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:53,559 I'm connected to others and myself. 527 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,895 I'm connected to others and myself. 528 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,652 I'm one with nature. 529 00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,614 [Bowser] I am... 530 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,697 I'm one... Yolanda? 531 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,160 What's-- uh...? Hey. 532 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,582 Why are you here? 533 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,039 I was trying to return your call and I got worried. 534 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,370 I thought you might have been tied up, naked and afraid. 535 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,666 [moaning] 536 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,000 I guess that comes later. 537 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,747 Look, uh... 538 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,797 -I'm sorry, I didn't hear my phone ring. -[moaning] 539 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,801 I-- I just called you with an update, that's all. 540 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,125 Oh, what's the update? 541 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,095 -Uh, I got Jocelyn's route. -Ah. 542 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,059 She's on her way from Chattanooga to Tallahassee. 543 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,059 [Michelle moans] 544 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,930 Her supervisor says sometimes  she stops at the LaGrange Motel, 545 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,517 down the 85 South. 546 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,728 -All right. -Yeah. 547 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:36,982 -Yeah. -Yeah. 548 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,654 So, later, me and the girls, we'll head out there 549 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,315 and, um... you know... 550 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,573 Hey, you still got that CB radio in your RV? 551 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:44,742 I do. 552 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:45,781 -Yeah? -Mm-hm. 553 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,910 No! 554 00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:49,741 -[Michelle moans] -[Bowser] Uh... 555 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,410 -Should I get it? -I guess it could crawl up here. 556 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,334 [Michelle continues moaning] 557 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,792 I had a nightmare that started like this once. 558 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,878 What are you doing here, Michelle? 559 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,377 What are any of us doing here... 560 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,590 if you really think about it? 561 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,926 [sighs] I'm meeting producers for my new record. 562 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:11,854 Mm. 563 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:16,142 It's a concept album about the path to radical self-care, 564 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,938 refilling the soul with self-love and self-acceptance. 565 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,863 It sounds very selfish. 566 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:22,862 Oh. 567 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,403 Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand my process. 568 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,906 Also, something called out to me, 569 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,949 made me feel drawn here to Bowser. 570 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,373 Was it your pathological need 571 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,451 to never let me have anything for myself? 572 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:34,912 Just spitballing. 573 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,122 Bowser told me you saw the post. 574 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,246 You two look... good together. 575 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:45,337 I mean, your energies  are completely incompatible. 576 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,144 [chuckles] Yeah, I suppose we'd have to have an ugly divorce 577 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:50,389 to be as close as y'all two. 578 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:54,600 Oh, sweetie, are you catching feelings for him... again? 579 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,388 I know what you're up to, Michelle, 580 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,806 and you can't ask him for a loan, 581 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:58,984 -or a down payment on a car... -I'm not. 582 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,112 ...or a place to stay. 583 00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:01,228 He is just getting back on his feet. 584 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,694 Don't worry so much. 585 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,244 I pulled the Four of Wands for Bowser's next year. 586 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:09,276 Success, victory, joy, love. 587 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,124 Maybe a romantic reunion. 588 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,119 Oh, his aura is very bright-- 589 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,581 Por favor, Michèlle! 590 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,041 His aura is shit! 591 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,661 He is still hung up on you 592 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,957 living paycheck-to-paycheck, barely hangin' on. 593 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,291 You run him around again, and he will be knocked flat. 594 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:23,207 [Bowser] Wow. 595 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,508 I didn't realize I was so delicate. 596 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,721 -Bowser. -No, no, no. 597 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,392 "Barely hanging on, huh? 598 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:35,267 Good to know that's how you see me. 599 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:39,438 B, clearly Yolanda doesn't believe in your growth potential. 600 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,443 But I do. 601 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:41,984 [Yolanda] That's right. 602 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,323 You believed in him so hard 603 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,778 that you up and left as soon as shit got the tiniest bit tough, right? 604 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,737 Great. This is just great. 605 00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,448 I'm tired of seeing history repeat itself. 606 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,872 I am not going to pick up the pieces with you again. 607 00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,118 Noted. 608 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,090 [door opens and closes] 609 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,804 [Anderson] Father, we commit this animal to you. 610 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,925 We thank you for its life, 611 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,224 for its sustenance. 612 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,716 And for time with family. 613 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,063 Amen. 614 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:18,562 -Amen. -Amen. 615 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,562 Did Dee-daw teach mom to shoot? 616 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,441 You know, I don't recall to be honest. 617 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,442 Well, he must've. 618 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,150 Where do you hunt in Savannah? 619 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,985 [chuckling] I don't know, honey. 620 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,279 You never went hunting with her or Dee-daw? 621 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:34,663 I did not. 622 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,658 No, she'd-- she'd given that up by the time we met. 623 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,079 No, she hadn't. 624 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,174 You guys went shooting with Deacon. 625 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:43,999 Man, you're like a dog with a bone. 626 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:45,539 Wait. 627 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,303 Of course, you never went hunting with Dee-daw. 628 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,460 He died before you guys met. 629 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:50,836 -Right. -Right. 630 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,218 I guess it makes sense 631 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,682 that she doesn't like talking about Mee-maw or Dee-daw much. 632 00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,523 I wouldn't want to talk about it either 633 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:01,558 if my parents died in a jet crash in the Rockies. 634 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:02,733 That's exactly right. 635 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,152 It was the Appalachian Mountains, Dad. 636 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,824 They crashed into the Appalachian Mountains. 637 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,276 I don't know where the plane crashed, Blair. 638 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,816 The point is that it crashed! 639 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:17,738 And they are dead and they are gone and that is sad, so be quiet! 640 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,290 Please, just be quiet! 641 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,460 Daggum, Deacon, get her going. 642 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:26,997 [flesh ripping] 643 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:28,882 [Sterling] He yelled at you? 644 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,672 Yeah. And got sweaty. 645 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:33,675 and his face turned red like a guava. 646 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:34,678 Guava's are pink. 647 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,339 Fine, then his face got all pink. 648 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,178 But, like, a fiery, angry pink. 649 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,060 What did he say? 650 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,016 "Be quiet." 651 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,100 [gasps] 652 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,055 Oh, that is awful. 653 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:45,975 I know. 654 00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,773 He is definitely hiding something. 655 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,227 Something about Mom and Mee-maw and Dee-daw. 656 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,528 [cell phone rings] 657 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,452 Hey, babe. I can't talk right now. 658 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,990 [Miles] Well, then why'd you answer? 659 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:58,870 Because it would be rude not to. 660 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,200 I miss you. You've been MIA all week. 661 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,696 Yeah. I know. I'm sorry. 662 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,497 I miss you, too. I've just been... 663 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,667 Well, I've been super, super busy 664 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,091 just, like, with school, and Chloe, 665 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,460 and polishing my lacrosse stick. 666 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,916 Okay. All right. Well, um... 667 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,928 I gotta go. I promise I'll call you tonight. 668 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,064 Are you okay? 669 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,598 Yeah, no vacancies. 670 00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,561 You know what I hate about Yolanda? 671 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,020 She's smug. 672 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,734 Which is a real feat, 673 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,271 especially when everything is apparently going to shit. You know? 674 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,518 People change, things work out, 675 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,398 the sun rises and it's a new day. 676 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,319 Wow. 677 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,284 You are getting back together with old, dirty rag Michelle, aren't you? 678 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,486 No! 679 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,409 I don't know. Maybe? 680 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,084 [groans] Bowser! 681 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,916 Sterling, let's play top five reasons 682 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,578 Bowser is going to end up dead in a ditch somewhere 683 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,128 with a Michelle sticking out of his arm. 684 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,051 I am not addicted, all right? 685 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,627 Um, do-- do you really think that people change? 686 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:57,005 Like, if someone likes you like a friend, 687 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,842 maybe tomorrow they'll change their mind? 688 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,217 Sure. You gotta trust that good things are coming. 689 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,218 Surrender to the universe. 690 00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:05,556 Excuse me, who are you talking about? 691 00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,442 Chase Colton? Huh? 692 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,017 Oh, no, no, no, no. 693 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,274 No one in particular, just a hypothetical. 694 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,321 Advice. 695 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:13,979 -From Bowser? -Yeah. 696 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,403 -Really? -He's right here. 697 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,696 -Okay, thanks. -You should totally go for Chase. 698 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:21,825 I used to think that he was really boring and bad at math, 699 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:25,328 but he changed his hair part really deep left 700 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:28,372 -and he looks so, so good. -Hm. 701 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,090 Is that them? Is that the Durbins? 702 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:34,299 Hey hey... 703 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:39,633 Wow, see? 704 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:41,755 If you choose Michelle, 705 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,470 this is who you'll end up like, 706 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:47,015 just a couple of junkies jonesing for their next fix. 707 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,020 Thank you, Dr. fucking Freud. 708 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:50,307 Is this a drug deal? 709 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,475 Is this, like... with drugs and stuff? 710 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,154 -Is that what's happening right now? -Yeah. 711 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,692 -Come on. Let's go. -[Sterling sighs] 712 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,093 [cocks gun] 713 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,421 -[groans] -Last resort. 714 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:19,756 There's a drug deal happening! 715 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,261 Last resort! Put it away now! 716 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,299 All right. Stay behind me. 717 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:25,427 This could get hairy. 718 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:26,513 Don't you trust us? 719 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:29,853 Yeah. Trust us like you trust the universe. 720 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,438 We're professionals and adults. 721 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,231 There is nothing behind that door that we cannot handle 722 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,355 -What the fuck? -Nobody move! 723 00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:39,857 -Eww. -They're naked! 724 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,074 Get the fuck out of here! 725 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,034 Yeah, we've got the room for the next 45 minutes. 726 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,413 Gary Durbin? 727 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:46,872 -No. Why is it purple? -Oh, god. 728 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,161 [Bowser] You're under arrest. 729 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,624 I'm a bail enforcement officer. 730 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,671 -Move away from the human pyramid here. -[Blair] Sorry, guys. 731 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,539 Okay. Don't everybody move! 732 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,669 -[both scream] -Cold! 733 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:57,803 What the fuck? Get down! 734 00:29:58,421 --> 00:30:00,381 -[Blair] Are you okay? -[Sterling] Yeah! 735 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,335 Stupid bitches! 736 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,715 -[screams] -Sterl! Watch out, Bowser! 737 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,595 -[groans] -Get out of here, Gary! 738 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:09,933 Go! Go! Go! 739 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,647 -He's naked! -And fast! 740 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,190 Watch out! 741 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:21,992 Whoa! 742 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:24,361 -Ow! -Are you okay? 743 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:27,027 [Bowser] He's getting away! Sterl! Last resort! 744 00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:29,076 -Shoot him? -No! Shoot the lights! 745 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:35,788 [gasps] 746 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,415 [groans] 747 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:43,377 Yeah! Yeah! 748 00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:44,876 Yeah, that's my girl. 749 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,264 [Sterling] Don't roll! 750 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:48,885 Sir, your front stuff! 751 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,102 [groans] 752 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,931 Um, sir? I'm going to cuff you now. 753 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,226 Put your hands where we can-- 754 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:56,939 [screams] Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna cuff-- I'm gonna cuff your feet. 755 00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,726 Are you kiddin' me, Gary? Amphetamines? 756 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,817 What did I tell you about what we share? 757 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,282 Share if there's blood in your poop. 758 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,816 And share if you've committed a crime! 759 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:08,525 Did you ever sell to Edwards? 760 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:12,082 Because he is six months sober and I swear to God, Gary-- 761 00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:13,411 I didn't sell to Edwards. 762 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,115 And I don't have blood in my poop. 763 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:17,206 -It's black. -Your poop is black? 764 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,002 Shit, Gary! That's blood! 765 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,626 Okay, he could have eaten an Oreo. 766 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,547 -We have to get him to a doctor. -Not on my watch, friends. 767 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:26,221 Can you open the door for me? 768 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,841 -Okay. -Come on, black poop, let's go. 769 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,596 [Jocelyn] He never listened to me. Anything I said. 770 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:37,191 So... y'all three are in a relationship? 771 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:38,478 How can you tell? 772 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,520 How did that happen? 773 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,780 Did she approach you or...? 774 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,109 I met Tina at a bar. 775 00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:46,953 We talked about it and then we took it for a spin. 776 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:48,702 But what did you say? 777 00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:50,281 How did y'all broach the subject? 778 00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:51,826 -[scoffs] Well-- -I've got this friend 779 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,410 and she doesn't know that I like her, 780 00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:55,464 and we're religious so I don't know what to say 781 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,418 or if she's going to tell my parents, 782 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,417 or my teachers, 783 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,054 or the pastor, who loves married people having sex 784 00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:05,918 but not non-married women having sex with other women. 785 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,007 Not that I'm a lesbian. I like penises, too, right? 786 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:09,426 That's your call, honey. 787 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:11,143 Right. 788 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,847 Listen, either way, I have to tell her soon 789 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,811 because if keep it inside any longer,  I'm gonna die. 790 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:18,732 Well, look. 791 00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:21,272 I think you should just start slow. 792 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,193 Throw out the bait, see if she bites, and go from there. 793 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,359 You really think that'll work? 794 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,775 My husband's going to jail with glass in his feet. 795 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:30,994 I don't fucking know. 796 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:31,954 Language. 797 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,367 [clears throat] 798 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:35,542 Thank you! 799 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,754 [Bowser] Sterling! Let's go! 800 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:39,119 Yep. 801 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,287 Well, I think we'll get points for style and accuracy. 802 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,298 Your lamb looks like it's bleeding out. 803 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:47,304 -Is it too much? -No. 804 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,764 We make a really good team. 805 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:51,892 I guess so. 806 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:53,891 You're less... 807 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,426 blinky in your own home. 808 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,268 And you did what I told you to, which felt good. 809 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,438 I aim to please. 810 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,521 Noted. 811 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:09,949 You know who's also a really good team? 812 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,743 Naomi and Ruth from the Bible. 813 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,243 I really like that story. 814 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:14,449 Yeah, me too, actually. 815 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:15,374 Really? 816 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:16,735 Yeah. 817 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,618 Two women left on their own who make the best of a bad situation, 818 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,786 securing their fortune without the help of a man? 819 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,054 I read that they were together. 820 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,130 Yeah, of course they were together. 821 00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,343 Women couldn't travel alone back then. 822 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:31,933 No, um... like, "together-together," 823 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:34,635 like, they cleaved or whatever. 824 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:35,641 [chuckles] 825 00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:38,892 What do you mean, "cleaved"? Like... "sex"? 826 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:41,603 Yeah. It's the same Hebrew word, 827 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,186 like Naomi cleaved to Ruth 828 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,651 like how Adam cleaved to Eve. 829 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:50,073 [scoffs] That's a loose interpretation. 830 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,783 Well, what about Jonathan and David? 831 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,323 Jonathan grew "full" thinking about David. 832 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,617 "Full," like, erect. 833 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,040 Okay. What about the Apostle Paul? 834 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:01,579 Romans 1:26: "For this reason, God gave them up to degrading passions. 835 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:03,794 Their women exchanged natural intercourse 836 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,375 -for unnatural--" -I hate Paul. 837 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,086 The Apostle Paul? 838 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,381 He's so annoying. 839 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:12,506 He also said that women should learn in silence. 840 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:15,546 Like, "You smile and shush, Paul." 841 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,766 Why should the Bible be a rule book for sex, anyway? 842 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:20,098 It's 2000 years old. 843 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,603 It contradicts itself in, like, a bajillion different places. 844 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:26,355 Its big points are "love thy neighbor" and "protect the poor," 845 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,149 but all anybody can ever talk about is sex and purity, 846 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,113 and one man and one woman, r-- right? 847 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,992 I'm sorry... what are you saying? 848 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:42,331 Um... Just that Naomi and Ruth kick butt, that's all. 849 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,455 Okay. 850 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:50,667 All right. 851 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,005 Get you some drink there, greenie. 852 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:54,884 -Yeah. -[knocking] 853 00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:56,506 Hey. 854 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,095 Here's your check. 855 00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,259 Oh. 856 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,177 Thank you. 857 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:01,807 Hey, look, um... 858 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,061 I know you think you know  what me and Michelle got. 859 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:09,396 And I'll admit, there is a pattern. 860 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:11,728 But you're not in it. 861 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:14,323 So you don't know what it could be. 862 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:16,823 And I have changed.  I don't care what you think. 863 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,075 And if I've changed, change is possible. 864 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,330 Actually... 865 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,327 I should apologize. 866 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,501 It really is none of my business 867 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:31,172 and I shouldn't have said any of that, 868 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:32,884 not to the girls and not to you. 869 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:34,761 I'm sorry. 870 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,761 I don't know that many people here in Atlanta. 871 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:40,217 Truth is... 872 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,969 you're one of my best friends. 873 00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:45,766 I don't want to see you get hurt... 874 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,483 or say you're one with nature. 875 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,444 [snickers] 876 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,404 But it's your life, Bowser. 877 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,860 You know what's best for you. 878 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,793 Congrats on the skip. 879 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,923 [Blair] Are we here at the wrong time? 880 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,048 No, I'm re-reading it. 881 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,684 It says, "8:00 p.m. family meeting," in her text, 882 00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:22,051 and it's 7:59. 883 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,136 She's always two minutes early. 884 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,184 [groans] 885 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,097 I feel sick. 886 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:28,983 Dad knew I was so suspicious. 887 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,441 There's no way he didn't tell her. 888 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:33,521 Well, maybe it's not about the gun or the storage unit or anything, you know? 889 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,568 Maybe... Maybe Chloe's got a new walk schedule or something. 890 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,948 No, I want it to be about that stuff. 891 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,947 If they don't talk about it, I'm going to confront them. 892 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,032 Confront who? 893 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,830 Um, Ezekiel and Hannah B. They mimicked me. 894 00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:46,251 Oh. 895 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:49,459 We have some questions for the two of you, actually. 896 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,634 That's what we'd like to talk to you about. 897 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,955 [Anderson] Blair seemed curious on the trip. 898 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:56,256 And... 899 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,759 I sometimes forget... 900 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:01,392 parts of your mother's life. 901 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:05,429 And then we realized that we haven't really shared... 902 00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:06,854 -Mm. -...much with you. 903 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:08,943 No, and that is mostly my fault. 904 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,810 Y'all know that I've had a difficult time talking about Mee-maw and Dee-daw, 905 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,567 but I never really explained why. 906 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,320 Well, um... before they left for the airport, 907 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:20,953 the three of us got into a big fight. 908 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:24,244 I'd snuck out of the house to go to a party 909 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,789 and, um... well, they found out and confronted me 910 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,330 and... I disrespected them. 911 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,171 I said some awful things. 912 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,594 What things? 913 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:35,884 Well... 914 00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:38,876 girls, I, uh... 915 00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:45,811 I told them that... I hated them. 916 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:48,426 You should've seen Dee-daw's face. 917 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,942 I told him they were... pathetic 918 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,769 and old and out of touch, you know. 919 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,939 Anyway, they left to go fly to New York. 920 00:37:58,025 --> 00:37:59,605 I refused to say goodbye and that was that, 921 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:00,744 I never saw them again. 922 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:03,486 So, I don't talk much... 923 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,947 about Savannah or my life there. 924 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,370 Or huntin' with Dee-daw... 925 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:11,706 because I just can't. 926 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:13,870 But... 927 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,383 [sighs] 928 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,420 girls, I need you to know that I love you. 929 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:20,341 Oh, I love you so much and... 930 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,511 I do want you to know me. 931 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:26,431 So, um... 932 00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:28,007 Here. [chuckles] 933 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:33,768 -[exhales deeply] -Oh! 934 00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:39,817 Oh, Mom, your little baby rollers! 935 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,190 That was mama's first perm. 936 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,397 [chuckles] 937 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,454 [Debbie] That was by our house. 938 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,160 We used to walk down to the candy store 939 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:51,123 and make ourselves just sick on Lemonheads. 940 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,245 Something wrong, honey? 941 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,500 No, I-- I... 942 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,253 I thought that maybe... 943 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,552 I don't know what I thought, actually. 944 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:08,546 Can I keep this? 945 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:10,637 Yeah. It's yours. This is all yours now. 946 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,232 I'm gonna go to bed now. 947 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:23,648 Oh. 948 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,203 Hey, Blairsy. 949 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:28,413 Yeah. 950 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:29,946 [sighs] 951 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:34,214 I-- I know you might have been expecting something more exciting, but... 952 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:35,535 I wasn't. 953 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:36,870 It's okay. 954 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,455 Questioning stuff is important. 955 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,460 I don't want you to lose that. 956 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:44,878 Never. 957 00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:46,796 You hear me? 958 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:48,892 Sure. 959 00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:50,425 Look... 960 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,808 You know, I had a really good time hunting with you. 961 00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,154 We should do that again sometime. 962 00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:03,146 Yeah. 963 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:05,148 Yeah. 964 00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:07,452 Goodnight. 965 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,291 [mouthing] 966 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:21,918 [door opens] 967 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:23,753 [door closes] 968 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:25,802 [slow, jazzy music playing] 969 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,931 Hey. What's this? 970 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,178 Ooh, a celebration. [chuckles] 971 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,221 Oh? 972 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:32,763 So I met with that producer. 973 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:34,967 Oh, yeah? 974 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:38,637 Baby, I didn't realize how expensive it is to produce an album. 975 00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:40,017 -Oh. -Mm-hm. 976 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,984 He asked if we can go digital on the trumpets. 977 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:45,815 [flutters lips] I was, like, "No, of course not. 978 00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:47,321 I don't want to be laughed off the radio." 979 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:51,158 So that'll be another 2,000, 3,000. 980 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,950 -Is that right? -Mm-hm. 981 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:57,123 But then he played my demo over the phone for this financier 982 00:40:57,913 --> 00:41:00,123 and he wants to finance the whole album! 983 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,458 All 23 tracks! 984 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,172 -Really? -Mm-hm. 985 00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:07,303 We start laying them down on Monday. 986 00:41:07,381 --> 00:41:08,421 [chuckles] 987 00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:10,589 -Mmm. -Wow. 988 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,052 Hey. What happened to all your stuff? 989 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,510 Oh, well... 990 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,684 I found a place. 991 00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,555 It's just a little apartment over a hookah bar, 992 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:26,782 but... I was thinking that if we're gonna have a real shot, 993 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:30,278 we should start slow and switch things up a bit. 994 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,820 -[exhales deeply] -What do you say? 995 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:33,987 Does that sound good? 996 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:36,951 -Mm. -Wait, wait. 997 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,076 Um... 998 00:41:39,246 --> 00:41:40,116 You've changed, right? 999 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:46,209 I mean, we were fiending for each other pretty... pretty bad back then, and... 1000 00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:48,916 we're different now. 1001 00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:50,421 -Change? -Yeah. 1002 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,218 You're telling me to change? 1003 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,141 [chuckles] I don't need to change. 1004 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,430 You're the one that stopped trying. 1005 00:42:00,142 --> 00:42:00,982 [sets glass down] 1006 00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:04,148 -Okay. -Mm. 1007 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,975 Well, I think now it's time for me to try something new. 1008 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,686 [chuckles] 1009 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,026 -Something new? -Yeah. 1010 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,860 Or something gently used? 1011 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:16,454 Come on, B. She doesn't get you like I get you. 1012 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:18,539 She doesn't see the whole man, 1013 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:21,499 with all your good parts, your faults, 1014 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,330 your nooks and crannies. 1015 00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:25,785 Well, you know what? I'm older now. 1016 00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,955 My nooks? They shifted. 1017 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,217 [chuckles] 1018 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:37,256 You will regret this. 1019 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,271 Well, as the old saying goes, 1020 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:41,981 "Bye." 1021 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,810 [clicking] 1022 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,741 [clicking pen] 1023 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:01,329 Luke and Lorna... 1024 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,328 Noah's Ark. 1025 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:05,745 B plus. 1026 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,213 [sighs] 1027 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,343 Those animals were very, uh... 1028 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:11,416 [clears throat]... specific. 1029 00:43:12,798 --> 00:43:14,758 Ezequiel and Hannah B... 1030 00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:16,756 C minus. 1031 00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:19,639 -What, why? -Because it's cardboard, you slackers. 1032 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:21,312 Thick cardboard. 1033 00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:23,886 Sterling and April... 1034 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,692 Solomon's Temple. 1035 00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:32,824 A-plus-plus-double-plus. 1036 00:43:32,901 --> 00:43:34,651 One hundred and ten percent. 1037 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,317 -[squeals] -We get extra points? 1038 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:37,867 No. Those are figures of speech, 1039 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:40,328 but you do have ten more ticks of my love, if that matters. 1040 00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:41,409 I hope it does. 1041 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:42,453 Oh, April. 1042 00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:43,911 [whispering] You did it. 1043 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:45,365 [school bell rings] 1044 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:48,536 Okay, okay, now the rest of the presentations will be tomorrow 1045 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,206 -and the bar has been set. -[giggles] 1046 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:53,054 "It is as high as the heavens are from the earth." 1047 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,970 Name that verse. Name that verse. 1048 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,969 -[boy] It's in the Bible. -In the Bible. Yes. 1049 00:43:57,384 --> 00:43:58,224 I forgive you. 1050 00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,308 For what? I'm not sorry. 1051 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,307 Great temple. 1052 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:08,898 -Great ark. -Uh... 1053 00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:10,439 The giraffes were her idea. 1054 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:12,152 I would never do that to their necks. 1055 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:14,987 You can go out with her if you want. 1056 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:16,951 No. 1057 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,241 I only love you, Sterling. 1058 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,283 [Ellen] Y'all. Y'all. 1059 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:21,576 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1060 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,699 Sterling? Sterling? 1061 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:26,285 Could y'all just move this masterpiece in here for me? 1062 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,540 I don't want to hurt anybody else's feelings, 1063 00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:29,674 but the rest is kind of garbage. 1064 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,290 This is like the Ark of the Covenant. 1065 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:34,666 I'm going to use it as the centerpiece 1066 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,469 for my mid-semester open house. 1067 00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:39,506 [whispering] Okay, put it right there. 1068 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,052 [groans] I gotta tee-tee something fierce. 1069 00:44:42,137 --> 00:44:44,057 -[giggles] -Here, will you lock up for me? 1070 00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:45,139 Okay. 1071 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,734 Good job today. 1072 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,639 Good job. See, you did it. 1073 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:51,937 What a team, right? I love you girls. Ooh. 1074 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,980 [giggles] 1075 00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,199 An A-plus. 1076 00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:00,488 Well, it was all you.  You're a really good leader. 1077 00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:01,952 [scoffs] No, you were right. 1078 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,872 As is Ellen, shockingly. 1079 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,162 We make a pretty good team. 1080 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:07,710 Yes, we do. 1081 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,964 You know, my dad used to call my family a team. 1082 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:18,467 And I worked so hard to be the very best version of myself 1083 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:21,009 because Team Stevens wins. 1084 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,054 No matter what. 1085 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,271 Team Stevens is perfect. 1086 00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:29,812 Except that it's not 1087 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,438 because the team captain... 1088 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:34,904 beats women... 1089 00:45:35,941 --> 00:45:37,281 and breaks the law, 1090 00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:40,066 and makes my mom mortgage the lake house 1091 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,364 for stupid... 1092 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:44,204 fucking legal fees. 1093 00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:46,697 Well, that's bullshit. 1094 00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:48,912 [both chuckle] 1095 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:55,086 I think the worst part of it is I thought we were close. 1096 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:57,705 But he... 1097 00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:00,549 lied to me. 1098 00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:03,051 And if he can lie, anyone can. 1099 00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:06,306 Why can't people just tell the truth? 1100 00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:07,638 Is that so hard? 1101 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:10,393 [object clatters] 1102 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:11,476 [Sterling shudders] 1103 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,690 I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 1104 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:14,611 I'm sorry. 1105 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:17,518 I'm sor... 1106 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,322 [shuddering] 1107 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:29,451 ["Hit It Hard" playing] 1108 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,290 ♪ Uh ♪ 1109 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,121 ♪ Like this ♪ 1110 00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:36,668 ♪ Wanna get you home, wanna make ya moan ♪ 1111 00:46:37,836 --> 00:46:39,506 ♪Wanna get you in my pleasure dome ♪ 1112 00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:42,796 ♪ Wanna make you hot Get your pistol cocked ♪ 1113 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:46,014 ♪ Gonna get ya if you're ready or not ♪ 1114 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,183 - ♪Let's hit it hard ♪ -♪Let's hit it hard ♪ 1115 00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:51,234 -♪ Now you're in charge ♪ -♪ Now you're in charge ♪ 1116 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:54,268 -♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪ -♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪ 1117 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:57,063 -♪ You wanna go, then let me know ♪ -♪ Let's go, let me know ♪ 1118 00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:58,687 -♪ You want it bad ♪ -♪ How bad? ♪ 1119 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,824 -♪ You never had it so ♪ -♪ You never had it so ♪ 1120 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,441 -♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ 1121 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:03,948 -♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ 1122 00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:05,569 ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ 1123 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:07,156 ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ 1124 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,701 -♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ 1125 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,244 -♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ 1126 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,867 ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ 1127 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,714 ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ 1128 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,785 ♪ Wanna hear ya hum my ding a ling ♪ 1129 00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:20,133 ♪ Gonna help ya stick but not cling ♪ 1130 00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:23,223 ♪ Lets break on out of this Sing Sing ♪ 1131 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,340 ♪ Do me a favor and hold that thing ♪ 1132 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,473 ♪ Some people think I'm conduit ♪ 1133 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,468 ♪ Wondering if I'm getting it ♪ 1134 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,851 ♪ Well now ya know I don't have to prove it ♪ 1135 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,147 ♪ Stay a while and I'll get to move it ♪ 1136 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:42,070 ♪ I wanna feel your lust ♪ 1137 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,110 ♪ I know I'm gonna bust ♪ 1138 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:48,241 ♪ It's a must must must ♪ 1139 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:50,988 ♪ Tell the others, eat your dust ♪ 1140 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:52,786 -♪ Let's hit it hard ♪ -♪ Let's hit it hard ♪ 1141 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:56,040 -♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪ -♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪ 1142 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,753 -♪ Then take control, you wanna go ♪ -♪ Then take control, let's go ♪ 1143 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,384 -♪ Then let me know ♪ -♪ Let's me know ♪ 1144 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:01,960 -♪ You want it bad ♪ -♪ How bad? ♪ 1145 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,955 -♪ You never had it so ♪ -♪You never had it so ♪ 1146 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,627 -♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪Uh ♪ 1147 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,126 -♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ 1148 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:08,717 ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ 1149 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,262 ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ 1150 00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:11,845 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1151 00:48:11,930 --> 00:48:13,430 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ 1152 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:15,015 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1153 00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:16,600 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ 1154 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,185 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1155 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,770 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ 1156 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:21,395 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1157 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:22,941 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ 1158 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,735 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1159 00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:26,188 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪