1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,440 {\an5}This programme contains some dubious beauty tricks you probably want to avoid, 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,640 and strong language and adult humour 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,600 Is this a joke? 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,440 Yeah. 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,120 Mm. 6 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,160 Ooh. Ah. 7 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,480 Oh, I like that. 8 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:24,680 Wow. Mmm. 9 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,080 Hello, and welcome to Taskmaster. 10 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,360 {\an5}I know a lot of you out there in social media land 11 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,800 {\an5}think that sometimes when it comes to judgments, 12 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,560 I don't always get it right. 13 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,720 Well, you're wrong, and you'd better make sure those comments come from 14 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,240 a server in Central Europe. 15 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,400 It's not hard for a man with my connections to get 16 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,400 a name, do you understand? 17 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,080 You might be Dumbledore online, 18 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,320 but I'll find you 19 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,120 and I'll disguise myself as a giant crow in 20 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,600 a tree outside your house. 21 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,240 You ever been jumped on by a six foot eight crow?! 22 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,680 Then maybe keep your opinions to yourself. 23 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,920 Right, let's meet the people brave enough 24 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,320 to use their real names. 25 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,520 Alan Davies, 26 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,440 Desiree Burch, 27 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,360 Guz Khan, 28 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,000 Morgana Robinson, 29 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,440 and Victoria Coren Mitchell. 30 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,520 And sitting to my left, 31 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,760 a man who is the answer to the question - 32 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,360 what happens when you throw chunks of pork 33 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,280 at a revolving carwash brush? 34 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,200 It's little Alex Horne. Ta-da. 35 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,040 Here I am. We've got to be quick, 36 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,640 got a meeting after this, so let's go. Yeah. 37 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,160 I'm meeting with Hollywood, so let's, let's hurry up. All right. 38 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,040 What's your meeting with Hollywood about? 39 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,960 It's for both of us. Got an email from Spielberg 40 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,600 who wants to make Taskmaster the movie. 41 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,160 He said he wants to cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as you 42 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,160 and Danny DeVito as me, and they're brothers, 43 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,536 and it's going to be a lot of fun. 44 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,640 We're going to go to Hollywood. All right, then. 45 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,520 OK. On with the prize task. 46 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,200 Yes, on we go, and your chosen category for them this week is 47 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:10,040 the best thing you use for something other than its actual purpose. 48 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,760 Five points will be awarded for the best thing used for something 49 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,120 other than its actual purpose and, at the end of the show, 50 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,640 the things will go home with a winner of the episode, and that 51 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,560 person can do whatever they want with all the things. Lovely. Mm-hm. 52 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,240 So we're looking for something that's 53 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,240 a great thing in its own right, 54 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,680 that you happen to use 55 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,240 for something else. 56 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,640 Victoria, hello. 57 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:32,760 Yes. I brought the breadbin. This is Victoria's... 58 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,640 Hang on a minute. Victoria, you may have grown tired of this format. 59 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:36,880 No, I haven't. 60 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,720 But the viewers haven't. 61 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,400 Here is Victoria's breadbin in situ. 62 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,680 There it is. 63 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:48,960 There it is. A four-slice toaster. Someone's doing well. 64 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,520 It's got a bagel setting. Yes. 65 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:54,800 Here's the problem with putting bread products in the breadbin. 66 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,120 You forget they're in there, 67 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,960 then you find them weeks later and they've gone all mouldy. Mm. 68 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,280 So now I'm frightened to put things in there, 69 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,760 but I put things on the top of it, and they're sort of elevated 70 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,440 so that you know what kind of bread you've got to choose from, 71 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,640 and you can see it from all round the kitchen. 72 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,760 I sometimes think you want to score badly in this round. 73 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,840 What's in it at the moment, the breadbin? 74 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,400 Nothing. It's empty. Ooh. OK. 75 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,440 It's always empty. 76 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,240 Nice and clean. No mould, no crumbs. 77 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,760 I mean, if you put the bread in, 78 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,800 it will keep it a bit fresher for longer. 79 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,800 Yes, but if you miss the window, it's not fresh. 80 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,480 All right. I can't talk about breadbins any more. No. 81 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,640 I've given it a fair crack of the whip. Yes. 82 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,920 And some. Desiree, can you beat a breadbin? 83 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,360 I guess what I have. 84 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,880 I don't know if the official name a cat WC? 85 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,400 But you know when you have a cat, 86 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,960 and you buy things for the cat, and the cat's like, 87 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,200 "Ha, that is not for me," and just ignores it, 88 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,920 so I have this very expensive cupboard into which I put books 89 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,240 and some, like, gardening soil and things like that. 90 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:57,720 You have an obsolete integrated cat latrine. Yes. Ooh. Ooh. 91 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,920 So it was going to be so quaint, but the cat's like 92 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:04,200 "I need to poop in the raw." Like, "I'm alive," you know? 93 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:08,080 Yeah, me too. Wow. It's a very expressive cat. I mean, 94 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,880 I quite like it as an item. 95 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,800 This is the solution to your problem. 96 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,360 Pop your bread in, and it's got a window for you to check. 97 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,960 Yeah, that is actually good. 98 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,480 Alan, can you beat cat toilet? 99 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:22,120 Well, I've brought in a child's toothbrush. 100 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,880 OK. Ooh. You can see it there. 101 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,200 With a sucky base. Yeah. 102 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,440 Secondary use is it's ideal 103 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:32,240 for changing halogen lightbulbs that are recessed in 104 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:35,040 the ceiling. Something of a lifehack. 105 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,560 I presume we can hear that description again on your 106 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,720 YouTube channel? "Something of a lifehack." 107 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,760 Here's a lightbulb being changed with a toothbrush. 108 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,440 Ooh, the sucky. 109 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:52,200 Look what happens. Ooh. Wow. That's weirdly satisfying. Yeah. Isn't it? 110 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:57,160 Cos you can be scrabbling away at those bulbs for a while. 111 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,360 Thanks, Alan. 112 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,880 Guz, what have you brought in? 113 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:04,280 I've got, er, a clothes hanger iPhone holder. 114 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,480 It is homemade, despite appearances. Here it is. 115 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,200 If I please may explain, yeah? 116 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,320 Before you carry on. Yes? 117 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,800 This is supposed to be something you already use for a secondary purpose. 118 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,320 Now, I need to take you back a few years, yeah? Mm-hm. 119 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,520 I just finished my PGCE, and money was very tight, 120 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,040 and this coincided with the time we had our first child. 121 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:28,200 I've had many since then, but I only really cared about the first one. 122 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,640 So when you have your first kid, 123 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,760 it's your responsibility to keep him alive, 124 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,320 so I used that to put 125 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,040 the baby monitor on whilst I was washing dishes, 126 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,240 doing hoover, and ever since then, 127 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,600 it's such an effective tool, 128 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,000 I now watch like football games and do the hoovering. 129 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:45,360 Do you promise me? Look me in the eye. 130 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:52,160 Guz? Yeah, go on. Look at me. Yeah, go on, yeah, yeah, yeah. 131 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,240 I want you to promise me... Mm. 132 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,680 ..that the story you've just told me. Yeah. ..is true? 133 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,800 And that you've subsequently gone on to use it while you're doing 134 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:03,040 the hoovering, and it's become part of your life. I just want to say... 135 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,480 You mean like everyday life or like...? I just want you 136 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,560 to say you've regularly used it. 137 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:13,920 Tell the truth. Nah, I used it like four or five times. 138 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,640 OK. Fine. 139 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,360 Morgana, what have you brought in? 140 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,840 Arse cream. 141 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,240 It's extremely good for puffy eyes. 142 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:29,480 Pop it under on the under-eye of an evening, and it's like... 143 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,880 Are you really using bum cream on your eyes? 144 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,800 I swear to God. That is a thing. It is a beauty thing. 145 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:38,480 It really is a thing. But is it a good thing to win in a quiz? 146 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:43,800 No. I don't think I want any bum cream on my face. 147 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,640 You sure? Yeah. 148 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,600 You ready? You're dishing out points. 149 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,320 And I'm not being mean to you this time, 150 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:53,040 Morgana, but great news, I want Victoria's breadbin less. 151 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,600 One point for Victoria's breadbin. One point, Victoria. 152 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,320 Two points for Morgana's arse cream. 153 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,400 Now we're getting into difficult territory. 154 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,640 Because he told me the truth, he can have three points. 155 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:10,920 Three points to Guz. At the top of the tree? Woo, which one? 156 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:15,480 I've got so many of those bulbs in my home. 157 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,000 But I want a weird cupboard with a little window in it. 158 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,120 Yes! 159 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,000 Four points to Alan, five points to Desiree. 160 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,520 Congratulations, Desiree. 161 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,800 Is it time for the first task proper, Alex? 162 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,960 It most certainly isn't not. 163 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,240 This is quite intense. 164 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:54,920 Is this like an initiation in some kind of secret society? Maybe. 165 00:07:54,960 --> 00:08:00,680 Just got to just focus. It's a very cold place, 166 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,240 and it's old, and there might be spirits, 167 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,080 so you'll see a different Guz Khan today. Sensible. 168 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,600 I'm not trying to mess with the supernatural, OK, bro? 169 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,320 OK. 170 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,080 Make and wear a popcorn necklace 171 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,480 with at least five pieces of popcorn, 172 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,920 and then do the opposite of the following. 173 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,800 Then do the opposite of the following. 174 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,440 Then do the opposite of the following. 175 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:39,960 You must under no circumstances not avoid not make... Wait. 176 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:44,400 Not avoid not making... What the...? OK. Hold on. 177 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,960 It's going to take me ages to work out this sentence. 178 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,160 The task is over when you have either rung 179 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,560 the bell or not run the bell and... Are you serious? 180 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,560 This is like a... this is an anxiety dream. 181 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,000 The task is over when you have either rung the bell 182 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,320 or not rung the bell and said I did 183 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,560 the right thing three it... This is going summon something. 184 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:08,080 That's what's going to happen here. This... 185 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,160 Ooh, lot of mercy. 186 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,760 Fastest to not do... 187 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,200 You OK, Desiree? 188 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,160 No. Is anything ever 189 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,520 going to be OK ever again, Alex? All right. 190 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:23,120 Fastest to not do the wrong thing. Ooh, wait. 191 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,200 So if you don't do 192 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,680 the right thing, 193 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:31,240 you lose five points. Wow. There's a penalty. 194 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,360 My time started when I started reading the task. 195 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,640 Yeah, that was nearly two minutes ago. OK, Jesus Christ. 196 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,080 The thing that will take a long time is threading the needle. 197 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,640 OK. Mm. Interesting. Mm. 198 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,480 Only one person saw that 199 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,840 the most challenging part of this was the popcorn necklace. 200 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,960 It was Victoria, presumably because the riddle... Yeah. 201 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,600 Was solved in an instant. Let's see some attempts. 202 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,640 All right, well, we're going to start with one man, another man, 203 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,080 and a Morgana. Here they are. 204 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,600 OK, so I've got to make the necklace. 205 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,560 Let's just get on with that. 206 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,400 Who knows what was going on in here back in the day. 207 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,520 Do you know what I mean? I'm not sure. 208 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:18,280 There's a couple of Ethels and that lot still walking around here. 209 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:21,000 Couple of Ethels? Yeah. Or whatever their names would've been. 210 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,720 You think there are some dead nuns called Ethel wondering around? 211 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,760 Why you got to be so specific for, man? 212 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,600 Just keep it do you know what I mean? 213 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,360 This bit I'm very good at. Are you? 214 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,280 Yeah. I'm very, very, very talented in the threading area. 215 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:38,160 I can't even see this. I'm telling you, I really can't. 216 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:43,640 Boom. Told you. That's one. 217 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:47,960 Maybe I don't need to thread the needle to make a necklace. 218 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,440 I mean, I could just tie it around the popcorn. 219 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,560 You're trying to get all the popcorn on the needle? 220 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,880 I don't think it says that's against the rules, is it? 221 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,240 You people underestimate me. 222 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,800 Oh, shit. 223 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,240 How's it done that? 224 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,960 I mean, that actually how has it done that? 225 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,440 Right. 226 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,600 Every time I attach it, it ties itself in a knot. 227 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,800 I'm going to have to make another one. 228 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,560 Do you know I recently completed a master's degree? 229 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,920 Goodness sake. 230 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,360 I'm going to take a pew. 231 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,760 No, I'll tell you what I'll do. 232 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,400 I'll attach that one to the new bit of cotton. OK. 233 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,400 Sorry, Ethel. 234 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,280 I did the right thing. I did the right thing. 235 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,560 I did the right thing. I did the right thing. 236 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,880 I did the right thing. I did the right thing. 237 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,640 I did the right thing. I've stopped the clock. 238 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,200 I'm not confident I've scored well there. 239 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:23,200 Lovely. Um, you seem uncomfortable in that venue. 240 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,840 Yeah, well, you know. 241 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:28,360 Cos of Ethel? Yeah. 242 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,040 It was a former nunnery and, er, 243 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,960 Guz really thought the nuns still inhabited the place. 244 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,120 Yeah, I've not got any proof to say they were there, 245 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,200 but you ain't got no proof to say they wasn't there. 246 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,320 Ethel, at least she recognised I didn't disrespect her yard. 247 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,520 You know what I mean? Yeah. She'll haunt the others, all right. 248 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,040 Nice to be able to say take a pew and mean it, isn't it? 249 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,840 Yeah. Mm. It's ever so satisfying. 250 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,840 Isn't that nice? Well done. Thank you. 251 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,680 Do you want me to tell you how long it took Morgana to thread a needle? 252 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:57,480 Go on. 16 minutes to make the necklace and ring the bell. 253 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,560 It took Alan just 11 minutes to do the same thing. 254 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,000 Guz, five minutes 37. 255 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,920 OK. Ohh! 256 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,960 People do underestimate you. 257 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,680 Time for a break. 258 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,680 {\an5}You can let your nan back into the room for a few minutes if you want, 259 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,960 {\an5}but I want her gone by the time I return. 260 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,200 Honestly, I cannot stand the woman. 261 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,120 Woo. Yes. Hello. 262 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,960 Welcome back to the second part of the show. 263 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,080 Yes, my tweeps, 264 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,320 I hope you're bear well and totes ready for some more mega LOLs. 265 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,960 Before the break, our contestants were making popcorn necklaces 266 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,960 whilst trying to work out whether to ring a bell or not. 267 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,200 Now it's ding, ding, round two. Or perhaps it isn't. 268 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,440 Here's Desiree and Victoria. 269 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,880 You must avoid making the bell... 270 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,240 OK, the bell has to not ring, got it. 271 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,760 I either ring or don't ring the bell. 272 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,240 I'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to figure out 273 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,040 what the right answer to that one was, so... 274 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:05,040 I mean, seriously. This is going to take hours. Mm. 275 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,680 You know when there's one little, tiny thread of the thread hanging 276 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,120 off, and you're like, "You're going to thwart all of my plans?" 277 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,400 It's really difficult. 278 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,880 Why haven't you got one with a bigger thing? 279 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,520 Agh! 280 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:27,160 And I'm in. Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq. Look at that. 281 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,680 All right, cool. Putting things on my neck is hard. 282 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,520 Right. And the thing is, after a while, 283 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,080 you just start to feel sort of queasy. 284 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,760 I think this is really unfair 285 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,240 because the actual sewing bit, I'd be all right. 286 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,920 And I don't mind a double negative. 287 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,760 But threading a needle. And what if I just can't do it? 288 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,520 Do we all stay here forever? 289 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,120 I did the right thing. I did the right thing. 290 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,440 I did the right thing, I think. 291 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,920 I've stopped the clock. Great. 292 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,680 And I am admiring your choker. 293 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,520 Thank you very much. 294 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,840 OK, thank you, Desiree. 295 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,320 Are you secretly laughing 296 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,360 cos I haven't got to the difficult bit yet? 297 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,840 I'm not not laughing. 298 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,000 No. Is that it? Is it through? 299 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:16,760 Oh, oh, oh, oh, thank the Lord for that. One. 300 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,200 There we go. I did the right thing, 301 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,280 I did the right thing, I did the right thing. 302 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,880 I've stopped the clock. 303 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,520 This is the future of television. 304 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,520 They made some popcorn necklaces relatively efficiently. 305 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,400 Yes. Desiree was the quickest, five minutes 35. 306 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,160 And out of the five of them, 307 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:46,320 Victoria was the third quickest with seven minutes 38. 308 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:50,360 Now... Now. ..to business. Right. 309 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,160 Who did ring the bell? Hands up. 310 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,760 And how comfortable do you feel about your decision? 311 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,000 50% comfortable. 312 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,800 Yeah. Correct answer. 313 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,880 Guz? Minus 25%. 314 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,360 You two, er, didn't ring the bell. How confident are you, Victoria? 315 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,040 Is it you must on no circumstances not avoid... Not. 316 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,720 ..making the bell not ring? You must avoid making the bell ring. 317 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,320 That's what that sentence means. Yeah, you mustn't ring it. 318 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,240 I put this to Susie Dent. 319 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,520 This is the only thing you can do in this circumstance. 320 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,680 And she said there's five negatives. Mm. 321 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,640 Not making the bell not ring is a double negative 322 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,000 and comes to the same thing as making the bell ring. Yeah. 323 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,640 Not avoid is a double negative that renders itself redundant. 324 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:32,080 We know this. Yeah. So you end up with you must under no circumstances 325 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,760 make the bell ring. Aww, shitsticks. Yeah. 326 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,640 So they shouldn't have made the bell ring? 327 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,720 Well, I said to Susie Dent, "Thank you." I emailed her and said... Yes. 328 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,440 .."Just wondering, Susie, did you include the first line, 329 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,400 "which was do the opposite of the following?" 330 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:48,560 Oh. Oi. And Susie said oh, "I missed that bit, which of course reverses 331 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,600 "the instruction of the paragraph that I analysed." 332 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,920 If you got that right at home, get out more. Yeah. Good. 333 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,000 Unfortunately, 334 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:59,920 that is bad news for Desiree and Victoria, who lose five points. 335 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,440 Aww. So that means, unfortunately, 336 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,600 Desiree has lost all the points she gained... Man. 337 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,400 ..in the first task. She gets minus five, 338 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,080 as does Victoria. Morgana gets three points, Alan four, 339 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,480 but Guz Khan wins the task and five points. 340 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,400 Yes! 341 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,800 You will show me a scoreboard. 342 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,040 Guz and Alan are both in the lead with eight, 343 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:20,400 and Victoria has got her first-ever negative score with minus four. 344 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,760 Congratulations. Thank you. 345 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,160 I think we're due a team task. 346 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,320 You're right again. And for this one, 347 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,840 we ventured just outside 348 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,400 the Taskmaster grounds for sports day. 349 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,680 It'd be nice to play football all afternoon. 350 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:55,520 Hello, team. Come and have a seat. Please have a seat. 351 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,040 There's a task. 352 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,360 Mm-hm. 353 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,080 Provide the most iconic 354 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,840 and memorable commentary 355 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:07,760 for this brilliant one minute of socially distanced sport. 356 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,480 One of you must commentate on the action, 357 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,360 the other must provide analysis. 358 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,440 The best commentary on 359 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:21,720 the most brilliant socially distanced sport wins. 360 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,920 You have 15 minutes, your time starts now. 361 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,040 Would you like me to run the VT? Yes, please. 362 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,760 Let's just watch it for now. Run VT. 363 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,440 Oh, no, it's a football thing. 364 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,160 If you could all stand on a spot, that'd be great. 365 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,920 Welcome to the arena. 366 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,600 Everyone all right? 367 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,720 Yes. Lovely day. 368 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,800 It's like being on holiday in the '70s. 369 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:54,400 Play the most brilliant minute of socially distanced sport. 370 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,400 You have ten minutes. 371 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,800 Your time starts now. 372 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,240 OK, it's a double task, Greg. Hmm. Hmm. Explain what's going on there. 373 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,720 Yes, so first of all, they all get the task to do a minute 374 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,760 of socially distanced sport, the best minute, 375 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,480 and after they did that, they came back out again and got the task 376 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,440 to commentate on the sport they'd just done. 377 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,040 So it's a double task for you to judge. 378 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:20,000 All right. Here is the sport in its planning stages. 379 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,000 Can we play golf club boxing? 380 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,560 Which is where one person has a golf 381 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,640 and we stick that glove on 382 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,320 the end, and then we hit each other. You do what again? 383 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,880 You just beat somebody with a...? 384 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,440 I will be the referee. I would love to see you two swing it out. 385 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,040 What, hit each other on the head? 386 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,920 Of course. That's exhilarating. Very exhilarating to me. 387 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,080 You watch sport, don't you? You would physically...? I love sport. 388 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:43,040 Can you distil what's interesting about looking at it? 389 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,680 Some sort of expertise. Athleticism. 390 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,280 I might fall at that hurdle. 391 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,640 Moments of surprise. That I can do. 392 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,280 How do we decide who wins at the hitting match? 393 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,720 What if it's us trying to just hit him with many balls? 394 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,840 I don't know how you turned his around on me. 395 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,920 Come on. I'm coming. OK. 396 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,400 Yes! You've got to get things into that net, 397 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,000 I've got to stop them going in. 398 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,400 OK. That be fun? 399 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,600 Yes. But there's got to be surprises. 400 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,280 You said there should be surprises. So there's... Surprises are good. 401 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,880 Got to be surprises. GuzBall, GuzBall, GuzBall. 402 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,560 I just want to say this is very ironic, considering I initially 403 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,800 came up with a game that involved me not getting hit. 404 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:24,960 That's karma, boo. 405 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,200 If you get a goal, it's a point. 406 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,360 If I get it back over the net, it's a point. OK. 407 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,360 It is a pretty brilliant sport. 408 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,120 And prepare yourself for the element of surprise. 409 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,120 That's the planning stages, Greg. 410 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,320 Sorry, I'm just putting 411 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:46,040 a copyright on the phrase "That's karma, boo." 412 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,760 Some good TM merch. 413 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,480 Guz, you suggest you want to watch 414 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,800 two women hitting each other with golf clubs. 415 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,560 Not completely golf. I said like, "Put a boxing glove..." 416 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,760 Boxing gloves on the end of it. Oh, you, you're not a monster. Yeah. 417 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,360 With boxing gloves on the end of them. Um, your sport, er, 418 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,240 the main thing that struck me is that sometimes, Victoria, 419 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,600 you sound like a robot who's learning how to be a human. 420 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:10,160 "Could you please distil what's interesting about sport?" 421 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,840 Well, you said it's the most interesting sport, 422 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,120 so I said what's the thing that makes it interesting? 423 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,800 And we'll do that. I mean, to be fair, 424 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,600 Alan did distil it very quickly into three factors. 425 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,600 Ability, hand-eye coordination, surprise. That is sport. 426 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,800 Yeah. And, see, this is where I think I went wrong. 427 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,960 Because when I said surprise, I meant, you know, 428 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,120 the great sportsman will sometimes surprise their opponent 429 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,080 with an unexpected manoeuvre, bit of skill. 430 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,800 And I think Victoria thought I meant surprise as in a magician. 431 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,040 That's right, because the sports robot just loaded up 432 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,000 the word "surprise". 433 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,600 ROBOTIC: What a surprise. 434 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,040 Let's see how well I learned. 435 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,680 OK, well, we can look first of all at Alan 436 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,040 and Victoria commentating on Multi Sport. 437 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,480 ROBOTIC: Actuate. 438 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,520 Well, it's a magnificent afternoon, er, for sport. 439 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,240 We're looking at the competitors coming into the paddock now. 440 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,680 What do you think, they look ready? 441 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,000 Well, Multi Sport's fascinating, isn't it, Victoria? 442 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,120 With the option here to either score a goal against the cricketer, 443 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,720 or the cricketer hit the football over the tennis net. 444 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,240 Either way, it's a point each. 445 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,120 It promises a lot of excitement. Let's have a look at the action. 446 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,640 OK, your minute of sport begins. 447 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,360 {\an5}Oh, Coren Mitchell's first up. She's lining up a shot. 448 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,640 {\an5}Ah. Oh, she surprised him with a noise. 449 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,320 {\an5}Ooh, nicely done. He's trying to get that back over the net there, 450 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,960 but it's a feeble attempt. 451 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,920 {\an5}This time, the surprise is you have to remain within these cones. 452 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,120 {\an5}No way. Oh, it's the cones. She's bringing in the element of surprise, 453 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,760 {\an5}which is key, I recently learned, to sport. This is vengeful. 454 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,280 {\an5}There's something bitter about this approach. 455 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,960 {\an5}I mean, he really seems backed into a corner there. But really, 456 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,200 {\an5}he's got no chance here. She must score. 457 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,240 {\an5}He saved. Ooh, that's an exceptional save. And not quite a score, 458 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,640 but it keeps the scores level. 459 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,720 {\an5}You're halfway through the minute of sport. 460 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,040 {\an5}She's just put that into play. That's a gift. 461 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,240 {\an5}Oh, and he's scored. Unbelievable goal. 462 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,080 Absolutely incredible. 463 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,720 {\an5}Davies a goal up now. Wielding that bat happily. 464 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,440 {\an5}Oh, she's going for the green ball. Easier to see. 465 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,280 {\an5}Surprise number two, you've got to face in the other direction. What? 466 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:19,760 {\an5}Coren Mitchell's made him turn around. Oh, she's got one in. 467 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,800 {\an5}Is that legitimate? It's all legitimate. It's gloves off. 468 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,560 {\an5}Surprise number three. Look down here. 469 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,640 {\an5}Oh, she's inviting him to look down her top. He's not been distracted. 470 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,080 He's blocked it, it's into the net. 471 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,960 {\an5}She's complaining to the referee, but what about? Five seconds. 472 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,720 {\an5}It's the last seconds. If you let me get this in, I'll give you £5. 473 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,840 {\an5}It's 1-1. And it's oh, my word, it's a winner. 474 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,760 {\an5}She doesn't know. She hasn't seen it go in. 475 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,600 {\an5}She doesn't know where the ball is. She doesn't know the rules. Go on. 476 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,040 It's a great game. Great game. It was a great game. 477 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,200 There was definitely the element of surprise in it. 478 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,720 My favourite element of surprise - agh! 479 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,880 Happy with Victoria making Alan look down her shirt? 480 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,840 I didn't make him. I shouted, "Look down here," and pulled it down. 481 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,320 He wasn't distracted at all. 482 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,440 That's why I was complaining to the referee. I was just... 483 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,520 Because he wouldn't stare down your top? 484 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,560 That's a lovely twist on 485 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,920 professional sport. 486 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,560 Referee, they were out. 487 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,720 It's the litmus test 488 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,920 for how much a man's really interested in sport. 489 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,480 All right, I'm calling time out. 490 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,640 {\an5}Please come back soon to witness the birth of GuzBall. 491 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,400 {\an5}Hello. Thank you for coming back to us. 492 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,720 {\an5}Thank you so much, it means the world. 493 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,960 There's a whole lot of new sport going on. 494 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,560 We've had nonstop surprises with Multi Sport and now, 495 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,160 at last, let's play GuzBall! 496 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,000 Now, it's the finals here. It's really exciting. 497 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,320 There's quite a crowd. I don't know about you, 498 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,120 Rodders, but how you feeling about that? 499 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so, 500 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,480 this is a mental game more than it is a physical game. 501 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,000 I know it looks like you're just hitting balls, but really, 502 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,440 there's an underlying zen of hitting balls, 503 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,040 and sometimes a crowd gives you life 504 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,720 and sometimes it takes it from you. 505 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,200 The thing is, all day long, 506 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,680 I respect this very illustrious player over there, 507 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,080 more about the mental than the physical. 508 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,520 I've had my bollocks permanently damaged from this game, 509 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,280 so I'll put it out there. Yeah, but I mean, you know, 510 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,760 your balls can be damaged here, 511 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,280 but if your ball's damaged up here, 512 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,360 that's where the real problem comes in, man. 513 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,000 That's right. I say let's play the game. 514 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,520 Ooh, let's do this. I'm so excited, that's right. 515 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,720 Here we go. Your minute of GuzBall starts. 516 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:45,400 You see both players ready. Oh, and they're off. 517 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,480 Burch already in with the first point. 518 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,240 Great poise and balance there. 519 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,800 Oh, Robinson right there. 520 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,920 Khan there in the centre protecting the gold. 521 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,400 Yeah, what I draw respect to the amount of damage... Aye. 522 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,320 ..to Khan in the middle there. 523 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,000 Children are something he can never enjoy. 524 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,680 You better look after your own bits. Ah. Ooh. Right in the nelly. 525 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,080 That's minus ten points there. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, 526 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,720 you can tell by their stance that she feels like it was worth it. 527 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,520 If we keep an eye on Robinson, hey? She's got a reputation. 528 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,840 Outstanding player, but a dirty bastard. 529 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:20,520 She is quite a wild one when she's not on the pitch. That's for sure. 530 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,960 Ooh, simultaneous, that one. Yes. Guz, it's your turn, Guz. 531 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,560 Guz is quite arrogant. Yeah. He brings on that arrogance, 532 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,720 that swagger when he comes on to do the pitch. 533 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,480 It takes that arrogance to stand in the centre of the ring, you know? 534 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,800 Like nobody wants to be that guy, but everybody 535 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,480 looks up to that guy, right? Guz, you've got three more seconds. 536 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,160 I'll take it. Ooh, right through the legs. 537 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,240 Khan is shitting in it. 538 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,440 That's right. Where does this ball want to live? 539 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,800 Ooh, look at that. Dodged to perfection. 540 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,240 OK. 541 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:53,320 I've got to say, Burch is smashing this to pieces. Yeah. 542 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,320 This is a really shit game. Looks like it's going to be enough. 543 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:59,760 Yes. GuzBall champion. 544 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,600 Wow. Woo. Very exhilarating game of GuzBall there. 545 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,080 Thank you to Rodney and Rodders. Always a pleasure. 546 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,800 See you next week, if you like. 547 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,960 Aw, man. 548 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,960 I mean, I think Guz, with the greatest of respect, 549 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,800 summed up GuzBall as a sport. Just to himself quietly, 550 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,520 he said it's a really shit game at the end there. 551 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,040 But I think he might have a point. 552 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,280 But the commentary was sensational. Great. 553 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,840 It had it all. 554 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:37,040 It had a rock-solid regional anchor who I absolutely trusted. 555 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,400 Mm-hm. She was called Rod. 556 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,640 Then we had an ex-player, I presume? Yeah, Rodders. Rodders. 557 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,120 Rodders, quite bitter about his career. 558 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,480 Then the pretentious pundit on the end there. Rodney? 559 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,960 Unbelievable. Mm-hm. 560 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,960 I mean, no-one wants to be that guy, 561 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,640 but everyone looks up to that guy, right? 562 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,440 Am I wrong? Am I really wrong? 563 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,280 Yeah, do you ring the bell or not? 564 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,960 Well, you've got to judge the commentary 565 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,440 and you've got to judge the sport. 566 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,840 I enjoyed Multi Sport more as a sport, 567 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,920 but I preferred this dedicated team. 568 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,520 OK. So I think I'm going to have to give everybody the same points. 569 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,120 Level Neville. I'll just give them five points each. 570 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,200 Hooray. 571 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,280 Yay. That's what feels right. Woo. It feels right to me. 572 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,360 I want another task, and I want one now. 573 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,840 OK, coming right up, 574 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,040 and it's time to turn that frown upside down. 575 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,240 Lovely little cat. Oh, I see it through the window. 576 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,240 Ooh. Let me not break my face, though. 577 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,920 Smells like s spicy something, like Chinese five spice in here. 578 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,160 Oh. Well, that's not creepy, you looming in the window. 579 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,120 Good, is that more casual? Yes. 580 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,360 Task... 581 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,960 ..Master. 582 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,040 Make your face look like another face when your face is 583 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,360 turned upside-down. 584 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,960 Make your face look like another face 585 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,880 when your face is turned upside down. 586 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,840 Most expressive and radically different upside down face wins. 587 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,600 Er... 588 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:36,320 You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now. 589 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,800 Is there a mirror? Would you like me to get you a mirror? 590 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,120 I'd like a mirror. 591 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,400 Can I assume anything I can find will wash off? 592 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,160 Definitely worth assuming that. 593 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,040 Well, I don't know what to do. 594 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,520 Is it interesting, isn't it? 595 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,320 During a task where you have to do 596 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,200 the most expressive upside face, 597 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,640 Alan employs the least expressive. 598 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,800 I was genuinely worried about him for a while. Right. 599 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,880 Right. First, 600 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,440 let's see them making their faces in 601 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,920 a sort of throwaway make-up tutorial. 602 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,360 Oh, hello. Hello. Cute. 603 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,720 You got moustaches? 604 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,120 That's going to happen. 605 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,720 Hang on. Right. 606 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,480 Holy schnikeys, there's all kinds of stuff in here. 607 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:48,520 So if that's a beard, this is my mouth, right? Wait. 608 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:58,000 You know what? 15 minutes passes way quicker than you think, OK? 609 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,280 Oh, my God, right, I'm going to try and do that. 610 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,120 But that needs to be upside down, right? 611 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,160 Well, are you going to be happy or sad? Let's find out. 612 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,000 It might be someone wearing a balaclava. 613 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,920 Googly eyes. 614 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,480 Six minutes left, Alan. OK. 615 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,480 So far you've stuck two eyes on your chin. 616 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,040 I'm not going to get much further than that either. 617 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,240 Look at that. Yeah. That's proper. 618 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,360 Yeah, that's a good shape. Are you putting glue all over you? 619 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,440 Yeah, I think that's going to be quicker. 620 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,040 That's not worked. 621 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,120 Hm. Going to need more smile. 622 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,560 Yeah, yeah. 623 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,920 Need to get me some... 624 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,120 Oh, I tell you what, I have to have a patch. 625 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,560 How does that look? It looks like you're holding a piece of paper. 626 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,760 Yeah, ignore the paper. Don't focus on the paper. 627 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,200 I'll try and not focus on the paper. 628 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,680 Yeah. 629 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,320 I mean, I think I'm done. 630 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,080 Yeah. Are my eyes moving? 631 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,840 How's that? I can't see the eye, the eyepatch, or the moustache. 632 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,680 Right, are you done? Yeah. OK. 633 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,400 You know, I pulled out the professional make-up. 634 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,720 Didn't even touch it. 635 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,680 I like it when logic gives away to a grown woman just throwing a handful 636 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,320 of googly eyes against her chin. You know when you've thrown enough shit 637 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,600 at the walls, something will stick. Something will stick. 638 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,080 Yes, slightly different technique to Alan. 639 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,880 Sometimes the backing music captures 640 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,280 an image perfectly, 641 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,280 and there was such a great sadness when 642 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,280 Alan was holding his two googly eyes against his chin, 643 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,760 and there was just one haunting violin string played across it. 644 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,920 And I'd love to resee it. Here we go. 645 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,120 I was... So beautiful. ..clearly waiting for the glue to dry. 646 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,880 {\an5}Right, everyone, to see their upside-down makeovers, 647 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,640 {\an5}you're going to have to come back in a few minutes. Wait! 648 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,320 Hello. It feels like part four. Is it part four, Alex? 649 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,480 It's part four, Greg, 650 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,920 {\an5}and it's time to pop our casts heads off, 651 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,240 {\an5}turn them 180 degrees, pop them back on, 652 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,440 and see how expressive they look. 653 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,280 Let's see all their upside-down faces. 654 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,760 Hi, Morgana. Hey. 655 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,840 How's it going? I'm good. 656 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,920 What have you guys been getting up to in here? 657 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,560 What is it? No idea. 658 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,200 Alex, I don't want to blow my own trumpet here, brother, 659 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:18,520 but I think your probably obsession with me is I'm quite cool. 660 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,600 OK. 661 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,280 Oh, I don't know what to do. 662 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,360 Oh, my God, it's brilliant. 663 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,560 So we can see any one of them again, Greg. 664 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,600 Well, I want to see them all again, obviously. Here are all five. 665 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:36,400 Oh, my God. Desiree just looks like Desiree. 666 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,840 Yeah. 667 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,320 Just looks like Desiree after she's been 668 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,160 a bit clumsy eating her breakfast. 669 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,480 Which is every morning. 670 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,240 So the mouth is the red bit, is that right? 671 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:52,000 Yeah. And then I tried to go around my actual nose 672 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,680 to use the holes, you know? It's like found poetry, right? Yeah. 673 00:34:55,720 --> 00:35:00,080 And then, and then there's just some inconvenient eyeballs on my cheeks. 674 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,440 But she's justified the nostrils as found poetry, Greg. 675 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,120 Yeah, I heard that. I heard found poetry. 676 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,600 All right. Here's Guz. So his mouth, in case you're wondering, 677 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,600 is underneath the grey stuff on the top. His real mouth. 678 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,560 But you forget all about that, I think. Yeah. You really do. 679 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,000 I think he looks like a children's TV character that's 680 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,640 a friendly llama. Yeah. Mm. Yeah, I didn't say it had to be human. 681 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,040 It's expressive. Certainly isn't human. 682 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,720 Oh, man. OK, back to the five. 683 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,160 That's a work of art. So I sort of 684 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,800 want to know what Morgana's character got in her mouth. 685 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,160 That's Morgana's tongue. That's a great tongue. 686 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,120 She's got one of those tongues that extends out the back of her head. 687 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,040 Like a woodpecker. 688 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,160 What is your character going through emotionally do you think? 689 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,560 Utter turmoil, I think. Yeah. Turmoil. 690 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,720 Two left. This is Victoria's. Ooh. Yeah. 691 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,680 I feel you have to keep looking at it. It's like a magic eye picture. 692 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:55,200 It's really good actually. 693 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,400 Yeah, it's more expressive than you first think, isn't it? Yeah. Ooh. 694 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,680 It's a bit Jack Nicholson. 695 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:00,840 Any sort of backstory you 696 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,000 want to pop on there, Victoria, for us, or..? 697 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:09,720 Well, grossly a sort of deep professional regret, but the... 698 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,080 Spread out over ten weeks? 699 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,160 It's a contender. 700 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,960 Oh, OK. There's one left. 701 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,960 We took a few different shots of Alan. 702 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,840 That was when one of the eyes fell off, 703 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,000 so he turned it into an eyepatch. I mean, it looks to me 704 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,600 like a drunk man thrashing from a car park fight at this stage. 705 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:33,080 It's all kicked off out the back of the White Swan. 706 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,640 Alan, calm down, calm down. 707 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,240 Car park Alan. 708 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,640 At the very end of the montage, 709 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,120 there was one with both eyes on and a tongue poking out. 710 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,880 Yeah. Now this guy. This is before he's gone out. 711 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,040 It's an awful story. Look how happy he is. 712 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,320 "Can't wait to go out for a lovely pint? 713 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,040 "I hope I don't get the shit kicked out of me in 714 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,480 "the car park and lose an eye." 715 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,240 "I wonder if anyone will notice how close together my eyes are 716 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,680 "and take against me." 717 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,560 Well, Greg, you're going to have to judge these faces. 718 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,640 I am. Well, I think I'm marking pre-fight Alan... 719 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,600 "Alan, all right?" "Yeah." 720 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,720 It's pre-fight Alan. 721 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:16,400 The range of expressions in Victoria's, I think, needs 722 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,640 to be rewarded on this occasion. Right. 723 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,480 But tragedy of the story of Alan 724 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:25,520 means that his initial expression of hope... 725 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,680 I think I'm going to give them both five points. 726 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:35,680 Ooh. And I'm going to follow closely by old, old tongue neck. 727 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,120 OK, so four points to Morgana, is that right? 728 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,480 I'm going to give four, but I'm also going to give four points 729 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,320 to the menacing eyes of the smiling llama. 730 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,720 And then it's just Desiree left. 731 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,680 And then it's how big the gulf... 732 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,280 ..between the others, 733 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,480 and old breakfast face. 734 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,960 I'm going to give Desiree, two sweet points. Two sweet points. 735 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,920 All right. Thank you. But it's five to Alan and Victoria. There it is. 736 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,480 Oh, what are the scores? Hi, Greg. 737 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,000 Well, Victoria's back to her traditional fifth place at 738 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,440 the moment, er, and in the lead, 739 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,720 it's Alan with 18, then Guz with 17. Oh. Lovely. 740 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:25,080 Right. can you please make your way to the stage for, guess what? 741 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,040 It's the final task of the show. 742 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,280 Hello? Hello. Hello? Hello. 743 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,480 Would you like someone to read the task? Yeah. 744 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,800 How about pre-fight Alan? 745 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,240 Yes, please. 746 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:47,520 "Pop up before the object, but only just. 747 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,200 "You are only allowed to pop up once. 748 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,880 "Closest to the pop before the pop wins the round. 749 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,960 "If you pop up after the object, you get no points that round." 750 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,840 There are going to be three rounds of best popper. 751 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,920 First of all, it's the toaster. 752 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,880 You've got to pop up before the toast, but only just. Ooh. 753 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,440 If you pop up after it, you don't get any points in that round. 754 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,320 If you pop up before it, the closest to the pop gets five points, 755 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,160 then four points, then three points, and then over the three rounds, 756 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,760 we'll work out who's the best popper. 757 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,800 Are we ready for round one? Let's pop. 758 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,200 OK, I'm going to pop down the bread 759 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,320 and it will pop up as perfect toast. 760 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,720 Good luck, everyone. 761 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,840 Genuinely quite tense. 762 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,120 I think we can safely say now that they have all popped up. 763 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,520 As slow as my toaster at home. I should've factored that in. Mm. 764 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,400 Ooh. 765 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,160 Aw, perfect piece of toast. 766 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,920 OK, you can all pop down onto your chairs again. 767 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,280 De-pop. Fine. 768 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,400 So Morgana popped up closest to the pop, but you all get points. 769 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,760 She did some lovely pop work. 770 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,240 Round two is the jack-in-the-box. 771 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,960 The Taskmaster will control the jack-in-the-box 772 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,880 and up it will pop. You must pop before the jack. 773 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,200 Oh, it's up! Hey. 774 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:19,120 That time, Victoria was the closest to the pop. Lovely popping. 775 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,720 Well done, Victoria. And now we come to round three. 776 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,200 The most tense of all the three rounds. 777 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,720 There is a giant balloon on that middle podium. 778 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,400 If you want to put on ear defenders, 779 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,160 they are under your chair. That's up to you. Get them on. 780 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,800 Me too. OK. 781 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,480 So please pop before the balloon, but only just. 782 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,520 Good luck. Greg, please start inflating the balloon. 783 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,960 It's already quite a big balloon, but it gets bigger. 784 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,360 I am genuinely shitting myself. 785 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,160 It's actually going to be quite a loud bang, isn't it? 786 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,480 I do think I'm going to scream. 787 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,960 Incredible play. 788 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,400 It's a big balloon now. 789 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,440 This is about to be horrific. 790 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,360 Whoa. Did you pop? 791 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,360 Oh, my. Desiree... You're still down. Yeah. 792 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,600 She was just about to pop. Ohh! 793 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,880 That was one big pop. Damn. 794 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,200 Please, join me down here, pop fans. 795 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,800 Goodness me, goodness me. 796 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,240 Desiree was so nearly beating the pop at the end, but she didn't, 797 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,120 so she got nought points in that last round. 798 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,040 She came last in the game as a whole. 799 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,160 So she gets two points because Alan 800 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,640 and Victoria came joint third, 801 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,840 they get three points each. Guz fourth, 802 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,520 but Morgana was amazing. She came first, 803 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:25,400 second, and first in the rounds, so she gets the full five points. Woo. 804 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,200 And that means, in the series, 805 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,320 Victoria has got to 100 points exactly. 806 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:31,960 Yes. Hooray. 807 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,280 And then Desiree on 119, 808 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:39,120 Alan and Guz both on 131, Morgana on 132. 809 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,160 Wow. Ooh. Two shows to go. 810 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,560 And it's no less tight in this particular episode 811 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,400 because Guz has 21 points, 812 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,240 Alan 21 points. We have joint winners. 813 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,800 Ooh. 814 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,320 I don't know what to do now. 815 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,240 I do. A tie-break. A really good tie-break. For this one, 816 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,600 they had to blow a feather across 817 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,360 a table as fast as possible. 818 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,560 But they could only blow it with their noses. 819 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:07,080 Snot as easy as it sounds. Let's see how they got on. 820 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,600 Alex, are you ready, baby? 821 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,680 I am. Just your nose. Good luck, Guz. 822 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,000 Thank you. 823 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,440 That's not a good technique. 824 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,520 Yes, I'm on the edge of my seat. 825 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,840 I know. It was tight. 826 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,760 Alan did it in 9.5 seconds 827 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,160 and Guz in 28.7 seconds, which means Alan wins. 828 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,760 Alan wins. Please go and pick up your repurposed prizes. 829 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,280 So what have we learnt today? Well, people have suggested, 830 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,680 because of the multitude of horrors we've seen over 12 series, 831 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:12,640 Alex and I have been left bereft of feeling. 832 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,880 Today, we found out categorically that is not true. 833 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,080 Very brave boys. 834 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,760 Brave boys. Bye for now, 835 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,360 and hooray again for Alan Davies. Thanks for watching. Goodnight. 836 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,880 Subtitles by Red Bee Media