1 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,600 Hi there! 2 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,720 Hello and welcome to another dip 3 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,960 in the Taskmaster paddling pool of pain. 4 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,760 As we venture into this latter part of the competition, 5 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,960 the pressure on the competitors really starts to ramp up, 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,920 their eyes fixed firmly on the prize - 7 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:52,360 my golden head, which could also be any man's golden head, 8 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,920 sculpted as it was by an artist who has now rightly 9 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,560 gone back to teaching. 10 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,120 Who are the jesters vying for this worthless bauble? 11 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:08,320 I'll tell you. They are Daisy May Cooper! 12 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,720 Johnny Vegas! 13 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,520 Katherine Parkinson! 14 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:16,560 Mawaan Rizwan and Richard Herring! 15 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:21,200 And next to me is a man who is to admin 16 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,240 as a fly is to dog turd. 17 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,800 It's little Alex Horne! 18 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,640 Hm. 19 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,020 - That wasn't my nicest. - No. 20 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:34,336 Do you know what you're looking at, though? 21 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,280 I don't. 22 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,680 You're looking at a guy who's been doing evening classes. 23 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,640 - Yeah? - I've now got grade 1... 24 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,160 - contortionism. - OK. 25 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,920 I can fit, with grade 1, into a phone box. Completely. 26 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:49,600 Grade 2 is a big suitcase, grade 3 is a slightly smaller suitcase, 27 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,760 - and then it's just suitcases up to grade 8. - Yeah. 28 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,280 Two years it took me to get into the phone box. 29 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,000 Ah, you're an idiot! 30 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,360 Right, then, let's get on with the prize task. 31 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,360 What's today's category, please? 32 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,800 They've had to bring in the most narcissistic thing. 33 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,000 The person who, in your phenomenal opinion, 34 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,000 has brought in the most narcissistic thing, will be awarded five points. 35 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,920 At the end of the show, the overall winner will take home five prizes 36 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:18,040 and inflate their ego even further, potentially to bursting point. 37 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,960 Right. Daisy, are you narcissistic? 38 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,080 What's the thing you've brought in to prove it? 39 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,080 A face of myself. 40 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,840 - Wow! - It's a sculpture. 41 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,160 It looks like you've been knocked out in a pub fight. 42 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,240 I think it's not the most flattering view of you I've ever seen. 43 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,280 - Right. - But it's also not the worst. 44 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,760 - Where did it come from? - Series three of This Country, 45 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,920 the marketing team wanted to get people's attention. 46 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,000 They kept shouting, "We wanna go viral!" to me on the phone. 47 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,200 They were like really bad Apprentice contestants! 48 00:02:56,240 --> 00:03:00,560 This was actually, apparently, one of the statues that didn't quite go well, 49 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,040 so they thought they'd send it to me! 50 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,520 I think you look like a Greek philosopher, like in a thinking pose. 51 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,800 - Oh, thank you. - That's very kind. 52 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,400 Very! 53 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,760 - Johnny, are you more of a narcissist? - Incredibly. 54 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,200 I have a son, he loves Lego, 55 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,760 so I thought I would, erm, force my way into his world 56 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:26,000 by making miniature Lego figures of myself. 57 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:30,000 I commissioned them. That's me as a teenager. 58 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:33,320 That's me finding out my partner at the time was pregnant. 59 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,880 That's me pretending I played for St Helens. 60 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:40,360 That's me promoting teabags with the monkey, 61 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,720 whilst being a potter and drinking Guinness. 62 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,600 And that on the end is me and former contestant Sian Gibson 63 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,320 and, what Sian doesn't know is, 64 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,440 sometimes at night I stand there with the two of them and she's going, 65 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:56,080 "You're a really good actor, Johnny! You should do more serious drama." 66 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,360 It's like she's in the room. 67 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,640 Great. You're in with a real shout. 68 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,360 Katherine, what have you brought in? 69 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:07,880 Er, similar to Daisy, it's a representation of my face. 70 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,760 Oh, my God! 71 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,480 That's amazing. 72 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:17,440 - It's an amazing... mask? - Yeah, I had a cast done of my face for a job, 73 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,240 and then in lockdown I painted it. 74 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:22,240 It actually looked better before I painted it, but it was white. 75 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,920 I think you're flying up in the narcissism stakes because, 76 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,200 in your spare time, you thought, "Ooh, I know what I'll do today." 77 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,240 - "I might just paint my own face." - Yeah. 78 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,560 "And make myself into a sort of nature goddess." 79 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:39,240 - I have accidentally made myself into the goddess of nature. - Into nature goddess. Yeah. 80 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,400 Lovely. That's pretty narcissistic. 81 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,160 - Mawaan? - When I was 16, I made a shrine of myself. 82 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,360 OK. We've got a five-pointer. 83 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,360 Basically, we had Hindu landlords 84 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,960 and they had a whole temple in their house. 85 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,320 I went to my Muslim mum, I was like, "Can I make a temple?" She was like, "No, you can't picturise God," 86 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,880 so I was like, "Who's next in line from God?" so then I made a shrine of myself. 87 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:06,640 - Ahh! - That is what he's put in, Greg. 88 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,760 Oh, that's fantastic! 89 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,040 It's a lot of me. That's me on my shoulder. 90 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,280 And what else was it in your shrine? 91 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,560 Like, a little candle and stuff that would light. 92 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:22,960 You would sometimes look at a shrine of yourself, by candlelight? 93 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,760 We've all been there! 94 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:29,400 - Richard? - My item is a jigsaw of myself. 95 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,400 I think that I'm so great, that I think people would like 96 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,400 - to construct my face... - Right. - ...in jigsaw form. 97 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,240 - And not just his face, his full body. - Yeah. 98 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,360 What are the circumstances by which you had this commissioned? 99 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:42,376 You know, I thought people might want to buy those. 100 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,280 Are you serious? Did you try and sell those? 101 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,200 No, someone gave it to me at a gig. I was trying to make it sound... 102 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:48,200 - Not that narcissistic. - No. 103 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,840 OK. Right. I'm not going to give anyone one point. 104 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,080 I'm going to give Richard and Daisy two points. 105 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,800 I just don't think there was enough narcissism there. 106 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,600 - I'm quite happy with that, actually. - She's happy with that. 107 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,160 - Good. Katherine, I'm going to give three points. - Three points to Katherine. 108 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,240 - Johnny commissioned some Lego of himself. Why? - A lot of Lego. 109 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:09,240 You'll have to talk to him in a pub about why. 110 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:13,600 And obviously, anyone who makes themselves a candlelit deity takes five points. 111 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,080 Mawaan Rizwan! 112 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:20,600 OK, on we go. What's the first task, please, little Alex Horne? 113 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:25,160 Well, can everyone please shut up, because it's cocktail time! 114 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,040 Ah, this looks good. 115 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,680 Yo. 116 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,680 - Ssh. - Oh. 117 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,240 - Hello. - Hello. 118 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,080 - Do we have to be quiet? - Yes, please. 119 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,400 OK. 120 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,400 - You can talk if you want. - OK. 121 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,400 - I'm not going to. - OK! 122 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,360 I feel wrong. I feel like I'm shouting now. 123 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:06,560 Oh. "Silently, make the tastiest and prettiest cocktail 124 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,240 with the coolest name." 125 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,920 "If you make any noise over 60 dB..." 126 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,320 decibels - 127 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:21,400 "you must pour anything you've prepared into the bucket..." 128 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,120 "Shout..." 129 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,200 "at a volume of over 100 decibels." 130 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,360 "Shout..." 131 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,320 "Shout..." 132 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,200 "at a volume over 100 dB." 133 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:38,280 "Shout 'Woof' at a volume over 100 dB." 134 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,960 "Shout 'Failure' at a volume over 100 dB 135 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,880 "and start again." Right. 136 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,480 "You have 20 minutes." 137 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,120 "Your time starts now." 138 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,496 - If you could write the name of your cocktail on there... - OK. - ...that'd be great. 139 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,960 - And you're Alex, aren't you? - Yes, Alex Horne. 140 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,880 Am I over 60 now? 141 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,720 Yes. 142 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,521 - OK, cool. - So now you have to shout, "I'm so sorry" at over 100 dB. 143 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,080 - I'm so sorry. - Louder. 144 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,080 - I'm so sorry! - Louder. 145 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,440 - Lovely. - 146 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,360 Right, my guess is you already had that dB meter, did you, at home? 147 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,120 - Have you not got a dB meter? - No, I haven't. - You should get one. 148 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,440 But then, you know, for my last birthday, 149 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,160 you bought me a smoke machine for my flat. 150 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,040 Right, well, if you take one dash of Daisy, 151 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:31,600 add a little splash of Katherine and give it a good old shake, you get this... 152 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,200 59.3. 153 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,080 So please shout, "I love this!" over 100 dB. 154 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,080 - I love this! - Thank you. 155 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,120 You're OK. 156 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,320 I love this! 157 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,680 I love this! 158 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,200 I love this! 159 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,920 I love this! 160 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,640 I love this! 161 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,480 Fuck's sake! 162 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:57,040 49.3. 163 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,600 That was too loud, Katherine. 164 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,440 OK. I've got to bark, I think. 165 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,640 OK, "Woof." OK. 166 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,040 - Woof! - Lovely. 167 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,960 You need to pour that into the bucket, as well. 168 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,896 - Silently? - Probably should've done that first. 169 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,760 - I'll just do another "woof" for you, OK? - OK, thank you. 170 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:15,840 Woof! 171 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,680 OK, that was a bit louder. 172 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,840 Woof. 173 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,800 Ooh. 58. 174 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:30,040 I love this! 175 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,720 Just calm down. I need to calm down. 176 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,880 OK. 177 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,320 Ah-la-la-la-la-la! OK. Ready. 178 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,680 - An "I love this", please. - I love this! 179 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,360 That's a shame. 180 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,200 Oh, God. 181 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,880 Yeah, that was too loud. 182 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,080 Woof. 183 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,320 - Woof! - Two minutes 50 left. 184 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,040 Woof! 185 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,600 Alright. 186 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,400 Woof! 187 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,720 No. 188 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,080 Woof! 189 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:20,280 Thank you, Daisy. Well done. 190 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,000 You've called it The Fuck "Sa-keh". 191 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,880 Fuck Sake. 192 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,600 Well, it's disgusting. 193 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,400 I was going to call it Blood on the Beach. 194 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,720 - What have you actually called it? - Well, what it is, which is... 195 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,160 milk. 196 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,800 That was really frustrating. 197 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,680 You have a lot of rage in you, 198 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,880 to the extent that, at one point, you had to bleed the anger out 199 00:11:55,920 --> 00:12:00,760 with a noise that I wrote down as... 200 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,920 They both kept trying to make the same cocktail over and over again. 201 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,960 - I mean, I found that the most stressful... - Oh, absolutely. 202 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,800 not only the most stressful task, one of the most stressful experiences of my life, I think. 203 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:17,000 I don't know what you've got to be stressed about. By the end of it, you'd achieved a lovely glass of milk. 204 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,000 I would say, I like milk. It tasted nice. 205 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,200 Yeah, milk is delicious. And I like the name, 206 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,360 I like Fuck "Sakeh" better than Fuck Sake. It was just you with your clever wordplay. 207 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,520 I thought it was a cool name. It looked awful. In it was warm vodka 208 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,360 and a little bit of lime juice and an unopened umbrella. 209 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,280 Well, if you bought that in a pub, you would say "Fuck sake!" 210 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,160 Fair play. 211 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,600 OK, it's time for a break. See you shortly. 212 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,560 Hello there and welcome back to Taskmaster. 213 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,040 I'm so sorry about those nasty little adverts. 214 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,640 Yes, and I'm just genuinely sorry. 215 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,760 Before the break, it was happy hour at Ye Olde Red Taskmaster, 216 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,440 where our contestants were making silent cocktails. 217 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,680 Daisy made a very small cocktail and Katherine Parkinson poured some milk into a glass. 218 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:12,840 Now for two classic old-fashioneds, it's Johnny and Richard! 219 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:22,080 I mean, it's going to be tricky when it's... 220 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,440 when we start shaking it, isn't it? 221 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,040 You must shout "Failure". 222 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,960 Failure! 223 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,280 - It wasn't loud enough. - Failure! 224 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,360 - Still not loud enough. - What?! 225 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,440 Perfect. 226 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,680 58.9. 227 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,400 You're OK. 228 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,360 Failure! 229 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,680 I've done it again! 230 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,920 Failure! 231 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,760 - That was just over 60, I'm afraid. - I've done it again! 232 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,480 Failure! 233 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,840 Failure! 234 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,480 That was too loud. 235 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,360 I've done it again! 236 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,960 Thank you, Johnny. 237 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,440 - Shall I just pick it up? - Oh, please. 238 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,200 - Close your eyes. - Close my eyes and drink it? - Yeah. 239 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,920 Quite strong! 240 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,640 - It's delicious. - Surprisingly good, isn't it? - It's surprisingly good. 241 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,560 - So, were they nice? - Well, I discovered I liked the Cloudy Mule. 242 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,640 I like a bit of Vegas spittle. Lemon, lime and sparklers, Coke and champagne. 243 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,880 - And what was, er, Richard's? - It was called The Doesn't Matterhorne. 244 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:54,240 It was a vodka and rhubarb drink. 245 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:58,120 Very pleased with that title, weren't you? Very pleased! 246 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,640 It isn't meant to be mean, what I'm about to say, Johnny, 247 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,520 but I sometimes think when I'm watching you 248 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,640 that it wouldn't make that much difference whether the cameras were there or not. 249 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:15,000 I don't think that's the first time you've ever pulled a jar of olives out your trousers! 250 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,640 It's the first time they've gone in with the lid on. 251 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,560 - Did you know it was gonna taste nice? - I had an idea. I was a barman. 252 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,560 It was the most complex of the cocktails and it did taste good. 253 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,680 I think you could serve Richard's in a bar and you would be alright with that. 254 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:34,320 Yeah. And if you served Johnny's, then Johnny would be arrested. 255 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,600 - Right, one left, then. - Yes. It's Mawaan. 256 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,000 - I've never made a cocktail before. - That's too loud. 257 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,840 What? Really? I've never made a cocktail before. 258 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,920 - You need to shout, "I'm so sorry." - I'm so sorry! 259 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,160 - That was too loud again. - What? No. - Yes. 260 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,880 - It's all recording it on the... - I literally just picked up a melon. 261 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,640 - So, what are you? - I'm really sorry! 262 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,600 - Pardon? - I'm so sorry! - Thank you. 263 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,256 Yeah, that was too loud. 264 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,320 What?! I'm so sorry! 265 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,960 OK. 266 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,600 I'm so sorry! 267 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,480 So sorry! 268 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,120 - Yeah, too loud. - So sorry! 269 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,520 So sorry! 270 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,760 Well, that... I think you need to pour them away now. 271 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,120 I'm so sorry! 272 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,000 So sorry! 273 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,820 I think there were keys in the pocket. 274 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:55,360 Why did you put keys in your fleece? Why would you do that? 275 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,520 I think I've found a loophole. 276 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,320 So, you've called it...? 277 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,720 Bin Juice. 278 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,920 Look, because it's... 279 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,160 from the bin, yeah. 280 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,080 And there's lot of flecks of mud in it. 281 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,520 And a hair. 282 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,840 Yeah, there is a hair, isn't there? 283 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,400 - Do you want to try some? - Er, no. - No? 284 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,680 No, I'd never drink that shit. It's literally out the bin, dude. 285 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,840 No, it's quite a dirty bin, isn't it? Yeah. 286 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,040 - Thanks, Mawaan. - Cheers. - Bye-bye. 287 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,480 - Very well done! - Genius! 288 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,440 Very well done. 289 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,000 I've started a new list as a result of watching your cocktail-making. 290 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,880 It's called "Questions That Don't Need An Answer." 291 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,440 And number one is, "Do you think wine and milk go together?" 292 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,120 Yeah, well, I can tell you they don't, 'cause they all ended up in the bin. 293 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,120 Wine, milk, egg, orange. 294 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,760 Lovely bit of, er, garnish 295 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,680 with the old, er, beer bottle top, as well. 296 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,600 - Relevant. - There was a real theme going on there. 297 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:19,040 The, like, catchphrase of it would be, "Bin juice. Getting trashed." 298 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,280 Ahh! So there's a whole advertising campaign behind it. 299 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,080 I mean, this is going to be pretty straightforward, isn't it? 300 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,320 Mawaan, five points for Bin Juice. 301 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,760 OK. I would say it wasn't the nicest-tasting, but... 302 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,600 - The concept was incredible. - Fair enough. Five points to Mawaan. 303 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,680 Based on taste, four points to the Cloudy Mule. 304 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,960 The Cloudy Mule king, Johnny Vegas. 305 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,040 You did like the milk, as I remember. 306 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,600 It tasted nice. 307 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,320 But it also was just milk. 308 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,960 Third place goes to, 309 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,160 proud as punch, the headmaster's son. 310 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,920 Two points goes to For Fuck Sake, 311 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,440 and one point because it was a glass of milk. 312 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,320 It's done! 313 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,600 Well done, Mawaan Rizwan! Five points! 314 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,920 I'd like a scoreboard update quickly, followed by a new task, please! 315 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,920 He's in the lead, it's Mawaan, with 10 points! 316 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,360 And now on with a new task. 317 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,840 Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am over six feet tall. 318 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,880 - Hello. - Hi. 319 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,440 I don't want to look at myself 'cause I'll do my mirror face. 320 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,960 - You can look at me, if you want, in the mirror. - OK. 321 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,480 - Is that your mirror face? - No. 322 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,720 "Draw the animal that is watching you." 323 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,280 Creepy. 324 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,960 "The animal is wearing a hat." 325 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,520 "You may not leave this room 326 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,560 and you must look in the mirror at all times." 327 00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:01,600 "The most accurate drawing wins. You have five minutes. Your time starts now." 328 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,520 I'd like to point out before we crack on with it, 329 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,440 er, how creepy you looked in the background there. 330 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,800 I didn't know I was on camera. 331 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,576 - It made me uncomfortable. - Thank you. - OK. 332 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,400 Right, who are we going to see first? 333 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,000 I'd like to see Daisy and Richard. 334 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,440 OK. 335 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:23,440 I've yet to see an animal watching me. I can see human beings watching me. 336 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,080 No. 337 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:33,880 I can't see any animal watching me. That's going to make it hard, right? 338 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:38,720 - I can see chalks. - OK. - I can see a blackboard. 339 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,720 Hold on. There's something in the mirror. 340 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,920 "Every time you press this switch, 341 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,960 you lose one minute." 342 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,880 OK, so I won't do that. 343 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,000 "The swi..." 344 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,680 "Switto. Every time you press this switto, you lose a minute." 345 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,680 I'm not going to press the switto, mate! I'm not an idiot! 346 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,280 It's only a minute. 347 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,440 - I'll press it. - You've got three minutes 40 now. 348 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,000 - Oh. Oh! - You've got two minutes 20 now. 349 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,880 - Oh! - Now you've got one minute 20. 350 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,920 Is that the switch? 351 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,200 - You've only got a minute left now. - I can't even press the switch again if I want to. 352 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,600 It's the wrong way round. 353 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,080 Why don't I understand how mirrors work? 354 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,220 A duck with a fez! 355 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,000 - There we go. - Why doesn't Richard understand how mirrors work? 356 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,040 I don't know, why doesn't Richard understand? 357 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:49,040 And why doesn't he know how to say the word "switch"? 358 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,480 - Switto! Do you not call it a switto? - He's not an idiot. 359 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,080 That's what it said. Switto! 360 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:58,000 Daisy looked like she was auditioning for a Crocodile Dundee remake at the beginning, 361 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,160 stalking the animal! 362 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,160 So they found the duck wearing the fez, 363 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,520 - which looked like this... - Yep. 364 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,720 - and there are their drawings. - Oh, dear! 365 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,000 - Oh, dear, oh, dear! - Yeah. Bearing in mind, Richard did see the animal. 366 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,760 There's the eyes at the top, there's the bill coming down. It's pretty good. 367 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,360 It's absolutely rubbish. 368 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,640 Daisy's alright, though. That's a duck in a fez. 369 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,320 The feet are back-to-front, but that's by the by. 370 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:27,480 No, it's coming in to land! 371 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,400 Right, that's the end of part two. 372 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,160 Shout goodbye to everyone with your mouth closed, please, Alex. 373 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,720 Hello there! 374 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,040 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 375 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,360 One lucky person is going to win a Richard Herring jigsaw puzzle, 376 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,000 and who wouldn't want that? 377 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,440 For now, though, over to you, Alex. 378 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,600 Before the break, Richard and Daisy discovered 379 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,440 that they were being spied on by a giant duck wearing a fez. 380 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,240 Next up to the mark, it's Mawaan Rizwan. 381 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,240 Hi. Can I look in? 382 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,560 Ooh! That's weird! I can see a dark... 383 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,280 Oh, that's creepy, man! 384 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,640 So we've got... 385 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,680 lips. 386 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,520 It's harder than it looks, you know? 387 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,400 Oh, my God, it's a full body. Ugh! 388 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,920 I know what the hat is. I know what the hat is. 389 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,000 The head is like this. 390 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,240 - What's... - Mirror, please. 391 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,600 What's that hat called? Fez. It's a fez. 392 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,120 Eyes. 393 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,000 No, that's nostrils. 394 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,520 Er... 395 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,160 Two nostrils. 396 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,160 That's quite good. Oh, there's a bit of spit there. 397 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,160 - Thank you, Mawaan. I enjoyed that. - Thank you, Alex. - Goodbye. 398 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,800 When I go to a restaurant, 399 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,000 do you know what my very favourite dish is? 400 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,440 Some lovely duck lips. 401 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,080 - - It is, isn't it? - Lightly fried, 402 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,040 just a little bit of salt. Mm. 403 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,120 This eye contact is too intense. 404 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,776 I'm going to ask you a straight question. 405 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,480 Do you think ducks are people? 406 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,600 - What's a duck got? - Lips? 407 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,160 A duck hasn't got lips, mate. 408 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,720 They're two long, hard lips. 409 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,560 - Yeah. - Which people also refer to as a beak, 410 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,960 but that's for fancy people. 411 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,760 I mean, it's great news that Attenborough's retiring soon. 412 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,600 I should say, Mawaan found out if you get really close and cut off all the light on this side, 413 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,776 - you can also see the duck. - Job's a good 'un. Let's have a look at his image. 414 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:42,240 - That's good. - It's a fish. It's a fish in a fez. - No! 415 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,600 The only thing of merit you did was get close to a mirror. 416 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,040 What's next? Last up are our two top lateral thinkers, 417 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,080 Johnny and Katherine. 418 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:55,920 OK, so the animal wearing a hat is... It's an animal wearing a hat. 419 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,080 What animal in a hat...? Well, it's got to be meself, hasn't it? 420 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:02,680 The animal wearing a hat... Draw the animal that's wearing a hat. 421 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,696 So you're saying you're the animal in the hat...? 422 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,040 Well, I'm looking. There's a mirror, I'm guessing I've got a hat on. 423 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,360 I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if there were rats in here, but... 424 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,640 Rats in hats? 425 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,480 What do I want? 426 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,520 A tiger's gonna appear in a trilby. 427 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,040 - Which chalk would you like? - Into the mirror, please. 428 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,120 - I-I am. - Are you? - Y-Yeah. 429 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,000 - I'm just going to start drawing an animal. - Yeah. 430 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,040 Erm... 431 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,200 This is ridiculous. 432 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,200 Wow, that's really trippy. 433 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,520 Very counter-intuitive indeed. 434 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,760 Honestly, this is really upsetting me now. 435 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,320 I'm alright, but then when I go to the other side, 436 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,480 it's not working! 437 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,440 I want to go that way, so then I go that way. 438 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,920 And then I want to go that way, so I'm gonna go that way. 439 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,680 No! Go up in the other... Work with me! 440 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,920 Agh! 441 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,720 God, how am I gonna get the 'tache in? 442 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,256 I want to go that way, so I'm gonna go that way. 443 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,760 Can you be silent, please? 444 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,600 Ugh, and you w... 445 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,640 Wanker! 446 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,240 And a hat. 447 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,040 Are you OK? 448 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,160 No. 449 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,280 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 450 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,680 - Goodbye. - Bye. 451 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,560 Where's the animal? Was there an animal in there? 452 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,920 There's no animal in there. 453 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,660 I don't know what the hell's going on there. 454 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:35,280 You never even, for a second, thought the animal was anything other than you. 455 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,000 I-I am an animal. 456 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,560 I mean, arguably, he was an animal in a hat watching himself, 457 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,400 so I don't think he was wrong to draw himself. 458 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,440 But the animal that Katherine drew wasn't watching anyone. 459 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,240 Here it is. 460 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,880 I got it in my head that there was a rat, didn't I? 461 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,400 You thought we trained a rat to run around, wearing a hat, watching you in the mirror. 462 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,640 We all know, Alex, 463 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:59,640 and we all saw you enjoy going, "Rats in hats!" to yourself. 464 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,400 - Right, do you want to see all five animals wearing hats? - Yes, please. 465 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,000 Well, you've talked Vegas right up the pile 466 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,080 by pointing out that he is an animal. 467 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,376 I would say, also, if someone had drawn that the right way, 468 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,480 - it's still a good picture. - It is. 469 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,160 Here we go, then. Right at the bottom of the pile, 470 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,020 and it's not a bad picture but, unfortunately, it wasn't looking 471 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:22,160 at her in a mirror, therefore, Katherine must take just one point. 472 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,960 Slightly above Katherine, 473 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,960 - lovely Richard. Two points. - Yeah. 474 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,200 I just think he's got to learn a lesson about the characteristics of animals, 475 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,840 three points to Mawaan. 476 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,640 And that is cruel, especially when you look at Daisy's duck, which is, 477 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,880 with the best will in the world, awful, but I know it's a duck. 478 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,040 And obviously, top of the pile, 479 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,520 - Johnny Vegas. - Five points to Johnny Vegas. 480 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,680 - OK, what's next? - It's a fun one, 481 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,480 and very much like Sophie Ellis-Bextor, this one is double-barrelled. 482 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,400 - Hello, Katherine. - Hi. Hello. 483 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,320 - How are you? - Good, thanks. How are you? 484 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,560 This is usually the sign something horrible's going to happen. 485 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,080 - Do you mean in your life something bad's going to happen? - I think in this game. 486 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,360 It's not a game, Richard. 487 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,960 - It's not a game? - No, it's a task. - OK. 488 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,920 Right. 489 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,680 Oh, fuck! 490 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:32,640 "Get the most water from butt A into butt B." 491 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,280 "You may not move a butt in the first five minutes." 492 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,440 "You have ten minutes. Your time starts now." 493 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,120 Right. 494 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,720 First of all, I very much enjoyed you correcting Richard 495 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,000 and telling him it's not a game, it's a task. 496 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,800 I enjoyed your passion, and then you enjoyed your sneaky bung removal, didn't you? 497 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,080 I subtly removed the water-butt-plug and they did not spot it. 498 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,320 It's not a butt, it's a barrel. We all know what you're up to. 499 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,680 - Come on. - OK, then. Well, first up, 500 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,720 it's Daisy and Richard. 501 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,040 I think I'm just gonna have to bucket it. 502 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,440 - You're gonna bucket it? - Let me just reread it. 503 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,120 - Yeah, take your time. - "May not move A..." 504 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,720 Oh, no! 505 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,560 No! 506 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,080 There's a hole in the bucket. That's not fair. 507 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,800 - There's a hole in your bucket? - Yeah. Oh, there's a hole in here, as well. 508 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,720 - Agh! There's a hole in that! - Is there? Oh, no. 509 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,120 Yes, there is, yeah. 510 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,360 You've still got seven minutes and 15 seconds. 511 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,000 Let's go. 512 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,480 Fucking hell. 513 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,200 You may now move your barrels. 514 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,520 - I mean, every drop could count, right? - Yeah. Absolutely. 515 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,640 Right, I just mug the rest, I reckon. 516 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,560 - "What" the rest? - Mug the rest. 517 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,520 - Oh, sorry, mug the rest. - I'll just take my time with this now. - Yeah, just enjoy it. 518 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,280 Oh, hold on. I should've thought of this, shouldn't I? Should've got a towel. 519 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,080 You've got two and a half minutes. 520 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,200 Now I find I can't get out of a bloody jumpsuit. Agh! 521 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:40,440 This is tedious, doing this. Half of it's on the ground. 522 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,040 - Yeah, over half. - It's just what it is. 523 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,080 You're trying to wring your boilersuit? 524 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,760 Some of the water is in here and that is from there. 525 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:53,320 What if I suck up the water out of the ground with this? 526 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,600 There's more than was in my jumpsuit in here. 527 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,480 How long now? 528 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,960 Oh. 529 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,360 Thank you, Richard. I'll get this measured. 530 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,320 I feel it wasn't very good. 531 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,440 - Well done, Daisy and Richard. - Well done. Well done. 532 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,560 That's the intellectual approach to the task out of the way with. 533 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,560 As far as I can work out, what we were left with at the end, 534 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,880 er, a man in his 50s 535 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,680 using a children's balloon pump 536 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,560 to try and extract moisture out of grass. 537 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,640 And then we had a mother 538 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,480 transporting water in a baking tray... 539 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,760 - Yes. - just before looking at you like she wants you dead. 540 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,640 Yeah, she was crosser with me than Richard, I think. 541 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,520 If I win by one millimetre, you'll all stop laughing at me. 542 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,520 You didn't win by one millimetre, Richard. You got exactly a foot of water in butt B. 543 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,520 - OK. - Daisy, 12.5 inches. 544 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:59,000 Next up, it can't be - it is! It's Johnny and Katherine. 545 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,456 - Will you let me know when the five minutes is up and then I can move it? - Of course. 546 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,720 Ah! 547 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,000 Yep. 548 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,840 Ah, you...! 549 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,040 - How do you feel about your choices? - Well... 550 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,840 I'm actually doing quite well. 551 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,840 There's actually... 552 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,440 Oh! 553 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,000 Oh, no. 554 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,320 Oh, I like the technique, Johnny. 555 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,360 I could probably carry a bucket across in the time this is taking, couldn't I? 556 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,720 - Probably. - Yeah, abandon that. It's stupid! 557 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,040 Careful, it'll be a bit slippy round here. 558 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,760 Oh, God! 559 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,400 Oh! 560 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,760 It's good you spotted that. 561 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,240 It was, wasn't it? 562 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,360 - Is that leaking? - Yeah, it came out. Sorry, I should've... - It's alright. 563 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,880 That's your five minutes gone, Katherine. 564 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,840 Just roll it across. 565 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,500 - That's it. Ah! - What's wrong? 566 00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:18,880 The little bastard. There's a hole in the bottom. 567 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,000 What am I gonna gain from moving that to that? 568 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,000 Whoo! 569 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,440 - If you could just pour it in. - Pour it in? - Yeah. 570 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,840 This way? One... 571 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,080 - Remember to lift with your knees. - Ready? - Yeah. 572 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,080 Yay! 573 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,240 - It's just all coming out. - 20 seconds left. 574 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,680 - Do you want me to pick it up? - Yeah. 575 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:43,280 - It's quite heavy. - It doesn't matter, it's all gone. 576 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,320 It's alright. 577 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,600 It's not worth it. 578 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,560 Finished? 579 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,400 - Yeah, I reckon so. - Yeah. 580 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,160 Was that quite good? 581 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,960 Look, there's hardly anything in there. 582 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,640 - Well, how much was in this one? - It was full. 583 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,000 Was it? 584 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,160 Oh. 585 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,200 - Yeah. - Lovely. 586 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,520 Again, quite a contrast. 587 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,440 At one point, Katherine, she actually said, 588 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,760 "Careful, it's a bit slippy round here," 589 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,960 as a warning to herself! 590 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,200 So polite! 591 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,920 And by stark contrast, Johnny's entire attempt 592 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,960 looked like a deleted scene from The Shawshank Redemption. 593 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,760 How much water did they manage to get over there? 594 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,560 Johnny transported ten inches' worth. 595 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,480 - Alright. - The length of a hedgehog. 596 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,800 Katherine, seven inches, the length of a young hedgehog. 597 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,920 Right, it's the end of part three. 598 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,880 Ah, what? I told you to put money in the meter, you clown! 599 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,360 Hello and welcome back to the last part of the show. 600 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,320 Before the break, the competitors were trying to get as much water as possible 601 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,600 from barrel A to barrel B. 602 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:07,360 Yes, but let's not forget that I kept pulling out the water-butt-plug. 603 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,320 Finally, grouped on his own, 604 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,880 it's the onesie and only 605 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,160 Mawaan Rizwan. 606 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,760 What?! 607 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,720 Ah! OK. 608 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,160 Er, do you have a hosepipe? 609 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,040 - Yes. - Yeah, that'd be great. 610 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,720 Er, OK. 611 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,200 - Can I stop the bleeding? - The bleeding? 612 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,320 - Yeah. - You could try. 613 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,920 No. No. OK. 614 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,080 - How long has it been? - Five minutes has gone. 615 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,000 Why are they so hard to move? 616 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,960 Alright, that wasn't part of the plan. 617 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,280 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. 618 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,920 Cool, man. This isn't breaking any rules. 619 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,080 It's going from this one to that one. 620 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,320 It's quite unorthodox. 621 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,240 Sorry. 622 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,640 Sorry. 623 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,080 So, so sorry! I'm so sorry! 624 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,400 Very sneaky. Very sneaky! 625 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,680 Amazing. 626 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:29,840 it's no surprise to me that a man that thinks that, erm, ducks have got lips 627 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,040 might think that barrels bleed, 628 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,560 sure, but introducing new water, 629 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,680 that is one fresh idea. 630 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,400 Yeah, the water was going from barrel A to barrel B. 631 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440 It's one fresh idea. 632 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,480 It's one fresh idea! He's got to win, hasn't he? 633 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,000 He does got to win. 16 inches. 634 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,640 - That's up to my knees! - I really need these points. 635 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,120 Five points to Mawaan. 636 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,880 Daisy is second with four points, 637 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,520 Richard third, Johnny fourth, 638 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,000 Katherine, again, one point and last place. 639 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,160 But Mawaan wins! 640 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,720 You didn't have to say "again". 641 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,240 OK, well, neither of them have won an episode yet, 642 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,360 but the two leaders are Johnny with 15 and Mawaan with 18 points! 643 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,920 Lovely! OK! 644 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:17,200 Please get yourselves ready for the final task of the show! 645 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,360 - Hello. - Hi, Greg. 646 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,720 Who is going to read this final task out? 647 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,980 I would like Katherine Parkinson to read the task. 648 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:28,600 OK. "Draw the animal named on your card." 649 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,280 Uh-oh. Mawaan may as well get lost right now! 650 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,080 A fish with lips? Let's do it! 651 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,840 "Each artist may draw three straight lines on their turn." 652 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,960 "That artist's teammates may have one guess 653 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,600 after these three lines." 654 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:47,080 "If the guess is incorrect, the other team's artist can draw their straight lines." 655 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,880 "You may not speak or communicate with your teammates in any way." 656 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,240 "Each team member gets two points for each team victory." 657 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,720 It's an incremental animal line-draw. 658 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,440 It is an incremental animal line-draw. 659 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,440 First of all, Katherine and Daisy 660 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,260 are going to draw the animals on those cards there by the pens. 661 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,880 They have a different animal each. 662 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,760 You'll be doing this three times. You'll each have a go. Daisy, you'll be having two goes. 663 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,236 Right, let's crack on with round one. 664 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:12,920 Katherine, you're first to draw. Please have a look at your card. 665 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,840 Don't show anyone or cheat in any way, please. 666 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,960 Three lines, 667 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,280 one guess. 668 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,280 One. 669 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,400 We're off. 670 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,400 Is that a beak? 671 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,720 Erm... 672 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,960 Back to your spot, please, Katherine. 673 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,600 - What animal does this? - Erm... 674 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,160 Is it a butterfly? 675 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,800 Wings. Wings. 676 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,600 - I'll go with that, mate. - What are you guessing? - Butterfly. 677 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,160 It's not a butterfly. Daisy, your turn to draw three lines. 678 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,280 There it is. 679 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,800 Is it... beaver? 680 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,080 - It is not a beaver. - OK. 681 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,640 Katherine, your next three lines, please. 682 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,680 One thick line. OK. 683 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,220 - Thank you, Katherine. - Pelican. 684 00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:08,960 Not a pelican. Daisy's turn. 685 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,960 This is really hard. 686 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,820 Erm... Mouse! 687 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:15,880 It is not a mouse. Your turn, Katherine. 688 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,160 Wow. 689 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,800 - Camel? It's a camel? - It is not a camel. 690 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,360 Back to you, Daisy. 691 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,220 Bizarrely, I think I know what it is. 692 00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:26,596 I think I know what it is. 693 00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:28,560 OK. Well, it's looking like an animal. 694 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,440 - A dog. - No. 695 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,880 Katherine's turn. 696 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,320 - I'm enjoying the speed. - That's a mouth! 697 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,760 - Is it a parrot? - No. 698 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,240 Feels like it's going to be gettable soon. 699 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,160 It's really abstract. 700 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:44,200 - Um... Caterpillar? - No. 701 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,840 Katherine's back on. 702 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,560 She's drawn a triangle. Your turn to guess! 703 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,160 - Is it a dinosaur? - Not a dinosaur. Your turn, Daisy. 704 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,200 I'm sorry! 705 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,160 - Can you remember what your animal is, Daisy? - Yes. 706 00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,720 - Cat. - It's not a cat. 707 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,480 Katherine. 708 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,360 - Bird. Bird. - One, two... 709 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,360 Right, you've got one more line left. 710 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,120 Wow, that's cleared it up! 711 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,720 Yeah, it's a unicorn. 712 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,480 Is it a hummingbird? 713 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,760 It's not a hummingbird. Your turn, Daisy. Back on. 714 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,640 I know what it is. 715 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,480 What is it, Richard? 716 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,696 Oh, she's angry. This is the look she does. 717 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,240 I'm fuming. I'm apoplectic with rage. 718 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,360 - Hamster! - Not a hamster. 719 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,200 You've both got the right class of animal. 720 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,840 Come on, Katherine. You can do this. 721 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,840 - Yeah, come on, Katherine. - One, two, three. 722 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,720 - What the hell is that? - Oh, God! 723 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,640 - A crown! A guineafowl with a crown. - It's not a guineafowl! 724 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:48,120 I think Daisy's getting pretty close to making that noise we heard earlier in the show. 725 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,040 Three lines. Do what you want with them. One, two, three. 726 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,840 - Oh, four! - Four lines. 727 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,760 - Believe me, it doesn't help. - It has not helped me at all! 728 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,960 - Richard, what is it? - Tiger. - No! 729 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,220 - Katherine, off you go. - I hate you. 730 00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:04,056 It's the worst poultry farm in the world! 731 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,840 I actually hate you more than my husband! 732 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,960 One, two, 733 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,960 three. What do you think it is? 734 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,880 - We think it's a... - Chicken. 735 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,320 It is a chicken! 736 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,320 I mean, Jesus Christ! 737 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,960 I mean, duh! Of course it's a chicken! Look at that! 738 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,800 Daisy, please tell Richard what it is. 739 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,760 - It's a hippo! - It's a fucking thing...! 740 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,720 Here's its eyes and its nose and it's in this... water! 741 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,240 Do you not think that that looks like a hippo? 742 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,760 - No! - I even did the tail! 743 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,720 - I had three... - I don't know what a hippo's tail looks like! 744 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,040 It's a small tail! 745 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,280 Only elephants and hippos have that kind of tail! 746 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,400 I'm looking forward to doing this again. 747 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,736 You've got two more goes of this. 748 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,800 - Do you think it looks like a hippo? - No. 749 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,280 No. Round two! 750 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,480 It's Richard to draw. Ten seconds and three lines. 751 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,200 Hippo! Sorry. 752 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,400 - Oops. - Fox. 753 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,960 Not a fox. Mawaan, your turn. 754 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,920 Mawaan's adopted the Daisy pose. 755 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,240 There we go. Thank you. 756 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,560 What is that? 757 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,480 - Deer. - Not a deer. 758 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,800 - Horse. - Not a horse. 759 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,000 Good guess, though. 760 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,680 Right then, what's that? 761 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,040 - Giraffe. - Not a giraffe. 762 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,480 Richard, you're back on. 763 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,940 One, two, three. Lovely. 764 00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:25,400 Giraffe. 765 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,440 Not a giraffe. 766 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,640 Daisy is furious it's not a giraffe. 767 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,320 Mawaan, you're back on. One, two... 768 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,000 three. Thank you. 769 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,840 - Is it a horse? - It's not a horse. Richard. 770 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,040 Llama. 771 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,040 It's not a llama. 772 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,920 Mawaan, your turn. 773 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,400 - I think we should go for octopus. - It's not an octopus. 774 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,720 I can't look at it... 775 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,640 Oh. It wasn't a straight line. 776 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,880 - Straight line, please. - I'll make that two lines. 777 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,360 Very honest, isn't he? 778 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,240 One lovely line left. 779 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,200 Oh! 780 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 781 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,440 What's that, Daisy? 782 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,600 - Alpaca? - Not an alpaca. 783 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,820 OK, Johnny. Johnny, say it. 784 00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:11,830 Jellyfish. 785 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,360 It is a jellyfish! 786 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,600 It's two more points to the team of three! 787 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,060 - Kangaroo? - And what do you think? It's a...? 788 00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:19,360 - Kangaroo. - Kangaroo. 789 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,816 - With a little pocket, a little pouch. - That's a good effort. 790 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,600 You know what? That is a good effort and I feel bad! 791 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,760 Round three! 792 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,280 It's Johnny to draw. Please go and look at your card. 793 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,120 Good luck, Johnny. 794 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,200 Straight lines, please, Johnny! 795 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,856 - Oh, yeah. - Straight lines, Johnny. 796 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,520 - I mean... There he was, mocking me! - Sorry. Sorry. 797 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,000 Straight lines. 798 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,560 - Amoeba. - It's not an amoeba. Your turn to draw, Daisy. 799 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,680 Have a good look at your card. 800 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,720 - Elephant! - Not an elephant. 801 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,200 You're back on, Johnny. 802 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:57,040 Oh... 803 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,520 - Oh, lovely. - A whale. 804 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,720 Not a whale. Your turn, Daisy. 805 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,040 - Wolf. - Quick but wrong. Not a wolf. 806 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,000 Daisy's furious. 807 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,960 One, two, three. 808 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,256 It's a bit curved, that line, but we'll let you off on this occasion. 809 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,400 - A robin? - A robin? No. 810 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,920 Daisy, your turn. 811 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,760 Lovely. 812 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,760 - Anteater. - - It is an anteater! 813 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,800 It was a dolphin, with the water spraying up. 814 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,760 A lovely dolphin. 815 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,160 They have rescued two points. 816 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,536 - We're back. - That's the end of the competition. 817 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,240 Come down here, we'll add up the final scores! 818 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,240 - I'm back. - Exciting times. 819 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,840 Yes. 820 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,320 Hot competition. 821 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,480 But in the end, the team of three got four points each. Daisy and Richard, two points each. 822 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,480 Which means, at the end of this episode, we have a brand-new winner. 823 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,600 - Mawaan Rizwan! - Yeah! 824 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,080 Finally! 825 00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,320 Ah! 826 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,840 Mawaan wins! 827 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,840 Please go and nestle amongst your narcissistic nuggets! 828 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,920 So, what have we learnt today? 829 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,440 We've learnt that in Britain, 830 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,440 we're lucky that we can enjoy culinary experiences from all around the world. 831 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,160 Why, just last week, I went to a restaurant with friends 832 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,480 and when I asked for the bill, I was served a delicious plate of duck's lips. 833 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:26,480 That's six down, four to go. But for now, here's tonight's winner, 834 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,160 once more, it's Mawaan!