1 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:35,520 Hello. 2 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,130 Thank you, I am Greg Davies, 3 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:38,420 and this, ladies and gentlemen, 4 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:41,570 is the 50th ever episode of Taskmaster! 5 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:45,920 - [fanfare plays] - [cheers and applause] 6 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:53,100 [laughter] 7 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,800 It's gonna be one hell of a night. 8 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,060 Or it might be like any other episode, 9 00:00:58,060 --> 00:01:00,220 but with a few more references to the number 50. 10 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:04,390 Let's meet the five trophy-hungry contestants joining us 11 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:08,710 to both compete in and celebrate this auspicious occasion. 12 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:11,925 They are... James Acaster! 13 00:01:11,925 --> 00:01:14,240 Jessica Knappett! 14 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,275 Kerry Godliman! 15 00:01:16,275 --> 00:01:18,205 Phil Wang! 16 00:01:18,205 --> 00:01:20,300 And Rhod Gilbert! 17 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,820 And next to me, for the 50th time, 18 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:25,420 the 50th time... 19 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:29,240 ♪ He claims that he's six foot but he's just below five ♪ 20 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,080 ♪ Little Alex Hoooorne ♪ 21 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,230 - [applause] - Six foot two. 22 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,770 Well, I've just got stats. 23 00:01:37,770 --> 00:01:39,060 - Stats today. - OK. 24 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:42,730 Fifty episodes, 35 contestants, 263 tasks, 25 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:44,930 45 disqualifications, 11 tie-breaks, 26 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:47,220 220 egg breaks, two arm breaks, one marriage, 27 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:49,930 one Taskmaster baby and one everlasting friendship. 28 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:52,470 - [laughter] - It's what... Yeah? 29 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:54,910 [laughter] 30 00:01:54,910 --> 00:01:56,060 Are you-- Are you allowing that? 31 00:01:56,060 --> 00:01:57,860 You think we're friends, do you? 32 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,265 For ever. 33 00:01:59,265 --> 00:02:03,270 I don't think you could tell me one thing about my life. 34 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:04,770 Outside of this show. 35 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:06,570 [laughter] 36 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:08,965 - What car have I got? - A car... A Honda. 37 00:02:08,965 --> 00:02:10,100 No! 38 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:12,495 So... 39 00:02:12,495 --> 00:02:15,850 - On with the 50th special one. - [Alex] Right. 40 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:17,510 Come on, then. Let's make this a good one. 41 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:20,950 I'll try, and the best possible way to go about making that happen 42 00:02:20,950 --> 00:02:23,330 would have to be by starting with the prize task. 43 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:24,370 And it's a neat one this week. 44 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:27,350 We've asked them to bring in the best key. 45 00:02:27,350 --> 00:02:29,785 Kerry, what's the special key you've brought in? 46 00:02:29,785 --> 00:02:35,130 Er, my special key is the key to my camper van, 47 00:02:35,130 --> 00:02:37,080 which I'm very excited about. 48 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,185 The key looks like this. Ready for the camper van? 49 00:02:39,185 --> 00:02:41,110 [Greg] Yep. Oh, fucking hell. 50 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:42,480 [laughter] 51 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,110 What do you think a camper van looks like? 52 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:45,580 I love the key. 53 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,020 What do you expect a camper van to look like? 54 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:50,280 You've put this in as a prize 55 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,200 'cause you don't wanna pay to have it towed away. 56 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,770 [laughter] 57 00:02:54,770 --> 00:02:57,080 - My camper van is a thing of joy. - [Greg] It is. 58 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,530 It's got loads of cupboards and drawers. 59 00:02:59,530 --> 00:03:02,085 It's like Sylvanians for grown-ups. 60 00:03:02,085 --> 00:03:06,020 OK, just for argument's sake, Phil, you win this show. 61 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,715 What are you gonna do with that van? 62 00:03:07,715 --> 00:03:09,800 - Uh, strip it for parts. - Thank you. 63 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,750 [laughter and applause] 64 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:16,030 - Move on? Move on. - Right. 65 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:19,750 Phil, obviously you've got your eye on the stripped-down prize now, 66 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,010 but what did you bring in? 67 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:23,970 I brought the best key 68 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,800 which is the G key from a piano. 69 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,400 - [Alex] Here it is. - [Jess] Nice. 70 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,875 [Phil] There it is. 71 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:32,420 It's G, which is the best key. 72 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,680 It's the highest letter in the alphabet, 73 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,530 before they gave up and went back to A, 74 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:38,675 'cause G... You can't top a G. 75 00:03:38,675 --> 00:03:40,880 Um, it's... You know, I like it. 76 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,695 Well, I say that. Kerry's is better. 77 00:03:43,695 --> 00:03:46,260 - Now... - [laughter] 78 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:49,130 I've ripped this with my bare hands out of a real piano. 79 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:51,795 I put it to you that that is-- 80 00:03:51,795 --> 00:03:53,900 Yes, and you're right to do that face. 81 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:56,520 Two can play that game, Phil. 82 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,060 I put it to you... 83 00:03:58,060 --> 00:04:00,685 [laughter] 84 00:04:00,685 --> 00:04:03,220 That that is a stock library picture of a-- 85 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:04,370 It is not a stock-- 86 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,280 No, it isn't. He did bring in a key, but I don't know 87 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,370 - where he got it from. - Shot it nicely, didn't he? 88 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,250 That's gonna come off your wage for this show, young man. 89 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:14,840 - [laughter] - [Greg] Jess? 90 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,130 I've thought outside the box. 91 00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:19,695 It's called a key... 92 00:04:19,695 --> 00:04:21,605 lime pie. 93 00:04:21,605 --> 00:04:23,400 [laughter] 94 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,220 Brackets, homemade. 95 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,480 - Did you really make it? - Yes, I really made it. 96 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,640 If it's a stock library picture, I'm gonna attack Phil. 97 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,460 - You will-- I-- - [laughter] 98 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:32,850 Here it is. Here's the pie. 99 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,640 [laughter] 100 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,170 "I The Heart Taskmaster"? 101 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:39,525 Yes, OK, James! It says "I The Heart Taskmaster"! 102 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:42,260 But it should say "I Heart The Taskmaster" 103 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:43,970 which it does, if you read it the right way round, 104 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:45,485 which is the wrong way round. 105 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,930 - Did you really make it? - Yes, I really made it! 106 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:49,680 Looks genuinely delicious. 107 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,910 Well, it genuinely is. 108 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:54,680 As a special 50th episode celebration, 109 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,185 I'm gonna let Alex eat all of that pie at the end of the show. 110 00:04:58,185 --> 00:05:01,350 And I mean all of it. 111 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:03,020 And well he should. 112 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,080 - It's delicious. - After the show? 113 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,080 No. 114 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:08,060 When the winner goes up to collect the prizes, 115 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:10,295 you can eat that entire pie. 116 00:05:10,295 --> 00:05:11,310 OK. 117 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,970 [Greg] OK, good. I look forward to that. 118 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:14,080 James Acaster? 119 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,895 I brought in the key to my heart. 120 00:05:16,895 --> 00:05:18,175 He's brought in this. 121 00:05:18,475 --> 00:05:19,715 I love ice cream. 122 00:05:19,715 --> 00:05:21,330 [laughter] 123 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:24,220 And I hope Alex likes ice cream with his key lime pie. 124 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:25,170 Yeah. 125 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:27,630 You are going to be a very full boy. 126 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:30,000 I think what we'll have to do is 127 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,555 we'll have to find out what Rhod's brought in. 128 00:05:32,555 --> 00:05:34,710 Fingers crossed, it's better than a bowl of ice cream, 129 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:35,710 and then we'll come back. 130 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,440 Of course it's gonna be better than a bowl of ice cream! 131 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,220 - I don't think it will be. - Sorry to interrupt. 132 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:41,025 It's definitely gonna come last. 133 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:44,985 [laughter] 134 00:05:44,985 --> 00:05:46,010 Why? 135 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:48,850 Gut instinct. 136 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,365 Rhodri? 137 00:05:51,565 --> 00:05:54,170 I sort of went outside the box as well, 'cause I thought... 138 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:57,100 Can I make a prediction? This is gonna be a picture of me looking fat. 139 00:05:58,220 --> 00:05:59,840 Here is Rhod's key. 140 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:07,840 [laughter and applause] 141 00:06:09,385 --> 00:06:12,130 I just find the key helps you make sense of things sometimes. 142 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:13,400 It's a probably weird thing to say, 143 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,180 but it sort of does it for me, as a picture. 144 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:17,350 So who's in last place? 145 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:18,800 Oh, well, James is in last place, 146 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,360 bringing a bowl of ice cream in. 147 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,670 One point to James Acaster. 148 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:24,710 Based on the fact that I still believe 149 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:26,530 that's a library picture of a piano key, 150 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:27,820 I'm giving Phil two points. 151 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,200 - Which it's not, but fine. OK. - Fine. 152 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,730 - Second last. - Unbelievable. 153 00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:32,510 If it's proved otherwise to me, 154 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:34,640 if I see the physical proof of the key... 155 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,170 - You will at the end of the show. - during this show, 156 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:37,150 I'll give him a bonus point. 157 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:39,620 We all know that the prizes come up at the end. 158 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:42,355 - You're definitely gonna see it. - It might be a picture of the key. 159 00:06:42,355 --> 00:06:44,660 I mean, you think that's gonna go up and it's gonna be like Bullseye, 160 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:46,330 and there's gonna be a fucking camper van up there? 161 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:48,900 - [laughter] - [Greg] Stupid prick. 162 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:51,775 That was a good point. 163 00:06:51,775 --> 00:06:53,950 [applause] 164 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:55,750 - Two for Phil. - Two points for Phil Wang. 165 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:58,620 That's right. Third place, with three points, 166 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,460 just 'cause he's been so gobby in the last two minutes, 167 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,185 - Rhod Gilbert. - [Alex] OK. 168 00:07:02,185 --> 00:07:03,950 - [Alex] He's standing up now. - [audience gasps] 169 00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:05,170 "Ooooh!" 170 00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:07,710 Jess, I'm giving your four points, 'cause the pie looks nice 171 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:09,760 and I can't wait to see this prick eat it. 172 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,640 I'll take it. 173 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,330 Have we all been beaten by the camper van? 174 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:16,030 - Yeah, we fucking have. - [laughter] 175 00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:18,960 It would appear so! [she laughs] 176 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,020 Five points to Kerry. There, done. 177 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:22,155 [Alex] Kerry wins the task. 178 00:07:22,155 --> 00:07:23,910 [applause] 179 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,950 We are shifting now, aren't we? 180 00:07:25,950 --> 00:07:28,260 What do you have ready and waiting in the wings for us, Alex? 181 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:30,750 I have something very apt for episode 50. Ready? 182 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,140 - Yep! - Here we go. 183 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,260 Hello, James. 184 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:51,580 Ahh! 185 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:56,995 "Put exactly 50 different things in this bin." 186 00:07:56,995 --> 00:07:58,420 "Fastest wins." 187 00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:00,080 "Your time stops when you say, 188 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,910 'I've put exactly 50 different things in this bin.'" 189 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:05,085 "Fit Alex in this bin." 190 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,770 "Roll him down the hill." 191 00:08:06,770 --> 00:08:08,365 "Fastest wins." 192 00:08:08,365 --> 00:08:10,800 [laughter] 193 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,700 That was a wind-up. Get used to them. 194 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,280 - What's the last bit say? - [laughing] The last bit says... 195 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,840 "Your time starts when Alex..." 196 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,580 "touches you on the shoulder." 197 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:23,010 Oh, God. Eurgh! 198 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,465 - I thought you might run. - Oh! 199 00:08:25,065 --> 00:08:30,540 [laughter] 200 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:38,370 - Time starts now, James. - Ugh! 201 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:39,770 I can't go any longer! 202 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,215 [Alex] I've started the clock. 203 00:08:41,215 --> 00:08:42,860 I've-- I've started the clock. 204 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:45,495 - Your time's started, Rhod. - Urgh. 205 00:08:45,495 --> 00:08:48,515 [panting] Right. Now it's thinking time. 206 00:08:48,515 --> 00:08:50,785 [Rhod panting] 207 00:08:50,785 --> 00:08:55,030 [cheers and applause] 208 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,080 It's nice for us to fall into the stereotypes there. 209 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,510 "Oh, I can get extra time here! I can get extra time!" 210 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:02,750 And those two, it worked. 211 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,470 But not for grandad, did it? 212 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,220 Yeah, so this is actually a two-part task. 213 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,985 But we're gonna deal with each part separately, Greg. 214 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,770 First let's see how they gathered their items. Ready? 215 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:14,900 - Yes. - Here we go. 216 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:18,640 Right. 217 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,220 - One at a time, is it? - Well, for now. 218 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:23,415 - One, two... - One potato. 219 00:09:23,415 --> 00:09:25,360 Three, four, five, six. 220 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:27,420 Seven. 221 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,210 Oh, hold on. What am I doing? 222 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,730 Eight, nine... 223 00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:39,530 Ten, 11, 12... 224 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:41,570 13, 14, 15... 225 00:09:41,570 --> 00:09:44,150 16, 17, 18... 226 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,730 19, 20, 21, 22... 227 00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:46,970 23, 24... 228 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:48,550 25, 26... 229 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:49,710 27, 28... 230 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:50,460 29... 231 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,150 30... 232 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:51,800 31... 233 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,220 32, 3, 4... 234 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:55,060 35, 36... 235 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,440 37, 38, 39... 236 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,110 40! 237 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:58,680 41, 42... 238 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,680 43... 239 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,430 45... 240 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,715 Oh! 241 00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:04,995 44. 242 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:07,160 [laughing] 45... 243 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:07,930 46... 244 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:08,480 47... 245 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,080 48... 246 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:09,820 49... 247 00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:11,010 50! 248 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:15,020 I've put exactly 50 things in this bin. Suck it! 249 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:17,430 I've put exactly 50 different things in this bin. 250 00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:19,860 I've put exactly 50 different things in this bin. 251 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,730 I've put 50 things in this bin. 252 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:23,695 I've put exactly 50 different-- 253 00:10:23,695 --> 00:10:25,450 Different things! 254 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:29,795 [laughter and applause] 255 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,260 I don't know whether we all made the same mistake. 256 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:36,875 Right, well, we need to nip a potential argument in the bud here, I think, 257 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,130 with the definition of "different" things. 258 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:42,910 Well, all of them put two of the same things in, 259 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:46,095 except for Phil. All 50 of Phil's were different. 260 00:10:46,095 --> 00:10:48,400 But I suppose you could say that the stones were all different, 261 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,350 the oranges were different. 262 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:50,960 They're different stones from each other. 263 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,880 But Phil was the only one who made the effort 264 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,880 to put 50 totally different items in. 265 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,595 And that is reflected in the time. 266 00:10:56,595 --> 00:10:58,750 [laughter] 267 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,730 Just while I'm thinking about this... 268 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:03,230 Um, do you want to explain "suck it"? 269 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,600 [laughter] 270 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,930 Why I shouted "suck it" at the end? 271 00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:07,495 - [Greg] Yeah. - I felt good. 272 00:11:07,495 --> 00:11:09,040 [laughter] 273 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,660 Who was it directed at? 274 00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:12,130 Just everyone in general. 275 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:12,840 "Suck it." 276 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,000 Everyone. You two, and Wolf from Gladiators... 277 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,750 [laughter] 278 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:20,205 The cat bin lady. Everyone. 279 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,830 [laughter] 280 00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:22,900 Tell me some times. 281 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,460 Jess took two minutes 52, 282 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:27,270 going back and forth to the shed instead of bringing the bin... 283 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,380 to the shed. 284 00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,950 Rhod was very tired, of course. Two minutes 30. 285 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:35,570 Kerry. Potato, then mainly fruit. One minute 27. 286 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,170 James, 58 seconds. 287 00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:39,640 - Just the stones. - Whoa! 288 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,310 - [Jess] That's all stones? - Stones and one ukulele. 289 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,520 Phil, who's traditionally slow, this time... 290 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,960 really slow. Six minutes 57. 291 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,930 So, are we rewarding them for speed? 292 00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:51,680 - Or does Phil get any special treatment? - I think it's all about speed. 293 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:54,110 If there's a piano key up there, I'm not going to give him a bonus point. 294 00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:57,420 But I'm gonna secure him one now for putting 50 different things in, 295 00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:58,530 'cause I think it needs rewarding. 296 00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:00,370 So Phil was the slowest, so gets one point, 297 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:01,570 but you're giving him a bonus point. 298 00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,970 He gets two points. Correct. 299 00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:05,130 OK. Then Jess gets two points, three points to Rhod, 300 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:07,800 Kerry four, but James wins the first part of the task 301 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,385 - and gets five points. - [Greg] Incredibly. 302 00:12:09,385 --> 00:12:13,425 [cheers and applause] 303 00:12:13,425 --> 00:12:14,950 Right, that's it, my friends. 304 00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:16,440 It's the end of the first part. 305 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,440 of this special half-century episode. 306 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:21,660 So, go do your business and come back here. 307 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,140 When you've cleaned up. 308 00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,485 Hello, everyone! 309 00:12:35,485 --> 00:12:38,200 It's part two of our 50th show together, 310 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,840 and yet I still don't feel like I know you. 311 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,340 Maybe you never will, Greg. 312 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,875 Maybe you never will. 313 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,685 [laughter] 314 00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:48,730 So, can we now see the other part of this task, please, Alex? 315 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,620 Yes, there was more to this than just gathering 50 things. 316 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,610 Here's the next bit of the task. 317 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,020 I recognise these guys. 318 00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:04,930 [Alex] Coincidence? 319 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,710 I don't think so. 320 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,560 These are the things I put in the bin. 321 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,460 Right, I'm gonna open this, 322 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,910 and then I'm gonna rest my head again. 323 00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:14,860 "Using all the items on this mat..." 324 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,550 "make the best picture of the Taskmaster." 325 00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:21,230 "You have ten minutes. Your time starts... now." 326 00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,860 You want me to do a picture 327 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:25,710 of the escaped Easter Island monument 328 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:27,340 that you call the Taskmaster. 329 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,615 Oh, shit. 330 00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:33,370 I should've gone with something more varied than this. 331 00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:34,920 "Your time starts... 332 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:36,975 now." 333 00:13:36,975 --> 00:13:39,525 Well, I've got lots of red for the mouth. 334 00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:41,480 OK. These are gonna be eyebrows. 335 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,860 He's quite frowny, isn't he? 336 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,295 He's got one of those... Has he got one of those bum chins? 337 00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:46,910 Can I break this? 338 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,430 [Alex] You can do whatever you want. 339 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:54,505 [laughter] 340 00:13:54,505 --> 00:13:58,130 I've just noticed just quite how much my bulge is pushing out. 341 00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,585 - [Alex] Bulge? - My bulge. 342 00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:01,570 His teeth are definitely sort of green or brown, 343 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,220 but his eyes... could be blue. 344 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,220 Here's one of his little pencil legs, down there. 345 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:05,910 [Alex] Mm-hm? 346 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:08,340 'Cause his legs are absurdly out of proportion. 347 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,920 Oh, this is quite good. It's quite Picasso-esque. 348 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,785 It's so Greg. 349 00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:15,620 Arms, I forgot. 350 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,770 Shit. 351 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:17,980 [Alex] Does he have arms? 352 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,420 Yeah, he does, but... 353 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:21,870 he doesn't use them. 354 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:23,960 [whistle blows] 355 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,260 Hmm. Thank you, Phil. 356 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,285 Thank you, Alex. 357 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,830 [Phil sighs] 358 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:33,940 [laughter and applause] 359 00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:38,910 Does anyone wanna talk through their workings, or shall we just see...? 360 00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,890 They all said you had angry eyebrows, you're frowny, 361 00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:42,480 you're always frowning, you're not very smiley. 362 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,750 And Phil said, "I wish I'd filled the bin with pasty-coloured things." 363 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,675 [laughter] 364 00:14:48,675 --> 00:14:51,120 Don't, uh... Thanks for that extra point, Greg. 365 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,610 Enjoy it. Really enjoy it. Suck it, in fact. 366 00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:58,220 Well, let's start. I'll show you what Rhod and Kerry 367 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,880 put in their bins and then what they did with it. 368 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:00,850 Good. 369 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,480 [Alex] This is their raw ingredients, Rhod and Kerry, 370 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,010 and this is what they ended up with. 371 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:11,185 [laughter] 372 00:15:11,185 --> 00:15:12,105 It's flattering. 373 00:15:12,105 --> 00:15:14,510 Yeah, and I haven't got a problem, weirdly, with having no arms, 374 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,950 even though you had plenty of leaves to make arms with. 375 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,670 But you decided to focus on them going on my stomach. 376 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:23,640 Well, if I'd given you arms, I would have had to make you look thin. 377 00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,170 And I think you'll agree, 378 00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:28,460 it's a better likeness with you fat and no arms. 379 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,260 [laughter] 380 00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,860 Well, there's some fascinating decisions by you, Kerry, 381 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:35,130 because, as the neck demonstrates, 382 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:36,770 there were enough oranges to give me 383 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,330 two legs that are same width. 384 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,080 [laughter] 385 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,910 But you went, "If I'm really gonna make it look like him, 386 00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:47,200 I'm gonna have to get that withered leg in place, early doors." 387 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,130 I dunno, I wasn't thinking like that. 388 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:51,570 That wasn't a conscious decision. 389 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:53,420 - What's the silver bowl? - It's a little fascinator. 390 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,460 A little coquettish fascinator. 391 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:56,840 Yes, you're going to a wedding. 392 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,840 Oh! "Congratulations on your wedding." 393 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,550 "Are you wearing a fascinator, Greg?" 394 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,570 "Shh, shh. It's not about me, it's not about me." 395 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,440 "Can you help me through this door?" "Why?" 396 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,130 "Because one of my legs is withered." 397 00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,150 [laughter] 398 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,020 Who's next, please, Alex? 399 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,840 Now we get to see Jess and Phil's masterpieces. 400 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,550 This is what they were working with... 401 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:16,160 and this is what they mustered up. Here we go. 402 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:21,170 [laughter] 403 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,220 That is really seriously good. 404 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,800 [Kerry] That is brilliant. 405 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,150 Sorry, did you mishear and think it was a portrait of me 406 00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:30,050 after I'd fallen out of a pine tree? 407 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,710 It's an Angry Bird pig. 408 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,600 [Greg] Oh, in that case, full marks! 409 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:38,640 'Cause that's the look I've been trying to perfect for years! 410 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,075 [Greg] Jess? 411 00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:43,150 What's so worrying is I was so proud of that. 412 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,600 When I made it, I honestly thought it was really good. 413 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,920 What the hell's that oblong on my face? 414 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,650 More to the point, there's... paint. 415 00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:54,330 So I could've, like... used the paint. 416 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,880 Oh, yeah. It's a good point. 417 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,600 [laughter] 418 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,280 [James] You're the only one who put art materials in. 419 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,860 - And then... - [Jess] Didn't use them. 420 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:05,070 just used them as the top of my head. 421 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,400 [Alex] There's one more. 422 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,700 We've secured last place, but let's have a look, yeah. 423 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,510 OK, finally, this is what James Acaster, 424 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,570 Portrait Artist of the Year, was working with. 425 00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:17,740 Well, he transformed that into these. 426 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:24,350 [laughter and applause] 427 00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,560 Good. 428 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,870 I was really pleased with it. 429 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:30,080 I went into that room and saw what I had to work with. 430 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,170 And I was really scared. 431 00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,680 And then you smashed up the ukulele. 432 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,620 I smashed it up and I was amazed, 433 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,770 with each smash, 434 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:39,340 it just came off like a perfect part of your body. 435 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,615 And that is an incredible piece of work. 436 00:17:43,615 --> 00:17:47,860 What I think is delightful and incredible 437 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,010 is that you have managed to show the fear in Alex's face. 438 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,020 Do you want to see all five together and you can judge them? 439 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:55,940 I do. 440 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,820 OK, so here's the five Greg faces. 441 00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,400 And I'm gonna judge this based on 442 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,040 which ones I think look most like me. 443 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,040 [Alex] OK. 444 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,820 - [Greg] I'm sorry, Phil. - [Phil] What?! 445 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,470 - I'm sorry-- - This is just leaves! 446 00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,710 That's a leafy duck! What is this? 447 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:12,860 That's shit. That's really bad. Please. 448 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,420 I've been very kind to you. 449 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,020 - I think I've been very generous. - Charitable. 450 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,550 I gave you a bonus point. 451 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:19,460 - I never give bonus points out. - Never. 452 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:22,740 But I've got to look at that and say that's deeply hurtful. 453 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:25,610 It's... it's a mental pig. 454 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,710 - And I'm giving you one point. - One point to Phil. 455 00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:31,460 And purely-- Two points, purely based on the fact 456 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,880 that I haven't got an oblong on the side of my face, 457 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,800 - I'm giving two points to Jessica. - [Alex] Two to Jess. 458 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,395 [Alex] Second last place. Third place? 459 00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:41,280 [Greg] I've worked very hard on my withered leg. 460 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,620 Very hard. I'm giving you three points. 461 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,130 - [Alex] Three to Kerry. - [Greg] To Kerry. 462 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:47,640 [Alex] So it's between Rhod and James. 463 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,300 - [Greg] Yeah, well, I think-- - What? How? 464 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:53,350 [Greg] I think that, uh... 465 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:54,570 Sorry. 466 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:57,440 Rhod has captured the essence of the anger I feel 467 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,270 when Rhod walks into a room. A sort of dark contempt. 468 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:01,840 I was doing you just after I'd walked into a room. 469 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,280 There you go, I'm gonna give you four points. 470 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,400 But Jesus Christ, if I could give you ten, I would. 471 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,840 - Five points for James. - OK. Five points to James Acaster. 472 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,030 [cheers and applause] 473 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,095 Scoreboard me up. 474 00:19:13,095 --> 00:19:15,480 OK. Do you want an update on the series at this point? 475 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,950 - Yes, please. - We're over halfway. 476 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:22,000 Two members of the contestant team are in triple figures. 477 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,895 Phil's on 73. 478 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:26,180 - Oh, no. - [Rhod snorts] 479 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:30,350 73. James, 93. Rhod, 95. 480 00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:33,595 Jess, 101. Kerry's on 105, in the lead at the moment. 481 00:19:33,595 --> 00:19:35,725 [everyone gasps] 482 00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:39,240 In this episode, Phil, again, adrift on five. 483 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,530 At the other end, again, Kerry's on 12, James is on 11. 484 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,480 That's where we are at this moment in time. 485 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,910 [cheers and applause] 486 00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:52,295 I would very much enjoy seeing another task. 487 00:19:52,295 --> 00:19:53,400 Oh, I thought you would. 488 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,305 OK, we have one right here, and this one is... 489 00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:59,500 [heartbeat echoes loudly] 490 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,370 - The next task. - [laughter] 491 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,605 Watch your head, Kez. 492 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:16,760 - Ooh. - Oh. 493 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,260 [Alex] Hello. 494 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,840 - Sunshine! - Hello. 495 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,065 [Alex] Hello. 496 00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:23,720 - Oh, hi, Al. - Alex. 497 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:25,815 Do it. 498 00:20:25,815 --> 00:20:27,130 It's on a hanger. 499 00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:29,050 - It is on ribbons. - Is it a clue? 500 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,455 Oh, God. 501 00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:34,530 Oh! 502 00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:37,230 "Write and perform the most suspenseful... 503 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:40,765 soap opera cliffhanger." 504 00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:44,230 "Your scene may last no more than one minute." 505 00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:46,120 "You have 30 minutes." 506 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,000 How many? 507 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,840 Thirty minutes to write a one-minute scene. 508 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,460 "Your time starts now." 509 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,660 - Right. - "Write and perform." 510 00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:56,330 I've already written mine in my head. Phil's pregnant. 511 00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,330 - [James] Yeah. - [Phil] OK. 512 00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:58,560 Does he keep it? 513 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,095 One of us... 514 00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:03,480 has got the other one pregnant? That doesn't work, does it? 515 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,330 I'd quite like to do a fight. 516 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,910 Yeah, we should definitely have a catfight. 517 00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:09,510 - So, one of us is pregnant... - How are your, um...? 518 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:10,800 - Stage fighting? - [punch noise] 519 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,940 Oh, you went the wrong way. 520 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:14,080 [laughter and applause] 521 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,540 We were very happy. 522 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,950 I may have implied, from time to time during this series, 523 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:23,820 that Kerry Godliman takes on the persona of Phil Mitchell 524 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:26,000 in her approach to tasks, which is sometimes... 525 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,600 "Right, I see what we're doin'. Fuck, let's do it. Bosh!" 526 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,040 Be interesting to see which way you go when offered a... 527 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,170 Ooh, the suspense! 528 00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:34,870 [Greg] ...a soap opera. 529 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,170 Don't you dare turn your back on me. 530 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,520 Don't you even think about it. 531 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,030 Oh, go on then. Go and see some adverts. See you soon. 532 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:53,640 It's part three. Welcome back. 533 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,585 Or more like party three. 534 00:21:55,585 --> 00:21:57,460 Because we're having a whale of a time, aren't we, 535 00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:59,310 on our 50th episode of Taskmaster? 536 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,585 Oh, man. There's a killer vibe in our crib right now. 537 00:22:01,585 --> 00:22:03,370 [laughter] 538 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:05,020 Before the break, a team task was taking place, 539 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,440 where they had to write and perform 540 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,265 the most suspenseful soap opera cliffhanger. 541 00:22:09,265 --> 00:22:11,510 [Greg] Right, bosh. Who are we seeing first? 542 00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:14,195 OK, the first cliffhanger we're gonna see is... 543 00:22:14,195 --> 00:22:17,620 [heartbeat echoes loudly] 544 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,750 The boys' attempt. 545 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,150 [he whistles] 546 00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:22,020 - [violent knocking] - [James] Philippa! 547 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,170 Open this door! 548 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:26,840 - James. - Open this... door! 549 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,740 What have you been doing in here? 550 00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:31,060 What have I told you about locking doors in this house? 551 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:33,015 We don't have locked doors in this house! 552 00:22:33,015 --> 00:22:35,880 I've been waiting downstairs for you, nine months! 553 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,195 You've not been out this bathroom in nine months! 554 00:22:38,195 --> 00:22:39,420 What are you playing at?! 555 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,660 I've been waiting for my dinner. I'm starving! 556 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,370 Meanwhile, you're in here, 557 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,130 and you're getting fatter, if anything! 558 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,260 Are you eating all the food? Is that what you've been doing? 559 00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:49,820 Nine months in the bath, eating all my dinner? 560 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:51,460 What have you got to say for yourself?! 561 00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,950 [he sobs] James, no! 562 00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:55,175 James, I'm not fat. 563 00:22:55,175 --> 00:22:56,900 I'm pregnant! 564 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,630 Really? I'm gonna be a dad? 565 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,600 Well, if you're gonna bring our little babba into the world, 566 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,105 then I'm gonna make an honest woman of you. 567 00:23:07,105 --> 00:23:08,515 Philippa... 568 00:23:08,515 --> 00:23:10,550 Will you marry me? 569 00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:13,370 If I'm gonna be an honest woman, James, then... 570 00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:15,470 I'd better start telling the truth. 571 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,430 There's someone else. 572 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,440 Who? 573 00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:23,560 [he gasps] Rub a dub dub! 574 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,205 Oh, you little--! 575 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,820 My water's broken! 576 00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:31,055 My heart is broken. 577 00:23:31,055 --> 00:23:32,630 Rub a dub dub! 578 00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:38,330 [cheers and applause] 579 00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,025 Rub a dub dub! 580 00:23:40,025 --> 00:23:43,215 Am I right in thinking that the premise of your soap opera... 581 00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:47,730 is that a woman has been sitting in the bath for nine months? 582 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,460 [laughter] 583 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:52,150 - Gestating a baby? - That's right, yes. 584 00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:53,480 - Yes. - OK. 585 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,550 Um, and having an affair at the same time. 586 00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:57,175 No, no, wait. 587 00:23:57,175 --> 00:23:59,280 The husband's clearly agitated. 588 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,460 I was very wound up. 589 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:01,950 What's he been doing for nine months? 590 00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:03,860 He's been downstairs, waiting for his dinner. 591 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,080 [laughter] 592 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,100 Did you give your nasty misogynist character a name? 593 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,105 - Ah, Gus. - [Greg] Gus. 594 00:24:12,105 --> 00:24:15,130 [laughter] 595 00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:16,440 - Gus? - Yeah. 596 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,260 He's come in. He's furious. 597 00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:19,170 Argh, yeah. 598 00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:21,640 Because she's a woman, she should have provided the food. 599 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,220 You've been waiting for nine months. You're nearly dead. 600 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:23,970 Yes. 601 00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:25,600 She then tells the truth, "I'm pregnant." 602 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,510 Yes. Philippa. 603 00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:28,400 - Philippa. Sorry. - That's OK. 604 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,240 And then there's a touching moment between Philippa and Gus. 605 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,640 Yeah, we finally break through. 606 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,650 I thought that bit of acting was... 607 00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:39,250 OK. 608 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:41,570 Now this is where the real twist comes. 609 00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:43,130 The lover is revealed. 610 00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:45,105 - Lovely cliffhanger. - Yes. 611 00:24:45,105 --> 00:24:47,070 But I am confused. 612 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:50,510 Rhod's character's only vocabulary in the whole scene 613 00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:52,800 is the phrase, "Rub a dub dub." 614 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,220 [laughter] 615 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:59,000 Would it help if I told you that their soap is called Feelings, 616 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,770 and there is a theme tune to it? 617 00:25:00,770 --> 00:25:01,570 Can we see it? 618 00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:03,040 Yeah, this is the theme tune to Feelings. 619 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,030 OK. 620 00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,830 ♪ Everybody's got feelings ♪ 621 00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:09,515 ♪ Feelings hurt and feel good ♪ 622 00:25:09,515 --> 00:25:12,340 ♪ Everybody's got feelings ♪ 623 00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:15,550 ♪ Feelings hurt and feel gooo... ♪ 624 00:25:15,550 --> 00:25:18,910 ♪ ...oooooooood ♪ 625 00:25:18,910 --> 00:25:22,460 [laughter and applause] 626 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,285 Rub a dub dub. 627 00:25:24,485 --> 00:25:26,660 - Who's next, please, Alex? - Next up are the ladies, 628 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:28,770 with an excerpt from their gritty soap opera, 629 00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:31,050 called Cul de Sac. 630 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:43,520 I know he's in there, Donna! 631 00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:46,650 How'd you find me? 632 00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:48,270 Google Maps. 633 00:25:50,970 --> 00:25:52,185 What d'you want? 634 00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:53,780 You ever heard of manners? 635 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,385 You ever heard of oral hygeine? 636 00:25:58,385 --> 00:25:59,655 Ugh! 637 00:25:59,655 --> 00:26:01,175 [Kerry screams] 638 00:26:01,175 --> 00:26:02,780 [they grunt] 639 00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:10,805 [Kerry screams] 640 00:26:10,805 --> 00:26:14,180 He's the best I ever had, Donna! 641 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:20,220 You can't be with him, Donna. 642 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:21,610 Why?! 643 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,505 'Cause you're his mum! 644 00:26:24,505 --> 00:26:28,010 [laughter] 645 00:26:30,570 --> 00:26:33,705 [laughter] 646 00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:41,250 [applause] 647 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,495 [she retches] 648 00:26:46,495 --> 00:26:49,630 [audience gasps] 649 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,650 [cheers and applause] 650 00:26:54,650 --> 00:26:56,380 Yeah! 651 00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:58,530 So, I don't want to state the obvious, 652 00:26:58,530 --> 00:27:01,685 but your character's been having sex with her own son. 653 00:27:01,685 --> 00:27:04,260 Yeah, that's why she threw up! 654 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:07,170 Oh, you puked 'cause you'd had sex with your own son? 655 00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:09,975 Yeah, 'cause it's quite unsettling, isn't it? 656 00:27:09,975 --> 00:27:12,185 I thought it was 'cause it was Alex. 657 00:27:12,185 --> 00:27:14,885 Why would he say that? Why would he say that? 658 00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:17,340 That's mean, isn't it? Is he being mean? 659 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,175 That is mean. 660 00:27:19,175 --> 00:27:20,930 I'd say, for a soap opera, 661 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,220 not very much soap. 662 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,915 However, in ours... 663 00:27:23,915 --> 00:27:26,360 [laughter] 664 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,740 The definition of a cliffhanger is "a dramatic and exciting 665 00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:30,920 ending to an episode, leaving the audience in suspense 666 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,695 and anxious not to miss the next episode." 667 00:27:32,695 --> 00:27:33,640 We did that. 668 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,110 OK, it's as simple as this. 669 00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:37,495 Cul de Sac had some powerful acting in it. 670 00:27:37,495 --> 00:27:38,440 Thank you. 671 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,185 But the main reason I'm gonna give the boys one more point 672 00:27:41,185 --> 00:27:43,060 - is because... - Unbelievable. 673 00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,510 I'm agog. 674 00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:45,640 Is because... 675 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,240 - everybody has feelings. - Everybody's got feelings. 676 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,130 The boys get three points. There we go. 677 00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:52,720 - [applause] - [Kerry] Well done. 678 00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:55,795 Good. Let's have another task. 679 00:27:55,795 --> 00:27:58,840 OK, and it's been noted that this series and last, 680 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,620 you've started to wear glasses, and I think they look fine. 681 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,500 - So here's the next task. - [laughter] 682 00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:23,260 [Alex] Hiya. 683 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:26,010 [laughter] 684 00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:29,060 - Hi, Alex. - Hello, Jess. 685 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:32,995 Ooh, I love boxes inside boxes! 686 00:28:32,995 --> 00:28:34,550 What's that say there? 687 00:28:34,550 --> 00:28:37,960 C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K... 688 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,325 Random. 689 00:28:40,325 --> 00:28:42,200 [Alex] Not random. They're in order. 690 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,200 Yep. 691 00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:47,425 "In the lab, there are ten pairs of glasses." 692 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,780 "The pairs of glasses may not leave the lab." 693 00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:52,430 "Without breaking any of the pairs of glasses, 694 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:56,880 put all the pairs of glasses into the smallest of these boxes." 695 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,185 "You must select your box before leaving the caravan... 696 00:29:00,185 --> 00:29:03,395 and may not then change your mind." 697 00:29:03,395 --> 00:29:07,275 "Smallest box containing all the pairs of glasses, 698 00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:10,305 with the lid shut properly, wins." 699 00:29:10,305 --> 00:29:11,950 That's nuts. 700 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:14,875 "You have a maximum total time of five minutes." 701 00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:17,580 "Your time starts... now." 702 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:20,605 What? 703 00:29:20,705 --> 00:29:25,210 [laughter and applause] 704 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,355 Befuddled old man. 705 00:29:28,355 --> 00:29:29,630 Yeah. 706 00:29:29,630 --> 00:29:31,040 So it's pretty straightforward, right? 707 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,020 Yeah, they had to choose which box 708 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:34,150 they thought they could fit 709 00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:35,460 - ten pairs of glasses in. - Yeah. 710 00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:37,640 The smallest box that successfully was 711 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,550 packaged with those glasses wins. 712 00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:40,620 - That make sense? - Yep. 713 00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:42,240 OK, we're gonna start with James and Kerry. 714 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,340 Ten pairs of glasses. 715 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,850 I reckon they'll go in there. 716 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,120 - Go? - Yes, please. 717 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,075 Yep. Yeah, course it is. 718 00:30:04,075 --> 00:30:06,195 Pairs of glasses. 719 00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:07,920 Didn't see this coming. 720 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:11,240 Oooh! 721 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,030 Do you know what I had in my head? 722 00:30:13,030 --> 00:30:14,810 Pairs of glasses! 723 00:30:15,930 --> 00:30:18,450 Ooh, I don't know why I had that in my head. 724 00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:24,060 That's more pairs than I thought I'd get. 725 00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:26,975 I'm now doing a thing... 726 00:30:26,975 --> 00:30:29,670 knowing that it's not gonna work out. 727 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,930 [Alex] Trouble is, a couple of glasses are bigger than the box. 728 00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:36,765 Yeah. Funnily enough, I'm not going anywhere near those ones, Alex. 729 00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:38,540 I've written them off. 730 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,230 Hmm. 731 00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:49,240 I feel tricked. [she growls] 732 00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:59,015 What do you mean by "shut"? 733 00:30:59,015 --> 00:31:00,220 That's shut. 734 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,070 - [Alex] Is it? - It's shut. 735 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,630 [laughter] 736 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,260 That's shut. 737 00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:10,280 - [glass breaking] - [laughter] 738 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,495 Crunched a bit there. 739 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:14,095 That is a goddamn miracle that I did that. 740 00:31:14,095 --> 00:31:16,130 [Alex] You've got six pairs of glasses in there, have you? 741 00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:17,295 Not bad. 742 00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:20,050 And how do you want the Taskmaster to transport the rest? 743 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,260 If I was a removal man and then he was there going, 744 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,810 "Well, how do you want me to transport the rest?" 745 00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,440 I'd go, "Up your ass." 746 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,520 "Try not to break 'em. Smallest arse wins." 747 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,530 [Alex] Thanks very much, James. 748 00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:39,170 [laughter and applause] 749 00:31:39,970 --> 00:31:42,400 You both thought these were pairs of spectacles. 750 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,460 I think I made that clear. 751 00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:45,640 Oh, you spelt that out good and proper. 752 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,150 "Oh... These are... Yeah." 753 00:31:48,150 --> 00:31:50,580 - "But I was expecting..." - But I was acting a thick person. 754 00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:53,680 Oh, it was an extension of Cul de Sac. 755 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,020 Yeah, yeah, it was still on Cul de Sac. 756 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:57,360 - I was still being Donna. - Still in character. "Oh, blimey!" 757 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,010 Me, too. I was acting a thick person too. 758 00:31:59,010 --> 00:32:01,330 Yeah. I enjoyed your reaction immensely, 759 00:32:01,330 --> 00:32:03,940 'cause you went, "Oh. Yeah. Oh, good!" 760 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,910 "Yeah, course it is. Yeah." 761 00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:08,200 "Yeah. Good. Can't be straightforward, can it?" 762 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,440 "Yeah. Of course!" 763 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,660 - Who's next, please, Alex? - OK, Phil has glasses, 764 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:12,970 and as we've seen throughout the series, 765 00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:15,570 he knows how to pack things in tightly. Can-- 766 00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:18,000 [laughter] 767 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,365 Can he combine those skills? Let's see. 768 00:32:21,365 --> 00:32:24,060 Pairs of glasses. That sounds like spectacles. 769 00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:26,680 But it's probably a Taskmaster trick 770 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,330 and it's drinking glasses or something. 771 00:32:28,330 --> 00:32:30,540 I have to put pairs of drinking glasses in there. 772 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,900 [Alex] What are you doing, Phil? 773 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,400 How much-- Just trying to estimate the volume 774 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,070 of ten pairs of glasses. 775 00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:49,700 I'm running out of time. I'm going with F. 776 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:53,270 [Alex] You've got two minutes 40. 777 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,630 - [glass cracks] - [he gasps] 778 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,785 I think the rules said I wasn't allowed to break any of the glasses. 779 00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,266 [Alex] Have you broken one of the glasses? 780 00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:06,525 I've broken one of the glasses. 781 00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:08,810 I was trying to be too clever with the stacking. 782 00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:13,620 Aside from the single broken glass, 783 00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:16,900 this is a textbook bit of packing. 784 00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:25,070 Done. 785 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:28,820 [cheers and applause] 786 00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:32,770 The only one so far that has spotted the dastardly trick. 787 00:33:32,770 --> 00:33:33,930 Dirty horrible trick. 788 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:35,280 He got exactly the right-sized box. 789 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,330 He did, and I've got some good news for you. 790 00:33:37,330 --> 00:33:39,000 I'm gonna nip this in the bud straight away. 791 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,150 You did break one glass, but the rule was, 792 00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:43,220 that you weren't allowed to break a pair of glasses. 793 00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:43,980 Oh! 794 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,860 So you only broke one glass, so I'm fully allowing... 795 00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:47,110 - Really? - Everything. Yeah. 796 00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:47,750 OK. 797 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,400 That was very impressive, Phil. Well done. 798 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,350 [cheers and applause] 799 00:33:53,350 --> 00:33:56,600 Can anyone beat Phil Wang at the glass-packing task? 800 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,460 What will the studio task be? 801 00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:00,260 Who will win Kerry's camper van? 802 00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,750 And aren't adverts annoying? 803 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:04,570 All these questions will be answered within the next 15 minutes. 804 00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:05,570 Bye for now. 805 00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:18,820 Hello! Welcome back to Taskmaster, part four. 806 00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:20,680 Sure, it's the 50th ever episode, 807 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,400 but let's not forget it's also episode six of series seven. 808 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,310 Yes, it's the big one, and not only that, 809 00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:28,220 but before the break, there was a glass-packing task going on. 810 00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:29,970 Phil has proved the best packer so far. 811 00:34:29,970 --> 00:34:33,130 Last up are Rhod and Jess. 812 00:34:33,130 --> 00:34:35,080 Can I go to the lab first? 813 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,510 [Alex] All the information is on the task. 814 00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:37,550 [she sighs] 815 00:34:37,550 --> 00:34:39,550 [Rhod] "You must select your box before leaving the caravan 816 00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:41,250 and may not then change your mind." 817 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,900 Why didn't I think of that earlier? 818 00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:52,615 Such a dick. 819 00:34:52,615 --> 00:34:55,270 Yes, I was thinking of spectacles. 820 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,150 I think I might play it safe. 821 00:34:58,150 --> 00:34:59,340 [Alex] OK. 822 00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:03,340 I'm going with box E. 823 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,170 - Come on. - [Alex] Coming. 824 00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:07,580 Don't dawdle! 825 00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,855 F, could I get it in F? 826 00:35:10,855 --> 00:35:12,815 Or E? 827 00:35:12,815 --> 00:35:15,320 They might even go in G. 828 00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,610 Well, actually, I think this could work. 829 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,160 Hmm, now what we've got here is a packing job. 830 00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:30,280 Well, I'll tell you what's immediately clear, 831 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,500 is I got the wrong box. 832 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,970 [Alex] And you did go and see what size the glasses... 833 00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,360 Yeah, absolutely, yeah. 834 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,875 Total disaster. 835 00:35:37,075 --> 00:35:38,970 [Alex] Running out of time, as well, Rhod. 836 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,165 Running out of time and running out of box. 837 00:35:41,165 --> 00:35:43,410 The only thing I seem to have plenty of is glasses. 838 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,640 Pop. 839 00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:47,420 Pop. 840 00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:50,950 I'm wising up to the Taskmaster. 841 00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:52,670 That's what's happening here. 842 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,300 - With the lid shut properly? - [Alex] Please. 843 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,440 [whistle blows] 844 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:04,440 That's one of the most disappointing 845 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,320 five minutes of my life, I would say. 846 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,665 [Alex] So far. 847 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,095 So far. 848 00:36:09,095 --> 00:36:11,500 Ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha! 849 00:36:16,170 --> 00:36:17,200 [Alex] Thanks, Jess. 850 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,700 I'm really happy with that. 851 00:36:21,350 --> 00:36:22,585 JK out. 852 00:36:22,585 --> 00:36:26,130 [cheers and applause] 853 00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:27,550 I mean... 854 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,285 So proud. 855 00:36:29,285 --> 00:36:32,280 So proud, but you hadn't worked out they were drinking glasses. 856 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,430 What I thought they were were massive spectacles. 857 00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:39,510 Well, that makes sense that you might've been tricked that way. 858 00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:41,750 That good, because you just came across as someone 859 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,310 who's just floating through life. 860 00:36:43,310 --> 00:36:46,080 [sleepy voice] "Yeah, I s'pose this box will fit some glasses in..." 861 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,110 "Yeah, pop them in. Yeah..." 862 00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:50,600 So I'm glad that there was method to your madness. 863 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,500 Well, it's one of the first times that any of the tasks 864 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,700 had come across as easy to me, so that's... 865 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,060 - good, in a way. - That's good. 866 00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,565 With your big fun glasses. 867 00:36:58,565 --> 00:37:00,860 [laughter] 868 00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:02,940 Read out the task, for Rhod's benefit? 869 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:04,640 Well, the relevant bit is, 870 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,030 "You must select your box before leaving the caravan... 871 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,600 and may not then change your mind." 872 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,080 I didn't see him selecting the box 873 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,040 before running out of the caravan, 874 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,930 and looking at all the glasses, then running back, 875 00:37:15,930 --> 00:37:18,130 and then still picking a very small box. 876 00:37:18,130 --> 00:37:19,910 I thought I can go and have a look, then come back, 877 00:37:19,910 --> 00:37:21,200 then I've gotta choose the box. 878 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,540 I forgot... that in going to look, that was... 879 00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:24,715 leaving the caravan. 880 00:37:24,715 --> 00:37:26,330 [laughter] 881 00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:28,420 These things can happen to you under pressure. 882 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:30,150 Should've applied Jess's technique, just... 883 00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:32,210 - "Yeah... just get a box." - "Play it safe." 884 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,460 Yeah, but I think that was quite a large box, though. 885 00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:38,640 - Yes, it wasn't the smallest box. - [Jess] Unfortunately. 886 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,280 You both got them all in, but Phil's box was smaller. 887 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,480 No, it's not. 888 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,060 [laughter and applause] 889 00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:46,115 I dunno. 890 00:37:46,315 --> 00:37:47,370 Oh, man. 891 00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:48,930 Shall we work our way down from the top, then? 892 00:37:48,930 --> 00:37:49,910 Yes, of course. 893 00:37:49,910 --> 00:37:51,200 - So Phil gets five. - He does. 894 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,260 He completed the task. Jess also did, but not as well. 895 00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:54,330 - Four points. - Correct. 896 00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:56,310 - How many are you giving Kerry? - I'm gonna give her three. 897 00:37:56,310 --> 00:37:57,280 How many to James? 898 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,640 - I'm gonna give James two points. - [Alex] Mm-hm. 899 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,750 Because they both made some semblance of an attempt. 900 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,380 - What about Rhod Gilbert? - One! 901 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:05,950 Absolute zero. Nothing. 902 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,020 OK, well, Mr Phil Wang wins the task! 903 00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:11,000 - [cheer and applause] - Yes! Well done. 904 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,280 Very good. Let's check in on the scores before the final task. 905 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,530 Well, the good news is that anyone could win this episode. 906 00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:18,550 Phil and Rhod are tied in last place with 13. 907 00:38:18,550 --> 00:38:20,770 Kerry's out in front still with 17 points. 908 00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:24,140 [cheers and applause] 909 00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:27,600 Please stand up and head up with me 910 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,700 for the final task of the show! 911 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,930 [cheers and applause] 912 00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:38,620 Welcome to the stage, Greg. 913 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:41,050 I'm delighted to be here. Who's gonna read the task? 914 00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:42,930 - Philip Wang. - Lovely. 915 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:45,395 - Hello, everyone. - Hi, Phil. 916 00:38:45,395 --> 00:38:48,155 "Get your doughnut as high as possible." 917 00:38:48,155 --> 00:38:50,560 "You must be holding hands with the people 918 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,760 on either side of you at all times." 919 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,740 "Highest doughnut after 100 seconds wins." 920 00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:59,880 "If your doughnut is in the air after 100 seconds, 921 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,910 its height will be measured from where it lands." 922 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,930 So just to explain that final line, 923 00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:06,660 you can't just fling it up in the air at the end. 924 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:08,600 It will be measured from where it lands. 925 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,405 OK. 926 00:39:09,405 --> 00:39:11,350 [Alex] So everyone needs to hold hands now. 927 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,240 It's only the doughnut, the fifth one up. 928 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,440 Wait, wait, wait! 929 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,330 - [laughter] - [Alex] Are you ready? 930 00:39:16,330 --> 00:39:17,330 I'm ready, yeah. 931 00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:18,960 OK, James is gonna blow the whistle. 932 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,280 Here we go, guys. Best of luck to ya. 933 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,220 - [blows whistle] - OK, 100 seconds! 934 00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:26,380 [cheers and applause] 935 00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:30,430 Take it up there! Take it up there! 936 00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:32,220 Take it up there! 937 00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:33,795 Take it-- Pass it up there! 938 00:39:33,795 --> 00:39:35,360 Pass it up there! 939 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,355 No, pass it up, you fucking idiot! 940 00:39:38,355 --> 00:39:40,860 Pass it up, up, up! 941 00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:42,160 [Jess] Kerry, no! 942 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,750 - Throw it up! - [Jess screams] 943 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:46,130 Throw it up! What's wrong with you? 944 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:49,430 [Rhod] Yeeees! Yes, throw it up! 945 00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:58,450 [Alex] 50 seconds left! 946 00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:00,830 [Alex] Oh, watch out, watch out! 947 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,300 [laughter] 948 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:18,625 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six... 949 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:23,015 [audience] Five, four, three, two, one! 950 00:40:23,015 --> 00:40:24,495 [whistle blows] 951 00:40:24,495 --> 00:40:27,000 [Alex] Stop, stop, stop! 952 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,680 [Greg] Let's get back down to the stage 953 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,900 and add things up to the final scores! 954 00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:38,120 - Goodness me. - Hmm. 955 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,240 You got dragged around. 956 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,550 I did, which is incredible, 957 00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:43,950 considering I'm knocking on the door of 30 stone. 958 00:40:43,950 --> 00:40:45,550 [laughter] 959 00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:47,510 I can show you a freeze-frame of the exact moment 960 00:40:47,510 --> 00:40:49,280 - the 100 seconds was up. - Yes, please. 961 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,580 This was what was going on on stage. 962 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:52,070 Your facial expression's very good. 963 00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:54,275 [laughter] 964 00:40:54,275 --> 00:40:56,880 It looks like Greg's being stalked by himself. 965 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,150 [laughter] 966 00:40:59,150 --> 00:41:00,460 [Alex] So out of the ones we can see there, 967 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:03,040 Phil's is actually just higher than James's. 968 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,080 Then we've got Kerry's, but I think out of everyone, 969 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,020 Kerry was the only one who let go of other hands 970 00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:09,600 enough to then put it on her head. 971 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,640 Do you have anything to say about that? 972 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,695 - I do. - Sorry? 973 00:41:12,695 --> 00:41:15,175 Did you let go with both hands and...? 974 00:41:15,175 --> 00:41:16,240 I didn't let go. 975 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,985 I was thrown around and I took the opportunity to... 976 00:41:18,985 --> 00:41:20,665 - move things forward. - [Greg] Let go. 977 00:41:20,665 --> 00:41:23,170 You got free. You should've connected yourself back up. 978 00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:25,080 I did connect myself back up! 979 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,420 You did a sneaky drop and grab. You know what you did. 980 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:29,330 [laughter] 981 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:30,680 There are two doughnuts we can't see. 982 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,510 Jess's is just below the stage there, but it is still in existence. 983 00:41:34,510 --> 00:41:37,660 So Jess got the doughnut lower than it actually was at the beginning. 984 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:38,840 [Alex] But she didn't break any rules. 985 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,750 No, James got my doughnut lower than it was in the beginning. 986 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,530 - By kicking it off. - By cheating. 987 00:41:43,530 --> 00:41:45,440 Yeah, it's a shame. It wasn't cheating. 988 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,785 It was mean-spirited, but hey. 989 00:41:47,785 --> 00:41:50,080 It's a tough game... baby. 990 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,480 [laughter] 991 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,275 I don't like that new catchphrase. 992 00:41:54,275 --> 00:41:55,890 Rhod's doughnut ended up with 993 00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:57,400 that lovely lady at the back there. 994 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,400 And you can see her on the screen as well there. 995 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,080 So, we say that Kerry gets zero points 996 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,150 for releasing and grabbing. 997 00:42:03,150 --> 00:42:04,310 - [Greg] I'm afraid so. - Fair enough. 998 00:42:04,310 --> 00:42:06,280 So Jess is actually in fourth, gets two points. 999 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,730 James gets three, Phil gets four, 1000 00:42:07,730 --> 00:42:09,460 but the winner of that task is Mr Rhod Gilbert! 1001 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:13,310 [cheers and applause] 1002 00:42:13,310 --> 00:42:15,370 So, it's a very close episode. 1003 00:42:15,370 --> 00:42:17,130 In second place, it's Rhod Gilbert. 1004 00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:18,400 In joint third, it's Kerry and Phil, 1005 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,040 but the winner, with 19 points... 1006 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,240 It's James Acaster! 1007 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,920 - Alriiight! - [cheers and applause] 1008 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,930 James Acaster wins the sixth show and our 50th episode. 1009 00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:33,700 Please go and collect your brilliant keys! 1010 00:42:34,910 --> 00:42:36,280 So what have we learnt today? 1011 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,220 We've learnt that the key to good drama is in the writing, 1012 00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:42,370 like when Scarlett O'Hara turned tearfully to Rhett Butler 1013 00:42:42,370 --> 00:42:44,815 and pleaded, "Where shall I go?" 1014 00:42:44,815 --> 00:42:46,395 "What shall I do?" 1015 00:42:46,395 --> 00:42:49,440 To which Rhett replied, "Frankly, my dear... 1016 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,675 rub a dub dub." 1017 00:42:50,675 --> 00:42:52,150 [laughter] 1018 00:42:52,150 --> 00:42:54,550 We're also about to learn whether Alex Horne 1019 00:42:54,550 --> 00:42:57,870 can eat an entire family key lime pie. 1020 00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:01,840 But more importantly than anything else going on in the world right now, 1021 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,440 James Acaster is the winner of tonight's show. 1022 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,240 Thank you, loyal fans. Thank you and good night! 1023 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,340 [subtitles by tribbletown]