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Hello.
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Thank you, I am Greg Davies,
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and this, ladies and gentlemen,
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is the 50th ever episode of Taskmaster!
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- [fanfare plays]
- [cheers and applause]
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[laughter]
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It's gonna be one hell of a night.
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Or it might be like any other episode,
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but with a few more
references to the number 50.
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Let's meet the five trophy-hungry
contestants joining us
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to both compete in and celebrate
this auspicious occasion.
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They are... James Acaster!
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Jessica Knappett!
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Kerry Godliman!
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Phil Wang!
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And Rhod Gilbert!
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And next to me, for the 50th time,
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the 50th time...
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♪ He claims that he's six foot
but he's just below five ♪
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♪ Little Alex Hoooorne ♪
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- [applause]
- Six foot two.
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Well, I've just got stats.
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- Stats today.
- OK.
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Fifty episodes, 35 contestants, 263 tasks,
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45 disqualifications, 11 tie-breaks,
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220 egg breaks, two arm
breaks, one marriage,
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one Taskmaster baby and
one everlasting friendship.
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- [laughter]
- It's what... Yeah?
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[laughter]
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Are you-- Are you allowing that?
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You think we're friends, do you?
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For ever.
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I don't think you could tell me
one thing about my life.
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Outside of this show.
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[laughter]
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- What car have I got?
- A car... A Honda.
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No!
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So...
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- On with the 50th special one.
- [Alex] Right.
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Come on, then. Let's make
this a good one.
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I'll try, and the best possible way
to go about making that happen
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would have to be by
starting with the prize task.
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And it's a neat one this week.
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We've asked them to
bring in the best key.
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Kerry, what's the special
key you've brought in?
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Er, my special key is the
key to my camper van,
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which I'm very excited about.
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The key looks like this.
Ready for the camper van?
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[Greg] Yep. Oh, fucking hell.
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[laughter]
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What do you think a
camper van looks like?
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I love the key.
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What do you expect a
camper van to look like?
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You've put this in as a prize
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'cause you don't wanna pay
to have it towed away.
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[laughter]
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- My camper van is a thing of joy.
- [Greg] It is.
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It's got loads of cupboards
and drawers.
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It's like Sylvanians for grown-ups.
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OK, just for argument's sake,
Phil, you win this show.
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What are you gonna
do with that van?
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- Uh, strip it for parts.
- Thank you.
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[laughter and applause]
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- Move on? Move on.
- Right.
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Phil, obviously you've got your
eye on the stripped-down prize now,
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but what did you bring in?
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I brought the best key
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which is the G key from a piano.
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- [Alex] Here it is.
- [Jess] Nice.
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[Phil] There it is.
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It's G, which is the best key.
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It's the highest letter
in the alphabet,
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before they gave up
and went back to A,
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'cause G... You can't top a G.
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Um, it's... You know, I like it.
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Well, I say that. Kerry's is better.
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- Now...
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I've ripped this with my bare
hands out of a real piano.
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I put it to you that that is--
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Yes, and you're right
to do that face.
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Two can play that game, Phil.
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I put it to you...
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[laughter]
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That that is a stock
library picture of a--
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It is not a stock--
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No, it isn't. He did bring in
a key, but I don't know
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- where he got it from.
- Shot it nicely, didn't he?
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That's gonna come off your wage
for this show, young man.
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- [laughter]
- [Greg] Jess?
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I've thought outside the box.
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It's called a key...
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lime pie.
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[laughter]
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Brackets, homemade.
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- Did you really make it?
- Yes, I really made it.
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If it's a stock library picture,
I'm gonna attack Phil.
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- You will-- I--
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Here it is. Here's the pie.
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[laughter]
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"I The Heart Taskmaster"?
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Yes, OK, James! It says
"I The Heart Taskmaster"!
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But it should say
"I Heart The Taskmaster"
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which it does, if you read it
the right way round,
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which is the wrong way round.
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- Did you really make it?
- Yes, I really made it!
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Looks genuinely delicious.
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Well, it genuinely is.
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As a special 50th episode celebration,
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I'm gonna let Alex eat all of that
pie at the end of the show.
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And I mean all of it.
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And well he should.
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- It's delicious.
- After the show?
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No.
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When the winner goes up
to collect the prizes,
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you can eat that entire pie.
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OK.
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[Greg] OK, good. I look
forward to that.
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James Acaster?
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I brought in the key to my heart.
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He's brought in this.
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I love ice cream.
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[laughter]
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And I hope Alex likes ice cream
with his key lime pie.
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Yeah.
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You are going to be
a very full boy.
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I think what we'll have to do is
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we'll have to find out what
Rhod's brought in.
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Fingers crossed, it's better
than a bowl of ice cream,
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and then we'll come back.
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Of course it's gonna be better
than a bowl of ice cream!
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- I don't think it will be.
- Sorry to interrupt.
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It's definitely gonna come last.
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[laughter]
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Why?
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Gut instinct.
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Rhodri?
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I sort of went outside the box
as well, 'cause I thought...
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Can I make a prediction? This is
gonna be a picture of me looking fat.
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Here is Rhod's key.
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[laughter and applause]
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I just find the key helps you make
sense of things sometimes.
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It's a probably weird thing to say,
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but it sort of does it for me,
as a picture.
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So who's in last place?
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Oh, well, James is in last place,
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bringing a bowl of ice cream in.
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One point to James Acaster.
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Based on the fact that I still believe
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that's a library picture of a piano key,
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I'm giving Phil two points.
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- Which it's not, but fine. OK.
- Fine.
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- Second last.
- Unbelievable.
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If it's proved otherwise to me,
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if I see the physical proof of the key...
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- You will at the end of the show.
- during this show,
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I'll give him a bonus point.
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We all know that the prizes
come up at the end.
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- You're definitely gonna see it.
- It might be a picture of the key.
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I mean, you think that's gonna go
up and it's gonna be like Bullseye,
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and there's gonna be a fucking
camper van up there?
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- [laughter]
- [Greg] Stupid prick.
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That was a good point.
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[applause]
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- Two for Phil.
- Two points for Phil Wang.
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That's right. Third place,
with three points,
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just 'cause he's been so gobby
in the last two minutes,
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- Rhod Gilbert.
- [Alex] OK.
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- [Alex] He's standing up now.
- [audience gasps]
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"Ooooh!"
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Jess, I'm giving your four points,
'cause the pie looks nice
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and I can't wait to see
this prick eat it.
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I'll take it.
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Have we all been beaten
by the camper van?
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- Yeah, we fucking have.
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It would appear so! [she laughs]
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Five points to Kerry. There, done.
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[Alex] Kerry wins the task.
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[applause]
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We are shifting now, aren't we?
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What do you have ready and waiting
in the wings for us, Alex?
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I have something very apt
for episode 50. Ready?
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- Yep!
- Here we go.
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Hello, James.
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Ahh!
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"Put exactly 50 different
things in this bin."
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"Fastest wins."
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"Your time stops when you say,
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'I've put exactly 50 different
things in this bin.'"
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"Fit Alex in this bin."
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"Roll him down the hill."
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"Fastest wins."
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[laughter]
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That was a wind-up.
Get used to them.
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- What's the last bit say?
- [laughing] The last bit says...
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"Your time starts when Alex..."
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"touches you on the shoulder."
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Oh, God. Eurgh!
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- I thought you might run.
- Oh!
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[laughter]
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- Time starts now, James.
- Ugh!
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I can't go any longer!
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[Alex] I've started the clock.
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I've-- I've started the clock.
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- Your time's started, Rhod.
- Urgh.
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[panting] Right. Now it's thinking time.
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[Rhod panting]
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[cheers and applause]
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It's nice for us to fall into
the stereotypes there.
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"Oh, I can get extra time here!
I can get extra time!"
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And those two, it worked.
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But not for grandad, did it?
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Yeah, so this is actually
a two-part task.
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But we're gonna deal with
each part separately, Greg.
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First let's see how they
gathered their items. Ready?
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- Yes.
- Here we go.
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Right.
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- One at a time, is it?
- Well, for now.
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- One, two...
- One potato.
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Three, four, five, six.
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Seven.
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Oh, hold on. What am I doing?
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Eight, nine...
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Ten, 11, 12...
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13, 14, 15...
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16, 17, 18...
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19, 20, 21, 22...
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23, 24...
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25, 26...
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27, 28...
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29...
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30...
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31...
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32, 3, 4...
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35, 36...
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37, 38, 39...
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40!
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41, 42...
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43...
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45...
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Oh!
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44.
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[laughing] 45...
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46...
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47...
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48...
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49...
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50!
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I've put exactly 50 things
in this bin. Suck it!
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I've put exactly 50 different
things in this bin.
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I've put exactly 50 different
things in this bin.
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I've put 50 things in this bin.
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I've put exactly 50 different--
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Different things!
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[laughter and applause]
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I don't know whether we all
made the same mistake.
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Right, well, we need to nip a potential
argument in the bud here, I think,
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with the definition of
"different" things.
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Well, all of them put two
of the same things in,
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except for Phil. All 50 of
Phil's were different.
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But I suppose you could say that
the stones were all different,
261
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the oranges were different.
262
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They're different stones
from each other.
263
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But Phil was the only one
who made the effort
264
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to put 50 totally different items in.
265
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And that is reflected in the time.
266
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[laughter]
267
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Just while I'm thinking about this...
268
00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:03,230
Um, do you want to
explain "suck it"?
269
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[laughter]
270
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,930
Why I shouted "suck it" at the end?
271
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- [Greg] Yeah.
- I felt good.
272
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[laughter]
273
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Who was it directed at?
274
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Just everyone in general.
275
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"Suck it."
276
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Everyone. You two, and
Wolf from Gladiators...
277
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,750
[laughter]
278
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:20,205
The cat bin lady. Everyone.
279
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[laughter]
280
00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:22,900
Tell me some times.
281
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,460
Jess took two minutes 52,
282
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going back and forth to the
shed instead of bringing the bin...
283
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to the shed.
284
00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,950
Rhod was very tired,
of course. Two minutes 30.
285
00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:35,570
Kerry. Potato, then mainly fruit.
One minute 27.
286
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,170
James, 58 seconds.
287
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- Just the stones.
- Whoa!
288
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- [Jess] That's all stones?
- Stones and one ukulele.
289
00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,520
Phil, who's traditionally slow,
this time...
290
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really slow. Six minutes 57.
291
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,930
So, are we rewarding them for speed?
292
00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:51,680
- Or does Phil get any special treatment?
- I think it's all about speed.
293
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:54,110
If there's a piano key up there, I'm not
going to give him a bonus point.
294
00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:57,420
But I'm gonna secure him one now
for putting 50 different things in,
295
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'cause I think it needs rewarding.
296
00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:00,370
So Phil was the slowest,
so gets one point,
297
00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:01,570
but you're giving him
a bonus point.
298
00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,970
He gets two points. Correct.
299
00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:05,130
OK. Then Jess gets two points,
three points to Rhod,
300
00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:07,800
Kerry four, but James wins
the first part of the task
301
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,385
- and gets five points.
- [Greg] Incredibly.
302
00:12:09,385 --> 00:12:13,425
[cheers and applause]
303
00:12:13,425 --> 00:12:14,950
Right, that's it, my friends.
304
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It's the end of the first part.
305
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,440
of this special half-century episode.
306
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So, go do your business
and come back here.
307
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When you've cleaned up.
308
00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,485
Hello, everyone!
309
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It's part two of our
50th show together,
310
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and yet I still don't feel
like I know you.
311
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,340
Maybe you never will, Greg.
312
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,875
Maybe you never will.
313
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[laughter]
314
00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:48,730
So, can we now see the other
part of this task, please, Alex?
315
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,620
Yes, there was more to this
than just gathering 50 things.
316
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,610
Here's the next bit of the task.
317
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I recognise these guys.
318
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:04,930
[Alex] Coincidence?
319
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,710
I don't think so.
320
00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,560
These are the things
I put in the bin.
321
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,460
Right, I'm gonna open this,
322
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,910
and then I'm gonna
rest my head again.
323
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:14,860
"Using all the items on this mat..."
324
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,550
"make the best picture
of the Taskmaster."
325
00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:21,230
"You have ten minutes.
Your time starts... now."
326
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,860
You want me to do a picture
327
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:25,710
of the escaped Easter
Island monument
328
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:27,340
that you call the Taskmaster.
329
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,615
Oh, shit.
330
00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:33,370
I should've gone with something
more varied than this.
331
00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:34,920
"Your time starts...
332
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:36,975
now."
333
00:13:36,975 --> 00:13:39,525
Well, I've got lots of
red for the mouth.
334
00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:41,480
OK. These are gonna be eyebrows.
335
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,860
He's quite frowny, isn't he?
336
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,295
He's got one of those... Has he
got one of those bum chins?
337
00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:46,910
Can I break this?
338
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,430
[Alex] You can do
whatever you want.
339
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:54,505
[laughter]
340
00:13:54,505 --> 00:13:58,130
I've just noticed just quite how
much my bulge is pushing out.
341
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,585
- [Alex] Bulge?
- My bulge.
342
00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:01,570
His teeth are definitely
sort of green or brown,
343
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,220
but his eyes... could be blue.
344
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,220
Here's one of his little
pencil legs, down there.
345
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:05,910
[Alex] Mm-hm?
346
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:08,340
'Cause his legs are absurdly
out of proportion.
347
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:11,920
Oh, this is quite good.
It's quite Picasso-esque.
348
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,785
It's so Greg.
349
00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:15,620
Arms, I forgot.
350
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,770
Shit.
351
00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:17,980
[Alex] Does he have arms?
352
00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,420
Yeah, he does, but...
353
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:21,870
he doesn't use them.
354
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:23,960
[whistle blows]
355
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,260
Hmm. Thank you, Phil.
356
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,285
Thank you, Alex.
357
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,830
[Phil sighs]
358
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:33,940
[laughter and applause]
359
00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:38,910
Does anyone wanna talk through their
workings, or shall we just see...?
360
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:40,890
They all said you had angry
eyebrows, you're frowny,
361
00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:42,480
you're always frowning,
you're not very smiley.
362
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,750
And Phil said, "I wish I'd filled the
bin with pasty-coloured things."
363
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,675
[laughter]
364
00:14:48,675 --> 00:14:51,120
Don't, uh... Thanks for
that extra point, Greg.
365
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,610
Enjoy it. Really enjoy it.
Suck it, in fact.
366
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:58,220
Well, let's start. I'll show you
what Rhod and Kerry
367
00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,880
put in their bins and then
what they did with it.
368
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:00,850
Good.
369
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,480
[Alex] This is their raw ingredients,
Rhod and Kerry,
370
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,010
and this is what
they ended up with.
371
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:11,185
[laughter]
372
00:15:11,185 --> 00:15:12,105
It's flattering.
373
00:15:12,105 --> 00:15:14,510
Yeah, and I haven't got a problem,
weirdly, with having no arms,
374
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,950
even though you had plenty of
leaves to make arms with.
375
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,670
But you decided to focus on
them going on my stomach.
376
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:23,640
Well, if I'd given you arms, I would
have had to make you look thin.
377
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,170
And I think you'll agree,
378
00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:28,460
it's a better likeness with
you fat and no arms.
379
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,260
[laughter]
380
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,860
Well, there's some fascinating
decisions by you, Kerry,
381
00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:35,130
because, as the neck
demonstrates,
382
00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:36,770
there were enough oranges to give me
383
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,330
two legs that are same width.
384
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,080
[laughter]
385
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,910
But you went, "If I'm really gonna
make it look like him,
386
00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:47,200
I'm gonna have to get that withered
leg in place, early doors."
387
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,130
I dunno, I wasn't thinking like that.
388
00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:51,570
That wasn't a conscious decision.
389
00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:53,420
- What's the silver bowl?
- It's a little fascinator.
390
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,460
A little coquettish fascinator.
391
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:56,840
Yes, you're going to a wedding.
392
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,840
Oh! "Congratulations
on your wedding."
393
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,550
"Are you wearing a fascinator, Greg?"
394
00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,570
"Shh, shh. It's not about me,
it's not about me."
395
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,440
"Can you help me through
this door?" "Why?"
396
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,130
"Because one of my
legs is withered."
397
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,150
[laughter]
398
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,020
Who's next, please, Alex?
399
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,840
Now we get to see Jess and
Phil's masterpieces.
400
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,550
This is what they were
working with...
401
00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:16,160
and this is what they
mustered up. Here we go.
402
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:21,170
[laughter]
403
00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,220
That is really seriously good.
404
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,800
[Kerry] That is brilliant.
405
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,150
Sorry, did you mishear and think
it was a portrait of me
406
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:30,050
after I'd fallen out of a pine tree?
407
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,710
It's an Angry Bird pig.
408
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,600
[Greg] Oh, in that case, full marks!
409
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:38,640
'Cause that's the look I've been
trying to perfect for years!
410
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,075
[Greg] Jess?
411
00:16:40,075 --> 00:16:43,150
What's so worrying is
I was so proud of that.
412
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,600
When I made it, I honestly
thought it was really good.
413
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,920
What the hell's that
oblong on my face?
414
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,650
More to the point, there's... paint.
415
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:54,330
So I could've, like... used the paint.
416
00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:56,880
Oh, yeah. It's a good point.
417
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,600
[laughter]
418
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,280
[James] You're the only one
who put art materials in.
419
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,860
- And then...
- [Jess] Didn't use them.
420
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:05,070
just used them as
the top of my head.
421
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,400
[Alex] There's one more.
422
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,700
We've secured last place,
but let's have a look, yeah.
423
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,510
OK, finally, this is what James Acaster,
424
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,570
Portrait Artist of the Year,
was working with.
425
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:17,740
Well, he transformed that into these.
426
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:24,350
[laughter and applause]
427
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,560
Good.
428
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,870
I was really pleased with it.
429
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:30,080
I went into that room and
saw what I had to work with.
430
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,170
And I was really scared.
431
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,680
And then you smashed
up the ukulele.
432
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,620
I smashed it up and I was amazed,
433
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,770
with each smash,
434
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:39,340
it just came off like a
perfect part of your body.
435
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,615
And that is an incredible
piece of work.
436
00:17:43,615 --> 00:17:47,860
What I think is delightful
and incredible
437
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,010
is that you have managed to
show the fear in Alex's face.
438
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,020
Do you want to see all five together
and you can judge them?
439
00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:55,940
I do.
440
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,820
OK, so here's the five Greg faces.
441
00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,400
And I'm gonna judge this based on
442
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,040
which ones I think look most like me.
443
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,040
[Alex] OK.
444
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,820
- [Greg] I'm sorry, Phil.
- [Phil] What?!
445
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:07,470
- I'm sorry--
- This is just leaves!
446
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,710
That's a leafy duck! What is this?
447
00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:12,860
That's shit. That's really bad. Please.
448
00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,420
I've been very kind to you.
449
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,020
- I think I've been very generous.
- Charitable.
450
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,550
I gave you a bonus point.
451
00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:19,460
- I never give bonus points out.
- Never.
452
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:22,740
But I've got to look at that and
say that's deeply hurtful.
453
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:25,610
It's... it's a mental pig.
454
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,710
- And I'm giving you one point.
- One point to Phil.
455
00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:31,460
And purely-- Two points,
purely based on the fact
456
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,880
that I haven't got an oblong
on the side of my face,
457
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,800
- I'm giving two points to Jessica.
- [Alex] Two to Jess.
458
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,395
[Alex] Second last place.
Third place?
459
00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:41,280
[Greg] I've worked very hard
on my withered leg.
460
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,620
Very hard. I'm giving
you three points.
461
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,130
- [Alex] Three to Kerry.
- [Greg] To Kerry.
462
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:47,640
[Alex] So it's between
Rhod and James.
463
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,300
- [Greg] Yeah, well, I think--
- What? How?
464
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:53,350
[Greg] I think that, uh...
465
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:54,570
Sorry.
466
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:57,440
Rhod has captured the
essence of the anger I feel
467
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,270
when Rhod walks into a room.
A sort of dark contempt.
468
00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:01,840
I was doing you just after
I'd walked into a room.
469
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,280
There you go, I'm gonna
give you four points.
470
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,400
But Jesus Christ, if I could
give you ten, I would.
471
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,840
- Five points for James.
- OK. Five points to James Acaster.
472
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,030
[cheers and applause]
473
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,095
Scoreboard me up.
474
00:19:13,095 --> 00:19:15,480
OK. Do you want an update
on the series at this point?
475
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,950
- Yes, please.
- We're over halfway.
476
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:22,000
Two members of the contestant
team are in triple figures.
477
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,895
Phil's on 73.
478
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:26,180
- Oh, no.
- [Rhod snorts]
479
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:30,350
73. James, 93. Rhod, 95.
480
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:33,595
Jess, 101. Kerry's on 105,
in the lead at the moment.
481
00:19:33,595 --> 00:19:35,725
[everyone gasps]
482
00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:39,240
In this episode, Phil,
again, adrift on five.
483
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,530
At the other end, again,
Kerry's on 12, James is on 11.
484
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,480
That's where we are at
this moment in time.
485
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,910
[cheers and applause]
486
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:52,295
I would very much enjoy
seeing another task.
487
00:19:52,295 --> 00:19:53,400
Oh, I thought you would.
488
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,305
OK, we have one right here,
and this one is...
489
00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:59,500
[heartbeat echoes loudly]
490
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,370
- The next task.
- [laughter]
491
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,605
Watch your head, Kez.
492
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:16,760
- Ooh.
- Oh.
493
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,260
[Alex] Hello.
494
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,840
- Sunshine!
- Hello.
495
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,065
[Alex] Hello.
496
00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:23,720
- Oh, hi, Al.
- Alex.
497
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:25,815
Do it.
498
00:20:25,815 --> 00:20:27,130
It's on a hanger.
499
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:29,050
- It is on ribbons.
- Is it a clue?
500
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,455
Oh, God.
501
00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:34,530
Oh!
502
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:37,230
"Write and perform the
most suspenseful...
503
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:40,765
soap opera cliffhanger."
504
00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:44,230
"Your scene may last no more
than one minute."
505
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:46,120
"You have 30 minutes."
506
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,000
How many?
507
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,840
Thirty minutes to write
a one-minute scene.
508
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,460
"Your time starts now."
509
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,660
- Right.
- "Write and perform."
510
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:56,330
I've already written mine in
my head. Phil's pregnant.
511
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,330
- [James] Yeah.
- [Phil] OK.
512
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:58,560
Does he keep it?
513
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,095
One of us...
514
00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:03,480
has got the other one pregnant?
That doesn't work, does it?
515
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,330
I'd quite like to do a fight.
516
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,910
Yeah, we should definitely
have a catfight.
517
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:09,510
- So, one of us is pregnant...
- How are your, um...?
518
00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:10,800
- Stage fighting?
- [punch noise]
519
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,940
Oh, you went the wrong way.
520
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:14,080
[laughter and applause]
521
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,540
We were very happy.
522
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,950
I may have implied, from time
to time during this series,
523
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:23,820
that Kerry Godliman takes on
the persona of Phil Mitchell
524
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:26,000
in her approach to tasks,
which is sometimes...
525
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,600
"Right, I see what we're doin'.
Fuck, let's do it. Bosh!"
526
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,040
Be interesting to see which way
you go when offered a...
527
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,170
Ooh, the suspense!
528
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:34,870
[Greg] ...a soap opera.
529
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,170
Don't you dare turn
your back on me.
530
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,520
Don't you even think about it.
531
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,030
Oh, go on then. Go and see some
adverts. See you soon.
532
00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:53,640
It's part three. Welcome back.
533
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,585
Or more like party three.
534
00:21:55,585 --> 00:21:57,460
Because we're having a
whale of a time, aren't we,
535
00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:59,310
on our 50th episode
of Taskmaster?
536
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,585
Oh, man. There's a killer vibe
in our crib right now.
537
00:22:01,585 --> 00:22:03,370
[laughter]
538
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:05,020
Before the break, a team
task was taking place,
539
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,440
where they had to
write and perform
540
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,265
the most suspenseful
soap opera cliffhanger.
541
00:22:09,265 --> 00:22:11,510
[Greg] Right, bosh. Who
are we seeing first?
542
00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:14,195
OK, the first cliffhanger
we're gonna see is...
543
00:22:14,195 --> 00:22:17,620
[heartbeat echoes loudly]
544
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,750
The boys' attempt.
545
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,150
[he whistles]
546
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:22,020
- [violent knocking]
- [James] Philippa!
547
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,170
Open this door!
548
00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:26,840
- James.
- Open this... door!
549
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,740
What have you been
doing in here?
550
00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:31,060
What have I told you about
locking doors in this house?
551
00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:33,015
We don't have locked
doors in this house!
552
00:22:33,015 --> 00:22:35,880
I've been waiting downstairs
for you, nine months!
553
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,195
You've not been out this
bathroom in nine months!
554
00:22:38,195 --> 00:22:39,420
What are you playing at?!
555
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,660
I've been waiting for
my dinner. I'm starving!
556
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,370
Meanwhile, you're in here,
557
00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,130
and you're getting fatter,
if anything!
558
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,260
Are you eating all the food?
Is that what you've been doing?
559
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:49,820
Nine months in the bath,
eating all my dinner?
560
00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:51,460
What have you got to
say for yourself?!
561
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,950
[he sobs] James, no!
562
00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:55,175
James, I'm not fat.
563
00:22:55,175 --> 00:22:56,900
I'm pregnant!
564
00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,630
Really? I'm gonna be a dad?
565
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,600
Well, if you're gonna bring our
little babba into the world,
566
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,105
then I'm gonna make an
honest woman of you.
567
00:23:07,105 --> 00:23:08,515
Philippa...
568
00:23:08,515 --> 00:23:10,550
Will you marry me?
569
00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:13,370
If I'm gonna be an honest
woman, James, then...
570
00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:15,470
I'd better start telling the truth.
571
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,430
There's someone else.
572
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,440
Who?
573
00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:23,560
[he gasps] Rub a dub dub!
574
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,205
Oh, you little--!
575
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,820
My water's broken!
576
00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:31,055
My heart is broken.
577
00:23:31,055 --> 00:23:32,630
Rub a dub dub!
578
00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:38,330
[cheers and applause]
579
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,025
Rub a dub dub!
580
00:23:40,025 --> 00:23:43,215
Am I right in thinking that the
premise of your soap opera...
581
00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:47,730
is that a woman has been sitting
in the bath for nine months?
582
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,460
[laughter]
583
00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:52,150
- Gestating a baby?
- That's right, yes.
584
00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:53,480
- Yes.
- OK.
585
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,550
Um, and having an affair
at the same time.
586
00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:57,175
No, no, wait.
587
00:23:57,175 --> 00:23:59,280
The husband's clearly agitated.
588
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,460
I was very wound up.
589
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:01,950
What's he been doing
for nine months?
590
00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:03,860
He's been downstairs,
waiting for his dinner.
591
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:06,080
[laughter]
592
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,100
Did you give your nasty
misogynist character a name?
593
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,105
- Ah, Gus.
- [Greg] Gus.
594
00:24:12,105 --> 00:24:15,130
[laughter]
595
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:16,440
- Gus?
- Yeah.
596
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,260
He's come in. He's furious.
597
00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:19,170
Argh, yeah.
598
00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:21,640
Because she's a woman, she
should have provided the food.
599
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,220
You've been waiting for nine
months. You're nearly dead.
600
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:23,970
Yes.
601
00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:25,600
She then tells the truth,
"I'm pregnant."
602
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,510
Yes. Philippa.
603
00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:28,400
- Philippa. Sorry.
- That's OK.
604
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,240
And then there's a touching moment
between Philippa and Gus.
605
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,640
Yeah, we finally break through.
606
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,650
I thought that bit of acting was...
607
00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:39,250
OK.
608
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:41,570
Now this is where the
real twist comes.
609
00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:43,130
The lover is revealed.
610
00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:45,105
- Lovely cliffhanger.
- Yes.
611
00:24:45,105 --> 00:24:47,070
But I am confused.
612
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:50,510
Rhod's character's only
vocabulary in the whole scene
613
00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:52,800
is the phrase, "Rub a dub dub."
614
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,220
[laughter]
615
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:59,000
Would it help if I told you that
their soap is called Feelings,
616
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,770
and there is a theme tune to it?
617
00:25:00,770 --> 00:25:01,570
Can we see it?
618
00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:03,040
Yeah, this is the theme
tune to Feelings.
619
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,030
OK.
620
00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,830
♪ Everybody's got feelings ♪
621
00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:09,515
♪ Feelings hurt and feel good ♪
622
00:25:09,515 --> 00:25:12,340
♪ Everybody's got feelings ♪
623
00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:15,550
♪ Feelings hurt and feel gooo... ♪
624
00:25:15,550 --> 00:25:18,910
♪ ...oooooooood ♪
625
00:25:18,910 --> 00:25:22,460
[laughter and applause]
626
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,285
Rub a dub dub.
627
00:25:24,485 --> 00:25:26,660
- Who's next, please, Alex?
- Next up are the ladies,
628
00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:28,770
with an excerpt from
their gritty soap opera,
629
00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:31,050
called Cul de Sac.
630
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:43,520
I know he's in there, Donna!
631
00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:46,650
How'd you find me?
632
00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:48,270
Google Maps.
633
00:25:50,970 --> 00:25:52,185
What d'you want?
634
00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:53,780
You ever heard of manners?
635
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,385
You ever heard of oral hygeine?
636
00:25:58,385 --> 00:25:59,655
Ugh!
637
00:25:59,655 --> 00:26:01,175
[Kerry screams]
638
00:26:01,175 --> 00:26:02,780
[they grunt]
639
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:10,805
[Kerry screams]
640
00:26:10,805 --> 00:26:14,180
He's the best I ever had, Donna!
641
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:20,220
You can't be with him, Donna.
642
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:21,610
Why?!
643
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,505
'Cause you're his mum!
644
00:26:24,505 --> 00:26:28,010
[laughter]
645
00:26:30,570 --> 00:26:33,705
[laughter]
646
00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:41,250
[applause]
647
00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:46,495
[she retches]
648
00:26:46,495 --> 00:26:49,630
[audience gasps]
649
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,650
[cheers and applause]
650
00:26:54,650 --> 00:26:56,380
Yeah!
651
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:58,530
So, I don't want to state the obvious,
652
00:26:58,530 --> 00:27:01,685
but your character's been
having sex with her own son.
653
00:27:01,685 --> 00:27:04,260
Yeah, that's why she threw up!
654
00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:07,170
Oh, you puked 'cause you'd
had sex with your own son?
655
00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:09,975
Yeah, 'cause it's quite
unsettling, isn't it?
656
00:27:09,975 --> 00:27:12,185
I thought it was 'cause it was Alex.
657
00:27:12,185 --> 00:27:14,885
Why would he say that?
Why would he say that?
658
00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:17,340
That's mean, isn't it?
Is he being mean?
659
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,175
That is mean.
660
00:27:19,175 --> 00:27:20,930
I'd say, for a soap opera,
661
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,220
not very much soap.
662
00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,915
However, in ours...
663
00:27:23,915 --> 00:27:26,360
[laughter]
664
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,740
The definition of a cliffhanger is
"a dramatic and exciting
665
00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:30,920
ending to an episode, leaving
the audience in suspense
666
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,695
and anxious not to miss
the next episode."
667
00:27:32,695 --> 00:27:33,640
We did that.
668
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,110
OK, it's as simple as this.
669
00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:37,495
Cul de Sac had some
powerful acting in it.
670
00:27:37,495 --> 00:27:38,440
Thank you.
671
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,185
But the main reason I'm gonna
give the boys one more point
672
00:27:41,185 --> 00:27:43,060
- is because...
- Unbelievable.
673
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,510
I'm agog.
674
00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:45,640
Is because...
675
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,240
- everybody has feelings.
- Everybody's got feelings.
676
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,130
The boys get three points.
There we go.
677
00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:52,720
- [applause]
- [Kerry] Well done.
678
00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:55,795
Good. Let's have another task.
679
00:27:55,795 --> 00:27:58,840
OK, and it's been noted
that this series and last,
680
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,620
you've started to wear glasses,
and I think they look fine.
681
00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,500
- So here's the next task.
- [laughter]
682
00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:23,260
[Alex] Hiya.
683
00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:26,010
[laughter]
684
00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:29,060
- Hi, Alex.
- Hello, Jess.
685
00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:32,995
Ooh, I love boxes inside boxes!
686
00:28:32,995 --> 00:28:34,550
What's that say there?
687
00:28:34,550 --> 00:28:37,960
C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K...
688
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:40,325
Random.
689
00:28:40,325 --> 00:28:42,200
[Alex] Not random.
They're in order.
690
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,200
Yep.
691
00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:47,425
"In the lab, there are ten
pairs of glasses."
692
00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,780
"The pairs of glasses may
not leave the lab."
693
00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:52,430
"Without breaking any of
the pairs of glasses,
694
00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:56,880
put all the pairs of glasses
into the smallest of these boxes."
695
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,185
"You must select your box before
leaving the caravan...
696
00:29:00,185 --> 00:29:03,395
and may not then
change your mind."
697
00:29:03,395 --> 00:29:07,275
"Smallest box containing
all the pairs of glasses,
698
00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:10,305
with the lid shut properly, wins."
699
00:29:10,305 --> 00:29:11,950
That's nuts.
700
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:14,875
"You have a maximum total
time of five minutes."
701
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:17,580
"Your time starts... now."
702
00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:20,605
What?
703
00:29:20,705 --> 00:29:25,210
[laughter and applause]
704
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,355
Befuddled old man.
705
00:29:28,355 --> 00:29:29,630
Yeah.
706
00:29:29,630 --> 00:29:31,040
So it's pretty straightforward, right?
707
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,020
Yeah, they had to choose which box
708
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:34,150
they thought they could fit
709
00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:35,460
- ten pairs of glasses in.
- Yeah.
710
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:37,640
The smallest box that
successfully was
711
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,550
packaged with those
glasses wins.
712
00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:40,620
- That make sense?
- Yep.
713
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:42,240
OK, we're gonna start with
James and Kerry.
714
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,340
Ten pairs of glasses.
715
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,850
I reckon they'll go in there.
716
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,120
- Go?
- Yes, please.
717
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,075
Yep. Yeah, course it is.
718
00:30:04,075 --> 00:30:06,195
Pairs of glasses.
719
00:30:06,195 --> 00:30:07,920
Didn't see this coming.
720
00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:11,240
Oooh!
721
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,030
Do you know what I
had in my head?
722
00:30:13,030 --> 00:30:14,810
Pairs of glasses!
723
00:30:15,930 --> 00:30:18,450
Ooh, I don't know why
I had that in my head.
724
00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:24,060
That's more pairs than
I thought I'd get.
725
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:26,975
I'm now doing a thing...
726
00:30:26,975 --> 00:30:29,670
knowing that it's not
gonna work out.
727
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,930
[Alex] Trouble is, a couple of glasses
are bigger than the box.
728
00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:36,765
Yeah. Funnily enough, I'm not going
anywhere near those ones, Alex.
729
00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:38,540
I've written them off.
730
00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,230
Hmm.
731
00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:49,240
I feel tricked. [she growls]
732
00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:59,015
What do you mean by "shut"?
733
00:30:59,015 --> 00:31:00,220
That's shut.
734
00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,070
- [Alex] Is it?
- It's shut.
735
00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,630
[laughter]
736
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,260
That's shut.
737
00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:10,280
- [glass breaking]
- [laughter]
738
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,495
Crunched a bit there.
739
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:14,095
That is a goddamn
miracle that I did that.
740
00:31:14,095 --> 00:31:16,130
[Alex] You've got six pairs of
glasses in there, have you?
741
00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:17,295
Not bad.
742
00:31:17,295 --> 00:31:20,050
And how do you want the
Taskmaster to transport the rest?
743
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,260
If I was a removal man and
then he was there going,
744
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,810
"Well, how do you want me
to transport the rest?"
745
00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,440
I'd go, "Up your ass."
746
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,520
"Try not to break 'em.
Smallest arse wins."
747
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,530
[Alex] Thanks very much, James.
748
00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:39,170
[laughter and applause]
749
00:31:39,970 --> 00:31:42,400
You both thought these were
pairs of spectacles.
750
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,460
I think I made that clear.
751
00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:45,640
Oh, you spelt that out
good and proper.
752
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,150
"Oh... These are... Yeah."
753
00:31:48,150 --> 00:31:50,580
- "But I was expecting..."
- But I was acting a thick person.
754
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:53,680
Oh, it was an extension
of Cul de Sac.
755
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,020
Yeah, yeah, it was still
on Cul de Sac.
756
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:57,360
- I was still being Donna.
- Still in character. "Oh, blimey!"
757
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,010
Me, too. I was acting a
thick person too.
758
00:31:59,010 --> 00:32:01,330
Yeah. I enjoyed your
reaction immensely,
759
00:32:01,330 --> 00:32:03,940
'cause you went,
"Oh. Yeah. Oh, good!"
760
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,910
"Yeah, course it is. Yeah."
761
00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:08,200
"Yeah. Good. Can't be
straightforward, can it?"
762
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,440
"Yeah. Of course!"
763
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,660
- Who's next, please, Alex?
- OK, Phil has glasses,
764
00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:12,970
and as we've seen
throughout the series,
765
00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:15,570
he knows how to pack
things in tightly. Can--
766
00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:18,000
[laughter]
767
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,365
Can he combine those
skills? Let's see.
768
00:32:21,365 --> 00:32:24,060
Pairs of glasses.
That sounds like spectacles.
769
00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:26,680
But it's probably a
Taskmaster trick
770
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,330
and it's drinking
glasses or something.
771
00:32:28,330 --> 00:32:30,540
I have to put pairs of drinking
glasses in there.
772
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,900
[Alex] What are you doing, Phil?
773
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,400
How much-- Just trying to
estimate the volume
774
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,070
of ten pairs of glasses.
775
00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:49,700
I'm running out of time.
I'm going with F.
776
00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:53,270
[Alex] You've got two minutes 40.
777
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,630
- [glass cracks]
- [he gasps]
778
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,785
I think the rules said I wasn't
allowed to break any of the glasses.
779
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,266
[Alex] Have you broken
one of the glasses?
780
00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:06,525
I've broken one of the glasses.
781
00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:08,810
I was trying to be too
clever with the stacking.
782
00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:13,620
Aside from the single
broken glass,
783
00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:16,900
this is a textbook
bit of packing.
784
00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:25,070
Done.
785
00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:28,820
[cheers and applause]
786
00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:32,770
The only one so far that has
spotted the dastardly trick.
787
00:33:32,770 --> 00:33:33,930
Dirty horrible trick.
788
00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:35,280
He got exactly the
right-sized box.
789
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,330
He did, and I've got some
good news for you.
790
00:33:37,330 --> 00:33:39,000
I'm gonna nip this in the
bud straight away.
791
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,150
You did break one glass,
but the rule was,
792
00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:43,220
that you weren't allowed to
break a pair of glasses.
793
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:43,980
Oh!
794
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,860
So you only broke one glass,
so I'm fully allowing...
795
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:47,110
- Really?
- Everything. Yeah.
796
00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:47,750
OK.
797
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,400
That was very impressive,
Phil. Well done.
798
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,350
[cheers and applause]
799
00:33:53,350 --> 00:33:56,600
Can anyone beat Phil Wang at
the glass-packing task?
800
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,460
What will the studio task be?
801
00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:00,260
Who will win Kerry's camper van?
802
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:01,750
And aren't adverts annoying?
803
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:04,570
All these questions will be answered
within the next 15 minutes.
804
00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:05,570
Bye for now.
805
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:18,820
Hello! Welcome back to
Taskmaster, part four.
806
00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:20,680
Sure, it's the 50th ever episode,
807
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,400
but let's not forget it's also
episode six of series seven.
808
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,310
Yes, it's the big one,
and not only that,
809
00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:28,220
but before the break, there was
a glass-packing task going on.
810
00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:29,970
Phil has proved the
best packer so far.
811
00:34:29,970 --> 00:34:33,130
Last up are Rhod and Jess.
812
00:34:33,130 --> 00:34:35,080
Can I go to the lab first?
813
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,510
[Alex] All the information
is on the task.
814
00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:37,550
[she sighs]
815
00:34:37,550 --> 00:34:39,550
[Rhod] "You must select your box
before leaving the caravan
816
00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:41,250
and may not then
change your mind."
817
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,900
Why didn't I think of that earlier?
818
00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:52,615
Such a dick.
819
00:34:52,615 --> 00:34:55,270
Yes, I was thinking
of spectacles.
820
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,150
I think I might play it safe.
821
00:34:58,150 --> 00:34:59,340
[Alex] OK.
822
00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:03,340
I'm going with box E.
823
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,170
- Come on.
- [Alex] Coming.
824
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:07,580
Don't dawdle!
825
00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,855
F, could I get it in F?
826
00:35:10,855 --> 00:35:12,815
Or E?
827
00:35:12,815 --> 00:35:15,320
They might even go in G.
828
00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,610
Well, actually, I think
this could work.
829
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,160
Hmm, now what we've got
here is a packing job.
830
00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:30,280
Well, I'll tell you what's
immediately clear,
831
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,500
is I got the wrong box.
832
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,970
[Alex] And you did go and see
what size the glasses...
833
00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,360
Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
834
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,875
Total disaster.
835
00:35:37,075 --> 00:35:38,970
[Alex] Running out of time,
as well, Rhod.
836
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,165
Running out of time and
running out of box.
837
00:35:41,165 --> 00:35:43,410
The only thing I seem to
have plenty of is glasses.
838
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,640
Pop.
839
00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:47,420
Pop.
840
00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:50,950
I'm wising up to the Taskmaster.
841
00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:52,670
That's what's happening here.
842
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,300
- With the lid shut properly?
- [Alex] Please.
843
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,440
[whistle blows]
844
00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:04,440
That's one of the most
disappointing
845
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,320
five minutes of my life,
I would say.
846
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,665
[Alex] So far.
847
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,095
So far.
848
00:36:09,095 --> 00:36:11,500
Ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!
849
00:36:16,170 --> 00:36:17,200
[Alex] Thanks, Jess.
850
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,700
I'm really happy with that.
851
00:36:21,350 --> 00:36:22,585
JK out.
852
00:36:22,585 --> 00:36:26,130
[cheers and applause]
853
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:27,550
I mean...
854
00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,285
So proud.
855
00:36:29,285 --> 00:36:32,280
So proud, but you hadn't worked
out they were drinking glasses.
856
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,430
What I thought they were
were massive spectacles.
857
00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:39,510
Well, that makes sense that you
might've been tricked that way.
858
00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:41,750
That good, because you just
came across as someone
859
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,310
who's just floating through life.
860
00:36:43,310 --> 00:36:46,080
[sleepy voice] "Yeah, I s'pose this
box will fit some glasses in..."
861
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,110
"Yeah, pop them in. Yeah..."
862
00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:50,600
So I'm glad that there was
method to your madness.
863
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,500
Well, it's one of the first times
that any of the tasks
864
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,700
had come across as easy
to me, so that's...
865
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,060
- good, in a way.
- That's good.
866
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,565
With your big fun glasses.
867
00:36:58,565 --> 00:37:00,860
[laughter]
868
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:02,940
Read out the task,
for Rhod's benefit?
869
00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:04,640
Well, the relevant bit is,
870
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,030
"You must select your box before
leaving the caravan...
871
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,600
and may not then
change your mind."
872
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,080
I didn't see him selecting the box
873
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,040
before running out of the caravan,
874
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,930
and looking at all the glasses,
then running back,
875
00:37:15,930 --> 00:37:18,130
and then still picking
a very small box.
876
00:37:18,130 --> 00:37:19,910
I thought I can go and have
a look, then come back,
877
00:37:19,910 --> 00:37:21,200
then I've gotta choose the box.
878
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,540
I forgot... that in going
to look, that was...
879
00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:24,715
leaving the caravan.
880
00:37:24,715 --> 00:37:26,330
[laughter]
881
00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:28,420
These things can happen
to you under pressure.
882
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:30,150
Should've applied Jess's
technique, just...
883
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:32,210
- "Yeah... just get a box."
- "Play it safe."
884
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,460
Yeah, but I think that was
quite a large box, though.
885
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:38,640
- Yes, it wasn't the smallest box.
- [Jess] Unfortunately.
886
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,280
You both got them all in,
but Phil's box was smaller.
887
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,480
No, it's not.
888
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,060
[laughter and applause]
889
00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:46,115
I dunno.
890
00:37:46,315 --> 00:37:47,370
Oh, man.
891
00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:48,930
Shall we work our way down
from the top, then?
892
00:37:48,930 --> 00:37:49,910
Yes, of course.
893
00:37:49,910 --> 00:37:51,200
- So Phil gets five.
- He does.
894
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,260
He completed the task.
Jess also did, but not as well.
895
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:54,330
- Four points.
- Correct.
896
00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:56,310
- How many are you giving Kerry?
- I'm gonna give her three.
897
00:37:56,310 --> 00:37:57,280
How many to James?
898
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,640
- I'm gonna give James two points.
- [Alex] Mm-hm.
899
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,750
Because they both made some
semblance of an attempt.
900
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,380
- What about Rhod Gilbert?
- One!
901
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:05,950
Absolute zero. Nothing.
902
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,020
OK, well, Mr Phil Wang
wins the task!
903
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:11,000
- [cheer and applause]
- Yes! Well done.
904
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,280
Very good. Let's check in on the
scores before the final task.
905
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,530
Well, the good news is that anyone
could win this episode.
906
00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:18,550
Phil and Rhod are tied in
last place with 13.
907
00:38:18,550 --> 00:38:20,770
Kerry's out in front
still with 17 points.
908
00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:24,140
[cheers and applause]
909
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:27,600
Please stand up and
head up with me
910
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,700
for the final task of the show!
911
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,930
[cheers and applause]
912
00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:38,620
Welcome to the stage, Greg.
913
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:41,050
I'm delighted to be here.
Who's gonna read the task?
914
00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:42,930
- Philip Wang.
- Lovely.
915
00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:45,395
- Hello, everyone.
- Hi, Phil.
916
00:38:45,395 --> 00:38:48,155
"Get your doughnut as
high as possible."
917
00:38:48,155 --> 00:38:50,560
"You must be holding
hands with the people
918
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,760
on either side of
you at all times."
919
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,740
"Highest doughnut after
100 seconds wins."
920
00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:59,880
"If your doughnut is in the
air after 100 seconds,
921
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,910
its height will be measured
from where it lands."
922
00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,930
So just to explain that final line,
923
00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:06,660
you can't just fling it up
in the air at the end.
924
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:08,600
It will be measured from
where it lands.
925
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,405
OK.
926
00:39:09,405 --> 00:39:11,350
[Alex] So everyone needs
to hold hands now.
927
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,240
It's only the doughnut,
the fifth one up.
928
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,440
Wait, wait, wait!
929
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,330
- [laughter]
- [Alex] Are you ready?
930
00:39:16,330 --> 00:39:17,330
I'm ready, yeah.
931
00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:18,960
OK, James is gonna
blow the whistle.
932
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,280
Here we go, guys.
Best of luck to ya.
933
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,220
- [blows whistle]
- OK, 100 seconds!
934
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:26,380
[cheers and applause]
935
00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:30,430
Take it up there!
Take it up there!
936
00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:32,220
Take it up there!
937
00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:33,795
Take it-- Pass it up there!
938
00:39:33,795 --> 00:39:35,360
Pass it up there!
939
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,355
No, pass it up,
you fucking idiot!
940
00:39:38,355 --> 00:39:40,860
Pass it up, up, up!
941
00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:42,160
[Jess] Kerry, no!
942
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,750
- Throw it up!
- [Jess screams]
943
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:46,130
Throw it up! What's
wrong with you?
944
00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:49,430
[Rhod] Yeeees! Yes, throw it up!
945
00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:58,450
[Alex] 50 seconds left!
946
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:00,830
[Alex] Oh, watch out, watch out!
947
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,300
[laughter]
948
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:18,625
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
949
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:23,015
[audience] Five, four,
three, two, one!
950
00:40:23,015 --> 00:40:24,495
[whistle blows]
951
00:40:24,495 --> 00:40:27,000
[Alex] Stop, stop, stop!
952
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,680
[Greg] Let's get back
down to the stage
953
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,900
and add things up to
the final scores!
954
00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:38,120
- Goodness me.
- Hmm.
955
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,240
You got dragged around.
956
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,550
I did, which is incredible,
957
00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:43,950
considering I'm knocking
on the door of 30 stone.
958
00:40:43,950 --> 00:40:45,550
[laughter]
959
00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:47,510
I can show you a freeze-frame
of the exact moment
960
00:40:47,510 --> 00:40:49,280
- the 100 seconds was up.
- Yes, please.
961
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,580
This was what was
going on on stage.
962
00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:52,070
Your facial expression's
very good.
963
00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:54,275
[laughter]
964
00:40:54,275 --> 00:40:56,880
It looks like Greg's being
stalked by himself.
965
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,150
[laughter]
966
00:40:59,150 --> 00:41:00,460
[Alex] So out of the ones
we can see there,
967
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:03,040
Phil's is actually just
higher than James's.
968
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,080
Then we've got Kerry's,
but I think out of everyone,
969
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,020
Kerry was the only one
who let go of other hands
970
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:09,600
enough to then put
it on her head.
971
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,640
Do you have anything
to say about that?
972
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,695
- I do.
- Sorry?
973
00:41:12,695 --> 00:41:15,175
Did you let go with
both hands and...?
974
00:41:15,175 --> 00:41:16,240
I didn't let go.
975
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,985
I was thrown around and
I took the opportunity to...
976
00:41:18,985 --> 00:41:20,665
- move things forward.
- [Greg] Let go.
977
00:41:20,665 --> 00:41:23,170
You got free. You should've
connected yourself back up.
978
00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:25,080
I did connect myself back up!
979
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,420
You did a sneaky drop and grab.
You know what you did.
980
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:29,330
[laughter]
981
00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:30,680
There are two doughnuts
we can't see.
982
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,510
Jess's is just below the stage there,
but it is still in existence.
983
00:41:34,510 --> 00:41:37,660
So Jess got the doughnut lower
than it actually was at the beginning.
984
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:38,840
[Alex] But she didn't
break any rules.
985
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,750
No, James got my doughnut lower
than it was in the beginning.
986
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,530
- By kicking it off.
- By cheating.
987
00:41:43,530 --> 00:41:45,440
Yeah, it's a shame.
It wasn't cheating.
988
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,785
It was mean-spirited, but hey.
989
00:41:47,785 --> 00:41:50,080
It's a tough game... baby.
990
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,480
[laughter]
991
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,275
I don't like that new catchphrase.
992
00:41:54,275 --> 00:41:55,890
Rhod's doughnut ended up with
993
00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:57,400
that lovely lady at the back there.
994
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,400
And you can see her on the
screen as well there.
995
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,080
So, we say that Kerry
gets zero points
996
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,150
for releasing and grabbing.
997
00:42:03,150 --> 00:42:04,310
- [Greg] I'm afraid so.
- Fair enough.
998
00:42:04,310 --> 00:42:06,280
So Jess is actually in fourth,
gets two points.
999
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,730
James gets three,
Phil gets four,
1000
00:42:07,730 --> 00:42:09,460
but the winner of that
task is Mr Rhod Gilbert!
1001
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:13,310
[cheers and applause]
1002
00:42:13,310 --> 00:42:15,370
So, it's a very close episode.
1003
00:42:15,370 --> 00:42:17,130
In second place, it's Rhod Gilbert.
1004
00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:18,400
In joint third, it's Kerry and Phil,
1005
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,040
but the winner, with 19 points...
1006
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,240
It's James Acaster!
1007
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,920
- Alriiight!
- [cheers and applause]
1008
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,930
James Acaster wins the sixth
show and our 50th episode.
1009
00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:33,700
Please go and collect
your brilliant keys!
1010
00:42:34,910 --> 00:42:36,280
So what have we learnt today?
1011
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,220
We've learnt that the key to
good drama is in the writing,
1012
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:42,370
like when Scarlett O'Hara turned
tearfully to Rhett Butler
1013
00:42:42,370 --> 00:42:44,815
and pleaded, "Where shall I go?"
1014
00:42:44,815 --> 00:42:46,395
"What shall I do?"
1015
00:42:46,395 --> 00:42:49,440
To which Rhett replied,
"Frankly, my dear...
1016
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,675
rub a dub dub."
1017
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[laughter]
1018
00:42:52,150 --> 00:42:54,550
We're also about to learn
whether Alex Horne
1019
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can eat an entire
family key lime pie.
1020
00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:01,840
But more importantly than anything else
going on in the world right now,
1021
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,440
James Acaster is the winner
of tonight's show.
1022
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,240
Thank you, loyal fans.
Thank you and good night!
1023
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,340
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