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Boo.
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Yow. I just need to read that again.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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I'm Greg Davies,
welcome to Taskmaster.
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This is my kingdom and on the days
when I'm not thrashing my surf,
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I seek out other entertainment.
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From the many corners of the land,
I have gathered five jesters,
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and they have danced for me
over a period of weeks.
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Soon, it will be time to select
the finest of them all.
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He or she will be rewarded with
gold, while the others are fired
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against the castle walls
from a giant medieval trebuchet.
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I will then eat a load of pork
and look great on a big horse.
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That's what's at stake.
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Let's meet those that will jest.
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Welcome Charlotte Ritchie!
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Jamali Maddix!
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Lee Mack!
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Mike Wozniak!
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And Sarah Kendall!
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And next to me is a man who makes
me put the mean into demean.
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He's a hairy cylinder
of subservience
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who once wet himself on a train
when he was 30.
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It's little Alex Horne.
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Hi. Hi.
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I am an emotional wreck, Greg.
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Agreed. Shall we crack on?
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Prize task then. Yes, please, Gigi.
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And this week's category is
the best thing to hang on a wall
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that you wouldn't normally
hang on a wall.
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Ooh. OK, so if someone suggested
mirror, I'd say, "Come off it,
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"push off, mate, you haven't
been listening properly,
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"and I've had it up to here
with your nonsense", OK?
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So at the end of the episode,
the person with the most points
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will take home all five things
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and gain a very unusual
feature wall at home.
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Hello, Sarah. Hi, Greg.
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What thing have you brought in
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that you wouldn't normally
hang on a wall,
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but I'd be excited to see
hung on a wall?
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OK, well, I would not normally hang
a picture of myself on a wall.
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I think it's weird
for anyone to have, like,
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a portrait of themself
in their own home.
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You have seen that, right?
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Yeah, this is not his house.
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If I did have pictures of me in
my house, I should take them down?
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Portraits.
Big portraits of yourself.
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I should take them down. I'd take it
down. Can you make a note of that?
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Remove all of them? Yeah, remove
them all. There's a lot of them.
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So, I have a friend who started
drawing pictures of me,
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and I wouldn't normally hang
a picture of myself on a wall,
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but I would hang these on a wall.
Here we go.
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You can hang those on the wall
under your own system
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because they don't look like you.
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Do you know what? She's actually
written "All right, cobber."
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All right, cobber? On the left.
Yeah, yeah.
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To... just in case you weren't
sure, "Oh, who's that?"
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Ooh, it's Sarah. Uh...
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Cos if I'm describing who's on this
series of Taskmaster to anyone,
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I always say Sarah Kendall,
you know, "All right, cobber?"
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And they go, "Oh." Oh!
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Yeah.
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Charlotte. OK.
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Um, picture this,
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you're on the loo, Greg, and you're
thinking, "I want to read a book."
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I'm thinking put the book
on the wall opposite your toilet.
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Hang it and read it. OK.
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And be free.
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There you go. OK?
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So it hangs at the back, where you
can see the little ropes. Yeah.
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You've got some Sellotape there
to keep the book open. Clear.
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What if I want to read outside
of those two pages?
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Then what it comes with is
a length of bamboo. Uh-huh.
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A small piece of, um, Blu-Tack.
Right.
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Stick, thwack. What? Slot.
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And it's in.
So I can tap and thwack?
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You can tap and thwack and slot. OK.
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I toilet, I read, I tap and thwack.
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And then you're free. And then
I'm free. And then you're free.
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Lee, can you beat tap and thwack
while I'm pooing?
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One of the problems
with getting old
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is how you feel in the morning
when you wake up. Yes.
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And I've invented something that's
going to solve all this. Really?
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And it's called the wall bed.
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So, I've invented the wall bed,
which looks like a normal bed,
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but if you stand it upright
and then you strap yourself in...
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Lee, I don't want to be critical,
but is there not a chance
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that once I'm in my middle-aged
wall bed. Yeah.
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That when I fall asleep, my body
will slump over those waistbands.
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Yeah. And the blood
will be cut off from my waist, uh...
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No, because... ..and I won't
be able to breathe properly.
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What isn't showing in the picture
is the optional handcuffs.
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But they're going to be rubberised
so they're not too uncomfortable.
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So, you're in, you're up,
your waist has got you like that.
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The most that'll go forward
is your... is your head.
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There is an outside risk of
crucification. Crucification? Yeah.
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Crucification? Crucification.
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Uh, there is an outside risk
of crucification.
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That's in the small print.
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And I can enjoy a sort of
hostage fantasy, if I fancy one.
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Absolutely...
Absolutely, and if someone...
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If you have a one-night stand,
it will literally be that.
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I think this is a contender.
Congratulations. Oh, good.
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Good, I'm... It's a good invention,
that, isn't it? Mike.
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Hello. What are you going
to hang on your wall then?
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Uh, I have brought a welcome mat.
Oh, OK.
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Um, which I think is
sort of fundamentally flawed.
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Very much so.
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If your guests, they come in,
and they say,
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"Thank you very much
for your nice message of welcome,
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"please excuse me while I grind
fox faeces into this salutation."
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And for the host, it's, you know,
very much saying, you know,
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"Welcome but also,
please don't ruin my carpets,
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"you filthy turd trudger."
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Right. But what if they have got
fox faeces all over their feet?
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Then send them away.
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This feels rubbish to me.
Does it? Yeah. Yeah?
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Makes sense.
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Um, Jamali, can you beat that?
Yes, is the answer.
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Yeah, yeah, best till last.
All right, uh, do you like sitting?
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Um... I mean, do I?
Do you like snacks?
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He knows how to play the game.
You've, you've got eyes, Jamali.
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So, let's not waste time,
mini-fridge. There we go,
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it's a mini-fridge.
Oh. Mini-fridge, next to your sofa.
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You don't have to walk, mini-fridge.
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You... you... you just admitted you
like sitting and you like snacks.
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Five points, please.
I admitted it, yeah.
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My body betrays me anyway.
I love to sit.
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I love a snack. Yeah. But I don't...
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I don't think even I
need this ability.
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Wall-mounted fridges
are quite common
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cos they really open up
the living space in the kitchen.
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So it's not something
that's never hung.
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But it isn't usually hung.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Right. Who's got one point?
Wozniak. Mike Wozniak, one point.
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What is slightly better
than the welcome mat? Jamali. OK.
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Hello, Jamali. Two points to you.
I'll take that.
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I'm not going to have a third place.
The others made an effort.
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I'm going to give four points
to Sarah's bizarre pictures
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and to Charlotte's
tap and sweep automatic reader.
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And I'm going to give the
five points, because I like the idea
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of not feeling in pain
in the morning, to Lee Mack.
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Well done, Lee Mack
gets the full five points.
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OK!
Let's get going with a proper task.
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Absolutely, and it's time
for a spot of speed reading.
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Hiya. You mind standing on the other
side of that rope, please? OK.
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Hello, Alex. Oh, hello, Lee.
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Hello, Jamali. How you doing?
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Pretty good. Hi.
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How are you? I'm OK. Please
read the task out loud. Uh...
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OK, complete these tasks.
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Complete these tasks.
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Oh.
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Complete these tasks.
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Oh, sh... What?
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Oh, my god. Oh, no, OK.
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Complete these tasks.
The most tasks wins.
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Don't light that. I haven't read it.
Complete these tasks. Ah.
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Uh, you may not step
beyond this line.
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Which line? You had ten minutes
from when the fuse was lit.
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Attack The Biscuit.
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Chuck The Dog.
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Attack The Biscuit,
Chuck The Dog, Embrace The Fish.
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Chuck The Dog.
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Chuck... Attack The Biscuit,
Chuck The Dog, Embrace The Fish.
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Drop The Hat, Inspect The Jacket,
Kick The Lemon.
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Oh, stop it. Ahh!
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Right, OK.
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Oh, the... OK, well,
that didn't work! Two things.
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Oh, no. Chuck The Dog.
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Uh, mash the... Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Am I supposed to remember it?
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Mash The Nectarine, Open The Plum,
Quaff The Ribena,
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Sniff The Turnip, Undermine
The Vole, Whack The Xylophone,
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Yank The something or other.
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OK. Fine.
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Do you remember how long you've got?
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I don't remember what
time limit I've got, no.
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So all the information's
on the task. Right.
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It was quite a contrast between
Lee's reactions and Sarah's.
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They both became
very different characters.
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Lee became a member of the cast of
Last Of The Summer Wine...
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um, when he went, "Oh, stop it!"
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And Sarah became the most
Australian person on the earth,
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"Aw, for fuck's sake!"
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And we're going to begin by seeing
how Sarah got on all by herself.
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Aww. Here she is. I hate this.
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Aww.
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Mash The Biscuit.
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{\an5}I think I had to attack a dog.
Or lick a dog.
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{\an5}Or bath a dog.
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What are you going to do
to that dog?
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I suppose I'll lick it and bath it.
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I'm going to lick everything cos
I know I had to lick something.
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I'm going to bath the dog.
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{\an5}This thing.
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Maybe we can figure out
some sort of system.
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Like a, like a verb and a noun.
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Like, eat the lemon.
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Lick the badger.
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Play the xylophone.
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Well, my main question is,
are you sure that's a badger?
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Oh, it's...
I don't know what that is.
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Z, it's alphabetical.
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Bath The Dog, Fish, E, F, G, H.
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OK, so it's the alphabet.
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Is it... Oh! It's the verb and then
the noun is the next letter? OK.
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Eat The Fish.
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No. It's plastic.
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J, K, kick the lemon.
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O, P...
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Plum.
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O, nectarine.
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Bath Dog, B, D.
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Q, R, S, T, U, V, W...
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W. Wash The Xylophone.
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OK. W? OK.
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Aww, but I bathed the dog.
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Wash the xy... I don't know.
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X, Y, Z.
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What's a verb that starts
with Y? Yell at a zebra.
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{\an5}Ah, you fucking zebra!
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Thank you, Sarah. Aw, thanks, Alex.
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Bye, bye. Bye.
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Urgh.
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So, you worked out
there was a system there.
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Yeah, it took a while. Yeah.
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But do you see how it's like, uh,
I was like an enigma codebreaker.
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I think Alan Turing, when he was
first experimenting with enigma,
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did a lot of licking things, right?
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What was that?
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Um, you also made it into
the Taskmaster book of quotes
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with, "Ah, you fucking zebra."
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Mm.
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We've all thought it.
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It was Yank The Zebra in the end,
so you cracked the system.
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What is the system?
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The actual instructions,
just to remind everyone,
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was Attack The Biscuit, A, B,
then Chop The Dog,
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Embrace The Fish, Grab The Hat,
Inspect The Jacket,
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Kick The Lemon, you got that one,
Mash The Nectarine, Open The Plum,
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Quaff The Ribena, Sniff The Turnip,
Undermine The Vole,
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Whack - not wash - The Xylophone,
and Yank The Zebra.
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Right, we're off for a break.
So you should have one too.
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Go on. Get it.
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Hello, welcome back to
Taskmaster, part two.
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The sequel.
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Before the break, the task involved
following lots of instructions
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on a large piece of paper, but I set
fire to that large piece of paper,
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and the instructions disappeared.
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There was a quick and easy way
to work it out though.
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Verb then noun,
in alphabetical order.
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Attack The Biscuit, Chuck The Dog,
and so on.
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Next, we're going to see
young Charlotte Ritchie
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and even younger Jamali Maddix.
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Attack The Biscuit, Chuck The Dog.
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Right, OK.
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Oh, the... Oh, no!
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Chuck The Dog.
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Embrace The Fish.
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Ah, it's just you and me now.
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Why's the lemon in the Ribena?
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Yeah, it just was...
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I think it said it on there.
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It said
Plop The Lemon In The Ribena.
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Yank the tail, I'm guessing.
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Weirdly the biscuit
survived your attack.
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Yeah, in fact, it felt a bit
like the other way around, actually.
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Yeah, that's a... that's a... Yeah.
..whole biscuit still.
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It's pretty much all still there.
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Is this tap water? Yeah. OK.
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What size are you? Double XL.
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Do you think you've done them all?
I think I've done a lot of them.
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Do you remember
what you did to the vole?
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I yanked it.
What did you do to the dog?
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Chucked it. What did
you do to the biscuit? Oh.
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You've got to attack it.
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And the Ribena? Yeah. I left it.
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Because it had tap water in?
Cause it had tap water.
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What would you have done if it was
filtered water? I would've drank it.
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{\an5}OK. I'll factor that in.
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They put, like, chemicals
in the tap water. Who does?
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Government.
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What, Tony Blair? You've got it.
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Thank you, Charlotte.
Oh, what a humiliation.
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It strikes me, Charlotte,
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that you accidentally plopped
a lemon into some Ribena. Yeah.
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And then you didn't do
anything else. Yeah.
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That's what I feel like
I witnessed there.
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I don't know what happened.
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You should have a youthful memory
though, at your age.
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Yeah, but I get this thing
where, under pressure, I go blank.
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Really do. Brain just goes, bye.
Bye.
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Or something like that. Bye-bye.
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But what's bizarre
is that I obviously knew
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to attack the biscuit, and I just
had a long conversation with you
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about the biscuit
and didn't just do it.
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You did eventually attack the
biscuit after being attacked by it.
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{\an5}And she embraced the fish for quite
some time. She did three things in the end.
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Oh, all right.
Come on, that's all right.
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Much better than I thought.
Thank you.
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It seems to me that Jamali
did a lot better. Mm. Yes.
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But I want to drill down into your
dislike of tap water, first of all.
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Obviously. Don't drink it, man.
You don't really think
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that the government
are putting chemicals in it?
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They do put chemicals in it.
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It's not, it's not like a...
Chlorine, isn't it?
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Well, I'm not saying it's anything
to do with Illuminati, but...
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I don't, you know, I don't drink it.
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Are you going to give him
Quaff The Ribena?
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He would have
if it hadn't been tap water.
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Well, now that he's, uh, explained
to me how dangerous tap water is,
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yes, I am going to give him
the point. OK.
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So how many points has he got?
He got six...
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Whoa. ..of the 13. Very good.
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Did the last two work out the code?
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Here's Lee and Mike
to answer that question.
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I'm going to have to try
and improvise now.
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I remember there's a biscuit.
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Well, we can see the biscuit. Right.
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OK. Fine.
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Attack The Biscuit.
Attack The Biscuit.
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Attack the biscuit.
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I can definitely attack the biscuit.
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Ha!
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Right, that's easy, cos I imagine it
was you lighting a piece of paper.
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Quaff The Ribena.
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{\an5}Open The Plum.
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Hat.
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Could've been
Attack The Hat, actually.
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{\an5}I've attacked the hat.
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Um, lemon.
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{\an5}Kick? Not sure.
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All I can remember is attack,
so, uh, my theory is,
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{\an5}if I attack everything,
one of them is right.
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{\an5}Ooh.
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Undermine The Vole.
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{\an5}Um, you've got no chutzpah.
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Uh, your organisational skills
are lacklustre,
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your time-keeping is abysmal.
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{\an5}We'll attack that, we'll attack that
and we'll attack that.
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Bite the apple?
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No. It's a nectarine
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and it wasn't bite it.
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{\an5}This has got to be drink, hasn't it?
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Um, bowler hat.
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{\an5}Wear it? Kick it? BUZZER
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{\an5}Stamp on it? Put it on a zebra?
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Attack, hide.
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Are you trying to think
of another verb?
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I can think of the verbs. I mean...
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I'm thinking of
the logical verbs. OK.
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I'm out of thoughts.
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{\an5}Ride it.
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{\an5}Seems reasonable.
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It wasn't get in the bath, was it?
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Have you ever washed a dog before?
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I've never... No, I've never washed
a dog. Isn't this how you do it?
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The jacket, dead zebra.
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I did terrible, didn't I?
Thanks, Lee.
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Who tells you to
attack a fucking lemon?
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Turns out, nobody!
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Basically, Lee, what,
what your memory can now hold
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is the first thing that you see,
and the first word you hear.
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So, attack and biscuit, uh,
and the biscuits in front of you,
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that's all that went in. Yeah.
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The rest of that was just madness.
Uh, the only th...
368
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,456
I'm getting to the age now where,
when I saw the bath, I thought,
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"Perhaps I should go down a hill in
that like Last Of The Summer Wine."
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00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,840
But he did attack the biscuit
successfully, he quaffed the Ribena.
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He did. I mean, that was lucky.
Be honest.
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Accidentally whacked the xylophone
and yanked the zebra
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because he attacked them both.
Did I?
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00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,400
If you want to give him whack and
yank. Yeah. I didn't realise that.
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00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,520
Yeah, I'll give him whack
and yank, for God's sake.
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00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,840
Aww. Give the guy a break.
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00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,880
Thank you.
So, he got a total of four then.
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00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,400
I mean, it's amazing
he remembers to dress himself.
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00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,920
Um, Mike, you undermined the vole
and I actually, out loud,
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00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,720
whispered to myself,
"His poor children."
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00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,840
"You've got no chutzpah"?
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00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,120
That's your go-to
for undermining something?
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00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,880
Well, I'm...
You've got no chutzpah!
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00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,280
Uh, but, I mean, I was excited.
There was fire,
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00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,080
I'd been told to undermine a vole,
and I... I let him have it, you know?
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00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,360
How many did he get?
I would say seven.
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00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,896
He attacked the biscuit, he kicked
the lemon, he opened the plum,
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00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,096
he quaffed the Ribena,
of course he undermined the vole,
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he also whacked the xylophone and
he yanked the zebra off the wall.
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00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,440
So, we'll give him seven out of 13.
It was a valiant attempt.
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00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,296
D'you want me to give you
the points? I do. Let's go.
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00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,440
Sarah came last,
so she gets one point.
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00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,200
Next up is Charlotte, she gets two.
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00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,680
Lee gets three points, Jamali four,
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00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,696
but the winner of that task,
he got seven things right,
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so Mike Wozniak gets five points.
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00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,600
Hooray!
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00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,080
So let's have a scoreboard,
shall we? Yes.
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00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,240
We've got three people
in joint second on six points.
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00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,040
That's Charlotte, Jamali and Mike.
He's not won an episode yet,
401
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,360
but Lee Mack is in the lead
with eight points. Hooray!
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00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,160
What's next? It's dinner time.
403
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,640
Alex. Hello, Jamali.
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00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,520
How you doing?
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00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,760
I mean, is the task in the babushka?
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00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,680
Should I... May I?
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00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,840
Boing.
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00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,640
Hang on. Is there an envelope
that I should be looking at first?
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00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,400
Ooh. There's a little...
What's that? That can't be...
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00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,360
I mean, there wouldn't be anymore,
would there?
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00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,560
There's got... Hang on. Ooh. Oh.
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"Please look under the table."
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00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,960
Oh, nice.
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00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,360
That was fun, wasn't it? Yeah,
you know, it was... it was fun.
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00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,120
Was the task in the...? Are you...?
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00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,600
Haven't got a clue. OK.
417
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,880
Ooh.
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00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,200
"Make the best babushka meal."
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00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,400
Each course must be presented
inside the previous course.
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Best babushka meal wins.
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00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,320
You have five minutes
to order your ingredients
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00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,640
and 20 minutes to prepare
your babushka meal.
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00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,120
That's not much time, 20 minutes.
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00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,480
Take longer than that
to do Angel Delight.
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00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,200
Your time starts now.
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00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,440
Golly. OK.
427
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,400
Each course must be presented
inside the previous course.
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00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,240
All right. We're not baking, are we?
429
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,520
I mean, we can't do, like, a protein
animal stuffed inside an animal,
430
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,280
stuffed inside an animal,
431
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:41,160
otherwise you're going
to have to eat raw, layered animal.
432
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:45,480
The first item has to be
the biggest item I can think of
433
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,160
that is edible, but also hollow.
434
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,800
Greg available?
435
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,120
Hmm.
436
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,800
I've got nothing going on in there.
437
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,040
Nothing at all? Nothing.
438
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,360
Except for the fact that
I'm thinking that I'm thinking.
439
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,920
Uh, an avocado. A lime.
440
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,000
No. You're going to have to eat it.
441
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,520
Yes. A lime.
442
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,480
You've got to eat it, right? Yes.
Can I have a tin of soup, please?
443
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,440
Like, literally the cheapest,
non-brand soup you can get.
444
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,280
Ask them,
what do you have in the back?
445
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,560
I've got... the word eggs
has just come into my head.
446
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,920
I think I'm going to need eggs.
447
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,440
Hundreds and thousands.
448
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,000
I don't need that many, just one.
But I'll be honest with you,
449
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,376
I think you might have to buy them
in the hundreds and thousands.
450
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,680
WHISTLE BLOWS Thank you, Mike.
451
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,280
I'm going to go to the
hypermarket today. On the ferry?
452
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,400
Yes. And I'll just sit tight.
453
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,560
Right. Right.
454
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,200
So, it's a sort of twisted version
of a three bird roast
455
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,080
we're talking about. The turducken.
456
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,160
I want to keep, uh, track
of Charlotte's ongoing audition
457
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,920
to be a children's TV presenter.
458
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,416
Yes. It's going well, isn't it?
Um, do you remember what you said
459
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,400
when you took
the babushka's head off? Um...
460
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,576
I'll tell you if you like. I've
written it down. OK, what was it?
461
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,680
Boing. OK.
462
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,640
OK. It went ba-boing. Yeah.
463
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,160
Well, if I went boing... Boing.
464
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,480
You learn a lot about yourself.
465
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,920
Should we, uh... should
we see some stuff? Mm, OK,
466
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,760
we're going to start with two chefs
467
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,800
and a nice slice
of Kendall Mike Cake.
468
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,160
It's Mike and Sarah.
469
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,080
What is...?
470
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,160
OK.
471
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,360
Couscous.
472
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,920
Dinner is served.
473
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,920
That took you four minutes.
474
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,480
It's a simple dish.
475
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,760
Hey.
476
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,520
Oh. It looks quite nice.
477
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:45,600
So, you undo the bow to reveal
a simple but sophisticated starter
478
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,640
of, uh, bread and olives.
479
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,480
So, it's your bed of lettuce. Mm.
480
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:59,000
Inside the lettuce is your apple.
Inside that is your avocado.
481
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,800
{\an8}And... Oh, what's that? That's
your salmon and your couscous.
482
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,960
Well, that looks horrible.
483
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,080
So, you got your bread
and your olives there.
484
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,560
I'm not a big fan of olives.
Not a big fan of olives?
485
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,640
No. Even now? Oh, absolutely.
486
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,800
OK. They're quite, uh... bleurgh.
You know what I mean?
487
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,920
Inside is your orange. Your
orange peel. Your orange peel.
488
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,360
Not to be confused
with the good bit.
489
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,600
And now move onto the main course,
scotch.
490
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,720
Just scotch? Yeah.
491
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,880
Where's the egg? That's
been removed. It's just scotch.
492
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,840
That's your banana.
I recognise that.
493
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,960
Yeah, that's your banana
inside your orange,
494
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,760
and there's fusilli and chilli
and, uh... Fanta.
495
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,000
Where's the Fan...
Oh, that's the wet, is it?
496
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,520
OK, well, let's see if we can
get a bit of everything.
497
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,760
Oh, you really see it there,
don't you?
498
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,440
Look at that.
499
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:52,000
And now, for the final
baby babushka, is your pudding.
500
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,600
Oh, a little chocolate egg.
Little chocolate egg.
501
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,480
You could sell them.
Uh, well... yeah.
502
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,600
I've got other... other interests.
503
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,720
Bon appetit.
504
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,920
It's not that bad.
505
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,080
I'll just package up the, uh,
remaining halves.
506
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,920
It re-babushkas, as you can see.
507
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,120
If you haven't finished,
you just re-babushka'd it.
508
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,280
I re-babushka'd it. Yeah.
509
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,840
Excellent.
510
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:25,160
Sarah taking onboard high-end,
uh, maitre d' techniques there,
511
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,400
which is, as you're offering up
the meal,
512
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,680
to touch every element of it
with your finger.
513
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,280
Really kind of started
working it a little bit.
514
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,520
I have to take responses from you
really, cos you had to eat it.
515
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,480
Yes, it was drenched in Fanta.
516
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,880
That's worth noting.
So is the Fanta jus?
517
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,640
Mike's was more fully
enclosed, but also... Yeah.
518
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,520
..very basic.
519
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,680
I boo-booed with the olives.
I admit that.
520
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,800
I like the fact that you thought
he might enjoy olives
521
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,736
for the first time in his life
in context of your creation.
522
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,280
That was a nice touch.
Thought it was worth a pop.
523
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,800
I also think some credit
should be given
524
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,720
to making a meal that's,
uh, re-babushkable.
525
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,040
Exactly. For Cornish miners.
Oh, exactly.
526
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,096
If they don't want to take their
usual pasty, they can...
527
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,776
Just wrap up a...
Re-babushka a load of shit.
528
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:14,680
Right, well, if it isn't the old
end of part two. I bloody knew it.
529
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,840
Hello, hello,
welcome back to Taskmaster.
530
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,360
Before the break, there was some
sort of babushka banquet going on.
531
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,800
You're absolutely right.
532
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,680
The contestants had to make a meal
533
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,800
with each course
inside the previous course,
534
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,800
and so far all the meals
have been top-notch and delicious.
535
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,080
The next chefs up are
Lee and Jamali.
536
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,840
What flavour soup do you like?
We got non-descript or non-descript?
537
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,000
Oh, I love a bit of
non-descript soup. Non-descript.
538
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,760
Carefully slice, carefully slice.
Ooh, look at that!
539
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,000
Put that around there,
keep it all knotted together.
540
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,040
Oh, you...
541
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,560
How long's left, Alex? Five minutes.
I've got to remember the order now.
542
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,600
Here you go.
543
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,640
I call it the full day set-up.
544
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,000
Hello, sir.
545
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,560
Wow. Your dish.
546
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,880
Et voila.
547
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,240
And breakfast first, is it?
Yeah, breakfast first.
548
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,280
So, salmon and eggs.
549
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,960
Yeah, they're nice. Yeah.
How many eggs?
550
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,800
You've got about six eggs in there.
551
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,480
Lovely stuff.
552
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,960
Aww, yes.
553
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,840
How firmly is that held together?
Can I let go?
554
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,320
You can. It won't move anywhere.
Well, it'll move a bit.
555
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,360
And then inside,
you'll see the many layers.
556
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,840
It looks fabulous. Thank you.
557
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,360
And what do we have below?
558
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,240
Well, you've got soup. Ooh, yeah.
559
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,040
It's cold soup, too. Oh, thank you.
560
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,200
So it's, what's it called? What
do you call cold soup? Gazpacho.
561
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,480
Oh, it is cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm.
562
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,240
On the outside layer, would you
like to start with the watermelon?
563
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,720
Yes, please.
564
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,360
That's delicious.
It tastes so watermelon-y.
565
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,600
This is the main course.
566
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,080
That was breakfast, that was lunch,
it is chicken now. Right.
567
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,040
{\an5}Full roast chicken. Just straightforward
chicken? Full roast chicken.
568
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,816
{\an5}A little cantaloupe in the mouth. Get the jelly in
you, that's the next layer after the cantaloupe.
569
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,616
{\an5}Everything's alternated with jelly.
Cleanses the palette, doesn't it? Mm-hm.
570
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,200
What's after the cantaloupe?
I think it might be the...
571
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,016
Looks like there's a bit
of chocolate. ..Kinder Egg.
572
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,360
Nice surprise? Well, the surprise
is there's jelly and a pea.
573
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,920
Get the jelly. Cleanse the palette.
574
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,240
The chicken top comes off.
It should come off.
575
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,320
Just peel it back. Oh.
Yeah, there you go.
576
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,920
And then you've got
a Yorkshire pudding.
577
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,040
AUDIENCE GROAN There you go.
578
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,320
Ooh. That's disappointing, that bit.
579
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,400
Yeah, but that's the jus, isn't it?
Mm.
580
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,240
Oh, no. Is that a tic-tac? Mm-hm.
581
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,320
Go Smartie, go jelly,
cos each layer is...
582
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,520
Have I mentioned
about each layer being int...
583
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,240
You have. Cleanse the palette.
584
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,560
Get in there with the pea.
585
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,720
Oh, that's actually nicer
than a normal pea.
586
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,400
Inside the... Oh, yeah.
587
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,760
..is trifle.
588
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,496
Oh, that's lovely. Wrapped up in a
plastic bag. Presented very nicely.
589
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,056
You've only got one thing left.
You have a hundreds and thousand.
590
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,080
A hundreds and thousand.
How do you say this word?
591
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,040
There is one hundreds and thousand
in there. Yes.
592
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,160
Eat that.
593
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,560
That's disappointing. Mm.
594
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,200
To be fair, hundreds and thousand
aren't known for their taste,
595
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,840
it's more of a texture.
Thank you, Lee.
596
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,480
All right. Thank you.
I'm going to go back to breakfast.
597
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,920
OK, man. You enjoy it. Will do.
598
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,040
Wow.
599
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,680
I mean, you upped the ambition,
both of you. Yeah.
600
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,136
Do you know I trained to be a chef?
Did you?
601
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,336
You can't see that there, but...
602
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,280
Yeah, I can see why you're
a comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
603
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,440
Uh... Yeah.
604
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,576
Jamali did the proper cooking
amongst the five of them.
605
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,280
I really like the logic of
a whole day of eating as well. Yeah.
606
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,760
Um, I just don't know
where the concept of, uh,
607
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,160
smothering everything in soup
comes from.
608
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,640
That was one of the layers, isn't
it? So, it's the bread and soup.
609
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,880
One of the most appetising moments
for me
610
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,520
is when the chicken was lifted...
611
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,000
Yeah. ..and the cold soup
came in like a...
612
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,640
That's the point. It was
like a river. ..a river of misery.
613
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,040
Yeah. His meal did feed
the crew for the whole day.
614
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,296
We had all... Cos the salmon
and the eggs were delicious,
615
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,480
the chicken, once you'd
rinsed off the soup, was fine.
616
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,376
We didn't waste any of that.
It was a lovely meal.
617
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,800
It really, genuinely all got eaten?
618
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,096
There was a tiger loaf.
It was a lovely dish, so thank you.
619
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,120
It was impressive. What about Lee's?
620
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,400
Now, I think what you did
was intersperse every course
621
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,440
with jelly to cleanse the palette.
622
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,176
Admittedly, I probably should've
gone with a mint or a lemon flavour,
623
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,480
not strawberry. It's not known
for cleansing the palette.
624
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,680
Well, you came good
with the mint in the end
625
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,080
and, of course,
that classic pea into mint...
626
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,920
Pea, mint, hundreds and thousand.
627
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,800
The pea was the most spectacular
solitary pea I've ever eaten.
628
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,320
They were both very impressive,
very ambitious meals.
629
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,880
Scrum. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
630
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,616
I don't know whether
Charlotte can beat this.
631
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,200
Do you want to see? Yes.
632
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,800
OK. It's the last supper now,
made by Charlotte Ritchie.
633
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,640
Right.
634
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,480
I mean, there's nothing
going on there.
635
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,040
I did forget to put the heat on.
636
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,040
On that goes.
637
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,200
Thank you.
638
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,600
Hello. Hello.
639
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,600
That's for you to wash it down with.
Right.
640
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,320
Is it on a plate? No.
641
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,120
Don't need it. No? I've...
642
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,560
I've got a knife and fork.
Do I need these? Um...
643
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,120
I don't think so. No.
644
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,360
Right then.
645
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,840
Oh.
646
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,280
That's it, straight in.
647
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,640
I can't take credit for that.
648
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,760
So, it's bread
and just seasoned with...?
649
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,080
Doesn't need it? No.
650
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,240
OK, well, that was nice. Yeah.
651
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,640
Onto the second course.
What's the black bit?
652
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,120
That's, um... crisping.
653
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,520
And this is the egg with...? Egg.
654
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,000
Yeah.
655
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,256
What I think you've done... Yeah.
656
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,816
..is that you ordered
some ingredients...
657
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,720
Yeah. ..and now I'm eating
the ingredients...
658
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,576
Yeah, I can see why that
might feel... ..one by one.
659
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,120
..the basic approach.
660
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,200
What's nice as well
is that that egg's left
661
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,320
a lovely sort of sheen of moisture
over the... Yeah.
662
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,440
..raw pepper.
663
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,840
And how have you done the pepper?
Just done it.
664
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,400
Cut it in half? Yeah.
665
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,000
Course number four. Yeah.
Onion. Oh, boy.
666
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,480
It's not cooked. Mm.
667
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,240
Sorry.
668
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,560
Oh, dear.
And lemonade's not going to...
669
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,880
Oh. It's hard work.
670
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,080
OK, so I can see
what's happening now. Yeah.
671
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,320
You've got pudding.
672
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,080
Get the mushroom off the pudding.
673
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,280
It's like the inside of an animal.
674
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,760
What does it...? No.
675
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,440
That's the anus and that's the...
Urgh.
676
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,760
That is disgusting.
677
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,216
And you're going to eat that, yeah?
I'm going to suck it out, I think.
678
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,240
Oh, no!
679
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,520
Oh, did you get the... You sucked
the innards out of the chocolate.
680
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,320
Is it pop your finger in and...?
681
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,920
Well, it looks like it.
682
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,560
Oh. Have you done it yet?
683
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,040
Yup. I heard it.
684
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,880
You can keep it
as a sort of snack box.
685
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,360
Yeah, that's going to last me
a week or two, I think. Yeah.
686
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,720
Thank you. Thank you.
687
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,280
Enjoy.
688
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,120
Anus chocolate block.
689
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,480
As a general rule, I don't know
whether the chef should be
690
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,840
quite so visibly disgusted
by their own meal.
691
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,360
Their own dish, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
692
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,760
And what cooking actually
went on? You cooked the eggs.
693
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,720
So, the cooking process... OK.
694
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,376
..takes the minerals out of food,
right? Yeah, you made an omelette,
695
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,976
that was the cooking process...
Yeah, but you've got to with an egg.
696
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,560
..which put a slimy sheen
over a pepper.
697
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,760
Stunning. Right. Stunning. Yeah.
698
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,400
Also, I want to say,
I did use the bread after.
699
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,816
I actually made something delicious
with it when I took it home.
700
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,840
It's worth us saying
701
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,320
that none of the food
during this task got wasted.
702
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,840
No, it was all reused.
It was reused.
703
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,880
You ready? I'm ready.
704
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,080
Um, two points each... Ooh.
705
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,640
..for Mike and Charlotte.
706
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,440
The basic boys.
Two points is more than generous.
707
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,600
Oh, should I give them one?
708
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,896
If I look at them now, I feel
like taking a point off them.
709
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,840
Please don't. Because I've
seen their faces. But don't.
710
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,640
I think I've got to teach Mike
a lesson here for his smug face.
711
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,016
Ah. I'm going to give him one point
and I'm going to give Charlotte two.
712
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,160
I think he's got to learn
something from this.
713
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,680
OK, so smug-faced Mike has one.
So, I haven't got away with it
714
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,520
is what you're saying?
No, you haven't. No.
715
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,120
One point to Mike. OK, good.
Two points to Charlotte. Yeah. Good.
716
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,960
And by far the best, uh, was Jamali,
so I'm... You're going...?
717
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,400
..going to jump to the top now.
718
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,640
Jamali gets five points.
719
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,440
Then, it's the incredible flavours
of Lee's super pea.
720
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,920
Oh, the pea.
721
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,160
Because the jus affected me
emotionally so much... Thank you.
722
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,440
..it'd be wrong to mark Sarah down.
723
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,680
I'm going to give her four points
too. So it goes one to Mike,
724
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,160
two to Charlotte, four to Lee,
four to Sarah,
725
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,520
five points to Jamali Maddix.
There it is.
726
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,920
Happy with that.
727
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,160
Woo!
728
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,120
OK, what have we got now?
729
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,120
We've got a team task
and one I think they'll all agree
730
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,840
they found intensely infuriating.
Oh, my God.
731
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,160
Hello.
732
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,240
This looks interesting.
733
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,120
Whoa. Oh, it's drizzle.
734
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,000
Please be careful.
735
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,960
Lovely.
736
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,480
On your marks, get set, go.
737
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,440
"Get out of the front gate setting
off the alarm the fewest times."
738
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,320
"Every time the alarm goes off,
you must start again."
739
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,080
"You must only step on
your stepping stones."
740
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:38,360
OK. All right.
Your time starts... now.
741
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,360
I bet the red one goes... Yeah.
742
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,120
{\an1}ALARM BLARES Oh, no.
743
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,600
Baffling.
744
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,400
I have to say, of all the things
we did on those things,
745
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,240
this is the one that's been playing
on my, uh, mind.
746
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,200
I am dying to know what
the hell was going on here.
747
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,920
Well, die no longer.
You're about to find out.
748
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,840
We are. We're going to see you
and Mike attempt it first of all.
749
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,000
Can they crack the code?
750
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,760
ALARM BLARES Oh, no.
751
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,160
It's not the red
that started it off.
752
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,640
Maybe we're supposed to be stepping
at the same time? Let's try that.
753
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,200
Doing it together doesn't seem...
754
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,000
Ah. Is that cos
we've got two on one?
755
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,720
What if you can't talk,
but when you get to the green
756
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,600
you've got to start talking? OK.
757
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,296
{\an5}Did you have a nice breakfast?
Hello, I'm not talking, are you talking?
758
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,840
ALARM BLARES Oh.
759
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,360
Every time you pass green,
YOU'VE got to stop talking.
760
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,136
Yeah. Well, I must say,
it's a bit of a swel...
761
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,960
Try the opposite way.
762
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,680
Hello, I'm now talking
and you're not ta...
763
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,776
Every time you're on the
green thing you make a noise.
764
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,080
Yeah. Noise time.
765
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,040
ALARM BLARES That's not it.
766
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,160
Are you guys enjoying the task?
767
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,880
Really not enjoying it, genuinely.
768
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,560
Cos I don't like
trying to solve something
769
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,736
when I don't know what it is
I'm supposed to be solving.
770
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,680
Can I suggest something?
Lighting up? No!
771
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,376
Have we tried it where,
when I'm on the green,
772
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,680
you talk and I don't talk?
773
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,880
Yeah, we did that. That didn't work.
No.
774
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,080
What was that about?
Cos that was the white.
775
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,160
It is consistent.
776
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,440
Consistently annoying.
777
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,200
Right, look, I'm going
to try something.
778
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,880
We're here now,
we've got nothing to lose.
779
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,176
Yeah. I'm talking now, I'm tal...
780
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,680
ALARM BLARES Right. Yeah.
781
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,680
So that sets it off.
Yeah, and I'm talking now.
782
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,600
Right, so we can't talk.
783
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,680
Animal noises? Seems like a stretch.
784
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,800
Why don't we make
the noise of the alarm?
785
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,400
Wa-wa-wa-wa!
786
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,000
Wa-wa-wa-wa!
787
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,840
Wa-wa-wa, wa-wa-wa!
788
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,720
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
789
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,600
Wa-wa-wa!
790
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,680
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
791
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,440
Wa-wa-wa-wa.
792
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,520
I've never solved a puzzle before
and still not know how I solved it.
793
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,440
Very good.
I just would like it noted
794
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,000
that I think that Mike runs
like a lion stalked gazelle.
795
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,560
And I'd like to point out,
yet again,
796
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,600
that he has, instinctively,
a Victorian dialect he employs.
797
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:28,680
When he was asked, just him to
talk, he said, "Well, I must say."
798
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,640
It's just entirely bizarre.
Tell me what the system is.
799
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,880
The alarm goes off
after seven seconds of silence
800
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,000
or when someone says a word
containing the letter T.
801
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,840
Right. Like tank top or rabbit.
802
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,720
How would we have ever got that? So,
they stumbled across their victory.
803
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,000
This one was very much which team
stumbled across the code first.
804
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,000
"Well, I must say."
805
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,200
Right, well, you'll just have
to wait until after the break
806
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,800
to see how the others got on.
We'll see you then.
807
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,480
{\an5}Welcome back to the final part
of the show,
808
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,560
{\an5}where each team is trying to escape
the Taskmaster complex.
809
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,800
The teams had to try
and get through the front gate,
810
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,440
stepping only on the stepping
stones, but they couldn't say
811
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,240
any words containing the letter T
or have any periods of silence
812
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,600
over seven seconds,
otherwise the alarm would go off
813
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,400
and they'd have to start
all over again.
814
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,440
So, which team's
going to get the five points?
815
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,440
Here's how the team of three got on.
Play on.
816
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,600
{\an5}Yeah. ALARM BLARES
817
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,080
Wait, is that..? I think
the red one set it off. OK.
818
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,040
We can move the stepping stones, so
if you step like this and then...
819
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,360
Oh. How? It's not just the red ones.
820
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,040
Oh, maybe we've got to step
at the same time? Yeah, maybe.
821
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,040
I think... I went too fast.
822
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,840
Yeah, went too distanced.
OK, sorry. OK.
823
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,640
{\an5}One, two...
824
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,560
{\an5}Maybe only one of us go?
825
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,336
{\an5}Oh, maybe you have to remember
the ones that set off the alarm?
826
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,720
So, mine's after the green.
827
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,720
Last time it was after the green.
828
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,760
{\an5}ALARM BLARES Hang on,
I didn't even step on it then.
829
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,200
OK, so what's the situation?
830
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,280
{\an5}Cos there must be someone watching us and
then doing the buzzer when we do the thing.
831
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,800
Do we sabotage the person behind
in the caravan with the buzzer?
832
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,320
What, we go and attack them?
833
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,560
Is there something we say
beforehand? Turn the alarm off.
834
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,000
{\an5}ALARM BLARES Ooh, I was so sure.
835
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,000
That should be the solution to it.
The colour?
836
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,040
Maybe we say the colour
as we walk on them?
837
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:40,560
Yeah, sure. OK.
838
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,640
{\an5}White.
839
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,960
My favourite colour is not...
840
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,040
Red, red, red. Red.
841
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,480
{\an5}White. Red. White. ALARM BLARES
842
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,520
Do you want to just try and sprint?
843
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,920
Backwards?
844
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,680
{\an5}"Every time the alarm goes off..."
845
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,480
{\an5}Red, red, red, red, white, red.
846
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,056
Just say red the whole time.
Did you see how far I got with red?
847
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:20,680
Red, red, red, red, red, red, red,
red, red, red, red, red, red,
848
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:26,480
red, red, red, red, red, red, red,
red, red, red, red, red, red.
849
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,360
Red, red, red, red,
red, red, red, red.
850
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,720
Red, red, red, red, red.
Red, red, red, red, red.
851
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,560
Red, red. Yes!
852
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,040
We did it.
853
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,640
Thank you, team. Well done.
854
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,520
Oh, wow.
855
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,880
Jamali cracked it.
856
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,640
The frustration that you felt,
I think,
857
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,600
was neatly summed up by the classic,
"What's the situation?"
858
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,920
Oh, my God! It's like a bad line,
that is. It would be a line that,
859
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,920
if you wrote in a script,
someone would say,
860
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,120
"Well, you can't say that, no-one
ever says 'what's the situation?'"
861
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,240
I'm genuinely on tenterhooks
about the situation,
862
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,880
cos I don't know who did it fastest.
863
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,520
I mean, I know what the situation
is. I think the situation's bad.
864
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,080
The team of two took 12 minutes 24.
865
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,240
Yeah.
The team of three, 15 minutes 50.
866
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,320
Oh. However... Ah.
..it's not about that,
867
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,520
it's who set off the alarm
the fewest times.
868
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,560
Oh, yes.
869
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,320
Well, I must say.
870
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,400
I tell you what, that is not
the situation I was expecting.
871
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,320
So Jamali, Charlotte, and Sarah
only set off the alarm 34 times.
872
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,680
OK. That's quite a lot, isn't it?
873
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,800
Yes. Mike and Lee 21 times,
so they win the five points.
874
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,160
Five points!
875
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,000
Let's have a look at the scores.
876
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,640
I'm going to give you series
score update, if you want, Greg.
877
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,800
Yes, I do want.
Charlotte, you've got 77 points.
878
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,920
Well done. Thank you.
879
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,640
But everyone has got
a lot more than you.
880
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,000
Right. I'd expect that.
881
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,280
Jamali has 95, Lee and Mike
are joint second with 100.
882
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,200
Sarah, 15 points ahead on 115.
883
00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,600
Oh, it's narrowing. It's narrowing.
884
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,360
It is narrowing.
Now, we've got a game on.
885
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,000
We do, and in this episode,
Lee is on 17 points in the lead.
886
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,920
Romping ahead.
887
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,120
OK, everybody,
make your way to the stage
888
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,560
for the final task of the show.
889
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,680
Lovely. The gloved contestants.
890
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,320
And the wellies. And the wellies.
891
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,040
Look at Uncle Mike. Lovely. Yeah.
892
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,160
That's how I imagine
he dresses most days.
893
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,680
Who's going to read the task?
894
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,080
I have it, captain. Please.
895
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,080
"Make your rubber gloves and wellies
as heavy as possible
896
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,000
"whilst wearing your rubber
gloves and wellies.
897
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,360
"You have 90 seconds.
898
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,400
"You must only put things in your
rubber gloves for the first minute."
899
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:48,000
You can put stuff in your wellies
after the second whistle.
900
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,480
Your 90 seconds starts.
901
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,880
Spoons, marbles, gaffer.
902
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,600
You must stay on your spots,
as always.
903
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,360
Urgh. And off they go.
904
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,000
Marbles are out.
905
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,640
Marbles are really out.
906
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,120
Ah!
907
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,080
I can't hear anything anymore.
Pardon?
908
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,000
I can't hear anything anymore.
909
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,600
I did a little joke about hearing.
Really good.
910
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,320
Pardon? Really good.
911
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,640
Oh, my God, they were coming out.
912
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,880
WHISTLE BLOWS It's wellies time.
913
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,040
We're onto wellies.
914
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,920
In ten seconds,
you must stand still.
915
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,360
Ten seconds.
916
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,840
WHISTLE BLOWS Please stand up.
917
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,400
Release your fingers. Release...
Michael. Oh, f.
918
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,760
I think Wozniak has snatched defeat
from the jaws of victory.
919
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,920
Right, stay where you are.
920
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,200
We'll weigh all those and we'll see
how it's affected the final scores.
921
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,360
Welcome back. Thanks, mate.
922
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,840
No. Cobber. Thanks, cobber. OK.
923
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,200
Well, they had different methods
and very different results as well.
924
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,600
Some seemed very impressive,
but did they stick by the rules?
925
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,160
Well, there was a bucket system
engineered up there.
926
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,456
All the men, in fact, gaffered
the buckets to their wellies.
927
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,720
Charlotte's wellies and
rubber gloves were the lightest.
928
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,000
0.95 kilograms. Mm-hm.
929
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,200
And then we have Mike,
who had a very heavy one,
930
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,776
but they all fell out at the last
second. So, he came second last.
931
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,240
Which was delicious.
932
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,760
1.09kgs.
933
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,680
Sarah, 1.12kg.
934
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,960
Then it's between Jamali and Lee.
Uh-oh.
935
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,960
Jamali, 5.36, Lee, 6.42 in total.
Woah.
936
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,640
So, Charlotte was in last with one,
uh, two to Mike,
937
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,960
three to Sarah, four to Jamali,
five to Lee.
938
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,360
However... Yeah.
..there was one other rule,
939
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:14,680
which was whilst wearing
your rubber gloves and wellies.
940
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:19,240
Right. Jamali took off his
rubber gloves after 18 seconds.
941
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,320
Aww.
942
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,680
He devised a bucket system,
but he then
943
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:26,560
couldn't get into the gaffer tape
wearing the rubber gloves.
944
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,920
It was fiddly. Aww, man.
945
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,520
It feels so cruel.
946
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,800
It's obviously no points,
but he invented the bucket system.
947
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,176
I very rarely give out a bonus
point, but because you invented
948
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,336
the bucket system, I'm going
to give him a bonus point.
949
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,480
Oh, thank you. Lucky Jamali.
You're welcome. Yeah.
950
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,920
All right, uh, but
Lee Mack wins the task. There it is!
951
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,000
I'm delighted.
The happiest day of my life.
952
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,120
And so, I'd say the scores are in.
953
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,440
It's a familiar face in last place.
954
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,760
Hello, Charlotte. Hiya.
955
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,720
You've got nine points, but the
winner with 22 points is Lee Mack!
956
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,400
Hey! It happened.
It had to happen eventually.
957
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,600
Lee Mack wins!
958
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,520
Please go and hoard
your hangable heirlooms.
959
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,600
Woo!
960
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,960
So, what have we learned today?
961
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,200
We've learned it's been confirmed
that Charlotte Ritchie
962
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,760
has a future as a children's
television presenter.
963
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,880
Her first show is called
What's The Situation?
964
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,160
And on it, she'll be joined
965
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,560
by her two puppet sidekicks,
Boing and Ganoosh.
966
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,840
Only three to go.
967
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,240
For now, let's see tonight's winner
revel in his glory.
968
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,600
It's Lee Mack!