1 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:04,880 Boo. 2 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,920 Yow. I just need to read that again. 3 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,760 Oh. 4 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,360 Hello. 5 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,360 I'm Greg Davies, welcome to Taskmaster. 6 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,000 This is my kingdom and on the days when I'm not thrashing my surf, 7 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:43,920 I seek out other entertainment. 8 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:48,160 From the many corners of the land, I have gathered five jesters, 9 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,120 and they have danced for me over a period of weeks. 10 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,960 Soon, it will be time to select the finest of them all. 11 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,760 He or she will be rewarded with gold, while the others are fired 12 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,400 against the castle walls from a giant medieval trebuchet. 13 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:05,280 I will then eat a load of pork and look great on a big horse. 14 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:06,520 That's what's at stake. 15 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,200 Let's meet those that will jest. 16 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,440 Welcome Charlotte Ritchie! 17 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,480 Jamali Maddix! 18 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,080 Lee Mack! 19 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,840 Mike Wozniak! 20 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,360 And Sarah Kendall! 21 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:24,040 And next to me is a man who makes me put the mean into demean. 22 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,760 He's a hairy cylinder of subservience 23 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,960 who once wet himself on a train when he was 30. 24 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,600 It's little Alex Horne. 25 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,240 Hi. Hi. 26 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,160 I am an emotional wreck, Greg. 27 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,200 Agreed. Shall we crack on? 28 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,680 Prize task then. Yes, please, Gigi. 29 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,920 And this week's category is the best thing to hang on a wall 30 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,360 that you wouldn't normally hang on a wall. 31 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,080 Ooh. OK, so if someone suggested mirror, I'd say, "Come off it, 32 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,520 "push off, mate, you haven't been listening properly, 33 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,720 "and I've had it up to here with your nonsense", OK? 34 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,040 So at the end of the episode, the person with the most points 35 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,720 will take home all five things 36 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,280 and gain a very unusual feature wall at home. 37 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,560 Hello, Sarah. Hi, Greg. 38 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,080 What thing have you brought in 39 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,736 that you wouldn't normally hang on a wall, 40 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,296 but I'd be excited to see hung on a wall? 41 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:15,440 OK, well, I would not normally hang a picture of myself on a wall. 42 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,600 I think it's weird for anyone to have, like, 43 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:21,080 a portrait of themself in their own home. 44 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,560 You have seen that, right? 45 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,440 Yeah, this is not his house. 46 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,736 If I did have pictures of me in my house, I should take them down? 47 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,136 Portraits. Big portraits of yourself. 48 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,576 I should take them down. I'd take it down. Can you make a note of that? 49 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,896 Remove all of them? Yeah, remove them all. There's a lot of them. 50 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,440 So, I have a friend who started drawing pictures of me, 51 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,696 and I wouldn't normally hang a picture of myself on a wall, 52 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,240 but I would hang these on a wall. Here we go. 53 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,120 You can hang those on the wall under your own system 54 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,080 because they don't look like you. 55 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,880 Do you know what? She's actually written "All right, cobber." 56 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,080 All right, cobber? On the left. Yeah, yeah. 57 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,880 To... just in case you weren't sure, "Oh, who's that?" 58 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,000 Ooh, it's Sarah. Uh... 59 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,080 Cos if I'm describing who's on this series of Taskmaster to anyone, 60 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,840 I always say Sarah Kendall, you know, "All right, cobber?" 61 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,640 And they go, "Oh." Oh! 62 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,320 Yeah. 63 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,320 Charlotte. OK. 64 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,880 Um, picture this, 65 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:12,720 you're on the loo, Greg, and you're thinking, "I want to read a book." 66 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,680 I'm thinking put the book on the wall opposite your toilet. 67 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,040 Hang it and read it. OK. 68 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,080 And be free. 69 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,280 There you go. OK? 70 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,920 So it hangs at the back, where you can see the little ropes. Yeah. 71 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,560 You've got some Sellotape there to keep the book open. Clear. 72 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,496 What if I want to read outside of those two pages? 73 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,440 Then what it comes with is a length of bamboo. Uh-huh. 74 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:37,360 A small piece of, um, Blu-Tack. Right. 75 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,120 Stick, thwack. What? Slot. 76 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,400 And it's in. So I can tap and thwack? 77 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,960 You can tap and thwack and slot. OK. 78 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,680 I toilet, I read, I tap and thwack. 79 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,640 And then you're free. And then I'm free. And then you're free. 80 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,120 Lee, can you beat tap and thwack while I'm pooing? 81 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,960 One of the problems with getting old 82 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,320 is how you feel in the morning when you wake up. Yes. 83 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,280 And I've invented something that's going to solve all this. Really? 84 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,240 And it's called the wall bed. 85 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,360 So, I've invented the wall bed, which looks like a normal bed, 86 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,120 but if you stand it upright and then you strap yourself in... 87 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,400 Lee, I don't want to be critical, but is there not a chance 88 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,080 that once I'm in my middle-aged wall bed. Yeah. 89 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:22,760 That when I fall asleep, my body will slump over those waistbands. 90 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,080 Yeah. And the blood will be cut off from my waist, uh... 91 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,600 No, because... ..and I won't be able to breathe properly. 92 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,760 What isn't showing in the picture is the optional handcuffs. 93 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,416 But they're going to be rubberised so they're not too uncomfortable. 94 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,960 So, you're in, you're up, your waist has got you like that. 95 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,080 The most that'll go forward is your... is your head. 96 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,920 There is an outside risk of crucification. Crucification? Yeah. 97 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,840 Crucification? Crucification. 98 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,920 Uh, there is an outside risk of crucification. 99 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,120 That's in the small print. 100 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,560 And I can enjoy a sort of hostage fantasy, if I fancy one. 101 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,520 Absolutely... Absolutely, and if someone... 102 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,800 If you have a one-night stand, it will literally be that. 103 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,040 I think this is a contender. Congratulations. Oh, good. 104 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,320 Good, I'm... It's a good invention, that, isn't it? Mike. 105 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,376 Hello. What are you going to hang on your wall then? 106 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,000 Uh, I have brought a welcome mat. Oh, OK. 107 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,520 Um, which I think is sort of fundamentally flawed. 108 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,800 Very much so. 109 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,400 If your guests, they come in, and they say, 110 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,760 "Thank you very much for your nice message of welcome, 111 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:16,560 "please excuse me while I grind fox faeces into this salutation." 112 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,320 And for the host, it's, you know, very much saying, you know, 113 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,520 "Welcome but also, please don't ruin my carpets, 114 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,400 "you filthy turd trudger." 115 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,920 Right. But what if they have got fox faeces all over their feet? 116 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,840 Then send them away. 117 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,440 This feels rubbish to me. Does it? Yeah. Yeah? 118 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,880 Makes sense. 119 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,560 Um, Jamali, can you beat that? Yes, is the answer. 120 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,360 Yeah, yeah, best till last. All right, uh, do you like sitting? 121 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,080 Um... I mean, do I? Do you like snacks? 122 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,696 He knows how to play the game. You've, you've got eyes, Jamali. 123 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,160 So, let's not waste time, mini-fridge. There we go, 124 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,600 it's a mini-fridge. Oh. Mini-fridge, next to your sofa. 125 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,280 You don't have to walk, mini-fridge. 126 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,080 You... you... you just admitted you like sitting and you like snacks. 127 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,760 Five points, please. I admitted it, yeah. 128 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,680 My body betrays me anyway. I love to sit. 129 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,520 I love a snack. Yeah. But I don't... 130 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,120 I don't think even I need this ability. 131 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 Wall-mounted fridges are quite common 132 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,896 cos they really open up the living space in the kitchen. 133 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,456 So it's not something that's never hung. 134 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,640 But it isn't usually hung. Yeah. Yeah. 135 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:24,120 Right. Who's got one point? Wozniak. Mike Wozniak, one point. 136 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,960 What is slightly better than the welcome mat? Jamali. OK. 137 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,640 Hello, Jamali. Two points to you. I'll take that. 138 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,760 I'm not going to have a third place. The others made an effort. 139 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:37,600 I'm going to give four points to Sarah's bizarre pictures 140 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:42,560 and to Charlotte's tap and sweep automatic reader. 141 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,200 And I'm going to give the five points, because I like the idea 142 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,400 of not feeling in pain in the morning, to Lee Mack. 143 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,720 Well done, Lee Mack gets the full five points. 144 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,560 OK! Let's get going with a proper task. 145 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,920 Absolutely, and it's time for a spot of speed reading. 146 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,920 Hiya. You mind standing on the other side of that rope, please? OK. 147 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,960 Hello, Alex. Oh, hello, Lee. 148 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,920 Hello, Jamali. How you doing? 149 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,600 Pretty good. Hi. 150 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:31,320 How are you? I'm OK. Please read the task out loud. Uh... 151 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,040 OK, complete these tasks. 152 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,360 Complete these tasks. 153 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,000 Oh. 154 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,800 Complete these tasks. 155 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:41,920 Oh, sh... What? 156 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,640 Oh, my god. Oh, no, OK. 157 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,840 Complete these tasks. The most tasks wins. 158 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,296 Don't light that. I haven't read it. Complete these tasks. Ah. 159 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,920 Uh, you may not step beyond this line. 160 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:53,160 Which line? You had ten minutes from when the fuse was lit. 161 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,200 Attack The Biscuit. 162 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,200 Chuck The Dog. 163 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,080 Attack The Biscuit, Chuck The Dog, Embrace The Fish. 164 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,640 Chuck The Dog. 165 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,200 Chuck... Attack The Biscuit, Chuck The Dog, Embrace The Fish. 166 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,440 Drop The Hat, Inspect The Jacket, Kick The Lemon. 167 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,760 Oh, stop it. Ahh! 168 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,400 Right, OK. 169 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,560 Oh, the... OK, well, that didn't work! Two things. 170 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,120 Oh, no. Chuck The Dog. 171 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,480 Uh, mash the... Oh, for fuck's sake. 172 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,920 Am I supposed to remember it? 173 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:26,280 Mash The Nectarine, Open The Plum, Quaff The Ribena, 174 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,960 Sniff The Turnip, Undermine The Vole, Whack The Xylophone, 175 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,280 Yank The something or other. 176 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,760 OK. Fine. 177 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,296 Do you remember how long you've got? 178 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,600 I don't remember what time limit I've got, no. 179 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,760 So all the information's on the task. Right. 180 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,320 It was quite a contrast between Lee's reactions and Sarah's. 181 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,680 They both became very different characters. 182 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,520 Lee became a member of the cast of Last Of The Summer Wine... 183 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,600 um, when he went, "Oh, stop it!" 184 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:57,600 And Sarah became the most Australian person on the earth, 185 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,360 "Aw, for fuck's sake!" 186 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:05,080 And we're going to begin by seeing how Sarah got on all by herself. 187 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,640 Aww. Here she is. I hate this. 188 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,040 Aww. 189 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,000 Mash The Biscuit. 190 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,560 {\an5}I think I had to attack a dog. Or lick a dog. 191 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,960 {\an5}Or bath a dog. 192 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,440 What are you going to do to that dog? 193 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,200 I suppose I'll lick it and bath it. 194 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:34,640 I'm going to lick everything cos I know I had to lick something. 195 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,240 I'm going to bath the dog. 196 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,560 {\an5}This thing. 197 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,800 Maybe we can figure out some sort of system. 198 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,440 Like a, like a verb and a noun. 199 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,520 Like, eat the lemon. 200 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,640 Lick the badger. 201 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,880 Play the xylophone. 202 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,400 Well, my main question is, are you sure that's a badger? 203 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,000 Oh, it's... I don't know what that is. 204 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,160 Z, it's alphabetical. 205 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,760 Bath The Dog, Fish, E, F, G, H. 206 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,280 OK, so it's the alphabet. 207 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:11,200 Is it... Oh! It's the verb and then the noun is the next letter? OK. 208 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,320 Eat The Fish. 209 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,520 No. It's plastic. 210 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,960 J, K, kick the lemon. 211 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,720 O, P... 212 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,040 Plum. 213 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,560 O, nectarine. 214 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,760 Bath Dog, B, D. 215 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,720 Q, R, S, T, U, V, W... 216 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,680 W. Wash The Xylophone. 217 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,960 OK. W? OK. 218 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,560 Aww, but I bathed the dog. 219 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,160 Wash the xy... I don't know. 220 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,200 X, Y, Z. 221 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,520 What's a verb that starts with Y? Yell at a zebra. 222 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,480 {\an5}Ah, you fucking zebra! 223 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,360 Thank you, Sarah. Aw, thanks, Alex. 224 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,960 Bye, bye. Bye. 225 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,720 Urgh. 226 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,800 So, you worked out there was a system there. 227 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,400 Yeah, it took a while. Yeah. 228 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,840 But do you see how it's like, uh, I was like an enigma codebreaker. 229 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:09,480 I think Alan Turing, when he was first experimenting with enigma, 230 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,440 did a lot of licking things, right? 231 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,440 What was that? 232 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,240 Um, you also made it into the Taskmaster book of quotes 233 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,920 with, "Ah, you fucking zebra." 234 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,280 Mm. 235 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,480 We've all thought it. 236 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,440 It was Yank The Zebra in the end, so you cracked the system. 237 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,560 What is the system? 238 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,416 The actual instructions, just to remind everyone, 239 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,640 was Attack The Biscuit, A, B, then Chop The Dog, 240 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,200 Embrace The Fish, Grab The Hat, Inspect The Jacket, 241 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,960 Kick The Lemon, you got that one, Mash The Nectarine, Open The Plum, 242 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,480 Quaff The Ribena, Sniff The Turnip, Undermine The Vole, 243 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,760 Whack - not wash - The Xylophone, and Yank The Zebra. 244 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,280 Right, we're off for a break. So you should have one too. 245 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,640 Go on. Get it. 246 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,880 Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster, part two. 247 00:11:58,920 --> 00:11:59,960 The sequel. 248 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,240 Before the break, the task involved following lots of instructions 249 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,480 on a large piece of paper, but I set fire to that large piece of paper, 250 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,240 and the instructions disappeared. 251 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,520 There was a quick and easy way to work it out though. 252 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,320 Verb then noun, in alphabetical order. 253 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,360 Attack The Biscuit, Chuck The Dog, and so on. 254 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,720 Next, we're going to see young Charlotte Ritchie 255 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,000 and even younger Jamali Maddix. 256 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,040 Attack The Biscuit, Chuck The Dog. 257 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,080 Right, OK. 258 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,840 Oh, the... Oh, no! 259 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,840 Chuck The Dog. 260 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,080 Embrace The Fish. 261 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,680 Ah, it's just you and me now. 262 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,160 Why's the lemon in the Ribena? 263 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,720 Yeah, it just was... 264 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,440 I think it said it on there. 265 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,120 It said Plop The Lemon In The Ribena. 266 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,040 Yank the tail, I'm guessing. 267 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,480 Weirdly the biscuit survived your attack. 268 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,560 Yeah, in fact, it felt a bit like the other way around, actually. 269 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,120 Yeah, that's a... that's a... Yeah. ..whole biscuit still. 270 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,600 It's pretty much all still there. 271 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,520 Is this tap water? Yeah. OK. 272 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,120 What size are you? Double XL. 273 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,680 Do you think you've done them all? I think I've done a lot of them. 274 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,600 Do you remember what you did to the vole? 275 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,000 I yanked it. What did you do to the dog? 276 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,240 Chucked it. What did you do to the biscuit? Oh. 277 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,720 You've got to attack it. 278 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,200 And the Ribena? Yeah. I left it. 279 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,256 Because it had tap water in? Cause it had tap water. 280 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,936 What would you have done if it was filtered water? I would've drank it. 281 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,480 {\an5}OK. I'll factor that in. 282 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,120 They put, like, chemicals in the tap water. Who does? 283 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,960 Government. 284 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,360 What, Tony Blair? You've got it. 285 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,080 Thank you, Charlotte. Oh, what a humiliation. 286 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,560 It strikes me, Charlotte, 287 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,720 that you accidentally plopped a lemon into some Ribena. Yeah. 288 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,680 And then you didn't do anything else. Yeah. 289 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,320 That's what I feel like I witnessed there. 290 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,440 I don't know what happened. 291 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,336 You should have a youthful memory though, at your age. 292 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,440 Yeah, but I get this thing where, under pressure, I go blank. 293 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,600 Really do. Brain just goes, bye. Bye. 294 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,240 Or something like that. Bye-bye. 295 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,856 But what's bizarre is that I obviously knew 296 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,216 to attack the biscuit, and I just had a long conversation with you 297 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,736 about the biscuit and didn't just do it. 298 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,176 You did eventually attack the biscuit after being attacked by it. 299 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,856 {\an5}And she embraced the fish for quite some time. She did three things in the end. 300 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,680 Oh, all right. Come on, that's all right. 301 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,440 Much better than I thought. Thank you. 302 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,040 It seems to me that Jamali did a lot better. Mm. Yes. 303 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,680 But I want to drill down into your dislike of tap water, first of all. 304 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,736 Obviously. Don't drink it, man. You don't really think 305 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,880 that the government are putting chemicals in it? 306 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,280 They do put chemicals in it. 307 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,560 It's not, it's not like a... Chlorine, isn't it? 308 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,640 Well, I'm not saying it's anything to do with Illuminati, but... 309 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,560 I don't, you know, I don't drink it. 310 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,560 Are you going to give him Quaff The Ribena? 311 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,520 He would have if it hadn't been tap water. 312 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,520 Well, now that he's, uh, explained to me how dangerous tap water is, 313 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,880 yes, I am going to give him the point. OK. 314 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,560 So how many points has he got? He got six... 315 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,920 Whoa. ..of the 13. Very good. 316 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,800 Did the last two work out the code? 317 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,600 Here's Lee and Mike to answer that question. 318 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,960 I'm going to have to try and improvise now. 319 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,520 I remember there's a biscuit. 320 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,320 Well, we can see the biscuit. Right. 321 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,400 OK. Fine. 322 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,040 Attack The Biscuit. Attack The Biscuit. 323 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,840 Attack the biscuit. 324 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,600 I can definitely attack the biscuit. 325 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,320 Ha! 326 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,560 Right, that's easy, cos I imagine it was you lighting a piece of paper. 327 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,960 Quaff The Ribena. 328 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,640 {\an5}Open The Plum. 329 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,960 Hat. 330 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,360 Could've been Attack The Hat, actually. 331 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,120 {\an5}I've attacked the hat. 332 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,200 Um, lemon. 333 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,160 {\an5}Kick? Not sure. 334 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,680 All I can remember is attack, so, uh, my theory is, 335 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,200 {\an5}if I attack everything, one of them is right. 336 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,680 {\an5}Ooh. 337 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,800 Undermine The Vole. 338 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:16,080 {\an5}Um, you've got no chutzpah. 339 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,240 Uh, your organisational skills are lacklustre, 340 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,680 your time-keeping is abysmal. 341 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,600 {\an5}We'll attack that, we'll attack that and we'll attack that. 342 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,800 Bite the apple? 343 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,520 No. It's a nectarine 344 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,480 and it wasn't bite it. 345 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,520 {\an5}This has got to be drink, hasn't it? 346 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,120 Um, bowler hat. 347 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,480 {\an5}Wear it? Kick it? BUZZER 348 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,400 {\an5}Stamp on it? Put it on a zebra? 349 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,560 Attack, hide. 350 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,280 Are you trying to think of another verb? 351 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,080 I can think of the verbs. I mean... 352 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,200 I'm thinking of the logical verbs. OK. 353 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,960 I'm out of thoughts. 354 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,240 {\an5}Ride it. 355 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,680 {\an5}Seems reasonable. 356 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,520 It wasn't get in the bath, was it? 357 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,880 Have you ever washed a dog before? 358 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,880 I've never... No, I've never washed a dog. Isn't this how you do it? 359 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,200 The jacket, dead zebra. 360 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,000 I did terrible, didn't I? Thanks, Lee. 361 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,760 Who tells you to attack a fucking lemon? 362 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,600 Turns out, nobody! 363 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,760 Basically, Lee, what, what your memory can now hold 364 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,440 is the first thing that you see, and the first word you hear. 365 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,760 So, attack and biscuit, uh, and the biscuits in front of you, 366 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,400 that's all that went in. Yeah. 367 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,000 The rest of that was just madness. Uh, the only th... 368 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,456 I'm getting to the age now where, when I saw the bath, I thought, 369 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,400 "Perhaps I should go down a hill in that like Last Of The Summer Wine." 370 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,840 But he did attack the biscuit successfully, he quaffed the Ribena. 371 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,720 He did. I mean, that was lucky. Be honest. 372 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,080 Accidentally whacked the xylophone and yanked the zebra 373 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,640 because he attacked them both. Did I? 374 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,400 If you want to give him whack and yank. Yeah. I didn't realise that. 375 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,520 Yeah, I'll give him whack and yank, for God's sake. 376 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,840 Aww. Give the guy a break. 377 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,880 Thank you. So, he got a total of four then. 378 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,400 I mean, it's amazing he remembers to dress himself. 379 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,920 Um, Mike, you undermined the vole and I actually, out loud, 380 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,720 whispered to myself, "His poor children." 381 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,840 "You've got no chutzpah"? 382 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,120 That's your go-to for undermining something? 383 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,880 Well, I'm... You've got no chutzpah! 384 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,280 Uh, but, I mean, I was excited. There was fire, 385 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:29,080 I'd been told to undermine a vole, and I... I let him have it, you know? 386 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,360 How many did he get? I would say seven. 387 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,896 He attacked the biscuit, he kicked the lemon, he opened the plum, 388 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,096 he quaffed the Ribena, of course he undermined the vole, 389 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,760 he also whacked the xylophone and he yanked the zebra off the wall. 390 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,440 So, we'll give him seven out of 13. It was a valiant attempt. 391 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,296 D'you want me to give you the points? I do. Let's go. 392 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,440 Sarah came last, so she gets one point. 393 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,200 Next up is Charlotte, she gets two. 394 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,680 Lee gets three points, Jamali four, 395 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,696 but the winner of that task, he got seven things right, 396 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,360 so Mike Wozniak gets five points. 397 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,600 Hooray! 398 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,080 So let's have a scoreboard, shall we? Yes. 399 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,240 We've got three people in joint second on six points. 400 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,040 That's Charlotte, Jamali and Mike. He's not won an episode yet, 401 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,360 but Lee Mack is in the lead with eight points. Hooray! 402 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,160 What's next? It's dinner time. 403 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,640 Alex. Hello, Jamali. 404 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,520 How you doing? 405 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,760 I mean, is the task in the babushka? 406 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,680 Should I... May I? 407 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,840 Boing. 408 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,640 Hang on. Is there an envelope that I should be looking at first? 409 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,400 Ooh. There's a little... What's that? That can't be... 410 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,360 I mean, there wouldn't be anymore, would there? 411 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,560 There's got... Hang on. Ooh. Oh. 412 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,360 "Please look under the table." 413 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,960 Oh, nice. 414 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,360 That was fun, wasn't it? Yeah, you know, it was... it was fun. 415 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,120 Was the task in the...? Are you...? 416 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,600 Haven't got a clue. OK. 417 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,880 Ooh. 418 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,200 "Make the best babushka meal." 419 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,400 Each course must be presented inside the previous course. 420 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,920 Best babushka meal wins. 421 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,320 You have five minutes to order your ingredients 422 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,640 and 20 minutes to prepare your babushka meal. 423 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,120 That's not much time, 20 minutes. 424 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,480 Take longer than that to do Angel Delight. 425 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,200 Your time starts now. 426 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,440 Golly. OK. 427 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,400 Each course must be presented inside the previous course. 428 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,240 All right. We're not baking, are we? 429 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,520 I mean, we can't do, like, a protein animal stuffed inside an animal, 430 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,280 stuffed inside an animal, 431 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:41,160 otherwise you're going to have to eat raw, layered animal. 432 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:45,480 The first item has to be the biggest item I can think of 433 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,160 that is edible, but also hollow. 434 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,800 Greg available? 435 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,120 Hmm. 436 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,800 I've got nothing going on in there. 437 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,040 Nothing at all? Nothing. 438 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,360 Except for the fact that I'm thinking that I'm thinking. 439 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,920 Uh, an avocado. A lime. 440 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,000 No. You're going to have to eat it. 441 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,520 Yes. A lime. 442 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,480 You've got to eat it, right? Yes. Can I have a tin of soup, please? 443 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,440 Like, literally the cheapest, non-brand soup you can get. 444 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,280 Ask them, what do you have in the back? 445 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,560 I've got... the word eggs has just come into my head. 446 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,920 I think I'm going to need eggs. 447 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,440 Hundreds and thousands. 448 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,000 I don't need that many, just one. But I'll be honest with you, 449 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,376 I think you might have to buy them in the hundreds and thousands. 450 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,680 WHISTLE BLOWS Thank you, Mike. 451 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,280 I'm going to go to the hypermarket today. On the ferry? 452 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,400 Yes. And I'll just sit tight. 453 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,560 Right. Right. 454 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,200 So, it's a sort of twisted version of a three bird roast 455 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,080 we're talking about. The turducken. 456 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,160 I want to keep, uh, track of Charlotte's ongoing audition 457 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,920 to be a children's TV presenter. 458 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,416 Yes. It's going well, isn't it? Um, do you remember what you said 459 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,400 when you took the babushka's head off? Um... 460 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,576 I'll tell you if you like. I've written it down. OK, what was it? 461 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,680 Boing. OK. 462 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,640 OK. It went ba-boing. Yeah. 463 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,160 Well, if I went boing... Boing. 464 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,480 You learn a lot about yourself. 465 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,920 Should we, uh... should we see some stuff? Mm, OK, 466 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,760 we're going to start with two chefs 467 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,800 and a nice slice of Kendall Mike Cake. 468 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,160 It's Mike and Sarah. 469 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,080 What is...? 470 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,160 OK. 471 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,360 Couscous. 472 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,920 Dinner is served. 473 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,920 That took you four minutes. 474 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,480 It's a simple dish. 475 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,760 Hey. 476 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,520 Oh. It looks quite nice. 477 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:45,600 So, you undo the bow to reveal a simple but sophisticated starter 478 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,640 of, uh, bread and olives. 479 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,480 So, it's your bed of lettuce. Mm. 480 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:59,000 Inside the lettuce is your apple. Inside that is your avocado. 481 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,800 {\an8}And... Oh, what's that? That's your salmon and your couscous. 482 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,960 Well, that looks horrible. 483 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,080 So, you got your bread and your olives there. 484 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,560 I'm not a big fan of olives. Not a big fan of olives? 485 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,640 No. Even now? Oh, absolutely. 486 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,800 OK. They're quite, uh... bleurgh. You know what I mean? 487 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,920 Inside is your orange. Your orange peel. Your orange peel. 488 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,360 Not to be confused with the good bit. 489 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,600 And now move onto the main course, scotch. 490 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,720 Just scotch? Yeah. 491 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,880 Where's the egg? That's been removed. It's just scotch. 492 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,840 That's your banana. I recognise that. 493 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,960 Yeah, that's your banana inside your orange, 494 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,760 and there's fusilli and chilli and, uh... Fanta. 495 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,000 Where's the Fan... Oh, that's the wet, is it? 496 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,520 OK, well, let's see if we can get a bit of everything. 497 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,760 Oh, you really see it there, don't you? 498 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,440 Look at that. 499 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:52,000 And now, for the final baby babushka, is your pudding. 500 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,600 Oh, a little chocolate egg. Little chocolate egg. 501 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,480 You could sell them. Uh, well... yeah. 502 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,600 I've got other... other interests. 503 00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,720 Bon appetit. 504 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:08,920 It's not that bad. 505 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,080 I'll just package up the, uh, remaining halves. 506 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,920 It re-babushkas, as you can see. 507 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,120 If you haven't finished, you just re-babushka'd it. 508 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,280 I re-babushka'd it. Yeah. 509 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,840 Excellent. 510 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:25,160 Sarah taking onboard high-end, uh, maitre d' techniques there, 511 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,400 which is, as you're offering up the meal, 512 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,680 to touch every element of it with your finger. 513 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,280 Really kind of started working it a little bit. 514 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,520 I have to take responses from you really, cos you had to eat it. 515 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,480 Yes, it was drenched in Fanta. 516 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,880 That's worth noting. So is the Fanta jus? 517 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,640 Mike's was more fully enclosed, but also... Yeah. 518 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,520 ..very basic. 519 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,680 I boo-booed with the olives. I admit that. 520 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,800 I like the fact that you thought he might enjoy olives 521 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,736 for the first time in his life in context of your creation. 522 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,280 That was a nice touch. Thought it was worth a pop. 523 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,800 I also think some credit should be given 524 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,720 to making a meal that's, uh, re-babushkable. 525 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,040 Exactly. For Cornish miners. Oh, exactly. 526 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,096 If they don't want to take their usual pasty, they can... 527 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,776 Just wrap up a... Re-babushka a load of shit. 528 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:14,680 Right, well, if it isn't the old end of part two. I bloody knew it. 529 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,840 Hello, hello, welcome back to Taskmaster. 530 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,360 Before the break, there was some sort of babushka banquet going on. 531 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,800 You're absolutely right. 532 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,680 The contestants had to make a meal 533 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,800 with each course inside the previous course, 534 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,800 and so far all the meals have been top-notch and delicious. 535 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,080 The next chefs up are Lee and Jamali. 536 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,840 What flavour soup do you like? We got non-descript or non-descript? 537 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,000 Oh, I love a bit of non-descript soup. Non-descript. 538 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,760 Carefully slice, carefully slice. Ooh, look at that! 539 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,000 Put that around there, keep it all knotted together. 540 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,040 Oh, you... 541 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,560 How long's left, Alex? Five minutes. I've got to remember the order now. 542 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,600 Here you go. 543 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,640 I call it the full day set-up. 544 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,000 Hello, sir. 545 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,560 Wow. Your dish. 546 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,880 Et voila. 547 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,240 And breakfast first, is it? Yeah, breakfast first. 548 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,280 So, salmon and eggs. 549 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,960 Yeah, they're nice. Yeah. How many eggs? 550 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,800 You've got about six eggs in there. 551 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,480 Lovely stuff. 552 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,960 Aww, yes. 553 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,840 How firmly is that held together? Can I let go? 554 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,320 You can. It won't move anywhere. Well, it'll move a bit. 555 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,360 And then inside, you'll see the many layers. 556 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,840 It looks fabulous. Thank you. 557 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,360 And what do we have below? 558 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,240 Well, you've got soup. Ooh, yeah. 559 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,040 It's cold soup, too. Oh, thank you. 560 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,200 So it's, what's it called? What do you call cold soup? Gazpacho. 561 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,480 Oh, it is cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm. 562 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,240 On the outside layer, would you like to start with the watermelon? 563 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,720 Yes, please. 564 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,360 That's delicious. It tastes so watermelon-y. 565 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,600 This is the main course. 566 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,080 That was breakfast, that was lunch, it is chicken now. Right. 567 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,040 {\an5}Full roast chicken. Just straightforward chicken? Full roast chicken. 568 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,816 {\an5}A little cantaloupe in the mouth. Get the jelly in you, that's the next layer after the cantaloupe. 569 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,616 {\an5}Everything's alternated with jelly. Cleanses the palette, doesn't it? Mm-hm. 570 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,200 What's after the cantaloupe? I think it might be the... 571 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,016 Looks like there's a bit of chocolate. ..Kinder Egg. 572 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,360 Nice surprise? Well, the surprise is there's jelly and a pea. 573 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,920 Get the jelly. Cleanse the palette. 574 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,240 The chicken top comes off. It should come off. 575 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,320 Just peel it back. Oh. Yeah, there you go. 576 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,920 And then you've got a Yorkshire pudding. 577 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,040 AUDIENCE GROAN There you go. 578 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,320 Ooh. That's disappointing, that bit. 579 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,400 Yeah, but that's the jus, isn't it? Mm. 580 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,240 Oh, no. Is that a tic-tac? Mm-hm. 581 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,320 Go Smartie, go jelly, cos each layer is... 582 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,520 Have I mentioned about each layer being int... 583 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,240 You have. Cleanse the palette. 584 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,560 Get in there with the pea. 585 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,720 Oh, that's actually nicer than a normal pea. 586 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,400 Inside the... Oh, yeah. 587 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,760 ..is trifle. 588 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,496 Oh, that's lovely. Wrapped up in a plastic bag. Presented very nicely. 589 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,056 You've only got one thing left. You have a hundreds and thousand. 590 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,080 A hundreds and thousand. How do you say this word? 591 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,040 There is one hundreds and thousand in there. Yes. 592 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,160 Eat that. 593 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,560 That's disappointing. Mm. 594 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,200 To be fair, hundreds and thousand aren't known for their taste, 595 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,840 it's more of a texture. Thank you, Lee. 596 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,480 All right. Thank you. I'm going to go back to breakfast. 597 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,920 OK, man. You enjoy it. Will do. 598 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,040 Wow. 599 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,680 I mean, you upped the ambition, both of you. Yeah. 600 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,136 Do you know I trained to be a chef? Did you? 601 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,336 You can't see that there, but... 602 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,280 Yeah, I can see why you're a comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 603 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,440 Uh... Yeah. 604 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,576 Jamali did the proper cooking amongst the five of them. 605 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,280 I really like the logic of a whole day of eating as well. Yeah. 606 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,760 Um, I just don't know where the concept of, uh, 607 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,160 smothering everything in soup comes from. 608 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,640 That was one of the layers, isn't it? So, it's the bread and soup. 609 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,880 One of the most appetising moments for me 610 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,520 is when the chicken was lifted... 611 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,000 Yeah. ..and the cold soup came in like a... 612 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,640 That's the point. It was like a river. ..a river of misery. 613 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,040 Yeah. His meal did feed the crew for the whole day. 614 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,296 We had all... Cos the salmon and the eggs were delicious, 615 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,480 the chicken, once you'd rinsed off the soup, was fine. 616 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,376 We didn't waste any of that. It was a lovely meal. 617 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,800 It really, genuinely all got eaten? 618 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,096 There was a tiger loaf. It was a lovely dish, so thank you. 619 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,120 It was impressive. What about Lee's? 620 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,400 Now, I think what you did was intersperse every course 621 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,440 with jelly to cleanse the palette. 622 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,176 Admittedly, I probably should've gone with a mint or a lemon flavour, 623 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,480 not strawberry. It's not known for cleansing the palette. 624 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,680 Well, you came good with the mint in the end 625 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,080 and, of course, that classic pea into mint... 626 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,920 Pea, mint, hundreds and thousand. 627 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,800 The pea was the most spectacular solitary pea I've ever eaten. 628 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,320 They were both very impressive, very ambitious meals. 629 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,880 Scrum. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 630 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,616 I don't know whether Charlotte can beat this. 631 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,200 Do you want to see? Yes. 632 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,800 OK. It's the last supper now, made by Charlotte Ritchie. 633 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,640 Right. 634 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,480 I mean, there's nothing going on there. 635 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,040 I did forget to put the heat on. 636 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,040 On that goes. 637 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,200 Thank you. 638 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,600 Hello. Hello. 639 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,600 That's for you to wash it down with. Right. 640 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,320 Is it on a plate? No. 641 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,120 Don't need it. No? I've... 642 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,560 I've got a knife and fork. Do I need these? Um... 643 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,120 I don't think so. No. 644 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,360 Right then. 645 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,840 Oh. 646 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,280 That's it, straight in. 647 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,640 I can't take credit for that. 648 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,760 So, it's bread and just seasoned with...? 649 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,080 Doesn't need it? No. 650 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,240 OK, well, that was nice. Yeah. 651 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,640 Onto the second course. What's the black bit? 652 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,120 That's, um... crisping. 653 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,520 And this is the egg with...? Egg. 654 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,000 Yeah. 655 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,256 What I think you've done... Yeah. 656 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,816 ..is that you ordered some ingredients... 657 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,720 Yeah. ..and now I'm eating the ingredients... 658 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,576 Yeah, I can see why that might feel... ..one by one. 659 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,120 ..the basic approach. 660 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,200 What's nice as well is that that egg's left 661 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,320 a lovely sort of sheen of moisture over the... Yeah. 662 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,440 ..raw pepper. 663 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,840 And how have you done the pepper? Just done it. 664 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,400 Cut it in half? Yeah. 665 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,000 Course number four. Yeah. Onion. Oh, boy. 666 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,480 It's not cooked. Mm. 667 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,240 Sorry. 668 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,560 Oh, dear. And lemonade's not going to... 669 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,880 Oh. It's hard work. 670 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,080 OK, so I can see what's happening now. Yeah. 671 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,320 You've got pudding. 672 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,080 Get the mushroom off the pudding. 673 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,280 It's like the inside of an animal. 674 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,760 What does it...? No. 675 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,440 That's the anus and that's the... Urgh. 676 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,760 That is disgusting. 677 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,216 And you're going to eat that, yeah? I'm going to suck it out, I think. 678 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,240 Oh, no! 679 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,520 Oh, did you get the... You sucked the innards out of the chocolate. 680 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,320 Is it pop your finger in and...? 681 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,920 Well, it looks like it. 682 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,560 Oh. Have you done it yet? 683 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,040 Yup. I heard it. 684 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,880 You can keep it as a sort of snack box. 685 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,360 Yeah, that's going to last me a week or two, I think. Yeah. 686 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,720 Thank you. Thank you. 687 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,280 Enjoy. 688 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,120 Anus chocolate block. 689 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,480 As a general rule, I don't know whether the chef should be 690 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,840 quite so visibly disgusted by their own meal. 691 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,360 Their own dish, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 692 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,760 And what cooking actually went on? You cooked the eggs. 693 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,720 So, the cooking process... OK. 694 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,376 ..takes the minerals out of food, right? Yeah, you made an omelette, 695 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,976 that was the cooking process... Yeah, but you've got to with an egg. 696 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,560 ..which put a slimy sheen over a pepper. 697 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,760 Stunning. Right. Stunning. Yeah. 698 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,400 Also, I want to say, I did use the bread after. 699 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,816 I actually made something delicious with it when I took it home. 700 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,840 It's worth us saying 701 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,320 that none of the food during this task got wasted. 702 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,840 No, it was all reused. It was reused. 703 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,880 You ready? I'm ready. 704 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,080 Um, two points each... Ooh. 705 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,640 ..for Mike and Charlotte. 706 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,440 The basic boys. Two points is more than generous. 707 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,600 Oh, should I give them one? 708 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,896 If I look at them now, I feel like taking a point off them. 709 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,840 Please don't. Because I've seen their faces. But don't. 710 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,640 I think I've got to teach Mike a lesson here for his smug face. 711 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,016 Ah. I'm going to give him one point and I'm going to give Charlotte two. 712 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,160 I think he's got to learn something from this. 713 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,680 OK, so smug-faced Mike has one. So, I haven't got away with it 714 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,520 is what you're saying? No, you haven't. No. 715 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,120 One point to Mike. OK, good. Two points to Charlotte. Yeah. Good. 716 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,960 And by far the best, uh, was Jamali, so I'm... You're going...? 717 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,400 ..going to jump to the top now. 718 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,640 Jamali gets five points. 719 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,440 Then, it's the incredible flavours of Lee's super pea. 720 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,920 Oh, the pea. 721 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,160 Because the jus affected me emotionally so much... Thank you. 722 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,440 ..it'd be wrong to mark Sarah down. 723 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,680 I'm going to give her four points too. So it goes one to Mike, 724 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,160 two to Charlotte, four to Lee, four to Sarah, 725 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,520 five points to Jamali Maddix. There it is. 726 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,920 Happy with that. 727 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,160 Woo! 728 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,120 OK, what have we got now? 729 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,120 We've got a team task and one I think they'll all agree 730 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,840 they found intensely infuriating. Oh, my God. 731 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,160 Hello. 732 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,240 This looks interesting. 733 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,120 Whoa. Oh, it's drizzle. 734 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,000 Please be careful. 735 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,960 Lovely. 736 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,480 On your marks, get set, go. 737 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,440 "Get out of the front gate setting off the alarm the fewest times." 738 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,320 "Every time the alarm goes off, you must start again." 739 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,080 "You must only step on your stepping stones." 740 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:38,360 OK. All right. Your time starts... now. 741 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,360 I bet the red one goes... Yeah. 742 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,120 {\an1}ALARM BLARES Oh, no. 743 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,600 Baffling. 744 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,400 I have to say, of all the things we did on those things, 745 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,240 this is the one that's been playing on my, uh, mind. 746 00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,200 I am dying to know what the hell was going on here. 747 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,920 Well, die no longer. You're about to find out. 748 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,840 We are. We're going to see you and Mike attempt it first of all. 749 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,000 Can they crack the code? 750 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,760 ALARM BLARES Oh, no. 751 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,160 It's not the red that started it off. 752 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,640 Maybe we're supposed to be stepping at the same time? Let's try that. 753 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,200 Doing it together doesn't seem... 754 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,000 Ah. Is that cos we've got two on one? 755 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,720 What if you can't talk, but when you get to the green 756 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,600 you've got to start talking? OK. 757 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,296 {\an5}Did you have a nice breakfast? Hello, I'm not talking, are you talking? 758 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,840 ALARM BLARES Oh. 759 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,360 Every time you pass green, YOU'VE got to stop talking. 760 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,136 Yeah. Well, I must say, it's a bit of a swel... 761 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,960 Try the opposite way. 762 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,680 Hello, I'm now talking and you're not ta... 763 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,776 Every time you're on the green thing you make a noise. 764 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,080 Yeah. Noise time. 765 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,040 ALARM BLARES That's not it. 766 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,160 Are you guys enjoying the task? 767 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,880 Really not enjoying it, genuinely. 768 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,560 Cos I don't like trying to solve something 769 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,736 when I don't know what it is I'm supposed to be solving. 770 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,680 Can I suggest something? Lighting up? No! 771 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,376 Have we tried it where, when I'm on the green, 772 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,680 you talk and I don't talk? 773 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,880 Yeah, we did that. That didn't work. No. 774 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,080 What was that about? Cos that was the white. 775 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,160 It is consistent. 776 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,440 Consistently annoying. 777 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,200 Right, look, I'm going to try something. 778 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,880 We're here now, we've got nothing to lose. 779 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,176 Yeah. I'm talking now, I'm tal... 780 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,680 ALARM BLARES Right. Yeah. 781 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,680 So that sets it off. Yeah, and I'm talking now. 782 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,600 Right, so we can't talk. 783 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,680 Animal noises? Seems like a stretch. 784 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,800 Why don't we make the noise of the alarm? 785 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,400 Wa-wa-wa-wa! 786 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,000 Wa-wa-wa-wa! 787 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,840 Wa-wa-wa, wa-wa-wa! 788 00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,720 Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa! 789 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,600 Wa-wa-wa! 790 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,680 Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa! 791 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,440 Wa-wa-wa-wa. 792 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,520 I've never solved a puzzle before and still not know how I solved it. 793 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,440 Very good. I just would like it noted 794 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:16,000 that I think that Mike runs like a lion stalked gazelle. 795 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,560 And I'd like to point out, yet again, 796 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,600 that he has, instinctively, a Victorian dialect he employs. 797 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:28,680 When he was asked, just him to talk, he said, "Well, I must say." 798 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,640 It's just entirely bizarre. Tell me what the system is. 799 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,880 The alarm goes off after seven seconds of silence 800 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,000 or when someone says a word containing the letter T. 801 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,840 Right. Like tank top or rabbit. 802 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,720 How would we have ever got that? So, they stumbled across their victory. 803 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,000 This one was very much which team stumbled across the code first. 804 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,000 "Well, I must say." 805 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,200 Right, well, you'll just have to wait until after the break 806 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,800 to see how the others got on. We'll see you then. 807 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,480 {\an5}Welcome back to the final part of the show, 808 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,560 {\an5}where each team is trying to escape the Taskmaster complex. 809 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,800 The teams had to try and get through the front gate, 810 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,440 stepping only on the stepping stones, but they couldn't say 811 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,240 any words containing the letter T or have any periods of silence 812 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,600 over seven seconds, otherwise the alarm would go off 813 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,400 and they'd have to start all over again. 814 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,440 So, which team's going to get the five points? 815 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,440 Here's how the team of three got on. Play on. 816 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,600 {\an5}Yeah. ALARM BLARES 817 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,080 Wait, is that..? I think the red one set it off. OK. 818 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,040 We can move the stepping stones, so if you step like this and then... 819 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,360 Oh. How? It's not just the red ones. 820 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,040 Oh, maybe we've got to step at the same time? Yeah, maybe. 821 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,040 I think... I went too fast. 822 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,840 Yeah, went too distanced. OK, sorry. OK. 823 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,640 {\an5}One, two... 824 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,560 {\an5}Maybe only one of us go? 825 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,336 {\an5}Oh, maybe you have to remember the ones that set off the alarm? 826 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,720 So, mine's after the green. 827 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,720 Last time it was after the green. 828 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,760 {\an5}ALARM BLARES Hang on, I didn't even step on it then. 829 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,200 OK, so what's the situation? 830 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:18,280 {\an5}Cos there must be someone watching us and then doing the buzzer when we do the thing. 831 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,800 Do we sabotage the person behind in the caravan with the buzzer? 832 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,320 What, we go and attack them? 833 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,560 Is there something we say beforehand? Turn the alarm off. 834 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,000 {\an5}ALARM BLARES Ooh, I was so sure. 835 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,000 That should be the solution to it. The colour? 836 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,040 Maybe we say the colour as we walk on them? 837 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:40,560 Yeah, sure. OK. 838 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,640 {\an5}White. 839 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,960 My favourite colour is not... 840 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,040 Red, red, red. Red. 841 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,480 {\an5}White. Red. White. ALARM BLARES 842 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,520 Do you want to just try and sprint? 843 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,920 Backwards? 844 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,680 {\an5}"Every time the alarm goes off..." 845 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,480 {\an5}Red, red, red, red, white, red. 846 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,056 Just say red the whole time. Did you see how far I got with red? 847 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:20,680 Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, 848 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:26,480 red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red. 849 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,360 Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red. 850 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,720 Red, red, red, red, red. Red, red, red, red, red. 851 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,560 Red, red. Yes! 852 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,040 We did it. 853 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,640 Thank you, team. Well done. 854 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,520 Oh, wow. 855 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,880 Jamali cracked it. 856 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,640 The frustration that you felt, I think, 857 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,600 was neatly summed up by the classic, "What's the situation?" 858 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,920 Oh, my God! It's like a bad line, that is. It would be a line that, 859 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,920 if you wrote in a script, someone would say, 860 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,120 "Well, you can't say that, no-one ever says 'what's the situation?'" 861 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,240 I'm genuinely on tenterhooks about the situation, 862 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,880 cos I don't know who did it fastest. 863 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,520 I mean, I know what the situation is. I think the situation's bad. 864 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,080 The team of two took 12 minutes 24. 865 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,240 Yeah. The team of three, 15 minutes 50. 866 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,320 Oh. However... Ah. ..it's not about that, 867 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,520 it's who set off the alarm the fewest times. 868 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,560 Oh, yes. 869 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,320 Well, I must say. 870 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,400 I tell you what, that is not the situation I was expecting. 871 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,320 So Jamali, Charlotte, and Sarah only set off the alarm 34 times. 872 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,680 OK. That's quite a lot, isn't it? 873 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,800 Yes. Mike and Lee 21 times, so they win the five points. 874 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,160 Five points! 875 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,000 Let's have a look at the scores. 876 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,640 I'm going to give you series score update, if you want, Greg. 877 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,800 Yes, I do want. Charlotte, you've got 77 points. 878 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,920 Well done. Thank you. 879 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,640 But everyone has got a lot more than you. 880 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,000 Right. I'd expect that. 881 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,280 Jamali has 95, Lee and Mike are joint second with 100. 882 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,200 Sarah, 15 points ahead on 115. 883 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,600 Oh, it's narrowing. It's narrowing. 884 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,360 It is narrowing. Now, we've got a game on. 885 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,000 We do, and in this episode, Lee is on 17 points in the lead. 886 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,920 Romping ahead. 887 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,120 OK, everybody, make your way to the stage 888 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,560 for the final task of the show. 889 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,680 Lovely. The gloved contestants. 890 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,320 And the wellies. And the wellies. 891 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,040 Look at Uncle Mike. Lovely. Yeah. 892 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,160 That's how I imagine he dresses most days. 893 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,680 Who's going to read the task? 894 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,080 I have it, captain. Please. 895 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,080 "Make your rubber gloves and wellies as heavy as possible 896 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,000 "whilst wearing your rubber gloves and wellies. 897 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,360 "You have 90 seconds. 898 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,400 "You must only put things in your rubber gloves for the first minute." 899 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:48,000 You can put stuff in your wellies after the second whistle. 900 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,480 Your 90 seconds starts. 901 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,880 Spoons, marbles, gaffer. 902 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,600 You must stay on your spots, as always. 903 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,360 Urgh. And off they go. 904 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,000 Marbles are out. 905 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,640 Marbles are really out. 906 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,120 Ah! 907 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,080 I can't hear anything anymore. Pardon? 908 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,000 I can't hear anything anymore. 909 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,600 I did a little joke about hearing. Really good. 910 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,320 Pardon? Really good. 911 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,640 Oh, my God, they were coming out. 912 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,880 WHISTLE BLOWS It's wellies time. 913 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,040 We're onto wellies. 914 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,920 In ten seconds, you must stand still. 915 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,360 Ten seconds. 916 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,840 WHISTLE BLOWS Please stand up. 917 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,400 Release your fingers. Release... Michael. Oh, f. 918 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,760 I think Wozniak has snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. 919 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,920 Right, stay where you are. 920 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,200 We'll weigh all those and we'll see how it's affected the final scores. 921 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,360 Welcome back. Thanks, mate. 922 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,840 No. Cobber. Thanks, cobber. OK. 923 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,200 Well, they had different methods and very different results as well. 924 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,600 Some seemed very impressive, but did they stick by the rules? 925 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,160 Well, there was a bucket system engineered up there. 926 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,456 All the men, in fact, gaffered the buckets to their wellies. 927 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,720 Charlotte's wellies and rubber gloves were the lightest. 928 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,000 0.95 kilograms. Mm-hm. 929 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,200 And then we have Mike, who had a very heavy one, 930 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,776 but they all fell out at the last second. So, he came second last. 931 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,240 Which was delicious. 932 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,760 1.09kgs. 933 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,680 Sarah, 1.12kg. 934 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,960 Then it's between Jamali and Lee. Uh-oh. 935 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,960 Jamali, 5.36, Lee, 6.42 in total. Woah. 936 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,640 So, Charlotte was in last with one, uh, two to Mike, 937 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,960 three to Sarah, four to Jamali, five to Lee. 938 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,360 However... Yeah. ..there was one other rule, 939 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:14,680 which was whilst wearing your rubber gloves and wellies. 940 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:19,240 Right. Jamali took off his rubber gloves after 18 seconds. 941 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,320 Aww. 942 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,680 He devised a bucket system, but he then 943 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:26,560 couldn't get into the gaffer tape wearing the rubber gloves. 944 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,920 It was fiddly. Aww, man. 945 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,520 It feels so cruel. 946 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,800 It's obviously no points, but he invented the bucket system. 947 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,176 I very rarely give out a bonus point, but because you invented 948 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,336 the bucket system, I'm going to give him a bonus point. 949 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,480 Oh, thank you. Lucky Jamali. You're welcome. Yeah. 950 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,920 All right, uh, but Lee Mack wins the task. There it is! 951 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,000 I'm delighted. The happiest day of my life. 952 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,120 And so, I'd say the scores are in. 953 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,440 It's a familiar face in last place. 954 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,760 Hello, Charlotte. Hiya. 955 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,720 You've got nine points, but the winner with 22 points is Lee Mack! 956 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,400 Hey! It happened. It had to happen eventually. 957 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,600 Lee Mack wins! 958 00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,520 Please go and hoard your hangable heirlooms. 959 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,600 Woo! 960 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,960 So, what have we learned today? 961 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,200 We've learned it's been confirmed that Charlotte Ritchie 962 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,760 has a future as a children's television presenter. 963 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,880 Her first show is called What's The Situation? 964 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,160 And on it, she'll be joined 965 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,560 by her two puppet sidekicks, Boing and Ganoosh. 966 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,840 Only three to go. 967 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,240 For now, let's see tonight's winner revel in his glory. 968 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,600 It's Lee Mack!