1 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:12,340 {\an1}HE GASPS 2 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:13,740 {\an1}HOOTER GOES OFF 3 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:17,340 {\an1}HE YELLS 4 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,860 {\an1}YELLING AND SHRIEKING 5 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,580 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 6 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,580 Yes. Hello. 7 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,580 Thank you and welcome to Taskmaster 8 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:42,460 and a warm welcome it is, too, because I am in a very good mood. 9 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,260 There's going to be some very generous scoring today, 10 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,740 lots of positivity, no harsh judgements, 11 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:49,500 loads of extra bonus points. 12 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:52,460 And what I've just described is a dream I had last night. 13 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:55,020 I woke up in a cold sweat and I've been furious ever since. 14 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:57,420 I'm so full of hate! 15 00:00:57,460 --> 00:01:00,020 So please welcome and pity Iain Stirling. 16 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,180 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 17 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:04,500 Joe Thomas. 18 00:01:04,540 --> 00:01:06,100 Lou Sanders. 19 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:08,020 Paul Sinha. 20 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:10,140 And Sian Gibson. 21 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:15,540 And here by my side is a biological enigma 22 00:01:15,580 --> 00:01:18,020 with exactly 30% fewer bones than the average person. 23 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:21,020 {\an1}It's the floppy little Alex Horne. 24 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:25,340 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It's true. That's actually true. 25 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:30,660 Hi, Greg. Hi. How are you? Fine. How am I? Yeah - wearing. 26 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:33,980 I'll tell you what I'm wearing. 27 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:37,340 I'm wearing a newly modified assistant's coat 28 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:39,260 with a rehydration function. 29 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,900 And if you can see in there, there's a pouch with a little tube 30 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:43,380 that goes up there, comes out here, 31 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:46,020 so at any point you can have a little drink of squash. 32 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:50,660 You need to keep hydrated because of your skin. OK. 33 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,700 LAUGHTER Keep sucking. 34 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:54,220 Keep sucking. 35 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:56,860 Good. And now dilute with the water. Dilute... Fucking hell. 36 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,460 Dilute with the water. 37 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:03,820 That's it. Yeah. 38 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:06,740 Fuck. 39 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:12,460 I mean, you know - eight series, that is the first funny thing you've done. 40 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:15,420 Look how pleased he is with himself. 41 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:18,380 I did a thing and he likes it. He did a thing. 42 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:21,100 Right, let's press on. Price Task. Let's get on with it. 43 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:23,380 Yes, today it features my favourite word 44 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:26,860 because they have to bring in the best slippery thing. 45 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:30,260 Want to know my favourite slippery thing, Greg? No. 46 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:34,620 So the person that brings in the best slippery thing gets five points 47 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:37,020 and at the end of the show the person with the most points 48 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,940 will take home all five slippery things - 49 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:40,700 if they can hold onto them. 50 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:48,140 OK, Sian - Sian Gibson. What slippery thing have you brought in? 51 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:51,860 Slippers. Here they are. They are memory foam slippers. 52 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:56,060 They are amazing because I've just discovery memory foam. Yeah? 53 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,900 It's like walking on little clouds. Oh, lovely. Mm. 54 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:02,100 Do you know what the category was? Something slippery. 55 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:07,420 'Slip... So, purely, it's got the words... Slipper. ..slipper in it, has it? 56 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:10,660 Yeah. Try and justify it before I put you in last place. 57 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:13,820 I don't know how more slippery you can get than a pair of slippers. 58 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,660 In Sian's defence, I do think they are slip-ons. OK. 59 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,620 All right, so they're more slippery than I thought. 60 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,220 I've still got a bad feeling about your ranking. 61 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,700 Sian's opened the batting. Who's next? Iain? 62 00:03:30,740 --> 00:03:33,500 It's an alien in an egg. Here it is. The alien in the egg. 63 00:03:33,540 --> 00:03:36,100 From the '90s. 64 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:40,140 It's good. It's got like slippery gunky stuff. 65 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:42,420 And there's a little slippery... Can we see inside it? 66 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:44,700 Yes, I can introduce you to the inside. There we go. 67 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:48,460 Ah! The bad news for you, Iain, is that I was a teacher in the '90s, 68 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,580 presumably when you were a child, 69 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:55,260 and I confiscated many an alien capsule. 70 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:58,140 And then kept them and made your own world. 71 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,620 Never mind what I did with them. 72 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:06,220 The point is I'm fairly certain they were sticky, not slippery. 73 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:10,540 'They're definitely more slippery than a slipper. I am in agreement with you on that. 74 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:12,780 Lou? Can you beat an alien or a slipper? 75 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:16,300 Well, have you heard of the phrase slip-sliding around? 76 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:18,500 Simon and Garfunkel song? Mm. More or less. 77 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:23,300 Add Nasty Nick to that, a slippery character, 78 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:25,460 and voila. 79 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:31,300 It's a... It's a slippy old slide with Nasty Nick on top of it. 80 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:35,020 It is slippery and she's used a double meaning for slippery. Mm. 81 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,900 Nasty Nick was a very slippery character. 82 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:39,780 Yes. They said, "He worms his way into people's confidentiality." 83 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:42,740 That's the description from the very first episode. Slippery. 84 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:44,700 What a slippery character! 85 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:46,780 Who's next? Paul? What could be more slippery, 86 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:50,780 and I spent a lot of money on this, than a banana skin? 87 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,700 There it is. 88 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:55,540 Legendarily slippy. Old school slippy. 89 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:58,540 Most slippery food product you will ever eat. 90 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:01,300 And then I thought, you've heard of banoffee pie, 91 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:03,020 the portmanteau of banana and toffee. 92 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:06,180 So I've gone for ban-jelly pie. 93 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:08,820 OK. Here's ban-jelly pie. Ban-jelly pie! 94 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,300 He's not finished yet, Greg. 95 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:15,380 I mean, I'm already slipping all over the place. 96 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:18,180 To make it even more slippery... Yeah? 97 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,980 ..I've added a pair of slippers. 98 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,180 What?! APPLAUSE 99 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:27,300 He's a Chaser. Duality of meaning. 100 00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:31,180 Slippery can mean slippy and can mean "like slippers". 101 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:35,380 Why are you only just piping up now? Why didn't you say this before? 102 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,300 He's upped the game. He's taken your slippers 103 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:39,780 and raised it a jelly and a banana skin. I know! 104 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:41,900 It's looking good for Paul Sinha. 105 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:45,140 Er, Joe... Really? Yeah. Yeah, really, yeah. 106 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:47,340 Hi, Joe. Hello. 107 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,740 Soap. 108 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:52,140 Five points. 109 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:53,780 There is the soap. 110 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:56,620 There's no way that... 111 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:59,300 It's classic. It's classically slippery. 112 00:05:59,340 --> 00:06:02,220 Yeah, I certainly think of soap as being slippery 113 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:06,540 but if we can just eke this chat out for a few more seconds... Yeah. 114 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:08,580 Er... Soap, soap, soapy, soapy, soap, soap. 115 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:12,740 If you like soap so much, Nasty Nick is a soap character, 116 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:14,580 so it works on three levels. 117 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,420 AUDIENCE: Ah! Thank... Thank you. 118 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,460 Thank you. She's got a point. She's a got a point. 119 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,140 Yeah. 120 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,420 You've seen all five slippery things. Yes, please. 121 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:24,860 Do you want to judge? Yes, please. 122 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:26,820 I'm going to give Sian's slippers two points, 123 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:29,540 just because there was only one level of slipperiness 124 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:32,740 and that's her feet slipping in to her non-sticky slippers. OK. 125 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:35,540 Erm, just because it gave me happy memories of the '90s 126 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:38,940 and confiscating toys off children, I'll give Iain three points. 127 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:40,340 OK. Three to Iain. 128 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:43,020 And you're not going to believe this but I am going to do it. 129 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:46,300 I am going to give four points to the banana king. 130 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:52,340 'But soap is such a slippery substance, I'm going to give them four points, Joe and Paul. 131 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:55,900 Which means that Lou gets either one or five. That's right. 132 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:59,460 And I thought I'd leave that as an exciting... Mm. 133 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,940 Drum roll at the end. 134 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:09,260 'So many levels of slippy - five points. Five points to Lou! CHEERING 135 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:11,900 OK. Task Time. It is. 136 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:14,980 And it's a puzzling one with fruit and bowls and things. Here we go. 137 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,660 Hello, mate. Hello. 138 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,300 Oh, you sneaky sausage. 139 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:32,380 Do you want me to...? Yes, please. 140 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:36,380 Ah. OK. 141 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:40,300 I wouldn't. No? Oh. 142 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:42,620 Oh, I'm going to love this. 143 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:44,940 "Find the pink ladies." 144 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:47,860 "If you touch or move a bowl, you must turn it over." 145 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,860 So I can't touch or move one. 146 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:51,740 Oh, but I can look underneath. 147 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:55,540 "If you find the green egg you are disqualified." 148 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,740 No, no, no, no. The task is on the bench. 149 00:07:57,780 --> 00:07:59,580 Oh, the task is on... 150 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,860 Remember the task? I remember about the task, yeah. 151 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,300 Erm... 152 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:05,300 Most pink ladies wins. You have ten minutes. 153 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:07,420 Your time starts now. I don't understand. 154 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:09,620 If you touch or move a bowl you must turn it over. 155 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:11,820 So I just turn all the bowls over? 156 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:17,140 "Find the pink ladies." APPLAUSE 157 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,580 So there's not much to say. Pretty straightforward. 158 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:26,580 My only observations are, Sian saw some upturned bowls on some benches 159 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:29,180 and said, "Oh, I am going to love this." 160 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:31,780 And, I mean, I've... 161 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:32,860 I can't imagine why. 162 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:35,460 It's party time. 163 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,260 ♪ Boop! ♪ 164 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:41,180 Erm... And secondly, the phrase sneaky sausage - simply unacceptable. 165 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:46,140 OK, we're going to let Iain and Joe have a go first. 166 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:48,420 It's the Needy Guys. 167 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:50,380 You can't... Whoa! 168 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:52,700 I nearly feel and hurt myself then. 169 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:56,180 It feels a bit pervy, looking up at the bowl. 170 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:58,580 I mean, I don't know if that's what you're meant to do. 171 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,740 I mean, I don't know - I'm just going to do this. 172 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,820 'Oh, I see. The pink... Right, OK. Well, that's one. 173 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,260 'They're apples. Of course. 174 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:10,820 Oh! Is pink ladies an apple? 175 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,220 Oh-ho! Sussed it, son! 176 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,700 'That is actually... That's working quite well, actually. 177 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:21,740 Huh! 178 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:24,340 That is a pink lady! 179 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:28,540 That one, I can't see it. For what it's worth, I think that's... 180 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:32,500 The oranges are just... That's just a non-event? OK. 181 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,100 Well, I mean, is it...? Well. 182 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,060 OK, yeah, right, fine. I'm telling you. 183 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,340 'It's a pink lady. 184 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,580 'Oh, no! You have to turn that one over. 185 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:44,260 'No. You have to. You touched it. 186 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,500 If that's a green egg... 187 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,820 Pink lady! 188 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:53,500 Yeah. That's three. 189 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:55,100 Pink lady. 190 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:57,500 'On that one it says, "Look at the cow." Right. 191 00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:59,860 What cow? Look at the cow? 192 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,740 Which word is he struggling with? Well, I suppose it's cow. 193 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:07,500 "Look at the back of the clipboard." 194 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,820 Is this looking at the cow? 195 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,740 Is it your clipboard? 196 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,220 Oh, my God. 197 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:15,500 "Look on the other side of the cow." 198 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:17,460 For fuck's sake! 199 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:21,980 "There are five pink ladies." That's not any use to me! 200 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:23,900 Oh! 201 00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:26,420 I've got them. There are five pink ladies. 202 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,340 I've got five, so I think I'm finished. 203 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:30,820 WHISTLE BLOWS Thank you, Joe. Thanks a lot. 204 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:34,740 'Do you want to showboat by opening the other two? I really want to showboat. 205 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,380 Ah, OK. Interesting. 206 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:40,660 What have you found? I've found a little grid here. 207 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:44,820 There's a diagram. I think that's another satsuma in the middle. 208 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,580 And that's the green egg. 209 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,500 Oh, no! 210 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,140 Oh! 211 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:54,660 Right. 212 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:58,500 I want to showboat. I'm doing it, I'm doing it. 213 00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:00,060 What did I say? That one? 214 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,260 Fuck it. 215 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,660 Arrgh! 216 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,900 Damn it! Yeah, it's a shame. 217 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:09,420 Honestly, I had to. 218 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,060 Once the idea was there, you have to do it. 219 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:15,980 'What happened? I was convinced I was going to come across as like a genius. 220 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:18,100 Sadly, not to be. 221 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:22,460 Yeah, I'm afraid he is disqualified from the task. Ah! 222 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,140 Get in! LAUGHTER 223 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:29,820 Joe, you seem to feel guilty about perving on an apple. Yeah. 224 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,580 And I would say, despite the dithering, 225 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,900 he found all five pink ladies and succeeded. 226 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:35,740 And later on he found the pattern as well 227 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:38,300 but by then he'd succeeded in completing the task. 228 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:42,940 Well, maybe he's my Hugh Grant-esque strategy expert? Yes. 229 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:46,780 Hello. It is the end of part one. 230 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:50,660 Iain's off to a terrible start. Can he claw it back from here? 231 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,660 Will anyone else find the green egg? Find out in part two! 232 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,540 {\an1}CHEERING 233 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,820 {\an4}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 234 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:07,660 Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 235 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,180 I like what you've all done with your hair. 236 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:12,380 Now, what was happening before the break, Alex? 237 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,580 Well, that's one great question, Greg. Spot on. Cheers, mate. 238 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:21,580 Well, the current task involves them trying to find five pink lady apples 239 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,820 underneath nine bowls. 240 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:26,180 But if they find the green egg, it's game over. 241 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:29,940 'Next it's Paul Sinha and the pink lady herself, Lou Sanders. 242 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:32,860 How many pink ladies are there? Good question. 243 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,500 Eight? OK. Are there? 244 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:37,500 Huh! I can't tell you that. Right. 245 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,220 'One pink lady. 246 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,820 You see the temptation is to stick at one. 247 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,540 The temptation is to assume 248 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:47,580 that others will go hell for leather 249 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,940 trying to accumulate as many pink ladies as possible 250 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,500 and eventually have the green egg. 251 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:56,500 I can't see that one. Eight and nine is 72... 252 00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:58,220 Eight and nine and seven... 56. 253 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,100 What is a pink lady? 254 00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:02,020 It is an apple. 255 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:04,500 A pink lady's an apple, Alex. 256 00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:07,060 It's not a pink lady. 257 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,260 It's not a green egg. This changes the odds. 258 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,980 That's an apple, babe. 259 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,780 'It's an apple! 260 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,580 'That's another pink lady. 261 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:17,780 'There you go. 262 00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:19,860 {\an8}"Look at the cow." 263 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:25,900 336. 264 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:30,780 Nine times eight times seven is 336. Over 504. 265 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:34,780 That's 65% chance of being right three times in a row. 266 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,980 'And I'm sticking. "There are five pink ladies." 267 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,500 'How many apples are there altogether? Five. 268 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,900 How many more have you got to find? Two. Good. 269 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,180 OK. Is there a formation? 270 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:55,340 Oh! This one, this one, this one. 271 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:56,740 Ten seconds. 272 00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:58,580 'There's more, there's more. 273 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,780 'There's more indicators. 274 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:04,020 WHISTLE BLOWS Well, Lou, you found the pattern. 275 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,460 Well done, Lou. Four. Not bad, actually. 276 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,380 Oh, there it is as well! 277 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:10,620 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Oh, yes. 278 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:20,260 Another incredible contrast, I think, between two styles of approach. 279 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,300 Paul's, some master chess player, 280 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:25,100 after the initial wild grab, of course. 281 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:28,380 That's what I'm famous for. Yeah. The old Sinha wild grab. 282 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,340 But then he started calculating odds. 283 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:33,900 Contrast that with Lou shouting, "That's an apple, babe!" 284 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:38,060 Paul didn't fail the test, like Iain. He got two. 285 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,100 Lou did better than him, right? Yes. She got twice as many apples. 286 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:43,300 Running around like a child, she got twice as many. 287 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,140 She also spotted the grid. Spotted the grid - spotted it too late. 288 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:48,700 Yes, spotted it too late. Yeah. Yup. Good. 289 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:52,460 One left. Yes, there is Sian Gibson left. 290 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,140 Ready? Yes. 291 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:57,180 Erm... 292 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:59,620 I'm just going to turn one over. 293 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,300 'I found a pink lady! 294 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:06,940 'OK. So I'm just going to randomly guess which are pink ladies? 295 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,180 Is that your method, is it? Yeah. 296 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,420 'Oh, my God! I'm good at this. 297 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,140 Oh - tangerine. 298 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,700 'I'm Derren Brown-ing it. 299 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:37,180 Satsuma. 300 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:44,020 What's going on? 301 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,220 I don't trust it. 302 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:47,420 {\an1}AUDIENCE GROAN 303 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,460 That's... Oh, I've got to open it now, haven't I? 304 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,420 That's the egg. You have touched it, I'm afraid. That's the egg. Is it? 305 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:53,540 Yeah. 306 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,460 {\an1}AUDIENCE GROAN 307 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,700 Is that it? Game over? 308 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,540 {\an1}APPLAUSE 309 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:05,980 'Did you think that the task was, "Randomly guess where some apples are?" 310 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:09,380 Do you know how much work he has to put into these tasks? 311 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:12,780 If he came to me with that and said, "This is called Random Apple Guess," 312 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,740 I'd physically attack him. Again. 313 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:18,340 I once went to see a clairvoyant and he said I had a gift. 314 00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:19,620 {\an1}LOU GASPS 315 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,660 {\an1}LAUGHTER 316 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,780 And I really thought that I was just channelling pink ladies. 317 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:28,140 Yeah. And you knew when you touched the bowl that the egg was in... 318 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:33,260 I knew it was in. You knew it was the egg. Ah! Nil points. Oh! 319 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,620 Paul gets three points, Lou four points, Joe five points! 320 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,180 Hooray! CHEERING 321 00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,780 I think we'll get a little scoreboard update, please. 322 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:44,620 OK, well, I'm afraid Sian has got minimal points - two points so far. 323 00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:48,020 But Joe and Lou are in the lead with nine points! Hooray! 324 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:54,660 Bring me another task, please. I will bring you another task. 325 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,140 And you've guessed it - I've been modelling again. 326 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,300 {\an1}LAUGHTER 327 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:00,660 {\an1}CROW CAWS 328 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:14,500 Hmm. 329 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,980 Come in. Hi, Alex. 330 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,300 Who is it? It's Joe Thomas. 331 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,500 From The Inbetweeners? Er, yeah. 332 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,740 How are you? Good. How are you? 333 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:25,580 Yeah. Yes. 334 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:29,140 Littlehornes 2019 Catalogue. That's me. 335 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:32,500 Sexy. Mm. Dream boy. 336 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:36,420 "Choose an outfit that the contestant 337 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:39,180 "whose first name comes after yours alphabetically must wear 338 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:40,580 "throughout a future task." 339 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,780 L-M. We're looking for an M. 340 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,380 It doesn't have to be directly after yours in the alphabet. 341 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:49,980 So L, M, N, O, P. Paul Sinha, for example. 342 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:52,940 Erm... Lou, no. Joe, no. 343 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:56,100 Iain, no. Well, it is Iain because there's no-one after you. 344 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,660 Oh! You could have just said that. I could have. 345 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:01,900 "You have two minutes to make your choice." 346 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,620 "Your time starts now." 347 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,780 J. Yeah, there's a contestant called Joe. 348 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:10,700 Oh, yeah! It's Lou, then. Yeah, it's Lou Sanders. OK. Yeah. 349 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:12,620 Do you know who you're choosing for? 350 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:16,100 I believe it's the lovely Sian Gibson. 351 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:19,300 Plenty of time. I like this because he's not got a top on in that one. 352 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:23,020 And you'd like to see Joe's chest? I'd like to see his chest. OK. 353 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:27,220 So, boxer, Santa... I think maybe the chef 354 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:29,620 but I specify that she must wear the mitts. 355 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,780 Does he have to have the hook on at all times? 356 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,500 I'm not going to be sadistic and make her struggle with the task 357 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,460 because she's wearing a pirate's hook. 358 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,620 A sexy pirate. Or, no, a convict. 359 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:44,420 'Is they're anything you're hoping to avoid if the same thing happens to you? 360 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:48,100 The boxing gloves and the pirate outfit. 361 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:49,700 And that's my final answer. 362 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:51,140 Thank you. 363 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,220 {\an1}APPLAUSE 364 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,180 Lovely. So presumably they based their choice of costume 365 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,860 on their knowledge of the person they were picking for. Yes. 366 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,420 Paul said he wasn't going to be sadistic, which was lovely. 367 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,980 I couldn't do it. Very nice. That's really sweet. Thanks. 368 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,500 Whereas Iain said, "I want to see his chest." 369 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:14,260 So were you attempting to hamper Lou's progress with the mitts? 370 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,460 Well, a little bit, yeah. I mean, I sort of... 371 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,500 What a nasty little snake. 372 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,780 I er... Yeah. 373 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:23,220 Can we have a look? We can see what they're all wearing now. 374 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,180 This is how they turned out for a future task. 375 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:40,220 Hello. How do you feel about the outfit? I love it. 376 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,900 Arrr! 377 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,740 Me hearties. Lovely. 378 00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:47,380 Hello. Oh, there you are. Yes, here I am. 379 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,700 Are you happy with the choice they've made for you? 380 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,740 Erm... I wanted boxer. 381 00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:55,620 Why did you want boxer? I think I'd be better at hitting than cooking. 382 00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,940 Hi, Joe. You all right? 383 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,260 Can I have a...? Yes. Yeah? Yeah. 384 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,380 Oh, hello, Paul. Heston Blumenthal, actually. 385 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,820 I put the buckle on back to front. Oh. 386 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,820 "I". 387 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,060 For Iain. For Iain - see? 388 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,660 IMITATES A DEEP SANTA VOICE Have you been a good boy? Always. 389 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,500 You're on my nice list. 390 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,500 Can you open the task, please, Joe? Mm-hm. 391 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:33,100 '"Correctly, wearing your complete outfit, identify the flavours of these clisps." 392 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,740 Is it worth you reading the word "crisps" correctly? 393 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:39,300 Crisps. What did I say? I think you put an L in it. 394 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:42,140 Clisps. Clisps. Clisps. 395 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:45,700 "Closest guesses wins. You have ten minutes." 396 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:47,540 "And your time starts now." 397 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:54,580 So my big theory that I'd be allowed to take the oven gloves off 398 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,820 is now in smithereens. 399 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,100 Some reactions to your costumes. 400 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,780 For Iain - lovely. 401 00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:07,140 'Personalised it and you were absolutely delighted to be dressed as a lovely pirate, weren't you? 402 00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:08,820 Oh, I was made up. Yeah. 403 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:14,660 Sian, I would definitely keep my children away from that Santa. 404 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,020 Something about you with a deep voice is not right at all. 405 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,860 DEEP VOICE Hello. 406 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,060 Northern Santa. 407 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:23,020 I'm Welsh. You're more northern than me. 408 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,940 Oh. Yeah. 409 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:30,980 Joe, I find it fascinating that you seemingly took absolutely no joy 410 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:35,100 in being dressed as a boxer. No, I wasn't. But I did. 411 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:38,580 Your face just said, "Yeah, yeah, so I'm a boxer. 412 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,500 "Now I'm going to have to get this open, clearly. 413 00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:43,980 "With these gloves." Yeah. 414 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:48,980 'Right. We'll find out how well they do identifying the Taskmaster crisp flavours 415 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:51,420 right after this invigorating commercial break. 416 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:52,740 {\an1}CHEERING 417 00:21:58,380 --> 00:22:00,860 {\an4}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 418 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:05,780 Hello! Hello and welcome back. 419 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:08,980 To Taskmaster, fancy dress and crisps. Am I right? 420 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:14,220 {\an1}CHEERING 421 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,580 It's very wet now. It's very wet now. 422 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:26,300 Here's... Here's Joe and Iain. 423 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:31,060 Oh! 424 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:36,500 Can you eat them? 425 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:44,500 It tastes a bit like sort of old potpourri. 426 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:48,980 'Mm. Can you say purple? As a flavour? Yeah, is that...? 427 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:51,980 Just because of the colour, like, maybe beetroot. It's not that. 428 00:22:58,580 --> 00:22:59,860 'AUDIENCE GROAN Huh? 429 00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:05,260 'Fucking hell. 430 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,420 'Right. I don't know what that is. 431 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:11,540 'Minty. 432 00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:14,580 {\an8}I'd honestly say that tastes like toothpaste. I mean, I don't... 433 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:21,060 'That tastes like charcoal. 434 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,500 'Burnt. Burnt? Burnt. 435 00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:24,580 'OK. So we've got purple, mint and burnt. 436 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,620 'That tastes like burnt toast. 437 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,820 'Bread! Burnt bread. 438 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,060 {\an4}HE RETCHES 439 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:41,580 'That's burnt again. 440 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,700 'Is it not the...? 441 00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:44,900 'Oh, it's claggy. 442 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,060 'Oh, wow! 443 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,700 Would you like a glass of water? Yep. 444 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,340 Ugh! That's bad. 445 00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,300 'Cocoa powder. 446 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:05,580 'Like the husk, like the bit of a peanut that you throw away. 447 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:08,900 'Ha! 448 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:15,500 'Just vinegar. It's sort of fishy, though. 449 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:25,260 {\an8}That's sweet but in a really weird way, 450 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,580 {\an8}like, erm, I don't know. 451 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:30,420 'Almost a... Almost a honey but... 452 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,580 Fishy vinegar. WHISTLE BLOWS 453 00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,980 Iain. 454 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:42,140 Iain just seems totally at home in that. 455 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:46,020 If he just turned up as standard in that costume I'd just buy it. 456 00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:48,900 I don't like who I become in that costume. 457 00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:52,620 You look more at home as a pirate than our boxing friend does. 458 00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:55,460 I won't be winning many belts, I don't think. 459 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,060 The pirate ate a lot of the crisps. 460 00:24:57,100 --> 00:25:00,020 He licked them all thoroughly, for some reason. Of course. 461 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:02,780 He couldn't wait to get them in his mouth. 462 00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:05,660 He didn't do bad. He got, I'd say, half a point for getting mint. Yeah. 463 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:08,020 Half a point for burnt bread. So close. 464 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:10,260 And half a point for cocoa powder. OK. 465 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:13,300 I've only just thought about that burnt bread thing now. 466 00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:16,580 That is toast, yeah. That is... That is... 467 00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:18,420 That's just hit home. Wow! 468 00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,140 And Joe? Joe did, I would say, slightly better. 469 00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:23,420 He got burnt toast exactly. He got toothpaste. 470 00:25:23,460 --> 00:25:25,380 So it's two whole correct answers. 471 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:28,260 You want to see the other three? Yes, please. Well, it's the triple C. 472 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,660 The chef, the chef and the Christmas. 473 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,180 Here we go. 474 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:40,460 Might take longer than ten minutes. 475 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,300 'Not something commercially successful, I don't think. 476 00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:48,060 'These aren't from the shop. 477 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:49,620 'Tastes like potpourri. 478 00:25:57,340 --> 00:26:00,100 'That tastes of something I know. 479 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:01,340 'Spearmint. 480 00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:03,140 'Toothpaste? 481 00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:04,660 'It's not sweet and it's not savoury. 482 00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,940 'You could use it in Asian cooking. 483 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,540 'Whoo! That's blue. 484 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:15,580 'Blueberry beef. Sorry - blueberry beef? Mm. 485 00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:19,620 'Actually, can I put blue seaweed? I might get a point for blue. 486 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:21,060 'Ugh! They are vile! 487 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,180 {\an8}That's the flavour of burnt. 488 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:25,780 {\an8}Cigarette ash? 489 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:29,700 {\an8}I can't eat that. That absolutely stinks 490 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:32,100 {\an8}of, like, a manky house. 491 00:26:32,140 --> 00:26:34,380 {\an8}Oh, God, they're just getting worse and worse. 492 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,220 I think we'll leave it there. 493 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:39,380 'Soap, toothpaste, no idea, 494 00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:42,380 'cigarette ash and no idea. 495 00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:46,140 WHISTLE BLOWS I'll see you on Christmas Eve. 496 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:48,180 Bye-bye. Goodbye. Thank you. 497 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:54,060 Whose manky house were you thinking of? Anyone in particular? 498 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,420 Paul's. Paul's? 499 00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:58,980 No, it's not Paul's. It's all the curry that I cook with toothpaste. 500 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:04,300 We'll be able to work out which crisps you tried, Paul, 501 00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:06,740 because most of them were round your face afterwards. 502 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:08,580 He got one point for toothpaste. Yeah. 503 00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:11,260 Sian got spearmint. I'll give her half a point for that. 504 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:13,340 Yeah. That feels right, doesn't it? Yeah. 505 00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:15,620 Maybe half for Lou for "taste of burnt"? 506 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:20,660 Taste of burnt? Sadly, no bonus point for just saying the colour blue. Mm. 507 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:23,260 It wasn't saying what colour things are. No. 508 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:27,020 'Good. Let's award some points. Sian and Lou get two points in joint fourth. Yes, please. 509 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:28,540 Three points to Paul, four to Iain 510 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,900 but the best taste buds were with Joe - five points. Hooray! 511 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:35,860 Yes! 512 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:40,020 Another one? Why not? OK, I'm just going to press this with this. 513 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,420 {\an1}HE GASPS 514 00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:54,580 Hello. Oh, hello. 515 00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:56,780 Funny thing, isn't it? 516 00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:01,740 Oh. Oh! Silly me. 517 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,220 Oh, my God. 518 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:07,380 Oh. 519 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,340 Oh. Sorry about that. 520 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:15,260 "Do the most powerful thing with your little finger." 521 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:19,340 "Most powerful thing done with your little finger wins." 522 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:24,580 "You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now." 523 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:28,180 "Do the most powerful thing with your little finger." 524 00:28:28,220 --> 00:28:30,540 OK. What's powerful? 525 00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:32,540 Dance. 526 00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:35,500 I kind of want some electricity out of it. 527 00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:40,460 Creating life. I could take some sperm... 528 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,980 Are you going to finish that sentence? 529 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,460 I'm just going to open the door with my little finger. Wow. 530 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,500 Does that count? 531 00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:57,220 No. OK. 532 00:28:58,700 --> 00:28:59,980 {\an1}APPLAUSE 533 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:07,220 I thought no-one was ever going to beat Josh Widdicombe from series one 534 00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:10,900 for commitment to this show by having my name tattooed on his foot. 535 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:13,180 And yet... If you were to impregnate yourself... 536 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:18,340 Good. I think... I think we should really quickly see some stuff. 537 00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:23,140 OK, for the first two we've clumped together are Iain and Paul 538 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:26,260 and I say clumped and I mean clumped. Here we go. 539 00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:30,300 I've got an idea. Oh, yeah? I could donate to a charity. 540 00:29:30,340 --> 00:29:32,580 Oh, yeah? Pretty powerful. 541 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:35,300 Changes lives. 542 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:39,940 'The most powerful thing I could do with my little finger is just confirm a financial deal. 543 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:43,700 I've got a relatively new computer. Congratulations. 544 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:47,420 'I'm thinking about maybe doing something online that's symbolically powerful 545 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,100 or could do a lot of good. 546 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:51,300 This is going to be pretty powerful. 547 00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:53,540 I donate to Mind quite a lot. 548 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:57,140 Mind's a good charity. What do Mind do? 549 00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:59,460 It's for better mental health. Oh! 550 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,700 I think I've found a really worthy cause, which is Oli and Henna. 551 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:04,900 Oli and Henna want to go on honeymoon. 552 00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:07,740 You can't get a better cause than that - the path of true love. 553 00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:09,780 This is what they've said. 554 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:12,780 "America holds many special memories for us from our holidays past." 555 00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:15,540 So they've been before. "We're hoping to travel from Los Angeles 556 00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:16,740 "to San Francisco, 557 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:19,220 "walk on the Hollywood stars..." Bit dull. 558 00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,380 Sorry - do you know Oli and Henna? No. I literally... 559 00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:26,540 All I know about them is what I can see on the screen here. 560 00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:28,700 Will you be anonymous or will they know it was you? 561 00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:30,860 Oh, no - they'll know it was me. 562 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:34,940 I'm not going to donate to a cause and have them not know it was me. 563 00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:36,820 That's absolutely outrageous. 564 00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:39,060 "Is this the first time you've donated to Mind?" 565 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,460 No. 566 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:44,300 'And also, this is coming out of my current account, not my business account, 567 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:48,420 even though charitable donations are tax deductible. 568 00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:50,460 Well, that makes it even more powerful. 569 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,620 {\an1}HE LAUGHS 570 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:58,540 Only I, right, only I can donate to charity and make it look dickish. 571 00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:00,820 Here goes, Oli and Henna. 572 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:04,940 Are you going to reveal to us how much you're donating? 573 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:07,700 Yes. It's 100 British pounds. 574 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:11,620 You know what I'll do? A monthly donation. 575 00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:13,260 A monthly donation of how much? 576 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:16,540 Erm, let's say £8. 577 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:20,220 £8. A monthly donation. Plus Gift Aid. 578 00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:22,500 Finish. 579 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:24,380 PHONE TINGS It's been accepted. 580 00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:26,580 And if that's not powerful enough, 581 00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:29,260 I'm going to karate chop a bit of shortbread. 582 00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:30,860 Ha-jah! 583 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,820 APPLAUSE Thank you, Iain. 584 00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:41,700 I've got to refer to the relevance of how new your computer is. 585 00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:46,900 'No, I just trusted it to do the transaction within 30 minutes, that's all. 586 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,540 Because it was relatively new? Mm. 587 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:52,900 'Cos we all know that confirming a financial deal is the most powerful thing. 588 00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:55,620 I mean, Iain's is a very worthy thing to do. Yeah. 589 00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:58,220 Is £8 a month powerful? 590 00:31:58,260 --> 00:32:01,020 Still every month I get a little "ping". 591 00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:04,260 So we presume you're going to live for the next 50 years. Is that right? 592 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:07,980 Scottish - 30. LAUGHTER 593 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:10,180 We're probably looking at about three grand. 594 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,980 Powerful? Three grand to charity? 595 00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:15,460 I could donate to a charity, like Iain did, 596 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,420 and it would be a mere drop in the ocean 597 00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:20,580 or I could make some actual, positive influence. 598 00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:22,700 I thought if they go to the West Coast of America, 599 00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:26,180 my donation could give them a good night out in a top steak restaurant. 600 00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:28,300 Well, of course! A top steak restaurant! 601 00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:33,420 Of course you could buy them a lovely night out in a top steak restaurant 602 00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:35,860 but why are we paying for their honeymoon? 603 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:40,300 There's no we about it - it's me. I tell you who it is. 604 00:32:40,340 --> 00:32:42,820 According to his quote, "I'm the Sinnerman from The Chase 605 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:45,900 "and I'm a legend when it comes to inexplicable generosity." 606 00:32:45,940 --> 00:32:47,980 LAUGHTER That's what he wrote. 607 00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:55,180 Who's next? Next to prove her pinkie power, it's Lou. 608 00:32:59,420 --> 00:33:00,660 And that's me ready to go. 609 00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:06,300 OK, this is a powerful piece of theatre 610 00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,740 and it's called Sea Change. 611 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:36,140 And that's the thing with pollution. You have to expect the unexpected. 612 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,900 {\an1}APPLAUSE 613 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:42,540 I reckon... SIAN LAUGHS 614 00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:46,860 The intention was really good. Really good. It was very noble. 615 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,740 Mm. Yeah. 616 00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:51,060 If... Without explanation, if you saw... 617 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,940 If you just saw the final finished performance, 618 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:56,380 I'm not sure how powerful a statement it is. 619 00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:59,940 It's theatre. Do you go to the theatre? Yeah, yeah. 620 00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:01,940 But if I paid to go to the theatre 621 00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:06,740 and I saw a woman push a brick off a barrel into a bowl full of ducks... 622 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:09,500 And babies, and babies. And babies. 623 00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:13,020 I'm not sure perhaps I'd have picked up on your powerful message. 624 00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:14,740 It was very creative. 625 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:17,140 Uh-oh. Break time. Good luck. Bye-bye. 626 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,060 {\an1}CHEERING 627 00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:26,820 {\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 628 00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:33,260 Hello. Welcome back to the last part of today's show. 629 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:36,660 Yes, welcome back to Taskmaster, where today's secret colour is pink. 630 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,780 We've had pink ladies, pink crisps and pinkies. 631 00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:41,580 Well done if you spotted that. It was definitely deliberate. 632 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:44,580 Next to power up his pinkie it's Joe Thomas, 633 00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:46,780 which is also a euphemism for a pinkie. 634 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:10,940 {\an1}APPLAUSE 635 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:17,780 Now, that is how to get an issue across. 636 00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:21,940 I mean, that was more powerful than bricks on the ducks. 637 00:35:21,980 --> 00:35:24,380 Pleased with that? You've got to be pleased with that. 638 00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,420 You've got to be pleased with that. Yeah. 639 00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:28,860 And your walk away was... 640 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:32,100 quite the sashay. 641 00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:35,100 It was a striking message, wasn't it? 642 00:35:35,140 --> 00:35:36,420 Oh, boy. GROANING 643 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:40,380 Oh, that's... He was doing well. Oh, dear, oh, dear. That's a shame. 644 00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:42,340 Erm... That is a shame. 645 00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:44,060 Let's have a look at Sian's. OK, yes. 646 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:48,700 It's the person with the smallest pinkie here, Sian Gibson. 647 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:51,700 Got your little fingers? 648 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:53,740 Ready? I'm ready. 649 00:35:53,780 --> 00:35:54,820 OK. 650 00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:58,580 This is Trevor. 651 00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:00,460 Hmm. 652 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,300 OK. Shhh. 653 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,980 {\an1}LAUGHTER 654 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,420 Wow. That's powerful. 655 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,940 Changed colour, as well. 656 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:21,140 It's the heat. 657 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:23,860 OK, my friend? Are you going stay with Uncle Alex? 658 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:26,500 Yes, you are. OK, well, thank you, Sian. 659 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:28,500 And don't touch him for a while. 660 00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:31,420 Still hot? Still hot. 661 00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:32,740 Bye. 662 00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:45,460 Taking on all the big issues, aren't we... Oh, we are. ..in this round? 663 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,060 Creating life. Yeah. 664 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:49,820 But I'm surprised you chose a guinea pig, 665 00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:51,780 given that the word was "powerful". 666 00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:54,220 I thought you'd go for a more powerful animal, no? 667 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:56,580 What's more powerful than a guinea pig? 668 00:36:56,620 --> 00:37:00,060 I mean, a dog? Yes. A horse? Horse. Horse. 669 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:02,660 I couldn't fit it in that tray. 670 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:06,300 Yeah, it was tray first. Oh! Tray first, idea next. 671 00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:08,620 That's it, yeah. Classic Gibson. 672 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:11,300 Ready? Who are you giving points to? 673 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:13,740 I'm giving two points to Lou. Shut up! 674 00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:16,060 Yeah, you shut up. You shut up. 675 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,220 Honestly, that's a mistake. OK. 676 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:20,660 Let's go with it, though. 677 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:22,380 {\an1}LAUGHTER 678 00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:25,420 Iain, it's a worthy thing he did. Yes. 679 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:28,860 'Even if he was a bit mean, so I'm going to give him three points. Three to Iain. 680 00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,980 And I'm going to give Paul three points. 681 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:35,140 'You're full of horse shit. Sorry, sorry. Lou's just saying you're full of horse shit. OK. 682 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:38,140 If she says one more thing I'm going to take a point off her. Oh! 683 00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:41,060 Oh, God. The guinea pig, the guinea pig. 684 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:44,260 RSPCA. I don't know if it's shit or good. 685 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,220 I don't know if it's shit or good. 686 00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:50,100 Did you think it was powerful? 687 00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:51,740 No. 688 00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,820 No, I didn't. 689 00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:55,260 I'm going to give it two points. 690 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,580 SHE SQUEAKS What?! 691 00:37:56,620 --> 00:38:00,740 Yeah. Ooh! I know. I just felt it deep in my gut. 692 00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:03,700 Bad, innit? Tell you what, though. Joe's was amazing. 693 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:06,020 I'm giving him five points and that's an end to it all. 694 00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:08,540 Joe gets five points. I'm not clapping that. 695 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:10,660 I'm not clapping. 696 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:13,580 Greg, would you like to hear how that's affected the series scores? 697 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:16,700 Please. OK, well, Paul has got to 87 points. 698 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:19,020 CHEERING Yes! Oh! 699 00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:21,860 Everyone else now in triple figures. 700 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,620 Sian and Iain, joint on 101. 701 00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:26,020 Joe on 110. 702 00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:28,420 Lou on 120 - ten points ahead. 703 00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:29,980 {\an1}CHEERING 704 00:38:31,740 --> 00:38:35,060 OK. Then can you please all make your way to the stage 705 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:36,460 for the final task of the show! 706 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,260 Hi. Hi. Hi. 707 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:50,140 Who's going to read it out, then? Joe Thomas is going to read it out. 708 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:51,780 Do not release the green egg. 709 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:53,780 Each team will be asked a question in turn. 710 00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:56,780 If you pull the string with the correct answer 711 00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:58,540 you will not release the green egg. 712 00:38:58,580 --> 00:39:01,020 A different member of your team must answer each time. 713 00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:03,180 You must pull a string within 30 seconds. 714 00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:05,740 The team that doesn't release the green egg wins. 715 00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:10,380 'Do you just want to clarify that? If you get the question right, you won't release the green egg. 716 00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:13,100 That's all I can tell you. First question for the team of three. 717 00:39:13,140 --> 00:39:18,380 How many G's are there in the Taskmaster's full name? 718 00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:23,420 Have you got a middle name, babe? What is it? Daniel. Two, two. 719 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:25,100 Yes, go. That's correct. OK. 720 00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:28,180 From now on can I ask you to pull it slightly more gently? 721 00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:29,780 {\an1}LAUGHTER 722 00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:36,140 Citizens On Patrol is which number Police Academy film? 723 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,780 It's not 1, it's not 2. 724 00:39:37,820 --> 00:39:41,660 Citizens... It's a... I reckon, let's go... Please pull a number. 725 00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,900 Let's go for five. Hurry up, Joe. OK. 726 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:47,180 Green! Ooh! 727 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:51,700 How many points did Shirley Bassey's pop socks get 728 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:54,460 in episode two of this series? 729 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,780 Was it five? It was five but five's gone. 730 00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:59,540 Five's gone. Can we go for five again? 731 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:01,780 No, you must pull a new number each time. 732 00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:04,780 Go for four. Or three? Or three? Go for four. Are you sure? 733 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,500 {\an1}LAUGHTER 734 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:14,980 What is 100 minus 19 divided by 27? 735 00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:17,460 Three. The answer's three. Is it? Yeah. 736 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,100 Oh, it's a pink lady. 737 00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:28,420 How many months of the year have more than eight letters? 738 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:34,860 One - September. Is it? I think it's more likely to be... 739 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,300 {\an1}CHEERING 740 00:40:39,220 --> 00:40:41,100 Right. A bit tenuous, this. 741 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:44,460 What's left behind after a vomit party? 742 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:48,100 Oh, it's sick. Lots of "sicks". Yes, it's six. Six. 743 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:50,300 It's you, it's you. OK, right. 744 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,380 {\an1}CHEERING 745 00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:02,980 Droopy drawers minus triple dozen. 746 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:05,500 Droopy drawers. 44. 747 00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:07,220 The answer's eight. Minus 11? 748 00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:11,660 Minus 36. It's eight. Oh - eight. 749 00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:12,700 He-shah! 750 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:15,740 {\an1}CHEERING 751 00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:19,940 Just a little pull. Santa's German helper. 752 00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:22,620 It's 11. German for 11 is elf. 753 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:24,260 OK. I trust you. 754 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:25,380 LOU: Clever boy. 755 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:27,460 {\an1}CHEERING 756 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:32,860 Whoo! How many S's are in the following phrase? 757 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:36,180 "Assessing the assassin wasn't easy." 758 00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:42,500 Six. "Assessing the assassin wasn't easy." 759 00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:44,180 Six. Six has already been opened. 760 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:50,260 Oh. One - one. One has already been opened. 761 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,260 Seven, nine or 10. 762 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,980 One? Which one, which one? Seven, nine or 10. 763 00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:57,460 Use the crystals, use the angels. 764 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:04,540 Nothing there, nothing there. There's nothing there. 765 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:06,900 {\an1}GROANING 766 00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:08,460 {\an1}APPLAUSE 767 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,020 Lou just did a bit of theatre about the environment. 768 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,620 Come down and we'll add those to the final scores. 769 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:21,620 {\an1}CHEERING 770 00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:32,300 All good? Absolutely. What a game of Release The Egg 771 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:35,540 or Don't Release The Egg, as it is called. 772 00:42:35,580 --> 00:42:38,020 Team Sian and Joe got the five points 773 00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:41,380 and the leader board - with an incredible score of 24, 774 00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:43,140 one point off full marks, 775 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:45,100 Joe Thomas is the winner. 776 00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:47,460 Wow! CHEERING 777 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:50,580 Look at that. Joe's first victory. 778 00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:54,540 Joe wins. Please go and celebrate with your slippery thing. 779 00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:57,140 {\an1}CHEERING 780 00:42:58,540 --> 00:43:03,660 'So, what have we learnt today? We've learnt that once Joe Thomas has made a powerful statement, 781 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:06,060 he knows exactly how to make an exit. 782 00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:09,340 And he also knows how to win a show. 783 00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:12,540 Congratulations once again to tonight's champion, Joe Thomas! 784 00:43:12,580 --> 00:43:13,820 {\an1}CHEERING 785 00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:17,100 Thank you, everyone. Thank you again and goodnight. 786 00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:25,100 Subtitles by Red Bee Media