1 00:01:30,315 --> 00:01:32,043 Fuck! 2 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:42,670 Okay, you caught me. 3 00:01:42,694 --> 00:01:43,872 I mean... 4 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:47,075 men are not the only ones who like to whack off like zoo monkeys. 5 00:01:47,099 --> 00:01:50,211 Why isn't it okay for girls to just like fucking? 6 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,314 If you could have sex once a week, no attachments, no expectations... 7 00:01:53,338 --> 00:01:57,365 - ...just straight up fucking, would you? - I like fucking. 8 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,822 I like it a lot. Who doesn't? 9 00:02:00,846 --> 00:02:03,224 But people make such a big deal out of it. 10 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,628 And there's so much emphasis placed on appearance. 11 00:02:06,652 --> 00:02:11,166 I don't know why. I've had sex with fat girls and skinny girls... 12 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:13,521 - ...it's really all the same. - I know... 13 00:02:13,892 --> 00:02:16,656 ...that everyone is a little... 14 00:02:16,795 --> 00:02:20,008 ...self-conscious about how good they are in bed... 15 00:02:20,032 --> 00:02:23,711 and I was never really, I guess, great in bed because... 16 00:02:23,735 --> 00:02:26,347 I didn't read Cosmo's latest article on how to please my man... 17 00:02:26,371 --> 00:02:29,150 ...because I don't read those magazine articles and, quite frankly... 18 00:02:29,174 --> 00:02:31,586 I haven't really been too concerned about pleasing him. 19 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,122 Fuck me. I blew a great setup. 20 00:02:34,146 --> 00:02:36,024 Did you ever fuck something up and you knew you were fucking it up... 21 00:02:36,048 --> 00:02:37,625 ...but you did it anyway? 22 00:02:37,649 --> 00:02:39,594 Maybe she fucked it up. 23 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:42,463 I don't know. I'll let you people decide. My opinion is biased. 24 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:44,933 I don't why there's this myth that women get dependent on men. 25 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:48,002 I mean, every day in America some guy snaps and kills his girlfriend. 26 00:02:48,026 --> 00:02:51,105 They gotta get restraining orders taken out against them all the time. 27 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:54,776 Women never do that. Oh, you think you're immune, pal? 28 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,079 Well, brother, you just haven't met the girl you wanna fuck and kill someday. 29 00:02:58,103 --> 00:02:59,514 You're a fucking asshole! 30 00:02:59,538 --> 00:03:01,950 I was trying to tell you how much I love, for fuck's sake! 31 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:05,186 - How, if you think I'm fat? Thanks! - I didn't say that. You're nuts. 32 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:07,322 - You're paranoid. You realize that? - No, you're the one that's paranoid. 33 00:03:07,346 --> 00:03:10,325 You're the one that gets pissed off every time Damien comes here. 34 00:03:10,349 --> 00:03:12,560 - Grow up! - Listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 35 00:03:12,584 --> 00:03:14,796 ...you got insulted by my attempt to compliment you. 36 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:18,166 But if you're gonna bring up your ex-boyfriend, at least understand... 37 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:20,935 - ...why I wan to punch him in the face! - What the hell is that? 38 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:24,239 A woman's place in procreation has always been to attract a man: 39 00:03:24,263 --> 00:03:26,241 Big tits, small waist and round ass. 40 00:03:26,265 --> 00:03:29,210 And you're really sensitive about that shit being in its proper place. 41 00:03:29,234 --> 00:03:32,714 - I'm not even half as sensitive! - Okay, tell me that I gained 5 pounds! 42 00:03:32,738 --> 00:03:34,849 If I get a new haircut and you didn't notice, would I give a shit? No! 43 00:03:34,873 --> 00:03:38,019 I do not like to be insulted, no, but that has nothing to do... 44 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,622 ...with you wanting to punch somebody in the God damned face! 45 00:03:40,646 --> 00:03:42,423 You tell me that you love me 'cause I'm so manly. 46 00:03:42,447 --> 00:03:44,192 This is it, this is the whole package. 47 00:03:44,216 --> 00:03:46,911 Oh, shut the fuck up! 48 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,679 What a mess! 49 00:03:48,987 --> 00:03:52,456 How do two people end up talking to each other like that? 50 00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:55,753 Let me rewind to the very, very beginning. 51 00:04:06,405 --> 00:04:09,117 L.A.'s real interesting, but it ain't cheap, huh? 52 00:04:09,141 --> 00:04:11,152 I'm down to my last hundred. What'd you got? 53 00:04:11,176 --> 00:04:16,204 76... no, 72 bucks. 54 00:04:16,315 --> 00:04:18,646 I bought your cigarettes. 55 00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:21,448 Fuck. 56 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,997 I don't understand... 57 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:26,067 ...we've been here like a month. We should've found jobs by now. 58 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:28,603 It's the concrete companies here, they just hire migrant workers. 59 00:04:28,627 --> 00:04:30,116 It's bullshit. 60 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:35,461 You think California was a bad idea? 61 00:04:35,634 --> 00:04:38,034 Couple guys like us, we'll get something going. 62 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,381 Well, we better get something going soon. 63 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,772 We don't have even have enough money to get friggin' drunk! 64 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:47,955 When was the last time we went into a fancy hotel bar... 65 00:04:47,979 --> 00:04:51,459 ...ran up a huge tab and then just bolted? 66 00:04:51,483 --> 00:04:53,678 Shit. Months? 67 00:04:54,353 --> 00:04:56,798 Come on, this is the kind of sun shit we always talked about doing. 68 00:04:56,822 --> 00:04:58,399 Fun shit you always talked about doing. 69 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,301 I'm only going along to make sure you're okay. 70 00:05:00,325 --> 00:05:02,603 Haven't you ever wanted complete control in bed? 71 00:05:02,627 --> 00:05:04,305 They'll have to do whatever we say, it'll be amazing. 72 00:05:04,329 --> 00:05:06,240 How do you even know how to find male prostitutes? 73 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,442 Please tell me you didn't go on the Internet. 74 00:05:07,466 --> 00:05:10,011 No, no, there's this hotel downtown. It has a lounge. 75 00:05:10,035 --> 00:05:11,212 That's what it's famous for. 76 00:05:11,236 --> 00:05:12,980 This woman at my salon was telling me all about it. 77 00:05:13,004 --> 00:05:16,751 You go down there, you see the guys and pick out the one you want. 78 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,708 Sounds very romantic. 79 00:05:19,244 --> 00:05:22,770 - How's your black eye by the way? - Not so bad. I keep covering it up. 80 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:26,094 How do you even do it? God, you're like Houdini. 81 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:29,052 I keep 'em pre-tied in my nightstand and I just slip them on. 82 00:05:29,588 --> 00:05:32,454 Well, that's you, babe. Very efficient. 83 00:05:53,445 --> 00:05:57,813 Stanny, think that security guy's onto us. 84 00:05:58,016 --> 00:06:01,162 Joe, we've done this to every fancy hotel in NY for what, ten years? 85 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,231 You think some L.A. rent-a-cop's gonna bust us? 86 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:04,665 We shouldn't be doing this. 87 00:06:04,689 --> 00:06:07,435 They charge us like seven bucks for a beer. 88 00:06:07,459 --> 00:06:10,605 That's ripping people off. We're just making shit even. 89 00:06:10,629 --> 00:06:12,840 The guy will think that we're so desperate to get laid that... 90 00:06:12,864 --> 00:06:16,344 Stop it! God! They're gonna be so excited. 91 00:06:16,368 --> 00:06:19,393 They usually have to do it with a bunch of disgusting old women. 92 00:06:19,805 --> 00:06:22,750 - They're gonna think that we... - They're whores! They're prostitutes. 93 00:06:22,774 --> 00:06:26,766 If anyone has issues with their self-image, it's them, not you. 94 00:06:28,113 --> 00:06:30,091 Oh yeah. 95 00:06:30,115 --> 00:06:34,629 - Check it out. Check that shit out! - Wait, wait! 96 00:06:34,653 --> 00:06:36,931 - Please don't. We should... - Hey there. 97 00:06:36,955 --> 00:06:40,902 - Hey. - Hi. California is a friendly place. 98 00:06:40,926 --> 00:06:43,137 Yeah, we're not used to two beautiful girls... 99 00:06:43,161 --> 00:06:46,941 - ...just walking right up to us. - So, you two boys have names? 100 00:06:46,965 --> 00:06:51,145 - Yeah, I'm Joe. This is Stanny. - This is Christi Ann. I'm Donna. 101 00:06:51,169 --> 00:06:53,114 Hello, Joe and Stanley. 102 00:06:53,138 --> 00:06:55,516 No, it's not Stanley, it's Stanny. There's no "L". 103 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,986 Oh, Stanny. Does it really matter now? 104 00:06:59,010 --> 00:07:01,375 So, where are you girls from and stuff? 105 00:07:01,413 --> 00:07:03,191 Up in the hills, Laurel Canyon. 106 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,026 We just moved to town. 107 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:09,464 Oh, a couple of regular guys new in town looking to meet people. 108 00:07:09,488 --> 00:07:12,533 Yeah. Yeah, we're both in construction. 109 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:15,803 Time's a little slow right now, but we'll get something going soon. 110 00:07:15,827 --> 00:07:19,262 - Just trying to get by, huh? - Construction workers. 111 00:07:19,431 --> 00:07:21,209 Are you girls like models or something? 112 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,544 You don't have to belittle us, we don't usually do this. 113 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:26,093 Let's grab a table. 114 00:07:27,506 --> 00:07:30,718 What, do you work out? I work out a lot. 115 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,335 But usually I get enough of a workout on the job. 116 00:07:33,478 --> 00:07:36,791 We work with concrete. Shit's heavy. 117 00:07:36,815 --> 00:07:40,061 Yes, look, we wanted manly men... but you're overdoing it... 118 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,554 ...with the blue collar routine. 119 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:48,436 - Is that Drakkar you're wearing? - Yep. Thanks. 120 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:52,106 - So, what do you do for a living? - I'm a writer. 121 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:53,741 Really? Like books and shit? 122 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,077 Screenwriter, like movies and shit. 123 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,613 Get out of here! That's so cool. 124 00:07:58,637 --> 00:08:00,934 I mean, what have I seen that you wrote? 125 00:08:01,339 --> 00:08:05,486 Nothing yet. None of my scripts have been turned into movies yet. 126 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:08,122 Well, you gotta start by writing it first, right? 127 00:08:08,146 --> 00:08:11,826 - What about you? What do you do? - Christi Ann is a clothing designer. 128 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:15,663 - She designed this. - Really? Very nice. 129 00:08:15,687 --> 00:08:17,632 Shit! Christi Ann, I totally forgot. 130 00:08:17,656 --> 00:08:18,833 I was in this coffee shop... 131 00:08:18,857 --> 00:08:21,035 ...and I saw a woman wearing one of your new shirts. 132 00:08:21,059 --> 00:08:22,770 - Really? - Man! 133 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,406 Somebody took your shit from the Laundromat? 134 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:27,475 That happened to me. Remember that, Stanny? 135 00:08:27,499 --> 00:08:29,810 Somebody just took my stuff from the dryer... 136 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:33,581 ...and then we see this guy from two floors up wearing my sweatpants! 137 00:08:33,605 --> 00:08:38,386 No, Joe, she's saying that she makes clothes. She made this here. 138 00:08:38,410 --> 00:08:43,591 - Oh, you invent clothes! - Yes, I invent clothes. 139 00:08:43,615 --> 00:08:47,061 In fact, people were running around naked before until I came along. 140 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:49,177 I have to go to the bathroom. 141 00:08:53,391 --> 00:08:58,089 I'll be... right back. 142 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:06,429 California girls, man. They're fucking unbelievable! 143 00:09:06,638 --> 00:09:08,628 Okay, what about the bill? 144 00:09:09,608 --> 00:09:12,553 - I think we should hire them. - Shut up! 145 00:09:12,577 --> 00:09:14,288 You flirted, you got your twisted affirmation. 146 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:15,656 I think we should get out of here. 147 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,558 Look, I'm inviting Stanny back to the house. 148 00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:20,812 If you don't wanna sleep with Joe, you don't have to. 149 00:09:25,557 --> 00:09:28,970 I got it. I'll make it look like I left my wallet back at the motel. 150 00:09:28,994 --> 00:09:31,405 These girls come here all the time. They can cover us. 151 00:09:31,429 --> 00:09:32,773 No, that ain't right, man. 152 00:09:32,797 --> 00:09:34,942 Why don't we just stick the hotel with the bill and split? 153 00:09:34,966 --> 00:09:37,378 These girls shouldn't... 154 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:41,649 I... I think I left my wallet back at my motel. 155 00:09:41,673 --> 00:09:44,585 Sure you did. Why don't I just get this round? 156 00:09:44,609 --> 00:09:48,875 So, how do you boys wanna do this? Should we get a room upstairs or? 157 00:09:49,314 --> 00:09:51,192 Why don't we just go back to my house... 158 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:54,276 ...and we can fool around up there? 159 00:09:54,753 --> 00:09:56,777 Okay. 160 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:02,517 Let me show you my room. 161 00:10:03,094 --> 00:10:05,186 Wow! 162 00:10:07,332 --> 00:10:10,392 - Is this your parents' house? - No. 163 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,932 No, it's Donna's house. I just live here. 164 00:10:16,975 --> 00:10:21,639 Wow, you must come home everyday and do this, huh? 165 00:10:22,981 --> 00:10:26,416 - No. - If I lived here, I would. 166 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,603 - You like it rough, don't you? - Yeah! 167 00:10:35,627 --> 00:10:38,118 Boy, did you pick the right guy! 168 00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:41,660 Punish me, I'm bad! 169 00:10:41,866 --> 00:10:44,391 Look, this was all my friend's idea. I... 170 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,248 ...I don't think I can do this. 171 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:50,900 You must have a fancy bar or something around here, right? 172 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,368 Oh, perfect. 173 00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:57,742 Perfect. 174 00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:02,697 You don't wanna have sex? That's fine. 175 00:11:02,721 --> 00:11:06,520 Your friend, Donna... 176 00:11:06,591 --> 00:11:10,754 ...she needs to get laid. You, Christi Ann... 177 00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:13,007 ...you need to get drunk. 178 00:11:13,031 --> 00:11:17,445 - What, you wanna get me drunk? - No, I wanna get me drunk. 179 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:21,182 But I can tell you're one of those, you know, uptight people... 180 00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:25,107 ...that I love to help out by getting them good and hammered. 181 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,573 So, here's the deal: 182 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:31,292 For every two drinks that I have... 183 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:37,413 ...you gotta have one, until you're either puking or laughing. 184 00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:51,634 - Yeah! Yeah! - You like that, don't you, nasty? 185 00:11:56,207 --> 00:12:01,474 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 186 00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:06,994 - You're so bad. - You're the man! You're the man! 187 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,929 I was 15 years old... 188 00:12:08,953 --> 00:12:14,914 ...I'd been jerking off two years straight, dreaming of this moment. 189 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,153 And the second she goes to kiss it... 190 00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:21,041 ...my dick just starts like, flapping all over the place! 191 00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:23,444 And she looks up at me, all freaked out. 192 00:12:23,468 --> 00:12:28,302 At the same time, whack! My dick hits her right in the jaw. 193 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:35,103 You're gonna make me come! 194 00:12:35,313 --> 00:12:37,644 Oh, my God! 195 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:41,095 - Do you want some water? - Sure. 196 00:12:41,119 --> 00:12:42,963 - Do you like that? - Oh yeah. 197 00:12:42,987 --> 00:12:46,667 I go to the gynecologist like a week later, 'cause I felt uncomfortable. 198 00:12:46,691 --> 00:12:49,436 I know the doctor's gonna know it's cause I lost my virginity... 199 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:50,871 ...but I don't care, because I was starting... 200 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,454 ...to get paranoid something's wrong. 201 00:12:53,865 --> 00:12:58,267 The doctor finds the condom. 202 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,881 My asshole boyfriend was so embarrassed to tell me... 203 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,082 ...that he finished right away... 204 00:13:02,106 --> 00:13:04,985 ...so he's moving around 'til it got soft and it just came off. 205 00:13:05,009 --> 00:13:08,289 And the thing was stuck up in me for like a week! 206 00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:09,790 What was he thinking? 207 00:13:09,814 --> 00:13:16,275 You're okay? God, that felt so... Oh, my God! So fucking great! 208 00:13:19,357 --> 00:13:21,518 You want a cigarette? 209 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,707 - Do you want some water? - Sure. 210 00:13:26,731 --> 00:13:30,945 That... That was... That was thrilling. 211 00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:33,180 I can't believe it. That was... 212 00:13:33,204 --> 00:13:36,332 Did you like that? You okay? 213 00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:38,052 Want a cigarette? Here, here's a cigarette. 214 00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:40,669 So, should we? 215 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,525 - I don't know. - Yeah, you do. 216 00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:47,394 You know, I've never ever... 217 00:13:47,418 --> 00:13:51,684 ...ever had a one-night stand. 218 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:56,303 You're the first girl who's told me that... 219 00:13:56,327 --> 00:13:59,125 ...who I believe it's true. 220 00:14:07,739 --> 00:14:10,036 - Alright. - Alright. 221 00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:40,499 I'm sorry. Everything tickles. 222 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:50,144 I'm sorry. I don't think I can do this. 223 00:14:50,782 --> 00:14:52,726 Okay. 224 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,946 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 225 00:14:57,088 --> 00:15:01,524 How often... do you think men cry? 226 00:15:01,926 --> 00:15:03,904 What the fuck kind of fucked up question is that? 227 00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:05,139 Well, I'm writing this character... 228 00:15:05,163 --> 00:15:07,942 ...and I was just trying to figure out how real he was. 229 00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:10,400 So I'm asking you how often. 230 00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:15,033 Fuck, I don't know the national average or nothing. 231 00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:18,652 And how often do you think you cry? 232 00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:21,667 Never, really. I mean... 233 00:15:22,347 --> 00:15:26,794 ...life sucks sometimes, but you know, I get pissed off and shit. 234 00:15:26,818 --> 00:15:30,082 Crying never solved nothing. 235 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:38,719 - You guys ever get caught? - For what? 236 00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:42,596 You know, loitering at the bar? 237 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:47,581 Damn, was it that obvious? It's not like we always do that. 238 00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:50,818 You know, it's just something fun to do when the funds are low. 239 00:15:50,842 --> 00:15:54,121 So the he yells out, "So yeah, I'll call you tomorrow!" 240 00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:56,390 Seriously, I swear to God I burst out laughing. 241 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,280 I don't care that it was rude. 242 00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:03,685 God! 243 00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:11,355 My God! Are they doing it again? 244 00:16:12,463 --> 00:16:15,329 My record is five times. 245 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:20,937 - One night, five times. - Wow! Really? 246 00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:25,753 I usually do it once. Well, I mean, sometimes, you know, I've done it... 247 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,321 ...I've had guys who wanted to do it more. 248 00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:29,356 And that one that was finished after the first time... 249 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,859 ...but I had another guy who... 250 00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:35,181 ...who would sometimes wanna go again and sometimes I would. 251 00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:42,254 You like... have a thing with sex, huh? 252 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:49,543 Well, if Donna's gonna do it, I mean I should... Maybe I'll do it too. 253 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:52,126 - Don't do it on account of her. - No. 254 00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:57,799 - No, no. I want to. - Alright. 255 00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:06,978 I mean, we probably shouldn't do it here. 256 00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,560 - Okay, you gotta relax. - Oh no, I'm relaxed. 257 00:17:26,604 --> 00:17:29,572 You like that? 258 00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:35,771 That doesn't feel good? 259 00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:43,250 Okay. 260 00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:48,648 Okay, okay. 261 00:18:04,775 --> 00:18:07,038 Okay. 262 00:18:20,358 --> 00:18:23,452 You know any jokes? 263 00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,826 No. 264 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,802 A guy walks into a bar... 265 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,874 ...and the bartender says... 266 00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:49,312 Shit, I forgot what he said. He said something. 267 00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:30,437 We heard you two having fun last night. 268 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,905 Never mind that. 269 00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:34,441 Check out the sunrise. Isn't it beautiful? 270 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:38,059 Cool. I love dusk. 271 00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:45,368 Does anybody need anything to drink? Water, juice? 272 00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,843 Just sit here and relax, baby. 273 00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,892 Actually, you know, I... 274 00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,961 ...I should probably try and get some sleep. 275 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,385 I've got a lot of writing to do tomorrow. 276 00:19:56,454 --> 00:20:00,500 - I mean, today. - Yeah, I guess it is getting kinda late. 277 00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:03,737 So, I guess you boys deserve to get paid. 278 00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:04,938 How much do we owe you anyway? 279 00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:08,542 Yeah, you know, I have to admit I was opposed to the idea... 280 00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:11,078 but I think, who knows, maybe in like six months... 281 00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:14,848 ...if we're still two lonely women, we might call you again. 282 00:20:14,872 --> 00:20:18,085 Yeah. Leave us your cards, your pager numbers or whatever. 283 00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:19,620 Can you take a check? 284 00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:22,356 Cause I don't think we have that much laying around. 285 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,992 - A check? - It's good. 286 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:28,862 Look, we can go to an ATM. How much do we owe you, anyway? 287 00:20:28,886 --> 00:20:31,946 I mean, I have money. Hold on. 288 00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:36,252 Wait a minute. Do you think that we're prostitutes? 289 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,947 What, making fun of the girls who've never done this before? 290 00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:49,950 So, what's the damage? I have 1.000 dollars. 291 00:20:49,974 --> 00:20:52,169 You gotta tip 'em, mine was really good. 292 00:20:52,343 --> 00:20:54,955 Wait. You're serious? 293 00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:59,192 Why is everything getting all strange all of a sudden? 294 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,228 I asked you if you'd ever been arrested... 295 00:21:01,252 --> 00:21:03,597 Yeah, for drinking dash. We're not gigolos! 296 00:21:03,621 --> 00:21:06,180 We thought you girls just wanna hang out and stuff! 297 00:21:06,691 --> 00:21:09,202 - You're serious? - Yeah, I'm fucking serious! 298 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,738 We're hanging out at the bar, you roll up on us... 299 00:21:11,762 --> 00:21:13,874 ...you say you wanna fuck us, what the hell are we supposed to think? 300 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,942 We never said you had to pay us to fuck you! 301 00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:20,947 Wait a second. What about that 1.000 bucks? That was pretty cool. 302 00:21:20,971 --> 00:21:22,616 Joe, they think we're male prostitutes. 303 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,768 They're kicking us out of here, they never wanna see us again. 304 00:21:27,478 --> 00:21:32,312 Man! I thought you thought I was funny and stuff! 305 00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:40,179 So, you two are really two construction workers from Queens? 306 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,949 Yeah! 307 00:21:45,796 --> 00:21:46,973 I knew this was gonna happen! 308 00:21:46,997 --> 00:21:49,476 I can't believe you made me do this! I am so mortified! 309 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:53,347 I didn't make you, how was I supposed to know they were... 310 00:21:53,371 --> 00:21:55,649 - Gross! God! - Fuck you, ew! 311 00:21:55,673 --> 00:21:57,818 You sure seemed to like when I had your legs in the air! 312 00:21:57,842 --> 00:22:00,754 Goddamned freaks! Wanna get spanked and shit? 313 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:04,024 We are not freaks! You're the one who wanted to spank me! 314 00:22:04,048 --> 00:22:06,026 Yeah, but I didn't know I was getting hired to do it! 315 00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:08,677 Come on, Joe, let's get the fuck out of here. 316 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:14,253 - I don't believe it. I've been used! - Must be some rich girl thing. 317 00:22:14,392 --> 00:22:18,089 California girls! Where are we? 318 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,674 You think they'll still give us the money? 319 00:22:20,698 --> 00:22:22,563 Oh, they'd better! 320 00:22:23,934 --> 00:22:26,179 I'm never drinking again. I can't believe you made me do this. 321 00:22:26,203 --> 00:22:28,949 Stop blaming me! Hell, you were with the really stupid one. 322 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,717 Why couldn't you tell he was just some moron? 323 00:22:30,741 --> 00:22:33,353 Why couldn't you tell?! God! 324 00:22:33,377 --> 00:22:36,723 And Jesus, they were both morons. Your guy was drooling all over you. 325 00:22:36,747 --> 00:22:38,475 It was pathetic! 326 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,808 - I forgot something. - Yeah? 327 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,316 Never mind. 328 00:23:10,981 --> 00:23:13,346 Stanny, wake up. 329 00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:19,154 We gotta go find a place to live. And a job! 330 00:23:24,094 --> 00:23:29,293 - Can you believe those bitches? - Just forget about it, bro. 331 00:23:30,334 --> 00:23:33,180 Let's just go find a place to stay. 332 00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:36,298 We have enough for a deposit now, right? 333 00:23:37,641 --> 00:23:41,421 What are you talking about? We have 80 something bucks left between us. 334 00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:45,073 We made 1.000 dollars last night. 335 00:23:48,586 --> 00:23:51,097 What, they wouldn't give it to you? 336 00:23:51,121 --> 00:23:53,333 - No. - No, they wouldn't give it to you? 337 00:23:53,357 --> 00:23:57,070 - Stanny, you didn't ask them, did you? - No, I didn't fucking ask them. 338 00:23:57,094 --> 00:23:59,039 Fuck them, friggin' rich chicks! I don't need their money. 339 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,575 I'm a working man. I worked my whole fuckin' life. 340 00:24:01,599 --> 00:24:03,844 Can you believe that one girl told me she was a writer? 341 00:24:03,868 --> 00:24:06,746 Yeah, if I had rich parents, I'd tell people I was the King of Egypt. 342 00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:09,883 We really could've used that thousand bucks, Stanny. 343 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:14,421 Well, you wanna hike back up there and get the money, go ahead. 344 00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:16,776 I need cigarettes. 345 00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:38,311 Christi Ann, I'm sorry. The whole thing was my idea... 346 00:24:38,335 --> 00:24:41,014 ...and I shouldn't have forced you to do something that you didn't wanna do. 347 00:24:41,038 --> 00:24:44,518 It's okay. Maybe we'll look back at it and laugh. 348 00:24:44,542 --> 00:24:46,453 Look, I'm really sorry 'cause I know you. 349 00:24:46,477 --> 00:24:48,455 And you wouldn't have done anything with that guy. 350 00:24:48,479 --> 00:24:52,039 You probably only did it 'cause you didn't want me to do it alone. 351 00:24:52,216 --> 00:24:54,775 Well, that's true. But... 352 00:24:56,053 --> 00:24:58,316 I don't know, my guy was kinda cute. 353 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:00,867 - Was he? - He wasn't very smart... 354 00:25:00,891 --> 00:25:02,756 ...but he was really sweet. 355 00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:05,105 - How was he in bed? - He was fine. 356 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,563 Just fine? Mine was nuts. 357 00:25:08,499 --> 00:25:13,446 - What, like crazy nuts? - No, nuts like amazing nuts! 358 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,749 - Wow. Really? - It only stands to reason. 359 00:25:15,773 --> 00:25:18,118 Good in bed, fucking asshole in the morning. 360 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,473 You need to take that up with your therapist. 361 00:25:21,078 --> 00:25:22,722 Next time I come up with a stupid idea... 362 00:25:22,746 --> 00:25:24,645 ...just tell me I'm being stupid, okay? 363 00:25:24,715 --> 00:25:26,944 - Deal. - Friends? 364 00:25:27,117 --> 00:25:29,107 Okay. 365 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,196 Joe. 366 00:25:47,237 --> 00:25:49,602 - Hi. - Hi. 367 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:54,054 - Your name is Joe, right? - Yeah, Joe Santarella. 368 00:25:54,078 --> 00:25:55,488 Nice to meet you. 369 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,257 Thank you for telling me your last name... 370 00:25:57,281 --> 00:25:59,559 ...'cause I have a short mental list of the men I've had sex with... 371 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:02,813 ...and I would've hated just to have Joe. 372 00:26:04,555 --> 00:26:06,967 I was hoping that... 373 00:26:06,991 --> 00:26:10,937 ...I could get that money from you. Stanny and I, we're... 374 00:26:10,961 --> 00:26:13,673 gonna get booted out of this motel and... 375 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:16,943 ...since you guys were gonna give us a thousand bucks anyway... 376 00:26:16,967 --> 00:26:19,094 We could really use it. 377 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,937 Yeah, sure. 378 00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:26,398 Can you hold on a second? 379 00:26:36,253 --> 00:26:37,879 What's up? 380 00:26:37,955 --> 00:26:40,514 It's Joe. They want the money. 381 00:26:40,791 --> 00:26:43,657 - Is Stanny there too? - No, just Joe. 382 00:26:44,161 --> 00:26:45,405 He's probably gonna sleep for two days. 383 00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:47,841 I mean, I fucked him so hard he was incoherent. 384 00:26:47,865 --> 00:26:50,356 You know, when you fuck a guy into a coma? 385 00:26:50,768 --> 00:26:53,580 No, obviously I don't because he's fully conscious. 386 00:26:53,604 --> 00:26:55,982 Why do you ask me questions you already know the answers to? 387 00:26:56,006 --> 00:26:58,118 Why should we even pay them? I mean, every other guy... 388 00:26:58,142 --> 00:27:00,053 in America went home drunk and lonely last night. 389 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,921 They're getting booted from their motel, plus... 390 00:27:01,945 --> 00:27:04,572 ...I don't think they have a car. I think he walked here. 391 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,362 Fuck it. Go ahead, pay him. 392 00:27:09,386 --> 00:27:13,617 Although I gotta admit, best 500 bucks I have spent in a long time. 393 00:27:25,235 --> 00:27:30,365 Thanks. This is really gonna help. I appreciate it. 394 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:38,671 Nice meeting you, then. 395 00:27:42,986 --> 00:27:45,886 Bye. 396 00:27:50,527 --> 00:27:54,155 I was a really lousy lay, wasn't I? 397 00:27:56,734 --> 00:27:58,826 No. 398 00:28:00,170 --> 00:28:06,006 Look, usually when people first have sex, they're a little inhibited. 399 00:28:07,711 --> 00:28:10,975 No, that was me at my best. 400 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:14,576 But thanks for being honest. 401 00:28:36,874 --> 00:28:39,252 - What's the matter? - I'm... 402 00:28:39,276 --> 00:28:41,187 I don't know, you know how I'm a shitty dancer? 403 00:28:41,211 --> 00:28:44,824 How every other girl in the world can dance, but I have no rhythm. 404 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,260 - You dance fine. - Fine! 405 00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:50,063 - Great. Story of my sex life: Fine. - Wait a minute. 406 00:28:50,087 --> 00:28:55,468 Are we talking about your sex life or about you being a shitty dancer? 407 00:28:55,492 --> 00:29:01,207 I'm a shitty lover, I'm a shitty kisser, I'm a shitty blow-job giver... 408 00:29:01,231 --> 00:29:04,077 - And never mind... - I thought you didn't give blowjobs. 409 00:29:04,101 --> 00:29:07,614 I don't. I can't. I don't know, I missed that class in college. 410 00:29:07,638 --> 00:29:10,698 Man, that's the only thing I do remember about college. 411 00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:14,988 How come I never fucked a guy... 412 00:29:15,012 --> 00:29:16,556 ...until he was laying there like a zombie? 413 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,310 I wanna turn a guy into a zombie. 414 00:29:27,524 --> 00:29:29,636 Look, I just think this is too extreme an idea! 415 00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:30,837 You said you wanted to get laid! 416 00:29:30,861 --> 00:29:33,373 We'll have them come in at night, or every couple days... 417 00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:35,074 ...you know, we'll hardly notice they're there. 418 00:29:35,098 --> 00:29:37,777 I just don't like people knowing my private business. 419 00:29:37,801 --> 00:29:40,747 - I didn't live with my boyfriends... - They're not living with us. 420 00:29:40,771 --> 00:29:42,515 They're crashing in the pool house, like our neighbors. 421 00:29:42,539 --> 00:29:43,783 But we have to share the yard with them. 422 00:29:43,807 --> 00:29:45,585 Please! When have you ever gone in the back yard? 423 00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:47,086 We go in that pool maybe once a month. 424 00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:48,955 When did you become the nympho all of a sudden? 425 00:29:48,979 --> 00:29:52,358 Well, not all of us got to sport fuck through school! 426 00:29:52,382 --> 00:29:55,328 Excuse me, it was college, and everybody else was fucking! 427 00:29:55,352 --> 00:29:58,031 You were just too uptight, so don't talk shit about me. 428 00:29:58,055 --> 00:30:01,888 Besides, you're supposed to have cabana boy when you're 45, not 25. 429 00:30:02,659 --> 00:30:04,751 I'm sorry I called you a sport fucker. 430 00:30:06,029 --> 00:30:08,942 You really think this will help you get some experience... 431 00:30:08,966 --> 00:30:11,491 ...or confidence boosting with some boy toy? 432 00:30:11,802 --> 00:30:15,066 I guess so. Yes, exactly. 433 00:30:26,049 --> 00:30:27,760 We don't have to pay the rent. 434 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:31,651 We'll have somewhere to stay until we get on our feet. 435 00:30:34,324 --> 00:30:36,369 I don't know. There's some weird catch to this you ain't telling me. 436 00:30:36,393 --> 00:30:40,773 Stanny, we're about a week away from getting booted outta this motel. 437 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:46,064 We don't have jobs. This is about the best thing that ever happened to us. 438 00:30:46,536 --> 00:30:50,472 - Are we allowed to go in the pool? - I guess so. 439 00:30:51,575 --> 00:30:53,620 - How often I gotta fuck her? - Come on, man. 440 00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:57,156 I know you like fucking her even if you don't like her. 441 00:30:57,180 --> 00:31:00,808 Yeah, she's nasty. Still, how come... 442 00:31:01,351 --> 00:31:03,129 ...how come I get the bitchy one and you get the nice one? 443 00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:05,331 Mine's a terrible lay. 444 00:31:05,355 --> 00:31:06,666 She can't even kiss. It's like... 445 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:09,602 ...making out with a baloney sandwich or something. 446 00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:12,185 - Really? - Yeah, she's like... 447 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:15,275 - It's terrible. - Okay. 448 00:31:15,299 --> 00:31:16,809 I can't believe this. 449 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,979 I have gotta go write. I can't spend all day doing this. 450 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,582 Yeah, but you said yourself you can't write when you're not getting laid. 451 00:31:22,606 --> 00:31:26,269 This is gonna cure any writer's block you've ever had. 452 00:31:29,913 --> 00:31:33,593 Okay, you understand: We don't want boyfriends. 453 00:31:33,617 --> 00:31:37,130 We don't want boyfriends, we don't want relationships. 454 00:31:37,154 --> 00:31:40,700 We want two guys to service us, this is strictly sexual. 455 00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:44,437 You're on call 24 hours. We get laid when we want, how we want. 456 00:31:44,461 --> 00:31:48,541 You work for us. We'll give you a place to stay in the pool house... 457 00:31:48,565 --> 00:31:51,144 ...and you're not allowed in the house unless you're working. 458 00:31:51,168 --> 00:31:53,546 You know, and during the day you can look for legitimate jobs... 459 00:31:53,570 --> 00:31:55,315 ...and try to save money until you get on your feet. 460 00:31:55,339 --> 00:31:58,672 Okay, alright. But we got a few small requirements. 461 00:31:59,242 --> 00:32:01,955 We want TV with a satellite in the pool house. 462 00:32:01,979 --> 00:32:06,142 I have a TV. And I'm sure you know how to run a cable through the yard. 463 00:32:06,183 --> 00:32:09,083 Anything else? 464 00:32:11,788 --> 00:32:13,619 Beer. 465 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,081 Know what I love about L.A., Joe? 466 00:32:28,105 --> 00:32:31,506 People don't date. They just move in. 467 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,689 Yo! Yo! 468 00:32:47,991 --> 00:32:51,437 - Dick, gimme it. - You're being a dick, man, I found it. 469 00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:53,473 Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs to somebody else, let me have it. 470 00:32:53,497 --> 00:32:56,431 It ain't yours either, man. 471 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:10,542 - They're fighting over a ball. - Just spray them with the hose. 472 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,228 Should we do something? 473 00:33:15,252 --> 00:33:18,031 They're probably hungry, put a bowl of food out for 'em. 474 00:33:18,055 --> 00:33:20,633 - Let go, dick! - Gimme it! 475 00:33:20,657 --> 00:33:23,318 It's my ball, man! 476 00:33:29,666 --> 00:33:32,225 You guys hungry? 477 00:33:39,443 --> 00:33:40,686 Where are you going? Isn't it Saturday? 478 00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:42,688 No, I'm going to the store. It's open. 479 00:33:42,712 --> 00:33:45,680 In fact, I have a very important meeting with a fashion rep. 480 00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:55,018 Okay. 481 00:33:55,725 --> 00:33:58,216 Bye. 482 00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:06,212 I'm going to write. You two boys behave yourselves. 483 00:34:06,236 --> 00:34:09,330 - Don't you write at home? - Too distracting. 484 00:34:13,710 --> 00:34:14,887 See that, Joe? 485 00:34:14,911 --> 00:34:18,224 They're up all night on Friday and then go to work on Saturday. 486 00:34:18,248 --> 00:34:21,294 Yeah, they're like guys. 487 00:34:21,318 --> 00:34:26,221 Hardworking. Like us. I respect that. 488 00:34:26,389 --> 00:34:30,203 Look, fashion week is next month. All the top designers, all the critics... 489 00:34:30,227 --> 00:34:33,072 - ...every magazine are gonna be there. - Yeah, I know. 490 00:34:33,096 --> 00:34:35,842 No, I know you know. You're a designer but I'm the rep. 491 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,376 And I'm very successful at getting people in. 492 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,914 - Absolutely. You're one of the best. - My being the best isn't the point. 493 00:34:41,938 --> 00:34:45,351 The point is that's very difficult to get into fashion week. 494 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,020 Only a certain amount of designers get in. You're lucky. 495 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:51,157 This guy just dropped out. Drugs, overdose, who cares? 496 00:34:51,181 --> 00:34:53,025 - I want you to take his place. - Are you serious? 497 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,327 - You can get my line in? - Yeah. 498 00:34:54,351 --> 00:34:56,996 Just have your line ready. And putting the show on isn't cheap. 499 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:59,031 You're gonna have to pay for all this yourself. 500 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,700 Don't come to me. I'm not the bank. 501 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:02,068 Well... 502 00:35:02,092 --> 00:35:04,303 - ...I cab barely make ends meet now... - Make it happen. 503 00:35:04,327 --> 00:35:06,158 I make the rest happen. 504 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:11,492 How do you like my dog? Makes me seem warm and approachable, right? 505 00:35:29,886 --> 00:35:34,755 - Think we're invited for dinner? - Shit, I guess not. 506 00:35:34,991 --> 00:35:38,638 - I think we're slaves. - We are. 507 00:35:38,662 --> 00:35:42,928 - We are whores. - We are, aren't we? 508 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,779 Should we go invite them in? 509 00:35:46,803 --> 00:35:49,048 No, we always make enough food for four. 510 00:35:49,072 --> 00:35:52,285 I don't know, I guess I just thought you were... I don't know. 511 00:35:52,309 --> 00:35:56,222 You are such a liar. You always act like this when you like a guy. 512 00:35:56,246 --> 00:35:59,180 Don't even! I like fucking the guy. 513 00:36:01,751 --> 00:36:06,051 - Boys, dinner's ready! - Guess we're invited. 514 00:36:11,561 --> 00:36:14,540 This is a good gig we got going on here. 515 00:36:14,564 --> 00:36:17,643 - So don't, you know, mess it up. - What do you mean? 516 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:22,365 You know what I mean. You can just kinda piss people off sometimes. 517 00:36:54,304 --> 00:36:58,296 So, how come y'all didn't have girlfriends back home? 518 00:36:59,609 --> 00:37:01,621 What? 519 00:37:01,645 --> 00:37:05,291 Did you just kick me? She asked a legitimate question. I'll answer it. 520 00:37:05,315 --> 00:37:08,079 No, no, never mind. It was a stupid question. 521 00:37:11,888 --> 00:37:14,467 Tell you why we didn't have girlfriends back home. 522 00:37:14,491 --> 00:37:18,791 Three simple words: Women are morons. 523 00:37:21,264 --> 00:37:23,776 Excuse me? Are you for real? 524 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,279 He just said all women are morons and I'm included in that group. 525 00:37:26,303 --> 00:37:29,795 - I mean, you know what I mean. - He didn't mean you two. 526 00:37:34,678 --> 00:37:37,423 And where do you get off saying something like that anyway? 527 00:37:37,447 --> 00:37:39,592 No, I'm trying not to piss you off, so forget it. 528 00:37:39,616 --> 00:37:43,483 No, no, please. Please, let's hear this. 529 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,899 Women wanna be treated like shit. 530 00:37:46,923 --> 00:37:48,401 Thus the fact: They're morons. 531 00:37:48,425 --> 00:37:51,437 Can you generalize a bit more? 532 00:37:51,461 --> 00:37:54,607 Listen, whether she's a supermodel, works at a daycare center... 533 00:37:54,631 --> 00:37:58,811 ...ugly, hot, it don't matter. You all look for the guy that pisses you off... 534 00:37:58,835 --> 00:38:00,746 ...a guy you couldn't complain about try and fix. 535 00:38:00,770 --> 00:38:02,048 Should I complain about men? 536 00:38:02,072 --> 00:38:03,649 Where should I be getting? First of all... 537 00:38:03,673 --> 00:38:04,950 You wanna know the number one complain... 538 00:38:04,974 --> 00:38:07,420 ...I hear about men from women? 539 00:38:07,444 --> 00:38:10,356 "He's too nice." That's considered a detriment. 540 00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,792 Show me some girl can date any guy she wants: 541 00:38:12,816 --> 00:38:14,727 Fifty bucks says she's with some asshole. 542 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,928 They don't want nice. They want asshole. 543 00:38:15,952 --> 00:38:17,730 Okay, let's just drop it 'cause you're pissing me off now. 544 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:21,434 Alright. I'm a guy. I'm the one suffering the injustice of it all. 545 00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:23,069 You don't see guys saying... 546 00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:25,805 ..."Yeah, I broke up with this girl because she was too nice". 547 00:38:25,829 --> 00:38:27,440 I don't do anything shitty. 548 00:38:27,464 --> 00:38:29,075 Guys break up with you 'cause you're too nice? 549 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:32,796 - No, I break up with them. - Oh, yeah? How come? 550 00:38:39,576 --> 00:38:43,512 Stanny, it's not in your job description. 551 00:38:43,546 --> 00:38:45,791 You're right. Would you like some sex? 552 00:38:45,815 --> 00:38:48,783 You have a way with words. You should be a writer too. 553 00:38:49,386 --> 00:38:50,629 Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a book. It's called... 554 00:38:50,653 --> 00:38:54,054 "Men Are From Mars and Women Are Fucking Morons"! 555 00:38:56,292 --> 00:39:01,006 What? Bro, this is what they're really paying for, they want to hear abuse. 556 00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:02,808 You should thank me. All you can do is sit there. 557 00:39:02,832 --> 00:39:05,232 You look like Mr. Compassionate next to me. 558 00:39:06,836 --> 00:39:10,216 So, wait. If all they want is abuse... 559 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,418 ...and I'm the nice guy... 560 00:39:12,442 --> 00:39:15,968 ...does that make me the good one or the bad one? 561 00:39:16,279 --> 00:39:19,179 We're a team. We're a team, brother. 562 00:39:29,459 --> 00:39:31,722 My God. 563 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:37,531 Right there. That was so good. Don't stop. 564 00:39:39,736 --> 00:39:42,715 While I'm down here can I ask you something? 565 00:39:42,739 --> 00:39:45,084 Well, okay. 566 00:39:45,108 --> 00:39:47,420 Where the hell does the pee come out of this thing? 567 00:39:47,444 --> 00:39:51,624 - No, don't stop what you're doing. - You want me to explain specifically... 568 00:39:51,648 --> 00:39:53,979 That's okay, later. 569 00:40:15,572 --> 00:40:20,920 Fucking amazing view. I could stand here for hours and just take it in. 570 00:40:20,944 --> 00:40:25,039 Yeah, it's funny. Never really come out here anymore. 571 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:31,096 I'm sorry if I offended you before. I was just fucking around. 572 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,766 No, you weren't. 573 00:40:33,790 --> 00:40:36,735 No, I guess I wasn't. 574 00:40:36,759 --> 00:40:39,227 Actually, it's alright. 575 00:40:39,295 --> 00:40:43,595 I'm writing and you're giving me a lot of good material. 576 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,613 - What do you mean? - I guess writing is... 577 00:40:47,637 --> 00:40:50,749 ...just putting down on paper what people say. 578 00:40:50,773 --> 00:40:54,386 I forget sometimes how the male mind works. 579 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:59,158 It's good just to, you know, get it down. 580 00:40:59,182 --> 00:41:01,343 I hope you're learning something. 581 00:41:01,551 --> 00:41:05,452 Let's just say my characters are coming to life. 582 00:41:06,890 --> 00:41:09,483 You must be a really great writer. 583 00:41:10,493 --> 00:41:12,271 How do you know how good or bad I am? 584 00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:14,173 'Cause you got conviction, you know. 585 00:41:14,197 --> 00:41:18,210 Not a lot of girls are like that. When you talk about men or sex... 586 00:41:18,234 --> 00:41:21,931 ...you don't apologize, you don't hold back. You just say shit. 587 00:41:22,472 --> 00:41:25,065 You got something to say. I love that. 588 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,840 I think it's time you got back to work. 589 00:41:40,056 --> 00:41:42,615 That was amazing. 590 00:41:45,662 --> 00:41:48,641 Don't be shy to tell someone what you like. 591 00:41:48,665 --> 00:41:50,743 People miss out on great sex all the time... 592 00:41:50,767 --> 00:41:53,646 ...just because they're shy about it. 593 00:41:53,670 --> 00:41:56,502 It's just communication. 594 00:41:57,774 --> 00:42:02,888 - You're secretly very smart. - I know. Don't tell anyone. 595 00:42:02,912 --> 00:42:07,178 - No one would believe me anyway. - Okay. 596 00:42:07,584 --> 00:42:10,663 So, there's gotta be something you've never done... 597 00:42:10,687 --> 00:42:13,699 something you swore you'd never do. 598 00:42:13,723 --> 00:42:17,784 - Yes, there is but I'm not gonna do it. - Well, why not? 599 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:20,472 Is it something that your last few boyfriends wanted you to do... 600 00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,575 ...and you wouldn't? 601 00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:25,090 Oh, yeah. 602 00:42:28,905 --> 00:42:33,485 Tell me, how come you write? I mean, you don't really have to do anything. 603 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:36,068 Why do you write stuff? 604 00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:38,857 I don't know. 605 00:42:38,881 --> 00:42:43,429 I guess I should have some Byzantine, philosophical reason why, but... 606 00:42:43,453 --> 00:42:46,432 ...mostly I just like making things up. It's fun. 607 00:42:46,456 --> 00:42:48,651 Yeah, it probably is, huh? 608 00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:53,038 It's kind of like reading a great book or going to a great movie. 609 00:42:53,062 --> 00:42:55,792 It's just this amazing escape. 610 00:42:57,567 --> 00:43:01,434 Yeah, fuck reality. I just drink more. 611 00:43:02,572 --> 00:43:07,252 - Okay, you just gotta relax. - Oh, my God. No, no, no. 612 00:43:07,276 --> 00:43:11,090 This isn't physically possible to... No, this can't fit. 613 00:43:11,114 --> 00:43:15,050 What do you mean? You've seen the size of my dick, right? 614 00:43:15,084 --> 00:43:18,576 Well, have you ever taken a poop that big? 615 00:43:18,855 --> 00:43:22,568 See? It's gotta fit then. All you have to do is just relax a little bit. 616 00:43:22,592 --> 00:43:26,323 So here we go, just relax. Here, look. 617 00:43:26,396 --> 00:43:32,011 - My God! Did I just? - What? Did you what? 618 00:43:32,035 --> 00:43:35,481 - Just relax. - This is so fucking overrated. 619 00:43:35,505 --> 00:43:39,031 This is the furthest thing from sexual I've ever done! 620 00:43:41,711 --> 00:43:47,342 No, no, I should go in. I didn't get any sleep last night. 621 00:43:47,483 --> 00:43:49,541 Alright. 622 00:43:57,060 --> 00:43:59,605 Good night. 623 00:43:59,629 --> 00:44:01,619 Good night. 624 00:44:08,571 --> 00:44:13,285 - I can't believe I did that. - My aunt Emily used to say... 625 00:44:13,309 --> 00:44:17,108 ..."You never know if you like something until you try it". 626 00:44:26,089 --> 00:44:28,420 Is she alone? 627 00:44:28,891 --> 00:44:32,918 I don't know. Sounds like it. 628 00:44:34,897 --> 00:44:36,642 Joe, maybe you should leave because I think... 629 00:44:36,666 --> 00:44:40,567 ...this whole thing's made Donna really uncomfortable. 630 00:44:42,872 --> 00:44:45,101 Okay. 631 00:44:51,013 --> 00:44:54,393 You know, Stanny's funny and everything, but he's so intense. 632 00:44:54,417 --> 00:45:00,219 I don't know, I think sometimes he just needs to get over himself. 633 00:45:02,391 --> 00:45:05,223 - Don't do that, okay? - Do what? 634 00:45:05,361 --> 00:45:08,741 - Don't talk shit about my friend. - I wasn't talking shit. 635 00:45:08,765 --> 00:45:12,444 I didn't... I was just saying that I... No, I'm serious. 636 00:45:12,468 --> 00:45:15,981 - Whatever. - I didn't mean to get you all defensive. 637 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,516 Wait. 638 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,084 Joe, gimme a break. 639 00:45:19,108 --> 00:45:23,601 Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise I didn't mean that in a nasty way. 640 00:45:30,153 --> 00:45:34,214 You know how I said Stanny and I got kicked outta Concrete Union? 641 00:45:35,124 --> 00:45:38,593 Well, it was me that got kicked out. 642 00:45:38,761 --> 00:45:42,608 It was for a stupid reason, and that's the point. 643 00:45:42,632 --> 00:45:47,312 Stanny came with me to the hearing. 644 00:45:47,336 --> 00:45:49,915 We had great jobs. 645 00:45:49,939 --> 00:45:52,484 And he told the guys on the board, "That's bullshit". 646 00:45:52,508 --> 00:45:56,466 And if you're gonna kick me out, then might as well kick him out too". 647 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,925 And they did? 648 00:45:59,949 --> 00:46:05,113 Yeah, well, Stanny didn't exactly say it so nicely. 649 00:46:05,822 --> 00:46:11,603 But he wasn't mad. We got shitcanned from a solid union job. 650 00:46:11,627 --> 00:46:18,623 22 bucks an hour. And he just said, "Fuck it. Let's move to California". 651 00:46:19,001 --> 00:46:21,093 So we did. 652 00:46:21,771 --> 00:46:27,368 We just have this understanding, wherever we go, we go together. 653 00:46:28,644 --> 00:46:31,009 That's a good friend you have. 654 00:46:31,647 --> 00:46:33,944 Yeah. 655 00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:02,001 - What time is it? - Almost midnight. 656 00:47:02,211 --> 00:47:05,339 - How was your first lesson? - Shut up. 657 00:47:08,317 --> 00:47:11,945 What's that smile for? Did you get some too? 658 00:47:12,488 --> 00:47:14,922 Maybe. 659 00:47:19,929 --> 00:47:22,056 To us. 660 00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:26,511 Brother, we are the mack fucking daddies. 661 00:47:26,535 --> 00:47:29,214 Man, it ain't easy. 662 00:47:29,238 --> 00:47:32,084 This girl don't know the first thing about sex. 663 00:47:32,108 --> 00:47:35,042 We could trade tomorrow if you want. 664 00:47:35,244 --> 00:47:36,955 No. 665 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,925 She's a doll, I like her. Besides... 666 00:47:39,949 --> 00:47:43,795 I'm helping her with something that's gonna make her whole life richer. 667 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:46,331 Yeah. We're good fucking Samaritans, that's all. 668 00:47:46,355 --> 00:47:48,686 Seriously. 669 00:47:49,058 --> 00:47:52,823 Just like a sister I never had, just sweet. 670 00:47:53,596 --> 00:47:58,556 Yeah, I wish I had a sister to instruct on proper ass fucking. 671 00:48:06,242 --> 00:48:08,787 Hello? 672 00:48:08,811 --> 00:48:11,556 - Anybody home? - Hi, Damien. 673 00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:14,071 What's new with you guys? 674 00:48:15,117 --> 00:48:18,463 - How's the store going? - Good. How's the movie going? 675 00:48:18,487 --> 00:48:19,865 God pushed. 676 00:48:19,889 --> 00:48:23,802 Man, all these studios waste a lot of money making good scripts lousy. 677 00:48:23,826 --> 00:48:25,404 When are you gonna finish your script? 678 00:48:25,428 --> 00:48:27,406 - I wanna read it. - It's getting there. 679 00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:29,942 Just working in the second act. It kinds of slows down. 680 00:48:29,966 --> 00:48:33,594 Well, why don't you let me look at it, give you some notes? 681 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,586 Hey, bro. 682 00:48:41,610 --> 00:48:44,908 There's some dude in the house with them. 683 00:48:45,681 --> 00:48:47,392 Who the fuck is that dick? 684 00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:48,961 You have to be more assertive. 685 00:48:48,985 --> 00:48:50,329 You should've seen the rep I met today. 686 00:48:50,353 --> 00:48:52,064 She was the most confident person I've ever met... 687 00:48:52,088 --> 00:48:54,666 This has nothing to do with confidence, okay? 688 00:48:54,690 --> 00:48:56,201 The script is not ready yet, okay? 689 00:48:56,225 --> 00:48:58,937 So I do not wanna show it to anybody until I'm happy with it. 690 00:48:58,961 --> 00:49:02,975 - Somebody's a little tense. - I am not tense, okay? I'm just... 691 00:49:02,999 --> 00:49:05,944 I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend and my best friend... 692 00:49:05,968 --> 00:49:08,347 ...trying to tell me how to run my business, okay? 693 00:49:08,371 --> 00:49:10,849 We heard some yelling, so we came over. 694 00:49:10,873 --> 00:49:14,419 - We were arguing about nothing. - I'm Damien Radford. 695 00:49:14,443 --> 00:49:17,556 - Joe Santarella. - Yeah, I'm Stanny. 696 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,658 I'm renting the pool house out to them. 697 00:49:19,682 --> 00:49:22,394 The pool hou? You mean the cabana? 698 00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:25,797 - Yeah, they just got into town. - Cool. 699 00:49:25,821 --> 00:49:29,234 I was just getting ready to go to bed, Damien. Good night. 700 00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:32,226 Gosh, actually, me too. 701 00:49:33,229 --> 00:49:34,539 Hey, you guys play videogames? 702 00:49:34,563 --> 00:49:36,690 - No. - Yeah. 703 00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:39,978 Don't mention anything about your job here. 704 00:49:40,002 --> 00:49:42,299 Why not? 705 00:49:54,050 --> 00:49:56,495 This whole thing with the boys is getting out of hand already. 706 00:49:56,519 --> 00:49:58,330 This has nothing to do with Stanny and Joe. 707 00:49:58,354 --> 00:50:01,721 Well, I've got all kinds of people tripping in and out of the house. 708 00:50:01,991 --> 00:50:04,336 - I'm talking about your career. - And... 709 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,638 ...let's not bring that up in front of Damien, okay? 710 00:50:06,662 --> 00:50:10,776 Because I'm sick of him needling me about my work. 711 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,211 Okay. Sorry. 712 00:50:13,235 --> 00:50:15,213 But, you know, I... 713 00:50:15,237 --> 00:50:19,468 ...I was really nervous about opening my store, but I didn't have a choice. 714 00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,686 And I think sometimes I'm lucky my family didn't have money... 715 00:50:21,710 --> 00:50:24,756 ...because I always had to put myself out there. It's how I pay my bills. 716 00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,770 What're you getting at? 717 00:50:28,384 --> 00:50:31,263 I just think sometimes your back's never up against the wall... 718 00:50:31,287 --> 00:50:33,865 ...so you never have to push hard to move forward. 719 00:50:33,889 --> 00:50:35,067 Okay, and what about you? 720 00:50:35,091 --> 00:50:38,270 Isn't that rep supposed to be getting your stuff into stores over the world? 721 00:50:38,294 --> 00:50:41,139 Yeah. But I can't afford to do that. 722 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,842 And if I had money like you, I would put up a show... 723 00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:46,111 ...and then I would have backers to start manufacturing. 724 00:50:46,135 --> 00:50:49,297 Excuse me? What'd you mean if you had money like me? 725 00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:53,018 Exactly like I said. If I had money to do the show, I would. 726 00:50:53,042 --> 00:50:56,321 I just think you need to be a little more aggressive. That's all. 727 00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:58,924 Okay, I got it. I've got money but no balls. 728 00:50:58,948 --> 00:51:02,906 You've got balls but no money. Shut the light off on your way out. 729 00:51:11,727 --> 00:51:14,840 You almost got me there, sporty! 730 00:51:14,864 --> 00:51:18,162 "Sporty". That's funny. 731 00:51:19,935 --> 00:51:23,515 - How do you know the girls? - Donna and I dated for like a year. 732 00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:26,718 But, yeah, I stay friends with all my ex-girlfriends. 733 00:51:26,742 --> 00:51:28,903 It's like Zen Buddhism thing. 734 00:51:49,498 --> 00:51:51,795 Make you a business offer? 735 00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:56,499 - Okay. - Look... 736 00:51:57,439 --> 00:51:58,984 I invest in all kinds of things. 737 00:51:59,008 --> 00:52:01,553 Why don't I invest in your putting on a show? 738 00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:05,069 You put on a big fashion show. You have a blowout party and... 739 00:52:05,614 --> 00:52:07,604 ...you're the next Donna Karan. 740 00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:13,265 Donna, you've read me all wrong. 741 00:52:13,289 --> 00:52:16,383 I wasn't trying to hit you up for a loan. 742 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:26,757 I know you weren't. 743 00:52:28,804 --> 00:52:30,248 Look, Christi Ann, your store does well... 744 00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:32,751 ...and if that rep knows what she's talking about, then... 745 00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:36,301 ...it's not a favor. It's a good investment. 746 00:52:40,182 --> 00:52:42,377 Are you serious? 747 00:52:43,852 --> 00:52:45,797 Okay. 748 00:52:45,821 --> 00:52:48,414 Yeah, let's do it. 749 00:52:48,557 --> 00:52:50,168 But you have to promise me you'll finish that script... 750 00:52:50,192 --> 00:52:53,320 ...and start sending it out. No more excuses. 751 00:52:54,063 --> 00:52:57,396 - Okay. - Okay. 752 00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:01,880 Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna show my new men's clothes? 753 00:53:01,904 --> 00:53:03,748 I just started making these. 754 00:53:03,772 --> 00:53:05,617 - They look great to me. - Thank you. 755 00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:09,187 Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz. All the critics are gonna be there... 756 00:53:09,211 --> 00:53:10,989 ...mostly because of the celebrities. 757 00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:13,258 You know, I'm not sure who I hate more frankly. 758 00:53:13,282 --> 00:53:18,378 Actually, no, that's not true. I hate them all. But I do love this dress. 759 00:53:18,887 --> 00:53:21,116 Please tell me you're sleeping with him. 760 00:53:21,557 --> 00:53:24,669 - No, he's just an employee. - Put him on the runway. 761 00:53:24,693 --> 00:53:27,005 - Well, I don't know if I'm... - No, you have to. 762 00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:28,340 It'll be a fun surprise. 763 00:53:28,364 --> 00:53:32,410 Think about it: Hot new designer puts warehouse boy on catwalk. 764 00:53:32,434 --> 00:53:37,428 It's brilliant. It's a tease. Leave them wanting more. I gotta go. 765 00:53:40,409 --> 00:53:44,242 - This is the last box. - Will you do me a favor? 766 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,914 Will you try this on? 767 00:53:54,790 --> 00:54:00,023 I wish I was as confident as you look. Will you model this for me? 768 00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:06,057 Yeah, sure. Why not? 769 00:54:06,168 --> 00:54:10,482 Thank God. I need as many pillars of strength around me as possible. 770 00:54:10,506 --> 00:54:14,185 Christi Ann, this looks fine. 771 00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:17,803 Hey, come on now. 772 00:54:18,113 --> 00:54:21,159 This is all good. It's exciting! 773 00:54:21,183 --> 00:54:24,243 Look, no matter what the critical people say... 774 00:54:25,154 --> 00:54:28,179 ...might as well enjoy what's going on. 775 00:54:28,757 --> 00:54:31,225 Come here. 776 00:54:51,313 --> 00:54:54,179 - You got brothers and sisters? - Yeah. 777 00:54:55,484 --> 00:54:58,612 I mean, I got a brother and I got a sister. 778 00:54:58,721 --> 00:55:03,535 - Older, younger? - One's older, one's younger. 779 00:55:03,559 --> 00:55:05,370 Why do people always ask this? I don't... 780 00:55:05,394 --> 00:55:07,472 Who cares about somebody's brothers and sisters? 781 00:55:07,496 --> 00:55:11,843 - Do you talk to your parents a lot? - No. We got an understanding. 782 00:55:11,867 --> 00:55:14,232 What kind of understanding? 783 00:55:14,303 --> 00:55:18,136 I left when I was 17. I gave them one of these. 784 00:55:19,475 --> 00:55:22,034 What's that? What does that mean? 785 00:55:22,878 --> 00:55:26,224 My mom and dad weren't very bright people. 786 00:55:26,248 --> 00:55:27,425 Which would've been okay if they were nice... 787 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:30,061 ...I mean, there's plenty of dumb but sweet people in the world. 788 00:55:30,085 --> 00:55:34,419 But, I don't know, they were shitty too. They were just mean people. 789 00:55:35,591 --> 00:55:38,837 - How were they mean? - They just always said mean things. 790 00:55:38,861 --> 00:55:45,231 You know, told me I was a fucking liar and a goddamned bullshiter. 791 00:55:45,334 --> 00:55:48,947 I go to a therapist. I've been going for three years actually and... 792 00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:54,285 ...I've learned that you have to move on, that you have to forgive them. 793 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:56,674 Right, yeah. 794 00:55:57,146 --> 00:56:00,759 I mean, I forgive them. Like I say, they weren't bright people. 795 00:56:00,783 --> 00:56:03,928 They had me. They didn't abort me. 796 00:56:03,952 --> 00:56:07,899 I mean, they raised me, kind of a fucked up way to do it, but... 797 00:56:07,923 --> 00:56:10,769 ...maybe them being so harsh made me the way I am today... 798 00:56:10,793 --> 00:56:13,090 ...you know, like resilient? 799 00:56:14,463 --> 00:56:16,541 Gotta thank them for that, huh? 800 00:56:16,565 --> 00:56:20,398 Yeah, so whatever. That's why I gave them one of these. 801 00:56:21,403 --> 00:56:23,681 'Cause what it means is... 802 00:56:23,705 --> 00:56:26,451 ...you did your best to love me. I did my best to love you back. 803 00:56:26,475 --> 00:56:31,139 We just reached a point where there's nothing left to say, so... 804 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:35,580 - ...good luck. - I like how you explain things. 805 00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:39,081 You ever thought about writing? 806 00:56:40,956 --> 00:56:43,067 - Me? - Seriously. 807 00:56:43,091 --> 00:56:45,616 - Come on! - Seriously. 808 00:56:46,094 --> 00:56:49,392 Seriously. You definitely have a way with words. 809 00:56:49,498 --> 00:56:52,710 I think you should write stuff down, you know? Not to... 810 00:56:52,734 --> 00:56:56,362 ...not to be rich or famous or anything, but to... 811 00:56:57,172 --> 00:56:59,663 ...to express yourself. 812 00:57:02,978 --> 00:57:05,290 I'm gonna get you a notebook and a pen. Just try it. 813 00:57:05,314 --> 00:57:07,577 Just jot stuff down. 814 00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:11,613 Okay, yeah. 815 00:57:17,759 --> 00:57:19,804 Good luck with the show. We can't wait to see it. 816 00:57:19,828 --> 00:57:22,173 Thank you. See you on the front row! 817 00:57:22,197 --> 00:57:24,324 Thanks. 818 00:57:26,134 --> 00:57:28,813 "See you on the front row"? How ass-kissy was that? 819 00:57:28,837 --> 00:57:30,381 Honey, you don't even need to be kissing her ass. 820 00:57:30,405 --> 00:57:34,068 She's just a manufacturer. I gotta go. 821 00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:45,196 - Thanks for coming. - Sure. 822 00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:48,399 You know, I think you're making me addicted to sex. 823 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:50,288 Thanks. 824 00:57:51,126 --> 00:57:53,685 And, you know, I've never... 825 00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:57,876 ...given a blow-job to a guy in a car. 826 00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:01,892 I'm just gonna... I just wanna... 827 00:58:08,243 --> 00:58:12,179 You've gotten really good at that. 828 00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:17,595 When you're through with that can you please call the silk place back... 829 00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:21,088 and tell them that you're repped by me? They'll knock off 20%. 830 00:58:34,169 --> 00:58:36,147 Where is everybody? 831 00:58:36,171 --> 00:58:38,182 Joe's helping out Christi Ann at her store. 832 00:58:38,206 --> 00:58:41,586 Good. Did you get any writing done today? 833 00:58:41,610 --> 00:58:45,477 - Yeah, yeah, no, it's really cool. - So what you writing about? 834 00:58:47,549 --> 00:58:50,395 Never mind. Just keep getting it down on paper. 835 00:58:50,419 --> 00:58:51,930 Okay. 836 00:58:51,954 --> 00:58:54,866 Had the printer print up like 100 copies of my script today. 837 00:58:54,890 --> 00:58:56,801 Getting ready to send it out to agents. 838 00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,937 - Great. - Tell you what... 839 00:58:58,961 --> 00:59:03,374 ...when you're ready to take a break, why don't you come inside? 840 00:59:03,398 --> 00:59:05,991 Okay. I will. 841 01:00:27,215 --> 01:00:32,463 I'm sorry! I know, I'm a bad little slut and you're the big strong man! 842 01:00:32,487 --> 01:00:34,766 That's right. I'm not done fucking you. 843 01:00:34,790 --> 01:00:36,801 I'm gonna fuck you harder and you're gonna like it. 844 01:00:36,825 --> 01:00:40,556 Oh, no, no! 845 01:00:42,230 --> 01:00:44,857 Don't punish me! Hey! 846 01:00:46,301 --> 01:00:50,581 - Baby, I can't do this anymore. - Why? What's wrong? 847 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:55,720 This... this whole routine of me holding you down and... 848 01:00:55,744 --> 01:00:58,804 ...your begging me to stop... 849 01:00:59,147 --> 01:01:00,992 ...it's fucking weird, I don't know. It's just... 850 01:01:01,016 --> 01:01:04,762 Well, you seemed to enjoy it just fine every day for the past three weeks. 851 01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:08,915 I know. Look, at first I did. It's just lately... 852 01:01:09,524 --> 01:01:12,870 It's 'cause I care about you, and I don't wanna do that... 853 01:01:12,894 --> 01:01:16,474 - ...to somebody I care about. - Look, we're just playing. Come on. 854 01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:18,590 I mean, we're just... 855 01:01:19,367 --> 01:01:21,245 Why are we even having this conversation? 856 01:01:21,269 --> 01:01:22,714 You have a simple job, Stanny. 857 01:01:22,738 --> 01:01:25,383 Are you telling me that you can't fulfill it? Because, you know what? 858 01:01:25,407 --> 01:01:28,352 There are a lot of guys in this city that would be more than happy... 859 01:01:28,376 --> 01:01:31,037 ...to do this without complaining. 860 01:01:33,215 --> 01:01:35,546 Are you fucking kidding me? 861 01:01:36,184 --> 01:01:38,914 Is that all that I am to you? 862 01:01:39,921 --> 01:01:44,414 I think you'd better take the blindfold off now. 863 01:01:55,971 --> 01:01:58,483 I'm such a fucking idiot. 864 01:01:58,507 --> 01:02:01,168 I'm an asshole. 865 01:02:01,409 --> 01:02:04,322 I mean, I was like ready to tell... 866 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:06,279 What? 867 01:02:10,252 --> 01:02:13,721 I think I'm falling in love with you. 868 01:02:22,464 --> 01:02:25,728 Okay. Can you untie me, please? 869 01:03:00,302 --> 01:03:02,997 I think you and Joe need to move out. 870 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:17,642 Joe, get up. We gotta go. 871 01:03:19,287 --> 01:03:21,499 Seriously. I'm not fucking around, man. Pack your shit. 872 01:03:21,523 --> 01:03:24,035 Stanny, what did you do? 873 01:03:24,059 --> 01:03:27,638 I didn't do anything shitty. I stopped being shitty. Figure that one out. 874 01:03:27,662 --> 01:03:30,708 Come on, we got a pretty good deal going on here, man. 875 01:03:30,732 --> 01:03:33,644 How long did you think this was gonna last, you know, seriously? 876 01:03:33,668 --> 01:03:35,413 Okay, it's been a fun month or two, but... 877 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,804 ...we milked this for as much as we could. The milk's gone sour. 878 01:03:57,092 --> 01:04:00,571 What did you? Joe, what the hell's going on? 879 01:04:00,595 --> 01:04:02,340 - We're leaving. - Hold on! 880 01:04:02,364 --> 01:04:05,977 - Did you get in a fight with Donna? - What the fuck you think? 881 01:04:06,001 --> 01:04:09,680 I guess we're gonna go and try and find our own place. 882 01:04:09,704 --> 01:04:12,250 No, I don't want you to go. I don't want either one of you to go. 883 01:04:12,274 --> 01:04:13,618 Well, you don't always get what you want. 884 01:04:13,642 --> 01:04:16,187 - Take care. - Wait! Wait! 885 01:04:16,211 --> 01:04:19,271 Hold on one minute! 886 01:04:19,447 --> 01:04:21,812 Hold on. 887 01:04:27,889 --> 01:04:31,736 - Donna, what's going on? - I guess they're leaving. 888 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,037 And you're just gonna sit there? 889 01:04:33,061 --> 01:04:35,573 Yeah, what am I supposed to be doing? 890 01:04:35,597 --> 01:04:38,175 What happened? 891 01:04:38,199 --> 01:04:40,929 It was just getting too... 892 01:04:41,102 --> 01:04:44,115 - ...I don't know, too weird. - Too weird? 893 01:04:44,139 --> 01:04:47,351 Why is it that every time you like a guy things get too weird? 894 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:50,288 - Who says I like the guy? - You're full of shit. 895 01:04:50,312 --> 01:04:52,823 And I don't have time to sit here and listen to you lie to yourself... 896 01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:56,282 ...because they're leaving! What do you wanna do? 897 01:04:56,885 --> 01:05:00,097 - Well, Joe doesn't have to go. - Joe goes wherever Stanny goes! 898 01:05:00,121 --> 01:05:03,834 And I'm not about to let him do that because you got this thing about... 899 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,169 What? This thing about what? 900 01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:07,505 I don't know, but you've got this thing! 901 01:05:07,529 --> 01:05:09,428 And... 902 01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:14,879 if you look at me and tell me that you don't like the guy... 903 01:05:14,903 --> 01:05:19,464 ...fine, I'll say goodbye to both of them. 904 01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:27,980 Tell me what happened. 905 01:05:28,984 --> 01:05:33,386 He said he thought he was falling in love with me. 906 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:37,601 Okay. Well... 907 01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:42,039 ...the guy who loves you is walking out the door right now. 908 01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:45,361 Is that what you want? 909 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,582 Let's get out of here. This is friggin' humiliating. 910 01:05:51,606 --> 01:05:55,486 She asked us to wait a minute, so we're gonna wait. 911 01:05:55,510 --> 01:05:59,457 - It's been over a minute. Let's go. - It's an expression, Stanny. 912 01:05:59,481 --> 01:06:01,993 Okay? It's like "hold on a sec". It's more than a second. 913 01:06:02,017 --> 01:06:04,985 Okay, it's a stupid fucking expression then. 914 01:06:11,993 --> 01:06:13,738 Just... 915 01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:16,374 ...don't ask me to say it to you 'cause I can't, Stanny. I'm sorry. 916 01:06:16,398 --> 01:06:23,326 - I just can't say it to you. - Just... just let me love you. 917 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:08,707 I was close. 918 01:07:08,883 --> 01:07:11,395 It's alright. 919 01:07:11,419 --> 01:07:16,117 I'm sorry. My mind's just on the fashion show. 920 01:07:16,324 --> 01:07:19,850 Don't be sorry. 921 01:07:19,894 --> 01:07:24,990 Joe, how come you never slept in my bed? 922 01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:30,214 You never asked me to. 923 01:07:30,238 --> 01:07:35,107 Well, will you sleep here with me? I mean... 924 01:07:35,910 --> 01:07:41,177 ...just for the next two nights until the fashion show. 925 01:07:43,651 --> 01:07:45,846 Well... 926 01:07:46,154 --> 01:07:48,781 sure, girl. 927 01:07:49,390 --> 01:07:52,518 Be happy to. 928 01:08:09,477 --> 01:08:13,124 - What about the cuteness? - What about the dumbness? 929 01:08:13,148 --> 01:08:15,392 - You're dumb. - No, you're dumb. 930 01:08:15,416 --> 01:08:20,164 - What about the sweetness? - Guys, do it in private! Jeez! 931 01:08:20,188 --> 01:08:21,365 You guys, really. 932 01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:23,434 Why don't you just give each other hickies? 933 01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:25,536 You have rug burns on your elbows. 934 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,938 You broke your nails scratching his back! 935 01:08:27,962 --> 01:08:29,673 I chipped my tooth last week... 936 01:08:29,697 --> 01:08:31,008 ...'cause we were doing it doggy style... 937 01:08:31,032 --> 01:08:35,613 ...and she friggin' jerks her head back right into my jaw. You did! 938 01:08:35,637 --> 01:08:39,049 My God, Christi Ann! Remember back in college... 939 01:08:39,073 --> 01:08:41,752 ...when I was giving a blow-job to that guy... 940 01:08:41,776 --> 01:08:43,387 ...that would not take the beret off? 941 01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,457 My God. the bathroom is in-between our two bedrooms... 942 01:08:46,481 --> 01:08:48,225 ...which is right next to this little tiny living room. 943 01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:50,227 So I'm ready to come out and spit... 944 01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:53,597 ...and there's like ten people in the goddamned living room. 945 01:08:53,621 --> 01:08:57,735 So I come out and my mouth's like this 'caused it's all full of his cum. 946 01:08:57,759 --> 01:09:00,504 And I come out and everybody starts laughing. 947 01:09:00,528 --> 01:09:02,406 And then I start to laugh... 948 01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:04,308 ...and then everyone's jumping back out of the way... 949 01:09:04,332 --> 01:09:07,444 ...'cause they're like terrified I'm gonna spit up right there on the carpet. 950 01:09:07,468 --> 01:09:11,048 So I got running into the bathroom and I spit out and... 951 01:09:11,072 --> 01:09:13,870 ...I get a standing ovation. 952 01:09:14,475 --> 01:09:17,671 That's disgusting. Ew! 953 01:09:24,953 --> 01:09:27,164 Honey, you know what I was just thinking? 954 01:09:27,188 --> 01:09:30,668 - How adorable you are? - No, I think pretty highly on myself... 955 01:09:30,692 --> 01:09:32,903 ...but I ain't best described as adorable. 956 01:09:32,927 --> 01:09:34,972 No, I was thinking about how we first met and all. 957 01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:36,273 It's funny, I used to be so choosey. 958 01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:39,510 Like every girl I dates had to have a perfect ass. 959 01:09:39,534 --> 01:09:40,978 Joe and I used to argue about it all the time. 960 01:09:41,002 --> 01:09:43,347 If the girl had like a big square man ass... 961 01:09:43,371 --> 01:09:46,150 ...forget it. I couldn't do it. And it's funny when I met you... 962 01:09:46,174 --> 01:09:49,820 ...I was like, "This chick is hot-looking, but what does her ass look like?" 963 01:09:49,844 --> 01:09:51,522 So we get naked and we start fucking... 964 01:09:51,546 --> 01:09:54,191 And I'm like, "Wow, this chick has a big ass! 965 01:09:54,215 --> 01:09:57,928 But I'm diggin' it. It's great." It's like you converted me. 966 01:09:57,952 --> 01:10:02,066 Now I'm like all the black and Puerto Rican guys I used to give shit to... 967 01:10:02,090 --> 01:10:06,403 'cause they always went for the big booty. I love big asses now. 968 01:10:06,427 --> 01:10:09,794 It's weird how like your taste could change like that. 969 01:10:11,132 --> 01:10:13,477 How about how adorable you are? 970 01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:15,746 Don't fuckin' touch me. I cannot believe you just told me I was fat. 971 01:10:15,770 --> 01:10:16,947 I didn't say you were fat! 972 01:10:16,971 --> 01:10:20,463 I said I love you no matter what your body looks like. 973 01:10:21,943 --> 01:10:25,503 Another sacrifice to the beer gods. 974 01:10:29,317 --> 01:10:32,581 Man, Donna's making me insane. 975 01:10:33,321 --> 01:10:37,501 Yep. Well, you're in love with her. 976 01:10:37,525 --> 01:10:41,739 Yeah. Still, she's got some mental problems. 977 01:10:41,763 --> 01:10:44,375 Women just have more emotions than we do. 978 01:10:44,399 --> 01:10:47,878 And they don't think of all the things they're thinking as mental problems. 979 01:10:47,902 --> 01:10:50,014 That's just their daily way of thinking. 980 01:10:50,038 --> 01:10:54,736 And he repeats himself. I think he's borderline schizophrenic. 981 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:58,322 We argue and I explain to him how he's being ridiculous. 982 01:10:58,346 --> 01:10:59,523 He admits it. 983 01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:02,192 He apologizes for it and then he does it again the very next day! 984 01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:03,394 Well, what're you arguing about? 985 01:11:03,418 --> 01:11:04,895 It just depends on what you're fighting about. 986 01:11:04,919 --> 01:11:07,865 It has nothing to do with what you were fighting about. 987 01:11:07,889 --> 01:11:10,067 She always gives me this psycho-friggin'- logical bullshit... 988 01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:11,935 ...I ain't in touch with my feelings. 989 01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:14,805 After about an hour of yelling, I just say, "Yeah, whatever. You're right". 990 01:11:14,829 --> 01:11:17,541 And then the next day we have the same argument like a bad rerun! 991 01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:20,444 You're lucky. Joe seems a lot more sensitive. 992 01:11:20,468 --> 01:11:22,880 - He tries. - Yeah, he tries. 993 01:11:22,904 --> 01:11:25,616 Bro, just make it look like you're trying. Don't say nothing. 994 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:29,453 At most just say, "I wish I was more aware like you guys." 995 01:11:29,477 --> 01:11:33,879 - But I'm still learning". - He says that? That is so sweet! 996 01:11:34,182 --> 01:11:37,428 And Stanny can be so great. I mean, he really can. 997 01:11:37,452 --> 01:11:42,966 And that's why it kills me to get rejected like that. 998 01:11:42,990 --> 01:11:45,936 What does she expect me to say? I feel like saying to her... 999 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:49,139 ..."All those years shoveling concrete I had a lot of shitty days." 1000 01:11:49,163 --> 01:11:52,042 Would've been really nice to just lay on a couch on a doctor's office... 1001 01:11:52,066 --> 01:11:54,578 ...and talk about my feelings". It ain't fair! 1002 01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:57,281 I worked so hard to get to this point. 1003 01:11:57,305 --> 01:11:59,616 My therapist is so proud of my progress. 1004 01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,852 But this whole relationship is putting me in a tailspin. 1005 01:12:01,876 --> 01:12:04,288 You're not thinking of breaking up with him, are you? 1006 01:12:04,312 --> 01:12:08,692 No! Well, thinking about it but no, I mean... 1007 01:12:08,716 --> 01:12:11,428 ...we've come this far and we should try and get through this. 1008 01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:13,731 You ever cry in front of her? 1009 01:12:13,755 --> 01:12:15,745 No. 1010 01:12:16,457 --> 01:12:19,136 You don't cry ever, do you? 1011 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,525 No. 1012 01:12:26,567 --> 01:12:29,331 You ever cry in front of Donna? 1013 01:12:30,905 --> 01:12:33,430 Yeah, I suppose. This once. 1014 01:12:33,841 --> 01:12:35,652 And he cries. 1015 01:12:35,676 --> 01:12:38,021 - Really? - He cries a lot, actually. 1016 01:12:38,045 --> 01:12:40,069 And more and more lately. 1017 01:12:40,281 --> 01:12:42,840 Joe doesn't cry in front of you, huh? 1018 01:12:42,950 --> 01:12:45,295 Well, no. 1019 01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:50,033 Just take it in a notch, Stanny. I know you, man, you don't let shit go. 1020 01:12:50,057 --> 01:12:52,836 - This chick could turn on you. - No. 1021 01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:56,386 You kidding me? This chick is crazy about me. 1022 01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:58,495 You really love her, don't you? 1023 01:13:00,435 --> 01:13:03,347 Joe, I never loved nothing like I love that girl. 1024 01:13:03,371 --> 01:13:08,819 Joe is... he'll open up. He's the type of guy who grows on you. 1025 01:13:08,843 --> 01:13:10,421 He's somebody you fall in love with slowly. 1026 01:13:10,445 --> 01:13:11,622 Love him like a friend. 1027 01:13:11,646 --> 01:13:13,157 You don't say "I love you" to each other? 1028 01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:15,392 - No! You don't say that to friends. - Yes, you do. We do. 1029 01:13:15,416 --> 01:13:17,895 - I mean, you know I love you. - I love you too! 1030 01:13:17,919 --> 01:13:21,131 - But guys don't say that as friends. - You're right. 1031 01:13:21,155 --> 01:13:25,216 - Joe, I fucking love you, man. - I love you too, bro. 1032 01:13:42,276 --> 01:13:44,937 Christi Ann... 1033 01:13:44,979 --> 01:13:48,243 you gotta relax. 1034 01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:52,549 I want you to know something, okay? 1035 01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:56,150 Sex isn't about... 1036 01:13:56,190 --> 01:13:58,569 ...talking dirty or... 1037 01:13:58,593 --> 01:14:01,926 ...some silly new position. 1038 01:14:02,830 --> 01:14:05,924 It's about trust. 1039 01:14:06,934 --> 01:14:09,766 Do you trust me? 1040 01:14:13,508 --> 01:14:15,737 It's tender... 1041 01:14:16,611 --> 01:14:18,772 soft. 1042 01:14:19,514 --> 01:14:22,693 I'm gonna kiss you delicately. 1043 01:14:22,717 --> 01:14:27,381 If it makes sense, give it back. 1044 01:15:51,138 --> 01:15:54,937 This is going to be a great show. 1045 01:15:59,547 --> 01:16:01,878 Yeah, it is. 1046 01:17:00,541 --> 01:17:04,238 - You're amazing. Okay. - Thank you. 1047 01:17:04,812 --> 01:17:07,007 This is insane! 1048 01:17:12,553 --> 01:17:13,830 I think you're gonna get backers. 1049 01:17:13,854 --> 01:17:16,566 I've gotten so many cards I can't even keep track! 1050 01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:18,557 That's awesome. 1051 01:17:19,026 --> 01:17:22,305 - Do you know that guy over there? - Mark. 1052 01:17:22,329 --> 01:17:26,176 He's like, "Come to Europe. You know... 1053 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,779 ...the fashion season's just starting". 1054 01:17:28,803 --> 01:17:33,016 Like, he told me I could be making a couple grand a day just doing this. 1055 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:36,386 - Is he like for real or what? - Well, he owns a modeling agency. 1056 01:17:36,410 --> 01:17:39,356 - He's for real. - It was nice for him to say it and all... 1057 01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:41,425 ...but I don't know if he meant it, you know? 1058 01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:45,962 Christi Ann. I want you to meet Arthur. He's an editor from Vogue Magazine. 1059 01:17:45,986 --> 01:17:49,819 Love your show, very elegant. 1060 01:18:07,441 --> 01:18:09,086 Nikki, you don't care about fashion. 1061 01:18:09,110 --> 01:18:10,587 You're just here for the party afterwards. 1062 01:18:10,611 --> 01:18:12,255 How can you blame me? You always seem to have... 1063 01:18:12,279 --> 01:18:14,491 ...the most entertaining guests. 1064 01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:16,093 I'm sure he's already told you ladies... 1065 01:18:16,117 --> 01:18:18,595 ...but Nikki sold his first screenplay last year. 1066 01:18:18,619 --> 01:18:20,564 And now he's in production on his next film. 1067 01:18:20,588 --> 01:18:21,798 Congratulations. 1068 01:18:21,822 --> 01:18:22,999 Of course when I sell one of my scripts... 1069 01:18:23,023 --> 01:18:26,536 ...I'm gonna have to surround myself with a bevy of beautiful men... 1070 01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:30,207 ...which I'll have to secretly blow because I have a boyfriend. 1071 01:18:30,231 --> 01:18:31,608 You know... 1072 01:18:31,632 --> 01:18:35,624 ...you always have to talk about cock and fucking and it's really disgusting. 1073 01:18:36,804 --> 01:18:39,067 Excuse us. 1074 01:18:42,143 --> 01:18:46,123 I am trying to host a party here so back the fuck off. 1075 01:18:46,147 --> 01:18:48,091 Okay, can you not embarrass me, please? 1076 01:18:48,115 --> 01:18:49,426 Can not talk like that in front of me? 1077 01:18:49,450 --> 01:18:51,261 Stop smoking that thing in my face. 1078 01:18:51,285 --> 01:18:54,197 I smoke wherever I want. How do you like that? 1079 01:18:54,221 --> 01:18:56,951 You're drunk. You're such an ass. 1080 01:19:11,305 --> 01:19:15,051 - Stanny, you won't believe this shit. - I've figured it out. Relationships... 1081 01:19:15,075 --> 01:19:18,388 ...it's all about control. If you're in control you don't get hurt. 1082 01:19:18,412 --> 01:19:19,589 'Cause everyone's afraid of getting hurt. 1083 01:19:19,613 --> 01:19:21,491 I gotta tell you what this guy was saying to me. 1084 01:19:21,515 --> 01:19:23,360 You know what? These girls, they just own us. 1085 01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:24,928 It was never about sex. It was about... 1086 01:19:24,952 --> 01:19:27,564 ...being able to give us shit and we couldn't give shit back. 1087 01:19:27,588 --> 01:19:30,634 I know Donna can be shitty at times but Christi Ann... 1088 01:19:30,658 --> 01:19:31,968 Yeah, yeah, she's more subtle at it. 1089 01:19:31,992 --> 01:19:35,620 You don't even realize you got a leash around your neck. 1090 01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:40,631 You know what? You ain't always right, Stanny. 1091 01:19:40,668 --> 01:19:44,381 You ain't always right about shit and you're wrong about that girl. 1092 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:47,584 Yeah, right. You're falling all over these phony who wants to be... 1093 01:19:47,608 --> 01:19:51,021 - ...a high-class designer. - Why do always do this? 1094 01:19:51,045 --> 01:19:53,456 Why is that every time I like a girl... 1095 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:56,278 ...you say she's no good 'cause of something? 1096 01:19:56,550 --> 01:20:00,297 You say it like she's trying to split you and me up or something. 1097 01:20:00,321 --> 01:20:01,965 You know what? 1098 01:20:01,989 --> 01:20:04,968 - I think it's the other way around. - You really think... 1099 01:20:04,992 --> 01:20:08,171 ...that that girl considers you her equal? 1100 01:20:08,195 --> 01:20:10,720 Brother, that girl considers herself above you. 1101 01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:17,881 I'm just saving you from a painful fall! 1102 01:20:17,905 --> 01:20:21,818 My girlfriend's got me buying every goddamned thing here. 1103 01:20:21,842 --> 01:20:23,720 That's wonderful! Or maybe not. 1104 01:20:23,744 --> 01:20:25,522 I wouldn't be here if it weren't for her. 1105 01:20:25,546 --> 01:20:27,891 I'm blowing cash on that dress, this skirt... 1106 01:20:27,915 --> 01:20:29,226 Don't even listen to him. 1107 01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:31,761 - He can afford it. He's a lawyer. - Lawyer my ass. 1108 01:20:31,785 --> 01:20:35,999 She's got one hand in my pants, one hand in my goddamned wallet. 1109 01:20:36,023 --> 01:20:38,869 - Your illustrious model. - He's not really a model. 1110 01:20:38,893 --> 01:20:42,419 He's actually my personal cabana boy. 1111 01:20:43,397 --> 01:20:45,728 Come with me right now. 1112 01:20:50,871 --> 01:20:54,807 That's exactly what I'm talking about. Great. Okay, talk to you later. 1113 01:20:55,276 --> 01:20:56,853 Don't be showing up at my girlfriend's house. 1114 01:20:56,877 --> 01:20:58,521 You guys are boyfriend and girlfriend now? 1115 01:20:58,545 --> 01:20:59,723 - That's cool. - Yeah. 1116 01:20:59,747 --> 01:21:02,559 So maybe you don't need to be stopping by here anymore. 1117 01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:04,394 Christi Ann invited me. 1118 01:21:04,418 --> 01:21:06,930 You wanna push it? We'll settle this old school. 1119 01:21:06,954 --> 01:21:09,115 What? We're gonna break dance? 1120 01:21:09,290 --> 01:21:12,168 Look, shit. I forgot to tell you about him. 1121 01:21:12,192 --> 01:21:14,137 Tell him about me what? I'm standing right fucking here. 1122 01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:15,872 Don't talk about me like I'm a piece of friggin' wood. 1123 01:21:15,896 --> 01:21:17,073 Easy, fella, you don't gotta... 1124 01:21:17,097 --> 01:21:19,075 "Easy, fella"? Do I look like a fucking horse to you? 1125 01:21:19,099 --> 01:21:21,678 Do I have fucking hooves? Don't fucking say "easy fella" to me! 1126 01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:23,613 Did you say the word "fuck" enough in that sentence? 1127 01:21:23,637 --> 01:21:26,349 No, let me add a few more. Fuck you. And fuck you too! 1128 01:21:26,373 --> 01:21:28,318 Let's just all cool out. 1129 01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:29,986 - Stanny! - Wanna try to grab me again, fucker? 1130 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:32,289 - Easy, fella, just... - Quit saying "easy fella" to me! 1131 01:21:32,313 --> 01:21:34,124 - Just chill the fuck out! - Stanny! 1132 01:21:34,148 --> 01:21:37,360 - Don't you lay a hand on me! - I'm not gonna lay a hand on you. 1133 01:21:37,384 --> 01:21:38,561 Didn't even lay a hand on him. 1134 01:21:38,585 --> 01:21:39,829 I knocked him on his ass with my elbow. 1135 01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:43,618 Stanny, get in the goddamned house. And, Damien, you can go! 1136 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:47,337 - I hope you're proud of yourself. - I hope you're proud of yourself... 1137 01:21:47,361 --> 01:21:50,273 ...using that stupid fuck to get a reaction out of me. 1138 01:21:50,297 --> 01:21:54,028 Yeah, go ahead, keep fooling yourself. At least you're fooling somebody. 1139 01:21:59,406 --> 01:22:05,503 - Joe, I'm gonna cum... - You motherfuckin' shit! 1140 01:22:14,621 --> 01:22:16,933 Thank you, Joe. 1141 01:22:16,957 --> 01:22:21,325 Was that good? Was that good, Joe? 1142 01:22:22,796 --> 01:22:26,390 Do you want me to get you a towel? 1143 01:23:00,734 --> 01:23:04,214 Just fucking listen to me, alright? You realize what you do to me? 1144 01:23:04,238 --> 01:23:08,752 You insist that I throw you down and treat you like a cheap whore... 1145 01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:10,020 ...'cause it's the only way you can get off. 1146 01:23:10,044 --> 01:23:12,956 Then in daily life if I show any form of aggression... 1147 01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:16,593 ...or jealousy, you freak the fuck out. Do you know how confusing it is... 1148 01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:19,162 - ...to be in a relationship with you? - What we do in the bedroom... 1149 01:23:19,186 --> 01:23:21,831 and what we do in our relationship out in the real world... 1150 01:23:21,855 --> 01:23:23,566 ...those are two goddamned different things, Stanny. 1151 01:23:23,590 --> 01:23:27,470 So just as long as we do everything the way you want on your terms... 1152 01:23:27,494 --> 01:23:29,072 ...then we'll be fine. 1153 01:23:29,096 --> 01:23:31,508 Why do you have to be so combative with me? 1154 01:23:31,532 --> 01:23:35,578 I'm not the combative one, okay? This is what you do. It's not funny. 1155 01:23:35,602 --> 01:23:38,314 You pick fights with me and then you yell at me for fighting! 1156 01:23:38,338 --> 01:23:41,217 I'm not the one who's fucking yelling here, okay, buddy? 1157 01:23:41,241 --> 01:23:42,819 You instigate me to do shit. 1158 01:23:42,843 --> 01:23:45,722 Then when I do you get to point out how fucked up I am. 1159 01:23:45,746 --> 01:23:49,592 'Cause you're so pathetically afraid I might realize how fucked up you are. 1160 01:23:49,616 --> 01:23:52,462 Oh, I'm the fucked up one? I'm the fucked up one? 1161 01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:56,466 Honey, I gotta fucking hold you down and call you a whore for you to cum... 1162 01:23:56,490 --> 01:23:58,368 ...and you say I got self-esteem issues? 1163 01:23:58,392 --> 01:24:00,703 You know what? Fuck this and fuck you... 1164 01:24:00,727 --> 01:24:04,274 ...because I am not gonna do this with you, fucking asshole! 1165 01:24:04,298 --> 01:24:07,977 - I am through! - Be a fucking rich bitch crybaby. 1166 01:24:08,001 --> 01:24:11,748 It doesn't affect me anymore 'cause I'm done back-peddling just so... 1167 01:24:11,772 --> 01:24:15,351 I don't notice what a goddamned psycho you are. You're a head case. 1168 01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:18,121 I am not the fucked up one. I am not the psycho, okay? 1169 01:24:18,145 --> 01:24:22,459 I'm not the one that's hit people. You should be in goddamned therapy! 1170 01:24:22,483 --> 01:24:24,661 You're the one who's fucked up, just like your goddamned parents. 1171 01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:27,097 - You're just like them! - Well, I don't have the luxury... 1172 01:24:27,121 --> 01:24:32,202 ...of your rich parents to pay for your goddamned therapist, alright? 1173 01:24:32,226 --> 01:24:35,071 And you know what? All that money you waste on that bullshit... 1174 01:24:35,095 --> 01:24:39,725 I'll solve your problem right now in three words: Eat less food! 1175 01:24:48,342 --> 01:24:53,370 You're a fucking asshole, you know what? 1176 01:24:54,114 --> 01:24:56,793 You're a fucking asshole. 1177 01:24:56,817 --> 01:25:00,663 And I loved you. I did. I loved you. 1178 01:25:00,687 --> 01:25:04,968 I don't know why. I don't know why I did! I was stupid! 1179 01:25:04,992 --> 01:25:09,806 I was really dumb! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I did this to us! 1180 01:25:09,830 --> 01:25:14,130 I did it and I'm sorry! You gotta go! 1181 01:25:42,563 --> 01:25:45,896 - Here we go again. - No, it's for real this time, bro. 1182 01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:50,199 - What happened? - I stopped thinking with my dick. 1183 01:25:50,304 --> 01:25:52,916 No, I take that back. I stopped thinking with my wallet. 1184 01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:55,652 You think if I had a job I'd be putting up with that bullshit? 1185 01:25:55,676 --> 01:25:57,320 I just wanted to sleep late. 1186 01:25:57,344 --> 01:26:00,190 I've been working hard my whole life and I wanted a break. 1187 01:26:00,214 --> 01:26:03,793 We got a break. Now what? 1188 01:26:03,817 --> 01:26:08,198 Now what? I'll get myself a job tending bar at night... 1189 01:26:08,222 --> 01:26:10,533 ...write during the day... 1190 01:26:10,557 --> 01:26:12,869 I'm gonna be a starving artist. 1191 01:26:12,893 --> 01:26:15,972 Look, you don't gotta come with me, alright? Stay here. 1192 01:26:15,996 --> 01:26:17,874 This works for you. Doesn't work for me. 1193 01:26:17,898 --> 01:26:19,776 Stanny, just calm down. 1194 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:23,213 Just sleep over it. Maybe you'll feel different about it in the morning. 1195 01:26:23,237 --> 01:26:25,515 I ain't gonna feel any different about it tomorrow, Joe. 1196 01:26:25,539 --> 01:26:28,507 Where the fuck are you gonna go at three a.m? 1197 01:26:40,354 --> 01:26:43,152 Bro, just go back to the party. 1198 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:46,102 Go have fun, alright? 1199 01:26:46,126 --> 01:26:49,288 Don't worry about me. 1200 01:26:52,899 --> 01:26:56,891 Just try and get some sleep, alright? 1201 01:27:41,481 --> 01:27:43,471 So... 1202 01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:47,630 ...I think I'm gonna take that guy up on that offer. 1203 01:27:47,654 --> 01:27:49,644 What guy? 1204 01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:52,290 That agent guy. He... 1205 01:27:52,492 --> 01:27:54,871 ...said he'd get me a plane ticket and that his... 1206 01:27:54,895 --> 01:27:57,106 ...agency has some sort of a deal with a... 1207 01:27:57,130 --> 01:28:02,226 ...hotel in... Milan. It's in Europe. 1208 01:28:06,973 --> 01:28:09,566 I leave tomorrow. 1209 01:28:10,644 --> 01:28:16,241 - The fashion season starts soon so... - I know when the season starts. 1210 01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:23,021 It's kinda cool though, right? I mean, never been to Europe. 1211 01:28:23,190 --> 01:28:26,420 Shit, I've never been anywhere. 1212 01:28:29,963 --> 01:28:33,296 How am I ever gonna repay you for this? 1213 01:28:38,171 --> 01:28:41,697 I think it's a great opportunity. 1214 01:28:46,646 --> 01:28:48,858 - Christi Ann. - Hi! 1215 01:28:48,882 --> 01:28:51,728 - Hi. These are my friends. Justin. - Justin. 1216 01:28:51,752 --> 01:28:54,230 - And this is Carlos. - Hi. How you doing? 1217 01:28:54,254 --> 01:28:56,881 - Thanks for the invitation... - Yeah. 1218 01:28:56,957 --> 01:29:02,292 - ...for your party. - It was fantastic. The show... 1219 01:29:44,871 --> 01:29:50,536 - So you'll be back in four months? - Yeah, when the season ends. 1220 01:29:51,578 --> 01:29:54,569 Well, good luck. 1221 01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:59,147 You too. 1222 01:30:14,434 --> 01:30:18,426 Well, at least your show was a big hit. 1223 01:30:26,313 --> 01:30:28,624 And to think I didn't want to go to California with you. 1224 01:30:28,648 --> 01:30:32,962 - Wherever we go, we go together. - Yeah. 1225 01:30:32,986 --> 01:30:36,546 This is gonna be a tough act to follow, though. 1226 01:30:36,957 --> 01:30:40,915 But I bet there's all kinds of different countries and shit in Europe. 1227 01:30:42,329 --> 01:30:44,707 Man, my best friend's gonna be a friggin' supermodel. 1228 01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:47,529 We're gonna be balls deep in ass over there. 1229 01:30:49,402 --> 01:30:51,267 Wow... 1230 01:30:51,438 --> 01:30:55,601 - ...what a summer. - Tell me about it. 1231 01:30:57,577 --> 01:31:00,170 Goddamn it, I smoke too much pot. 1232 01:31:01,848 --> 01:31:06,478 I'm sorry that it didn't work out with Stanny. 1233 01:31:06,853 --> 01:31:10,345 Yeah. I'm sorry too. 1234 01:31:12,025 --> 01:31:15,187 Guess it's just you and me again, kiddo. 1235 01:31:19,799 --> 01:31:22,130 They sure were funny. 1236 01:31:25,472 --> 01:31:28,065 Yeah. 1237 01:31:28,241 --> 01:31:31,141 You said we'd look back on this and laugh. 1238 01:31:36,550 --> 01:31:38,915 We're crazy, aren't we? 1239 01:31:39,319 --> 01:31:44,620 Yeah. But we're damned great at it. 1240 01:31:56,102 --> 01:31:58,593 My God! 1241 01:32:04,010 --> 01:32:08,947 - You're gonna miss her, ain't you? - You're gonna miss Christi Ann? 1242 01:32:10,417 --> 01:32:12,350 Joe... 1243 01:32:13,053 --> 01:32:15,498 ...look, I'm starting to like this L.A. thing... 1244 01:32:15,522 --> 01:32:18,490 ...like writing movies and... 1245 01:32:19,459 --> 01:32:22,120 ...I don't know if I'd like Europe all that much. 1246 01:32:22,862 --> 01:32:28,177 - Bro, you gotta come with me. - No. This writing thing, I gotta do it. 1247 01:32:28,201 --> 01:32:31,013 Well, I don't wanna go over there all by myself. 1248 01:32:31,037 --> 01:32:35,084 I don't think you really want to go there in the first place. 1249 01:32:35,108 --> 01:32:38,805 Look, I gotta leave that house, but you don't. 1250 01:32:39,946 --> 01:32:44,940 And what I said about you and Christi Ann last night, I was wrong. 1251 01:32:45,218 --> 01:32:50,712 I mean, thank God girls bitch at us: Make you dress better, motivate you. 1252 01:32:52,058 --> 01:32:57,359 I ain't the expert on relationships obviously, but I know this: 1253 01:32:57,697 --> 01:32:59,926 You don't wanna leave your girl. 1254 01:33:03,136 --> 01:33:07,868 - Did you love Donna? - Despite how much I hated her... 1255 01:33:07,907 --> 01:33:10,136 I always will. 1256 01:33:13,847 --> 01:33:15,974 You think I'm in love? 1257 01:33:17,951 --> 01:33:20,919 Do you think you are? 1258 01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:48,813 Me and you ain't breaking up. Go on, get out of here. 1259 01:34:34,394 --> 01:34:38,762 You wouldn't kick me out or nothing if I told you I loved you, would you? 1260 01:34:39,499 --> 01:34:41,728 I love you too. 1261 01:35:41,094 --> 01:35:45,040 So it's kind of a happy ending, for Joe and Christi Ann anyways. 1262 01:35:45,064 --> 01:35:46,675 Don't worry about me and Donna. 1263 01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:48,944 You know real life, it ain't like the movies. 1264 01:35:48,968 --> 01:35:50,546 Life is just a bunch of stories you go through... 1265 01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:52,594 ...and they all end sooner or later. 1266 01:35:52,939 --> 01:35:56,875 But it's okay. I'm gonna go find my next story. 1267 01:35:57,377 --> 01:35:59,105 Hope you do the same.