1 00:00:01,235 --> 00:00:04,372 [theme music] 2 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,395 (male #1) 'And fellow members of the Adventurers Club' 3 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:30,831 'at last I had Snagglepuss where I wanted him.' 4 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,666 He knew he was cornered 5 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,635 and, as he tried to escape 6 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,138 I raised my gun and shot him 7 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,107 where the Ubangi bends. 8 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:42,343 Or, eh, was it it where the jungle meets the sea? 9 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,844 (Snagglepuss) 'Neither, neither' 10 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:45,479 or either, either, major. 11 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,548 It was where the thighbone ends 12 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:50,118 and where the shinbone meets the knee. 13 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,285 No matter. 14 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,587 I got you at last, Snagglepuss 15 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,022 and, by thunder 16 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,857 you'll not escape this time. 17 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:58,126 So it would seem. 18 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,228 So it would seem. 19 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,496 And now, fellow members 20 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,632 we'll adjourn to the banquet room 21 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:07,435 to celebrate the major's good fortune 22 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,737 with dinner, a sing-along 23 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,306 'and all that happy-type jazz.' 24 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:15,776 I say, mind if I leave you, Snagglepuss old boy? 25 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,711 Not at all, major. 26 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,747 Enjoy. Enjoy. 27 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,084 That's quite a yacht the major's 28 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,753 twin brother has, Charlie. 29 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,288 Yeah. He uses it 30 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,523 for his animal picture-takin' expeditions. 31 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,460 I wonder what he's doing in this part of the world? 32 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,996 That's what my newspaper sent me down here to find out. 33 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,631 He's comin' ashore now, Charlie. 34 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,933 (Charlie) 'Oh, yeah. So long. I'll see you later.' 35 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,271 And what is the reason for your visit here, Sir Clyde? 36 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,938 Quite simple, young man. 37 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,807 I'm going to reform 38 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:49,109 my twin brother, the major. 39 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,878 - Reform him? - Yes. 40 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,381 He's put a blight on the family escutcheon. 41 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,750 'He's been hunting and trapping wild game long enough.' 42 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,787 I'm going to teach him to shoot wild animals 43 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,923 with a camera instead of with a gun. 44 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:07,295 I believe all animals should be free and unfettered. 45 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,996 By thunder! Look! 46 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,798 'Hold on, sir!' 47 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,866 Why? What's wrong? 48 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,335 As I just said, sir 49 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:17,571 all animals should be free and unfettered. 50 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,274 'You're free, doggy.' 51 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,176 'Run! Run! Run!' 52 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,644 Whatever for? 53 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:24,712 swoosh 54 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:27,215 I have a good thing goin' for me right here. 55 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:32,753 By gadfrey, the major had better listen to me 56 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,689 or major grandpapa will disinherit him. 57 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,659 By Jupiter! 58 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,160 'A caged animal!' 59 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:43,664 Major! Celebration over already? 60 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,966 Hope you saved me a partridge wing 61 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,335 a giblet even! 62 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,036 I'll do better than that. 63 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,639 I'll save you! 64 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,673 clang 65 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,475 Go! You're free! 66 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:55,409 I am? 67 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,311 Heavens to Murgatroyd! 68 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,179 He's flipped his jolly lid! 69 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:01,148 You mean, I free, at liberty 70 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,583 loose, even? 71 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,752 You won't try to shoot me in the rotunda 72 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:05,786 'on my way out?' 73 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,154 Of course not. 74 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:10,057 Nor will you ever be caged again. 75 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:12,993 Then I might as well join the others at the banquet. 76 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,229 Exit, droolin' all the way 77 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:16,464 stage left. 78 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,301 By jove! My favorite drink! 79 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,403 Hot-buttered sarsaparilla. 80 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:26,340 I propose a hot-buttered toast to the major. 81 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,309 * For he's a jolly good.. * 82 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,343 (Snagglepuss) 'Decent, even.' 83 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,978 * Fellow * 84 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,747 * For he's a jolly good fellow * 85 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:37,184 * For I'm a jolly good fello-o-ow * 86 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,687 * Which nobody can deny * 87 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:42,022 * Which nobody can deny * 88 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,391 (Snagglepuss) 'Doubt, even.' 89 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:46,260 * Which nobody can deny * 90 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:49,630 * For he's a jolly good fello-o-ow * 91 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:52,733 * Which nobody can deny ** 92 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,801 Alright, men. 93 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,370 Let's give the major a big, big hand 94 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,272 'an arm, even.' 95 00:03:58,339 --> 00:03:59,373 (Major) 'Snagglepuss!' 96 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,908 Yes, major? 97 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,576 'How in thunderation' 98 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,011 'did you get out?' 99 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,913 Why, you let me out, major. 100 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,615 Don't you remember? 101 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,684 Unfettered, uncag-ed, free! 102 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,487 By gadfrey, you're not only a lion 103 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:14,855 you're a lyin' lion! 104 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:18,792 Exit, fairly confused, stage right. 105 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:23,331 Now, by thunder, stay put 106 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,098 while I go have my dessert. 107 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,734 I won't move a foot, major 108 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,968 an inch, even. 109 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:31,339 By crumpet, what are you doing back in that cage? 110 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,941 I love your sense of humor, major. 111 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,209 Or is it the hot-buttered sarsaparilla? 112 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,612 Come now, out of the cage. 113 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:39,647 creak 114 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,181 And stay out! 115 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:42,950 In that case, I'll go have 116 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,652 my dessert before I leave. 117 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,187 So exit, for my just deserts 118 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:48,589 stage left! 119 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,124 Mmm! 120 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,493 Cumquats jubilee 121 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,227 my favorite goodie. 122 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:58,131 Major, would you be so kind as to pass the mustard? 123 00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:59,967 (Major) 'No! But perhaps this' 124 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,802 'will make things hot for you!' 125 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,738 Back to the cage, you slippery blighter! 126 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,773 March! 127 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:09,042 Heavens to straightjackets! 128 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,310 I've been Houdinied. 129 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:13,080 That'll hold you while I join the others 130 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,315 to sing the old songs. 131 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,952 Jumping Jupiter! 132 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,888 Are you back in there again? 133 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,423 I thought I set you free. 134 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,158 You thought, I thought, they thought. 135 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,460 What's the difference? 136 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,496 I'm here, or am I? 137 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:30,297 Well, by gadfrey 138 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,666 you won't be there much longer! 139 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,001 creak 140 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:37,337 if you don't mind, I'll skip singin' the old songs 141 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,740 and exit back to the jungle, stage-- 142 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,141 - 'Hold it!' - Huh? 143 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,378 I'd like to take your picture before you go. 144 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:45,913 Oops. No film. 145 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,347 Must load the camera. 146 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,517 Eh, just hold that pose till I get back. 147 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,985 It's the least I can do for a soft-headed.. 148 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,054 Hearted friend, pal, even. 149 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,389 By gadfrey, you didn't 150 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,257 expect me back so soon, did you? 151 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,259 No, I didn't, but if you're loaded 152 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:00,494 go ahead and shoot. 153 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,662 I won't move. 154 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,330 Thanks for the cooperation. 155 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,332 bang 156 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,800 Heavens to nimrod! 157 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,002 He's flipped his jolly wig again! 158 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,070 swoosh 159 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,906 Wide open spaces, here I come! 160 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,575 Hold it! 161 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:17,411 Don't move while I shoot you! 162 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,146 Hold it! 163 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,182 Don't move while I shoot you! 164 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,350 Will you hold still? 165 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,252 Oh, no! 166 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,520 Will you hold still? 167 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,823 Stop! I know when I'm licked! 168 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,024 clang 169 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,226 There. Are you satisfied? 170 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:36,630 Now will you hold it while I take a picture? 171 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:37,765 Clyde! 172 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:38,632 Major! 173 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,534 Heavens to murgatroyd! 174 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,870 I've been playin' with a pair of jokers. 175 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,539 You mean, if I hunt another beast 176 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:48,075 grandpapa will cut me off? 177 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,543 Without a crumpet. 178 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,411 By gadfrey, Snagglepuss 179 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,813 you're free to go. 180 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,449 'But first, I'd like you and Clyde' 181 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,651 'to do me one small favor.' 182 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,854 Steady now. Hold it. 183 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,456 click click 184 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,925 This kind of shootin' I go for 185 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,927 enjoy, even. 186 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:13,534 [theme music]