1 00:00:01,303 --> 00:00:02,920 Are you liking the thin menu? 2 00:00:02,944 --> 00:00:04,193 I am loving it. 3 00:00:04,226 --> 00:00:06,324 Six almonds keeps me full for hours. 4 00:00:06,348 --> 00:00:08,074 Sometimes when I have six almonds, 5 00:00:08,107 --> 00:00:09,687 I feel like I had 12 almonds. 6 00:00:09,711 --> 00:00:11,284 You're cool with going out the back again, right? 7 00:00:11,308 --> 00:00:13,050 Um... yeah. 8 00:00:13,074 --> 00:00:14,322 You know what? 9 00:00:14,356 --> 00:00:16,254 I was just trying to help you, you fat bitch. 10 00:00:16,278 --> 00:00:19,001 - Annie, please go away. - You're a vital and tiny cog. 11 00:00:19,035 --> 00:00:20,609 Men do not tell me what to do. 12 00:00:20,642 --> 00:00:22,019 'Cause I'm the one with the fat ass 13 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:24,527 and the big titties, so I get to decide what we do. 14 00:00:24,561 --> 00:00:26,224 I want you to be my girlfriend. 15 00:00:26,248 --> 00:00:27,385 Okay. 16 00:00:27,409 --> 00:00:28,416 I don't know. I feel 17 00:00:28,450 --> 00:00:29,827 very fucking powerful right now. 18 00:00:29,851 --> 00:00:32,110 At that even today, there were so many people 19 00:00:32,134 --> 00:00:34,312 living in their bodies and enjoying their life, 20 00:00:34,336 --> 00:00:36,417 and that shit was un-fuckin'- believable. 21 00:00:36,451 --> 00:00:38,220 You cheat on every woman you date. 22 00:00:38,254 --> 00:00:39,265 You're basically 23 00:00:39,298 --> 00:00:40,278 the female Ryan. 24 00:00:40,302 --> 00:00:43,025 Well, maybe just take care of yourself. 25 00:00:43,059 --> 00:00:44,206 Hello? 26 00:00:44,239 --> 00:00:45,392 Hey, Vera. 27 00:00:45,426 --> 00:00:46,525 Vancouver? 28 00:00:46,549 --> 00:00:47,805 What do you think you're doing? 29 00:00:47,829 --> 00:00:49,167 Seems like you think this is your paper. 30 00:00:49,191 --> 00:00:50,725 I don't really get what you're upset about. 31 00:00:50,749 --> 00:00:52,130 You know, I think this is gonna end badly 32 00:00:52,154 --> 00:00:53,487 unless you just walk away right now. 33 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:54,652 I'm serious. I quit. 34 00:00:54,676 --> 00:00:56,920 19,000 people clicked on it. 35 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:58,167 Holy hell. 36 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,008 You've found the location of my troll. 37 00:01:00,041 --> 00:01:01,939 - What are you doing here? - You're the monster 38 00:01:01,963 --> 00:01:03,728 who's been torturing me every day. 39 00:01:03,762 --> 00:01:04,903 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 40 00:01:04,927 --> 00:01:06,970 Hey, get the fuck out of here! 41 00:01:07,003 --> 00:01:08,186 Fuck you! 42 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:10,818 You better run, you fat bitch! 43 00:01:30,243 --> 00:01:31,777 What button do I press to make the dinosaur 44 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:32,981 - eat your head? - Fuck you, 45 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,005 I'm not telling you that. 46 00:01:35,648 --> 00:01:37,025 Would you go in your fucking room? 47 00:01:37,049 --> 00:01:39,227 - You're gonna get us all sick. - No. 48 00:01:39,251 --> 00:01:41,937 My window's stuck open, and bugs are rushing in. 49 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:44,054 I'm a fucking bitch, and I love it. 50 00:01:53,306 --> 00:01:54,323 - What happened? - Are you okay? 51 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,551 - Yeah, I'm good. - I'm really fuckin' good. 52 00:01:56,585 --> 00:01:58,665 I'm maybe the best I've ever been in my life. 53 00:01:58,699 --> 00:02:00,729 I found the guy who's been trolling me online, 54 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:01,921 and I told him to fuck off. 55 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,932 And then I threw a cement flower pot 56 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:05,106 right through his car window, 57 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:06,238 and he was so fucking mad! 58 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,578 Shut the fuck up, Mike! 59 00:02:08,602 --> 00:02:10,098 - Go ahead, Annie. - And then I was running 60 00:02:10,122 --> 00:02:12,050 and he was chasing me and he was screaming 61 00:02:12,084 --> 00:02:14,262 and I ran all the way from the fancy neighborhood here, 62 00:02:14,286 --> 00:02:15,255 and I never run. 63 00:02:15,288 --> 00:02:16,945 But I ran for so long. 64 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:18,096 And right now, honestly, 65 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,190 I feel like I could fucking run forever. 66 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,231 Like, I feel insane and amazing right now. 67 00:02:22,255 --> 00:02:24,103 Fuck... yeah! 68 00:02:24,136 --> 00:02:26,377 That is the coolest thing I have ever heard anybody do. 69 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,797 - Shut the fuck up! - I can't help it! 70 00:02:28,821 --> 00:02:30,478 Hey, do not hold back a sneeze. 71 00:02:30,502 --> 00:02:31,871 That is how my uncle lost his eye. 72 00:02:31,905 --> 00:02:33,122 - Wait, wait, did you... - You're bleeding? 73 00:02:33,146 --> 00:02:35,003 Like, are you having your period? 74 00:02:35,027 --> 00:02:36,845 No, no. I cut my hand 75 00:02:36,869 --> 00:02:39,207 when I smashed that fucking flower pot. 76 00:02:39,231 --> 00:02:40,803 That means you left your DNA at the scene. 77 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,251 Yeah, but he already knows who I am. 78 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:43,652 Then he might be after you. 79 00:02:43,676 --> 00:02:44,763 I mean, maybe. 80 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:46,656 I think I lost him when I was running, 81 00:02:46,689 --> 00:02:48,497 but I mean, I did smash his car and... 82 00:02:48,521 --> 00:02:50,022 And he did threaten to kill me 83 00:02:50,055 --> 00:02:51,523 like, a thousand times online. 84 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,974 Fuck. 85 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,626 I kinda think we should leave town. 86 00:02:56,650 --> 00:02:59,307 - Fuckin' definitely, yes. - Yeah. 87 00:02:59,331 --> 00:03:01,336 I packed a go bag for just this occasion. 88 00:03:01,369 --> 00:03:02,382 Shit! 89 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,218 And finally, it's time for this. 90 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,012 What the fuck? 91 00:03:06,045 --> 00:03:07,755 Fuck! Do you even know how to use that? 92 00:03:07,779 --> 00:03:09,068 No, but if I need to, 93 00:03:09,102 --> 00:03:10,943 my animal instincts will kick in. 94 00:03:10,977 --> 00:03:12,383 We gotta go! 95 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:13,753 Aw, fuck! 96 00:03:13,787 --> 00:03:15,203 I don't have my mom's car. 97 00:03:15,227 --> 00:03:16,604 Wait... 98 00:03:16,628 --> 00:03:17,916 I have my mom's car. 99 00:03:21,554 --> 00:03:23,472 - This place is perfect. - It's real remote. 100 00:03:23,506 --> 00:03:25,374 We used to go there when I was in the Scouts, 101 00:03:25,398 --> 00:03:26,965 and there was never anybody there. 102 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,243 I mean, we're doing the right thing right? 103 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:30,619 Like, leaving town? 104 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,261 I just... You know, I quit my job 105 00:03:32,285 --> 00:03:34,013 and now we're going camping. 106 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,455 - Is this insane? - No, it's not insane. 107 00:03:36,488 --> 00:03:38,627 No, no, no. We're doing the right thing, okay? 108 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,028 You're not running away from anything. 109 00:03:40,052 --> 00:03:41,540 You're running towards yourself. 110 00:03:41,573 --> 00:03:43,741 - Yeah, exactly. - I mean, it actually feels, 111 00:03:43,774 --> 00:03:46,795 like, very, very good to be, you know, 112 00:03:46,819 --> 00:03:50,626 - a little bit fuckin' bad. - Yes! That's what I'm saying. 113 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:51,880 - Wait a minute. - What? 114 00:03:51,904 --> 00:03:54,867 - My God. - The ultimate. 115 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,427 Hold on. 116 00:03:58,432 --> 00:03:59,959 Perfect. 117 00:04:16,369 --> 00:04:17,696 Yes! 118 00:04:49,682 --> 00:04:51,744 Pete's mom had all this stuff in the car. 119 00:04:51,778 --> 00:04:54,230 You think it's okay if I wear it, right? 120 00:04:54,264 --> 00:04:56,665 Yeah. You look way better than Mrs. Liu. 121 00:04:56,689 --> 00:04:59,374 Aw, I love a compliment that's mean to a mom. 122 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,233 All right, there you go. 123 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:03,912 Welcome to your new home. 124 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,899 Wow. So this is where we're gonna sleep. 125 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:09,097 But then, does a tent go around this? 126 00:05:09,131 --> 00:05:11,240 - No. - No tents when you're camping. 127 00:05:11,264 --> 00:05:14,522 That's why when you lie down, you can see the stars. 128 00:05:14,546 --> 00:05:17,155 That's actually a really good answer. 129 00:05:17,189 --> 00:05:18,326 All right, 130 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:21,956 let's see what we got here. 131 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,483 Wait a second. 132 00:05:23,516 --> 00:05:25,674 I thought I packed more food than this. 133 00:05:27,399 --> 00:05:29,017 I can use the gun and go shoot a raccoon. 134 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:32,701 - No, I'm... - I'm actually very content. 135 00:05:32,725 --> 00:05:35,890 So... but is there, like, a bathroom 136 00:05:35,923 --> 00:05:37,386 or an outhouse or something? 137 00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:39,299 Yeah, there's an outhouse. 138 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,350 All of this. Nature. 139 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:43,311 Just go out in the woods a little bit. 140 00:05:43,335 --> 00:05:45,193 I don't know. 141 00:05:45,217 --> 00:05:47,066 It looks kinda scary. 142 00:05:47,099 --> 00:05:49,598 Um, can I just go right here? 143 00:05:49,622 --> 00:05:50,839 I don't think that's a good idea. 144 00:05:50,863 --> 00:05:52,225 It's the middle of our new home. 145 00:05:52,259 --> 00:05:53,512 Yeah, I'm... 146 00:05:53,546 --> 00:05:57,305 I'm not going out in those woods alone, so... 147 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:08,256 I, I don't think I can pee with you this close to me. 148 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,209 - I can go back. - No, no. 149 00:06:10,243 --> 00:06:13,102 Don't... don't go. Just stay here. 150 00:06:13,126 --> 00:06:14,727 What if I just pee here with you? 151 00:06:22,295 --> 00:06:25,297 It's working. 152 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,419 Where the fuck is she? 153 00:06:51,525 --> 00:06:55,370 I never thought I'd be with someone like you. 154 00:06:55,404 --> 00:06:57,686 Thank you? 155 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,948 I think. 156 00:06:59,972 --> 00:07:02,897 I mean someone who speaks their mind. 157 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:07,422 Like, my dad could be such a dick. 158 00:07:07,455 --> 00:07:10,439 Especially to my mom. 159 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:13,302 And she never said anything. 160 00:07:15,307 --> 00:07:18,155 But you're not like that. 161 00:07:18,189 --> 00:07:20,569 You push back. 162 00:07:20,593 --> 00:07:24,199 Yeah, but pushing back is really hard. 163 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:27,696 I mean, I never used to do it. 164 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,652 But then, I guess I just got to a point where, like, 165 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:34,023 it was harder not to say something. 166 00:07:34,047 --> 00:07:36,051 You know? Like, even with you. 167 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:41,018 But then you got a lot better at appreciating me, 168 00:07:41,051 --> 00:07:44,255 which is a big deal. 169 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:50,039 I always appreciated you. 170 00:07:50,063 --> 00:07:53,467 I was just too much of a dumb-ass to say it. 171 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,879 But it wasn't just you, it was... 172 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:01,250 everyone. 173 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:04,160 I guess that's why I never had a real girlfriend before you. 174 00:08:04,194 --> 00:08:06,794 What? I don't believe that. 175 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,364 I feel like when I met you, your whole deal was like 176 00:08:10,398 --> 00:08:13,933 you might fuck anyone at any time. 177 00:08:13,967 --> 00:08:17,505 Well, I did drop a lot of dick around town. 178 00:08:17,529 --> 00:08:20,215 - My God. - But I've never, like, 179 00:08:20,248 --> 00:08:22,831 gone all of the way in... 180 00:08:22,855 --> 00:08:26,264 Like, emotions and stuff. 181 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:28,628 Yeah, you're my first real girlfriend. 182 00:08:33,466 --> 00:08:34,553 Okay. 183 00:08:34,587 --> 00:08:36,428 Can I tell you something honestly? 184 00:08:38,391 --> 00:08:41,680 You're my first real boyfriend. 185 00:08:41,714 --> 00:08:44,173 - No fuckin' way. - Yeah. 186 00:08:44,197 --> 00:08:46,735 Yeah, I mean, I would hook up with people 187 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:50,979 and have big, 188 00:08:51,003 --> 00:08:56,134 debilitatingly painful crushes on people, but... 189 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:59,218 never anything else. 190 00:08:59,252 --> 00:09:02,230 I mean, I... I didn't wanna get rejected, 191 00:09:02,254 --> 00:09:05,659 so I just took what I could get. 192 00:09:05,693 --> 00:09:08,135 Annie. 193 00:09:30,886 --> 00:09:33,561 - Morning. - Hi. 194 00:09:37,972 --> 00:09:40,270 - Let me go down on you. - What? 195 00:09:40,294 --> 00:09:43,393 No. My God. 196 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:46,301 I slept in my clothes, I haven't showered. 197 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,819 I have, like, a full, two-day pussy right now. 198 00:09:48,852 --> 00:09:51,282 Like, I feel like I won't be able to enjoy it. 199 00:09:51,306 --> 00:09:53,844 Like, I'll be in my head. 200 00:09:53,868 --> 00:09:56,847 I have, like, a four-day dick right now. 201 00:09:56,871 --> 00:09:59,915 I honestly don't care. 202 00:09:59,948 --> 00:10:02,959 I'd just really, really appreciate it 203 00:10:02,992 --> 00:10:04,244 - if you'd let me. - Okay, 204 00:10:04,278 --> 00:10:06,856 - out here in the open? - Yeah. 205 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,938 Definitely. 206 00:10:08,962 --> 00:10:10,171 Okay. 207 00:10:10,204 --> 00:10:12,453 Yeah. 208 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,885 - You sure? - Yeah. 209 00:10:34,189 --> 00:10:36,836 - Wait. Ryan. - Someone's coming. 210 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,208 - You are? - No, no, no. 211 00:10:38,232 --> 00:10:40,401 - Look, kids. - Fuck! 212 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,325 My God. 213 00:10:44,359 --> 00:10:45,576 - Come on! - I'm going. 214 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,819 My God. 215 00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:51,970 Hey, before we wrap up, I'd like to say something. 216 00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:54,945 I know many of you witnessed the scene yesterday 217 00:10:54,969 --> 00:10:56,457 when Annie stormed out of here 218 00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:59,934 like she was my hormonal teenage daughter. 219 00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:02,863 - But she's not. - That's me. 220 00:11:02,897 --> 00:11:07,021 May I remind you that despite the fracture that occurred, 221 00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:11,586 that we remain a team here at "The Thorn." 222 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,484 Yes, and that is why I have decided 223 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,155 to quit too, Gabe. 224 00:11:15,189 --> 00:11:17,648 Out of solidarity with Annie, 225 00:11:17,672 --> 00:11:20,482 I feel that I cannot stand idly by. 226 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:26,848 Sorry. I'm stupid. I'm bad. 227 00:11:26,882 --> 00:11:29,164 As I was saying, this kind of entitled, 228 00:11:29,198 --> 00:11:30,901 narcissistic me, me, me, behavior 229 00:11:30,925 --> 00:11:33,134 will not be tolerated here anymore. 230 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:34,986 Okay, well, I think that that might've been 231 00:11:35,010 --> 00:11:37,107 a little bit of a breakdown in communication. 232 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,311 - Nobody was really innocent... - I... 233 00:11:38,335 --> 00:11:40,230 I don't think I finished. 234 00:11:40,254 --> 00:11:43,102 There's no excuse for this kind of outburst, 235 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,874 for the kind that Annie perpetrated 236 00:11:44,898 --> 00:11:47,823 upon our safe, nurturing workplace, okay? 237 00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:51,111 From now on, no more dramatic exits. 238 00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:58,128 Cool. 239 00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,965 Lovin' this new supportive work environment, right? 240 00:11:59,989 --> 00:12:02,315 Yeah, I think it is kinda cool. 241 00:12:02,349 --> 00:12:04,643 Were you at that fuckin' meeting? 242 00:12:04,677 --> 00:12:06,377 - Yeah, man. - It was great. 243 00:12:06,401 --> 00:12:09,086 You know, I loved Annie, but you know, she was cliquey. 244 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,171 Man, you know what? 245 00:12:10,204 --> 00:12:11,661 She's gone right now, so it's cool. 246 00:12:11,685 --> 00:12:14,735 Maybe that means that you and I can get closer. 247 00:12:14,769 --> 00:12:16,666 So... 248 00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:18,740 wanna grab a bite later? 249 00:12:18,773 --> 00:12:21,391 I wish I could, but I gotta... 250 00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:22,352 Which way you heading? 251 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:23,954 Well, I'm... 252 00:12:23,978 --> 00:12:25,155 - You heading that way? - Yeah. 253 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,234 - I gotta go this way. - So you're gonna... 254 00:12:26,258 --> 00:12:27,156 - I'll cross. - I wish I could, though. 255 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,180 Right. 256 00:12:30,904 --> 00:12:32,193 Hey. Thanks again 257 00:12:32,227 --> 00:12:34,116 for letting me use your charger, Stephanie. 258 00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:36,597 This is very cool of you. 259 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,810 You didn't really give me much of a choice. 260 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:42,052 Yeah, I know that, but I'm thanking you now, so... 261 00:12:42,076 --> 00:12:44,204 kinda evens out, right? 262 00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:46,417 Man, I hope I didn't leave that gun at the campsite. 263 00:12:46,441 --> 00:12:48,244 Kids might take it. 264 00:12:48,277 --> 00:12:49,570 No, no, no. 265 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:52,141 Hey, I don't have my gun. 266 00:12:52,165 --> 00:12:54,256 - Wait, shh. - Hey, honey. It's Dad. 267 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,745 So weird turn of events here. 268 00:12:55,769 --> 00:12:56,946 Mom went to Vancouver, 269 00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:58,309 and she didn't tell me why. 270 00:12:58,333 --> 00:12:59,628 Just wondering if you'd talked to her. 271 00:12:59,652 --> 00:13:02,463 Vancouver. 272 00:13:02,496 --> 00:13:04,075 Honey, it's been a couple hours. 273 00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:06,196 I still haven't heard from her or you. 274 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,224 I get a little worried when I can't find my girls. 275 00:13:08,258 --> 00:13:09,279 Call me back. 276 00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:10,711 My God. Okay. 277 00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:11,867 We have to leave right now. 278 00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:13,684 Um, I'm very sorry. 279 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:16,567 I'm normally a clean woman, okay? 280 00:13:16,591 --> 00:13:20,878 But, um, sir, and ma'am, and small sir and Stephanie, 281 00:13:20,912 --> 00:13:23,173 my boyfriend and I are gonna leave right now. 282 00:13:23,197 --> 00:13:25,015 He's your boyfriend? 283 00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:26,656 Her very first boyfriend. 284 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,860 Yeah, but Stephanie, I've... I've dated before. 285 00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:33,327 Ad... additionally, I've also had sex. 286 00:13:33,361 --> 00:13:35,015 Bye. 287 00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:36,085 Excuse me. 288 00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:39,270 There it is. 289 00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:40,221 God damn it. 290 00:13:40,255 --> 00:13:42,073 Why is my dad not picking up? 291 00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:43,554 It's gonna be okay, Annie. 292 00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:45,146 I... I feel like I caused this 293 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,998 because I told my mom to take care of herself 294 00:13:47,022 --> 00:13:49,119 or whatever, and all I meant was just take a bath. 295 00:13:49,143 --> 00:13:51,042 No, look, we're gonna be home in, like an hour. 296 00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:53,123 We'll figure it out. 297 00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:56,677 I got a voicemail. 298 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,729 Hey Ryan, you're a total fuckhead idiot. 299 00:13:58,753 --> 00:14:02,445 You missed another shift. You're fucking fired. 300 00:14:02,478 --> 00:14:05,455 - Shit. - No. I'm sorry. 301 00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:07,448 See, like, I feel like this is all my fault. 302 00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:10,460 No, it's okay. We're gonna be unemployed together, 303 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:12,013 which is romantic. 304 00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:15,145 God, why is this guy going 20 in a 40 zone? 305 00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:18,030 Fucking go, you big white bus piece of shit! 306 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:20,891 I will ram you down to fucking hell! Fuck! 307 00:14:23,778 --> 00:14:24,755 Jesus. 308 00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:25,906 Hi, Amadi. 309 00:14:25,939 --> 00:14:28,439 I was thinking now that Annie's gone 310 00:14:28,463 --> 00:14:31,148 that you probably need a new work wife now. 311 00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:33,103 And I was thinking 312 00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:35,005 that maybe that could be me. 313 00:14:35,029 --> 00:14:36,277 - What? - Come on, 314 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,353 we could do really fun work wife stuff together. 315 00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:40,171 Like, we could throw a pigskin around. 316 00:14:40,195 --> 00:14:41,852 Or we could talk crap. 317 00:14:41,876 --> 00:14:44,214 Or, um, I could get you porn. 318 00:14:44,238 --> 00:14:45,767 Or you could help me ride a bike. 319 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,528 Okay, that sounds awesome, all of that. 320 00:14:47,562 --> 00:14:50,141 But I got a wife right now. I'm pretty wifed up. 321 00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:52,305 Then... well, it's not up to you. 322 00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:54,425 'Cause I'm your work wife now. Fuck. 323 00:14:54,449 --> 00:14:56,987 - Then why'd you even ask? - Because I'm polite. 324 00:14:57,011 --> 00:14:58,869 And just so you know, Gabe asked me 325 00:14:58,893 --> 00:15:01,262 to send you to his office, like, 20 minutes ago. 326 00:15:01,295 --> 00:15:02,273 He's been waiting this whole time. 327 00:15:02,297 --> 00:15:04,946 He's gonna be so, so, so pissed 328 00:15:04,979 --> 00:15:07,668 - when he sees you. - Okay, thanks, Ruthie. 329 00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:10,239 Yeah, it's nice to be married in the office now. 330 00:15:10,263 --> 00:15:12,283 Right, Daddy? Yeah, you're my dad. 331 00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:14,513 'Cause I view husbands as dads. 332 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:15,708 That's nasty. 333 00:15:18,093 --> 00:15:21,312 Hey, Gabe. Um, I wanted to say that I'm sorry 334 00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:22,585 for leaving when Annie quit. 335 00:15:22,618 --> 00:15:24,796 - Relax, Amadi. - That's not what this is about. 336 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:27,590 What's up. 337 00:15:27,623 --> 00:15:31,699 Amadi... do people like me? 338 00:15:32,868 --> 00:15:35,879 - What... what people? - People in the office. 339 00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:37,992 Am I liked? 340 00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:40,052 - Yeah. - What? 341 00:15:40,076 --> 00:15:42,598 - Yes. Yes, you are. - I don't believe you. 342 00:15:42,632 --> 00:15:44,161 - It's true. - You're lying. 343 00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:45,247 There's a change. 344 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,939 People are very cold to me right now. 345 00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:49,021 You know, this morning I asked Angus 346 00:15:49,045 --> 00:15:50,493 if he wanted to jam on the bass, 347 00:15:50,526 --> 00:15:52,344 and you know what he did? 348 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,895 He was like... 349 00:15:53,929 --> 00:15:55,227 Yeah, well, people are still freaked out 350 00:15:55,251 --> 00:15:56,268 about the whole Annie thing. 351 00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:57,579 When did this job get so hard? 352 00:15:57,613 --> 00:15:59,750 I used to be Annie. I used to be the disruptor. 353 00:15:59,774 --> 00:16:01,898 And now what am I? The big, gay money man, 354 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:04,022 you know, bulldozing the community center 355 00:16:04,056 --> 00:16:05,837 for his personal golf course? 356 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:07,119 Well, that's being the boss. 357 00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:09,070 You gotta be the good cop and the bad cop. 358 00:16:09,104 --> 00:16:11,403 I don't wanna... 359 00:16:11,427 --> 00:16:13,911 I don't wanna be bad cop. 360 00:16:16,512 --> 00:16:17,599 What? 361 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,691 I have just decided to promote you. 362 00:16:19,715 --> 00:16:21,483 Wh... really? To what? 363 00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:24,296 To managing executive director of whatever. 364 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,368 - It doesn't matter. - Is this real? 365 00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:29,572 - This is real. - I'm gonna give you a raise, 366 00:16:29,605 --> 00:16:31,824 and you're gonna spend it on your loud, blonde wife 367 00:16:31,848 --> 00:16:33,335 - and beautiful sons. - Daughters. 368 00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,667 - Congratulations. - And you are going to be 369 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:38,261 day-to-day management. 370 00:16:38,294 --> 00:16:40,512 You're gonna handle hiring and firing, 371 00:16:40,536 --> 00:16:42,354 nickeling and fuckin' diming. 372 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:46,123 Freeing me up for my natural role 373 00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:49,832 as creative iconoclast dreamer. 374 00:16:49,866 --> 00:16:52,184 - Shit, I... - I don't know what to say, Gabe. 375 00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:54,487 - I... thank you. - You know they used to call me 376 00:16:54,511 --> 00:16:56,477 the Original Prince of the Gutter Punks. 377 00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:57,650 I didn't know that, but yeah, 378 00:16:57,674 --> 00:16:59,616 that... that... that feels real. 379 00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:01,523 - Yeah! - Yeah. This is sick. 380 00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:03,415 Shit, we're gonna make a great team. 381 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,882 - All right. - All right. 382 00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:06,299 - All right! - Paper, I win. 383 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,654 - Look at that. - Paper over rock. 384 00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:09,301 - Yeah. - You win. You're the man now. 385 00:17:09,325 --> 00:17:11,253 I hate that term, but I love money, baby. 386 00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:23,986 - Ron? - Annie! 387 00:17:24,019 --> 00:17:25,468 What the shit? 388 00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:27,639 Mr. Easton, I'm a huge fan of your daughter. 389 00:17:27,663 --> 00:17:29,072 No, this is not my dad. 390 00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:31,243 This is Ron, my dad's jazz friend. 391 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,399 - Where is my dad? - Hey, Annie, 392 00:17:32,423 --> 00:17:34,116 long time, no see. 393 00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,751 Hey, wait, wait. Can I hug you, 394 00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:36,729 or are you gonna Me Too me? 395 00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:37,970 - Yeah. - Come on, 396 00:17:37,994 --> 00:17:39,935 - let's hook up the hog. - Okay. Okay. 397 00:17:39,968 --> 00:17:41,854 Hey, I'm heating up some thin menus, 398 00:17:41,878 --> 00:17:43,366 - you guys hungry? - No, no. 399 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,896 - I just... I'm looking for my dad. - All right. 400 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,259 - Dad? - Here. 401 00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:50,646 - Dad, what is happening? - Holy shit. Annie. 402 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,943 Finally. 403 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,691 - I called you over and over. - I... I know. 404 00:17:53,725 --> 00:17:55,377 I'm sorry, and I did get your messages. 405 00:17:55,411 --> 00:17:57,229 - And I tried to call you. - Well, not hard enough. 406 00:17:57,253 --> 00:17:59,551 Jesus Christ. You've scared the shit out of me. 407 00:17:59,575 --> 00:18:00,712 Okay, I'm sorry. 408 00:18:00,736 --> 00:18:03,075 So Mom went to Vancouver? Did she say why? 409 00:18:03,109 --> 00:18:05,396 - No, she just... - She just said she's gone. 410 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,719 That's insane. I don't... 411 00:18:07,743 --> 00:18:09,070 And why is Ron here? 412 00:18:09,104 --> 00:18:11,828 Well, Ron is here because Ron answers his telephone. 413 00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:13,836 - Okay. - My God. 414 00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:15,198 - Fran? - Yeah, we got Fran 415 00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:16,918 - hangin' with us. - Yeah, Fran's hanging 416 00:18:16,952 --> 00:18:18,850 because your dad called me and didn't know where you were 417 00:18:18,874 --> 00:18:20,563 and we thought you were murdered, 418 00:18:20,596 --> 00:18:22,677 but thank God you're alive and just inconsiderate. 419 00:18:22,711 --> 00:18:26,018 - I'm sorry. - We didn't have any service. 420 00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:27,610 - We. - Yeah... 421 00:18:27,643 --> 00:18:29,772 - Who are you? - Am I completely out of the loop 422 00:18:29,806 --> 00:18:31,424 on every God damn thing in this family? 423 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:34,776 Well, okay, this isn't how I imagined this moment, 424 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,309 but Dad, this is my boyfriend, Ryan. 425 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,616 Your boyfriend. 426 00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:40,702 Jeez, okay. 427 00:18:40,736 --> 00:18:42,794 I know this isn't, like, a good time, 428 00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,676 um, but I just wanna say 429 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,790 Annie is such a good woman. 430 00:18:47,823 --> 00:18:49,252 Ryan, you're a very, very lucky guy. 431 00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:50,643 I can't believe I didn't know this. 432 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:51,914 - Very. - Fran, do you know 433 00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:53,605 this Ryan? 434 00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:55,246 No. Are you the guy 435 00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:57,994 who was cutting women's pony tails off on the bus? 436 00:18:58,027 --> 00:18:59,682 - No. - My God. 437 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:03,215 - Grub's on! - Jeez. 438 00:19:03,239 --> 00:19:04,726 What? 439 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,300 Did you put the boxes in at 500 degrees? 440 00:19:08,324 --> 00:19:11,210 I am not a chef. 441 00:19:11,244 --> 00:19:12,975 Fine, but, Dad, no, no. 442 00:19:13,009 --> 00:19:13,986 - You're gonna hurt yourself. - Calm down. 443 00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:15,257 I'm not a hundred years old. 444 00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:17,228 Yeah, okay, but you've been sick, you know. 445 00:19:17,252 --> 00:19:18,816 - You're overreacting. It's... - Fine... 446 00:19:19,855 --> 00:19:20,792 - Don't shoot, you fuck! - All right, 447 00:19:20,816 --> 00:19:22,092 everybody take it slow. 448 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,785 - Yeah, man! - That is what I'm talking about! 449 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,431 - Whoo! - What the fuck? 450 00:19:29,465 --> 00:19:31,442 I needed something metal to bash the fucker. 451 00:19:31,466 --> 00:19:33,235 Annie, your boyfriend has a gun? 452 00:19:33,268 --> 00:19:35,477 - Only because we were camping. - It's fine. 453 00:19:35,511 --> 00:19:38,915 - Everybody just calm down. - Well, it doesn't seem fine! 454 00:19:38,949 --> 00:19:41,933 Fuck. Is that blood on your dress? 455 00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:43,245 Yes. 456 00:19:43,279 --> 00:19:44,766 But it's... 457 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,249 Because I got my period. 458 00:19:47,283 --> 00:19:49,421 Yes, and that's how periods work. 459 00:19:49,445 --> 00:19:50,574 - So we should get you changed. - Yes. 460 00:19:50,598 --> 00:19:51,663 And can I talk to you for a sec? 461 00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:53,288 Yeah. 462 00:19:55,122 --> 00:19:57,200 - This is psychotic. - My mom just up and left? 463 00:19:57,234 --> 00:19:58,964 Truly, is everyone off the rails? 464 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,139 What's going on? 465 00:20:00,163 --> 00:20:01,379 Why did you have blood on yourself? 466 00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:02,972 Well, I went last night 467 00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:04,983 to confront my troll at his house. 468 00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:06,015 When? Alone? 469 00:20:06,048 --> 00:20:08,347 That's fucking scary and stupid. 470 00:20:08,371 --> 00:20:09,347 Honestly, it sounds like you're the one 471 00:20:09,371 --> 00:20:10,819 - who's off the rails. - What? 472 00:20:10,853 --> 00:20:11,870 I'm not off the rails. 473 00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:14,633 - I am the rails. - Okay, slow down. 474 00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:15,905 You did something dangerous, 475 00:20:15,939 --> 00:20:18,384 and then you and Ryan just ran away from it all. 476 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,437 I had to come all the way here 477 00:20:19,461 --> 00:20:21,188 and miss a hair appointment today. 478 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,914 You couldn't even text me or your dad. 479 00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:24,163 - Think about that. - Yeah, I mean, 480 00:20:24,187 --> 00:20:26,044 I went to Ryan because he's my boyfriend 481 00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:28,073 and he actually supports me about the stuff 482 00:20:28,106 --> 00:20:29,207 that I care about in my life. 483 00:20:29,231 --> 00:20:30,842 Yeah, or you knew he was the only person 484 00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:33,553 who wouldn't question you. 485 00:20:33,587 --> 00:20:36,205 I mean... maybe. Yes. 486 00:20:36,239 --> 00:20:39,368 But Fran, I'm... I'm really sorry. 487 00:20:39,402 --> 00:20:42,220 Like, I know that I've been a piece of shit 488 00:20:42,244 --> 00:20:43,531 and a really bad friend. 489 00:20:43,565 --> 00:20:44,744 I don't wanna fight with you, Annie, 490 00:20:44,768 --> 00:20:46,571 but you can't just disappear and then leave me 491 00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:48,026 to clear up all your mess. 492 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:50,394 You have to be my friend, too. 493 00:20:50,428 --> 00:20:52,702 - I know, I know. - I'm just... 494 00:20:52,735 --> 00:20:56,675 I'm trying to be the person that I actually wanna be. 495 00:20:56,699 --> 00:20:59,183 And is this who you wanna be? 496 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,464 Absolutely not. 497 00:21:01,498 --> 00:21:03,081 This is a nightmare. 498 00:21:03,105 --> 00:21:05,073 Not at all. 499 00:21:05,107 --> 00:21:06,675 You smell horrible. 500 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:09,118 - Yeah, I really do. - Yeah. 501 00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:11,570 Ryan went down on my two-day puss in the woods. 502 00:21:11,594 --> 00:21:14,164 That's good, but call me when he eats your ass. 503 00:21:15,518 --> 00:21:17,855 Hey, your mom's on the phone. 504 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:19,738 Shit. 505 00:21:19,762 --> 00:21:24,103 Okay. Good. 506 00:21:24,127 --> 00:21:26,534 They actually let you pet them. Well, wow. 507 00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,788 - Wh... when's she coming back? - Good. 508 00:21:28,812 --> 00:21:30,589 Okay. 509 00:21:30,613 --> 00:21:32,540 Yeah, we'll see you soon. 510 00:21:32,574 --> 00:21:34,593 I love you, too. 511 00:21:34,617 --> 00:21:37,580 Okay, well, I feel better. 512 00:21:37,614 --> 00:21:39,748 What happened? 513 00:21:39,782 --> 00:21:41,840 She's in Vancouver. 514 00:21:41,864 --> 00:21:44,348 She said she needed a break from the stress. 515 00:21:44,382 --> 00:21:47,285 She wanted to recharge her batteries. 516 00:21:47,309 --> 00:21:48,844 - That's it? - You didn't get anything else? 517 00:21:48,868 --> 00:21:50,125 - I don't know. - That's all she said. 518 00:21:50,149 --> 00:21:51,529 It's fine. 519 00:21:51,553 --> 00:21:53,411 It's between her and me. 520 00:21:53,435 --> 00:21:54,834 The family drama's over, okay? 521 00:21:54,868 --> 00:21:56,214 Everybody can head on out. 522 00:21:56,238 --> 00:21:57,719 I'm gonna hang out with Ron, 523 00:21:57,752 --> 00:21:59,167 and you can go back to work. 524 00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:01,608 Yeah, I'll stay awake if you need me. 525 00:22:01,641 --> 00:22:05,783 Um, actually, I quit my job. 526 00:22:05,807 --> 00:22:07,791 - Annie, you didn't. - What? 527 00:22:07,824 --> 00:22:09,738 - Yes, I did. - Cool, right? 528 00:22:09,771 --> 00:22:11,389 Well, this is exactly the kind of stress 529 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,501 I don't need. 530 00:22:12,534 --> 00:22:14,783 I don't understand. What happened? 531 00:22:14,817 --> 00:22:18,757 - Well, my boss... - He... he wasn't letting me do, 532 00:22:18,781 --> 00:22:20,639 you know, what I wanna do. 533 00:22:20,663 --> 00:22:22,946 Which is every boss on earth 534 00:22:22,979 --> 00:22:24,362 in every job on earth. 535 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,554 What is going on with you? 536 00:22:25,588 --> 00:22:27,966 Look, Dad, you know, this is a good thing. 537 00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,848 I'm shaking my shit up a little bit. 538 00:22:29,872 --> 00:22:31,961 You know, taking a chance on myself. 539 00:22:31,994 --> 00:22:34,052 I think I'm actually figuring things out. 540 00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:36,694 That was a great job, Annie. 541 00:22:36,718 --> 00:22:39,383 And you were doing so well. 542 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:42,049 What are you gonna do now? 543 00:22:42,082 --> 00:22:43,812 Listen, Bill, 544 00:22:43,846 --> 00:22:45,303 when you're young you take risks 545 00:22:45,327 --> 00:22:47,336 and do crazy shit. 546 00:22:47,369 --> 00:22:51,510 Once, on a dare, I kissed a dead dog on the road. 547 00:22:51,534 --> 00:22:53,298 And look at me now. 548 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:54,623 I got this. 549 00:22:54,656 --> 00:22:58,262 Your daughter's got it, too. Right, Annie? 550 00:22:58,296 --> 00:23:01,279 Yeah. I got this. 551 00:23:01,303 --> 00:23:04,122 I got this. 552 00:23:04,146 --> 00:23:06,835 I... I got this.