1 00:00:59,699 --> 00:01:03,350 Slow down, you're rolling it too fast, I can't read it! 2 00:01:04,121 --> 00:01:05,629 That's better. 3 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:13,569 While a few bold explorers have mapped the heart of Africa... 4 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:17,349 the majority have gone to the region known as The Lower Regions... 5 00:02:17,628 --> 00:02:20,659 where the dense foliage teems with animal life, 6 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:25,449 and only death decides who is the hunter and who is the hunted. 7 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,320 White man in iron bird... 8 00:04:45,641 --> 00:04:47,550 kill Simba with fire stick. 9 00:04:47,781 --> 00:04:51,399 Make chief M'Bulu, member of United Nations council. 10 00:05:01,685 --> 00:05:06,072 In the depths of an impenetrable rain forest, 11 00:05:06,243 --> 00:05:11,200 lies the kingdom of Bazonga, a queen who dreams of ruling the world, 12 00:05:11,808 --> 00:05:16,345 aided in her mad designs by Charlie Charles, a mad beautician, 13 00:05:16,447 --> 00:05:17,494 a two-headed monster, 14 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:20,750 expelled from the Pasteur Institute for the audacity of his theories. 15 00:05:28,518 --> 00:05:29,677 It's a confectionery. 16 00:05:30,104 --> 00:05:31,750 A delicious dessert. 17 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,240 Don't make me laugh! 18 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,399 It's not too bad, but far from delicious! 19 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,589 That's enough, Charles! 20 00:05:40,795 --> 00:05:41,845 Your conclusions? 21 00:05:43,115 --> 00:05:44,310 Explain to her. 22 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,399 Go on. 23 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,149 You explain better than I do. 24 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:48,819 It's you who speaks the best. 25 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,310 - No, you. - You! 26 00:05:50,568 --> 00:05:54,537 You better tell me before you end up floating in formaldehyde! 27 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:58,255 Well, Your Majesty... 28 00:05:58,332 --> 00:06:00,239 According to the latest scientific research... 29 00:06:00,505 --> 00:06:02,255 It's not possible to cure baldness. 30 00:06:02,513 --> 00:06:04,232 Can't help you, Your Highness. 31 00:06:04,372 --> 00:06:05,420 It's definite. 32 00:06:05,576 --> 00:06:07,404 Perhaps you'll consider getting a wig? 33 00:06:07,608 --> 00:06:09,748 A wig? Out of the question! 34 00:06:10,207 --> 00:06:12,279 I'm going to enslave mankind tomorrow! 35 00:06:12,365 --> 00:06:14,638 I shall raze the capitals of the world! 36 00:06:14,771 --> 00:06:17,701 The world will be at my feet, and I am bald! 37 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:18,857 Bald! 38 00:06:19,287 --> 00:06:21,579 I'll not wear a fucking wig! 39 00:06:22,013 --> 00:06:23,459 I know what they say about me. 40 00:06:23,724 --> 00:06:26,100 They say I'm a monster, out to rule the world... 41 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,629 but I have feelings, like everybody else. 42 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:32,439 If I don't have real hair by tomorrow... 43 00:06:32,504 --> 00:06:34,636 heads are gonna roll! 44 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:37,911 There's one solution... a scalp transplant. 45 00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:39,434 But it's immoral, Your Highness. 46 00:06:39,528 --> 00:06:41,528 I'm the one who decides that! 47 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:46,044 It has to involve the removal of the scalp of another human... 48 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,209 It's just a matter of choosing whose scalp! 49 00:06:49,564 --> 00:06:51,395 Fine, if that's what you want, Your Majesty... 50 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:52,754 Here are some suggestions. 51 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,059 Lights! 52 00:06:59,601 --> 00:07:00,512 No. 53 00:07:01,651 --> 00:07:02,575 No. 54 00:07:03,438 --> 00:07:05,544 At least we know where she hid the gun. 55 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:07,367 Next! 56 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:09,731 This one, Highness? 57 00:07:09,794 --> 00:07:10,926 No! 58 00:07:13,629 --> 00:07:16,850 No! It looks like a mink hat! 59 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:22,019 Is that all, or do you have more shit? 60 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:28,324 You two would make Primperan vomit! 61 00:07:28,498 --> 00:07:29,337 Sorry. 62 00:07:34,763 --> 00:07:36,203 What's that, for God's sake!? 63 00:07:36,512 --> 00:07:37,420 Well... 64 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:41,481 I don't want to look like a cotton-swab! 65 00:07:44,268 --> 00:07:44,828 Stop! 66 00:07:45,122 --> 00:07:46,379 That one? 67 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:48,559 No, the one before. 68 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:51,020 It's June. 69 00:07:51,199 --> 00:07:53,067 She was slipped in by mistake. 70 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,465 - Who is June? - The mate of Shame. 71 00:07:54,606 --> 00:07:56,161 The king of the jungle. 72 00:07:56,528 --> 00:07:58,802 If he interferes in my plans, 73 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:01,120 I'll pull out his fingernails one by one. 74 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:03,395 I'll feed him to the alligators! 75 00:08:03,578 --> 00:08:04,878 - Crocodiles. - OK, crocodiles! 76 00:08:05,106 --> 00:08:07,233 I'll bury him up to his ears in an anthill! 77 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:10,879 I'll report him for wearing underpants made out of an endangered species! 78 00:08:11,059 --> 00:08:13,129 You two have 24 hours... 79 00:08:13,528 --> 00:08:15,459 to put her hair on my head... 80 00:08:15,879 --> 00:08:17,490 or you're fired! 81 00:08:21,937 --> 00:08:23,277 Think Looney Tunes might hire us? 82 00:08:23,325 --> 00:08:24,235 I doubt it. 83 00:08:25,082 --> 00:08:26,467 Hanna Barbera? 84 00:08:52,105 --> 00:08:53,226 Night falls. 85 00:08:55,831 --> 00:09:00,887 In a rustic tree house, perched on some lofty monarch of the forest... 86 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,009 Shame takes his mate June in his arms. 87 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:07,497 Their pulses quicken. 88 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,100 Above, a pagan moon heedlessly hurtles through the glittering sky. 89 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:19,809 Below, from the inky jungle, like the heartbeat of Africa herself... 90 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,059 comes the wild rhythm of the tom-tom... 91 00:09:22,519 --> 00:09:26,169 a language that no white man understands... 92 00:09:27,325 --> 00:09:31,620 but that every white woman understands, only too well. 93 00:09:38,414 --> 00:09:39,864 Is that it? 94 00:09:40,115 --> 00:09:40,985 You're finished? 95 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:44,818 Well, I guess that's the last I'll see of your willy for 3 months. 96 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,899 Pathetic! I've had more fun with a water pistol. 97 00:09:48,059 --> 00:09:50,405 Did you learn to fuck at a correspondence school? 98 00:09:50,601 --> 00:09:54,233 You fairy! You couldn't get it up with a fork-lift! 99 00:09:54,491 --> 00:09:57,549 It looks more like a cock on a hamster. 100 00:09:57,866 --> 00:10:01,280 Fairy! Tranny! Schmuck! Nerd! 101 00:10:01,387 --> 00:10:02,257 Bed-wetter! 102 00:10:04,447 --> 00:10:06,588 Give my regards to your shrink! 103 00:10:07,561 --> 00:10:10,639 Casting aside civilisation's vain trappings... 104 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,820 Shame returns once more to the wilderness that spawned him... 105 00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:18,315 pausing only to give the fearsome cry of the great bull ape. 106 00:10:24,483 --> 00:10:27,529 If the ape had slipped on a can of beer. 107 00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:45,636 Then, like a shadow, he vanishes into the Sumerian darkness. 108 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,954 Not now, kiddo. 109 00:13:02,629 --> 00:13:04,769 And takes on the ancestral burden... 110 00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:06,669 Anton! 111 00:13:08,897 --> 00:13:13,326 No news of Susu Hutu Wanda who disappeared on Sunday. 112 00:13:13,795 --> 00:13:16,049 An all-out search has failed to find 113 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,897 any sign of the missing 3-year old... 114 00:13:19,272 --> 00:13:22,152 last seen near the muddy banks... 115 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:26,107 wearing a leopard pelt, 2 crocodile-teeth bracelets... 116 00:13:26,504 --> 00:13:27,734 and a chicken foot. 117 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:31,092 Former All-African spear-throwing champion, Umbawi Zabugu... 118 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:35,330 now coach of the Kinshasa Lions... 119 00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:38,908 denies having chewed coca leaves to dope... 120 00:13:39,395 --> 00:13:41,185 Flicka, coffee's ready. 121 00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:06,809 The coach said he didn't know who owned the suitcase. 122 00:14:07,443 --> 00:14:11,789 The value of the cow fell yesterday on the international market. 123 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:16,350 Leading cow authorities say they see no hope to ending the inflationary spiral 124 00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:20,620 which has raised the value of a woman to 47 cows. 125 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,669 It can get worse before it gets better 126 00:14:24,159 --> 00:14:26,201 according to the Secretary... 127 00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:31,269 That idiot has forgotten his keys again! 128 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,960 Help! Help! Let me go! 129 00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:44,429 That really hurts! 130 00:15:46,574 --> 00:15:47,623 Shame! 131 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,309 Thank you, Shame! 132 00:15:53,522 --> 00:15:55,173 You've saved the life of Tatoum. 133 00:15:55,936 --> 00:15:57,159 Thank you, Shame. 134 00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:05,988 June! 135 00:16:22,419 --> 00:16:23,779 Throw me a rope! 136 00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:29,375 Throw me a rope! 137 00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:51,526 Flicka! Throw me a rope! 138 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:24,319 June, Shame will be... 139 00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:35,616 Everybody laugh at Shame, if Shame no save June. 140 00:18:36,923 --> 00:18:39,024 But if Shame go save June... 141 00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:41,777 Shame get shit kicked out of him. 142 00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:44,869 But conscience is swept aside by the primeval urge... 143 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:47,329 shared by man and beast alike. 144 00:18:47,512 --> 00:18:49,182 Shame must find his mate... 145 00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:50,762 no matter what the cost! 146 00:20:40,443 --> 00:20:42,700 Why, like flies to shit... 147 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,180 are men drawn to the steamy tropics? Why? 148 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:49,849 The reasons are as numberless as their unmarked graves. 149 00:20:52,388 --> 00:20:56,052 Some come in search of the truth, such as Professor Cédric Adopé... 150 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,970 at the head of an expedition to verify... 151 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,430 the existence of a legendary white anthropoid, called Shame. 152 00:21:02,843 --> 00:21:04,865 Others, like the professor's niece... 153 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,450 seductive young aviatrix, Stéphanie Starlette... 154 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,933 have come for adventure. 155 00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:13,769 I'm only here because I gave the producer a blow-job. 156 00:21:13,974 --> 00:21:15,684 There are others still... 157 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,569 The pearl-traders and the ivory-hunters... 158 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,549 the poachers and the slavers and the mercenaries... 159 00:21:21,263 --> 00:21:23,529 the dreamers with few illusions... 160 00:21:23,906 --> 00:21:27,013 men driven mad by the tales of Africa... 161 00:21:27,193 --> 00:21:30,419 tales of lewdness and debauchery. 162 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:34,473 Men hypnotised by tales of enormous rubies and sapphires... 163 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,799 and plovers' eggs the size of emeralds. 164 00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:42,248 Such men are Brutish and Short. 165 00:21:42,993 --> 00:21:45,918 Posing as guides, they also seek Shame. 166 00:21:46,841 --> 00:21:50,079 But greed is their only motive, and destruction their only means. 167 00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:53,832 If I ever get my hands on that fucking son-of-a-bitch... 168 00:21:54,578 --> 00:21:56,118 who built this plane... 169 00:21:56,607 --> 00:22:00,250 I'll rip his fucking face off! 170 00:22:00,969 --> 00:22:03,888 Jesus Christ! Where the fuck are we? 171 00:22:04,107 --> 00:22:07,701 I've never seen such a fucking shit-hole! 172 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,210 I'm all sticky. 173 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,259 You OK, Professor? 174 00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:14,440 Africa... it's magnificent! 175 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,529 Africa... it's breathtaking! 176 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:22,539 Africa... where lives are measured in moments, not months. 177 00:22:23,319 --> 00:22:28,619 Africa... land of human sacrifices and inhuman gods! 178 00:22:29,519 --> 00:22:33,210 Africa... land of the Wazu, a barbaric tribe... 179 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,970 whose grim masks fan the flames of fear. 180 00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:40,299 Slow down! You're rolling it too fast! 181 00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:42,940 I can't read it if you go too fast! 182 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,728 Just wait till I get my hands... 183 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,599 on that fucking idiot who built that plane... 184 00:23:16,599 --> 00:23:20,917 No, I don't like this... I don't like this trip at all. 185 00:23:21,179 --> 00:23:23,740 Are you sure we're going in the right direction? 186 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:27,588 According to this map... 187 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,667 we need to follow the river... 188 00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:34,097 until we get to the Valley of Worshipers... 189 00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:37,859 where we'll find the legendary Pyramid of the Shadow. 190 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,059 Then we'll get to the lost city of Yota... 191 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,299 where the lizard-women live. 192 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,183 We take a right turn about 8 or 9 kilometres... 193 00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:52,869 We'll pass the forbidden cave of the atomic ant-creatures... 194 00:23:53,522 --> 00:23:55,872 and then come to the old mill. 195 00:23:56,378 --> 00:23:58,267 There will be 2 km to go. 196 00:23:58,841 --> 00:24:02,071 If, as I believe, Shame exists... 197 00:24:02,759 --> 00:24:04,690 that's where we'll find him... 198 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,309 My perfect specimen of anthropoid man. 199 00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:13,194 What did you say, Professor? What does anthropoid mean? 200 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,220 Just what is it? 201 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,660 What do you think anthropoid means? 202 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,359 You think I give a fuck?! 203 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,230 The fucking idiot who built that fucking plane... 204 00:24:51,296 --> 00:24:52,901 You talking about my mother? 205 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,369 His face is a mess. Big job for his dentist. 206 00:25:16,606 --> 00:25:21,292 All these little animals, all screwed up and bent out of shape! 207 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,099 Brigitte Bardot won't like it. Where on earth are we? 208 00:25:26,081 --> 00:25:28,799 We're entering the country of the molar men... 209 00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:30,933 whoever they are. 210 00:25:31,050 --> 00:25:33,420 You don't know who the molar men are? 211 00:25:34,418 --> 00:25:37,368 Almost nothing is known about their society. 212 00:25:38,152 --> 00:25:40,751 It's not known if the Tungala have... 213 00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:46,456 sharp sticks and blunt sticks, or just sharp sticks. 214 00:25:48,973 --> 00:25:52,105 The last person to come through here was a German. 215 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,440 His name was... Papierkram. 216 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,829 It's not known what became of that expedition. 217 00:26:03,704 --> 00:26:06,615 Professor, tell me more about Shame. 218 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,703 Is he really handsome? 219 00:26:09,453 --> 00:26:10,690 Is he handsome? 220 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,210 It's written here... Let me see... 221 00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:18,230 The beauty of his weather-beaten face... 222 00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:23,308 is tempered by the radiance of his burning gaze. 223 00:26:25,599 --> 00:26:28,900 His leonine muscles keep him ready to pounce. 224 00:26:29,519 --> 00:26:31,980 His supple and graceful body... 225 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,390 glows in the sun like polished coal... 226 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,289 as he soars through the air, from branch to branch. 227 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:42,590 Oh, Professor, I can't wait to get to know him! 228 00:26:51,835 --> 00:26:55,589 This is him! The powerful ape-man himself! 229 00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:00,433 Nice to meet you, dear friend. Let me introduce myself. 230 00:27:00,713 --> 00:27:05,347 Professor Cédric Adolpé, of the Royal Anthropological Society. 231 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,292 I've walked across Africa to make your acquaintance. 232 00:27:09,464 --> 00:27:11,128 That's enough of being polite... 233 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,769 From now on we're in charge of this expedition... 234 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,886 And I will personally take charge of the clown in the funny underpants. 235 00:27:19,363 --> 00:27:22,214 Brutish, what has got into you?! 236 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:27,152 What terrible image of the civilised world are you giving him?! 237 00:27:28,177 --> 00:27:29,995 Shut up, you old fool! 238 00:27:47,329 --> 00:27:49,958 Wait! Don't leave me here! 239 00:27:50,559 --> 00:27:52,559 What if I'm found by the hairy beast... 240 00:27:52,644 --> 00:27:54,930 Or females, or fucking bugs! 241 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,597 Get me a man so I can scratch his face... 242 00:27:59,072 --> 00:28:03,830 identical to the one I've always had. 243 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,740 Stop! Come back! Don't leave me here... 244 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,309 in this country of savages! Wait! 245 00:28:22,039 --> 00:28:25,019 We just have to lock up Shame in the Astroturf Dome... 246 00:28:25,599 --> 00:28:29,920 and exhibit him like the other one, who played in King Kong. 247 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:35,611 They also exhibited him in Madison Square Garden in the ring... 248 00:28:35,885 --> 00:28:38,421 They even made him dance... 249 00:28:38,658 --> 00:28:43,128 with Nemu, the killer whale, together with a shark... 250 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,130 and to finish off, he faced an alligator. 251 00:28:46,364 --> 00:28:47,735 A crocodile. 252 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,170 Yes, a crocodile. 253 00:28:49,315 --> 00:28:51,306 I'll take some money from the cash register... 254 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:56,775 and I'll go see the whores, but no more 10 dollar hand-jobs. 255 00:28:57,079 --> 00:29:02,017 Then I'll go to Las Vegas, to play with the people there. 256 00:29:02,319 --> 00:29:05,829 I'll see the stars and stay with Frank Sinatra. 257 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,730 I'll make him my friend, he'll give me his money... 258 00:29:09,189 --> 00:29:12,150 and I'll be able to go and play at the casino. 259 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,069 Fucking hunter who doesn't know how to hunt. 260 00:29:17,234 --> 00:29:19,929 Goddamned shit! 261 00:29:20,202 --> 00:29:22,894 What the fuck's going on? 262 00:29:22,919 --> 00:29:25,530 This goddamned cage is getting goddamned heavy. 263 00:29:25,804 --> 00:29:28,905 I can hardly carry the fucking thing. 264 00:29:29,296 --> 00:29:32,757 The sooner I get out of this fucking shit-hole the better. 265 00:29:33,015 --> 00:29:35,233 This fucking heat is incredible. 266 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:39,866 This fucking place is the arsehole of this shit of a world! 267 00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:41,608 I'm fed up... 268 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,991 to the back teeth with this fucking mud... 269 00:29:46,374 --> 00:29:49,559 fucking fed up with the humidity... 270 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:54,220 fucking fed up with this sun, for Christ's sake! 271 00:30:00,725 --> 00:30:02,235 Nice little baby! 272 00:30:02,495 --> 00:30:03,826 Shake hands? 273 00:30:24,459 --> 00:30:26,100 Shame have hurt! 274 00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:29,679 Hurt! 275 00:30:30,545 --> 00:30:32,288 Shame have hurt! 276 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:37,413 Shame have sore finger! 277 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,269 Hurting! Hurting finger! 278 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,529 Nice little babies! 279 00:33:55,263 --> 00:33:57,379 Hi, Kimosabi! How you going? 280 00:33:57,759 --> 00:33:58,769 Come on! 281 00:34:01,576 --> 00:34:03,606 Come along! 282 00:34:04,454 --> 00:34:06,523 Come and have a beer! 283 00:34:06,747 --> 00:34:08,257 Grab my hand! 284 00:34:10,011 --> 00:34:10,970 How's it going? 285 00:34:12,102 --> 00:34:13,042 Here's to work. 286 00:34:14,282 --> 00:34:18,372 We only live once. Gotta have fun, you know! 287 00:34:31,259 --> 00:34:33,118 My name's Craig Boulanger. 288 00:34:33,768 --> 00:34:35,521 I'm a guru. 289 00:34:35,747 --> 00:34:39,039 I'm from Champagne Urbana in Illinois. 290 00:34:39,748 --> 00:34:42,239 I became a guru, because... 291 00:34:42,856 --> 00:34:49,192 I needed some money for college. It was painting apartments or... 292 00:34:58,722 --> 00:34:59,802 Going that way? 293 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,615 So, how are tricks? What's your name? 294 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,510 As you like, I don't care. 295 00:35:06,335 --> 00:35:07,275 You understand? 296 00:35:07,998 --> 00:35:11,279 I'm going to Wisconsin. Want to come? 297 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:15,826 I'm drunk. I've been drinking non-stop. 298 00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:25,886 You want a frothy one? 299 00:35:27,134 --> 00:35:29,427 One... two... three... 300 00:35:45,579 --> 00:35:47,255 I spilled it. 301 00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:49,322 Hey, Kimosabi! 302 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,750 What's your name, damn it?! 303 00:35:53,075 --> 00:35:55,162 You a Hindu or something? 304 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:05,001 India is a dreadful place. No way of getting a cold beer. 305 00:36:05,086 --> 00:36:07,685 Awful! And they die of hunger. 306 00:36:07,762 --> 00:36:09,868 Won't eat cows... 307 00:36:10,595 --> 00:36:12,744 No bars in India. 308 00:36:41,516 --> 00:36:45,016 You stupid arsehole! 309 00:36:45,213 --> 00:36:47,382 Come on, you dumbcluck! 310 00:36:48,147 --> 00:36:51,906 They're nothing but a bunch of motherfuckers! 311 00:36:54,804 --> 00:36:58,420 You want to be a Mahatma? You know what that is? 312 00:36:58,631 --> 00:37:02,959 It's a guy that helps you. Really helps you. 313 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:05,407 They help people. 314 00:37:06,795 --> 00:37:08,195 A convertible. 315 00:37:09,039 --> 00:37:10,690 I want a convertible. 316 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:17,037 Instead, I fitted out this contraption with birds. 317 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,190 Move it! 318 00:37:25,523 --> 00:37:28,030 They're pissed... like me. 319 00:37:28,812 --> 00:37:32,588 I'll start on my second 6-pack. 320 00:37:34,484 --> 00:37:37,865 I feel I can fly like a bird. 321 00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:42,679 I really can fly. Seriously, it's no big deal. 322 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,800 I can fly. 323 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:48,841 I need a piss... so I'll fly down... 324 00:37:49,417 --> 00:37:51,927 I'll have a piss and I'll fly back up. 325 00:37:52,567 --> 00:37:54,172 Watch me do it. 326 00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:58,024 Have you never seen The Silver Chalice with Jack Palance? 327 00:37:58,309 --> 00:38:01,358 When he jumps off the tower without his cape? 328 00:38:01,930 --> 00:38:04,899 He relies on his God. 329 00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:09,156 I can do it, because I'm a guru. 330 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:12,529 He's on the tower. Caesar and the crowd tell him to jump. 331 00:38:12,901 --> 00:38:17,344 But the chick who climbs the ladder tells him not to. 332 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:21,460 But he says he'll do it, and he jumps. 333 00:38:21,846 --> 00:38:24,453 So he falls down, and comes a cropper. 334 00:38:24,711 --> 00:38:27,219 It was funny, because you could see it was a dummy falling off. 335 00:38:27,796 --> 00:38:30,986 Anyway, I'll be doing it for real! 336 00:38:31,562 --> 00:38:32,383 Here I go... 337 00:38:32,549 --> 00:38:33,586 Ready... 338 00:38:34,128 --> 00:38:35,949 You ready? Watch! 339 00:39:09,876 --> 00:39:10,990 You come back! 340 00:39:11,237 --> 00:39:13,336 Shame not know how to pilot birds. 341 00:39:13,890 --> 00:39:17,120 If God want birds to fly, give them motors. 342 00:40:16,925 --> 00:40:18,280 Unable to resist... 343 00:40:18,599 --> 00:40:22,491 June is carried off to what men call The Despicable Kingdom... 344 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,070 an uncharted realm... 345 00:40:25,182 --> 00:40:27,782 into which no explorer has ever dared to set foot. 346 00:40:28,451 --> 00:40:30,738 Concerning The Dank Cavern, the natives... 347 00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:33,733 their teeth bared in a mirthless grin... 348 00:40:33,944 --> 00:40:36,331 their eyes wide with dread, say... 349 00:40:37,062 --> 00:40:40,475 Many enter, Bwana, none return! 350 00:41:16,151 --> 00:41:19,863 Have I ever told you that you play divinely... 351 00:41:21,224 --> 00:41:22,554 for a spider? 352 00:41:27,816 --> 00:41:28,816 Yes? 353 00:41:29,109 --> 00:41:31,628 Queen Bazonga? The donor is here... 354 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,636 ready for the transplant. 355 00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:37,717 Start the operation right away. 356 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,302 Why am I doing this, you ask? 357 00:41:41,619 --> 00:41:44,150 So I can spit on people. 358 00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:46,581 So I can spit on people... 359 00:41:47,049 --> 00:41:50,286 and so I can get special attention at smart restaurants. 360 00:41:50,602 --> 00:41:53,443 Extra pat of butter, things like that. 361 00:42:25,284 --> 00:42:29,219 Sworn to penetrate the innermost regions of Queen Bazonga's secret domain... 362 00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:31,041 or die in the attempt... 363 00:42:31,271 --> 00:42:34,474 before he begins the last lap of his perilous journey... 364 00:42:34,631 --> 00:42:38,146 Shame, looking in the shadows like some Demi-god of old... 365 00:42:38,405 --> 00:42:39,765 pauses. 366 00:42:43,403 --> 00:42:45,483 A hush has fallen over the forest. 367 00:42:46,406 --> 00:42:49,496 The haunting silence that presages certain doom. 368 00:42:52,964 --> 00:42:56,264 If Shame not back in quarter of moon, call the cops. 369 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,836 June! June! That's all they talk about, June! 370 00:43:47,039 --> 00:43:50,479 But if it wasn't for Nana, Shame'd never have clean underpants. 371 00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:16,181 Zombies! 372 00:45:16,724 --> 00:45:18,164 Forward... 373 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:19,248 march! 374 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:51,139 A splendid manoeuvre, Colonel Leshgrapp! 375 00:45:51,922 --> 00:45:55,441 You've turned raw recruits into warriors. 376 00:45:56,152 --> 00:45:57,449 Yes, General! 377 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,849 On my command... 378 00:46:40,285 --> 00:46:41,394 Fire! 379 00:46:43,284 --> 00:46:44,084 Fire! 380 00:46:45,731 --> 00:46:46,641 Fire! 381 00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:11,408 On my command... 382 00:47:11,941 --> 00:47:13,012 Hop! 383 00:47:28,014 --> 00:47:29,816 Crawl! 384 00:47:35,043 --> 00:47:37,324 One, two! One, two! 385 00:47:43,519 --> 00:47:45,940 At my command... fire! 386 00:47:54,094 --> 00:47:57,346 Look straight ahead, even when you crawl! 387 00:47:57,694 --> 00:47:58,635 Take cover! 388 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,260 Uncover! 389 00:48:10,207 --> 00:48:13,974 Who is that man? An undercover agent, right? 390 00:48:14,546 --> 00:48:16,012 He's not one of ours. 391 00:48:17,592 --> 00:48:19,107 It's Shame. 392 00:48:19,372 --> 00:48:23,400 He's out of uniform! Have him shot! 393 00:48:30,854 --> 00:48:33,699 If Shame is not back in quarter of moon... call the cops. 394 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,417 Hello, this is the police. 395 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:50,711 We're sorry, but all lines are busy. 396 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:55,424 In a case of emergency, leave your name and phone number... 397 00:48:56,220 --> 00:49:00,323 after the beep, and we'll return your call as soon as possible. 398 00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:01,510 Thank you. 399 00:49:01,761 --> 00:49:03,761 Hello, this is the police... 400 00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:31,365 Fate, like the swirling winds that shape the desert sands... 401 00:50:31,679 --> 00:50:34,519 has saved Shame from a firing-squad's blindfold... 402 00:50:35,079 --> 00:50:38,340 only to deliver him into the arms of a satanic queen. 403 00:50:39,264 --> 00:50:42,740 But it matters little if death were by means of a weapon... 404 00:50:43,119 --> 00:50:44,659 or a filmy gown. 405 00:52:10,556 --> 00:52:13,530 The ultimate manifestation of a capricious destiny... 406 00:52:13,790 --> 00:52:16,321 the ape-man does not know that just steps away... 407 00:52:17,119 --> 00:52:19,260 spreadeagled like some ancient sacrifice... 408 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,039 trembling beneath the shadow of a knife... 409 00:52:22,519 --> 00:52:26,210 June lies defenseless in the hands of a degenerate beautician. 410 00:52:26,689 --> 00:52:29,205 - Perhaps. - Just answer yes or no! 411 00:52:29,345 --> 00:52:31,969 If you'd ever been to the movies... 412 00:52:32,228 --> 00:52:33,559 No, not that! 413 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:38,510 That these sweets refresh the breath is a plus, that's all. 414 00:52:38,791 --> 00:52:40,400 Not like Rolaids. 415 00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,090 Are Rolaids candy? 416 00:52:42,472 --> 00:52:44,361 Is Maalox a garnish? 417 00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:46,111 Don't be ridiculous! 418 00:52:46,159 --> 00:52:50,697 So what about Feenamint? They're menthol. 419 00:52:50,791 --> 00:52:51,681 Candy! 420 00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:52,654 Let me go! 421 00:52:52,679 --> 00:52:56,205 All that we throw up are sweets, right? 422 00:52:56,601 --> 00:53:00,182 Everything that makes us spew comes from Fanny's place, right? 423 00:53:00,747 --> 00:53:01,697 Your breath! 424 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,697 She smells like Mamie Eisenhower's underwear. 425 00:53:04,931 --> 00:53:08,276 And Dorminil, the candy that puts you to sleep? 426 00:53:10,119 --> 00:53:12,752 Are Coca and Vanquish sweets? 427 00:53:23,267 --> 00:53:25,360 Shame, so nice of you to come! 428 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,289 You are strong, Shame, and not lacking in intelligence. 429 00:53:38,079 --> 00:53:39,900 You do have two small cavities, though. 430 00:53:40,015 --> 00:53:42,736 I'm sure you'd like a glass of bubbly. 431 00:53:56,022 --> 00:53:59,840 Tell me, Shame, how'd you like to rule the world? 432 00:54:00,017 --> 00:54:01,787 At my side, of course. 433 00:54:02,537 --> 00:54:04,912 Shame had heard that one before. 434 00:54:05,302 --> 00:54:09,397 Think about it! You'd be able to park wherever you wanted to. 435 00:54:09,569 --> 00:54:11,639 What do you say? 436 00:54:11,819 --> 00:54:13,739 The world would be at our feet. 437 00:54:14,624 --> 00:54:18,202 Queen very nice, but Shame only want June. 438 00:54:18,741 --> 00:54:22,210 June! You dare talk about that bitch... 439 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,320 when I offer you my throne?! 440 00:54:24,572 --> 00:54:28,542 Too bad for you, you'll see what I do with your June! 441 00:54:29,061 --> 00:54:33,019 When I've finished with her, she'll look like a steak with legs! 442 00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:49,749 Alright, alright, so I've got 14 breasts... 443 00:54:49,899 --> 00:54:52,780 I could have been the greatest topless dancer in the world! 444 00:54:53,245 --> 00:54:56,858 Instead I'm the greatest freak of a queen in the world! 445 00:54:57,202 --> 00:54:58,866 Queen talk too loud. 446 00:55:04,866 --> 00:55:07,079 Call out the phallus guard! 447 00:55:07,194 --> 00:55:08,678 Seize that man! 448 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,920 And bring me the contents of his underpants on a platter! 449 00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:28,650 One, two, one, two! 450 00:56:53,639 --> 00:56:56,199 It freshens the breath! 451 00:58:43,295 --> 00:58:45,084 At my command... 452 00:58:45,430 --> 00:58:47,014 Fire! Fire! 453 00:58:48,589 --> 00:58:49,381 Fire! 454 00:58:51,244 --> 00:58:52,568 Mummy! 455 00:58:54,075 --> 00:58:54,914 Fire! 456 00:59:11,159 --> 00:59:12,599 At my command... 457 00:59:29,092 --> 00:59:32,248 Look, he's here! 458 00:59:32,451 --> 00:59:35,219 The one we've been waiting for! A chance for real war! 459 00:59:35,719 --> 00:59:38,809 Charge the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! 460 00:59:46,026 --> 00:59:47,123 Fire! 461 00:59:52,088 --> 00:59:53,904 Help! Fire! 462 00:59:55,178 --> 00:59:56,639 Queen is afraid. 463 00:59:58,039 --> 00:59:59,482 Shame save Queen. 464 01:00:26,719 --> 01:00:28,305 Thank God you're here! 465 01:00:28,559 --> 01:00:31,000 What are you staring at? 466 01:00:31,306 --> 01:00:34,086 Scram, you insolent rebels! 467 01:01:34,403 --> 01:01:37,219 It refreshes the breath! 468 01:01:42,267 --> 01:01:44,057 My God! He's dead! 469 01:01:44,599 --> 01:01:45,469 I've killed him! 470 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,760 Let's get out of here! 471 01:01:48,199 --> 01:01:50,680 He was an animated drawing personality! 472 01:01:50,755 --> 01:01:54,665 If I'd known he was mortal, I wouldn’t have hit him! 473 01:02:03,172 --> 01:02:06,016 He's dead! I killed him! 474 01:02:28,363 --> 01:02:30,121 I've seen Tom and Jerry! 475 01:02:30,227 --> 01:02:33,090 I've seen Tom hit on the head with a safe! 476 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,433 I've seen the stick of dynamite... 477 01:02:39,679 --> 01:02:42,769 being held by Wile E. Coyote! He doesn't die! 478 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,550 Tell me that he's not dead! 479 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,238 Where have you been? Still yacking? 480 01:03:07,407 --> 01:03:11,393 You come to bed, quick smart! Did you take the wrong vine? 481 01:03:53,396 --> 01:03:55,330 And because you, pea-brain... 482 01:03:55,354 --> 01:03:57,966 I've been sitting in that place for two solid hours... 483 01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:26,703 My hero! 484 01:04:30,985 --> 01:04:31,784 Down there! 485 01:04:32,490 --> 01:04:33,529 June, look down there! 486 01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:37,710 Damn photos and beauty contests! 487 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,599 Miss Aspirin! Miss Toilet Soap! 488 01:04:41,097 --> 01:04:44,550 I'm an actress. I've had to swallow 50 metres of cocks... 489 01:04:44,657 --> 01:04:47,708 to get a part in a shit serial! 490 01:04:48,472 --> 01:04:51,190 I'll show those arse-wipes! 491 01:04:51,339 --> 01:04:54,120 With my army of pigmies, I'll conquer the world! 492 01:04:54,260 --> 01:04:55,729 I'll crush Hollywood! 493 01:04:55,909 --> 01:04:57,781 Rona Barret will be at my feet! 494 01:04:57,956 --> 01:05:00,440 I'll play the roles of my dreams!