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Kylie and I still hadn't slept
together, but I had a feeling
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her four-week booty embargo
was about to end.
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I have a surprise
for you tonight.
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God, I hope it's sex.
Or a pony.
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I'll bet it's sex
'cause I don't see a pony.
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Wait right here.
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It's for your scooter.
What are you doing?
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Nothing, I was just
gonna do a little laundry.
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I assume your facilities
are in-building?
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Why is it always
about sex with you?
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It's not. Look, Kylie,
I'm just really proud of my abs.
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Or ab.
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Turk and Carla were having
relationship trouble,
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but they were working on it.
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I don't understand why we can't
discuss this after The A-Team.
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A lot of married couples
hit roadblocks their first year,
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but nothing
will be resolved
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if we don't get our issues
out in the open.
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OK, let's do this.
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- OK, what's bothering me...
- Hey, hey! There he is!
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Did my buddy
hit it and quit it?
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Hell, no.
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Hell, yes!
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Excuse me, it's time
for my nightly ritual.
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Pleasure myself,
weep and repeat.
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See, Turk?
This is our problem.
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We're trying to have
a serious conversation,
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but you're more concerned
about your other wife.
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You know what bothers me?
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Everything with you
becomes a big issue.
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You make mountains
out of molehills.
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When have I ever made
a mountain out of a molehill?
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Turk! If you can't remember
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to put the cap
on the toothpaste,
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how are we gonna raise
our children?
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You know what?
I'm gonna stay with my sister.
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I guess I could
work on it a little.
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If the patient is in shock,
the first thing we do
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is assess
intravascular volume...
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Ahhh!
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- What? That's right.
- Oh, I know.
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I wasn't "ahhhing" you to
indicate an incorrect answer,
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I was "ahhhing" because I was bored,
thought that might drive you crazy.
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You're a wonderful teacher.
Stop in front of my residents.
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- It's unprofessional.
- You're right, Barbie.
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Carry on.
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So when you're dealing
with cardiogenic shock...
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- ...it's best to start fluid resuscitation...
- Bong!
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Let's keep moving.
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You know, I don't
really appreciate
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you messing
with my lady.
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Your lady?
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Blonde doctor and I
will end up together.
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I'm talking house in the burbs,
Volvo in the driveway,
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dog-fighting ring
in the basement.
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I guess it wouldn't be the first
time the janitor got the girl.
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Oh, wait a minute.
Yes, it would.
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- You want to place a wager?
- I do,
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but I really have no need
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for a cracked thermos
and two pounds of keys.
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How about my van
for your Porsche?
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I suppose when I win,
I could destroy your vehicle
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and make you watch, couldn't I?
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- Bet.
- Bet.
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- Give me the details on Kylie.
- Dude, it was so naughty.
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We're kissing, and she's like,
"It's a little hot in here,"
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- and she starts pulling down her skirt.
- Ohhh!
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Oh, my God. I'm getting
turned on by my own fake story.
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Damn you, ruptured spleen!
To be continued.
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Thank God Turk left, I can't
think about sex anymore.
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Luckily for me, there isn't
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a whole lot of temptation
in a hospital.
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Howdy, stranger.
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Do you still want me?
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Yes, please.
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Hey, stranger.
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Ouch.
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♪ I can't do this
all on my own ♪
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♪ No, I know
I'm no Superman ♪
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♪ I'm no Superman ♪
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So Molly's back in town.
She definitely wants me.
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Bye. How you doing, J.J.?
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It's J.D.
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I was thinking
of that Jimmie Walker sitcom.
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- Good Times?
- Not great.
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My sister had a miscarriage.
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Molly?
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Oh, yes!
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- You look fantastic.
- So do you.
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- How's Milwaukee?
- OK. I'm here to see a patient.
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Though she did the fake
"forget my name" thing,
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she's here for me.
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I think we all know
there's no patient.
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They've landed!
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Grab blankets and all
the canned goods you can carry.
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We're moving to the sewers.
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He's really possessive of me.
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He won't talk
to the new psychiatrist.
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I'm sure he's
not that possessive.
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Get away from my doctor!
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- Get him off! Get him off!
- Patrick, down.
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It is so good to laugh
like this with you again.
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I'm on a break here.
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Tell your shiny-headed roommate
to shut up,
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or his first surgery
will be removing
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that cell phone from his ass.
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Give him a break.
He's talking to his wife.
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Anybody seen Mr. Jennings file?
Oh, here it is.
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This just got interesting.
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- Who are you talking to?
- Rosanna.
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- Your college girlfriend?
- Yeah.
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- Could I say hi?
- Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
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- Hey, Rosanna.
- - Hi, J.D.
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Dude, what the hell?
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Hello?
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- Hello? J.D.?
- This phone is indestructible.
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If it has a camera,
I'm so getting one.
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Is anybody there?
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Dude!
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Why are you talking to her?
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We're just friends!
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Ahh, just friends.
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I was just friends once
with a Vietnamese girl.
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Long story short, I'm sending
Trong Tri Kelso to college.
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He doesn't want
to go to a state school.
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Unlike you, Bobbo, Gandhi here
is in a healthy relationship.
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I mean, come on,
even Jordan lets me
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keep in touch with women
from my past.
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Give me a pound, my dog.
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- He gets me.
- Give me a pound, dog.
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Does he know you
were being sarcastic?
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- I hope not.
- Splendid.
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Gentlemen, Crazy Eyes Margo,
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I've called us together
for one reason.
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I have to find a way to make
blonde doctor mine.
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Burn down her apartment.
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I have an idea,
but we're gonna need a tugboat.
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Tugboats and arson. That's all
I ever get from you guys.
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We call this a brain trust,
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and I'm the one
with all the solutions.
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I saved you
from that eagle, Randall.
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I saved your job, Troy.
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And, Margo,
I found your birth mother.
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She was a tree person, remember?
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There's no shame in that.
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I'm sorry, guys,
but I've had enough.
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I'm afraid I have to find
a new brain trust.
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Gentlemen...
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...I don't want
to appear selfish,
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but stop what you're doing
and focus on me.
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So you seeing anyone?
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I went out
with a guy named Rick.
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Then he met my mom,
and it fell apart.
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- She didn't like him?
- No. She loved him.
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They're in Aruba.
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God, I'd love to get with Molly.
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You're pretty horny for a guy
who gets it on a nightly basis.
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- What are you implying?
- Let's say a birdie told me
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- you and Kylie haven't slept together.
- Who?
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- Nurse Birdie.
- Well, you haven't.
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- I trusted you.
- Dude, it's been a month.
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Really? Has it been a month?
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Time just flies
when you're dry-humping your way
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through three pairs of cords.
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She hasn't slept with you.
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She doesn't want to be
exclusive. Is she dating?
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She did go to a movie
with her brother-in-law.
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Perfect. You can
have your cake and eat it too.
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It's like me talking
with my old girlfriend.
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It boosts my self-esteem,
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and I take the positive energy
back to Carla.
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This is what you do.
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Go out with Molly, have a great
time while she's in town,
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but once she leaves,
you go to Kylie
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and tell her you
want to get exclusive.
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That is the dumbest idea
I've ever heard.
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Once you got the hole in
the bottom of the popcorn box,
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it's basically
just a waiting game.
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And for the record,
that technique
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does not work
with hot nachos.
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You want to get Elliot, get
in good with her best friend.
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Who's Elliot?
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- Oh.
- Trust me.
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The way I got my girlfriend
in junior high
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was by getting her
best friend to like me.
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And how'd you do that?
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Oh, I posed as her dad
so she could rent a car.
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I lost my hair
in eighth grade.
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Tough break five.
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I'm going in.
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Um, we should be friends.
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- OK.
- Do you like "vanning"?
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- I don't know what that is.
- It's kind of my thing.
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It's like taking a long drive
in a car, only it's in a van.
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- I'm still not getting it.
- Can you hold on for one sec?
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She's an idiot.
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Turk, I found your cell phone
in the parking lot.
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Four stories and not a scratch.
What are you made of?
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You got three missed phone
calls, all from a "Rosanna."
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Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?
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- What's been going on?
- I went to India for two weeks.
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Ladies, this is a hospital,
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not the Junior League.
Let's break it up.
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Dr. Clock, I feel as though
I've seen less of you recently.
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We don't pay you
to go hide in your office.
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Let's get out there
on the floor.
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I moved to Milwaukee
four months ago.
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Welcome back.
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This trip to India
sounds so exotic.
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Hey, Kylie, I'm just calling
to see how your day is going.
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Sweat would be
dripping off our naked bodies.
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Naked sweat drips.
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- What?
- Oh, nothing, Kylie.
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It's a new band called
The Naked Sweat Drips.
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They have a great song
called Perfect Breasts.
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And then I got so flexible,
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I could put my legs
behind my head.
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- J.D., are you there?
- You should come.
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Frick on a stick. I gotta go.
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I want to hear the rest.
Don't forget.
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Feet up behind her head.
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Who has their feet
behind their head?
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A patient, Kylie.
Horrible car accident.
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You gotta wear your seat belt,
even around the block.
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00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:07,906
Hey. I'm getting out of here.
Do you want to grab a beer?
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00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,241
They say the best laid
plans of mice and men
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often go awry.
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I can't believe
you've been talking to her.
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Now, honey, is it possible
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you're making mountains
out of molehills?
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Damn it.
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Sometimes plans go exactly
like they're supposed to.
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- You paged me?
- - Yeah, look.
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I made a bet with Dr. Cox
that you would go out with me.
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And if I win,
I get his Porsche.
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And the success of those plans
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can take even the most
hardened men by surprise.
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Do you mind? I am trying to have
a private moment with my man.
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Oh, God.
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- I got lipstick on you.
- No. Leave it.
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And sometimes even
the best of men can go awry.
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So are you coming over tonight?
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Hey, J.D.
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Try that cake
I was telling you about.
245
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,871
Actually, Kylie,
I... I can't tonight.
246
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If having my cake and eating
it too meant being with Molly,
247
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- then nothing would get between us.
- Guys, you going out?
248
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- You should come with us!
- That's a close button.
249
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:31,422
No, it's a close button. When someone
gets close, a sensor opens the door.
250
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Fancy.
251
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,559
Oh, no.
She's got a pinkie hold.
252
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,227
Elliot's got
the finger strength
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of a rock-climbing
jazz pianist.
254
00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:45,536
You're pressing
the wrong button.
255
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,371
Ahh!
256
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I'm so excited.
So where are we going?
257
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,876
We haven't decided yet!
258
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,445
I gotta tell you there,
supercuts,
259
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,081
I've seen crazy things
at this hospital.
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I've seen smokers live to be 100
261
00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:02,353
and triathletes come in
and drop dead at 20.
262
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I've seen unbridled joy,
263
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,457
and I've seen
debilitating pain.
264
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,228
But I never thought I'd see
a jump-suit-wearing,
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van-driving, vomit-cleaning,
no-good, confounded,
266
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:17,768
Frankenstein-looking buffoon
like you get a girl like Barbie.
267
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,671
I'm gonna paint
your Porsche mint green
268
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,839
so it looks like my van's baby.
269
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,818
Whoa!
270
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,388
Rosanna gets her own
personal ringtone, but I don't?
271
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Baby, I don't
have to answer this.
272
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,493
It's cool. I got the ring
that matters, right?
273
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,629
Mm-hmm.
274
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,798
Nurse, I want to talk to you
about these discharge...
275
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We can talk later.
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- You need to come get a drink.
- Yes, I do.
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Janitor.
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So did Dr. Cox pay up?
279
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,515
Uh, no. No.
280
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:07,084
He says that he needs to
see us on an actual date
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in a restaurant tonight at 8.
282
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OK. Meet me at Stanwyck's?
283
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- Sure.
- OK.
284
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OK.
285
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,900
Sorry, guys,
can't go clubbing tonight.
286
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:25,035
Daddy's got a date.
287
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,105
Oh, man!
288
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:30,274
I ironed my going-out hair!
289
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,015
They make thongs
specifically for low riders now.
290
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:41,085
They don't work. I can't sit
without showing my ass crack.
291
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,387
The other night, some guy
tried to put a pen in it.
292
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,523
Some guy? I never
get credit for anything.
293
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,460
You guys think I'm
overreacting about Turk?
294
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,495
Calls from an ex
would drive me nuts.
295
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,764
I knew how to get rid of them,
but I can't do that to Turk.
296
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:56,935
If you don't, I will.
Mr. Peeps?
297
00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:01,138
- Why are you British?
- I'll explain - later. Lose the extra bitches.
298
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,541
Carla. Go talk to Turk.
299
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,377
Share with him your feelings.
That's what he wants.
300
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,646
- Yeah?
- Come on. I'll drive you.
301
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,915
I gotta go to dinner anyway.
302
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,652
You're welcome.
303
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,487
We should go too. It's late.
304
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,756
Oh, no, no, no.
I just ordered two drinks.
305
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,958
Here they are.
306
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,794
Hey, Turk?
307
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,230
I promise I will visit you soon.
308
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,134
Look, I don't care
if I seem crazy.
309
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:31,969
Please stop talking
to your ex.
310
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,639
Anything for you,
you know that.
311
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,248
College was weird.
I was worried about being liked,
312
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,184
so I let my roommate think we
were dating for three months.
313
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,554
- We broke up at her sorority formal.
- Hmm.
314
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:53,358
Oh, nobody could snuggle
like Daisy.
315
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,492
Did you say Dr. Cox
was coming at 8?
316
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,561
Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon.
317
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,138
I kissed a dude once.
It was at furnace camp.
318
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,710
You're a little drunk, and you know
what happens when you get drunk.
319
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,713
You get "handsy."
Now control yourself.
320
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:18,049
It's tough making
new friends in Milwaukee.
321
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:22,319
I said control yourself!
322
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,556
If people aren't getting to know
you, they're missing out.
323
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,726
- Do you think so?
- I do.
324
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,194
I knew what would happen
325
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,863
if I reached over and brushed
the hair out of her eyes.
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00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,803
♪ Waiting for it to bring me ♪
327
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:42,773
♪ So many answers ♪
328
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,344
♪ In so many ways ♪
329
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,947
♪ With a voice
that's understanding ♪
330
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:53,550
♪ Where the mornings
last for days ♪
331
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:57,388
♪ The things I want
to tell you ♪
332
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,958
♪ The beats
that I could drop ♪
333
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,929
♪ With a voice
that's understanding ♪
334
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,364
♪ Time is ours to stop ♪
335
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,032
But I didn't do that.
336
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,169
I should get going.
337
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,805
I'm sorry.
338
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:28,519
Well, if it isn't Marginally
Attractive and the Beast.
339
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,054
How did the Porsche drive?
340
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,891
Wait, why did we just go out
if you already have his car?
341
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,427
Oh, my goodness.
342
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,796
He actually tricked you
into a date.
343
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,198
This is so very delicious
and filling,
344
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,702
I don't think I can eat
the rest of the evening.
345
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,170
I honestly don't think
I can have one more bite
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00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,741
of your painful humiliation.
347
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,444
I find I'm just
a little stuffed.
348
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,646
I will take my keys
to go, though.
349
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,182
Yipee!
350
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,985
You're unbelievable.
351
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:05,690
You're the only one around here
that treats me like a real person.
352
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,392
What did you just say?
353
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:12,663
There was one other girl a few
years ago. Red-haired doctor.
354
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,766
She ate lunch with me until
the residents made fun of her.
355
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,369
They called her
"janitor lunch-eater."
356
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,371
Not the most clever group.
357
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,408
Anyway,
358
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,744
I know you don't think about me
the way that I think about you,
359
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:30,548
and I never really believed that
you would or that you could.
360
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:34,618
But just pretending
for today somehow
361
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,855
made me feel good for a change.
362
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,058
I'm sorry.
363
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,262
You know what? It's OK.
364
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,998
I actually had a good time.
365
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,801
Thanks.
366
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,606
Elliot.
367
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,114
Kylie, I'm sorry. I hope
it's OK that I stopped by.
368
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,319
- What was that for?
- I was thinking about how patient you've been,
369
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,888
how right things feel.
370
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,423
Then you showed up,
and it feels like fate.
371
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,959
Wait, are you saying
that you're ready?
372
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,329
Awesome.
373
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,002
First, let me set the mood.
374
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,105
You're right, it is fate.
I was out with this girl tonight
375
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:31,408
that I could have had sex with,
but it was easy to blow her off.
376
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,245
I was excited to be with you.
377
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,648
Why have you stopped
lighting incense?
378
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,317
It makes the room
smell like Chinese rain.
379
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,654
You blew me off tonight
to be with some random girl?
380
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,091
She's not a random girl. I had a
crush on her long before I met you.
381
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:51,094
- I will kill you.
- You should go.
382
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:54,665
Trouble. If I didn't play my cards
right, I knew what could happen.
383
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,634
♪ The clouds in your eyes ♪
384
00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:01,605
♪ Down your face they pour ♪
385
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:05,276
♪ Won't you ♪
386
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,577
♪ Be the new one? ♪
387
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,713
♪ Burn to shine ♪
388
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:14,084
♪ I take the blue ones
every time ♪
389
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:18,322
♪ Walk me down
your broken line ♪
390
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:21,592
♪ All you have to do is cry ♪
391
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,127
♪ Yes, all you have
to do is cry ♪
392
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,797
Unfortunately,
that's what did happen.
393
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,332
See, that's the thing
about trying
394
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,669
to have your cake
and eating it too.
395
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,237
If you make
the slightest mistake,
396
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,706
you usually wind up
getting neither.
397
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,514
We can fix that.
398
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:55,693
You guys are out. You guys
are back in. Where's Margo?
399
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,395
At a Ludacris concert
with her birth mom.
400
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:03,601
I lose my van to him, and I
lose Margo to gangster rap.
401
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,703
Bad day.
402
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,875
Who wants to risk something
important just for a silly piece of cake?
403
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,344
I did it.
404
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,280
Cut off all ties
with Rosanna. Forever.
405
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,582
Baby, that took,
like, 20 seconds.
406
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,117
How'd you do that so quickly?
407
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,353
It was easy.
I told her I was married.
408
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:26,123
You've been talking to a girl
you used to sleep with,
409
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,726
and you never told her
you were married?
410
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,229
She never asks.
411
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,530
It's no big deal.
412
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:34,798
Because if you're lucky,
413
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,601
maybe you won't be married
for much longer.
414
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,039
Baby. Baby!
415
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,844
♪ Won't you be the new one? ♪
416
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:50,881
♪ Burn to shine ♪
417
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:55,352
♪ I take the blue ones
every time ♪
418
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:59,590
♪ Walk me down
your broken line ♪
419
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:04,160
♪ All you have to do is cry ♪