1 00:00:01,936 --> 00:00:04,269 Even though I was already an amazing doctor, 2 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:05,637 when I became chief resident, 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,373 I decided to add something extra to my repertoire. 4 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:09,575 A hook, if you will. 5 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,410 Mrs. MacCalla, 40s, moderately attractive, 6 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,745 condition improving. 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,481 Did you just say I was moderately attractive? 8 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,316 Excuse me, Mrs. MacCalla. 9 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:20,052 Patient's complaint of hearing loss 10 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,720 was clearly just to get attention. 11 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:25,691 Where'd you get the idea for the stupid tape recorder? 12 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,927 Dude, I love your new tape recorder. 13 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:32,297 You two are idiots. 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,901 Come on, Carla, I wanted a hook, and I only had one other idea. 15 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:38,070 Mr. Hawkins, the results of your tests are back, 16 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:41,173 - and you have... - Liver disease. Liver disease. 17 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,674 Sorry. That's all he can say. 18 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:45,710 You don't have liver disease. You have inoperable lung cancer. 19 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:49,748 - Liver disease. - If only, Chauncey. 20 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:52,417 Bottom line, a recorder won't fly away and break your heart. 21 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,720 I'm sorry. I'm just a little edgy 22 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,789 because my husband woke me up again last night, 23 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,957 and he knows once I'm up I can't go back to sleep. 24 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,627 Baby, I was quiet last night. 25 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,396 Oh! 26 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:08,834 Great, I'm awake. 27 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,135 Sorry about that, sweetness. 28 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,705 Um, since you're up, I was wondering if we could... 29 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:17,275 Are you crazy? No, Turk. I... 30 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,882 Gesundheit. 31 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,517 I love my new tape recorder. 32 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,753 Not only is it a timesaver, I can record my every thought. 33 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,789 I like toast. 34 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,256 They aren't all winners. 35 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:33,725 Still, as long as I have this thing, 36 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,462 I don't need to be in my head so much. 37 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:37,929 Excuse me. 38 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,432 Why did I say excuse me? He bumped into me. 39 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,601 I have to stop doing that. 40 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:43,735 Excuse me! 41 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,570 Frick! 42 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:49,508 I got you a blueberry muffin, but you don't like blueberries, so I picked them out. 43 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,377 People think Molly's off, but I totally get her. 44 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:55,146 She's like the big sister I always wanted. 45 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,914 She makes me feel better about myself. 46 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,584 They're so not finger toes. I mean, these are finger toes. 47 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,119 Yours are cute like French fries. 48 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:02,754 Really? 49 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:06,458 Yeah. I can do calligraphy with mine. 50 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,060 She looks after me. 51 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,594 Sorry, sorry! 52 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,369 She makes me do things I don't normally do. 53 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,041 ♪ All right ♪ 54 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,344 ♪ OK ♪ 55 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:27,579 ♪ All right ♪ 56 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,047 ♪ OK ♪ 57 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,183 She's the Peppermint Patty to my Marcie. 58 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,952 You know, minus the thick glasses 59 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:36,621 and the strong lesbian vibe. 60 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,292 Half of what rappers say doesn't make any sense. 61 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,694 Like that Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre song. 62 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,729 What does "still hittin' them corners 63 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,264 and those Ho Hos, girl" mean? 64 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,166 Many disadvantaged African-Americans 65 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,134 have limited nutritional choices. 66 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:53,237 Therefore, they must subsist on Ho Ho snack cakes. 67 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,906 It's a black thing, bro. 68 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,276 Actually, it's, "Still hittin' them corners in them low-lows, girl." 69 00:02:58,378 --> 00:02:59,778 Low-lows, not Ho Hos. 70 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,246 See, Turk, in the hood, a low-low is a low rider 71 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,649 or a car with an adjusted suspension that allows it 72 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,551 to bounce up and down. 73 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,686 And Dre and Snoop enjoy driving around together 74 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:11,489 in their low riders around the corners, or lizzle rizzles. 75 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:14,125 ♪ I'm representin' for them gangsters all across the world ♪ 76 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:16,694 ♪ Still hittin' them corners in them low-lows, girl ♪ 77 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,331 ♪ Still takin' my time to perfect the beat ♪ 78 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,535 Turk, you just got schooled on rap 79 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,403 by the two whitest chicks in America. 80 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,072 None of you can prove it. 81 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:28,707 I got it on tape. 82 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:47,892 There's Dr. Kelso. 83 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,028 OK, you're chief resident now, so say hi. 84 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,797 But don't stop, or you'll have to come up with something to say, 85 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,666 and you know you don't improvise well. 86 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,167 Hi, Dr. Kelso. 87 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:57,569 Dr. Reid. 88 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,472 I see you've trimmed your nose hair. 89 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,774 Frick on a stick! 90 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:06,411 Molly's nervous because her boyfriend's in town. 91 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,614 Mike's private, so when we go out to dinner 92 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,482 pretend I never told you personal stuff. 93 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,317 Gotcha. 94 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,852 Mike's got a curved peep. 95 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,054 - Whoa! - Whoa, whoa! 96 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,958 Watch your step there, little lady. 97 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,159 Thanks, Janitor. 98 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,761 He is so sweet. 99 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,564 But why doesn't he just put up a sign that says "wet floor"? 100 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:28,533 Ah! 101 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,970 Wet floor. 102 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,039 Sorry I'm late. I was recording some thoughts, 103 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,108 - and I slipped and fell. - Give me this. 104 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:39,477 Possible nicknames for Dr. Cox when we become best friends: 105 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:41,346 The Coxinator, Cox of Seagulls. 106 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,215 - Ah! - - Here it comes. 107 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:47,051 Another condescending rant about how we suck at our jobs. 108 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:48,887 Since you two have become chief residents, 109 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,089 I have noticed that your leadership skills are... 110 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,558 How can I put this delicately? Oooh. 111 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:54,525 ...crap! 112 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,328 - Oh, sir... - That is so not nice. 113 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,196 Some people say I'm a good leader. 114 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,899 Why don't you go ahead and get that young resident back there 115 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,101 - to come up here? - Easy. Lonnie? 116 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,570 Not right now. 117 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,339 Yes, sir? 118 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:11,376 Slap yourself very hard in the face then leave. 119 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,512 Anyway, 120 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:16,614 one of you two is going to speak at Grand Rounds today. 121 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,383 Here comes the part where he throws me to the wolves 122 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,952 to protect his little protégé. 123 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,521 Mo. 124 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,389 Barbie, you're up. 125 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,825 Perfect. 126 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:32,931 Our TV's working. Why are you reading? 127 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:35,800 I'm researching leadership techniques for my residents. 128 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:38,636 Well, you're better off watching good ol' Papa Smurf. 129 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:41,772 Yeah. He says leadership boils down to three things: 130 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:45,210 Smurfaration, smurfaration, smurf. 131 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,912 Preparation, inspiration and fear? 132 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,447 You know it. 133 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,817 Ooh, are we playing pillow feet again? 134 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,320 I'm not waking Carla tonight. 135 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,663 Turk. 136 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,799 I'm sorry, baby. 137 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,400 So you're definitely up now, huh? 138 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:10,335 Yes. 139 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,839 That's it. 140 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:17,476 From now on, you and I are going to bed at the same time. 141 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,310 OK, that's fine. But you know what, baby? 142 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,212 Since you're up, I was wondering... 143 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:24,048 No, Turk! I can't believe that you... 144 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,126 Oh, my God! 145 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,462 How does she eat like that and stay so thin? 146 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,765 If I didn't love her, I'd spread rumors that she's bulimic. 147 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,267 So how's it going? 148 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:45,704 I'm freaking out about Grand Rounds. Cox hung me out to dry again. 149 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,706 You'll be fine. Just do what I do, fake it till you make it. 150 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:51,442 Like when a guy's bad in bed, and you pretend he's awesome 151 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:52,978 so he doesn't go to a special store, 152 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,914 buy a weird pump and accidentally run into your dad? 153 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,382 Kind of. 154 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,150 See Dr. Kelso there? 155 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,820 I have to justify my program for our psychotic homeless population. 156 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,724 Am I scared to go over to his table of stuffy fat guys 157 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,092 'cause I know they're just gonna stare at my chest? 158 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,995 Of course. 159 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,796 But... 160 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,565 ...I'm just gonna act confident, 161 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,600 and they're gonna believe that I'm confident. 162 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:17,902 Wow. 163 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:21,673 Excuse me. Yep, those are my boobs. 164 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,008 Have you had time to go over my proposal? 165 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,912 Ah, yes. Medical care for crazy homeless people. 166 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,447 - Sounds like a moneymaker. - You know it's a good idea. 167 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:32,817 As I watched Molly shielding her boobs and working her magic, 168 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:35,086 I realized she wasn't just my friend. 169 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,990 She's the mentor I've always been looking for. 170 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:44,128 Check out my man getting his leadership on. 171 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,497 First he hits them with a little preparation. 172 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,966 Any questions about evolving treatment therapies? 173 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,336 Next, inspiration. 174 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:55,040 You guys all have the potential to be amazing doctors. 175 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,874 And finally, a dose of fear. 176 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,977 OK. I'll see you guys. 177 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,746 - Ah! - Ah! 178 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,280 OK, fear might need a little work, 179 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,849 but otherwise, smurftastic! 180 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,986 - That's how I smurf, baby. - Mmm, Smurfette. 181 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:10,688 Blue boobies. 182 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,295 Who wants another beer? 183 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,697 Turk, it's bedtime. 184 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:25,236 Baby, when you said we'd go to sleep at the same time, 185 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,972 I thought you meant you'd stay up until I went to sleep. 186 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,775 Turk, that's crazy talk. 187 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:34,512 But the guys are here, and it's the ninth inning. 188 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,682 Gentlemen, a moment for our fallen comrade. 189 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:49,293 How, uh... how old is this patient? 190 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,629 - Seventy-nine. - Uh-huh. 191 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,099 And how old would you say he was 192 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,633 when you started this procedure? 193 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:58,069 The more I thought about how awesome Molly is, 194 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,971 the more I got sick of Dr. Cox's crap. 195 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,006 Oh, my God. I could fly to China, 196 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:04,642 adopt a child, raise her and send her to medical school 197 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,378 and then train her to do this procedure 198 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,512 in the time it's taken you to finish it. 199 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,448 Enough! He's never been there for you. 200 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,351 Burn this bridge once and for all. 201 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,454 - Barbie, honest to God... - You know what, Dr. Cox? 202 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,290 I have so had it with this whole macho alpha-male thing, 203 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:23,194 and I have heard every tired, recycled putdown you have in you. 204 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:25,864 So save your stupid lessons for someone who gives a frick, 205 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,867 because I don't want to see you or that stupid poodle perm 206 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:32,036 unless it's walking away from me. 207 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,338 God, that felt great! 208 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,676 Hopefully, it won't have ramifications for anyone else. 209 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,678 ♪ I'm feeling so good today ♪ 210 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,716 ♪ I still feel good ♪ 211 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,519 ♪ 'Cause nobody saw me fall ♪ 212 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:51,623 That sound you're hearing is my residents' respect. 213 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,924 It feels good. 214 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,158 Gloria! 215 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,360 You were supposed to start pre-rounds at 7:00. 216 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:57,896 It's now 7:03. 217 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,164 I'm sorry I'm late. But I was singing, and I fell. 218 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,266 And I know I've used the falling excuse before, 219 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:03,634 but it happened again. 220 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:06,237 Look, I know the only thing you've ever been responsible for 221 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,039 was picking which Duran Duran cover band 222 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,841 would play at your sorority formal, 223 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,476 but you're supposed to be teaching. 224 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,478 So how's about you learn how to walk, 225 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:17,282 ditch the tape recorder and act like you got a pair! 226 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,550 Mah-ha! 227 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:22,787 Kill Lonnie. 228 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,525 I felt great after telling Dr. Cox off. Why? 229 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,661 Because I knew I had someone to support me, 230 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:34,065 someone to look up to, someone pretty amazing. 231 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,837 Wow! 232 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,273 That outfit would look better on my floor. 233 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,942 Mistake. 234 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,777 Uh! No! 235 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,546 Not the Lasso of Truth! 236 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:53,218 I once had a threesome, and not the cool kind. 237 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,952 Mm-hmm. 238 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,756 Hey, we gotta do dinner another night. 239 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,857 - How come? - Well, Mike got up early, 240 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,892 and he wanted to read the paper, and I don't get it. 241 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,462 He went to the neighbor's, and they don't get it either. 242 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,497 So he broke into their garage, stole their car 243 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,299 and wrapped it around a pole. 244 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,168 - Oh, my God! Is he OK? - I've been better. 245 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,738 Oh, sorry. Mike, Elliot. Elliot, Mike. 246 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,875 - Oh. Great. - I'll be right in. 247 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:20,711 Elliot, I'm sorry. 248 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,747 You don't have to say anything. I know how it is 249 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,182 when you think a guy's great and he ends up being a thief. 250 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,085 Relationships are never perfect, 251 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,819 and Mike's got a lot of potential. 252 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,955 He's got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. 253 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,257 My God, my mentor's a crazy person. 254 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,992 - Molly! - Coming, babe. 255 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:36,661 So, uh, rain check on the dinner. 256 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,963 Yeah. 257 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,431 Watching Molly, 258 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,868 I found myself asking the same questions I always do. 259 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,304 Did I line up behind the wrong person? 260 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,641 Am I too much of a wimp? 261 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:52,043 Oh, my God! What a catch! 262 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,748 Will people around here ever respect me? 263 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,050 Guys. 264 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:03,287 Guys. Guys! 265 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,657 Unfortunately, I closed the door on the creep 266 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,426 who used to occasionally give me answers. 267 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,062 I just had to hope that I hadn't closed it for good. 268 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,365 Uh, Dr. Cox, do you have a sec? 269 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,275 It's gonna be OK, sweetie. 270 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:28,045 As I watched Molly gently stroke the hand of a convicted felon, 271 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,614 I had to admit, his eyes were stunning. 272 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,918 Still, I couldn't help but think what the next few years would be like 273 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,319 if she was my mentor. 274 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,922 The police caught this guy robbing a liquor store. 275 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,423 His tox screen came back positive 276 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,991 for methamphetamines and cocaine. 277 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:45,296 - OK, what should I do? - Make out with him. He's such a catch. 278 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,703 Hi. I'm Dr. Reid. 279 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,580 What's up? 280 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,815 Dr. Cox went ballistic in front of my residents. 281 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,985 Now I've lost my mojo. Check this out. 282 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,153 Ahhh! 283 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,255 - Hey, J.D. - You see? There's no fear. 284 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,757 - Can you help a brother out? - I've got my own problems. 285 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,059 I've got a bedtime again. 286 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,760 I haven't had a bedtime in 12 years. 287 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,529 You had a bedtime when you were 17? 288 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,030 Not every night. On the weekends, 289 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,099 I didn't have to be in bed by 11, just in my room. 290 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,868 That's way cooler. 291 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,905 Carla's setting a record on being a major pain in the ass, and I can't help you. 292 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:32,376 Carla's setting a record on being a major pain in the ass, and I can't help you. 293 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,247 OK, here's what you do. 294 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,618 OK, you can't bend that way anymore, 295 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,753 'cause when you do, that last vertebrae sticks out 296 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,089 and makes you look like a prehistoric camel. 297 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:48,792 - What are you thinking? - Same ol', same ol'. 298 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,162 - Camel butt? - Yeah. 299 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,264 Hey, Carla, can you warn everyone that Mike 300 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,566 gets a little handsy when he's on the painkillers? 301 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,904 - Dr. Vaji already told us. - It was horrible. 302 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,573 - Oh. - Um, want to grab some lunch? 303 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,777 Oh, um, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm, uh, busy. 304 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,778 OK. 305 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,313 I felt bad, 306 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,749 but it was time to start pulling away. 307 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,451 - Dr. Cox. - Hold on. 308 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,855 Bob, did you happen to order any of the pain in the ass? 309 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,024 - No. - We didn't order any of the pain in the ass. 310 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:23,027 - You yelled at me in front of my residents. - I didn't. 311 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,695 How about you learn how to walk, 312 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:27,031 ditch the tape recorder and act like you got a pair! 313 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,499 I'll let you two talk. 314 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,034 Oh, and, Perry, 315 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,336 I would be remiss if I didn't tell you that earlier 316 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,105 I wish I had said, "I must've ordered 317 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,073 the pain in the ass seeing as you're there." 318 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,008 Here I was thinking the same thing, Bob. 319 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,577 Let's do this again. 320 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,246 Tell you what there, Gidget, 321 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,514 if you promise to leave right now, 322 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,284 I won't yell at you in front of your peons anymore. 323 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,652 You ruined my credibility! 324 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,021 Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not messed up. 325 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,522 Fair enough. 326 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,857 Later on today when you are with your residents, 327 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,092 I'll come up for something. 328 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,261 You'll tell me you're too busy in a manly way, 329 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,363 and I will contritely turn around and walk out 330 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,766 with my tail between my legs. Problem solved. 331 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,335 - Can you pull off contrite? - Can you pull off manly way? 332 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,337 Should've seen that coming. 333 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,207 Oh, hey, Turk, would you pour me a cup of decaf, please? 334 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,741 We gotta go to bed early tonight. 335 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,977 I'll have some of that decaf, son. 336 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,113 No, sir. See, this is regular. 337 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,281 Yeah. I gotta give Carla the strong stuff 338 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,250 just to keep her awake so I can stay up later. 339 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:23,254 Ah, drugging your own wife. Been there. 340 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,522 Careful, though. 341 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,590 It starts out with coffee. Next thing you know, 342 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,692 you're rooting around for an adrenaline shot 343 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,828 to counteract a Valium overdose. 344 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,702 - Your coffee, my love. - Thank you, my husband. 345 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,607 What a fun day. 346 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,513 Hey, camel butt. 347 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,282 I heard you and Carla talking earlier. 348 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,285 Frick on a stick with a brick! Just leave. 349 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,253 Oh, whoa now. 350 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:59,557 What happened to... what happened to feisty Barbie? 351 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,859 You know, it took me a hell of a lot to shake off 352 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,028 that tongue-lashing you gave me yesterday. 353 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,064 Well, yesterday I had a mentor, but she turned out to be insane. 354 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,200 How am I supposed to take professional advice 355 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,302 from somebody who can't hold together their personal life? 356 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,872 Look, I know you and I have never really connected. 357 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,341 Maybe that's because you're relentlessly annoying, 358 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,610 or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate 359 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,913 relentlessly annoying people. I don't know. 360 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:25,749 But answer me one question. Do you think I'm a good teacher? 361 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,285 - To some people. - Fair enough. 362 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,888 Why don't we go ahead and take a look at my personal life? 363 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,290 I am in love with a woman that I hate, 364 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,993 my two-year-old son calls me Pewwy, 365 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,563 and this is something that I've never actually shared 366 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,064 with anybody before, 367 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,434 but on Saturday nights, I like to throw on a nice dress, 368 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,735 go out to dive bars 369 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,838 and insist that everybody call me Mrs. Haberdasher. 370 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,574 No, you don't. 371 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,709 Well, even if I did, it wouldn't really matter 372 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,646 since that has nothing to do with how good of a teacher I am. 373 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,414 Stick with me here, Barbie. 374 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,350 The point is that if you've found somebody 375 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,884 who makes you believe in yourself 376 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,121 as much as you did yesterday, well... 377 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,724 ...I would think twice before I wrote that person off. 378 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,763 OK, everybody, gather around, please. 379 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,999 Newbie, I need to talk to you. 380 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,934 I'm a little busy right now, Perry. 381 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:21,405 Oh. My fault. I'll come back later. 382 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,375 Oh, and another thing. 383 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:28,412 From now on, I'd prefer it if you'd address me as Dr. Dorian. 384 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,447 Are you really doing this? 385 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,815 You bet your ass I am. 386 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,284 And from now on, if you have a problem with me, 387 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,020 you come see me in private, not in front of my boys. 388 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,056 My boys got enough to worry about. 389 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,358 Wrap it up there, Bingo. 390 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,927 I simply will not tolerate it, Perry! 391 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,895 And neither will my boys. 392 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,798 The next minute you find yourself alone, 393 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,666 I'm gonna kill you. 394 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:52,603 It was worth it. 395 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,041 Lonnie, slap the face. 396 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,176 All of you, slap your faces. 397 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,946 Awesome. 398 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,719 Hmm? 399 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,487 Who...? Wha...? 400 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,989 Ooh. 401 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,657 It's morning already? 402 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,492 No, but I could see how you think that, 403 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,062 being that it's light out and we're in bed. 404 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,598 Baby, since we've got married, 405 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,000 I've done every little thing you've asked me to do. 406 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,703 But I will not have my woman tell me 407 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,272 when I need to go to bed, OK? 408 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,574 - OK. - Really? That quick? 409 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,210 I love it when you're all, 410 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,811 "My woman this, my woman that." 411 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,581 That's what I thought. 412 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,252 - Good night. - Uh-uh. 413 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,223 Can we leave the lights on? 414 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,891 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 415 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,461 Oh, yeah. 416 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,133 Hey, Molly? 417 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,035 I was wondering if I could get your advice, 418 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,803 if you're not too busy with Mike. 419 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,306 Well, actually, we decided to take a little break. 420 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:05,008 - How long? - Two to five years. 421 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,578 Ah. 422 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,080 I freaked you out a little bit with him, didn't I? 423 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,015 I try not to judge. 424 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,151 I know I should know better. I'm a shrink. 425 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,120 But show me a guy who wants to get married and has a good job, 426 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,722 and it's like snoozeville for me. 427 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,258 But if you know a 35-year-old who still lives at home 428 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,193 and he still thinks his band can make it, 429 00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,530 tell me where to meet him so I can buy him dinner. 430 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,966 Listening to Molly made me realize a person 431 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,535 doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need. 432 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:36,039 Yeah. I've dated some pretty immature guys too. 433 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,743 Hello, tiny ladies. 434 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,145 I don't believe we've met. 435 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:44,215 I'm the world's most giant doctor. 436 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,615 Nice to... 437 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,118 As I watched Elliot and Molly walk off 438 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,620 and thought about how Lonnie was a much less stable 439 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,256 giant doctor base than Turk, 440 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,691 I realized how important it is 441 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,594 to have someone close to you that you can count on. 442 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,795 Whoa! 443 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:03,467 Ow! Lonnie! Damn you! 444 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:07,204 Especially if that someone is a resident that can keep Dr. Cox from killing you. 445 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,205 Not in front of my boys. 446 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,874 This is Lonnie. He's one of my boys. 447 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,314 Not sure what that means. See you later. 448 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,850 Sometimes you have to keep people closer 449 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,886 - than you'd like. - That was too easy. 450 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,492 No way I'm doing that seven nights a week. 451 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:36,400 In my case, it was best just to keep my distance. 452 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:41,438 May I have a word with you? Go. 453 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,775 I wonder if we're going to a happy place. 454 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,940 Bye-bye.