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Even though I was
already an amazing doctor,
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when I became
chief resident,
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I decided to add something
extra to my repertoire.
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A hook, if you will.
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Mrs. MacCalla, 40s,
moderately attractive,
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condition improving.
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Did you just say I was
moderately attractive?
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Excuse me,
Mrs. MacCalla.
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Patient's complaint
of hearing loss
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was clearly
just to get attention.
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Where'd you get the idea
for the stupid tape recorder?
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Dude, I love
your new tape recorder.
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You two are idiots.
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Come on, Carla, I wanted a hook,
and I only had one other idea.
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Mr. Hawkins, the results
of your tests are back,
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- and you have...
- Liver disease. Liver disease.
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Sorry.
That's all he can say.
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You don't have liver disease.
You have inoperable lung cancer.
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- Liver disease.
- If only, Chauncey.
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Bottom line, a recorder won't
fly away and break your heart.
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I'm sorry.
I'm just a little edgy
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because my husband woke
me up again last night,
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and he knows once I'm up
I can't go back to sleep.
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Baby, I was quiet
last night.
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Oh!
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Great, I'm awake.
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Sorry about that,
sweetness.
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Um, since you're up,
I was wondering if we could...
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Are you crazy?
No, Turk. I...
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Gesundheit.
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I love
my new tape recorder.
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Not only is it a timesaver,
I can record my every thought.
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I like toast.
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They aren't all winners.
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Still, as long
as I have this thing,
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I don't need to be
in my head so much.
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Excuse me.
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Why did I say
excuse me? He bumped into me.
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I have to stop doing that.
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Excuse me!
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Frick!
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I got you a blueberry muffin, but you don't
like blueberries, so I picked them out.
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People think Molly's
off, but I totally get her.
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She's like the big sister
I always wanted.
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She makes me feel
better about myself.
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They're so not finger toes.
I mean, these are finger toes.
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Yours are cute
like French fries.
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Really?
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Yeah. I can do
calligraphy with mine.
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She looks after me.
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Sorry, sorry!
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She makes me do things
I don't normally do.
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ OK ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ OK ♪
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She's the
Peppermint Patty to my Marcie.
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You know, minus
the thick glasses
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and the strong
lesbian vibe.
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Half of what rappers say
doesn't make any sense.
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Like that Snoop Dogg,
Dr. Dre song.
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What does
"still hittin' them corners
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and those Ho Hos, girl" mean?
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Many disadvantaged
African-Americans
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have limited
nutritional choices.
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Therefore, they must subsist
on Ho Ho snack cakes.
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It's a black thing, bro.
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Actually, it's, "Still hittin' them
corners in them low-lows, girl."
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Low-lows, not Ho Hos.
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See, Turk, in the hood,
a low-low is a low rider
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or a car with an adjusted
suspension that allows it
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to bounce up and down.
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And Dre and Snoop enjoy
driving around together
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in their low riders around
the corners, or lizzle rizzles.
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♪ I'm representin' for them
gangsters all across the world ♪
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♪ Still hittin' them corners
in them low-lows, girl ♪
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♪ Still takin' my time
to perfect the beat ♪
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Turk, you just got
schooled on rap
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by the two whitest chicks
in America.
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None of you can prove it.
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I got it on tape.
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There's Dr. Kelso.
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OK, you're chief resident now,
so say hi.
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But don't stop, or you'll have to
come up with something to say,
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and you know you
don't improvise well.
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Hi, Dr. Kelso.
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Dr. Reid.
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I see you've trimmed
your nose hair.
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Frick on a stick!
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Molly's nervous because
her boyfriend's in town.
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Mike's private,
so when we go out to dinner
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pretend I never told you
personal stuff.
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Gotcha.
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Mike's got
a curved peep.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa!
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Watch your step there,
little lady.
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Thanks, Janitor.
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He is so sweet.
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But why doesn't he just put
up a sign that says "wet floor"?
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Ah!
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Wet floor.
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Sorry I'm late.
I was recording some thoughts,
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- and I slipped and fell.
- Give me this.
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Possible nicknames for Dr.
Cox when we become best friends:
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The Coxinator,
Cox of Seagulls.
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- Ah!
- - Here it comes.
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Another condescending rant
about how we suck at our jobs.
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Since you two have
become chief residents,
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I have noticed that
your leadership skills are...
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How can I put this
delicately? Oooh.
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...crap!
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- Oh, sir...
- That is so not nice.
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Some people say
I'm a good leader.
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Why don't you go ahead and get
that young resident back there
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- to come up here?
- Easy. Lonnie?
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Not right now.
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Yes, sir?
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Slap yourself very hard
in the face then leave.
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Anyway,
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one of you two is going to
speak at Grand Rounds today.
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Here comes the part where
he throws me to the wolves
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to protect his
little protégé.
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Mo.
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Barbie, you're up.
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Perfect.
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Our TV's working.
Why are you reading?
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I'm researching leadership
techniques for my residents.
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Well, you're better off
watching good ol' Papa Smurf.
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Yeah. He says leadership
boils down to three things:
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Smurfaration,
smurfaration, smurf.
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Preparation,
inspiration and fear?
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You know it.
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Ooh, are we playing
pillow feet again?
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I'm not waking
Carla tonight.
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Turk.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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So you're definitely
up now, huh?
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Yes.
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That's it.
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From now on, you and I are
going to bed at the same time.
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OK, that's fine.
But you know what, baby?
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Since you're up,
I was wondering...
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No, Turk! I can't
believe that you...
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Oh, my God!
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How does she eat like that
and stay so thin?
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If I didn't love her, I'd spread
rumors that she's bulimic.
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So how's it going?
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I'm freaking out about Grand
Rounds. Cox hung me out to dry again.
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You'll be fine. Just do what
I do, fake it till you make it.
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Like when a guy's bad in bed,
and you pretend he's awesome
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so he doesn't go
to a special store,
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buy a weird pump and
accidentally run into your dad?
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Kind of.
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See Dr. Kelso there?
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I have to justify my program for
our psychotic homeless population.
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Am I scared to go over to
his table of stuffy fat guys
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'cause I know they're
just gonna stare at my chest?
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Of course.
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But...
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...I'm just gonna
act confident,
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and they're gonna believe
that I'm confident.
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Wow.
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Excuse me. Yep,
those are my boobs.
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Have you had time
to go over my proposal?
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Ah, yes. Medical care
for crazy homeless people.
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- Sounds like a moneymaker.
- You know it's a good idea.
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As I watched Molly shielding
her boobs and working her magic,
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I realized she wasn't
just my friend.
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She's the mentor I've
always been looking for.
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Check out my man
getting his leadership on.
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First he hits them
with a little preparation.
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Any questions about
evolving treatment therapies?
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Next, inspiration.
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You guys all have the potential
to be amazing doctors.
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And finally,
a dose of fear.
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OK. I'll see you guys.
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- Ah!
- Ah!
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OK, fear might need
a little work,
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but otherwise,
smurftastic!
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- That's how I smurf, baby.
- Mmm, Smurfette.
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Blue boobies.
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Who wants another beer?
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Turk, it's bedtime.
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Baby, when you said we'd
go to sleep at the same time,
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I thought you meant you'd
stay up until I went to sleep.
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Turk, that's crazy talk.
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But the guys are here,
and it's the ninth inning.
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Gentlemen, a moment
for our fallen comrade.
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How, uh... how old
is this patient?
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- Seventy-nine.
- Uh-huh.
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And how old
would you say he was
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when you started
this procedure?
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The more I thought
about how awesome Molly is,
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the more I got sick
of Dr. Cox's crap.
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Oh, my God.
I could fly to China,
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adopt a child, raise her
and send her to medical school
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and then train her
to do this procedure
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in the time it's taken you
to finish it.
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Enough!
He's never been there for you.
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Burn this bridge
once and for all.
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- Barbie, honest to God...
- You know what, Dr. Cox?
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I have so had it with this
whole macho alpha-male thing,
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and I have heard every tired,
recycled putdown you have in you.
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So save your stupid lessons
for someone who gives a frick,
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because I don't want to see you
or that stupid poodle perm
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unless it's walking
away from me.
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God, that felt great!
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Hopefully, it won't have
ramifications for anyone else.
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♪ I'm feeling so good today ♪
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♪ I still feel good ♪
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♪ 'Cause nobody saw me fall ♪
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That sound you're hearing
is my residents' respect.
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It feels good.
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Gloria!
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You were supposed to start
pre-rounds at 7:00.
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It's now 7:03.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
But I was singing, and I fell.
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And I know I've used
the falling excuse before,
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but it happened again.
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Look, I know the only thing
you've ever been responsible for
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was picking which
Duran Duran cover band
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would play at your
sorority formal,
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but you're
supposed to be teaching.
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So how's about
you learn how to walk,
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ditch the tape recorder
and act like you got a pair!
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Mah-ha!
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Kill Lonnie.
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I felt great after
telling Dr. Cox off. Why?
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Because I knew I had
someone to support me,
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someone to look up to,
someone pretty amazing.
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Wow!
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That outfit would look
better on my floor.
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Mistake.
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Uh! No!
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Not the Lasso of Truth!
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I once had a threesome,
and not the cool kind.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, we gotta do dinner
another night.
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- How come?
- Well, Mike got up early,
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and he wanted to read the paper,
and I don't get it.
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He went to the neighbor's,
and they don't get it either.
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So he broke into their garage,
stole their car
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and wrapped it
around a pole.
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- Oh, my God! Is he OK?
- I've been better.
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Oh, sorry.
Mike, Elliot. Elliot, Mike.
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- Oh. Great.
- I'll be right in.
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Elliot, I'm sorry.
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00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,747
You don't have to say anything.
I know how it is
249
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,182
when you think a guy's great
and he ends up being a thief.
250
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,085
Relationships
are never perfect,
251
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,819
and Mike's got
a lot of potential.
252
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,955
He's got the most beautiful
eyes I've ever seen.
253
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,257
My God,
my mentor's a crazy person.
254
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,992
- Molly!
- Coming, babe.
255
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:36,661
So, uh, rain check
on the dinner.
256
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,963
Yeah.
257
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,431
Watching Molly,
258
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,868
I found myself asking
the same questions I always do.
259
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,304
Did I line up
behind the wrong person?
260
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,641
Am I too much of a wimp?
261
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:52,043
Oh, my God!
What a catch!
262
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,748
Will people
around here ever respect me?
263
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,050
Guys.
264
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:03,287
Guys. Guys!
265
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,657
Unfortunately,
I closed the door on the creep
266
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,426
who used to occasionally
give me answers.
267
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,062
I just had to hope that I
hadn't closed it for good.
268
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,365
Uh, Dr. Cox,
do you have a sec?
269
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,275
It's gonna be OK,
sweetie.
270
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:28,045
As I watched Molly gently stroke
the hand of a convicted felon,
271
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,614
I had to admit,
his eyes were stunning.
272
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,918
Still, I couldn't help but think what
the next few years would be like
273
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,319
if she was my mentor.
274
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,922
The police caught this guy
robbing a liquor store.
275
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,423
His tox screen
came back positive
276
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,991
for methamphetamines
and cocaine.
277
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:45,296
- OK, what should I do?
- Make out with him. He's such a catch.
278
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,703
Hi. I'm Dr. Reid.
279
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,580
What's up?
280
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,815
Dr. Cox went ballistic
in front of my residents.
281
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,985
Now I've lost my mojo.
Check this out.
282
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,153
Ahhh!
283
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,255
- Hey, J.D.
- You see? There's no fear.
284
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,757
- Can you help a brother out?
- I've got my own problems.
285
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,059
I've got a bedtime again.
286
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,760
I haven't had a bedtime
in 12 years.
287
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,529
You had a bedtime
when you were 17?
288
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,030
Not every night.
On the weekends,
289
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,099
I didn't have to be in bed
by 11, just in my room.
290
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,868
That's way cooler.
291
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,905
Carla's setting a record on being a major
pain in the ass, and I can't help you.
292
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:32,376
Carla's setting a record on being a major
pain in the ass, and I can't help you.
293
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,247
OK, here's what you do.
294
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,618
OK, you can't
bend that way anymore,
295
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,753
'cause when you do,
that last vertebrae sticks out
296
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,089
and makes you look
like a prehistoric camel.
297
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:48,792
- What are you thinking?
- Same ol', same ol'.
298
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,162
- Camel butt?
- Yeah.
299
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,264
Hey, Carla, can you
warn everyone that Mike
300
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,566
gets a little handsy
when he's on the painkillers?
301
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,904
- Dr. Vaji already told us.
- It was horrible.
302
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,573
- Oh.
- Um, want to grab some lunch?
303
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,777
Oh, um, I'm sorry, I can't.
I'm, uh, busy.
304
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,778
OK.
305
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,313
I felt bad,
306
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,749
but it was time
to start pulling away.
307
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,451
- Dr. Cox.
- Hold on.
308
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,855
Bob, did you happen to order
any of the pain in the ass?
309
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,024
- No.
- We didn't order any of the pain in the ass.
310
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:23,027
- You yelled at me in front of my residents.
- I didn't.
311
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,695
How about
you learn how to walk,
312
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:27,031
ditch the tape recorder
and act like you got a pair!
313
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,499
I'll let you two talk.
314
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,034
Oh, and, Perry,
315
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,336
I would be remiss if I
didn't tell you that earlier
316
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,105
I wish I had said,
"I must've ordered
317
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,073
the pain in the ass
seeing as you're there."
318
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,008
Here I was thinking
the same thing, Bob.
319
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,577
Let's do this again.
320
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,246
Tell you what there, Gidget,
321
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,514
if you promise
to leave right now,
322
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,284
I won't yell at you in
front of your peons anymore.
323
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,652
You ruined
my credibility!
324
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,021
Look me in the eyes and tell me
that's not messed up.
325
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,522
Fair enough.
326
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,857
Later on today when you
are with your residents,
327
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,092
I'll come up for something.
328
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,261
You'll tell me you're
too busy in a manly way,
329
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,363
and I will contritely
turn around and walk out
330
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,766
with my tail between my legs.
Problem solved.
331
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,335
- Can you pull off contrite?
- Can you pull off manly way?
332
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,337
Should've seen that coming.
333
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,207
Oh, hey, Turk, would you
pour me a cup of decaf, please?
334
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,741
We gotta go to bed
early tonight.
335
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,977
I'll have some
of that decaf, son.
336
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,113
No, sir.
See, this is regular.
337
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,281
Yeah. I gotta give Carla
the strong stuff
338
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,250
just to keep her awake
so I can stay up later.
339
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:23,254
Ah, drugging your own wife.
Been there.
340
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,522
Careful, though.
341
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,590
It starts out with coffee.
Next thing you know,
342
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,692
you're rooting around
for an adrenaline shot
343
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,828
to counteract
a Valium overdose.
344
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,702
- Your coffee, my love.
- Thank you, my husband.
345
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,607
What a fun day.
346
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,513
Hey, camel butt.
347
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,282
I heard you and Carla
talking earlier.
348
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,285
Frick on a stick
with a brick! Just leave.
349
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,253
Oh, whoa now.
350
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:59,557
What happened to...
what happened to feisty Barbie?
351
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,859
You know, it took me
a hell of a lot to shake off
352
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,028
that tongue-lashing
you gave me yesterday.
353
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,064
Well, yesterday I had a mentor,
but she turned out to be insane.
354
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,200
How am I supposed to take
professional advice
355
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,302
from somebody who can't hold
together their personal life?
356
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,872
Look, I know you and I
have never really connected.
357
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,341
Maybe that's because
you're relentlessly annoying,
358
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,610
or maybe it's my fault
because I can't tolerate
359
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,913
relentlessly annoying people.
I don't know.
360
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:25,749
But answer me one question.
Do you think I'm a good teacher?
361
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,285
- To some people.
- Fair enough.
362
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,888
Why don't we go ahead and take
a look at my personal life?
363
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,290
I am in love with a woman
that I hate,
364
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,993
my two-year-old son
calls me Pewwy,
365
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,563
and this is something that
I've never actually shared
366
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,064
with anybody before,
367
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,434
but on Saturday nights,
I like to throw on a nice dress,
368
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,735
go out to dive bars
369
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,838
and insist that everybody
call me Mrs. Haberdasher.
370
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,574
No, you don't.
371
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,709
Well, even if I did,
it wouldn't really matter
372
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,646
since that has nothing to do
with how good of a teacher I am.
373
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,414
Stick with me here, Barbie.
374
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,350
The point is that
if you've found somebody
375
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,884
who makes you
believe in yourself
376
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,121
as much as you did
yesterday, well...
377
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,724
...I would think twice
before I wrote that person off.
378
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,763
OK, everybody,
gather around, please.
379
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,999
Newbie, I need
to talk to you.
380
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,934
I'm a little busy
right now, Perry.
381
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:21,405
Oh. My fault.
I'll come back later.
382
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,375
Oh, and another thing.
383
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:28,412
From now on, I'd prefer it if
you'd address me as Dr. Dorian.
384
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,447
Are you
really doing this?
385
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,815
You bet your ass I am.
386
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,284
And from now on, if you
have a problem with me,
387
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,020
you come see me in private,
not in front of my boys.
388
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,056
My boys got enough
to worry about.
389
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,358
Wrap it up there, Bingo.
390
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,927
I simply will not
tolerate it, Perry!
391
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,895
And neither will my boys.
392
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,798
The next minute you
find yourself alone,
393
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,666
I'm gonna kill you.
394
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:52,603
It was worth it.
395
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,041
Lonnie, slap the face.
396
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,176
All of you, slap your faces.
397
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,946
Awesome.
398
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,719
Hmm?
399
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,487
Who...? Wha...?
400
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,989
Ooh.
401
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,657
It's morning already?
402
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,492
No, but I could see
how you think that,
403
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,062
being that it's light out
and we're in bed.
404
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,598
Baby, since we've got married,
405
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,000
I've done every little thing
you've asked me to do.
406
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,703
But I will not
have my woman tell me
407
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,272
when I need
to go to bed, OK?
408
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,574
- OK.
- Really? That quick?
409
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,210
I love it
when you're all,
410
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,811
"My woman this,
my woman that."
411
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,581
That's what I thought.
412
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,252
- Good night.
- Uh-uh.
413
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,223
Can we leave
the lights on?
414
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,891
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
415
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,461
Oh, yeah.
416
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,133
Hey, Molly?
417
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,035
I was wondering
if I could get your advice,
418
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,803
if you're not too busy
with Mike.
419
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,306
Well, actually, we decided
to take a little break.
420
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:05,008
- How long?
- Two to five years.
421
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,578
Ah.
422
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,080
I freaked you out a little bit
with him, didn't I?
423
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,015
I try not to judge.
424
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,151
I know I should know better.
I'm a shrink.
425
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,120
But show me a guy who wants to
get married and has a good job,
426
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,722
and it's like snoozeville
for me.
427
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,258
But if you know a 35-year-old
who still lives at home
428
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,193
and he still thinks
his band can make it,
429
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,530
tell me where to meet him
so I can buy him dinner.
430
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,966
Listening to Molly
made me realize a person
431
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,535
doesn't have to be perfect
to be exactly what you need.
432
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:36,039
Yeah. I've dated some
pretty immature guys too.
433
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,743
Hello, tiny ladies.
434
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,145
I don't believe we've met.
435
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:44,215
I'm the world's
most giant doctor.
436
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,615
Nice to...
437
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,118
As I watched Elliot
and Molly walk off
438
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,620
and thought about how Lonnie
was a much less stable
439
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,256
giant doctor base than Turk,
440
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,691
I realized how
important it is
441
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,594
to have someone close to you
that you can count on.
442
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,795
Whoa!
443
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:03,467
Ow! Lonnie!
Damn you!
444
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:07,204
Especially if that someone is a resident
that can keep Dr. Cox from killing you.
445
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,205
Not in front of my boys.
446
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,874
This is Lonnie.
He's one of my boys.
447
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,314
Not sure what that means.
See you later.
448
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,850
Sometimes you
have to keep people closer
449
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,886
- than you'd like.
- That was too easy.
450
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,492
No way I'm doing that
seven nights a week.
451
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:36,400
In my case, it was best
just to keep my distance.
452
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:41,438
May I have a word with you? Go.
453
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,775
I wonder if we're
going to a happy place.
454
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,940
Bye-bye.