1 00:00:04,866 --> 00:00:07,524 [ whirring] 2 00:00:07,628 --> 00:00:10,286 [ snoring] 3 00:00:13,772 --> 00:00:15,118 Whoa! 4 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:18,708 [ whirring] 5 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:21,504 [ kids laughing] 6 00:00:22,263 --> 00:00:24,024 [ dog barks] 7 00:00:26,888 --> 00:00:28,614 [ giggles] 8 00:00:28,718 --> 00:00:31,548 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 9 00:00:31,652 --> 00:00:33,964 and NICKELODEON 10 00:00:35,759 --> 00:00:37,830 [ whirring] 11 00:00:37,934 --> 00:00:39,591 [ squeals] 12 00:00:55,331 --> 00:00:56,642 [ yawns] 13 00:00:57,471 --> 00:00:59,852 [ yawns] 14 00:01:03,994 --> 00:01:05,444 [ laughs] 15 00:01:05,548 --> 00:01:08,689 That is the funniest-looking doggie I ever seed. 16 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:11,036 That's 'cause it's not a doggie, Chuckie. 17 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,106 It's a kitty. 18 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:12,969 What's that? 19 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,212 [ gasps] 20 00:01:15,903 --> 00:01:18,802 That's scary-- that's what that is. 21 00:01:24,981 --> 00:01:26,741 I love pet day. 22 00:01:26,845 --> 00:01:27,880 [ poop squishes] 23 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:29,365 Except for that part. 24 00:01:29,468 --> 00:01:30,883 Ew! Ew! 25 00:01:30,987 --> 00:01:33,852 I hope Fifi and Spike enjoy their empowerment seminar. 26 00:01:33,955 --> 00:01:36,751 There's the Best Pet trophy Spiffy's going to win. 27 00:01:36,855 --> 00:01:39,099 Spiffy? I think you mean Puppy. 28 00:01:39,202 --> 00:01:41,170 STU: Chas, the contest is judged 29 00:01:41,273 --> 00:01:43,241 on looks, talent and on personality, 30 00:01:43,344 --> 00:01:45,795 and Puppy's not exactly a social butterfly. 31 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:48,246 Well, she's a little cautious, that's all. 32 00:01:48,349 --> 00:01:50,731 At least she's not all wild like Spiffy. 33 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:53,182 Spiffy is not... uh-oh. 34 00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:57,324 Spiffy, no! 35 00:01:57,427 --> 00:01:58,635 [ shouts] 36 00:02:00,465 --> 00:02:04,400 [ gasping and grunting] 37 00:02:06,298 --> 00:02:08,438 Whoa! 38 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:17,309 My dog's still better than your dog. 39 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:21,451 Will you two stop acting like babies! 40 00:02:21,555 --> 00:02:23,798 You're right, Pop, we're being childish. 41 00:02:23,902 --> 00:02:25,869 Race you to the check-in table. 42 00:02:29,804 --> 00:02:33,083 POP: This looks like a good place to park our cabooses. 43 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,293 Though, this being my nap time, 44 00:02:35,396 --> 00:02:37,536 we don't want to get too comfy 45 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,745 or I'm liable to... 46 00:02:39,849 --> 00:02:41,471 [ snoring] 47 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:43,024 All right, Daddy said 48 00:02:43,128 --> 00:02:46,131 Spiffy and Puppy are going to win the bestest pet reward. 49 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:47,132 Yay, Puppy! 50 00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:48,616 Yay, Spiffy! 51 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,756 ANGELICA: Put a bib on it, babies! 52 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:52,724 Fluffy's going to win. 53 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:55,140 She's the most beautifulest. 54 00:02:55,244 --> 00:02:58,488 Spiffy and Puppy are butiful, too. 55 00:02:58,592 --> 00:03:00,490 You just don't get it, do you? 56 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:01,836 Puppies are babies, 57 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:04,391 and babies can't win nothing, never. 58 00:03:04,494 --> 00:03:06,979 See ya. 59 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:10,293 Oh, too bad babies can't win anything. 60 00:03:10,397 --> 00:03:11,536 Wait, you guys. 61 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,503 Babies canwin things. 62 00:03:13,607 --> 00:03:16,748 I once winned a Reptar toy in my cereal. 63 00:03:16,851 --> 00:03:19,751 And I winned a stickie for going potty. 64 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:21,753 See, babies win things all the time. 65 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:23,927 Angelica's wrong. 66 00:03:24,031 --> 00:03:27,483 Spiffy and Puppy canbe the bestest pets. 67 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:29,243 First thing we gots to do 68 00:03:29,347 --> 00:03:32,212 is make Puppy and Spiffy extra beautiful. 69 00:03:32,315 --> 00:03:33,868 WOMAN: See, Tinkerbell? 70 00:03:33,972 --> 00:03:37,631 I told you a little brushing would make you beautiful. 71 00:03:37,734 --> 00:03:39,288 That's it. 72 00:03:39,391 --> 00:03:43,568 Alls we need to do is make them poofy like Stinkerbell. 73 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:46,674 Ooh, pretty. 74 00:03:46,778 --> 00:03:48,158 Hi, Angelica. 75 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,057 [ gasps] 76 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,541 Hello, Carmichael. 77 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:52,818 Look, Fluffy-- 78 00:03:52,922 --> 00:03:56,236 Susie brought you a big, fat, juicy snack. 79 00:03:56,339 --> 00:03:57,823 He's not a snack! 80 00:03:57,927 --> 00:04:00,136 This is my pet gerbil, Herbie, 81 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,828 and he's going to win Best Pet. 82 00:04:02,932 --> 00:04:04,140 That hairball? 83 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,142 He's just a dumb rat. 84 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,143 Oh, really? 85 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,213 Watch this. 86 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:09,939 Count to four, Herbie. 87 00:04:13,322 --> 00:04:14,219 Hmph. 88 00:04:14,323 --> 00:04:15,910 Who needs to count, anyway? 89 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:17,878 They have countalators for that. 90 00:04:17,981 --> 00:04:19,120 We'd better go. 91 00:04:19,224 --> 00:04:22,607 Herbie has to practice riding his tricycle. 92 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:26,438 Come on, Fluffy, we got work to do. 93 00:04:29,234 --> 00:04:30,477 That's Spiffy Pickles. 94 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:32,064 Make sure you get it right 95 00:04:32,168 --> 00:04:33,618 for the trophy engraving. 96 00:04:33,721 --> 00:04:35,275 [ dog barking] 97 00:04:35,378 --> 00:04:37,000 Look at that loser. 98 00:04:37,104 --> 00:04:38,933 The lengths some people will go 99 00:04:39,037 --> 00:04:40,176 to impress the judges. 100 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,972 That "loser" was last year's winner. 101 00:04:45,388 --> 00:04:46,976 We did it, you guys! 102 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,668 Puffy and Spiffy are beautiful. 103 00:04:49,772 --> 00:04:52,499 [ growling] 104 00:04:52,602 --> 00:04:53,948 Look-- they really like it. 105 00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:55,191 [ drum roll] 106 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,813 [ croaks] 107 00:04:57,883 --> 00:04:58,953 Oh, no! 108 00:04:59,057 --> 00:05:02,440 We gots to teach them a trick, too. 109 00:05:02,543 --> 00:05:03,889 [ drum roll] 110 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:07,859 Maybe if we clappeded our hands 111 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:11,034 Puppy and Spiffy would do a trick, too. 112 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:18,007 Wow, those are good tricks! 113 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,285 ANGELICA: "My rat can ride a tricycle!" 114 00:05:20,389 --> 00:05:22,529 Like I really believe that. 115 00:05:22,632 --> 00:05:23,875 [ gasps] 116 00:05:24,772 --> 00:05:26,429 Hi, Angelica. 117 00:05:26,533 --> 00:05:29,363 Herbie, I told you, no wheelies. 118 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:30,571 [ laughs] 119 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:32,124 He's such a showoff. 120 00:05:32,228 --> 00:05:33,263 Bye. 121 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,852 Huh! Big deal. 122 00:05:35,956 --> 00:05:38,752 You probably know lots of tricks, right, Fluffy? 123 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:40,167 I know-- roll over. 124 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:42,514 [ snores and purrs] 125 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:43,550 Hmm. 126 00:05:43,653 --> 00:05:44,827 Speak. 127 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:46,242 [ purring] 128 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,519 Hmm. 129 00:05:47,623 --> 00:05:48,658 Sit. 130 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:50,350 [ purring] 131 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:52,075 That'll work. 132 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,977 Thank you, Herbie Carmichael. 133 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,808 And what will Fluffy Pickles be performing for us? 134 00:06:00,912 --> 00:06:04,087 She's going to do something really stupididous. 135 00:06:04,191 --> 00:06:05,572 Okay, Fluffy, sit. 136 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:08,747 Ta-dah! 137 00:06:08,851 --> 00:06:09,783 [ yowls] 138 00:06:09,886 --> 00:06:10,887 Fluffy, wait! 139 00:06:10,991 --> 00:06:12,233 Ooh! 140 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:14,304 I mean, go, Fluffy, go! 141 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:17,100 [ Fluffy hissing] 142 00:06:17,204 --> 00:06:20,034 See? I taught her that, too. 143 00:06:21,726 --> 00:06:23,728 CHAS: I saw it first! 144 00:06:23,831 --> 00:06:25,350 So?! 145 00:06:25,454 --> 00:06:27,594 Grabbers keepers, seers weepers. 146 00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:30,148 That's not even a real saying! 147 00:06:30,251 --> 00:06:32,530 [ both grunting and groaning] 148 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:35,153 [ people laughing in distance] 149 00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:37,914 Will that be cash or credit? 150 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:40,710 [ snoring and muttering] 151 00:06:40,814 --> 00:06:43,955 Now Spiffy and Puppy are going to win for sure! 152 00:06:44,058 --> 00:06:46,233 MAN: Super Gold-Medal... 153 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:47,648 A-1 Pet De-Scenter! 154 00:06:47,752 --> 00:06:50,927 If you want your pet to win, it has to smell good. 155 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:52,066 Oh, no! 156 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:54,966 He gots to smell good, too. 157 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:56,243 Don't worry, Kimi. 158 00:06:56,346 --> 00:06:58,176 This is going to be easy. 159 00:06:58,279 --> 00:06:59,522 Come on. 160 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,976 Giant pretzels-- get your giant pretzels here. 161 00:07:05,079 --> 00:07:06,046 [ all gasp] 162 00:07:06,149 --> 00:07:07,185 [ laughs] 163 00:07:07,288 --> 00:07:08,497 Give up now, babies, 164 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,845 unless you're trying to win the Dumbest Pet award. 165 00:07:11,948 --> 00:07:16,021 Those mutts will never be bestest like Fluffy. 166 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:19,059 Ow! Get back here! 167 00:07:19,162 --> 00:07:21,613 Guys, maybe Angelica's right. 168 00:07:21,717 --> 00:07:24,167 Maybe we should just give up. 169 00:07:24,271 --> 00:07:27,516 No, Chuckie, we gots to do this-- 170 00:07:27,619 --> 00:07:29,621 for babies everywhere! 171 00:07:33,383 --> 00:07:35,282 [ sniffing] 172 00:07:36,801 --> 00:07:39,010 That should do it. 173 00:07:39,113 --> 00:07:43,635 [ snoring] 174 00:07:43,739 --> 00:07:45,361 Pop, where are the dogs? 175 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,294 And where are the babies? 176 00:07:47,397 --> 00:07:51,160 Uh... um... 177 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,818 Well, right here, where they've always been. 178 00:07:53,921 --> 00:07:57,304 Never left my sight. 179 00:07:57,407 --> 00:07:58,581 [ both sniff] 180 00:07:58,685 --> 00:07:59,893 Ew! Ew! 181 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:01,619 Something smells rotten... 182 00:08:01,722 --> 00:08:03,344 and it's not just the dogs. 183 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:04,725 Youdid this! 184 00:08:04,829 --> 00:08:06,589 Pet sabotage, Stu? 185 00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:10,386 I didn't think you could sink so low. 186 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,148 Next up, Spiffy Pickles and Puppy Finster. 187 00:08:14,252 --> 00:08:15,633 [ panting] 188 00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:16,668 No! 189 00:08:16,772 --> 00:08:17,566 Wait! 190 00:08:17,669 --> 00:08:20,983 [ yawns] 191 00:08:21,086 --> 00:08:23,364 We did a good job, you guys. 192 00:08:23,468 --> 00:08:25,953 Our daddies looked real excited. 193 00:08:26,057 --> 00:08:27,748 Is this a joke? 194 00:08:27,852 --> 00:08:30,613 JUDGE: They're hideous! 195 00:08:30,717 --> 00:08:34,617 Aah! And what is that smell? 196 00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:37,447 Come on, let's help them do their tricks. 197 00:08:38,897 --> 00:08:40,347 Calm down, boy. 198 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:41,279 Calm down. 199 00:08:41,382 --> 00:08:43,626 [ barking] 200 00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:48,666 [ microphone squealing] 201 00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:51,807 [ barking] 202 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,015 Whoa! 203 00:08:53,118 --> 00:08:55,811 [ barking] 204 00:08:56,950 --> 00:09:00,540 [ yelping] 205 00:09:02,749 --> 00:09:04,336 Whoa! 206 00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:11,378 Spiffy, no! 207 00:09:13,622 --> 00:09:16,141 Do something about this creature! 208 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,905 [ man laughing] 209 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:22,976 [ woman laughing] 210 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:24,805 Oh, it tickles! 211 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,605 What exquisite markings! 212 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:34,366 You're quite the post-modern puppy. 213 00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:37,093 Look at that. 214 00:09:37,197 --> 00:09:38,819 I think they like them. 215 00:09:38,923 --> 00:09:42,202 I'm sorry I accused you of puppy sabotage. 216 00:09:42,305 --> 00:09:43,479 Me, too. 217 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,068 But if we didn't do it, who did? 218 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:49,381 Pop. He does this kind of stuff with Drew and me 219 00:09:49,485 --> 00:09:50,866 to teach us a lesson. 220 00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:51,798 He's a sly one. 221 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:54,697 [ snoring] 222 00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:55,698 And you know? 223 00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:56,906 He's right. 224 00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:59,081 No competition is worth a friendship. 225 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:00,600 [ microphone squealing] 226 00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:04,120 If you'll all be seated, we'll announce the winner. 227 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:08,124 [ gulps] 228 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:10,782 [ teeth chattering] 229 00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:16,512 The winner of the Best Pet category is... 230 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,756 Herbie Carmichael! 231 00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:19,860 [ crowd cheers] 232 00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:22,242 We won, Herbie! We won! 233 00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:26,142 [ screeches] 234 00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:30,871 It couldn't have happened to a gooderer girl. 235 00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:33,356 And Herbie seemeded real nice, too. 236 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:35,117 But Angelica was right. 237 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:38,051 Babies can't win anything. 238 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:41,399 And this year, we're awarding two special prizes. 239 00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:43,435 For Most Friendly Pet, 240 00:10:43,539 --> 00:10:47,370 the award goes to... Spiffy Pickles! 241 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:48,958 Yes! 242 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:50,304 [ hoots] 243 00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:53,825 [ crowd cheering] 244 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,655 Oh, that's okay, Stu. 245 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:58,658 I didn't really care about winning. 246 00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:01,315 And for Most Unique Pet, 247 00:11:01,419 --> 00:11:03,214 the award goes to... 248 00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:05,112 Puppy Finster! 249 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:07,321 Yes! I won! I won! 250 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:08,702 [ crowd cheering] 251 00:11:08,806 --> 00:11:10,635 Um, I mean, uh, wewon. 252 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:12,879 [ hoots] 253 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:16,710 [ cheering] 254 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,405 Yay! Hooray! 255 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:24,753 Hmm, you got lucky. 256 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:27,894 Fluffy's still cuter and prettier and beautifuler 257 00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:30,137 and smarter than any dumb puppies. 258 00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:31,242 Right, Fluffy? 259 00:11:31,345 --> 00:11:32,312 Fluffy? 260 00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:34,797 Fluffy, don't eat that! 261 00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:39,768 I'm real proud of Spiffy and Puppy. 262 00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:41,183 Me, too, Chuckie. 263 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:44,462 They make babies everywhere look good. 264 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:45,808 Yeah! 265 00:11:45,912 --> 00:11:50,813 [ dogs bark, children cheer] 266 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:01,824 MECHANICAL VOICE: Thank you, thank you. 267 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,516 Thank you, thank you. 268 00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,761 Thank you, thank you. 269 00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:11,800 Thank you, thank you. 270 00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:13,387 You're welcome. 271 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,770 LIL: Anything yummy in there, Phillip? 272 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,497 [ gasps] 273 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,670 Oh! 274 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,121 Thank you, thank you. 275 00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:26,469 Hey, Britannica! 276 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:28,333 Hi, Taffy. 277 00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:30,128 [ clears throat] 278 00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,476 Um, I mean, welcome to Boingo Burger, 279 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,893 where every meal's a happy surprise. 280 00:12:35,996 --> 00:12:37,480 How can I surprise you? 281 00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:39,931 I'd like six Wacky Meals, please, 282 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:42,589 and a Double Wacky Boingo Burger. 283 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,453 Look! 284 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:47,180 A inside playground! 285 00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:50,390 A machine that makes ice cream! 286 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:54,739 [ moans] 287 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:57,052 And a machine that makes messies! 288 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:59,192 [ laughs] 289 00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:01,297 I think this might be 290 00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:06,337 the most wonderfulest place Taffy ever taked us. 291 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:10,306 [ Dil giggles] 292 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:14,310 Oh, and make sure they don't put any pickles 293 00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:15,518 on my Boingo Burger. 294 00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:17,072 [ groans] 295 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:19,660 You know how I don't like dill pickles. 296 00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:20,972 [ gasps] 297 00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:23,595 [ gurgling] 298 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:29,429 Guys, Taffy just said she doesn't like Dilly! 299 00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:32,708 But, Tommy, how could she not like Dil? 300 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,849 Well, we didn't like him so much at first. 301 00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:36,885 [ grunts] 302 00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:38,058 [ farts] 303 00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:39,646 Poopy! 304 00:13:39,749 --> 00:13:40,681 Oh, yeah. 305 00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:41,751 That's right. 306 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,719 You gots to be wrong, Tommy. 307 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,824 Taffy likes him. 308 00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:46,653 She's always hugging him. 309 00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:48,379 [ sniffs] 310 00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:50,622 [ all gasp] 311 00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:51,969 See? 312 00:13:52,072 --> 00:13:53,453 Would you scope the minis 313 00:13:53,556 --> 00:13:54,695 while I change Dil? 314 00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:56,525 Sure, no prob. 315 00:13:58,009 --> 00:14:00,080 Why do you think she doesn't like him? 316 00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:02,634 Probably because he burps and cries. 317 00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:03,981 [ burp] 318 00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:06,155 Oh, no. 319 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:08,882 What if Taffy stops liking us? 320 00:14:08,986 --> 00:14:13,266 And stops taking us to wonderful places? 321 00:14:16,614 --> 00:14:17,960 TAFFY: Here you go, minis-- 322 00:14:18,064 --> 00:14:22,068 Wacky Meals with cheeseburgers and Reptar nuggets. 323 00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:23,069 Yum! 324 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:26,037 I wants a sneezebooger. 325 00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:27,659 Me, too! 326 00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:31,732 I don't think 327 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:36,185 you're opposed to eat the papery part, Phillip. 328 00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:41,018 Look! 329 00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:44,918 Somebody lefted their toys in here. 330 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,407 Ew. 331 00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:55,066 Hmm. 332 00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:04,904 [ grunting] 333 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:07,285 That's not fun. 334 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,599 [ groans] 335 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:14,085 I can't even look at dill pickles. 336 00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:15,845 You were right, Tommy. 337 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,744 Taffy doesn't like Dil! 338 00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,884 But she always used to like him. 339 00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:22,059 Yup-- just like her old shoes. 340 00:15:22,162 --> 00:15:23,715 What old shoes? 341 00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:27,202 The ones she used to like until she didn't like them no more 342 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,582 so she throwed them away. 343 00:15:28,686 --> 00:15:29,963 [ all gasp] 344 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,552 Well, how come she didn't like them no more? 345 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,693 Because they was too small. 346 00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:37,419 Dil's small. 347 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:41,285 Then we gots to make Dil biggier, like us! 348 00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:42,424 Great idea, Kimi. 349 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,702 Then Taffy'll like him again. 350 00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:48,533 [ giggling] 351 00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:51,812 Look, 352 00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:52,952 a boosty seat. 353 00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:55,816 That'll make Dil look even biggerer. 354 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,511 [ giggling] 355 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:02,823 Break's over-- got to go. 356 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:06,103 Youare ten seconds over on your break. 357 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:09,865 Youcan make it up on drive-thru duty. 358 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:12,592 Welcome to Boingo Burger, 359 00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:15,077 where every meal's a happy surprise. 360 00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:19,633 [ Dil giggling] 361 00:16:21,152 --> 00:16:22,498 Oh, my gosh! 362 00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:25,501 Britannica! 363 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,469 Go refill the napkin receptacles. 364 00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:30,265 And tell your friends to stop wasting napkins. 365 00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:32,094 They don't grow on trees. 366 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:33,716 D-oh! 367 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,310 Oh, you minis are just having fun, huh? 368 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,076 Thank you, thank you. 369 00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:52,425 I don't think Taffy likes biggerer Dil. 370 00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:55,807 What else can we do to make her like him? 371 00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:57,499 [ Dil cries] 372 00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:00,536 Oh, you babies are so sweet. 373 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,436 That's what I love about you. 374 00:17:06,163 --> 00:17:07,198 That's it! 375 00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:09,718 Taffy likes when babies are sweet. 376 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,583 Maybe Dil issweet. 377 00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:15,103 Nope. 378 00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:16,966 He tastes like old milk. 379 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,899 TOMMY: Oh, we needs 380 00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,246 to make him sweet. 381 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,869 Maybe there's some sweet stuffs back there. 382 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:26,942 I'll never make 383 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,771 regional Boingo manager-- 384 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,981 not as long as I'm surrounded by slackers! 385 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,605 I'm stuck in this kitchen forever! 386 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,331 I don't think going back there 387 00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:37,435 is such a good idea. 388 00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,506 We might get stuck forever 389 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:42,337 like that mean polky-dot-faced guy. 390 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,063 Chuckie's right. 391 00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:47,963 TOMMY: How about ice cream? 392 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:48,929 That's sweet. 393 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,104 Good idea, Tommy. 394 00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:00,217 Bad idea, Tommy. 395 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,736 We can't reach that till we're growed-ups. 396 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,048 Let's just wait. 397 00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:06,878 It shouldn't be too long, right? 398 00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:09,226 We could use those chairs. 399 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:15,887 [ grunting] 400 00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:20,133 How come they're stucked to the floor? 401 00:18:20,237 --> 00:18:22,377 [ straining] 402 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,380 All these chairs is broked. 403 00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:30,350 Look! The icy cream's next to the climbing net. 404 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:33,319 I'm not sure 405 00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:35,459 we should be climbing on that. 406 00:18:35,562 --> 00:18:37,978 Aw, Chuckie, it's a climbing net. 407 00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,911 That's what it's for. 408 00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:47,954 [ squeals] 409 00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:51,785 Help? 410 00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:03,452 Wow, dreams really do come true. 411 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:16,776 [ yelps] 412 00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:21,574 I finished the napkins. 413 00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,127 Everything's clean. 414 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,060 Oops. 415 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,924 Good thing we have napkins. 416 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:29,858 Ice cream. 417 00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:34,690 Gummi bears. 418 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,970 Uh, other stuffs. 419 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:40,869 [ Dil giggling] 420 00:19:46,115 --> 00:19:48,601 Ooh, nummy, nummy. 421 00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:49,878 TOMMY: We did it, guys! 422 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,363 Look how sweet Dilly is. 423 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,779 Taffy'll have to like him now. 424 00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:58,266 Even Ilike him now. 425 00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:00,164 [ Dil giggles] 426 00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:01,890 [ gasps] 427 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:05,756 [ yelling]: Britannica! 428 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,277 Uh-oh... 429 00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:11,658 Oops-- sorry. 430 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,660 Oh! 431 00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:15,697 [ yells] 432 00:20:18,872 --> 00:20:21,116 Whoa-oh! 433 00:20:22,048 --> 00:20:24,223 [ giggling] 434 00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:28,157 It's no use. 435 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,607 He needs to be washed up. 436 00:20:29,711 --> 00:20:30,815 I'll take him to the kitchen. 437 00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:32,196 That's perfect. 438 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:35,475 I'll get rid of the stuff out here. 439 00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:38,237 Bananica's taking Dil to the kipchen. 440 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,376 Oh, no! 441 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,585 He'll never get out of there! 442 00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:45,554 That's how Taffy's going to get rid of him. 443 00:20:45,658 --> 00:20:46,762 Come on! 444 00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,385 We gots to save Dilly! 445 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:54,011 If we go in there, 446 00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:56,496 we might not never get out neither! 447 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,912 But we have to rescue Dil! 448 00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:01,260 He's my little brother. 449 00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:05,367 KIMI: There he is. 450 00:21:05,471 --> 00:21:06,713 [ giggles] 451 00:21:06,817 --> 00:21:08,267 We gots to get him. 452 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:09,440 Britannica! 453 00:21:09,544 --> 00:21:12,409 We need more Boingo cones, stat! 454 00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:16,792 Now's our chance to get Dil. 455 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:20,796 Whee! 456 00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:25,939 Oh, no! 457 00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:27,803 Where's Dil? 458 00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:33,430 Oh, no! 459 00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:43,198 [ laughing] 460 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,062 Taffy, I'm sorry. 461 00:21:45,165 --> 00:21:46,374 I lost Dil! 462 00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:47,754 Oh, no! 463 00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:48,824 Dil? 464 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:50,274 Dil!! 465 00:21:50,378 --> 00:21:51,586 Dil? 466 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,209 Thank you... 467 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,521 Dil?! 468 00:21:55,624 --> 00:21:57,143 Dil? 469 00:21:59,076 --> 00:22:00,319 Dil? 470 00:22:05,738 --> 00:22:08,085 [ yells] 471 00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:12,400 There you are! 472 00:22:12,503 --> 00:22:13,918 [ burps] 473 00:22:14,022 --> 00:22:15,368 [ all gasp] 474 00:22:15,472 --> 00:22:16,749 Oh, no. 475 00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:21,340 She's going to get rid of him for sure now. 476 00:22:21,443 --> 00:22:23,549 [ kissing] 477 00:22:23,652 --> 00:22:26,621 You are the sweetest, cutest, fabbest mini 478 00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,070 in the whole world! 479 00:22:28,174 --> 00:22:29,175 We did it! 480 00:22:29,278 --> 00:22:31,177 We made Dil sweet! 481 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,800 And Taffy likes him now! 482 00:22:33,904 --> 00:22:36,493 Just like she likes us. 483 00:22:40,048 --> 00:22:41,429 You know what, Britannica? 484 00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:42,602 I was wrong. 485 00:22:42,706 --> 00:22:45,709 I like dill pickles after all. 486 00:22:45,812 --> 00:22:49,195 It must be sweet pickles that I don't like. 487 00:22:49,298 --> 00:22:50,576 [ all gasp] 488 00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:53,372 MECHANICAL VOICE: Thank you, thank you. 489 00:22:57,928 --> 00:23:01,345 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 490 00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:03,071 and NICKELODEON 491 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:06,177 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 492 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:41,868 STU: My dog's still better than your dog.