1 00:00:04,901 --> 00:00:07,662 [ whirring] 2 00:00:07,766 --> 00:00:10,665 [ snoring] 3 00:00:13,944 --> 00:00:15,118 Whoa! 4 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:18,639 [ whirring] 5 00:00:18,742 --> 00:00:21,918 [ kids laughing] 6 00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:24,403 [ dog barks] 7 00:00:26,992 --> 00:00:28,545 [ giggles] 8 00:00:28,649 --> 00:00:31,583 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 9 00:00:31,686 --> 00:00:34,344 and NICKELODEON 10 00:00:35,794 --> 00:00:37,899 [ whirring] 11 00:00:38,003 --> 00:00:40,005 [ squeals] 12 00:00:52,397 --> 00:00:55,883 [ water swooshing] 13 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:08,447 See? I'm speaking 14 00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:09,897 at the Moon Goddess Festival. 15 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,866 "Find your inner power by awakening the goddess within." 16 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:16,283 Why don't you come along? 17 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:21,357 Yeah, I've got all the awakening power I need right here. 18 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,358 [ slurps] 19 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:23,738 I don't know. 20 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:24,877 CHARLOTTE: Didi... 21 00:01:24,981 --> 00:01:27,984 you especially could use some empowerment. 22 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,779 The kids will be fine. 23 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,229 Well... 24 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:34,818 I guess finding my inner goddess couldbe fun. 25 00:01:34,922 --> 00:01:36,165 All right. 26 00:01:36,268 --> 00:01:37,407 I'll do it! 27 00:01:37,511 --> 00:01:39,685 Let's all do it! 28 00:01:39,789 --> 00:01:41,066 [ honks] 29 00:01:41,170 --> 00:01:43,689 Come on, goddesses, let's go, go, go! 30 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:45,277 Everything will be fine, Deed, 31 00:01:45,381 --> 00:01:48,625 especially after I put the finishing touches 32 00:01:48,729 --> 00:01:51,180 on the MegaKiddy deluxe playpen. 33 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:56,599 Now, you be good Daddy's little helpers. 34 00:01:56,702 --> 00:01:58,048 TOMMY: Hear that, guys? 35 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,982 We're going to be Daddy's little helpers. 36 00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:02,639 [ all cheering] 37 00:02:02,743 --> 00:02:04,641 What should we do firstest, Tommy? 38 00:02:04,745 --> 00:02:09,025 We, uh... help them do stuff they need help with. 39 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,302 Mommy's always telling Daddy 40 00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:12,994 he could help to put down the potty seat. 41 00:02:13,098 --> 00:02:14,375 I could do that. 42 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:16,481 We're going to be the bestest Daddy helpers ever! 43 00:02:16,584 --> 00:02:19,380 STU: As soon as we finish the playpen of the century, 44 00:02:19,484 --> 00:02:22,314 the kids will be so entertained, our day'll be a breeze! 45 00:02:22,418 --> 00:02:26,663 Uh, Stu? I had a little something different in mind. 46 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:27,975 I give you 47 00:02:28,078 --> 00:02:30,598 the Finster Developmental Child Care Schedule 48 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:32,945 with blocks for feeding, story time 49 00:02:33,049 --> 00:02:36,397 and general building of self-esteem. 50 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:40,194 Oh! Looks like environmental exploration time. 51 00:02:40,298 --> 00:02:42,886 As in "playing in the backyard"? 52 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:44,578 Well, I like to think of it 53 00:02:44,681 --> 00:02:48,133 as digging in and playing with nature. 54 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,240 Are you sure this is helping 55 00:02:51,343 --> 00:02:52,551 our daddies, Tommy? 56 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:54,208 Yep, they said they wanted us 57 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:55,899 to play and dig in the backyard, 58 00:02:56,003 --> 00:02:58,247 and we're playing and digging really good. 59 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:01,077 Yeah! I think I helped the mostest. 60 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,734 We have to always tell them 61 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:03,942 how well they're doing. 62 00:03:04,045 --> 00:03:07,428 CHAS: It's called positive reinforcement. 63 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:11,467 Well, then, I'm positive 64 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,054 you'll want to see this. 65 00:03:13,158 --> 00:03:14,159 [ all gasp] 66 00:03:14,263 --> 00:03:16,541 It's like a baby Woodstock! 67 00:03:16,644 --> 00:03:18,267 Someone's got to clean them up. 68 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:20,234 I'll get your apron. 69 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,445 Hey, now it sounds 70 00:03:24,549 --> 00:03:26,861 like our daddies wants us to be clean, you guys. 71 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,726 PHIL: Well, Daddy-helping was fun. 72 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:32,384 I'm going to get some worms. 73 00:03:32,488 --> 00:03:33,316 Wait, guys. 74 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:34,697 We can still help our daddies. 75 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,010 We just gots to clean ourselves off. 76 00:03:40,358 --> 00:03:42,739 All right, for our daddy. 77 00:03:42,843 --> 00:03:45,708 ALL: For our daddies! 78 00:03:55,373 --> 00:03:57,098 [ screams] 79 00:03:57,202 --> 00:03:59,963 [ Tommy yelling] 80 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:01,965 Everybody get hoseded! 81 00:04:02,069 --> 00:04:03,104 Follow me! 82 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:04,934 Come on! 83 00:04:06,004 --> 00:04:10,595 [ all yelling and giggling] 84 00:04:16,325 --> 00:04:22,020 [ babies continue yelling and laughing] 85 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,298 CHAS: What did you do 86 00:04:24,402 --> 00:04:26,231 to the yard? 87 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:28,544 Uh... but you did it 88 00:04:28,647 --> 00:04:30,822 in record-breaking time! 89 00:04:30,925 --> 00:04:32,375 [ giggles] 90 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:39,900 [ women chatting softly] 91 00:04:40,003 --> 00:04:41,488 WOMAN: This sun-bop treatment 92 00:04:41,591 --> 00:04:45,492 is removing the heebie-jeebies from your cosmic body. 93 00:04:45,595 --> 00:04:46,838 Set her goddess free! 94 00:04:46,941 --> 00:04:48,046 [ motor buzzes] 95 00:04:48,149 --> 00:04:49,703 [ voice quavering]: It's free! 96 00:04:49,806 --> 00:04:51,843 It's free already! 97 00:04:51,946 --> 00:04:53,396 And for an additional fee, 98 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,778 I can pull out your inner energy 99 00:04:55,881 --> 00:04:57,573 and fluff it! 100 00:04:57,676 --> 00:05:00,300 Oh... 101 00:05:01,508 --> 00:05:04,304 CHAS: We lost valuable feeding-preparation time 102 00:05:04,407 --> 00:05:05,546 due to yard cleanup. 103 00:05:05,650 --> 00:05:08,100 Now we have to hurry to stay on schedule. 104 00:05:08,204 --> 00:05:10,620 Maybe the kids'll eat quick for once. 105 00:05:10,724 --> 00:05:13,002 Guys, our daddies wants us to hurry up 106 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,314 so we gots to eat real fast. 107 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:18,179 But if I eat fast, I may forget I even eated, 108 00:05:18,283 --> 00:05:19,388 and I hate that. 109 00:05:19,491 --> 00:05:25,497 [ babies slurping and gulping] 110 00:05:26,464 --> 00:05:28,155 Gee, they must be really hungry. 111 00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:30,985 Guess we'll just give them some more. 112 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,129 [ breaks wind] 113 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,545 [ groans] 114 00:05:38,648 --> 00:05:39,546 [ squealing] 115 00:05:39,649 --> 00:05:40,926 [ pooping loudly] 116 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:42,652 [ grunting and pooping] 117 00:05:42,756 --> 00:05:43,998 [ babies all pooping] 118 00:05:44,102 --> 00:05:46,104 Okay, men, we've done it before-- 119 00:05:46,207 --> 00:05:47,277 just not all at once. 120 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,451 I'll get the wipes. 121 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:49,797 I'll get the diapers. 122 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:51,005 I'll get rubber gloves. 123 00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:52,593 [ rude noises continue] 124 00:05:52,697 --> 00:05:55,872 Uh, way to go, kids! 125 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:59,704 CHARLOTTE: So, if you want to get to the top, 126 00:05:59,807 --> 00:06:03,811 you've got to crush a few mortals on the way. 127 00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:05,054 [ all cheering] 128 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:08,816 AUDIENCE: Go, Charlotte! All right! 129 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,267 Let's read Captain Cavity. 130 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,752 I want to read Dippy the Dump Truck. 131 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:16,997 But we have to read The Super Duper You. 132 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:20,103 Our daddies want to read to us real bad, 133 00:06:20,207 --> 00:06:22,623 so we gots not to go sleepies. 134 00:06:22,727 --> 00:06:25,143 But I'm suleepy, Tommy. 135 00:06:25,246 --> 00:06:27,248 She's nothing without a nappy. 136 00:06:27,352 --> 00:06:29,734 Hey, case you don't remember, 137 00:06:29,837 --> 00:06:31,080 I get cranky! 138 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,944 But we gots to be daddy helpers 139 00:06:33,047 --> 00:06:36,741 and our daddies needs us not to close our eyes, 140 00:06:36,844 --> 00:06:38,156 no matter what, okay? 141 00:06:38,259 --> 00:06:39,191 Trust me, guys. 142 00:06:39,295 --> 00:06:40,400 Kids'll be out 143 00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:43,230 before we hit Evil Dr. Floss-No-More. 144 00:06:43,886 --> 00:06:45,025 "Captain Cavity-- 145 00:06:45,128 --> 00:06:48,408 "the man with amazing dental superpowers. 146 00:06:48,511 --> 00:06:52,619 Sound the special signal, and he comes to the rescue." 147 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:59,419 CHAS: "The super-duper you can share your toys. 148 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:02,801 [ whispering]: Why aren't they asleep yet? 149 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:06,598 [ snoring softly] 150 00:07:06,702 --> 00:07:08,393 [ mumbling] 151 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:11,396 We did it, guys. 152 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,639 OTHERS: Yeah... 153 00:07:12,742 --> 00:07:15,745 They're so cute when they're sleeping. 154 00:07:15,849 --> 00:07:17,540 [ dads snoring] 155 00:07:17,644 --> 00:07:20,992 INSTRUCTOR: Here in the Song of Yourself Circle, 156 00:07:21,095 --> 00:07:24,582 you are nothing but you. 157 00:07:24,685 --> 00:07:25,928 [ birds chirping] 158 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:28,275 INSTRUCTOR: Excuse me! 159 00:07:28,378 --> 00:07:30,070 Oh! I'm sorry. 160 00:07:30,173 --> 00:07:33,798 I was just thinking that the fence looks like a playpen. 161 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:36,145 Here, you're not a mother, not a wife. 162 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:40,114 You're just the goddess... insert-your-name. 163 00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:42,392 STU: I called you here 164 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:46,742 to show you what I've finished. 165 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:48,157 Oh! 166 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:52,126 STU: The MegaKiddy cottage! 167 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,921 Come on in! 168 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,337 [ shrieking and giggling] 169 00:07:56,441 --> 00:07:59,996 Best thing is, it's completely escape... 170 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:00,963 proof. 171 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:01,757 Oops. 172 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,310 [ both gasp] 173 00:08:03,966 --> 00:08:05,588 Nice going, Howard. 174 00:08:05,692 --> 00:08:06,762 Don't worry, kids. 175 00:08:06,865 --> 00:08:08,522 Everything's just fine. 176 00:08:08,626 --> 00:08:09,419 Good, Stu. 177 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,973 Stay positive and calm. 178 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:14,148 Our daddies say everything's going to be fine, 179 00:08:14,252 --> 00:08:15,287 but I'm not a-sure. 180 00:08:15,391 --> 00:08:17,635 How are they going to get their snackies? 181 00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:20,258 Or give us a juice box? 182 00:08:20,361 --> 00:08:22,260 They're doomed. 183 00:08:22,363 --> 00:08:25,401 I am the goddess Kira! 184 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,230 I am the goddess Betty! 185 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:29,474 I am the goddess Charlotte! 186 00:08:29,578 --> 00:08:31,511 I am the goddess... 187 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:33,582 "Dodo"? 188 00:08:34,997 --> 00:08:37,447 First I get sun-bopped like a rag doll 189 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,519 and fluffed with an old feather duster. 190 00:08:39,622 --> 00:08:42,591 Then I'm told to forget I'm a wife and mother?! 191 00:08:42,694 --> 00:08:44,903 Because I'm the goddess Dodo. 192 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:48,873 Well, my name is "Didi"-- Didi Pickles. 193 00:08:48,976 --> 00:08:51,461 Not a goddess... a woman... 194 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,290 [ women gasp] 195 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:53,567 who loves nothing more 196 00:08:53,671 --> 00:08:55,638 than being a wife and mother... 197 00:08:55,742 --> 00:08:59,021 and wants her money back! 198 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:01,057 Keep the shirt. 199 00:09:01,748 --> 00:09:04,129 I guess not finding my inner goddess power 200 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:05,614 isn't the end of the world. 201 00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:09,652 But Deed, you just did! 202 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:15,796 [ desperately]: How long's it been, Chas?! 203 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:16,901 Six minutes. 204 00:09:17,004 --> 00:09:18,730 When will the girls be back to save us? 205 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:22,562 How long does it take to get goddess powers? 206 00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:26,082 Wow! Our mommies is getting powers! 207 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:28,326 Maybe like Captain Cavity! 208 00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:29,361 That's it, you guys! 209 00:09:29,465 --> 00:09:31,571 Remember how Captain Cavity shows up 210 00:09:31,674 --> 00:09:32,710 when you single him? 211 00:09:32,813 --> 00:09:34,608 Well, if our mommies does gots powers, 212 00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:38,232 maybe we can single them to come save our daddies. 213 00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:40,131 [ all cheering] 214 00:09:40,234 --> 00:09:43,375 [ banging] 215 00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:49,105 [ engine starts up] 216 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:50,451 [ tires squeal] 217 00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:55,180 [ thumping, clicking and rustling] 218 00:09:55,284 --> 00:09:59,460 I don't think our singles is working. 219 00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:02,774 Wait! 220 00:10:02,878 --> 00:10:04,120 A TB gots a single. 221 00:10:04,224 --> 00:10:08,400 How do we get it out of the TB, Tommy? 222 00:10:08,504 --> 00:10:09,781 With the demote! 223 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,403 That's what my daddy does! 224 00:10:11,507 --> 00:10:14,303 Uh, it's around here someplace. 225 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,933 Got it! 226 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,353 Come on, you guys! 227 00:10:30,457 --> 00:10:33,322 [ all cheer] 228 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:41,537 [ Didi gasps] 229 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,264 [ all cheering] 230 00:10:45,748 --> 00:10:47,923 My sweetums. 231 00:10:48,026 --> 00:10:49,579 Where's Dil? 232 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,789 And the big boys? 233 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:54,584 [ babies cheering outside] 234 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,172 [ door creaks open] 235 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:57,139 Kids? 236 00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:58,243 Is that you? 237 00:10:58,347 --> 00:11:00,590 We were worried. 238 00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:08,288 Dodo? 239 00:11:08,391 --> 00:11:09,289 We did it, guys! 240 00:11:09,392 --> 00:11:11,463 If we didn't single our mommies, 241 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:14,363 our daddies might never had've gotted out 242 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,434 of the Mega-Ultry- Playpenny-Thingie! 243 00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:19,713 I'm just glad our daddies aren't doomed. 244 00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:21,715 Well, Chuckie, that's what being 245 00:11:21,819 --> 00:11:24,614 a daddy's little helper is all about. 246 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,340 ALL: Yay! 247 00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:28,032 [ door thuds closed] 248 00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:30,241 It's a wonderful playpen, Stu. 249 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,070 Well, thank you, Goddess Didi, 250 00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:35,625 and they'll never get out of this one. 251 00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:41,459 So, what do you want to do now, Tommy? 252 00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:44,255 Let's go outside! 253 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:51,607 [ all laughing and cheering] 254 00:11:58,407 --> 00:12:05,034 [ repeated squeaking] 255 00:12:05,138 --> 00:12:07,727 [ doll's eyes squeaking] 256 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,038 See... 257 00:12:09,142 --> 00:12:10,453 When you lie it down, it makes 258 00:12:10,557 --> 00:12:13,594 that real, live, dumb baby sleeping noise. 259 00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:15,596 And watch this. 260 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,219 [ sucking, slurping] 261 00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:19,324 All the binky action 262 00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:20,981 with none of the slop. 263 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:22,224 [ sucking, slurping] 264 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:23,881 [ spits]: Ugh. 265 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:28,851 And it says lots of stuff and walks! 266 00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:34,029 DOLL: Want to play with me? 267 00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:35,478 [ giggling] 268 00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:37,653 [ cooing] 269 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,794 My "I-can't-believe it's-not-a-baby" baby doll 270 00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:43,417 is just like a real baby, only smart. 271 00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:45,488 Well, can it open a playpen 272 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:46,593 with a screwdriver? 273 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,595 Does it got a sandwich or a bug 274 00:12:48,698 --> 00:12:52,081 or other goody stuffs in its diapy? 275 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:55,464 I said realbaby, not dumbbaby! 276 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,742 Sure does look a lot like a baby. 277 00:12:57,846 --> 00:13:00,158 LIL: I think because the toy peoples 278 00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:01,677 maded it so real. 279 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:06,751 Oh, don't you know it was a baby but it got turned into a doll? 280 00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:09,754 But why would someone do that, Angelica? 281 00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:11,031 Well... Ow! 282 00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:13,654 Maybe for hitting with rattles and drooling 283 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:16,071 and having a smelly, poopy diaper. 284 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:17,417 I leave anything out? 285 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:18,728 [ breaks wind] 286 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,215 But who turns babies into dolls, Angelica? 287 00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:25,563 Um, fairy bobmothers, of course. 288 00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:28,877 But I thoughted all fairy bobmothers was good. 289 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:34,296 Anyone who can turn a stinky baby into a doll can't be bad. 290 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:37,333 She's bringing her new baby for show-and-tell. 291 00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:38,645 Isn't it fabulously real? 292 00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:41,993 All the cuteness without staining anything silk. 293 00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:42,891 Toodles. 294 00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:46,687 Have fun at school, Angelica. 295 00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:48,206 Oh, great. 296 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,794 It's bad enough I got to worry 297 00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,900 about this stuff I got to worry about 298 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:54,350 but I never thought fairy bobmothers 299 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,836 was a problem. 300 00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:58,976 Um, any of you ever see 301 00:13:59,079 --> 00:14:02,117 the fairy bobmother around here? 302 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,602 And in the stories we've been readed, 303 00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:07,570 don't the fairy bobmother ones always start 304 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:11,367 with, "Once upon a time in a land far, far away?" 305 00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:13,611 Yeah, this isn't far, far away. 306 00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:14,992 This is right here. 307 00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:16,303 And fairy bobmothers 308 00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:18,685 is always turning pumpkins into other stuffs. 309 00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:20,031 See anything around here 310 00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:22,378 that maybe used to be a pumpkin? 311 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:23,621 Nope. 312 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:24,725 No. 313 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:25,968 Chuckie, maybe. 314 00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:27,556 What?! 315 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,560 I'm pretty sure this isn't a fairy bobmother kind of town. 316 00:14:32,423 --> 00:14:33,769 And the lastest pictures 317 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,081 of our trip to Egypt 318 00:14:35,184 --> 00:14:38,118 is me at the pyramids and me on the Sphinx. 319 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:38,981 The end. 320 00:14:39,085 --> 00:14:42,605 Wonderful as always, Susie. 321 00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:44,953 [ yawning]: Boring. 322 00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:46,126 Face it, Carmichael. 323 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,439 I'm the bestest shower-and-teller there is. 324 00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:53,893 Harold, you're next, and I just know this will be interesting. 325 00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:57,862 It's the amazing piece of green cheese. 326 00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:01,107 I found it in my very own cubby. 327 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,625 Thank you, Harold. 328 00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:04,041 Me! Me! Me! 329 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:06,560 Can I go next?! Pretty please! 330 00:15:06,664 --> 00:15:08,700 Sorry, Angelica. 331 00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:11,669 Cassie's turn. 332 00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:15,707 It's my Teething Theresa. 333 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:19,056 It even grows hairs and gets teeth. 334 00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:20,057 See. 335 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,437 CLASS: Whoa! 336 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:26,201 Looks like you're not the bestest after all, Angelica. 337 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:28,686 The only thing better than that doll 338 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,722 would be a real baby. 339 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,932 TEACHER: All right, Angelica. 340 00:15:33,035 --> 00:15:35,762 Let's see what you're so excited to show us. 341 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:39,179 Um, gee, I accidentally left it home. 342 00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:41,009 I'll bring it tomorrow. 343 00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:42,734 [ doorbell ringing] 344 00:15:42,838 --> 00:15:47,084 My, Miriam, is that you? 345 00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:49,879 Sure as shooting, Didi. 346 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,263 Hoedown Day at Withering Oaks. 347 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:57,749 I know what you're thinking-- needs a bandanna. 348 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:58,923 Got one? 349 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:00,718 I'm sure I do. 350 00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,547 Hey there, Dilly boy. 351 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:03,928 Goochie, goochie, goo. 352 00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:06,517 Goochie, goochie, goo. 353 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,622 Tommy, why is there a cowgirl lady 354 00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,866 in your house playing with Dil? 355 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,558 Looks more like a cowmanto me. 356 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:16,182 Well, um, I don't know. 357 00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:17,700 Thanks, dear. 358 00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:19,357 Well, got to fly. 359 00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:20,427 [ cooing] 360 00:16:20,531 --> 00:16:23,051 Bye, you little doll. 361 00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:26,468 I wonder why she called Dil a doll. 362 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:27,503 [ all gasp] 363 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:28,780 You don't think Dil's 364 00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:31,611 been turnded into a doll, do you, Tommy? 365 00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:33,578 Um, I don't think so, Chuckie, 366 00:16:33,682 --> 00:16:36,202 because remember, only fairy bobmothers 367 00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:39,826 can turn babies into dolls-- not cow... uh, peoples. 368 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:45,142 Unless it was a fairy bobmother playing dress-up. 369 00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:48,628 She said she gots to fly. 370 00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:49,732 Oh, no, guys! 371 00:16:49,836 --> 00:16:51,596 We've got to see if Dil's still Dil 372 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,634 or if he gotted turnded into a doll. 373 00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,603 Um, sorry for this, Dil... 374 00:16:58,707 --> 00:17:01,537 um, if you areDil. 375 00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:02,676 [ rattling] 376 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:03,850 Mine! 377 00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:04,989 Attaboy,Dilly! 378 00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:06,128 I never knew a doll 379 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:07,474 that could say that, guys! 380 00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:10,443 But we gots to be sure so, Chuckie, you get 381 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:12,928 to smell his diapy. 382 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,171 [ gasps]: What?! 383 00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:16,656 I'm the one with the stuffed nose, remember. 384 00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:20,867 So if you smells it, it gots to be Dil. 385 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:22,834 [ sniffing] 386 00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:24,664 Oh, that's Dil, all right. 387 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,217 ALL: Yeah! 388 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:27,184 See, guys! 389 00:17:27,287 --> 00:17:28,771 We worrieded for nothing. 390 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,498 If you don't count a flying cowperson 391 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:32,499 in your house. 392 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:35,778 Ready to go to school, Angelica? 393 00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:37,090 Almost, Aunt Didi. 394 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:41,715 I just want to say "hi" to my favoritest babies. 395 00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:49,861 [ snoring softly] 396 00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:00,872 [ monitor scrambling] 397 00:18:00,976 --> 00:18:02,564 [ doll cooing softly] 398 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,876 Sleeping like a baby. 399 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:07,879 Whose tummy is that? 400 00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:09,881 That's just Dil in the talkie-walkie. 401 00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:12,746 DOLL [ on monitor]: I'm a pretty baby. 402 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:13,575 [ all gasp] 403 00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,094 DOLL: I love you. 404 00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:17,855 How come Dil's talking? 405 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,339 I don't know. 406 00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:21,514 Let's ask him. 407 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:26,760 He sure gotted smart since breakfast. 408 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:28,762 Hi, Mommy. 409 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:31,248 He's not that smart. 410 00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:32,490 Want to play with me? 411 00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:34,906 [ giggling]: Want to play with me? 412 00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:39,532 Uh, Tommy, didn't we hear that somewheres before? 413 00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:41,775 Oh, no, you guys! 414 00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:43,674 Dil's been turnded into a doll! 415 00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:46,297 How's he going to get turnded back?! 416 00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,506 That fairy cowmother flied away. 417 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:51,337 Well, uh, we're just going to have to try 418 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,959 and change him back ourselves. 419 00:18:53,062 --> 00:18:56,790 We just got to think what fairy bobmothers do and, uh, do it. 420 00:18:56,894 --> 00:19:01,381 And now the most real-like baby doll of all-- 421 00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:04,971 the Drooling Dil... I mean, baby! 422 00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:07,456 [ Dil yawning] 423 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,425 ALL: Ooh! 424 00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:12,116 Angelica, isn't that... 425 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,117 Ouch! 426 00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:15,464 ALL: Wow! 427 00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:17,121 Uh, pretty real, huh? 428 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:18,260 Well, that's it. 429 00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:19,503 Thank you. The end. 430 00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:23,162 What else can Drooling Dilly do, Angelica? 431 00:19:23,265 --> 00:19:24,853 The nose pull was so real. 432 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,337 We want to see more. 433 00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:27,925 Don't we, class? 434 00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:29,720 CLASS: Yes! 435 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,968 You sure this is fairy dust, Tommy? 436 00:19:37,072 --> 00:19:38,280 With all this dust, 437 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,593 some of its gots to be fairy. 438 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,215 Think we did enough? 439 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,803 [ sneezes] 440 00:19:43,906 --> 00:19:44,907 Not really. 441 00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:45,701 Sorry. 442 00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:48,083 [ all sighing] 443 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:52,605 Okay, uh, doll, be Dil. 444 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,193 [ doll squeaking] 445 00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:55,918 I'm a pretty baby. 446 00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:58,266 [ doll giggling] 447 00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:00,060 Don't worry, Dilly. 448 00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:02,787 I'll get you back somehow. 449 00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:04,030 [ Dil vomiting] 450 00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:10,347 [ class yelling] 451 00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:14,247 Drooling Dilly is scaring me! 452 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:17,871 [ spitting] 453 00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:20,805 [ class yelling] 454 00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:23,981 [ cooing, farting] 455 00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,501 Pooping. 456 00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:29,469 [ class yelling] 457 00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:32,023 To real! To real! 458 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:40,377 Guess you're not the bestest shower-and-teller after all. 459 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,552 [ giggling victoriously] 460 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:45,416 Nowyou fall asleep?! 461 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:49,627 Finger paints, diapy bum cream, mud and spit! 462 00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:52,630 I think we've got some magic potion. 463 00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:56,255 Now we say some magic words. 464 00:20:56,358 --> 00:20:58,878 Uh, abba-ba-dabba. 465 00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,707 Alla-caboo. 466 00:21:00,811 --> 00:21:02,640 Hi, Mommy. 467 00:21:04,539 --> 00:21:09,302 Even if he is a doll, it's probably his nappy time. 468 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,547 Hi, kids. 469 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:14,411 Let's go play downstairs. 470 00:21:14,514 --> 00:21:17,966 We don't want to wake him up, right, guys? 471 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:22,315 You tried your bestest, Tommy. 472 00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:24,179 It wasn't enough, Chuckie. 473 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:28,114 Only the fairy bobmother can turn Dilly back 474 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:30,875 and I don't know how to find her. 475 00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:32,291 [ doorbell buzzing] 476 00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:34,431 Want to hear something precious? 477 00:21:34,534 --> 00:21:35,949 Angelica. 478 00:21:36,053 --> 00:21:41,438 I just wanted to stop by to tell the babies how much I love them. 479 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:43,198 Oh. 480 00:21:44,613 --> 00:21:46,995 [ spitting] 481 00:21:47,996 --> 00:21:50,688 The dolly won't drool on your toys 482 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,587 or wake you up at night 483 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:54,071 or... or poop. 484 00:21:54,174 --> 00:21:58,627 But I want him to drool and wake me up and poop! 485 00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:01,285 I want Dil! 486 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:06,186 Tommy... look! 487 00:22:09,258 --> 00:22:13,470 The fairy bobmother! Come on! 488 00:22:17,197 --> 00:22:19,372 Here's your coffee, Miriam. 489 00:22:19,476 --> 00:22:20,891 Thanks, dear. 490 00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:26,517 Well, if that isn't adorable. 491 00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:29,313 [ kissing] 492 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:32,627 [ kissing] 493 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:34,905 [ Dil yawning] 494 00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:36,078 Tommy! 495 00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:39,461 [ babies cheering] 496 00:22:39,565 --> 00:22:43,258 Do you still love your new dolly, Angelica? 497 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,397 Oh, yes, Mommy! 498 00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:48,815 I didn't even know how much until today. 499 00:22:48,919 --> 00:22:52,129 Want to play with me? 500 00:22:52,232 --> 00:22:53,613 [ groans] 501 00:22:53,717 --> 00:22:56,305 Those dumb babies! 502 00:22:57,962 --> 00:23:01,966 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 503 00:23:02,070 --> 00:23:04,452 and NICKELODEON 504 00:23:04,555 --> 00:23:11,907 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 505 00:23:39,487 --> 00:23:40,557 [ breaking wind] 506 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:43,491 HOWARD: I'll get the rubber gloves!