1 00:00:05,350 --> 00:00:07,283 [ snoring] 2 00:00:11,563 --> 00:00:13,427 [ gasps] 3 00:00:18,673 --> 00:00:22,436 [ kids laughing] 4 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:37,106 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 5 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:40,178 and NICKELODEON] 6 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:07,929 Man: HI, KIDS. 7 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:11,036 WELCOME TO PRESCHOOL SAFETY TOWN. 8 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:15,005 I'M OFFICER DAN, HERE TO HELP YOU KIDS LEARN SAFETY RULES. 9 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:18,043 TODAY YOU'LL PRACTICE SAFE DRIVING, SAFE WALKING 10 00:01:18,147 --> 00:01:18,906 AND SAFE PLAYING. 11 00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:21,357 NOW WHO'S READY FOR SAFETY TOWN? 12 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,530 [ kids cheering] 13 00:01:22,634 --> 00:01:24,325 I GET DIBS ON THE BEEMER! 14 00:01:24,429 --> 00:01:26,051 WALK, DON'T RUN! 15 00:01:26,155 --> 00:01:28,157 OUCHIES AREN'T FUN. 16 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:29,399 HEY! 17 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:31,263 THESE CARS AREN'T REAL. 18 00:01:31,367 --> 00:01:32,264 THEY DON'T HAVE PHONES! 19 00:01:32,368 --> 00:01:33,783 [ tires squealing] 20 00:01:35,854 --> 00:01:36,613 YOO-HOO, HONEY! 21 00:01:36,717 --> 00:01:39,789 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE... GOING. 22 00:01:44,725 --> 00:01:45,657 STAY ALERT! 23 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:46,692 DON'T GET HURT. 24 00:01:47,693 --> 00:01:48,660 MISSED ONE, AUNT DIDI. 25 00:01:48,763 --> 00:01:52,698 THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT, ANGELICA. 26 00:01:54,252 --> 00:01:55,494 LOOK HERE, KIDS. 27 00:01:55,598 --> 00:01:58,152 HANDS ON THE WHEEL, PEDAL IS LIGHT 28 00:01:58,256 --> 00:02:00,499 THIS LITTLE GIRL IS DRIVING JUST RIGHT. 29 00:02:00,603 --> 00:02:03,192 [ kids all talking at once] 30 00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:05,642 [ tires squeal] 31 00:02:05,746 --> 00:02:07,989 HIYA, BABIES. 32 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:10,613 ANGELICA, HOW COME YOU GETS TO GO 33 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:12,856 TO SAFETY TOWN AND WE DON'T? 34 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,170 BECAUSE US GROWN-UP KIDS DON'T WET OUR PANTS. 35 00:02:16,274 --> 00:02:17,206 I DON'T WET MY PANTS! 36 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:20,830 UM, HARDLY EVER. 37 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,003 IT'S OKAY, ANGELICA. 38 00:02:22,107 --> 00:02:23,798 WE'RE HAVING LOTS OF FUN, TOO. 39 00:02:23,902 --> 00:02:26,974 WE'RE SHOWING DIL ALL THE NEAT STUFF WE DO AT THE PARK. 40 00:02:27,077 --> 00:02:29,977 HE ALREADY LEARNDED HIDE-AND-GO-PEEK. 41 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,807 NOW WE'RE TEACHING HIM TO PLAY BALL. 42 00:02:32,911 --> 00:02:37,674 COME ON, SHOW ANGELICA HOW YOU THROW IT. 43 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:39,089 [ gurgles] 44 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:42,817 TOO BAD ALL HE CAN DO IS DRIBBLE. 45 00:02:43,887 --> 00:02:45,993 [ gurgles] 46 00:02:51,378 --> 00:02:53,414 [ wailing] 47 00:02:53,518 --> 00:02:55,382 DON'T CRY, DIL. 48 00:02:55,485 --> 00:02:58,143 I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. 49 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,251 [ toots horn] 50 00:03:02,354 --> 00:03:03,286 [ toots horn] 51 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,839 [ toots horn] 52 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:12,157 [ wailing] 53 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:15,988 WHEN CROSSING THE STREET 54 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:18,853 STOP, LOOK, LISTEN BEFORE MOVING YOUR FEET. 55 00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:21,856 IT'S OKAY, SON. 56 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,168 YOU'RE SAFE NOW. 57 00:03:23,272 --> 00:03:25,860 I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP AROUND HERE. 58 00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:28,829 WOULD YOU LIKE TO STICK WITH ME FOR A WHILE? 59 00:03:28,932 --> 00:03:32,212 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING. 60 00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:41,531 NOW, THAT'S BETTER. 61 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:42,394 OKAY,SAFETYOFFICER 62 00:03:42,498 --> 00:03:44,879 LET'S HIT THE STREET. 63 00:03:44,983 --> 00:03:47,710 NEVER PET A DOG THAT'S STRANGE TO YOU. 64 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:51,231 THAT WOULD BE A DANGEROUS THING TO DO. 65 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:55,200 [ tires squeal] 66 00:03:55,304 --> 00:03:57,547 [ humming] 67 00:03:57,651 --> 00:03:59,653 THANKS FOR HELPING OUT, MA'AM. 68 00:03:59,756 --> 00:04:04,071 OH, IT'S BEEN MY... PLEASURE. 69 00:04:04,174 --> 00:04:06,522 GOOD-BYE, AND DON'T FORGET: SAFETY FIRST. 70 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:09,594 YOU DID A GOOD JOB, OFFICER. 71 00:04:09,697 --> 00:04:11,458 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 72 00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:16,946 Chuckie:LOOK! 73 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:19,949 OFFICER DAN MAKED ME A SAFETY OFFICER. 74 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:23,228 IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE SURE NOBODY GETS HURT 75 00:04:23,332 --> 00:04:25,817 SO FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE 76 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,441 YOU GUYS FOLLER THE SAFETY RULERS, OKAY? 77 00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:30,960 SURE, CHUCKIE. 78 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,238 DO WE GOTS TO CALL YOU OFFICER CHUCKIE? 79 00:04:33,342 --> 00:04:33,928 [ giggles] 80 00:04:34,032 --> 00:04:36,103 YOU CAN IF YOU WANT. 81 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:38,899 CAN I SEE YOUR HANDCUFFS, OFFICER CHUCKIE? 82 00:04:39,002 --> 00:04:40,141 UM, NOT... NOT NOW, PHIL. 83 00:04:40,245 --> 00:04:43,559 COME ON, GUYS, WE STILL GOT LOTS TO SHOW DIL. 84 00:04:43,662 --> 00:04:46,562 I KNOW-- LET'S SHOW DIL HOW TO PLAY RACING REPTARS! 85 00:04:46,665 --> 00:04:49,358 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN! 86 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:51,394 YOU READY? 87 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,707 'LESS OFFICER CHUCKIE'S 88 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:55,847 GOING TO LET ME SEE THOSE HANDCUFFS. 89 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:57,124 NO, PHIL. 90 00:04:57,227 --> 00:05:00,403 NOW, 'MEMBER EVERYBODY-- SAFETY FIRST. 91 00:05:00,507 --> 00:05:01,749 SURE, CHUCKIE. 92 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:03,751 NOW, GET READY, DILLY. 93 00:05:03,855 --> 00:05:06,892 REPTARS, ON YOUR MARKET... GO! 94 00:05:06,996 --> 00:05:08,066 [ laughing] 95 00:05:09,723 --> 00:05:11,725 WALK, DON'T RUN. 96 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:13,071 BUT, CHUCKIE 97 00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:16,246 YOU'RE APPOSED TO RUN WHEN YOU RACE. 98 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:20,906 WELL, ALL RIGHT, BUT TRY NOT TO RUN SO FAST. 99 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:23,012 [ laughing] 100 00:05:23,392 --> 00:05:25,186 TOO FAST. 101 00:05:26,187 --> 00:05:26,740 [ blows whistle] 102 00:05:26,843 --> 00:05:28,983 SLOWERER! 103 00:05:32,193 --> 00:05:33,091 YEAH, THAT'S BETTER. 104 00:05:33,194 --> 00:05:36,439 BUT CHUCKIE, WE'RE NOT MOVING. 105 00:05:36,543 --> 00:05:39,787 AND YOU CAN'T RACE IF YOU DON'T MOVE. 106 00:05:39,891 --> 00:05:43,101 UM, WELL, I DON'T THINK RACING REPTARS 107 00:05:43,204 --> 00:05:45,793 IS SUCH A SAFE GAME AFTER ALL. 108 00:05:45,897 --> 00:05:49,728 MAYBE YOU BETTER SHOW DIL SOMETHING ELSE. 109 00:05:49,832 --> 00:05:50,729 [ babbling] 110 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:52,282 Tommy: OKAY, DIL. 111 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:55,769 IN THE SANDBOX, WE LIKE TO MAKE THE MOUNTAINS REALLY HIGH 112 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:58,288 AND DRIVE OUR TRUCKS DOWN LIKE THIS. 113 00:05:58,392 --> 00:05:59,600 [ gasps] 114 00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:02,948 I'D WRITE YOU A TICKET FOR THROWING THAT SAND, MISTER 115 00:06:03,052 --> 00:06:05,054 BUT I DON'T GOT ANY CRAYONS. 116 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:08,195 BUT I DIDN'T THROW ANY SAND, OFFICER CHUCKIE. 117 00:06:08,298 --> 00:06:10,404 I SAWED YOU WITH MY OWN EYES. 118 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:13,683 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU SEED ME, OFFICER CHUCKIE. 119 00:06:13,787 --> 00:06:16,790 I JUST WALKDED ACROSS THE SANDBOX 120 00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:19,309 WITHOUT LOOKING BOTH WAYS. 121 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:23,728 LOOK, JUST FORGET THE CUFFS, OKAY, PHIL? 122 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:28,146 HI, AUNT DIDI. 123 00:06:28,249 --> 00:06:29,699 SEE MY NEW RACE CAR FOR CYNTHIA? 124 00:06:29,803 --> 00:06:32,012 OH, THAT'S NICE, ANGELICA. 125 00:06:32,115 --> 00:06:36,534 ANGELICA, PLAY CAREFULLY OVER THERE, PLEASE 126 00:06:36,637 --> 00:06:39,537 AND KEEP THE CAR AWAY FROM THE BABIES, OKAY? 127 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,539 YES, AUNT DIDI. 128 00:06:41,642 --> 00:06:44,611 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 129 00:06:44,714 --> 00:06:46,129 [ chuckles] 130 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:49,478 OF COURSE SOMETIMES A CAR'S GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN. 131 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:51,100 DON'T WORRY, GUYS. 132 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:54,483 WE'LL THINK OF A SAFE GAME TO PLAY. 133 00:06:54,586 --> 00:06:56,485 UM, HOW ABOUT AIRPLANES? 134 00:06:56,588 --> 00:06:57,624 THEY MIGHT CRASH. 135 00:06:57,727 --> 00:06:59,936 POP THE TAIL OFF A DONKEY? 136 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,110 COULD GET KICKED. 137 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,008 Phil: RING AROUND THE ROSIES? 138 00:07:03,112 --> 00:07:04,458 YOU'LL ALL FALL DOWN. 139 00:07:04,562 --> 00:07:06,011 OKAY, UM, WELL 140 00:07:06,115 --> 00:07:09,774 MAYBE MY MOMMY BRING SOMETHING WE CAN PLAY WITH. 141 00:07:09,877 --> 00:07:11,120 LOOK, MY BLOCKS! 142 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,502 THEY'RE SAFE TO PLAY WITH, HUH, CHUCKIE? 143 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,780 I DON'T KNOW, TOMMY. 144 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:17,333 THEY'RE AWFUL POINTY. 145 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,336 THEY'RE BLOCKS FOR FEET'S SAKE. 146 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,820 WELL, OKAY. 147 00:07:21,924 --> 00:07:26,618 THEY DO GOTS NICE PICTURES ON THEM, BUT BE CAREFUL. 148 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:27,688 [ gasps] 149 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:31,968 STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LOG! 150 00:07:32,072 --> 00:07:33,970 WHAT'S WRONG, OFFICER CHUCKIE? 151 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:36,939 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU IN JAIL, LIL. 152 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:38,285 HOW COME? 153 00:07:38,388 --> 00:07:40,874 YOU WAS RUNNING WITH SCISSORS. 154 00:07:40,977 --> 00:07:41,944 NUH-UH! 155 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:44,498 YEAH-HUH! 156 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:47,674 THE KID'S REALLY STARTING TO BUG ME. 157 00:07:50,228 --> 00:07:51,988 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, TOMMY? 158 00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:53,956 EVERY TIME WE TRY AND PLAY WE GETS IN TROUBLE. 159 00:07:54,059 --> 00:07:57,062 Phil: YEAH, WE CAN'T HAVE FUN NO MORE 160 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:58,926 WITH OFFICER CHUCKIE AROUND. 161 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,721 WELL, WE GOTS TO 'MEMBER NOW. 162 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:02,136 IT'S FOR OUR OWN GOOD. 163 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,207 CHUCKIE JUST WANTS US TO BE SAFE. 164 00:08:04,311 --> 00:08:05,899 [ blows whistle] 165 00:08:06,002 --> 00:08:08,384 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, TOMMY PICKLES! 166 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,421 NEVER PET A DOG THAT'S STRANGE TO YOU OR... 167 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:15,253 YOU MIGHT GET SOMETHING ON YOUR SHOE. 168 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:18,601 BUT CHUCKIE, SPIKE'S MYDOG. 169 00:08:18,705 --> 00:08:23,951 AND JUST HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT'S REALLY SPIKE? 170 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:26,091 HEY, STOP THAT! 171 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:26,575 [ wailing] 172 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:28,128 CHUCKIE! 173 00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:30,337 HERE YOU GO, DILLY. 174 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,064 WHY'D YOU TAKE DIL'S BOTTLE AWAY, CHUCKIE? 175 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,306 YOU MAKED HIM CRY. 176 00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:36,585 HE WAS DRINKING IT TOO FAST. 177 00:08:36,688 --> 00:08:38,690 YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER, YOUNG MAN. 178 00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:40,140 THAT'S IT, CHUCKIE! 179 00:08:40,243 --> 00:08:44,282 WE CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF YOUR SAFETY RULERS. 180 00:08:44,385 --> 00:08:45,939 YOU WON'T LET US RUN OR PLAY IN THE SANDBOX 181 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:48,424 OR SWING OR SLIDE OR NOTHING. 182 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,289 HOW CAN WE SHOW DIL ALL THE FUN STUFFS WE DO 183 00:08:51,392 --> 00:08:52,635 IF WE CAN'T DO THEM? 184 00:08:52,739 --> 00:08:55,396 SORRY, TOMMY, BUT I GOTS TO DO MY JOB. 185 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,984 OFFICER DAN'S ACCOUNTING ON ME. 186 00:08:57,088 --> 00:08:59,815 YOU HAVE TO DO IT SOMEWHERES ELSE 187 00:08:59,918 --> 00:09:02,611 BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT A SAFETY OFFICER NO MORE. 188 00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:03,612 RIGHT, GUYS? 189 00:09:03,715 --> 00:09:04,440 Both: RIGHT. 190 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,891 BUT WHO'S GOING TO MAKE SURE 191 00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:08,099 YOU PLAY SAFE? 192 00:09:08,202 --> 00:09:08,962 DON'T WORRY, CHUCKIE. 193 00:09:09,065 --> 00:09:11,723 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES 194 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:13,138 LIKE WE USUALLY DO. 195 00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:14,588 WELL, OKAY. 196 00:09:14,692 --> 00:09:18,178 I'LL JUST GO BE SAFETY OFFICER SOMEWHERES ELSE. 197 00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:22,976 STOP, WALK, DON'T HOP. 198 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:24,460 [ giggles evilly] 199 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,359 I'M GOING TO SCARE THE DIAPERS OFF THOSE BABIES. 200 00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:31,398 [ gasps] 201 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:32,744 HEY. 202 00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:36,990 THERE'S SOMETHING AWFUL FUNNY ABOUT THAT CAR. 203 00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:39,233 EAT MY CRUST, BABIES! 204 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:42,202 [ all yelling] 205 00:09:42,305 --> 00:09:44,618 DON'T LEAVE YOUR BONE ON THE GRASS. 206 00:09:44,722 --> 00:09:47,172 [ all yelling] 207 00:09:47,276 --> 00:09:49,347 DON'T WORRY, GUYS. 208 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:52,315 OFFICER CHUCKIE'S COMING! 209 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:54,076 COME ON, SPIKE. 210 00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,078 LET'S GO GET THEM. 211 00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:56,388 [ barks] 212 00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,812 GEE, THANKS, CHUCKIE. 213 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:14,510 COME ON, WE GOTS TO GET PHILLIP! 214 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,998 HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? 215 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:22,345 [ grunts] 216 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:24,693 I CAN'T WATCH. 217 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,248 AM I IN HEAVEN? 218 00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:29,111 WHERE'S MY GOLDFISH? 219 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:31,872 [ chuckling gleefully] 220 00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:33,046 UH-OH! 221 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,428 Angelica: COME BACK HERE, CYNTHIA! 222 00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:40,640 [ crash] 223 00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:42,158 OOPS. 224 00:10:42,262 --> 00:10:46,128 ANGELICA, BY ANY CHANCE IS THIS YOURS? 225 00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:48,095 IT WASN'T MY FAULT, AUNT DIDI. 226 00:10:48,199 --> 00:10:49,131 I WAS DRIVING REAL CAREFUL 227 00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:51,685 LIKE YOU TOLD ME, AND MY HAND SLIPPED. 228 00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:53,618 YEAH, THAT'S IT! 229 00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:54,688 THEN I GOT... 230 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:58,416 GEE, CHUCKIE, YOU SAVED OUR LIVES. 231 00:10:58,519 --> 00:11:00,176 YOU'RE A HERO. 232 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,557 NO, I'M NOT. 233 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,871 I BROKE ALL THE SAFETY RULERS. 234 00:11:04,974 --> 00:11:08,357 I DON'T DESERVE TO BE SAFETY OFFICER. 235 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,635 BUT YOU DID A GREAT JOB, CHUCKIE. 236 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:11,912 YOU RESCUED US FROM ANGELICA. 237 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:15,226 AND MADE SURE WE WERE SAFE. 238 00:11:15,329 --> 00:11:19,713 I GUESS THAT IS MOST 'PORTANT OF ALL. 239 00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:21,922 HERE'S YOUR BADGE, OFFICER CHUCKIE. 240 00:11:22,026 --> 00:11:23,510 THANKS, TOMMY. 241 00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:29,102 I PROMISE YOU GUYS I'LL BE THE BESTEST SAFETY OFFICER EVER! 242 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:31,552 All: OH, NO, NO, NO! 243 00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:33,727 DON'T WORRY, YOU GUYS. 244 00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:38,283 I WON'T MAKE UP SO MANY SAFETY RULERS THIS TIME. 245 00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:40,907 NOW, WHO WANTS TO PLAY TAG? 246 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,736 All: I DO, I DO! 247 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:43,841 [ giggling] 248 00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:45,014 [ blows whistle] 249 00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:47,189 JUST KIDDING. 250 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,847 [ laughs] 251 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,525 [ gasps] 252 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:24,882 STU, THIS CRAFT FAIR IS THE PERFECT SHOWCASE 253 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,090 FOR MY BIRD HOMES. 254 00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:27,747 DON'T YOU MEAN BIRD HOUSES? 255 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:30,991 NO, THEY'RE NOT HOUSES, THEY'RE HOMES. 256 00:12:31,095 --> 00:12:33,062 EACH ONE IS CUSTOM-MADE. 257 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,375 SEE, HERE'S MY ANTEBELLUM MODEL. 258 00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:38,102 OH, AND HERE'S THE POPULAR FRANK LLOYD WREN. 259 00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:41,622 OH, AND MY FAVORITE: THE FIXER-UPPER. 260 00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:43,901 IT'S FOR BIRDS JUST GETTING STARTED. 261 00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:45,972 [ giggling] 262 00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:47,111 [ laughing] 263 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:49,044 OOH, THIS TADPOLE'S SQUIRMING 264 00:12:49,147 --> 00:12:50,597 LIKE A TEN-POUND BASS. 265 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,633 I THINK I'LL TAKE THE KIDS OVER 266 00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:55,084 TO THE ANTIQUE AUCTION FOR A GANDER. 267 00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:56,085 [ bones creak] 268 00:12:56,189 --> 00:12:57,293 OOH! 269 00:12:57,949 --> 00:13:00,089 SPEAKING OF ANTIQUES... 270 00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:01,194 [ laughs] 271 00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:03,921 YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN' I'M AN ANTIQUE-- 272 00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,474 "A PRECIOUS TREASURE 273 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,821 WHOSE VALUE GOES UP EVERY DAY." 274 00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:09,098 [ cackles] 275 00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:10,237 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 276 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,067 COME ON, SPROUTS. 277 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:14,207 WE'RE GOING TO GO LOOK 278 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,796 AT SOME EVEN OLDER STUFF. 279 00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:37,333 WHO'D WEAR THIS JUNK? 280 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:40,509 [ gasps] 281 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,614 TOMMY, WHAT'S A ANTIQUE? 282 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:46,032 I DON'T KNOW, BUT MY GRANDPA SAYS HE'S ONE 283 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,654 SO MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING 284 00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:49,587 THAT CAN TAKE ITS TEETH OUT. 285 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:51,796 OR FALLS ASLEEP WHEN IT TALKS. 286 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,937 OR MAYBE AN ANTIQUE IS SOMETHING REALLY OLD. 287 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,111 [ all gasp] 288 00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:58,113 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 289 00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:02,324 WELL, WHATEVER A ANTIQUE IS, WE GOTS THE BESTEST ONE OF ALL-- 290 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:03,843 MY GRANDPA! 291 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,855 THESE ARE BOUND TO SELL OUT. 292 00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,063 [ hammering] 293 00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:23,069 HMM. 294 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:31,491 MY, SUCH STIFF COMPETITION! 295 00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,562 I THOUGHT I WAS NEXT TO THE MAN 296 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,771 WHO KNITS TIN CANS INTO HATS. 297 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,980 [ buzzing] 298 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,120 THAT'S ART! 299 00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:41,639 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, DEED. 300 00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:43,296 I'LL SEND SOME CUSTOMERS. 301 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,367 ALL RIGHT, DEAR. 302 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,508 WELL, SOMEONEMUST WANT A NICE BIRD HOME. 303 00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:54,963 [ sighs] 304 00:14:57,655 --> 00:15:00,934 WHY, THAT'S JUST LIKE THE CHAIR MY GRANDMA HAD. 305 00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:05,525 NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT. 306 00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,147 JUST LIKE I REMEMBER, DILLY. 307 00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:12,221 MY GRANDMAMMY USED TO ROCK ME 15 TIMES, YOU KNOW 308 00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:12,773 BEFORE I'D... 309 00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:14,361 [ yawns] 310 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,225 I'D FALL A... 311 00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:17,226 [ cooing] 312 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,953 [ snoring] 313 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:25,234 [ giggling] 314 00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:26,235 [ spits] 315 00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:27,478 [ giggles] 316 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,931 LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 317 00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:35,589 OH, IT'S THE PERFECT SIZE FOR DIL. 318 00:15:35,693 --> 00:15:38,040 THANKS, CHUCKAROO. 319 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:47,981 [ giggles] 320 00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:50,225 OOH... 321 00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:52,123 DRESS UP! 322 00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:58,543 THEY SMELL FUNNY. 323 00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:00,511 [ sniffs] 324 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:01,063 I KNOW. 325 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:08,381 CODY, LOOK... 326 00:16:08,484 --> 00:16:09,416 A REAL ANTIQUE. 327 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,970 WE HAVE TO BUY THIS. 328 00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,835 YEAH, IT'LL GO GREAT IN THE LIVING ROOM 329 00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:17,700 RIGHT NEXT TO THE COMPOST PILE. 330 00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:24,707 WOW, THOSE PEOPLE WANT TO BUY YOUR GRANDPA. 331 00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:27,262 YEAH, AND PUT HIM IN THEIR LIVING ROOM. 332 00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:28,228 [ gasps] 333 00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:29,229 THEY MUST COLLECT GRANDPAS. 334 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,439 I DON'T CARE IF HE IS A REAL ANTIQUE. 335 00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:33,371 THEY CAN'T HAVE HIM. 336 00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:36,271 BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO KEEP HIM? 337 00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:37,099 [ gasps] 338 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,069 STAY HERE, DILLY. 339 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:41,621 [ giggles] 340 00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,140 [ gasps] 341 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:47,075 YOU GUYS, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO. 342 00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:49,249 SAY BYE-BYE TO GRANDPA? 343 00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:52,114 NO, LIL-- DO WHAT BABIES DO BEST AT A TIME LIKE THIS. 344 00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:59,156 [ all wailing] 345 00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:06,473 HEY, SHOULD WE WAKE UP THE OLD GUY? 346 00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:07,647 NO, NO, NOT YET. 347 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:12,445 BESIDES, HE COVERS UP THE CRACK IN THE SEAT. 348 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,688 [ all cheering] 349 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:18,106 [ giggling] 350 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:24,353 [ all gasp] 351 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:24,974 [ Dil giggling] 352 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,046 THERE GOES DIL. 353 00:17:27,149 --> 00:17:28,047 WE GOTS TO GET HIM 354 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,358 'FORE THEY COME BACK FOR GRANDPA! 355 00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:32,258 COME ON! 356 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:34,536 HELP ME PULL THIS HORSEY MOBILE 357 00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:36,227 ON TOP OF THOSE RUGS. 358 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:37,987 [ grunting] 359 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:41,232 [ giggles] 360 00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:41,715 COME ON, CHUCKIE. 361 00:17:41,819 --> 00:17:43,303 GET ON! 362 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:46,686 [ Chuckie yelling] 363 00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:51,380 DADDY, DADDY. 364 00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:53,348 WE GOTS TO JUMP! 365 00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:54,694 [ all grunt] 366 00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:56,178 WANT TO DO IT AGAIN? 367 00:17:56,282 --> 00:18:01,080 OH, I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS STUFF. 368 00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:06,395 [ giggles] 369 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:07,638 [ grunting] 370 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:11,780 GANPA! GANPA! 371 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:15,266 THAT'S RIGHT! WE GOTS TO GET BACK TO GRANDPA. 372 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,658 HMM. 373 00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:32,249 [ bird chirping] 374 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,185 OH! 375 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:39,670 WELL, MY FIRST CUSTOMER. 376 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:40,533 [ birds chirping] 377 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:41,672 [ gasps] 378 00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,225 AND MY SECOND. 379 00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:46,884 TWO OUT OF TWO BIRDS AGREE-- MY BIRD HOMES ARE THE BEST. 380 00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:50,129 [ birds squawking] 381 00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:52,234 [ sneezes] 382 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,202 OH, DEAR! 383 00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,273 NICE BIRDIES. 384 00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:58,309 STU! 385 00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:02,071 [ saw buzzing] 386 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:07,629 [ snoring] 387 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:08,319 [ grunts] [ grunts] 388 00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:14,394 [ both grunt] 389 00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:18,191 AND THE NEXT ITEM UP FOR BID 390 00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:20,918 IS THIS GENUINE ANTIQUE ROCKING CHAIR. 391 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,713 COMPLETE WITH GENUINE ANTIQUE ROCKER. 392 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:24,232 [ chuckles] 393 00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:28,408 ANYONE OUT THERE WANT TO BUY A NICE OLD GENT? 394 00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:29,513 OH, NO! 395 00:19:29,616 --> 00:19:30,410 WE'RE TOO LATE. 396 00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:33,068 THAT MAN'S GOING TO SELL GRANDPA. 397 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,623 BUT YOUR GRANDPA GIVES ME BIG HUGS. 398 00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:39,247 AND HE LETS YOU PLAY WITH THE HAIR COMING OUT OF HIS EARS. 399 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:42,802 WE CAN'T LET ANYBODY ELSE BUY GRANDPA! 400 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:44,838 WE GOTS TO BUY HIM OURSELVES. 401 00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:48,704 BUT TOMMY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEYS. 402 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,810 WHAT AM I BID FOR THIS ANTIQUE? 403 00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:52,260 CORINNE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE 404 00:19:52,363 --> 00:19:55,021 THAT MAN'S REALLY FOR SALE, TOO, DO YOU? 405 00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:59,128 I'M NOT SURE, DOREEN, BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS HOPE! 406 00:19:59,232 --> 00:19:59,784 THIRTY! 407 00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:00,992 30-- DO I HEAR...? 408 00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:01,752 FORTY! 409 00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:03,443 [ crowd murmuring] 410 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:07,447 I GOTS... HALF A LOLLIPOP. 411 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:08,345 AND ME, TOO. 412 00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:11,796 HEY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT! 413 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,143 I... I GOTS A MINI REPTAR THINGY. 414 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,594 I GOTS MY TRUSTY STEWDRIVER. 415 00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:18,700 WELL, I THINK WE GOTS ENOUGH 416 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,219 TO BUY GRANDPA NOW. 417 00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:23,360 I THINK WE GOTS ENOUGH FOR TWOGRANDPAS. 418 00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:27,674 40... 50... DO I HEAR 60? 419 00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:28,641 SIXTY! 420 00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:29,642 SIXTY-FIVE! 421 00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:31,230 SIXTY-SEVEN! 422 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,783 OH... 67. 423 00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:35,475 WE'RE LOOKING FOR 70, 70 OR 75. 424 00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:36,718 75-- WE HAVE 75. 425 00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,582 LOOKING FOR 80. 426 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:39,376 Auctioneer: ANYONE FOR 80? 427 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,516 THERE IS 80, WE HAVE 80. 428 00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:42,275 I'M LOOKING FOR 90, 90. 429 00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:44,415 WE HAVE 90, 90 IN BACK. 430 00:20:45,865 --> 00:20:48,074 DIL! 431 00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:50,214 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 432 00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:51,698 WHERE'S GRANDPA AND THE KIDS? 433 00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:53,459 [ gasps] 434 00:20:57,773 --> 00:20:59,396 HUH? 435 00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:00,431 POP! 436 00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:01,467 90 IN BACK. 437 00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:02,433 DO I HEAR 100? 438 00:21:02,537 --> 00:21:03,262 ONE HUNDRED! 439 00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:06,092 110... 20... 30... 440 00:21:06,195 --> 00:21:07,024 40... 50! 441 00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:09,578 TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD. 442 00:21:09,682 --> 00:21:11,062 HURRY! 443 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:11,925 SOMEONE REALLY WANTS GRANDPA! 444 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:15,343 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE. 445 00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:18,587 SOLD FOR $150 TO THE BIDDER IN BACK. 446 00:21:18,691 --> 00:21:23,178 [ applause and cheering] 447 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,559 OH, NO! 448 00:21:24,662 --> 00:21:25,939 WE'RE TOO LATE, YOU GUYS. 449 00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:28,632 GRANDPA'S SOLDED. 450 00:21:28,735 --> 00:21:29,840 All: OH, NO! 451 00:21:29,943 --> 00:21:31,669 OH, NO! 452 00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:32,877 THE KIDS! 453 00:21:32,981 --> 00:21:34,879 [ gasps] 454 00:21:34,983 --> 00:21:36,433 [ sighs] 455 00:21:36,536 --> 00:21:39,436 DAISY, DIG THAT EARTHY NATURAL LOOK. 456 00:21:39,539 --> 00:21:41,438 OH, HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 457 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:42,059 ACTUALLY, IT'S... 458 00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:42,922 NO, DON'T TELL. 459 00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:45,234 IT'LL RUIN THE MAGIC. 460 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:48,755 WE LOVE ALL NATURAL GROOVINESS. 461 00:21:48,859 --> 00:21:51,068 OH, IT'S ALL NATURAL, ALL RIGHT. 462 00:21:51,171 --> 00:21:52,449 WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL. 463 00:21:52,552 --> 00:21:53,484 YOU WILL? 464 00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:54,485 OH! 465 00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:57,350 I'M TELLING YOU, I WASN'T BIDDING! 466 00:21:57,454 --> 00:21:58,006 YOUR PADDLE MOVED. 467 00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,422 SOMEONE HAS TO PAY. 468 00:22:00,526 --> 00:22:02,079 UH-OH. 469 00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:04,668 I DON'T THINK YOUR DADDY GOTS ENOUGH MONEYS 470 00:22:04,771 --> 00:22:05,945 TO BUY YOUR GRANDPA. 471 00:22:06,048 --> 00:22:06,773 WE'LL BUY HIM WITH OURMONEYS. 472 00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:08,948 STU, LOOK! 473 00:22:09,051 --> 00:22:11,813 I MADE $200! 474 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:12,745 GREAT!GREAT! 475 00:22:12,848 --> 00:22:14,091 I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, DEED. 476 00:22:14,194 --> 00:22:15,403 [ clattering] 477 00:22:16,956 --> 00:22:19,165 SOLD! 478 00:22:21,995 --> 00:22:23,687 WE DID IT. 479 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:24,619 WE BOUGHT GRANDPA. 480 00:22:24,722 --> 00:22:27,000 HEY, NOW WE GOTS OUR OWN ANTIQUE! 481 00:22:27,104 --> 00:22:29,934 ALL MY BIRD HOME MONEY. 482 00:22:30,038 --> 00:22:31,350 WELL, I GOT SOMETHING TO CHEER YOU UP-- 483 00:22:31,453 --> 00:22:34,594 A CHAIN-SAW-CARVED WOODEN DUMMI BEAR. 484 00:22:36,596 --> 00:22:38,080 I DON'T THINK THEY LIKE 485 00:22:38,184 --> 00:22:40,151 YOUR DADDY'S ANTIQUE, TOMMY. 486 00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:43,362 THAT'S BECAUSE NOTHING'S AS GOOD AS GRANDPA. 487 00:22:43,465 --> 00:22:44,846 WHAT? 488 00:22:44,949 --> 00:22:47,849 WELL, HELLO, SPROUTS. 489 00:22:47,952 --> 00:22:49,540 NOW, WHERE WAS I? 490 00:22:49,644 --> 00:22:50,645 OH, YES. 491 00:22:50,748 --> 00:22:53,199 MY GRAMMY USED TO ROCK ME... 492 00:22:53,302 --> 00:22:57,686 [ kids laughing] 493 00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:04,831 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 494 00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:06,971 and NICKELODEON] 495 00:23:33,653 --> 00:23:36,345 [Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 496 00:23:42,351 --> 00:23:44,802 Officer Dan: NEVER PET A DOG THAT'S STRANGE TO YOU.