1 00:00:13,668 --> 00:00:15,636 [ snoring] 2 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:21,159 [ gasps] 3 00:00:27,786 --> 00:00:30,168 [ kids laughing] 4 00:00:42,732 --> 00:00:45,631 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 5 00:00:45,735 --> 00:00:47,323 and NICKELODEON] 6 00:01:04,236 --> 00:01:06,135 Sailor: Where are we, captain? 7 00:01:06,238 --> 00:01:08,827 Captain: We're in unexplored territory. 8 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:12,796 Sailor: Sir, look at the size of that thing. 9 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:14,764 It's headed for Flanaghan. 10 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:16,386 Captain: Sound the alarm! 11 00:01:16,490 --> 00:01:17,594 [ alarm buzzing] 12 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:19,493 Sailor: We did it, sir. 13 00:01:19,596 --> 00:01:21,874 He's leaving Flanaghan alone. 14 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:24,187 Captain: Prepare to chase, First Mate. 15 00:01:24,291 --> 00:01:26,638 That leviathan is a danger to everyone. 16 00:01:26,741 --> 00:01:28,502 Prepare to fire torpedoes. 17 00:01:28,605 --> 00:01:31,367 First Mate: Aye, aye, sir. 18 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:33,507 Torpedoes ready, captain. 19 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:36,579 Captain: What are you waiting for? Fire torpedo! 20 00:01:36,682 --> 00:01:38,581 WATCH THIS, MY SCRUBMARINE 21 00:01:38,684 --> 00:01:41,204 CAN GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FISHY TANK. 22 00:01:41,308 --> 00:01:42,792 FISHY, FISHY. 23 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,345 HOW COME HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE 24 00:01:44,449 --> 00:01:46,416 IN A SCRUBMARINE? 25 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,624 HE'S A TUBA DIVER. 26 00:01:47,728 --> 00:01:49,592 HE JUST BLOWS IN HIS TUBA 27 00:01:49,695 --> 00:01:51,766 THEN, HE CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER. 28 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:55,011 [ cooing] 29 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,634 LOOK OUT, TOMMY, THAT BIG FISHY'S COMING BACK 30 00:01:57,738 --> 00:01:59,395 TO GET THE TUBA DIVER. 31 00:01:59,498 --> 00:02:01,466 DON'T WORRY, CHUCKIE. 32 00:02:01,569 --> 00:02:03,640 SCRUBMARINE TO THE RESCUE! 33 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:05,608 YOU YOUNG PEOPLE TODAY 34 00:02:05,711 --> 00:02:08,749 JUST HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING NEW. 35 00:02:08,852 --> 00:02:10,992 WHY, I'VE HAD MY OLD STATION WAGON 36 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:13,271 SINCE YOU WERE 15 YEARS OLD. 37 00:02:13,374 --> 00:02:14,582 OW! 38 00:02:14,686 --> 00:02:15,549 POP, I LOVE MY CAR. 39 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:16,929 BUT WITH THE NEW BABY 40 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:19,000 WE NEED SOMETHING BIGGER. 41 00:02:19,104 --> 00:02:22,003 I CAN GET A GREAT DEAL ON A PASTORELLI 9000 MINI-VAN 42 00:02:22,107 --> 00:02:23,660 JUST BY BUYING IT USED. 43 00:02:23,764 --> 00:02:28,665 USED?! YOU'LL NEVER FIND A GOOD DEAL ON A USED CAR. 44 00:02:28,769 --> 00:02:30,322 I WILL AT LOONEY LARRY'S. 45 00:02:30,426 --> 00:02:32,945 ANY CAR ON THE LOT FOR HALF PRICE. 46 00:02:33,049 --> 00:02:35,638 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THOSE USED CAR SALESMEN ARE-- 47 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:36,604 THEY'RE SHARKS! 48 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:38,503 DON'T WORRY, POP. 49 00:02:38,606 --> 00:02:39,849 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 50 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:42,058 [ glass breaking] 51 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:45,510 WELL... 52 00:02:45,613 --> 00:02:46,683 PACK IT UP, SPROUTS. 53 00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:47,995 WE'RE GOING TO GO ALONG 54 00:02:48,098 --> 00:02:50,308 AND SAVE DADDY FROM THE SHARKS. 55 00:02:50,411 --> 00:02:52,310 [ gurgling, giggling] 56 00:02:58,592 --> 00:03:01,457 DO YOU SEE THE SHARKS YET, TOMMY? 57 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,699 NOT YET, CHUCKIE. 58 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:04,598 I DON'T EVEN SEE THE WATER. 59 00:03:07,704 --> 00:03:11,743 YOU KNOW, THEY KEEP THE GOOD CARS IN THE BACK FOR THEMSELVES. 60 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:14,504 THESE CARS IN THE SHOWROOM ARE JUST A BUNCH 61 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:16,403 OF SPRUCED-UP JUNK PILES. 62 00:03:16,506 --> 00:03:19,302 UH-HUH. JUST LET ME DO THE TALKING, ALL RIGHT? 63 00:03:19,406 --> 00:03:21,994 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 64 00:03:22,098 --> 00:03:24,756 I DON'T KNOW. 65 00:03:24,859 --> 00:03:27,068 IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE MY FISHY TANK 66 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:28,346 BUT I DON'T SEE MY... 67 00:03:28,449 --> 00:03:29,450 THERE THEY ARE. 68 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:29,692 [ kids gasp] 69 00:03:32,142 --> 00:03:35,007 Tommy: SCRUBMARINE! 70 00:03:35,111 --> 00:03:37,078 [ gurgling] 71 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:39,943 QUICK, WE GOTS TO GET ON THAT SCRUBMARINE 72 00:03:40,047 --> 00:03:41,980 AND SAVE MY DAD FROM THE SHARKS. 73 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,153 LET'S PADDLE. 74 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:53,440 [ Dill gurgling] 75 00:03:53,543 --> 00:03:54,682 THE PASTORELLI 76 00:03:54,786 --> 00:03:56,822 IS A FINE PIECE OF ITALIAN ENGINEERING-- 77 00:03:56,926 --> 00:03:58,755 300 HORSEPOWER, SUPERB HANDLING 78 00:03:58,859 --> 00:04:00,654 AND ITS UNIQUE TUBE-LIKE DESIGN 79 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:03,484 OFFERS THE LOWEST WIND RESISTANCE QUOTIENT. 80 00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:07,488 VERY NICE, IF YOU LIKE DRIVING A METAL SALAMI. 81 00:04:07,592 --> 00:04:09,456 GOOD JOB, LET'S CLIMB ON. 82 00:04:09,559 --> 00:04:11,596 BUT HOW DO WE GET IN? 83 00:04:11,699 --> 00:04:12,976 HUH, HMM, HUH... 84 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,910 THERE HAS TO BE A DOOR ON IT SOMEWHERES. 85 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:18,672 SEE? 86 00:04:18,775 --> 00:04:21,122 COME ON, SCRUBMARINERS, LET'S GO! 87 00:04:22,503 --> 00:04:24,505 [ grunting] 88 00:04:24,609 --> 00:04:27,577 AND THIS GENUINE VENETIAN VINYL 89 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:29,752 IS STANDARD ON ALL MODELS. 90 00:04:37,138 --> 00:04:39,175 SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW YOUR PASTORELLIS. 91 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,521 I'M A BIG FAN. 92 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:41,798 YOU'RE A BIG NINNY. 93 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:43,628 YOUR KIDS LIKE THEM, TOO. 94 00:04:43,731 --> 00:04:45,802 [ giggling, talking] 95 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:49,461 OH, MY GOSH, POP, HOW'D THEY GET IN THERE? 96 00:04:49,565 --> 00:04:52,637 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SHOWROOM MODELS DON'T WORK. 97 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:55,605 MY BET IS THAT NONE OF THESE LEMONS WORK. 98 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:57,849 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO STAY HERE 99 00:04:57,952 --> 00:04:59,816 AND WATCH THE TIKES WHILE I SHOW DAD 100 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,819 A TERRIFIC LITTLE NUMBER WE JUST GOT IN TODAY. 101 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:04,614 WOULD YOU MIND, POP? 102 00:05:04,718 --> 00:05:05,960 I'LL NEED MY WITS ABOUT ME 103 00:05:06,064 --> 00:05:08,066 IF WE'RE GOING TO TALK TURKEY. 104 00:05:08,169 --> 00:05:10,793 YUP, I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THE SPROUTS. 105 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:12,933 BUT DON'T BUY ANYTHING WITHOUT ME. 106 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:14,935 DON'T WORRY, WE'LL CONSULT YOU 107 00:05:15,038 --> 00:05:16,523 EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 108 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:18,525 SO CUTE WHEN THEY GET OLD-- 109 00:05:18,628 --> 00:05:19,733 LIKE BIG, BALD KIDS. 110 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:24,703 [ snoring] 111 00:05:24,807 --> 00:05:27,775 Tommy: SEE ANYTHING, WORST MATE CHUCKIE? 112 00:05:27,879 --> 00:05:30,157 NOPE, NOTHING, CAPTAIN TOMMY. 113 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:33,885 OF COURSE, I'M ONLY LOOKING THROUGH MY HANDS. 114 00:05:33,988 --> 00:05:37,682 LOOKY, LOOKY. 115 00:05:37,785 --> 00:05:39,994 [ gasps] OH, NO! 116 00:05:40,098 --> 00:05:42,652 THERE'S SOMETHING SWIMMING AROUND MY DADDY! 117 00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:46,691 [ kids gasping] 118 00:05:46,794 --> 00:05:49,659 Chuckie: SHARK! 119 00:05:49,763 --> 00:05:50,971 AND THE CHROME PACKAGE 120 00:05:51,074 --> 00:05:53,042 RAISES THE RESALE BY TEN PERCENT, EASY. 121 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,733 NOT THAT YOU'LL EVERY WANT 122 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:56,597 TO LET GO OF THIS BABY. 123 00:05:56,701 --> 00:05:57,978 HE CAN'T HEAR US. 124 00:05:58,081 --> 00:05:59,635 HE'S GOING IN! 125 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:02,189 GUYS, WE GOTS TO DIVE THIS SCRUBMARINE 126 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:03,777 AND SAVE MY DADDY FROM THE SHARK! 127 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,607 PADDLE STATIONS, EVERYBODY! 128 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:14,995 [ siren blaring] 129 00:06:15,098 --> 00:06:17,998 HOW DO WE MAKE IT GO DOWN, CAPTAIN TOMMY? 130 00:06:18,101 --> 00:06:20,932 IT'S JUST LIKE A ELEVATOR, WORST MATE CHUCKIE-- 131 00:06:21,035 --> 00:06:22,658 PUSH THE BUTTON. 132 00:06:22,761 --> 00:06:26,869 Tommy: HERE WE GO! 133 00:06:26,972 --> 00:06:29,837 [ alarm blaring, horn honking] 134 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:31,149 [ inhaling] [ inhaling] 135 00:06:31,252 --> 00:06:32,322 [ giggling] 136 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,876 [ beeps] 137 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:34,773 AND THE CAR ALARM IS INCLUDED. 138 00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:36,879 ABSOLUTELY NO EXTRA CHARGE. 139 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:38,225 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 140 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:39,709 [ popping] 141 00:06:39,813 --> 00:06:43,575 THAT... THAT'S AN ANTI-THEFT DEVICE. 142 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,138 DO YOU SEE MY DADDY ANYWHERES? 143 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:58,003 NO, I SEE ROCKS AND SOME SEAWEEDS 144 00:06:58,107 --> 00:07:00,040 AND I THINK OVER THERE 145 00:07:00,143 --> 00:07:02,801 IS A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLYFISH. 146 00:07:07,392 --> 00:07:10,222 UH-OH. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIGHTS? 147 00:07:10,326 --> 00:07:12,811 LET ME CHECK THE BEAR-A-SCOPE. 148 00:07:12,915 --> 00:07:15,780 OH, NO, WE'RE GOING TO HIT A WHALE! 149 00:07:17,298 --> 00:07:18,265 A WHALE? 150 00:07:18,368 --> 00:07:20,854 QUICK, CHUCKIE, GRAB THE WHEEL! 151 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:22,614 HARD TO PORK SIDE! 152 00:07:22,718 --> 00:07:26,031 [ Dill gurgling, Chuckie grunting] 153 00:07:26,135 --> 00:07:28,102 STOP IT, DILL! 154 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:29,966 NO, LET GO! 155 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:31,692 [ kids grunting] 156 00:07:31,796 --> 00:07:33,073 [ Dill giggling] 157 00:07:33,176 --> 00:07:35,282 [ snoring] 158 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:40,045 MR. PICKLES, YOUR KIDS HAVE PICKED OUT 159 00:07:40,149 --> 00:07:41,944 THE BEST ONE IN THE SHOWROOM 160 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:44,291 AND WE CAN ALWAYS TRUST OUR KIDS, RIGHT? 161 00:07:44,394 --> 00:07:45,844 [ giggling] 162 00:07:45,948 --> 00:07:47,018 OW. 163 00:07:47,121 --> 00:07:48,260 WE DID IT, GUYS. 164 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:50,159 WE MISSED THE WHALE! 165 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,678 UP, BEAR-A-SCOPE! 166 00:07:51,781 --> 00:07:53,334 NEXT TIME, CAN WE MAKE SURE 167 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:55,026 THAT DILL DOESN'T HELP? 168 00:07:55,129 --> 00:07:57,684 [ cooing] 169 00:07:57,787 --> 00:07:59,755 WHAT IS IT, LOOKOUT DILL? 170 00:07:59,858 --> 00:08:01,791 DA-DA! DA-DA! 171 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:02,274 [ gasps] 172 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:04,691 IT'S MY DADDY! 173 00:08:04,794 --> 00:08:07,107 HE'S COMING THIS WAY! 174 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:09,627 Chuckie: AND THE SHARK IS AFTER HIM. 175 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:11,939 WELL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH 176 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:13,389 THAT SHARK TO BE NICE. 177 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,391 PREPARE TO FIRE POTATOES. 178 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,326 WE DON'T HAVE NO POTATOES. 179 00:08:19,429 --> 00:08:21,949 OH. WELL, LET'S JUST FIRE 180 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:23,813 WHATEVER WE GOTS! 181 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:26,091 THESE ARE THE FINEST DOOR GUARDS ON ANY... 182 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:27,299 OW! 183 00:08:27,403 --> 00:08:28,266 ACTUALLY, IF YOU DON'T WANT... 184 00:08:28,369 --> 00:08:30,371 OW! OW! OW! 185 00:08:30,475 --> 00:08:31,856 EXCUSE ME! 186 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:33,720 KIDS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 187 00:08:33,823 --> 00:08:35,100 CUTE LITTLE FELLAS, HUH? 188 00:08:35,204 --> 00:08:38,310 RED-HAIRED ONE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. 189 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,761 NOW, IF YOU LOOK AT THESE FENDERS... 190 00:08:40,865 --> 00:08:43,971 WE THREW EVERYTHING AT HIM AND HE'S STILL THERE. 191 00:08:44,075 --> 00:08:47,181 THAT SHARK'S TEETH ARE BIGGER THAN MY HEAD. 192 00:08:47,285 --> 00:08:48,458 [ shivering] 193 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,495 I WISH YOUR DADDY WAS IN HERE WITH US. 194 00:08:50,599 --> 00:08:52,808 THAT'S IT, CHUCKIE! 195 00:08:52,911 --> 00:08:54,395 WE GOTS TO OPEN UP THE SCRUBMARINE 196 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:56,363 AND LET HIM IN! 197 00:08:56,466 --> 00:08:58,227 OPEN UP THE SCRUBMARINE? 198 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:01,126 BUT WHAT IF THE SHARK COMES IN WITH HIM? 199 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:03,301 THAT'S A CHANCE WE GOTS TO TAKE. 200 00:09:03,404 --> 00:09:04,716 DILL, PREPARE TO TURN ALL THE KNOBS 201 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:07,201 AND PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS. 202 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:09,445 [ gurgling] 203 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:14,864 I DON'T THINK THIS IS A VERY GOOD IDEA. 204 00:09:14,968 --> 00:09:16,003 HELP ME, CHUCKIE. 205 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:18,730 [ giggling] 206 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:22,769 [ grunting] 207 00:09:22,872 --> 00:09:24,287 [ whispering]: COME HERE. 208 00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:26,255 I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING YOU THIS 209 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,946 BUT THIS CAR ISN'T USED. 210 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:30,017 THERE WAS A MIX-UP AT THE FACTORY; 211 00:09:30,121 --> 00:09:31,881 THEY SENT IT TO US BRAND-NEW. 212 00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:33,400 [ crashing] 213 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:35,264 TAKE COVER, SONS! 214 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,300 HUH? 215 00:09:37,404 --> 00:09:38,957 [ Dill cooing] 216 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,098 [ yelping] 217 00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:45,136 WHAT HAVE YOU BABIES BEEN DOING IN HERE? 218 00:09:45,239 --> 00:09:47,448 [ screaming] 219 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:49,209 [ gasps] 220 00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:51,832 WE'LL HAVE TO SWIM FOR IT, YOU GUYS. 221 00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:53,523 YOU EVER HEAR THE OLD SAYING 222 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,525 "YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT"? 223 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,217 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T IMAGINE 224 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,115 HOW THEY COULD HAVE... 225 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,326 KIDS! 226 00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:04,604 HEY! 227 00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:10,920 [ muffled talking] 228 00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:13,613 SHARK! SHARK! 229 00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:20,136 THIS WAY, CHUCKIE! 230 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:20,274 [ gasping] 231 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:25,107 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED BACK THERE. 232 00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:37,188 [ sighing in relief] 233 00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:41,226 [ screaming] 234 00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:51,581 I GUESS THIS IS... 235 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,963 GOOD-BYE, CHUCKIE. 236 00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:54,999 [ gasping] 237 00:10:57,622 --> 00:10:58,727 [ gasping] 238 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:01,074 Tommy: SCRUBMARINE! 239 00:11:01,177 --> 00:11:03,628 [ talking excitedly] 240 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,253 SO YOU DO KEEP THE GOOD ONES IN BACK. 241 00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:09,703 THAT'S THE ONE I DRIVE. 242 00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:11,256 YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT ONE. 243 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,499 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO 244 00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:14,052 MAKE A DEAL WITH THE COPS 245 00:11:14,156 --> 00:11:15,536 ABOUT THIS PILE OF JUNK 246 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,331 YOU TRIED TO SELL MY BOY. 247 00:11:17,435 --> 00:11:19,506 [ chuckling] 248 00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:21,128 [ gulps] 249 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:22,302 [ kids giggling] 250 00:11:24,442 --> 00:11:25,650 THAT'S RIGHT, DEED. 251 00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:27,583 HALF PRICE, JUST LIKE THE AD. 252 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,516 HE EVEN THREW IN A FREE CAR PHONE. 253 00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:31,035 WOW, TOMMY. 254 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:34,107 THIS IS THE PRETTIEST SCRUBMARINE 255 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:35,349 I EVER SEEN. 256 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:36,972 AND ADMIRABLE DADDY 257 00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:39,215 REALLY KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE IT, HUH? 258 00:11:39,319 --> 00:11:54,196 YUP, WORST MATE, CHUCKSTER. 259 00:11:54,299 --> 00:12:02,238 YUP, WORST MATE, CHUCKSTER. 260 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:04,724 [ chomping and slurping] 261 00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:28,540 YEAH, NOTHING SAYS POTLUCK 262 00:12:28,644 --> 00:12:31,026 LIKE GRANDMA DEVILLE'S CREOLE SURPRISE. 263 00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:37,411 DA-DA! 264 00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:40,690 THE FINSTER FAMILY TOMATO-CELERY ASPIC. 265 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,520 THE TRICK IS DESEEDING THE TOMATOES. 266 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,318 MIXED NUTS. 267 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:51,080 WE'VE BEEN ON VACATION. 268 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:54,566 DID YOU CHECK OUT THAT MUSEUM OF THE STRANGE AND UNUSUAL? 269 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,120 OH, WE SURE DID. 270 00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:57,466 IT WAS GREAT. 271 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,813 YES, WE OWEYOU FOR THAT. 272 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:02,574 THERE WAS THE BIGGEST GROWNUP IN THE WORLD 273 00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:03,230 AND THE SMALLEST GROWNUP 274 00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:05,715 IN THE WORLD 275 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,788 AND THERE WAS A LITTLE HOUSE MADE ALL OUT OF CHEWING GUM. 276 00:13:08,891 --> 00:13:11,135 THEY EVEN HAD A TWO-HEADED COW. 277 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,792 All: OH...! 278 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,210 DARN. DROPPED THAT LAST PIG-IN-A-BLANKET. 279 00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:20,558 WHOA. THAT'S A SMALL PIG. 280 00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:23,803 MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE IT TO THAT WEIRD PLACE 281 00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:26,150 ANGELICA WAS TALKING ABOUT. 282 00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:29,705 HMM, THE WORLD'S SMALLEST HOT DOG. 283 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:35,573 [ grunts] 284 00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:44,547 SORRY, CYNTHIA, BUT YOU NEED TO LOOK REALLY WEIRD. 285 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,864 SORRY, TOMMY. 286 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:53,211 MMM, THAT'S OKAY, CHUCKEROO. 287 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:55,800 OOPS. 288 00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:58,492 DID I MESS UP YOUR PICTURE AGAIN? 289 00:13:58,596 --> 00:14:02,462 UM, NO, I WAS GOING TO DRAW IT THAT WAY ANYWAYS. 290 00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:05,189 I NEVER BUMPED YOU BEFORE, TOMMY. 291 00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:08,778 I ALWAYS SIT HERE, AND YOU ALWAYS SIT THERE. 292 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,160 DO YOU THINK MY ARM GROWED? 293 00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:12,748 WELL... 294 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,646 OH, CHUCKIE, I KNOW. 295 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:18,581 IT'S 'CAUSE YOU USED TO PUT YOUR CRAYON IN THE HAND 296 00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:20,342 NEXT TO SPIKE'S DOGHOUSE, REMEMBER? 297 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:22,309 OH, YEAH. 298 00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:23,863 GUESS I FORGOT. 299 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,835 THIS HAND COLORS BETTER. 300 00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:36,323 CHUCKIE'S VERY ARTISTIC, CHAZ. 301 00:14:36,427 --> 00:14:39,257 SAY, I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE, BUT IS HE LEFT-HANDED? 302 00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:40,914 HE'S BEEN SWITCHING BACK AND FORTH. 303 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:42,191 I'M SURE IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. 304 00:14:42,295 --> 00:14:44,469 NORMAL?! 305 00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:46,955 YOU KNOW WHAT BEING LEFT-HANDED MEANS, DON'T YOU? 306 00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:49,578 UH, USING YOUR LEFT HAND? 307 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,925 EXACTLY, WHICH MEANS CHUCKIE WILL BE DIFFERENT 308 00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:53,789 AS IN HE WON'T FIT IN 309 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,687 AS IN HE WON'T MAKE THE RIGHT FRIENDS 310 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,655 AS IN HE'LL NEVER GET INTO AN IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE. 311 00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,760 NOW, CHARLOTTE, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 312 00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:02,763 LEFT-HANDERS CAN DO EVERYTHING RIGHT-HANDERS DO. 313 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,386 WASN'T UNCLE HUGH A LEFTY? 314 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:05,974 YEAH. HE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM-- 315 00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:09,460 EXCEPT REMEMBER HOW HE ALWAYS PUT HIS PANTS ON BACKWARDS? 316 00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:10,771 STU, PLEASE. 317 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,808 CHUCKIE WILL BE JUST FINE. 318 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,672 WELL, MAYBE I 319 00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:17,364 SHOULD ENCOURAGE CHUCKIE TO USE HIS RIGHT HAND. 320 00:15:17,468 --> 00:15:19,919 NOW, CHAZ, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. 321 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,472 MAYBE LIPSCHITZ HAS... 322 00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:22,887 OF COURSE! 323 00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:24,751 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF LIPSCHITZ BEFORE? 324 00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:26,615 HE HAS THAT NEW WHILE-YOU-WAIT TODDLER CONSULTATION KIOSK 325 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,997 DOWN AT THE MALL. 326 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,240 I CAN STILL GET THERE BEFORE THEY CLOSE. 327 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,415 HMM. 328 00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:36,832 WHY DID YOUR DADDY GO AWAY SO FAST, CHUCKIE? 329 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,732 UH... I THINK IT WAS 'CAUSE I WAS COLORING WITH MY WRONG HAND 330 00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:43,252 INSTEAD OF MY RIGHT HAND. 331 00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:44,909 YOU GUYS, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW 332 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:46,980 THERE WAS A RIGHT AND WRONG HAND. 333 00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:48,740 THEY LOOK THE SAME TO ME. 334 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,052 NO, NO. 335 00:15:50,156 --> 00:15:52,503 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS ONE. 336 00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:54,608 STEP RIGHT UP 337 00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:57,887 AND SEE ANGELICA'S "WEIRD STUFF" SHOW. 338 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:02,720 COME SEE THE SEVENTH BLUNDER OF THE WORLD, THE TWO-HEADED DOLL. 339 00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:03,997 HEY, ANGELICA 340 00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:05,757 YOU GOT THE TWO-HEADED DOLL? 341 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:07,967 THAT'S RIGHT, TIMMY. 342 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,969 PRICE OF SUBMISSION IS ONE COOKIE. 343 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:15,008 [ gasps] 344 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:20,980 OH, THAT'S JUST TWO DOLLS STUCK TOGETHER. 345 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,982 IT IS NOT. 346 00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,604 FOR YOUR INFORMATION 347 00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:27,331 CYNTHIA AND CYNTHIA WERE BORN THIS WAY. 348 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,816 THAT'S NOT WORTH A COOKIE! 349 00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:34,545 HEY, YOU DON'T GET THAT BACK! 350 00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:37,789 I THINK IT'S VERY SPECIAL THAT CHUCKIE'S LEFT-HANDED. 351 00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:40,689 ONLY TEN PERCENT OF THE POPULATION IS, YOU KNOW. 352 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,657 STILL, HE'LL NEED SPECIAL SCISSORS, DESKS, NOTEBOOKS 353 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:46,488 AND HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT. 354 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:48,490 WELL, I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT. 355 00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:51,631 AUNT DIDI, CAN I PLAY WITH COUSIN DILL? 356 00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:52,425 NO, HONEY. 357 00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:53,978 HE'S GOT A LITTLE COLD TODAY. 358 00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:55,842 HMM! 359 00:16:57,464 --> 00:16:59,052 HI, ANGELICA. 360 00:16:59,156 --> 00:17:00,398 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH FINSTER? 361 00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:05,058 CHUCKIE'S SAD 'CAUSE HE DOES EVERYTHING 362 00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,508 WITH HIS WRONG HAND. 363 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:07,888 OH! THAT'S NOT HIS WRONG HAND 364 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:10,408 IT'S HIS LEFT HAND. 365 00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:11,858 DON'T YOU BABIES KNOW ANYTHING? 366 00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:13,722 MY LEFT HAND? 367 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,517 SO IT'S NOT WRONG? 368 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,831 WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT EXACTLY. 369 00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:21,764 IN FACT, ONLY TEN PERSONS IN THE WHOLE POOPULATION 370 00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,904 ARE LEFT-HANDED. 371 00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:25,837 ONLY TEN? 372 00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,701 THEN I'M REALLY SPECIAL. 373 00:17:27,805 --> 00:17:31,464 YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL, CHUCKIE, YOU'RE... DIFFERENT. 374 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,431 YOU'LL HAVE TO USE DIFFERENT STUFF 375 00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:35,675 LIKE SPOONS AND CLOTHES 376 00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:37,159 AND FOOD. 377 00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:39,403 OH, AND YOU CAN NEVER DRIVE A CAR. 378 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:42,475 OH... WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME? 379 00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:44,684 IT'S NOT ALL BAD, CHUCKIE. 380 00:17:44,787 --> 00:17:48,170 NOW YOU CAN BE IN ANGELICA'S "WEIRD STUFF" SHOW. 381 00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:51,035 YOU'LL BE MY MAIN DISTRACTION: 382 00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:53,589 CHUCKIE THE LEFT-HANDED BOY. 383 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:55,936 UM, UH... THANKS ANYWAY, ANGELICA 384 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,871 BUT I JUST, I DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE IN YOUR SHOW. 385 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:03,461 I JUST WANT TO BE CHUCKIE THE REGULAR BOY. 386 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,532 OKAY, BUT DON'T COME CRYING TO ME 387 00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:07,569 WHEN YOU CAN'T GET A REAL JOB. 388 00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:11,987 [ sneezes] 389 00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:18,718 I DON'T WANT TO BE DIFFERENT, TOMMY. 390 00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:21,686 I WANT TO BE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 391 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:24,517 WELL, YOU USED TO USE YOUR RIGHT HAND. 392 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,174 I BET YOU COULD DO IT AGAIN. 393 00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:26,967 YOU THINK SO? 394 00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:29,936 SURE. COME ON. 395 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,046 YAH! 396 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,876 DAH! 397 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,606 [ squeaking] 398 00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,687 COME SEE DILL 399 00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:59,068 THE ICKIEST BABY IN THE KNOWED WORLD. 400 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,070 ONLY ONE COOKIE. 401 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,072 OOKIE, OOKIE. 402 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,591 NOT FOR YOU, GOO BOY. 403 00:19:06,283 --> 00:19:08,492 THAT'S JUST A BABY! 404 00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:11,598 HEY, MY NOSE RUNS TOO. 405 00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:13,221 HEY, GET BACK HERE! 406 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:14,912 YOU OWE ME A COOKIE! 407 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:16,707 BYE-BYE. 408 00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,678 [ grunting] 409 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,994 [ coughing] 410 00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:30,755 OH, I CAN'T DO IT. 411 00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:33,965 I CAN'T MAKE TOYS GO OR HAMMERS SQUEAK 412 00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:36,036 OR THROW A BALL. 413 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:40,731 I'M NEVER GOING TO BE LIKE REGULAR BABIES EVER AGAIN. 414 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:44,044 I'M GOING TO JUST ALWAYS BE DIFFERENT. 415 00:19:44,148 --> 00:19:46,046 [ sighs] 416 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:50,050 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BE IN ANGELICA'S SHOW AFTER ALL. 417 00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:51,776 I'M GOING TO GO NOW. 418 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:59,267 ANGELICA, I'M READY TO BE IN YOUR MAIN DISTRACTION. 419 00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:02,304 OH, CHUCKIE. WELL... 420 00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:06,135 I'VE GOT SOME REALLY, REALLY GOOD DISTRACTIONS ALREADY. 421 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:10,036 THAT'S THE MOST DRIED-UP DEAD FLY THAT EVER LIVED 422 00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:12,970 AND THAT'S A REAL, TRUE DINOSAUR BONE 423 00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:16,145 AND THAT'S UNCLE STU'S GROSS POTATO SALAD. 424 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,940 WHY'S THAT HERE? 425 00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:19,942 IT'S GOT YUCKY GREEN THINGS IN IT. 426 00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:22,082 SO I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED ME. 427 00:20:22,186 --> 00:20:23,705 SEE YOU. 428 00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,810 I JUST 'MEMBERED-- ALL POTATO SALAD 429 00:20:25,914 --> 00:20:27,743 GOTS YUCKY GREEN THINGS IN IT 430 00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:30,021 BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT-HANDED BOY. 431 00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:34,992 LET ME GET YOU A CRAYON 432 00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:37,236 SO PEOPLES CAN SEE HOW WEIRD YOU ARE. 433 00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:39,445 [ sighs] 434 00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:42,413 HI, CHUCKEROO. 435 00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,312 UM, UH, ARE YOU HAVING FUN? 436 00:20:44,415 --> 00:20:47,073 UH, WELL, KIND OF 437 00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:50,870 EXCEPT I HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO AN OLD, DEAD FLY. 438 00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:53,217 NO TALKING TO MY MAIN DISTRACTION. 439 00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:55,046 YOU CAN SEE HIM FOR A COOKIE. 440 00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:57,911 ANGELICA, WHY CAN'T I TALK TO MY FRIENDS? 441 00:20:58,015 --> 00:20:59,223 SORRY, CHUCKIE. 442 00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:02,191 YOU CAN ONLY BE FRIENDS WITH WEIRD PEOPLES NOW. 443 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:06,161 I GOTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH A FLY AND AN OLD DOG BONE? 444 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,302 I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH TOMMY AND PHIL AND LIL. 445 00:21:09,406 --> 00:21:12,132 AH, WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THEM ANYWAYS? 446 00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:13,962 LOOK AT THEM. 447 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,447 PHIL EATS BUGS, LIL'S ALWAYS GOT A DIRTY FACE 448 00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,242 AND TOMMY'S BALD AND LUMPY. 449 00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:20,900 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ALL OF THEM. 450 00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:22,419 NO, THERE ISN'T. 451 00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:24,352 THEY'RE JUST DIFFERENT. 452 00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:28,183 YEAH, THAT'S FOR SURE. 453 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,428 HEY, SO IF WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT, THEN I'M NOT WEIRD. 454 00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:34,810 I'M THE SAME AS YOU GUYS. 455 00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:37,019 CHUCKIE'S RIGHT, ANGELICA. 456 00:21:37,123 --> 00:21:39,367 WE'RE ALLDIFFERENT, EVEN YOU. 457 00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:41,403 ME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 458 00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:42,473 I'M NOT DIFFERENT. 459 00:21:42,577 --> 00:21:44,199 HOW AM I DIFFERENT? 460 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,376 WELL, UM... YOU'RE, UM... UH, KIND OF BOSSY. 461 00:21:48,479 --> 00:21:51,310 WHAT? I'M NOT BOSSY! 462 00:21:51,413 --> 00:21:53,208 HEY, GET AWAY FROM THAT FLY! 463 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,106 YOU BABIES MOVE OVER THERE! 464 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,453 [ sneezes] 465 00:21:56,556 --> 00:21:58,144 AND YOU, STOP SNEEZING! 466 00:21:59,939 --> 00:22:02,217 HEY, I AM KIND OF BOSSY, AREN'T I? 467 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,220 COOL. 468 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,360 SO THE PEOPLE AT THE LIPSCHITZ KIOSK SAID 469 00:22:07,464 --> 00:22:09,293 TO GIVE CHUCKIE PLENTY OF REASSURANCE 470 00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:10,501 AND HE'LL BE FINE. 471 00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:11,985 OF COURSE HE WILL. 472 00:22:12,089 --> 00:22:14,091 IT'S DIDI WHO CAN'T DRIVE A STICK SHIFT. 473 00:22:14,194 --> 00:22:16,507 WELL, ACTUALLY, I CAN'T EITHER. 474 00:22:16,611 --> 00:22:20,856 OH, AND WHILE I WAS AT THE MALL, I SAW THIS LEFT-HANDED STORE. 475 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,859 IT HAD ALL THESE NEAT THINGS FOR LEFTIES. 476 00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:25,930 HERE'S HIS LEFT-HANDED WHISK 477 00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:28,001 AND A SHOEHORN AND A STEAM IRON 478 00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:31,039 AND THIS REALLY NICE PENCIL. 479 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,558 STEP RIGHT UP. 480 00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:36,078 COME SEE WEIRD PEOPLES FROM AROUND THE ROAD. 481 00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:38,874 WE GOT TOMMY THE AMAZING BALD BABY 482 00:22:38,978 --> 00:22:41,325 PHIL THE BUG-EATIN' BOY 483 00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:45,018 AND LIL, THE DIRTIEST GIRL IN THESE IGNITED STATES 484 00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:46,468 AND ME 485 00:22:46,572 --> 00:22:49,609 THE BOSSIEST GIRL WHO EVER WAS BORN. 486 00:22:49,713 --> 00:22:51,266 [ kids clamoring] 487 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:54,200 NO PUSHING. 488 00:22:54,303 --> 00:22:54,821 ONE AT A TIME. 489 00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:57,410 GIVE ME THAT COOKIE. 490 00:22:57,514 --> 00:23:01,345 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 491 00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:04,417 and NICKELODEON 492 00:23:04,521 --> 00:23:07,006 Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]