1 00:00:04,901 --> 00:00:06,834 [ snoring] 2 00:00:11,908 --> 00:00:12,978 [ gasps] 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,987 [ kids laughing] 4 00:00:33,757 --> 00:00:36,657 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 5 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,729 and NICKELODEON] 6 00:01:05,651 --> 00:01:06,997 [ laughing] 7 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:13,625 Stu: I STILL DON'T GET WHAT KIND OF OFFICE PICNIC 8 00:01:13,728 --> 00:01:16,593 WON'T LET YOU BRING YOUR KIDS. 9 00:01:16,697 --> 00:01:20,045 Drew: UH, THEY CALL IT AN OUTDOOR BRAINSTORMING SESSION. 10 00:01:20,149 --> 00:01:23,221 WE HAVE TO WEAR TIES AND BRING OUR COMPUTERS. 11 00:01:23,324 --> 00:01:26,155 I'M NOT SURE THIS IS A REAL PICNIC AT ALL. 12 00:01:26,258 --> 00:01:28,502 Betty: AW, DON'T WHINE, CHAZ. 13 00:01:28,605 --> 00:01:31,056 MY "WOMEN WHO WELD" CLASS ENDS AT SIX. 14 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,886 I'LL SNAG HOWARD AND WE'LL MEET BACK HERE 15 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:35,233 FOR BEANIE-WIENIES. 16 00:01:35,336 --> 00:01:36,820 [ chuckles] 17 00:01:36,924 --> 00:01:39,375 Betty: LOOKS LIKE HE'S READY TO DIG IN. 18 00:01:39,478 --> 00:01:41,929 [ laughing]: AIN'T IT CUTE? 19 00:01:42,032 --> 00:01:43,206 [ Didi gasps] 20 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:45,760 STU, LOOK! HE'S GOT A SPOON. 21 00:01:45,864 --> 00:01:48,211 AND HE DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF. 22 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:50,455 [ kids grunting] 23 00:01:50,558 --> 00:01:52,146 BETTER HAUL OUT THE BABY BOOK 24 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:53,423 AND WRITE THAT DOWN! 25 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:54,390 [ both gasp] 26 00:01:54,493 --> 00:01:55,460 STU? 27 00:01:55,563 --> 00:01:57,565 HAVE YOU KEPT DILL'S BABY BOOK? 28 00:01:57,669 --> 00:01:58,704 YOU KEPT IT. 29 00:01:58,808 --> 00:02:00,603 I'M... I'M SURE WE HAVE ONE 30 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:02,156 AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 31 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:05,780 OH, SWEET MOTHER-OF-PEARL, DO YOU BELIEVE THOSE TWO? 32 00:02:05,884 --> 00:02:07,299 I FOUND IT MUCH EASIER 33 00:02:07,403 --> 00:02:10,233 TO RECORD CHUCKIE'S ENTIRE INFANCY ON VIDEO. 34 00:02:10,337 --> 00:02:13,478 YOU REALLY SHOULD WATCH WEEKS TEN THROUGH 13. 35 00:02:13,581 --> 00:02:16,170 [ chuckling] THEY'RE A SCREAM. 36 00:02:16,274 --> 00:02:17,654 OH, HERE IT IS. 37 00:02:17,758 --> 00:02:19,311 NOW, LET ME JUST GET A PEN. 38 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:21,589 WHAT KIND OF BOOK IS THIS? 39 00:02:21,693 --> 00:02:24,247 THERE'S NO PICTURES OR WORDS OR NOTHING. 40 00:02:24,351 --> 00:02:27,319 OH, BUT WE'RE GOING TO FILL IT UP RIGHT AWAY 41 00:02:27,423 --> 00:02:30,080 STARTING WITH MY BIG BOY AND HIS SPOON. 42 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:34,154 AUNT DIDI, NOBODY'S GOING TO READ A BOOK 'BOUT A SPOON. 43 00:02:34,257 --> 00:02:38,330 A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS NAMED ANGELICA-- THAT'S A GOOD BOOK. 44 00:02:38,434 --> 00:02:41,678 NO, DEAR, THIS IS DILL'S BABY BOOK. 45 00:02:41,782 --> 00:02:44,923 THIS IS WHERE WE'LL WRITE DOWN ALL HIS FIRSTS-- 46 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:48,616 HIS FIRST SMILE AND THE FIRST TIME HE ROLLED OVER... 47 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,826 AND... OH, STU... WE'RE SO FAR BEHIND! 48 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:53,276 LET'S NOT PANIC. 49 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:56,176 WE'LL JUST RECREATE EVERYTHING FROM MEMORY. 50 00:02:56,279 --> 00:02:57,625 HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 51 00:02:57,729 --> 00:02:58,626 [ burps] 52 00:02:58,730 --> 00:02:59,800 [ giggling] 53 00:02:59,903 --> 00:03:01,767 [ panicked]: OKAY, NOW, WE KNOW 54 00:03:01,871 --> 00:03:03,700 HE'S DONE THAT BEFORE, RIGHT? 55 00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:07,117 ANGELICA, WHAT'S THAT BOOK 56 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,429 MY MOMMY TOOK? 57 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:10,362 IT'S YOUR BABY BOOK. 58 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:12,882 IT'S WHERE GROWNUPS WRITE THE BORING STUFF 59 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,987 YOU BABIES DO. 60 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:16,817 LIKE WHAT, ANGELICA? 61 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,336 LIKE WHEN YOU BURP AND DROOL 62 00:03:18,439 --> 00:03:19,578 AND MAKE ICKY SOUNDS. 63 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:23,306 I BET DILL'S BABY BOOK GOT LOTS IT IN. 64 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:26,861 ACTUALLY, IT'S EMPTY, BUT I GUESS THAT'S NO SURPRISE 65 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,657 SINCE HE NEVER DOES NOTHING INTERESTING. 66 00:03:29,761 --> 00:03:32,522 WELL, THAT'S OKAY, HE'LL DO LOTS OF NEAT STUFF 67 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:33,799 WHEN HE GETS OLDER. 68 00:03:33,903 --> 00:03:36,354 OH, TOMMY, DILL ISN'T A BORING BLOB 69 00:03:36,457 --> 00:03:37,769 'CAUSE HE'S LITTLE 70 00:03:37,872 --> 00:03:39,564 IT'S 'CAUSE HE'S DUMB. 71 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:42,429 EVEN DUMBER THAN YOUR REGULAR BABIES. 72 00:03:42,532 --> 00:03:43,637 HE IS NOT! 73 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:44,879 SURE HE IS. 74 00:03:44,983 --> 00:03:47,848 HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED DILL CAN'T EVEN WALK? 75 00:03:47,951 --> 00:03:50,885 WHEN I WAS HIS AGE I WAS TALKING AND WALKING 76 00:03:50,989 --> 00:03:52,439 AND RIDING A TRICYCLE. 77 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:54,855 I JUST HOPE UNCLE STU AND AUNT DIDI 78 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:57,375 DON'T TAKE HIM BACK TO THE BABY STORE 79 00:03:57,478 --> 00:04:00,032 TO TRADE HIM FOR A SMART BABY. 80 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,348 [ giggling and cooing] 81 00:04:06,867 --> 00:04:09,904 THEY CAN'T TRADE HIM FOR A DIFFERENT BABY. 82 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:11,009 HE'S NOT DUMB. 83 00:04:11,112 --> 00:04:14,668 YEAH, HE'S JUST... HE... UM... 84 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:16,946 WHAT IS HE, TOMMY? 85 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:19,362 HE'S JUST A REGULAR BABY, LIL-- 86 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:21,191 LIKE US, ONLY LITTLER. 87 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,228 AND HE SMELLS WORSER. 88 00:04:23,332 --> 00:04:25,955 BUT... THAT'S A GOODTHING. 89 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,854 Chuckie: YEAH, I BET HE'S REALLY, REALLY SMART! 90 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:30,684 [ giggling] 91 00:04:30,787 --> 00:04:32,617 [ gurgling] 92 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,446 [ Phil clears his throat] 93 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:37,553 'COURSE, HE DOES JUST SIT THERE MOST OF THE TIME. 94 00:04:37,656 --> 00:04:41,281 YOU GUYS, I BET DILL KNOWS HOW TO DO LOTS OF STUFF. 95 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:42,730 WATCH! 96 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:59,057 UH, MAYBE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A DOUGHNUT. 97 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,748 HERE, LET ME TRY. 98 00:05:00,852 --> 00:05:03,061 I'LL BET HE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE 99 00:05:03,164 --> 00:05:04,787 'TWEEN SCARY AND NICE. 100 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:08,446 OKAY, DILL, MAKE BELIEVE PHIL 101 00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:12,588 IS A BIG, SCARY MONSTER. 102 00:05:12,691 --> 00:05:15,660 [ growling, yelling...] 103 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,975 [ scared]: OKAY... ALL RIGHT, PHIL, THANKS. 104 00:05:21,079 --> 00:05:25,186 NOW, MAKE BELIEVE LIL IS YOUR MOMMY WITH A BLANKIE. 105 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:28,811 COME HERE, NICE, STINKY LITTLE BABY. 106 00:05:28,914 --> 00:05:32,711 NOW, WHICH IS BETTEREST? 107 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,508 [ Dill cooing] 108 00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:37,854 [ yelps] 109 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,615 [ cheering]ALL RIGHT, DILL! 110 00:05:39,718 --> 00:05:41,410 HE PICKED MOMMY! 111 00:05:41,513 --> 00:05:44,309 [ mutters, grunts] 112 00:05:44,413 --> 00:05:45,897 NO, DILL! 113 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,071 OH, HE WAS RIGHT AFORE. 114 00:05:48,175 --> 00:05:50,004 [ giggling] 115 00:05:50,108 --> 00:05:52,731 LOOKS LIKE IT'S BACK TO THE BABY STORE. 116 00:05:52,835 --> 00:05:55,044 UH, MAYBE ANGELICA WAS RIGHT, TOMMY. 117 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,804 Angelica: I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. 118 00:05:56,908 --> 00:05:58,599 WHAT DID I SAY? 119 00:05:58,703 --> 00:06:01,947 [ squealing]: YUCKY, YUCKY! 120 00:06:02,051 --> 00:06:04,502 CAN'T YOU SAY "ANGELICA" YET? 121 00:06:04,605 --> 00:06:06,504 [ giggling]: YUCKY! 122 00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:09,921 OH, I'M SORRY, TOMMY, I FORGOT. 123 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:12,682 OF COURSE, DILL CAN'T TALK RIGHT. 124 00:06:12,786 --> 00:06:13,890 DILL CAN SO TALK. 125 00:06:13,994 --> 00:06:15,823 UH, HE JUST NEEDS, UH... 126 00:06:15,927 --> 00:06:17,860 TO LEARN SOME MORE WORDS. 127 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:19,827 UH... THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO. 128 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:22,761 WE'LL TEACH DILL ALL THE NAMES OF STUFF 129 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:25,246 AND THEN HE'LL BE REALLY SMART. 130 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:29,389 HMM, NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN TEACH HIM 'BOUT. 131 00:06:32,564 --> 00:06:37,086 DILL, THIS IS A STATUE OF OUR GRANDPA HOLDING A BALL. 132 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,468 HE GOTS THIS 'CAUSE HE TURNED OLD. 133 00:06:39,571 --> 00:06:41,297 CAN YOU SAY "GRANDPA"? 134 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,574 MINE. 135 00:06:42,678 --> 00:06:45,197 UM... LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE. 136 00:06:46,509 --> 00:06:48,373 THIS IS THE CLICKER. 137 00:06:48,477 --> 00:06:51,134 IT MAKES THE T.B. WINK AT YOU. 138 00:06:51,238 --> 00:06:52,964 CAN YOU SAY "CLICKER"? 139 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,137 MINE! 140 00:06:54,241 --> 00:06:55,173 [ sighs] 141 00:06:55,276 --> 00:06:57,451 HERE'S A PLAIN OLD SOCK. 142 00:06:57,555 --> 00:06:58,970 DILL, SAY "SOCK". 143 00:06:59,073 --> 00:07:00,143 MINE! 144 00:07:00,247 --> 00:07:02,283 HE SURE KNOWS THATWORD. 145 00:07:02,387 --> 00:07:05,632 MAYBE THE GROWNUPS WILL KEEP HIM IF YOU MAKE HIM 146 00:07:05,735 --> 00:07:06,943 INTO A LAMP. 147 00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:08,738 OH, WE GOTS TO MAKE HIM 148 00:07:08,842 --> 00:07:10,395 A SMART BABY SOMEHOW! 149 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:11,948 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 150 00:07:12,052 --> 00:07:14,537 WELL, I COULD HAVE TEACHED HIM 151 00:07:14,641 --> 00:07:18,023 SOME REALLY SMART STUFF, SEEING AS I GO TO SCHOOL. 152 00:07:18,127 --> 00:07:19,128 WAIT, ANGELICA! 153 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:22,407 WOULD YOU TEACH DILL, PLEASE! 154 00:07:22,511 --> 00:07:25,410 [ kids pleading] 155 00:07:25,514 --> 00:07:28,033 WELL... I'D LIKE TO, BUT YOU SEE 156 00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:32,279 I'M VERY, VERY BUSY WITH MY PRINCESS ANGELICA CASTLE. 157 00:07:32,382 --> 00:07:35,075 OF COURSE, IF YOU WANTED TO HELP... 158 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:36,145 WE'LL DO ANYTHING! 159 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,146 REALLY? 160 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,699 YOU BABIES WOULD, SAY... 161 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:40,598 DIG ME A MOAT FOR THE CASTLE? 162 00:07:40,701 --> 00:07:42,151 SURE. RIGHT, GUYS? 163 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:42,979 RIGHT!RIGHT!RIGHT! 164 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,602 AND YOU WOULDN'T MIND ME 165 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:46,673 LOCKING YOU INTO THE DUNGEON? 166 00:07:46,776 --> 00:07:48,329 NOPE! RIGHT, GUYS? 167 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:49,676 [ all hesitating] 168 00:07:49,779 --> 00:07:50,884 I GUESS SO. 169 00:07:50,987 --> 00:07:52,402 YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF ALL 170 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:54,301 THE PRINCESS ANGELICA PONIES 171 00:07:54,404 --> 00:07:56,199 AND SHOVEL OUT THE STAPLES? 172 00:07:56,303 --> 00:08:00,065 [ all muttering]: OKAY... IF WE GOT TO... IF YOU SAY SO. 173 00:08:00,169 --> 00:08:01,653 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TEACH HIM. 174 00:08:01,757 --> 00:08:03,310 THANKS, ANGELICA! 175 00:08:03,413 --> 00:08:05,105 'SCUSE ME, TOMMY 176 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:08,660 BUT FROM NOW ON, IT'S... MS. PICKLES. 177 00:08:10,662 --> 00:08:12,595 HMM, BABY'S FIRST LAUGH. 178 00:08:12,699 --> 00:08:14,355 IT WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY. 179 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:15,633 ARE YOU SURE? 180 00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:18,256 IT WAS RIGHT AFTER HE SPIT UP ON MY CAKE. 181 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:20,534 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 182 00:08:20,638 --> 00:08:21,949 [ Didi giggles] 183 00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:26,816 [ kids grunting] 184 00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:32,995 NOW, CLASS, AFORE WE START 185 00:08:33,098 --> 00:08:36,412 UM, DO ANY OF YOU STINKY BABIES HAVE TO GO POTTY? 186 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,034 UM, I THINK I DO. 187 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:41,348 WELL, TOO BAD, FINSTER, YOU'RE IN SCHOOL NOW 188 00:08:41,451 --> 00:08:44,040 AND WE CAN'T HAVE ALL THESE INTERRUPTIONS. 189 00:08:44,144 --> 00:08:49,080 NOW, FOR OUR FIRST LESSON, I'LL EXPLAIN THE WHOLE WORLD. 190 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:50,530 FIRST, THE SKY. 191 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:53,912 THE SKY IS BLUE 'CAUSE IT'S ALL WATER, LIKE THE OCEAN. 192 00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:56,605 BUT, ANGE... I MEAN, MS. PICKLES 193 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,814 UH... I THOUGHT THERE WAS 194 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,748 SOMETHING ELSE UP THERE, LIKE AIR. 195 00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:05,027 I'M THE TEACHER, SO EVERYTHING I SAY IS RIGHT! 196 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:09,203 IF THE SKY IS WATER, WHERE'S ALL THE FISHIES? 197 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:10,653 UM... UH... 198 00:09:11,999 --> 00:09:13,794 THE CLOUDS IS FISH! 199 00:09:13,898 --> 00:09:16,279 OKAY, THEN HOW COME WHEN IT RAINS 200 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:18,212 THE FISH DON'T FALL DOWN? 201 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,801 'CAUSE THERE'S NO WATER DOWN HERE! 202 00:09:20,905 --> 00:09:23,079 AND NO MORE TALKING IN CLASS! 203 00:09:23,183 --> 00:09:24,460 NOW, WHERE WAS I? 204 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,773 WHAT ABOUT THE WATER IN THE OCEAN? 205 00:09:26,876 --> 00:09:28,844 WAS SOMEONE TALKING? 206 00:09:28,947 --> 00:09:30,811 All: NO, MS. PICKLES. 207 00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:32,054 GOOD! 208 00:09:32,157 --> 00:09:34,712 NOW, UNDERNEATH THE SKY IS THE GROUND 209 00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:36,472 WHICH IS MADE OF CHEESE. 210 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,889 CHEESE?! THE GROUND'S NOT MADE OF CHEESE. 211 00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:42,754 HEY, WHO'S THE TEACHER HERE? 212 00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:44,791 [ giggling, cooing] 213 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:46,309 CHEESE, CHEESE! 214 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:49,174 I SAID NO MORE TALKING! 215 00:09:49,278 --> 00:09:50,762 YUCKY, YUCK... 216 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:52,764 OW! THAT'S IT! 217 00:09:52,868 --> 00:09:54,594 I'M DONE BEING HIS TEACHER! 218 00:09:54,697 --> 00:09:56,975 BUT... ANGELICA, YOU CAN'T GO. 219 00:09:57,079 --> 00:09:58,943 YOU GOT TO TEACHER DILL. 220 00:09:59,046 --> 00:10:00,530 HE PULLED MY HAIR! 221 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,464 AND MS. PICKLES, IF THE GROUND WAS CHEESE 222 00:10:03,568 --> 00:10:05,259 WOULDN'T PEOPLES EAT IT? 223 00:10:05,363 --> 00:10:08,469 NO, PHILLIP, THE NANIMALS WOULD. 224 00:10:08,573 --> 00:10:10,851 PEOPLES WOULD EAT IT FIRST, LILLIAN. 225 00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:13,371 NO, THEY WOULDN'T, PHILLIP! 226 00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:16,685 MS. PICKLES, I GOT TO GO POTTY! 227 00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:19,170 YOU BABIES BETTER BE QUIET 228 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:21,241 OR I'M GOING TO SEND YOU ALL HOME! 229 00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:23,312 OH, MY GOODNESS! 230 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,659 WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE? 231 00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:27,143 [ all yelling] 232 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:28,662 OH, NO! 233 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:32,286 MY MOMMY AND DADDYS IS COMING, AND DILL ISN'T ANY SMARTER. 234 00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:36,325 ANGELICA! HOW DID YOU GET DILL ALL THE WAY OUT... 235 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,327 [ gasps] STU, LOOK! 236 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,294 WOW! HE HASN'T DONE THAT BEFORE. 237 00:10:40,398 --> 00:10:42,503 WE GOT TO PUT THIS IN THE BABY BOOK. 238 00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:43,539 I THINK WE HAVE 239 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,093 A SMART LITTLE GUY ON OUR HANDS. 240 00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:49,096 [ gurgling, giggling] 241 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,685 DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 242 00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:54,930 DILL'S A SMART BABY AFTER ALL! 243 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:57,553 OKAY, BABIES, I SAVED DILL FOR YOU. 244 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,245 IT'S TIME TO GET TO WORK ON MY MOAT. 245 00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:02,903 BUT, ANGELICA, YOU DIDN'T SAVE DILL. 246 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,146 HE SAVED HISSELF. 247 00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:05,457 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 248 00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:07,770 I TEACHED HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. 249 00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:11,740 UH-UH, YOU DIDN'T TEACH HIM TO PUT HIS TOES IN HIS MOUTH. 250 00:11:11,843 --> 00:11:14,743 YEAH, I'LL BET YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT! 251 00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:15,778 SURE, I CAN. 252 00:11:15,882 --> 00:11:17,815 WATCH, I'LL SHOW YOU. 253 00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:18,988 [ groaning] 254 00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:20,645 [ grunting] 255 00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:23,130 GOSH, TOMMY, DILL MUST BE 256 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:25,857 EVEN SMARTER THAN ANGELICA. 257 00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:29,792 I'LL SHOW YOU, DUMB BABIES! 258 00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,311 [ grunting...] 259 00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:38,663 [ Dill spits up] 260 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,492 OH, DEAR. 261 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:41,770 [ Dill cooing] 262 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:45,428 WELL, THAT BOOK SHOULD BE FILLED UP IN NO TIME. 263 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:48,017 [ all laughing...] 264 00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:02,135 [ Dill wailing...] 265 00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:16,597 [ giggling...] 266 00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:22,258 WHAT'S WRONG, TOMMY? 267 00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:23,328 AW, NOTHING. 268 00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:24,985 I'M JUST A LITTLE SLEEPY. 269 00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:26,780 DILL WAS CRYING ALL NIGHT. 270 00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:30,094 THANKS FOR WATCHING MY LITTLE ANGEL THIS AFTERNOON. 271 00:12:30,197 --> 00:12:32,890 IT'LL GIVE ANGELICA A CHANCE TO TRY OUT 272 00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:34,443 MY LATEST INVENTION-- 273 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,514 THE MERRY MAGIC MUSIC BALL. 274 00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:39,931 ONCE YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON, IT BECOMES A GATEWAY 275 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:41,070 TO ENCHANTMENT. 276 00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:43,486 JUST SHARE IT WITH THE OTHER KIDS. 277 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,626 HAVE FUN, PRINCESS. 278 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,007 OKAY, DADDY. 279 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,705 WHAT'S THAT, ANGELICA? 280 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:56,706 I DON'T KNOW. 281 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,536 SOME MURKY MAGIC THING. 282 00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:06,095 [ playing electronic calliope music] 283 00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:07,303 WOW. 284 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:10,030 IT'S SO PRETTY. 285 00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:12,170 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? 286 00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:17,658 ONLY THE BESTEST, NEATEST TOY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 287 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,316 AND YOU BABIES CAN'T PLAY WITH IT. 288 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:24,355 YEAH, BUT TOMMY'S DADDY SAID YOU HAD TO SHARE IT WITH US. 289 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:26,771 WELL... SURE, HE SAID THAT 290 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:31,155 BUT... HE FORGOT IT'S JUST FOR GROWNUP KIDS. 291 00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:33,813 SEE? IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE. 292 00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:38,852 WE'RE GROWED UP ENOUGH TO PLAY WITH IT, ANGELICA. 293 00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:40,474 HA! YOU? 294 00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:44,478 IF YOU'RE SO GROWED UP, THEN YOU COULD, UM... 295 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:47,240 DRINK OUT OF THAT SIPPY CUP OVER THERE. 296 00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:48,482 WE CAN DO THAT. 297 00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:50,001 THAT'S EASY. 298 00:13:50,105 --> 00:13:51,485 YEAH, I CAN! 299 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:54,316 WITHOUT THE SIPPY TOP. 300 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:55,455 [ all gasping] 301 00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:58,561 WELL... IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD. 302 00:13:58,665 --> 00:13:59,597 Chuckie: YEAH. 303 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,599 Lil: IT'S ONLY A LITTLE CUP. 304 00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:04,671 [ waves crashing] 305 00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:05,914 [ slurping] 306 00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:08,848 OH. 307 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:13,231 [ slurping] 308 00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:14,336 UH-OH. 309 00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:17,995 [ slurping] 310 00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:19,237 [ gulping] 311 00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:20,342 OH. 312 00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:26,313 SORRY, BABIES. 313 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:27,487 Chuckie: WAIT! 314 00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:29,869 I'LL BET TOMMY CAN DO IT. 315 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,768 [ grunting] 316 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,805 OKAY, THERE, TOMMY. 317 00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,639 [ sighing] 318 00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:44,021 SEE? SEE? TOMMY DID IT. 319 00:14:44,124 --> 00:14:45,125 YAY! 320 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:47,990 NOW WE CAN PLAY WITH THE MURKY BALL. 321 00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:50,579 YOU THINK THAT MAKES YOU GROWED UP? 322 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:55,480 IF YOU BABIES WAS REALLY GROWED UP, THEN YOU COULD, UM... 323 00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:56,481 WHAT? 324 00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:58,035 UH... 325 00:14:58,138 --> 00:15:04,420 DO WHAT I DO EVERYDAY-- STAY UP THROUGH NAP TIME. 326 00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:07,009 Both [ giggling]: THAT'S EASY. 327 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:09,874 I DID THAT ONCE. 328 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,739 UH, GUYS. GUYS! 329 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:15,293 GOOD LUCK, BABIES. 330 00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:16,985 [ cackling] 331 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:20,643 I DON'T THINK THIS IS A VERY GOOD IDEA, CHUCKIE. 332 00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:22,473 SURE IT IS, TOMMY. 333 00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:24,302 BUT I'M, I'M REALLY TIRED. 334 00:15:24,406 --> 00:15:28,134 I DON'T THINK I CAN STAY UP ALL THE WAY THROUGH MY NAP. 335 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,239 JUST THINK ABOUT THE TOY, TOMMY. 336 00:15:30,343 --> 00:15:33,173 [ giggling] THINK OF HOW MUCH FUN IT WILL BE. 337 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,174 [ yawning] 338 00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:35,279 I DON'T KNOW. 339 00:15:35,382 --> 00:15:37,005 I SUPPOSE I CAN TRY. 340 00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:38,282 OKAY, KIDS. 341 00:15:38,385 --> 00:15:40,422 TIME FOR YOUR NAP. 342 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,666 BOY, THE BABIES SURE LOOK TIRED, AUNT DIDI. 343 00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:45,841 WANT ME TO GET SOME EXTRA PILLOWS? 344 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:46,842 [ Dill wailing] 345 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,843 [ gasping] 346 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,914 THANK YOU, ANGELICA. 347 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:52,572 THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU. 348 00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:54,677 [ cackling] 349 00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:57,335 SWEET DREAMS, BABIES. 350 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,375 SO, SLEEPY? 351 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:03,410 NO. 352 00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:04,411 NOPE. 353 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:05,585 UH-UH. 354 00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:07,345 MMM. 355 00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:09,485 [ yawning] 356 00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:11,039 COME ON, GUYS. 357 00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:15,319 LET'S PLAY A GAME TO HELP US STAY AWAKE. 358 00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:18,632 THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO GET THOSE BABIES TO NAP. 359 00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:20,186 [ Dill giggling] 360 00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:21,911 DILL'S JUST WIDE AWAKE. 361 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,535 MAYBE A LITTLE BABY FOOD WILL HELP. 362 00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:28,125 SOMETIMES A FULL TUMMY IS ALL A BABY NEEDS 363 00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:29,436 TO FALL ASLEEP. 364 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,921 A FULL TUMMY, HUH? 365 00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:37,065 [ gasping] 366 00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:40,723 WELL, I GUESS SINCE YOU BABIES AREN'T GOING TO TAKE A NAP 367 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:43,623 HOW ABOUT I GET YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING TO EAT 368 00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:44,762 WHILE YOU PLAY? 369 00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:48,076 MIND GIVING ME A HAND THERE, PHIL? 370 00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:50,147 SURE. OW. 371 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,253 YOU KNOW, SHE'S REALLY MUCH NICER TO US 372 00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:54,910 SINCE WE GROWED UP. 373 00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:00,985 I... I COMING. 374 00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:05,334 HMM, NOW, WHAT SHOULD WE GET FOR YOU BABIES? 375 00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:08,027 SAY, THOSE LOOK GOOD. 376 00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:12,583 [ sniffing] 377 00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:14,136 [ grunts in disgust] 378 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,863 MMM. PEAS. 379 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:20,384 [ gobbling...] 380 00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:22,386 HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT ANGELICA. 381 00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,112 THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD. 382 00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:26,873 [ popping] 383 00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:29,669 [ Phil gobbling...] 384 00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:35,571 HMM, I THOUGHT AUNT DIDI SAID A FULL TUMMY 385 00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:37,366 MAKES THEM FALL ASLEEP. 386 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,747 [ spoon clanging] 387 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,301 [ snoring] 388 00:17:41,405 --> 00:17:43,062 THAT'S BETTER. 389 00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:49,792 [ grunting] 390 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,829 PHILLIP! 391 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,624 WHAT HAPPENED, ANGELICA? 392 00:17:53,727 --> 00:17:55,488 PHIL KEPT EATING EVERYTHING. 393 00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:57,559 I TOLD HIM IT WASN'T VERY NICE. 394 00:17:57,662 --> 00:17:59,250 THEN HE JUST FELL ASLEEP. 395 00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:00,665 [ sobbing] 396 00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:06,913 BUT... HE... NEVER EVER SLEEPS WITHOUT ME! 397 00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:11,400 [ wailing] 398 00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:15,611 HMM. SOMETHING SMELLS FUNNY HERE, CHUCKIE. 399 00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:17,958 I THINK MAYBE IT'S LIL. 400 00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:21,893 NO. I GOTS A FEELING ANGELICA DID THIS. 401 00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:24,586 UH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, YOU GUYS. 402 00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:28,383 WE PROMISED WE'D NEVER NAP ALONE. 403 00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:29,694 HOW SAD. 404 00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:32,594 YOU KNOW, IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THAT STORY. 405 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,768 [ sniffling] STORY? 406 00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:38,013 THE ONE ABOUT THE LITTLE BROTHER AND SISTER PUPPIES 407 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,153 THAT ALWAYS FELL ASLEEP TOGETHER. 408 00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:42,259 I NEVER HEARED THAT ONE. 409 00:18:42,362 --> 00:18:43,260 REALLY? 410 00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:45,710 IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 411 00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:50,370 HMM. JUST AS I SUSPENDED. 412 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,339 MMM. MUSHED PEAS. 413 00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:54,788 A COUPLE JARS OF THIS 414 00:18:54,892 --> 00:18:57,515 WILL PUT EVEN THE TOUGHEST BABY TO SLEEP. 415 00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:01,933 AND ANGELICA'S THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD OPEN THOSE JARS. 416 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:03,866 [ gasping] OH, NO! 417 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,661 WE LEFT HER ALONE WITH... 418 00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:07,732 [ snoring] 419 00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:09,078 ...LIL. 420 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,012 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW, TOMMY. 421 00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:14,118 I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT. 422 00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:16,293 BUT WE HAVE TO, TOMMY. 423 00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:18,778 FOR THEM. 424 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,575 HMM. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN HERE 425 00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:24,715 THAT PUTS BABIES TO SLEEP. 426 00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:26,786 [ playing lullaby] 427 00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:28,374 HMM. 428 00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:29,444 I WON'T BE LONG. 429 00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:31,687 I JUST WANT TO GET MY HONKY HORN. 430 00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:35,381 THAT WAY, YOU CAN SQUEAK IT IF I START TO GO TO SLEEP. 431 00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:37,279 LOOK AT THIS WHILE I'M GONE. 432 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,249 HI, CHUCKIE. 433 00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:42,526 [ screaming] 434 00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:43,872 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 435 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:48,014 OH... JUST, UH, READING... THIS BOOK. 436 00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:49,015 THAT'S NICE. 437 00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:51,017 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO DO 438 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,329 WHEN I'M READING? 439 00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:53,226 NO. 440 00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,435 I LIKE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC. 441 00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:56,919 [ playing music] 442 00:19:57,023 --> 00:20:00,854 NOT... THE LULLABY! 443 00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,546 Chuckie: TOMMY! 444 00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:03,512 [ gasping] 445 00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:05,652 ANGELICA! 446 00:20:05,756 --> 00:20:07,102 YOU DID THIS. 447 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,209 SO WHAT IF I HELPED HIM ALONG A LITTLE? 448 00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:11,624 IT'S NOT MY FAULT 449 00:20:11,727 --> 00:20:14,109 YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SLEEPY BABIES. 450 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,869 THAT IS, EXCEPT FOR YOU. 451 00:20:15,973 --> 00:20:18,941 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PUT ME TO SLEEP, ANGELICA. 452 00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:20,357 YOU'RE RIGHT, TOMMY. 453 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,325 I GUESS MY LITTLE TRICKS WON'T WORK ON YOU. 454 00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:25,914 WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST SIT DOWN TOGETHER 455 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,985 AND WAIT TILL NAP TIME IS OVER? 456 00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:29,711 UM, THAT'S OKAY. 457 00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:31,851 I'LL JUST STAND UP. 458 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:36,062 OR WE COULD JUST REST OUR HEADS ON THESE PILLOWS. 459 00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:37,166 I'M FINE! 460 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,479 WELL, WE COULD JUST COVER OURSELVES 461 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,756 WITH THIS BLANKIE 462 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,518 SO WE'LL BE NICE AND WARM WHILE WE WAIT. 463 00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:45,830 UH, BLANKIE? I DON'T NEED A BLANKIE. 464 00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:47,073 [ grunts] 465 00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:50,456 [ yawning] 466 00:20:51,526 --> 00:20:55,495 [ yawning] 467 00:20:57,532 --> 00:21:00,880 YEAH, TOMMY, YOU WON'T BE MUCH LONGER NOW. 468 00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:03,952 [ exaggerated yawning] 469 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:07,058 [ yawning] 470 00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:09,716 [ yawning] 471 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:13,858 [ yawning] 472 00:21:13,962 --> 00:21:17,103 MAYBE I'LL JUST SIT DOWN ON THE FLOOR. 473 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,141 [ yawning] 474 00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:24,835 [ sleepily]: YEAH, JUST FOR A MINUTE. 475 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:29,564 I'LL JUST REST MY HEAD A LITTLE... 476 00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:33,637 [ yawning] 477 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:37,468 [ sleepily]: DOESN'T MEAN... YOU'LL FALL ASLEEP. 478 00:21:37,572 --> 00:21:40,609 [ sighing] 479 00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:43,888 [ Tommy snoring softly...] 480 00:21:48,997 --> 00:21:51,689 [ Angelica snores] 481 00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,346 [ snoring] 482 00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:55,831 [ snoring] 483 00:21:55,935 --> 00:21:58,903 GOOD NIGHT, ANGELICA. 484 00:22:01,181 --> 00:22:03,632 [ muttering sleepily...] 485 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:13,297 [ playing music] 486 00:22:13,401 --> 00:22:15,886 [ muttering...] 487 00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:20,477 [ all snoring] 488 00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:26,345 [ kids giggling, chatting] 489 00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:27,415 WOW, TOMMY. 490 00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:29,175 HOW DID YOU DO IT? 491 00:22:29,278 --> 00:22:31,902 WELL, I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT. 492 00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:35,388 BUT I GUESS, IN THE END, ANGELICA YAWNED 493 00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:37,390 JUST A LITTLE TOO BIG. 494 00:22:37,494 --> 00:22:40,013 [ snoring softly] 495 00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:43,051 [ playing music] 496 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,364 [ cooing, giggling] 497 00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:48,056 I WAS GOING TO GIVE THAT ONE TO ANGELICA 498 00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:51,093 IF SHE LIKED IT, BUT IT JUST PUT HER TO SLEEP. 499 00:22:51,197 --> 00:22:52,474 DON'T WORRY, HONEY. 500 00:22:52,578 --> 00:22:54,338 SHE'LL LIKE THE NEXT ONE. 501 00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:57,410 [ Dill giggling] 502 00:22:58,894 --> 00:23:02,967 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 503 00:23:03,071 --> 00:23:05,936 and NICKELODEON 504 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:08,870 Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 505 00:23:39,038 --> 00:23:41,005 Angelica: CAN'T YOU SAY "ANGELICA?" 506 00:23:41,109 --> 00:23:42,213 Dill: YUCKY!