1 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,192 [ snoring] 2 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:24,372 [ gasps] 3 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:33,511 [ kids laughing] 4 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:53,053 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION] 5 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:04,499 [ Strauss's "Blue Danube Waltz" playing] 6 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,198 HEY! 7 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,592 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MACARONI? 8 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,855 JUST PLAYING WITH IT, ANGELICA. 9 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,944 WELL, IT'S NOT FOR PLAYING WITH. 10 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,380 IF YOU KNOWED ANYTHING 11 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,208 YOU'D KNOW YOU USE MACARONI 12 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:19,731 TO MAKE ART! 13 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,298 IS THAT ART? 14 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:22,734 OF COURSE IT'S ART. 15 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:23,996 I MADE IT, DIDN'T I? 16 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,998 AND I'M AN ARTIST. 17 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,870 HEY, THIS IS PRETTY GOOD. 18 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,742 SHE REALLY IS A ARTIST. 19 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:31,787 WHAT ARE YOU MAKING 20 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,223 ANGELICA? 21 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:34,964 IT'S A PRESENT FOR MY MOM. 22 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:35,747 WHAT FOR? 23 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,401 YOU BABIES ARE SO DUMB. 24 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,838 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIVED TO BE ONE! 25 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:42,145 TODAY IS MOTHER'S DAY. 26 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:43,712 WHAT'S MOTHER'S DAY? 27 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:45,801 MOTHER'S DAY IS 28 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:49,065 THE DAY EVERYBODY GIVES THEIR MOM PRESENTS. 29 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,675 OOPS. 30 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:54,592 WHY DO WE GOTS TO GIVE THEM PRESENTS JUST FOR BEING MOMS? 31 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,899 IN YOUR CASE, TO SAY "SORRY." 32 00:01:57,029 --> 00:01:58,857 AND WHY ARE YOU GIVING 33 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,903 YOUR MOM A PRESENT? 34 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,600 SO SHE'LL HAVE TWO OF ME. 35 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:05,386 NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND LET ME WORK! 36 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,257 WE DON'T GOT A PRESENT 37 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:09,216 FOR OUR MOM, PHILIP. 38 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:11,827 OH, I GOT A PIECE OF CANDY I'VE BEEN SAVING. 39 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:12,741 [ grunting] 40 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,308 OW! OOH! 41 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:15,744 IT'S STUCK. 42 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:17,354 I BET IF WE LOOK AROUND 43 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,574 WE CAN FIND STUFF OUR MOMS WILL LIKE. 44 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:20,792 WHERE SHOULD WE LOOK? 45 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:22,185 WHERE DO WE FIND 46 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:24,231 THE BEST PRESENTS FOR EACH OTHER? 47 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:28,191 [ giggling] 48 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,715 SO, WHAT'S HOWARD DOING FOR YOU TODAY? 49 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,413 I GAVE HIM THE DAY OFF. 50 00:02:32,543 --> 00:02:34,371 IS HE GOING TO COOK BREAKFAST? 51 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:35,938 HE DOES THAT EVERY DAY. 52 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,027 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MOM? 53 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,421 I'M TAKING HER TO MY FAVORITE HEALTH SPA. 54 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,901 THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF MUD? 55 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,164 GREAT CHOICE, DEED. 56 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:46,078 I HOPE SHE ENJOYS HERSELF. 57 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,820 THE LAST THING MOM AND I BOTH LIKED 58 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,213 WAS MY TROLL COSTUME 59 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:51,910 FOR THE THIRD GRADE PAGEANT. 60 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,390 ACTUALLY, I HATED THAT. 61 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,611 HEY, LOOK. 62 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:57,742 WHAT IS IT? 63 00:02:57,873 --> 00:02:59,004 I DON'T KNOW. 64 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,963 THOSE ARE GRANDPA'S GLASSES. 65 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,921 TOO BAD IT'S NOT GRANDPA DAY. 66 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:05,228 MMM, I FOUND A COOKIE. 67 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,535 DO YOU THINK MY MOM WOULD LIKE IT? 68 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,667 MM-HMM. 69 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:11,147 UH-HUH. 70 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:14,672 YOU GUYS, OUR MOMS WORK REAL HARD TO BE OUR MOMS. 71 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:17,414 WE CAN'T GO EATING ALL THEIR PRESENTS. 72 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:18,502 SORRY. 73 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:19,982 [ burps] 74 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:22,419 THEY IMPORT MUD 75 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:25,161 FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR THAT SPA. 76 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,989 I KNOW, I CAN HARDLY WAIT. 77 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,382 WELL, DEED, IT'S HERE. 78 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:31,036 GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE BREAKFAST IN BED. 79 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:33,387 STU, IT'S PRACTICALLY LUNCHTIME. 80 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,389 I HAD A FEW TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. 81 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:36,868 THAT'S OKAY, DEAR. 82 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:38,740 IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. 83 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,263 CLAP ON! 84 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:43,005 [ whirring and beeping] 85 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:44,485 WOW! 86 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,487 IT'S... IT'S LOVELY. 87 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:49,141 IT'S A VACUUM CLEANER. 88 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:50,317 IT'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 89 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,622 WATCH. 90 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,363 [ claps hands] 91 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:56,888 Stuart: DEED, YOU KNOW THAT FRUITY SHAKE YOU LOVE SO MUCH? 92 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,413 [ machine whirring] 93 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:04,635 Didi: OH, DEAR! 94 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,463 Stuart: CLAP OFF! CLAP OFF! 95 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,684 Didi: WELL... 96 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:11,947 AT LEAST IT CLEANS UP AFTER ITSELF. 97 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,514 [ machine sputtering] 98 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:16,168 [ doorbell rings] 99 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:17,605 HI, CHAZ. 100 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:18,736 HI, GUYS. 101 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,912 HAVE FUN, LITTLE FELLA. 102 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,175 DIDI, UH, DO YOU THINK 103 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,308 I COULD TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 104 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:26,701 UH, ALONE? 105 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,833 [ crashing]Stuart: NOT THE EGGBEATER! 106 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:30,879 [ screaming] 107 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,228 [ bumping and banging] 108 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,838 [ Stuart grunting] 109 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:35,144 YOU TWO JAB. 110 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,059 I'LL GO AND MAKE SURE EINSTEIN 111 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,321 IS STILL IN ONE PIECE. 112 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:40,236 HI, GUYS! WHATCHA DOING? 113 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,065 LOOKING FOR A MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT. 114 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,067 UH, WHAT'S MOTHER'S DAY? 115 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:47,678 IT'S A DAY EVERYBODY GIVES THEIR MOM STUFF 116 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,332 CAUSE WE AREN'T ANGELICA. 117 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,465 YOU WANT TO LOOK WITH US? 118 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:54,511 OKAY. BUT WHO WOULD I GIVE A PRESENT TO? 119 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,688 OH, YEAH, YOU DON'T GOTS A MOM, CHUCKIE. 120 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:58,689 NOPE. 121 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,474 HOW COME? 122 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:02,258 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DON'T GOTS ONE. 123 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:05,130 WELL, YOU CAN STILL COME WITH US. 124 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:07,481 UM, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. 125 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:10,266 MOTHER'S DAY IS FOR KIDS WHO GOT MOMS. 126 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,312 I'LL JUST STAY HERE. 127 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,360 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR 128 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,536 AND HOLD ON TO THIS FOR AWHILE? 129 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:20,798 WHAT IS IT? 130 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:23,192 IT'S STUFF THAT BELONGED TO CHUCKIE'S MOM. 131 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,020 I DON'T WANT HIM TO FIND IT. 132 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,500 WELL, OKAY. 133 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,284 I WAS LOOKING AT HER THINGS 134 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,242 BECAUSE IT'S MOTHER'S DAY. 135 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,332 I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THE BOX. 136 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,856 WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE BOX... 137 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,641 I KNOW IT'S BEEN HARD FOR YOU SINCE MELINDA-- 138 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:38,860 NO, NO, NO, I'M FINE. 139 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,035 NO, IT'S CHUCKIE. 140 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,950 SEE, HE, HE'S GETTING 141 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,039 INTO EVERYTHING NOW AND I JUST-- 142 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,302 OH, CHARLES, I UNDERSTAND. 143 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,652 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 144 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:51,002 WELL, UH, UH, GOOD-BYE. 145 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:53,309 [ door creaking shut] 146 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,138 WELL, EVEN EDISON HAD HIS OFF DAYS. 147 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:58,401 COURSE, HE MADE THINGS THAT WERE USEFUL. 148 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,402 WHAT'S THIS? 149 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:00,403 THE PROGRAMMER 150 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:03,101 FOR THE "MOM ASSISTER PROJECT." 151 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:06,278 I PROGRAMMED IT WITH EVERYTHING ABOUT BEING A MOM. 152 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:07,802 YOUTOLD IT ABOUT BEING A MOM? 153 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,891 LET ME SEE THAT. 154 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,720 AH! I THINK I FOUND THE PROBLEM. 155 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:13,895 GOOD AS NEW. 156 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:16,550 [ motor wheezing and roaring] 157 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,987 "...AND AFTER PUTTING YOUR BABY TO BED 158 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:21,206 "BE SURE TO RUB YOUR HUSBAND'S FEET 159 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:22,860 FOR TEN MINUTES EVERY NIGHT"? 160 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:24,384 THAT THING HAS NO IDEA 161 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,386 WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MOTHER. 162 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,126 NO WONDER IT DOESN'T WORK. 163 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:29,476 WE'LL SET IT STRAIGHT. 164 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:32,261 YES, INDEEDY-DO. 165 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,003 Stuart: BETTY, HELP! 166 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:37,092 [ gasping] 167 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:38,789 HOW ABOUT A WORM? 168 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,096 WE GAVE HER ONE FOR CHRISTMAS. 169 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:43,141 OH, YEAH. 170 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:45,579 HOW ABOUT A, AH... AH... [ sputtering] 171 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,102 [ sneezing] 172 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:48,582 NEVER MIND. 173 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:52,020 HEY, GUYS, FIND ANYTHING GOOD YET? 174 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:53,413 NO, NOT YET. 175 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,979 FINDING GOOD PRESENTS IS HARD. 176 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,677 YEAH. 177 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:59,331 REMEMBER THE FIRST PRESENT WE EVER GAVE OUR MOM? 178 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,768 YOU MEAN BEFORE THE WORM? 179 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:03,292 MM-HMM. BACK WHEN WE USED TO BE HUNGRY 180 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,728 ALL THE TIME. 181 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:07,688 REMEMBER, MOMMY'D COME IN AND FEED US THE OLD WAY. 182 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:08,776 Phil: OH, YEAH. 183 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,517 Lil: YOU'D BE ON ONE SIDE 184 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,083 AND I WAS ON THE OTHER. 185 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,869 [ laughing] 186 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,872 [ both laughing] 187 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:20,135 [ all laughing] 188 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:21,702 OUR FIRST LAUGH. 189 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:24,922 MOMMY SAYS THAT WAS THE BEST PRESENT 190 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:26,663 WE EVER GAVE HER. 191 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:29,710 I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW MY MOM. 192 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,364 I THINK I WAS IN A FISH TANK OR SOMETHING. 193 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:35,019 IT SEEMED LIKE NOBODY KNOWED I WAS THERE 194 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:36,194 AND IT WAS SCARY. 195 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:37,587 THEN MY MOM CAME. 196 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:40,982 I DON'T THINK I EVEN KNOWED SHE WAS MY MOM THEN. 197 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,897 BUT WHEN SHE HELD MY HAND 198 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:45,116 I DIDN'T FEEL SCARED ANYMORE. 199 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:48,772 AS LONG AS I WAS THERE, SHE NEVER LET GO. 200 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:51,645 I WISH I COULD 'MEMBER STUFF LIKE THAT. 201 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:54,561 DON'T YOU 'MEMBER EVER HAVING A MOM? 202 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:55,910 NOPE. 203 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,739 SOMETIMES I DREAM ABOUT HAVING A MOM, THOUGH. 204 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:01,132 IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME DREAM, TOO. 205 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,134 WE'RE ALWAYS OUTSIDE 206 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:06,703 AND THERE'S LOTS OF GRASS AND FLOWERS. 207 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:09,401 I THINK SHE LIKES FLOWERS. 208 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:10,968 AND THERE'S A BUTTERFLY 209 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,883 AND I'M NOT EVEN AFRAID OF IT. 210 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,496 THEN WHAT HAPPENS? 211 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:19,803 THEN I WAKE UP AND USUALLY I GO POTTY. 212 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,762 THAT'S A REAL NICE DREAM, CHUCKIE. 213 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,938 YEAH, BUT IT'S ONLY A DREAM. 214 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:26,984 AND YOU CAN'T GIVE PRESENTS TO A DREAM. 215 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,378 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO? 216 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,685 I THINK WE SHOULD FIND CHUCKIE A MOM. 217 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:33,077 A MOM, FOR ME? 218 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,601 COULD WE DO THAT? 219 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:36,080 WE FOUND YOUR SHOES 220 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,821 THE DAY THE MUD ATE THEM. 221 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,693 WE FOUND PHIL'S CRICKET 222 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:42,260 AFTER HIS MOM WASHED THE PANTS IT WAS IN. 223 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:43,261 MOST OF IT. 224 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:44,262 AFTER THAT 225 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:47,309 FINDING A MOM SHOULD BE EASY. 226 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:48,615 [ grunting] 227 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,442 HOW'S SHE FEEL, CHUCKIE? 228 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,096 UH, KIND OF COLD AND BUMPY. 229 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,142 IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I EXPECTED. 230 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,622 I'M SORRY, CHUCKIE. 231 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,537 MY MOM HANGS DRESSES ON HER 232 00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,017 AND SHE SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A MOM. 233 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,323 THAT'S OKAY, TOMMY. 234 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,020 AT LEAST I GOT A HUG. 235 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:04,587 SORT OF. 236 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:07,068 I THINK WE SHOULD FIND CHUCKIE A MOMMY 237 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,722 WHO CAN GIVE KISSES, TOO. 238 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:11,463 KISS HIM, SPIKE, GO ON. 239 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,073 [ gulping] 240 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,292 YUCK! 241 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:15,816 MAYBE SPIKE COULD DO 242 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:17,034 OTHER NICE STUFF. 243 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:19,123 LIKE GETTING CHUCKIE A COOKIE. 244 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,386 OKAY, SPIKE, GET CHUCKIE A COOKIE. 245 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:24,215 WOW, HE'S DOING IT. 246 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:27,305 Lil: OHHH... 247 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:30,918 LOOK, HE'S WAVING AT ME. 248 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,310 HI, MOM! 249 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:33,834 Tommy: UM, CHUCKIE 250 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:37,533 I THINK HE'S JUST SCRATCHING A FLEA. 251 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,404 OH. YEAH. 252 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:43,104 YOU KNOW, I THINK MOMS ARE A-PPOSED TO BE PEOPLE. 253 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:46,542 YEAH, AND I THINK THEY'RE A-PPOSED TO BE GIRLS, TOO. 254 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,370 THE FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO 255 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:52,069 IS CLEAN THAT MESSY, MESSY BABY FACE. 256 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,070 HEY! 257 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,855 Phil: I THINK YOU'RE A-PPOSED 258 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,291 TO SPIT ON THE TISSUE. 259 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:59,511 OH, WELL. DRINK YOUR BABA, BABY. 260 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,079 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT BOTTLE, LILLIAN? 261 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,778 UNDER THE REFRIGERATOR, BABY CHUCKIE. 262 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:05,779 [ grunting] 263 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,868 I LICKED ALL THE ANTS OFF. 264 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,826 [ sputtering] 265 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,175 [ gagging] 266 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,742 Announcer: Can't sleep? 267 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:15,527 Angelica: HOW DO THEY EXPECT ME TO MAKE ART 268 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,834 WHEN THEY DON'T GIVE ME ENOUGH GLUE? 269 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:21,142 WHY DO I HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WORKING LIKE A HOG 270 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,057 JUST 'CAUSE IT'S MOTHER'S DAY? 271 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,145 OH, HERE'S SOME. 272 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,582 I WISH I WAS A MOM TODAY 273 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,324 THEN SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR ME. 274 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,369 COME ON, LITTLE CHUCKERS. 275 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,545 TIME TO BURP THE NAUGHTY BABY. 276 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,722 STOP IT, LIL. 277 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,941 I DON'T NEED A BURP. 278 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,291 YOU'RE A WORSER MOM THAN SPIKE. 279 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:43,817 YOU SPIT ON MY FACE, YOU GAVE ME ANT MILK. 280 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,950 YOU'RE JUST CRANKY 'CAUSE YOU NEED A NAP. 281 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,430 [ yelling] 282 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,348 OH... 283 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,089 CHUCKIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 284 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,264 I'M FINE! 285 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,613 ARE YOU SURE? 286 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,094 LET'S JUST FACE IT, TOMMY. 287 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:03,271 WE'RE NOT GOING TO FIND ME A MOM. 288 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,229 WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 289 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,449 CHUCKIE'S SAD 'CAUSE HE DON'T GOT A MOM. 290 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,407 NO, I'M NOT! 291 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,757 CHUCKIE WANTS A MOM? 292 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,715 YEAH, LIL DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO GOOD. 293 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,022 I WAS DOING BETTER THAN SPIKE. 294 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:15,979 NOT MUCH. 295 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,764 HMM. 296 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,201 I SUPPOSE ICOULD BE HIS MOM. 297 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,246 YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 298 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,640 WELL, I WOULD. 299 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,164 BUT BEING A GOOD MOMMY IS SUCH HARD WORK 300 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:30,341 AND AS YOU KNOW, I'M VERY BUSY WITH MY MACARONI HEAD. 301 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,778 I COULD HELP YOU. 302 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:32,779 NO! 303 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,824 YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME, CHUCKIE? 304 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:35,999 SURE, ANGELICA. 305 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,654 I'LL DO ANYTHING IF YOU'LL BE MY MOMMY. 306 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,961 WELL... OKAY. 307 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,571 SON. 308 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,747 [ chuckling] 309 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,361 [ squishing] 310 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,842 HEY, CHUCKIE. 311 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,844 HEY, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 312 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,499 WE THOUGHT WE'D SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING. 313 00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,632 WE FELT SORRY 'CAUSE YOU GOTS ANGELICA FOR A MOM. 314 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,504 SORRY FOR ME? 315 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:05,159 ANGELICA IS THE BESTEST MOM IN THE WORLD. 316 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,551 SHE TOLD ME SO HERSELF. 317 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,205 THAT'S GREAT, CHUCKIE. 318 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:11,382 YOU WANT TO COME HELP US FINISH LOOKING FOR PRESENTS? 319 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,297 OH, I CAN'T, YOU GUYS. 320 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,910 I GOT TO FINISH ANGELICA'S-- UH, I MEAN, MOM'S-- 321 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,085 MACARONI HEAD. 322 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,522 AND THEN YOU COULD LOOK FOR PRESENTS? 323 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,742 SORRY, TOMMY, WHEN I FINISH THIS 324 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,440 MY ANGELICA-MOM IS TAKING ME TO THE PARK 325 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:29,313 AND THEN SHE'S GOING TO BUY ME A MONKEY AND A ROLY-POLY 326 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,315 AND MY VERY OWN COWBOY TODD. 327 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,317 WOW, SHE'S BETTER THAN OUR MOM. 328 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:36,190 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU BABIES DOING HERE? 329 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,278 JUST TALKING. 330 00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,062 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED 331 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,716 BLAINE IS BUSY RIGHT NOW. 332 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,022 WHO'S BLAINE? 333 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:42,892 HE IS! 334 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,372 CHUCKIE'S A STUPID NAME. 335 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,200 BLAINE'S A TV NAME. 336 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,376 EVERYBODY KNOWS TV NAMES ARE BETTER. 337 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,030 SINCE BLAINE IS BUSY 338 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:54,121 YOU BABIES WILL HAVE TO RUN ALONG AND PLAY YOUR BABY GAMES. 339 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,557 RIGHT, BLAINE? 340 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,951 RIGHT, ANGELICA-MOM. 341 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:01,302 OKAY, WELL, UH, BYE, CHUCKIE. 342 00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:03,870 I MEAN, BLAINE. 343 00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,789 Didi: MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS PLACE. 344 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,444 WONDERFUL, I'LL BE SCRAPING MUD OUT OF MY WRINKLES FOR WEEKS. 345 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,445 [ squishing] 346 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,446 THERE. 347 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,796 LOOK, ANGELICA-MOM 348 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,972 I FINISHED YOUR MACARONI HEAD. 349 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,235 OH, JONATHAN, YOU SHOULD SEE IT. 350 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,890 MY LITTLE BLAINEY DID SUCH A GOOD JOB-- 351 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,456 FOR A BABY, THAT IS. 352 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,155 ALL HE HAS LEFT TO DO IS PUT ON THE HAT. 353 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,243 THE HAT? 354 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,462 OF COURSE, MY LITTLE BLAINEY-WANEY. 355 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:34,074 EVERYBODY KNOWS ALL GOOD STATUES GOT HATS. 356 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,771 BE A DEAR AND RUN ALONG. 357 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,425 GET A HAT FOR MOMMY'S HEAD. 358 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:38,818 UH, UH, WHAT KIND? 359 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,732 OH, JUST ANY OLD THING WILL DO. 360 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,084 NAH, TOO BLUE. 361 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,477 HMM, TOO RED. 362 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,176 UH, TOO YUCKY. 363 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,873 WHAT AM I, AN ELF? 364 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,050 I'M SORRY, ANGELICA-MOM. 365 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,660 I'M TRYING. 366 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,272 I KNOW, BLAINE, AND THAT'S WHAT'S SO SAD. 367 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,622 I TELL YOU WHAT, FORGET THE HAT. 368 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,233 WHY DON'T WE TRY A NICE FLOWER INSTEAD? 369 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:06,280 EVEN YOU OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO PICK A FLOWER. 370 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,456 ALL RIGHT, NEW SUB-HEADING: 371 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,240 "SOCIAL INTERACTION: 372 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,635 "WHAT TO DO WHEN SOMEONE CRITICIZES YOUR CHILD. 373 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,725 STEP ONE: GET THE GUY IN A STANDARD HEADLOCK." 374 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,161 [ grunting and groaning] 375 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,555 I WANT TO GIVE HER THE TREE, LILLIAN! 376 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:21,817 I SAW IT FIRST, PHILIP! 377 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,558 [ grunting] 378 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,649 Chuckie: ARE YOU SURE WE'LL BE ALL DONE WHEN I GET THE FLOWER? 379 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,694 OF COURSE, I'M SURE. 380 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,175 I'M THE ARTIST, AREN'T I? 381 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,134 I WANT THAT ONE! 382 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,265 OKAY. 383 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,443 [ bumblebee buzzing] 384 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,618 BEE! 385 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,055 OH, BLAINEY! 386 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,057 WHERE'S MY FLOWER? 387 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:48,409 UH, UH, I'M GETTING IT, ANGELICA-MOM. 388 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,932 WHOA...! 389 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,891 Tommy: WHAT YOU DOING, CHUCKIE? 390 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,023 JUST GETTING THIS FLOWER FOR MY MOM. 391 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,286 BUT A MUMBLEBEE'S EATING THAT ONE. 392 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,419 WELL, THIS IS THE ONE SHE WANTS. 393 00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,943 BUT, CHUCKIE, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. 394 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,077 LOOK, MAYBE TO YOU GUYS THEY'RE ALL THE SAME 395 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:07,428 AND MAYBE YOU COULD GET YOUR MOMS ANY OLD PRESENT 396 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:10,997 BUT MY ANGELICA-MOM IS THE ONLIEST MOM I GOT 397 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,956 AND THAT'S THE ONLIEST FLOWER SHE WANTS. 398 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,480 COME ON, CHUCKIE. 399 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,918 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOUR MOM. 400 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,571 Tommy: ANGELICA! 401 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,269 WHAT IS IT NOW? 402 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,576 YOU GOT TO TELL CHUCKIE HE DOESN'T GOT TO GET THE FLOWER 403 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,361 WITH THE MUMBLEBEE ON IT. 404 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,103 OH, BLAINE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET IT FOR ME. 405 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,933 I'LL JUST TELL MY MOM THERE'S NO PRESENT FOR HER THIS YEAR. 406 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,412 [ exaggerated sobbing] 407 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,545 DON'T CRY, ANGELICA-MOM. 408 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,328 I'LL GET IT. 409 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,634 OH, GREAT. 410 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,679 I'LL BE WATCHING TV. 411 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,551 [ bumblebee buzzing] 412 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,205 I GOT IT, I GOT... 413 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,206 [ screams] 414 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,381 BEE! 415 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,643 AHHH! 416 00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:49,644 [ screaming] 417 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:50,645 GO, CHUCKIE! 418 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,995 GO! 419 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,518 [ machine beeps and hums] 420 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:55,780 [ motor revving] 421 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:56,781 [ screaming] 422 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:57,782 [ gasps] 423 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:58,783 [ sucking] 424 00:15:58,914 --> 00:15:59,871 [ screams] 425 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,177 [ gasps] 426 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,354 IT'S AFTER ME! 427 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,487 [ children screaming] 428 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,402 WHOA! 429 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,144 [ machine sucking, then sputtering] 430 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,493 [ machine dies] 431 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,320 Stuart: OH, GREAT. 432 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,452 OH, GREAT. 433 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,585 [ sighs] 434 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:20,327 UM, ANGELICA-MOM? 435 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,198 I GOT YOUR FLOWER. 436 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,895 THAT'S NOT A FLOWER! 437 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,463 IT'S A GREEN STICK WITH A THING ON IT! 438 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,421 OH, BUT, I... 439 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,249 ALL I WANTED WAS ONE FLOWER 440 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,902 FOR MY MACARONI HEAD. 441 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,774 INSTEAD, YOU GIVE ME THIS! 442 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,558 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS?! 443 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,256 "HE LOVES ME NOT!" 444 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,649 I'M SORRY, ANGELICA-MOM. 445 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,912 ANGELICA, LEAVE HIM ALONE! 446 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,350 AND AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU. 447 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,916 FINE, GO! 448 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,702 GO AND PLAY WITH YOUR BABY FRIENDS! 449 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,356 BUT, ANGELICA-MOM, I... 450 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,705 MY HEAD! 451 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,707 IF YOU THINK GRANDPA IS OLD 452 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:56,406 WAIT TILL YOU SEE HOW OLD YOU ARE WHEN YOUR TIME OUT IS OVER! 453 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,365 AND AS FAR AS YOU, CHUCKIE 454 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:01,324 YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT HAVING A MOM-- EVER! 455 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,499 [ slams door] 456 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,936 YOU KNOW, LOOKING BACK ON IT 457 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,677 SPIKE WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOM. 458 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,070 THIS IS MY FAULT. 459 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,377 I DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE A MOM. 460 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,856 SURE YOU DO, CHUCKIE 461 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,902 BUT YOU DESERVE A GOODMOM 462 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,512 NOT LIKE ANGELICA. 463 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,601 YEAH, A MOM WHO CAN KISS BOO-BOOS 464 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,125 AND MAKE THEM BETTER. 465 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,345 AND HELP YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD DO 466 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,477 LIKE WALK. 467 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,436 A MOM WHO'D LOVE YOU AND YOUR FLOWER 468 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:30,136 EVEN IF IT IS JUST A GREEN STICK WITH A THING ON IT. 469 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,573 HEY, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. 470 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:33,878 WHAT IS IT? 471 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,011 I SORT OF HAVE A MOM LIKE THAT. 472 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,317 YOU DO? 473 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,232 YEAH, MY DAD! 474 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:42,104 WELL, I GUESS YOUR DAD COULD BE YOUR MOM. 475 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,020 SURE, HE'S THE BESTEST MOM EVER! 476 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,544 YOU CAN LOOK FOR A MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT 477 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,458 WITH US AFTER ALL. 478 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,678 YEAH, I CAN! 479 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:51,940 All: YEAH! 480 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,204 [ giggling and squealing] 481 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,077 UM, HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND PRESENTS? 482 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:02,081 ANGELICA PUT US IN TIME OUT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 483 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,995 OH, YEAH. 484 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,346 HEY, THIS WILL MAKE A GOOD PRESENT. 485 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:10,001 WOW, THERE'S LOTS OF NEAT STUFF IN HERE. 486 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,481 WHAT'S THIS THING? 487 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,876 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I COULD EAT A LOT OF DIRT WITH IT. 488 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,269 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 489 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,661 IT WAS IN THIS BOX. 490 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,359 WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE? 491 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,187 Tommy: THERE'S A BOOK. 492 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,145 OOH, DOES IT GOTS PICTURES? 493 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,625 JUST PICTURES OF FLOWERS. 494 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,583 THEY DIDN'T GLUE THEM IN VERY GOOD. 495 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,369 LOOK EVERYBODY! 496 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,633 IT'S THE LADY I TOLD YOU ABOUT, FROM MY DREAMS. 497 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,637 "A MOTHER NEEDS WISDOM 498 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:40,075 "FOR DEALING WITH A FEVER OF 105 AT 3:00 a.m. ON SUNDAY. 499 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,990 "SHE'S GOT TO HAVE DIGNITY 500 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,862 "WHEN SHE'S COVERED WITH SPIT-UP AT THE SUPERMARKET. 501 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,561 "PLUS STRENGTH, ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S GOT TWINS 502 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,911 "AND OPTIMISM FOR WHEN SHE HASN'T GOT 503 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,869 ANY OF THE REST OF THAT STUFF." 504 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,351 I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT EVERYTHING IT TAKES TO BE A MOTHER. 505 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,093 [ alarms and explosions] 506 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,356 Computer: Warning, system overload 507 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,402 NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL, CUPCAKE. 508 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,751 [ rumbling and beeping] 509 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,056 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! 510 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,057 [ groans] 511 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,624 [ humming and buzzing] 512 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:08,756 NOW WHAT? 513 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,671 HELLO? 514 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,020 IS ANYBODY HERE? 515 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,761 MOMMY? 516 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,371 ANGELICA, WHAT'S WRONG? 517 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,852 I MADE YOU A REALLY NICE PRESENT 518 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,028 BUT THOSE DUMB BABIES RUINED IT. 519 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,029 SEE? 520 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,423 OH, SWEETIE, I LOVE IT. 521 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:26,339 IT'S SO... DECONSTRUCTIONIST. 522 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,992 REALLY? 523 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,690 A BATH ALONE, I LIKE. 524 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,736 A BATH WITH STRANGERS, EH, NOT SO MUCH. 525 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,564 MOM... 526 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,611 I'M JUST SAYING, $80.00 FOR WATER AND DIRT. 527 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,134 [ beeping and rumbling] 528 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,049 System overload, fatal error. 529 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,790 IT'S GOING TO BLOW!!! 530 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,574 [ gasps]WHOA! 531 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,316 YOU CAN GET MUD FOR FREE IN YOUR BACKYARD. 532 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,318 [ beeping and rumbling] 533 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:50,450 [ exploding] 534 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,495 OR YOUR LIVING ROOM. 535 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:54,671 [ sniffling] 536 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,195 WHAT IS IT, DIDI? 537 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,720 OH, MOM, I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING WE'D BOTH LIKE. 538 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,025 [ sniffs] 539 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,331 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE? 540 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,552 THIS, I LIKE. 541 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,293 UH, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. 542 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:09,469 [ laughing] 543 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,035 [ everyone laughing] 544 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,080 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 545 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,037 I DON'T KNOW. 546 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,996 HAVE YOU SEEN THE KIDS? 547 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:15,779 [ gasps] 548 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,477 [ kids yelling] 549 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,958 HEY PHIL, LIL, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING IN THERE? 550 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,439 ISN'T THAT CUTE, BETTY? 551 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,225 A MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT. 552 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,445 YEAH, ONLY THE BEST FROM MY PUPS. 553 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,838 AH, SWEETIE. 554 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,101 ONE FROM EACH OF MY MEN. 555 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:35,582 HI, LITTLE GUY. 556 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:39,586 DID YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HAVE FUN TO... 557 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,595 OH, CHUCKIE. 558 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,684 THANK YOU. 559 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:54,905 UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP THIS IN A SAFE PLACE FOR NOW, OKAY? 560 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,864 WHAT'S THE MATTER, CHUCKIE? 561 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,082 I DON'T KNOW. 562 00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:01,477 I THOUGHT IT WAS A REALLY PRETTY PICTURE. 563 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,698 I GUESS MY DAD DOESN'T LIKE IT, TOMMY. 564 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,876 CHAZ, I THINK IT'S TIME 565 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,748 YOU SHARED THESE THINGS WITH CHUCKIE. 566 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,621 WELL, I'M JUST AFRAID HE'LL MISS HER. 567 00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:17,014 THEN YOU CAN MISS HER TOGETHER. 568 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:26,546 CHUCKIE, THIS IS YOUR MOMMY. 569 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,115 THIS WAS HER TROWEL. 570 00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,727 IT'S A LITTLE SHOVEL FOR GARDENING. 571 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,512 ALL THOSE FLOWERS, SHE PLANTED THOSE. 572 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,949 SHE USED TO LOVE TO COME OUT HERE 573 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,429 AND PLAY WITH YOU. 574 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,129 IT'S ALL RIGHT, CHUCKIE. 575 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,566 DON'T BE SCARED. 576 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,398 THIS IS HER DIARY. 577 00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,357 SHE STARTED KEEPING IT WHEN, UH... 578 00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:58,186 WHEN... WHEN SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL. 579 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:02,582 THE LAST THING SHE WROTE IN IT WAS A POEM FOR YOU. 580 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,326 "MY SWEET, LITTLE CHUCKIE 581 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,371 [ Mother's voice]: "THOUGH I MUST LEAVE YOU BEHIND ME 582 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:13,288 "THIS POEM WILL TELL YOU WHERE YOU ALWAYS CAN FIND ME. 583 00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,334 [ kids laughing] 584 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:18,598 "WHEN A GENTLE WIND BLOWS, THAT'S MY HAND ON YOUR FACE 585 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,904 "AND WHEN THE TREE GIVES YOU SHADE 586 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,950 "THAT'S MY SHELTERING EMBRACE. 587 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,518 "WHEN THE SUN GIVES YOU FRECKLES 588 00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,476 "THAT'S ME TICKLING MY BOY. 589 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:30,958 "WHEN THE RAIN WETS YOUR HAIR, THOSE ARE MY TEARS OF JOY. 590 00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:33,090 "WHEN THE LONG GRASS ENFOLDS YOU 591 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,962 "THAT'S ME HOLDING YOU TIGHT. 592 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:38,705 WHEN THE WHIPPOORWILL SINGS, THAT'S ME WHISPERING, 'NIGHT.'" 593 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,275 SEE, GUYS, I DO HAVE A MOM. 594 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,583 SHE'S RIGHT HERE IN THE FLOWERS 595 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,150 AND IN THE CLOUDS 596 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,239 AND IN THE GRASS, TOO. 597 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,501 AND THE SUN. 598 00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:53,850 AND THE WIND. 599 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,722 [ Chuckie giggles] 600 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:56,549 Phil: NEAT. 601 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:38,460 [Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 602 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:41,115 Tommy: BYE, CHUCKIE. I MEAN, BLAINE.