1 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:18,453 [ snoring] 2 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,633 [ gasps] 3 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:33,685 [ kids laughing] 4 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:53,183 [Captioning sponsored by NICKELODEON] 5 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:09,939 Minka: LONG AGO, IN THE LAND OF ISRAEL 6 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,463 THE JEWISH PEOPLE LIVED HAPPILY 7 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:15,597 WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS, THE ANCIENT GREEKS. 8 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:16,815 BUT ONE DAY... 9 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:20,689 [ trumpets playing fanfare] 10 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:23,126 THERE CAME A NEW KING OF THE GREEKS... 11 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:27,913 WHO WANTED EVERYONE TO BE JUST LIKE HIM. 12 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:30,307 FROM NOW ON, KING ANTIOCHUS SAYS 13 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,962 YOU HAVE TO WEAR WHAT HE WEARS 14 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,920 AND READ WHAT HE READS. 15 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:38,837 LOOK, TOMMY, A WHOLE BOOK ABOUT PLATO, DUH. 16 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:41,840 YOU ALSO HAVE TO WORSHIP HIS GODS. 17 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,581 HEY, THIS AIN'T SO BAD. 18 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:45,322 SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT 19 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:48,064 THIS NEW WAY OF LIFE WAS FINE. 20 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,196 HAIL, LILLIAN. 21 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:50,849 HAIL, PHILISTINE. 22 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:53,200 ...BUT OTHERS DIDN'T. 23 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:55,071 I DON'T LIKE THIS, TOMMY. 24 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:57,813 IF THAT KING CATCHES US WITH OUR OLD BOOKS 25 00:01:57,943 --> 00:01:59,684 WE'LL GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 26 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:01,425 I DON'T CARE, CHUCKIE. 27 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:04,036 THESE ARE THE BOOKS OUR FOREFATHERS READ 28 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:05,690 AND OUR FIVE FATHERS 29 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:06,909 AND OUR SIX FATHERS 30 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,911 AND I'M NOT STOPPING NOW. 31 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,528 HEY! JUST WHAT 32 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:19,139 ARE YOU BABIES UP TO? 33 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,140 NOTHING. 34 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,793 WE WERE JUST PLAYING 35 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:23,012 WITH OUR DREIDELS. 36 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,101 WE MADE THEM OUT OF CLAY. 37 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:26,102 OH, YEAH? 38 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,625 WHAT'S THIS? 39 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:30,062 [ laughing] 40 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,368 [ growling] 41 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,936 SO A HERO STEPPED FORWARD 42 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,156 TO CHALLENGE THE KING. 43 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:39,028 AND HIS NAME WAS JUDAH THE MACCABEE... 44 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,249 TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 45 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:45,556 A MACCABABY'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MACCABABY'S GOTTA DO. 46 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,167 OH, NO. 47 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:50,257 HE WAS A BRAVE LEADER 48 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,781 AND HE LED HIS PEOPLE 49 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:54,478 IN DARING RAIDS AGAINST 50 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:57,394 THE MORE POWERFUL ARMIES OF THE EVIL KING. 51 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,788 MARCH! 52 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,224 [ people shouting] 53 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,965 [ swords clashing] 54 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,227 [ kids laughing] 55 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,359 Didi: MOM, CAN YOU 56 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,056 HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN? 57 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,058 WELL... I SUPPOSE I SHOULD 58 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,799 HELP DIDI WITH THE LATKES. 59 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,017 LATKES! 60 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,063 OY, I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY. 61 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,282 OH, FINALLY. 62 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,500 NOW I CAN WATCH 63 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,937 MY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IN PEACE. 64 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:21,201 WHERE'S THAT TV CLICKER? 65 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,073 [ bubbling] 66 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,770 [ sizzling] 67 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,685 POTATOES, WATER AND SALT? 68 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:30,775 WELL, SOMEHOW THEY JUST DON'T SEEM LIKE PANCAKES. 69 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,429 THEY'RE POTATO PANCAKES. 70 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,649 AND WE FRY THESE, AND SOMETIMES DONUTS 71 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,869 TO REMIND US OF THE OIL IN THE MIRACLE OF CHANUKAH. 72 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,308 THE MIRACLE IS THESE HAVE CLOGGED OUR PEOPLE'S ARTERIES 73 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:42,874 FOR 2,000 YEARS... 74 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:43,962 YET, WE SURVIVE. 75 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:44,963 MMM. 76 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:45,964 MMM. 77 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:47,183 OH, BORIS, YOUR PLAY 78 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:48,750 MADE THE FRONT PAGE! 79 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,317 "SYNAGOGUE SENIORS STAGE 80 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,753 MEANING OF CHANUKAH." 81 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,058 WONDERFUL! 82 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:54,538 THEY TOOK MY PICTURE FOR THIS. 83 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:55,844 OY GEVALT! 84 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,802 THEY USED SHLOMO'S PICTURE 85 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,717 INSTEAD OF MINE. 86 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:00,892 WHAT'S A SHLOMO? 87 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:02,111 HE'S AN OLD FRIEND 88 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,026 FROM BORIS'S SCHOOL DAYS IN RUSSIA. 89 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:05,114 WHAT FRIEND?! 90 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,463 SINCE WE WERE YOUNG 91 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,030 HE TRIED TO OUTDO ME. 92 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,250 I CAUGHT A SMELT, HE CAUGHT A STURGEON. 93 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:13,078 I CAUGHT A COLD, HE CAUGHT THE PNEUMONIA. 94 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,558 I START A FAMILY, HE STARTS 95 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,212 HIS FANCY-SHMANCY BUSINESS. 96 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,213 GONIF! 97 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:18,258 NOW, DAD. 98 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,434 SAVE YOUR BREATH, DIDELEAH. 99 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:23,088 IF SHLOMO AND BORIS MAKE IT THROUGH TONIGHT 100 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,003 WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER 101 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:27,310 THATWILL BE THE MIRACLE OF CHANUKAH. 102 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,490 HEY, TOMMY, THESE CRADLES 103 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,144 DON'T TASTE LIKE CLAY. 104 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,755 AND THESE MONIES DON'T TASTE AS GOOD 105 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:40,018 AS THE ONES UNDER THE COUCH. 106 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,716 I KNOW, PHIL, AND THAT'S NOT 107 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,848 THE ONLIEST THING FUNNY AROUND HERE. 108 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:44,936 SMELL THAT SMELL? 109 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,242 [ sniffing] 110 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:47,243 LILLIAN! 111 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,940 WHAT? 112 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,072 NOT THAT SMELL. 113 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:53,162 Tommy: MOM'S MAKING PANCAPES. 114 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:57,166 HEY, WAIT, YOU DON'T SUPPOSED TO MAKE PANCAPES IN THE NIGHTTIME. 115 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:01,213 I KNOW, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL-- LOOK! 116 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,128 Phil: WOW! 117 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:04,652 WHAT IS IT? 118 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:05,653 I DON'T KNOW 119 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:06,654 BUT EVERY NIGHT 120 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:08,438 I HAVE TO WEAR A FUNNY HAT 121 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:11,049 WHILE GRANDPA BORIS SAYS STUFF I DON'T UNDERSTAND 122 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,964 AND MOM LIGHTS ANOTHER CANDLE. 123 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,140 SOUNDS SCARY. 124 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,229 YEAH, BUT THEN I GET A PRESENT. 125 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,318 CLOWN! 126 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:21,495 MAYBE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. 127 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:22,539 EVERY NIGHT? 128 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:23,932 MAYBE THEY'RE HAVING 129 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:26,326 ALL YOUR BIRTHDAYS AT THE SAME TIME. 130 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,806 MAYBE YOU'RE GROWED UP AND GOT TO GET A JOB. 131 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,504 I DON'T FEEL GROWED UP. 132 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:33,158 WELL, MAKE A WISH AND LET'S BLOW THEM OUT. 133 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:34,638 OKAY, YOU GUYS HELP ME UP. 134 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,990 [ all grunting and groaning] 135 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,557 [ blowing] 136 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:44,344 Angelica: OUT OF MY WAY, STUPID BABIES. 137 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:47,216 HEY, BE NICE, ANGELICA. 138 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,087 IT'S TOMMY'S BIRFDAY. 139 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:51,829 YEAH, WE WAS BLOWING OUT HIS CANDLES. 140 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,091 DUMB BABIES. 141 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:56,791 THOSE CANDLES AREN'T FOR TOMMY'S BIRTHDAY. 142 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,662 THOSE ARE FOR CHANUKAH. 143 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,534 HARMONICA? 144 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,362 CHANUKAH. 145 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,625 YOU HAVE TO "CH" WHEN YOU SAY IT. 146 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:07,845 [ trying to make "ch" sound] 147 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:10,370 ANGELICA, WHAT'S CHANUKAH? 148 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,242 CHANUKAH IS THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR 149 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,505 BETWEEN CHRISTMAS AND MISGIVING 150 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:18,595 WHEN ALL THE BESTEST HOLIDAY SHOWS ARE ON TV. 151 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,597 NOW, GET OUT OF MY WAY. 152 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,643 IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR... 153 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,732 DAH-DAH-DAH-DAT-TA-DA! 154 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,864 THE CYNTHIA CHRISTMAS 155 00:06:26,995 --> 00:06:28,823 EXTRAGRANZA SPECIAL. 156 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:33,784 I THOUGHT THE RABBI JUST WANTED THE THING FIXED 157 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,004 FOR THE END OF THE CHANUKAH PLAY, STU. 158 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:37,309 NOT REINVENTED. 159 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,094 I KNOW, POP, BUT I WANT TOMMY 160 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:40,878 TO BE PROUD OF HIS HERITAGE. 161 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:44,665 BESIDES, I WANT TO SHOW DIDI I'M SUPPORTIVE OF CHANUKAH. 162 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:46,884 IF YOU ASK ME, YOU'RE OVERDOING IT. 163 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,799 HAH! WHEN THIS BABY FIRES UP 164 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,714 THEY WON'T SAY I OVERDID IT. 165 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:52,499 THEY'LL SAY I'M A GENIUS. 166 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:56,067 HUH? 167 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,895 [ crackling] 168 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,419 WHAT WAS THAT? 169 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:02,726 THAT'S STU, WORKING ON THE MENORAH FOR THE PLAY. 170 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:05,033 I JUST HOPE HE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING... 171 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,382 INAPPROPRIATE. 172 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,298 [ calliope playing "Hava Nagila"] 173 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,736 Men: HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 174 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,615 [ music and shouting get faster] 175 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,358 [ exploding] 176 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:30,841 POP! STU! IT'S TIME FOR THE FAIR. 177 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:32,234 YOU GO ON AHEAD. 178 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,279 IT NEEDS A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS. 179 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:35,629 I'LL MEET YOU AT CHURCH. 180 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:38,980 IT'S A SYNAGOGUE, CHANUKAH-BOY. 181 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:42,026 RIGHT, RIGHT, I KNEW THAT. 182 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:45,377 TV announcer: Tonight, after Santa versus the Alien... 183 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:46,553 [ exploding] 184 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,772 [ growling] 185 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:52,210 It's Cynthia in A Very Cynthia Christmas. 186 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:54,430 OH, YES! 187 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,084 Boris: THE CHUTZPAH! 188 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:59,566 "I ENJOYED THE ROLE OF KING FOR ITS SUBTLE COMPLEXITY." 189 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,176 SUBTLE COMPLEXITY, MY TUCHUS. 190 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,047 SHLOMO WANTED TO BE KING 191 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,614 TO POKE ME WITH HIS SWORD. 192 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,137 ALL WEEK IN REHEARSAL 193 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:07,443 POKING AND POKING. 194 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,532 WHAT AM I, A PIN CUSHION? 195 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,883 ANGELICA, TIME TO GO TO SYNAGOGUE. 196 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:14,363 BUT, BUT... 197 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,017 BORIS IS GOING TO BE IN A PLAY 198 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:18,367 ALL ABOUT THE MEANING OF CHANUKAH. 199 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,761 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MEANING OF CHANUKAH. 200 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,110 I WANT MY SPECIAL. 201 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,677 Minka: COME ON, BORIS, WE'RE LATE. 202 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,766 Boris: THIS PLAY WILL BE THE END OF ME. 203 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:26,767 [ gasping] 204 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:29,596 MEANING OF CHANUKAH. PHOOEY! 205 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:34,339 All: THE MEANY OF CHANUKAH! 206 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,385 NO WONDER YOUR GRANDPA 207 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,692 DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY WITH HIM. 208 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:42,217 I HAD TO PLAY WITH A MEANY AT DAYCARE ONCE. 209 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,001 OH, WHAT HAPPENED? 210 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,482 FIRST, HE MADE ME LICK THE SLIDE 211 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,702 HE HUNG ME FROM THE MONKEY BARS 212 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,531 AND THEN HE PUT A WORM ON MY HEAD. 213 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:54,316 YOU DON'T THINK HE'LL DO THAT TO MY GRANDPA? 214 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,057 IF IT'S A GROWED UP MEANY 215 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,625 IT'LL BE MUCH WORSER THAN THAT, TOMMY. 216 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,931 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEANY AT DAYCARE? 217 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:04,152 THE TEACHER CAME OVER AND DUG ME OUT OF THE SAND. 218 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,371 AND THEN SHE MADE US BOTH TAKE A NAP. 219 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:08,199 THAT'S IT, THEN. 220 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:11,289 WE'VE GOT TO PUT THE MEANY OF CHANUKAH DOWN FOR A NAP. 221 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,771 OH, ME AND MY BIG MOUTH! 222 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:17,861 Angelica: THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME, AUNT DIDI. 223 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,863 DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE A TV? 224 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:23,127 WELL, GUYS, THIS IS IT: THE SYNAMABOB. 225 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,041 ARE WE READY? 226 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:24,868 READY. 227 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:25,695 PILLOW? 228 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:26,653 CHEX! 229 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:27,349 BLANKEY? 230 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:28,045 CHEX! 231 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,090 NIGHT LIGHT? 232 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,134 CHEX! 233 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:34,617 THAT MEANY IS GOING DOWN. 234 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,619 [ Klezmer music playing] 235 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,012 [ girl laughing] 236 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,668 [ gasps] 237 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:47,412 AH... OOH... 238 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,416 [ slurping] 239 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:54,724 OH, WELL, CYNTHIA, THE NIGHT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS. 240 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,466 MOMMY NEVER LETS US HAVE PANCAKES FOR DINNER. 241 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,382 UM... MMM... UM... 242 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,601 BLECH! 243 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,211 YUCK! TOPATOES?! 244 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:06,780 WHAT KIND OF BOBOHEAD MAKES PANCAKES OUT OT TOPATOES? 245 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:11,088 WHOA... OH! 246 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,613 I WIN! 247 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,354 COME ON, CYNTHIA. 248 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,966 THEY'VE GOT TO HAVE A TV SOMEWHERE. 249 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,011 PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE! 250 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,796 FRED KING IS SICK TONIGHT 251 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,928 SO LOWELL ARNSTEIN WILL PLAY THE PART 252 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,495 OF THE VILLAGE KVETCH. 253 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,759 VILLAGE KVETCH? YOU SAID I'D BE PLAYING THE KING. 254 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,892 I SAID YOU'D BE REPLACING MR. KING. 255 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,677 BUT I PREPARED A MONOLOGUE... WITH MUSIC. 256 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,548 EH... NOW, REMEMBER, EVERYONE 257 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,855 WHEN MR. PICKLES LIGHTS THE MENORAH 258 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,815 WE... OH, DEAR, WHERE'S MR. PICKLES? 259 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,731 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SLOW THIS TRAFFIC IS MOVING. 260 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,210 [ disgusted sigh] 261 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,473 ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS... ♪ 262 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,562 SO... WHERE'S YOUR SON-IN-LAW 263 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,173 THE BRILLIANT INVENTOR? 264 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,349 HELLO, SHLOMO. 265 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:55,829 HOW'S BUSINESS? 266 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,439 HELLO, BORIS. 267 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,180 HOW'S THE FAMILY? 268 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,096 HOW CAN THEY NOT HAVE A TV? 269 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,881 HEY, LOOK, AN ENTERTAINING CENTER! 270 00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,883 HUH? 271 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,104 AH... SO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE 272 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,018 ABOUT THE TORAH? 273 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,541 HUH? 274 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,109 IT'S A VERY SPECIAL BOOK, YOU KNOW. 275 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,589 I'M SURE IT IS. SPEAKING OF SPECIALS... 276 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,504 DO YOU HAVE A... [ gasps] 277 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,245 [ gasps again] 278 00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,204 Rabbi: DON'T BE SHY. 279 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:28,818 YOU KNOW THE TORAH IS ALMOST 3,000 YEARS OLD AND... 280 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,736 [ toilet flushing] 281 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,390 YOU! 282 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,653 I BROKE A SHIN BECAUSE OF YOU. 283 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,134 OH, I, I, I'M REALLY VERY SORRY, BUT 284 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,483 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I... 285 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,005 OH, NO. 286 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,398 OH! 287 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:46,662 IT'S TO THE NURSERY WITH YOU. 288 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,447 ♪ ...OF DAYS LONG AGO 289 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,407 ♪ ONE FOR EACH NIGHT... 290 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,496 UH... I DON'T GET IT. 291 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,672 WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE. 292 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,501 IT'S HARD TO FIND THE MEANY OF CHANUKAH. 293 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,938 WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 294 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,854 NEVER MIND. 295 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,508 [ applause] 296 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,597 [ piano playing] 297 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:13,341 AT LAST, A QUIET MOMENT TO STUDY TORAH. 298 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,996 GRANDPA BORIS! 299 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,128 [ scattered applause] 300 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,217 YOU THERE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 301 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,132 I'M LEARNING TORAH 302 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,526 JUST AS MY FOREFATHERS DID. 303 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:25,962 AS WILL MY CHILDREN 304 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,399 AND MY CHILDREN'S CHILDREN, AND... 305 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,053 ENOUGH ALREADY! 306 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:33,883 AS KING OF THE GREEKS, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP. 307 00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,537 WATCH IT WITH THAT THING! 308 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,148 Children: THE MEANY OF CHANUKAH! 309 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,542 MARCH! 310 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,850 [ children yelling] 311 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:44,894 [ gasps] 312 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,376 [ ringing] 313 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:52,728 [ grunting] 314 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,602 WHAT KIND OF SICK MIND COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS? 315 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,256 [ kids sniffling] 316 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:02,346 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO THEM, ESTER. 317 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,652 THIS SO UNLIKE THEM. 318 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,959 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, DIDI. 319 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,612 GO! ENJOY. 320 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,184 WHAT ARE YOUBABIES DOING HERE? 321 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,708 WE WERE TRYING TO SAVE GRANDPA BORIS 322 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,798 FROM THE MEANY OF CHANUKAH. 323 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,974 BUT THE GROWN-UPS WOULDN'T LET US. 324 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,367 WE WAS GOING TO PUT HIM DOWN FOR A NAP. 325 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,328 MEANY OF CHANUKAH? 326 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,156 YOU DUMB BABIES! 327 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:34,161 ...HAVE A REALLY GOOD IDEA! 328 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,250 REALLY? 329 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,992 YEAH. BUT YOU DON'T NEED BLANKIES AND STUFF 330 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,081 TO PUT A GROWD-UP DOWN FOR A NAP. 331 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,822 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? 332 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,434 HOPPITY-HOP? 333 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,348 NO. 334 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,523 A KANGAROO? 335 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:49,306 NO. 336 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,655 A RAISIN? 337 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,135 NO! 338 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,965 THE ONLIEST THING A GROWD-UP NEEDS IS A TV. 339 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:56,531 All: HUH? 340 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:57,401 DON'T YOU KNOW 341 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,055 EVERY TIME GRANDPA LOU 342 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,188 PUTS ON A TV, HE GOES RIGHT ASLEEP? 343 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,190 HEY, YEAH! 344 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:07,411 AND I KNOW RIGHT WHERE YOU CAN FIND ONE. 345 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,850 SO, THE TIDE HAS TURNED, YOU PASKUDNYAK! 346 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:14,288 MY PEOPLE WILL NOT FOLLOW YOUR EVIL WAYS! 347 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:17,769 [ audience laughs] 348 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,206 THAT'S IT! 349 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,469 YOU AND ME, OLD MAN, RIGHT NOW! 350 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,253 OY! 351 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,254 [ grunting] 352 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,517 OKAY, I'M LOST. 353 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:29,216 I HAD NO IDEA CHANUKAH WAS SO INTERESTING. 354 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,347 OY-OY-OY. 355 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,566 SHMEGEGI! 356 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:32,784 [ grunting] 357 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,569 AND SO THE MACCABEES 358 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,485 LAUNCHED THEIR FINAL ASSAULT AGAINST KING ANTIOCHUS 359 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,486 AND AS THEY DO 360 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,183 WE WILL HEAR AGAIN 361 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,230 FROM THE WOMEN OF ZION SENIOR CHOIR. 362 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,058 [ punching continues backstage] 363 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,755 [ grunts, cries of pain] 364 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,496 [ singing "Oh, Chanukah"] 365 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,890 [ crying] 366 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,244 ALL MY LIFE YOU'RE UPSTAGING ME! 367 00:14:57,374 --> 00:15:00,073 ME? YOU'RE THE ONE WITH ALWAYS BRAGGING! 368 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,249 "MY CHILDREN THIS, MY GRANDCHILDREN THAT." 369 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,685 ON AND ON! 370 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,643 YOU'D BE PROUD OF YOUR CHILDREN, TOO 371 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:06,644 IF YOU HAD ANY. 372 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,124 BUT YOU WERE TOO BUSY 373 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,778 WITH FANCY-PANTS BUSINESS DEALS! 374 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:10,779 [ gasps] 375 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,520 IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK? 376 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,782 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. 377 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,088 SO SUE ME! I LIED. 378 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,306 SADIE AND I-- 379 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,873 MAY SHE REST IN PEACE-- 380 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,875 WERE NEVER BLESSED WITH CHILDREN. 381 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,921 ALL I HAD WAS MY FANCY-PANTS BUSINESS 382 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,792 MR. KNOW-SO-MUCH! 383 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,663 [ women singing in background] 384 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,796 SO NOW YOU KNOW. 385 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:29,885 HERE. 386 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,713 I GOT NO ONE TO SHARE 387 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,150 OUR TRADITION WITH, ANYWAY. 388 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,852 HERE. YOU BE KING. 389 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,335 [ finishing song] 390 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,685 [ applause] 391 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,471 TO BE OR... 392 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,821 MACCABEE! 393 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,345 THATIS THE QUESTION. 394 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:59,567 [ snoring] 395 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,003 WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 396 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,526 [ all oohing] 397 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:07,009 [ continues snoring] 398 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,012 [ music playing on TV] 399 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,753 [ kids grunting] 400 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,234 CAREFUL, THAT'S MY SOFT SPOT! 401 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:17,454 YOUR WHOLE HEAD IS A SOFT SPOT. 402 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,239 [ yelling] 403 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:19,761 Kids: OW! 404 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,329 HUH? 405 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,765 [ mumbling] 406 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:24,809 [ resumes snoring] 407 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,073 ANGELICA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 408 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:30,728 TV announcer: And now back to A Very Cynthia Christmas. 409 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,165 YES! 410 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,254 COME ON, YOU GUYS, GRANDPA NEEDS US. 411 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,082 NOT SO FAST, BABIES. 412 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,823 ME AND CYNTHIA GOT SOME KETCHUP TO DO. 413 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,042 [ laughs] 414 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:43,785 WELL, WHO COULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING? 415 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,091 BUT ANGELICA 416 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,397 WHAT ABOUT THE MEANY OF CHANUKAH? 417 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,791 STUPID BABIES, THERE IS NO MEANY OF... 418 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,227 [ grunts] 419 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,100 All: IT'S THE MEANY! 420 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,145 [ slams] 421 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,062 [ starts crying] 422 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:03,196 OY! OY, SHA, SHA! 423 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,111 WHAT IS IT? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 424 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:09,332 I WANT MY CYNTHIA! 425 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,944 YOU WANT TO WATCH THE TUBE? 426 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,076 [ clanks] 427 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:19,603 [ crying harder] 428 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:22,302 WHAT? I'M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON. 429 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,304 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 430 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:27,655 I THINK THE MEANY'S TRYING TO SQUEEZE HER GUTS OUT! 431 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:28,830 WHAT DO WE DO? 432 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,050 WE CAN USE TOMMY'S PILLOWCASE 433 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,008 AND PRETEND WE'RE A GHOST! 434 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,793 BOO-OOO-OOO... 435 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:36,881 [ grunts] 436 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,753 THAT WASN'T VERY SCARY. 437 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,146 HEY, GUYS, AMEMBER 438 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,930 GRANDPA ALWAYS TAKES A NAP 439 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,019 WHEN HE HEARS A GOOD STORY? 440 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,239 WELL, MAYBE THE MEANY WILL, TOO! 441 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,373 OH, FINE! 442 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,810 GOOD-BYE, COOL WORLD. 443 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,247 [ sobbing] 444 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,249 [ whimpers] 445 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,729 [ others whining] 446 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,775 OY VEY! MORE BABIES. 447 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,907 QUIET! WH-WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 448 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,692 Boris: TOMMYLE? SHLOMO? 449 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,302 WHAT'S GOING ON? 450 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,391 ONE MINUTE I'M TRYING TO GO HOME 451 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,784 AND THE NEXT THING 452 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,091 I'M UP TO MY DENTURES IN KINDERLACH! 453 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,788 [ Angelica continues crying] 454 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,659 OY... 455 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,618 AH, THERE, THERE, THERE, TATELAH. 456 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,708 HERE, THEY WANT YOU TO READ A STORY. COME, COME. 457 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,840 YOU'RE THE GRANDFATHER, YOU READ IT. 458 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,581 NO, NO, NO, HE WANTS YOU. 459 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,424 GO ON, READ. 460 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,469 READ. 461 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,124 "LONG AGO, IN THE LAND... 462 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,168 NO, NO, NO 463 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,039 THEY ALREADY HEARD THAT. HERE. 464 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,563 [ sharply]: FINE. 465 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,828 "AND SO AGAINST ALL ODDS 466 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:57,048 "JUDAH THE MACCABEE WON THE RIGHT FOR HIS PEOPLE 467 00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,443 TO LIVE AND LEARN IN THE WAY OF THEIR FOREFATHERS..." 468 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:01,270 GO ON. 469 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,099 "BUT AFTER THE WAR 470 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:08,408 "THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL HAD A DIFFICULT TASK. 471 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:12,194 "THOUGH ANTIOCHUS HAD BEEN DRIVEN FROM THEIR LAND 472 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,065 "HE HAD LEFT THEIR CITIES 473 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,807 AND THEIR HOLY TEMPLE IN A TERRIBLE MESS!" 474 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,113 WOW! THIS IS WORSER 475 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,897 THAN OUR ROOM, HUH, LILLIAN? 476 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,986 I DON'T KNOW, PHILLIP. 477 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,858 I CAN STILL SEE THE FLOOR. 478 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,816 Chuckie: HEY, LOOK, TOMMY 479 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,776 IT'S THAT THINGIE FROM THE TOP OF YOUR TV. 480 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,778 YEAH, BUT IT'S ALL BROKED UP. 481 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,083 I DIDN'T DO IT. 482 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,911 "AND THEIR BEAUTIFUL MENORAH 483 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:37,001 "WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BURN FOREVER, WAS BROKEN 484 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,481 AND ITS FLAME PUT OUT." 485 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,918 SHLOMO, THEY DON'T KNOW FROM MENORAHS. 486 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:46,489 A MENORAH IS, UH, LIKE THE NIGHT-LIGHT OF OUR PEOPLE. 487 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,144 IN TIMES OF DARKNESS IT SHINES ON THE WORLD 488 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,928 REMINDING US NOT TO BE AFRAID 489 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:51,929 TO BE DIFFERENT 490 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,540 BUT BE PROUD WHO WE ARE! 491 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,455 HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD, COOKIE. 492 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,891 YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP? 493 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,327 I'M WINGING IT HERE. 494 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,546 GIVE ME A BREAK. 495 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,638 YOUR UNCLE SHLOMO IS RIGHT. 496 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,162 IT'S LIKE THE NIGHT-LIGHT OF OUR PEOPLE. 497 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,903 AND IT WAS FILLED WITH OIL. 498 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,600 THAT MAKES IT BURN. 499 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,428 SOME PEOPLE USE CANDLES. 500 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,566 "SO, THE PEOPLE REPAIRED THEIR TEMPLE 501 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,917 "BUT THE GREEKS HAD LEFT ONLY ENOUGH OIL 502 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,919 "TO BURN IN THE MENORAH 503 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,703 "FOR ONE NIGHT. 504 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,315 BUT THEY LIT THE MENORAH, ANYWAY. 505 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:33,319 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 506 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,017 IT'LL TAKE EIGHT DAYS TO MAKE MORE OIL. 507 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,498 Shlomo: WHAT THEY NEEDED WAS A MIRACLE. 508 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,935 YEAH, A MIRABLE 509 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,284 WHATEVER THAT IS. 510 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,243 THAT'S WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS 511 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,245 YOU THOUGHT COULD NEVER HAPPEN. 512 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,159 WELL, THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. 513 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,944 Boris: "BUT ONE DAY WENT BY... 514 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,251 "AND THEN ANOTHER... 515 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:55,166 "AND ANOTHER, UNTIL FINALLY... 516 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,604 "THE EIGHT DAYS HAD PASSED 517 00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,694 "AND THE FLAME WAS STILL BURNING. 518 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,086 "AND TO THIS DAY 519 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,828 "WE LIGHT THE MENORAH EVERY YEAR 520 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,788 TO REMEMBER THE MIRACLE OF CHANUKAH." 521 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,138 [ snoring] 522 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:14,273 [ giggling] 523 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,013 [ motor racing] 524 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,058 [ tires squealing] 525 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,320 [ crashing] 526 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,714 ♪ SOME SAY THE LIGHTS OF CHANUKAH ♪ 527 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,150 ♪ ARE ALWAYS THERE... 528 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,804 THERE YOU ARE, PICKLES. 529 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,022 GO, GO! YOU'RE ON. 530 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,067 BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM? 531 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,634 JUST GO ALREADY. 532 00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:28,939 ♪ BUT I SAY 533 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,638 ♪ THINK ANTIOCHUS. 534 00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:33,204 [ one person applauding] 535 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:36,382 OH! TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER. 536 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:40,908 [ explosion] 537 00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,257 [ gasping] 538 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:45,173 AH! DIDI. LOOK! 539 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,001 Audience: OH! 540 00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,829 [ snoring] 541 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:55,357 SHLOMO, WE'RE ON. 542 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,927 OH. OH, MY. 543 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:02,756 AND SO ENDS OUR LITTLE PLAY. 544 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,716 AND MAY IT BE OUR SINCEREST CHANUKAH WISH 545 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:09,110 THAT OUR KINDERLACH WILL CONTINUE 546 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,853 TO CARRY THE LIGHT OF OUR PEOPLE FOR GENERATIONS TO COME. 547 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,508 Audience: AW! 548 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,336 SAY THE BLESSING. 549 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:19,947 OH, RIGHT. 550 00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:22,341 BARUCH ATAH ADONAI 551 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,255 ELOHEINU MELECH HA-OLAM 552 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:27,607 ASHER KIDSHANU B'MITZVOSAV 553 00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:30,523 V'TZIVANU L'CHADLIK NER SHEL CHANUKAH. 554 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:34,178 ♪ YI-DA-DA-DA-DI DUM-AY-DIDDI-BUM ♪ 555 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:35,528 ♪ YA-DA-DA-DA-DI 556 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:36,877 ♪ DUM-AY-CHIRI-BAM... 557 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,095 LOOK, TOMMY. 558 00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:40,707 THE MEANY AND YOUR GRANDPA BORIS 559 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,056 ARE PLAYING NICE. 560 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:43,927 I KNOW, CHUCKIE. 561 00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,365 IT'S A MIRABLE! 562 00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:49,846 [ both laughing] 563 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:52,762 ♪ HI-DI-DI-DI BOOM-BOOM, HI-DI-DI-DI BOOM-BOOM ♪ 564 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:55,243 ♪ HI-YI-YI-YI-YABBA-YABBA BI-BI-BOOM, CHIRI-BAM. ♪ 565 00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:04,383 [Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 566 00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,259 ♪ ONE FOR EACH NIGHT 567 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,521 ♪ THEY SHED A SWEET LIGHT 568 00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:16,351 ♪ TO REMIND US OF DAYS LONG AGO ♪ 569 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:17,526 ♪ ONE FOR EACH NIGHT 570 00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:19,876 ♪ THEY SHED A SWEET LIGHT 571 00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:23,271 ♪ TO REMIND US OF DAYS LONG AGO. ♪ 572 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,448 [ humming melody] 573 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:46,860 Angelica: DUMB BABIES! 574 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,862 THOSE ARE FOR CHANUKAH!